Ice Wolf Edition
Previous Timeline: >>172762441
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Stop waiting for 750, lesson learned.
second.
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Y06m6U0AE4qFE.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8a3nerUQAAH04u.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8XJ56WUwAAQ6CB.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8awD6CUAAIEmti.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8bFSV3VoAAzznQ.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8T_mnxUAAA9lWN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8WroviVoAAZam3.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8avUFcVwAATgr0.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8bFSVuUwAAV9f3.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8VY5ByVwAEx3LV.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8ZejzVUMAAzJEs.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8axwjHUMAEma-9.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8aAnIBVwAA2_X_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Z-zyMV0AQ9DwO.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8VgELeV0AM_vN0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7oJsRGVQAQ-TLa.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8auHFeUMAEybWJ.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co26RZ5UsAAw9kD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8bFSVwUQAAAMML.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Yqz0SVoAAB-JI.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8aMWX7UwAEUfhr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8axxd1VoAEWbz-.png:orig
>Kingdings
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Zs3aZVYAERQog.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8azsMXVYAAk3Nd.jpg:orig
>Mettaton x Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8abUfFUwAA94uN.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8a_j0eVwAA3xQj.jpg:orig
>Chara & Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8bPgUjVYAEgEb0.jpg:orig
>Goat Family
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Z3UKhVwAAVHb7.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8R0NMzUIAAGI1T.jpg:orig
>AU stuff
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8ZKq7oUwAAOl1S.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Zfvj0UwAIKERN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8aKL3SUMAAELdP.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8aKL2-VoAEpopo.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8U_U5WVwAAeYb_.jpg:orig
Lifting for this goat! Getting stronger for this goat!
>>172879672
Thank you so much twitter anon!
Nth for omega.
>>172879672
Thanks!
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>172880475
No!
>>172880475
Yeah
>>172879827
i needed these skeletons to survive my day
thanks
>>172879478OTP
>>172879672
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8ZKq7oUwAAOl1S.jpg:orig
That looks so cool! Can you link the source?
>>172879672
thanks Goat_dad
>>172881223
A handful of bones to put a little pep in your step.
>>172881842
sure
https://twitter.com/akira_0221s
>>172881842
https://twitter.com/akira_0221s
>>172880580
Oh, I get it! You must be mixing the words "spider" and "muscles" up! After all, if you take away the letters p, i, d and r, and replace them with m, u, c, l and s, you get "muscles"! Both words are pretty similar, so I get why you would be confused. Make sure not to make the same mistake again!
>>172881029
Of course. I only ever say the truth!
>ywn be best friends with frisk, chara, and asriel
>ywn hang out and do fun things together
>ywn go on little adventures with them
>ywn sit around and just talk about things
>ywn make a promise to each other to always stay best friends no matter what happens
>ywn be there for each other always and have each other's backs on everything
i wish i knew what having childhood friends is like.or having friends at all.i'm sure it could never be as good as i imagine it to be, though. nothing ever is.
>>172623187
>>172624215
>>172625013
>>172625460
>>172775432
Next part complete.
>https://pastebin.com/pjxcN7Hp (Part 1)
>https://pastebin.com/0i9Jnz2S
>Learning the Ropes (Part 2)
>Asriel begins learning what he needs to lead the Underground.
>Alt Timeline, Clean
>>172882124
>>172882138
Thanks anons!
>>172880475
Picking up Shyren!
Dunking her into the toilet so hard that she gets stuck!
There being a long line for the bathroom because Shyren is stuck!
Placing one banana peel on the floor in a strategic location!
Having previously planted a fake confession letter in Tsunderplane's locker room!
Tsunderplane rushing through the hallway, expecting to meet her "secret admirer," but slipping on the banana peel somehow!
Tsunderplane sliding across the hallway, and managing to knock over everyone lining up for the bathroom!
Everyone being very upset with Tsunderplane!
While everyone is distracted, picking up the long-range missiles Tsunderplane dropped when she slipped on the banana peel!
Launching the missiles at Napstablook's house!
Napstablook's house blowing up!
The baby spider just happening to be walking by Napstablook's house as the missiles hit!
The baby spider falling over from surprise and hurting her butt!
The baby spider crying!
Reminder not to fucking mess with Sans or else
>>172882198
iktf
>>172882102
i need more than a pep in my step but every little bit helps
i wish looking at cute undertales could help me more
>>172882397
>but slipping on the banana peel somehowW H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G
I did more panels of the comic, so now a bit over half of it is done.
>>172882397
Helping everyone in line back up!
Profusely apologizing to everyone in line!
Explaining to them why Tsunderplane slipped!
Making sure Tsunderplane is not hurt!
Picking the bathroom door's lock!
Getting Shyren unstuck!
Helping Shyren rinse off the nasty toilet water!
Going over to Napstablook's house!
Consoling the spider!
Explaining that the bully is up to their antics again and blew up the house!
Helping Napstablook rebuild his house!
The spider, Shyren and Tsunderplane joining in!
Singing songs to pass the time!
Everyone being happy admiring a job well done and giving each other high-fives and going inside to play videogames together!
Baby blasters
Here's a fresh dad, the coolest one I could draw.
Taking simple doodle requests again.
>>172884289
cum
>>172884289
I appreciate the cool dad!
Since you've already drawn an Asgore what about a cool Gerson?
>>172882198
>chara
no thanks
>>172884289
>Taking simple doodle requests again.
The lamest Asgore you can draw.
>>172883935cute
AUs
>>172884587
>showing coccyx
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>172884675
I'm color blind
>>172884289
Would you mind drawing more headpats?>>172882452
>>172884289
Alphys trying to do a pull-up
>a small goat child will never have flush red ears over the thought of how kind you are
feels bad man
>>172882724
Here, take an extra dose, but don't tell your doctor. I'm not licensed.
Surviving ain't living, but sometimes it's the best you can do. I'm hoping the change of seasons brings about more than just nice weather.
>>172885531
feels bad
>>172884289
Goopy Gaster hugging Papyrus, who is disgusted by the blob man dripping all over him
>>172884289
Toriel dying
>>172881223
>>172882724
>>172884417
>>172886510
Thank you
>>172884515
>>172884289
Temmie in 70s dico clothes.
>>172887070
Rad, thanks.
>>172885882
>not licensed
ill let it slide this time but next time you wont be so lucky
that picture made me feel more than i thought i would
>>172886421
these skeletons are much appreciated, im feeling better alreadyyou guys are the best
>>172888169Glad I could help you anon
>>172885410
>>172888739
wow your lizard is cute
your fish is cute
your art is cute man
keep it up
rare AU grillby
quickly! post cute!
>>172888739
All of the cute!
>>172888739
draw a trash can
>>172889483
>>172889483
>>172889483
>>172887102
>>172889483
>>172889483
>>172880475
The spider has the most charming laughter too
>>172889483
>>172889483
>>172889483
One order of cute coming right up.
>>172889740
Thanks. Time to dance the night away!
>>172890073
Everything about the spider is charming. It's impossible to not want to hug her!
>>172891132
>Muffet is sitting on the checkerboard preventing that poor ghost from playing checkers
The fiend!
>>172886263
>>172889887
do not
>>172891559
That's no checkerboard. That's a picnic blanket for spiders! It's the biggest she could find, alright?
>>172891559
You know how it is, if you want to play, you're gonna have to pay. And poor ol' Blooker is strapped for cash since the old furry lady stopped comin by.
Why do you think he pirates all of his music?
>>172891937
D'aw, Gaster just wants to bond.
Thank you, I love it!
>>172889530i couldn't resist
>>172882397
>>172883729
Has anyone been saving or screencapping these?
>>172892826
I don't even read them, they've been doing it every day for over a year
>>172892396oi (you) cheeky cunt
>>172892826
Why?
>>172880475
But can the spider explain how to save 15% or more on car insurance?!
>>172892396
Nice Alphys
nom d'un chien
>>172889483
She's so happyOne hour and 6 minutes is still quick, right?
Howdy /utg/
So I've been thinking more and more about a "true" swap scenario where the human and ... the gardener-king's flower-prince child are swapped, and I think I've managed to come up with a backstory for how it would work....sort of. It's a vague idea that I had only JUST come up with, so bare with me.
Let's say... that after whatever version of the events that transpired back in that time where Chara and Asriel passed through the barrier and encountered the humans, their combined soul didn't shatter. Let's say, that for whatever reason, it split apart. And through the incredible amounts of determination, both souls stayed intact and didn't shatter. But, Asriel still "dies" in the sense that he turns to dust over the garden and stuff. But (since this is a 'swap' AU), Asgore collects Asriel's dust, including the seeds stuck to it, and his soul, and brings it all with him to the ruins. Toriel buries Chara's body right there in the throne room's garden. Asriel is "buried" (planted?) at the other end of the Underground, at that spot where the humans would fall and stuff. Eventually, those 6 human kids fall, and as they hit the ground, some of their determination flows into Asriel's soul.
Eventually, Frisk arrives. But, instead of falling in the Ruins area, they somehow come running into the New Home side of the Underground/Barrier, and somehow they "crash" straight through the barrier, thanks to their determination or something (without realizing it). But, doing that was painful and disorienting, so they stumbled into the throne room and collapsed on the garden above Chara's grave, with barely any HP left. Conveniently when Toriel isn't home, and "Dr." Undyne (in Alphys' role), comes in and sees the human lying there. Seeing the kid lying on the ground unconcsious and in pain touched her inner 'heroine" or something, so she brings the human to her lab. And some version of what happened to create Flowey happens to Frisk/Chara. ...pretty much all I got.
>>172895020
gay
>>172895020
Why is Asgore the one running off to the Ruins?
>>172893891
Of course! The spider's power of cuteness comes with many other advantages as well, such as vast knowledge on many topics including how to save on car insurance. Just ask her about her 10 secret tips and tricks! Number 4 might surprise you!
>>172884863
>>172895253
It's an Underswap scenario. But, I haven't figured out Toriel and Asgore's reasons for being in each other's places yet. Nor have I figured out what would have happened differently in Chara and Asriel's lives back then.
All I've really figured out is what I stated here: >>172895020 , Undyne's life as the royal scientist (but not why she would be interested in science in the first place), and a bit of Sans and Papyrus. Maybe I have Mettaton figured out a bit as well, since it's not really that hard. He'd be a sad ghost because of not being able to live his dreams as a star, and Napstablook not being around would probably leave Mettaton more and more sad as a result of the loneliness.
>>172895573
Thank you very much!
Headpats are my favorite, I try not to overrequest it but it isn't going very well.
>>172895774
I have a solution for your problems
become an hero
it'll fix all your problems at once
>>172895774
Good luck
>>172896259
>>172895227
>stealing my gimmick
go away
Alright, I'm done with drawing for tonight.
Goodnight /utg/.
>>172896639
Goodnight and take care! I hope you come back soon!
>>172896412
>not stealing my superior gimmick of replacing characters with minions
double gay
>tfw the last dadfag left on /utg/
I guess his heart belongs to me then
>>172895020
Anyways, continuing from this, I guess both both Chara and Frisk's souls would be extremely fragile (Frisk's because of the barrier, Chara's because of... whatever happened back in 201X), and when Frisk collapsed onto Chara's grave, both souls nearly shattered, or something.
So, when Undyne took them to her lab, she tried injecting them with (a LOT of) determination to keep them alive. Eventually, when the human seemed to be in a stable condition, she took them back to the throne room, and they soon woke up on the garden and were found by Toriel. From there, I guess the human would, as a result of being entirely unable to return to the surface for a variety of reasons, Frisk&Chara are essentially stuck doing several thousand "Neutral" runs, doing every single possible thing, and not fully being either Frisk or Chara (on the outside). The details are still hazy. I guess they'd befriend Sans the same way Flowey would befriend Papyrus.
Eventually, as a result of the growing determination in Asriel's soul from Chara and the 6 other human kids, a flower grows out of the ground at the very start of the ruins in that flower bed, and that golden flower transforms into Asriel. Or something. And, as a result of all these circumstances, Frisk/Chara have less determination than they do in canon, and Asriel/Flowey have more determination than they do in canon.
I just need to figure out why Toriel or whoever would want to kill Asriel.
>>172897026
soon i'll be the only charafag left on /utg/ and they'll be mine and mine alone toounless /utg/ dies first
>>172897690
Good luck! Everyone knows that the last true fan is the one to receive their dream undertale
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>172897967
More slowly please.
>>172897967
we need more A
>>172897967
Faster, less A.
Could I interest you in some skeleton in these trying times?
>>172898167
>Act: deny
>>172896639
See you!
FUCK
>>172898167
>Act: Flirt
>>172898232
off tumblrtale?
> Get into a chat with friend bout UT
> Talk a little about what would be neat to see in a second Undertale game
> Decide that going a little off the rails and make a fresh plot with different characters would be neat
> Write up the details, deciding it takes place in some typical Final Fantasy-esque canon where Adventurers rule, Monsters drool
> End up going home and shitting out 5k words for it
> Realize what you've done
I have made a grave error with lifestyle choices.Dare I post it?
What candy would each of the undertales prefer
>>172899209
post it on /lit/ first, see how they like it
get some pointers
:^)
>>172899209
Yes. Yes you do.
I don't read nearly as much as I think I should, this is exactly what I need.
>>172899209
put it in a pastebin and go ahead
Has there ever been a drunk AU? Like Undertale but everyone is trashed 24/7.
>Flowey does the friendliness pellets thing, game looks normal by this point
>Then Toriel shows up and throws an empty bottle at him
>Proceeds to stagger back to the ruins with you in tow
>When she tests you she just blows at you and lights her breath on fire to make fire attacks
>Get followed by sans normally, except instead of disappearing behind a tree he trips and falls flat on his face
>Goes to shake your hand, nothing out of the ordinary happens
>"that was s'posed to make a noise... oh wait I used the wrong hand... ah forget it."
>Papyrus isn't autistic, just a really childish drunk, other than that the puzzles mostly happen the same.
>Undyne is a belligerent drunk that wants to fight everyone and everything, just wants to fight you because you're a new person.
>Breaks boulders by smashing them on her forehead, eventually knocks herself out doing this and you just leave.
>Lizard is a really desperate drunk, has a crush on everything that comes into her lab.
>The only thing she drinks is Sake.
>Mettaton does his song number thing
>Immediately trips and falls down the stairs landing flat on his face.
>Get to Asgore.
>He's a really refined drunk, slurs a bit but seems more sober than he actually is.
>"Just think of this as... getting a DUI."
>Flowey absorbs the 6 souls, still can't get drunk, fights you out of sheer rage.
>Fast forward to TP and Asriel
>"Finally, I was so sick of being sober."
>All his attacks just miss due to him not being used to being drunk all the time
>Literally impossible to even get him to hit you
>Eventually he misses you so badly he hits the barrier, breaking it
>Gets mad at how uncoordinated he is while drunk, gives all souls back to be sober again
>>172897454
CUTE
>>172899781
I like this idea
>>172899781
>>172899781
>everyone drunk
>not a single rape/trash/:^
>>172900046
Frif bet ship.
what do i need to put under the 4th door in MTT resort?
/utg/ you guys are being really boring tonight. Please wake up or at least do something interesting
>>172900515
A cinnamon bunny I think
>>172900551
I'm not here to entertain you!
>>172900515
Hot Dog - Reward: Hush Puppy
Dog Residue - Reward: 2 Dog Residues
Hot Cat - No Reward (Prompts dog to growl)
Dog Salad - No Reward (Item is absorbed)
>>172900598
Wait that's the second door I'm a retard.
>>172899470
>>172899506
>>172899697
Here's your trash
>https://pastebin.com/xmeAjyv8
> Wonderlust (Part 1)
> A different adventure in a different timeline. Another Human vs. Monster war.
> AU, completely OCs, implied apocalypse, maybe multiparter
>>172901129
Thanks mane
>>172900551
too busy getting good
>>172901270
at what?
>>172901778
dork souls
I kinda feel like doodling some sassy creepy thick Chara. Give me a request or too.
>>172902862
sassy chara voring and digesting asriel
>>172902862
Sassy Chara on a unicycle
>>172902862
Draw Xavier Renegade Angel giving Chara advice.
>>172902862
oh okay how about you dra-
>thick chara
nevermindyour art is good though just sayin
>>172902862
THICC
CHARA
ASS
>>172902862
Goat T H I C C Chara
>>172903089
oh my god i remember that show
fuck
>>172903494
Frittata
dont look
>>172903089
>>172903494
Now I want a Frisk/chara version of the scene where he argues with himself.
>>172900551
I'm drawing, and Have nothing really to say
>>172900551
I'm doodling and getting salty at card games.
>>172900551
I am also the vidya
>>172904263
Thats a cute mom
>>172900551
I never do anything interesting
>>172904263
>getting salty at card games.what card game?
>>172900551
I'm busy taking oxygen from the air and transforming it into carbon dioxide. It's hard, you know? Takes energy n shit
And I'm also loving this fish.
>>172904380
wow dude that's cool me neither
we should be uninteresting together
twice as uninteresting
Is killing an Alphyne shipper classified as murder or animal abuse?
>>172904339
That is also a cute mom
>>172904263
That is a very good headpat!
>>172904339
10/10 nice!
>>172904564
is squashing an insect animal abuse?
>>172904550
I just hope I don't lose interest
>>172894747
>>172897967
>>172898232
Same
>>172899781
Never heard of one before, but now you've created something great.
anyone have that pic where they're all on a beach but toriel and frisk are at the forefront?
>>172904478shadowverse
>>172904564
>>172904670
is killing a dad/asriel/lizard/bot/fish/momfag an act of patriotism?
>>172900551
I was busy slapping Umaril's shit
>>172905019
Depends, would that action cloud your heart?
>>172903689
>female frisk
T R A S H
R
A
S
H
>>172905219
Fag
>>172905018
Oh cool. I tried that game out for a bit but I always lose intrest in card games that require you to grind with shitty decks to get good ones.
>>172905219
There's no solid indications of that mein niger
>>172905256
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>172905282
>coincidentally cropped just below where their breasts would be
really gets the neurons firin
>>172905019
Does that depend, are you doing it as a part of a company of 100 U.S. marines?
>>172905336
>below
above, even
>>172905194
nah
>>172905421
200 actually.
>>172905461
If your heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.
Faggots and queers get out of my /utg/ right now or i'm calling the gay police
>that time the multiverse almost blew up and all the undertales had to fight
night folks
>>172905713
night fám
sleep tight
>>172905713
goodnight anon.
>>172905421
>monster vs. 100 US Marines, who would win?
>>172905612
I don't know where the Frisk in the bottom right is from but they are my favorite.
>>172903058
>>172903215
Yeah, I'll admit I kind of wanted to do something cute and thick but now that you mention it I'd probably be in the mood to draw alphys or some other things too.
>>172906172
this is not undertale related
femanon gf when?
>>172906323
MSPG is a follower of Asriel
Twitteranon is a follower of Asgore
I don't know who jelly's favorite is but she's almost as pathetic as Alphys so let's go with that
>>172906172
I'd be more worried with the tumblr filenames around here and the general tumblr atmosphere these threads create.
We need to make /utg/ great again.
>>172906172
Not Undertale related.
>>172906496
Jelly claims not to have a favorite but she frequently draws Undyne, make of that what you will.
>responding
You're all niggers
Ignore shitposters
Post thicc
>>172906746
That ass is lies.
>>172889369
AU Grillby is usually cool
>>172906820
this ass is the truth
>>172906785
>thread is bored and dead all day with nothing to talk about
it was almost too easy
>>172906815
i want the lizard toeat meor just hug meor both
>>172906950
*100% chinese sweat shop rubber polymers.
Fake as fake.
>>172906746
No such thing as "too fat"
>>172906785
HOL UP **smacks lips** What youse tryin' to say is **rolls up sleeves** I is a nigguh?
>>172906815
I can get behind thisget it? like, I support it and I'd get behind dat ass?no?k, i'll stop
Can I have a happy story? My stomach hurts.
>>172907138
I hope your stomach gets better, I wish I had a good story for you, but I don't.
>>172907138
here's my favourite happy story
http://pastebin.com/tR515U1H
hope you feel better
>>172907138
who's your favorite
>>172906815
these are THICC posts. howlewdof you all
>>172907028
never claimed it wasnt crafted, its real rubber goodness
>>172905612
Is that a fucking chicken toriel in the top right?
>>172907417
gib suace
Okay here's something about the game that always confused me - why is it that when you're in the elevator and hear Asriel's voice, the text gets all shaky when it says it's a voice you've never heard before?
>>172907376
>disliking a character enough that you get happy when someone rights a story about them killing themselves
wew
>>172906285
I definitely prefer your non-lewd art. No offense.
>>172907545http://imgur.com/W7sOpat
>>172906285
Lewd's cool. So's cute.
All you people posing lewd you're all sinners who are going to hell. Undertale characters are not for Sexual
>>172907607
Because it's a voice you've never heard beforeI know what you are doing, stop that.
>>172907898
oh lawdy thats good. thanks anonyou will never impregnate those hips
>>172908096
Me neither, I've come to learn over the years.
>>172908096
I was going to hell anyways, so might as well try to earn a VIP pass
>>172907898
UNF
Bout to start crackin' on the new chapterThings are about to get very hairy
>>172908096
Wrong
>>172908404
Glad it's going well for you doom.
>>172903238
>>172908183
Uh, what do you mean? I'm legitimately curious, I don't think I've ever seen anyone talk about it before. I'm replaying the game and just got to that part, and it got me thinking about it again. It just seems a little weird to me.
>>172908096
Actually, as long as I accept Christ into my heart, he will absolve me of my sins. I got a ticket to big breasted angels.
>>172908562
T H I C C
Nice work, do you have a tumblr or something?
>>172909064
>big breasted angels.
>big breast
>>172909249
Hey, heaven caters to individual tastes my dude.
s it okay if I post a dad? He's my favorite
Goodnight utg! I hope you all have a pleasant Monday! Sleep well and dream of your favorite!!
>>172909406
Please do so!
post only pure ships
>>172909406
It is, absolutely!
>>172909464
Good night! Sleep tight and dream of goatmom!
>>172909328
I'm sure they don't havecute flowersthere anon
>>172909509
anything involving the humans and/or shotagote together is 100% certified pure
>>172909464
'night mom
>>172909464
good night
>>172909509
>>172909586
They will! Just be a good person, and you're fine.
>>172909509
>>172909509
me x my favourite
(you) x your favourite
>>172909509
>>172910451
Best ships
>>172910451
Me X (you)
>>172909586
Sure they do!
so i'm just playing undertale for like the 5th time. i just laughed about a dozen times and smiled basically all the time, except for when i was crying. and i didn't even get to the end yet. how the fuck is this game so good?
>>172910896
It taps into that special part of the brain. Good things do that.
>>172908096
He'll show me the Lord's lightand then some
>>172910896
toby magic
i like a lot of the writing that writes itself. that's the best way to do it. it never feels forced.
>>172910896
it's still hard to think it was made by just one guy
>>172911047
Really?
>>172910896
i don't know anon. i played pacifist for the 9th time i think a little while ago and i experienced the same feelings, i laughed and cried and laughed some more and cried a lot at the end and fuck i don't understand why is it so fucking good why do i love it so much it's just a stupid dumb indie game why
>>172911259
In a way. yes
How someone can make a huge game that impacted everyone. (almost) that wasn't a AAA dev. and with only 50k
>>172911430
>50k
Where did that go? I know he asked people for help on certain sprites.
>>172911689
The rent for living in Hussie's basement
>>172911689
I would have to guess giving them a cut. but he still hasn't made that clock or hard mode yet..
Dadfags and charafags should take a page from their favorite and off themselves
>>172912339That really sucks. I;ve had some bad thoughts myselfand I literally just self-harmed.
also don't respond to that poster, he's a shitposter.
>Undertale
>GoodWhy didn't I get the feels like everyone else!
>>172912453i know he's baiting, i just got kind of carried away. it's hard keeping it inside not being able to tell anyone sometimes. good luck friend.
>>172912604
You were spoiled
You were jaded
It just wasn't your thing
Pick your poison. Either way you're here now which means you must've enjoyed it somewhat, and that's good because everyone enjoys things differently. Now post your favorite.
>>172912962
I'm just encourging people act more like their favorites! Isn't that what this place is all about?
>>172912912
Now that the dust is settled, is he /ourguy/?
>>172913392
Not after the Gaster video.
>>172913392
He looks like a cunt who sings for a shit Risecore band.
>>172913392
that fuckin kiddo is snoopin around lookin for answers to questinos he shouldnt be askin......
I'm just saying what we're all thinking. They must have screwed up pretty big to sympathize with such shitty characters and it would be good for society if they took responsibility for that by removing themselves
>>172914662
I hope everything will turn out okay for Daddy Sans.
Fancy a game of Gwent?
Good morning
>>172916689
I like where this is going
guys i found papyrus's youtube channel
https://youtu.be/mO_u-EkJZ8E
>>172916874
No belts, no fasteners, no suspenders, he's got easy access
is this still a thing
i was depressionposting here in 2015
has anything new happened since then
>>172917134
>>172917149
Sounds like Frisk is about to getD-flowered
>>172917134
This is the gayest thing I've seen all year.
>>172917134
lmao
>>172917249
Tons.
New Contentfags
New Drama
New trolls
Memes
Can you solve this puzzle, /utg/?
>>172917134the songs pretty good.
>>172917501No
>>172917824
That's the arrist that runs the Alphys vore blog, right?
Good shit.
>>172917464
It's impossible because it has a spelling mistake
>>172917464
>>172917942
>proving papyrus right
come on anon get creative
>>172918030
>>172917464
>>172917942
>>172918030
Did anyone notice that this jumble gives you hints to the inner machinations of the game?
The seasons represent each area
It has hints to monsters
mermaid-Undyne
Skeletons-Sans and Papyrus
Robot-Mettaton
Cig-Cigars-Dogs
hot-hotlands
>>172918181
>yfw Sans is redpilled
>>172917464
>>172918263
>>172918686
I need pictures of nazi Sans and I need them NOW
>>172918956
Nien
>>172918956
there are nazi asriel pictures and thats all youre going to get
>>172918956
>>172918956
I can't believe you asked for that, anne frankly i'm disappointed. in you.
>>172920265
I admit, did nazi that joke coming
>>172920265
>>172920337
didn't realize i was browsing the youtube comments section
>>172920442
we're in a general for a game that thrives on shitty puns, I'm not sure what you expect
>>172918956
THE FIRE THE FUCKING FIRE FUCK
>>172920903
hell hounds are the worst fucking enemy in blood
>>172921046
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUCKING FIRE JUST KILL ME FUCK THIS BASTARD FUCK
>>172920442
we are?
shit, someone start arguing about politics. i'll look for an e-celeb to start shitposting about
>>172921315
so those rascally contentfags eh, causing all sort of ruckus again right?
>>172921315
You're a poopnose if you think voting for Aaron for Prime Minister is a good idea
if me and asriel share a body and we have a gf is that technically polygamy
if one of is in control while we have sex, is the other one getting cucked?
>>172921661
>Asriel
>gf
>>172921661_noif >she wasn't polygamy thenyes
>>172921661
>if me and asriel share a body and we have a gf is that technically polygamy
Maybe?
>if one of is in control while we have sex, is the other one getting cucked?
Well, yeah, but Asriel is already in a perpetual state of being cucked so ....
>>172921750
asriel's a good heterosexual goat boy
>>172921828
Asriel is a closeted homosexual, anon. Let Asriel be who he wants to be.
>>172921661
>not wanting to get cucked by your fave
CURRENT YEAR
>>172921878
If Asriel's gay, explain how he married and had beautiful canon children with Frisk (female)
>>172921925
The royal line needed a succession, anon. I'm sure being close friends helped make it less awkward.
>>172922021
>>172921925
>>172921878
>>172921828
>Implying he isn't a bisexual/pan thing gote boy that fucks everything that is willing to have sex with him
And you call yourselves Asrielfags
>>172921661
You can view it as two fuckers in one, a double penetrationwhile you count up your sins
>>172922074
But Asriel is a good servant of Allah who shuns the western homo deviants who go against the teachings of Mohammed (pbuh)
>>172922074
asriel is gay
>>172922252
>>172922303
Nope, bisexual gote it is. My word is law.
>>172922431
AKU!
>>172917134
This looks like something made by a psychotic serial killer.
>>172909064
Hello fellow Lutheran.
>>172907898
>Donut asshole
God. Why do people ruin nice asses with that shit.
>>172923923
qt ghost
>>172923857
it's hot on the artists meme economy. buy buy buy
I want to hug robot.
>>172924645
I want mettatonFor president
>>172924932
You really want that neon dystopia, do you?
>>172924645
>>172924081
I don't invest in trash. It's not good for business in the long run.
>>172926324
Spider-baking investments seem like a good one though
hi guys
>>172926757
hey man you're late, where is my $20?
Post it
>>172928049
its tem to touch
>>172928049
>>172834295
Wowie, thanks
Post the bull
>>172928049
haha no it's time for plant erotica!
>>172928567
>>172928665
don't be soheartless
>>172928665
You'll never get me alive!!!
>>172928742
>>172928773
Delet this
>>172928819
https://twitter.com/AtAtochirio/status/848587502768103424
>>172928819
...No
>>172928849holy fuck that's hot
>>172928773
Dworven style? Looks like he come back.
>>172929317
I just got it from him all that time ago.
He's back on tumblr or whatever?
>>172929378
Well, i can't find his tumblr.
>>172928567
>>172929435
he deleted his tumblr because he felt like dworven wasn't really him
>>172929539
Well, who was dworven an who is creator of dworven's tumblr?
Finally, a break from all of this mess so I can spend time here.
What's up anons?
>>172929651
he means dworven went soul searching and deleted his past because 'it didnt feel like it was how he should be' so by removing his past he turned into a different person.
>>172929672
I feel bad that you came here to spend time when there's like nothing happening.
>>172929672
just enjoying some flowey.what up with u
>>172929672
listen to me boy, spiders are the devil, people will tell you they arent and that they are here to help but fuck the spider apologists, theyre only here to cause pain and kill you until you die a horrible death
>>172929748
Well, desu it doesn't matter if nothing is happening or the world is ending, as long as I spend time with you all.
Besides, nothing happening is our new normal.
>>172929765
Oh, science stuff. I won't blogpost, so I will just leave you with this: I just did a question spanning 3 pages front and back.
>>172929809
Spiders are cute
>>172929689
I don't think so, run from his past =/= not change personality.
>>172929921
i see they have already got to you, i only hope you feel no pain as i put you down along with the eight legged scum of this world or any other
>>172879268
>ice wolf edition
>almost nobody posts ice wolf
nice job fags.
>>172930160
someone posted some ice wolf vore
>>172930160
Ice Wolf is a cute nonbinary girl
>>172930160
that design and blushredrusker
>>172930160
is that supposed to be him?
>>172930223
>nonbinary
>girl
>>172930223
>>172930716
just like flowey!
ay
>>172930816
hey man
>>172930748
Well this makes some sense I guess.Even though he isn't a sunflower.
>>172930816
hi
>>172931079
>>172930748
Honestly, if it weren't for the sweater maybe, I'd have no fucking idea that's Flowey
>>172930284
Yes but the artist has a bit of a sameface problem
>>172930952
>>172931081
So those Undertales, my dudes. Pretty great, right?
>>172931465
The best!
How do I stop eating fattening foods and disappointing my favorite with my figure?
>>172931746
Go to the gym nerd.
It's morning, or something, I don't know
>>172931746
Fat isnt strictly bad for you, sugar and artificial fats are, cut them out and exercise and the fat will slowly fall off you
You big fat fatty
>>172931746
Cut out sweets and snacks and soda entirely for two months. The allow yourself to eat freely again for a month and repeat the process. While it might not put you into shape it'll help you change your eating which is always the hardest thing. Personally I lost 7 kg in those 2 months just from cutting out sweets entirely without exercising at all. Its also much harder to start eating them again once you're used to being without and its a nice positive psychological upgrade.
i drew thing but headache
good night utg
>>172931938
morning skele
>>172932964
She's adorable. Goodnight
>>172932964
Good night anon
Get well and see you tomorrow
bepis
How would you cheer up your favorite?
Also, post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAodZJhE_Ws
>>172934203brostate
>>172930223
wrong
he's a powerbottom
>>172934348
Compliments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19CoVMvJatw
>>172932964
That's really freaking cute!
>>172932989
I need to catch up on that comic, thanks for the reminder
>>172932989
Encourage him to talk about something he's interested in. If that doesn't work, copious headpats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlUeW7IOSFc
Does Mettaton pee sitting down?
>>172935940
Robots don't pee
>>172934348
Hugs
>Music
https://materiacollective.bandcamp.com/track/child-of-the-light-asgores-heartache-feat-darby-cupit-lauren-liebowitz
I sure do hate Chara.
>>172935940
Yes but only in his pants while on a forest date with Papyrus
>>172936517
I'm pretty sure Chara hates you just as much, so you're a good pair
>>172936109
boxcats are one of this life's greatest joys
>>172937464
look at these lovely ladies
Morning /utg/
>tfw last night I dreamed about Asgore and Toriel but they were in a comic book and I was reading about their adventures teaching at a school for people with super powers and maybe now i'm softening up to Toriel a bit
At least it was something
>>172937804
hey dude
sounds like a cool dream, ive softened up to toriel a lot lately. she's cute.
hope your day goes wel.
>>172938167
Yeah it was okay. I blame the fact that I binged on My Hero and One Piece lately (why is there no AU where everyone is a pirate?) for the dream but it could have been worse I guess. I hope you have a good day as well
>>172937804
I didn't know Toriel could get softer?
>>172938267
>(why is there no AU where everyone is a pirate?)
About that--
>>172938559
Key word there was
>everyone
and not just the skeletons. besides I'd enjoy an AU that isn't just used for Soriel shipping.
>>172937804
Good morning and cool to hear. Interesting perspective that it was through a comic.
>tfwyou go off extremely prematurely so even if your favourite existed you couldn't make them love you
>>172938267
i would love to see the characters as pirates. i want to see asgore in one of those cool captain's hats and a full outfit actually, he's got a big beard, give him an eyepatch and a sword (or he can still use his trident i guess). ive seen the fanart of the skeletons as pirates and also the ones where they're swordfighting. alphys could be an inventor or engineer. boxbot would be hard to fit in somewhere.
there could also be a royal guard kind of navy and papyrus wants in it and tries being a 'good pirate'
Relevant
>>172938610
>and not just the skeletons
I'll concede that but
>besides I'd enjoy an AU that isn't just used for Soriel shipping.
what are you talking about? I found sansgore for that AU faster than soriel
>>172938881
Yeah it would be cool. I love the high seas kind of asstetic which is why Undersail does nothing for me, because its underwater and I like the actual sailing around islands idea.
I could come up with a bunch of ideas for all the characters but desu i'd just be ripping off One Piece
>>172939037
I thought it was one of those AUs that was pretty much just used in the fandom for Soriel (aside from that one Sansgore piece but that was part of a big set the artist did for a bunch of AUs)
UnderOcean (or something like that) is the one that has all the Mettaton stuff in it if you're getting confused.
>>172939038
Monsters sealed behind what we know as the Bermuda triangle
>>172939750
If I was going to seriously make it then I would just ditch the whole sealed aspect sand just make it so that Monsters couldn't touch solid earth or something because of a human curse so they would be forced to survive by sailing around on big ships that meet up regularly and are controlled by Asgore. Then you could have each boss monster be in charge of their own ship which is pretty much the different sections of the game. So like Papyrus, Undyne and Alphys would all be captains but like for example Alphys would be really bad at leading so Mettaton would preform a mutiny and take over the ship and maybe Toriel split with Asgore because he wanted to raid other ships to get the supplies they needed to survive instead of just trying to trade peacefully because maybe when they did that they were attacked by human pirates that killed Asriel or something
idk i'm just throwing out ideas
>>172940213
>mustachegore
Triggered
>>172940438
but its below the little point that I think is his nose
\
>>172940213
flowey can be a fish
fishy the fish
rare ships
heatsmans lewds when
>>172940951
Or seaweed.
>>172941274
>>172941938
You mean Hot Coldman, director of the Underground CIA?
>>172942471
This shiprocks.
>>172938979
you go off to undyne?
What is the worst ship and why
>>172942787
either asriel x asgore or asriel x toriel. why? because just come on.
>>172942693
Don't we all?
>>172943209
wat
IMAGES ARE FORBIDDEN!
>>172942471
>>172943434
I try not to post too much Asgore anyways since i'm LITERALLY the only one that likes him a
>>172943434
Nope
>>172943434
>>172943434
DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
D-D-DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
>>172943659
try and stop me
suck my balls ill shitpost images as much as i want
>>172942471
>>172943476
Are the rocks actually monsters?
>>172944328
Well ruins rock talks to you.
>>172944416
>a secret flawless genus
but what is his species?
>>172944463
only one does. maybe it's just carried by spiders, or is an empty shell with a small monster inside?
>>172944552
Also they suck at telling jokes. See your post for proof
>>172944416
nobody even mentioned the skeletons
>>172944671
>he can't see the connection betweens Sans pet rock and the skeletons
Seriously? Put more effort into your shit posts
>>172944671
It's just some shitposter running wild. I realized that mistake upon replying to him. Just report and ignore henceforth
IsSANSY'S RETARDcome back?
>>172944854
yep.
Now in the meantime while we wait for mods to remind him there's more productive things he can be doing, let's have a friendly discussion.is your favorite /fit/?
>>172945029
Well, she is trying.
>>172945234Toriel?
>>172945029
no canon info. headcanon? he's energetic but not very strong and probably quickly runs out of steam.
>>172945029
Can a ghost be fit?
>>172945832Also Toriel.
>>172945029
I like to think hes strong fat but some people feel differentlyand they are WRONG AND SHOULD DIE
>>172946032Don't be cocky
>>172946032
Probably not the kind to enter a marathon, but enough to bust through a wall
It's raining
>>172946207
>It's raining
daddy Sans big cummies?
>>172946305
Nah just normal rainthat comes later
>>172946365
daddies big pissy cummies? yum yum!
>>172945029
I guess he is? I mean, it's pretty much confirmed by Undyne.
Morning g utg! Hope your day has been a good one so far!
I'm gonna kill everyone
>>172947327
u powerless
>>172947327
what the hell is even going on in that picture
>>172947327
Not if a certain puffball has anything to say about that.
>>172947526
A fusion of 2 emotionless big bads I requested.
>>172947014
mornin' momma
>>172950032
ur gay
>>172950404
yes
We will defeat the mercenaries.
>>172950962
I had an idea for a Gundertale story. Basically instead of Waterfall just transporting a bunch of garbage down into the Underground, whatever waterway it is on the surface swells and floods an armory, causing a bunch of weaponry to get carried down. The monsters take the guns and learn to use them, but soon run out of ammo, so they have to improvise by devising a means of loading the guns with magic ammo. It eventually becomes tradition that every monster has their own gun.
Gundertale.
If Asriel and Chara mysteriously came back to life when Undyne was a kid would Asgore have disowned her in favor of his original kids
>>172951195
1. I don't think so.
2. She is friend with him and somewhere was her real parents.
>>172950962
Are you sure you're not a mercenary yourself?
>>172951195
no
>>172951881
Of course she picked baracat. Remember who she married.Popplio master race
sorry guy this botherspapyrus rules
>>172952221
Who picked the other starters though?
>>172951195
why would he? he was never a real father to her, more like a father-figure. he might spend less time with her but wouldn't sever all contact. the real question should be how undyne would feel about it. would she be happy for him or feel jealous and rejected?
>>172951195
No, he'd send Undyne to be raised by papa Gerson, and Asgore would be her uncle.
I'm gay
>>172954592
good for you. gay five!
>>172954592
>thought I was meme gay at first when visiting here
>legit into real guys
>noticed all my straight porn is 2d
This place has an effect.
i knew i was gay before undertale, but now i fap to asriel all the time and i'm watching cute goat videos on youtube. i don't like where this is going.
>>172879672
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co26RZ5UsAAw9kD.jpg:orig
Thanks sir.
Got a source on 1st MTT?
>>172879672
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8bFSVwUQAAAMML.jpg:orig
Source?
/utg/, I've just come to a horrifying realization.Megalovania sounds better backwards.
>>172956184
I dig slowed down Megalovania.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV4fa62iYN4&t=1s
>>172955401
goats are truly the best aren't they
>>172957520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_3qx-oBms
>>172957520
>Asriel and Asgore are shitty murderers
Goats are bad except for Toriel
Post your favorite goat!
>>172955430
https://twitter.com/masyu_0904/status/764455108922908672
>>172955535
I can't seem to find it but i'm going to go looking one more time
>>172958106
You just did
>>172957814
Nah they're all good, but Asriel is the best.
>>172958350
Sans = Toriel = Papyrus > Chara > Alphys > Undyne > shit > Asriel > Asgore
Any other opinion is wrong
>>172958470
Sans = Papyrus = Asriel > Asgore = Undyne > Alphys > literal shit > Chara's literal shit > Chara
>>172958550
>Asriel anywhere near the same level as the skeleabros
Nice troll
>>172957814
>Abandoned her kingdom to an emotionally unstable person
She's just as bad.
>would rather hug a lump of excrement than a fluffy goat who lost their way and is deeply remorseful for all the wrong they've done
you really need to reassess your worldview, anon.
>>172958676
April Fools day was two days ago. There's no reason to continue to joke like this
>>172958761
You're confused. Asriel IS shit so it would be the same thing. Same with Asgore
>>172958676
>>172957814
I wish the two of you would just get a room and hatefuck each other, rather than start an argument neither of you will compromise in
Frisk > Shit > Everyone Else.
This is fact.
>>172955535
I'm sorry but I may have unfollowed the twitter since I unfollowed a few dudes yesterday who were posting some stuff I didn't want to seekid gore and i'm not talking about Asgore as a kidand the person who liked it may have been among those
As an apology I hope this edgy bot I found while looking through my tweets will make up for it
>>172958470
>hates Asriel and Asgore for killing people
>likes Chara
???
>>172959138
How come edgebot has so many hands?
>>172958550
whoops forgot Toriel, who would fit between Asgore and Undyne.
>>172958614
The sooner you embrace it the better.
>>172959365
He's based off a spider in underfell for some reason. I don't know why
>>172958470
>>172958550
Papyrus > Sans.
Come at me.
>>172959457
t.hipster with bad taste
>>172959303
>implying he actually cares about anything other than triggering goatfags
>>172959429
Isn't he basically a fusion of Mettaton and Muffet?
>>172959457
Pap's got heart but Sans has the skills and brains. They're equally good but they excel in different areas
>>172959591
That sounds fun
>>172959457
Gaster > both.
Come at me.
>>172959138
Source?
>>172959618
Sans is an edgy asshole. He's unlikeable as shit.
At least Paps is genuinely friendly and all around nice guy.
>>172959138
It's okay mang, thanks for the edgebot.
>>172959872
>Takes you out to eat TWICE
>tells you he's rooting for you
>opens up to you
>Always standing by to be your final encouragement and moral compass
Just because he's not unflinchingly kind like his brother doesn't make him a total dick a la Undyne.
>>172959591
>>172959742
https://twitter.com/vamvi_xxx
as much as i love pap as a character, i wouldn't want to know someone like him irl. adorable fuckups are nice until you have to live alongside them and deal with all the trouble they cause both to you, themself and others. and the worst part is, you can't even get mad at them for any of it, at least i am unable to.
>>172959591
Haven't seen him as that but yeah i don't know why so many arms.
>>172960132
I don't think Undyne is a dick. She's definitely too brash, but also earnest.
>>172960631
You're doing it wrong. The current meta is to defend the character and then follow up with "they're not [insert insult] like [insert character]", otherwise the ball can't keep on rolling. Now, be a good boy and try again.
Can we just agree that every character is better then Flowey, Asriel or Asgore?
>>172959303
Chara never killed anyone. Even genocide is done by the players
>>172960952
Listen to this anon, he knows what's up.
>>172960968
>Listing Flowey and Asriel as a separate character
You don't get to pick and choose what parts of a character you like. That's like saying you like Undyne the Undying but not her not-so-determined version of herself.
>>172960968
>Chara never killed anyone
It wasn't for their lack of trying.
>>172961247
Both Flowey and Asriel are shit so its fine
>>172961462
You could say the same for Undyne and Mettaton but unlike them Chara doesn't even attack Frisk.
Chara, Papyrus, Sans and Toriel are the only likable characters because of that
>>172961473
Wrong
>>172961683
I'm correct actually
>>172961613
Pre-planned and attempted mass murder is still frowned upon, anon
>>172960968
Up to Flowey and Asgore. Plus everyone else if you ERASE the timeline, but (A) that is assisted murder (B) if you consider that murder, Frisk is a genocidal maniac even on TP.
>>172961728
Except you're not.
>>172961613
Sans flat out admits he would have killed you the second you walked out that door if Toriel hadn't asked him to, so knock him off that list.
sweet fucking jesus why the fuck are you people feeding soriel?
>>172961761
Please show me Chara's victims.
Oh wait
There are none because they didn't kill anyone unlike your precious goatdad or goatbro!
>>172961781
Its the players that corrupt Chara into doing genocide. If you don't do it then they never want to kill anyone. They tell you this at the end of genocide
>>172961842
He still never attacks a non-genocidal Frisk
>>172961953
Oh, I just got back, my bad.
>>172962014
>Please show me Chara's victims.
>Pre-planned and attempted mass murder
anon...
>>172962182
and no one actually died because of Chara. Asriel died when he refused to fight back or to run away. That's his fault not Charas
>>172961953
(((He's))) probably samefagging as well.
Nevertheless, said people should either stop or leave.
>>172962296
>planning and almost executing indiscriminate murder of innocents is okay, as long as you're stopped
>>172962296
>He didn't kill anyone, so it's ok!
Don't you have an Ask-Chara blog to update
Sans = Mario
Papyrus = Luigi
Asgore = Bowser
Toriel = Rosalina (because of the adopted mom thing)
Alphys = Toad
who is everyone else?
>>172961953
I had a momentary lapse of judgement and just jumped into a conversation without realizing.
chara is a professional serial murderer who has killed humanity several times over in all the timelines
>>172962539
Frisk is metroid because they can't crawl
>>172962409
>>172962430
Compard to Asgore and Asriel who do actually kill people, yeah they're actually a good character.
>>172962553
>>172961953
>>172962364
>don't talk about the game because someone disagrees with me!
>>172962560
Very nice conversation partner though, so long as you have several walls, doors, and continents between the two of you
>>172962560
hey guess what everytime he fucking posts i fucking self harm
Also it should be noted that (((he's))) evading.
>>172962763
not him, but assuming even for a second that's true, then what the fuck are you even doing here. get fucking help.
>>172962663
So the only metric characters can be judged by is how many people they kill in any timeline? That makes literally every character shit.
>>172962990
Ruins Rock dindu nuffin
>>172962990
Stop responding to (((Sorielfag))).
>>172962539
Sans = Sonic (main character)
Tails = Papyrus (second main character)
Knuckles = Undyne (black)
Eggman = Alphys (smart and evil)
Shadow = Asriel (edgy but good)
Victor = Asgore (leader of his gang)
Charmy = Monster Kid (annoying)
Rouge = Toriel (fan service)
FIND A FLAW
>>172962990
even Monster Kid is a better character then
>>172962990
it is a good and reliable metric
>>172963132
>FIND A FLAW
ok
>Victor = Asgore (leader of his gang)
*Vector
I win.
>>172963287
>remembering how to spell obscure Sonic character's names.
Who is the real winner here?
CHARA IS A STUPID ANGRY KID IN PACIFIST AND A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH IN GENOCIDE.
END OF FUCKING STORY.
NOW, POST THE ONLY CHARACTER WHO DID NOTHING WRONG.
>>172963264
>>172963156
This means that Papyrus is objectively the best character.
I'm ok with this.
>>172962990
Toriel = never kills anyone on purpose
Papyrus = can't kill you
Sans = can't attack you on non-genocide
Chara = never even fights you
>>172963365
Best character is Sans or Chara. Papyrus beats the shit out of a child
>>172963354
Save Gaster DLC when?
>>172963354
don't forget they're a pro
>>172963541
>>172963484
We can't exclude the timelines in which Sans kills Frisk due to genocide. We have to be objective and just characters for their actions in each conceivable timeline (within canon). Sans kills Frisk several times. Chara destroys the universe. Toriel still kills Frisk even if it's on accident. Papyrus literally cannot kill Frisk. Papyrus is the best.
>>172963354
well, you can't do anything wrong if you never existed
>>172962932I wish I could leave these thread but every time I try I get scared about what could happen, especially since i'm apparently the only person who uses the report button
and my family is aware of my problems.
>>172963354
>>172962763
Please don't
>>172963642
Sans is justified in genocide so its an act of pure goodness. The player is to blame for Chara killing everyone not Chara
Sans is still the best character
>>172963642
did i miss something? i literally tried running into toriel's bullets and i never got hit after she goes into not-trying-to-hurt-you mode.
>>172964143
Sometimes you can get Toriel to kill Frisk.
This is actually meant to happen as briefly Toriel will change to a shocked and horrified expression just before the screen changes to the game over one.
>>172964143
Not him but it is possible, though it takes a lot of effort.
Yikes everyone, calm you tiddies.
I got a spicy new chapter for ya btw.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9921365/chapters/23264250
how the frisk did 90 minute long rpgmaker game spawn gorrillions of artwork, fanfics and communities
>>172964143
she only goes into that mode if you have less than a certain amount of hp at the start of the turn
if your hp is just a bit over that limit and you manage to lose it all over the course of one turn then she won't go into not-hurting mode and you'll die
>>172964274
wow. i can only assume she hangs herself in her room minutes after.
>>172964506
It has waifus and husbandos for literally everyone
>>172963354
>Had a homosexual affair with Asgore
>created clones of himself for experimentation
>blew up the CORE, killing dozens and setting back the Underground by centuries
The only good thing he did was create the skelebros
>>172964506
Emotions are weird like that.
>>172964663
>Had a homosexual affair with Asgore
Toriel had already left and Asgore was single at the time
>created clones of himself for experimentation
So?
>blew up the CORE, killing dozens and setting back the Underground by centuries
That was the whore lizard's fault for pushing him in
>>172964785
You fucking moron Toriel assassinated him for stealing her man. Lizard Bitch was too busy trying to plagiarize Gaster's work and being a pathetic fat fucking slob to even raise a finger against Daddy Gaster.
>>172964939
>he missed secret file number Q where Alphys confesses that she lied to Toriel about Asgore cheating on her with Gaster so she would kill him.
Gaster just had a harmless crush at that point. He didn't make a move until after she was out of the picture
>>172964663
>creating the skelebros
>a good thing
i hear headcannons firing like crazy, are we at war again?
>>172965272
>reporting us because we were making jokes about Gaster
???????????????????
>>172965097
>he missed secret file designation lamb where it's revealed that the band Genesis is behind the creation of monsters and they don't even exist in their world
>>172965097
Alphys lied but if you beat Gaster and find his secret Undernet blog you can see that he actually drugged and raped Asgore, and used his semen to create the Skelebros along with some of his own DNA, making them bastard children and technically boss monsters. It's also why the skelebros are fuzzy.
>>172964462
>tfw I can't play doomguy in QL anymore without thinking of this image
im..sorta ok with this
>>172965443
reminder Doomguy had a pet rabbit that the demons killed and he got so pissed that he re-entered Hell as a result and went on another demon killing frenzy.
Sans = Mario (main character)
Alphys = Goombella (useless outside her smarts)
Papyrus = Koops (nice guy who wants to kill a dragon)
Toriel = Madame Flurrie (boobs+ useless)
Monster Kid = Yoshi Kid (ATTITUDE)
Asgore = Admiral Bobbery (great facial hair)
Undyne = Vivian (both have a secret dick)\
Muffet = Ms. Mowz (jews)
>>172963306
Is Undyne one of the kids or the mom
I am home and ready to Undertale.
What nonsense are you up to today, /utg/?
>>172965859
no, sans = ness, get it right.
>>172965859
boobs are NOT useless
>>172965884
Doodling and trying to remember how to roll up a 4e character.
>>172965884
shit posting about mario characters and playing a hard mode hack of SMRPG
>>172965884
Getting ready for work tomorrow. Playing vidya
>>172966207
working from home. i'm waiting 2 more hours until things slow down, then i'm gonna take a shower, eat something and finish my 5th undertale playthrough.
Caretaker update
The gote is conflicted, but will Frisk's cute overpower his edge?knee in the back though, that is such a dick move
>>172964274
does this have any effect on dialogue after you load?
Can monsters increase their power by shouting?
>>172965884
the most sensical of nones
guess I should say what I'm doing too, if I don't write a fic or draw something tonight I'm chopping off my hands
>>172966050
Are you doodling anything specific or just whatever comes to mind?
>>172966156
Sounds fun. I remember playing that as a dumb kid and getting stuck on an angry purple lizard, I should give it another try.
>>172966207
Ey, enjoy you're Monday off!
>>172967721
>getting stuck on an angry purple lizard
That's like 10 mins into the game so yeah I would suggest it. Its a really good game even if you don't mod it to be harder
>>172967659
if you show them enough anime
>>172965884
hunting for undertale doujins
>>172966595
What if Frisk dies
>>172965884
Playing games I haven't touched in a long time.
>>172965884
drawing pokemon smut
>>172967964
Then they can just load from their last save point.
>>172965870
I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be the Grandma
>>172968049
What if they die again
>>172967964
that would be extremely painful
>>172968135
for (You)
>>172968135
you are a big caretaker
>>172968132
They are the most Determined being in existence.
Their determination said fuck you to a being that's supposed to be godlike.
Their determination plays games with time and space itself, allowing entities that don't exist to enter the world.
Death means nothing to Frisk.
>>172968132
reset again!
>>172968348
>>172968381
Okay, but what if they die a lot.
>>172968454
*But it refused.
what if magic
what would happen if mt. ebott was located in usa and the barrier broke tomorrow?
>>172967793
Oh shit, really? I'll bump it up on my list of games to play, young me must have been even dumber than I remember.
>>172967846
You'd better share if you find any.
>>172968643
I'm moving into Mt Ebott and making a society that makes sense and functions properly.
Then we are sealing it again.
>>172968731
there's a new Undyne and a Soriel doujin on sad panda
I just thought of something, Asriel's motive to reset, would think his reset would have been to reset back to when he was alive?
>>172968731
If you mean the purple lizard who robs you then yeah its really really early. Like first boss early
>>172969274
How the hell would you explain to Chara what you experienced at that point?
Just "Hey bro/sis, I was stuck in an existential nightmare as a plant because I was too much of a coward to carry through with your plan, so I spent countless years killing our parents, friends, and really everyone in the Underground because I effectively lost all positive emotion in my life."Chara: "Sweet."
>>172969274
Flowey isn't actually Asriel and his personal timeline doesn't go back that far
>>172969274
I'm not sure I understand. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Flowey's first reset occurs when he tries to kill himself, but realizes he's afraid to die, right?
>>172969274
Probably it goes back to when he first had the determination to reset, i.e. as Flowey.
>>172964462
DOOM makes everything better.
>>172970832
It could technically go all the way back to when he absorbed Chara. He just lost all hope when humans ganked him on the surface and fell down, losing his determination.
I like to think Astiel fell down instead of actually being killed by a bunch of humans after absorbing Chara.
what's the most glaring plot hole in undertale?
>>172971240
The 6 dead humans.
Their intentions of falling to the underground, their character personas, etc.
>>172971240
Why can you use the power of friendship to beat a God, but you can't muh determination him into not being a soulless immortal flower?
>>172971240
If the player decides to do multiple neutral runs, why doesn't Flowey become OF and immediately kill them before the SOULs can rebel?
>>172971412
A plot hole isn't something we don't know
>>172971562
I guess you never played a neutral route twice.
>>172971750
Hm, okay. Seems legit, i guess.
>>172971214
Their souls weren't really united then, it might not have counted.
>>172971240
How does Frisk cross the barrier in neutral routes? Do they cross at all?
>>172972042
OF wasn't exactly united with the six humans either
>>172971240
Papyrus serves you spaghetti that he claims was aged in an oaken cask, but no such container exists anywhere in the underground. Sans also quips that Papyrus is far from making anything edible, yet you can eat it without consequence!
>>172972124
Hmm, true. Though perhaps he was able to siphon enough determination from them to override Frisk's. Asriel in that position couldn't have done that.
Where does the skeletons come from? Are they monster magic shaped like human skeletons or are they actual skeletons reanimated by monster magic? Could you dna test the skeletons? And where does papyrus get his present bones?
Goodnight nerds.
>>172973117
I always assumed they were monsters that looked like skeletons, like how ghosts aren't dead people and just look like spirits.
>>172973258
Hope you have a pleasant sleep, dweeb!
>>172965884
Just got back home from work and I'm ready to Undertale too.
>>172973258
yeah, better get to sleep, it's well past 11 bong
>>172971240
Chara's.
>>172973117
they're from hell
>>172965870
She's the grandma. It's loosely based on one of the writefags stories.
>>172973117
They're magical monsters that happen to look like simplified human skeletons.
We don't know how monster biology works.
Papyrus conjures his own bones and does his own stunts.
>>172972190
We don't explore the entire Underground.
I don't think we even see the entirety of Snowdin, I recall a few houses you can't get to, albeit my Undertale is a bit rusty.
>>172973510
Did Alphys die of old age?
>>172973258
>>172973519
I suspected that, thank you.
>>172973504
That sounds pretty rad
>>172973645suicide :^)
>>172973794
Well at least they managed to have a kid beforehand somehow
>tfw just used a chainsaw to cut down three trees
That counts as gardening right?
>>172973510
Where's Asgore to help raise his grandkids?Did he knock up some other monster human on the surface and die of old age?Are one of those kids his?
>>172973504
I want to go to hell and befriend the skeletons
>>172973898
>not using a dull rusted out hatchet
fucking pleb
>>172974305
I would totally have used an ax if one had been available
>>172971562
Problem is that Flowey kind of fucks off in repeated runs until you start proceeding down his master plan route of pacifist or tickle his fancy with genocide. He just isn't there anymore if you're just doing neutral runs.
>>172973882
Its based off a Reader x Undyne fic so Alphys was cucked
So we all know that Toriel has red eyes
but what about Asgore and Asriel? What colors do you prefer?
>>172973898
No they're supposed to all be Undynes grandkids. Asgore wasn't mentioned in the stories if I remember correctly but who knows. He might still be around. The point of the story was that everyone had moved on after the events of Undertale or were dead and Undyne was a lonely grandma but she still has her kids.
>>172974806I was making a joke about Asgore knocking up Undyne during a threesome with Alphys
>>172974413
But why does he fuck off? If he doesn't mess around as OF and kills Frisk/the player before they can call out to the SOULs, he could endlessly murder them until they give up.
>>172974709
I like generic black eyes on them but it's not like the usual green and blue you see Asriel with are bad either.
>>172974908
I think Flowey works on the assumption that anything he tries in the neutral run would be pointless against you since you're already aware of his plans.
alphys
>>172973380
Gaster looks absolutely fabulous.
>>172975994
needs
>>172975994
where?
im gonna punch her
>>172975994
fatty
>>172973117
We need to know more about Tsundereplane. Are human planes a cheap imitation of them?
>>172976226
cuddles
>>172976225
There's something beautifully artistic about that whole scenario.
>>172976383
Truth.
>>172976383
She will never get them, Reader made sure
>>172976229
>>172976238
You fags can punch eachother instead.
>>172976568
chara burpfic?
>>172966595
Chara in this AU could reset until Frisk showed up. Did he ever tell Asriel about it?
>>172976623But I AM readerShe will get cuddles whether you like it or not
>>172976568
>Chara drank some soda and then burped
>Frisk was all like lmao, I can burp better than that and burped even louder
>Chara and Frisk were in a heated burping war
>And then Asriel walked in and was all like stop being disgusting you guys
>Then Chara and Frisk burped in Asriel's face and he threw up and fell onto his own vomit.
>Chara and Frisk laughed about it and then Frisk loaded a save so that the vomit was gone.
The end.
>>172977105
Alternate ending
>Asriel slipped on the vomit
>Frisk reset right as Asriel vomited
>Asriel kept vomiting for what felt like hours
>Frisk and Chara fucked on top of Asriel after he passed out after vomiting for the last time
>>172967586
yes. when you come back to fight her she says that 'you look like you have seen a ghost.'
>>172976768
I doubt it.
Asriel would probably prefer to imprison rather than kill humans if he knew that either the humans would need to be killed repeatedly or that Chara might struggle and die repeatedly.
That's just conjecture on my part, though.
>>172976979
If you're Reader then how come you're not chained to the wall in Sans's basement
>>172971052
Glad you like it.
What do you think so far
>>172977560FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SANS!
>>172977551
wait im wrong. that's if toriel is killed and you reset. apparently nothing happens if she kills you and you fight her again.
>>172977551
nah, i've seen that one. it's triggered by killing her, same as the line when you *talk to her and it goes "you wanted to tell toriel that you've seen her die... but that would be creepy".
>>172973117
We know that the ghosts can use different forms, such as dummies and "robots", maybe a lot of monsters are ghosts in different bodies? Could a ghost be the true form of monsters?
>>172977874
That's really fucking dark
>>172978614
I love how the Asgore fight is the reverse of this. You boldly tell Asgore how many times he's killed you and he basically goes "I know.".
No wonder his diary entries are so fucked up.
>>172979019
how? all i remember is that he only writes "nice day today" on each page and the ink is still wet on the last one, which some people interpret as his tears, but it's a stretch in my opinion.
>>172979379
You don't think that's even remotely messed up?
>>172979379
If that's all you ever write in your diary all day then that's really fucked up. The last entry is wet because it's from today. After the day you have arrived, and done whatever you do, he writes it like that.
>>172979379
That's the point, it's all he writes. Look at it in reverse: what do you think he writes on the days he has to kill a human child?
>>172979621
Wait, does Asgore know about your arrival? I thought Alphys and Mettaton kept it a secret because they're humanaboos.
>>172979671
>REALLY nice day today
>>172979561
it is, in a very subtle way. i find it more sad than dark to be honest. makes me want to hug him, even though i know it wouldn't help much.
>>172979818
He clearly has no idea that you're coming in any ending but genocide and only because Flowey told him 30 seconds beforehand
frisky...nipples...,,.
>>172979821
Get off the internet Toriel
>>172979936
yeah, and while i understand this in TP and neutral, i really don't get it why doesn't anyone tell him during geno. seems like his people getting slaughtered to the point of total extinction would be something he should know about.
>>172979821
>I had such a good plan that would totally not have gotten us all slaughtered
Hi Toriel
>>172980158
Alphys locked everyone up in her lab and it doesn't have cell phone service, Undyne is fucking dead, Mettaton choose to do some kind of last stand thing and Sans was lazy
reminder that all of Undertale takes place in an afternoon
>>172980297
>gotten us
>us
Get off the internet Undyne
>>172980468
>what is context
Get off the internet Alphys
>>172980565
>correcting me
Fuck off Monster Kid. Shouldn't you be attending Asgore's afternoon lunch?
>>172980643
>not correcting random strangers on the internet
What are you even doing on the internet Chara, shouldn't you be dead?
Hey
>>172980621
Nice!
>>172975994
Gonna kill this thread right and proper.
>>172981373
do it faggot
I like the fandom
don't die
>tfw you could leave the thread forever and no one would care
>>172982006
>tfw joined the thread recently
>nobody cares
feels pretty good
>>172982175
you know I love you, anon
It's just that I never have been good or even able to show or talk about those feelings
are you guys going to erp
can I watch
>>172983349
I'm not those guys but I second this request