/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, Raid:

File: stu.jpg (6KB, 180x191px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 180x191px

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

second for rust best heister :^)

File: 1426206331801.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>>173073964
>Dor Big Clowns

>>173074149
I got it as my loudout song

BBBBBBBBB DING DONG DING DONG WOW WOW

Whats the video in the op? It says it's unavailable

File: Contemplation.png (592KB, 914x898px) Image search: [Google]

592KB, 914x898px

>>173074149
>he doesn't have Trashley's moans as his main menu song

Don't let yourself be fooled by her codes and all free content~

>>173074536
She's just a sweedish shill named TRAAASHLEY

oh look

>>>/v/372839431

If you wouldn't have sex with Trashley you don't belong here

>>173074692
Please no /v/ in here.

>>173074637
She takes five dicks at once and she never gets her pay

Isn't there a mod to make Jiro's cloaker bisection and bohdis tazer headshot apply on all characters and weapons? Where did it go?

File: 1490827275629.jpg (70KB, 500x539px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 500x539px

>>173074931
Oh that's how i demanded to be paid.

Good luck all. Dozer code.

>>173075148
and I got the fucking too many attempts lock for trying. Fuck my life

File: AI.png (6KB, 287x137px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 287x137px

what did they mean by this

File: henry.jpg (104KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1280x720px

>>173074149
>not For the Kill

File: 1427808631395.jpg (120KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 800x600px

>>173075618
they're going to say they added new AI behaviour like they did back at the death wish update
remember they said they'd make it so that cops actually formed up behind shields? i'm glad they actually did that and weren't lying because it sure adds a lot more to the game to have actual enemies instead of retarded zombie cops

File: 1490745463497.png (197KB, 275x618px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 275x618px

First for missing decent codes for once

>>173074450
Post it pls

File: ez.png (937KB, 1769x954px) Image search: [Google]

937KB, 1769x954px

>>173075883
My nigga

>add two new safehouse trophies
>one is totally glitched in what you must do to have it
>the other isnt showing on the list of trophies

BRAVO OVERKILL

>>173074450
post.

File: 1417033844242.jpg (9KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 184x184px

How much dicking sucking does it cost to get all these mask codes Ashley?

Can we get Trashley as the new hiester?

File: 90d6b198-3030-4d6e-999c-253626f145a0.png (256KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 600x400px

I don't understand this game at all
are stealth builds unable to do loud stuff? do you have to pick a plan and stick with it the whole game?

>>173077683
>do you have to pick a plan and stick with it the whole game?
Yes.

nth for new heist a shit

File: 1479742577328.png (385KB, 411x410px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 411x410px

>>173077769
Heat Street has always been shit.

They just managed to make it even worse with turrets.

>>173076050
>killerbee
Is this straight from the meme master or a copycat?

>>173077683
what's a good build if I don't play with anyone
ghost or something right?

how hard is it to get into pd

File: 1455080040328.gif (830KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

830KB, 480x270px

>>173078270
Loads of DLC and the knowledge that you've missed out on shitloads of limited edition mask packs and shit

>>173076050
I can't remember something that never happened.

THEY REVERTED MELEE DAMAGE YESSS
you can find matt at the safehouse in jacket room after completing the heist

File: 1427410293525.jpg (95KB, 700x374px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 700x374px

>>173078041
Yeah, that's the real one
that's me on the floor
you're probably wondering how I got into this mess
well, it all started when I was younger

>>173078748
NANIIIIIIIIIIII
proofs

>>173078914
just found it online https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/89351652319109406/4A5706C214C64AFAF3F7801A3BA4B93A0384D2DB/

>>173079210
Heyy Matt wanna play videogames?

File: 7d6d05d9-e1da-4d18-8230-d39c2853f618.png (48KB, 587x456px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 587x456px

>>173079210
>keeping matt in a room with a guy who spent most of his time tearing out throats/poking out eyes/beating heads in

>>173079210
I would say bullshit since that's just the tied civ animation but knowing overkill they couldn't be fucked to make a new animation for this

Holy fuck they made the best heist shit

>>173079513
What did they do to it?

File: HE..gif (32KB, 540x283px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 540x283px

>>173079210
>psychologically torturing matt by forcing him to listen to all of jacket's fun facts
Nice

Ok so how to get matt out of the car without using the gas cans? I waited like 6-7 minutes and nothing happened

>lost a bunch of weapons I had yesterday
>don't remember which ones were in these slots
fug : DDDD

>>173079710
It appears to take around 35 min

>>173079590
Added random swat turrets, the streets look more like long hallways, the story is fucked, boring and makes no sense, random shops play faint le donacdum music xdd, and having played it on dw with a non-meta build I can say its too fucking easy

File: 1391063182170.png (89KB, 702x491px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 702x491px

>>173079913
How did they manage to fuck up the story to Heat Street? It's so simple

>do heat street on DW

>matt will not move at the end to extraction, even after the assault is over and not a single cop is around

>just instafinish the heist instead

Fucking hell, fix your shit Overkill. If you're reading this, Ashley, tell Overkill they're disgustingly incompetent.

>>173079740
I got off easy and only lost a few pistols. Would like to know how they fucked it up in the first place though.

>>173079913
>>173080004
Who the fuck cares about the story of these games

>>173080004
So locke finds out abou the SECRET EVIL PLOT that someone wants to deatroy the payday gang!!! And its Matt! Again!! So the original plot with the stolen plates and the briefcase does not exist at all. Also when the crew pulls matt out of the car, he says: w-wait! I know where jiros son is....... Dun dun dun!! Honestly its so fucking stupid

>>173080004
>locke says he has interesting something for the gang
>matt is somehow the escape driver even though he was in jail?
>same shit happens as the original but with swat turrets everywhere
>matt says he has knowledge on Kento so bring him to the safehouse
And that is supposed to lead into Green bridge having Kento. Fucking lazy.

>>173080164
it worked for me though

File: 1481337706247.jpg (90KB, 544x756px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 544x756px

>>173080364
I'm still hoping they don't fuck up Green Bridge by shoving in Kento, but that's 99.9% what's gonna happen for sure.

>>173080649
Doubt they are going to add the raincoats either since they didn't bother with the counterfeit jumpsuits too.

>>173080362
>no breifcase or plates
Then why the fuck do you even chase Matt after he crashes?

>>173080802
because then there wouldn't be a heist?

>>173080362
Does it not exist because its matt!, Again!. You know?

>>173079513
What did they do to Big Bank?

>Patience is Key
wait around 32 minutes for Matt to get out of the van on his own

>Zookeeper
there are 8 of them, 6 before the overpass section, 2 while going up the overpass

>>173075148

snek girl best girl

File: THE REAL.png (64KB, 267x339px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 267x339px

>>173080004
>it's literally the same guy
>in literally the same location
>wow, what a coincidence
>bain even has a shitty line referencing the laziness of it all

I guarantee the next new heist will be a fucking Green Bridge remake because the lack of creativity just seems to be the norm at this point.

>>173081038
Why would he get out on his own?

File: patient.jpg (15KB, 950x94px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 950x94px

>>173079710
idk but I noticed the phone ringing across the street while waiting for him. I answered it and he came out. maybe it was a coincidence, but it was a guy screaming on the phone. Maybe it was Matt calling from the van to see if it was safe to come out or something

>>173081256
fuck if i know, ask overkill, he just does

I can not fathom how anyone could give one shit about the exalted lore of Payday.

File: 1413623515825.png (18KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 645x773px

>go take a nap, expecting the update to be out and downloaded by the time I wake up
>steam didn't ever begin the download

>>173081243
It's already been confirmed, you dumb nigger.

>>173081370
I do to an extent, but it's obviously the devs don't so who even cares.

But seriously, we've been waiting for Kento for two years and we get this bullshit

>>173081243
>overkill being lazy

Yeah, who would've guessed?

>>173081370
lore is fun but overkill makes the most nonsensical decisions
>guy who was a gangster since he was young turns out to have an estate and a butler
>remember that guy we replaced hoxton with? we don't either
and this mess about jiro's son which sucks even more for lorefags because jiro's story was the most coherent excluding the original four

File: pdg.jpg (200KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 720x1280px

Reminder to make your /pdg/-tan paper heisters.

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>melees back to being relevant and 70 damage
I fucking love it.

>>173082164
It's fun.

>>173082063
I admire the tenacity of this thread, but they're not gonna put her in the game.

File: pdgtan.png (294KB, 702x741px) Image search: [Google]

294KB, 702x741px

>>173082601
If there's going to be a meme character added anyway, I'd rather it be /pdg/'s meme rather than a reddit or steam babby meme.

>>173082063
I plan on making mine after some art supplies come in the mail, hopefully it ends up looking nice, as I have little autistic tallent.

Has anyone even finished and submitted one yet?

my money's going to be on some neckbeard's terrible self-insert

File: 1445805296621.png (568KB, 797x733px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 797x733px

>>173082063
I don't have a printer or I would. /pdg/-tan is cute! Cute! CUTE!

File: latest.jpg (58KB, 798x640px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 798x640px

>>173080004

You know... They could have just have easily made the antagonist of heat street some over zealous gensec goon who is trying to foil the heist by being a big damn hero by incapacitating the escape driver and making off with the loot. Hell they could have even made it so that once you pop the van open you cut the fuckers arm off but then have to help your severely wounded escape driver to the helicopter.

>>173082058
What bugs me the most about Hoxton's lore is that they made his real last name Hoxworth. His original story was that he got the name because he was first arrested in an area called Hoxton. The lore is starting to remind me of the Star Wars prequels with how they're trying to tie things together.

>>173083213
>>173083258
You guys should just use the pdf they put out for the custom one, draw the face and add cutout pigtails.

SWAT turrets are fine and I don't care about the so-called story. I just wish I could run the heist smoothly.

>>173080004
>fuck up the story

the stories of the classic heist in payday 2 dont need to be the same as payday the heist , cause they take place years later , its just the gang attacking the same location they did years ago so yes

>chavez putted his saferoom in the same appartement building that got robbed
>the fbi arrested twice a guy for fraud who lost both time 20 millions
>the miami police raided the money makers twice

etc

File: 1455862651539.gif (1MB, 300x188px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x188px

>>173083902
>putted

>>173083902
its stupid in most case why for example chavez didnt change the location of his saferoom etc

but hey , we are playing a game where the police loose 200 guys per heist by rushing the robbers and we steal nuke so i think i can deal with that

>tfw no KS-23 shotgun
We even got a russian weapons pack and they still couldn't give us the best shotgun ever made?

holy fucky payday 2 is so cluttered, coming back after not playing for a while the menu and skill systems and the perkdecks; looks like they just kept adding next pages and scroll wheels.

>>173078353
fuck

>>173082985
I'm making a non-meme heister. I don't know if she'll get in, but I'm sure as hell trying

>>173083258
check the hashtag on twitter
a few other people dont have printers, but are just posting the colored in template

>>173084058
its 3 am and im not native English speaker

no bully anon

>>173084061
And also with one phone call, the deaths of 200 cops at a warehouse are written off with "there was nothing there".

Okay there are at least two posters in Heat Street that are just invisible. I have no clue how many there are, at least more than seven.

I also found this little turtle fella

File: 1434774770276.jpg (27KB, 228x260px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 228x260px

>Listening to Bain going through a Vlad heist briefing with Zagrebacka playing in the background

File: turtle.jpg (159KB, 1600x1000px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 1600x1000px

>>173084360
forgot image

>completed the heist
>no matt in jacket room

jeez why did i expected the new update to not broke ?

>>173084360
Where's that turtle?
Or do you need to find all posters?

>>173084653
I was just kind of wandering around aimlessly without thinking, I was waiting for the half hour to pass to get Matt out of the car without using gas and looking for posters. He was in a parking lot in the first half of the map before you get Matt. Not the lot Matt is in, though, smaller than that.

File: Putting-Package-Dave-Stockton-2.jpg (357KB, 1638x924px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 1638x924px

>>173084058
>>putted

You bet your ass.

File: doctor_fantastic - Doctor Fantastic.jpg (2KB, 64x64px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 64x64px

>>173024142
Hello heisters! The search for Kento is on!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Ninja! (daily_ninja)
Brought to you by Jiro.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

File: 1457995273170.png (194KB, 414x414px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 414x414px

>Check the myheister hashtag
>mfw https://twitter.com/hashtag/MyHeister?src=hash
>It's all fucking OCdonutsteals drawn in crayon
/pdg/tan might have a chance after all

>>173084360
>>173084572
>>173084653
>You just pick up a turtle you find in a parking lot and take him home

Bravo overkill

File: 1490890488038.jpg (519KB, 1400x979px) Image search: [Google]

519KB, 1400x979px

>Tatonka
>Make it single shot
>Silencer skills
Holy shit this thing is nice.

>>173085276
Wolf picked up jacket and brought him home and no one thought that was weird

File: C8l7poYXsAEqckB.jpg (93KB, 719x960px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 719x960px

>>173085258
>#myheister Mexican-American heister with a Day of the Dead motif. Wears a zoot suit and a bolo tie.
I love it
we need zoot suits in the game right now

File: 1440536360692.png (293KB, 609x308px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 609x308px

Guys, something is up.

The 4s charge melee weapons are showing different damage numbers. As in huge ones if you ace pumping iron.

File: turtle.jpg (649KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [Google]

649KB, 1680x1050px

>>173084653
>>173084752
>>173085276

found one here

>>173084115
>non-meme heister

>she

File: 1412892551050.jpg (149KB, 573x743px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 573x743px

>tfw too good at aiming for shotguns

>>173083902
No. Trying to justify is just fucking stupid, just say it's non-canon like most other bullshit.

>>173079710
I think it's actually 30 minutes after the crash, so around the 32/33 minute mark depending on how long you take to get through the streets to it.
Although it happened to coincide EXACTLY with me throwing a grenade into the broken open window on the top side of the van. so, maybe?

Is spec ops worth buying?

>>173089371
If you need even more crutches

>>173086292
I like this one. Day of the Dead motif is always fire, and this is a solid execution.
not nearly as cringey as "Wendigo" or "Gray Man" or "Alice" or "Duke"
the last two aren't bad names, but cringey as fuck execution and sticking backstory of "fencer turned underground fighting legend?" fuck you.

Just what I wanted. Another long achievement that nobody will ever want to do that I will end up doing solo

>>173090104

Good news is that you can do that shit on Normal. Just park your ass in a corner, let the bots shoot some pissant cops, and go get a pizza.

>>173090289
yeah I guess this one isn't too bad if all I have to do is wait. not looking forward to cooking 25 meth or making 100 presents on workshop

>>173088542
the problem is that it is cannon , the way the dialogue works show that the crew attacked those place twices

File: 1482699633958.jpg (13KB, 270x259px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 270x259px

>>173088525
is that the new material we're getting for spring break?

>>173090443
No shit, that's why I said it's dumb. Overkill should just call it non-canon. Either way, it doesn't even matter unless Kento is the prisoner in GB and they cheese it out like that, in which case I'll be angry

>>173088421
funnay joke, share it on /r/incel

>>173088525
Wow, that's an old one

Should be noted this was done before the M37 was put in the game

>>173090878
>>173091456
le non canon fuck off fags nobody cares about lore go whine somewhere else about ship and canon and whatever other gay shit you animefags made up

>>173079689
>B is on the wrong side
triggered

>>173091756
you seem mad

are you ok anon ?

File: 1490464185840.png (171KB, 804x804px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 804x804px

>>173091756

File: 1469585169518.png (529KB, 1008x600px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 1008x600px

Doing Patience is Key achievement on Heat St.

Two spots, join chat

GTFIH

File: 936077314736b6b4b108a82fc48c9a86.png (26KB, 91x114px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 91x114px

>>173085258
>Wendigo
More than 3 syllables and edgy
>Datsoldier's OC
End up looking biased
>Jay
Uninspired af
>TMask
Robot and shit design
>Kaiser
Crayon
>Grey man
Crayon AND edgy
>Kassel
Crayon and wall eyed
>Shark
Uninspired
>Tiger
Crayon

Oh man, my heister may have a chance

>>173092163
What chat and where

>>173092267
steam group

>>173091756
>he doesn't care about lore
Lore is what distinguishes us from the anonymous Doom clones.
We aren't fighting zombies and demons or even generic "modern shooter brown people."
We're killing cops.
We aren't doing it just to survive some zombie apocalypse, or even save the world.
We are stealing from the rich to give to ourselves.

God, why would anyone endure this mess of bugs and bad balance if they didn't like the lore? If you don't care about lore, there are tons of mechanically better shooters out there.

>>173092248
Only decent entries are Calavera, Eteloy, and Duke even though Duke looks like a homo.

>>173074637
but she's austrian

>>173092502
I disagree. Many people play the game exactly for the mechanics. If you're still here, you obviously like the mechanics, because the lore went out the fucking window years ago when they went the retarded route instead of the serious route. The only reason I'm still here is the mechanics, not the butchered lore and 20,000 advertisments

>>173093509
I'm here because of my waifu

>>173092959

Agreed. Really liking Calavera.

File: 20170404181327_1.jpg (321KB, 1776x1000px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 1776x1000px

TIGHTEST CREW EVER

>>173094986
baclava with sofa texture looks like some shit you would pull up from the sea floor

>>173094986
>A Fine Genuine Medic
I've played with you before

File: 14887873325805.jpg (40KB, 260x443px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 260x443px

>>173092354

>>173095393
Nobody cares

File: 20170404212441_1.jpg (418KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1920x1080px

The turtle makes noises when you get close

How long does Kiss the Chef take?

>>173096678
make a video about it before GeneralMcFatass does

>>173097038
Or conormcfaggot
>IM A VA AND CAN'T PRONOUNCE WORDS

>Keep losing connection to the host when trying to play Heat Street
>No one joins my lobbies
>Bots can't get past one turret
I hope I at least get to play worst heist.

>>173096708
About 1:15:00 depending on how often bain gives ingredients

File: 1426795792886.jpg (99KB, 834x906px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 834x906px

Completed /pdg/tan papercraft when?

>>173093509
>went the retarded route with butchered lore and advertisments

fuck you, Goat Heist is GOAT

>>173098465
It's hard making her cute and look realistic

>>173099102
Just go with how the other papercraft faces are like.
The only real thing that I'm had trouble over is what would her mask be?
Just the kawaii mask or something else?

File: vlcsnap-2016-12-20-40.png (241KB, 517x403px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 517x403px

Could someone be kind enough to share a build for loud? I stopped playing ages ago and some friends want to play it again this week.

>>173099329
What difficulty?

File: 1464392207038.gif (160KB, 400x267px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 400x267px

>>173099102
Some people were saying make it look like a Geisha mask, other a Kitsune. The only problems with trying to push /pdg/tan is making her look realistic, giving her a proper mask since we can't use kawaii, and coming up with an actual name.

>>173099591
Just make the mask have the 4chan logo, they'll totally pick her then.

File: 1422240171208.jpg (27KB, 377x377px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 377x377px

>>173099778
I'd say give the mask a clover on it or something like a button on the suit, but then I remember clover is a though

File: 1a129df9ac988068af7100a9a678d1f3.jpg (52KB, 735x1103px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 735x1103px

>>173099324
>>173099591
How about something like this but to be made to look more like a clown

>>173099546
Deathwish I guess

>>173092959
Duke a best

>>173099546
normal

>>173100014
I'm not a fan of tear drop, but I like the sound of a clown looking Geisha mask

>>173100025
Use a silenced Chimano, suit, and Kingpin

>>173096678
Is this screenshot taken on ps2 version of the game? Looks nice.

>>173100019
Maybe if he wasn't wearing earings and had a better mask.

>>173100206
thanks worked great :)

>>173100282
All Settings on Low Crew reporting in

>>173100019
Duke is the least awful, but he's still not something I'd like to see actually in the game

>>173100169
What sort of color pallet would it have purple and blue like her hair?

>Did you loose your weapon? - We are sorry for the people that lost their weapons after our April Fools Update. We will make sure things like this won't happen again. For you that haven't started your game since the last update, we fixed the problem, therefore you won't loose your weapon aynmore. For those who already lost them, we are sorry but we can't revert the effect.

https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19559

>>173101002
>oh no, I have to buy a gun again with my available cash
truly the worst thing.

Overkill will never accept a /pdg/tan character because it's just a Kawaii mask ripoff. /pdg/tan a shit.

>>173101002
Really makes you think

>>173100736
From my artsy friend on discord
>whites, blues (maybe a lighter one) and gold/yellow or black accent
As well as
>i said whites as if there's multiple kinds of whites

File: payday 2 commodore 64.jpg (141KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 800x600px

>>173100501
This pic was taken when I had 5-24 FPS at all times

>>173099778
>>173100012
>>173100014
guys, why not making a geisha mask with a clover
>inb4: clover

>>173102104
Maybe keep it off the mask, but give her like a subtle pin as a nod.

Spoonfeed me on how to unlock certain achievements without getting banned

File: 3064_(1).jpg (112KB, 533x800px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 533x800px

>>173102104
I like the suggestion someone made of a fox mask

>>173099591
give her a guy fawkes mask xD

>>173102312
Dlc unlocker

>>173099591
Give her an ahegao mask.

>>173102312
http://gib.me/sam/

File: disappointed.gif (950KB, 320x234px) Image search: [Google]

950KB, 320x234px

>>173102952
>gib.me

I thought this was like a new version of LMGTFY with gibs me dats memes

>>173101580
Why even play the game at that point

File: gotta go fast.jpg (45KB, 400x366px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 400x366px

>"content every day of spring break!"
>every other day is paper gang
papercrafts is ONE thing, spreading over 5 days doesnt magically make it 5 things

File: payday 2 graphics.jpg (337KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

337KB, 1920x1080px

>>173103469
I had no choice, I had nothing else to do aside from wait until I repaired my PC.

On the plus side, I play at 120 FPS on a 144hz monitor now with multiple graphical enhancements, so it makes up for it.

>>173103716
autism

>>173103573
should have just been a five day event, monday through friday

File: 1489256610517.png (653KB, 639x960px) Image search: [Google]

653KB, 639x960px

>>173101580
jesus christ ive seen unity games with better graphics

>>173103813
It was hell in both physical and mental form, the low fidelity and framerate caused me literal headaches

I personally curse Overkill to bankruptcy for not optimizing their game at all

File: this a free update, you have no right to complain ;).png (847KB, 1608x543px) Image search: [Google]

847KB, 1608x543px

>>173103573
_____ ;) ________ ________________

File: hoxton.corruption.01.jpg (105KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 800x600px

Nostalgia for toaster graphics

Has anyone here used steam achievement manager on PD2? I'm about to do it to get the historical pack mods

>>173104202
Dude, you can get VAC banned for that. It's not fucking worth it for some useless virtual weapon mods to have your account go down the shitter

File: graphics.corruption.01.jpg (176KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 800x600px

>>173104183
For when you know you're about to crash on the next restart.

>>173104202
No you will get OAC account ban. Overkill Anti Cheat.

File: TOASTY.jpg (135KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1366x768px

We still talking about toast?

>>173103573
My theory is that they padded it out instead of just making it 5 days because they need 2 days to get each patch ready.

Incendiary or not on the china puff?

Who wants to do winds of change with me, probably no one

>>173104276

I really doubt that would ever happen.

>>173105371
Fuck no

>>173105723
Don't come crying to /pdg/ when you get banned like a bitch. Like I said, it's not worth the risk (which is fairly high)

File: Its Nice To Be Nice.jpg (3KB, 64x64px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 64x64px

I just confirmed it, the achievement doesn't work on Normal.

Hard or higher.

Thanks for not telling us, OVK.

>inb4 greentext
I don't care what difficulty it is, just fucking mention it in the description so I don't have to waste time.

>>173104276
>>173104479
Valve 100% does not care if you use SAM, people have asked them times and times before.

>>173105138
>theory
Ashley explicitly said that's the case in the previous thread.

They're spacing out real updates to every other day so that they can spend the papercraft days doing bugfixes and shit.

>>173105407
I can do it

give steam

Why do the Zookeeper and It's Nice to Be Nice achievements have the same icon

File: zookeeper.locations.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

/pdg/ exclusive webm guide because I'm awesome like that.

6 in the street leading up to Matt.
1 at the bottom of the bridge.
1 by escape.

I tried to make it obvious which landmarks are in which direction relative to the posters so you should be able to find them easily. Also it's in sequential order so don't complain that you can't find any.

>>173109159
>that judge miss

apply yourself

>>173109159
That last one was visible for me when I played

>>173109159
>because I'm awesome like that.
wew lad

File: missing.tempy.jpg (413KB, 1920x1090px) Image search: [Google]

413KB, 1920x1090px

>>173109342
Same. But only for the first time for me. Never saw it again since.

Double Cross 2017 is fucking shit

6/10

>>173109618
The best way to describe it is forgettable. I remember most of the tracks in the game, even if I don't like them. I remember nothing of that one.

>>173111380
It's literally just Double Cross, but worse with retarded EDM bullshit in a song with instruments used. Like, what the fuck. These things do not mix. (unless it's the early 00's and done correctly)

File: 1490844387775.png (246KB, 486x864px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 486x864px

>>173077149
My boss and Almir are really generous, we just ask. So long as we don't give away an absolutely insane amount in a short period of time.

>>173077370
No, my existence is cancer.

Also regarding the myheister contest, you can send in as many entries as you desire. So you could all do one yourself if you wanted.

>>173111380
Yeh personally i don't like ANY of the remakes myself. It feels too... "dubstep" for me.

Biker codes.

>>173112625
I guess dubstep-y is a good way to explain them. My favourite tracks are probably Something Wicked This Way Comes, and Dead Man's Hand. (Tookl ZZKA6 Biker Character code, thanks. <3)

>>173112625
took first biker char code, thanks trappu

>>173112625
took IR47D and 392KG, thank you.

>>173112625
>Look away for 4 minutes and codes get posted
>All of them are used

File: 20170404221826_1.jpg (183KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1024x768px

Hot Heat Street memes

Quit playing about around butcher dlc release. I've read up on some changes but not most. How does old deathwish compare to the new difficulty system? Is it still the same 4th sifficulty or is the new dw easier than the old one?

>>173113189
DW is the same, mayhem is best difficulty, OD is autism

>>173113259
Someone said i get the mayhem mask for free if i had the dw mask unlocked. Is this true?

>>173112625
I've liked most of the 2015/2016 remixes, but this and Breach 2015 aren't too great. Which sucks because those were my favorite PD1 songs. Hopefully Stone Cold 2017 will be better

File: hobo-with-a-shotgun.jpg (437KB, 1000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 1000x1500px

Hobo with a shotgun character pack when

>>173113073
Dude, here's a fucking tip

https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13407

Jesus H. Christ, it pains me to look at that.

File: 1469895063482.jpg (133KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1280x720px

>>173112625
if /pdg/-tan gets memed into the game, would you voice her?

File: 1479525447094.jpg (735KB, 1500x1200px) Image search: [Google]

735KB, 1500x1200px

trap hesiter when

>>173114179

>>173114179

>>173114618
>tfw no slutty trap heister who subtly implies he's slept with half the crew

>>173114179
>>173114671
>>173114741

>>173114179
>>173114671
>>173114741
>>173114772

File: ZMpaTmx.png (184KB, 577x574px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 577x574px

>>173114179
No because my voice is as pleasant as a cheesegrater to the balls.

>>173114963
still better that clovers banshee screams I bet

>>173114963
Yep that sounds about right

>>173114963
>no vocaroo
???

>>173115010
>>173115070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDMRrYbBKio
Terrible

>>173115178
cute

Is there any reason to ever give a shotgun an extension other than Shark Teeth? It really does seem like it's everything you could want on one.

>>173115220

>>173115178
its kinda cute desu senpai

>>173115340

>>173115220
If i say you are cute will you give me a code to my steam account?

>>173115241
donald's horizontal leveller is a straight upgrade to the shark teeth if you're into multi-kills as it changes the spread pattern from an oval to a horizontal line

>>173114618
>>173114770
I miss Ash, goddammit XIV

>>173115503
Well fuck, I didn't realize it actually DID anything other than it's numbers, so I was thinking of the shark teeth as a straight upgrade over the horizontal leveller because less accuracy = good.

>>173115484
I'll give you a (you)

File: 1479955838238.png (579KB, 826x826px) Image search: [Google]

579KB, 826x826px

>>173115535
;_;

fags i swear

>>173115920
didnt you get the memo? you cant play payday if you are straight now. Get out of here you disgusting fucking het

File: 1462641533435.png (8KB, 493x402px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 493x402px

>playing heat street
>swat turrets everywhere because overkill loves to make us suffer
>that notorious 20 minute hold in that one alley connecting to the hill, where you're just killing endless cops on the street
>finally bring matt up the hill
>another swat turret
>"clear the area for bile"
>spend several minutes killing cops
>bile flies away
>gotta bring matt back down the hill, which is literally impossible since he's sitting next to the turret with cops still pouring in
>everyone dead except me
>juke the cops all over the map until the wave ends
>rescue teammates and go back up the hill to try and get matt before the assault wave starts
>he's bugged and won't move
>cops start mass spawning again and we lose

Fuck this heist.

>>173115178
>that obvious tranny tone
>that lisp
Good god what a faggot voice, you weren't kidding.

ok guys Im alt-tabing right now and refreshing for codes while waiting for matt to crawl out of the van

any other ways I can entertain myself for the next 30 minutes?

>>173116359
I find both of those thing hot desu

What do I do when Matt won't move at the top of the hill when I cleared the cops, but the helicopter moved down? Is the heist just bugged right now?

>>173116379
You can go on a scavenger hunt for a turtle trophy.

>>173116359
I'd still fuck her senseless.

>>173116491
I spammed action and melee on him for a couple of minutes and he finally moved

>>173116475
>>173115920

File: 1484608136348.png (9KB, 157x39px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 157x39px

>>173116536
Ok got the turtle, what now

>>173116584

>>173115220
>>173115340
>>173116359
>>173116475
>>173116557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1plG0Dhag

Here's more for you, lads

>>173116790
queer

>>173116790
Is that like a thick accent? It sounds like he has aspergers or something.

>>173116790
sounds like that green scientist muppet or some shit

holy fuck

File: PrisonBoss.png (32KB, 350x487px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 350x487px

>>173116790
Jesus christ that's worse than the video

>>173116759
Do you have all 6 posters in the front section?

>>173116895
He's Austrian I think

File: 1482765310003.jpg (12KB, 512x281px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 512x281px

>>173116790

>>173117012
yep

anybody up for some achievements?

>>173117125
>tfw just want Winds of Change
>It's been ridiculously impossible to find other people with all the different historic pack masks

>>173117348
i hav e 2 of those masks anon, you need help?

Haven't played since before the skill tree update, somebody post a good build pls

>>173117348
Post your steam

>>173116790
Where is this from?

>>173117029
Yorkshire accent

>Played with trashley
>Do terrible
>She's very mean and makes fun of me

10/10 bought dlc

>>173117892
>tfw no bully trap gf

>>173117892
What difficulty

>>173117784
/a/killerbee

File: cheevo.png (118KB, 544x213px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 544x213px

Another happy landing.

>>173117348
I got every mask except the nagant one

>>173117419
Ye sure more people are always nice.

>>173117784
/id/HTTH

>>173118176
Not me.

File: she just a pouty baby.jpg (81KB, 480x469px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 480x469px

>>173118250
>>173118258
>tfw only have half the achievements because 4 players.

>>173118285
joining to the chat.

>>173117879
trashly posted it some time ago, while drunk I think

didn't have a trip, but I think everyone knew who it was

File: 20170405020830_1.jpg (260KB, 1492x826px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 1492x826px

Look at this little fella

I guess he's Jiro's friend now

>>173118439
Is that a stock image of an chink family?

>>173113334
If you finished all heists on dw then you will get the meyhem ones as well. Same goes if you finish all heists on OD before finishing all on hard/vh/ovk/mayhem/dw then you will get all previous ones as well. The achievements are now complete x heist on y difficulty or above.

>>173118337
You can get like 80% of the achievements without having 4 players though

>>173116127
He gets stuck if bile moves.
Its a feature ;)

>>173118337
Hopped in there as well, got at least 1 other guy who wants in too, unless that's also you.

>>173118732
It's not a bug, it's realism! He's passing out from exhaustion after being trapped in a burning van (again) and forced to walk through a hail of gunfire (again)!

>>173118808
But if you wait 35 minutes he gets out on his own

>>173118889
In that case, he's just sleepy from sitting in a van for 35 minutes.

>>173118337
>>173118798
>when you want to join but you still have to update on your shitty internet

File: 1459298654020.png (82KB, 429x410px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 429x410px

>>173116790
>spray your semen all over my crook LBV

Have I made... the perfect build?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mACEF:eFGHjKL:gJlr:fLNopQR:ibcdea:pA8::w5:s11:a7

>>173119585
>armor
No, it's shit.

File: 201704051026321.jpg (143KB, 656x581px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 656x581px

Am I the only one with this issue?

>>173120306
I got the 1#IND% thing. Hope they'll fix it.

>>173120306
It's broken for everyone

>>173119585
Combat Medic ACED is useless on Mayhem and higher giving only 3%

>Counterstrike
>IMPLYING that you are going to have a charged attack all the time
Too many melee skills in general

>>173120306
I have the same shit

>>173120372
Good. Being the only victim would suck.

>>173120416
I made it to be a pure melee build it's a meme

>>173117035
Hits you haader than a kilograme of feadas

File: page_2.jpg (390KB, 1401x965px) Image search: [Google]

390KB, 1401x965px

I'm not art/autistic enough for this.

>>173120695
>>173120375
join forces and make a better one

>>173120759
I cant do this shit. Maybe we'll find a drawfag from /v/.

>>173120863
I was thinking having everyone on the thread try to make their own pdgtan and submit what they got so they could see she is popular

>>173120375
Kill yourself

You could have a commission from a professional artist. It's needs to be like what? 500X500? I doubt it'd be expensive.

File: pdgtan.jpg (2MB, 1900x1600px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1900x1600px

I made a request for the drawfags. Maybe well get lucky.

>>173121773
why kitsune mask

File: 1475737956805.jpg (65KB, 416x537px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 416x537px

>>173121773
>tfw no pdg-tan gf

>>173121773
>>173121869
Really, why the mask?

>>173121869
I got the idea from another thread. I don't think the kawaii mask would fit.

Even if we did enter some overkill mods said we would never get a cute heister.

>>173121869
>>173121993
Kyaa~ Cause I really like foxes, I am fox myself! Don't pull out your dicks out, s-silly boys! You'rs doesn't even have a knot.

>>173122121
actually it does

File: Kunimitsu_TTT2_art.png (548KB, 900x892px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 900x892px

>>173121869
It's the perfect stelf mask

File: papercraft_swimsuit_miku_by_qrullgx13-d4cialw.jpg (330KB, 1575x700px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 1575x700px

Couldn't we just use a purple haired Miku with a suit?

File: payday2_win32_release 2017-04-05 11-47-17-737.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

You are about to enter a zone, a zone where normal things don't happen, very often.

>>173122818
>Cheating

File: payday2_win32_release 2017-04-05 11-47-22-769.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>173122818
The heister found himself in a bizarre place, little did he know the tree he passed was the threshold between his world and something else entirely.

File: m38180_doubtful%20soulja%20boy.jpg (41KB, 600x394px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 600x394px

>>173112920
>he took 2 codes

File: payday2_win32_release 2017-04-05 11-47-32-928.jpg (785KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

785KB, 1920x1080px

>>173122904

File: Mate, does it look like I want to chase matt again.jpg (570KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

570KB, 1920x1080px

>>173122990

File: don't trust the trees.jpg (1MB, 1916x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1916x2160px

>>173123081

>>173122860
fuck off pyrew