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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: http://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNZ02h9U7I

>Old Thread
>>172732757
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Who do we replace allu with on faze?
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>>173046078
Machinegun
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Is gambit ELITE?
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>>173046110
>named machinegun
>make him awp
How about draken once nip kick him next time get_right goes 2-18?

>>173046209
Just really good cs famalam
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Thorin looks like an overgrown child.
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>>173046287
acts like one too
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is dosia a literal mouth breather?
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>>173046432
hes our guy
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Fnatic vs Gambit on Inferno.
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>this generation doesnt remember that dosia gave everything to save cs
he's literally the reason this game exists today, learn some respect my dudes
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>>173046527
should be fun, i like the look of the new inferno
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>>173046527
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pige
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who wins when its our guy vs our guy
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>>173046730
we do
but we also lose
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>>173046621
who?
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How many times has dosia destroyed hobbits boipucci?
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what happened to fanatic why are they so bad compared to before
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>>173047152
they're still using the old microhacks
not fast enough
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olof is going to be bottom fragging

screencap this
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>>173047152
they got written into a comeback plotline, they have to go through dark times before theyre allowed to start winning again

I dont personally find the writing this season to be that good but I mean its watchable, better than some matches have been
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My boy Krimz.
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pros dont fake

but dosia isnt pro
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>>173047723
>10 sec defuse
he made the right call
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why are people saying snus in twitch?
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>>173047987
it's a swedish past time and krimz was using it
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>>173047987
krimz paused game to change snus
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>>173048124
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Dosia looks like the male character in one of those doujins where the artist self inserts as a fat disgusting pervert
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>>173048602
dosia drinks redbull like he eats pussy, he goes all out
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Do Gambit communicate in Russian? Kazaks learn it as a second language I'd assume?
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>>173048124
>>173048602
he literally looks like he needs a breathing apparatus to keep going
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>>173049375
The only thing keeping him alive is COUNTER STRIKE: GLOBAL OFFENSIVE
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>fnatic outplay themselves by going through ct spawn

why?
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>>173049552
god bless
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>>173049129
yes yes
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Man m0e is doing really good this game
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>>173049552
god bless
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>He hasn't paid respects to Dosia today
Kid's these days.
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>>173048602
>these scarred arms from shooting krokodil
shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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henry is such a faggot
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>>173050531
nah hes just british, where youre either a low t effeminate bottom or a permanently drunk 50 iq football hooligan
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>https://pvplive.net/c/subaru-america-announces-20000-csgo-invitational

“Our goal is to build brand affinity with a highly-engaged, dedicated millennial community that shares our core values and are ready for wherever the road takes them. Millennial esports fans have a fierce dedication to the games and its players. We understand and appreciate that kind of passion and it was an easy decision to dedicate ourselves to the esports movement.”

nice buzzwords subaru
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they're back
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our boys doing them smart plays again
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>>173050828
tfw my 45 year old aunt started calling herself a millenial
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post dm tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A
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Is Fnatic /ourboys/?
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>>173051771
yea since forever

slightly less now that reddit likes them but theyve always been our guys and csgog is loyal
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>>173051674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-1mJ0HSCKQ
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>>173051674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLVkZYgspM

try and top that
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jesper is becoming uglier by the years
idk how he does it
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>>173051674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSroGlkmXQE
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>>173051797
Okay, pretty new on here, lurking other boards since old times. Fnatic has always been my boys, nice not being alone
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>>173052557
it was contentious back when fnatic analed ldlc with the overpass boost and reddit hated them but they were our guys through and through we never wavered
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oh my god when did henry cut off his beautiful hair he was so good looking with it

oh my god I want to kill myself
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>>173054176
OUR lesbian
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>>173054176
he did that a while ago man
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NIP more like SHIT amirite????
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sweden wtf?
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um nip hello???
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g2 is the best team in the world
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henryg actually getting frustrating at how bad NiP is
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>dry peeking on lan when the other team has shox and kennys on a double awp setup
how fucking retarded are nip honestly
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It's a classic "NiP comeback on Inferno" script. They paid top dollar for this.
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APOLOGIZE
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FRENCH SUPERTEAM
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>>173055535
>>173055391
>>173054442
>>173055674
>>173055791
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better kick draken next
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>nip is gonna keep kicking their 5th until they find someone who can carry their washed up asses
top kek
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>talking about the smoke to minipit instead of the smoke that lands on the hay bails to block vision of the apartment rush

henryg wtf are you doing, that smoke is the nuts one
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who here bought the veteran coin
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>>173057597
>$45
I really hope you didnt do this
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>>173057597
lol
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>>173057369
To be fair though draken played like a retard in a team of retards.

Solo que plays.
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>>173056343
They don't look like that though.

When will we have replacement models for each player in the pro teams?
They would be handsome, and simply pretend to be playing the game, while the actual play on their game is streamed from the actual players playing backstage.
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How well does csgo run under linux? Building a PC for a family member and due to (((windows))) bullshit I cant get windows 7 right now and am falling back to ubuntu so want to try out aimtux while I'm here.
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>>173057597
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Why was NiP so bad? Holy shit.
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>>173057972
Why does it matter? Just use aimtux.
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>>173058060
I need my 200fps tho
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>>173057597
>$45 zinc coin

lel you might as well just buy a huge banner saying IM A FUCKING IDIOT
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>>173045926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnGRWLWkQcQ&t=29m03s
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>>173058087
Just use aimtux.
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>>173057972
what do you mean you cant get w7? shit is literally free. w10 is also literally free
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get right Xd
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draken wasn't even good on epsilon after disco left
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>>173058204
Windows are jews and make it hard to install on the new generation of CPUs. There is a work around but I'm lazy so I'm giving it to a mate to fix.

And I'm not fucking touching windows 10. You can fuck right off with that shit
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>>173058324
>hard to install on the new generation of CPUs.

Are you retarded? Honest question-
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>>173058409
Spend 5 minutes on google and you will see the fuckery between windows 7 and kaby lake.
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>>173058591
It still works, retard. You just won't get any updates.
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Shouldn't this be 9,25€?
Are these fucks joshing me?
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>>173058730
too retarded to crop
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>>173058905
maybe they take a %cut?
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>>173058730
>>173058905
5% fee?
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>>173058642
Yeah nah it doesnt work. Checked everything in bios. Checked the USB on another computer but its still shits the bed after loading files. Going out to buy a disk drive tomorrow and testing it that way because >lolusbdrivers
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>>173058992
>>173059026
oh right that should be it.
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lol
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>>173059516
arr rook same
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>>173059516
HLTV is raciss
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ebani
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inferno only new meta[sjis][/sjis]
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>inferno again
fuck me
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>>173059516
are they twins or did hltv fuck up?
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Asia has the worst hair fashion I've ever seen.
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Are they called UYA or 5power????
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CHINA NUMBA ONE
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chinamen are really good at inferno
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these chinks are good wtf
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>>173061914
TAIWAN NUMBAH TWO
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>>173061914
>>173062010
>>173062051
>pick up 2 rounds
>omg our chinks

no
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>buying no nades during anti eco
oh dear, it's like gnm matchmaking
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Alright men we lost 2 rounds time to turn the aimbot back on to prove us superior white men are better then these subhumans
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>>173062417
>slavs
>white
XD
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man, navi have really drilled that b site execute
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>>173062101
all asian teams are our chinks
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>>173062784
Me on the far right with the NY cap.
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is UYA and 5power written the same in chinese?
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when are they releasing these?
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>>173062784
I want 4 and 6 to sit on my face and dick
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https://twitter.com/Alchemister5/status/849195634544529410

what kind of autistic shit is this?
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will valve ever acknowledge the pistol balance is fucking retarded and SMGs aren't worth using ever
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>>173064295
Yes, both as 五力.
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is this going to be navi losing another bo1 to a random asian team?
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>>173065105
neat
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>>173065495
Worth noting that 五 is actually also not 7.
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Is Hellcase legit?
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>>173066154
moe uses it so probably not
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how to fix cache: remove the fucking door
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>>173059516
It actually slipped past me. I guess we're all raysis
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>>173058167
>thorin breaking through the lies
>moses starts getting nervous and tries to shut him down
holy shit boys
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>>173069138
he was literally shitting his pants lmfao
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Post
>Rank
>Hours
>Sens
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>>173059196
what kind of motherboard do you have? I have a shit-ass MSI and even it has a special 'smart tool' to add USB3 drivers to your Win7 install iso. Don't be a sillyhead anon this is possible without buying stuff.
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>>173070085
no bc all of them are embarrassing
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>>173069138
>>173069558
what part are you talking about? sorry I don't have 2 hours to sift through to find it, thx.
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>>173071918
there's a fucking time stamp in the link
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>check workshop while waiting for match
>hey this looks pretty cool
>oh wait all the images are externally rendered and not from the workbench

why do people do this
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Post ur shit bois
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>>173057972
It runs like shit. <100 fps on an R9 390 @ 1280x1024 w/ amdgpu-pro, radeon, or latest amdgpu from git.
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>>173078439
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Discuss.
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https://twitter.com/flamieCS/status/849366557683851266

tf? i thought this nigga was almost 30
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>>173084406
he's talking about CS.
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>>173084406
Astralis seem shaky, could lose
G2 need to win against HR
50/50 fnatic or navi
50/50 VP or SK
Tyloo will beat Gambit
Easy for CLG
Rip Immortals
Rip MVP
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http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

Post your results and if you play mm rank
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>>173091440
c+
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>>173095157
That's pretty damn good, are you an awper?
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hol up bich
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ded
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>>173096601
not at all
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>>173096601
no he just did it over and over until he got a good result, or maybe he didnt bother and just mspainted
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>>173102271
reee it's not hard to get that low, my lowest score was a 156ms click
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>>173069138
>(((Moses)))
>SHUT IT DOWN
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Bump
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cheatin my way to global
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>>173070085
NA LEM
4009 :(
.82 @ 800
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>>173078439
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>>173070085
eu le
~450
1.45, 600dpi
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Which one of you was this
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>>173111273
l0l
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>>173111273
m-me anon, w-what are you going to do
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>>173111805
report u to the piggu police
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>>173111905
a-aren't you going to make me do icky lewd things?
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>>173111805
>m-me

Wait so you're in the match right now? Say "get your LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog" right now
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>stuck at sem for 2 months
>no skins
>cry myself to sleep at night

>buy a knife
>rank up the first game i play, even though i lost

hmmmm
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>>173070085
>dmg, I only play mm once ever week or so now though
>1200, about half is idling though prolly
>4.5 at 400
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>>173111273
i think it was yeet
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>>173112484
buy more skins?
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>>173070085
I don't play matchmaking
~500
400dpi @ 2.4
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>>173070085
elite master
761
2, raw, mouse accel disabled in game and in system settings
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Anyone got an extra copy of cs:go? Willing to trade some humble games for it.
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>>173114794
>humble for csgo
bad deal
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what did he mean by this?
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>>173115137
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/849277293218410498
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anyone want to queue up with a gn1 with only 64 wins?
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>>173078439
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>>173116585
Where you from? You have prime?
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>>173117605
central us and I got prime
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>>173116585
Say the range.

GN1 == MG depending on at what time you're playing, and if it's dust2 or not.
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>>173118368
Sorry man, but I don't understand what you mean. I'm willing to play with any rank as long as they are playing with me. I just want to get better at the game and only been playing since Jan. Highest rank was gn2, but queued up with my friends who never played the game before and lost it.
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>>173118731
*as long as they are willing to play with me
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>>173118807
~ :3c
>>
Any GN's EU wanna play?
I don't want to play with kiddies in solo que anymore.
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>>173120558
prime?
>>
>>
>>173070085
LEM
750ish
2.61@800
It's honestly a little fast but I can't play with anything less.
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Playing on a retake server with Sick from Misfits right now
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>>173091440
MGE cus aids
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>>173091440
>>173122323
And another like 5 seconds ago for proof. I hesitated on my last click, but average was still 165. Can make 150 ez pz

Reaction time doesn't help with mm though, since my ping is shit.
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>>173120871
Obviously.

Who other than smurfs and hackers play non-prime?
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>>173070085
Eu gold nova 1
160
1.7
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>>173118807
>>173117605
>>173116585
I guess no one wanted to queue with me >:(
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>>173122468
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henryG more like henryGAY amirite????
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>>173127924
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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haha
>>
just like my favelas
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>esport is on
>thread is deader than dead
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why go aggressive as CT in mirage

literally one of the worse map to do it
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>>173128530
Renegades love doing it in NA and it usually works for them. AZR lives in underpass half their rounds
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pistols lul
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>>173128871
It really would be nice for faze to win a gun round, it doesn't feel like they have so far
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>do nano aimlock

hehe its the sound cue xD
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>>173115137
cringe
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allu playing decently well
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Asstralis or North?
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>>173130921
australia
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>>173131241
is a continent
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>>173131386
Yeah, I'm living on it
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glaive is so ugly and so punchable
why do the bad guys win gotards?
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>90% of my matches in past month had at least 1 cheater
nice game gogurts
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>>173132216
90% of mine didnt have a cheater. What are you, a euro?
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>>173132379
nah, just bad
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>>173132379
>not being european
I'm so sorry
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>>173132597
Why would I want to be a cuck?
>>
>lag on lan
>>
I wasn't paying attention to the pistol round, the fuck happened in the north astralis game?
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>>173132597
if you don't want to be a cuck, why are you living outside of europe?
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>>173133061
Went down to 2 on 1 for ass then lag and the last North player died.

Bitchfit ensues
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nice """"""LAN"""""" gotards
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>>173133279
well i guess i'm not missing anything considering they're replying at
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astralis more like ASStralis amirite?????
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Based admins restarting the round.
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asstards on suicide watch!!
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>North gets lucky with lag and pretends their pincered player was going to magically win
>Cry to admins
>Get a free do over
Retarded
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>gla1ve through smoke

every time
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great LAN
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>Danish CS
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there's going to be a fight by the end of this game hopefully
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Danish teams more like DIVA teams amirite????
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>>173045819
>NA CSGO
>>
>Addy bathroom breaks
>Bluetooth microhacks on the phone
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>Kjaerbyes """coms""" not working

hmm
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I feel bad for konfig. He just got caught eating snot on camera. He's gonna get so much undeserved shit for that. I hope Thoorin doesn't mention it.
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>>173058167
this proves thorin is csgog right because this is literally the csgog theory
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>Free 6 rounds because game gifts you lag
Nice game gotards
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I don't know anything about comp CS
can someone give me the quick rundown
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name one team that has the dopest kits in the game?

protip: you cant
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>>173135542
see here
>>173045926
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Astralis more like SHITralis lel
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i can't tell if astralis are playing like shit or north are playing well or it's some combination of both
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>>173136334
gotta let the shittier danish team win til finals
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how do i find actually good people to warm up with

every ff dm and 1v1 is filled with low nova
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Kjaerbye looks like a real life anime character
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>>173136334
theyre both danes, I wish there was some way for them both to lose the game
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great script
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>smoke
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who wrote this shit
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Luckily Astralis are going up against other danecucks. To think I had frogs as the biggest chockers
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How much?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0
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>Did you know gaming:
Did you know that none of the players on the Danish teams have a permanent position? That's right. All Danes are so soulless, bland, and indistinguishable that at the start of each game a random Dane chosen from a pool of Danes is allocated to each team. Danes are truly the masters of being forgettable.
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>be playing some game with a broken mic
>ask some british guy to cover mid while I hold B
>he does it twice
>ask him again third time because nobody covers mid
>he literally goes REEEE at me and shoots me
>tell him to cool his autism
>starts saying "you think autism's a laughing matter? huh? huh? huh?" and shit like that
>starts trying to convince all our teammates to shoot me
>I start having fun with it
>by the end he's literally doing REEEE in his microphone
>tell teammate to drop me weapon
>he starts screaming and REEEEing at him because he did
>I'm top fragging with about 30 frags, he's about 5 or so by the end of the game
>starts shotuing last 2 rounds about how I lost them the game
>I clutch second to last round vs 4
>he's screaming about how I'll fail before every kill
>screams again that I didn't pick up an AK (had an M4)

Fucking 10/10 game have never laughed so hard in my life
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>>173137638
>Danes are truly the masters of being forgettable

Yeah but cadian is danish
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can henry stop sucking dicks for one minute
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>north retakes

please stop
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>>173137812
henry has not gone 60 consecutive seconds without at least one cock in his holes
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>its """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""overtime""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" again guys
>this """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""never happens"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
FCKING SHIT SCRIPT
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>>173138353
>""

you're very funny
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Are there any good capture the flag (intelligence?) maps? Hostage rescue maps are one sided and dog shit tbqh.
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>>173138548
kill yourself
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>>173138669
t. guy who unironically likes office and shitaly
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>enemy is pretty clearly cheating
>get completely destroyed first half bc of course
>starts throwing rounds second half
I want off the ride dammit
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dupreeh kind of needs to step up, 13 kills in an OT
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>>173138838
this is the worst, they want to both cheat and also to ruin games and smurf

basically nothing you can do, just fucken sucks

shit game
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>>173137803
Literally who?
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why the fuck are the casters so bad? No wonder no one watches csgo with these shit casters. Its like watching a powerlifting meeting holy shit
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>de_vice
>asstralis
>henrygay
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>>173139152
Power lifting is far boring than this desu. You want Olympic Weightlifting if you want entertainment my dude.
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I want to see as_maps in competitive
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Is there a map where the bomb site is in a mosque? If not, why?
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Surprised North didn't choke/cuck themselves out of this victory after getting fucked CT side
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>>173139254
I'm straight so none of that entertains me
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>>173139323
Why don't you make one?
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>>173139380
I don't want to get snackbard.
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>>173139323
Controversy. A church would be fine tho such as de_inferno
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autistic ginger with the classic turn coat
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>>173139323
the french map from the last operation has the terrorists bomb a church, cant remember the name, the night one

shit how did that never cause a commotion I just realized what it was about
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This entire match was decided by the admins in round 1
What a joke
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>>173139505
great match dupreeh
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>>173139647
Dude I love refs deciding the outcome of matches
You don't see football being reset because the wind made the ball go in another direction.
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>>173139760
yeah football never get decided by refs ever
or any other sports
never had referee scandals
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>>173139760
they are abandoned if their is too much hail though
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>>173139434
>>173139472
dust has been set in like the middle east for nearly 20 years, i don't think people will particularly care about a church and a mosque

there's map's with schools, there was that kids playground in one operation map, overpass has a playground too
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>>173139842
inb4 playground gets removed in the australian and german versions
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>>173139842
oy vey it's another columbine
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>>173139941
>australian

did you know that's a continent?
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>>173140030
no anon

how dare you
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>>173140030
So there's no country called Australia?
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>more henryG dick sucking
jesus christ can't they switch casters
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>pistol round on d2
>team calls rush b because "we have a good b spawn" (we don't)
>team also smokes b tunnel exit
>hurr its so we can close the gap

taking a break from this game forever tbqhfamilio
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>>173140056
how dare i what?

>>173140097
It's also a country
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>>173140097
there shouldnt be
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G2 and FNC finally on form

I like this timeline
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>>173140125
Much rather them than semenlar
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leave it to me
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>>173140634
semmler is the kind of gay that I cant stand

at least henry is a bro, semmler is just a flaming faggot
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>>173140617
It feels like Fnatic are only at 70% of their potential.
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>flash
>push
>die in a 1vX because my teammate decided combat is scary
kys if you do this
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>>173140923
me ingame and irl lmao
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>>173140923
I mean I just bait my teammates these days, usually there's at least one guy who isn't a pussy and I just always follow them and push with them all t side
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>>173140804
god damn I would follow that man into the depths of hell and back
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bondik more like bonDICK amirite????
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>have to press the windows key like 7 times before the game minimizes
why
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>>173141565
Get a mac. It just works®
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>>173141565
alt tab you heathen
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>>173141621
no i use alt for mic
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>>173141723
Right alt then.
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>me using deagle up close: 40 in 1 hit
>enemy using deagle up close: 57034597 in 17 hits
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poor hr
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>>173141565
I play on linux and its great, alt tab is instant
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>>173141930
g2 are stomping them so hard
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>>173142093
even astralis, sk and vp will get rekt by them at this rate
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>>173142173
i don't know about that, but they certainly look amazing
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If you actually think the pro scene is nothing but cheaters

lmao @ your life
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>>173143274
>being in denial
keep practicing anon maybe you'll go pro one day :)
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>>173143274
40kb kernel driver hacks hidden in usb mouses
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>press shift
>lose 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% movement speed
>gain 0.000000000000000000000000001% accuracy
great game
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name 1 legitimate use for jumping
you can't
it's only used for exploiting maps
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>>173143704
what is being exploited exactly?
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That's the second joke Thoorin has made about being a pedo today. Jesus..
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>>173143871
if jumping is removed
and maps modified to add ramps or ladders or some shite in a few places
nothing of value is lost
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>>173143923
clip?
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>>173143396
There are definitely cheaters but to label all pros as cheats is shallow minded and doesn't help the issue
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those navi trucker hats are so gay
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>semenlar
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>>173144027
there isnt a single pro on the top 10 teams who doesnt cheat except snax
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>>173143704
being able to jump in fps makes movement so much more natural, feeling glued to the ground sucks
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>>173144448
>people i don't like are hackers
Are you actually twelve?
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>navi vs fnatic
fnatic I am so sorry I love you guys but guardian is my main boy I have to be behind him

sorry
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>>173144721
it must be hard being this naive, your whole worldview is going to come crashing down the day you realize how all the pro players cheat except snax
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what the fuck are these navi strats, no seriously what the hell
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>>173145006
They are so elite you cant even comprehend them
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Do you still get drops for watching esports and shit?
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navis strats are literally "do whatever bros guardians gonna save the round no matter what so fuck it"
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>>173145174
item drops only happen on so called major tournaments

you know when they happpen because the in game menus let you watch mtches in game and also do pick ems and shit

if that isnt in game, then you cant get drops
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>>173070085
Na GN2
1500 or so plz no bully am bad at fps games.
800dpi*2.255 in game for 1804 eDPI
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Why do I continue to fall for this shit.
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>>173145587
>betting against the guardian of our skines
anon........................................
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>he thinks navi will win
Lmao
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>>173145587
>Betting on chokers
Your own mistake.
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Its now Thursday
Wheres my operation?
I was promised an operation
Give me a reason to play again
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>>173145670
I also laugh when I think about the calm and quiet assurance I have that navi will win yet again, showering me with wealth
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>>173145740 it's still wednesday sperglo
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>>173145740
It's Wednesday my dude
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>>173145810
>>173145818
No its not. Its quiet clearly thursday
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>>173145863
what continent are you on right now my man
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>>173145908
like two
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>>173145908
Oceania.
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>>173145908
They're clearly not on the only country that's also a continent, Australia, where it's Thursday
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>wearing shorts in public on the continent of australasia
lmao
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We all know NIP is terribad but do you think they will lose against the gooks?
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IM SORRY BUT EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS IS NOT A CLEAR THROW BY FNATIC WHY ARE THE ADMINS NOT STEPPING IN AND STOPPING THIS MATCH
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>>173141896
I feel.
I'm OK with the deag long range but if it turns close range I have an aneurysm and lose my shit for some reason
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>>173145468
Should also mention I'm playing non prime cause my phone is broken
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>people who tryhard in demolition
>people who rage if you don't tryhard
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>>173146158
>CSGO tournament
>admins
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>>173146041
I dont bet on any nip games these days, thyre so wildly inconsistent they can lose to tier 7 teams or win against tier 1 teams
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>>173070085
SE
140
800 @ 2.1

3 ranks down, about a fucking million to go
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>>173146025
>not wearing shorts

I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear
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>>173146025
Doesnt apply. Here in aus everyone wears shorts because they are comfy and functional 9 months of the year
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>>173146413
my experience is that people who use the word "tryhard" in any context are universally shitty in both skill and personality
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>>173146440
I might just drop some junk skins on the gooks.

Shame I cant use cases, have a few I'd like to get rid of in this game
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Why is olof still allowed to play in 2017
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>>173146550
>t. tryhard

I bet you say gg after deathmatch too.
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>>173146730
Its all he's got left. Poor lad would be on the brink if suicide if it weren't for cs
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>>173146738
Only if I win
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>slav tournanement
>slavs playing shady as fuck
really toggles my favelas
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>>173146886
The whole point of having tournaments around the world is so everyone could cheat equally.
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>s1mple is good

love this meme
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EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS ISNT A THROW
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>>173146445
that's way too high

try 400 @ 2.37

t. your friendly neighborhood eagle master pleb
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>play d2
>lose rank
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>>173147043
when is the next swedish tournament so NiP toggles?
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>>173147179
Yeah, I'm slowly dropping it. I'm actually using 600 right now until I get used to it. Then we are 400 baby.
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>>173147251
Swedes can't code.
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>>173147323
explain minecraft then
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>>173147323
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>>173147415
a mistake
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>>173147415
Made on java.
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>>173148036
Even more the reason, if you put yourself through that punishment voluntarily you truly can call yourself a coder

Or just retarded. Who knows
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can enemies hear it if you remove silencer
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>>173148485
yes
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>>173148485
Yes.
You can fake the noise tho, just like fake planting and defusing.
>Remove the silencer
>qq to cancel the animation
>Push/get pushed
>?????
>profit?
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>>173148625
gay
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worst corea or muslims?
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>>173148723
>quick guys he's removing his silencer push now
???????????????????
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>>173148741
Easy for terrorists.
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>enemy team has wall hacker guy
>my team is dying left and right
>10-0 losing
>enemy team banter off the charts mostly russian so i dunno what they say
>for some cheeki breeki reasons hacker drops from game
>12-16 we win
best part was whole enemy team stopped talking after we made it 10-10
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Whats a game where I can make friends that I will keep for a while? Just playing with my steam friends on and off isnt doing it for me.

I'm someone tempted to go back to eve online since I had many mates on that but I really hate the game
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Draken is the problem
>>
Get_Right shook
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I'd lmao at NiPs lives right now but I can't even feel anything anymore.
They've been such a fucking trash for so long it's not even funny.
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>come back from doctor's appointment
>sack of shit and fatty
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>>173150165
smaller community servers actually create a community around them
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>>173150165
make conan exile or rust friends through suffering and rage quitting.
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get right more like git gud amirite???
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>getting rekt on t side cobble
lmao just rush b
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>>173151232
We talking erp community servers or normal ones?
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did i do good, lads?
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Isn't forest or friberg good with the awp? Minus whale let them use it instead of draken
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>>173151431
Is dayz still a thing? Used to play the mod way back and I really enjoyed it

>>173151657
not the greatest drop but its ok
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>>173151715
no i meant lem from my 10 games
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>>173151795
not the greatest rank but its ok
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>>173151715
no idea i tried it couple of times but it wasnt my bread and butter
Last i heard from steam friends: Gaem ded so they moved on to similar games
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I wish I could play with 5 ping
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>>173151984
gay, I'll try rust, dayz without zombies but with crafting. 1/2 is ok
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>>173152392
Fuck. I forgot to bet on mvp. Hope they still win just to fuck with niptards
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NiP has given up their career now, right? They're not even trying anymore
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>>173152564
once valve implements their anti cheat nip will be on top again as they're currently the only professional team that doesn't use hacks
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>>173152623
This excuse is getting old
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>>173152327
I usually get 2 ping, max 10 to eu east/ru mm servers.

you can live in my basement if you want i need the $$$ tbhh

t. swede
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>>173152564
they converted to islam. theres no going back now
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>>173152398
only thing that makes rust acceptable is drops desu. Farm them sell them to autist kids earn money buy sengen kagura new game.

Last time i played rust bunch of hackers ruined the game really bad and jewlord devs and mods refused to ban them for a long long time
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>>173152704
I agree, we're all sick of the cheating in the pro scene. having to deal with all these cheaters is getting old
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>>173152734
>Last time i played rust bunch of hackers ruined the game really bad and jewlord devs and mods refused to ban them for a long long time
Well doesnt that sound familiar
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>>173152715
ru servers are in sweden though
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>semenlar
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>>173152623
Oh you
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>>173152783
want basement or no
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>>173152760
t.silver
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>>173152957
I'm only silver because all the cheaters in the game. If it weren't for cheaters I would be solidly double gold star like I used to be. Get the fuck out of here.
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>>173152947
Pay for my plane ticket and I'll come. I'll even offer 1 sexual favour each day resetting at midnight.
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>>173153014
in the mind of a silver. tune in next time
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>>173153056
girl or homo?
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>>173153014
Yep, silver as fuck
>>
great grenades
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>>173153153
>Girls on the internet
Straight but willing to change for free room and real internet, its just a dick, how hard could it be to suck?
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>>173153113
>>173153180
that guy is obviously joking, get checked for autism
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>>173153279
Nice backpedaling.
>>
draken more like draCAN'T amirite????????
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>Used to have cute sounding asian gril on steam
>Try to invite her to game
>She removed me
Feels bad man
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>>173153279
hello silver
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>>173153250
nty
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>>173153279
I'm the guy who wrote that post. I'm deadly serious. When the cheaters in this game start to dwindle expect to know my name.
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>>173153689
i don't believe you
>>
>pro scene is rigged
>every pro is cheating
>every mm game I lose is due to bad team mates or cheating enemies
>I deserve a higher rank
>I'm a dirty faggot weeaboo

/csgog/ summarised
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>>173153905
this anon wears shorts in public as an adult male
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>>173153956
nah swimming trunks but the net thing cut out because my dotty ballsack gets caught in it
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>>173154042
nice
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>>173152715
I live in straya.
I wouldn't trade the 'white people feeling safe in their own city' factor for ping tbqh
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how do """"""""""""""""pros""""""""""""""" sleep at night after playing scripted matches all day with cheats, how do they feel literally any sense of accomplishment
>>
>>173154140
>implying the abbos won't find you
Watch your back cunt
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>>173154140
some salty eu cuck is gonna talk about how safe everywhere is but speaking from somebody who lives in london and who knows how bad things can get holy shit I respect australia so fucking much for staying safe, sweden is fucken killing itself right now

my girlfriend got robbed for her phone two times in the last four months by muslim gangs, and I was mugged for my phone in november

hate this fucking city, want to go somewhere that hasnt been ruined like sydney. some areas here feel like I'm literally in the middle east and people can barely speak english
>>
>>173154306
I've taken on a group of abos.
They feel real confident until they watch their friend get bottled.
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>>173154385
Sydney is pretty fucked too, until you get to outer suburbs.
Melbourne used to be nice, but until they deport the apexniggas they'll be cucked like sweden
Better off with Taswegia, Perth or Brissy atm.
>>
>>173045819
more like /cscock/ lmao am i rite
>>
>>173154140
eh i live in a sort of rural area (30km from the city, but still got fiber)
>>
are you aussies neets or something? youre literally on this board 24/7
>>
>>173154795
our continent rules the internet anon time to concede it to us
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>>173154697
'mirin

>>173154795
It's a government initiative, 2 lots of time zones, it ensures 24/7 shitposting.
>>
>go to aussie embassy for tourist visa
>get told to fuck off because they're full
>>
>>173154795
its so hot that the desert glows and its bright out 24/7, half the population is awake at all hours of the day
>>
>>173116332
>favorite weapon scout
>less than 300 hours
smurf
>>
>>173155129
nah, with those stats its just a cheater
>>
>>173136507
People in southwest ffa dm are pretty good, but speed is all you really gain from those anyway.
>>
STOP REPLYING TO OLD POSTS I WILL DESTROY YOU
>>
>>173137771
UK truly has the worst players
>>
>>173155119
>its so hot that the desert glows and its bright out 24/7
how the fuck haven't i learned about this until now?
>>
>>
>>173138732
Office is fun but hell on ct side. Went 14-1 at the half once and tied.
>>
>>173155653
your education system failed you
>>
tfw office global
tfw play like a dmg on defuse maps
>>
>>173155970
branch out onto some other reserve duty maps like dust 2
>>
>>173146550
This
>>
itch hard to preditch
>>
>>173155243
Yeah you're right. I missed the 1300 hostages rescued.
>>
i'm in love with snax
>>
>>173155719
australia's day/night cycle is less relevant to us than you might have convinced yourself
>>
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>rank up game
>get queued against DSR from selfless on other team
>get raped 16-11
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>>173156494
what's up my dude
>>
>>173155970
>>173156084
Nah fuck that start with something similar and close quarters like inferno.
>>
>>173156635
dsr is still on selfless?
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>>173156635
>>get raped 16-11
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>>173156816
I think he's benched. Was still using the profile pic though
>>
>google up DSR
>his last name is Ryu
wtf
>>
I dont care about vp winning but holy fuck do I want these 3rd worlds to lose
>>
>>173156943
ATATATATA
>>
>>173157119
they're both 3rd worlder
>>
THE GLOBALISTS
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/SmilingHyperSquirrelYee
>>
Who let /pol/ out again?
>>
reminder that jesters were often the only ones allowed to speak the truth because if its not phrased as a joke some truths are too difficult to accept
>>
>>173157484
WHEN TRUMP CLEANS UP THE PEDOPHILIC GLOBALISTS YOU'LL BE FIRST TO GO
>>
>>173157484
WHO LET THE /POL/ OUT
JEW JEW JEW JEW
>>
>>173157454
Based as hell
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>>173059516
LMMAOOO

DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE FIRST TIME I OPENED IT, FOR BOTH SETS

L M a o nice banter
>>
>sk take mid control
>vp give up kills
>sk win the round after picking a site to push

this is a shit game to watch
>>
>hit shot
>server says no
>on lan
nice game gotards
>>
>>173059516
holy fuc @ this bois

nice clean lock here bois
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/FurryDeafHawkPrimeMe
>>
>BRs
>not cheating
very nice
>>
>down to 1 operation per year

nice
>>
>>173158679
CLEAR PROOF OF THE MATCH SCRIPT

HE TRIED TO GET A KILL OUT OF SEQUENCE AND THE SERVER DIDNT ALLOW IT
>>
um slavtards???????????
>>
So we're all in agreement that SK has perfected csgo, right?
>>
Obviously VP only losing this game so they can kick NiP in the balls tomorrow in the 1-1 match
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>>173159025
They really are the greatest team in CSGO history
>>
>>173159025
anyone can 'perfect' csgo with cheats like theirs
>>
Easy fucking money
>>
ESS KAH
>>
>>173159025
Yep. If they lived in EU and could do proper practice they'd stay on top all the time.
Fallen and Coldzera > *
>>
>taz
>>
>taz


old man, pls
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>taz
>vp
>taz
>vp
>taz
>vp
>taz
>vp
>taz
>vp
>taz
>vp
>>
TAZ BTFO
>>
damn you could hear literally everyone after that
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>>173159025
they cheated their way to the top tho
>>
he needs to retire
>>
Didn't taz hit him in the head in slowmo?
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tfw too intelliget for CS:GO
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>>173149175
No, but you can trick people with how hrtf works. If I'm holding an angle super tight and I right click, qq, then reposition, the soundbite plays still giving the illusion that I'm still holding close.
I'm shit at explaining things look it up
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>>173159619
lmao
>>
a complete massacre with fallen playing like shit
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>>173159690
You can trick a lot of boys with HRT
;p
>>
>>173159610
1.03 HLTV score and he needs to retire?
>>
>>173159881
nice post anon :)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHubXKwJY2s

Can someone explain this slav strategy to me?
>>
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/849702001931931648
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>>173159994
theyre bored and are messing around with new ways of throwing
>>
Virtus got PLOWED
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>>173160034
>>
>16-2

VP is literally worse than Tyloo.
>>
>i think we've instilled fear on SK
>>
>>173159025
Sk's tr sided was perfect, that game could easily go 16-0.
>>
>>173159619
>M4A4
>56hp left on fer
>a headshot

lmao
>>
>>173160321
I meant it like the hit didn't register you nigger
>>
>>173160321
>csgo

100 100 100
ctfu ctfu tfu
100 100 100
>>
>>173160421
>nigger
>/pol/
You have to go back
>>
>>173160421
Wasn't even close, you retard.
>>
>>173160553
>>>/reddit/
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>>173160553
But i'm not from there, nigger.

>>173160583
OK then.
>>
read this: SK WILL win the next major

they are simply leagues beyond all other teams

perchance, dare i say, the greatest counter strike team in history? myes
>>
CLG might actually might make it out of groups
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>>173160583
Nigger.
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>>173159994
>when /csgog/ complains about cheats
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>>173160737
Favelamonkeys will choke hard on the white cock
>>
>>173160843
uh they won't get to play tier 10 chinks 2 more times
>>
https://twitter.com/paszaBiceps/status/849704234656378881
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>>173161038
They could beat HR and Immortals though
>>
>>173161129
Gabriel sounds like a cunt not gonna lie
>>
>>173160849
And he twitched right as he shot, you retarded slavnigger.
>>
>>173161274
how
>>
>>173161129
Classic slav
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>>173161274
Gab best girl
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>>173161584
good bait
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>polish cs
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r8 my new awp
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>>173161704
I actually just wanted more pictures of satania . Thanks
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>>173161923
>stickers
into the trash it goes
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>>173161283
You can see him firing at this very moment, howcome that's not CLOSE?
>>
>>173162048
that frame is clearly after the shot was taken..
>>
>>173161923
>pony trash
I'm disgusted to share a thread with you
>>
why don't VP just beat the shit out of SK irl? those brazilian twinks wouldn't last 10 seconds
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>>173161965
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>>173162198
HOLOCAUSTED
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>>173162198
It should be like Hockey, so a player can just get up, go to the opponents booth and start a 1v1 fistfight with somebody.
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>>173162265
Those are some nice boobs. I can't wait for the eventual bestiality doujins of her to come out
>>
>>173162030
>>173162126
rude troll
>>
>>173162631
Good taste my man
>>
>>173162669
You asked us to rate it. Not our fault you have shit taste
>>
>>173161274
I had a friend back in middle school named Gabriel, he was also a cunt, but he was really good at 1.6.
>>
>>173162951
there was a guy in my class called gabriel who was a massive asshole to me for no reason, I tried to be nice to him and he was always hostile as fuck and just downright mean, one of the meanest least likable people I ever knew

he would straight up turn away from me when I was talking to him and start ignoring me, in front of other people

I remember him doing it in a medium size group and everybody looked at me like what the fuck is going on
>>
How do I improve my reaction time? I've tried that online test and get about 250 usually. So often with the awp I'll have it right on the enemy but die since I can't click fast enough
>>
>>173164396
download cheats
>>
>>173164396
250 is pretty normal for that online test, most of the people who post their results here either cheat by clicking early since the test doesnt punish you or just doctor their results

its why literally every time somebody posts its some miracle fast reaction time that no pro comes close to
>>
>>173164396
What online test? Just grind DM theres no secret or magic you nigger.
>>
>>173164623
There's still a definite lag between me seeing it and clicking at 250. It's making me feel slow
>>
>Israel vs Israel games
What's the joke with these? First to 16k wins? No one buys guns for the entire game? Nobody owns skins?
>>
>>173161881
That first shot absolutely should have registered though
>>
>>173164623
So 192 is good?
>>
>>173161881
Why not just knife him for supreme embarrassment?
>>
>>173165482
presumably didn't want to give away his position while still in connector
>>
>>173165482
knifing from above is super buggy and inconsistent, he actually didn't really have a good window to knife
>>
>>173166436
he did right before he whiffed, and it's actually not that buggy, just no one ever crouches. if you crouch it's fine.
>>
>blu dropped out of college and still has student loans
>better start a retarded shoe buying war with Dazed instead of paying them off lmao
>>
>>173167019
>retards being retarded with money
Wow I'm shocked.
>>
>>173164623
t. jelly that people have a translatable skill that applies to literally everything you do if you want to do it well
>>
>>173167019
yeah he's a dumb kid, you should know this by now
>>
>>173164880
It's a trainable skill. If you're able to process it but not move your fingers fast enough you can work on improving your times. Just play cs and awp/scout more bro.
>>
>>173167019
americans are obsessed about acting like niggers.

their "culture" needs to wiped of the face of the earth
>>
Nuke Australia when?
>>
>>173169776
Hey, fuck you buddy
>>
>>173169661
calm down Osama
>>
when is elige joining a good team?
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>>173164623
t. 80 year old man
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>>173171602
>2/5 were premature
literally devalidated your own claims my dude
>>
>>173171740
Not that dude, but you're supposed to be on edge when you press your mouse. It's responding to a cue at a moments notice, a reaction. You can't arbitrarily set up rules and say it's not a reaction unless you look away from your monitor and lean sideways away from the mouse.
>>
can anyone explain why

EU CS > BR CS > ASIAN CS > NA CS

?
>>
>>173070085
gn2
1400
800 dpi 1.8
>>
can someone gift me cs go? steam: rukscs
steamcommunity.com/id/rukscs
>>
>>173172894
>it's responding to a cue
No, he's just clicking at random and gets it right every so often

Make a clock spin at 1440 times its normal speed and it will show you the correct time once every minute of the day, doesn't mean it's a functional clock

woo look at me i posted the one time where less than half my clicks were false positives ain't that a knocker
>>
>>173170939
>Elige speaks passable Portuguese including callouts

SK and IMT are now an option. Leagues better than anything NA can put together.
>>
>>173173383
>can't afford a $14 game
Fucking lol.
>>
>>173173383
sent ;)
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>>173173576
>I can't click fast so no one else can
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>>173173681
i can afford it, but paypal empty, debit deactivated, stores closed, cannot buy paysafecard now. would have to wait another 7 hours until stores open...
why not just try to beg for a key while i'm waiting
>>
>>173173760
Neither can you, anon.
Or you haven't proven it yet at least.
>>
>>173173801
>can't wait 7 hours
Fucking lol.
>>
>>173173694
>sent ;)

didn't get anything, nice troll
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>>173173835
But I can click fast!
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>>173173576
It's legitimately pathetic that you think people can't react faster than 200ms.
You don't have to randomly click and get a low score 1 /100Th of the time, and keep doing it until you get a result.
That's a real slow way to get a time. The anon recording it did it in like 7 tries.
Statistical anomaly or just 5 reactions and 2 premature start? Fucking retard.
>>
>>173174358
>y-you don't believe it's humanly possible to do X
Never said that fag, just that you haven't proven YOU can do it
didn't read the rest of your post btw
>>
>>173139354
sure thing buddy
>>
If the awp was loaded 40% with blanks literally noone would buy it

Fuckin' retards
>>
>>173137771
should have muted him
>>
>>173173676
but those are NA teams
>>
>>173175882

who are you typing at
>>
Is 2.2 really the rec. sens for a rifler?
It's so high
>>
>>173179789
no
>>
>>173179853
W-well what is it
>>
>>173179789
no, where the fuck did you get that from?
let me guess, you're using 800dpi but looking at sens from pros using 400dpi?
>>
>>173179943
N-no.. I use 1.5@400
>>
>lose game because team mate started tking
>>
anyone here wanna game?
>>
>>173182986
na, rank, prime?
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>>173183118
South America, Global Elite, Yes
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>>173184654
>South America,
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>>173183118
i have ge's, ROSE and eagle acc from europe, but na is fine too.
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bye csgo
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>Get my 3 games of CSGO I get to play after work
>all 3 of them against blatant wallhackers peeking the dumbest angles imaginable and checking corners no one would check, while inexplicably not checking common corners.
Ban wave WHEN?
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>>173195213
It's called gamesense retard
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>>173196323
Soon.
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>>173196510
i'm sure that $14 will be the end of him
>>
>>173196842
Legit inches away from falling for the ESEA meme.
But I want to try a few FaceIt matches first, despite being -below- recommended MM rank, but any time I try to climb MM rank, I either 40 bomb and lose because of retards while soloq'ing or I play with a 5 stack and we get cheated half our games.
>>
>>173197013
>-below- recommended MM rank
below for faceit? are you fucking nova? no one hacks at nova lmao
>>
>didn't play for a while
>buy cs go again
>play 2 competitive matches
>20 hr cooldown
>wtf
>read there is 20hr cooldown every 2 wins until i'm ranked
>asking for a refund
>2,3 hours played
>(refunds only if less than 2hours played)

let's see if i'll get my money back.
>>
>>173197292
>no one hacks at nova lmao
Are you serious?
There are shitties who hack in Silver even, they just suck so much dick that even walls won't help their shitty aim.
Besides, I was DMG before I deranked from inactivity.
>>
>>173197292
I once stopped playing MM for 6 months, when I came back I was nova 3 and the first game I played had a blatant wallhacker

And this was in prime
>>
>trying to climb out of nova
>no matter what I do guy only prefires in random spots
>doesn't prefire the common spots
>people think nova isn't 50% smurfs/hackers
>>
>>173200123
yeah, all ranks are infested with cheaters. the thing is, the ones at the lower ranks usually suck at the game. if he's placed at nova 3 or whatever, then with his cheats he's as good as the average nova 3. in that case, you should be able to beat him using superior game sense, not just out- aiming him
>>
>>173200390
>Destroy wallhacker CT side
>T side
>Every site push is stacked, can't rotate, team is too afraid to peek, so it's almost always a 1v1 vs the wallhacker
>"You just need to out game sense him brah"
I'll just report the fuck out of him and bait the wallhack prefire so he gets overwatched, but then again overwatch is full of limp wristed faggots who are terrified of banning anyone who isn't blatantly spinbotting.
>>
>>173200659
consider this: he wasn't hacking and you're bad
>>
>>173200964
Someone's triggied.
Thing is it's super easy to tell when someone's hacking in Nova, because you'll go from one game where no one knows where to aim, and they get fucking destroyed, to another where there's 2 or 3 people who seem to have enough "Game sense" to supply their entire team despite being gold nova trash.
The cheating situation in matchmaking is getting unreal, I have Overwatch as a gold nova, which means I only see silvers, and out of 20 cases, 10 were blatantly cheating,6 were really shitty at hiding it, and 4 were legit, in fucking silver.
>>
>>173188210
this can't possibly go wrong
>>
>cloud9 beats SK online
>"who cares about online LMAO"
>SK beats VP online
>"WE ARE SMART WE ARE LOYAL WE ARE FROM BRAZIL JAJAJAJAJA"

:^)
>>
>>173211018
>>SK beats VP online
good bait lol
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>recording movie with HLAE
>accidentally stop recording just before the last thing I wanted in the clip happens
>have to restart recording
>accidentally forgot to go offline on steam to stop notifications from showing up on the recording
>have to restart recording
>recording takes an eternity
>mfw
Why can't this shit be faster holy shit. I feel so bad for people who made very long frag movies when they made mistakes at all
>>
hey guys is it possible for me to get global within 100 games if im B- in ESEA? not sure what the grind's like anymore.
last time i had global i was getting boosted by a cheater (i thought he was joking) and now im grinding by myself
>>
>>173212265
Esea rank doesn't really mean much desu. I'm A- and have been at LEM for 6 months, but I know C- who are SMFC and A+ who are DMG.
>>
>>173212765
I know a S who is MGE lmao can you imagine
>>
>>173212265
>>173212765
esea ranks are about baiting. match making ranks are about team work in 64 tick
>>
GN/MG EU, must be prime

lets play, or I'm gonna start to play alone, and hate every minute of it.
>>
>>173212059
Fast forward to the thing you wanted to record?
You should never record things in long segments, at most as long as a full round.
>>
>>173214105
I'm not recording rounds, I'm using demo_gototick to where I want to start the clip and use endmovie after the clip subject is done
>>
>>173214147
Either way... isn't it a bit discouraging to make cs go "movies"?
You aren't the best of the best, or even at a "sub-pro" level, so it's like all scrub action...

Pretty much why I like smaller games better, smaller community where you can become one of the best players.
You can actually have tournaments in those games, where previously lesser players may have grown for the next season, and now able to compete against the "pros".

While in CS GO... You "climb" a meaning less ladder. Where you'll never reach a point where your effort means anything, and whatever content you create is pretty much worthless scrub shots.
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>>173215253
I just want to make my silver shitter AWP 3Ks and 4Ks look nice
>>
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>
Henry giving dubs a shoutout on stream
>>
>>173216368
checkem
>>
>win 8 games in a row
>promoted
>lose first game in new rank to obvious cheaters

If I lose the second one im getting demoted huh?
>>
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>chinese CS
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>>173178947
At the fucclad thinking 2/5 isn't a substantial fraction
>>
>>173216592
>win a bunch in a row
>rank up
>next six games are brain dead teammates against smurfs
>>
>>173217571

It's an abstract kind of suffering.

I guess if I'm good enough I'll climb up again... despite cheaters... and braindead teammates... and leavers... and TK'ers... and (...)
>>
>>173217571
>Rank up
>Suddenly start losing every game
>Nearly 10 in a row
>Wont derank and have easy enemies again
Oh lord please save me
>>
is HSK elite?
>>
>173218501
bad meme
>>
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>turn on Starladder because I can't sleep
>these chinks can't stop locking onto each other in overtime
how/when will this game finally die?
>>
china number one
more like
china number HOME
>>
>>173219007
pin this
>>
>>173219007
so home they have a team named EHOME LMOA!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>173188210
IS IT REALLY OUT I PUT TWO EMAILS WHY DON'T I HAVE IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
/our gooks/ won
>>
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>>173219037
Done
>>
sick """"haircut"""" henry
>>
>>173220076
Sick """penis""" anon

Mind if I suck it a bit?
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>favelas getting shanked by mad chinks
>>
ohh no
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/IncredulousHorribleDadShadyLulu
lmao
>>
>>173220391
What a cheeky chink. Love it
>>
>>173200123
It is but you should be able to rekt him. I managed to get out nova UNPRIMED with just aiming and winning in duels. Git gud my man
>>
>Me being able to wear a hat is more important than preventing cheating

Fuck me sideways I hate csgo hairlets so much
>>
>>173220718
balding cunt
>>
>>173220718
>i dont know how starladder runs groups: the post
>>
Why do people think it's a good idea to run infront of AWPers?
>>
what is the alternative
>>
not
>>
feel like faze is prob the only expensive team who will never win a tournament
>>
>>173220878
explain plz
>>
>>173221742
casters and teams are in different halls. all the teams are in the same roof with their own 5 pcs and dividers set up to keep the teams separate. you COULD hear other teams without a headset, but not casters. it's why they dont have inears and those noise cancelling headsets, just their normal ones.
>>
>struggling against tier20 chinese stack
no wonder our boy gabriel kicked them all
>>
>I love China and CSGO

>DL 5Power Club

and it's beautiful
>>
why is there a rambling ginger hobo on the desk
>>
>>173222070
diversity quota
>>
>>173221916
For reference he said that EL and ESL should let him wear a hat as well so my point still stands
>>
>>173221737
Niko is too powerful, I've screencapped your post, provide me your email so I can embarrass you later.
>>
>no Rain to pound my boy pussy

hmm

disappointing
>>
Am I stranded? The last 10 posts were me
>>
>>173223373
In the shadow realm
>>
>>173223620
who are you
>>
>>173223628
I am yu
>>
why is moe allowed to play on so many teams at the same time wtf starladder??
>>
>Tyloo drama splits them up
>new Tyloo loses to MVP

Tyloo is officially not /our chinks/ anymore.
>>
>>173223952
Tyloo were never our chinks you turboredditor
>>
>>173223952
>Tyloo is officially not /our chinks/ anymore.
>implying
>>
I hope Gambit and Faze knock out Navi and Astralis.
>>
>Faze

lol
>>
>>173070085
mge
676
2.15 @ 400 dpi
>>
God Allu
>>
is niko currently the biggest cheater in csgo?
>>
>>173224935
Kjaerbye
>>
>>173224935
No, it's coldzera.
>>
>>173224935
niko doesn't cheat
>>
>moe
>mou
>mo

ummm?
>>
why does allu even awp?
>>
>>173225796
Same player
>>
allu is fucking bad lmao
>>
>>173225829
>>173226235
????
>>
cmon anyone could've hit that shit

allu is so overrated
>>
>>173226381
even a broken clock is right twice a day
>>
how do I wear headphones without denting my hair?
>>
thoring calling out adren's cheats
>>
>8-20

lol zeus
>>
>HR vs. CLG

time to take a nap
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Now that the dust has settled what are /magog/s gloves?
>>
>>173227673
default
>>
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alright

for real this time

what the hell is wrong with allu?
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>>173227673
Default because I'm not wasting that much on a game

Though I do like the moto gloves, matches my riding ones irl
>>
i miss ddk and black ddk
>>
honestly how the fuck do people enjoy FoF

it's like someone took cs and boiled away everything that was enjoyable
>>
NA????
>>
N-NANI?
>>
>>173229306
The fuck is FoF?
>>
>14-1
>>
Is Rickeh a jew?
>>
Who's even the worst player on CLG? Whenever someone does something retarded, another guy steps up and fucks up even more. I may give it to FNS for that round where he somehow didn't notice the guy in front of him shooting wildly and kept jumping.
>>
>>173229805
>I may give it to FNS for that round where he somehow didn't notice the guy in front of him shooting wildly and kept jumping.

he genuinely looked like a bot.
>>
>>173229805
theres only one salvagable clg player, koosta

the rest of the team is utter trash
>>
>>173230165
>>173230353
It would be HILARIOUS if CLG made this comeback, but it's not gonna happen. Even Gambit had to reset CLG once to get that score
>>
>>173231036
oh my god I turned the stream off because I assumed it was over, holy shit
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Can we stop pretending mirage is a map worth keeping in competitive yet?
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theres no way this comeback is legit, this is hard proof of the match script
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>>173231036
>>173230353
>>173229732
>>173229661
>>173229493
>csgog
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>as soon as I come back to watch it crumbles
kill myself
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>>173231301
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHA

*takes a break*

AHHHHHHHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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bg
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koosta carry
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>>173231301
>THE CITY OF (YOU)
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NEW THREAD

>>173231516

>>173231516

>>173231516

>>173231516
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>>173231301
>>173231331
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>end first half 14-1
>muster a comeback
>still lose because you lost the first half 14-1

I respect the attempt I guess
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