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>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily dose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
desynch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vct-FnCjw
I LOVE DOGS(CATS)
I LOVE KEKS
I sure do love getting papercraft things instead of content.
Hows the Heat Street remix tho?
>>173245230
Remix is ok, not the best of simons remixes
rrerr
>>173245230
they are doing content every two days so that instead of having to release content each day and no fix coming until the end of the event we get less day but with fix tomorrow
>p-please don't cheat goy
>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?
>>173245435
really makes me think
>Stream about the new game mode
>he use slow mo when getting downed
god even the devs are fucking plebs
>>173246110
You can disable that now?
>>173246286
of course you can
>>173246110
New game mode?
>>173246110
You complained about this in the chat already and no one gave a shit. Why do you think we care?
>>173246327
how?
>>173246536
crime spree , bassicly you level up a bar and get reward while playing several heist with modifiers , it look meh to be honest
>>173246110
You are the faggot using meme arrows in chat?
>>173246694
you cant , anon is using an HUD mod that allow to remove slow mo , most likely wolfhud
so
basically
chain heists until you get bored out of your mind or they become literally impossible to finish
wow what a great feature
>>173247661
that's literally the entire game retard
>>173247661
>chain heists until you get bored out of your mind
That's how I play the game anyway.
where the fuck is the heist where you play as cops and kill waves of niggers
>>173248249
just mod insuregency
>crit silent killer build
>body shots everything
It's like looking through the eyes of your average /pdg/shitter
PostHoxton character packcodes
>harder than death wish
>>173248595>ONEgif.com
PostJohn Wick Character Packcodes
Post Dallas character pack codes.
PostTrashley the sexually confused personpack
Postman Pat with a pack.
>>173249964
postman pat character pack when ?
>technical issues = we're lazy fucks and can't be bothered pls buy more dlc
exp boost when?
>>173250461Never.
dall es
>>173250618
DAT-ASS
PostOhio-chancharacter pack codes.
>>173250693
Cute heister when?
>>173251486
What does her mask look like?
>>173248249Killing Floor 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d3v2L0ipZj
Listen up! Dis is a wobbawee
I would like to see a kawaii heister voiced by nyanners, doubt it would happen though since she drank the cool-aid.
How far would you go to have Ashley do this to you?
>>173252072
gage ass pack
GIMMIE THE CODES! SPILL IT.
>>173252072
he's an ugly curlyheaded big nosed guy
>>173251486
Please add her as new heister. Game memed already. And make her Sydney's sister
PDTH remaster when?
>>173252238
When we run out of other ways to make money, goy ;)
>>173252165
Ashley is a girl (male)
>>173252395
isannaa girl (male)?
Stream's over. Where the fuck is the update?
What if we call /pdg/-tan hawaii (cause kawaii)
>>173252645
When are we actually going to submit a pdg-tan papercraft
I'm guessing "visual mode" is going to be color grading like in PD:TH.
If PD3 wont have versus like l4d i wont buy it because we doing PvE 6 years already
>>173251938
>Jus SHUT-Up AND DON'T TRY TO BE AN ERO!
>>173252847
I'd rather not have the competitive audience.
Versus mode is the worst part of L4D largely thanks to its playerbase.
>>173252847
Versus in payday would be garbage. Never mind the skill trees and perk decks, just think of the weapons. Even if you were to revamp all the game systems save the levels it would still be crap. There are other games you can play if you want a competitive shooter with small teams.
Where the fuck is the update?
>>173253795
1 minute
>>173253795
2 minutes
>>173253795
3 minutes
>>173253795
4 minutes
>>173253795
They skipped today's update so they could devote more time to tomorrow's papergang.
>>173253795
5 minutes
>>173253795
6 minutes
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19564#prevsbox
Why doesn't pdg have an autistic drawfag? Even dsg has one.
>>173253795
7 (seven) minutes
>>173253795
8 minutes
i suck cock for 1 dollar
>>173254081
>he doesn't like the papergang
papergang is legitimately the most fun non-game content I've ever seen for any game. Better than shirts, action figures, fucking funko pop figs, soundtracks, any of that shit.
Is the arbiter grenade launcher any good?
>>173255368
Most people bought to game to play the game, not craft paper characters.
>>173255421
meant for >>173255348
>done jerking off
>still no update
>>173255263
You forgot your trip Ash
>>173255589
Jerk off again.
NOW
>armor skins
http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/525074292236155924
>Body expertise no longer affects bulldozers
well there goes my BE builds
ARMOR SKINS BABEEEEEEEH
>instagram filters
>matrices and bastard
>>173256607
this , what the fuck is this , who the fuck asked for shitty filters
>no VHS filters
Anyone wanna pair up for some One Down
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060525801/
>>173256607
Are you surprised? The same thing was in PD:TH.
>>173256913
>one down
>not crime spree 250+
fucking pleb
>>173257023
Fuck you faggot do you want to play or not
>>173256913
>72 hours
Anyone wanna carry me on some One Down
So did we get an early safe reset to go with the new safe?
>>173257072
Fuck you Im good at this game
>Literally every single fucking thing added is nothing new and came from mods
Can`t wait to see whatever the fuck is the next one, also fuck everyone who joked about armor skins, gloves will be next
>>173257194
I want reticle skins.
>>173257190
join chat we have some people playing right now
Why are the filter previews so low quality? From what it shows BHD looks like more realistic colors however.
>>173257323
Nigga get Gage Mod Courier and put in your own crosshairs
>>173257194
>next update on day 6 is
>ai features
most likely some stupid little shit like : "see swats go behind shielded swats now !"
>cosmetic features
more skins
>community safe
EVEN MORE FUCKING SKINS
>mask pack
fucking christ overkill
>>173257575
"big updates every 2 days instead of small updates every day"
>>173257575
What do you want?
STOP ADDING ACHIEVEMENTS
>>173257745
actual content that peoples care about ? like heists , weapons etc , bassicly what we will get on day 8 and 10
no one want even more fucking weapon skins that no one but the peoples having them give a shit about and stupid instagram filters
>>173257532
I already have it. Where do I edit in my custom crosshairs?
So we're getting Green Bridge on day 10 and rescuing Kento from the transport, right?
what the fuck am I supposed to do if i starting from level 0? techforcer?
>>173257945
Play the game
>>173257575
>cosmetic features
My money is in change suit/new suits otherwise the armor skins are pointless for anyone who uses dodge.its been years since I used armor and can`t go back anymore
>>173257870
>no one want even more fucking weapon skins that no one but the peoples having them give a shit about and stupid instagram filters
Worse of all, the filters arent even new, I could use them already with PD:TH hud.
>>173257945
jewelry store > diamond store > election day rush > hoxton breakout
>>173257945
always have inspire skill, then armor
>>173257945
The Hoxton Breakout job on OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding Golden AK.762 rifles and Chicago Typewriter submachine guns.
>>173257870
The game could use better AI and the option to make it less grey. And by your own admission, some people do care about skins.
>>173258108
>>173258313
thanks
>>173258108
>election day rush
lol
just do firestarters
good loot in all 3 days
>>173258325
they shouldnt be a priority and a update selling point , gameplay and actual game content that affect the game should be.
>>173258508
Firestarter just takes too long, you can do election day max stealth bonus + hoxton breakout much quicker.
>>173258574
That is your opinion. The people that work on skins aren't the same as the ones who are in charge of gameplay and balancing. Them not creating skins for this event wouldn't have caused the amount of heist and weapon updates to double.
STEAL FROM THE RICH
>Armor skins
Hope skin unlocker works for those too.
>>173259059
GIVE TO MY SHELF
>>173258994
i know , but i still hate to this day valve for starting this whole weapon skin bullshit with tf2
>That feel when I can tell suit skins are probably coming
Please don't do this overkill between masks and armor and all the "casual" characters you've hurt this poor games aesthetic enough please just let them remain in reasonably coloured suits please
If you change their suits how the hell am I gonna tell em apart
>they added a filter based on the best game on the wii
>>173259774
Just call them, retard
>The higher you go, the more you get. We also sensed that you are a very stylish audience, so we thought, why not letting them heist with even more style. Therefore we are introducing Armor Skins together with one new Armor Safe. Dress up and get ready!
is the cirme spree fucking dead? or its just too early and everyone is downloading update?
>>173260669
No one seems to be joining mine and I can't see any crime spree games if it shows it
>>173260669
jojo???
>armors can actually look /fa/
well. guess I finally have a reason to wear them
>>173260669
Now that's a Jojo reference
>>173260853
>>173260907
jojofags begone
>>173260787
looks like overcancer fucked up server browser for this. im not even surprised
>>173260982
Nice Jojo reference my friend : )
>>173259774
>>173260069
Sure is hard to press F while looking at someone. Not like they yell out their name when they do.
>>173260982
>>173260982
>>173261247
>fighting cancer with even worse cancer
you are worse than the jojofags
>>173261208
>T. Wolf player
>>173261208
I'm so sorry Wolfie.
>>173261321
I didn't post >>173261247even though I made that image
>>173261321
its ironic jojo and minion posting tho
>>173261435
make a payday one
>>173261454
>ironic
>minion
>posting
get gassed asap
>>173261359
>>173261423
Fuck you guys;_;
>>173261640MEDI-
Kind of off topic but does anyone know any information about the game overkill announced awhile back named storm? I thought it was supposed to be released late 2017 but I haven't found any new info and it is still on their website so I don't think it has been scrapped
BE no longer affects bulldozers.
Guess they were really unhappy people could play one down with non meta(read not dlc) weapons.
Armour skin unlocker when
>>173253023
Maybe if you weren't bad you wouldn't be kicked. I only have 173 hours in l4d2 and I rarely get kicked in versus
payday 3 when?
>>173263989
Tomorrow.
>>173262681
kys
Armor skin unlocker when?
>>173264265
Next Wednesday
>>173264265
kys
what the fuck are the point of bags on crime spree
>>173264548
good goy
>>173266438
>needing to hack for skins that you can obtain for free
retard
>>173266423
What do you mean?
>>173261514Le medic bag XXDD AAAA
>>173266926
What do they give you? Extra money? Or is there no point going for extra bags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yajNG2RZV40
noice
>>173267305
>Basic alternate colours that allow for a nice bit of customization without being too over the top available without needing god tier rng/being a good goy
also
>school armour
school shooter heist when
>heists done in crime spree don't give you exp
>only get the shitty rewards exp that doesn't even come close to the heist exp rewards you would be getting if you didn't do crime spree
So what's the fucking point
>>173263891
You sound just like the type of person who would play L4D versus mode.
>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
>>173252847
Get the fuck out, then. Not a single person will give a shit you're gone.
Beyond the initial 5 levels of Infamy, is there even a point to still doing it? I did the first five plus a few so I could get some masks I wanted and have not done infamy since.
>>173255368
No, the China Puff is a direct upgrade and only retards use the Arbiter.
China Puff does 3900 damage per 'mag'
Arbiter does 3500 damage per mag
China Puff is more concealable
China puff does not have shit grenades that fucking bounce around at random
China puff is blatantly superior.
>>173269072
Of course not.
Is there a reason to use the M308 over the CAR-4?
>>173269721
You don't own the DLC
DMRs are garbage either way
>>173267771
>>school armour
>he doesn't have school armour
>this is despite his yuropeean welfare state
>he might be an orphan since parents should have gotten him school armour
>he won't survive the school shooting every first Monday of the month
checkmate yurope
What's a good primary to go with a pistol? For loud. I tend to use the pistol for 99% of things, even snipers.
>>173270074
A grenade launcher.
>>173270074
a saw
>>173269136
Blatantly superior my ass, I would accept the China puff being better than the arbiter in some aspects but saying it's better in every way just shows your autism.
>five in the mag compared to three
>infinite range with no drop off
>400 damage difference actually means anything
>more ammo
The China puff if good for dodge builds and one down builds, but elsewhere the arbiter can replace it. They're about equal in terms of usefulness
>>173269136
lol
I'M AN ARTIST, BUT I ONLY PAINT WITH RED
>>173269136
they're both fine
>>173268453
>not being max infamy in 2017
>>173270840
>not playing One Down
The My Heister thing SUCKS! Fuck you Overkill!!!!! TERRIBLE IDEA
>>173268453
>exp
so on the crime spree do the dw and one down cops come at some point or is just ovk with more spawns?
>>173271363
You could just not particip8.
>>173268453
why aren't you xxv
>>173271510
Just OVK, but they can get swole.
>>173271550
I can't wait to play with reddit's creation Heisty McHeistface
>>173268975
>not For the Kill
>>173271924
Henry was pretty fucking hardcore.Do you think matt is talking about Akan when he says something much worse is coming?
>>173269072
Achievements
>>173272036
No, he was talking aboutPayday 3
>>173272209
#MyHeister when?
Mega Rust Mask
>>173269264
>>173269303
Right, so people like >>173271312 and >>173271557 are just faggots then.
Mega Medicbag when
trashley
is it true that #myheister ends at the end of spring break?
>>173269721
skins
>>173272724
Well there are more masks, but as long as you have the first basic 4 (mastermind/tech/ghost/enforcer) then you're ready for meta.
>>173271557
>>173271387
>>173271312
Then literally what is the reason for doing crime spree if you get less exp and less money then doing the heists compared to normally?
You get some continental coins but you might aswell just farm safehouse raid which doesn't require you to spend them to do it in the first place. It really doesn't make any sense unless the rewards start becoming MUCH higher after a bunch of heists done in a row.
How the fuck do I get armour skins again?
Are they already for sale?
>>173273372
Sent ;)
>>173273372
crime spree rewards or armor safe drops
>Day 9
>Full scale papercraft of jiro's katana and mask
>Post it on instagram to get some codes ;)
>>173273085
Try playing more than one heist in Crime Spree.
It's by far the fastest way to gain both continental coins and cards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tXco_IjLG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9jnYmCh5uE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOYsUQGEYaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjMewF99VGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw
>>173273085
in theory you should be able to get more coins later on if you are good enough, you also get exclusive rewards from it like some of the new armor skins and mega rust.
and safehouse raid is boring af.
>>173273490
>>173273732
Alright, tomorrow ill try to just get as far as possible and see how much the rewards ends up becoming.
DMRs or just normal barrels for assault rifles?
>>173254327
> autistic drawfag
What do you want?
>>173274532
matt geting raped by hoxton and jacket in jackets room
FUCKING SCI FI ROBOT GUNS
>crime spree can have stealth
Some of the armour skins were nice, but no thanks. Fuck off Overkill.
Stealth has done absolutely nothing but hinder Payday right from the start of Payday 2.
TRASHLEY
tell your jewish masters to update the fucking fbi files
heat street isn't in the goddamn heist listing in the lore bit
could also use a matt entry
OH
and fucking add more emails
this is literally the only part of the game I still like because it can't be ruined by overkill but they need to fucking write it cunts
does crime spree stay after infamy?
Let's do this! Day 4 and the search continues! http://searchforkento.com #PAYDAY2 @OVERKILL_TM @StarbreezeAB #teamdallas
he's not bad at the papercraft malarky
do armor skins drop in the exact same way at weapon skins? i only get one a week?
>>173276482
>eric
>jiro papercraft
>#teamdallasis this a jojo reference?
>>173276617
would you valentine or ericI would an eric
>>173276838
Eric is obviously superior with his stand [Alvin and the Chipmunks]
Holy FUCK the armour skins are shit
Why can't we have armour skins in the same vein as weapons, i.e. like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1plG0Dhag
>>173278673
Or this?
>>173278768
Why is he so out of breath
>two additional bulldozer is allowed into the level
>>173278768
This makes me uncomfortable
So how do I end crime spree so I can get my cards and shit
>>173278768
can i get a transcript of this
i only speak english
>>173278949
Drunk
>>173278993
click claim rewards you fucking retard
>>173278993
>return to lobby
>claim rewards
>have to change game filter in lobby to find crime spree games
>double clicking causes crashes
TRASHLEEEEEEYYY YELL AT SOMEONE FOR ME ABOUT THIS
Double clicking in the crime spree lobby causes a crash
This is fucking next-level shit, Christ. Incompetence beyond incompetence.
>>173279989
>>173280040
QUALITY ISRAELI CODING
>>173279989
>>173280040
>Application has crashed: C++ exception
mods/Lobby Player Info/lua/menucomponentmanager.lua:4: attempt to call method 'mouse_double_click' (a nil value)
Learn to read the crash files before blaming devs, fucking plebs
>>173280148
Oh, is that one of the new rewards for the crime spree? I thought it would just be the armour skins you get as a reward
Oi Jakketo, chanto tsuite kon kai!
>>173249381
god i need more trashly lewds
>>173280148
MEGA BONNIE WHEN
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEN
YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYONE ELSE ONE THAT CAME BEFORE HER WHY DO YOU SKIP OVER BEAUTIFUL BONNIE
>>173280386
why cant jiro be cooler
i just want a cool yakuza
Do you get a higher chance of unique rewards for
1. doing higher rank crime spree but shorter sprees
or
2. doing longer sprees and difficulty doesn't matter as much
>>173273732
>mega rust
what ? they really put it there ?
>>173280550
Kento character pack 4.99$.
I like Japanese grandpa.
>>173280550
Jiro is cool if he only spoke more like he does in the trailers and shit.
>>173280709
I'd only pay 4.99 for Kento if he's basically just Kiryu Kazuma.
>>173280789
That would be an improvement. He's actually cool in trailers.
>>173280550
He's only not cool because he sounds autistic during heists
Other than that I think he's good
>>173194116
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- In The Head! (any_50_headshot_kills)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Hong Kong Gun Fu (daily_akimbo)
Brought to you by John Wick, starring in John Wick Chronicles for VR on Steam today!
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>173278768
what the h*ck
>>173280148
What happened to his horn?
Big bank has 4 escapes. Bus is only good one and this still piss me off so much cuz other escapes interesting but add snipers or far away from vault
>2017
>still can't mark civs
>>173274717
I'm not really confident enough in my abilities to draw porn yet
okay, so is there ANY reason to get all bags on the spree jobs? It doesn't seem to get more money, or more cards or difficulty levels or anything.
>crime spree
>host returns to lobby
>LEAVES before claiming reward
Got some questions about crime spree. Does armor skins are just super rare to drop? Where armor safe drops - only at spree or at heists too? And usually when they release new safe it is the first card drop after update but not this time?
>>173278673
Suit skins when? I want bright pink suits for all my heisters.
>>173282516
No there is no reason to
>>173282586
Armor skins should be replacing the hoxton safe as a weekly safe drop, still don't know about the armor skins on crime spree
>>173282585
No reason to claim reward until you fuck up a heist.
>>173282586
you can only get : green , blue , tan , grey and black armor camo on crime spree , rest is only in safes
>>173283431
How do you get them?
>>173284480
i only got one at crime spree level 100 so my guess is every time you pass 100 levels
>>173284640
fucking 100, damn.
No one is joining my spree so I'm soloing everything
>>173284712
Join chat. That seems to work for people.
>>173272724
its just something to do, it gets boring being the same level
#NotMyHeister
>>173278673
>recolors and simple camo patterns are shit
wot
>>173282586
How do you get them from crime spree? What do you have to do?
Where do I find this filters thing?
>bought scarface
>perk deck looks shit
>use the Little Friend on the diamond
Holy fucking shit is this what true power feels like
How is there a gun this overpowered this is insanely comfy
>>173286119
>OP
>Shitty as hell pickup rate
CAR-4 DMR does the same job but has far better pickup rate
>>173286235
A Dmr that packs with it a grenade launcher with an insane pickup rate is a friend of mine.
>>173285762
press F you fuck
>>173286328
The GL has a high pickup rate? Alright I guess that changes things but I'd still say CAR-4 DMR + China Puff/Arbiter setup is far better in terms of ammo management and unless you really need a saw it's still pretty gimmicky considering the small magazine and ammo pool.
>>173282242
>2017
>posting one of the choppiest gifs ever
How do I get an armour skin? What do I have to do during crime sprees?
Do we still not have a name for the pdgtan?
>>173287919
Her name is Rick
>>173287919
Sugoi
>>173254327
>Even dsg has one.
/dsg/ had a lot of drawfags before they got tired of /dsg/ shit
>>173287819
totally legitimate
>>173287919
I liked Ohio
dudes we're about to go into wwIII and you fucking losers still playing some shitty ass dead game
what skin color do i use for paper-tan?
something like the pic ordelicious chocolate?
>>173288729
do that pic's color
https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135513421439257885/?ctp=11#c135513549095867907
Joakim won't actually say when the fucking contest ends, he just dodges the question every time.
>start crime spree
>wait 10 minutes
>nobody joins
>play solo
>stuck on loading screen after selecting second heist
B-BUT ITS OKAY TOMORROW IS PAPER DOLLS
So how do I turn the new filters or whatever on?
>>173289201
Yes.
>>173289046
>Reach 250 for mega rust
>still not a fucking single fucking armor skin dropped
Sure, give me those new paper dolls.
Besides the constant crashes, I actually really fucking like Crimespree. Makes the game feel somewhat fresh again, if that makes sense.
>no friends
>don't follow the meta because I'm a casual faggot
>don't want to impose on some random's crime spree and maybe cost them a win
>>173289270
Don't act dumb.
>>173280487
Bonnie gets no respect
Being a Bonnie main is suffering
>>173290910
>Impliying the wolfbois are any better
Don`t complain, you have interactions and voice lines updated.
>>173285762
Options>video>advanced>color grading
>>173290910
>tfw houston main
Favourite filter?
Matrices is nice
>>173292840
Haven't tried most of them but In Traffic is kinda nice
>>173290910
unrelated but I really like that in the lore the reason Bonnie is in the gang is because she begged Hox to let her in because she vaguely knew something about Hector
the entrance requirements for the world's most lethal criminal syndicate are pretty lax
>>173292840
BHD isn't bad
How the fuck do I get armour skins? Do they drop during crime sprees? Will it say I'll get one when I cash in?
>>173292840
All are shit, use this instead
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/15/540743212763260169/?l=czech
>>173293649
>link removed
What did he mean by this?
>>173293767
Steam trying to block sites that are unfamiliar or known attack sites. I had a medical journal I was linking to an old friend blocked in the same manner in a steam chat.
>>173293649
card drops just like weapon safes
>>173293980
The fuck do we do now
>>173286465
The GL pickup is pretty close to 1 per box
what's the genius way overkill delivers updates that causes every small update to take forever to install?
does anyone have an updated version of this that includes Tony?
>>173294915
let the threadshitting commence
>>173294915
come on houston
>>173294915
Lets roll
>>173294915
>jacket
>Gotta get a grip
My autism
>>173294915
>no negatives on sokol
>not mentioning the fact that he's a complete homosexual
>>173294958
I JUST ASKED FOR AN UPDATE
GOD DAMMIT
>>173294915
Chains is literal god tier roommate, with Jacket coming in second
I bet Jacket would be so fucking fun to watch 80's action movies and play vidya with
>>173294915I actually really want to fuck Sydney because she seems just crazy enough to be really kinky in bed. Like choking you and biting you hard enough to actually cause damage and slicing your back open with her nails and then leg locking you to force you to knock her up
>>173295308
>not mentioning the fact that he's a complete homosexual
>negative
you gay son?
>>173294915
rallen
I'm always amazed that people act like the payday heisters have so much personality when in reality all of them are as two dimensional as could possibly be
>>173294915
Rolling for Jacket
>>173295401
No but Sokol is
>>173295496
Eh, I could settle with Jimmy
anyone here got crime spree 250 on fullspeed swarm
you want a different experience that's it
>>173295834
Only true badasses can achieve such accomplishments.
>>173294641
assuming that everyone has a remotely modern data storage device installed in their computer
get with the fucking times grandpa
>>173280550
jacket seems to like him
>"A seeker. A hero will find the treasure. Lost, but it is unknown. Do not be afraid."
FUCK YOU OVERKILL
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME
>>173293767
just quote the post to see it
>>173297198
by 250 you have like 12 or 13 of those
dont take heavy swat it's fucking garbage
>>173292840
you have good taste
I almost mained Houston but I played Jimmy once and liked him too much to stop
>>173297335
i took it and have played about 3 heists with it so far
i don't even mind them it's the fucking goddamn snipers one-shotting me when i'm not even halfway to 250, and the fact that the third heist option is always big bank or fucking panic room
it would be nice if heists didn't have locked-in spree ticket point level whatever values so i wouldn't feel so compelled to repeat the same fucking heists just for efficiency's sake
>>173297380
Is that a Jojo reference
>>173294915
Before 50 blessings jacket spent most of his time doing nothing at his apartment and took years to do whatever he was doing for beard, the dude wouldn't be on time with anything
>>173297712
also am I crazy or doesn't he also have lines of coke in his apartment
>>173297820
nah jacket just smokes, he was sitting in a literal pile of cigs back in Hawaii
seems to have kicked the habit in pd with all the "no smoking" lines, which is pretty neat
>>173294915
>>173294958
rolling for bonnie
>>173298156
if he's a bot he'll light up outside banks in stelf mode
>>173298156
>>173298387
don't all of them smoke?
>>173298581
yes
>>173298579
>smoker voice combined with destroyed vocal chords
That'd be a pretty interesting combo to hear
>inb4 you can't talk without vocal chords
You can
>>173294221
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/15/540743212763260169/?l=czech
>>173294186
I mean the ones that drop during crime sprees, how do you know if you're getting one?
>>173299003
>link removed
What did he mean by this?
HEY TRASHLEY
Are we getting an early safe reset during the event, like in the housewarming party? Was there one today?
>>173299084
http://www.mediafire.com/file/yd2464ymdllduv2/Color+Filters.zip
>>173294915
Fuck it
>>173299084
stop copying me
>>173299084 (You)
stop copying me
>>173299547
You tried
>>173299651
just goes to show you i'm just as bad at life as i am in payday 2
How does it notify me that I've gotten an armour skin that's not in a safe?
>>173299717
Neck yourself.
>>173299813
i have to see payday 3 first at the very least
if it is somehow worse than modern payday 2 we have a deal
also it probably happens when you turn in your spree
>>173296978
..?
literally everyone i know has always complained about the retarded way overkill updates their games
they're the only company afaik that makes updates take as fucking long as they do for tiny as shit updates
>>173300230
somehow you play payday 2 and are unaware that the update installation speed is a tradeoff for smaller file size, which was deemed preferable by the community at least twice in this game's life span
you also don't have payday 2 installed on an ssd
>>173299813
>>173299923
your rewards tab will have a little paint brush thing at the end with "cosmetic"
If I look away from a NPC and then look back really fast they'll be invisible for a second. Is there a way to fix this?
>all these infamous and shit
>not a single armor skin
>>173300315
>50 gb folder
>dota 2 is 20
>gta v was 60
truly (((overkill))) are masterminds
>>173300643
don't take my post as defense, overkill has been one of the most consistently retarded game dev companiessince goldfarb left
>>173300315
>game was about 20gb at launch
>salefags dont remember when the install was over 40gb by the time dw was added
>people were complaining that every update was making the install largerfinalsolution: get rid of sales babbies
Hey, what the fuck
This is an issueif you're retarded, note how almost everyone is playing solo, and no doubt a majority of lobbies with people in them are friends. There is no way to find a Crime Spree unless you go into filters and change the game mode. So, basically, you're forced to play solo because no one will ever see them.
>>173300745
i find that these discussions usually turn into "you think you hate this game and developer, but i've been dealing with this for almost four years now"
>>173300827
i hosted a crime spree for a couple of hours and people came and went just fine
frankly if they're too stupid to open up the filter i don't want them in my lobby anyway
>>173300827
get some friends dude
>>173300884
I'd normally go by this logic, but I don't want to be alone for hours while I get some fucking armour skins. That's ridiculous. I played for hours with two friends earlier and like three people joined, all of whom were still shitters.
>>173300936
No one is playing at 1 in the morning you spastic. People have work/school. Hence why this is an issue.
Got a question for anyone that still uses Deckstravaganza. How do you manage to get 90 or 80 dodge? I remember that you had to have cards 1,3,5 and 7 from 2 perk decks and either rogue or crook for the second card but I can't remember which one it was.
>>173301020
>No one is playing at 1 in the morning you spastic
i am and i have both work and school
bitch
>>173301031
>cheating
>>173301065
Slit your wrists you irresponsible fuck
this is why you don't have a girlfriend
>>173301108
Don't care if it is
>>173301108
you aren't incorrect, but i've been through enough relationships to know that this is how i prefer to live for now
ayy i got a skull armor
>>173301604
Recomend selling to those autist that doesnt realize they are free safes with only 6 skins meaning any qualiy has high chances to drop
>>173301604
>Not selling for 2 and a half euros
That's why you will never be successful, kiddo
>>173301031
Nevermind, found it.
Here it is if anyone interested.
Ammo efficiency in MM ever worth taking?
>>173302139
nope
>>173301031
send me link
>>173302241
sent ;)
>>173301604
I want it
>>173294915
Good roll
any girlsmaleplay this game
>>173302724
Ashley
>>173302279
This aint the mod, you sent the dick pics. They aren't even cute, I cant make my willy nilly cry to this shit
>>173300827
>bitching on reddit of all places about shitters
>not just soloing a few heists for shitty armor skins
buddy you don't need anyone to carry you if you spent half as much time bitching just getting good instead
>>173302965
ok here's the mod ;)
https://mega.nz/#!xpAWkTrR!RlMX4MjTfcD-XHS_MZfvPnM9ZI0-Wn-eFIXUeDoe_Hs
Shitposting aside, I think this is the most recent version since I haven't seen the anon who made it post it in a while
so how exactly do I use the kingpin perk deck
which dlcs should I buy since they're on sale?
gotta get biker for that shotgun
>>173305729
Go to the perks menu, there you can find the Kingpin one and use it
>>173305958
I mean like is it any good
was thinking about getting the scarface char pack
>>173305826
>>173306028
DLC unlocker exists dipshits
In case you've forgotten:
https://mega.nz/#F!EdpnlSxA!4ogcWGwEavdtDJ0miCPL-Q
>>173306127
too much hassle to deal with autokicker
75 percent off is a good deal
>>173305729
>>173306028
Kingpin is basically a better Muscle
Same 80% health bonus, but instead of a passive regen, you have the Injector, which you can use 2 ways.
You can use it to regen lost health as long as your armor is up, or you can use it as this pseudo-invincibility mode, where your health will tank 75% of damage, and 100% damage below half health. Of course, the downside is that the injector replaces your throwable.
>>173306268
yes goy, very good deal, buy now, buy it all
>>173306127
Auto kick cheaters exists :^)
Fucking
Hell
>>173306478
should've waited until spring break event was over :^)
also
>filename
shit taste desu
>>173306606
Why would I wait
>>173306802
more cheivos on day 10
>>173306802
I dunno maybe because they'll add more achievements
Like in two days for example
>>173306915
>>173306905
Oh I misunderstood
It'll just be Green Bridge or something, no big deal. This took like eight hours though
>So, how's the new game mode?
>>173306478
whats it like having autism
no seriously who would ever want to 100% this fucking game
it never even ends until it officially dies when payday 3 comes out
post guns
>>173307225
You get enough to continue when you're that far along, thankfully
>>173307245
it's ok
Also this was really the only achievement that was all that time consuming besides the stupid 'do shit for an hour' ones
>>173307006
haha silly anon : )
>there's a way to spend my millions of continental coins now
good
>>173308832
The new infamy will use the coins
>>173309078
>going infamy past 5
but why? are they still going with giving extra boosts?
>>173294915
Why not
>do crimspree solo
>get hit by cloakers and bots can't get to me
I swear to god why the fuck did overkill change them from cuffing players to downing it's so dumb
>>173310148
cloakers NEVER cuffed players
>>173310331
>i never played PDTH
>>173310842
they cuffed bots you retard, they downed players
do some fucking research
>i accuse him of never playing pd:th when i in, in fact, never played it myself
>>173270074
You could try werfing flammen at them.
GREEN BRIDGE WHENraincoats when
>>173309161
you get fucking stat upgrades in the new infamy system, the old one is going to be scrapped completely
Where can you see what time is needed bonus is for for the bonus when playing a crime spree mission? And is additional loot somehow contributing to your score or are you just supposed to finish asap?
>>173280550
He is pretty cool, you just can't understand what he's saying.
Go look for the translations of his lines. I particularly like his pager lines.
>>173311137
It's still a better mechanic for them to be cuffed instead of downed.
>>173311975
no rewards for loot, just go as fast as you can
>>173312146
I see, thanks bud.
>>173285121
>12 people in /vg/general hat
>23 in payday 2 chat
13k people in game
I've played casual clicker games with their own shitty radio shows that had more people in chat than this.
>>173311975
>Where can you see what time is needed bonus is for for the bonus
what
>>173312329
Isn't that what the different timed clocks next to available jobs are? Pretty sure a streamer last night said they represent different times needed for a bonus or something, might be completely wrong though.
>>173312415
I mean I have no idea what that gibberish means
>what time is needed bonus is for for the bonus
>>173312415
I'm pretty sure it just means 'short, medium and long' heist.
>>173312520
Just checked the jobs I got to choose from and it makes sense, thanks.
Ashley can we get one quick code dump before I go to bed? I don't know when you're normally here so I just spend all my free time here now and I'm dying inside
>>173294915
That Rust is so off the mark its unbelievable.
>friendly and wacky
He's a miserable, angry psycho.
>>173312036
i don't disagree, i'm just saying that didn't happen in pd:th
>reinstall after half a year of abstinence
>can't change my skills because my game crashes whenever I try
good ol' Payday.
>>173289201
in video settings
About to make the switch from low concealment SB/LB weapons to high detection builds. What are your mostfunloadouts to use? Are LMGs shit on high difficulties?
>>173315137
Dude, just go full retard with shotguns, rocket launchers, lmgs and the minigun, GL's, etc. I'm sure you can figure out what's fun for yourself.
I'm actually partial to a rifle with HVT. Even if its one of those dirty suboptimal 80 rifles.
>>173315137
LMG are ok with BE aced up to Deathwish, wouldnt try them on OD tho
One Down is not a difficulty. It's a quarantine.
is the fucking global bonus xp still not working
>>173316127
I did OVK Rats and got 61 levels from 0 despite retards blowing up the bus, I'd guess it is.
>>173316127
Seems not. What are they thinking
>>173316505
>overkill
>thinking
Seriously, bro?
>>173316463
That's just your infamy bonus, the global bonus xp doesn't do anything yet.
>5 days in
>still doesn't work
>>173317090
It was 8 days during the hype event until the exp boost worked
>>173278768
>ashley's vocaroo
Stop posting this.
It's annoying
>20 minutes to install a 344mb update that took less than a minute to download
what the actual fuck?
>>173318529
Yep. I got a slower HDD and it takes even longer.
>>173281085
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- Yeah He's A Gold Digger (yeah_hes_a_gold_digger)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- A Trip Down Memory Lane (daily_classics)
Brought to you by Dallas.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>173318529
There's no update retard
>>173317748
>t. Trashley
>>173318915
What are you on about? The last update was 300 MB.
>>173318980
The last update was yesterday, hence you're a day slow
Mentally retarded, lad?
>>173319086
What makes you think the guy didn't update it today? Not everyone plays every day. And the point is that it takes some time, not when the update is or isn't.
>>173319147
Ok?
Who's excited for more paper gang today?!
>>173319226
Fuck off Almir
>>173318915
I can't stand her voice really
>>173318915
XD le ebin t. meme
Hang yourself you fat finn nigger
What was the last decent heist?
>>173276057
maybe
>>173322718
No Mercy
post #myheister progess
inb4 >i cant draw
neither can i, now open ms paint get started nigger
>>173322898
>HATTORI GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>173298581
According to Chainsbis in a Pockle apparently Chains doesn't but yeah every boy will light up
What's the fastest way of leveling to 100 after going infamous?
>>173325431
Jew Store OD > Diamond Store OD > Hoxout whatever > Rats I think? The first two are stelfed obviously.
>Armor skins already at 3 bucks or so
it was too obvious, will reach a few cents like hox stuff in a couple of days.
Heard about an infamy 3.0. Will they actually make it useful aside the less point requeriments?
>>173327569
They will literaly give player booss that you can buy with continental coins, stuff such as more starting ammo or more armor
>>173319226
I unironically am, printed all the characters out so far
>>173328667
Have youmade your own heister?
>>173328819
Can't draw for shit senpai
>>173325431
I just ran Slaughterhouse OVK at 0. It'sfununlike starting off with stealth. If you insist, though, just run one or two Diamond stores first.
>>173327995
That's a separate system from Infamy 3.0. All they're doing with Infamy is removing the level 25 limit.
But yes, they did manage to get people to start spending their goycoins shortly before adding in the coin boost system.
The traitor isDallas.
>>173329283
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
A MEDIC BAG
>>173329283
>Not "I don't really need a Medic Bag"
You fucked up.
>>173329439
>better joke than mine
why dont you make these shit edits then
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK WE'RE FIGHTING HERE?
>>173329890SEX MILITARY?!
>>173329890its the clownsthe clowns fromAA
>No mercy on OD
>>173330459
Looks about right.
>raincoats in 5 (5) days
Raincoats tomorrow.
t. Bought inside man
>yfw they don't add raincoats to green bridge
can I please know why mods on that cockgobbler fest of Steam Community Forums are randomly banning people who are not bragging about their cheated achievements,begging or doing anything destructive against the sorry image of that company/game?
Who's giving them the right to do so?
>>173331101
they wont and you know it
>>173331101
>tfw just want swap my clothes based on the heist
>get armor skins
For some reason when I try to alt tab out of PD2 it just changes into a windowed version and I can't alt tab unless I quit the game. How do I fix this?
>>173331220
>Who's giving them the right to do so?
That would be OVK. In the end they're responsible for what the mods do.
>>173331220
>retards that unlock every cheevo at once get banned
why do you care? are you one them?
>>173331101
Someone already found leaked code that they do.
>>173331560
Never mind, I fixed it. It was running in compatibility mode for some reason.
post yfw the """raincoats""" are just the suit textures painted yellow
Do armor skins even drop at the moment? I'm at 138 and still haven't got one.
>>173332297
>>173332339
I got two on the way to 250.
Is it possible to run PD2 in borderless window?
>>173332883
I use borderless gaming
>>173332297
There are leaked files that look like actual raincoats, only the arms though.
There's a rumor that armor skins aren't flagged as cheater with skin unlocker.
Can someone verify?
>>173300615
pls help this is driving me crazy
ah yes
>>173333661
Change streaming chunk kB
>>173333504
there isn't even a armor skin unlocker retard
>>173333752
Well that looks funky
>>173333991
it's literally just the default sleeves recoloured
they put NO effort in at all
30mb habbening
JACKETO PAPERCRAFT IS HERE !
>>173334079
It's literally not
>>173334180
Actually, those sleeves look almost the same
>bobblehead bob & kawaiidozer
maybe not everything is horrible
wait a second , they just flipped day 6 and day 8 content
look like the AI features is giving them more trouble than expected
>>173334079
>>173334389
>LITERALLY BLIND
>>173334180
>>173334389
>>173334486
>he doesn't have cufflinks on his raincoat
>>173334389
You should be comparing the first person arm models
>>173334465
>Overkill cant code ai
>they notice that if they release it tomorrow its gonna be a fucking shit show
>quick ! make the new weapons day 6 instead of 8 !
not surprising
>>173333752
>Base sleeves with just a fucking texture change
still, seems they will put new "suits"
>https://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/525074292239387244
> It seems like Jacket, Sydney and Jimmy are having trouble at the Jewelry Store. That crazy bunch tried to pull a heist just armed with Deagles and totally forgot to bring something to open the deposit boxes. Amateurs! Pack the OVE9000
>Jew store
>deposit boxes
The devs are the biggest shitters of all.
>>173334672
>The devs are the biggest shitters of all.
How is this new?
I tried Crime Spree and crashed entering the sewers on Birth of Sky, re-joined, and got nothing. Now I'm out of sync with my team for spree points.
Thanks Overkill.
>>173334672
>The devs are the biggest shitters of all.
>>173333796
I tried changing it to be lower and higher and it didn't seem to do anything. This is what happens when I look away and then back at the bots; same thing happens to enemies.
>>173334743
It's not, but it's surprising how they keep finding new ways to remind us.
>>173334610
>33 Mb update
Guess I'll check that in an hour
>>173322898
This is already better than 90% of pdg. What name will you give her?
>>173334610
>>173336547
It's just the suit sleeves with a yellow rubbery texture.
>>173335391
havent decided yet
something weeb for sure
>>173332109
a certain gobbler who had his own cult of followers and acts like a spoiled cunt indeed banned me for having 170 hours,all achievements and infamies,little he knew that every time something could be abused I was straight after it,also 25 could be easily attained due XP event that happened in the past.
Also since I was tired of their DLC kikery I just wiped my stats with SAM and deleted saves so everything was back to 0 minus the achievements,but since they love to witch hunting cause buttblasted idiots with 5k hours crying hacks for everything,that thing decided to ban me.
Childhood is when you idolize Hoxton. Adulthood is when you realize the Houston makes more sense.
>>173336547
That's the third person character model. The first person arms are different.
Childhood is when you idolize first aid kits. Adulthood is when you realize medic bags make more sense.
>>173334610
all characters except those with unique arms, (the girls, jacket, bodhi, jimmy, rust?) share a single model for first person arms
and that model hasnt been replaced, just retextured
>papergang Bob
Childhood is when you idolize armor. Adulthood is when you realize dodge make more sense.
Childhood is when you idolize dodge. Adulthood is when you realize armor skins make more sense.
>>173337191
well he is our bartender now , and after all the shit that happened to him , he deserve some nice stuff
>>173294915
cool
>>173294915
Give Jimmy
>>173294915
give me the chicken wings
>Want Bone armor
>Only got Skull
Should I just settle
I want to be a full skeleton
>knock guard on his ass
>AI headshots him while he's down, hitting him in the chin
>for just a split second, his neck stretches several feet
As broken as it is, sometimes this game is fucking hilarious.
>>173340661
Giraffe neck is actually a pretty common bug in a lot of video games, regardless of engine.
>>173340661
>for just a split second, his neck stretches several feet
my favorite
Best way to farm armor skins is to reach 100 and claim
>>173341420
Yeah those are just the ones you can get from the freebies
The armor safe skins are only in that safe
>>173341420
YIPPEE KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKERS
>>173341705
I'M TWO BLOCKS AWAY
I CAN HEAR AND SEE THE SIRENS
>>173341705
GERONIMO MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAS
>>173342306
FUCKING AWESOME
>>173342396
FANTASTIC, JUST FANTASTIC
whats a weeb name related to money
>>173343015
Yen?
>lbv crook with desert fox
Why have I not been using this the whole time? This shit's good as fuck.
>>173343015
http://jisho.org/search/%20%E5%86%86%20%23names
http://jisho.org/search/%E9%87%91%20%23names
>>173343015
Kane?
>>173343015
That's gotta be... that's gotta be Kane!
>>173343259
>crook with snipers
muh nigga, fuck those metafags, right?
>>173343015
Okane, probably.
Also close to "okami" or wolf, just like that mask.
>>173343259
Why not contractor though?
>>173343259
>Not LBV Anarchist with The Contractor™
>>173343494
H*ck yeah my dude, fun above meta.
>>173343542
>>173343673
Toss some shekels my way and I'd love to.
>>173343259
It's a great build till those fucking shotgun faggots spawn in the thousands
Put the codes in the bag and nobody gets hurt, Trashley.
>>173344020
dumb frogposter
>>173311979
What am I looking at
>>173344294
feelsbadman
Dumb frogposter mask soon.
>>173344597
Knowing Overkill, there's a chance that might really happen.
>>173344597
>Mask gets a special line to dominate cops that makes you scream REEEEEEEE at them
>Crime spree level 220
>Snipers are one-shotting everything
>Shotgun swats are eating away half of my health even with Muscle perk deck
>20k health dozers
>Can't one-shot shit with the China Puff anymore
Holy shit this is hardcore
>>173343015
Hazukashī
>>173344853
>tfw skulldozers start dealing 200%+ more damage
>>173344853
>Infiltrator Perk Deck
>Others are getting savaged by this shit
>Being surrounded in mayhem gives me just enough resist to duck out without harm.
Can get a bit hairy when I get cocky with it, but this is a really solid perk deck for crime sprees.
>>173343015
>they add pdg tan
>she's kento's gf
>>173345270
>they add pdg tan
>she's kento's daughter (male)
>>173344853
>Its a 3 cards with the same buff the enemies after using 4-6 of those.
>Go back to main lobby
>Jimmy has Dallas's textures on him
>>173345559
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>173345559
>those eyes
>>173345559
Just not in the right places
>>173343015
Kogane means gold or golden
>>173345559
>>173345725
I had Sokol's head clipping through the top of certain masks. I think the bugfix for armor textures fucked something else up.
>>173345559
>>173345676
I NEED
Trying to get a crew together for crime-spree
post ids if you wanna buy in (starting at 0, pushing to 150-250)
>>173345559
>>173345725
>>173346564
moetron of heisters
>>173347667
No u
>>173348154
u first fag
>>173348215
YOu fucking gay homo
>>173259154
STEAL FROM THE NICHE
>>173348528
FINE GO FUCK YOURSELF
also id/vizualperception
>"do 2 classic heists" side job
>run slaughterhouse and heat street
>makes "side job complete noise"
>don't get my coins
>still 1/2
>didn't unlock any new trophies or finish any other side jobs
Classic Overkill programming.
>Locke tips us off about a conspiracy
>Bain thinks its fishy
>find and beat up Matt
>lead on Kento's location
>break open the transport
>find our new heister
>Kento
>It's just Locke wearing a rice paddy hat and doing a racist accent
>"oi yes honorubu daddy. It's me, Rittre Kento. For Sure."
17$ for an armor skin, what?
>>173349452
top kak
>>173349452
i want this
>>173343015
git gudjk, nice job
>>173349452
>instead of a hat it's just a lampshade
I AM CHINEEEEEEESE, IF YOU PREAAAAAAAAAAASE
>"The Crazies"
>Has Sydney
I don't think i've hated a character this much
>>173350273
Kak Pack 2.0 when?
>>173350236
Thats p good
Half way! Who's cutting????? Paper Gang Jimmy, Sydney, Jacket and Bobblehead Bob + gear! http://searchforkento.com @OVERKILL_TM @OVERKILL_TM
>>173351841
autism
>>173351841
The best reward of all
>>173351896
YOU GOT A DEATH WISH MOTHERFUCKER?
>>173352028
ah, thanks friend
>>173351841
Proof that good looks and intelligence don't go together
>>173352218
>can't even quote dallas right
autism
>>173352373
>he doesn't know every dallas line and variation by heart
I have never misquoted dallas, you just don't know him well enough
when is pdg-tan going to be submitted
>>173352804
never
pdg wont manage to achieve that much, not to mention the fact she'd never win
>>173352028
>>173353486
dumbjojoposter
post your /pdg/-tans
reminder that the contest ends in 5 days
>>173353714Mwee?
Armor safes only drop in Crime Spree?
>>173354145
no
>>173354790
nice photoshop faggot
>https://twitter.com/Parasite0505/status/850457495181176834
can anything be edgier than this?
>>173354995
Absolutely disgusting.
>>173353714
when you submitted yours shouldnt you have included a name or something?
>>173354995
bio: parasite was born with a special power. he was stronger than all of his classmates in the heister fighting academy. he served in the payday military fighting winters in the final battel against winters. winters downed him and turn him to darkness and he killed synday. he lost a part of his nose stop pming me asking why thats why. also dukes earlings arent girly fuck you clovermain2934 everyone knows yor a fucking raid faggot
>>173354145
Nope.
Was hosting a lobby with friends last night and one of the newer players that got the game just this week got one in a drop.
I was subtly butt blasted.
>>173355582
kek
>>173354995
is that supposed to be a tick on its nose
ew
>>173355147
nah, rules in the steam thread say visual only, name and lore are for overkill to decideactually i couldnt think of a name
>>173353714
>Chaika
wew lad
>Hox breakout 2
>Dozers with fucking 25k health
>Black and white
>Suddenly, 2 black dozers during endless assault
Holy shit, this is more intense than One Down
>>173355602
>>173354145
See what I want to know is if armor safes are separate drops from the weapon safes
So, how do you actually apply the visual filters?
>>173357073
You don't because they're shit.
Use this instead
http://www.mediafire.com/file/yd2464ymdllduv2/Color+Filters.zip
>>173320038
>exit the armor skin preview screen
>crashes
>crash log blames blackmarketgui.lua
>removes every mod that has that
>still crashing
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW, BAIN?!seriously tho how do i fix this
>Open armor safe
>Game crashes
wew
>>173357657Stop playing
>>173358072
will do once i get 100% again
just need the heat shit and crimespree achievements
the fact that overkill keeps adding shit and nullifying my 100% pisses me off
>>173358195
You're retarded
>>173358296
this game is retarded and shit
>>173354995
yes
https://twitter.com/OfficialCapulus/status/850230384163930113
>>173359084
>doesn't need to put on a mask and rob banks, just collect her paycheck once in a while
so what's the best armor skin
>>173359084
>is blind
>collects neetbux
thats a real robbery
>>173354995
>>173359084
you are like babies, watch this
>https://twitter.com/athenerjr/status/849856031068835840
>>173354995
>parasite0505
What a fitting name for a leech on society
>>173359658
>>173359427
>https://twitter.com/Skelletor_/status/849100949767454720
>pst, nothing personel kid
>>173359714
> grips fedora
It's tips fedora, anon
>>173359929
>being this new
>>173356520
I'd imagine not, safe's a safe unless otherwise noted.
I'm surprised our pet trap isn't here right now.
Just installed wolfhud but I keep crashing whenever I interact with things, like lockpicking. Here's my crashlog
Application has crashed: C++ exception
mods/WolfHUD/lua/Interaction.lua:178: attempt to call method 'set_locked' (a nil value)
Any ideas? I already removed my other press2hold mod.
>>173360085
Do not act of dumbings
>>173360275
have you tried uninstalling wolfhud it sounds like it might be the problem
>>173360575
ecks dee simply eric
>>173360257
the general is alive beacuse of the event, no need for ash to keep the thread going by posting codes
you guys thought they are actually here because they like you? pfffffffffffffff
>>173360705
if your a community manager that genuinely hates the community your managing your life is shit
>>173360605
well excuse me for trying to help
>>173360705i just want someone to sexually harass
>>173361197
Shitposting isn't helping
>>173361823
if you don't want stupid answers don't ask stupid questions
>>173357073
advanced video settings
>>173362060
>asking for help to fix a crash is stupid
wew lad classic /vg/
>>173362117
i recommend you to look somewhere else for help
>>173362465
>game crashes because of a mod
>"uninstall the mod"
>DUDE YOU'RE NOT HELPING STUPID SHITPOSTER
???
>>173362634
>"uninstall the mod"
>doesnt give a reason, just to uninstall it
good shitpost my friend : ^ )
so what do you guys think will be the new weapon and throwable tomorrow ?
is theflamethrowerod viable?
>>173362961
the reason is that your game is crashing
>>173362961
The reason is that the HUD can't keep up with the daily updates to the game and is outdated
>>173363361
im not the guy that asked
>>173363361
Wow worked wonder!!!!! Thanks :)
>>173363457
good for you
the reason did not need to be provided by me because it was provided by the post i responded to
>>173363307
Yeah, slap extended mag on flamer, pair it with Bronco and gets max concealment. This will put you at 26 detection. Then get aced Low Blow, aced Bullseye, aced Partners in Crime. Then get all the possible damage reduction: Underdog and Frenzy aced. Put on suit and take Anarchist as the perk deck.
Tip: tazers will cause you issues so aced Shockproof is recommended
Keep all cops in flames to stun them while Anarchist + Bullseye recover your armor rapidly
>>173360275
>using a hud that constanstly crashes because the author too much of a shit to futureproof anything
>>173363808
I miss sad Jacket. Now he just looks old and angry.
>>173364106
Why is 26 the magic number here? I've seen it a lot
>>173366424
Lowest concealment you can get with the flamethrower. Highest crit chance as a result.
>>173366424
You can't get lower
>>173365526
>tfw you will never look good again
Is there a timer to the safes or pure rng?
>>173355602
>>173354145
>tfw got a armor safe from stealthing a high danger Ukie Job heist
>only played 8 hours
Are these common or what?
>>173367892
>https://twitter.com/OfficialCapulus/status/850230384163930113
6 or 7 days in between, but you must get at least 10 hours in game during that time or it wont drop.
>>173368231
>https://twitter.com/OfficialCapulus/status/850230384163930113
How the fuck did that got there?
>>173368231
Gotcha, thanks
Since no one seems to join my Crime sprees, would I be better off playing in offline? Then I can pause and not get cloakered right?
>>173271510
past 100 it should be death wish cops and past 200 it should be one down cops
>>173368350
highlighted it when you clicked the post number to reply
>>173368231
>10 hours
Is that legit or not? I took a month break from the game and came back for the event and did jewstore. I got a safe right after.
Do the amount of bags you secure affect anything in crime spree?
>>173300616
>see everyone complain about not getting armor skins
>mfw I got the woodland camo armor skin after my first heist
>>173368730
Was that safe introdused during the tht event? New safes usually is the frist card drop after their update no matter what.
>>173368591
this would be total fucking garbage and shows that you haven't played past probably 75
>>173370012
No it was a John wick safe, maybe a day before they added the armor skins but I haven't gotten one yet.
>Wanted to see if the new cosmetic feature is change outfit
>changed to day 8
FUCK. ME.
>>173370687
Guess i wasn't crazy about the weapon pack being day 8 before
>>173370687
im 100% sure they changed it cause of the AI change giving them trouble
Pure unadulterated faggotry
>>173372451
Why they just didn`t move the AI change only then.
Fuck sake overkill.
>>173372676
>that pose
Jojo reference?
what's the highest EHP build accounting for dodge, health and armour?
or are the regenerative ones or damage reduction ones beter
We getting a new heister/perk deck this event?
>>173373015
Well if you count the #myheister we know for sure 1 characther, there's always kento conspiracy
>>173373015
yeah kento
>>173372984
I'm not exactly sure you can effectively tally EHP on regenerative builds.
>>173372984
how do you factor in regen exactly
over the course of 5 seconds? 10? 60?
>>173353714
>That fucking MS paint hair shading
I hate you fucks so much
Reminder to avoid the modifier that changes green fucks into grey fucks at all costs.
incendiary rounds still have lower APR?
>>173374948
Which one is that? The one where they do more damage but take less?
>>173374948
>t. shitter
>>173374942
t-thanks, y-you too
>>173376663
the b is on the wrong side reeeeeeeeeeee
>get my safe
>wow skull armor? i wanted swat, but it could be way worse
>put it on
>wow this looks pretty nice, but why is it called skull armor?
>mfw i see the ugly fucking skull on the back
>>173377856
put a LBV, you will love itfor sure
>Game crashes mid spree
>Have to buy back in to continue
Thanks Overkill.
>think crime spree will have me playing a bunch of heists again
>end up only playing 5 because of how the points work
It's Overkill so I'm not really surprised at this point
How come when I disconnect from a game it keeps my score but if I crash it makes me buy in?
Is this to prevent people alt+f4ing to keep their shit? This only hurts legit players playing this unstable crap.
>>173376663
I'll save this but fix it you russian shit
Is drop in broken for anyone else?
>only 2 paper /pdg/-tans have been submitted
>0 ethan ones
i guess it's something
>Host chooses a Transport heist but refuses to bring C4
>Host keeps choosing the longest heist regardless of the choices
>Host chooses Transport: Train Heist ever
>Host insists on getting all the loot
>>173376663
>>173380198
>>173376946
fixed it for you
>>173382821
Perfect
>>173382793
You must get all the loot on Mayhem or harder dude, there isn't a "extra" piece shit of money bags or additional bagsTransport: Train needs a fucking remake
>>173382821
Aww thanks my friend
New thread when
>>173384869
When you make one
>tfw you want to take advantage of the contest to make a Welsh heister to round out the British Isles set, but you have no talent. nor a printer, for that matter.
>>173382793
>Getting big oil day 1
Comfy
>>173386578
>Getting big oil day 2
Not Comfy
>>173386695
I like Big Oil day 2. Didn't roll it once, though.
Though the game does count it as overkill so I don't think you can get the poolside heli which a bummer
So how far could I conceivably get alone in a crime spree before it just gets to be too much for one person?
>>173386695
big oil is horrible when you are the only one who know how to read the infos to get the right engine and the other fucking players start baging random ones before you had the chance to look
>>173386945
Tell them not to bag them you fucking retard
>crime spree
>FF day 3
>no cams for stealth
trashley, can you tell them to add some cams?
i think the minimum you can complete d1 is 4 paintings, so 4 cams is fair
Is that enough?
>>173387956
Nah, grab it all.
>>173386578
truly the easiest crimespree day no matter what level
Bo Kung. Finally, a good china store.
>>173388117
>there's no advantages to killing civilians
Bain is objectively wrong
>>173388338
the problem is that bain is too nice
>>173387180
thats implying that they listen
>>173388338
>There are players who genuinely get angery when you kill civs
How much forDLC___? That's a robbery.
>>173388338
Bain personally murders the CFO in Diamond Heist, what a fucking hypocrite.
>>173388338
>"I'm not going to tell you how to do your job, BUT-"
>tells me how to do my job
GET OUT BAIN
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
I'M GLAD OVERKILL LET ME MUTE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>173388753
>HEY, MISTER BLONDE! YOU SEEN TOO MANY MOVIES? YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA LET YOU GO WITH ALL THAT INNOCENT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!?
>>173389024
>I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PROFESSIONAL! THIS ISN'T PROFESSIONAL!
>Cops blow a hole in the big bank wall
>Muh timelock
>There's windows on the room before the diamond
>Muh timelock
BAIN?
>>173388919
>>173389024
>>173389125
>Have to slaughter civilians because I can't be bothered stuffing more than 2 plastic cable ties in my pocket.
>play election day (day 2)
>kill cam guard
>"There's no advantage to shooting civilians!"
>"Ok good, the cameras are down."
>>173389856
in the beta you could get 10 ties
but that was "OP" for some reason according to forum shitters
so now every civ dies
>>173388552
If you can't get someone to listen to you when you're hosting, you should stop playing entirely.
>>173388586
Fuck these people
>>173388586
does this count
https://youtu.be/JluIhOSQ0FM?t=1h35m28s
>>173390301
>2 hours
>>173389856
>Tie civs
>cops set them free
>they start running in middle of the fucking gunfire
If they want to live, sure they are proving it.
>>173390365
yes
new thread when
>>173380198
>>173376946
sorry please take this in apology
>>173382821
thanks
>>173390630
Even better
>>173390727
>liking pardo
he can't even catch the miami mutilator
>>173390820
t. jacket jackoff
>>173390301
Fuck off shill
>>173391008
shut the fuck up and subscribe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, I'M DYING! I NEEEEEEED A NEW THREAD!
AHHHHHHH I'M RETARDED! I NEEEEEEED A DLC UNLOCKER GUIDE
New thread fuckers
>>173391186