HYPE CRASH INCOMING Edition
>What's new?
>Heroes of the Storm 2.0; launching April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
>Megabundles Announced; All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for FREE
>Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/
>Genji Hero Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji/
https://youtu.be/-SJgvzPRFEI
>Hamamura Battleground Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura/
https://youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0
>Veterans get some good loot when 2.0 drops
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20653218/
>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.
>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20707874/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20719811/
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696243/
>2.0 Beta Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696241/
>Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki
>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist
>Where can I find you """good""" valeera players?
"/join /vg/" in game chat
Previously: >>174981880
DEATHWING CONFIRMED
1st for lili
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
ANIME CONFIRMED
so this won't be live on EU today?
trailer is up on youtube
trailer is up on youtube
trailer is up on youtube
reminder that we got dva instead of deathwing
>mfw not deathwing
XTH FOR NEFARIAN HYPE
Haha girl gamerrr! Xddd
FIRST FORMIC SPAM
Li Li's Paws
yo can ya boi get a quick dab 4 tha new hero?
*dabs*
oldfags report in
DEATHWINGFAGS REPORT IN
Grommash hype train is a go.
How many people here have even gotten to grandmaster?
>>174995081
Give the bloody link
datamined patch confirmed: cutest girl!
WHY ARE THE MICS POPPING
WHY IS NO ONE FIXING THIS
New Heroes
>reveal THEM
2.0 WHEN?!
Kel'Thuzad when ?
>>174995154
i datamind your moma
still posting goblin chicks cause... eh, i don't need a good reason
honestly they could have dressed anna sexier than this
GROM
R
O
M
>nodoby drinking the tea from the table ;_;
>>174995156
Not enough money in the budget
WHEN THE FUCK CAN I PLAY HOTS 2.0
WHEEEEEEEEEEEN
post your face when it'simperius
>>174995172
In less than 1 hour.
Who /EU/ here
>>174995104
Our lead dev is a Li Li poster. What a time to be alive
>>174995202
fatControl wants her dressed like a mormon whenever she's in public
>>174995117
People who played since original alpha/artifacts report in.
>>174995104
W-what about them?
>yfw Blizzard once again memes on the entire fanbase with the newest hero
>>174995243
45 minutes
Disregard all these other fags Blizzard is gonna pull a character from their last major untouched game.
>I want you spew so much autism that a pony convention looks normal in comparison
>Say no more senpai
>Galzowe not going to be so great.
Do they play the game?
TRAP GF WHEN?!
>not even acknowledging the girl when they talk
FUCKING WHITE MALES
she's hot fuck
Matchmaking is gonna be such a shit show
>>174995186
short, thick, goblin chicks
Nobody FUCKING CARES about how the pie is fucking made JUST LET ME FUCKING EAT THE CINEMATIC SLICE ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALMOST4:20I WANT TO GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
ITS GOING TO BE A FERAL DRUID U HEARD IT HERE 1STMILLHOUSE IS A MEME
This mic popping is killing me
IT'S BROLL BEARMANTLE YOU FUCKING MORONS
>Get a stream that's meant for the entire HoTS playerbase to show new stuff
>Talk about fucking nothing and information that's been known for weeks
>Still no reveals
>>174995336
Like she really give a fuck about this game. She just there for a check Bruh.
>>174995243
About when the stream ends so in 45 minutes.
>mics popping
>talking about shit we already know or don't care about
Nice!
Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan Drink the tea FeelsBadMan
HOW WILL THIS BENEFIT ME
>>174995263
EU here
Thanks NA players for beta testing 2.0 so we get a smooth launch
>>174995336
she doesn't deserve it
just like it's anal 24/7 because she doesnt deserve to take pleasure from sex
BYE BLIZZKEKS
I'm not letting these jewish cunts cuck me anymore, wake me up to actually play this shit game
>All this mic popping
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>174995354
Almost any goblin chick.
My favourites are the crazy explosive or tinkerer types, but i don't have many blueboard pics.
>>174994910
Almost 80k viewers and is rising. Are they all bots anon?
Is the heroe on the left zeratul?
>>174995290
PLEASE
HASHTAGS
HOW DO YOU DO FELLO KIDS
>ANNOUNCING TWEETS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE US THE SHIT GODDAMNIT
>fucking pop ups saying ENJOYING THE SHOW? MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW AND SUB GOY HEHEHE
Jesus, and i thought twitch hit rock bottom with the cam girl tips, uhhh sorry i mean 'cheers'.
>>174995263
Here, I suppose learn for exam.
>>174995445
Confirmed.
>>174995445
>WoW model
For what purpose. Of course it's fake.
>dick sucking tweets
why
WHO WILL IT BE, /hotsg/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12824872
Why read tweets? WHY? WHO CARES? Jesus christ... WHY
Show the damn video already please..
NICE REAL TWEETS
All this Fake News I mean tweets.
>>174995382
laughing at yurocucks and strayans is amazing
>>174995498
Yes, with his zerg hunter skin (idk the name exactly)
>>174995263
ME!
>>174995117
>>174995437
Dude it's not Twitch, dont spam like that. Have some dignity.
>>174995478
>implying she wouldn't love getting anally ravaged 24/7
POST PICS OF THE FEMALE CASTER
haha time for espruts
>>174995490
Post more. Upload them elsewhere if you have to.
were they standing there the whole time?
no they are not about to stream a fucking match
fuck this
I hope one of these heroes is the new one
>people wearing full suits and ties
>to talk about a video game
>>174995451
>Thanks for fucking my gf for me Chad, you did me a favor surely...
>>174995451
I want tofuck nidalee. We need more delicious brown in hots.
>>174995558
>no ysera
what a shit
LOL SHOWMATCH FIRST
I'd fuck Khaldor's egyptian ass so hard desu
WE'VE
SEEN
THE FUCKING
MAP
Oh shit snitch is on genji
ITS GONNA BE A HEARTHSTONE HERO YOU FUCKS
>>174995406
thats a nice malfurion skin
POP POP POP
FUCKING FIX THE MIC
>HOTS team didn't even get cutest PR girl Soe
DEAD GAME
Who are these cucks? Just release the shit already
DIGITAL SPORTS
HAHAHAH TIME FOR AN ENTRIE FUCKING MATCH LOL XD
>akwardly tilting their heads up
>>174995490
I thought I had a really good explosive one but it was actually a gnome.
I like how they made the whole Sport thing of having the guy do that move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1DDYWH1S0
I would let breezy or whatever his name is eat my ass
>>174995754
you mean the ugliest existing being
>turbofag jobbing with genji
glorious
>>174995754
>wanting that autistic ugly shit who knows nothing about the game
Naw I'm good.
>SYLVANAS CHEESE
>>174995645
>>>aco>1270053
Where I got some of them.
>>>aco>1337482
They have the goblin rar here.
>NA "pro" players
>>174995117
i remember when chen and arthas were gods reporting in
>watching pros play a match that doesn't matter on a map everyone's played to death on the PTR
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
MODS PLEASE BAN ALL OF NA
na pros play like my pubs LFMAO
>>174995254
>>174995826
This pic always gets me harder than steel. More booty goblins
Khaldor go fuck yourself
>>174996031
You go and fuck yourself.
Khaldor is the best announcer.
>Rexxar is two bodies for the payload
>Cho'Gall is one
ahahahahaha
>using E to engage with genji instead of d
>making sure you can't get resets and a better escape
>lack of spam on the q
Snitch sucks dick
>Gonna have to sit through a whole (scripted) match on the new map we've already seen in great detail without showing the new character
>Will probably 'interview' the teams afterward to really push that 2.0 system
>Servers will be up before the fucking announcement goes out
>>174995826
its always fucking gnomes. God damn anklebiter bastards. Goblins are best
>>174995948
you can link correctly within blueboard rules you fucking dolt
>>>/aco/1270053
>>>/aco/1337482
>"P.S. Let the genji team win, we'll pay you an extra 5k"
Genji looks quite underwhelming desu
>>174996007
Im opening my lootboxes in 40minutes!!! What are you gonna be doing yurocuck? check this thread for screenshots of awesome shit i got?
I called it a week ago, Genji's team will win
alarak buff when?
>>174996124
>scripted match
how much of a conspiracy theorist are you
New Hero is Archmage Kadghar. You heard it here first.
>>174996160
holy shit muh dick
Why do EU pros play like NA
Are they using low graphic setting for the showmatch? Doesn't look great
>>174996264
Because is just a meme game and they are having fun.
>20% cooler
TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
>>174995826
>GestList
why are artists illiterate
In case you missed it, one of those faggots just made a MLP reference.
>>174996314
He said 40%.
>>174996336
was it the jackass with a sidecut?
New Hero coming through
is hanamura the visually blandest map so far?
>>174996327
Are you blind? There's a U right there.
>>174996193yes
>>174996426
its so fucking huge but there's nothing there
>>174996336
Well, at least you were able to notice it.
>>174996323
And it's fucking d.va, of course. We knew it all along and they fucked with us with the claw and fire roar thing
It looks like Divine Storm has a knock-away now?
New Uther is kicking ass.
>>174996323
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>174996323
woah they really changed the sound of the roar from the trailer to the real announcement
>>174996483
I'm a brony, but i hate when people use cringey mlp memes in real life
>>174996536
ETC is there friend
what if two people with banners secure an objective?
which banner gets dropped?
>>174996423
i need this goofball in my life
>Blizzard campaigns for hots
>A game that is infinitely more fun to play than to watch
>decides to show a showmatch
was this a mistake?
>>174996603
Whoever was on it the longest/started it.
does it releases the same time on EU and NA?
>>174996603
In my experience in the PTR, it's the last hit. On in the case of merc camps, whoever last hitted the last merc.
>>174996720
na today. eu tomorrow.
>>174996696
should have been QM style genji vs genji
>>174996696
>A game that is infinitely more fun to play than to watch
the devs need to realise this.
it's the reason why it's a bad Esport/Twitch game, but a solid game otherwise.
>>174996720
Lol. Is Blizzard a EU company? Main servers first sorry "mate" ;^)
Why do they have all chat for this fucking streamed match? WHY IS ALL CHAT NOT IN GAME?
ANGELA
ANGELA
ANGELA
I NEED HEALING
>"pros" don't realize that the payload is based on levels
How stupid are these people, whose dick I gotta suck to get paid to play video games.
>>174996643
Is that a braap picture? It has to be brap
>>174996426
I think the actual scenery is cute but yeah, it's just a big empty field. There aren't even any bushes or anything to break it up. Characters like Chromie or Lunara who can double their default view distance are going to have a big advantage.
>>174996643
Any Li Li? or you strictly a goburinfag
>>174996794
it is for customs
>it's a dreadnaught randomly raises his voice to create fake hype episode
This map has shit graphics
>>174995451
>dat pose
>dat brown
>dem FEET
god damn, i remember when league made delicious waifus and not tumblr-pandering bullshit
>>174996764
>eu tomorrow.
wake me up when something happens please
this streaming is awful
>>174996696
Their other mistake was somehow expecting people to give a fuck about pros playing a match with nothing on the line.
>>174996871
this is a fairly new splashits also edited to show the bare feet
>>174996871
shitskin is tumblr pandering and not delicious
>>174996830
>It's a Khaldor is growling towards the end of his sentences episode.
>>174996825
Be nice, anon
>>174996825
Lili is too small, panda are good because they're chubby.
>>174996887
I'm so glad I'm on my way home from work and not watching the shit stream, I can only imagine how terrible it is.
I prefer your anecdotes anons
Man, I haven't even played this map and I still don't care about watching "pro" HOTS. I just want to play HOTS.
can't spell goblin withoutincasehttp://i.imgur.com/TBA0kWF.jpg
>these are pros
>shitter qm genjis are going to do even dumber shit that isnt going to work
>>174996887
i mean the game is entertaining, but no one fucking tuned into the stream for some meme game showing off a map/hero we've known about forever REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>genji overextending and feeding
like pottery
>>174996970
Oh I meant it in a good way, I like both. I just like Li Li better. More!
>>174996997
True, but you gotta admit Li Li is pretty damn cute/sexy
>>174996943
go back to /pol/ Cletus
>>174996997source?
>>174996643
pls sir, i need this
this is a bo2 right?
Blacklist Khaldor from these for fuck sake he is awful.
Boss on Braxis is such a throwpit. Just never worth it.
>>174996128
Hey fuck off faggot you wish goblins looked one tenth as good as they do in their fanart
Theyre just ugly warty gremlins who age like moldy cheese and in a few generatioms will go back to being shits for brains mistakes of nature
Gnomes are mad by the gods to be who they are, you wish Goblins had one billionth that self worth
REMOVE ALL GOBLINS
CLEAN THE VALLEY OF SPIRITS
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING GREEN JEWS
>>174997151
>genji jumping in with his trait like a retard
this is comedy gold
>>174997225
source?
>>174996942
i figuredit was new, since I own the skin from way back when and remember how it looked.
just makes me sad that hte age of waifus is over
omfg just reveal the new hero
I guess I shouldn't buy genji then :D
ok the games over, can we get to the good stuff already
>people saying genji team would win
>they lost
Stay smart you memers
>>174996997
>that pudge
Nice.
CAN WE GET ON WITH IT NOW
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR 8 DIFFERENT TAKES ON HOW THEY WON
What if Illidan's trait bolt of the storm and it had more than one charge
And what if his evasion also did damage every time he's attacked
And what if his Q had triple the range and Li Ming's trait
is this the exhibition match or am i late?
>post li li with clothes
>banned
>post goblin sucking dick nude
>no ban
????
There is a global chanel on the chat now ?
>>174997339
No, 2 more rounds. Best out of 3. Get hype, goy!
>>174997270
thank god I was wrong
>>174997339
Best of three :)
>>174997346
Genji is the new Valeera. Idiots think he is op.
>>174997374
What if he had no sustain.
IT WAS SO COOL HOW THEY USED THIS MECHANIC OF THE MAP THAT DOES NO FUCKING DAMAGE THAT WAS SO COOL I AM NOT SHILLING AT ALL
>>174997339
Time to head over to the analysts table to talk about the match for another 30 minutes.
FINALLY
>>174997374
and what if his cooldowns didn't go down when he attacked, rendering him totally garbage
HERO REVEAL TIME. TIME TO NERF IT
It's time!
DVA PogChamp
It's almost here lads!
>>174997280
Why is every skin purple and green?
Are Blizz trying to give us our daily dose?
>>174997383
kys lilifag
MAKE YOUR BETS RIGHT NOW
ohhhhh
its coming
>It was my privilege
>>174996970
post lewder li li~
>"Now for the cinematic, so kevin tell us what it means to you"
FUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh shit it's almost here HANG ONTO YOUR LILI BODY PILLOWS CHAPS
REVEAL INCOMING REVEAL INCOMING OFMGKLM
AFKDADMF
LOL
>>174997407
>>174997420
best of 5 actually, of course with 45 minutes of in-depth analysis between matches
>>174997502
DEATHWING
.
V
A
>quite a show to go
HOW MUCH LONGER
STOP
QUIT EDGING ME FUCK
STOP TALKING SHOW THE CINEMATIC ALREADY
>>174997134
Sorry, no clue.
>>174997206
Which is a shame because it's a pretty cool boss. Best boss by far is the swarm host on warhead. They're kinda fun to fight and they have really strong attacks as a unit. I think Gravegolems need to be remade or get a third attack or something so they're more than boring meat shields.
dva time
>not deathwing
>>174997556
And commercials!
SAP THE CASTERS
ITS TIIIIIIIIIIME
>to talk about making the cinematic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>174997492
It's an EVA-01 reference, they put those colors on A LOT of skins. Someone on the team really likes Evangelion.
>>174997492
Evangelion is a popular anime, gotta get the weeb audience.his other color shade is master chief, wich is cool too
random wow champ nobody cares about t b h
why isnt it called heroes of the nexus?
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE CINEMATIC AND SHOW IT YOU FUCKING KEKS
rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>dying for a piss
>cinematic could drop any second
>but they're stalling it
>know they'll stop stalling it the second i get up to go for a piss
>>174997383
seems fine to me
SHUT UP ALREADY
How mad would the waifu fags be if they just revealed Junkrat right now?
es tiempo :3c
>>174997136goblin Doomsatan666don't google if you don't want to find a lewd goblin
>>174997502
Shin Illidan, Lightlord, Death's Demise
HERE WE GO
>>174997225
I want to like gnomes, cause I fucking LOVE short women.They just look too fucking childish. I get horrid pedo vibes from them and its an instant limp dick.
It's the exact same issue I have with Li-li. I just can't stand it, let alone the fucking furry aspect.
OMG ITS DEATHWING
>>174997637
Nexus is a bunch of shit combined. Storm is a description of a "Blizzard". Hahaha.
O FUK
>>174997580
Grave Golems should have Xul's passive
HAPPENING LITERALLY RIGHT NOW
FUCKING FINALLY
>>174997637
what kind of stupid question is that
HERE
We
GO
JESUS I THOUGHT THAT DIABLO TAIL WAS DEATHWING I AM SHOOK
DIABLO CONFIRMED
Diablo confirmed!
>dva
Fuck.
nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ITS DVA
FUCKING KILL ME
FUCKING DVA
>IT WAS ACTUALLY D.VA
LMAO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS LITERALLY DVA EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS DVA
ITS DVA FUCK THIS SHIT
I-IT'S DEATHWING HOLY SHIT
LMAO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK OVERWATCH
DEATHWING SHITTERS BTFO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DVA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No fucking way
D.Va Confirmed
BLIZZARD YOU COCK SUCKING NIGGERS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR ME YOU SONS OF BITCHES I HATE YOU NIGGER FUCK FUCK UFCAOISHGFASOIGHAS?O)IGUJASOPIHGAESWJG
=?PIO)EWAQSJGH
What a shitty cinematic
fucking dva too
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR OVERWATCH SHIT
IM DONE WIT H THSIS GAME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
well now i have to firebomb blizzard
time to go burn down blizzard HQ
ITS FU7CKING DVA
ITS FUCKIGN DVA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ITS FUCKING DVA
Fuck.
FUCK
U
C
K
Fuck this fucking shit. It really is D.va. Fuck me. Fuck Blizzard. Fuck everything.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
D.VA
.
V
A
WHY ISNT IT DEATHWING NOOOOO FUCK
Even in the cinematic Genji does no damage.
DVA GET OUT OF MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO ITS DVA NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm so done with this shit
DVA RIP
D V A
I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER INTERACTIONS WITH STARCRAFT HEROES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHA
IT WAS D.VA ALL ALONG
WE FUCKING KNEW IT
THE SCARS MEANT NOTHING
AHAHAHAHA
ANTI DVA FAGS BTFO
HOW CAN YOU EVEN RECOVER
I'm dead.
DVA HAHAHAHAHAHA
snore
OVERWATCH OF THE STORM YESSSSS HAHAHAAAAA
Overwatch player btw :^)
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i KNEW IT!!!!
Aw, thats boring.
Why not a cooler Overwatch character like Bastion, or Zenyatta?
lame dva fags were right,
Why not give him a character that actually has to do with his lore like another blackwatch member or Zenyatta
>it's actually d.va
WHY
WHY TWO OVERWATCH HEROES IN A ROW AND WE JUST GOT LUCIO SO RECENTLY
WHY WHY WHY
LMAO
WHAT A JOKE
>DVA
UNINSTALLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
God damnit, she's the most boring character in the world.
POST LI LI !
>It actually was D. VA
What a let down
NERF THIS YOU FUCKERS
THE ANAL LOVING KOREAN IS HERE TO STAY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHERE MY FUCKING DEATHWING JEWZZARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>ITS NOT FUCKING DEATHWING
>ITS FUCKING CHINK GAMURGURL
I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
WHY DID I SPEND HOURS WAITING FOR THIS SHIT
i'm out
I was sorta looking forward to 2.0 but now I think I'm just going to play something else. Not worth my time.
NO NO NOOOO
IT'S ALL WRONG NO PLEASE NO THIS IS A MISTAKE PLEASE I WANT TO WAKE UP
PLEASE NO
>DVA INSTEAD OF MAIEV
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA DEATHWING FAGS BTFO
fucking kill me right the fuck now
>NO DEATHWING
>DVA INSTEAD
VOMIT.PNG
>LET'S DO THIS
D.Va haters on suicide watch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
OVERWATCH WINS AGAIN GET KEKED DEATHWING FAGS
MAN I AM JUST SOmoderately pleased
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
>>174996323
HE WAS RIGHT
>HE WAS RIGHT
HE WAS RIGHT
>HE WAS RIGHT
HE WAS RIGHT
>HE WAS RIGHT
HE WAS RIGHT
>HE WAS RIGHT
HE WAS RIGHT
>HE WAS RIGHT
I'm done.
>the claws and flames were from diablo
LMAO DEATHWINGFAGS ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>174997915
>>174997920
What the fuck did you expect? It's Deathwing? Really?
>Heroine
>More OVERWATCH Heroes
>More TANKS
B-but DEATHWING LURKS IN HONOLULU Xd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DRAGON FAGS BTFO
>Highly Anticipated.
Reminder only people with micropenises will get triggered by D.va
>claw marks on the mark
>DEATHWING GUYS
>It was Diablo vs the ninja, pretty cool
>Suddenly pink robo bitch
>All that hate in Twitch chat
It's fucking nothing. Why are they pushing Overwatch so fucking much when it's not even that good?
I don't play/follow Overwatch, why do you faggots hate D.va so much?
>dva
>>174994910
is this most letdown hots has ever produced?
>dva
hype dead
FUCK THIAS UNINSTAL
HOW MAD ARE YOU FAGGOTS
warshits btfo. welcome to the second tier club.
>>174997993
>currently the most popular franchise Blizzard has
>not having more characters be added in HOTS
>it actually was just D.va
Well played Blizzard
I'm disappointed but well played
>anyone being surprised
It was fucking leaked, you morons.
This guy and this guy and then put her in the middle
still applies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
shut up fags now we get qt dva cosplayers!
Well, at least it is a new warrior.
My smile and optimism are gone.
Just about the only good thing about this is that I can never possibly be disappointed by a hero reveal THIS much again.
Post lewds until the pain goes away.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEE YOU IN NEXUS CHALLENGE 2.0 FUCKERS
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK BLIZZARD
WHERE IS MY DEATHWING
WE WAITED 45 MINUTES FOR THIS
>take this guy and this guy and put her in the middle
Something looks really wrong here
fuck.
Lol welp I got excited for 2.0 and of course Blizzard lets me down. More Overwatch shit. "Highly anticipated"? By who? Who the fuck wanted Dva? We just got Genji and Lucio and already they add more Overwatch shit plus a shit looking map.
ITS DVA GET FUCKED LMAO
i play to win !!1!!!
> How to build up hype for the new 2.0 and then kill it all within an hour
GAME'S UP
>>174997976
Blizzard pretty much confirmed it was Dva when they forced reddit to delete the thread.
>>174998073
Fuck off with your meme shit.
REEEEEEEE NORMIEWATCH GET OUT
i fucking lost my shit this is the greatest reveal in all of mankind
>>174998189
Why spam it 4 times. This is not Twitch. Stop.
>>174998197
there were already enough attention whores cosplaying as DVA
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MAIEV
>D.Va
Wow, it's fucking nothing. Fuck this game.
I can't wake up, please pinch me or something please this can't be true
oh god... it's all over....
What, you were expecting Deathwing? Silly boys, it's just me, D.va!
>>174998021
because this game is a gateway now , a joke
its been dead for a long time , blizzard called its death and turned it into this shit with lootboxes and one overwatch faggotry after the other
>>174998168
FULLL RAGE MODE FUCKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST MY SHIT SENPAI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We already have Gazlowe. We don't need a copy paste goblin.
>more bikes
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2.0 is up. Fuck the stream, post boxes.
>B'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS BLIZZARD TRYING TO PUT THEIR NEW EXTREMELY POPULAR FRANCHISE INTO THEIR FRANCHISE CROSSOVER GAME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
>>174998168
YOU ARE LIKE BABY TIER
I WANTED KT
I EXPECTED A DREADLORD
I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE WITH DEATHWING
I DID NOT WANT OVERTRASH GARBAGE ESPECIALLY THE KOREAN CUMSOCK
DELET OVERWATCH
>>174998226
Needs more Loomis.
>>174998175
No, I am legitimately excited for more Overwatch characters in HotS. I literally only play HotS to collect Overwatch characters as they come out.
IM SO FUCKING PISSED
>>174998226
That's pretty much how I feel about D.Va desu
servers are live
>301 after conversion
barely enough for the 3rd legendary fuck yeah
Finally a good waifu I hope she gets lewds
Why is everyone so mad about DVA?
At least we should get some pretty cute art of Hana and Li Li
>tease starcraft hero
>release lucio
>tease warcraft hero
>release d.va
Diablocucks are next.
>>174998258
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Anyone want to be myfriendfor the nexus challenge?
>d.va
hots is saved!
I mean I'm kinda happy I'll get a waifu warrior to play
But I still wanted deathwing
beep beep
>play with a friend for overwatch lootboxes
Goddamnit I hate playing this shit with people I know who don't play mobas at all.
>>174998243
what is this meme called
>officer d.va
Oh lord
>>174995279
>>174998339
E-mail: [email protected] - PC Users
E-mail: [email protected] - PC Users
E-mail: [email protected] - PC Users
Give Officer Hopps skin
I would just like to remind you that dvas ult is a charge megaexplosion, so she will be able to instawipe the entire team
>>174998431
They are scared of asian girls because they know they will never ever get one
>>174998168
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
I think we're all McCree.
https://webmshare.com/Xz717
Guys, open boxes.
>>174998146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbxoSfYba8
WHY CANT THEY JUST SHUT UP AND RELEASE 2.0 NOW
>>174998431
Because people started thinking it was Deathwing after the teaser and the autist guy mentioning him in the video
WHY THE FUCK ISNT BLIZZARD DOING A RETRO / OW CROSSOVER EVENT?
NEW SCHOOL / OLD SCHOOL.
GET SOME COOL ASS HEROES ! ADD A STARCRAFT HERO OR TWO FOR GOOD MEASURE
MORE RETRO
MORE RETRO
MORE RETRO!!!!!!!!!!
Can't believe they actually wasted so much money on a cinematic showcasing another overshit hero
>>174998226
Autistic SC child
D.va gets peepees hard so she had to be added
>>174998519
Oh yeah, I'm sure they will cancel their whole reveal because people are mad that D.VA is one of the hero revealed today.
>>174998431
Nobody here likes Overwatch if we did we would go play that dumpster game instead of this dumpster game we all wanted something actually legendary and we get shit.
>>174998535
are the servers up?!
>The most boring, meme-stuffed overwatch hero
>Not Reinhardt, Bastion, Zenyatta, or Soldier 76
I don't understand. Her kit isn't even gonna be interesting
>Ranged, higher speed auto
>A charge
>A projectile shield
>Ult is blowing the mech and going on foot to become an assassin
She is boring to play in Overwatch, and it will be worse here.
>>174998506
>Orochi Hovercycle was a dramatically reskinned Spacelord's Bike
>This is a lazy Hovercycle reskin
Blizzard....
You know I don't hate D.Va I just hate that the only dragon character in this game is fucking Chromie.
WHERE THE FUCK IS KT
>>174997136
>>174997689
thanks sir
It's live NA.
>the rusemasters ruse me yet again
FUCK YOU
U
C
K
Y
O
U
>>174998642
How the fuck would 76 work in HoTS
>tfw EU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>174998623
>i dont like so nobody likes
Fuck off retard
>load up HotS
>1100 gems
wait, what? why do I have all these?
SERVERS ARE LIVE
ITS OUT
>can't AFK farm AI games for nexus challenge 2.0
>>174998640
>>174998535
Yes! The servers are up, you can play and open shit. RIGHT NOW.
Instead of bitching about D.Va.
>>174998226
>wahoo!
Fucking kill me.
i would have been fine with reinhardt, but not Dva.
remember to get the megabundle BEFORE you open lootchests
remember to get the lootchests in inverse rarity order
this way you'll get the most bang for your buck
>>174998694
Raynor with a heal.
Oh wait...
Okay. Going to play now. Bye.
>>174998660
Remember when they showed KT's finished but untextured model like 4 years ago?
What the fuck happened??
>>174998709
1k veteran rewards
100 for the free megabundle
>>174998358
I don't mind overwatch, I just hate D.va
Pretty much anyone on the cast would be better.
Reaper, Junkrat, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Zenyatta, all of them would be better picks.
>primetime EU
>amerifucks still at work
>start launch in US
Fuck you Blizzard
>OFFICER DVA NOT A HOTS SKIN?!!
REEEEEEEEEEE
Did they change the heroes in the mega bundles?
>>174998431
Because this is the third time they mislead us with teasers. Itțs their way of getting back at the leaked hero list and it comes off as condescending.
>>174998789
>work
>>174998731
No fuck you I'm on EU and I'm gonna continue bitching about the lack of Maiev.
GET OWNED
>>174998704
No seriously nobody likes OW. It's the dumbest shit ever. Go get your fucking brain checked if you like that derivative trash. I accepted a few into the game, but this is going to far.
>>174998146
she is the generic anime girl with the most generic anime theme, she is a high school girl yet for some reason a mech pilot
it's 100% pandering hero
>>174998146
It's not really that people hate D.Va, it's more of the fact that we had just gotten Lucio very recently, then we get Genji, now ANOTHER overwatch hero right after Genji. It's just annoying and not only that but out of all the overwatch heroes to choose from they pick some of the more boring ones. Only character that would have been worse than D.Va would have been Hanzo.
Just too many overwatch heroes and too much wasted potential is why nobody seems happy to get D.Va.
I'm not even mad nashitters get the patch first, honestly you can stick this dead game up your arse
remember to add more heroes that attack while moving blizzard
>>174998448
Diablocucks just got a new hero a month ago
>>174998783
Reinhardt maybe, but we needed a new Warrior and I don't know how well Winston would work, so it was either him or D.Va
>>174998431
I ANGRY BECAUSE SHE SILLBE ZYA NO FUN ALLOWED TO THE NEXT LEVEL NIGGA SHE WILL USE HIS NOPE FIELDTOGLE AND EAT ULTS ANON
SHE WILL DELETE ULT AT WILL
YYOU LIKE ATHAS ULT NOPE FUCK HAHABDJ FM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
d2g here
pathetic
>>174997302
http://liard.tumblr.com/post/153128851286/commission-179-animations-gif-mp4-1-gif-mp4-2
>>174998642
Reinhardt is the PERFECT fucking hero for this game.
Lazy ass Dev team just doesn't want to program shield in.
>>174998694
>aa cross between raynor and tychus
>skillshot that explode out for aoe
>drop a mini healing circle
>ult lets you attack while moving at an increased rate
Easy.
>>174998808
Gratz! I haven't opened anything good yet. Besides this.
Only 10 heroes left.
>>174998745
You mean open the shitty ones first and the legendary ones at the end?
>>174998528
Kek
>>174998808
>750 gold to reroll veteran chest
WHEN IS EU LAUNCH REEEEEEEEEE
COMMON MASTER RACE WW@
>>174998226
Again, something looks really wrong here
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20721900/heroes-of-the-storm-20-launch-notes-april-25-2017-4-25-2017#Hero_Return
>Valeera Nerfs
hahahahaha
>>174998431
I'm not mad, I just don't like being cockblocked by EXTREMELY misleading teasers.
I wasn't even expecting Deathwing but holy fuck, STOP FUCKING DOING THAT BLIZZARD.
>>174998787
Anyone with sub 40 epic chests should open their veins right now because he is a poser and a phony and not a true hots enthusiast
>>174998928
Reinhardt is already ruining the one game he's in, hopefully he won't ruin another one.
>ANOTHER faggot Overwatch character
>it's D.va of all heroes
absolutely disgusting
HotS is dead
looks like i don't need to do the nexus challenge, my first epic box gave me oni genji
>>174998453
Go to /gif/ and look for the sfm overwatch thread.
>>174998941
jesus christ how many games total
>>174998783
I wouldn't hate overwatch characters if they weren't so uninspired. None of them have interesting talents at all.
Where do I get the bundle of heroes?
Do I buy it? The other ones only give me 1 or 2 heroes.
>EDGY ZARYA SKIN NOT COMING TO OVERWATCH
FUCK
>>174999029
insta reroll
I thought D'Va was gonna be available today? She's not available in 2.0 to buy yet.
>>174999029
the challenge gives you the skin in overwatch
>>174998832
Every Overwatch hero is 100% pandering, they are just pandering to different types of people
Siiick.
>>174999007
>Genji, I...
>>174998941
What does that 7 in the middle mean?
>>174998987
tomorrow, Hanz
>>174998987
t- 11hours
>>174998880
They will tease Aidan next month.
And release Mercy.
I do (NOT) care about yuor disgusting fuckign lootboxes
>best spray in first chest
Nice.
wow blizzard really trashed my hype..
i dont even want to play nor open my fucking loot boxes
Standing... On the edge
>>174999158
>Mercy
Only worth OW girl.
blizzard had one chance to revive this shitty game and they blew it.
>Got Gazlowe Announcer
Fuck everything else this is amazing
what
>scratch mark was diablo
anyone else more disappointed with this? why the fuck
>>174999191
110% B A S E D
>>174999017
>Only 39 epic chests
I've played very casually since the necromancer came out please do not bully
t-thanks...
This fuckiong gay ass bullshit. Since when the fuck was D'Va "Highly Requested"?
>>174999223
>not wanting F R E E S T U F F from the most jewish company out there
>>174999008
>not loading
either the site is fucked or nice try boyo
>>174999256
>Mercy
>not wanting pharah
>can fly
>shoot rockets on the ground that do AoE Damage
>push people around
>JUSTICE
>>174999007
fuck, I enjoy her subdued look! It's completely the opposite of her OW personality. Amazing!
>>174999292
Nope, you're the only one. As you can see by scrolling up, we all love dva here
wouldn't even be mad if they didn't bait us this hard and released her at a later point
how can blizzard be this fucking retarded, aren't there people who get paid to predict what fans want and don't want?
>open first loot box
>this
off to a good start lads
>more OW shit
What a fucking let down.
Never believe the hype.
>could have had Deathwing
>could have had Kel'thuzad
>could have had Kil'jaeden
>get fucking D.va instead
dude lmao
>>174999292
I mean, if you teased any part of D.Va at all it would immediately obvious that it was her, so they couldn't do that
I think maybe they were just teasing the cinematic without realizing that the playerbase were all going to take it as a tease of the new hero
>>174999318
Now you can play and get more.
>>174999352
D.Va was the first hero I thought would be a great addition to HotS when Overwatch came out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJLvtx5PzI
feel free to leave a dislike
>I own most of the heroes in these bundles already
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>>174998957
yes
FUCK WHAT BUNDLE DO I GET
What is the best way to maximize your chests?
First common chests then legendaries? or the other way around?
>>174999246
>>174999008
>>174999415
>three more warcraft assassins
no thanks
OFFICER D.VA A CUTE, CUTE!
>>174999090
oh shit
>>174999449
>I'll get 17 heroes from the tank bundle
>Could of been literally anyone else.
>Got D.Va instead
Wheres my cloud guys
Oh well.
Make way for the bad guy.
>>174999395
not talking about it being d.va but exactly what >>174999417 said. it's just unbelievably anticlimactic
>>174999415
Deathwing will never be in game
Kelthuzad will be an objective in the Naxx map
Kiljaeden coming in 2018
Pretty fucking sick from an epic box.
Awesome everyone got 1100 free gems!
So it turns out you aren't guaranteed a rare in basic loot chests
>>174999292
Hype was instantly gone
REMOVE DVA remove dva
you are worst hero. you are the gamergirl idiot you are the korea smell. return to overwatch. to our overwatch cousins you may come our nexus. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,lucio we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole dva stink lucio nigere nigare..dva genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead korean..ahahahahahLUCIO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget WoW .tracer we kill the king , tracer return to your precious overwatch….hahahahaha idiot dva and lucio smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE DVA FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. thrall+varian+etc+jaina=kill lucio…you will wow/ deathwing alive in cata, deathwing making album of cata . fast rap deathwing cata. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of deathwing… you are ppoor stink dva… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
deathwing alive numbr one #1 in wow ….fuck the lucio ,..FUCKk ashol dva no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur mech and contry. deathwing aliv and real strong lizard kill all the dva farm aminal with rap magic now we the cata rule .ape of the zoo presidant zarya rus fukc the great diablo and lay egg this egg hatch and lucioa wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. deathwing greattst hero
>>174999440
At least Diablo is the coolest guy.
>>174999486
buy hero bundle->open chests lowest to highest
What's stopping me from buying TWO bundles?
>>174999553
>hero being legendary
>probius being legendary
>IT'S A DUPLICATE
>>174999531
why are there 5 things in your thing
>WoW fags blown out again
>>174998431
literally zero excitement because we already know how she's going to look and how she's going to play
the translation of old characters coming back to life decades later is half the excitement of an announcement, Overtrash characters are not only already played out in the game but they are more or less just copy-pasted from one game to another which is fucking boring and unexciting
I can't believe blizzard is too fucking stupid to understand this. I thought it was a convenient budget-saver for them to use every now and then, but they actually hyped this shit up like players were excited for it
>>174994910
>worst fucking Trailer ever, even Sylvanas and Butchers are better.
Also "cinematic" is misleading as fuck.
>>174999703
You literally can't.
>>174999703
the fact that they disappear after your first purchase
>>174999720
vet chest
So I guess the next hero is Mal'Ganis?
INFERNAL HYPE?
>HotS team is going to keep adding Overwatch characters until the entire roster is added in a year or two while not even 50% of Warcraft characters will have made it in by then
If I want to play Overwatch, I play fucking Overwatch. I wanted a replacement for Warcraft 3 and get this abortion instead.
Really, really lame.
Why are some hots screenshots in png format. The game saves in jpg by default.
>people are complaining about D.Va even though Defense Matrix is the most interesting ability in the game along with Genji's reflect
You fucking faggots are just bandwagoning on the hate train.
DEATHWING IS
T O O
B I G
>Scarra is live
He's going to be the highest ranked when this is done right?
>people are still complaining about dva
alright we get it
she's not the last hero we'll ever get guys relax
>>174999786
>If I want to play Wewcraft I play wewcraft
ok maity
>get epic lili skin
>fuck that
>reroll
>my dick when
>>174999741
Not even the choreography was that great. Varian-Ragnaros trailer shits all over this.
Was expecting a proper new cinematic intro showing off a bunch of heroes fighting, instead it's D.va saving Genji by just flying circles around Diablo, who attacked Hanamura for no reason and was breathing fire at literally nothing.
When did HotS become a saturday morning cartoon?
>He unironically wants more "warcraft assasins" trash
no thanks
there he is
>Abathur announcer in regular loot crate
Well, honestly it could be worse.
>>174998709
>wait, what?
fuck you
>>174998731
>bitching
fuck you
>>174998880
>Diablocucks
fuck you
>>174997302
>source?
fuck you
>>174999104
>, Hanz
fuck you
>>174998431
>everyone
fuck you
>>174998453
>Source?
fuck you
>>174998207
>Post lewds
fuck you
>>174999008
>camping shitter crutch nerf
>dfa buff she didn't need was undone
>"hahahaha"
>implying it will help you or anyone as bad as you
fuck you
>>174999378
it's in the launcher
fuck you especially
you fucking retard
>3 out of 5 skins i really want are featured
holy shit
>>174999837
Voyboy was a more mechanically skilled player, I think he'll be best
Voyboy>Dyrus>Scarra
>>174999786
>not even 50% of Warcraft characters
so what, fucking 500?
so when is dva being released
>tfw EU
LMAO
Ok blizzard, you're right. Let me just buy Overwatchâ„¢ so I dont miss out on my free Tracer
>tfw only getting two veteran boxes
'_>'
space lord leoric on first box
get rekt scrubs
AND YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT THIS WAS NOT GOING TO BECOME HEROES OF THE OVERWATCH
Out of 52 boxes (so not counting the veteran boxes)
I managed 5 legendaries. Pretty good.
>>174999809
Nobody is even talking about the abilites, you massive faglord. Its about nostalgia, false hype and wanting "famous" lore characters in the game.
Nobody except for some fedorbeads cares about fucking D.Va, but cares about Kel and Co.
>>174999954
It's not like you could make for exempel Ysera or Alexstrasza as supports with huge dragonfrom ultis
>Desert Queen Zagara
YES
FUCK
>>174999809
>t.dva main
"dude it unquiie how could hate ???" - you
fuck off nigger you could have a spell that steals all EXP a hero has collected in the last 5 minutes and then kills them on a 3 second cooldown BUT THAT DOES MAKE IT A GOOD MECHANIC FUCK
FUCK DVA KILL THE DVA
>>175000045
>Not playing on NA shitting on newbies with low MMR and the 20 free heroes
>>175000036
3 weeks after genji
>>174999809
>muh skill ceiling in a watered down RTS genre
hahahah how can anyone be this pathetic?
>>174999051
about five thousand
really not that much for high mmr
>>174999103
your level only goes up to 99, it's basically a prestidge
the trailer looks like some SFM garbage
you'd thing it would be quite a trailer since this is a major patch
>>175000114
We were just lying to ourselves man. Deep down we all knew.
>>175000128
>but muh warcraft nostalgia characters
Yea, there are about 200 of them. They'll get in eventually.
>>174999954
I literally only play Warcraft assassins
I'm considering not getting a bundle because it'll ruin my quests (right now it only gives me WC assassin quests)
>>175000124
I thought this was a screenshot of a box with 5 legendaries in it until I realised that was impossible
>2 weebs ganging up on my nigger diablo making the fight unfair saying stupid bullshit like `we fight together xdd!`
kys blizzard, kys for everything you did today
>>175000204
marry the dva :3
>Still over 2 minute queue for """quick""" play
>Big event for Heroes
Great game you got here, guys.
>>174999001
POST COMMON CHEST LOOT
>>175000124
Niiiceu
>>175000007
>>174994910
SHIT CHARACTER
SHIT ADDITION
SHIT WAIFU
>>174999942
>When did HotS become a saturday morning cartoon?
The second we let in the Pixar like garbage that is Overwatch.
>>175000321
Stop playing Assassin only.
>>174999942
>no arm ripped off
>no a cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal
I agree
>>174997781
the dream is dead
>>175000434
Deathwing might actually be a stage at some point, which could be fun.
>tychus having two health bars is too strong, lets remove that functionality
>year later
>hey lets add d.va whos entire gimmick is having two healthbars
Too game blizz
>>175000312
I'm sure Diablo wrecked their shit anyway. At least it was a treat for me to see old Diablo in a 2017 cinematic.
>>175000401
Playing support (Lucio) actually
>>175000427
"D.va, are you just going to stand by and watch him die?"
>>175000342
>Automated First
What did they mean by this?
How the fuck do I use shards?
>get murky announcer in my veteran chest
holy shit that's fucking terrible. It's so bad I settled with getting desert queen Zagara instaed.
so how do crates work?
do you get everything in them?
>>175000298
You could get 5 legendaries from a veteran chest
>>174999942
>When did HotS become a saturday morning cartoon?
He asked, about the game where Thrall, Raynor and the D2 Necromancher join forces to fight Kael'thas and Leroric
>>174999191
>That's where you're wrong, kiddo
>>175000516
>tychus stronk in normal mode
>tychus too stronk in big dog mode
>ice blocked during too stronk mode
OFF THE LEASH
>>175000508
>Deathwing rolls right!
No thanks
blizzard blatantly view botting launch event stream.
>>175000615
you could get 5 legendaries from a common chest
>>175000508
only new stages we're getting are overshit ones
>blatant milking of Overwatch's popularity for a super important relaunch of the game
>instead of having a quality of release of Genji, Deathwing, and Arcturus Mengsk
Neo-Blizzard are the biggest Jews of all time
>>175000124
how many shards?
>>175000734
Common chests only have 4 items
>>175000342
Is there a Lunara announcer
soooo buy 10chests with the 1k crystals i got?
>>174999191
I beg to differ
>>174994910
Where do I go to get my Mega Bundle? I don't seem to have any premium currency or whatever the fuck and I can't find them in the shop
>>175000818
What kind of jewery is this
>>175000826
Do not. Save gems for a future hero release. Chests are a trap and you'll end up with 3 sprays 4 common skins and a banner.
>>175000818
I noticed what you wanted to say after hitting submit.
>>175000826
Save them for something good rather than random junk
What mega bundle should I pick?
In case you don't know, open common loot boxes first, the system is set to always give you lego if you don't get one 18 boxes in a row
>T H R E E shitty Nova skins
But why
>totalbiscuit podcast talking about heroes 2.0
>cox calling hots fans trash
I've only played this game for a month now, what queue is faster overall? Quick Play or Unranked? Either way I often find myself waiting up to like 8 minutes with or without friends.
>rolled sexy Tyrande in third crate
off to a good start lads
I am way too excited about this. I love these.
>>175000789
They also give you 1,000 gems which I used to instantly buy genji.
I have enough to craft anythign I want, but both the 2 big skins I wanted. Ribbit lucio and frost rexxar I got from boxes.
>>175000946
the one with the most value
https://www.shuzzle.net/heroes20/bundles.html
>got grunty murky
everything was good today
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PATCH NOTES
money money money money money money money money money
>>175001003
These 1k gems are US only btw
My last loot chest
>it's Genji
Woot 15k gold saved
>Opened all my boxes
>Got nothing I wanted
At least I'm almost able to buy Prime Evil Diablo. I didn't get enough shards, just tons of useless garbage like sprays and emojis.
>from EU
Life is pain
>>175001104
>giving blizzarwatch your money
>>175001101
check the launcher broseph.
>THE CITY OF VALEERA SHITTERS
oh hell yeah that kerrigan skin son
>>175000948
same
>widowmaker nova
REE
>tfw EU
AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE TRUMPF
>>175001141
wanna make a suicide pact?
>>175001112
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>175001185
awww and i wanted to play her now that i have her :(
>>175000863
Are these sprays for hots? Or overwatch ? I'd like li li in overwatch
>>175001141
What, wait EU isn't getting this? Why not?
what did they mean by this?
>>175001298
all sprays are overwatch of course.
You jelly?
is spending all these gems on hero bundles cost effective? or should i get other shit?
>>175001316
not today, in 12 hours i think
I don't care that it was D.va
I don't care that it wasn't Deathwing
I care they used the term "Highly Anticipated", yeah I'm sure everyone was really fucking dying for D.va.
I know it's easy for them to port in OW heroes because they are already 99% designed, but fucking hell, at least don't pretend like everyone was super hyped for D,va like fucking Kel'thuzad or D2 Necro.
>>175001101
https://www.icy-veins.com/forums/topic/30360-heroes-20-launch-patch-notes/
>>175001316
tomorrow my burger friend,tomorrow
>>175001337
Fuck. I don't even play hots. I need then li li sprays
>got Master Dragon Genji skin
>cold day in hell before I spend anything other than gold on him
I really want to play with the new skin though
>>175001064
I only have Tracer anyway.
>>175001348
it's a 100 gems.
wich is 1 dollar.
once you buy a pack the other packs vanish.
a single hero is ~700 gems.
there is nothing better to buy than a megabundle with 100 gems.
>>175001342
bad tint, nice, nice, garbo(but best tint)
>>175001342
I got Prime Evil Diablo and Cyber Anub in one create
>>175001259
are you mad? that mount looks cool
>>175001417
>you can unlock skins for characters you don't have
wait, what? why?
Should I open my chests now
this clearly shows that blizzard is on that ow money, life support.
>>175001518
Yeah I have legendary skins for Genji, Probius, and Rexxar now.
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
I HAVE LIKE 200$ WORTH OF SHIT NOW FOR FREE
>get the worst fucking color for that nova skin
wow dude
i kinda wanna re-roll this but its just a regular loot chest and not worth it
fuck am i mad, literally any other color would've been better
>>174997280
Why is it in eva1 colours?
>>175001518
Why the fuck do you think? To add chest filler so you have to buy more chests to get what you want.
>>175001518
>make new account
>unlock 1 hero
>get only items for that hero
>>175001518
Stop asking questions and buy more chests
Wow.. are you shitting me?
The only two things i wanted from 2.0 is the yellow hornslut valeera skin and the white wolf mount.. and they are both feature and i got 1000 free gems. Holy crap this is fucking awesome.
Time to rape some noobs in america before i can open all those delicious 40 boxes on eu.
I hope to god they will feature the same items on EU too otherwise i will fucking die.
>>174999408
give Diablo
Sombra when?
>>175001609
Novazon or bust
Abilities
Eviscerate (E)
Damage reduced from 100 to 85 per combo point
Talents
Level 13
Death from Above (Q)
Teleport range reduced from 7 to 6
Level 20
Coldblood (E)
Removed
Developer Comment: In an effort to reduce the frustration of playing against Valeera, we're reducing her burst damage potential. Especially in Quick Match when counter picking isn't an option, the ability for a stealth assassin with disabling effects and high burst damage isn't fun or healthy for the game, so we're toning it down some.
Specialist
>>175001698
>>175001701
thanks moot
>>175001104
>i have to work almost two hours at work to be able to open 5 common lootboxes and get some shitty icon packs
holy crap
>get green color of new zarya skin and 2 colors for Auriels new skin
neat I was thinking about spending my free gems on one of them.
>5k shards and probius
not bad
>>175001701
Never she's trash
>>175001724
who?
blizzard is so fucking butthurt that they started deleting youtube comments
>first box
not best tint but i'll take it.
Who here will be buying 260 gem pack just to get that awesome star horse?
Why are you unhappy to see me anon?
>have a 2 month stimpack
was this part of their meme? or have I somehow bought a 2 month stimpack
I wish blizzard had done a better job with probius. He feels like a mage, not a builder
>>175001609
>>175001704
>got this in the next regular loot chest
EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
>>175001647
Aw shit that's nice, I also wanted those things.
>>175001861
>opening veteran chests before the common and epic chests
Did anyone get a chest as sexy as this one?
>>175001891
you're cancer
>>174999954
>tfw reddit complained about warcraft assasins so now we get overtrash instead
gee thanks!
how do you preset you loadouts?
>tfw talked to anonymous about the characters not representing what they currently look like
>>175001510
Chromie is gross.
>Reroll chest with legendary mount
>get 4 commons and no legendary
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>175001891
*drags u into the water and drowns you* stfu whore i want my kelthuzad
>>175002053
Fuck off
So when is the EU update?
>>175002102
TOMORROW
What exactly is the comeback mechanic on the new map? it looks snowbally as fuck so far. How the hell are you supposed to comeback from a sapper spawning lane?
>>175002102
Tomorrow between 3-7AM
>buy mega bundle
>game freezes for 1min
>>175001861
Idiot.
The loot system is set to award lego drops for each 18 loot boxes without a lego in them in a row. You just reseted your timer for common boxes and fucked yourself out of a lego drop.
>valeera eviscrate eviscrated
>cold blood deleted
>>175001391
What the fuck, that's unfair.
>>175002024
I like that skin, I just wish it didn't have the Zerg blood spotches.
>>175002228
Yep, that's what you get for living in the merkelreich
>>175002124
>>175002153
give me a proper time you faggots
like "10:00 GMT" or whatever the fuck it is
>even plebbit is mad about dva
I hope this shitfest dies as swiftly as possible
>>175001891
You're a fucking joke cartoon character in a joke cartoon game
What kind of military would recruit a teenage girl who plays video games to fight in a real life war? The overwatch universe is more of a joke than the nexus and the characters make it worse
I will relish the death of overwatch even if it means the death of blizzard
>>175001704
everything worked out in the end anon
>>175000342
My smurf commoner drop.
>>175001601
it's almost like the value they impose upon it is just ethereal and can be changed instantly without any harm to the company
>>175002325
No, get fucked fritz
Now that people have actually played 2.0, what's the total loot chests you can get?
>>175002325
8 am
>>175002194
>wanted to buy valeera with gold
>wait till 2.0 comes out
>she gets nerfed
damn...
I guess I can post this here now. Hopefully it cheers some of you up, myself included.
People shitposting about datamining D.Va and Deathwing.
>> MFW there's a goddamn trailer in youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mqi_CCuIwQ
>>175002332
Deathwing was originally a reddit meme that some anons spread to this general and you retards lapped it up just like them redditers did.
>>175002325
Sorry I don't speak Amerifat
SERVERS PELASE
>>175002504
nice try, d.va loving waifufaggot back to owg albo fFUYCJc
>loot crates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q70dh0Rd6zA
>>175002194
I'm sorry what? I main valeera, what the fuck they they do?
>>175002582
eviscerate damage bonus -15% per combo point
cold blood removed
>>175002630
FAGGOT OP DONT POST IN THAT ONE
DO THIS ONE
ACTUAL NEW THREAD
>>175002658
>>175002298
I apologize to Blizzard for being born where I was. Would they rather everyone in the world live in the USA? Open your borders then and enjoy ;)
>>175002562
But it really is
>Most anticipated hero from le redit
>>175002342
But anon, I love you.
I want you to be the first in my back door
got genjiin a veteran chest
>>175002342
It's a video game.
By that logic 90% of fiction is stupid and shouldn't exist.
>>175000826
save for a hero sale or at least a seasonal skin
>>175001334
rip chromie. gazlowe dun grabbed dat pussy twice
>>175002332
it will about as fast as "wow so hyped for probius xD" died.
>>175002910
Dude, who cares if Reddit likes it. Reddit also love chocolate. You hate chocolate then?
>>174998358
Fuck off patrick.
Anyone else stuck on the "GET 20 HEROES FREE" screen? I can't start the game
>>175011510
Anyone else stuck on the___EUscreen? I can't start the game