/ss13g/ - spesswomen on a spess station

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https://hippiestation.com/threads/fammable-banned-by-jambread.6497/#post-54260

First for post your best clown pranks

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>174438571
lubed so hard admins had to ban me because security was so unrobust with LETHALS

>>174438571
rolled vampire
didn't suck any blood or do anything antaggy or get my objectives

>>174438571
Used a wizard telescroll to trash HOS' office

>>174438571
welderbombing medbay

I want my waifu to come back so I can talk to her in game and watch her on the cameras again

>>174439087
whats her name?

>>174439160
I kind of don't want to say becauseI see their ckey sometimes

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>>174439160
Rin Fukimoto

>>174438571
I turned the arrivals shuttle into a maze with a dozen airlocks and only one exit.

>>174439259
they are probably playing a new character right?

Redpill me on relegated is Morena. Is this meme or myth?

>>174439361
Yeah, and they don't deserve the shitposting but a man can dream

>>174439451
Meme but true
>>174439464
I understand, the best waifu is the one you don't want to shitpost about because you like her too much.

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give me your husbandos so i can draw em
gonna need a picture, and details

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>>174439695
Yahir. I want to rub his bald head, and lightly carress it.

what are the best space station 13 memes?

>When you know about Engineering so you metagrudge almost all (Chief) Engineers

>>174439330
Devious.

>>174440082
Fuck off to the Discord

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>>174439895
>yahir asks for art of his character when he draws them every single day

if you love yahir so much why dont you marry him xevonix

>>174439695
Patrick Bateman!

>>174439695
Ailsa!
I want to Fucking murder Ailsa for being a goddamn disgusting degenerate creepazoid!

>>174440103
What have I done to deserve your hate, anon? I'm just trying to do your job.

>>174440103
Asking the AI to let you in doesn't take much engineering knowledge.

>>174440103
>metagrudging Angel
FUCK YOU

Claim your waifus!

Looks like Digitalis is at it again.

>>174440249
>tfw my waifu is banned and can't play anymore

>>174440213
>I'm just trying to do your job
I'm trying to do MY job, dear lord I can't type today.

>>174440249
hachi

That was a fun cult

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>>174440192
It's not Xev requesting it you dip. What a twist.

>>174440334
delet this

>>174440231

Not that poster, but I love Angel. They are my favorite CE. They are always so appreciative of the effort I put into atmos.

I wish they would play more

>>174440286
It's a shame, I actually like him a bit but he is extremely valid hungry

>>174440249
I claim Gabrielle, I want her to punish me with her shitcurity methods

I want to 尹相杰 纤夫的爱&于文华 with your waifu!

>>174440286
> spend the entire round just using a hailer on the clown then dying to spiders in virology
"he's at it again"
what the fuck does this even mean

>>174440249
Caleigh!
I wanna fuck it I'm too lazy to make a list of degenerate things I wanna do to someone

>>174440539
>waifuing a dead person

anon...

>>174440623
All the new waifus are shit.
I'd rather a dead waifu than a Nu-waifu.

>>174440249

Trinity!

>>174440249
Megurine!

>>174440249

Felicity!

>>174440249
Kaname Chidori!

Real talk....

describe your perfect waifu in 5 words

>>174441015
she is 2d, not real.

>>174439895
>>174440192
already did both but yeah, we cant have enough yahir and i like bateman
>>174440205
p i c t u r e

At what point does security turn into shitcurity? Where is the line?

>>174441179
kek, aight

>>174439695
one for ya boi yahir

>>174441093
As, I said xev aint' requesting it, the fag that's been trying to get the imperial cult religion for chaplain upgraded to get an inquisition witch hunter set.

>>174441093
Ailsa is a degenerate homogay with very long blonde hair. I don't actually have a picture of their character in-game because I'm not some creepy degenerate stalker with a thing for old men and shit.

What was the last good WFU shipment?

>>174441674
Late '15, Natalya Kaminwhatever and Terry Watson.
They were the last truly good bit of WFU stock left on the market. Everything after them was slutty airheads with neon hair who main assistant or just fucked off from doing their job when they played something important.

>>174441835
Why do you keep shilling those two literal whos?

>>174441945
You asked when the last good WFU shipment was, and I answered. That was the last good WFU shipment, don't ask questions if you're not ready to get an answer contrary to your pre-concieved notions. Now go back to eating the disgusting neon-haired bush-muffs of those degenerate, useless pieces of trash that you call waifus.

>>174442082
Are you Natalaya Kaminwhatever or Terry Watson?

It's funny how one person always calls them great, and always pairs them together.

>>174441093
Show us the pictures!

>>174441226
The exact moment they arrest you
Before that they might as well have public executions for petty theft, but as long as you keep your head down you'll be fine

>Play a neon haired idiot
>waifued and shitposter about for months
>Play a new character with depth, objectively better
>She's not mentioned once

I don't mind, but it's interesting.

>>174444048
Don't get it wrong salamandoo, you're still an idiot, just without the neon hair and stupid name.

tfw no chocolate waifu you can eat and then she begs you to stop eating her because it hurts and you say "ok honey im not gonna eat you" and then you tase, cuff and remove her radio and slowly eat her from the feet upwards whilst making eye contact the whole time

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>>174444390

>>174437768
>>174437768
he stunned and cuffed and admittedly shitty captain for going into his backroom and drinking beer last night

>>174444475
>black
>well defined stomach
>thicc thighs

tfw no ss13 waifu like this since all the shitters just copy their favorite animes

I've played this game for months and months and I still don't know how to fart

>>174444360
There are plenty of neon hair idiots in this big beautiful world

>>174444714
type in *fart or set up a macro for this

>>174444698
Oh yeah, I remember that. I was the IAA that rescued the captain and I was absolutely confident that it was Revs. It wasn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHNcMs8W660

Thank you surfer, you made me listen to the beach boys again and I've fallen in love with their music. I will remember you when I die of testicular cancer

>>174444828
no just an autistic bartender
Ratio is his name IIRC

>>174444932
not even one of their good albums. listen to all summer long, pet sounds or today!

>>174444712
the NSFW is noice lad.

greentext secured time to go home

>>174444475
Would gib/10

>half of bird ops wants to do greentext
>half of bird ops wants to just get the nuke and go
>everyone ends up just doing whatever
>end up having to get the nuke out of the vault myself and then solo rescue a bird who had become the pet of the clown
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hilarious that no one was watching the vault though, I tried to break into it three times.

we should remove raider and turn it into an alt-title for vox traders that makes them valid

Vox raiders is absolute shit

>Digitalis is a vox raider
>doesn't want to just steal our objectives and leave
>literally says that since we got antag we should antagonize
I wonder what this shitter would've done if he was a raider back when the inviolate was still a thing.

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>while the raiders are stealing things from the station I'm stealing everything from spessmart

>>174445305
Told sec twice to reinforce because its fucking fishy you try that hard to get in
>it was the objective
Fuck humans.

>>174445370
Ending the round within 2 minutes is the most antagonizing thing you can do as vox raiders though. It's WHY I like to rush the objective.

Nothing makes people butthurt like having their projects stopped by SMELELELELEL 30 seconds into a round.

>>174445467
the game mode needs to be removed
playing it as it is meant to be played is the fastest way to get it removed

>>174445446
I told sec about it too but they didn't do shit

>>174445370
the inviolate is still a thing, did you bother looking at the big red text we got roundstart?
I don't know why people tick vox raider on if all they want to do is just reroll the round as fast as possible instead of just roleplaying something fun where you gradually steal more and more of the station's shit and hold hostages, etc interrupting their workflow
you know, be an actual antagonist

>>174445370
Yeah I mean, it's a broken gamemode and all, but no one has authority on how you're "supposed" to play a broken gamemode.

>>174445435
>All the vox are stealing shit
Wow amazing see you next round for the same fucking shit over and over

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>>174445435
Nice job anon

>>174445547
>they

>>174440526
Why didn't he hail the spiders

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>>174445558
Because vox raiders is literal discount ops with no fun toys with it other than le meme darts

How do I become a top tier waifu?

>>174445558
But he ~SAID~ it.
As in, his ic justification for why we should stick around for longer than we have to even though that makes no sense from a roleplay perspective and would make everyone happier in the end is that "We got antag!"

>>174445683
Well, the HoS

>>174445796
>and would make everyone happier
and going fast would make everyone happier*

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>>174445779
Be a bird, or grey. THat's it.

Bonus points if you be gay husbando.

>Vox Raider is no different from being a regular Vox

great game type, in fact, it's even better considering the round ends once the birds jew it up.

>>174445796
so ignoring greentext as any other type of antag is ignoring your roleplay? If I'm a ling who has the objective of killing a dude but keep them alive by developing a trustworthy relationship with them instead of spacesuccing them that's failrp?
the idea is just to keep stealing shit from the station and getting hostages, etc, just anything that makes sense from the roleplay perspective of birds coming to amass power and steal from a station
in other words we could just fix this removing the whole go to deep space thing so at worst it's just extended with birds, since apparently 99% of what people hate is that the round ends as soon as they leave
>>174445738
you can steal anything you want and use it as your fun toy

>>174446114
Raiders is shit, and you're a selfish asshole for making it take longer than it should've.

>>174445071
>best of album
>not even one of their good albums

Why has nobody ban requested digitalis? I always see people shitposting about him, why not take it to the forum with your evidence?

He will be banned if you show enough evidence, and with the amount of SALT there should be a mountain of evidence of shittery.

>>174445370
go here http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=20

>>174446369
Because he's never done anything bannable to me personally, even if I've seen him doing so to others. And unfortunately being an unlikeable asshole isn't bannable unless you do so to an admin who's having a bad day and feels like writing a paragraph about how it's for your own good.

Who are your favorite bartenders? What makes a good bartender?

>>174446369
> ban request him for trying to play an antag gamemode to its full potential instead of speedrunning it to reroll the round
are these the people who suicide succumb when they don't roll antag and call the shuttle as soon as valids are secured?

>>174446539
anyone that doesn't leave after 10 minutes

>>174446592
What's wrong with your analogy is that the person who suicides if they're not antag only wants to play if they're antag, while the people who aren't deliberately delaying the end of the round clearly don't care so much about being antag that they're going to make sure they can be one as long as they can (*cough* Digitalis *cough*)

>>174446539
The best bartender knows how to make a drink based on a vague description. The rest of us don't want to memorize the names of the drink list.

>>174446614
My usual thing is grabbing some cuffs, painting the behind the bar tiles, then just making some themed drinks. Feel like a lazy shit when I don't do a huge renovation though. Wish there were an easier way to replace the wood with metal tiles, I'd be renovating all the time.

>hachi shills himself in the thread

ONE DAY
WHEN I CAME HOME
AT LUNCH TIME
I HEARD A FUNNY NOISE

WENT OUT
TO THE BACKYARD
TO FIND OUT
IF IT WAS ONE OF THOSE ROTTEN BOYS

STOOD THERE
WITH MY NEIGHBOUR
CALLED PETER
AND A FLUX CAPACITOR

HE TOLD ME HE HAD A TIME MACHINE AND WANTED TO FILL THE SEAT
(YEAH YEAH)

HE SAID IVE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000
NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED BUT THEY LIVE UNDERWATER
AND YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER
IS PRETTY FINE

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>>174439695
That green haired devil...

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>>174447050
>posting a screenshot of something you're proud of
>shilling
Pick one

>>174446889
but these are people who clearly hate the role so much that they want to suicide succumb roundstart (one of them actually tried it then stopped midway through suicide), and since they know they'll get bwoinked for it instead they just rush for the greentext and an excuse at sending the shuttle back as soon as possible
they don't like the role they signed up for, nor do they want to bother with creating a fun and engaging experience with the crew and instead just wants to meta antagonize them by ending the round early
is it impossible to believe that I can attempt to have fun with vox raiders by actually being a vox who raids over the course of the shift and acts as the antagonist

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Which group of ss13 waifus would steal your heart?

>it's malf
>one borg isn't slaved to the AI
>goes combat
>goes on a suicidal crusade to stop the milf from destroying the universe
>also transforms into a car sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU

>>174446250
surfer girl was just a boring continuation of their songs about surfing. the first 3 were more than enough and they kept it up for another 3 albums after it, it's so so boring. starting at all summer long they took a more general approach to songwriting and it improved their music so much.

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>>174447716

Which waifu makes the best friend to just hang out with?

>>174444932
Sorry about your testes cancer, try Fun Fun Fun, it's my favorite one.

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>>174441489
>>174439895
everytime i try to do some powerpaint in the thread, everybody asks for yahir
he a cool grey tho

>>174448873
Could've just done any of the other suggestions :/

it's your choice though, if you just wanted to draw yahir you don't have to pretend others had a choice.

>>174448873
He looks depressed as shit.

Rolling.

>>174448873
>does yahir for the 100th time
>doesn't do anybody that actually plays

the real metaclub is this drawfag and his pals

>>174448873
>yahir (again)
>not a single green haired devil that stole my heart

>>174448987
well, they asked first
>>174449027
yeah, he is
>>174449090
if you're the waifufag, i need a picture or i'll just draw a random waifu
>>174449215
incoming, tho gonna guess the hair, beard and shit

>another yahir
>no ricky stick

no (you) for you

>y a h i r
>not k a y l i e m o r g a n t h e v a m p i r e w e m u s t u n i t e t o d e f e a t

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What do you do when you've got to choose, one may win but the rest must lose.

WHO DO YOU LOVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV-0-ElCdh8

I should write ss13 lyrics for that song as a parody but I'm lazy and untalented

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make up your fucking minds

>>174450112
Holy shit if they trigger you so much just turn them off.

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>>174450112
Voted yes

>>174447081
>>174449283
Ref

>>174447081
>>174450521
that's a blue human slime right?
does it have a beard?

>>174450590
No beard, green spiky hair, blue slime skin, my heart

>>174450189
Holy shit if you're this retarded just turn your computer off.

>>174450112
What attack animations?

I don't have any attack animations in my SS13

>>174451142
what are you a fucking casual

>>174451357
Maybe, even the Jukebox songs fail to play for me

On a side note, Byond ads also don't appear to me

>>174452256
Same thing happens to me

Strange

>>174452256
>>174453483
lower intenet explorer security settings

>>174453659
I can't find internet explorer

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>>174447081
i feel like i didnt do justice to ricky stick, might do another one later on

clown is an ugly whore

>>174439695
chug (god rest his soul)

>>174450881
We all know it's you, Ricky

>people actively admiring /tg/'s rules in OOC
W E W
I don't know why people don't just go to /tg/ instead of trying to make /vg/ into it.

>>174454696
They're all TG rejects. They're banned from there, so they come here.

>>174454696
What rules exactly?

>>174453862
I feel scared and disturbed

Are there any other games similar to SS13?

>>174456371
ss13 the retardation.

>>174456371
Gmod TTT

>>174456627
What did he mean by this?

>>174456628
Is that really my only other option? TTT feels a bit too shallow and not RP enough, and I feel like my friends wouldn't try to get into SS13.

>>174440249
Mallory! None of that nu-waifu shit.

>confess a murder which never happened

>>174455269
i know right? its just wrong

>>174458956
I'm a genius

>>174458956
I WAS SO CONFUSED

So have any of you actually played TTT

>>174459289
yeah, I don't really like it. Maybe this is just me, but I feel like a lot of gmod gamemodes are just people talking over eachother CONSTANTLY, like not a moment of silence, and NEVER listening to eachother, which isn't fun for a game like TTT

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>die to spawned in wiz
>get zambamboed
>kill at least a good 10 without going down once
>felt good
>realized zombie is easy mob to kill people with
>feeling died

>round going on too long
>players trolling centcom with intentional repeated shuttle calls and recalls with sassy messages
>small_boss turns himself into a wizard to force round restart

why is this allowed?

>>174459435
I didn't force myself into a wizard, when I pressed the create antag button it has put me in place and I have given the role away in deadchat.

top 5 waifus

ginger beach
angelite
julia brandt
mallory brooks
some lifeweb chick

>>174459289
Yes. It's absolutely nothing like this game. It has no roleplay, it has no mechanics outside of killing.
It's fucking boring as shit, and the people who play this like TTT are fucking cancer.

Thanks for the polyacid signaler nades, frank. Sadly we never got to use them as all the lings either fucked off or died. In a weird way, I was kind of half hoping you were an antag with a dastardly scheme to kill all of sec

who got banned

So have any of you actually played Lifeweb

How is it?

>>174459852
How were you going to activate the grandes when you get memestung?

>>174459415
It was only easy because they kept falling, zombies aren't strong unless they evolve to get tougher and stronger.
And why didn't you convert any of the bodies my man

>zealotron perma bans a guy for minor ic in ooc
>doesn't even give avada a note for minor ic in ooc

>>174459939
They were set to remote signalers with codes. The plan was that I, the warden, would hold on to all of the codes and signalers, and distribute the grenades. Then, when an SPS triggered, I would say the codeword and the ling would get poly'd

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>>174460024
>minor ooc
>round revealing ooc in thread

>>174459885
Yeah I've tried it for about a dozen games.

It's pretty boring, too dark (visually), and heavy on ERP. The worst thing is that those at the top in terms of experience and advantages bought with real world money can never, ever be touched, and are free to have their way with newcomers. That combined with the only-open-on-weekends policy makes it stupidly difficult to learn anything.

I wish there was a way to set up IF THEN statements for job role prefs.

Example 1: Warden preference is high, UNLESS there is no HOP or CAPTAIN, in which cause Warden preference is reduced to medium and HOS is set to high to ensure someone secures all sensitive materials from the bridge and can do job changes.

Example 2: IAA preference is set to none, UNLESS there are multiple admins on line to ensure that Centcomm can answer faxes, in which case IAA preference is set to HIGH.

>>174460116
every ic in ooc is round revealing

it reveals part of a round
unless you mean gamemode revealing,
which is what should've been said if he put something like "ITS CULT, X IS CULT"

>>174459972
didn't know how so...R

>>174460245
Yup, often wondered why this isn't a thing already, myself. I would like to roll for human head roles, and if that doesn't work, roll for birb trader, myself. Can't do that with current system.

It would be extremely easy to code a lot of this kind of shit in.

>>174460245
>person 1: if there is no HoP roll HoS
>person 2: if there is no HoS roll HoP

how do you do if statements if all jobs are assigned at the same time?

>>174460642
All jobs are not truly assigned at the same time. BYOND is single-core, meaning it can only do one thing at a time.
Job assignments would happen in series, one person after another.

>>174460024
Permappeals aren't permabans. They're applied when the person isn't online for ahelping, so the person goes to the forum to explain/apologize instead and they get unbanned/reduced.

>>174459403
This. You have to play it exclusively with some friends and not randoms/kids in a public server, and even then you still end up talking over each other, ghosting or arguing about something in the long run. Gmod Murder is simpler and more fun imho.

>>174459885
I play more lifeweb than /vg/.

hello yes
somebody draws a security officer with a usp in their mouth looking deeply tired and dissapointed in the station
it doesn't have to be me or any other sec officer so long as they have the uniform
all my sec reaction images are of laughing or beating people I have nothing to express my deep hatred aand tiredness

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>>174461956
You can have this image, edit it to suit your needs.

Another /v/ thread Probe?
Why? I don't understand why you make them anymore

SOP needs some updatin'. It doesn't say anything about which laws you can set the AI to on Green, nor when it's ok to set up the flashers and valid in the brig, nor whether security officers can *possess* lethal weaponry, only whether they can have them equipped on their suit storage.

>>174462609
Tasers are considered lethals by the SOP idiot

>>174461956
>not a rubber duckie

>ops
>call shuttle
>manage to get the other head to raise to red
>try to call a ERT
>CANNOT CALL A ERT: SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED
DEITY PLEASE REMOVE THAT """"feature"""

>>174463226
why send help to a station and crew that is running away from their problems

help those that help themselves

>>174460024
Avada posting some gay shit about mining

The other guy posted the location of his master vampire as a pAI

So why don't we have a "return to lobby if you didn't get antag" option?

Sure would be nice, and prevent taking up slots when just trying to roll antag.

>>174463338
what if the station is being shot up and without support will be destroyed

>>174462778
That is incorrect. Tasers in the hands of Security are Weapons, not Lethals, with a few rare exceptions.

>Standard Operating Procedure
>Alert Levels
>Code Green - All Clear
>Security:
>Weapons worn by security/headstaff are to be hidden, except in emergencies.

You're probably thinking of the following clause from Space Law:

>Space Law
>Standard Operational Procedures
>Use of Lethal Force
>Armed and Dangerous: If the criminal is in possession of dangerous melee weaponry, stun weaponry or lethal weaponry and you suspect they are going to use them against you lethal force is permitted. Hostile Traitors and Nuclear Operatives fall under this category. Note that due to the way fighting works in this game, stun weaponry in the hands of someone whose intention is hostile is considered lethal.

A taser in the hands of a Security Officer would only be considered a Lethal if the Security Officer was confirmed Rogue and had committed a violent crime which would establish him as an armed and dangerous rouge element.

free game dropping on Steam tomorrow that is spessmen vs aliens
>>174438475
it's gonna be super fun
hopefully it kills CM

>>174463384
If you're trying to parody >>174460245, the issue with this comparison is that IAAs without admins are extaordinarily useless, and require the cooperation of the Captain and other members of command to be effectual. Which is unfortunate, seeing as the IAA usually only has a job to do when the Captain, or someone else at Command is rogue.

>>174463716
Which game

>>174463761
>If you're trying to parody
I'm not, or I would have quoted something. Seriously wondering.

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>>174462224
not him and not exactly what he wanted but hows this for like, 10 minutes in paint?

>>174463967
http://store.steampowered.com/app/563560

>>174464225
Not bad, actually. Saved.

>>174464236
Looks cool

But what did you mean by this

>hopefully it kills CM

>>174464462
it would be like colonial marines but 1000x better

>>174464563
So you mean you hope it kills colonial marines

Colonial marines, the SS13 server

>>174452256
Check your general settings it'll be in there

i have no idea what the fuck im doing; can i get a mechanic guide on how to get materials and make shit?
my apologies to everyone who needs help, but its my first day playing

>>174460497
How the fuck is that easy to code?

>>174464660
yes

>>174464858
HOWTO MECHANIC:
>spawn
>grab glubbs out of locker with electric symbol on it, you'll need them
>grab device scanner (little yellow tablet with a wrench in it)
>go to medbay, beg to be let in to scan all the machines in chem and med (you'll want mainly the chem dispenser and chemmasters and the grinder)
>go to botany, either beg them for scans of their trays and machines, or go in and get them yourself
>get packet of plaastellium for plastic
>go back to your cave
>stick scanner into the schematic maker thingy
>make it read all the scans you got
>print plant tray and seed maker, plant plastellium
>sit and wait
>realize that the miners ignore mechanics and you can't make any fun toys or upgrade parts
>cry

>>174464858
Press f1 and ask admins for help, don't post anything that you are needing help with in the thread if it's about the current round.
You get materials from miners if they ever bother to visit you. You could also just PDA them and ask. Sometimes science will give you their materials too if you ask them over radio (.n)

>>174464858
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guides

>>174465175
But they seem like different experiences

Where's the RP

>>174465251
>>realize that the miners ignore mechanics and you can't make any fun toys or upgrade parts

If you ask for mats over :N it'll increase your chances of getting mats from miners tenfold. The more you play miner the more you just start filtering out Common because 99% of it doesn't affect you, so get their attention with :N so they'll actually hear you.

>>174464862
Because it's simple logic shit. You don't even need to know DM well, and don't even have to be any good at math.

I did some similar shit for another version of SS13 6 years ago with no other coding experience except in LPC.

>>174460497
Why don't you just code it in yourself?

>>174466003
I have my reasons. Doesn't change the fact that it's a good idea and not difficult to code.

>>174466321
You're right on both counts.
However, the problem is that in order for a thing to be coded, someone has to CARE.
None of the coders care, as evidenced by the fact that none of them have coded it.

That means that if you want it to actually be added to the game, you're going to have to do it yourself.

>>174465251
Literaly just ask in the science chanel or by pda and almost all of them will help you anon. If you dont even try to work towards comunicating with your pals for goods, how can you expwct to run a factory.

>>174466786
That image looks like it has a lot of backstory behind it, what the heck is it?

>>174468132
fucking awful

>>174468169
Seriously, I gotta know. Is it some guy's fursona helping him assassinate arch duke francis ferdinand or somethin'?

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Would anyone here ever be interested in a SS13 Colony mode where you're given rudimentary gear and base materials and need to build your station and colony yourself?
It could either be on an asteroid(s) or even planet, left with one base habitat module with supplies in to start a colony.
Would you play?

>sneaky coders introduce bleach
>insanely energy consuming recipe
>nobody uses it

wew

>>174468241
the fursona convinced our good friend gavrillo to start WWI because he (the furry) is the angel of chaos and balance or some shit

hello friends, i'm trying to create an account on byond so I can play this game, but they seem to think i'm behind a proxy when I'm not.
what should I do?

>>174468268
You mean Dorf rounds?

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Are there any good games/MUDs/MUSHes/MUCKs/MOOs that have a similar experience to that of SS13?

>>174468698
Well I guess, but they don't seem to be that common, I haven't played one yet

>>174468287
I used it a few days ago. I was a jannie that joined like 40 minutes in. The clown had crayoned literally every tile in the sec lobby, so I chucked a single cleaner grenade in thee and wiped it all out. The clown saw me do it, so he kept disarming me and attempting to table me and toss me into disposals. I punched him twice and then ignored him, but he followed me around and tried to stuff me into a lockable locker. I ended up slipping him with my mop and feeding him the entire bottle of bleach. I can't say I had any problem with him after that.

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>>174465329
>Where's the RP

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Didn't come out /fantastic/ and I didn't get time to finish it, but I ended up happy with what came out.

>>174464236
Man, source alien swarm sucks compared to old ut2004 one.

>>174465554
Total bullshit, that's way out there from the simple stable marriage algorithm we use now.

>>174470278
>the different shade of grout or whatever the fuck between the tiles
I hate it
I also hate how the shade of the colours on the x/black or x/white tiles are different
make an issue since you take so many screenshots

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>>174468559
please be joking

>>174470861
iirc he commissioned it

>>174444981
>it's autistic to remove people that wordlessly break into your shit after being asked to stop
he'd have been chloraled if he decided to go do the same in medbay, fuck off

>>174471230
This. Bartender has that shotgun for a reason, and it's not "so grayshits can steal it for validhunting".

Break shit in my bar, especially my glasses, and I will fucking beanbag your shit.

>>174471324
>that guy that 'drinks' by smashing bottles/glasses over his head
Probably the only exception to that rule

>>174471445
wrong. there's a limited amount of glasses and drinks, if some asshole wants to make a mess it goes like this 1) ask him nicely to stop 2)tell him to get out on second offense 3)shoot him if he doesn't

>>174471598
I can appreciate a man who goes to EXTREME lengths for his alcoholism
Also I've literally never run out of booze/glasses before so I'm admittedly not too sour if one gets broken in an amusing way. Plus if I've presumably served that much there must be SOMEONE manning cargo so I can just go get a refill

>>174469679
You telling me colonial marines has no RP?

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>join server again for the first time in months
>only recognize 2 people
>this happens every time I take a break
I need to stop taking breaks from this game

>>174472273
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>174472273
JESUS CHRIST WHY
WHAT EVEN IS HIS PURPOSE
THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

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>>174472729
>>174472951

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>>174472273
Does this guy get off to the idea of a furry version of himself going back in time and causing major historical events?

>>174472273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKYmxeynPvQ

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>>174463971
If you're not being cheeky then you're legitimately what's wrong with this server. Please go back.

>>174473175
I don't understand ANYTHING

>>174473175
What is this referencing

>>174473494
It may just be "backstory."
Showing where he got the scythe shown in >>174472273.

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>>174473206
>>174473335
>>174473194
>>174472951
>>174473494
>>174473591

This might help you understand. Have you accepted our lord and savior Eozdniw into your life?

>>174473654
>imperial measurements

>>174473654
?????
what purpose is this shit suppose to serve

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>>174473654

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>>174473885
>>174473801
>>174473749
Oh I forgot one

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>>174472273
>>174473175
>>174473654

>>174473654
What

Why

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>>174474041
I laughed

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>>174474041

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>>174474041

>>174473654
>being this autistic
I hope no one doxxes this kid. There's one too many CWC in the world.

>>174474041
Oh man

At first glance I thought it was some of that crystal pony shit

>>174468704
What the fuck is wrong with his eye

>>174474767
He's probably wearing an eyepatch over it.

if you think the AI can recall the shuttle you should not be playing head

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>>174474949

>>174475086
as a general rule, the people who do play heads shouldn't, while the people who refuse to play heads are usually the best for the job

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>>174475138

>>174475148
>be head
>try best
>care about being a good head so the inevitable cries of SHITCURITY/SHITCAPTAIN/SHITCMO etc. get to you even if you do the best possible job
>stop playing head
>repeat until only dumbasses with no intent to improve and just want the power/toys are the only ones playing head

>>174475148
I hate reading shit like this, it makes me confident and then being confident makes me worry that maybe I fit that description.

>be wizard
>captain killed himself in his office
>teleport to his office and nab his PDA
>dress like an assistant
>horse face and shoe steal from behind walls
>even the clown is out to get me
Good round.

>>174439451
this is a meme, not true pls stop.

>>174475257
>Do anything as HoP
>Get called HoPcurity

>>174475148
What if I only play heads out of a sense of duty to be the change I want to see in the heads of staff?

>>174475365
>the entirety of security is fucked
>shoot a man in self-defense while in your own office with your own gun you get as a hop
>get called HoPcurity

>>174474949
I was asking about the other ones, it just seems to be placed too high on his face

>>174475365
HOPcurity is inevitable and unavoidable. Some abuse it, but for those who don't, the steps go like this:

1. Someone you're responsible for screws up.
2. Tell the person responsible to stop doing the thing.
3. The person responsible says they're not doing anything wrong by doing the thing, and that they will continue to do the thing.

Now you have two paths.

Path 1:
4. Ask security to arrest them for Insubordination.
5. Security doesn't arrest them because they're busy with a million other things.

Path 2:
4. Stun them and forceably demote them yourself.
5. Become HOPcurity.

>>174475148
I think it depends on the department. Souhei plays CMO all of the time and she seems to know everything about medicine, so that seems fine. Roles like HOS on the other hand is probably the most "at risk" role for powertripping, even though his toys are shit.The detective's revolver is superior to the lawgiver because it's always better to have a high speed 6-shot taser with loads of backup ammo for self defense.

>>174476792
>using the detective's revolver as a taser
WOOP WOOP HUMAN HAAAAARM

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>want to test something
>all of a sudden can't connect to my local serb
help

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Just gonna leave this thread here
http://colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?f=114&t=12209

Time to go griff on baystation. Someone give me a good gimmick.

>>174480160
bind movement keys to "me steps with their left foot" etc
make an autoclicker use macros for blinking and breathing

>>174480160
unabomber, make mousetrap bombs and deliver them as presents

>>174480160
Post your ckey so I can PM you.

>>174480160
discount dan gimmick where you sell shitty things at discounts

>>174480160
Roleplay as a nudist and claim that clothing in all forms is inherently offensive to your religion.
Slip people and strip them in the halls.

>>174480312
Pomf123

>>174480441
Sent ;)

>>174438475
I've never played this.
Is it fun?
Will I have fun?

>>174480535
this is a game about losing in spectacular ways, and once you understand enough of the mechanics, making other people lose in spectacular ways

>>174480535
It's really hard to say. But yeah, there are jobs you can play where you have fun, do illegal things, and go on space adventures. just be sure to read the wiki stuff first, it's very important and the game can be hard to get into

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>>174480160
Wewlads just got banned for joining with an "inappropriate ckey".

>>174480535
Oh, the stories and greentexts of this game can be amazing. You will either love or hate dying.

>>174480890
i joined as nig nog

lasted 7 seconds before permaban no appeal

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Well that was fucking boring.

That round was fucking retarded, who thought all access mass clowns was a fun idea?

>>174480160
Join as librarian, make a news channel filled with clickbait, speak entirely in clickbait headlines.

>>174481012
The captain was giving out all access all round to basically anyone that ran along with his space feudalism gimmick.

>>174481012

Clown was also a massive dick. Attacked people for no raisins.

>>174481004
What bored you

I hate to ask, but does Yred play anymore?

>>174481120
>out all access all round to basically anyone that ran along with his space feudalism gimmick
phew and I thought spacing him for ordering my balls cut off was toeing the line for revenge, no wonder nobody cared when I publicly announced it

>>174480160
I'm going to either go with fundamentalist Islamic chaplain or quadruple amputee security guard

>>174481198
>>174481120
I'm baffled nobody ahelped against him for that

>>174481282
>quadruple amputee security guard
do this and report back, that sounds hilarious

>>174481198
Yet again reinforcing the eternal truth:
HOP is an IAA with authority and a gun
Captain is an assistant with all access

>>174481282
It'd really piss them off if you managed to get onto their catbeast whitelist and defamed your own people constantly IC.

>>174481316
>start punching the guy that did it in the face until he dies
>get bwoinked right after
>explain
>'well you probably should have gone after the guy that did it instead'
I feel like that didn't end the way zealot had planned

>>174481373
They're not THAT gullible, anon, they know what greifing is

>>174481480
The trick is investing just enough time that they believe you care whilst sitting doing nothing. Their server is garbage and griefing it is pointless. I don't believe there is anything in their server rules that says you can't be a certain race whilst also hating that race. They could possibly rule 0 you, but, that would just be a nightmare for them to explain or justify.

reminder that bay is now a LOT stricter on aliens
it's 100% human almost every round nowadays
and the military meme means long hair is dissalowed just like not being in uniform or being an insubordinate little shit

>>174480535
most people would not enjoy this game
and for people who do enjoy it, this game destroys lives
stay away

>>174481724
Wait, seriously?
Holy shit.

So when vg and hippie die, is that it for SS13?

>>174481801
this desu

>>174481724
>and the military meme means long hair is dissalowed

Maybe if you actually PLAY as one of the military cucks.

>>174481891
I'm not sure I understand
are you saying less aliens is bad?
>>174482016
there's like six civilian roles and half of those are the chef

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It's clown season. Are you prepare? Clown preparedness is no laughing matter.

Genuine question/hypothetical. Exactly how valid is a clown in this scenario?

>a certain person (not me? Honk!) has a gun because there is a wizard
>clown has all access, slips this person on his PDA
>steals person's gun and injects him with 15 units of chloral + sleeptox
>there is no more context, nor more reason
>person is saved by sec, who gets him to medbay

I ask because after all that, I lasered the clown a few times before the botanist hacked him to death. If I'm in the wrong, however, tell me, so I can learn. An admin told me to get the clown to medbay.

>>174482240
Reminder that this is out of date now that clown blob sightings have been confirmed

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>>174481012
>>174481123
>>174482240
>>174482448

I sense a distant, fruity honk.

>>174482448

Clown deserved it. I was observing though and first the clown chloraled the guy. Then the guy stunned the clown. The guy collapsed and clown took his gun.

I haunt clowns.

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>>174482665
>nonhuman head

well that was a short round.

Is late night /vg/ always this garbage? Everyone's acting like a meme

>clown without an ID enters the brig in a xeno suit
>it was a real xeno and it tears the poor mechanic to pieces

>>174484064
In the grim and dark future of spass, there are only memes

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>>174471943
>duh hyuck bwekfast time
>metal boom birds at big nest rock reeee help what 2 evolve 2 mum /me shlicks
>uh oh red lizard dog bug dinosaur t-rexes let's shoot at them and then run into the lake in small three person detachments so they can kill us quicker
>hi I'm a marine corps private with ass length neon hair here's a detailed account of my storied and relevant existence
>OOC: SickeningfaggotVevo: marines go back 2 tha pillow fort or your gonna get benned kaksoispiste de de

Nobody tries and it's used as an excuse for piecemeal game design.
I refuse to believe anyone goes there for what little actual roleplaying might be going on.

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SOON