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Historical edition

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1st for united /twg/
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>>172795853
It's less than a year, they are straight up just adding in new assets and it's an expansion to the main game
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>>172795910
Daily reminder to report and ignore shitposting
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Fantasy is for literal retards that are too stupid to know/learn history
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>>172795910
Was reading a Warhammer book and saw


>‘As hard as steel
Though never seen breaking?
Made to last
Though never through making?’ - Strigany Riddle

This.

I'd ask /tg/ but the Warhammer thread is dead. Anybody know the answer?
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>>172796032
Reminds me, anyone still have that pic from way back when Warhammer first came out with the
>what we could have
>what we actually have
?
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>>172796032
It's not called Total Friendship asshat
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>>172796041
They are marketing it as a new game obviously. Then they can act like it's incredible that you can play Warhammer 1 and 2 together.
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Best chaos cosmetics mod?

Using True Chaos atm but I am open for more opinions.
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POOR LITTLE MAMMALS
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>>172796141
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>>172795263
>Does anybody have the heart to tell them that the old ones realized they made a huge mistake and decided to ejecto seato?
The old ones made no mistakes, chaos just got in the way.
If everyone else had followed the plan, then they could have beaten chaos, instead of the end times happening.
Old ones did nothing wrong, the great plan wasn't wrong, and the lizardmen did nothing wrong.
Warmbloods decided to fuck everything up, with their squabbling, back stabbing, expaning into continents they don't belong on, messing with magic they shouldn't, etc.
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>>172796162

>Then they can act like it's incredible that you can play Warhammer 1 and 2 together.

it would be pretty impressive if they pull it off.
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>Removing Warhammer 2 info and forgetting to add previous thread again. >>172754012
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>>172796138
>1920x1080 reaction image
>1.37 MB
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Hello newfag
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>>172796278
My thanks. have a piglet.
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Is there any infantry unit that can 1v1 chosen in lore?
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>>172796113
Anyone who plays TW for their history is a moron who cant handle GSG
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>>172796343
>implying I didn't just steal it from somewhere
>Implying I didn't have another
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>>172796370
Phoenix Guard and several other High Elf shits.
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>>172796323
I mean that's what they are going for so I'm assuming they are actually trying to make it work. I have my doubts it will be flawless.
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>>172796395
No, there is an event in the base game when you research carracks you can sail into the terra incognita and actually reach the americas and conquer the aztecs
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>enjoy history
>enjoy fantasy
I would say I feel bad for those who cant enjoy things, but honestly they are causing their own pain so they probably deserve it.
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>>172796370
temple gaurd if they're protecting a slann, a large enough unit of rats, some of the elf units. That's all I can think of off the top of my head
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>>172796517

>Phoenix Guard

They wish.
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>>172796492
>tfw know some people that played total war and auto-resolved all battles
>Tell them to try out Civ or grand strategy instead
>"Too hard"


Every time.
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>>172796343
hello australian
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>>172796709
It's not about disliking fantasy per se, for example I love Lord of the Rings but the games that CA put out just serve to milk the shit out of Warhammer fanboys, they are watering down the series by simplifying it to make it easier for the Warhammer newcomers to play it. It's fucking disgusting how much they pander to Warhammer fanboys just to make a buck
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>>172796370
Do you mean the unit could win against a unit of chosen, or the individuals within the unit could 1v1 a single chosen each?
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>>172796709
If people knew the futility of mentally shouting at people about video games on the internet.
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>get drunk alone and play Total War
>make the sound really really loud and start crying when my men start charging through arrow fire
>get up to piss and forget to pause the game so the enemy boats land and murder all my ranged lads
>wake up to find out I vomited all over my bed when I was asleep

Is everyone having a good week?
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>>172796370

Depends. Some units might be able to beat regular Chosen.

Skullreapers or Putrid Blightkings? Good fucking luck.

Skullreapers cost 40 points a model. Phoenix Guard cost 15. Guess which one is more killy.
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>Make a mod to change chaos invasion spawns to be harder
>Chaos invasion spawns
>It doesn't spawn units based on the mod spawn table
>It doesn't spawn units based on the normal spawn table

Wot da zog
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>>172796709
Same boat in enjoying both but it's fine if they don't like something.
Sperging out about it on the steam forums and youtube comments is another matter.

>>172796873
They said right from the get go that there would be 3 games, they've also said there is a history game in production.
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>>172796032
>no samurai in pic
GREAT DISHONORU
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>>172797019

>start crying when my men start charging through arrow fire

my sides
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>>172796709
>mfw grew up playing Warhammer but also like history
>CA working on both Warhammer and History titles

Life is good.
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>>172796873
>they are watering down the series
Im sorry anon, but I just cant take anything you say seriously when you say this. Its just straight up false, in terms of tactical depth Warhammer is far more complicated than other TW games.

Complicated being a relative term, TW is very casual, all the games are very casual. Its fun smashing armies together and that what TW is about. But the fact is the tactical depth of every single historical TW game can be summed up as 'Hammer and Anvil' or 'Cannons and Lines'. The same simply cant be said about Warhammer.
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With these dubs I shall summon Igdood
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>>172797019

Persona 5 is coming out in a few days, and I've got a holiday lined up for it.

So I'm looking forward to that.
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>>172797038
I'm pretty sure he meant regular Chosen, otherwise he'd have specified special characters, too.
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>>172796709
It's just the hyper autists screeching loudly, as usual. It's hardly as big a deal as they're making it out to be.
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How can you claim to have played since Shogun 1 but still support any post-Shogun 2 Warscape game?
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What do female skaven look like?
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>>172797180

For the game to be interesting in multiplayer though, they really need to start introducing unit caps more.

It's inane that I can only have three Aspiring Champs, while my opponent is free to have seven units of Hawk Riders and two units of Wild Riders on different corners of the map.
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>>172796709
>skaven allied with slann
DELET!
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I did it bros, i fucking won that.
And that's a miracle because Archaon the Evercucked was there, holy shit how did i do this
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>>172797329
Shogun and Medieval might as well be a different franchise honestly

Warscape hating is a meme
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>>172797329
Been playing since Shogun 1.
What are the issues with the engine? I haven't noticed anything breaking because of it.
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>>172797332
Massively bloated monstrosities with vestigial limbs that basically just spend their entire lives wallowing in filth at the centre of Skaven cities, consuming vast amounts of food brought to them by slaves which they occassionally eat as well, so they can spit out kittens by the thousand to replace Skaven losses to war and internal feuding.
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>>172797014
I dont think its actually futile at all, I think they succeeded.

I think all this shouting and anger at CA over the last few years about the historical titles being the 'wrong' period, poor games or DLC practices or whatever reason people shouted at CA is responsible for the entire Warhammer series.

Coming out of Rome 2 they made a lot of money, but burned a lot of bridges with their history audience, which that audience said loudly and frequently that they would never support CA again. Attila was a test run to see if that was true, and judging by the sales that never matched Rome 2 they were right, a lot of people had left the ship.

So now you're a head designer at CA, you're got quite a bit of money from Rome 2 and Attila but dont know if you can make another history game and get away with it. So why not distance yourself from that market and try something new? CA obviously thought the risk of doing something new was less than the risk of doing the same old thing, which is saying a lot when most game designers HATE to do new things.

And then Warhammer blew up, it was a huge success and brought in a whole new group of people, people love the DLC in the majority and its really just the history group who are upset by their 'practices'.

Then you have them come out and as always planned, announce the next TWW game. Since they want to do all the races in one game, and this is a godlike way to fund a new engine/history game in the future, something that can redeem them in their history fans eyes.

And what do the history fans do? They bitch and moan and cry betrayal, for doing what is undeniably the best thing for the next history title which is make a good TW game by taking their time and getting it right.

Its just all such a high level of stupidly by the community.
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>>172796709
I'm new to TW and I really like TW:W so far.
I'm probably gonna buy the history games too so I don't understand why people are angry.

It feels like everytime I get a new video game I anger a specific group of people.
I just want to play video games to forget my daily woes, not engage in internet wars.
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>>172797180
Yeah, while I would say that the campaign is often less advanced than other total wars, I would not say that about battles. People can go on about shield wall abilites all they want, but they don't really make any of the games more advanced(especially since they are often bugged).

Medieval 2 had shit for formation abilites(Useless schiltrom was the most prevalent), but I don't think that game is less tactical than Rome 2. TWW battles has a lot of stuff going on, at the least just as much as any other total war. The battle polish(compared to a lot of total wars) is a big plus for me.
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>>172795910
>>172796032
FRIENDLY REMINDER:

Since we are currently having an influx of new people to the thread and since there will soon be a constant drip of TWWH2 info (usually on Tuesdays or Thursdays) I wanted to remind people how to announce it.

Type 'STUFF' several times at the top of your post followed by the link, then whatever comments you have on said stuff. that way whenever some new info comes out and people come into the thread, they can find it quickly!

Thanks all!

History and Fantasy are both great,
stop fighting
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>>172797451
>Still using zombies late-game

Anon I....
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>>172797701
>and judging by the sales that never matched Rome 2 they were right, a lot of people had left the ship.

What's really sad about this is that a lot of people didn't even knew/know that TW Attila existed.
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>>172797132
add one!
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>>172797793
>not using the best and cheapest tarpit in the game

Do you even vampires?
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>>172797678
>Massively bloated monstrosities with vestigial limbs
so, americans?
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>>172797678
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>>172796343
hello autist!
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>>172797854
Attila is my favorite honestly

They have said it's (so far, before Warhammer "we sequel not expansion now" is released) their most successful follow up game so I am fine with the normies not knowing
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>>172796297
FACT: Old Ones are a failed and dead civilisation.
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>>172797701
Whilst I'm sure what you're saying is probably true in regards to how resources are currently being used at CA, Warhammer was always going to be a three-part series released close together, they made this clear from pretty much the time the game was announced, certainly before it went on sale, so it's not a reaction to TW:WH's sales success.
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>>172797614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXkWfEIALxM

Start from 10:40, he compares Warscape battle mechanics versus old engine battle mechanics
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>>172798147
this video did more bad than good

>i-if i zoom in they 1 v 2 each other
huray?
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>>172798287
>this is what med2 people unironically defend as superior

It's kinda sad, honestly.
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>>172797329
>>172798147
Doesn't really apply for TWW and they reduced the chance of sync-combat-animations in Attila.
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>>172797968
>tarpits

This isn't tabletop, you can't just tarpit an elite unit and wait for turn 6, late game units will chew through zombies pretty rapidly whilst sustaining minimal casualties and you've essentially wasted a finite army slot, that could have been filled by a grave guard unit that would 'tarpit' just as well and actually do some damage.

plus having to spam magic on them to stop them being wiped out in minutes
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>>172798147
it's thanks to faggot like these that we no longer have sync unit animations
all because they couldn't fucking understand that the animations and the actual rolling dice to see who hit was separate
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>>172797793
>>172797968
still there's 20 billion other sacks incoming, i think all the fucking chaos from the map is here.
I won't make it bros...
hold me pls
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>>172798287
>>172798372
Take the age difference, the fact that the warscape games are almost as bad/as bad as the games that came out 10 years before says a lot about the shitty warscape engine. It didn't improve one bit, in some places it made it even worse
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>>172798372
I wonder what really happened with that game. Wasn't it "outsourced" to Australia or something? I have some very fond memories of it and still enjoy it, but that game has some seriously disgusting flaws. On another level than rome 1.
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>>172798472
>take complete and total conjecture from my part, some made up shit, and suddenly pre-warscape is totally better than what we have now I swear

No thank you.
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>>172798287
I miss my pyjama warriors ;__;

Medieval 3 never tho.

Maybe we'll get a Pike 'n' Shot: Total War though which will include setting up colonies in 'Murica.
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>>172798143
Warhams success came at a surprise though, they said so now that they are expanding the game and its potential

It was always going to be three parts, but its bigger now because of its success
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I heard they showed some optimization improvements(charts) on the EGX presentation of TWW/TWW2

Is that true?
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>>172798461
You're undead, just defence in depth, let corruption injure them for a turn and then bury them in disposable dead people.
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>>172798584
Bigger how?

1 year development time bigger?
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>>172798584
Oh sure, I thought you meant that Warhammer II was a response to that, my bad.

Probably not a good thing from history fans since adding more resources to the Warhammer teams likely means taking them from the History team. Gotta go where the money is though I guess.
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>>172798584
Bigger how?
Bigger like my dick is compared to yours?

stop pulling things out your ass like your wife does my cock
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>>172798718
They never said 'how', they just said the game was going to be bigger than planned due to their success.

Perhaps they never planned to do a unique campaign for W2 and thats new? Who knows.
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I swear I'll kill each and every one of you
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>>172798895
Even me, your beautiful thread-wife?
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>>172798562
The fact that warscape engine has major flaws the predecessor engine managed to get right shows warscape is garbage
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>>172799030
>muh vibrating units
>""""""major flaws"""""
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>>172798960
You will be the first one to go
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>>172796323

You do realize it's been done before with Dawn of War right?
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>>172799263
How is that at all relevant?

Get your shit together /tg/
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>>172798862
>Probably not a good thing from history fans since adding more resources to the Warhammer teams likely means taking them from the History team.

We have no idea how it works. For all we know the money from Warhammer content creation team could have been poured into Halo Wars 2 and any other big project, even the history game team.
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>Warhammer has gone to 1.4 million owners
>Attila has 800k, and it had a free weekend
Wew
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>>172796278
Do you think it would actually help things to talk about my games more?
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>>172798895
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>>172797968
>not using elite units as a tarpet, because your army is all elite, so it doesn't matter who takes the hit first
Do you even strategy?
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>>172799346
Fattila the Slob is not my hun
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>>172798461
nigga i have 3 half dead (heh) stacks and there's like 15 more chaos ones incoming, all of them full
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>>172798895
Me too.

If you put me into a room with a knife and a random /twg/ poster I would annihilate him no questions asked
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>>172799387
Unfortunately we cant see what the other games sold, they all had free weekends that inflate the sale numbers
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>>172797180
>in terms of tactical depth Warhammer is far more complicated than other TW games.

Wrong

Take the fucking sieges in Warhammer compared to older TW sieges. In warhammer you literally just have to charge the fucking front wall/gate and that's it, while for example in Medieval 2 that would just be the beginning of the siege, you had multiple levels in a fort, much more variety in siege equipment and tactics, all of this is made just a pretty background image in Warhammer
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>>172798895
Just who the fuck do you think we are?!
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>>172799547
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>>172798147
>rome 2 failed

it was buggy as shit early but jesus christ im tired of people saying it failed or it sucked. i had shit tons of fun and it worked
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This is it friends...
At leas ti killed Fagaon the Evercucked.
I won't get up from this though, they are already running past for next settlements.
I love you bros
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>>172799845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy5GRaHzFnI

Uh huh
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>>172799787
We'll show you the power of /twg/
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Why haven't you dropped Total War for the superior grand strategy genre yet?

>the history is more accurate
>you get jewed harder than with Warhammer
>there are ones that take place in SPACE
>you don't need to worry about the units not vibrating like they did in M2 when you were a kid
>more challenging gameplay for adults instead of ZOOM IN WOAH ITS A THE LEGENDARY DRAGON LIZARD FAIRY FROM BOOK 2 gameplay for children
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>>172799508
>sieges
Sure, lets talk about the other games sieges

>Attila/Rome/Medieval
You literally hold 2 or 3 choke points with pikes in the best case, or your toughest other units and sit there. The AI attacks each chokepoint and whoever wins wins. You dont even have to DO anything in the sieges, its literally just a grind v grind until one side wins.

In terms of walled sieges its even worse, the AI will often attack all one side anyway, and lose most of their siege equipment to fire arrows. If they lose all their equipment they will just bugged out and do nothing. There is no reason for 'layers' in a defense because the AI dedicates 100% to the front lines, and if you waste resources in the back lines its just a hindrance

>Shogun 2
Actually worse than Attila since walls dont even exist here. Attacking you climb up every side, defending you defend the 2 or 3 sides the AI rushes.

>FOTS/Empire/Napoleon
Arty. Thats 100% it. You have arty? You win the assault.

Defending ironically is easier, since the AI is retarded and wont wait for their arty to kill you, instead losing thousands of men just running at your walls

So what are these magically great sieges in TW you talk about?
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>>172799984
>implying you have ever seen a defensive siege in Warhammer
>implying anyone has
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>>172799547
>You will never make Archaon go "NANI"(Evil metallic sounding and all) before annihilating him with your faith, steel, gunpowder and spiral power
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>>172799864
>how the fuck did that retard lose VC campaign
>look at his army comp
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>>172799984
Still more depth than any Warhammer siege ever
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>>172799976
Go switch between gsg and total war from time to time. I am in total war mode now. And a little Stellaris
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>>172799348

Yes

Now post your campaign faggot
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>>172799976
Because GSG is absolute shit

CK2 is literally two gameplay mechanics; assassinating in a line of succession which requires no thought or skill and is easy as fuck and blobbing your army against smaller counties. Due to how dumbfuck retarded the AI is you can 'win' by just putting yourself in a potions of inheritance and murder everyone in your way with 0% chance of failure

HoI/EU are just economics simulators with the depth of a puddle. They both have massively abuse-able mechanics that make the whole game redundant.

And JUST like TW, Paradox has dropped history. Stellaris came out and proved that the scifi/fantasy crowd is better than the history one that nitpicks everything all the time. And just like TWW, Stellaris was a huge success.
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>>172799918
>Same guy who made the last video

Yeah miss me with that idioic shit

I pretty much played every total war having rome 1 as my first. people who shit talk rome 2 nowadays are the same people who shit talk warhammer total war
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>>172799918
>2:27

THIS KILLS THE WARSCAPE BABBY
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>>172800128
Very true criticism. The AI takes like 10 turns to actually launch a siege and its a pain in the ass.

>>172800195
Like saying your dog shit is better than his dog shit. But Warhammer still has better sieges than other TW games.
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>>172798147
most of this shit is fixed
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>>172796323

>well

Wont be hard at all to mash multiple campaigns together on a new map.

Making it coherent and polished for every playable faction is another matter entirely.
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>>172800256
I switch*

>>172800280
>Stellaris was a huge success.

Really? Utopia looks pretty neat, but I wish they cared more for the game (faster updates). It feels like their team is way too small for it being a big success.
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So...would Total War: New World work? I would like to see how CA implements jungle warfare.
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>>172800446
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>>172800170
very helpful, cunt
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>>172800558
Did you just raise dead anything and say "This is my army"
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>>172800558
Unless he has discovered the antidote for being a retard that man can't help you lad
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I wasted 2 hours of my life shitposting here and it's 4 am now and I haven't even started up my game like I wanted to
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>>172800128
I have had a lot of them in my late game games. E.G the fucking greenskins attack my sylvanian holdings so many times in my second Empire game.


>>172800410
The AI likes to make a lot of towers. Some mods speeds up building time which makes sieges appeare more often.
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>>172800531
brb making a 40min response video
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>>172800709
>wasting time playing video games when you could instead try and convince someone that the video you are about to play as better than the alternative they prefer

fuckin retard lol
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>>172800465
>Really? Utopia looks pretty neat, but I wish they cared more for the game (faster updates). It feels like their team is way too small for it being a big success.
Paradox history has been basically scrapped for the Stellaris team. And compared to their older methods, Stellaris is getting a lot of updates in a shorter period of time.

Its legitimately the most popular scifi 4X game out there right now. And the only reason it isnt 'the' 4X game is because Civ VI exists.

Also its pretty fun desu, and the new features look great
>turning races into live stock, slaves, domestic sex slaves, combat drones
>turning your race into biologically perfect beings, robotic overlords or psionic masters
>new internal politics, as every pop joins a faction, so you have to deal with internal issues as well as external threats now
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>>172800531
Total War Warhammer is pretty much back to Medieval 2 combat system. I am glad they went back to non-synced kills too. Combat looks better that way in my opinion(compared to the current sync-animation system that is). Infantry charges feels good.
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>>172800614
this is after fight with Archaon, fucking 5000 casualties
>>172800623
k


fucking strategy masters, go work in a fucking pentagon
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>>172800834
Which pentagon do you think i should send my application to?
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>>172800831
>the ONLY thing CA has said about the new game is the 'fancy new kill animations'
Oh god this is going to be hilarious when the next historical game is shit.
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Convince me to play this game again
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>>172800937
the one where you stop being fag
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>>172801042
I dropped it after 32, last played 3 months ago
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>>172801042
>he hasn't played Bretonnia
Literally the best faction. Go play them.
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>>172800940
I don't get you, but whatever. I don't mind a few KILL animations(like for lords and so on) though.
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>>172800558
ok, fucboi. Want real help? Sure. Here you fucking go:
>line of graveguard with GW
>4 blood knights
>1 mortis engine
>2 vargulfs
>2 vargheists
>no hero units
>vampire lord
There, there is your fucking army comp. Now fuck off and get a working brain, you seem to be in a dire need of one.
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>>172800834
do you want Undead army comp tips? I usually go
1 Vargulf
1 Terrorghist
2-3 zombines
2-3 spearmen
3 vargeists
5-6 skelly solders
3 Crypt horrors
MAYBE 2 fel bats
or MAYBE 2 Hounds
MAYBE 2-3 Calvary
I never use black coach or wraiths but you can place them and swap the zombos or the skeleton warriors and maybe add a banshee

Send your vargulf and terrorgheist RIGHT at the general. I won Chaos/Norscan 1v3s because i was able to have the terrorgeists and vagulfs kill the general and cause terror on the soldiers
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>>172800940
yes we would all love it if Total War games were terrible that is why i browse /twg/

(You)
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>>172801143
Massive amounts of kill animations makes the combat extremely slow as well as horrid performance.

And its probably the biggest bitching point by the TW community.
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>>172800831

>>I am glad they went back to non-synced kills too. Combat looks better that way
>Anime shock waves is better than synced animations

Now im not saying all-out synced combat is the way to go but Attila did it alot more satisfying overall
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>>172801042
Free stuff you can try out. You could try a overhaul mod too or something.

>>172801245
NEW TORTANICS DUDE EPIC
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>>172801178
how gracious of you, asshole

>>172801196
thanks i guess
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>>172801303
Not IMO. Those animations were really rare and infantry charging other charging infantry looks really bad. Animations in TWW could be better, but battles overall look better and more fluid. Just my opinion anyway. Different tastes.
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>>172801318
>Release Renaissance on a new engine
>WHY ISNT THIS CHINA
>release china
>WHY ISNT THIS RENAISSANCE
>release M3 and its new
>WHY ISNT THIS LIKE M2
>release M3 and its M2 again
>REHASH

>release a expansion to warhammer
>fantasy fans love it

No wonder CA hates its history.
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Is Bronze Age: Total War possible? Do historians have enough knowledge to make accurate units and leaders, cities, technology, everything that makes a TW game? Anyone else like to see a Bronze Age TW?
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>>172801303
I have only ever seen this animation in this webm and I have 500 hours in Attila.

Thats why these animations are shit. You either see them so much they are boring like the kill animations for campaign on Attila or you never see them at all and they just hog performance.

They need to keep to generic stabbing/slashing animations, but that look like they connect better.
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>>172801303
Synced animations were far superior. The problem was the same thing the regular animations suffer from in warhammer, most of them were fucking terrible. There are two things total war has never fixed, shitty ai and shitty animations.
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>>172801492
Not shitting on fantasy but how is "we gobble up whatever they want us to buy next" a good thing in any way whatsoever?

This entire argument is completely retarded what are you even doing

>release China Total War: gooks complain about inaccurate portrayal of their history and anime fans complain it's not like Dynasty Warriors
>release Medieval 3: medieval fans love it
WOAH

>>172801586
little change in technology over vast amount of time

Either Bronze Age collapse or "we are fantasy now" Achilles legendary lord would be interesting
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I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>172800280
stellaris is hot garbage much like every other paradox game

>playing parashit games before they've had 3 years of DLC to make them worthwhile

top fuckin jej
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Horde mechanics suck
That is all
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>>172801742
>Not shitting on fantasy but how is "we gobble up whatever they want us to buy next" a good thing in any way whatsoever?
Because it has nothing to do with quality

>Rome 2 is shit
>THIS IS SHIT
>Attila is good
>THIS IS SHIT

Thats the new CA community.

Meanwhile regardless of whether you think Warhammer was good or bad at release, people gobbled it up, and what is CA doing in response? Releasing more content, more updates and more features to improve it and give people what they want because the COMMUNITY IS SUPPORTING THEM.

So companies fuck up their games sometimes, big fucking deal, CA is one of the few who keeps trying to fix things years afterwards. Even Rome 2 got a huge amount of post release support even if most people dropped it at release.

But if you shit on everything all the time all you're going to do is convince CA to focus on the people who ""Gobble""" up specific games.
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>>172801850
this to be honest
Stellaris is a DLC skeleton that might or might not be worthwhile five years from now

>>172801885
you suck

>>172801927
>how dare you criticizes anything ever just join in the fun of purchasing the newest DLC title
thanks Mr. Steinberg
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>>172801850
The majority disagrees.

You can post your contrarian response now;
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>>172802026
Shitposting against everything CA does is not criticizing, its just shitposting. Just like you're doing now.
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>>172802040
the majority of what?

more people bought Stellaris than didn't? jej
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>>172802148
>78 Metacritic
>Very positive on Steam
>800k sales
>best selling Paradox game ever at its current rate

Here is your last (you)
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>>172801793
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>>172796217
Source?
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>>172802128
Alight let me spread my asshole real far then

Please please please please don't EVER change ANYTHING about your games from now, Warhammer is P E R F E C T
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>>172802305
Except that is neither criticizing, or supporting Warhammer, and nor is it what the people who do support Warhammer want. You can support can point out flaws

Lets be honest here, you're being purposely obtruse and have no argument, you're just shitposting.

No more replies for you.
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>>172802257
>my argument will be stronger if i say things that aren't true

good job
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>>172802297
iSatan
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>>172802398
>You can support can point out flaws
Okay let me try again Schlomo

The worst thing about Warhammer is that they aren't selling more DLC.

Why didn't I have to pay for the second legendary lord of every faction in the base game, for example? That's like 2 legendary lord packs right there
Please sell more more things, the quality doesn't matter as long as I can buy it I will
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>>172802257
>appeal to authority
>argumentum ad populum

causes me to ponder
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>>172801793
demons 2bh.
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>>172802664
you forgot the part where he used his master's degree in business analyzing to travel to the future and find out how the game will sell more than all the others
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>>172802591
Thank you.
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Hey guys my general got a trait "Son of Summer" and now every summer I get happiness and moral bonuses

I've never seen this before, what is it? Also I'm going Oda and can build long yari in a blacksmith, should I go attack or armor considering long yari can solo every unit in the game?
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Had the 18th century war of manuevers with the Chaos doomstack vs my own doomstack. Finally caught them, after they'd been weakend a little, and had doomstack vs doomstack.

This is all that's left after wounded Khotek tried to flee (and got caught by a nordland stack), the other chaos ran up and away.

I am not sure if I am going to send Karl in for the coup de grace or just ingloriously blast him with artillery.
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So watching the announcement trailer motivated to go fuck around as the Wood Elves again. Haven't done that since they were first released. But is it just me or are their diplomacy voicelines still aggressive as fuck to each other?

I mean, I remember that being a thing when the DLC first launched, and I assumed it was just a bug. But having Orion call me a traitor and shit when we are at very friendly relations and been through so much shit together really confuses me.
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What noise.
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>>172802620
>implying the king and the warlord isn't great
>elves, beastcucks and warriors of chaos are in the game by default, if you aren't interested in them, don't buy the dlc
>elves and beastmen both have interesting special campaigns as well as being usable in GC

WoC campaign mechanics are shit but they play pretty decently in battles, grim and the grave wasn't worth tho

the real meme is
>paying for blood
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>>172802819

We're not Brettonians.

And there's poetic justice to have some common Nuln shlep kill Archaon...for the second time. First was Karl
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>>172802813
It's a buff because you made the sun goddess happy. How you get it I have no idea
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>>172802846
That might have gotten fixed.
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>>172802846

Its still there
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>>172802819
>confident

go get em champ
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>>172802991
Really? I'm pretty sure I downloaded the latest patch, and no matter which faction I interact with or play with, they still bitch at me.
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>>172802970
>>172802813

You have to win three battles with your general on the same turn during summer. Then you get the trait
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>>172802968

And one volley and it's over. Hellblaster rocketry won the prize. I forgot to check the time but I think that was no more than five seconds.
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>>172803086
Then I was wrong. I just hadn't noticed it.
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>>172802892
BIG
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>>172802892
>poor little white boy
>actually decked out in more expensive gear than everyone else
>bigger than everyone else
>black
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Can someone post that gif of orion spearing grombrindal and throwing him away?
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>>172802664
If expert opinion and mass popularity aren't reliable metrics to judge a game on, what is?
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so how long until we start seeing gameplay?

2 months or so?
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>>172803153
CHRISTIAN CASUALTIES
>>172803214
They had like 4 cannons. The price was mine for the taking.
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>>172803284

Tomorrow
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>>172801793
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>>172803284
Well at the EGX thing the director specifically said "see you at E3." But I assume they will be sharing more information before that.

I bet they are saving the Skaven announcement for then or some shit.

Though apparently the DLC database was recently updated, so we might be getting that "Old Friend" DLC soon too.
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>>172803284
Probably the first bit very soon
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>Tired of normal campaigns
>Do greenskin/bloody hand co-op with "conquer everything" turned on
>Barak Varr wipes out border princes early and takes the coast near bloody hands
>Dawi are pushing our shit in so we consolidate the south and then build for a big push
>Dawi confederate with every fucking thing and control half the world
>Any time we try and push to the silver road or barak varr 20 dawi stacks come down and murder our armies and then fuck off without touching our cities
>Improved AI build order mod so dawi armies typically consist of longbeards, ironbreakers, cannons, organ guns, gyrocopters, and plenty of great weapon quarrelers.

I feel like we're being culled but not driven to extinction... like some sort of caged animal. Is this the greenskin experience?
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>>172803523
Go deep into their territory using agents and cause a rebellion

Then as their doomstacks rush to attack it, take a town

if you dont have an agent with good enough skills for that, spam him at a city, he'll be level 10 in a few turns
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>>172803310
>The price was mine for the taking
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>>172803121

The final fight after something like 6+ turns of maneuver warfare between their doomstack and mine was a lot of fun if lopsided in my favor. Four reinforcements for each of us, theirs coming from the north and North-East mine coming from my rear. It ended up giving me a hero-heavy army with Todd, Karl, light mage, nature mage, life mage, Witch hunter, and one other general.

Im disappointed the DLC for chaos doesn't give the AI the chaos units (they seem to ahve fixed that with the later DLC giving the AI DLc units even if you don't own it) as it makes them easier and more homogeneous. No Dragon ogres and shit.\


>>172803523

Most popular improved AI build order right? For units or for buildings too? I enabled that recently so it's too late for this campaign but I hope it will be for the next one. I love my Bretonnian and dwarf allies but their stacks are fucking silly.
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>>172803881
It changes build order so the AI gets all the buildings it needs and then changes the weight/value of units to the AI and the ratios of what should be in their army.

Its based off a popular one but I made a lot of changes and made my own, some things about his I didn't like
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dinosaurs
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>>172803881
>CA will never change CW npc invasion
>same LLs
>but all stacks consist of CHOSEN/HC and Shaghots
What's even the point of the invasion, if it can be stopped by 2 high-tier stacks of any faction without any effort?
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>>172804327
Fuck wrong pic
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>>172804538
You have good taste, so I'll allow it.
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>>172804327

My favorite might be black hanekawa but tittymonster vampire girl is good too.

And I dunno, they kind of threaten you just in sheer volume and leadership potential. But at least before big bird comes along it's just the same stacks with Archaon and company. Would be nice if it scaled so early era it's just norscan with better shit, middle era it's proper chaos, late era it's shaggoths and lots of chosen.

This time I did encounter one or two stacks with a lot of chosen and knights.
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>>172804538
That's pretty good as far as mistakes go
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>>172804327
>>172804869
Teenage version of vamp is best girl in my opinion.

As for the topic though, I've never seen any shaggoths in the Chaos waves oddly enough. I saw some of the regular dragon ogres in Kholek's army, but never the huge ones. Also the I never see the Free DLC units they added in the stacks either. No Aspiring Champions and the like.

I assume CA just overlooked that, as they have done with a worrying number of things in this game.
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>Trekking towards Karak 8 Peaks
>Wurrzag out of nowhere
>His whole army has magical attacks, meaning my ghost pals have to be sent out of the army to keep them safe
;_;
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>>172804538
"Wrong" implies you did something bad.
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>>172805482
Mind you, an army with 100% magical attacks is strictly worse against a Dwarfish army than it would be if it had no magical attacks at all, due to the built-in 25% magic resistance Dwarfs get.
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Does anyone have any information on how the overall grand campaign map will look like when it's done? I know they're going to slim it down some but by how much? What areas will they be emphasizing? Are we going to get Ogre Kingdoms, Chaos Dwarfs, and Tomb Kings?
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>>172804869
>catfags
BY SIGMAR, NO!

But chaos stack do seem to recruit Chosen and even Shaghots if you wipe their army, but give them time to re-recruit and catch a breath. Never seen a doomstack to get flc units like >>172805371 said.
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>>172805767
They are adding that desert in the next expansion so you might just get your other skeletons
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>>172805371

I see a rare odd aspiring champion, so it's possible it's just an issue of poor AI recruiting. I'll see in my next game. Never sawy any dragon ogres though.

>>172805804

I should say that Hanekawa Tsubasa is ahead of black hanekawa, but

>Implying Sigmar would overlook a vampire girl

Just ears and a tail (or well, no tail for her) and it's no different from those Middenheim fursuiters.
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>>172805767
They're probably going to be removing/merging some of the smaller factions such as the Ork tribes in the badlands.
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>All this pleb taste in /twg/
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>>172805927
I guess there's no other way but it's still real lame that they will size down the map in the combined games thing

This is not what I was thinking of when you said the expansion will expand the grand campaign map

>>172805958
says the weeb
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>>172805767
The only thing we know about the Grand campaign (that has both new and old worlds) is that they're going to remove some minor factions, like empire rebels. I just assume that every faction now controls an entire province at the start, and some real small factions (like some ork tribes) are removed. Map itself is gonna be the same, just expanded. That's all we know thus far.
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It's time for a new campaign. I haven't played all the way through Shogun 2 for a while now and the last complete Oda campaign I played was in 2013, when I'd just gotten into TW and didn't know, for example, that yari wall existed, to give you an idea of how I played.

I'll be going on Hard/Normal for difficulty because holy goddamn fucking shit the stat buffs the AI gets are absurd in Shogun 2.
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>>172806042
Have they genuinely confirmed that the provinces will be the same size, just with fewer factions?

I saw the comment about removing factions, but nothing else.
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I'm thinking about downloading an overhaul mod for warhammer.
Is radious worth a try?
What about steel faith?
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>>172806120
just pick a color bro

they explain yari wall in the tutorial come on my man
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>Wrath of Sparta campaign is a snorefest of hammer (spear) - hammer - scissors (calvary)
>siege has no arty because era accurate
>hoplites fight hoplites till exhaustion and yet both sides barely lose half of their men
Never again
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>>172806120
There isn't much to say about the first turn as the Oda, so have this rebel breadcrumb trail that Nobuhide left for someone to find.
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>>172805921
He'd overlook the miracle of the universe.
>>172805958
>dwarves enter the debate
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>>172806205
radious is shit
steel faith is pretty alright but has problems of its own like a really wonky auto resolve and AI shitting out more armies makes it a bit harder for horde factions
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>>172805958
Lost children should go back to the hell they belong in and stay there.

>>172806028
I was kind of expecting it honestly. I just don't see how they could otherwise to keep turn times from getting to ridiculous levels. But then again we still don't know quite how they are handling it, so I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt for now.

The fact that it isn't available on launch likely means they still haven't worked out the details themselves yet.
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>>172806205
>radious
>dismounted demygriph knigths (lances and barding)

SFO is pretty shit too, because it turns the campaign into a grind-out.
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>>172806249
I was very drunk for most of 2013

>>172806302
Cheeky Tokugawa fucking shits incoming.
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>>172805675
Explain further
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>>172806678
>all units have magical attacks
>dwarves resist magical attacks to an extent
>explain further
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>>172806126
They did in Q&A irc
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>>172803324
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>>172806678
Magic attacks don't bypass armor, only physical resistance. Dwarfs have 0% physical resistance and 25% magic resist, so magic attacks do less.
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>>172807068
>Magic attacks don't bypass armor, only physical resistance.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I always thought it bypassed armor
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>>172806509
An auspicious start to the battle as Tokugawa Hirotada employs his famed 'nuts to my spear' style.
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>>172796658
>The Americas in M2
Oh lawdy, gotta love Florida being on the same latitude as Britain. Wish I still had my screenshot
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>>172807304
>The (((Tokugawa))) are literally managing to be more brave and honorable than the Oda
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>>172807304
A nice little rug my troops made.
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>>172807369
isn't Rome on the same latitude as New York in real life or some shit like that
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>>172807565
i looked it up and it's Madrid
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>>172802819
Whats that halberdier unit?
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>>172807670
replying to myself again, now that im looking at a map madrid is higher up than i anticipated and this seems much less impressive
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>>172807492
Dude the Oda mastered "massive peasant firing lines" they're basically as far away from honorable as possible, and that's ignoring all the Buddhist temples Nobunaga burned down.
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>>172807565
Looks pretty close.

I just got a kick out of seeing all of Florida covered in snow since I live there
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>millions are dead
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>>172807508
The defeat of the Tokugawa combined with the Saito's 'volunteers only' recruitment policy lets me triple the size of my domain in a single turn.

Unfortunately this means I will have to contend with the Imagawa sooner rather than later. They might call in the Takeda and Hojo. The Hattori and Ikko Ikki are also highly expansionist and will almost certainly form large roadblocks to my west.

>>172807918
The Ikko had it coming
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Is CA publicly traded? If so I might buy some shares when they dip in anticipation of WH2 release.
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>>172807987
How can others even compete?
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>>172808143
they are owend by sega ya dip
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>>172807987
where's that from?
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>>172807987
>Karl Franz could've singlehandedly cleansed the UK
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>>172808326
Oh yeah.
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>>172808592
too bad he didn't
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>>172808086
the map of shogun 2 looks the best in the entire series
I wish they could go back to these sort of shaders and colours
Later and previous games are either too dark and dreary (rome, atilla, warhammer) or too smeared in bloom (med 2, rome 1)
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>>172807918
And the perfidious Tokugawa mastered the "piggyback off of others achievements" strategy, which is even less honorable.
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AHAHAHA MAYBE I'LL GIVE IT A MISS LADS
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>>172808321

What canon reasons make Karl such a badass?
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>>172808823
Ubermensch blood
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>>172807961
>>172807565
Rome: 41.9028° N, 12.4964° E
New York: 40.7128° N, 74.0059° W
Not too far off.
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>>172808823
holding ghal maraz and being ready
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>>172808321
he's so handsome
no homo
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>>172808086
The Imagawa are looking for a scrap. Time to Okehazama these faggots.
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One day.

One day.
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>>172809469
we'll never get Katarina and her badass bear cavalry, never ever
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>>172809179
The Imagawa, clearly having learned from their vassals, attempted the legendary 'frontal charge and hope for the best' technique.
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>>172807736

From a mod, they're some altdorf honor guard.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=696178990

http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Altdorf_Company_of_Honour


>>172807961

It's always kind of a surprise to see and realize that shit as a burger. The gulf jet stream and all does a big part in warming up the higher European latitudes but when I realize DC is on the latitude of fucking Andalusia, Tunisia, Sicily, Syria and Iraq the abject horrible humidity and heat begins to make sense.


>>172808746

The map was beautiful but Shogun 2's campaign map was to me the worst in terms of gameplay.
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>>172809739
Unfortunately the Imagawa siege delayed repair of the castle, leading to a rebellion. This mop-up operation will delay my blitzkrieg of the Imagawa lands and that juicy school.
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SFO mod really makes AI stacks much more interesting
Particularly Greenskin stacks, fighting multiple spiders and giants can be really cool
This was a nice Empire force, compared to Vanilla at least -- I don't think I've ever seen the Empire AI field Demigryphs in Vanilla
I've fielded very similar armies playing as Empire

However I think mixing SFO Welves with Valuable Veterans (Half Strength) might have accidentally created a some kind of OP ubersoldners
My monster units did incredible work, and since I had them clumped up, healing spells had a lot of legs
My poor Eternal Guard had to absorb a lot of charges, as evidenced by the unit that was wiped out
That wiped out Eternal Guard unit had previously distinguished itself in my Badlands campaign, managing to hold off two of Wurrzag's finest Arachnaroks for a good while before the bows were in position to kill them. I'll miss those boys.

Big respect to Boris, who managed to get netted down and refused to let that stop him, instead jumping into the midst of my Glade Guard and killing a dozen of them before finally being held in place by the net
Zero respect to Vassily, who ran off like a scared baby really early
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Religion is very important in Warhammer.
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>>172809980
The rebels' lack of archers and the presence of multiple cavalry units means it's box time. I love Japanese boxes.
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>>172808823
Absolutely nothing.
His family have been 'elected' Emperor for four generations at least because some idiot decided to give the cult of Sigmar three electoral votes and he's just a family man who ended up in charge at the worst possible time.

I like that though. He's not immortal, he's not magic, he's not the chosen one (at least before the End Times), he's just man with a job to do. He's like Sam Vimes if he accidentally became Patrician.
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>>172799387
This is your scourge of god for tonight
say something nice about her!
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Ogre Kingdoms for Game 3
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every time i play as the cunts i either expand too quickly and have corruption problems and fight rebellions every 4 turns, and get fucked by 65 different armies or i take my time expanding and cant field armies worth a shit because im poor.

any tips?
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>>172810478
thiqq
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>>172810467
>flat
not my scourge
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>>172810631
But she's a giant,
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>>172810706
proportionally flat
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Could anyone tell my why strigoi isn't mounting his terrorgheist properly for me? He's just hovering below it as it flies.
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>>172810312
With the rebels cleaned up and some (((metsuke))) keeping order in our towns, we're good to go.
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>>172810478
Bretonnian and Imperial rivalry is so petty and funny.
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>>172810581
listen here broseph the truth is this you just gitti gotti get good
>>
This may sound like a weird problem to have, but does it bother anyone that almost force in Total Warhammer is fairly small?

When the Northmen are raiding from across the sea - before the Archaon event - they're bringing these massive full stack armies, which doesn't seem fitting for what's supposed to be just raiding. When I'm fighting with a province, they're throwing their entire military around in one stack, plopping it in whatever city I seem like I'm going to attack next, instead of splitting their forces like I eventually do.

I get that Warhammer is all about huge battles, but do we have to just bash numbers at each other?
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>>172810984
It's getting annoying. I enjoy big battles but I enjoy small battles too and it's almost impossible to find them late game unless you cripple yourself and attack level 1 or 2 settlements with shitty units
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>>172810863
It is done. A respectable stretch of land, betwixt sea and mountain, is ours. Truly we are the Pontus of Japan.
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>Barely played TWWH 1 because no Skaven
>Sit down for this trailer
>Chant SKAVEN and bounce up and down as I watch
>I don't care about gay pepes, give me Skavenn
>I don't care about these Elven fags, give me Skaven
>Fast-forward through most of the parts as I don't care, just want to see Skaven
>The battle scene ends and the title logo comes out
>I think there's no skaven
>In a autistic rage I REEEE and throw my computer down
>Kick my baby brother across the room
>Beat up mommy and knock her unconscious
>I find out later there was Skaven if I waited towards the end
>Sit back down and browse /tg/
>mommy is still not moving
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fucking whiners

warhammer tw is the best selling game they ever had

and will continue to be their best seller

so enjoy sucking that warhammer dick for the next 5 years you history cucks
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>>172811738
Who are you talking to?
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>>172811638
>underage
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>>172811336
A successful mission and the addition of a library to our domain means we can get encampments, and by extension our vaunted long yari ashigaru, up and running nice and early.
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>>172812332
books are for fags
find me a single passage in art of war or five rings which says reading books is good
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>>172812612
A good, solid army for our daimyo. This will serve the Oda well as a stop-gap until we have access to heavy cavalry and pikemen.

Speaking of, katana or yari cav? Both? What tends to work best for a hammer and anvil?

>>172812612
t. Boko Haram
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>>172812612
"A wise man takes council, a man wiser still seeks the council of his ancestors and studies their words and deeds in the scripture"
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>>172810984
honestly the battles feel too small for me
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>>172811738
Why is the last samurai a white guy?
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>>172812864
gay
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>>172795910
What lores of magic do

Dark Elves

High Elves

Lizardmen

Skaven

use?
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>>172813173
Lore of Shadows
Lore of Light
Lore of Lizards
Stinky Lore
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>>172813173
all 8
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About to do the Beastcucks mini-campaign.
Any tips?
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>>172813314
They made that thing solely to bloat the price of the DLC
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>>172813368
I know, that's not what i'm asking though
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>>172813314
its not any different from the grand campaign. Get growth/upkeep reduction, poop on small settlements, get a brayherd going, run away when you need to
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>>172812808
The Takeda, being greedy horsefuckers, were all too happy to break their alliance with the Hojo for some loose change, opening them up for an invasion and the loss of their goldmine. Once their blacksmith is secured along with a source of iron, the true power of the Oda will reveal itself.
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>>172798067
I just started cracking up on that idk why oh god
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>>172813173

>Dark Elves
Dark
>High Elves
High
>Lizardmen
Everything bar one (can't remember which one)
>Skaven
Can't remember.
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>>172813582

Growth feels so worthless once you max a province out. I feel like there should be a food requirement added to, so you can't just demo food buildings once a province is maxed out if you dont need the casulty replenishment.
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>>172804327
kaka
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Can we all at least agree this frog looks amazing
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>finish bretonnia campaign
>"okay that was really fun, but i think i wanna play empire now"
>start ANOTHER bretonnia campaign

most fun i've had in a total war game since beating back darius as athens in the hegemony mod for BI
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>>172813865
The Hojo are destroyed and Pontus Orientalis is secure. The threat of the Takeda looms, and the Uesugi, Tsutsui and Ikko Ikki are also crawling out of the woodwork. Soon the forges of Sagami will be hard at work churning out high-quality armour for the ashigaru pikemen, and the horsemen of Mikawa will rest their yari in the Shogun's throat.

That is all for today.
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>>172815793
Which Bretonnia did you play as?

I'm very lukewarm on Warhammer, everyone says Brets are great so maybe I will get to have fun with the game after all
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Anyone else never touched or learned about Warhammer before total war but now can't wait for Warhammer 2? I don't even care about history titles anymore desu
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>>172816035
leon

i imagine it's basically the same for every subfaction, which is to unite bretonnia under your banner and then fight the biggest most coolest and chivalrous battle ever
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>>172813914
>Skaven
Warp, Dark, and Plague.
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>>172816132
I followed 40k lore for a bit and even start a very small collection, but never bothered with Fantasy. I have deep regrets about that now. Lizardmen are amazing.
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>>172815753
>The oldest and wisest of warhammer are frogs
>Pepe created warhammer
What did Games Workshop mean by this?
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>>172816132
Same. Though Im also looking forward to what they're going to do with the next history title.
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>>172816132
Doesn't matter to me, fantasy and history is being developed side by side, i'm happy that Warhammer II is coming, i'm happy that a hsitorical title is underway, i want everyone to be happy together.

Have a good day.
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So were any details actually announced or was it just a cinematic trailer showing off high/dark elves, skaven, and lizard men?
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>>172813173
>Skaven
They use two different ones
Ruin:
A very interesting lore, has some tricks in it. Such as a
teleport spell
a lightning magic missile
a buff that gives a unit SUPER FRENZYseriously their hearts start exploding
a spell that cracks the earth in a line and causes people to fall into it(In TT this was based on initiative, so giants and such would fall in all the time)
and Skorch which basically just creates an explosion of fire.
And lastly one that makes all missiles hit less, and even causes cannons to not be able to fire often.
Plague:
The lore of Plague is much different, as while lore of Ruin is very tricksy, Plague is about debuffing and buffing, with little damage, and what damage it does have is weak but ignores armour.
Pestilent breath is a breath attack
Blessed With Filth gives a unit poisoned attacks
whither lowers the resilience of a unit (like poison)
a vortex of rats who eat people
a giant area of effect spell that does damage to everyone, less so against pestilence units
And the ever so cleverly named plague, which is a super damaging spell that has a chance to bounce to nearby units.
Lastly, there is one more
The Dreaded Thirteenth:
This is the Skaven's special spell, and it doesn't belong to a lore. Only people who get it are Grey seers(High level wizard lords) and Verminlords(rat greater daemons). It transforms members of a unit into rats, which is crazy, and if it manages to kill the whole unit with it, they will become a new unit of clan rats.

Pretty good IMO
And yes I am the resident skaven fag here
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>>172816783
How do you feel about people referring to your favorite faction as "reddit rats"?
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>>172816735
They were after the trailer, watch the live stream thing they did.
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>>172816132
I thought fantasy was the worse of the two (40K) but now I am absolutely fucking in love with it.

And the best part is?

It's dead!
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>>172815793
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>>172816852
>How do you feel about people referring to your favorite faction as "reddit rats"?
It doesn't bug me at all, it can be funny but I don't understand the meme really, not like it's that annoying though.
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>>172815753
He actually does look really cool. Not quite a frog, not quite a toad. I miss the sharp teeth, but all the bangles and jewelry look awesome.
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>>172816981
Fantasy was always better, but Americans have a fascination with guns. That coupled with really bad design decisions ultimately killed Fantasy.
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>>172815753
NAVEL
>>
>tfw no WH:Fantasy set in the Vietnam War era
>tfw no Beastmen riding looted hueys and hip-firing M60s out the sides
>tfw no Vietcong wood elf tunnels
>tfw no Empire GI conscripts listening to records sent from home in their FOBs while Dwarven superfortresses drop agent orange on the Drakwald to burn out goblin shits
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>>172817251
Are you really trying to tell me that it was guns that killed Fantasy?
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>>172817478
If you show a 12 year old boy a Space Marine with a bolter and a Empire Spearman in his pajamas he's going to pick the Space Marine every time.

That's why the first thing they added for AoS were Sigmarines
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>>172817636
I was 12 when i discovered warhammer

i picked bretonnia
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>>172817749
At least you never had to buy a new army book.

I played Lizardmen, Brets were a close second
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has anyone noticed how much the warhammer map looks like earth
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>>172817636
>Sigmarines
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G O B L I N S
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>>172817897
can you post some neat lizard minatures?

not a big fantasy lad but i sure like the look of those lizards

>>172818051
that's probably just a coincidence
or is Warhammer history after all?
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>>172817251
I just liked the Tau

A lot. At first aesthetically and then ideologically.
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>>172818083
Goblins...
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Am I a feminist for only using countesses to lead my armies and using mostly Vampire ladies as officers in charge of an army of mostly dead men
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>>172818060
He did not stutter
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>>172818309
>Zombie archers
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>>172818309
No, but you are a massive faggot for giving VCs what appear to be vampire archers.
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>>172818437
Why?
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>>172818309

>vampire archers (bat shit covered tips)
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>>172818542
That's like asking why you're called a faggot when all you do is suck dick; you just are.
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>>172818542
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>>172818614
What, are you one of those vanilla-supremacist cuck'O'fags?
>>
>>172818683
No, but I am against homogenization in my autism simulators and that's exactly what giving VCs archers do.
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>>172818309
No, but you are a waifufag. A faggot who uses zombie archers.
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>>172818345
By Sigmar NO
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>>172818780
>>172818768

rot in tarnation vanilla cuckolds
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>>172818825
Enjoy being bored of the game in a couple of hours.
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>>172818825
Do they have ranged options on the tabletop or no?
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>>172818825
Why don't you go ahead and mod Bretonnia so that they have knights for infantry? Or give the dwarves cavalry units? No, you had to give the Vampire Counts bows - a faction that has never used them, even on the tabletop! You didn't even try to make them look like skeletons so I could at least pretend you were stealing from Tomb Kings.
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>>172818976
>knights for infantry
foot squires
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>>172818997
A squire is not a knight.
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>>172813914
I thought lizardmen had everything but obviously chaos and waaagh
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worth?
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>>172818997
They're peasants, they're never even going to be knights. That's not how the Bretonnian system works.

Even then, they're a sucky stopgap, and you know what I mean when I say foot knights.
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>>172817897
Actually i did, since I started in 5th.

bought everything only to find out that 6th edition was released in a couple months and it made all of my stuff invalid. and then i had to wait for an army book playing both a ravening hordes list and then a white dwarf supplement list before i finally got my army book and never another update after that.
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>>172816354
Fuck off /pol/tard
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>>172818909
No.
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>>172816132
This was legitimately a dream game for me

As in I had 3 dream games, and one of them was 'Total War in the Warhammer setting'

I still remember talking about how cool that would be when I was playing Attila with a mate

Those 420 days from announcement to release were true torture for me.
>>
>>172819486
>Pepe
>from /pol/
you need to be 18 to post here
>>
>>172819486
It's actually /mlpol/tard thanks to the April Fool's merger, which is still up
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>>172806509
>I was very drunk for most of 2013

Same here
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>>172819721
You're trying too hard.
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FUCK YOU BRETON SHITS

My "Doombull" (it's just a Gorebull that has Lord properties instead of Hero properties) just basically soloed a 20stack of peasants.
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>>172819721
/fitlit/ and /can/ can stay
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>>172820034
/fitlit/is a perfect board.
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>>172820034
/can/ is VERY cute

on /fap/ people kind of hate each other but i feel like you might as well keep that because we are all the same, include some phrase about officially allowing interior design as well
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>>172820034
/can/ is fucking amazing

literally best board
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>>172819721
Please fuck off back to Ieddit with your /r/The_Donald friends.
>>
>>172820343
>calls something shit
>calls the people who use that thing shit
>thinks you support that shit
You basically proved his point that you're an uneducated /pol/tard you know
>>
>>172820343
The fact you know whatever the fuck that is exists proves that you are a /pol/tard

So fuck off.
>>
>>172819291
POO POO PEE PEE
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Peasants are not a substitute for soldiers you Breton shits.
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>>172817330
I think 1910 era tech should be the cut off point.
>>
How do you make your army not all attack one person when clicking the enemies?
>>
>>172821143

Ctrl + G your army then right click
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>>172821143
what
>>
>>172820684
>>172820593
Literally fuck off back to Ieddit.
>>
>>172821172
That's not working though
>>
>>172821143
Ctrl + G
Then hit the lock button
Then right click

Automatically spreads your army out on an attack order against the enemy
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>>172821172
How do you make your army maintain relative positions without CTRL-Ging them? I want my formations to move together, but maintain my ability to command them independently (e.g. I want to be able to order my locked front line to charge without ordering my second line to charge, but I have to CTRL-G them together to get them to maintain their lines while moving both around simultaneously).
>>
HEY WARHAMMER LOREFAGS

Is archaon actually a virgin? Is he at least good looking?
>>
>>172821357
he raped and pillaged everywhere

hes not a virgin, you bloody virgin
>>
>>172821319

Alt + right click + drag
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>>172821242

You're talking about Warhammer, right? It should be working then
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>>172821242
Hit the lock button
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>>172821357

>Becoming the Everchosen without raping, looting, murdering and pillaging everyone you meet
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>>172821491
Thanks.
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>>172821242

One single click, double clicking makes them mob the unit you double-clicked. You have to single click then press R to get them running.
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>>172821491
>>172821815

Sorry I meant left click
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>>172821357
You don't get to become the everchosen without raping a few eggs.
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>>172821443
>>172821703
>being able to take off your demon gifted chaos armor that is permanently fused to your body
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>>172821862
YOU LYING FUCKING SHIT
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Shit, I got my ass handed me during this battle.

Definitely need the armoury and blacksmith up for halbs and great swords.
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Total War: Middle Earth when?

>yes i have already played the medieval 2 mod
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>>172821357
He saved himself for Sigmar. When Sigmar betrayed him, he saved himself for his waifu, who turned out to be a slaaneshi daemonette sent to manipulate him.
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>>172821997
Hopefully never

That's lore rape
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>>172821959
>not having a cock hole drilled
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>>172821959
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>>172821965
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>>172822080
I prefer to imagine that his armour didn't originally have one in that shape and instead the force of his erection has pressed through the metal into a perfect mould of his dick.
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>>172819486
>>172819721
>>172820593
>>172820684
>Believing Shillary's propaganda

The fact that you see a character from an old webcomic as a "/pol/ hate symbol" proves that you guys are uneducated ignorant plebbit tumblrfags, you know.

So YOU fuck off.
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>>172816354
They're not frogs, they're Dinosauria
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With that new Warhammer trailer, are they hinting at the possibility of 3-way battles now or is it just trailer hype?
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-11-16-the-next-historical-total-war-is-an-era-we-havent-tackled-yet

Next historical TW is apparently going to take place in an era not yet explored by the franchise.
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>>172822828
Computers would melt?
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>>172822828
I'm thinking trailer hype, really. I don't see three way battles being a thing, it never has been in Total War and they won't change the formula out of nowhere
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>>172822891

Wow, this is certainly the first I've heard of this.
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>>172822938
>>172822891
Update actually from this year
>https://www.gamespot.com/articles/next-historical-total-war-game-will-go-to-a-new-er/1100-6445528/
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>>172822938
Did you know there will be a second Warhammer expansion?

Word on the street is they will charge full price for it
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Proud Daughter of Athel Loren > disgusting vampire slut desu

post your favourite generals, I sure hope you guys aren't LL using shitters, they should only be used on the first playthrough, and after that just used for the quests
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>>172810316
I had that shield on my KotBS
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>>172823059
>Vilgin
more like Virgin
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>>172823059
>>
>be me
>playing wood elves for the first time despite preordering them back in december
>attack skarsnik
>autoresolve gives him the advantage, assume this is so because he has a bunch of gobbo archers
>manually fight the battle
>start losing because he outnumbers me 2-3 to 1

REEE I wasn't expecting this, but maybe I should have.
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>>172823059
>tfw my favorite general died defending a town from Chaos

you will be missed, Aron Beastscourge.
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feels good to bark Norsca, took me far longer than usual because I had to fight Karak Ziflin, Mousilion, Empire, Tilea, Estalia and even the beastmen who all decided to invade Brettonian factions
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I wish they had used the hair down concept for the spellsinger

>>172823894
thats part of the charm actually, the fact that they can actually die makes them much more meaningful
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>>172823867

Generally I've always crushed Skarsnik despite being grossly outnumbered. Using Orion's 2 AOE's on cooldown plus the Wild Riders really destroys him.

Gobbos seriously have no answer to your Wild Riders they should be charging nonstop and collecting 400+ kills
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>>172823050
>Word on the street is they will charge full price for it
I still dont get why people are mad about this

Its a standalone expansion, it has the same amount of content as the base game. Arguably more since its a bigger map with more settlements and lets be honest DE/HE/Liz/Skaven are infinitely more interesting than Humans/Short Humans/Green Humans/Angry Humans.

And as an added bonus (or added feature to offset the cost) if you own both you get a combined map.

How shit would it be if you couldn't combine the maps.
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>>172824568
"combine maps" means a zoomed out shrink version of the actual maps with less factions, who here is ready for one province empire mmm yes please charge me 70 dollars
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>Open up diplomacy menu with lizardmen
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>172824643
>70

Nigga I'm getting the collector's edition. I hope it comes with Lizardmen stuff
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oh fug, I had just moved my general into chaos wastes to kill that Houdekai guy, and the big birb and argayon have spawned

oh well, guess I'll kill them all, and end the end times in the first two turns
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>>172824643
They are not cutting out factions to make the map smaller, they are cutting out factions to make the turn times bearable

Also they said they haven't decided if they are cutting out factions, and they never said they will cut out settlements

Also its not actually 'cutting', its combining. So instead of something like Spiky Orc and Smooth Orc factions you just have one faction.

Although I agree with you, they shouldn't cut any content. Let those with shitty computers suffer if they cant handle it they can play the dedicated maps.
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>>172819291

No. You've wasted precious hours of your pathetic life achieving a paltry victory comprised of pixels and not much else. You could have literally been doing anything else productive with your life.
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>>172824174
Yeah, I find the current version kind of silly looking. At least I wish there were some variants hair wise.

Surprised I haven't seen a mod like that yet.
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>>172824742
>get the collectors edition for each version
>get the DLC for each version
So the whole thing would be like +$500

God damn son, thats Star Citizen territory.
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>>172824852
fuck you nigga

"Time you enjoy wasting is not time wasted!"
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>>172824174
True, but I didn't even get a screenshot of him or anything. He earned that Beastscourge title, you know. And a few other heroic perks.
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>>172824919

Yea I don't care. Long live Warhammer.
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>>172824852
Subjectivity =/= Objectivity

Faggot
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>>172821997
>kidde-tier lore
>try to make it into a total war game

no.
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>>172824742
>collector's edition
Is there actually one?

if it has lizard stuff im getting it
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>>172824270
My wild riders got charged by multiple goblin wolf riders
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>>172825104
There should be one if they have the audacity to call it Warhammer 2
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>>172818309
Why don't the Vampire Counts have ranged units?
The Bretonnian's have some excuse with chivalry but it never made sense to me for the Vamps
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>>172825439
Because denying units to a faction makes it more unique and fun
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>>172797332
well, goblins are sickened by the sight of them. and goblins are some of the foulest, filthiest creatures.
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So if this Warhammer 2, and they will probably add what, 1 or 2 additional factions or something with DLC (is this possible? Is there more to be added), what will Warhammer 3 be?
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Chaos wastes actually have unique battle maps
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>>172825439
Because it makes zero sense since even tomb kings have Skeletal archers
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>>172797678
not exclusively.

Warlords and powerful sorcerors keep private females for breeding.

Those aren't as horrible as the big breeders but still pretty ugly.
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>>172825548
We still need Tomb Kings, very likely in the second game.


Chaos is the third expansion. Two running theories on what comes out at release;

Daemons as four factions
Chaos Dwarfs

Or

Warriors of Chaos reworked
Chaos Undivided
Chaos Daemons
Chaos Dwarfs

Then the only thing left is Ogres after that
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>>172825623
The Tomb Kings are more like natural undead, where the Vampire Counts raise up the dead unnaturally.

It doesn't sound like that big a difference, but most Tomb Kings skeletons actually have a degree of sentience. They're still aware of the loyalty they owe to their leaders, and they aren't just being crudely animated by a Necromancer. So they can do more complex tasks, such as aiming and firing a bow.
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>>172825551
Too bad 90% of battles are
>green field
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>>172825439
Skellies aren't smart enough to use bows, as they are quite fragile weapons. Even the grave guard use weapons they were buried with. Why bother wasting magic imbuing a skelly with intellect, crafting a fragile weapon for him and so on when you can just raise a hundred more skeletons during the same time?

>>172825623
Because Tomb King necromancy preserves the original warrior's intellect, they aren't just automatons randomly raised from the ground. They ritually sacrificed entire armies just so they could rise again and serve their dead pharaohs.
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>>172825623

IIRC each individual skeleton from the tomb kings faction has a warrior spirit imbued in it. So each skeleton thinks for himself

Vampire skeletons are basically puppets. Having a Necro make a unit of skeletons correctly use and aim properly with a bow would take probably take too much effort
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>>172799263
They merged factions together, but nothing like the TW campaign maps. At any rate, all of the factions seemed available to me in DoW regardless of which od the previous games I had installed
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why can my troops replenish in the chaos wastes?

>>172825846
boring as hell battle maps is one of my major complaints about tww, nappy was the only total war game that had any thought put into its battle maps

but with warhammer I was hoping we would get some truly crazy maps, but all we got is boring shit. Imagine if chaos wastes, or just sufficiently corrupted regular land had dangerous vortexes going off on the battle maps, if there were random monster attacks, weird terrain that can be both an advantage and a disadvantage?
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>>172826175
>but with warhammer I was hoping we would get some truly crazy maps, but all we got is boring shit. Imagine if chaos wastes, or just sufficiently corrupted regular land had dangerous vortexes going off on the battle maps, if there were random monster attacks, weird terrain that can be both an advantage and a disadvantage?
Playerbase couldn't handle that, too retarded and unable to micro
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>>172825750
>that second theory

It's shit and retarded.
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>>172825623
>>172826049
Some have lost their memories and personalities, but all still know their purpose and crafts. It's pretty much why the Tomb Kings as a whole operate as an army of skeletons and golems without needing necromancers.
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>>172826175
Estreuth is one hell of a god
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>>172797041
So what does it spawn units based on?
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>>172825750
you have to remember that every game has to work as a Standalone.

So Chaosbowl is impossible because it's a stale as shit scenario with only chaos factions.

Darklands are the most likely candidate, Orcs, Ogres, Chaosdorfs and one more faction.
>>
Is it true that you cant buy shogun series in japan?. If it is then thats just retarted. Imagine how much it would have sold in there
>>
>>172819813
the doombull from the all tabletop lords mod is actually incredibly overpowered.
>>
As Empire who conquered Bretonnian lands, should I eliminate the Elves or will they leave me alone?
They're in my backyard but I don't want to fight them
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>>172826616
>Japan
>caring about video games
>knowing how to operate a computer

waht u mean is not on phon gajin????
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>>172826665
That would be consistent with my experience.
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>>172825750

That's obvious:
Daemons as four factions + Chaos Dorfs + Ogres

>inb4 but each Daemon faction would have just 3 or 4 units:

Yes, 3 or 4 Daemon + faction-specific (with appropriate bonuses) Warriors of Chaos units.
That's a full roster my friends.
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>>172826680
Well yeah maybe pc gaming isnt too kawai uguu in there but i think the few gamers who dont play animetittyhandler games would add up for decent sales
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>>172800794
stellaris is probably the worst 4x ive played
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>>172803265
how good a game is
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>>172826252
It makes infinitely more sense than dividing up Daemons into four separate factions, which is against the lore, as well as making up entirely new units just so you can have a specific daemon army, also against the lore.
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>>172827039
You had bad taste
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>>172826453
>you have to remember that every game has to work as a Standalone.
And it will, because they can slap in other factions for the Chaos hordes to go against.
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>>172827039
You had good taste
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>>172827457
>>172827039
Clever use of samefag, but still samefag.

Please report to the elector counts to be exterminated.
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>>172827505
>Please report to the elector counts to be exterminated.

reporting to the elector counts

not summoning them

anon I...
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>>172826954
>>inb4 but each Daemon faction would have just 3 or 4 units:
>Yes, 3 or 4 Daemon + faction-specific (with appropriate bonuses) Warriors of Chaos units.
>That's a full roster my friends.
This just makes zero sense

No one wants to play
>Marauder (Nurgle)
>Marauder (Khorne)
>Marauder (Tzeentch)
>Marauder (Slaanesh)
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>>172827505
kek
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>>172827505
jej
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>>172827636
>>172827697
Posting from a phone and computer at the same time, im surprised you can even do two things at once

Here is your obligatory
>paint
>phone poster
Reply, now shoo shitposter, shoo
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>>172796370
State troop handgunners.
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>>172827597
Not even if
Marauder of Khorne has improved Attack
Marauder of Tzeench has resistance to magic
Marauder of Nurgle has more HP
Marauder of Slaanesh has higher Leadership
and all for the same price as a vanilla Marauder?
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>>172827939
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn muh +5 to one stat i am falling ASLEEP
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>>172827597
I hope demons are just one WELL DONE army instead of 4 shit armies with slightly different flavors

most daemon armies are mixed anyway
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>starting up a brett legendary campaign
>expecting a relatively comfy experience
>it just makes me mad

I have never had more useless allies. At the end of the day they're all robot AIs with the intelligence of mites but I swear they're actively trying to be this dogshit.

Estalia has been a better ally after I saved them from the rapegoats. The fucking Wood Elves have been better allies despite being at "war" with me for 20 turns because they're also beastmen/goblin magnets.
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>>172827597
I do.
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>>172826672
Wood Elfs in the current patch are non aggressive. They will never leave their forest, even if you're at war with them right next door.
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>>172801793
Who canonically had sex with her besides Aenarion and Malekith?
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>>172826954
third game just doesnt sound right for me
you gotta put in all four damon factions playable to start
but then you have nothing but fucking daemons and chorfs and ogres being 30 dollar dlcs
thats like handing out all the fucking barbars in attila while holding back on ERE and WRE
>>
>>172825739
there's some female grey rat heroes too, because anyone who's born with grey fur is considered a prophet of their god and is socially protected from skaven craziness
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>>172817180
You can see his teeth in the video
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>>172828519
Me myself and I
canonically
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>tfw you've just been sitting back and enjoying the shit out of hisfags temper tantrums the past few days both here and on /v/

Hisfags current status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
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>>172827203
>dividing up the demons into factions is against the lore even though the gods are constantly fighting each other

Really nigga
>>
>>172828523

Meh - they'll think of something.
As I said, it won't be just Daemons in the faction, but faction-buffed versions of basic units, too.

The gameplay between the Daemon factions should really be different, too:
Khorne will be the brute-force faction: no magic allowed,
Tzeentch will be the magic faction + some brute force included,
Nurgle will be campy & slow, but tough with lots of poison going round,
Slaanesh will ... well, I've no idea there (ho hum).

And the first part of the game will (IMHO) involve uniting all the 5 Chaos factions (4 Daemons + Warriors) to form the Chaos Undivided.

tl;dr: dividing Daemons is according to Lore - and uniting them is according to Lore, too.
>>
Why the fuck flagellants are so useless
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>>172828010
>>172827939
>>172827597
>>172828028
Daemons will be a single race but with different daemon lords dedicated to different gods.
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>>172829327

Now, that I could buy.
>>
>>172827636
>>172827697
Why did you post them a minute apart if you were trying to be convincing you dumb fuck
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How do I beat this AI bullshit?

Do I need Lighting Strike on every lord?
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>>172829404
>Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)11:32:38 No.172829395 ▶
>>>172829327
>Now, that I could buy.
>>>
> Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)11:32:54 No.172829404 ▶
>>>172827636
>>>172827697 (You)
>Why did you post them a minute apar

aw shit check it out
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>>172829419
>Do I need Lighting Strike on every lord?
Yes you do. It should always be the first thing you beeline.
But you can beat these gits even without it, they are shitty marauders for Sigmar's sake.
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>>172829327
>Skarbrand
>Kairos
>Ku'gath
>N'kari
>>
>>172829419
If you're talking about the marauder horsemen, just spam crossbows/pistoleers
>>
>>172828519
Well, she's the high priestess of the Cult of Slaanesh so I'm guessing like half of Naggaroth.
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>>172829165
chaos daemons is a single faction though, you can have mixed god armies or mono god armies, there's no reason for them to make 4 different factions
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>mfw Adult Swim april fool's

Well, at least I still have TWWH.
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>>172829894
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>>172830047
By Allah, no amount of Memri TV reaction images can express my anger this moment.
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>>172829791
>chaos daemons is a single faction though, you can have mixed god armies or mono god armies, there's no reason for them to make 4 different factions

[sarcasm]Right. Just like the Empire.[/sarcasm]
Srsly?
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>>172830301
are you just pretending to be retarded?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armies_of_Warhammer#Warhammer_Fantasy
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>>172798040
You mean Australians
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>>172830347
And now I know you can't even read.
Thanks.
Enjoy your shitposting.
Bye.
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>>172801303

>This much effort spent on shit that you would never, ever notice unless you stopped paying attention to the battle you were playing and zoomed all the way in

Such a massive waste of resources holy shit
>>
>>172830301
>[sarcasm][/sarcasm]

Holy shit please kill yourself.
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>>172830437
maybe if you didn't write like a redditard cocksucker it would be easier to get your "'jokes"
>>
>>172801303
>waah waah why are they wasting resources on shitty synced animations
>remove them
>waah waah why aren't they wasting resources on shitty synced animations

There's no satisfying you people, is there.
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>>172830443

>>unless you stopped paying attention to the battle you were playing and zoomed all the way in

LITERALLY 90% of the screenshots posted here and on the steam community page ARE zoomed all the way in
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>>172797019
How can you manage to play games while drunk
>>
>>172830538

Synced animations were a mistake to begin with.
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>>172829545
Nigger what the fuck are you doing
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>>172813048
Because you aren't born samurai
you become samurai
in YOUR SOUL bro
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>>172830692
>zombies can be real

Sounds legit
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>>172830548
>food wars
>>
I'm playing Medieval 2 and at turn ~110 and only having 23 regions as England. Jerusalem is nowhere near my scope yet and I have ~130 turns left.

How do I stop being this fucking slow? I'm a total casul at total war.
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>single province Marienburg
wew lad
>>
>>172830983
>playing Radious
>>
>>172830205
>>172829894

What was it?
>>
>>172831135
New episode of Rick and Morty instead of Samurai Jack.
>>
>Final Total War Expansion is
>Total War: End Times
>Next fantasy TW game is
>Total War: Age of Sigmar

How do you react?
>>
>>172831409
I'd actually be fine with that. Age of Sigmar would be kinda difficult since we still don't know like half of the armies.
>>
>>172831135
They replaced the entire schedule of the evening with the same Rick and Morty episode playing in a loop. Meaning no new Samurai Jack episode.

They effectively rickrolled us.
>>
>>172831409
Medium indifference, slightly spiced with "wow that's fucking stupid"
>>
>>172831409
It's actually true btw
>>
>>172831409

>>Total War: End Times

Honestly I wouldn't hate it as long as they changed shit around a bit and didn't directly adapt the story of The End Times, which is dumb and stupid and I hate it.

But if it's just "The End Times" as in "Daemon invasion and also Nagash is back" then I'd be fine with it.
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>>172831451

>They effectively rickrolled us.

hhhhhhehehehehehhehe
>>
>>172831451
>They effectively rickrolled us.
You deserve a (you)
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>>172831409
I wonder if White Dwarf was a test to see if GWS could cross the vidya and tabletop

Because an Age of Sigmar game after this is over makes a lot of sense. And GWS might want to do some major crossover between TW and tabletop to help sales.
>>
>>172829419
acquire some handgunners and free company and light cavalry and your job will be vastly easier.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtE9_Hsm8Yo

Pretty good primer for what's going on in the new trailer, if you're not knowledgeable about WH lore.

>inb4 IGN

Yeah, but it's still a pretty decent video.
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>>172831838
I am not using handgunners at all because I thought they cause friendly fire, I am using Crossbowmen because they fire in an arc
Am I dumb?

I also haven't recruited any Pistoliers because when I tried them they were very shitty, are Outriders any better?
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>>172831409
More total war
more warhammer
Im cool with it
but how do you make outer space total war work?
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>>172831921
let's just not
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>>172831921

>but how do you make outer space total war work?

You don't

Incidentally this is also why people calling for 40k: Total War are idiots
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>>172831921
It takes place on planes

Planes of utter fuckery, like the fact Skaven are now infinite, and can spawn literally anywhere at any time
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>>172831409
How would they even do the map? Isn't Age of Sigmar split into half a dozen different dimensions that are all supposed to be endless and connected only by a few portals?
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>>172831973
bro dude what if listen here my man dude what if WW1 TOTAL WAR WHAT IF WE JUST WW2 HITLER AS A LEGENDARY LORD MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>172831409
I'd like to see an AoS total war, not even memeing. I can see some fun as fuck battles coming out of it.
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>>172831906
>Am I dumb?
Yes. Handgunners don't cause friendly fire, but they can't fire over the heads of your infantry. They are amazing at dealing with anything armoured, especially chariots (if you can tie them down first that is) while crossbowmen are better for non-armoured targets.
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>>172832025
I have absolutely no fucking idea

But it sounds interesting
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>>172831737
Not really, GW weould have to agree to new licensing terms and frankly they don't want a video game of one of their best selling franchises. Also AoS would just be an incredibly dull warhammer total war with smaller units and an untenable campaign map. They might do an End Times unit pack or maybe little story narrative though.
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>>172832025
The recent Stormcast army book seems to suggest each realm is around the size of a planet, or atleast the properly mapped area anyway.
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>>172831737
>dat pic
?WHFB: Space marines
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>>172832223
>opinions
And bad ones at that
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>>172832326
With tits!
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>>172832340
>AoS fan being delusional

if you are lucky AoS might make a mobile game
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>>172797451
nice auto resolve.
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>>172830538
While having those gone from R&F troops is a great improvement, hero combat looks like utter shit right now
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>>172832483
I dont even like AoS, you're just a moron
>GWS dont want to make more money
Yes anon, you are a straight A moron.
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>>172813048
tom cruise wasnt the last samurai
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>Go to WH2 announcement video
>Hisfag butthurt
>Go to TW twitter
>Hisfag butthurt
>Go to Steam community page
>Hisfag butthurt
>Go to TW facebook
>Hisfag butthurt

It's gonna be amazing when they announce the third WH game in a year or two.
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>>172799132
Hello there.
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So for once a Greenskin campaign is going good.

Managed to get a WAAAGH of nothing but Big 'Uns and goob archers and sent it down the back end of Karak Azul to net some settlements.

Red fang is getting battered, Karak Eight Peaks has an army getting squished other in Border Princes so I'm hopinh to nick that place

The stunties mind have the Barak Va area locked down, having murdered the Spearz so I fear I need to keep Grimgor to knoc out any incursions up there.

But most importantly, the Bloody Hands are winning the Savagebowl against Top Knotz, and look in good position.

Do I confed them? Because I think I remember that Wurrzag's upkeep reduction is reversed if you play him as Greenskins?
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>>172832582
Particularly since the next history game wont be out before W3
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>>172832519
Yeah a shit game is certain to bring in profits equal to every new customer buying multiple boxes that all cost the price of a game. Fucking retard.
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>>172832620
Yeah, savage orcs in his army are 40% more expensive if you confederate him. He's still a great caster lord though, his bonewood staff global buff is especially great - it gives +16 melee attack to your entire army every time you cast anything.
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>>172832814
>savage orcs in his army are 40% more expensive if you confederate him.

They still haven't fixed that?
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>>172832610
What's the hardest cheevo?
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>>172832932
Is that a bug? It even has an interface thingy notifying you about it, I think that's how CA intended it to work, for whatever stupid reason.
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>>172831409
Age of Sigmar seems 2serious
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>>172810312
We all love Japanese boxes anon
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>>172833050
I AM A KNIGHT OF BRETONNIA - NO
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>>172832936
Beastmen 6000 raiding income.
You need anout 4-6 full armies even then they just might get 1k-1,5k per army in the RICH provinces. Oh you though that was hard? Chaos will destroy everything that you try raid. It took me 8 runs to get that and it was beyond maddening achievement.
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>>172832223
>frankly they don't want a video game of one of their best selling franchises.

Even if this is GW, it's still 2017 GW that had a recent CEO shuffle. AoS videogames aren't out of the question.

That said, it is questionable how they would be implemented. Companies like making videogames using IPs for brand appeal (literally FREE marketing) or because they were paid a lot of money. So far there's never been a case of GW paying a company a lot money to push their IP, so the most likely case requires a company who would be willing to fork over money for IP rights and royalties.

With this in mind I don't see any major game development studios making an AoS game anytime soon. Even WFB was a hard sell for a lot of vidya despite 15-20 years of lore at the time, and wasn't even CA's first choice for a fantasy Total War setting. Meanwhile, outside of beer and pretzel LGSs AoS is an enigma to most people. We'll probably see a few games, but they'll most likely be mobile trash or very forgettable and/or buggy messes by 2nd and 3rd-rate videogame companies.
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>>172811638
back to plebbit with you.

>>172833070
by Sigmar. YES
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>>172833163
I would find it very funny if an AOS game was made. /v/ would be shitting itself over muh WOW CLONEZ
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>>172802297
>>172796217
>>172802591

Can you guy post link? I can't find anything with iSatan, imagesearch or not.
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>>172831906
Pistoliers are great, just use them better, they are better at melee and are very fast and good at flanking, outriders are more like mounted handgunners

>Am i dumb

yes. just give handgunners a few more shots and you will realize how godly those dudes are. I once sniped Thorgrim off his fucking scooter before the battle even started by telling all my handgunners to focus him down.

Also, the thing with handgunners is, once the fighting starts, you're supposed to try to flank with them and shoot the back of enemies, which is a free win when executed properly.
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Warhammer models in SFM when, i need them for non-lewdstuff

>>172816132
I liked warhammer 40k before, for not being bland copy of Star Trek/Star Wars, but I thought that original Warhammer is just borning fantasy nr. 3235

But after Total War i started to like it. It made me even buy Vermintide and i think about getting Man O War and Mordheim. Especially Empire is cool for being renaissance themed with landsknechts and not having an army full of boring full plate knights. Humans in general are actually fun and interesting here, while in most fantasy settings they are the most borning part of the lore. And other races are pretty fun too like Lizardmen, bondage Elves, Dorfs with their grudges, those more obscure like Ogres and especially great Skaven. The only race which seems borning are High Elves.

I'm still equally hyped for both Warhammer 2 and Pike and Shot/Genghis Khan/Victoria
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>>172797019

>make the sound really really loud and start crying when my men start charging through arrow fire

This guy is a true patrician

>wake up to find out I vomited all over my bed when I was asleep

And a leader of men
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I call you out you colossal faggot Ragnar Lodbrock.
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>>172833339
c'mon man just google isatan paheal
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>>172831838
>dat army comp
We are very different people anon
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>>172833163
AoS is selling fine but I think GW are painfully aware that its the plastic kits, ease of play and absence of anything else that's selling boxes, not the lore. Maybe if they have a major update, currently you couldn't even have a total war of AoS since there's no 'map' so to speak. You have totally random reasons for every battle like walking through a portal or dropping out the sky unlike whfb which had countries and history. Maybe could be a turn based tile strategy game but thats about it.
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Post salt
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>>172832636
I'd guess the new history game will come between W2 and W3, if only to fill the gap from when W2's DLC runs out
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>>172833524
I think an AOS vidya would make a laughing stock of the IP.
I mean more than usual.
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>>172833539
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>>172833639
histfag autism makes me so wet and I do not know why
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>>172833503
Thanks, dude!
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>>172833639
>comparing Warhammer "lore" to Toklien

why
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>>172833709
Yeah, seems kind of insulting to Warhammer, don't it.
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>>172833709
you mean warhammer """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""lore"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

it's called fluff for a reason, being just filler for the TT game
it's good in that it's unassuming though
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Post yfw Warhammer 3 is announced next year before the historical title.
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>>172833928
on point my man
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>>172833539
http://steamcommunity.com/app/594570/discussions/0/135512931356870326/
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Never knew that happened before.

Post chaos politics is weird shit. The world is literally just:

-Wood Elves
-Tilea (Who once had an Estanian/Tilean/Border Kingdoms empire)
-Shitty blue dorfs
-My dorf friends (mountains nearby reikland)
-Bretonnia
-Varg
-Skaelings
-Vampire Cunts in Sylvania.

VC fighting shitty dorfs
Wood elves and Tilea fighting shitty dorfs and Bretonnia
Norscans doing stupid raiding that I just auto calc now because it's so easy but tedious.
Great dwarf friends have remained true to me the entire campaign, and did more to help against Chaos and norscans than shitty grudgebearer dwarfs.

I was going to annex the VC and end the campaign but then Tilea and the dwarfs went to war with eachother. I was allied with both and refused to take a side. They gradually soured relations with me, first military access/alliance then trade then non-aggression pact. Dwarfs declared war on me. It turns out KFC holds more of a grudge than the dwarves.

Won't wipe out Bretonnians because they helepd me a lot against Chaos, and when it was a choice of me or the shit dorfs (allied to both) they chose the shit dorfs but literally before the change-of-turn was finished begged me to make peace and offered up some shekels.
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>>172833278
>/v/ would be shitting itself over muh WOW CLONEZ

They wouldn't be alone, AoS aesthetics can get pretty Warcraft at times.

>>172833524
>not the lore

Lack of lore is simultaneously a problem and not a problem. If the game company is allowed to make shit up, you can make something from nothing - ex. the entire Blood Ravens chapter. The question there is whether GW would allow them.

The bigger issue is a lack of brand recognition. Again, the reason to pick up an IP instead of making up your own is the free marketing. All the prior marketing a company has done to push their comic, novel, game, book, whatever automatically helps push your product.

Does AoS have marketing? Of course, but it's all very miniscule compared to WHFB due to age alone which was already pathetic compared to 40k.

That said, if there's potential then even a new IP can flourish but that requires 2 conditions. First, the company picking it up has to make a genuinely good game. Secondly, people have to receptive to the IP. That happened well enough with DoW, but I really doubt it could for AoS. There's probably no AAA studio out there willing to take a risk with AoS yet, and even if there was I doubt think the general videogame audience would care enough. The other poster may have meant it condescendingly, but it's true: AoS's more modern look can work for tabletop games but it just looks goofy compared to what's out there in the videogame market. At least in the west, anyways. There's always potential that it finds a niche following in the asian market where the authentic western WoW look is unique and appealing.
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>>172833957
I enjoy both.
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>Call of Warhammer page has new images
>hype myself at the speed of light
>it's all april fools shit with Sigmarines and Cathay/Nippon factions being added
Ok good effort for the joke, BUT WHERE IS 1.5 REEEEEEEE
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do people complain about TW WH because the game isn't as good as previous titles or just because it's fantasy?
I'm a tw player since M1 and i'm thinking of picking up the game on Kinguin or g2a
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>>172834162
most of the complain are really because its just fantasy
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>>172834093
I mean there are many reasons to hate AOS but it'll be quite funny to see people saying it copied WOW as opposed to the usual "Blizzard were gonna make a warhammer game, then we got warcraft instead. Also they were gonna do 40K and we got starcraft."

It's like we've come full circle.
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>>172834203
but is it as good as attila/s2 or at least as a patched r2?
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>>172833684
It gets you hard you mean. Only women get wet.
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>>172834231
Don't forget how Heroes of the Storm was LITERALLY going to be a LotR skirmish action RPG before GW backed out at the last second!
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>>172834162
The only reason I played it was because of the setting to be completely honest
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>>172834231
my main reason to hate it is really the asthetic , every art i see of it , i find it too "WOW EPIC" "BLUE VS RED !"

and that make it super generic for me
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>>172834080

Also the experience definitely makes me agree entirely with CA's apparent new design strategy of pursuing more of a narrative and not just 'total conquest' for campaigns. After I dealt with Chaos I swore advisor became birdbrain in a separate event to Archaon, like it was regular Chaos waves, then Archaon, then birdbrain, but that didn't happen - I did get birdbrain as a general with Archaon though it's rapidly slipped into that old total war campaign fatigue of just auto-calc and paint the map. I'm sure they will continue to offer a "total victory" kind of condition where you do have to conquer almost all of the map but it's nice to see the more narrative approach with warhammer old world and new world.

>>172834162

There are some total war center people who are legit autistic or just foreigners whose sense of english is terrible...and perhaps are autistic too. I've been on TWC since 2006 and seen it firsthand.

>>172834231

Is that whole warcraft was supposed to be warhammer (or starcraft supposed to be 40k) legit or just a myth?
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>>172834378
Yes.
http://kotaku.com/5929157/the-making-of-warcraft-part-1
>Allen Adham hoped to obtain a license to the Warhammer universe to try to increase sales by brand recognition. Warhammer was a huge inspiration for the art-style of Warcraft, but a combination of factors, including a lack of traction on business terms and a fervent desire on the part of virtually everyone else on the development team (myself included) to control our own universe nixed any potential for a deal. We had already had terrible experiences working with DC Comics on "Death and Return of Superman" and "Justice League Task Force", and wanted no similar issues for our new game.
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>>172834312
before I get showered in reeeeeeeeeeeeeee and tittsorgtfo I might actually be one of those anon.

>>172834351
Fucking this.

>>172834378
>40,000 StarCrafts

At this point it's been memed and referenced so many times I don't actually know any more. I think it's true though. We do know that Blizzard loves ripping off GW IP.
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>>172831409
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>>172834231
You say this but there are people who say WFB and 40K stole from Warcraft/Starcraft already.

A AoS game would be a boiling point for this though which would be fucking hilarious.
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>>172834530
Wrong pic, nevermind then.
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>>172831409
I would hate it and not buy it. Having the End Times be the focus of the 3rd game would be bad enough but seeing AoS shit in a game would just make me sad.

Plus the shitposting wars that would start would destroy whats left of these threads.
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I'm saving a Clan Angrund campaign for when the expansion launches.

The knife ear removal will be glorious.
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>>172834203
>>172834347
>>172834378
I don't think i wrote down well my question
Is the game as good as Attila? Because from what i gathered it has been watered down like no tomorrow
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>>172834496

I think at a minimum they were big fans of Warhammer fantasy and 40k at Blizzard and it influenced their design process. Because the Firaxis Xcom team is on record playing gorkamunda or some various warhammer tabletop I'm fairly convinced the bigger bad that spooked the Ethereals is basically psi-chaos. Maybe more psi-mind worms like in Apocalypse but I am almost certain if we get an Xcom3 it'll be terror from the warp, not terror from the deep

I know with the Tyrands and Zerg it switches and it's more GW lifting from Blizzard. But for Warcraft I can definitely buy the story. Pre Warcraft 3 noble savages and the Orcs are just slightly more serious and respectable than Orks but still swooboo yotag dabu and Zug Zug.
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>>172834312
Dicks get wet.
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>>172834798
>tyranids released 1993
>zerg in 1998

GW didn't lift shit from blizzard, sure the tyranids got new additions like flying units and giant worms more recently but thats hardly copying zerg, such things have existed in sci-fi for decades. Same with zerg infection, genestealers outdate that by years.
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>>172833446
Pistoliers are made of wet tissue paper

All getting them into melee ever did for me was the complete loss of the entire unit

And their ranged damage is pitiful, too

Is there some magical key to makign them worthvile I'm missing?
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>>172835073
This is a 2nd edition tyranid.

This is what pre-Starcraft tyranids looked like.
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>>172834496
>woman
>plays total war
>hates on autistic REEEE fags
Once in a lifetime experience
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>>172834502
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>>172795910
How bad does Total War Warhammer look on medium? I get the impression that this game only looks good on high and above.
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>>172835073
He's probably referring to the stylistic change where they went from looking like >>172834798 to their more insectoid look. A modern ravener resembles a hydralisk waaaay more than the 80s ant-thing it looked like initially.
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>>172835123
...so? GW adapted some of the aesthetic of the zerg. Doesn't mean the zerg weren't inspired by the Tyranids.
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>>172834798
>>172834798
>Firaxis makes Gorkamunda the game.

This would be the greatest thing ever.

I also really like the idea that 40K and XCOM are different points of the same timeline.

>>172835073
Zerg/Nids, Terrans/Marines. Protoss/err Eldar?

The first two though are pretty blatant.

>>172835078
They're really good for baiting shit and annoying people. Think of them as doggoes that shoot.

>>172835137
My thanks, though do most women not hate reeee? Or am I alone?

I also think lizard men are a lot more exciting than rats or elves, I just want to tickle a slann's fat belly, they're so cute.
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>>172795910
I have a meta question for /twg/

Do you honestly ever bother with quests?
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>>172835227
I'd say the Tyranids are more adapted from things such as Alien and Starship Troopers.
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on a 5 or more i attempt to play Rome II again
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>>172835278
>Do you honestly ever bother with quests?
nope, instant quest items and generally ignoring stuff like 'build an army' or 'defeat X in battle'
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>>172835278

I usually do, adds another layer of difficulty to my campaigns, especially those bullshit ones.
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Ulric worshipers please report to your nearest temple for... processing.
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>>172835264
You'll be hard pressed to find a woman playing total war - period, let alone one that engages in board memes. Anyways yes Lizardmen are the most exciting for me as well, my dad used to paint them when I grew up and my girlfriend has a lizardmen and a dark elf army. So we'll be playing pepe co-op when the game comes out.
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>>172835278

Yes, I rather like the battles and speeches.
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>>172835278
Personally yes. It doesn't mean that I don't get mildly fucked off with them.

The Empire quests get you some really nice items but volkmar's are a pain in the arse.

>Send an agent some fucking place
>Have 3 agents
>Deploy another type of agent in space
>Go to war with fucking Kislev

Or of course Franz
>Make a treaty with Nordland
>Nordland: "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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>>172835354

Well evaded, my bro - now go play a decent Total War.
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>>172835123
Yes and literally all of that aesthetic survived into modern tyranids. Just stop anon.
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So, when are we gonna find out the 4th race?
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>>172834798
To be honest early Nids where more a miss-mash of movie monsters. See the old hormagaunt and alien, or the old Warriors and pumpkinhead. Latter editions of Nids might have have taken some ques from Star craft but other all they just went for that reptile/insect mix to unify the designs. Also because it's a schlocky way to make spoopy aliens.

The psi-powers leading into contact with a fleshy warp dimension that brings forward the Apocalypse aliens would be pretty rad to be honest.
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>>172835497
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I don't know, anon.
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>>172835423

What exactly does "processing" entail?
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>>172834730
Attila is my favorite Total War and I didn't like Warhammer too much, the battles are the complete opposite in that the enemy has one single hero unit with 10 million hp that you just sort of watch your skeletons melt around
Having a six guy unit of big guys that don't die just wasn't very fun for me, neither using nor fighting them

Campaign map is basically irrelevant, there isn't much going on there, it's just very focused on the battles and I didn't enjoy them much
The magic system is a bit silly and I thought they failed to make the spells seem as impact- and powerful as they wanted to,
What they did with the sieges is weird (haven't fought a defensive one yet god knows why)

The setting is fun though, I'm going to play it again when lizards are out. And the game is not a broken turd or anything, it's polished
And I haven't even played Brets yet. They might be good too

I think if you like the setting you can have a fun time, if you hate fantasy the game probably won't offset that

>>172835278
When it's not a hassle
Deploy a guy here yes, make a military alliance with the people you have -50 relations with and who's allies you are currently wiping out, i don't think so

>>172835123
Didn't super early Nids have straight up pistols and shit as well? As in pistols they hold in their hand not the body gun thingies the modern ones have
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>>172835497
Either in a few months time or in a few months before release if it's like what happened with the Vampires and game 1.
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>>172807918
This, Nobunaga was scum
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>>172823894
Same here
>that one lvl23 greenskin lord I got since the very beginning of my campaign who died keeping 3 chaos stacks from going through the black pass and bought time for Grimgor to rush back
The shameful thing is, he was there to keep the last border prince settlement alive so I can sack it for cash. No amount of teefs will be enough to honor him and his brave Boyz.
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>>172835610
Yup.
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>>172835441
>>172835441
>you're a unicorn harry
I just like having lots and lots of little dudes to order around.

>>172835462
I think it went
Nids -> lots of ideas pinched for zerg -> lots of ideas pinched from zerg for later editions of nids.

>>172835610
>Nid guns
I thought they'd always been biological? I'm half remembering that Ian Watson book about Imperial Fists here.
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>>172835278
I try, the items are good and the battles are fun. But the lead up to them can be so drawn out or long that it becomes a chore or is a waste of time. (See things like having to confederate with northland to get the runefag, which is invalidated because by that time you'll have Franz's Warhammer which is better in every way.)

To be honest I'd love it if they put more quest battles in that where either neutral or had different rewards and weren't tied to a set lord or character.
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>>172835749
Thank you, that's what I was talking about

>>172835808
I don't know if they are biological or not, I'm not well versed in the lore at all and only vaguely remember what I've seen and been told
To me Nids using guns and swords that grow out of their hands was the big difference between them and Zerg

In my mind it's kind of like the difference between book Spaceship Trooper bugs and movie Spaceship Trooper bugs
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>>172835513
What are you even talking about? Tyranids have always had multiple limbs with jointed carapaces, mixed with bulbous heads and maws sometimes with chelicerae or tentacles. There's obviously some 80s sci-fi influence but the zerg have got nothing to do with it.
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>>172835581
>find source
>it's a girl
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I really like the Wood Elves aesthetic, i think CA have nailed it so far with the designs, they look great
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>>172835849
>>172835849
I second this. I'd love to have more story stuff in the game.

>>172835912
Even those early nids, hell if I remember rightly even, even the Zoat (christ I'm an oldfag) had guns made of bugs.
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>>172835925

Bit disappointing its a girl, what's the sauce anyway my heterosexual friend?
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>>172835808
>>172835264
>>172834496
>Woman
>Playing Total War
>Posting on 4chan
>Posting on /twg/
Show proof faggot
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>>172835925
it's a girl? what's that penis then?
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>>172836039
It's a strap-on.
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>>172801178
>>no Death Magic
u wot
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>>172835939
I too am proud of CA whipping up their own fantasy universe this quick

It's a bit generic - but hey, the designs are good. They look like little figurines of sorts
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ME BEASTLORD

YOU UNGOR
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>>172835991
strap-on-girl dot tumblrino dot fuck you
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>>172836005
>titsorgtfo
back to anon I go. It's what I like about this place.

>>172836071
The art team really didn't have much to do other than copy and paste, but they did a pretty decent job.
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>>172836071
I really how people shit on Warhammer, all the units and races look amazing, each with completely unique designs and playstyles.
I actually hoped there would be more Warhammer games.
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>When you plan your invasion to pull a blitzkrieg and take the whole 4-settlement province as well as destroy a whole faction in a single turn
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>>172836179
What's going to be really sad is about a year after WH3 we're going to sort of look around and go
>Now what?
and then we'll realise that Warhams are over for good.
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>>172804570
>>172805281
>>172805594
Monogatari is garbage.
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>>172836262
CA can probably string out a lot of terminal DLC possibly End Times, map packs and lords. It's a vast setting and lends itself to a lot of shilling.

>tfw put tww on ssd
>20gb left
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>>172836107
>Beastmen will never be a not-chaos faction
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is /twg/ still playing shogun 2
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>>172835452

>Fight 5 battles with orcs as KFC
>You get the quest when the orcs are all wiped out in the north barring a quick random spawn, and the only place you can find them is in the ass-fuck far south.

Has anyone gotten Ghal Maraz? Any time I play empire I just never get it until greenskins are wiped out because I don't have the luxury of sending Karl on a fucking 8 turn trip down south, chase what scraps the Dwarfs left, then 8 turns to come back north. But I always have the dwarfs win overwhelmingly in my games, some people apparently have the Orcs do so instead.

>>172835073

Like >>172835123 said. I should clarify that I meant the Tyranid's aesthetic is a clear cut inspiration from the Zerg, not the basics of the race but the appearance is.

>>172835078
Pistoliers might be able to outrun wardogs or chariots. I dunno, but I never bother with them. I have had better performance with outriders but they are also wet tissue paper.

>>172835264

The connection of Protoss and Eldar is pretty tenuous but I rather like the more creative design of the protoss. I'm not sure if I'd say Xcom is the same world as 40k, but I found the descriptions of the Ethereals at the final Xcom2 mission to be really invocative of the idea of chaos.
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>>172836434
Of course, we're currently in the realm divide phase between histfags and fantasyfags.
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>>172836425
and the thing is anon, I'll gladly eat it all up. Even and including Tilean mercenaries and anything else they want to throw in.
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>>172835278
Love the battles, hate the silly requirements. Instant Quest Battles is godsend, just gives you the opportunity to fight the battle right away without the silly "Deploy An Agent In Norsca!" type CRAP pre-requisite
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>>172836428

Have they ever been a not chaos faction anyway?
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>>172836530
>>172836434

And those among us who like both, are keeping their mouths shut - 'cause they know what's good for them.
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>>172822068
If Argayon has a cock hole drilled it'll be Be'lakor-sized and exposing his anus.
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>>172798574
I see you like Aztec warriors
Why not upgrade to Aztec lizardmen WHO FUCKING RIDE DINOSAURS
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>>172824852
>producing material value is the best use of time
Get outta here you massive chink.
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>>172836525
I try and keep either crooked moon or those pricks near Marienburg alive for this express reason.

>>172836631
this mod does help enormously.

>>172836682
I just love lizardmemes so fucking much.
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Which historical total war should I get?
Attila, Rome 2 or Shogun 2?
Want to take a break from TWW after 200 hour played in the past month and a half
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>>172836774
>historical
wrong thread friendo :^)
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>>172836774

Shogun 2 is a bit simpler & has good endgame.
Atilla has more diverse stuff & more stuff in general.

So - your pick.
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>>172836774
Shogun 2 is the easiest and most beginner friendly, I think it fills the same niche as Warhammer
Rome 2 if you really like Rome

Attila if you want my personal favorite Total War
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>Emperor Karl Franz has "Likes Vampire Counts" trait
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>>172836774
In FoTS you can shoot gay samurai fags with guns
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>>172836897
How do you think he lived for 200 turns

That's like 100 years probably
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>>172836897
COLD UNDEAD PUSSY
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>Elven archers supposedly shoot better in forests
>They just end up hitting trees 90% of the time
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>>172836897
I beleive he smacked lahmian vampire ass in books.
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>>172836674
No. Well, at first they weren't their own faction, just units part of the Chaos faction, which had all Beastmen, Chaos Warriors, and Daemons. They were split into three later on.
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>>172836946
Do we know how long a turn is in Warhams?

I've always wondered.

Also do we think the game would benefit from having seasons again?
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>>172836897
Franz cucked Mannfred a few times
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>>172836997
believe*
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>>172835513

Yeah I can see Xenomorphs in the early Tyranids. If you look past the campy as fuck 80s and early 90s GW aesthetic, but hey they make space marines look campy so they can make xenomorphs look campy.

>>172835264

From the SoundSpeechTacticalEthereal file: https://pastebin.com/P41sb8ck

Particularly relevant lines are:

>"Our power does not waver. You will find our forces here loyal. They require no coercion, for they know failure here means the end for all. "

>You view us as the conquerors of your world, but that was never our intent. Each species you've encountered, the aliens you have fought and slaughtered. None were given a choice. Our home was the oldest of worlds, and the first to be consumed. Billions were lost, if only that were the end."

>"Your form is but a shadow of our truth. We seek to defy that which would consume us all. Your efforts deny the sacrifice of those who came before. You leave us no choice."
>"We know the death of worlds. We have watched countless species perish. You have not seen the true enemy. We spared you the truth. We did not think you could fathom... "

The one problem with this theory is they did experiments and conquest of races with little psi potential, which wouldn't make sense if it's a case of "Have psionics, warp takes notice and rapes your planet." So it could just be eldritch horrors from the 'warp' that don't care if you are psionic or not. It might also just be fleshy alien horror though going with that is a bit stepping on the toes of Phoenix Point and Gollop. Also this is more /xcg/ than /twg/ but oh well.
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>>172836897

>play dorfs as Thorgrim
>play the introductory battle and take a couple ork settlements
>get the "Hates Orcs" trait

Yay.

I was a bit afraid it would fuck me over and give me the "Likes Orcs" trait.
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>>172837050

I always assumed 1 turn = 1 month = 1/12th of a year.
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Might start a campaign as Mel Gibson.
Any tips? Where should I expand first?
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>>172836897

>Karl franz has "Likes Chaos" trait.

For how much blood he's shed he could well take to Khorne.
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For some reason I kinda want chink setting total war game now

Be it three kingdoms or fight with Mongol
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>>172837181

god damn you can even see how smug that fucker is when he's hiding behind his shield.
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>>172837181
Do nothing for 50 turns, like the AI do! ;-D
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>>172837181
Be a tree instead, you'll have way more fun.


Generally I make a point of eating the crooked moon first.
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>>172836997
Will there be someone able to steal Vampires' spot as best girls in TWW 2?
Sure as hell monkey face witches aren't even a contender
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>>172836897

Soon your Mazdamundi will have the "Likes Skaven" trait unless CA pulls their shit together with this stupid system
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>>172837270
give me female skaven
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>>172837243
Fight the eternal Mongol - yes please

Romance of the three Dynasty Warriors - no thank you i don't think this will turn out well
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Stop playing fantasy
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>>172837314
Stupid system? It's YOUR fault. Don't want to Like Skaven, then don't.. uh... actually I don't know what causes that trait to fire.
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>>172837357

Trust me, man, you DON'T want the female skaven.
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>>172837357
Give me female white rat ogre (without the stitches and body modifications)
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>>172836774

Attila for sacking/pillaging bliss

Shogun 2 for Samurais

FOTS for gunning down said Samurais
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>>172837465
but i want
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>>172837314
It's not as bad as it was in previous games
>attack and occupy city, end turn
>get a negative lazy trait for sitting inside a city
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>>172837485

>hasn't mentioned Rome 2 at all

muh nigga!
>>
SUMMON
>>
THE
>>
HISTORY
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>>172837270

Delfs. Your dicks are not prepared.
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>>172837501

din't yo momma teach u not to stik your dick into the crazy???
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>>172837270
Alarielle, Morathi, sorceresses, handmaidens.
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>>172837593
>>172837613
>>172837626
>>172837628

Summon the history delfs.
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>>172837593
I preferred his face from Warhammer Online. He looked like a stone cold motherfucker. Total War Karl looks somewhat dopey.
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>>172837629
but the pussi is so good b0ss
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>>172837501

Or are you one of those guys that actually want the broodmare style female Skaven?
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>>172837526

>>It's not as bad as it was in previous games

The system was literally copy pasted directly from Attila, even the lazy trait you mentioned

But at least in Attila its believable if my Roman general got the "Likes Nomads" trait since stuff like that happened historically

In Warhammer however, its beyond stupid if the fucking POPE of Sigmar a.k.a Volkmar the Grim gets the "Likes Chaos" trait
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>>172837628
God I have such a hard on for Delves. I cant even reconcile it with myself but I really do find witch elves incredibly attractive.
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>>172837696
Who are the Delfs of history? For my guess, I will say the Timurids.
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>>172837705

He looks slavic in TW
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>>172837732
m-maybe
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>>172837785
As he should
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>>172837785
>Karl is a secret Kislevite
>Boris is a secret Kislevite
Who isn't a Kislevite?
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>>172837819

He should look germanic
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>>172837861
Maybe

I could probably pull something out of my ass but honestly I was just shitposting

I like making assertive bold claims for which i have no basis whatsoever like that
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>>172834502
Needs more lightning and crying.

Stormies are very emotional in the books.
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>>172837750
Certain characters (LLs) should be exempt from those traits.

But otherwise it makes sense in the lore for generic lords to have chances at getting those traits. Archaeon was some bumfuck nobody priest until he got the "Dislikes Chaos Less Than Everything Else" trait.
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>>172836434
>>172836530
>>172836676

I still have Shogun 2 installed, what faction should I play after 200 hours of Warhammer?
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>>172837929
It's Sigmar's fault for not giving him a hug when he needed it.
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>>172837962
It's always Takeda
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>>172837649
I want Alarielle Thunder-Thighs edition.
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>>172837929
Archaon was the champion of a sect of militant Sigmarite fanatics.
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>>172836879
>>172836882
>>172837485
Welp, guess I will start with Shogun and than play Attilla skipping Rome
Got time to kill till TWW2 gets released anywayor Old friend DLC
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>>172837962

Takeda
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>tfw hyped as fuck for Dark Elves
>suddenly remember sisters of slaughter, 8th edition Executioners and all the other dark eldar bullshittery
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>>172837962
O T O M O
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>>172837769

>that chalk white skin and black hair

Absolutely AESTHETIC.
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>>172837962
Saga
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>>172834496
>before I get showered in reeeeeeeeeeeeeee and tittsorgtfo I might actually be one of those anon.

Not sure what ree is supposed to be in this context, you might just have autism.
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>>172838094

What's the matter, were they shitty or something?
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>>172838004
>>172838080
>rank 9 Takeda katana samurai charge into the back of rank 1 yari ashigaru
>they lose
>epic
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>>172838072
>Welp, guess I will start with Shogun and than play Attilla skipping Rome
That's what I did

It's a good life, I can't complain
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>>172837962

Tokugawa for top bantz
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>TWW2 won't have any new GOBBOZ voice lines
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>>172838151

I just didn't like what they did to Dark Elves in 8th edition
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>>172838190
Ieyasu was Oda's bitch though.
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>>172838072
Does anyone know what the old friend is yet?

>>172838123
It's just everything about them. The fit gymnast bodies, the long legs, that pale skin, the murder. Especially the murder.
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>>172837769
>>172837628
>>172838123
Based pure clean Helfs qt's >>>>> Dirty shiti Delfs sluts
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>>172838191
But anon, Grom.. GROM.
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>well dark elves seem pretty edgy
>oh shit they have a unit that's riding on dinosaurs, that's very cool
>let's check out the other factions
>a faction of people that do nothing but ride on dinosaurs
>they also happen to be dinosaurs themselves

What's the point of Dark Elves?
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>>172838191
I wish CA add more voice lines for race banter.
I want to hear a peasant's reaction to Lizardmen.
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>>172838327
Grom?
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>>172838094
I was really hoping for some Dark Elves similar to the ones out of Warhammer Online, but the ones in the trailer were so fucking plain and boring. I almost mistook them for High Elves the first time I watched the trailer because they are so bland.
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>>172838361
>DRAGONS MY LORD, ON TWO LEGS!! LADY HELP US!
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>>172838190
>Ieyasu backstabber, traitor dog
Even Date is better
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>>172838356

No one is going to play dark elves, they're boring as fuck

even their fucking name is boring
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>>172838324

>you will be "raped" by a culf of DElfs while your human wife is forced to watch

Why even live?

>>172838326

Get a load of this guy.

>Elf maiden with blonde hair

I didn't know it was possible to be so painfully vanilla.
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>>172835123
looks kind of like an ultralisk
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>>172838395
The biggest ardest Gobbo, hes in Ulthuan somewhere
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>>172807918
You mean the one """buddhist""" temple he burned down because the Ikko Ikki were fucking psychopaths.
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>>172838326
>You just know she's whiny, demanding and won't ever take an interest in anything but her own bullshit. She may or may not have sex with you but only once in a (literally) blue moon.

>Compare to DELF Chick.
Cares only for murder. Enjoys anal. Into bloodplay. Cucking Khaine every time you stick your cock in her, and she's into it...
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>>172838190
I hate Tokugawa tho, I might just buy FOTS to remove Tokugawa shogunate from premises.
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>>172838326
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>>172838482

I will. I play all the factions, though. Except Bretonnia.
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>>172835264
reddit rats are better

>>172835278
If you don't do the quests then you can't get your nice LL weaponry
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>>172838620
>rats are better
pleb detected.
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>>172835749
Modern nids look like that except the guns are fused to their arms, otherwise they're not really different
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>>172838356
They have hydras

And I assure you. They are good enough to justify an entire faction.
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>>172836674
Beastmen were chaos even before GW stole the idea.
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>>172838514
>>you will be "raped" by a culf of DElfs while your human wife is forced to watch
>Why even live?
Your devotion to your wife is admirable.
>>
want to beat up high elves a lot
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>>172838326
She looks like a magic meth whore.
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>Dark Elves primary goal in life is to genocide other elves

This is why they are the best elves
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>>172838774
I wanna see what they got, i have a feeling they'll be the new dwarves as far as OP goes.
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>>172838856
Lizards are going to be more OP

Everything they got is tankier than a dwarf.

EVERYTHING.
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>>172838910
What about the skinny lizards that jump funny?
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place yer bets

I WILL TURN THE WHOLE CITY TO MOLTEN METAL
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>>172838910
Yeah but ranged turtlling anon. TANKIEST ARMY.
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>>172838856
Good lucku
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>>172838910
>Everything they got is tankier than a dwarf.
They have fuck all ranged units though
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>>172839096
F A L L I N G
R O C K S
>>
Cygors are moe~
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>>172810865

>Hippogryph sees running boy
>instantly pounces on it
>meanwhile Deathwing freely flies over Altdorf all day and hasn't harmed a single citizen in all that time

Empire might have a point.
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>>172838987
Put your crossbows on their walls to deal with the pistoliers
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>>172838760
Amusing it looks like at least some of those units also influenced the Fimir, despite GW dropping the Fimir into the background early on.

But honestly it's kind of silly to say a race of half-bulls can be stolen as a concept.
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>>172839498
*sigh*
half GOATS you nincompoop!
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>>172838987

Depends on the difficulty.

If you had more mortars, I'd say you'd win.
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>>172838910
its not like it matters
the only viable units are either armored or armor piercing or both
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>>172838028


>she will never wrap her thicc thighs around your neck
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>>172839096
I dont think you understand

Dwarfs are tanky and have range

Lizards are tanky but dont have range. Do you know what that means? That means that even though they cant attack at a distance they STILL fuck everything up.

You can fire whatever you want, that liz army will get to you and shove a gold tablet so far up your ass the Slann will use you as a book cover
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>>172839592
What are Treemen doing there?
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>>172839656
She becomes Queen of Ghyran in AoS, so naturally she gets an army of trees.
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>>172839580
Armor was a mistake

It should have been armor, melee defence and evasion, with a R/P/S system of weapon damage with fast, medium and heavy hitters
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Time to start skarsnik faggotry campign on Very hard, dont know if i can do it on Legendary boys
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>>172839529
Some are bulls, much like the black guy who plows your girlfriend
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>>172839768
If I could do it you can do it too. The hardest part is the start of the game, when you have to secure the core province. The rest is just rolling the sea of gobbos onto Karak 8 peaks.
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>>172838094
You're not alone in this man.
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>>172797451
>not shown
>3 army stacks of cheese
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>>172839843
>/pol/ attempts to be funny by inserting nonsensical BBC joke
Shocker.
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>>172830538
You realise these are different people though, right?
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I want to have sex with elf
>>
new thread where?
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>>172840120

get in line bud
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>>172840120
>>172840162

>Pulling a train on an elf.

What are you, Skaven or something?
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>>172837769
I prefer Daemonettes. But only the Huan Diaz ones.
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>>172839592
That is what you get when you combine dead elf with spess mareen blood.
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>>172840362
>dem claws

I just don't get it man but more power to you
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>>172840417
Giant beetle is cool as fuck, but her design is lame. What's up with that weird headdress?
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>>172840417

>Dryads with bows.

What? Why?
>>
WHO THE FUCK IS THE OLD FRIEND
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>>172840618
they bow to nature

>>172840667
you don't have friends, but that's ok
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>>172840618
Age of make everything space marines.
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>>172797332
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>>172840618
They are souls of elves given a slightly manlier form.
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>>172840417
Wait a minute, that chick with the nice legs on the beetle is Alarielle.? I thought she was some kinda butterfly looking thing. When did she get an update?

When did dryads start using weapons?
Why does it all look like Warcraft?
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>>172810865
>dresses up as another knight to give his mount a fighting chance

That's some fucking chivalry right there.
>>
>>172840667
ME
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>>172840776
She was killed by Chaos, Sigmarines extracted a seed out of her corpse and planted it, dousing it with Sigmarine blood, hoping that she gets reborn as a warrior queen instead of a hippy. That she does.
They are not dryads, they are souls of elves in wooden forms or something.
Because that's what sells to young uns these days.
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>>172840907
>Wood elf space marines
>Orc space marines

fuggggggggggg
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>>172840907
Jesus. I didn't realise they'd shit on the setting that hard. I'm starting to get why all the neckbeards are so unhappy now.
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>>172839592
>>172840417
>GW wanted to make their own Gwynevere, but hired paki for food who sculpted gian trap with tits
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>>172840982
It's not shitting on the setting, it's creating a new one.
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>>172841259
>>172841259
>>172841259
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>>172839461
>>172839565
battle difficulty was on normal

Gelt made it kind of close, he got fucking 460 kills and this is with no mods.

I don't think I have a way to deal with their generals though, I'm not sure if it's winnable.

I might reload and try again.
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>>172841264
I am completely aware of that. I have an open mind about it. It's not like I cared for the first edition of warhammer at the start. Maybe some day Age of Sigmar will have landsknecht space marines
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>>172841370
You main problem is having no good melee characters(Warrior Priest can be good, but they need their buffs).
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>>172796873
>they are watering down the series by simplifying it to make it easier for the Warhammer newcomers to play it.
I would believe you if we went from Med 2 to Warhammer. Unfortunately we didn't.
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>>172796863
My hard drive is so slow that I auto-resolve every battle that I don't absolutely need to fight manually. Once I upgrade to an SSD I'll manually resolve far more of them.
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>>172797701
I just hope that they add more complexity to each successive Warhammer game. Also said that Warhammer won't be in the new engine :(
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>>172841843
>Once I upgrade to an SSD

You won't regret it. Upgrade of the century.
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Oh boy time for some skarsnik action, ambushin and lighting strikan after destroying the karak norn... for osme reason on higher difficulties when i deal with karak norn, instantly the clan angrund comes for my ass
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>>172840417
>wowdruid riding a wowbug with wowtrees in support

Woah...

So this is the power.. of AoS..
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>>172842073
Shit looks more like Smite to me.
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>>172799508
>while for example in Medieval 2
Rather you use Attila since those where far superior.
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Let's pretend you DIDN'T spend your Saturday night getting bullied by chaos chariots and instead you got set up on a hot blind date - with Marauder-chan!

However, upon inspecting you the first thing she says is "Do NOT displease me." Throughout the night you realize she can only communicate in generic Norscan unit responses.

How do you salvage the date??
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>>172842024
Oh how I look forward to Queek getting included, especially if those freeforall matches do come in the end.

>BELEGOR, SKARSNIK AND QUEEK FINALLY MEET ON A 1V1V1 OPEN BATTLEFIELD IN THE BADLANDS IN A RACE FOR 8.

https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4
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>>172799976
>SPACE
Heard Stellaris was shit though.
>>
>>172842652
By pleasing her.
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>>172842761
There is more than just Paracucks
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>>172842652
WHOP A NICE FLESHYBITZ SQUIG ON MY CROTCH AND GO TA TOWN
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>>172823059
Can't get pics right now but I had a warboss that I used to re-settle any razed holds called 'Colonial' Joe Krumpy. He ended up having to recruit an army in Kislev because of Norscan raiders and became a badass in his own right.
>>
New thread?
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>>172844203
NEW BREAD already is
>>172841259
>>172841259
>>172841259
>>172841259
>>172841259
>>172841259
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>>172839592
her design is hideous but damn those thighs
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>>172810316
He has the adoring affection of Asrai Oneesans though, thats important
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