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What the heck am I watching? edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>things MEG's vetrafags say:
https://pastebin.com/C6XaDn3n

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Previously on /meg/: >>173277439
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First for Scott and Sara living happily ever after
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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS
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Vetra is queen
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Female Quarians are the best waifus
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>>173300619
Yes, with their respective alien lovers.
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Sloane or Reyes
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Say something nice about best girl in the franchise!
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>>173300624
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>>173300687
>tfw we will never get another Liara
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>>173300687
but thats not aria anon
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>>173300687
she would still be alive if she survived the reaper war
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Return of cut skills when.
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>>173300625
but there are none so vetra is best
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>>173300783
/thread
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>>173300680
Sloane
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>>173300867
but she's bad, unless she somehow turns around?
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>>173300724
I like the her cheek flaps
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>>173300757
>tfw this is the closest we'll ever get to breaking Omega's one rule
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>>173300625
my favorite part is that they are part stock photo
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>>173300657
Their alien lovers come and go, but Scott and Sara always stay by each other's sides!
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>>173300932
>that little look she gives after the kiss
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>>173300919
Then pick Reyes.
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Fuck waifu shit.
It's time to answer the most important question of our time.
Who is Andromedas Blast Hardcheese?
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>>173301001
Only until the next alien lovers show up, of course. Then they're done with sibling bonding and it's right back to exciting romantic entanglements.
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>>173301082
but he's a scheming plotting fox
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>>173301086
More importantly:

Who is Pump Fist-Iron?
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Anybody know how to get rid of the fucking input lag? Multiplayer is fucking unbearable
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>>173300746
Thank Christ, she was the worst character from the OT.
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>>173301179
You're the worst character from this thread.
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>>173301179
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Vetra: Voluses aren't people and should be gassed, please ryder cum into me and give me some blond haired hurian kids

HOW DOES BIOWARE ALLOW THIS
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>>173301130
IF you're nice to him and flirt on occasion he opens up to you as a good guy
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>>173301179
Take back that insult or I'll take your tongue, cretin.
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>>173301179
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>>173301253
but that's just a facade to honeypot the fags
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>>173301256
>>173301272
>>173301229
>>173301216

Jacob was more interesting and better written than Liara ever could be.
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>>173301229
Worst character is gross hyperbole, but he's not entirely wrong. She's pretty shit-tier.
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Can Male Ryder bang the cute pilot girl yes or no?
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>>173301252
turayran waifus= best waifus
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>>173301283
Stop being paranoid

>>173301360
No
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>>173301252
please let this be a thing
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>>173301324
>>173301336
git out
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>>173301360
Suvi's pussy is a penis-free zone
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>>173301360
no she's a lesbian
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>>173301360
>cute pilot girl
There isn't a character that matches that description. Kallo's male.
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>>173301360
You mean like, can he slap her?
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>>173301360
The only man Suvi lets in to her heart is God
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>angaran diplomat gives me shit for setting up a military outpost
well maybe if you oversensitive purple fucktards had a half-capable military i wouldn't have to
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>>173301390
>>173301409
>>173301417
Can I bang the asari doctor?
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>>173301460
KROGAN COCK
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>>173301460
Nope
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>>173301460
Are you a Krogan?
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>>173301460
Are you a Krogan?
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>>173301460
Are you a krogan?
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>ywn dissect animals with your qt purple neet bf
jdimsa
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>>173301409
>religious lesbian
Bravo, Bioware.
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>>173301460
>>173301470
>>173301473
>>173301484
>>173301491
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>>173301460
yes, only if you never flirt with another character though
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>>173301484
>>173301491
>>173301505
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>>173301470
>>173301473
>>173301484
Ok so is this what they mean by patching male Ryder romances. Like are we getting more options? I refuse to fuck the ogre asari and Cora is just so bland.
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Sup fags I'm back for more self inflicted torture

>>173300521
>>173300623
>>173300624
>>173300687
>>173300724
>>173300925
>>173300932
>>173301252
>>173301367
Good to see the cancer is still alive and thriving turaryan?!?!
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>It has been five years
>Still no cutting of ME3 clips using MST3k's Space Mutiny
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Imagine if MEA2 somehow gets made and has minimal references to the first with no mention of the MEA squad
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>>173301565
Nope. Just adding some stuff to the gay options only
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>>173301574
I assumed you had been banned for being such a colossal faggot.
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>>173301565
They're only focusing on the gay options for Scott and they're making "improvements," whatever that means. Probably giving Gil more attention if anything.
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It kind of bothers me that there are no real OPERATOR ex-military squadmates. Drack sort of counts but a Krogan Merc isn't really a subtle soldier, and Liam is far too ex-cop. Cora is just a whiny Asariboo that, despite being MUH HUNTRESS, far from acts like a Commando should.

An ex-mil Pathfinder would be far more comfortable working with other military types than the hodgepodge group that Bioware threw together. Where's my Asari Commando waifu?
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>>173301565
Male Ryder's male romances, friendo.

I hope you like gay space alistair or greasy conniving smuggler man.
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>>173301367
I went from wanting Tali (space jew) to wanting a nazi turian
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>>173301586
Incredibly disappointed
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>>173301515
It's probably for the best, I'm pretty squeamish when it comes to dead animals.
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>>173300932
>reading youtube reactions to "aria prefers girls" video
>so many salty dudebros denying it

>Upon further examination, it was actually MaleShep who backed his head away from the kiss at 0:13 otherwise Aria would've kept going like she did with the more submissive FemShep.
>You're right. And I like how Male Shep wasn't submissive to Aria, cause it shows that he's the dominant one. And It's not that he didn't like the kiss, I mean he smiled after. So, Aria doesn't prefer girls. Bitch.
>I feel it's the difference in Shepards, not Aria's preference. While fem Shep seems to just stand there and take it, it's Male Shep who pulls away. His body language has got "Really dude?" written all over it.

okay lmao
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>>173301586
>somehow
Hope you don't work in any business related field.
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>>173301565
GAY Scotts are getting romance improvements.
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>>173301586
If they were going to do that, it'd be better to just do a hard reboot so we could go back to the Milky Way.
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>>173301617
>>173301654
Wow this sucks. Who the fuck can I romance other than Cora PeeBee and Vetra as Male Ryder?
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>>173300623
Is this still literally the only quality Scott/Vetra pic?
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>>173301779
You can kiss that one angara at the museum on Aya.
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>>173301779
the asari reporter and the angaran musuem chick
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>>173301779
That's it, but you can have a fling with an Asari reporter and an Angara archaeologist.
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>>173301779
A couple nobodies.
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>>173301636
actually it was politics that got me off being insufferable is not a banable offense
I've learned my lesson though and will only piss off waifufags and keep [spoilers]politics where it belongs
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>>173301763
They should just make the Destroy ending the canon one, but without the stupid shit like all geth/ai getting fried. Too bad for the people who chose the hippie or control endings.
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>>173301252
You're doing it wrong anon, her hatred is aimed exclusively at the squid parasites.
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>>173301739
it is the same animation, why dykes are so defensive about this
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>>173301887
>They should just take the destroy ending, but ignore the ending too.
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>>173301857
Nobody cares about you enough to get pissed.
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>>173301820
>>173301836
>>173301847
>>173301848
Its hard out here for a cis. Andromeda showing us straight males no love. Well very limited love.
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>>173301252
eh, 4/10 not that creative

>Vetra: "Hey, Ryder, thanks for picking out that old German struggle book from the nexus archives for me. I've been looking into who exactly were getting unthawed each time you used your AVP and I notice something. On some batches that you release, mainly human merchant batches, the credit value inflated a bit. So I looked into it, almost all of the humans had the surname "Something-stein" or "Horowitz" and the sort. You know I still have some favors that Sid didn't already called in, I can get rid of the undesirables for you and make it look like an accident"
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I want to kill Vetra so badly.
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>>173301565
Not wanting the best girl.
what are you doing anonm
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>>173301905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CQjrDGxWnU

get your eyes checked
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>there are people who think Reyes won't sell Ryder out the split second something better comes along
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>>173301940
yes !
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>>173301937
>Its hard out here for a cis. Andromeda showing us straight males no love.
Only if you have shit taste.
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>>173301574
>calls something he doesn't like cancer
>avatarfags
W E W
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>>173301937
Cora and Peebee got the best sex scenes.
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>>173301816
make commission more
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>>173301887

No.
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>>173301940
No anon, thats not how you make love
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>>173301937
>not liking your available variety of weeabloo, jurassic park and a swamp
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>if you 100% all planets you go back to Habitat-7 and it's renamed Ryder-1
>SAM tells Ryder it's being terraformed via Meridian and is his very own world
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>>173301936
you clearly care
>>173302007
I try and keep the general away from waifu faggotry
>>173301940
same
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Is Scott or Sara a virgin?

Are any of the romance options virgins?
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>>173301923
>>173302040
Yes
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>>173301937
You get five, that's not so bad. Straight girls get to pick from a catsquid, an unremarkable black guy, and Space Zevran. Which still aren't terrible choices and I'm not complaining, but it's just fewer compared to straight guys and lesbians.
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>>173301937
Stay pure so you can romance Sara in MEA2.
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>Decide to look up extremely lewd turian pics
>artist give her a body that looks nothing like a turian
>no bony plates other than her face
>LIPS

I can deal with tits, but the lips thing really upsets me.
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>>173301937
I hate to be that guy but us gays only got 1 romance and you get 3 with two additional flings. Not to mention an actually sex scene with two options
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>>173302123
>you clearly care
Not really, no.
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>>173302005
>>173302017
Ive always liked asari sex scenes very intimate and such. Just started and peebee looks ok I guess. Cora is fucking boring so far idk im not far enough in i shouldnt judge.
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>>173302162
femturs were a scary thing before the omega dlc
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>oh myyyy gawd ryyyyder!
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>>173302123
>implying mass effect didnt get popular because of waifu fags
go back to your sub par console exclusive shooter
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>>173302112
that bulge... it seems familiar
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>>173302134
No, they fucked each other at least once before the arks left.

Avela probably is.
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>>173302134
I doubt broRyder is.
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>>173302175
Really. Isnt liam and the core mechanic gay? And you dont get any side booty?
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>>173301887

Yep.
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>>173302134
>Is Scott or Sara a virgin?
I guess it depends on what you want them to be. Not like it's brought up either way.
>Are any of the romance options virgins?
Avela and Jaal are probably the only ones.
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>even the voice actor for Vetra loves her romance

Check out 11:44. She truly is bestgirl.

https://youtu.be/zZr5kBcSFc8?t=11m44s
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>>173302262
Gil's the only gay romance, and Reyes is the only fling.
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Scott/Sara fic incoming. This one is as pure as I can get it to be.

Moving to Andromeda changed a lot of things in your life. The tasks you worked, the food you ate—even the recycled air smelled different from back home. But some things remained constant. Your morning stretches, the need for reports, and your nightly routine with Sara. As you finish up another weekly report for Addison, gently rubbing rubbing your eyes from the repetitive work, Sara's tireless sounds of play leak from the curtain dividing the room. Nothing could bring her down. You stand up, and flexing your legs, walk over to the library, tapping your finger along the book spines. Of all the things Dad decided to bring, he decided to spend space on books for Sara.

You have to admit, you would have done the same. Touching a familiar title, you draw it from the shelves, and walk over to the curtain, gently drawing it back. Sara was lying on the floor, her hands guiding a shuttle model on some imaginary flight plan only she knew. Countless numbers tumbled out of her mouth, a neverending babble that was somehow therapeutic for her, despite her age. As she guided the shuttle to the ground, making a wooshing sound on her mouth, you decide to step in, coughing gently to get her attention. Her head shifts slightly your way, but otherwise remains focused on the toy shuttle.

“Sara, do you know what time it is?”

“10:53:58 p.m.” She says absentmindedly. You shake your head, but smile.

“And what does that mean?”

“Time for bed. Wait, are you going to read me a bedtime story?” She turns excitedly, and drops the toy shuttle as she heads to her bed, bouncing up and down on the mattress. “Bedtime story! Bedtime story!” She claps her hands in excitement, and you settle beside her on the bed, relaxing as she leans on your shoulder, sighing contentedly. Clearing your throat, you begin.

(1/?)
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>>173302134
peebee is a mind meld virgin, not sure about the status of her mating tube though
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>>173300521
>no more mass errect
>faster planet to planet travel in patch
>facial anims improved
nice

>bandits buffed
>liam and cora have different outfits
why
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>>173302213
>go back to your sub par console exclusive shooter
No because I actually prefer rpgs, shame rpgs no longer allow me to roll play expect as a dick in the ass weakling

>>173302181
then why do you keep on replying
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>>173302369
“Once, there was a little Hanar, and he had a very fancy hat. So fancy, that everyone in the station loved it.” As you begin to speak, Sara bounces off the bed, and picks up a helmet, strutting around the room. Without a suit to hold it in place, it bounces around comically, but she doesn't seem to mind.

“I am a very, fancy Hanar, and I have a very fancy hat. I do so love this hat very much. Oh, but I am tired. I do hope no one will take my helmet while I sleep!” Sara collapses back on the bed, and begins to snore exaggeratedly. You look down on the next page, and continue reading, your hands creeping towards the helmet.

“And so the Hanar slept soundly, in the middle of the town. But then, he felt a tug...and awoke to find out his hat was gone!” In a flash, you grab the helmet, and throw it under a pillow. Sara giggles slightly, and then begins to yawn loudly.

“Oh my!” She exclaims, and begins to tap the top of her head. “My hat is gone. I loved my hat!” Sara puts her hand on her brow, and stomps around the room before coming back to you. “Mr. Elcor, have you seen my hat?”

“Confused concern. I have not seen your hat.”

“Well, thanks anyway.” Pouting, Sara stalks away before coming back to you. “Mr. Vorcha, have you seen my hat?”

“Hss, I haven't. Go away!”

“Okay, you meanie.” Blowing her tongue at you, Sara walks around around one last time, and you take the moment to slam the helmet on your head before she comes back. “Mr. Volus, have you seen my hat?”

You inhale audibly, and huff with every word. “No. This hat is mine. Why are you asking questions. Go away.”

(2/?)
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>>173302385
I think Liam and Cora got different outfits because the Andromeda Initiative colors are white and light blue and it was weird that they didn't were them
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>>173302302
She seems really into this video game character, retweets (primarily female) fans on Twitter all the time too. Does she just have nothing else in her life? Usually VG VAs just have a 'meh' attitude, especially ones who worked in other areas.
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>>173302385
But their new outfits look better.
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>>173302369
>there will never be lewd incest fics with Sara x Ryder where Sara isn't depicted as an austistic
just end it

>>173302385
>Liam and Cora have different outfits
what? Screenshots?
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>>173302134

I liked in DA Origins how you can tell alistair you've never had sex or say you've sucked heaps of dicks basically.
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>>173302445
“Alright, Mr. Volus.” Sara drops her shoulders, and wanders a little bit away. “I loved my hat. I can't believe it's gone.” Sniffles emanate from her direction for a second before she suddenly hops up. “I know who has my hat!” With a giant leap, she tackles you into the bed, and begins playfighting, throwing light punches your way. You halfheartedly fend her off, giggling as hard as she is, before giving up and dropping limp. Gently, the helmet is taken off your head, and Sara sits on top of you, hands proudly planted on her hips. “I love my hat.” She proclaims, and you savor the moment before pushing her off.

“Alright, Sara. That's all for tonight. I have work tomorrow.”

“Aww.” She moans, and makes a grab for the back of your shirt. “Just one more? I promise I'll go to bed afterwards.” That lower lip off her sticks out in a cutesy way, but you roll your eyes at the all too common sight.

“How do I know you mean it?” Crossing your arms questioningly, Sara pauses before throwing off the helmet and diving under the sheets, wiggling her head to a comfortable spot on the pillows.

“Please, Scott. Just one more. You know which one.” Her eyes go soft, and she looks at you in a way that just tears at your heartstrings.

“Alright.” You concede, and she squeals in excitement before quickly cutting herself off. Drawing the blankets over her mouth, she looks at you expectantly. You sit next to her, and begin stroking her head gently as you start to talk.

“Once upon a time, there was a little ugly duckling. Born in the middle of April, this duckling was a dark, dark grey when everyone else was a bright, beautiful yellow.” You look down at Sara, and her blue eyes stare back at yours, hanging on your every word.

(3/?)
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>>173302418
>he thinks replies mean people care
Bet you get a tingle in your gut every time you see that (You).
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>>173302418
>shame rpgs no longer allow me to roll play expect as a dick in the ass weakling
it's just the developers doing their best to allow *you* to easily self-insert yourself into their story : ^ )
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>>173302461
>She seems really into this video game character, retweets (primarily female) fans on Twitter all the time too. Does she just have nothing else in her life? Usually VG VAs just have a 'meh' attitude, especially ones who worked in other areas.
Thot as well as a dyke detected
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>>173302418
Would you rather be a thief?
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>>173302527
“This duckling didn't get along with the others. It was considered too silly, too dumb. All the other ducklings hated the ugly duckling.” Diving further into the story, you watch as Sara's eyes turn away from you and into the distance. “One day, when the other ducklings wanted to play soccer, they told the ugly duckling—go find us a ball! It'll be in the corner of the round pond over there. By the time the ugly duckling realized the trick, all the others were laughing at her. Another day, when the ugly duckling tried to join in on a game of tag, the other ducklings flapped their wings at her, and called her a monster. Go away, ugly duckling. No one wants you here! So the ugly duckling fled to the tall reeds, far, far away from the rest. I'm so ugly, the ugly duckling thought. No one will love me. So the ugly duckling waited in that cold part of the lake, for a very, very, long time.” Almost imperceptibly, you feel Sara's fingers wiggle out of the blanket, and cling around your index finger, squeezing it gently.

“But then, one day, the ugly duckling felt the warmth of the sun, and looked to the sky. There she could see all the other ducklings had grown and had taken flight! Immediately, the ugly duckling felt horrible. “I wish I could do that. Depressed, the ugly duckling looked down into the water, and saw something strange. Her feathers were no longer grey, and her beak was a beautiful, brilliant orange. Could it be? She spread her wings, and flapped once, twice, and took to the starry skies. As she flew across the lake, she finally viewed her reflection in full. She was the ugly duckling no longer. Now, she was a beautiful swan, and lived happily ever after. The End.”

Sara's eyes sleepily look at yours, and she smiles. “Thank you, Ryder.”

(4/?)
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>>173302467
just saw a video going over a few changes, and their outfits are blue now.

And inventory is buffed to 200 slots now, from the 75 slots.
Original = 50, new = 100
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>>173302461
she's just like you, anon :)
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>>173302461
She's done some acting, mostly small time stuff, but she's gotten into Mass Effect by watching it on youtube. She really elaborated on why voice acting in Andromeda and other games can be hit or miss. Everyone has to cold read.

I can only imagine her reaction when they said she had to make this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5waeCv5lk
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***THREADLY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
stop replying to avatar fags
***THREADLY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
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>Lexi defends your choice if you chose not to take Jill's baby

Neat.
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>>173302302
>Vetra and Scott fan art
Thank god
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>>173302615
“You're welcome.” You whisper, and stroke her hand with your thumb. “Good night.” Though she has fallen asleep, you say those words anyway, and stare at her resting face. You love her, the little duck she is. You love her despite the warning signs, despite all the difficulties. Bending down, you gently kiss her on the cheek, and head to your side of the room.

One day, you know, she will fly.

(5/5. Fin. As always, if you have anything else Scott/Sara-related you want to see, let me know.)
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>>173302213
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>>173302563
I'm a Vetrafag, I just find this level of enthusiasm weird for a VA, especially one who looks to be in her 40s.
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>>173302702
I dunno man. Mass Effect's gotten some nice VAs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj2BKTYbZjg`
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>>173301702
I think the Geth are like the Israelis and the Quarians are the Palestinians. Quarians keep launching missiles at em (Newton deadliest son of a bitch) and the Geth are forced to defend themselves.
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>>173302550
Look I get in you need to think everyone is some spaghetti spilling autist but I rather not play as someone who is barely qualified to work at a grocery store, let alone save the galaxy
>>173302592
rather play as a person that could actually kick some ass
>>173302542
:^)
>>173302702
lol her cunt must has as many cobwebs as vetras
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>>173301360
Who Kallo?

Sadly no but maybe someday
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>>173302767
I met DC Douglas at a con once. Great guy, very funny.
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STOP FUCKING CRASHING STUPID FUCKING MP BULLSHIT
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>>173302671
Lexi gets shit on a lot because of the religious thing but she was probably my favourite crew member. She seemed like a regular person.
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>>173302807
It's okay Helghastanon, one day you'll graduate middle school.
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Post pure, blue-eyed Ryders
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>>173302883
Why is Helgahst anon even here? Shouldnt he be in the Killzone thread?
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>>173302882
>religious
lexi is the asari doctor.
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>>173302882
Lexi's not religious? Did you confuse her with Suvi?
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>>173302671
>implying I wouldn't be an awesome dad
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>>173302671
Fucking duh. Ryder's 21 and has only known Gi for a few months.
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>>173302687
Thanks it was cute.

Someone earlier in the day suggested a story with Sara having a baby and Scott spending more time with the kid as his "uncle" and the groundcrew trying to act oblivious over him being the dad.
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Cora is closer than ever before to becoming a true Asari...!
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>>173302927
Ok

>>173303004
The game takes place over 14 months and Jill won't have a kid for 9 more. Ryder has plenty of time to back out
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>>173302664
:^)
>>173302883
actually I probably got another 6 months till some shitty court sentences me for a crime I may or may not have committed so until then I will shitpost here
>>173302929
I avatarfagged as commander jones and several other people in these threads before, just had alot of helghast pics to use
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>>173302182
Cora will never be able to let you embrace eternity
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>>173302687
Anon who suggested bedtime stories here, that was incredibly sweet and everything I'd hoped it would be.
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>>173303086
avatar fagging is against the rules
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>>173303062
>The game takes place over 14 months
I've seen that said before. I'd believe it, and it'd help even out the pacing, but where is it mentioned?
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>input lag
>constant crashing
why the fuck do I even try to play this game
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>>173302936
>>173302950
I fucked up.

I-I still think Suvi's cool though
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>>173302615
>“This duckling didn't get along with the others. It was considered too silly, too dumb. All the other ducklings hated the ugly duckling.” Diving further into the story, you watch as Sara's eyes turn away from you and into the distance. “One day, when the other ducklings wanted to play soccer, they told the ugly duckling—go find us a ball! It'll be in the corner of the round pond over there. By the time the ugly duckling realized the trick, all the others were laughing at her. Another day, when the ugly duckling tried to join in on a game of tag, the other ducklings flapped their wings at her, and called her a monster. Go away, ugly duckling. No one wants you here! So the ugly duckling fled to the tall reeds, far, far away from the rest. I'm so ugly, the ugly duckling thought. No one will love me. So the ugly duckling waited in that cold part of the lake, for a very, very, long time.” Almost imperceptibly, you feel Sara's fingers wiggle out of the blanket, and cling around your index finger, squeezing it gently.
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Back on track, guys. Post Vetra.
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>>173303205
Should wait until Helghastanon gets banned again. Right now you'll just be encouraging him to derail the thread.
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>>173303181
Scar you forgot your Trip
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Oh, hey!

The new patch fixed Ryder's rape eyes in Vetra's romance scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOmjz5wTJr8
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>>173303062
>The game takes place over 14 months
Says who?
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>>173303131
>don't name fag or avatar fag
>here is a name section to your posts so you can do just that
4chan's rules suck man and any mod that is going to ban me for this should go to >>>/lgbt/ for managing such an extreme level of faggotry besides I'm like one of two guys that doesn't support waifufagging

>>173303205
read >>173303252 don't encourage me
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>>173302927
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>>173303330
>always posts the same images all the time
>they're not even related to the topic

Avatarfagging is against the rules.
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Did you guys give Morda the drive core or nah?
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>>173303161
>>173303329
Liam says something about things being different sinxe the first 14 months in Vortex, which didn't open until after Ryder arrived with the Hyperion
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>>173303329
Passage of time gets mentioned at times, but not made a big deal of. It's easy to miss.
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>>173303354
>Putting best girl in the same tier as Fuckups McGee
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>>173303371
make more of these then
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>>173303397
He's referring to the 14 months between the Nexus waking up to the start of the game.
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>>173303354
Those are some nice frosted tips, anon. I didn't know this game took place in the nineties.
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>>173303432
Why? that looks stupid.
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>>173303397
Between when the Nexus gets there and when the Hyperion arrived was 14 months
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>>173301134
>>173301086
Both of you are fucking morons, forgetting about Beat PunchBeef? REALLY?
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>>173303354
>>173303413
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>>173303385
Yes. You need an outpost and it's good to make friends with Krogans
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>>173303481
And YOU are forgetting ROLL FIZZLEBEEF
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>>173301816
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>>173301324
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>>173303205
improved
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>>173302378
She gets a little overattached.
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>>173303476
>>173303452
Well then, there's not telling how long the game takes
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>>173303716
fug
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>Adhi no longer attempt to chain sync attacks
Thank fucking GOD
>Remnant Observer

Observers can now lose their target while firing when the target cloaks
Maximum beam duration decreased from 6s to 5s
Beam damage decreased by 10%
THANK GOD, THEY FUCKING MURDERED PEOPLE LIKE CRAZY
>Outlaw Hydra

Sync attack is now lethal
Pfff hahahaha
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>>173303684
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>>173303413
Peeboo has exactly 3 redeeming qualities.

The third is her tummy.
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>>173303452
He can't be, since he's specifically talking about how tense things were in Vortex, and Vortex didn't exist prior to Hyperion's arrival. He also says "things are tense, not like those 14 months", which doesn't make sense if those 14 months were the time of the disasters and the Uprising.
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How bad are Outlaw Sharpshooters now?
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>>173303768
We know how fast the Tempest can move, all we need to know is how far each system is
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>>173303821
But 14 months was also the timeframe between the Nexus awaking and the Hyperion's arrival. That's referred to many times. So it seems strange that it would be the same amount of time for the events of the game. I think that bit of dialogue may just be poorly thought out.
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>>173303878
That wouldn't tell us everything happening off-screen though.
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Is anyone else just completely incapable of connecting to APEX in the game since the patch?

I can still do it on my phone but I can't claim my rewards in game or anything. Game refuses to let me connect.
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>>173303606
>tfw your work is considered quality
I love you guys. I haven't drawn or written for other people in ages, but you helped give me the drive to create again.
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I thought Turian's didn't have butts?
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>>173304059
It's CUTE!
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>>173304064
That render isn't canon
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>>173304064
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>load my "completionist" save where I had all chats done
>Kallo and Gil are fighting

what the fuck, is this new
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>>173304059
Always inspiration in top post.
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>>173302114
What? I thought the Codex entry said it was the only planet unaffected by Meridian, because the monoliths there were irreparably broken. It's supposed to take decades (at least) doing it conventionally. I got it before Meridian, so I don't know if the entry changes post-game, but considering it mentioned Meridian as if you had already beaten the game, I doubt it.
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>>173304064
That's not a butt.
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>>173304217
No, but it was probably bugged for you.
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>>173304064
They don't naturally have fat there, but given the sheer prevalence of fat-assed species like humans and asari, most conventional turian clothing includes adequate padding in the posterior to make use of 'regular' chairs more convenient.
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>>173304229
Nah man it's real, check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtw41JO36tY
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Well would you look at that, it actually tells you how to confirm the colors now.

Before the button just wasn't there, wouldn't tell you, you just had to know to press spacebar to lock it in.
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>>173304059
You've got talent anon.
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Reyes or Sloan?

Sloan seems like a total cunt fuckup, but was predictable.

Reyes while he is your "friend" has a serious Shadowbroker vibe. Wouldn't trust him at all.
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>>173304367
Would you rather die to a gun in your face or a knife in your back?
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>>173304329
Sorry, guess I moved my mouse when I screenshotted.

Fixed.
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>>173304324
Yes, and in that video they explicitly state that they're not able to use the vault and are doing it the slow way.
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Now that we've gotten a turian waifu, what race should be next?
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>tfw missing two models
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>>173304405
knife in my back + roses

>>173304448
man quarian, female drell cobra wife
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>>173302671
If you agree with the kid she say something along the lines that it's good that he's happy to be a father with Ryder.

As team Mom, she's obviously supporting your decision.
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>>173304448
For waifus? Drell, without a doubt.

>probably less than a few thousand drell on the quarian ark
>mfw stealing one of their precious few women of child-bearing age
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>>173304473
What would Scott do to Sara if she wrecked one of his model ships?
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>>173304567
Beat her with a frying pan like he does to Vetra.
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>>173304567
Airlock, along with Peebee.
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>>173304567
He would get mad and yell, then spend the rest of the night apologizing and coaxing her back out of a fit after he realized what he'd done.

The next day he buys one of those model ships you build and they build it together.
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>>173304610
please don't remind us about that fanfic
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>>173304536
>mfw stealing one of their precious few women of child-bearing age
This brings up a good question, why are we wasting space and limited resources on bringing fags, xenophiles, and old people to andromeda? FUCKERS CAN'T HAVE KIDS
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Hey guys
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>>173304481
>>173304448
>>173304536
Maybe I missed this somewhere in the codec, is their any reason why the nexus didn't have a few other races on it when it made its initial voyage? It's obviously have multiple species on it before any arms arrive, so I have to assume that ANYONE who was qualified was allowed to go. So where's the batarians, drell, hanar, elcor, volus, or quarians?
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>>173304671
Well now I have to post it.

>the mental image of Scott beating Vetra with a frying pan, making her face all battered and bloody
>she gets in a corner in the fetal position and cries


>Scott, I got a surprise for you
>What is it this time?
>Um... steak
>Why do you burn my steak to a fucking charcoal?
>WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
>I... I tried
>Scott grabs an iron skillet and starts bashing Vetra on the head
>all you can hear are the hard whacks on her skull and her crying
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>>173304701
HEY
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>>173304671
Scott isn't that stupid right?
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>>173304678
It's the future, they can grow babies in tubes and it's actually more safe and efficient than natural pregnancy. You just need someone to care for the babies.
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>>173304738
>batarians
Funny joke. But the rest of them are all on the "Quarian" ark, probably because they all need special cryopods.
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>>173304738
Quarians brought along drell, hanar, elcor, and I believe volus. Their ark took an extra few months to a year to launch because of the intricacies of putting so many varied species into cryosleep.

We also don't get numbers on the ark's population, but if it's like the others with ~20k occupancy, there'd be maybe ~10-12k Quarians and 2k-3 of each other species save drell, who are likely the fewest in number.
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>>173304329
>>173304415

Comfy Sara in aqua colors? Great minds think alike.
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>>173304756
coming off the list
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>>173304701
>>
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>>173304880
You the guy who made the pastebin? Don't know why that was added to it in the first place to be honest.
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>>173304868
Well with the update to Liam and Coras casual clothes I want to fit in.

Can't quite get the exact shade though, I got it close but I guess it's still a bit on the brighter side.
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Reminder that economists are the most powerful race in Andromeda.
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They really made the VI Krogan say this?
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>>173304826
>hating batarians
You're funny too.
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>>173304807
>homos
>being good at raising kids
Yeah no
>they can grow babies in tubes
Why waste the space when a cunt works too why waste needed room on frozen cum when you can fill the space with extra food, or fuck WEAPONS TO PROTECT YOURSELVES
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>>173304678
There are only so many young, well-adjusted, and skilled people of reproductive age who'd be willing to drop everything and jump to another galaxy while everyone they leave behind lives out their lives and dies.

The vetting process definitely was shit, but it's not surprising they had to take some fuckups.
>>
In multiplayer, should I save up for the most expensive loot crates or should I buy a bunch of the cheap ones first to get a foundation built?
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>>173304994
I don't hate them honestly. They make for good antagonists. But nobody would be stupid enough to allow them to be part of the Initiative.
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>>173305010
Scott and Sara are going because Alec is their dad and he basically fucked their future b/c of his hard ons for AIs
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>>173304791
How come your scene didn't fuck up?
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>>173305087
I got this off of google, I haven't gotten there yet
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>>173305002
>touched sexually by parent
>single, and homosexual households
The fuck
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>>173305010
>There are only so many young, well-adjusted, and skilled people of reproductive age who'd be willing to drop everything and jump to another galaxy while everyone they leave behind lives out their lives and dies.
Then bring in the felons and convicts, bring in the religous nuts and cults, no need to recruit out of gay bars and xeno porn shots

You will always have fuckups man, just get fuck ups that know where to stick their junk into

pic not related
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>>173305029
Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but the ME3 wisdom was to buy cheap ones until the common gear is maxed out because that will take them out of the item pool, but that *doesn't* apply to MEA, items still stay in the rotation they just get replaced with a consumable of they're rolled.

So expensive crates will just get you more higher ranked stuff sooner
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>Got the Salarian Infiltrator weeks ago
>miss my Proximity Mine from ME3
>Energy Drain's slow cooldown time
Scorpion seems cool though.

>>173304991
The Krogans insisted that be kept in.
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>>173304991
Krogan love to talk about their testicles
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>>173305002
20k people + Whatever came over on the Nexus isn't a big enough group to ensure there's no issues with interbreeding.
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>>173305202
Nobody needs to stick their junk anywhere. Most of the first-wave children will probably be done via artificial insemination under controlled circumstances, to track genetics and to ensure healthy children are born to healthy adults.

Do we know if ME tech has artificial wombs yet? Did Miranda ever mention where she came from?
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>>173305550
>Do we know if ME tech has artificial wombs yet? Did Miranda ever mention where she came from?
I assumed that was how Miranda was made, but I can't remember if it's actually spelled out one way or another.
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> All humans in andromeda are ugly, minorities and/or have a European accent

The fuck?
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>>173305463
They brought a big ole stash of eggs and jiizz, man. Addison directly mentions the gene stock or something in her first convo. Jill's entire job is tracking that shit, and from what I remember, nobody can actually have babies yet without the meds to remove procreation blockers.
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>>173300521
So how are you guys enjoying MP now that they "buffed" everything?
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>>173305651
>all the milky way neckbeards and butterfaces hear about the andromeda initiative
>"if I go, someone will have to finally fuck me, so the species can survive!"
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>>173305696
That's what I was saying anon, the post I replied to was asking why they bothered to bring frozen cum along.
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>>173305794
Probably to ensure genetic diversity. Not much point to starting a new life in a different galaxy if your descendants all come out inbred.
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>>173304932
it started out as just a collection of all, not good, but i'm whittling it.
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>>173305704
Not at all because it crashes literally 50% of matches.
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>tfw no tummy to kissu
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>>173300680
Reyes
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>>173305912
>tfw no gf to tie me to the bed, sit on my face, and make me eat her ass while she uses a vibrator on herself and tells me I'm not worthy of her delicious pussy
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>>173305860
Makes sense. There's a lot of fluff posts in there right now, and yeah, the frying pan stuff shouldn't be saved.
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>>173305912
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>>173305627
Mirandas father did nothing wrong, I wish it could be easier to save him though
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>NEW UPDATE FIXES FACES

Too bad I already finished the game, YOU FUCKS
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>>173305463
>20k people + Whatever came over on the Nexus isn't a big enough group to ensure there's no issues with interbreeding
If you abandon certain standards it is....

>>173305550
nigga the amish would be a better choice to send to a new galaxy, and those guys don't use modern tech/even know how to fight
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>>173305794
My bad, I didn't read the original post and I'm only barely coherent right now.
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>>173306024
>abandon certain standards
You mean we'd have a whole galaxy full of qts like Sara?
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>>173300746
>implying Liara won't be a squad mate in MEA3
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>>173306228
delet
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>>173300687
she is my favorite girl from my favorite franchise
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>>173305997
Why would your face melt with an Asari? It's not the Asari that have incompatible proteins like turians
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>>173306072
>You mean we'd have a whole galaxy full of qts like Sara?
I mean it takes alot of inbreeding to produce such autism
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>>173306315
Radioactive sand.
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>>173305912
>ywn lift PeeBee up, bringing her tummy to your face and kiss it

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>>173306287
you got taste my niggah

I like you.
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I love Liara !
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>>173306024
>send

They weren't sent. They left you sorry asses to be murdered down by reapers. They're not there to expand your glorious species or morality or ideology or whatever. They're scientists who don't give a modicum of fuck about you. And by the way you and your glorious species are either already dead, or you have been absorbed into the ultimate liberal fantasy (synthesis), or you live under the Orwellian rule of the Shepard-god.
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>>173304059
It was really cute, hope you do more.
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>mfw listening to ME1 soundtrack while playing MEA

/comfy/ hour
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>>173306657
I might. I'm not really a Vetrafag, but I still like her, so I'm cool with drawing more of her if I have a good idea or if someone requests something I can do.
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>start NG+ to see the new animations
>get bored before even reaching Eos
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>>173306876
This was me so I popped in ME1
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>>173300521
>Sid is into human history

MUH DICK, step aside Vetra, while go bang your sister
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Peebs is pretty cute now.
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>>173306876
This game is utterly boring. Every mass effect had replay value except this steaming pile of garbage.

The only reason this general exists is because of the mass effect universe cultivated by the OT. Andromeda was a mistake and i hope the next game is just reboot and its back in the milky way or something.
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>>173306964
"Ryder ive been reading into human history!"
"My favourite figures are Martin Luther King and Harvey Milk!"
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>>173306964
Sid is not for lewd, goddammit.
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>>173306786
Vetra getting extra kinky and presenting herself to Scott like a thanksgiving turkey or alternatively Vetra making Scott a delicious turkey diner.
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>>173306876
>want to play the game again with a NG+ and patches
>remember all the early sidequests and unskippable cinematics I'd have to go through again
>make an excuse not to play
>try to convince myself to play later
>fail
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>>173306984
They're going to force Andromeda down our throats, and make every new Mass Effect game more and more like faggot age
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>>173307085
I would like to see either of these. Preferably the latter.
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>>173306876
>>173306984
really not true - you gotta take a break from it and let it rest for a while. It's a very long game (i had 95 hours by the end) so no wonder you are burned out. Can't expect to hop right back into it..Personally i am gonna play some DS3 now, and after that go for 1 more playthrough of MEA
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>>173301985
I want Reyes to break my heart
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>>173306876
It's been 2 weeks since I finished it and I absolutely have no interest in replaying it anytime soon
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>>173307235
>i had 95 hours by the end
I'll shoot myself if I ever play MEA that much
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>>173300687
I had, and have, no regrets repeatedly cucking her with Jack
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>>173306982
hey, that Blasian in the middle is cuter
good work
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>>173300687
biggest MT in the series
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>>173306984
>reboot without the Reapers and Cerberus
this would be glorious
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>>173307313
why wait? just do it now faggot. And why are you even here ? Gtfo
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>>173307617
I must've struck a nerve huh?
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What the hell is this guys deal?
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>>173301985
I somewhat hope this ends up happening. Tumblr is basically in love with the dude and I'd love to see them get btfo.
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Look at how filthy his uniform is. I bet he smells like blue cheese.
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Dude keeps avoiding my scans and moves funny.
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>>173307918
>Y
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>>173307726
>>173307821
>>173307918
Leave the poor man alone you fucking nutjob. He has work to do.
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anyone else having a bunch of audio issues in multiplayer?
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>>173307760
>Tumblr is basically in love with the dude
Why? he's not even attractive.
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>>173308024
>Spanish dude who is the "dangerous" romance and you get a dance scene with him
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>>173307963
Ok, smart guy. Then explain this. Its blocking an emergency exit on my ship. The hell is the rundown on this thing?
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>>173308069
Stupid bitches
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>>173306024
Human population was reduced to under 20,000 in the last ice age, and 20,000 is a perfectly viable population of randomly selected people. Not to mention as Gill mentions in conversation the ark carried with it a large amount of preserved human genetic material, meaning that the genetic diversity of the population is effectively unlimited.
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>>173308072
An ogre.
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>>173306876

Yep I did two playthroughs and got all the achievements and now meh. Don't think I can start another until DLC. As it is I cut my second short at like 75% completion.
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>>173308143
Asari half-ogre? What is this liquid all over Cora?
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>>173308250
Feces, by the looks of it.
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>>173307235
>gonna play some DS3 now

Enjoy the new DLC.
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>>173308250
>busting multiple nuts on the back of her suit while exploring a new planet

Rude.
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did they nerfed the sniper rifles in SP?
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>>173308250
My dick-vomit
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>>173308278
Turrian or flying angaran lobster feces?
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>>173308303
Seems like she is covered in the stuff.
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>>173308375
Well, whoever it came from needs more fibre.
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>>173306876
beat the game yesterday after 140hours
There are not enough important decisions to make a NG+ run worth it.
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>>173308448
are you playing on low or something?
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>release salarian with actual armor/helmet and stg background
>give him a shitty kit

Should have given that model to the operator. Come on.
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>>173308645
For normal play I enjoy 58 frames on med 900p doing high 1080 only for screenshots but in this incident I was concerned. I'll get back to you with better quality. Also lol at this fire.
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>>173307085
Lewds are a little too far outside my wheelhouse, so I went with the latter.
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>Adjustments to conversations with Hainly Abrams
Why even waste resources with this bullshit?
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>>173302123
I never really liked KillZone but but damn those suits are badass. What did they do wrong again?
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>>173308804
PR
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>>173308789
Love it.
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>>173308813
>What did they do wrong again?
It's not muliplat
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>>173308804
Requires little resources and plugs what could potentially be a disastrous PR flood.
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>>173308804
>Why even waste resources with this bullshit?
Having her voice actress phone in a handful of new lines isn't exactly wasting resources.
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>>173308908
I mean what did the Helgan do wrong, but thanks.
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>>173308789
Looks pretty good.
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>>173308789
You should post it again tomorrow when there's more activity.
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Just a reminder that Vetra is the best, and there is no denying that. She is pure, she is perfect.
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>>173309275
Of course, no need to repeat the obvious.
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>>173309231
Nah, that's okay. I'm not doing it for attention or (You)s or anything. It's enough for me if someone enjoys it.
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I got the scope out. She is absolutely drenched.
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>>173308281
I'm sorry, what
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>>173309340

whew
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>>173309340
A majority of the substance in question is covering this region specifically.
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>be me
>a turian
>got my first command position paroling some backwater sector
>see some ships messing with a relay
>not on my watch.jpg
>easily defeat them
>they retreat to some shitty world
>oh shit, they're aliens
>easily subjugate their homeworld with our fleet
>oh shit
>this wasn't their homeworld
>it was just a shitty colony
>Human fleet arrives though the relay
>completely obliterate our shit
>managed to escape to pavelen
>preparing for war
>Asari decides that appeasement is a better option
>they give Humanity controls a large chunk of the galaxy all to themselves in exchange for peace
>mfw

FUCKING HUMANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>173309324
I like it anon
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>>173309404
I know. Its jarring isn't it? Maybe I should check the other side.
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>>173309024
new lines for the most useless npc
it's a fucking waste
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>>173309424
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>>173309480
>is the aggressor
>gets angry at the people he attacked getting compensated
Stay mad Devitus.
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>>173309520
Well, I'm glad! That means it served its purpose well.
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>>173309480
I think you mean.

>FUCKING HUMANS SKREEEEEEEEEE
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>>173309540
A-am I seeing this right? Is that a faded stamp or is something visible due to the wetness?
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>>173309480
Humans are honestly the worst.
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>>173309480

The galaxy belongs to humanity, get over it bird shit.
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>>173309480
enjoy the time you have left, cause we cured the genophage and we're gonna wreck the shit out of this galaxy with our new krogan bros
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>mfw haven't drawn in like a year
>completely out of practice
>not a good enough drawfag anymore to draw femturr

I should really get back into it. I haven't ever drawn xeno art anyway.
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>>173309480
>be me
GEE IF YOU HADN'T SAID IT I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE
stopped reading there
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>>173309684
It's raining on Havarl, if you didn't know.

Your settings are so low they disabled the particle effect.
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>>173309684
use nvidia ansel friendo
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>>173309480
The only reason they gave to the humans that big space is because they know that human will go full kamikaze on the council space
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>>173309480
>we will take your homes
>we will take your property
>we will take your women
>we will take your children
>we will take your produce
>and then, and only then, will we take your flesh
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so did they end up changing the character creator?
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>>173310039
Didn't feel a difference. Hairs are still gender-gated.
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>>173300521
Sorry Peebs, I fucked that reporter. Sorry.
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>>173310021
can we launch missiles at FTL speed using the mass relays?, can we turn the mass relay into a shotgun and just spray the galaxy with FTL debris?
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>>173309480
4/10 violates the lore.

The turians don't care that the humans are colonizing all that land and it wasn't handed to them as part of the peace settlement. This is because as the space equivalent of Belgium to the turians' British Empire, the humans had no bargaining power. The Citadel races simply saw no reason to colonize that land because there was no economic incentive, hence why it went untouched for thousands of years. Humanity on the other hand thinks bigger space on map = great power, which results in rapid claiming of planets by planting "colonies" that are just one shitty container village, like Horizon. Adding to the Belgium parallel.
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>>173309917
But that stamp. Explain that. I turned it up to ultra and I get 9 to 17 frames.
pic not related
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>>173310147
Just stop posting.
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>>173310039
i think you can actually turn the skin tone to white now. noy confirmed since i havent checked myself but thats what i heard. nothing else CC related tho
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>>173309796
It looks good so far, anon. You should keep at it - getting back into drawing is just a matter of doing more of it.
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>>173309943
Its better then fraps?
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>>173309480
The Council didn't just give humans their space, they told them if they can hold it, they can have it. It's why they didn't give an everloving fuck about human colonies getting raped and pillaged and enslaved by Batarians (or gave a fuck about Batarians crying for help when humanity kicked them in the nuts and started pushing into "their" territory - and shrugged when Batarians ragequit Council space), or about Council-seated humanity getting abducted by Collectors. They (fairly, imo, before they become a Council species) gave them Wild West rules: if you want to homestead uncharted territory (or Manifest Destiny Batarian savages out of theirs), you have to hold your shit.

Every light year of space on that map humanity earned, Sphinctus Coitus.
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>>173310039

Character creator change isn't part of this patch, it's part of what they have planned to do over the next two months
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Can somebody explain to me
How the fuck am I supposed to build/play my Asari Huntress?
She's not nearly high enough level to around spamming lance, so is she just a walking sniper turret until then...?
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>>173310320
Did you not read the manuals?
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>>173310110
>humanity is always the stupid one

Figures
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>>173310367
Shut the fuck up Cora
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>>173310110
>lose war to a weak naive aliens
>y-you're just space Belgium

t.turian shit
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>reading all this shit about Jien's murder and the Benefactor

It can't be TIM, but then who could it be? They probably went to Andromeda too, right?
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>>173310469
It's Elon Musk
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>>173310469
>It can't be Tim

It is
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>>173310320

>he didn't read the manuals
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>>173310443
It wasn't a war, it was literally a local police force occupying a planet and getting attacked by humanity's entire navy in response. Per Revelation, humanity had 200 ships at the time, the turians had tens of thousands, all of which were qualitatively superior. The level of mismatch in an actual conflict was quite overwhelming.
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>>173310489
no
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>>173309480
>Asari decides that appeasement is a better option

Of course they did. The Asari must have thought they hit the jackpot the first time they saw humans
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>>173309034
Got overly asshurt about their treatment and chimped out, basically.
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>>173310469
>>173310478
>>173310489
The Benefactor is the Catalyst starting a new experiment in Andromeda
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>>173310489
someone psoted a screenshot last thread of the benefactor contacting the kett in a datapad. so they're in andromeda and tim is long dead
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>twn no angarian gf
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>>173310469

>it can't be TIM

Sure if by that you mean he didn't actually come to andromeda and murder Garson himself. All evidence points to Cerberus.
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>>173310110
>The Citadel races simply saw no reason to colonize that land because there was no economic incentive, hence why it went untouched for thousands of years
It was behind non-active relays, and the Council doesn't open new relays. You're mistaken yourself.
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>>173310592

Disgruntled dominic, get out. This is a biodrone thread.
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>>173310469
Idk anon, did they?
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>>173309796
Allow your autism and burning desire for passable femtur smut oc to fuel you. Be the man we raptorfags need you to be.
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>>173310659
The majority of the claimed territory was not beyond non-activated relays. It was always just around with no one touching it, hence why the batarians freaked out when humanity started claiming it and saying it's their's.
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>>173300687
>pic unrelated
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>>173309943
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>>173310759
Blinks gonna blink.
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>>173310695
Sometime I forget the kett are still people. They have no personality in combat or anywhere else really
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>>173310695
what the hell
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>>173309324
You still up for requests?
If so, can you do a picture of Scott and Vetra snuggling, with both of their fathers in heaven just losing their shit over their species mixing children
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>>173310793
The one from the Voeld base where the one kett is offering to show the other their homeworld was strange.
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>>173309275
Are you sure about that?
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>>173310442
Whoa there, buddy, calm down, count to ten, and breathe.
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>>173309796
ROW ROW
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>>173310597


TIM probably just assigned a cell to piggyback onto the Initiative. I wouldn't be surprised if the Human population is totally compromised by Cerberus infiltrators. I bet that now Meridian is under the control of Humanity, their are Cerberus agents trying to get the Humans break away from the Initiative and form their own nation.
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>>173310528
>not spikey like the turians
>not rapey like the krogan
>not obsessed with breeding programs like the salarians
>female version is like asari only tan with weird fuzzy shit on their body
>only live 100 years, so can pump and dump, have a baby, and be included in their will in a fraction of a lifetime

just as keikaku
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>>173310883
SLOOT
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http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2059724

Waifus raping Starchild!
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So has anyone figured out what this whole "improved logic and timing of romances" thing the patch mentioned means? I initially assumed it means you could get the final scene much earlier than pre-final mission
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At this point i think i've finished up Eros fully, and im about to go search for the asari ark. How far along in the game am i?
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>>173310513
Wrong about it being the entire Navy. It was just one fleet. Back when there was competent lorebuilders writing ME, humanity wouldn't have been so stupid as to leave Earth, the Sol system, the other colonies and Arcturus completely defenseless.

Not that it would have mattered against a Turian invasion, but still. Those minor, but well thought-out details from the original ME's lore are the the glue that keeps this fractured series coherent enough to love.
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>>173311080
I thought it just meant basic shit like putting Jaal's first flirt back in (it was bugged out) and making it so Gil doesn't email you about Jaal wanting to play poker before you recruit him.
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>>173311092
I wish there was a planet named Eros.
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>>173311092

There are 4 more explorable planets, loyalty quests for every character and several story missions.
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>>173310943
the asari drenched their space panties when they saw the first female human
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>>173310528
Those teal hos just like appeasing new races so they can create more teal parasites (see. Raloi and Yahg)
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>>173311092
15%.
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>>173310320
I don't think she's got a super effective build, really. She has the same old biotic melee build or throw->lance combo explosion, nothing special. Stealth grid being on power cells means you probably want to save them for when you need actual stealth instead of just wasting one on a single damage-boosting shot, so you can't really make a gold-level build around that skill either.

Overall I don't think there's anything you can do on her that you can't on other classes. You can give her a sniper, but any class can just pack a Vanquisher and do well. Same with the melee build. And the throw->lance combo isn't really strong enough to focus a build around it, since it still won't prime armored or shielded targets, the guys you'd want to be doing the big time damage to.
>>
BIOWARE GIVE US BACK THE PARAGON/RENEGADE SYSTEM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>173311237
Finally get to fuck something they think is hot without the stigma of an asari-asari relationship
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>>173311092
20%
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>>173308804
So that angry trannies on tumblr leave them alone.
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>>173311092
5 more main missions.
>>
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>>173304448
Salarians. Sleep with Raeka when?
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>>173311412
>>173311205
>>173311386
>>173311274
i have to admit theres a surprisingly large amount of content then, i expected much less.
>>173311196
yeah i fucked that up
>>
How the fuck are people dragging this game out for 70-90+ hours? I did all the story and loyalty missions and most of the relevant sidequests (getting the krogan drive core, taking out the kett base on Voeld, icing all the Architects, etc.) and I was done in ~45 hours. Are you seriously just spending the whole game doing fetch quests and killing the same respawning bases for 40 more hours? I did some of that and was already sick of it.
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>>173311454
Eos is the biggest planet. The rest of the content won't be so dragged out. I clocked 90 hours on the game, 96% completion.
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>>173309480
Peace in our time.
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>>173311241
Yahg DLC when?
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>>173311427
Do not lewd Sara
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>>173311482
Playing on Insanity difficulty. It's not the same.
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>>173311516
^
this 100% around 100hours.
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>>173309480
>The Alliance shitty space capitol gets destroyed
>They take the Citadel as "compensation" for "uniting" the galaxy

HUMAN GENOCIDE WHEN
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>>173311427
DELET THIS
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So the idea of the Geth not only making a mass relay but also using it like a telescope is completely retarded bullshit, right? That sounds like an explanation from a fanfic author that didn't understand the source material not a professional writing team. How would a mass relay accelerate photons from somewhere else faster than lightspeed with just one relay? The entire thing rests on the assumption of working pairs of relays...
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>>173311604
>not using biotic profile for Michael Bay's Mass Effect™
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>>173311482
Not sure, I was around 90 hours before the last mission by just reading everything and exploring.
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>>173308789
Bless you, drawfriend.
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>>173310847
I'm actually going to sleep now, but it's a good prompt. I'll see what I can do.
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>>173311746
:D
>>
So no batarians on andromeda?
good
>>
>>173311482
100 hours and I skipped all the additional tasks.
>>
Outlaws in mp being buffed makes sense they were always an easy win before
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>>173311787
Not until the quarian ark arrives
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>>173311827
for fuck's sake
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>>173311624
>ywn visit Arcturus Station
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>>173311410
Honestly the outrage that they even had a trans character was a lot bigger than than how the tumblr trannies reacted.
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>>173311817
They're still easy.

I also got sync-attacked by a Hydra mech after the patch and it only made me bleed out like before, didn't actually instakill me. I thought they were making those lethal.
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>>173311410
>angry trannies
redundant *ba dum tssh*
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>>173311482
Not all of us play on ultimate pussy story mode so they can just skip all the combat.
>>
>Krantt Hardly Wait: Now I know some of you got offended by having a young krogan court a human female, but since the vid is literally about a krogan male trying to learn appropriate courtship behaviour, you are all going to shut up and watch it. Also, Vega Bull Jr. does a great job as the human female's father, and he should be made an honorary krogan.

There is some absolute gold laying around this game.
>>
>>173311936
I do, half way through NG+ and getting fucked by a ascendant I just thought to myself "why am I doing this?" and switched to the easiest option
>>
>>173310104
>giant space shotgun
This is fucking hilarious just thinking about it
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>>173311957
yeah the krogan stuff was funny. they also play MTG and are huge betas now around women
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>>173311997
That's damn right
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Now that I've finished the game and most of the sidequests, what can I do to get more research points?
I can AFK farm MW points with AVP pods, but what about Heleus and Remnant points?

Another thing, why the FUCK are Heleus and Remnant weapons so FUCKING GOD DAMN UGLY like holy shit I want some of what they were smoking when they made these
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>>173310695
yeah that's not THE Benefactor, it's just that particular guy's benefactor.
>>
>turian stumbles onto a human probe
>It has a nuclear warhead in it
>it explodes
>thousand dead
>"sorry bro, we forgot to tell you about the hundreds of probes we sent towards your planet during the first contact war"
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>>173311871
I didn't see the outrage on either side.

Although maybe that's because I've stayed in these generals.
>>
Ok the first 10 hours were a bit meh but now I've done Harvarl and now on Voel, and I'm really having fun.
Also Adrenaline mod is completely broken, holy shit you can chain ennemies in crazy style it's amazing. Where do you find this one ? I want to rush it for the next playthroughs.

I have one question tho, it's been a while I haven't unlocked new dialogues for Vetra and Drack. Drack has a waiting mission but still none for Vetra. Also is there any relationship lock if you try to romance multiple characters ? I might have told Jaal to show me his skills in private or some shit
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>>173312338
Isn't that a Sidequest in Mass Effect 1?
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>>173300687
Sara is cute!
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>>173312397
As far as I know nothing locks you into a romance until the scenes after Hunting the Archon. Just flirting up to that point shouldn't have any negative consequences.
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what are you hoping for in the Quarian ark dlc /meg/?
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>>173312487
Geth illegal immigrants
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>>173312397
adrenaline mod?
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>>173312487
>not editing Allah to Alec
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>>173311676
I'm tempted to go biotic in my next NG+ but I don't like the idea of having an implant in my body that lets me use space magic
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>>173312509
That's an armor mod that resets your powers when you kill an ennemy. OP shit, at least on normal. I'mma go on harder because it's becoming too easy
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>>173312468
What's the best order of planets? I've been running through all the colonisable ones because HtA feels endgamey.
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>>173312602
In terms of getting 100% viability, I went Eos>Kadara>Elaaden>Voeld>Havarl. You're probably better off just doing HtA, though, honestly. There are at least a couple more priority missions afterwards.
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>>173312578
wait, what? that exists?
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>>173312681
Wait what when do you hear about Kadara and Elaaden ? After Eos I've only been told to go to Aya and then help the Angaras

>>173312712
Yeah, you have less regen on powers, but you fully regen upon the kill so you don't care, kek
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>>173312487
More interactions with your romances.

Joking aside, hopefully 1 more hub and planet and male quarian squadmate. He doesnt need to join the Tempest he could just be a squadmate exclusive to the planet. I don't even think there's a room for him unless he hangs out with the drive core

Also, some more interactions or cutscenes with Gil. Him being engineer, I hope he gets friendly with the tech savvy quarians. He really needs some more content, I feel like I don't I know much about him except that's he's impulsive and good at poker
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>>173312559
Bad news, anon: you have the implant either way.
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>>173312487
I'm hoping for the Volus and Drell to come along.
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>>173312779
Go to Aya. You learn about Kadara and Elaaden after doing a mission for the Snakecats.
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>>173312796
Yeah but that's different
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>>173312848
Oh ok yeah it's been a while I haven't been there
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>>173312886
No it isn't. SAM gives Ryder's body biotics, whether or not you choose to use them.
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>-40c
>50c
>can't be indefinitely supported by a suit or exploration rover made in the fucking 22nd century
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>>173312487
More Cora dialogue, scenes and quests

No reaper or cerebus shit

More teaming up with the other pathfinders

Maybe some crewmember deaths

Tann being assassinated

Angara getting btfo and more background on the Kett empire
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>>173312487
This is going to take place after Meridian right? Long enough time then...

Pathfinder Avitus to play a role in the DLC and for that to be a lead-in to his slow romance with Scott

It ain't happening but that's my hope. Other than that....Volus, Quarian and Drell (Plus female Drell) MP characters.
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>>173312338
>>173312426
>not just blaming Cerberus
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>whiteheads
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Who is the Benefactor?

>in the Leviathan DLC that doctor in the Citadel that gets aired out in the first 20 minutes tells you that he and his Alliance science team had been specialists in obscure xeno legends and shit and had noticed and taken the (yet-to-be-named) Reaper theory of extinction seriously for years before the discovery of the prothean beacon
>the Benefactor started preparing the Initiative at least as early as 2179 (warning Garson "there's a storm coming"), 4 years before Battle of the Citadel, going into overdrive ever since Sovereign appeared
>Remember Arrival? They had one Alliance science team figure out from just one Reaper artifact the timetable for the Reapers once they abandoned the sabotaged Citadel & began to fly directly for the nearest relay
>Arrival happens six months before Reapers actually arrive in ME3 (thanks to the Batarian lolocaust of 2185), and the Initiative leaves during and before the end of ME2; and refuses to accommodate Salarian wishes for delay for their ark modifications and straight up leaves the Quarian/etc. ark behind - suggesting the Benefactor too knew exactly when they were supposed to show up to Reap the Milky Way and how long they had
>In ME, Cerberus had only very recently gone completely rogue, and was the Alliance's most secretive, high tech, cutting edge research black ops group
>Jack Harper became aware of the Reapers before he assumed leadership of Cerberus, because of his run-in with Saren
>Part of why the Batarian hedgemony went full isolationist is because of the Leviathan of Whatever they found a few years before they withdrew from Council space
>The actual Leviathans have been biding their time forever, taking thralls where they need to, but were pretty explicit with Shepard about wanting to be left alone, so a Leviathan thrall Benefactor seems unlikely.

(1/2)
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>>173313046
>that tummy
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>>173310912
I mean a lot of the equipment looks like cerberus stuff and Alec Ryder seemed to be into some shady shit. IE superpowerful AIs.
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WHERE HAS THE BOOB ARMOUR GONE
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>>173300687

I will love you forever Liara.

I cant let it you go from my life anymore.

Feels so bad man about the ending man.
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(2/2)
But they've survived for a billion years, so they have all the time in the galaxy to let their unwitting proxies mature unmolested by Reapers for 10 million years to come back and stomp the Reapers for them
>Shadow Broker was definitely wise to Reaper threat post-Sovereign. Don't think there's any indication of Yahg or predecessor aware before that. Other than implied from their near omniscience and awareness of the truth in what others would consider wild rumor.

Seems pretty likely it's a human, probably old school clandestine Alliance black projects or proto-Cerberus affiliated. Not TIM personally (or even an agent of rogue post-Alliance Cerberus), but perhaps some new character that was aware of all the spoopy Reaper stuff before even Eden Prime. Could be Turian Hierarchy brass or old Spectre colleage that looked into why Saren went off the deep end. Could be a Batarian defector from original discovery team or Hedgemony leadership, though that seems unlikely as they had already been indoctrinated for quite some time even before 2179.

Any other references to pre-Eden Prime beacon awareness of the Reapers? I know there's the Rachni, but the only living ones we've ever heard of were from an egg on a derelict ship that have all been isolated in Noveria before 2183.
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>>173312487
I wish I knew how to blend the beard in with her face
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>>173301179

Hurr durr i want to get yous
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>>173313360
>Feels so bad man about the ending man.
perfect destroy ending is pretty nice
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>>173313086
illusive man
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>>173313390
make it Nexus TV or APEX TV or something like that
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Reminder that during conversations with a static camera, you can left click and drag to adjust the camera perspective.
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>>173313360
Shepard is still alive (with high enough EMS) if you choose Destroy

Liara will find her
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>>173313368
it's going to be either the shadow broker or the illusive man. don't delude yourself. the writing is so limited, everything that is important is connected and everyone is related to each other in a huge galaxy of trillions, just like star wars. frankly, I'd be shocked if the benefactor turned out to be someone completely new.
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>>173311482
Played on hard, read every single thing, did every task and mission except the unmarked tasks on each world (I tried, but couldn't be assed to comb every inch of map and fight every pointless kett base for the equivalent of Matriach writings and Turian emblems), ran around the Tempest every time I got on to hunt for new dialogue, probably wasted a couple hours in the pause menu while getting up for something. Finished with 97% completion at 105 hours (after post-game dialogue hunting, finished at 101 after Archon/Meridian finale).

Took my time, basically.
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>>173313636
Dang. I hit about 70 hours but am intentionally leaving some stuff unfinished (~70% completion) so I'll have a few new things to do in NG+.
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>>173312848
Dude I've been back on Aya and the areas except for the docks are still closed, and no mention of the two planets.
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>>173313579
>her
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The spaceship battle in this game was shit

SHIT
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>>173300687
Liara is Love
Liara is Life
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>>173313579
>her
good joke anon
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>>173313579

Shepard is dead

in high EMS Destroy you see her (or him, I don't judge) exhale their last breath before finally expiring, having saved the galaxy
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>>173313704
Have you rescued the Moshae?
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>>173313995
>in high EMS Destroy you see her (or him, I don't judge) exhale their last breath before finally expiring, having saved the galaxy

Please spread your shitty headcanon elsewhere, thanks.
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>>173311643
The only explanation that makes the slightest sense is that the Initiative (Garson) lied to everyone/fabricated data in order to give people enough confidence in their survival to join, because the Reaper threat was too pressing to risk the truth - that being that they only could project the Heleus cluster planets viability based on some QEC probes they launched back only 5 or so prior to departure that only got, at best, 1/30th the distance to Andromeda they would ultimately need to travel.

Not so bad, as visible garden worlds wouldn't be likely to become inhospitable in 2.5 million-minus-5-years-of-FTL-probe years outside of some cosmic event (supernovas, black holes) or intelligent interference (war, pollution, bombardment, scourage).

But yeah, if taken straight it's a complete asspull that makes no sense.
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>>173313765
>>173313958
people actually play as maleshep? i thought that was a meme
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>>173314120
no femshep was the meme
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>>173313801
>>173314120
Playing Maleshep and romancing Liara is understandable, playing Femshep and romancing Liara is pure cancer
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>>173314017
Ah fuck. Alright let's do this Jaal
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>1.1GB update
>still no heavy weapons
>they increased inventory but you still need a forward station to change gear
>still no warchest inside your room in the Tempest
>you still can't change your squadmates' guns
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>>173314205
well meme'd my friend
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>>173314120
>not having many playthroughs with different shephards
normie
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>>173314120
It is.
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>>173314281
Its just fallout 4 tier dumbing down so more normies can buy the game. Happens to every AAA title. They have to pander to braindead retards so thsy simply everything.

Remember how complicated the witcher 1 and 2 were?

Look at witcher 3 in comparison.
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why are krogan females so fucking ugly
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>>173314296
cancer
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>>173314120
There are numbers that say more people play Male Shep
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>>173314517

Maybe you're the ugly one and Krogan females are beautiful, ever considered that?
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>>173314517
If krogan females are ugly, then I don't want to be right
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>>173314517
What were you expecting exactly?
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>>173314095
That would be a great plot twist honestly if Garson turned out to be a huge fucking liar (the Cultural Exchange center is already basically a propaganda center anyway) that just bullshitted her way into this whole thing and died as soon as they arrived. One thing is that I don't think the AI knew about the Reaper threat when they left? At least that's the impression I get, I don't know the timeline exactly...
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>>173314618
Turtles with giant tits
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Is it just me or the quest for uploading the viral equations to SAM is bugged ? I activate the screens as he indicates me, but there is nothing happening
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>>173314561
there's also a number saying 42% romanced this, so i cant really account them for taste
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>>173314702
The ass was fat
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>>173314631
Only races that have tits are Asari, Human and Quarians
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>>173314702
>42% romanced this
I wonder why.
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>>173314702
Because much like Cora, you guys can't resist a nice ass.

Liara doesn't have booty.
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>>173314731
Turians.
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>>173314798
Nope.
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>>173314840
Here is some photgraphic evidence to support my claim.
>>173304701
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>>173314792
Fat tats though
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>>173313619
>everything is connected

I agree. There's enough canon reference and connection to clandestine Alliance research and credence to the Reaper threat even before the events of Eden Prime, plus Jack Harper's personal knowledge of them (and Saren's indoctrination) while Cerberus was still Alliance, to suggest there HAS to be a TIM connection to the Benefactor, if the Benefactor is human. Cerberus is noted as having an enormous network of discreet benefactors themselves; military brass, politicians, tycoons, military-industrial titans, etc. They have enough room to create an entirely new character without having to make a cloned TIM, even if he's likely heavily involved.

But it would be interesting if it were less obvious. Like a Leviathan plot to let their thralls develop beyond Reapers so they can come back and wipe them out. Or maybe it was the non-heretical Geth trying to save and preserve the peoples of our galaxy.

Geth don't get talked about as much as an option.
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>>173314702
Because MJ is great m8.
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>>173314939
Here is photographic evidence of Jaal being bisexual.

>>173315018
Just like Benezia.
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>>173314517
I just hate their voices

Should have gone with heavy smoking women as voice actors instead of gay men
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>>173315110
>we never got to fuck Benezia

Truly one of life's great tragedies.
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>>173314618
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>>173315110
Here is textual evidence that you're a faggot:
>you're gay
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>your little drone shows up in cutscenes
Unintended or not, I really like it

>>173315110
>default Scott
We all know Scott is for Cora
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THEY ARE GOING TO RUIN HER AUTISM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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We need to slaughter the turians.
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I just got to the planet where all the Angarans are Space Australians.

Is there any option where I can ally with the Kett against them?
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>>173315262
yeah im still on my playthrough of default ryder and I was getting used to playing as an autistic girl just going along in a mission not really knowing what the fuck is going on

now i actually have to take her seriously
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>>173315292
this remember relay 314
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>>173315292
No anon... at least keep my waifu alive
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>>173315262
>>173315373
I started a new playthrough with her and she still looks pretty autistic.
Only noticeable thing was her eyes, they are better now.
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What did they mean by this?
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>>173314702
Statistics aren't everything
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>le dank stank autistism maymay xD

you are worse than turianspammer(s)
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>>173315460
>we're retarded
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>>173315336
Hell no they won't go that in depth, that sounds like hard work and more story line that needs to be written.
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>>173315460
Hold on. SR2 was Cerberus.
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>>173315494
Sara a pure.
She deserves love unlike the raptor.
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>>173315474
Let's hope so.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6UkDKiZo8SfWfoVD7KB4nbMA4lnQo6Pwv6wzwx8Zpg/edit#
>The respondents’ paramour of choice was Peebee (24.9%), followed by Cora (19.9%). Other popular love interests were Vetra (15.5%) and Jaal (14.1%). Note that female characters were disproportionately popular here.

>The favorite love interests weren’t necessarily people’s favorite overall characters. Nakmor Drack came first at 19.4%, followed by Jaal (13.4%) and Sara Ryder (11.4%). Other popular characters included Vetra (9.8%), Peebee (9.5%) and Scott Ryder (9%).
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>>173315474
As nice as the concept of "cuddling" with your romance was in ME2 is always just looks so damn awkward. I was hoping they'd improve it in Andromeda but they just omitted it instead
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>>173315550
>11% wanted Sara as a love interest
Hope Bioware gets the message.
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>>173315535
SSV SR2 was after Alliance got their hands on it and made it military-reg.
Also, Normandy was already based on Turian-Human cooperation before Cerberus took it and updated it.
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>>173315223
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>>173314628
She did lie. A lie of half-truths and omissions. She always wanted to go to Andromeda for scientific, pioneering reasons, but she quickly discovered that she didn't have the means to accomplish it. Then the Benefactor rolls in, warns her that her flight of fancy is the only shot the Milky Way has to survive, and basically coopts her quixotic project for himself. She just continues on like everything is great, but she knows the truth.

I would like to see it developed that she/the Initiative in the know willingly candy coated and outright fabricated their projections for habitation (and other deceitful measures), because they were simply out of time and needed as many asses in cryo pods as they could before the arrival.

Ryder SAM, by far the most advanced and directly tapped into Alec's brain, seemed taken aback by the final logs. It was locked even from him, and only had to be, because Alec knew. Did the other original Pathfinders know? If so, their SAMs didn't, or couldn't access it either (probably).
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>>173315474
Jack and Tali are the only people worth the romance pick.
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>>173315624
That's not what that means dummy, otherwise more people want to fuck Drack rather than Sara
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>>173315223
DELET
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1v1 me /meg/
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>>173315901
>using snipers
Check out this cowards whose afraid of a fight
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>>173315798
This is true, though. Who among us hasn't thought of how that BKC might feel inside us?
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>>173315474
that greasy as fuck shepard looks like he'd fit in more stealing laundry detergent from the nearest k-mart than on a spaceship
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>>173315996
Sounds like someone has something to compensate
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>>173315550
people that pick Vetra have jobs so im not counted in that yet
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>>173314702

the power of infinite, on-demand, anal
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>>173315901
>Excali Ryder
Nothing bothers me more than people who have to give their character special snowflake names among people with normal ones
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>>173315996
*unsheathes Isharay*
*cloak behind you*
nothing personnel kid
*360MLGNOSCOPEHS*
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>>173315223
I want to empty my balls into that
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>>173316141
>people that pick Vetra have jobs
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>>173316162
Fuck you Scott
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Is it just me or is it hard to find a good AR in this game?

Valk is good, kicks a bit much though. Revenant is cool but it can't hit shit unless it's xbox huge.

Feels like the AR's are sorely lacking while everything else is overpowered.
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FUCK DUNN DIED AGAIN IN MY GAME
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How do I fix the multiplayer crashes?
>>
Holy fuck, I think the Krogan Engineer is the worst character ever conceived in Videogame history. I challenge you to find one character in ANY VIDEOGAME EVER that handles worse, takes up more of your fucking screen with a ridiculous viewmodel and is just ANNOYING. She has zero redeeming factors. Her toolkit is garbage, she's incredibly slow and bulky and occupies 80% of the screen and just jesus christ I fucking hate this character so much. I wish there was a way to remove it from my account.
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>>173316273
Sorry I cant play for 40hr and get counted in some romance statistic. Because of the job
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what's up with the turian on kadara with a shitton of protein powder
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>>173316468
They fixed AR balance with the latest patch, most of them have shit accuracy/stability before you install the best mods to them. I'm using Avenger X and I always get more kills than anyone.
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>>173316603
Do you even lift?
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>>173316543
I hear Salarian Architect is worse.

Engineers suck.
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>>173316181


>>173316491
All you need is the three other Pathfinders
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>be cora
>all your heroes die or fail you
>military order you put so much stock in falls to pieces
>only thing to rebuild your shattered life around is scott's dick
>will be a devoted waifu who will dedicate herself one hundred percent to him and his vision and have his children

Still hard to believe there are people who will actually ignore her for a used goods middle aged space lizard who cant eat popcorn let alone continue the Ryder line
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>>173316549
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>>173316679
Do any of the engineers in MP play the summoner role? Assault Turret and Remnant VI are both really good for drawing aggro
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>>173312338

Well, you know, maybe try communicating before opening fire, cunts.
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>>173316543
Yeah, they really shot themselves in the foot with the Krogan/Turian armor designs. They obviously never considered how they would look if made playable.

Honestly, I don't think anyone would mind a small retcon of the krogan hump sizes/turian collar things if it meant we could have our usable field-of-view back.
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>>173316659
and holy shit, I just found the collective's torture room, guess I'm going with sloane then
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>>173316708
>implying I'm attracted that her
>implying I don't prefer redheads, accents, engineers, and men
>implying Cora won't eventually fall for an Atari and have nice blue babies
She trained with asari huntresses, there's no way she think asari are an all female species
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>>173316695
>just stop hearing news on the turian ark and whatever the fuck happened to the rest of its crew
>done 99% of sidequests and 100% of base game and the asari ark still hasn't showed up
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>>173316708
Cora is a lesbian dyke that will always lust after asari ass. The second a blue girl winks at her she will be gone anon. Vetra will stay with you through thick and thin.
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>>173316907
>making up things on the internet

For shame.
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>>173316141
It's based mostly on the inofficial BSN forum, so take it with a grain of salt.

Reddit is all over Vetra (and Jaal) and here it seems like Cora/Vetra/Sara & Jaal.

I am a Talifag and Vetrafag and if Vetra is getting the same treatment as Tali did in the OT, it looks good for the future.
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I liked Vetra, but I'm not gonna lie... I romanced her because everyone else sucks, not because i'm super into her
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>>173317021
I was a Tali fan too anon. Why did most Tali fans go for Vetra as well?
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>>173317021
>inofficial
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>>173314307
>not playing multiple play throughs with only sheploo

it is you who are the normie
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>>173317163
Same kind of degenerate.
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stop stealing my kills you fucking cunts
Holy fuck I hate this game.
You play shit like Bronze (story mission) and you get fucking sniper rifle vultures (HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN USE SNIPER RIFLES THERE ARE ZERO SIGHTLINES AND YOU HAVE TO CROSS THE MAP EVERY 0.5 SECONDS JUST TO FIND MORE ENEMIES) STEALING ALL OF YOUR FUCKING KILLS. STOP STEALING MY FUCKING KILLS.
THEN YOU PLAY GOLD AND EVERYONE IS FUCKING LONE WOLF, ITS INSANE.
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>>173315535
>cerberus steals blueprints for the SR1 which is based on human and turian design
>somehow the SR2 isn't based the same thing even though only a few modifications were made
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>>173317151
Anon ita ok to be curious. I want to fuck her too
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>>173317151
Assuming you're a straight guy playing as Scott/broRyder, yes I can see why you made your choice, otherwise Jaal is pretty cool for Sara/sisRyder
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>play through Andromeda without changing appearance or name
>"My name is Scott Ryder"

neat
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>>173317021
>&Jaal

And a bit of Kallo and Gil
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>>173317361
This is a nice touch.

I really wish they'd done that in the OT.
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>>173302134
I'm pretty sure only Jaal is a virgin. He took only one kiss from the girl who dumped him for his brother and he didn't get with anyone else until Ryder.

also he sounds adorably awkward when he asks Sara if she wants to have sex with him
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>>173317234
>co-op multiplayer
>stealing kills

Lel.
>>
So what's the appeal of Krogan Vanguard? Slightly more durability, I guess? I don't think Fortify is worth giving up Shockwave for. I guess you could explosive purge it for a mini-Nova and you'd have Rage for a melee focused build, although they kinda just nerfed the fuck out of melee.

Hell, how does Asari Duelist handle? Not sure about giving up Nova for Backlash.
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>>173317361
you can change appearance and it'll still say that
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>>173317431
>ywn hear your favourite love interest call Shep by their first name
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>>173317598
Just make the first name Commander and you are set.
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>>173317234
My only complaint with the MP is that people get too cocky 100% of the time trying to get the first kills on a wave that they end up having to be revived countless times.

That and almost everyone plays it like SP and ignores working as a team.
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>>173317435
>"A-and I want... do you want to...?"
>so shy about it he can't even bring himself to ask for sex directly
Cutest and purest boy.
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>>173312332
That Kett says that the "benefactor" showed him his homeworld, so that means he is an alien. This benefactor probably proved useful to the Kett, giving them who knows what info, and they are willing to show him their empire, just like they gave the Salarian officers information about their race in exhange for their ark.

I doubt TIM is Garson's benefactor, anyway. He would have no interest in saving so many aliens' lives anyway and whoever they are, it's clear they are still alive somewhere, planning their next move from the shadows.
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I haven't played MP, are the one shots fro special enemies still "You're dead and can't be revived" because the ascendant' thing doesn't even look fatal compared to the Banshee's impale
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>>173317851
That's just called bad writing actually
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>>173317964

Yes. Sync kills are the same as in ME3
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>>173317496
Fortify, Blood Rage, Charge, Nova, Headbutt.

Headbutt,, Headbutt, Headbutt.

Keep Headbutting until they're dead, Did you hit Blood Rage? Run Around and Look for Things to Headbutt.
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>>173317446
Killstealing means you are denying me of EXP to level my character.
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>>173318029
Well it worked out in his favor, because I think it's kind of sweet when the cool-guy exterior breaks down and he starts hemorrhaging spaghetti over how much he loves Sara.
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>>173312487
They are probably gonna add a gay romance to finally make Tumblr shut up. A quarian or soulful drell who will lust for Scott only for the entirety of the main mission of the DLC.

That said, I'd like to see more romance interactions and reactions from your squadmate. More info about the Jaardan and Meridian would be cool too (it's implied in the game that not even the Jaardan knew exactly what the hell they created and Meridian could be a huge trap for all we know).

The last DLC will probably make us deal with Primus, but they will show billions of kett ships incoming to bust our ass just like the Reapers ships at the end of ME2.
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>>173318201
Are you from tumblr?
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>>173318225
Yuck, no.
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>>173318029
>>173318225
he has autism pls dont bully jaal thanks
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>>173317964
the Hydra (think Atlas) didn't even have a lethal sync kill until this patch, lmfao
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>>173318257
>Yuck
You sure sound like it
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>>173318095
Dunno, didn't they nerf the fuck out of the frequency of melee? Now you can't headbutt if you get hit by something.
I'll stick with Charge, Nova, Shockwave, Charge, spray Equalizer or dart behind cover.
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>>173317163
I think they share some characteristica.

Tali wasn't interested in you first and Vetra is a slow starter too. She doesn't really think much of your flirting first, that's why she is asking, whether this is real on that mountain. Tali did the same in ME2.

Tali started out to be shy, but opened later on a lot. Vetra is a badass Turian, who likes to kill for fun, but she also can act cute and shy, but it takes time.

Tali liked you for who you are and not necessary what you are doing, the reason why she even joined you in ME2 despite the involvement of Cerberus. Vetra mentions several times that "this is for us".
>You care about my sister, you care about me, not because you can get something out of me.
>...
>I just don't wanna ruin it.
Sounds a lot like a dialogue with Tali.

I also think that being into her character is more important than just blue tits for people like you and me. That's probably also the reason why Peebee is "popular", because she is just a blue human and openly wants sex with you. I guess all those 15yo kiddos like that.

If I just wanted a hot LI, I would have chosen Cora for obvious reassons.Though I also don't think that Cora is that bad either, on the contrary actually. If Vetra wasn't in the game, I would have chose her, no doubt about that.

However I just liked Vetra's character much more, especially because it reminded me of Tali and it looks like I am not the only one.
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>>173316898
You gotta do Cora's loyalty quest to save the Asari ark. You get more news about the turian ark on Elaaden. Fnd turian escape pods in the desert and you'll get an email later
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>>173318207
Quite possible. Initially I assumed they'd just improve Gil's romance but i dunno what they' do except finish that sex scene, but then I remembered that on of he major complaints people had was that they,could get the thing for romancing three different people if they were exclusively playing as a gay Ryder
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>>173316708
>>173316907
>constantly flirt with Cora and Vetra because my Ryder likes to have fun
>getting near the climax
>make sure to avoid the flirt dialogue this time so i don't get locked up
>Cora wants to show me something on Eos
>"oh cool that's nice"
>suddenly gets romantic and she approaches me with the sand
>Vetra wants to show me something on Kadara
>"oh cool climbing"
>suddenly gets romantic and she asks about our relationship
It was very awkward having to reject them both.
Though it was pretty funny seeing Jaal spawn both times after I reject them like he just wanted to leave.
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>>173317964
Ascendants are the ultimate pain in the ass.
Fiends....Fiends can sneak up on you from behind and grab you sometimes.
You always want to be mindful of where he is. Same with the Ascendant
Hydras can one hit kill now but you would have to be right in their face to get grabbed.
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>>173318198

Don't everyone share XP and credits?
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>>173318324
>calling me out on word choice when the whole idea was to mislead you
I'm not sure I understand. And I don't really get what's so Tumblr about liking guys who try to act cool but deep down they're awkward lovable dorks.
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>>173318198
Exp gets awarded at the end of a mission and is virtually unaffected by your personal performance during it.

The only thing that matters is that people who miss extraction mean you don't get as many credits.
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>>173318419
Credits yes, EXP no.
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>>173318350
This
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>>173317216
I guess so
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>>173318425
>I'm not sure I understand.
Lurk more, newfag
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Any easily missable quests that I should experience before I uninstall?
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Do we have a guide for Cerberus colors? I want to make my Human Vanguard a Cerberus soldier.
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>>173318350
>Likes to kill for fun
Are you sure? I thought she dislikes it and it's why she tries to keep Sid sheltered from it.

She like getting sick air in the Nonad though.
>>
Sync kills shouldn't be in single player desu. Nothing hurts more than watching you character get brutally murdered before your eyes
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>>173318334
I didn't play him after the patch hit, I was busy trying to find the right Salarian Infiltrator build for me.
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>>173318419
shhh he doesn't know
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>>173318486
Please calm down, anon. Why are you being so confrontational anyway? Are you okay? Did you get enough sleep?
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>>173318350
Ya Cora is actually a character I wasn't expecting to like. Seeing her becoming heartbroken during the loyalty mission was definitely one of the saddest things.

Same for Liam though he still pretty boring overall.
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>>173318415
How upset do they get?
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>>173317851
>brings her to his home, introduces her to his adorable mother and his family, shows her his most precious treasures and asks her to be his girlfriend.
>just kisses her and doesn't push her onto the bed to get more, but helps her get up instead and shows her the replica of the galaxy he made when he was a kid
>writes the cutest emails and his mom is literally arranging the marriage already
>"My Darling One!"

Jaal is taken out of a fanfiction, but damn, it worked well. His banters with Drack and Liam are the best too.
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>>173318507
>can't compliment vetra's fringe or waist
Why live
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Post the Jaal pumping ovulating Sara greentext, now.
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>>173318486
>all jaalfags have to be from tumblr
calm ur tism faggot or leave
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>>173318415
How does Cora's rejection play out? Is it sad like Jaal's? Or does it just kinda make you feel bad for leading them on like Gil's?
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>want to play Gold
>lobby with underleveled characters
>leave
>join gold lobby
>same fucking lobby
>wait five minutes, try again
>SAME GOLD LOBBY
How fucking dead is this game? Jesus...
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>>173318507
I want Garrus to brush my hair and tell me I'm pretty
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>>173318686
Don't, they are pure.
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>>173318518

Why use a guide? Just go with black, orange and white.
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>>173318694
>>173318572
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>play multiplayer thinking it will be better after patch
>lag is same if not worse
>can't even finish a match without crashing now

at least I was able to finish matches before the patch

>>173318717
I get the same issue when queuing for bronze or silver, it's pretty ridiculous
>>
>>173318821
That's what you get for playing multiplayer melt
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>>173318584
>>173318701

They both seemed saddened. Vetra tries to hide it by being an adult and saying it's good to know where they stand and Cora... You can really see how hard she takes it. Don't know how the scene turns out when you accept Cora but the rejection ends with Cora laying the sand alone on the ground as the camera pans out.

I felt really bad for leading them on.
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>replaying ME2 as infiltrator
>getting raped
>take anons advice and switch to engineer
>easy modo

well this is nice
>>
>>173318686
https://pastebin.com/TQJUCvw9 courtesy of anon from previous thread
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>>173318852
if it wasn't for multiplayer I would have been done with this game a while ago
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>>173315223
I want to make a thousand kroglets and start a clan with her!
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>>173318786
>Trump posting this early

Blew it. Could have led them on a few more shitposts if you hadn't.
>>
>>173318350
Yeah they are similar. The other thing is that I feel they are the two most sincere characters in the series. I just remember some anon rantings about how all the Tali cancer will turn into Vetra cancer. But fuck that guy I like Tali and I like Vetra.
>>
>>173318681
>Drack gets on Jaals case thinking he said Drack was old and dying
>20 minutes later, still driving around Veold
>he suddenly brings the subject back up again and the conversation ends with mutual respect for one another
That was a well timed conversation as if he was thinking about a follow up during the silence.
>>
>>173318717
>>173318821
Pretty sure it's like OW where signing in online immediately puts you into a group of set people but the connection is based on the host instead. Try signing out to see if it changes anything.
>>
>>173318989
>Vic Berger posting

based
>>
>>173318975
Good, then I wouldn't have to put up with multiplayer playing faggots in my general.
>>
>The Archon specifically orders the kett not the kill the Pathfinder because he want to find out how he can use Remnant tech
>every kett in the game is out to kill you
>the Ascendant's sync kill traps Ryder in a dome they could easily use to keep ho prisoner
>instead they blow it up or crush him or whatever it is they do to kill him
>>
>>173319027
has the banter bug actually been fixed? i remember da:i needing fucking like 6 patches to actually fix it
>>
What's a better heavy pistol in me3, phalanx or paladin?
>>
>>173319152
What banter bug? Been playing since release and haven't noticed anything odd.
>>
>>173319185
Carnifex
>>
>>173319185

Phalanx is like a Pistol Mattock, Paladin is a headshot heavy hitter in comparison
>>
>>173319120
>your general
lol
>>
>>173319152
Not really. Anything that triggers a line will interrupt banter. SAM just does it do it as often with the environment check
>>
What was that pistol from the shadow broker dlc that had a red dot for aiming? Hopefully it's in this game because that was fun to use.
>>
>>173319316
i usually stop my nomad the second i hear banter anyway so that wasn't the issue for me. it was the problem of driving around constnatly for my 90hour playthrough and probably only heard 6 banters tops
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>>173319373
Hena they definitely made it better though. I got through basically all of Peebo and Jaal's in a few hours with only one interruption and that was because I went somewhere where Ryder speaks up about the area
>>
Yep, they were fucking shit players who I had to carry (I mean christ they were using Level 13 characters in GOLD)
Also holy fuck Observers aren't even remotely scathed by the "balancing change"
The problem isn't even really their damage (which is still way too high considering how many of them spawn), it's the laser accurate aimbot that switches from target to target like an actual professional grade aimbot. It needs a tracking nerf is what it fucking needs.
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Reminder that Scott took advantage of Sara and forced her to get lip implants.
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>>173319316
"pathfinder this area can be scanned for resources."
I know, I can see the thing light up in the corner stop fucking telling me every time....
Drive out of range and come back.
"pathfi"
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>173319607
>Scott
>implying it wasn't her dad
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>>173318889
Doesn't make sense.

Infiltrator is baby mode in ME2, about as faceroll as Soldier.

Engineer is one of the hard mode classes.
>>
invasion + incinerate + overload

I'll be damned if there's a better death sentence
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>>173319351
Phalanx but they removed the laser in 3 and here

Was Really disappointed
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>>173319731
Lift + Invasion + Flamethrower Turret or Remnant VI
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>>173319650
not really, both are pretty easy mode. engineer is cause the drone tends to tank ALOT of damage making popshots out of cover super easy. infiltrator and soldier is super fuckin easy too cause literal slow down time aim assist bullshit.
sentinel and adapt are really the only classes that are somewhat difficult. sentinels more fun though since cryo freeze+throw would usually send a frozen target into orbit.
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>>173319270
That's right faggot. MY general.
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>>173319792
It's more about the games balance.

Engineers get the shit end of the stick for their loadouts being stuck with garbage pistols most of the game, and the way powers are ineffective against shielded or armored dudes, though admittedly Adept suffers more from that.
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>>173319607

Please, those are good ol' natural lips.
Look at Aletta Ocean if you want lips with implants.
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>>173319804
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>>173319804
WRONG
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The entire game after the Salarian Ark was pretty damn good. Shame the same quality wasn't given to the rest of the game.
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>>173320008
>>173320031
>wrong
More like RIGHT
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>>173319607
I don't understand all the incest posting since the actual interaction between Scott and Sara in game is so boring

The way she lies in his bed after meridian made me think twice though
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>shotgun barrel I
>Scattershot I
>no UR
fucking
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>>173308127
Did Alec hold the galactic sperm bank at gunpoint before they jumped?
>>
I'm convinced all those bullet augs are complete shit.
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Does Vetra like it if you nibble on her mandibles?
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>>173320346
The drops of cum on her face convinced me.
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>>173320468

About as much as when you bite women's nails, I'd presume.
>>
>>173320452
They are
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>>173320529
>Sara wakes up after another long nap
>Scott rubbing his dick on her face again
>and she thought she was the autistic one
>>
This game sure died surprisingly quickly.
>>
>>173320672
How does a singleplayer game die.
>>
>>173320468
I don't imagine they feel too much on their plates.
I bet she has loves it when you massage nibble on her thighs though, I bet they are erogenous zones.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>173320969
>>173320969
>>173320969
>>
Why ded general?
>>
What's the best vanguard setup and is there a way to reset your skills so you can do it over?
>>
>>173321000
Burgerclaps' asleep, yuropoors working.
Only people on right now are NEETs with fucked up sleep schedules.
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>>173320721
By getting ignored.
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>>173321076
That's me.
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>>173321351
We all are.
The general will be pretty slow for about 4-5 hours more.
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>>173321000
Games dead, no ones talking about it, even threads here are slow. hell no ones even streaming it anymore, and no one is putting out let's plays either.
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>>173321548
Even /v/ stopped making threads about it.
>>
>>173315040
>Legion saved the galaxy
>This unit does have a soul
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>>173321630
There was a big thread an hour ago.
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>>173315996
>Not kit bashing Vanguard with snipers
Get out.
>>
>>173320529
Shoes on bed Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>tfw you make the Kert base explode, killing thousands of innocent blueberries in the process, weakening both the Kerts and those stupid cat niggers at the same time and the Moshae thanks you for it
You're welcome, bitch
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