/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

1st for remove secborg tazers

lifeweb is a superior game
coders are underaged redditors

I just want to be able to use admin powers on lowpop to add some pizzaz. god damn, shit's boring in my timeframe

whoever made this op picture should be killed irl

Lynch the coders

hey pieter if I fucking air mail a palate of mayonnaise barrels to your lavish estate will you kindly fuck off back to paradizio

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daily reminder to always lynch waifufags

>>173514161
there needs to be some concrete rule on lynching being a non bannable offence if a large enough group wants it done

>>173514282
oh god no
>greyshit mcgee scoops all of the chef's food on the counter into a plastic bag and disposals it
>"GUYS! IT'S BEEN AN HOUR INTO THE SHIFT AND THE CHEF HASN'T COOKED *ANYTHING*! LYNCH!"

what are some chef secrets everyone should know to do a good job?

>>173514282
No, we're not TG

>>173514441
Put ingredients in the microwave and food comes out

>>173514454
TG has a lynch threshold? Neat. I don't play their server

>>173514441
Check your food for poison with the scanner built into your PDA.

>>173514441
clone yourself and use your own meat in meals

>>173514161
Are you jewish or what?

>>173514441
Give nutriment bars as a special order to people who need to eat on the go, like miners

>>173514441
You can get excuisite corgi meat by setting the holodeck to "Zoo"

>>173514628
that's approaching Metalocalypse levels of brutal

Played cargo yesterday and it seems to be a bit different than what wiki describes.

1. Does sending the empty crates back on the supply shuttle do anything?
2. Does stamping the shipment confirmations inside the crates when giving them back do anything?

Could someone explain to me how you fill tanks with over 1013 kpa when doing toxins?

>>173514441
put universal enzymes in your friers

>>173515491
overpressurize them by creating dud's single tank reactions

but don't overdo it since the tank will rupture and explode in your face when it's over 3013kpa

>>173515384
1.no but it frees up space
2.No, stamps are for RP because everyone assumes you accept their orders unless your specifically tell them to fuck off with their 25 costume crates

>>173515384
and another question.
It says that the delivery system works by taking items and sending them at once in bulk, it takes items until 10 seconds has passed before getting another one.
Does that actually work that way or can I cram 5 differently-tagged shipments in there and they'll arrive properly?

>>173515915
They'll all just show up at the same place and you'll get bitched at.

>>173516132
weird, every cargo tech, including the qm, seems to do it that way and no-one bitches at us

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another quality round of spess

that was a survivor round right?

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Sorry to the Vox I tried to subjugate. I guess it just fucked you up because I couldn't talk. I was trying to drag you to escape though.

On survivor rounds I always try to antag the silicons so they get to be part of the fun too

>>173516862
for me, it was a get lost on an asteroid and space Riccardo round

>>173517073
I hate you
I just want to help people

>>173514441
Get high potency ingredients so your food goes further.
If cargo orders pizza, they've pretty much just invalidated your job.

>>173514441
Put polyacid in your fryers as antag and blame the chemist

>>173517578
Have you ever tried eating pacid?

what the fuck I can't scroll in this thread

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Can somebody give me the discord link

>>173518785
discord is for fags, trannies, furries and redditors

>>173518994
I'm one of those so please give me the link!

>>173518994
We only have one person who's openly a tranny and it's gross the way he talks about "no I'm a girl for reals" and "I love my dick desu"

>>173519118
I always hated the meme of "im a girl but I'm pre-op"

You can call yourself a girl when you cut your dick off, it's not hard

If ERP is bannable, I think we should remove gender reassignment surgery.

How is genital mutilation NOT inherently sexual?

>>173519293
I say that I hate trannies often but I don't even really mind them as long as they don't shove it down the throats of everyone else and, as you say, they've gone through with all of it. I firmly believe that society will treat you as what you look like (a girl, a boy, a fag, a retard, a Jew, etc). It's just offputting how he talks about how he doesn't want to get rid of his dick right after that.
He's dating someone else from /vg/station though so who's surprised

>>173519118
>>173519293
I don't get why they feel the need to call themselves girls in the first place.

Like, why can't they just embrace the idea that they're a guy who just likes to wear makeup and dresses?

>discordfags

>>173519673
I don't mind trannies, fags, whatever you want to be is fine. It's the mentioning it for no reason that makes me annoyed.

I don't enter a server to announce I'm white, straight, intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor so stop telling me about your life because I don't care.
>>173519750
It's because they have no personality of their own, they are taking being transexual as their personality rather than just being an interesting person people want to talk to because of their personality.

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Ohaiyo!

I'm Sera-chan, I'm a girly girl that plays ss13 (I have a boyfriend though and he's the best in the world). Just stopping by to say that yes I AM a girl and I DO play ss13. I play ss13 and happen to be a girl if you didn't know :)

sorry I did you like that Ricewind

>>173520384
(male)

thanks for letting me kill myself, chef
hope I was a good kebab

>borgs powertripping
What else is new?

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Rev Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Flash Like Nigga Press A Key Haha

>>173520419
I'll never love again.

>>173520551
you were implanted and I panicked. They said you got rekt on my ship and I had no chance. If I was the only one, it would have been the perfect cover but they fucked up and you died for it

are we all thinking of the same tranny? the admin?

>>173520689
>there's a tranny admin on /vg/

who

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>really got shift on the roid
>SMELELELLELELLE
>it was revs

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>chef
>cargo tech asks to see my gibber
>say sure, thinking he's going to kill and gib me
>starts stripping
>oh
>leave
>come back and play stupid when I see his meat and blood everywhere
>make custom food out of his meat
>people keep asking me what happened to Riley and pointing at the meat
>ask them what they mean
>no one can figure out how to explain they know its his meat IC or just don't care enough to investigate
>mfw

>>173520689

If you want to be a tranny, be a tranny. If you want to be gay, be gay.

I am personally of the ornithophiliac persuasion. Ree!

>>173520947
>no one can figure out how to explain they know its his meat IC
I've never thought about this before.
I'm tempted to make a Github issue requesting removal of that feature from the gibber.

>>173520689
Who? I've seen people claim there's a tranny admin but never say WHO it was

>>173520947
kek, I'm even surprised you let me in, was amusing to watch people's comments afterwards

>>173521040
Slippery slope to TG's identity system. How do you know the wizard's name?

>>173521060
There's a tranny admin on TG by the name of RemieRichards.

If they're talking about /vg/, then I don't know.

What happens when you try to connect to a server that has a panic bunker that rejects you? Do you get a connection closed error on the lobby screen, or do you just not connect at all?

>>173521105
How can we know the name of ANYONE not wearing an ID card if they're not on the manifest? How can we know the name of the vox traders? Or nuke ops?

These are very good questions with no good answer.

>>173521115
It depends.
I believe our panic bunker reroutes your connection to either TGstation or VOREstation.

>>173520689
It's ICE

>>173520689
Not me, I'm thinking of a player

>>173521289
it depends on the mood of whoever sets it up. sometimes it redirects to vore, sometimes it redirects to tg, or sometimes it just wont let you connect. the bunker is up right now and its just not allowing connections, no redirection or anything

>>173521387
I'm afraid the bunker button is too shit for anything like that. It doesn't even tell us it gets taken up or down, let alone give us the option of where people are re-directed to.

>>173521114
>RemieRichards.
I remember when somebody sprited a statue for a coder who had died 3 days before and Remie immediately replied that it should be a gender neutral statue instead

if I play a transsexual static and don't talk about it but write it in their medical notes is that okay?

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>>173521684
I got you senpai.

>>173521706
of course

>>173521706
I'll make fun of you for it IC because I do read medical notes but it's not like I play currently anyway.

>>173520947
People don't really care about named meat when you have access to the morgue.

>>173521756
holy fuck

>>173521779
You can check my medical records anytime strawberrychan

>>173521756
Why don't they just tell the tranny to piss off?
Is TG that cucked?

>>173521756
To be fair she has a point, servers should strive to be inclusive to all people so more people will want to come and play and code on their server. If they made it JUST a guy only guys would feel welcome so 50% of people will never even try a round.

Laser eyes should have some form of cooldown.

>>173524151
>If they made it JUST a guy
Excuse me, did you just assume that statue's gender?

Are we being raided by another server or by reddit or something?

Suddenly a lot of vocal shitters ingame, begging for admin gibsmedats and being cancerous as fuck

>>173524151
>having a statue in honor of an actual dead guy will make people unwelcome if they're not male
???

>>173524151
plot twist: it's actually a flat female

>>173524151
>50% of people
loving every lol
which meme statistic is that from
50% of all gamer are female?
50% of humans are female?
remember when it came out that playing a phone game like breakout or farmville counts as being a gamer
)))))))))

>>173524328
Sorry sweetie, I'll try to be more thoughtful in the future about my words!

>>173521756
>goofball
holy shit can't this guy fuck off for once in his fucking life?

>>173524328
>>173524493
>>173524524
>>173524541
it's bait

>>173524320
lol just powergame ablative and shotgun and 200u of chems for each damage type every round you unrobust fag

>>173524612
i KNOW MUM

>>173517728
Not personally. I've seen a chef do exactly that with the fryers though and it killed the guy who ate the food in about 5 seconds flat.

>>173524524
are there any flat waifus on /vg/?

>>173525404
I'm not a japanophile. I honestly have no idea

>>173525404
There's a bunch of waifus with not tits
Do you want one with no tits and a dick or?

>>173525404
Yeah, they're called husbandos and they're CUTE.

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>wizards murder the whole crew and everything is construct
>red text

How can wiznerds have 5 spells PLUS infintine lasergun and hulk?

>>173525824
They can't unless its a bug.

>>173525819
>muh greentext

>>173525824
you wouldn't understand how fun, fair, and balanced this game was if it smacked you in the face

>>173525819
I do not understand what you mean.
Nobody goes for objectives because objectives are retarded.

>>173525740
In my dreams I bully surfer girl over having a small chest

balance fix for mutate

cannot have blink along with mutate

>>173525819
>spend one spell point on apprentice contract
>choose the blink and mutate apprentice
>give your spellbook to the apprentice
>apprentice picks 4 other spells
Only way I can think of.

>joined with a streamer
link?

>>173526130
Just make the laser eyes of mutate take upgrade points to unlock.

>>173526201
what does this mean

>>173526257
Some guy was streaming, he and people watching the stream joined to grief.

>>173526218
Fucking this

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this is locker shooting pompadour man

say something nice about her

>>173526327
maybe this explains the guy that was saying lol and shit IC before making napalm and killing himself last night

>>173526448
>self shilling
Die

>>173526461
every fucking day I'll see someone saying lol, wtf, ikr, idk or fucking emotes and it triggers me so much
is it like this on TG? people just chatting like they are not IC and breaking RP all the time?

>>173523849
>strawberrychan
How dare you

>>173526461
>>173526768

Used to be that blatantly using speech like that made you valid. I still go out of my way to fuck with anyone like that.

>>173526913
do I ahelp it when someone does :-) or says LE MAO so admins can fuck with guy and catbeast him or some shit?

>>173527119
why wouldn't you?

>>173527119
>>173526913
it is literally against the rules

>>173514282
Are you still whining?

>>173526768
>>173527119
Ahelp it family of mine
It used to just be that they'd get told to quit it and maybe get some brain damage, but ever since we got several reviews about the game and an OneyNG video people have just kept fucking doing it so very often that the up-high told all admins to just start at warnings and take it from there.
I mean, we don't really demand much in the way of RP but come on, at least give it a minimum effort.

>>173527119
Yes. Same for if anyone tries to be sneaky about woodies got wood like playing it through a recorder into station bounded radios across all channels. Ahelp it and they'll tell them to cut that shit out or just straight up give them 10 million brain damage.

what about borgs
can they use emotes? because I saw some borg yesterday typing smiley face

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>>173513802
>coders are underage redditors
Remove PJB when?

>>173527612
ooc in ic

>>173527612
>>173527770
borgs should have a small screen on them so they can emote, the emote would should up on the screen

>>173527860
as a verb and a visible sprite change, not in text box

http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>""""""""""""""""""""""""prayermin"""""""""""""""""""""""" has been responsible for the last eight bans
reallly.....
makes.....
you.....
think.....

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Is it true?

>>173526183
Apprentices can't use spellbooks. It fails with a message like "You aren't adept enough to read this shit!"

You ever notice that all the people with ebin /pol/ ckeys or names are the ones that get banned the most?

>>173528105
archsunder isn't a prayermin

>>173528287
no, it's just that you pay more attention to their nicknames

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>>173528105
>mfw I just noticed I got job banned from antags
>mfw I do everything to avoid antags
thanks archsunder

>>173527502
>>173527532

>relying on admins

Nope. I do so as little as possible. Less work for them, more fun for me. I much prefer fucking with people like that. If they ahelp me, and an admin asks, then I'll explain myself. Only then.

Half of these bastards don't even know how to adminhelp, 25% knew they were wrong and deserved it and 10% just leave whenever they get fucked.

>>173528165
No idea then, 5 spells is the limit, and mutate takes one of those.

>>173528125

Pretty accurate. Would be better if there was a larger box around all of them that said 'insignificant' or 'garbage'.

>>173530546
What are you talking about?

I think you quoted the wrong person in your first post.

>>173528125
Reica is evil. Do not trust these lies

>>173530591
>my waifu
>garbage
don't say that about her!

>>173528125
Where would the rest of the dream team be?

>Caleigh Stall
>Naomi Williams
>Alice Conrad

>>173530821
>Alice
>dream team material

>>173530306
>If they ahelp me, and an admin asks, then I'll explain myself
I dunno about everyone else but I don't think I'd even bother if it was just "help he bully me"
If it fucked with his round (relative to escalation proportional to how much he fucked with yours etc etc) I'd probably let it slide anyway desu. Probably had it coming and all

>seeking to be culted/rev'd isn't bannable

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Help it's page 9

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>forced anti-aliasing on the Beta branch
But why?

>>173533883
Come again?

>>173533168
fuck off validhunter, some people just want to RP and not seek valids everywhere they can

>>173533883
Click "icons" and set it to the one after "stretch to fit."

>>173514441
You can take reagents OUT of the microwave with a dropper (or baster), you can get a dropper from the botany fertilizer vendor

You can cook a chococoin and use it in the kitchen vendor to get the baster

You can alt click tables to see under them and kill mice

You can throw your kitchen knife to damage mice (3 hits) or butcher cleaver (1 hit)

Your cleavers and knives fit on your suit slot when wearing your chef uniform

If you upgrade your microwave it takes out 75% of the cook time which is NUTS and also lets you confirm your recipe is correct

Vox food is all really strong trade for ingredients if you can

Best harmless prank food is anything with coldsauce (from ice peppers), if people eat slowly it won't harm them but if they eat fast they'll get hypothermia and fall asleep

You can get extra meat out of humans if you butcher them before using the gibber on them (2 extra)

You can butcher (or meat spike) diona for leafy meat which can be used in generic meat recipes or used for veggie burgers

The exotic condiment crate has a very small chance to contain special sauce

The trophy meat crate sometimes has random food items in it (like a soup or something) -- if it's not a meat and it's in the meat crate, it's definitely mimic meat. You can force it to change into something else by injecting blood (get a syringe from the botany fertilizer vendor)

Tear Reality checking 5 x 5 when

3 x 3 has caused way to many cult rounds to end through no real fault of the cult, because its really fucking hard to position people AND get them to sit still for more than a few seconds in a 3 x 3 when by that point theres most likely people coming to fight them.

3 x 3 is the end boss of ss13

>>173533987
If you would RP you would not stand still while you see this guy flashing everyone around you

>>173527087
ban

>>173530648
MY bad, was trying to figure out what >>173525824
said

>>173535716
GIT GUD

>>173535127
>You can use a baster to get reagents out of a microwave
HOLY FUCK

>>173535716
What if tear reality required 9 cultists each to stand on their own rune and cast, but the runes could be anywhere?

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>>173535740
That paniced scramble to interupt the summoning sec charging in and dying in droves just to delay for the ultimate slime bomb and the two non converted roboticists purging the escape shuttle of cult scum GREAT REMOVAL FRIENDS.

>>173536007
I dunno if more stealth is what cult needs

Chaka I'm sorry. I tried to get you to forgive me but I couldn't do it.

>>173536007
too strong. the grouping together is what gives people a chance to stop them.

3 x 3 gives them TOO much time though. because i've seen cults take 5+minutes trying to organize that shit. its insanity

>>173528125
Why is Surfer true neutral?

Why is Reica good?

>Be QM
>Get comfy taking new Cargo Techs under my wing
>Cargonia is going great
>Accidentally set everyone on fire
C'est la vie

>>173536037
I mean. cult isnt even the most stealthy antag around. it has stuff giving itself away and no starter syndicate items like other antags. they have to prepare, they have to actively participate to convert or sacrifice

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>>173524151
> SHE

>>173536183
What if the rune itself were 3x3, making it easier to identify and allowing people on the edges to click then?

>>173536393
that would help to. basically anything over what there is currently. its just too easy for one retard to fuck everything up

>Be assistant
>wander into the bridge
>stuck
>not robust enough to escape
>check comm terminal
>it's still logged in
>call shuttle to attract attention
>borg comes and lets me out
>no one recalls

Welp, sorry guys

>>173537045
you did the right thing lad

>>173536007
Cults would be defeated by shitter cultists who don't wanna summon narnar.

Already you basically have to stun people and drag them to the circle to get them to actually participate.

When using the shotgun with lethal ammo, do you target the head or a hand for internal bleeding?

>>173537589
torso is the most devastating I think

>>173536252
The actual fire started because there was welding fuel on the floor all over the place I believe.

It took some time too, I wasn't sure why my health was dropping till I got the message that my face was melting off. If you had given some CPR while in the escape pod I might even have lived.

I hope that complete newbie was alright, he didn't even know about having to eat food.

>>173537589
Target literally anywhere

>80% of people playing these days dont even know who SJ_Benster is

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>>173524151
>she

>>173537991
>posting an australian 16 year old boy

>>173537950
>tfw sj will never be your boyfriend
how do i deal with this /ss13g/?

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>Asimov AI in a raging mages round

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>>173539229
got to watch this as ai once, ai is hell

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>>173539418
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOMINATION

>>173539418
Got to watch something like this as CE, but the engineer was at the place of that packed antimatter part

>>173513802
Of all the things I could spend $15 on, what makes you think I would spend it on a rape simulator?

>>173541237
why pay for rape when I can go out and get some for free

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>>173539418

>when the AI is malf, but you make sure to be thorough with your assistant valids
only sec players will understand

I don't understand pressure icon
is red/orange worse than black pressure alert?

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>random ass EMP got the borgs at science

>>173543574
black means it's too low pressured
orange and red means it's extremely pressurized
save low pressure levels is around 90 or 80 KPA, no idea how high it can go without damaging you

>>173543574
I'm pretty sure black is dangerously low pressure and red is dangerously high pressure.

>>173543469
>Not valuing AI valids way higher than any Assistant valids you can get

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>>173539418
Is it autism time?

>>173543778
>tfw your real name is brooks

>>173543815
The flaw in this setup are the filters.
You separated a part of the coolant in the pipes(the one left of the filter) from the cooling, so it is not being cooled.
Not that it matters with all that HE, but I noticed

>>173543815
>can't even get 50MW
>that cooling setup that is completely unneeded with what you are doing
You have got many things but autism ain't one of them.

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>>173521756
I scoured my image folders for twenty minutes to try and find an image that could express my disgust. I have GBs of images and nothing could properly show my disgust. Words can't even express my disgust.

The /ss13g/ card game has 2 types of card

Player cards: Each card is based off a specific player or group of players, these cards carry two values. (You)'s and Deflection, the cards use their (You)'s to attack another player cards deflection card value, one (You) reduces their deflection by one. (You)'s do not have to be all targeted to one player card, they can be split to multiple cards at once with each being hit for one (You). When a player cards deflection rating reaches 0 it is moved to the banned pile of that player.

Event cards: These cards usually take effect instantly and each do something different. They are based off events in /ss13g/ history. An example would be "Nuke 'em Nuke" which reduces all player cards in the "metaclub" catergory's deflection rating by 4 but increases their (You) value by 4, most event cards will carry a risk/reward opportunity that allows for a smart player to come out ahead whilst less strategic players dont reach their full potential.


The player or the face has a deflection rating of 20 and can only be hit by player cards' (you)'s when their field is free of player cards. You may not hit the face on your first two turns.

Every turn you draw 1 card, some event cards will let you draw more.

Every turn begins with a drawing of a card, you then place up to two cards, after that you designate where your player cards' (You) values are attacking and then you end your turn so the next person can have theirs.

It is a two player game, you decide who goes first with a coin flip.

There will be no min or maximum amount of cards in your deck, experiment and find what works best for your deck.

card packs of 10 will be available at cargo for 50 credits

every admin, every coder and most known ckeys will have their own cards aiming for a card pool of at least 50


Suggest event cards

>>173544343
Why ckeys instead of statics?

>>173543469
tbf if it weren't for the fake emag i would have thought something was up, especially after the borg refused to stay put
then i tazed my nuts off like an idiot because i'm the least robust man on the station
live and learn

>>173544343
Event card: Meteors
flip a coin and call it. if you called correctly, the enemy's player cards on the field are destroyed, if called incorrectly destroy your player cards on the field

>>173544496
Wouldn't work with statics, it's based on shitposting and drama. plus it would look like self shilling if it was with statics.
>>173544343
Double Jeopardy: Turns all "metaclub" player cards' values on the field into 8 (You) 1 Deflection

This card served as the rallying cry of the metaclub in protest against the banning of carshalash for metacommunications. A heavy hitting attack but after examination over time the argument falls apart.

Ivory Tower: Bolsters all coder player cards on the field with an extra 4 defence

Sneaky coders can't be stopped

Serb???: All player cards on the field are destroyed. This automatically ends your turn.

>>173544343
Viral outbreak
sacrifice one of your player cards and choose two enemy player cards. these two cards are infected with gibbingtons. these cards are destroyed after four turns

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>>173544343
Hopcurity: +1 for every "valid" card in in the field. If you control no captain-access card you can't secure your disk card.

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>>173543815

the ss13g card game will almost be as good as the ss13g visual novel

>>173543778
((Surfer Brooks))
lol, so trash that you need to shill yourself.
>isreal

>>173546275
but will it be as good as the ss13g line of onaholes?

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>>173543815
Comfy autism > power autism

>>173546475
Surfer Girl is NOT a jew!

>>173546728

Wow! Look at the multitudes enjoying that all that comfort.

>>173546728
>the screenshot where i wasn't present and was getting my liver replaced
:(

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>>173546728

>>173546921
that round was comfy as fuck, engineering as all together.
I miss those rounds

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>>173546805
>((Surfer Brooks))
>anything but a kosher Jew trying to sneak into the secret admin kabal

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>>173546921

stop posting about the game, start posting about the card game

>>173544343
Overmind Field, roll a d6, if 5 or 6 spawn a blob overmind for each player, otherwise spawn a node.
An overmind has 4 (You) and 4 (Deflection), increasing both by 1 on that players turn.
A node has 1 (You) and 3 (Deflection)

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>>173543815
Well I guess at least it's stable I guess.

>>173547045
lol wait really? He's juden?

>>173546818
>>173546868
>only engineer bud drank himself to death
Is this what engineering has come to?

>>173547097
It's sad you will only ever get this by admin bus.
On highpop shit hits the fan before the xenoarch can dig one up.
On lowpop there is noone to set the thing up

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>>173547676

how was distro flooded

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>>173543815
>SME
>Not using 9 shards

>>173547969
The plasma outlet valve was turned on

>>173547995
Shokoban.jpg

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>>173547995

>>173547969
He wanted easymode greentext
His target was one of the few survivors though

>>173547969
Git gud

>>173547969
CE here. I believe he filled a tank with massive amounts of cold plasma in space and opened it. I didn't find an open valve other than the N2O, but did find a cooling rig in space. There wasn't a lot of plasma in the distro and it scrubbed quickly. I think it was a canister.

Man it's been a minute since I've played. Don't know why. And I recognized DrCelts' name from when (I'm assuming he was drunk) just kept playing La Marseillaise over the server.


Super shit about that TG stuff as well. Wanting to be vague about someone they're trying to respect in particular. Oh well.

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>>173548261
DO IT

>>173550507
>a minute
Did you mean something else?

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Give me your dankest celt insults.

What ever happened to celt?

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>>173552558
I know there's more to this picture but I don't have it
I wish I did

>>173552775
He messed with me. He's now at the bottom of a lake

:^)

>>173552775
He wakes up every morning and drinks 30 pints, sucks a cock, bombs a car, doesn't eat a potato and then he goes to bed.

>>173553446
>and then he goes to bed.
Still in the morning?

What's list typical uptime?

>>173553560
He's just had 30 pints, man, no wonder he's sleeping again

>>173539418
I was looking at this image for a while until I realize
>MercyFaust
Oh wow that brings back memories. I can't believe anyone remembered my engineering hyjinks and fuck ups.
I ain't even mad, I'm just surprised it's been a couple of months since I played that character.

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>not a single comfy ling/vamp round
>everything is wizards or people going loud
>plasma floods and rouge borgs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_YGYq0vSco

B L A S M A
:--------------------------D

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BORGS SHOULD HAVE WRENCHES.

>>173554105
they do

>>173554105
standard borg god tier
stun prod + wrench

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>>173554105
>that mediborg cucked by a table

>>173554062
but then we get mowed down

>>173554256
I knew we should've taken a pod

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>>173554256
>Tell the totem pole of silicon nightmares that I have no guns
>tase and kill them ten seconds later

Why does the firebird move at normal walk speed? Shouldn't it be faster considering that it's a fucking car? It already gets cucked in maint.

>>173554354
It's extremely fast are you dumb

>>173554327

i wanted to end the borgs terror but i didn't know that kolton was a traitor

>>173551828
Well by that I meant a long time. Well probably a few months. I really don't know.

I don't know where I picked it up but I know other people use "a minute" like that.

>>173554410
It has the same speed as a janicart.

>>173554430
I don't see how going to the shuttle where all of them are ready to kill us is supposed to stop them, but whatever. We went out with glory and that's all that matters.

>>173554517
no it's faster

>>173552558
Celt is a cock sucking, haggis eating, twink loving, bucktoothed, redheaded, deadline missing, ping spamming, server crashing, snowmap making irish potato nigger.

Good enough?

>>173554751
HAGGIS IS SCOTLAND YOU FUCKING IDIOT. MAKE FUN OF THE POTATO NIGGER PROPERLY OR DON'T AT ALL

>>173554751
Am I twink enough for him to love?

>>173554938
He went to scotland to get fucked by old kilt wearing bagpipe blowers so he ate some haggis, get with the lore.

>>173555059
No you faggot he went to canada because that's the land of the soft cocked faggots, scotland is a part of the UK. Celt would never be in the UK you fucking fanfic tier faggot nigger.

>>173554938
fine, laverbread then

>>173555194
Celt literally lived in N.Ireland, part of the UK

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>>173552558
Londonderry

>>173555194
If you seriously think celt never went to scotland to get fucked by kilt wearing old men before hitting the twink town in trudeau land, you are stupid as fuck anon. Also what >>173555295 said

>>173555425
>Ireland forgets how to farm
>"I bet England did this!"

>>173555735
http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

>>173555425
>Ask celt why ireland didn't just fish if they couldn't get potat
>He freezes up

Every tim I use lose my shit.

>>173556065
They DID fish. Ate lots of seaweed, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxLvQhmY95Q

But they had too many people for how many food sources were available.

So here's a legit question. It came up in the discord before, but would people be interested in a new power for malf AI's that allowed them to tear their core free from the floor and drive it around as a mech, complete with a minigun as a weapons system for dealing with the final pockets of resistance?

It'd look something a bit like this: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/b/b4/MASTERMIND_SPIDER.png/revision/latest?cb=20160528031639

And would play a global sound like this upon being triggered, as well as instantly delta-ing with whatever resources you have right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDC6hkKJC6o

Is this something you guys would be interested in?

>>173556925
I'm not even going to dignify the rest of your post with a response, but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU USING THE NEW MASTERMIND FOR
USE THE OLD SPRITE YOU FUCKING SHITLORD

>>173556925
Personally, no. I don't think mobility when everyone is hunting to kill the AI before delta reaches 0 is what the gamemode is missing.

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>>173556925
>Hey senpai, you kbow that stupid busted gun with a fuckton of ammo and that knockd people down on hit, relegated only to nuke ops due to being so powerfull
>yknow how AI malfs are already stupid strong and have unstunnable borgs that can easily stop any real threats easily?
>you also know how the AI being immobile is a big deal and how the rush to get to the core is both a staple and s good mechanic of the gamemode?
>well fuck all that shit, go murderbone with a minigun that popped out of thin air

My disgust knows no bounds, this is TG tier balacong and feature reauesting, literaly just a murderboning tool for a imobile AI meant to use electrical shit to its advantage. Doesnt even make sense, its a AI core, it doesnt even have weaponry atached to it.

>>173557412

Nukeops get a minigun? When the hell did this happen?! I was thinking of it as a mech module for the mobile core rather than an infantry weapon.

>>173557606
Ages ago. It's fucking shit.

>>173556925
No.

>>173557679
It looks like shit. Why is it baby blue?

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>>173557606
The fact you dont even know the game enough to know shit like nuke op exclusive uplink items makes you lose so much more credibility anon.

Your idea isnt just bad, its awfull. Thorougly repugnant, absolutely abysmal, logic breaking and design breaching, alongside being one of the biggest sins out there, buffing sillicons in amy way, shape or form. Silicon maind will write text walls upon text walls about how them being unstunnable, zas proof and unslippable machones afected only the the rarest form of damage is perfext and how they totaly arent bullshit. Borgs are busted, just enough that people can beat them, but go any further and you just go into colonial marines tier balancing. Ai core does not fucking move fron its bunker, AI core will not materialize a gun, the AI will not magically sprout a fucking mech module to walk around and a AI will not get a tool to hunt for fucking valids. If you arent from yog, hippie or TG, I urge you to leave this place and go there.

>>173558195
Duck game reference. Also the ricochet rifle.

>>173558570

Y'know, taking the time to spellcheck your rant before hitting the post button might actually give some weight to those strong words you're throwing around.

Also, if I'm anon, do I give a damn about "being credible"?

>That validhunter shaft miner at arrivals

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>It's another "Shitcurty shoots everyone in the halls that move" episode
>It's another "Shitcurity tunnel visions so hard for valids that they don't even read the chat" episode
>this isn't going to be the last rerun of this shit
when the fuck do we get a whitelist for this shit so retards stop playing it and getting away with everything they can think of?

>>173556925
If that got in, explain why people wouldn't just reinforce the core, brute force all the APCs for time reduction then sit in place sniping people who try to enter.

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>>173558993
>whitelisting a job that no one plays
pic related, you.

>>173558797
Parsable is parsable. Pull your head out of your ass.

>do I give a damn about "being credible"?
You're trying to persuade people that your idea is good, no?
Kind of hard to do that if it's clear that you haven't thought it through.

>>173558797
Phone, cant be assed, and credibility=/=reputation, you can be taken seriously as a anon but start saying stupid shit and you are taken much less seriously, though your reputation stays the same. If even as a anon, you arent credible or in any way someone people can look and say "he seems reasonable/he seems like he knows what he is talking about", you will be mocked and ignored, even as a anon credibility matters, and you lost all of it by suggesting avsolutely awfull ideas. Congratulations.

>>173558993
>It's another "shitter that doesn't know how security works complains in the thread" post

>>173559138

Except I'm anon. I could be anyone, and you can't tell me apart from anyone else in here except when I talk about this. It's hard to take someone seriously, or not, when they could be anyone in a faceless crowd.

>>173559115
That's a very good point. There's a few options, but they'd need developing.

how come every time I scroll down /vg/ this is the only thread that manages to make 240+ posts complaining every time a new one is made?

>>173559419
because all we do is complain about the code and complain about waifus and make posts complaining about posts that state that people are complaining.

>>173559419
because most people who play [Insert Job Here] are terrible at it, so we shitpost at them until they git gud

>>173558993
>whitelisting an entire department that gets maybe 2 players in a 50 player shift

>>173559338
I feel the concept is going against everything established about AIs. They're supposed to be stationary, with very little direct confrontational tools, which is balanced by how powerful they are at indirectly removing threats, with door shocking, gassing etc. If you want an example of why a mobile core wouldn't work, look at what happens every time Yred was malf and teleported themselves off station.

>>173558993

Fuck yourself, Kharkov72. Here's what happened with you:

>Kolton Hunt = rev
>Kolton Hunt gets implicated by someone
>Kolton Hunt gets searched
>Kolton Hunt has 2 stun batons and 3 assemblies that only need a battery to become a baton
>Kolton Hunt gets brigged
>Kolton Hunt cries shitcurity forever and ever, because he's a special snowflake

You were a rev, you got caught. Get over it.

Coincidentally, the heads survived and there was actually a struggle for victory. Most rev rounds end with revs either being completely inept (revstended), or revs winning easily (usually the case).

>>173558993
I was a security officer and I did none of that.

>>173559909

It was even code blue.

>>173559909
t. Curver's damage control

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>>173559338
>hey nigger, you said a bunch of bullshit and nobofy takes you seriously
>why does it matter, im anonymous
>even if anonymous, if you have shown to be a idiot, people will ignore or laugh at your bullshit
>but Im anonymous, that doesnt affect me, it does only Im blatantly obvious and when I post related to a subject I created

Anon, please, as if your idea wasnt trash already, you have to make yourself look like more of a idiot by saying redundant and obvious shit to anyone who has been in 4chan for more than a day. Of course the guy that replied about subject x only he brought up, with the same typing style, vocabary and posting intervals is the same guy that started the topic, just because it takes you a few more seconds to identify doesnt mean you still lost credibility, harder to apply but you still did, especialy whenever you speak about this subject since if you do, you are easy to identify. Your ideas go dirrectly against basic AI design, go and submit the idea hippie so coders can make a mockery of it but vg has standards.

>>173559753

That's fair, but then, the point is that they're suddenly a very different type of threat that has to be dealt with differently.

In exchange, they'd only be about as tough as a gygax, maybe only a ripley, and they'd have an automatic weapon that's ballistic. (I didn't actually know the minigun was a thing, I meant a mech mounted weapon in general and picked a minigun because it seemed fitting for a vehicle mounted thing.)

So, as soon as you get over the "HOLY SHIT" factor, it becomes clear they're actually not that tough and can be dealt with in a faaaaaairly straightfoward manner.

That make a bit more sense, or would you still think that even if they fall flat if they can't intimidate, it isn't fitting for them?

>>173560035

Pathetic. You're an antag, get caught and you cannot stop crying entire rivers because you messed up.

>>173560070

Except that as soon as I stop talking about it and go on with my day, you lose any idea of who I am, and there's no lasting consequences for me.

>>173560260
Ohh I hope you don't deadmin request me for hurting your fee fees :^)

>>173557412
Idea
>can only use it if you have at least two borgs
>one of the borgs handles movement, the other fires the gun, and the AI still controls doors and whatnot

>[17:28:07]ADMIN: HELP: Kharkov72/(Kolton Hunt): I've been a naughty boy and I need you to DROP THE REV ON ME KAMMER - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
what did he mean by this?

>>173560260
You will bring it up again soon to get more feedback, be real, you will be as obvious as ever and still a idiot nobody should take seriously.
>>173560339
Breaking almost every rule of design so long as it has a stipulation that would actually be much worse for the AI sucess rate is both stupid and counterproductive to your attempt to balance it,not to mention it being too hard to code for most people. Inpressive, you fully managed to make the already awfull idea both much worse, less practical and much less likely to even be coded.

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>>173560198
>Implying I care the least
I dont give two shits about being caught, im just insulted that you could blatantly ignore everything a random assistant says when there are confirmed antags roaming the halls and shit is exploding
You could have implanted him, you could have kept him cuffed and brought him to medbay before his collapsed lungs killed him, you could have just instantly dropped him in a pod and stopped caring so he could eventually fuck off to medbay, but instead you strip the dying guy naked in a breached brig and leave him with no way to get out and not die, which is just retarded

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>>173560870

Well I mean you've got me there, I'll probably retreat for now and try to make an idea more acceptable in the hope it can one day be implemented as a fun, interesting, positive thing.

Not sure why I'm the villain for doing that...

>>173560870
Why are you so hostile bro?

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>>173561020
>you didn't die and were put into an escape pod, alive
>you, the 'random assistant', were an antag and I was allowed to execute you by the remaining heads. I did not. So, where does your 'validhunting' whining apply here?
>little miss snowflake was put in a safe cell with air (yes, that was you) - the only safe spot in security. This was after I stripped you of your crowbar. Yes, the time that it took to do that popped one of your lungs (boo hoo). I even kept you alive through two separate sec explosions.

I did nothing wrong. I beg of you: make a ban request, so everyone can point and laugh at your utter stupidity.

>[10:42:03]ADMIN: Kavlax/(Salvador Hegarty) Turned the panic bunker off
RUN

>pretty serious exam in two days
>haven't studied at all because I'm stuck playing space

>>173561361

Correction: I even dragged your sorry ass to the main escape shuttle.

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>...
Anon, let ne be frank and honest, your idea blows on a concept level, it doesnt matter how much you sacrifice of the original concept or how much you deviste from the ideal form you believe it should have so its aceptable, its just purely shit in terms of aplication, setting, design regarding AIs and balance. You arent evil or a bad guy, you are just stupid and think your idea is good even when people.have already told you how its a awfull idea to begin with in almost every aspect. Yeah, you can ignore people saying how its dirrectly agaisnt basec gameplay design of silicons, but you know you shouldnt, you act stubborn and think your idea is great when it really, really isnt and keep going when you should have stopped after people dissected your idea and told you how shit it is. Everyone makes mistakes anon, its fine, just dont go ahead and be stuborn, refusing to admit you made a mistake.

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>>173561020
>>173558993

ass handed to you, crybabby. not surprised

>>173561671

Dat's some disingenuous arguing you're doing there. If you could spell 'em right they might even carry some meaning.

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>practically non-existent antag roll
>higher chance of being a murder objective target
>coworkers likely to be self-shilling waifu faggots if they exist at all
>subpar equipment compared to multiple heavily powercreeped departments on the station
>departments that are allowed to flagrantly powergame and horde weapons of mass destruction every round with no admin intervention
>c*ders still wonder why nobody plays security

>>173558993

Only greytide and shitters whine like this. You know why? Because everyone with a legitimate grievance ahelps and gets shitters banned. Oh, what? That doesn't happen half as often as you're claiming? Oh, hey! What do you know? Maybe you're just a shitter!

[krahy-bey-bee]
noun, plural crybabies.
1.
a person, especially a child, who cries readily for very little reason.
2.
a person who complains too much, usually in a whining manner.
verb (used without object), crybabied, crybabying.
3.
Also, cry-baby. to cry or complain easily or often.

Origin of crybaby
1850-1855
An Americanism dating back to 1850-55; cry + baby

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Contemporary Examples

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What a crybaby you must think me, she said presently, in a limp voice.
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>>173561361
>>173561750
>(You)ing your own post
>implying a ban request from an antag can even exist for more than five minutes
>implying shooting the random assistang roaming the halls and stopping to say hi isnt validhunting instead of just asking for a search
>keeping someone alive through explosions consists of getting lucky and not being in the explosions
Curver, pretending you did that well isnt a healthy state of mind

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>>173561880
Please, do deflect the easily understood mensage because it has slight errors in typing, wouldnt expect anything else from someone who wants valids so hard as a fucking AI he tried to inplement a walking function with a nonsensical minigun to literaly scout ever corner of maint looking for them.

Should I be using the latest beta? the ops were naked when wearing their suits

CYKA

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>>173562185

Implying I'm both.

Ban requests for antags can exist, but not in your case. It was so clear you were a rev. Not sure why I bothered to even save you. You haven't even bothered to claim that it wasn't clear that you were a rev. You know it was.

>>173560339
better idea. once this is used, the countdown is halted, the station is converted into a hellish arena, and everyone gets a fully loaded shotgun and chainsaw, and has their speed var doubled.

>>173562754
>russian greyshit causes station to get nuked by stealing the spare
like pottery

>>173561372
Kavlax doesn't have +PERMISSIONS and can't save the bunker setting to file. It'll only be for that round

Something like that might work as a new game mode though.

Gremlins building mecha-gremlins as an end-game.

>>173562904
if you steal the spare as a non-antag, at least have the common decency to secure the disk.

>>173562904
He actually took down one of the ops, so I'll cut him some slack

>>173560102
You're forgetting that the AI isn't stopped from using any of its arsenal besides the gun, nothing is stopping it from plasmaflooding, singuloosing and the rest, its one thing to kill a big scary thing with a gun, its entirely another when said big scary also has sabotaged all electronics, atmos and has an army of borgs to defend it.

>>173560851
>[17:29:37]ADMIN: DirectNarrate: Kammerjunk/(Mute Point) to (Kolton Hunt/Kharkov72): <span class='warning'><BIG><B>You have been banned by kammerjunk.<br>Reason: I have been FLOODED with complaints about you in a VERY short amount of time. Complaints and evidence that points to you intentionally spreading drama and misinformation by you. You make EVERYONE uncomfortable EVERYWHERE you go, literally for the sake of DOING IT, and it's progressed to the point now where I can comfortably say you're about as detrimental to this community as Sarca is and still attempts to be, and I have no doubt you will CONTINUE to do so after I apply this ban. Lifting Celt's ban on you was clearly not in the best interests of this community. I apply this ban not for your own sake, this time, but literally EVERYONE ELSE'S. Because we had to take your forum account away from you due to your need to endlessly screech and gibber baseless drama everywhere, you are not allowed to even set foot on the forum let alone appeal it without getting permission from Aurx. Honestly just play SS13 somewhere else now.</B></BIG><br>This is a permanent ban.</span>
what did she mean by this?

>>173563067
if you steal the spare you should be acting cap, so securing the disk is your fucking job

>>173563202
>army
Anon, you presumably wouldn't be able to use an autoborger with this. It'd be 2 (two) borgs.

>>173563202
What if you made it so it could only interact with machines in the room that it is in