2.0 RELEASE PARTY HYPE Edition
>What's new?
>Heroes of the Storm 2.0; launching April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
>Megabundles Announced; All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for FREE
>Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/
>Genji Hero Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji/
https://youtu.be/-SJgvzPRFEI
>Hamamura Battleground Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura/
https://youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0
>Veterans get some good loot when 2.0 drops
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20653218/
>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.
>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20707874/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20719811/
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696243/
>2.0 Beta Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696241/
>Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki
>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist
>Where can I find you """good""" valeera players?
"/join /vg/" in game chat
Previously: >>174947118
the actual new dragon hero
CINEMATIC SOON
>the last hero you played just slapped you on the ass
How do you react?
>threads not lasting several days each
is this it, is this the fabled relevancy?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12819643
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796965
>>174982012
>High stats
>Can't fucking see so you just click randomly and sometimes hear things
Amazing
Some of you guys are alright.
Stay at home and don't visit twitch today.
>>174982012
>permenant dehaka isolation
might be cool
>>174982127
>getting whipped into a wall by Auriel
dunno, i might like it.
>>174982175
new and exciting poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12823721
>>174982131
Don't worry, it will die within a week when people realise it's still the same game
>>174982127
>johanna
I'd probably apologize, even though I've done nothing wrong
>>174981880
>>174982405
Yeah, but it's a good game, no one gave it a chance after all the memes.
>>174982385
delet this
ITS SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
Where the FUCK is Maiev?
So did the devs at any point in Valeera's devolpment stop and think, "Hmm, is this actually a well made hero that is enjoyable to play as AND against and adds something missing to this game?"
Because if they did I have really, really low expectations of 2.0 fixing this shitheap.
>>174982032
Le Oric skin can be renamed to Mr Vry-cool
Harrison being an easter egg is irrelevant
Forgot about meme goblin mount. Oppsies
>>174982127
stick my face in her butt in retaliation
>>174982643
Deathwing is coming, cataclysm ulti.
Or maybe Gruul
>>174982686
On hearthstone
>>174982763
Or maybe duo Deathwing Gruul antagonists Ragnaros/Varian-like.
>>174982686
The hearthstone character?
>>174982750
*BRAAAAAAAAAP
NEW HERO IS DRUID MULTICLASS
>>174981880
> no [Embed] [Embed]
op is not a fag for once
>americunts so stupid they need a program to count down
>>174982385
I want to lick Jaina's vagina bones.
>>174982012
>everything is black
>the only way to see other players / minions is when they attack which highlights their body
>>174983052
I'll take
>What are timezones that no one elaborates on half the time?
For 200 please.
>>174983052
Mad cuz we smart and make programs to do nerd shit for us
>>174982385
>that tiny little bulge
>>174983032
>Only the tank is good
>Feral and Oomkin are bad
Well I guess I can live with that
>>174983052
>his country is in only one timezone
o i am laffin
>tfw really want to like this game because of the characters and map objectives
>keep getting teammates who drool on their keyboard
H E L P
>>174983252
>His country has no castle and african tier square borders.
>>174983280
>find one good player every couple games
>tell said player that they're good and we should play together
>get bonus XP
whats the problem anon
>>174982012
>Trait: Blind Rage
>Atramedes cannot see. The minimap is disabled, and his sight range is severely reduced.
>When out of his sight range, minions abilities and heroes all emit soundwaves, visible only to Atramedes. These are green, yellow and red respectively.
>Atramedes deals 100% more damage to Heroic targets and has 50 armor.
>>174983280
If you can't herd the flock then don't be upset that they lack guidance
>>174983280
when my team is being retarded, i just start rotating and pushing lanes nonstop and ignore the objective. not guaranteed to work, but the exp lead this yields is sometimes enough to give them enough of an advantage to get the next objective and win the next teamfight
>>174983252
>not knowing which time zones cover your country
>>174983415
I'm autistic and should be doing that, good idea
>>174983452
another good point I don't ever talk in games
>>174983487
I had the opposite problem where we were winning really hard then two of my teammates decided to split push top while they got our bot keep for free
all down hill from there
>dehaka still hasn't been nerfed
>>174983032
>>174983212Boomkin piece of shit!
>>174983639
>Arthas is still shit
>Zera and Valeera are still allowed to exist in general
why should I care about 2.0 again?
>>174983452
What anon is tryin to say here is that Heroes of the Storm is actshuallay Heart of the Swarm envisioned as Brood War where none of your units listen to your commands and you have to learn the esoteric ways around the pointless, poorly written programming that is the game.
>the one time you don't take a hero who can deal with cloakshitters the enemy team gets two of them
I wonder if deathwing would play like dragon knight from dota 2.
>>174983552
You don't need to type to provide direction to your team. You have access to 5 different ping, countless timer links, etc. Don't tell people how to play, just use one word commands like "bot" or "obj" or "def" and use your pings as your voice.
Typing a sentence of criticism will usually tilt a bad player, ensuring you lose. Let your actions speak for themselves, and ignore talkative teammates that flood your chat with garbage.
>>174983732
I hope not. Or at the very least, I hope him being a dragon is a passive on 10 like dual blades.
>>174983683
>>174983212
>Plot twist: It's the D2 Druid
>>174983706
The game is fine, the players are not.
Work with people like a resource and it gets better.
>>174983759
thanks anon
Do people still use hotslogs? It was pretty popular back when I played regularly
>>174983732
>deathwings ult is him becomming the map and forcing a teamfight while the enemy team gets attacked by red goodmonsters.
i know what i typed is too rediculous.
but i want something really rediculous and creative when it comes to deathwing.
>>174983884
It's dying and on life support. Extremely inaccurate.
>>174983982
my only evidence of being a decent player down the drain
guess I'll try playing ranked again
>>174982127
>Dehaka
At least he didn't lick it;_;
>>174984039
There's more than one way to collect your essence, anon...
>tfw the new hero isnt maiev
>>174984037
The dev team announced they have an official API coming soon. Hotslogs got greedy and touched the sun. He got burned.
>>174983914
>Deathwing feels you on his left
>Deathwing feels you on his right
>Deathwing feels you on his left
>Deathwing feels you on his right
>The sun has set on this mortal world, fools. Make peace with your end, for the Hour of Twilight falls!
>Deathwing feels you on his right, he is about to roll!
>Deathwing feels you on his left.
>>174984121
good riddance to that hotslogs kike
>>174984039
post that one image
OC
Just in time before maintenance
>Cinematic will be a fight between Genji and Deathwing
>Genji starts to get rekt but at the end he is saved by Hanzo
>We get both Shimada brothers this week and Deathwing on the next
>>174984235I know it isn't this one, but I thought you might like it
>>174982750
>posting lewd pictures of Malfurion's waifu
How DARE you?
>>174983698
>Arthas still shit
I have bad news for you son. You are the problem, he is actually pretty strong right now
>>174984651
Hush, Tyrande.
>>174984524
Who has the biggest dong?
>>174983914
>>174984194
>If they somehow beat Spine and Madness, Deathwing is dead for the end of the game
The ultimate price for the ultimate ability
>>174984428
>Cinematic is Hanzo and Genji fighting
>They both use their ultimates
>Deathwings flies in, eats both of them and yells "Nice dragons cucks, don't even got wings how can asian dragons even compete?"
>No Hanzo
Wasn't it supposed to be live by 12 minutes ago?
>>174984762
No, try 2 hours from now
>>174982127
>Rexxar just slapped my ass
How thicc is his dicc?
>>174984762
12 PM (PDT)
PDT
PDT anon, PDT
>>174984872
It has all the good proportions of an orc dick but all the girth of an ogre's
>>174982127
>Abathur
Must've been the wind.
>>174984428
>genji
>having even a remote chance at fucking up deathwing
as far as power level goes only sc characters can compete
>>174985015
>Abathur making a genetically perfect Deathwing clone
Jesus no
How long until stream goes online?
>>174985015
Adventurers are about to kill Sargeras. Deathwing is basically wrecked by Gengu already.
>>174984928
Oh god yes I hope he destroys my prostate and that my asshole stays gaping for days.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/deathwing/http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/deathwing/
>>174985174
>Adventurers are about to kill Sargeras
Not even close.
>>174985091
>"I AM DEATHWI-"
>Suddenly, a monstrous claw tears the massive dragon out of the sky.
>The heroes look on in horror, as another flies onto the scene, tearing Deathwing apart.
>"I... AM... DEATH...WINGGGG..."
>>174984524
I never played Starcraft, how come Dehaka doesn't look like a bug?
>>174985202
>http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/kel'thuzad/
>>174985102
1 hour 40 minutes if I got my timezones correct
>>174985274
primal zergs are like furry salamanders
>>174985267
Organism Deathwing
>>174985341
nice meme
>>174985274
The insectoid zerg were corrupted from their indigenous species on Zerus, and were whisked away to be used as a massive living weapon by Amon.
Those that remained became the Primal Zerg; they were uncorrupted by Amon's influence, and thus look more bestial.
>>174985363
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/niggerman/
New hero is going to be a Nexus original
>>174985274
He's a primal zerg. They look more like Dinosaurs.
>>174985234
You're delusional. Blizzard's best writers will allow us a piece of the red boy with the help of MrUndaztood Illidan and Dadgar.
>>174985274
Primal zergs adapted tofuckas much as possible, because of that they look likefurries.
>>174982304
$10 says that shit will seen you blind
>>174985015
the last cinematic we had was Varian trying to solo MC Sized Ragnaros.
Like the dude was a good Warrior but even the best of tanks need healers and DPS.
>>174985189
Remember, he doesnt hunt alone
Misha is there too
Is the patch going live tonight in EU as well?
>>174985362
>>174985416
>>174985493
Cool.
I actually like the SC characters in HotS, maybe I SHOULD give it a try.
I'm fucking horrible at RTS though so no multiplayer, only the campaign.
Dva LOOOOOOL
>>174985639
no, one look in the battlenet launcher would have told you this.
>>174982127
>Azomodan
I'm both confused and terrified
Probably would just act like I didn't notice it
>>174985602
Collect
Essence
>>174985015
We are talking about the game where a murlov in a diaper cab 1v1 the fucking devil.
Lorefags need not apply
>>174985729
>Don't you walk away from me, mortal... you... amuse me.
>Do you know why I am called a Lord of Sin?
>>174982127
>Butcher
Mostly surprised i'm not dead, followed by deep deep worry.
>>174985710
DELEEETEEE THIDSSSSSSSSS
>>174985623
>rexxar for fucking
>misha for cute
Sounds like a good deal to me.
>>174985710
Fuck.
>>174985710
>Come pray, my rord
>>174985710
please no
>>174985710
>tfw not enough action
>>174985710
i'm going to firebomb blizzard if it's actually dva
>>174985710
NERF THIS
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F
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>>174974626
Does anyone have a source on Morales getting a rework? I've heard it said a few times can't find anything official.
>>174985986
reddit q/a
>>174985710
this looks shopped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
>>174985710
>goblinlet ruins everyone day yet again
NIIIIICEE
>>174985710
>teaser had claw marks
Nice fake
>>174985710
>The cinematic opens
>Genji is fighting something off camera, something roaring
>Suddenly a dragon flies past the camera, and slashes at him.
>As he does so, genji slices into the dragon - identifiable as Deathwing - and lands a killing blow.
>The camera pans onto the wound, revealing... electronics?
>Suddenly the Dragon explodes, and D.Va pops out of it
>Spews gamergirl garbage
>NEW HERO - D.VA
>NEW D.VA SKIN: D3@THW1N6
>>174982127
>Leoric
MY LOYALTY IS NOTED
>>174986040
at least she is cute
>>174986013
Stage 1 Deniel
>>174985710
RIP Deathwing
>>174986013
>ad is shopped
>ads are literally made in photoshop
>>174985613
literally just walk in and one shot his bitch ass
>>174982595
i don't like this picture because it looks like she isn't actually grabbing her breast and just looks like her tit is lifted up of it's own accord rather then from her hand.
>>174986110
Claws AND flowers, it could be a sakura related character from all we know.
>>174986110
I don't know that looks like the shitty artstyle they use in pictures. Looks like the same person that drew Li-Ming.
>>174985950
are you people idiots? dva has no claws and she doesn¨t growl
>>174986228
>gremlin d.va confirmed
>>174985710
would you kindly DELET THIS
>tfw deathwing isn't new champion>>174986283
>>174986228
Marks and growl are red herrings
JUST
>>174986171
she is pledging allegiance to human cock
>>174985710
>Everyone pumped for Stukov.
Surprise it's Lucio.
>Everyone pumped for Deathwing.
Surprise it's D.Va.
Holy shit I hate Overwatch. She probably moves and fires like everyone else as well. Fuck.
>>174986183
>sakura related character
What the fuck does that even mean
My nova is lvl 14 what level will she be?
>>174986385
around 20
It's the 25th, where's the patch?
>>174986310
didn't mean to respond
lmao based google
it's Alex guys
>>174986385
you don't need to know
if shitzard releases dva it's not like anyone is going to play this garbage game anymore
>>174986365
Think about which countries have sakura related festivals.
>New Hero is Gremlin D.Va riding inside of Deathwing's mouth who is also riding Hanzo
>>174986467
¨that has nothing to do with it the cherry blooms (stop calling them sakuras you fucking weeb) are there because the door is placed on the hanamura map
>>174985696
I'd highly recommend it, Starcraft is a fun and good game with a fairly compelling storyline
Too bad the ending fucking sucks, though.
>>174986528
>Deathwing riding Hanzo
>>174986453
>ysera or alexstrasza
yes, please
>still won't be Mengsk
WHEN CAN I LEAD MY TEAM TO VICTORY BY CONSTANTLY SACRIFICING THEM IN THE NAME OF THE GREATER GOOD?!
>>174986623
If you don't play the epilogue it's not bad.
>>174986013
Im sad nobody else got it
I remember when Chromie was first teased and blizzard posted a picture of her W ability while it was mid air so all you saw a big shadow figure of a dragon and everyone thought that would be Deathwing.
I want to play twin blades varian so much it hurts, but i am just getting so much value from taunt
wat do ;_;
>>174985710
"No"
>>174986749
DSFARGEG
>>174986349
>She probably moves and fires like everyone else as well.
Please no. This is going to be so bad for the game. Tracer, Lucio, and Genji are enough.
>>174986739
>>174986573
So? Would you put past blizzard using the claw marks to divert attention from the sakuras?
>>174985710
>Reddit thread with this is already removed
GG CONFIRMED
>>174986802
That's from the lvl 1 talent that lets her reveal a location. A dragon flies overhead.
>>174986845
>>174986623
>good storyline
LOL ANCIENT GOD KERRIGAN MADE OF GOLD LIGHT AND SHIT XDDD
ok
Why are people assuming there's going to be another hero? The scratches on the door don't have any meaning in particular. Rogues dwell in Hanamura and they happen to have these claw weapons attached to their hands... Sorry guys but we're not getting a new dragon anytime soon.
Source : Blizzard insider.
>>174986749
the finesse of old memes lies in silent appreciation my friend
>>174986904
YES
Now we only need Rein and Fatpig to complete the overwatch cancer meta on HoTS.
>>174986976
Because it is confirmed since the announcement of 2.0 that there will be a new hero reveal today
>>174986976
>Why are people assuming there's going to be another hero?
Because blizz said they are going to announce a new hero? Blizzard insider indeed.
>>174982127
>Alarak
What does it mean
>>174986976
They said the cinematic was going to reveal the hero after Genji.
>>174986749
the appreciation of old memes is an art, it requires a refined palette similar to wine tasting.
Where is the cinematic being watched?
>>174987058
time to serve your highlord
>>174986660
>or alexstrasza
You know you like me better anon
>>174986985
>>174987076
I'm gonna need to see some ID
>>174987058
You're his personal slave now slut.
Tried QM for the first time this season, got this guy in my game. How do you have 11k games and are still gold; better yet, if all you play is QM, shouldn't you at least not be a silenced ping spammer by this point?
>>174987058
I have brought you glory. Revel in it.
Holy shit why is Sylvanas' voice so god damn cute?
>>174987054
>>174987057
>>174987064
This is definitely a big misunderstanding. They meant Genji, not "a new hero".
>>174986813
Think it this way, picking twin blades acts as a taunt to your team.
>>174986851
Genji doesn't fire while moving though. It's no different from for example Raynor
>>174987165
>252 total hero level with nearing 12k games played
hes a vs AI botter
If it's d.va i'm uinstalling.
>>174987206
I will give you all the (You)s you want anon.
>>174987165
>4.6k azmo games
>2.1k hammer games
>>174986124
I can see it now. She'll take a selfie with the corpse and genji.
>>174987290
why though? he's obviously max level on those heroes. only takes a couple hundred games.
>>174987165
>2633 li li games
how do people even stand this hero
>>174987320
if its d.va i'm buying her
>>174987348
mcnuggies
>>174987434
how does it feel to have monumentally shit taste
>>174987403
Gold
>>174987269
I was told he does fire while moving. I don't play PTR though.
>>174987152
nelves best elves
>>174987269
>>174987547
Genji can move during his attack animation but he must stop to attack again. They highlight this in his Spotlight video.
>>174986957
>>Too bad the ending sucks, though.
Learn to read, kindergarten shitposter
>>174986749
>tfw thats considered an old meme
Where did my life go?
>>174987547
he autos three times at once, delayed. each one you gotta stop and queue up. he's just raynor with a fancy animation, not like tracer.
>>174987547
nah.
his attack animation is basically really short and you can move during recovery frames wich are pretty long.
giving the illusion of being able to fire while moving.
>>174987547
he can move after the first aa
>>174987587
there are no good elves
>>174987159DESU
>>174983698
>Arthas is still shit
>>174987743
10/10
>>174987269
They released his spotlight the other day, they specifically talk about how once he starts his auto attack he can keep moving.
I don't think it's exactly like tracer where he can shoot and move at all times, i think he has to stand still for a second while you click someone and start the attack, but once it starts you can then move. It's still bullshit, one hero that can move while shooting is enough, we don't need another one.
>>174987743
>no trolls
>no dwarves
If its d.va ill be mad!
If its another WoW comic character I'm going to CREDIBLE THREAT myself.
How on earth did the Warcraft Comic even start? Was it just a corner for tenured fat artists with too much time on their hands and smelly SJW wives of sweaty blizzard employees to go to in order to keep them quiet? Now we have to deal with them injecting their shitty horrible WoW-era fanfic RP characters into Warcraft lore. Its disgusting.
How far is he going to get?
>>174987743
The angel behind him should've been Sylvanas, honestly.
>>174987959
he'll probably do the worst of the three.
>>174987814
Thats the stuff
>>174987959
He's getting coached by a consistent GM player so he'll be fine
1 hour and 5 minutes
>>174987906
its confirmed D.Va, even the smallest blog posts with the leaked ad are being deleted
if it's alexstraza i'm gonna fucking explode in cum
she's one of my favorite characters and i've been rooting for an alex hots hero since day one
>>174987743
>>174988189
If we get another Aspect that isn't hard combo mage Maly I'm gonna quit for the next 10 hero releases.
>>174987834
It's no different from Raynor. Raynor starts his auto attack and can move right after. Genji starts his auto attack and can move right after, he just keeps doing his attack animation instead of cancelling it. They could change his attack to only throw one star at three times the normal damage and literally nothing would change
>>174988186
What blogs?
>>174988189
>thinking alexstraza is worthy of getting a cinematic
NO CHANCE
>Arthas nerf when
>Horrify nerf when
>Valeera nerf when
>Anub nerf when
>Heal nerf when
The ONLY way i am going to ever forgive blizz for the next hero not beaing deaftwink is if the next hero is a cute grill
>>174988331
>Anub nerf when
go fuck yourself
>>174988331
>chen buffs when
regardless what this reveal is, what does everyone want next?
I just want more goblins.And dva don't count.
>>174988313
>confirmed Dva
>its a 2 in 1 cinematic for both overwatch AND hots
>*overwatch trumpet theme starts playing*
OH SHIT
>>174988331
>wanting to nerf healing
>>174988372
Stream in an hour?
>>174988391
Chen is sleeper OPif the enemy team has no stuns, no sileence, no greymane and no jaina.
>>174988414
Give me a fucking Priest hero already.
One with tits would be appreciated but I really don't mind either way.
when does stream start
>>174988425
Please no send this goblin back to tank hell.
>>174988075
>tfw no gm qt3.14 to coach you and send you pussy pics when you do well
>>174988591
this.
priest was always the best class.
>>174988453
jesus christ
its going to be hanzo isnt it? the dragon roar is from that faggot lore about the dragon brothers or whatever the fuck
i swear to fucking god
>>174988665
It's D.Va.
>>174988591
give me young anduin. what's wrong with having a young teenager character.
>>174988591
just give us velen so we can have a draenei hero already
>>174988591
shes a good girl
57 MINUTES REMAINING
Pull your cocks and start slowly stimulating them so they are all warmed up and ready for the hero reveal load release
>blizzard passes the opportunity to add fun, interesting characters into the game like suicide goblins
>adds dipshit fanservice characters like some literal who gnome from WOW
http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/117914/en-us
>Game Ready Drivers provide the best possible gaming experience for all major new releases, including Virtual Reality games. Prior to a new title launching, our driver team is working up until the last minute to ensure every performance tweak and bug fix is included for the best gameplay on day-1.
>Provides the optimal gaming experience for Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III, Heroes of the Storm 2.0, Batman: Arkham VR, Rick and Morty: Virtual Rick-ality, and Wilson's Heart.
>>174988845
why is she asian
>>174988792
>wanting a male draenei
AND RUIN OUR CHANCES OF GETTING A GOAT SLUT BEFORE 2022???
>>174988792
Draenei, like gnomes should be forever ignored, not even on their own game they get any positive screentime.
>>174988921
Wouldn't mind Yrel tbqh, as long as we get Durotan
>>174988876
>add fun, interesting characters into the game like suicide goblins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CKz1-gr3vo
nails on chalkboard
>>174988876
say what you want
but this artist style is great
>>174988746
Nope, you will get adult paladin Anduin.
>>174988856
that's wrong
>>174987204
Best girl best voice
>>174988921
>wanting warlords of trash characters
>>174988921
>Wanting a shitty written character that literally is only liked because she's "cute" rather than Velen, an actually developed and interesting character
Scum like you is what's ruining this game, and this fucking industry
>>174982127
>get slapped by etc
LETS ROCK
>>174989015
too bad both dota and league look like ass ingame.
Its going to be another Warcraft Comic character. Either Broll Bearmantle or Med'an.
My fiance loves his characters so much he put them into the lore for everyone to enjoy. There's an open invitation out for anyone who wants to come to our star-wars themed wedding next month as his family wont talk to him anymore.
>>174989069
its a top tier femdom voice for sure
>>174988792
I want monara the draeni priest
>>174989107
https://support.steampowered.com/kb/9334-YDXV-8590/dota-2-workshop-character-art-guide
educate yourself.
Confirmed!
>>174989107
>he dont masturbate to a model viewer instead of playing
PA arcana has very a nice ass
so sad hots viewer got shut down
>>174988921
Maraad died defending this dumb cunt
if anything he should be in the game as a ret paladin
>>174989137
No it's a "stop calling me cute I'm not cute" voice
>>174989124
This made me even sadder than I already was.
>>174989096
>Velen
>interesting
>anything in Warcraft
>interesting
It has some real nice generalized ideas, but when you get down in the dirt with details the story falls to bits.
I haven't been able to take anything seriously after Frozen Throne, and I try not to delve too deeply into that either since it ruins my nostalgia.
Is edge anon still working on it or did you lose already.
I wanna know if I won.
>>174989279
I don't care how many blog posts there are on it, it looks fucking godawful standing still and even worse in motion.
W-What if it's not D.Va
What if it's Li Li.
But in a Mech.
>>174989458
>pandaren d.va
stop making me want things that i hate
So when is the update going fucking live?
I just wanna open some boxes ffs
>>174989550
next week
>>174989550
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
>>174989069
Her shouting turns me on
>>174989550
TWO HOURS
>>174985710
fucking hell
>>174989550
we have to wait for fagifornia timezone
We need more crazy/fun/interesting/weird characters. Why not?
>Alexstrasza
>Not Onyxia
>>174989348
I love these kinds of images.
>>174989454
>looks bad standing still
this is a game built around movement. HotS's fps is trash, the game runs on a poorly optimized engine of sc2.
By removing visual clutter, the fps goes up and the clarity goes up.
>fucking godawful standing still and even worse in motion.
ironic that it was so "godawful" that tf2 and dota 2's artstyle heavily influenced overwatch's artstyle, another blizzard game
>>174989672
>wanting onyxia
literally worst dragon
>>174989669
lul so quirky and funny xD we need more murloc babbies too!
Arthas will get a better model
he will just you wait
What's the bundle with the best heroes?
>>174989672
nope just me MALYGOS
>>174989781
Reveal is in an hour and 15 right?
Maybe it's Lady Vashj m8s
>>174989796
Tank bundle if you're playing for fun. Support if you're playing to win.
1 bong 44 bings
>reveal is Gruul
>>174989817
Didn't mean to (You).
hmmm... i have a slight suspicion on who the next Starcraft hero could be.
>>174989828
If only.
>>174989798
didnt they use someone else for hearthstone?
Holy shit so it was Onyxia after all
>>174989828
>snek tits
I'm ready
Blizzard wont add DW just because hes from the worst expansion
>>174988591
>you will never be at m'lady's side
>>174989897
I feel like I have the least impact playing support.
>>174989796
I'm getting Assassin because it offers the most value for me
but i'd say tank/support are the best ones
>>174990008
Pandaria?
>>174989948
>Protoss Lore
>Not even actually Fenix
haha yeah good one Blizz. Surely people haven't actually played the campaign several years after release.
>>174990008
WoD?
>>174990008
deathwing wasn't in warlords of dreanor
>tfw not a streamer and didn't get qt emoji stickers and spray decals
>>174989948
>Fenix
>Not Talandar
Hrmmmm
>>174990008
>hes from the worst expansion
That's not WoD.
>>174989948
O SHIT IT'S TRUE
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ah~
https://youtu.be/gdd5_dXNZ7I
>>174990120
>Wanting this crap
Have seen better loot from lootcrate
>>174989948
Stukov is also a co-op commander. Where is he?
>>174990072
>>174990112
>>174990173
>>>/r/wow
Back you go
>>174990120
Is that a D.Va sticker next to the Tyrande one on that pad?
>>174990220
That was made by some chink. Not officialI
>>174990025
You don't have to play Morales the walking fountain. It comes with high impact dudes like Furion, Uther, Marudin, Dehaka, and Aurial too.
>>174989948
Stukovscreamers btfo again
ForeverWeon here, who else came back for this glorious day?
>>174990349
That's Hammer you retard
>>174990398
>>174990240
he wasn't an actual controllable unit though.
Fenix is. similar to alarak.
>>174990349
You better check your eyes with a doctor, that's hammer.
>>174990383
You're an idiot.
>>174990349
No, it's a salt shaker.
>>174990349
that's hammer you dingus
>>174988916
artist asian probably
>>174990349
Thats sgt hammer
>>174990425
Wouldn't she have her helmet on?
best girl
now and always
>Genji walks out of the shiny chromatic building labeled Nexus Inc.
>You glance around at all the gathered heroes waiting for the event.
>Marveling at the size difference between some of the bigger heroes, you notice that no one is congratulating Genji on his acceptance into the contact.
>Next to you, Alarak doesn't stop giving a death glare on over to another alien looking guy.
"You know, Tassadar is actually kind of nice. I don't know why you keep messing around with him."
>"Don't presume you know what your highlord is thinking, Li Li. That insolent wretch thinks he can lead people unto salvation."
"Ooookay? I'm gonna pretend I know what you're talking about."
>You fidget, dabbling your paws into the nearby campus fountain that you're sitting on along with the armor-laden alien.
"Hey, I know you like my brew. I can tell it helps. But uhh, how do you drink it?"
>"That does not concern you. Please stop rambling and leave me to ponder what the next poor contestant is."
"They could be nice. They could even do better healing than me seeing as how you don't think I'm good enough."
>>174990421
>>174990319
>>>/trash/
Back you go
>>174990512
She does. Get your eyes checked.
>>174990450
Actually he was.
>>174990512
desperate for (You)s
SOON.
>>174990469
Dumb liliposter
>>174990496
The sticker has brown hair.
>>174990421
la wea fome
I T S H A P P E N I N G
What if Deathwing is a map where you fight on his back?
>>174990528
snibb snibb
>>174990631 (You)
it's clearly blonde
is it out yet
>>174990623
>10mb DL
>>174990528
fucking retarded, but i still laffed
>>174990623
its happening
client update
>>174987743
>tfw never have garithos introduced to purge all the degenerate mongoloid races with a fat damage bonus against non-human heroes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
so the maint isn't supposed to be over for another hour right?
can i get a quick rundown on protoss?
why do they all have gay ponytails except artanis
sc general was useless
>tfw the only thing keeping you calm are the 200 tabs of porn containing lucio, reaper, soldier 76, cap america and Rein you have open.
>>174990319
There is no rational reason why you or anyone else could ever believe that Cata was somehow worse than WoD.
>>174990934
Yep, we get the cinematic in 30 minutes
>>174990915
nothing more satisfying than killing this scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNv9nR7QVPk
>>174990964
those ponytails are a form of internet and they cut them bcause some evil god hacked the net making everyone evil
>>174991018
arigatou
hanamura is the new mines
>>174990915
>>174991045
>shitty cartoon-tier meme villain
>/pol/tards grow attached to him
pottery
>>174991052
sounds gay, thanks anon
>Heroes of the Storm has started an update
SOONâ„¢
>>174990964
Those ponytails are made of nerves. The protoss use the nerve cords to communicate telepathically to all other protoss through something called the Khala.
>>174991073
nuffin wrong with mines.
>>174991161
Can we just pretend sc2 never happened?
>>174991161
wow just like that shitty movie by james cameron
>start up live stream
>Overwatch music theme on loop
Help
stream is up
~27 mins till the shit
>>174991229
but it's an excellent game save for the campaigns
>>174991229
I like it and there's nothing you can do about it faggit
>Gruul the DRAGONKILLER
Patch is able to download. It has the 2.0 splash screen on the .exe launch. Battlenet is still down for maintnence though.
I will keep anyone up to date. Also, if Eurobuds have any questions about the patch that they'd like to see in-client, I can deliver.
>>174991279
>>174991291
post link
>>174991279
>start up live stream
>the ugliest colors in the world are bright as fuck
Who thought this was a good design?
>>174991305
I can ignore your existence.
twitch /blizzheroes
get in here lads
>>174991279
It wasn't OW just a second ago.
>>174991324
Its on the official facebook
The new hero will be Cydaea, I call it.
>>174991324
twitch tv/blizzheroes
shouldnt spoonfeed
what pack are you guys getting?
https://www.twitch tv/blizzheroes
For those of you who are stupid and need to be spoonfed.
lmao
https:// www twitch tv / blizzheroes
GET IN FAGGOTS
GET IN FAGGOTS
GET IN FAGGOTS
tfw 12 hours left
>>174991309
Can't you work out on who is the new character from the new patch?
>>174991423Zagaraskin
>>174991465
the one with my husbandos
;_;
>>174991404
Its on loop, same music. Its the overwatch end game theme and it morphs into the main theme.
Fuck.
>>174991457
thanks senpai
>>174991465
The one with the most heroes I dont own.
>>174991465
>>174991465
http://gibraltargamers.com/hots-calculator/
probably the bruiser/warrior one
>>174991532
ill take it
>>174991457
!giveaway
>>174991423
Azmodan is the best. I want nothing more than to play as his spider slut.
>>174991465
Support for me. It's only 3k less valuable than the second highest, Tank, and it has 19 characters I don't have, the most of the packs.
what's the most people that have been on in the /vg/ chat? i recall around 60
but most importantly, how many will be on after the game is finally up?
don't forget to postloot
>>174991597
I want Cydaea Zagara and Phase Beast Anub.
is guldan gud?
he seems fun
>>174991465
bruisers because varian\protoss package
OVERWATCH MUSIC
D.VA CONFIRMED
DEAL WITH IT
E
A
L
W
I
T
H
I
T
>>174991532
Pff why would Cydaea would be a Zagara skin!
She can throw explosive projectile,
Create Creep !
But seriously, I could see her added as either. Kinda like how I want Mercy in the game, but because of Morales, it's pretty hard.
>>174991697
Yes
>>174991515
It looks so bad that it instantly decreased my hype levels
>You will never ride the Carousel of Omnipotence with Alarak and friends
Why do we live? Just to suffer?
>>174991741
>explosive spiderlings
>webs
>>174991689
boast more anon
Why is everyone saying !giveaway?
What is happen?
>>174982127
>Anub
Kinky
>>174985710
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>174991689
>baneling and scarab
lewd
>>174991697
goooooood...
goooooood...
>>174991045
>kael was a wimpy, whiny cunt that ended up betraying his people and inviting the legion to azeroth
he was right about everything desu
>>174991689
>that beetle and baneling
>>174991724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4
>>174991741
Similar body type and pretty much all of her abilities can be mapped to ones of Zagara's. Poison bolts? Banelings.
Spider summoning? That meteor thing.
Webbing to the ceiling? Nydus.
>>174991806
Twitch culture to be completely brainless spammer
>>174991806
>he doesn't know
>>174991689
This image of insex has made me curious.
>>174991887
kek
DVA ONLINE
>>174991806
>he didn't claim the code
>it's already over
>>174991887
This basically confirms d.va. We'll see.
>>174991806
giving away my virginity pls respond
>>174991958
ALL WILL BURN
BENEATH THE SHADOW
OF MY WINGS
>>174991887
>>174991834
>black hair
>>174991973
>>174991916
Is there even a thing?
If not it's not a huge deal, I don't play that much anyways. I just wanted to know if there was a reason or if people are just being misled.
>>174991806
They are giving away Heroes of the Storm for free!
>>174991989
free shards
>>174991542
>tfw have Lucio and Illidan already
>tfw 25mb/s download and don't need to care about which client i download first
>>174992072
it was a raffle for the newest hero bundle
>>174991806
EBIN TWITCH MEMES LUL
NOT SPAMMING TWITCH CHAT IN 2017 LUL MINGLEE
Twitch memes should be removed from existence.
>>174991806
How new are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ_vyO5y45c
I'm trying to purchase it with in game currency. What the fuck.
>>174991760
time buy him then
Stream when?
>>174991989
its a trick stupid
STOP POSTING DVA
>>174992072
It's a twitch maymay. People are just spamming for the sake of spamming, and hoping that idiots like you will unwittingly join them in the spam.
>>174991958
>>174992032
>The new champ is a Dva piloting Deathwing
!giveaway
>>174992032
>>174991958
MINIONS
SERVANTS OF THE COLD DARK
OBEY THE CALL OFLeeroy Jenkins
>>174992193
I will spam until I get rangebanned if dva is the new hero
>>174991526
Could probably dig that out through the voicefiles but I wouldn't know where to start.
>>174991689
Fug. This thread's gonna get spammed by people bragging about their drops.
Keep posting D.Va
>>174992193
But she's perfect anon, why wouldn't we post as much best girl as we can?
>>174992138
>he downloads sub 50mb/s
Git gud....or you know just live in LA with fast internets.
WHY IS FAGGOTIME TALKING WHAT THE FUCK
DOTA
The music stopped.
>>174990528
>be strong barbarian
>join nexus hoping for many battles and glory
>my old teammates are here
>self-righteous crusader, annoying wizard, and edgy archer
>i hate them all
>"THIS REALM NEEDS ME!! SONYA I'M SURPRISED THEY LET YOU IN HERE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MAGIC LOL JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH ME"
>if it were not for the laws of this land I would have killed her long ago
>.....
>oh my god its him
>"NEPHALEM!! YOU DARE APPEAR BEFORE ME IN THIS REALM?'
actual cancer
15 mins nerds.
What is this cringe shit
>>174983698
Arthas is everything he needs to be now. You just can't blind draft him and expect to steamroll. He needs another frontliner with good engage (Butcher/Stitches/Alarak/Anub'arak/Smash Varian/etc) to really shine.
He works best against AA heroes or heroes that suffer immensely when pressed in melee.
Git gud.
>>174992301
>d.va
>perfect
pick one faggot
>>174991989
I'm gonna pound your bussy BOI
>MFPallytime shilling
YAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxTlzSis91g
>>174992286
What happens if you type !giveaway into the chat?
I thought it was funny.
>>174992352
it did
https://www.twit----ch.tv/blizzheroes
Just over 10 minutes
>>174992505
You give away your boipussy to the team that beats you the next match
All 5 of them take turns on you
>>174992461
Now post Stukov
>>174992505
you giveaway your cc info to Blizzard and they withdraw any and all funds
I unironically hope its d.va
>>174983795
I'm unironically ok with this.
>>174992286
T MINUS 12 MINUTES
YOU SHOULD HAVE A SEMI BY NOW
>>174992589
What if they are women.
>encouraged team fighting instead of lane farming
lame
>>174992589
spamming !giveaway rabidly
Golden Kappa Test
Kappa
Kappa
Kappa
>>174992389
That's wrong
>>174992680
Unless you mean women(male) no actual women play this game
is that pally talking?
>>174981880
>Game's so dead they have to re-release the game
top kek
why are all HoTS streams 720p max?
>artifacts weren't that bad
of course he's a scrub
>>174992757
oy vey you sexist homophobe, look at these beautiful women
>>174992757
I've met a few, unless men choose female nicknames.
>reminding of us artifacts
Man I would be super okay if they brought em back
D.Va is cute!!! CUTE!!!!
>>174992505
Half of your braincells die instantly leaving you incapable of doing anything but spamming twitch chat memes for the remainder for you existence.
COMMUNITY
>>174992784
pretty much
>>174992842
2 of my smurfs have female names
FIRIN MAH LAZER BEAM
>>174992838
Is snitch a tranny? I thought the only pro hots trannies were faye and oddish
>>174992842
I have a feminine name alt in league.
You'd be surprised how much free shit people just give you if they think you're female.
Where's the stream?
>>174993002
in my butt
>>174992842
Sure, because that just doesn't happen online.
>Blatantly lying about Meepo
nice one announcer
>>174992680
the only women that play this game are
>women
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A HERO WITH MORE MIRCO IN A MOBA!!
meanwhile meepo, illusions in dota, etc
kek
>NO ASSFAGGOTS HERO BEFORE LOST VIKINGS REQUIRED MICRO
What the fuck is Meepo you fucking retard
Lolll memes guys am i rite??? Oh man, us gamers xDD
>>174992838
Pretty sure snitch is a guy. I dont think hes a tran like at all
I can tell by this guys voice that he's an SJW cuck
A MEMEABLE EXPERIENCE
>>174992970
>casually mention im a gril gamur
>get 9 friend requests after the game
lol
>>174993029
Tlv is significantly different from meepo though.
I don't play dotatism, are the meepos different from eachother
>>174992838
>Scarlet Bitch and Quicksilver
>No other character on the moba genre has a focus on micromanagement as lost vikings
>>174992301
Get that weak shit outta here
>People think it's Deathwing
>Not Nefarian
Lmao
>peeking 6.5
KEK
>>174992842
>unless men choose female nicknames
have a look at this naive little boy
why is this shitter even on the stream
>>174993029
I don't think that millenial shitlord knows about Meepo, anon.
>>174993068
so hes just a huge fag?
>>174993047
>>174993062
Amerikanski and their fake news amirite
>>174990976
faggot
Make yourself presentable, you will only be let into the 2.0 after a thorough penis inspection
LOST VIKINGS
TRAILBLAZERS
EAT SHIT DOTAFAGS
>dying to blindfire Tyrande
Is this announcer silver?
>>174992950
I bet you also pick anime girl avatars for your steam profile.
>>174993039
Women aren't such a rarity you know, they are half the world population if not more.
>6.5
>>174992880
d.va? thats a weird way of spelling deathwing
How many of the 24k viewers do you think blizzard bought as viewbots? My guess is 20k
>>174993076
i can tell by this post you're a polack
>>174993123
They mean hero brawlers!
>>174993029
>>174993047
>>174993062
>>174993123
that's because HotS is a MOBA
while Dota 2 is an ARTS
>>174993183
pls let nurse tyrande be my nurse
> Sound Overlap
> SOMBRA CONFIRMED
What is even the point of the chat with 30k people? You can't even read anything
>>174993195
How dare you, pallytime is a higly estemeed gold league player.
>IT'S SOMBRA
>>174993264
Anally Ravaging and Thick Semen?
>>174993339
there is no point it just keeps autists entertained
anyone elses stream is mute?
>>174993227
Scratch that, the stream just jumped from 24k to 32k in 10 seconds, so maybe more like 25k
Hearthstone rep WHEN?
>>174987076
It's 'palate'
>>174993257
POST MORE IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE
cue in the overwatch cancer
>>174993264
They're all Dota-clones or ASSFAGGOTS if you're a memer, don't fall for Riot's bullshit.
>>174984713
>Who has the biggest dong?
Dehaka. He's the only character that you can see actually has genitals, if you take a look between his legs on his standard model and have a passing familiarity with animal anatomy. Half this thread are furfags so good bet you do.
>>174993358
>its ana
>>174993395
you can't fucking bait me bitch
>>174993358
cant be 3rd assassin in a row.......RIGHT? RIGHT??!!!
>>174993339
When you can't read your own messages it means that the chat is in good condition.
>>174984713
tyrande
i have seen pics
>>174993453
Not like Blizzard's a stranger to releasing multiple assassins in a row.
12 hours maintenance?
Seriously?
>>174993408
No, he was obviously referring to need to have a grand mixture of influences to appreciate a delicate meme.
DEATHWING?!?!?!
D E A T H W I N G
DEATHWING CONFIRMED
DEATHWING CONFIRM
>>>>>still no deathwing
uh oh
twitch chat is cancer jesus christ
It's actually Deathwing, holy fuck.
>>174993579
pretty much confirmed
>we want deathwing
>>174986623
Legacy of the Void's main campaign had a great story, it was just the epilogue bit that went nuts.
T MINUS 1 MINUTE
Deathwing just confirmed in stream.
DEATHWANG
>Teasing Deathwing.
Confirmed not Deathwing.
DEATHWING
Couldn't they have picked a shill with a less annoying piece of shit cockmongler voice? Or one of their semi-decent casters?
>>174993537
This isn't some faggy update you clueless child, they have to convert all accounts to 2.0 system and awards millions of lootboxes, it will take a long time to execute the database changes needed for this
Get Hype or not
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA D.VA AND SIZE FAGS BTFO
You do realize he isn't authorized to reveal the hero?
>>174993731
that would cost money though
>>174993537
source?
>STILL NO MAIEV
>TRAILER STARTS uP
>OH SHIT
>STOPS
FUCKING KEKED
WELCOME TO THE NEXUS
WHY IS THE QUALITY SO SHIT?
IS THERE A WAY TO GET A 1080P STREAM?
they are fucking teasing us with deathwing, watch it be a fucking overwatch hero
how long is the stream supposed to be
>>174993743
Is deathwing the Ridley of hots?
>>174993409
Sadly there isn't more...
>Boobs: the mouth
Tired of these female announcers.
DEATHWING ON THE TABLE
DEATHWING
DVA MEMESHITTERS BTFO
>>174993537
it's up in an hour
>DEATHWING TRAILER STARTS
>ENDS
>INCONTROL'S SLUT WIFE IS HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW THE CINEMATIC ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grom confirmed
>>174993743
WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?!
Why do they bully us EU players..
>ALL AROUND THE GLOBE
>apart from EU
>kevin johnson
THE SPOTLIGHT VOICE
Is everybody watching the stream minutes into the future or something?
>>174993787
I was replaying the Frozen Throne campaigns and I had forgotten how big of a bitch Maeiv was. I'd love to hear the interactions between her and the other night elves.
ONE MINUTE LEFT
if the next hero is deathwing i will personally suck off everyone in this thread and swallow too
raise your deathwings!
if it's deathwing, I'm going to craft a golden deathwing in hearthstone, screencap this
>>174993864
reeee I hate women
>They are going to hold back the trailer till the end.
Free stuff XDDDD
>event starts
>stream stop
fug
>>174993867
THAT'S ILLIDAN, YOU FUCKING TWAT
>>174987165
Numbers of games don't matter. Once a shitter always a shitter
If I get heroes from my vet chest I'm gonna be mad
>mfw blizzard,one of the biggest game developers in the world, actually paid for 40,000 viewbots
>>174993920
EU is for bully!! Bully EU!! Ha ha!!!
>>174993734
>Blizzdrone defending their shitty company
There is some ways to time this better
and don't act like Blizz is not a indie company without money for decent servers, you braindead blizzturd
>>174993938
He's actually an handsome man
>>174993920
>MFW not yurocuck
>>174993257
>>174993862
I'm going to marry Auriel.
>>174993967
They are going to
>And one more thing
The reveal
COME ON YOU STUPID SLUT SHOW THE TRAILER
>>174993864
>not liking boobs
>>>/hm/
>>>/y/
>>174994029
MANNOROTH CONFIRM
>>174994019
They arent viewbots, it just shows anyone who has the battle.net client open since it imbeds
So they arent actual viewers but not viewbots
Cloaken looks so wierd not being a fatass
he used to be the CM for sc2
>HANAMURA CINEMATIC
FUG
*gasp* really?
>>174994085
FLAT
4
LYFE
OH GOT IT'S ALMOST HERE MY PUSSY IS SO FUCKING WET
>>174994029
not happening nigga
>woman has to have a script/notecards
>guy doesn't
No surprise here
Its an Illidan statue not Deathwing
>>174994029
>all the figures/statues are from heroes already released except this one
>>174993920
*cuck
>cinematic later
>queue 3 hour wait
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
omg that was so awkward
>>174993864
>Boobs: the mouth
STATIC NOISES PLEASE NO
They need to fix their fucking mics so badly.
So it's Hanzo right?
>That knee slap
>>174994019
>2 minute slowmode
>r9k mode
Shits moving way too fast to even consider bots
the fuck is with these mics
Where is this studio?
So they are gonna add a ton of shitty recolour skins to reduce the quality of lootboxes right.
Also what the heck's up with the full business wear for the stream?
POST YFW DEATHWING
FIX THE FUCKING MICS HOLY SHIT WutFace
>that friendly thigh slap
>>174994227
He wants the D
>2.0 isn't live.
>Not showing trailer.
>They actually think people care about this shit.
someones mouthbreating directly into the microphone...
THIS MIC IS SHOT
>>174994227
lmao he's uglier than ever
I miss Dustin Browder
hopefully the devs didnt forgot to loo
>>174988876
If they ever add a goblin sappers based hero to HotS, I hope they're a pack of three sassy goblin ladies.
>>174994146Post pics
>this mic quality
>this stream quality
isn't blizzard like a billion dollar company
>>174994267
>>174993864
>This
>>174994314
you think they got that rich by spending money? stupid goy
>>174994227
Now each time you watch a hero spotlight you're going to imagine Kevin molesting all the sound tech guys.
>>174994298
This
>>174994298
me 2
>>174994267
>>174994305
And they have flirt lines for TLV?
>>174994314
maybe you should get a better connection poorfag
>>174994298
Just ain't the same without him
>>174994285
I mean it's better than absolutely nothing during the maintenance time.
Unless they stalled maintenance by an hour to do this in which case fuck em
>>174994265
>So they are gonna add a ton of shitty recolour skins to reduce the quality of lootboxes right.
Each tint for a skin will be considered an individual item in lootboxes, so before adding any new skins, the number of obtainable 'skins' will triple with 2.0.
>Let's just take an hour to repeat the shit all of you already heard over the week
>>174994285
>69k viewers and counting
>"n-nobody cares about this game, guys"
>>174994298
>>174994390
>>174994397
The unbreakable rock shall live on forever in our hearts.
>all these viewers
Viewbots doing work
>>174994285
The need to do this. They have to bump the cinematic back as much as they can because they know the second they play that cinematic then everyone is going to turn off the stream because that was the whole reason they were there
Does anyone unironically care what any of these people have to say?
>it's awesome
>you're awesome
>im awesome
>the game is awesome
>fun
>more fun
>awesome fun
>>174994367
This reminds me of some old music video I think, with a monochrome world where everyone was wearing goggles full of color.
>>174994314
>All this hype
>Just to launch the update 12 hours from now
Its not like people want to actually play the game or anything, some shitty stream with unknown fucks will be enough for me
I love getting cucked by shitty greedy jewish companies
>>174994519
it's obviously aimed at aspies and children
aka the majority of the playerbase
>>174994267
HEY UR AWESOME
YOU COMPLETED IT
MORE AWESOME AND EPIC
last reminder if its d2 assassin or druid I knew it -anon
how come no one has datamined the patch that downloaded a few minutes ago?
>>174994519
It's just typical PR bullshit.
>>174994485
I didn't say nobody cares about the game. I said nobody cares about the shit they are talking about.
>tfw eu
>work night
>usually go to bed when servers come up
>I hardly ever watch twitch streams outside of randoms streaming games
>mfw this chat
Its not even communication at this point holy hell. Also SHOW THE CINEMATIC AND ANNOUNCE THE NEW CHARACTER HOLY FUCK THIS IS TEDIUM AT ITS WORST.
>>174994519
it is in my DNA to hate the word awesome, she fucking hates the word
onya mum
>>174994314
blizzard is an indie company
>>174994267
I wanted Maiev, I think Deathwing is stupid but I would much rather have him than Dva. Anything other than Dva at this point
>>174994519
that's how marketing works boi
>>174994485
>implying more than 10% have ever even touched Diamond league
No one cares about the shitters.
>>174994519
It's shitty filler not even reddit wants
How anally ravaged will deathwing fags will be when the next hero ends up beinggrom
playing genji right now, ama
>post yfw not deathwing
>>174994519
No one here gives a shit but Blizzard can't really just throw a new hero at us and say "go home now"
>>174994607
!giveaway
Why is the nodding man there? Don't tell me he gets paid 4 digits just to nod in front of a camera
>>174994485
>he says people don't care
>he himself is watching the stream
I don't think he realities how stupid he sounds.
>>174994507
Once again
>Saying they have view bots
>you are watching the stream
Sure you are the only snowflake in the world watching, no one else.
>>174994410
are you being intentionally retarded? the max the stream goes is 720p you stupid piece of shit
>>174994584
double reminder that if the cinematic is Genji fighting Deathwing in Hanamura - I called it three days ago, you all saw.
>>174994519
Always the same guys eternally stuck in adolesence wearing ill-fitting suits and some girl pretending to care about the game.
>>174994607
This is why I prefer smaller channels.
>>174994485
>Biggest hype ever
>CS homebrew event makes like 70k in a day
Blizzdrones need to die asap so they can actually improve the game
>>174994305
pic picked at random, but after finding a sfw one
But YES MORE GOBLIN CHICKS!
>>174994607
TriHard Cx
>the right guy nodding ALL THE TIME
jeez
>>174994634
even better
>Talking about shit no one cares about
>Mics are fucking awful and no one is fixing them
>Spouting shit we know again because retards may have not seen it yet
Why are they doing this. Who thought this was good.
>>174994267
Okay a huge problem for me, the announcer girl isn't attractive enough
>Endless mic popping
>>174994647
>>174994682
>twitch
kill yourself you inbred nigger
>>174994647
>
>>174994634
me
>>174994676
He's the voice behind their video spotlights. Check hots' youtube channel.
>>174994637
Do you live in the past?
holy fuck i have to run the stream at 144p cause the fucking download is taking up all my bandwith fuck you bell
Inb4 its Nefarian instead of Deathwing
>THE AUDIO IS SO AMAZING
>but we won't give Anub'arak his original voice, fag
emojis SO FUN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>174994732
Cx nigga
>Li Li fags
Neunng
>emojis
>exciting
>developer is a lili fag
>>174994798
At least you get to download nigger
>30 mins circle jerk video
>>174994805
>notOnyxia
FIX THE MICS WUTFACE
HE'S A LI LI FAG GETTEM
>>174994723
i want to fuck that goblin
>>174994805
That would be better.
Onyxia > Nef > DW
>>174994634
>>174994647
>MFW GROM
!raffle
CINEMATIC DROPPING IN 9 MINUTES GET READY
>>174994847
/ourguy/
>Everyone's watching.
>Now's the time to excite people.
>Let's have 3 people on a couch talking about the most boring shit we can.
>>174994847
Literally our guy. He might even be The Li Li poster. Who knows!
>>174994805
I wouldnt mind that really
>>174994609
>my dna
>she
hmm
>>174994647
What did he say about Li Li ?
>>174994873
WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES
BUT WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS
>>174994647
>>174994847
HE WAS THE LILI POSTER THIS WHOLE TIME
>>174994647
>>174994945
He said her cock is too fat
>>174994723
>>174994918
literally the only thing they have to show is the cinematic
this is padding
>>174994962
Grom confirmed for LoL?
>>174994945
He wants tofuckLi Li
>>174994945
He wants to save the Pandaren race from extinction by impregnating her over and over, making Zagara seem tight in comparison.
>>174994945
That he loves going on an adventure with Li Li and how he accidentally takes the quest sometimes but it's ok because Li Li is fun!
>grom on the desk
>hamanura cinematic shows grom slashing the door with his axe 3 times
EVERYONE BAMBOOZLED
>>174994921
>HotS game director takes time off his schedule to post lewd li li pictures on 4chan
would be fantastic to be honest
>>174995014
>cock
>her
man that guy on the left is really fucking nervous
QUALITY IS SHIT SOMBRA CONFIRMED
>>174995073
sauce
>>174995073
Post moredogydli li
>mfw that mic
the game director has a pretty genuine smile t bh
>That shoulder touch.
>>174995446
I was thinking the same thing actually
>hanamuraPOPPOPgazlowturretsPOPPOPmovingobjectivePOPPOPchristmasmorningPOPPOP
holy fuck fix the mics
>>174995231
I'll post it when these fucking people stop talking and they give us what we want.
>That perfect slope on her noze
Imagine it in your ass
>didn't hit 40 before 2.0
How much free shit did I miss out on?
All those people shown during those player introductions looked like tremendous douchebags, holy shit. They were all Peter Parker from that shitty emo Spiderman movie.
>>174995741
I'd rather it be the other way around.
>TLV on hanamurass
>>174995814
>Tfw hit 40 in beta
A lot
>>174995819
.....They're normies. I don't know why that's surprising to you.
Jealous fatty.
>>174995825
Your ass in her nose?
>>174995719
>>174996028
I'd rather have it be the other way around.
>>174995851
>each viking counts as a body for the payload
>>174995649
M..more
>>174996112
M E T A P I C K E R S
>>174996112
chogall is only one
>>174996429
He IS only one body anon.
>>174995649
Li Li is what we want
>>174996550
Say that to butcher
what's with the cheese on the ground? is that a spray?
>>174996813
He IS only one mass, anon.
This stream is garbage. You could kill the entire cast and replace it with a segment on growing pumpkins and the viewer count would only go up.
>>174997161
85000 viewers for a HotS stream is the best they had so far.
WE BIG LEAGUES NOW NIGGA WE MADE IT
>Genji dives in
>gets blown to bits
>loses his team the game
Gee.
finally cinematic, and i can get on with my day
Once more it's proven that specialists are absolutely garbage, assassins have more survivability and are just as able to deal siege damage.
>>174997312
literally will drop after the cinematics
>>174997421
L-lewd
>>174997496
Ofcourse, what else would you expect?
>>174997421
I agree assassins should do reduced damage to structures, like li-ming's MM.
>>174997329
Awwwww yeeeeeh!!
WOW THEY ARE DRAGGING THIS HOLY SHIT
DIABLO NEW HERO LOL
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>claw marks on the door had nothing to do with next hero
>it is D.va
god
fucking
damn it
Fuck it's d.va
FUCK
OFF
I'M GONNA KILL BLIZZARD
NERF THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOL ITS DVA WTF
DVASS CONFIRMED
D.VA FFS
ITS DVA GET FUCKED
Deathwingfags btfo, holy shit!
NO
IT'S DVA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WE ALL DUN FUCKED
DVA
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
SUCH A BORING CHARACTER
>D.VA
DRAGONFUCKERS GET REKT
I'm gonna stop playing this game for a while.
Why the fuck are you idiots still in here it's fucking page 10 you twats
REMOVE DVA
>>174996076
Are they firing the intern?
fuck this game
>>174997951
kek
>>174997975
DELET THIS
>2 overwatch in a row
>in a year we got 5 shitwatch to 2 diablo and starcraft
DEATHWING FANS BTFO :^D
Well looks like 2.0 is dead
Shit hero
I joked about d.va being the next hero when we knew genji was coming.
I'm so sorry, guys
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>174997845
And people said I was wrong.
Deathwing fags cucked, oh yes.
>the teaser has nothing to do with the hero
haha
good one
clever
>spacing out nexus challenge rewards
Huh.
>also oni genji and bike available again
neat for people who missed it I guess
>>174998013
DRAGONFUCKERS BTFO
B T F O
T
F
O
Is EU live yet :(
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKIGN OVERWTACH NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>174998468
I'm still getting 13~ free heroes, and the motorcycle is pretty cool. I don't mind.
>starcraft even gets 1 (one(uno)) starcraft hero
>diablo anniversary gets nothing
>overwatch gets a map and 2 heroes in a row, almost 3
>3 overwatch, 2 warcraft, 1 diablo and 1 starcraft hero in 2017
Maintenance is over time to pray
>>174998761
Oh there's two of them, I was confused what was up with that pic.MORE
>account level 590Shit.
NA looks to be up
Happy opening, friends.
Abilities
Eviscerate (E)
Damage reduced from 100 to 85 per combo point
Talents
Level 13
Death from Above (Q)
Teleport range reduced from 7 to 6
Level 20
Coldblood (E)
Removed
FUCKING BRONNZIES
>literally 10 minutes ago /hotsg/ had better traffic than ever
>right now there's literally no one here, everyone opens their chests
Meanwhile on EU
didn't get enough shards to make prime evil diablo skin
Wtf, you can't buy zip with gems now?
I thought 2.0 was supposed to be less jew-y, not more.
I guess it's fine if you don't spend any money on it, though...
New Billie is not a billie
>all Murky, Chromie and Li Li skins
Hell yeah.
>>175000794
I think it's just the featured or "sale" stuff that you can buy with gems, that they rotate around.
Friendly reminder that if you get a legendary in an epic chest a reroll doesn't necessarily guarantee you another legendary.
>>175000904
The fucking prices in Hues are insane.
Getting things for free got easier but holy fuck those gems got fucking expensive.
>>174997610
That's the point.
>>175002556
They seem cheap, desu.
Most things used to cost ~22 Hues, now they cost about 10 Hues in gems.
>1000 gems for 12 chests
oh are they epic or is it the bad ones