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Testfire edition!

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That was fun
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>kicked out mid match
well ok then
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how many hours till the next one?
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How many squibs did you bully, /ink/? Did you squidbag any of them?

Did any of them squidbag you back?
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>>171962314
7 i think? 11pm EST? unless i'm mistaken
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>>171962325
I was the squib getting bullied

I'm rusty
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>>171962002
Post Muscular Squid Girls.
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>>171962325
Had on average a 7-2 kill to death ratio on every match.
I'd say it was pretty good considering I haven't played for a couple of months.
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Anyone still listening to the menu music? this shit is good
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I'm waiting for >>171962251 to post
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>>171962521
Any quality rippers in here? I'd love to get a download for the new songs.
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>>171962612
Cute!!!
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>>171962521
I want Splatune 2 so bad.
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>>171962113
this one?
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First time player here. The motion controls aren't actually that bad and you can get used to them very quickly.

I think it must be the face that it's only up and down and left and right are controlled with the stock.
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That was my first time playing a splatoon game and I had a lot of fun. Went 7-2 throughout the hour with only one disconnect.
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>>171962113
Here you go. I'll try to get a better one later, the others I took are too close to the poster.

>>171962521
Ika Jamaica 2 is so fucking good.
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Who else made the mistake of playing Breath of the Wild up until the Testfire started.
And then accidentally pop the map every time you wanted to jump?
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>>171962815
Actually, most old Splatoon players almost don't touch the stick, they aim left and right with gyro as well. Try doing that in the next slot.
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>>171962947
FUCK. me. It was so hard to adjust away from that muscle memory.
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>tfw this summer is going be amazing

would be cute as fuck if the first new splatfest was cats vs dogs
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>>171962947
I made the second mistake a lot.
It's gonna take a while to get used to.
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>>171962521
The Japanese switch presentation event had a live performance of it.
If only I could find the link to it again.
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>>171962815
Welcome! Yup, sticks for moving and turning your squid around, gyro for aiming. The only downside is it's hard to go back to only having sticks on other games.
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It didn't go so well for me. I had a few wins but then I lost match after match. I blame myself for overthinking about the controls, it was easier when I just mashed whatever button I came across. That, or I just got lucky with my teammates. It was my first time to play Splatoon and the motion control had really thrown me off.
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>>171962947
constantly, though I do think it's awesome that you can manipulate the map with the motion controls. I do hope they'll add back the squid size at the top so you can tell how you're team is doing, though I think I'll be able to adapt eventually once I can actually spend 80 hours on this game.
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>>171962751
>>171962828
That's it, thanks anons. Surprised they put that in there.
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>>171963167
Eh, I've had to deal with controls dissonance before.
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t-minus 6 hours, 35 minutes until Round 2.
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>>171962947
Jump with X in Splatoon.
Jump with X in Zelda.
Jump with B in Splatoon 2.

Like. I'll get over it. But damn.
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>>171962325
I squidbagged a lot. I never got squidbagged back.
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>squibs on /ink/
Are we going to live again?
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post best matches
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>Get jetpack
>See player on the other team has a jetpack
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Did anyone figure out how to dash with the dualies? I tried everything I could think of to no avail.
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>>171963695
>got jetpack to work
>got shot down a second after

I badly need to get better at this.
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>>171963672
how do you get the images? when i tried before it only gave social media options, and this time i just got an error message
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i need a webm of the female duelies victory pose
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>>171962947
I really hope there's an option to change that.
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>>171963672
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Did anyone notice that the Stingray has the same engine sound as the Hydra Splatling?
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>>171963805
Saved it onto an sd card
(if you already put it on system memory you can select the image and hit copy to move it over to one)
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Can confirm travel charge doesn't last long, but its still something serious
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Friends with Octolings!
Friends with /ink/!
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>>171963672
A lot of matches were like this, for me, actually. I was never this consistent in Splat1
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>>171964146
>never this consistent in Splat1
Maybe because of the squib density in testfire?
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were there any pieces of gear you felt strongly about, /ink/?

>gas mask is back
>it's colorful, though
I'm very ambivalent about this.
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>>171964056
I found it interesting how chargers light up like some kind of flare beacon when charged up.
An interesting choice. I don't really mind it, but it's interesting since the laser beams were already relatively visible. Even with people aiming at the floor.
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>>171964092
explain this
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>>171963943
>That K/D
>1 vs 3
That is a bitch.
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I really, really miss the match queue minigames.
In fact I really miss the Wii U gamepad in general.

I love my Switch, I also miss my Wii U. I'll defend the Wii U and the Wii U gamepad. It was good and could add a lot to a lot of games.
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>>171964317
Its alright, but its perfect when aiming and there is a roller coming at you from the corner of your eye and you need the distance.

Also I love the Manta Ray special
Got like 20+ kills with it. Its perfect for cutting off players and finding out where they are hiding at behind walls.
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>>171964579
i never even played it personally
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>>171964579
the minigames were a little TOO good
i got bad RSI from playing them so much during splatfests
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>>171964349
friendly skinship between good friends
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>>171964056
>ChubThePug
>AnimeFur
No wonder your team lost
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>>171964579
I hope they'll add the minigames back in. That being said, I also miss my WiiU, but I feel like Switch will have everything and more eventually. It's just a matter of time!
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>>171964349
>not the lewder version
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loving these new specials
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So it was good? When's the Spla2n bundle coming out? I wanna play!
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>>171965061
Seems like any non-retard would just swim away before the slam. The wind up is too long.
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So is it me or these specials are not as powerful/massive in comparison to the previous ones?
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>>171965061
>mfw I successfully trick spawn campers with new spec
Hope one gets added to the Luna Blaster.
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>>171965053
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!
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>>171965321
they seem to be more aggressive, splatoon had a nice balance between offence, defense and utility specials, spla2n seems focused on offence
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>>171965302
That webm actually looks like a textbook use where the other squid doesn't have enough ink to swim away.
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>>171965321
Tenta Missles are pure GARBAGE
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>>171965321
Maybe not, but the homing launcher at least seems to allow for more tactical use. I've used it a couple times to lure bad guys out towards me for an ambush.
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>>171965321
>dat pic

BOOBS TOO BIG
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>>171965679
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>anyone under you can get splat
nice
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>>171965679
flat is truly justice
>>171965321
that's a good thing if true
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>>171965967
don't forget that it shows where you used the special from so people can camp it just like a super jump.
I didn't realize this until two moonies were waiting for me when it ended.
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>>171965516
Well that's the thing. You can just splat with the roller normally then. There's no need to use the special. Unless you've got i-frames the whole time it's going it seems like a pointless thing.
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>>171965967
So it works like F.L.U.D.D. Hover Nozel
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Was I hallucinating or was this game at a higher resolution (1080p?) compared to Splatone?
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>>171966180
They said something about 1080p 60fps for Splat2, but I need confirmation to believe it.
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>>171962751
>>171962828
we need a higher res. someone better rip the assets
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These specials are looking like more flash than substance. Spla2n is going to be worse than the original. Mark my words.
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>>171966121
Yeah, fair point. I think you are invincible during the animation.
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>>171965520
TM are pretty annoying. Still miss the Inkstrike, though.
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Had fun, might end up buying this game. I have major anxiety issues and in most online games a simple "dude bro you're fucking garbage" sends me into a crippling 3+ day depression. Since there's no chat function in this game I won't have to deal with that.
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Post Friend Codes!
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>>171966543
kraken shitter detected
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>>171966758
You'll also learn to accept your teammates instead of blaming them, think for several people at once, multitask like crazy and overall become a more productive person.
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>>171966882
...friend codes? you're joking, right? does the Switch really have friend codes?
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>>171966758
Also a substantial part of the userbase are literal children so you can always deliberately derank yourself and stomp on some dreams.
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>>171966923
Even Inkstrike is much more versitale than any of the new specials. I also gonna miss echo, especially if H3 doesn't get point sensors.
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>>171967230
You can also add people you played with online or local, and I haven't played with everybody here
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this thing jesus crist
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So is it good?
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>>171967230
It's weird

>WiiU doesn't have friend codes
>Switch brings it back
>But it also let's you add friends you've had on WiiU and 3DS (I think, due to none of my friends not having a Switch, I can only confirm you can add mobile game friends)
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>>171967378
this is easily the worst special
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>>171967524
WiiU did have friend codes, though...
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>>171967510
I had fun. Though it was my first time playing a splat game.
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>>171966758
ugh, I can relate. whenever someone criticizes, even if it's jokingly, me I feel so so terrible. I'm hypersensitive to criticism, so I also hate voice chat. socializing in general is super risky haha
>>171967337
>>171967524
hmm... qr codes would be better. I know the Switch doesn't have a camera, but they could've pushed friend adding to their mobile app like they did with voice chat.
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>>171967528
Not that guy. But it's really not that bad at all. But basically.

>Are the enemies within the range of your normal weapon(s)?
Then it's not worth it.
>Are the enemies outside the range of your weapon?
Fuck them over, your weapon has unlimited range.
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>>171967757
No, it didn't.
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>>171967834
>criticizes, even if it's jokingly, me
whoops, I meant "criticizes me, even if it's jokingly"
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>>171967528
Disagree. It's like inkzooka but exaggerated in every way. It can murder anyone anywhere, but it leaves you vulnerable and poorly inking for very long time. I think best buff for it will be reduced duration.
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>>171967757
Why would you lie? What's the point?
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>>171967378
it has a much tighter spread than I thought. I notice that the weapon doesn't follow the camera like normal weapons do. is the direction of the stream locked?
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>>171967957
um...i-i dunno, se-ssempai...p-please don't hurt me...k-kay?
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>>171967834
>QR Codes
That might be inconvenient. So if I wanted to add my friend online, how would I send him my QR code?
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>>171967378
These specials look as if they'll be pretty fucking useless compared to the ones in the first game.
Seems as if the most they can do is wipe a couple people at a time..
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>>171968082
It just turns real slow. Lord knows the moons are going to be team wiping with it by day two though.
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>>171967230
It does, but when the real online service launches you can add via NNID again.
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>>171962002
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>>171968318
why are the squids hot
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>>171968318
i wanna fuck this kid
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>>171968318
I wish Switch wouldn't compress screenshots so god damn much. Wii U did that too, BUT it actually did it less than Switch.

What does Nintendo mean by this?
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When is the next testfire?

6 hours right?

Am an idort and cant into timezone
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>>171968513
Why do the models look like clay?
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>>171968153
yeah, you have a point. you'd have to do it face to face. I was thinking that they should've copied how services like Facebook Messenger and Snapchat have their own scannable codes. You're right, though, it really wouldn't work as well for this.
>>171968316
that's a relief.
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>>171968657
5 hours 30 minutes
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>>171968657
http://gematsu.com/2017/03/reminder-splatoon-2-global-testfire-begins-today
has links that adjust to timezone
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20170325T0300
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>>171968318
Is that a boy squid or a girl squid?
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>>171968657
5 and a half hours.
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>>171968318
is that a boy? i hope it's a boy
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Squids on all the walls
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>>171968826
>>171968759
99% sure it's boy squid
or maybe that's wishful thinking
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>>171968826
>>171968889
Are you a boy?
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>>171968960
no
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>>171968739
>4am the night after the final work day of the week

Living in Sweden, working, and being 30 years old feels bad man
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>>171968960
me on the left
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>>171968759
both
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>>171969137
Why is she grabbing her tentacles? Those aren't Joycons.
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>>171962947
I changed the controls in Zelda because B felt more natural to jump with, so I got lucky.
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>>171969373
because it's lewd
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so what was the testfire like
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>>171966649
No, I can confirm that at least for the entire wind up you can still be killed.
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>>171969618
fun
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>>171968707
More realistic lighting. It's even worse in MK8.
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>>171966121
If beakons are still in the game, it would be cool to jump to one and Slam on the way in.
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I don't want to be a Debbie Downer but Spl2n isn't looking that good. I really hope the full game brings the magic because Splatoon is one of my most favorite games ever. I want more.
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>>171969618
In comparison to Splatoon 1 it probably had just about the best square-like map designs so far. Whereas I'd argue that the square ones kind of suffered in comparison to the rectangular ones in Splatoon 1. So it looks like they may have learned something. Though now I wonder what the rectangular maps of Splatoon 2 look like.

The weapons and specials are interesting. As are the small weapon alterations to the old weapons.

Though no gamepad minimap kind of sucks. As does the lack of minigames in between games. That's a real bummer.
But the game really does look neat. I can't wait. I am excited to play more of the Testfire and can't wait to pick it up at launch.

I hope the singleplayer/story is better than the first game. Mostly I hope there is more of it.
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Is my first woomy a boy or a girl?
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>>171970006
Did you play the first game's testfire? It wasn't exactly all that great to me either, but I still ended up buying the game and getting several hundred hours worth of playtime out of it.
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>>171970006
why don't you think it's looking good? it just looks like a rehash of the first game, which is exactly what I want.
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>>171970006
so basically you think that this game is significantly worse than 1? why's that
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>>171970173
who fucking cares
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>>171970173
eyebrows
it's a woomy

i really like that we have androgynous hair options, they look good
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>>171970173
girl. look at the eyebrows.
>>171970224
rude
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>>171969637
Well hell.

I guess at least that'll feel pretty good to shut down with a charger.
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>>171964579
WiiU gamepad is good, but in this case, not necessary
They can bring back the minigame and just make it take up 75% of the screen, right side shows names, top section shows gamemode info

My words are probably doing a shit job what I'm envisioning in my head
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>tfw still no Squid Sisters for testfire

It hurts
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>Literally didn't complete a single match
>Always disconnected before the end

Looks like I'm not gonna come back for Splatoon 2. This never happened before on Wii U.
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>>171970965
I like it, Anon. I hope they have this planned. Even overlaying completely would be fine with maybe an indicator icon when the match is about to start.
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>>171972028
maybe if you didn't play in the mcdonalds bathroom
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>>171972143
>>171972143
>Obligatory retard shitting on my connection
I can play online multiplayer games on every other console I own. Shit, I can even play online with Fast RMX. Fuck, I bet you I could load up Splatoon 1 and not have any significant issues.

Works fine with everything but this filthy fucking Splatoon. I've been left with a REALLY sour taste in my mouth.
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>>171972334
Probably irrelevant, but what's your NAT type?
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>>171972028
It is a testfire to be fair. Remember they rescheduled one of the first ones because the servers shit themselves.
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>>171972334
>>171972028
I played Splatoon 2 testfire on my phone's hotspot and I didn't notice a single hiccup.
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>>171972334
>buying a shitch
Lmao that's nasty
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>>171972481
Open? That's what they say about it in every game I have that tells me. Lots of modern games detect and tell you what your NAT is.

>>171972547
I'll check in briefly with the next few testfires tmr and whatnot, but I'm not wasting more time if I get more disconnections.
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>>171972673
>Open
Go in settings and find out. Open isn't one of the options

I guarantee you this has nothing to do with it, I'm just curious
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>>171972896
Oh right it's down to Type 1 and Type 2 right?

I know I'm the desirable one. I'll check to humor you though. It's no trouble to look.
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>youve received a friedn request via splatoon 2

Wait what, how.
There was an option somewhere to add friends you encountered in random battles?
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>>171973209
add friend > search for users you've played with
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>>171973209
yes, go to add friends you played with
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https://twitter.com/ermame26/status/845395240093548544

IS THE BOY ACTUALLY SAYING SPAGHETTI???
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>>171969618
The servers didn't catch fire unlike the first game's testfire, but there were connection problems. The specials are fun, and the Splat Dualies are great.
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>>171973209
You could do this on Wii U too.
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>>171973403
>>171973367
Oh thats really nice then

>>171973553
Didnt have one
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No-switch here. How's the test-fire?
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>>171973426
no
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>>171973553
>grinding through a Splatfest with the same team for hours
>get a friend request later from some kid with the message "we did good together in splatoon"
>don't have the heart to outright deny him so I let the request expire
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>>171974034
rude
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>>171973426
You could argue that
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>>171972896
Nat Type B according to my Switch.
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>>171974034
>makes a friend over a video game
>too mentally ill to handle it
>brags to 4chan about it
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>>171974572
bragging? no, you're supposed to think i'm pathetic
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>>171973426
I thought the same thing
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>>171973931
Disconnecting errors constantly
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>>171975026
Didn't have a single one the the entire hour here.
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Did nintendo shut down everything?
Cant access the switch eshop
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>>171975379
eshop works fine for me
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>>171974534
Ok, mine's Type B too and had no problems

But like I said, I knew it wasn't going to mean anything. Don't really know why some people has connection problems and some don't. Splatoon 1 was like that too, some people just always had problems for what seems to be no good reason
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>>171975379
Nevermind is the awful wireless connection of the switch
Its fucking abysmal, if I put the thing on top of the router it works perfect but I was like 2 meters away and having constant connection issues

Maybe this is why I had so much trouble connecting during the testfire

How is this possible that the switch has worse wireless than the 3DS?
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>>171975379

I have had this problem today. Turning it off cam fix it, but it was temporary in my case. I took the switch closer to the router and it loved that so that looks like my solution.
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>>171975214
Me neither. Still hope they get the kinks ironed out for those that are disconnecting.
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>>171975379
The eshop has been on and off all day. Keep trying, I got it to work just long enough to start the download earlier
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All the weapons look shit but for the roller. That looks fun.
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>mfw no more "c'mon"
Now how would I tell my teammates that they're shit at this game?
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Who /Haven't played Splatoon in months but going back to it because bored waiting for the next testfire/ here?
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>>171978473
Is booyah going to be in every region now? Because I really don't want that obnoxious shoutout. Nice is so much better.
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Sploosh glitch

https://twitter.com/splatoonnews/status/845395609075044353
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>>171978647
I'm staying away from it tomorrow 2 as fresh as possible. Definitely gonna keep playing the original after 2 comes out as well though.
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>>171979139
well shit
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>>171978908
Naisu
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>>171979139
https://u.nya.is/qadkrn.mp4
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>>171968318
Holy crap, I didn't realize that picture was that lewd.
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>>171979158
Are you a time-traveller? Splatoon U took place literally two years ago.
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>>171969418
Same here.
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>>171968318
Isn't that the poster with the dick on it?
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>>171979303
>>171979139
Please please somebody use and confirm the Lunameme because I can't aim ;_;
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>>171979629
We can't. The sploosh only showed up because it's the first weapon listed in the files, so it's the default. When an inkling's data gets fucked, it reverts to the sploosh. The demo isn't datamined yet or anything.
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>>171975892
That's odd. Mine works great, I can go two rooms over and no issues whatsoever.
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>>171980129
Well shit
Im going to have to try and return this thing and get one that works.
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>>171979956
>tfw switch not hacked enough to a degree to where it can be datamined
Feels good knowing that no literal trannies can leak shit and ruin the game this time.
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Lord please give my zap 85 or DS, or gun with similar range and splat bombs ;_;
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>>171979956
Why is the Sploosh the first weapon listed? It wasn't even in the original game at the start!
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>>171980925
No clue, my dude. Maybe it was the first one they conceptualized? All I know is that it's the default, haha
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>>171968318
what stage is that?
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>>171975892
Wifi strength is unintuitive, the signal interferes with itself producing dead zones where you wouldn't expect them. I kinda suspect they've just built an unfortunately poor antenna configuration that didn't show up in their testing for whatever reason.
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>>171981650
I have been messing with it some more and I managed to connect while very far away from the router by going into internet settings and trying to connect manually.
Its as if the switch detects how strong of a signal it needed for that first connection and then never changes it.
Or maybe its wifi fuckery I dont understand
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>>171963672
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>>171982303
B-but Rainy-senpai, that's a 3v3!
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Since the pics are 720p does the game look significantly better than the fist?
>>
How would you feel if we could freely change main abilities, but subs were still on a slot system?
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>>171982739
Worthless, since subs were the only ones on the slot system anyways.
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>>171982303
Fucking Rainy
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>>171983246
yeah fuck that piece of shit

he is not even that good

>>171982303
KYS
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>>171982087
I'm not an expert, but there are multiple modes a connection can use (like waiting longer between each transmission to avoid echoes), and you could have forced it to fall back to a slower one that happens to be more stable at that location.
>>
kinda disapointed with splatoon 2, it's exactly the same as the first game which i got bored of.
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>>171980656
It hasn't even been hacked at all yet, just exploits. And it's very likely that before they can reach any actual progress Nintendo will drop some Stability Adjustments.
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>>171984848
What did you expect? Splatoon Prime?
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>>171984931
improvements to gameplay
>>
>eShop still isn't up

Nice fucking going guys
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>>171985216
What is there to improve outside of adding stuff (which they did)?
>>
>Still no release date

WHEN
H
E
N
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>>171985438
Netcode. The entire reason 1 was unfun was that every game you would get lagfucked by japs. Can anyone report on whether or not they fixed that? Because that ruined the original game for me. Motherfuckers that you shoot dozens of times to no effect that then warp behind you and splat. It was fucking infuriating. The few games I got without that happening were very fun, but they were a minority. How did the first hour of test fire go? I won't be able to give it a shot for another couple hours.
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>>171985915
I didn't run into any Japanese players that I could tell. A bunch of screenshots up above had Japanese names in them, so you'll have to wait for them to reply.
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>>171984854
Stability adjustments help destroy disgusting piratefags, but they won't stop leaks from coming out ;_;
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>>171985608
thought it was august
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>>171983328
>he is not even that good
You're right. Tim and Scarth were far more skilled.
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https://discord.gg/RscrpuC

next round of the testfire starts in 2 hours
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>>171985915
They've reduced the data rate required, but that'll only help you if it was just individual players you saw lagging (ie. it was because of their upload speed). If it was just general lagginess then you might have a shittily linked ISP or just a straight shitty ISP.
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>>171986463
Discord killed /ink/ last time, fuck off.
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>>171986575
It was definitely the players, and only the ones with Japanese names oddly enough. Because on the rare moments I'd get a game without any of them it'd be smooth as silk. But that happened so infrequently that I ended up selling the game. It's just not fun to lose due to netcode 70ish percent of the time.
>>
stinky inkling feet
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>>171986463
Still cant get on the eshop
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>>171987145
reset your console
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>>171987238
How
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>>171987423
hold the power button
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>>171963672
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>>171987518
Still cant get in

Really awesome infrastructure
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>>171963672
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>>171987727
must be the e-shop itself then a lot of people had the same problem
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>>171987817
>Game kept crashing on startup
>Try and redownload
>Cant get into the eShop

Wew lad
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>>171986195
>leaks
>bad
how?
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>>171988621
Were you here for japan time?

It's fun learning things as they come out
leaks are like spoilers
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you know why some of the specials are bad right???

that means more weapons can have better subs

personally, i cant wait for more weapons with WMD tier burst bombs
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>>171988845
I honestly don't care about spoilers. I want to know every single thing about this game, asap. It's fun seeing what we'll be able to do, and the different ways in which we can use it. The more we know, the more we can speculate on.

You can do whatever you want for yourself -- I understand if you want to keep things hidden -- but the info should be available to those who'd want to sneak a peek at it.

tldr; spoilers should be available, but not viewable without intention to be spoiled.
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>>171989368
you definitely weren't here for japan time

we still get all the information before the game comes out
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>>171989368
You sound like a massive faggot who hates fun.
>>
Noob here
Are you invincible while submerged in your own ink?
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>>171989565
Obviously I wasn't there. What did I miss, if anything?
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>>171989662
No.
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>>171989741
And invisible if I dont move?
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I did it guys...
I married Marie...
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>>171989662
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>>171989804
Also nope. If you're in your own ink, you can get shot, rolled over, and generally splatted.
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>>171989659
I just don't like waiting for information.
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>>171989683
The weird obtuse feeling when the video game publisher themself would release new info on an upcoming game on a daily basis

rather than someone giving us everything at once

>>171989662
Invisible if you don't move
Never invincible
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>>171963672
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>>171990002
I'd probably be more okay with gradual updates over everything coming instantly if said updates were more consistent, and not just irrelevant junk like this. Like weapon or map reveals, or tips and trivia pertaining thereto is all i want.
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>>171990294
i'd like to see you make your own wagashi, loser
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>>171987238
Reset your life.
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wtff is this game you can't aim or sprint it's shit
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>>171990531
>can't sprint
The reason I love Splatoon is the unique sprint feature. You can move faster if you go in your own ink
adds territory control aspect to the game and also some stealth if you choose to just not move
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>>171990009
>Ran
Fuck, I had hoped he'd choked on his favorite food already. Cocks.
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>>171988845
>>171989368
>>171989565
>>171989659
>>171990001
>>171989683
Not just Japan Time, even the recent Sm4sh roster was ruined once some leakfags revealed that Duck Hunt dog and Dr. Mario were back.
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>>171989187
>That new Charger Special

Irredeemable. Literal garbage. You're better off never activating it.
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>>171989659
Some people find viewing leaked information and experiencing it as different things, which is fine.
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>>171989368
I think it's the difference between optimists and pessimists. If you expect things to be good, you want to know soon, but if you expect things to be shit, a surprise is like gold.
>>
Any good songs in the beta my dudes?
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>>171992527
Inkoming
The new Ika Jamaica also.
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>>171992527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySk4g_r-qfY
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>>171990531
>all multiplayer shooters must be like call of duty or they're shit
>>
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30891646
>that Rainy faggot shooting at sameanko
Pls consider the rope.
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>>171994432
what time?
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>>171994432
Listen anon, you know at least 2/3rds of the people here already don't have NicoNico accounts and you don't even give a timestamp for the ones who do?
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>>171994432
He should have squidbagged also.
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>>171994432
>18 minute video

http://www.theonion.com/article/friend-who-sent-link-to-8-minute-youtube-video-mus-32442
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>>171994432
She deserved it for that shitty manmenmi avatar.
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goodnight callie
i love you
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Testfire in a few minutes. I'm ready.

What are you guys drinkin
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>>171994432
man im so fucking evil
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>>171995297
despair
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>>171994924
>>171995114
13:55
That's not even our shitty Rainy.
>>
I hope they do a much better job with online settings

Like add communities similar to Mario Kart 8
and don't limit objective modes to ranked
and let friends lobby up in casual
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>>171995624
All we can do is hope that paying for online will be worth it.
>>
it's live
>>
Are all the testfire sessions going to be the same? Is anything going to change between them? I just want my bucket
>>
TESTFIRE IS LIVE
>>
I'm in! Let's go!!!
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"A communication error has occurred" sigh
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>>171995997
ayyy nevermind, disregard this. Just got in.
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>>171995897
None of the features I want requires monthly payments
Most of the features I want are already in Mario Kart 8 for the WiiU
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>stuck with 2 other players in the waiting screen

hello Noctis and Bryant
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Time to bully more squibs, be sure to squidbag every kill you get.

Who's with me?
>>
>An error has occurred please try again later
Why is this happening?
>>
>>171996565
Because servers are overwhelmed by a million squidfags trying to connect like us
>>
So I downloaded a week ago, now it's not in my library but it says Purchased.
>>
Whoa, you can change the pitch of the music in the matchmaking screen by messing with the control sticks. didn't know this
>>
>>171996565
Some unnatural fag shit.
>>
Which class are you guys getting the best results with so far?

Splattershot has been my best overall.
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>>171996739
Left stick changes speed+pitch
Right stick changes muffle
ABXY add male vocals
D-pad adds female backing
ZL+ZR add melody
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>>171997223
holy SHIT
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>>171996974
Splattershot without a doubt.
>Special charged
>Jump to spawn
>Get whole team in crosshairs
Orgasmic.
>>
How do I not suck with a charger
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>>171996974
roller, but ive always been shit, so :^)
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>>171996974
liking the roller so far
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Did everyone go to bed? This thread is so much quieter now.
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>>171997384
Fuck dude cuz of that trick i just went 12 and 2
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>>171996974
I'm used to guns so I'm getting better results with splattershot/dualies. I suck even more than usual with the roller/charger this time too.
>>
This game's boring as shit

It's like overwatch without the 1% skill that is actually required in overwatch

Whichever team manages to chain kills and supers wins

Aiming is an absolute clusterfuck, with motion controls or without, there's like no sensitivity curve

Roller is OP as fuck, usually see at least 5 people using it in every match, free kills if you can even half aim
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>>171997870
Turn on motion aiming. Though you'll suck even harder at first.
I wonder if E-Liter+Slat bombs will continue to be the meta
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>Been playing half an hour winning every game
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long ass fuckin queue times tho
where is every1
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>>171998294
git gud desu
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>>171998351
Getting one minute queues in australia east coast, 90% ching chong names though
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>>171998294
>roller is OP as fuck
>>
>try to git gud with roller
>go back to splattershot
>fucking decimate
o-oh
>>
Some of these names.

I'm Nel, post names
>>
holy shit the splattershot special is fucking useless, it's so easy to avoid
>>
Octolings are ____
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>>171998780
>he doesn't have a switch to play so all he can do in his pathetic life is shitpost
LOL
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>>171998294
>roller OP
This isn't the first Splatoon.
>>
>trying to jump with X
goddammit zelda
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>>171998951
it keeps happening

don't worry though, everyone you're playing is doing it too
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>>171998951
>he didnt switch b and x in the zelda options
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>>171998780
for lewd

>>171998951
This goddamnit. I'm dying so many times because the map comes up and blocking out my screen. I need the option to remap button layouts now-like.
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A note for people using the inkjet: You can press B while flying to give yourself a brief boost in height.
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>>171998690
Domm here.

Feel like a total noob; never played the original and yet I'm regularly placing 1st or 2nd in my team.
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>tfw constantly seeing the same people
>like this David guy
does anyone even care about the testfire tho
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>>171999152
>jumping with b
What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>
What do I do if I'm using motion controls and the camera is always drifting to one side while I'm holding the right con completely still? This is making it impossible to play
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>>171999243
Honest one hour is all you need to get everything you're gonna get out of this game

Struggling to not just go back to playing dark souls right now
>>
question; how does jump spawning work?
like during the spawn timer do i press X then hold A? or something?
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>>171999329
>if I'm using motion controls
Found your problem.
>>
Girl Inklings have a new voice line that sounds like "Thank you!" when they Booyah. It's really cute.
>>
who is in the "waiting for 10th player" team?
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>>171999329
Video please? Just stand on the spawn or something. Also, try restarting the system with the joycons attached. Might be a joycon issue.
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>>171999473
why are you playing dark souls
>>
>>171999735
Here, here.
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>>171999735
I am
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>>171999735
Close the game and try again.
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>>171999735
It just takes a while.
>>
Is 607p good for the charger?
>>
5 minutes left
>>
>>172000185
Not really, most matches i get to 1700p with it...
>>
Who's the one guy on my teams who keeps getting 0p?
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>>172000307
Winning in TW gives you a 1000p bonus.
Also it's TW, it hardly matters.
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>when your team is getting shit on for the whole game and then wins by 0.1% at the last second
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>>172000410
The guy who's always disconnecting.
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Looks like it just ended.
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>>172000435
iktf, its a good feel
>>
it was okay, an hour was all i needed to figure out if it was worth getting; it's not. more of the same, so if you played the first often, go for it, if not, dont bother.
>>
Thanks for playing
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>>171998349
Right there with ya. Played the whole hour, didn't drop a single match
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it's over

>tfw could only play 2 games
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HOW THE FUCK DO I JUMP SPAWN
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>>172000793
Same here. No server issues at all.

I'm kinda surprised.
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>>172000817
>open map
>dpad select target
>a
Was that so fucking hard, you shitter? It tells you how to do it on the between matches screen AND when you die. Open your eyes.
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>Go to jump
>Press X
>Open map
RIP MY DICK OFF
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>>172000752
I hate that people are already saying this. The demo is turf war so you can't even decide from that. Ranked battles are the reason I played the last one for hours, never played turf war after I unlocked ranked battles. It's so much different that I don't think you can actually make a fair decision already
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>>172000817
Either move the cursor to the spawn or press down then a in the map pal.
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>>172000817
Fuck using the control pad, I gyro aim to where or who I want to go
>>
new england
no server issues at all, pin was under 125 all hour
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>>172000857
I had a few of those. But it definitely held up better than the first session at least for me. I meant more that I won every match I played though
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>>172000928
fair enough, but how else can it be different/better? i dont think sales are gonna be as good as the first game simply because theres nothing to add to the gameplay, just more meaningless story and new cosmetics.
>>
>>172000953
wait, how do you measure ping on a Switch?
>>
>>172000953
Boston
Only had 1 disconnect in the first hour
None in the 2nd hour
>>
Only had a server issue at the very start. Went a lot more smoothly than the first hour.
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>>171998294
did you copy a post from 2015 and replace "TF2" with Overwatch? because it sure reads like you did.
>>
>>172001047
oh fug, i didn't read the full context
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>>172001070
New ranked battle modes. Same thing their doing with mk8 deluxe. There were only 3 ranked battle modes and they could absolutely introduce more in this game
>>
>>172000000
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>>172001084
top left during the wait screen
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Goodnight /ink/, see you at 7 tomorrow
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>>172000857
>172000857
>third match
>right joycon died
>had to change to undocked mode after the match
>expecting dc/lag
>not problems at all
really surprised about that too

>>172000926
75% of my deaths were caused by trying to jump with X
>>
How do you get to the enemy spawn? Seems the nearby area is surrounded by unclimbable walls
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>>172001179
Fuck, They're**
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had no issues at all for the first hour or the second hour and i'm this guy
>>172000953

where the fuck do you people live, kansas?
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Best game of night.
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>>171999226
I didn't know that. Thanks for the tip
>>
>>172001264
Not that anyone cares, but you can access the home screen while in a multiplayer game
couldn't do this on WiiU

although it's useless
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the clothes in splatoon 2 look so damn fresh. much better than the first in my opinion
>>172001240
sleep tight anon i love you
>>
>>172001308
Damn, my best was 9-1. Definitely not with splat charger though. That hasn't been working with me too great
>>
I love Splatoon.
Probably because I'm actually good at it.
Now, I'm sure I'm playing against a lot of squibs, but it feels good.
>>
>>172001308
why are there brand watermarks behind the team lists?
>>
>When you and another dualies user launches into the air at the same time, and you both waste the entire duration awkwardly trying to hit each other
>>
>die because I accidentally pressed X to jump
>waiting for respawn
>tooltip tells me that X opens the map
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>>172001070
not that anon but new specials (i also think they already confirmed its only going to be new specials this time) and subs do mix up the gameplay a bit so theres that.
>>172001274
Thats usually a safe space but the fludd special lets you go up there for a little bit to get that turf , i still lost pic related but all of that shit near yellow spawn was me.
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>>172001471
All those poor kids trying to have fun, and we're ruining it for them
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>>172001532
for every death you get from accidentally opening the map, you get one kill from someone who did the same thing on the opposite team
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>wrecking squibs left and right
>decide to play a game free-hand style without joycon grip
>suddenly lose all control of aim and movement
>become complete shitter
So this is how squibs feel.
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>>172001471
My best was 18 kills against squibs
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>>172001471

Closest match I've ever seen, I only lost one match the entire hour, and that was because it was 3 v 4 and one of our players only scored 250 points.
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>>172001528
Fuck dualies. I expected more from em, they're kinda just like another splattershot though. New newbie weapon
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>tfw you camp the jetfag's launch spot and insta rape him the second it ends and he returns there
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how do you use the charger?
it seems like it has very little range, do i need to arc up or something?
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>>172001274
You usually can't. Many maps in the first game had unsurpassable obstacles to prevent spawn camping.
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How many hours till the next run?
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>>171962521
Next Testfire session, try pressing the face buttons and d-pad on the lobby screen.
Then twiddle the sticks around.
Blew my goddamn mind.
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>>172001395
at least rage quitting is going to be easier??
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I am total shit at this game apparently
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>>172001638
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>>172001528
>he can't kill enemy jetpacks
Jokes aside, you can get easily killed while flying by competent people
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>>172001712
Just give players 7 second invincibility time on spawn that is cancelled if you super jump
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So we back /ink/

My thoughts on the testfire:

The controller verses the gamepad is a little jarring at first, but after a few games, the controller will feel MUCH better to play with than the gamepad. The only negative was the fact that super jumping is now a three button process vs just tapping the gamepad, also it obscures your whole fucking screen for like 2 seconds.

The tentamissiles by far were the best special in the test fire. The jetpack thing was trash. It was like it tried to combine the Inkzooka with flying, but it mostly just left you a sitting duck.

The dualies take some getting used to, because of the way the dodge works. You have to be shooting to dodge. This sort of runs contradictory to firefights with other weapons where you utilize your squid form and jumping to avoid fire. The dualies encourage you to "stand your ground". Again, they take some getting used to, but I feel as though if you master them, they'd be insanely good.

It seems as though you can jump a little higher in Splatoon 2 than you could in Splatoon 1. Also the burst bombs seem a little faster.
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>tfw literally first time playing splatoon ever

>won about 3/4 of matches, generally second on scoreboard, around 1600-1800p

am i decent
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Doing good and feeling good.
Slowly getting better and still getting fucked over by the x button
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>>171986617
Yes it did.
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>>172000001
You were just one post away from revitalizing /ink/. Thanks a lot for fucking things up faggot.
>>
I really wanted to like the duelies, but I just gotta stick with my tried and true splattershot.

Anyone have any tips on duelies? I feel like they're great for combat, with the rolling and all, but they suck at covering turf.

I'm all about sprinting across the map and taking territory near the enemy spawn point, holding them back, and killing enemies while my rollers cover the ground behind me. When I'm safe I dart across the map filling in the area with straight lines of ink.

Is this a good strategy or does anyone have any tips? I was pretty great at Splatoon on Wii U, and I really want to get good for Splatoon 2.
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>>172001670
Aim the reticle right towards the enemy and fire.

It's not the cross-map killer a sniper rifle might be from other shooters. It's just a long-ranged 1HKO charge shot.
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>>171963672
>Never lose
>Have a bunch of stomps
>Even win a 3 v 4
>Forget about snapshots
I'm angry at myself.
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Fuck the jump button. This shit made me change my Zelda jump button to B.
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>>172001670
>charger
>very little range
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>>172000000
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>>172000749
Boom
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>>172001731
You can always get better.

Turf War is meant for getting better.
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>>172002021
They really feel like they're meant for firefights rather than inking turf, sort of like the Splattershot Pros from the first game.

The incredible amount of maneuverability the dualies offer is absurd. And I'm not sure if rolling gives you i-frames, but I swear I phased through some shots that should've killed me, even though I rolled directly into them.
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>>172002327

I'm really thinking that if you play with a team of friends, one with each weapon type, you can get some inkredible synergy going.

Too bad I only know one person who's getting the game, and he doesn't play nearly as much as I do.
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>>172001912
Acceptable.

Stick around when Ranked mode comes out to see where you really stand.
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>>172002069
>He doesn't a capture card and hard drive just for recording gameplay
>He doesn't have a rolling 200 hour archive of gameplay
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How old are squidkids supposed to be anyway? In my headcanon I've always imagined them to be 13.
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Is anyone here disappointed that there's no HD rumble to detect remaining ink?
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>>172002653
14
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>>171982303
Just for you, Rainy.
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>>172002653
It's because they literally are 13.

Well, one year off, 14.
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>>172002726

Hahaha fuck communists
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>>172002726
ugh, not everyone is a god gamer like you!
>>
can we stop giving the attention whore spic attention?
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>>172002653
they achieve total control of their human form at 14, except the SS apparently
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I like dualies but i hate the small lag after a roll. I wonder what the new sets for dualies and brushes is going to be
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Well now that your old Woomy/Spaghetti is retired, what do you think they're doing right now?
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>>172002853
having sweet tender love with spike
that's what i'd do
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>>172002726

It would appear that dualies are exceptional for combat.
>>
I have a feeling the portable nature of the Switch is gonna have me keep playing Splatoon for much longer this time. Having a multiplayer game as fun as Splatoon anywhere is nice.
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>>172002726
I hope you squidbagged every one of them.
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/ink/ help, I can't find where this was from. I'm sorry but please tell me I'm such an idiot for not favoring it or anything.
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>>172002853
Probably working in a mall kiosk now. Don't worry, her little sister will carry on her legacy.
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Nintendo please please please support this with weekly Splatfests.
Pump out new content on a monthly basis.
Fuck I'd even pay a small fee if I had to.
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>>172002821
>>172002802
>>172002707
>>172002653
They were 14 in the first Splatoon. Are they now 16 in Splatoon 2? That means they're not really kids anymore.
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>>172003053
weekly splatfests? that's get old quick unless they drastically changed the rules/gamemode every time.
>>
My worst fear realized, I can't into splat2 controls because I'm too ingratiated to how the gamepad feels. Not to mention the hardships of not being able to jumpsplat with the big splato anymore.
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>>172003131
it's been confirmed that the squids in splatoon 2 are 14. they're a different generation
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>>172003053
>weekly

That's asking a tad much. One splatfest a month is fine.

>>172003131
You're not playing as your old character, these are a fresh batch of new 14 year old squids.
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>>172003135

It'd just be nice if we had a Splatfest every weekend.

Or at least, once a month.
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>>172003053
>weekly splatfests
hahahahhahaha no
>new content
I hope that too
>pay a fee
dont worry anon you are going to pay it
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>capture card shits itself at the start of the match
>go 22/3
>didn't record
>forget the controller has a screenshot button
>>
Playing handheld mode is not as comfortable as I was hoping it'd be. Having a large screen further away is nicer on the eyes.

>>172003053
Weekly seems a bit much.
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>>172002695
yes, I didn't shell out for 1 2 Regret so I dunno what HD Rumble really feels like.
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>>172003268
-Shoe
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>>172003283

I guess I'm in the minority for wanting Splatfests more often.
I suppose it does lose a bit of it's charm to have it that frequently.
Mostly I want more game modes.
>>
i hate people who call out people's names so fucking much. it makes me so angry. so fucking angry. every time someone says some shit like "hi rainy" or "-shoe" I get quite mad. I don't know why. I just wish you guys would stop. this thread was better when it was still dead in that regard.
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>>172003197
>>172003256
Then what happened to the first generation? Especially Agent 3?
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>>172003472
-calliefan
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>>172003472
-Tia
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>>172003504
i'm right here, anon
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>>172003472
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>>172003472
-Scarth
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>>172003640
Is that THE Tim? The #1 Kraken player from the United States? Has the king returned to his old kingdom?
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>>172003786
STOP IT
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>>172002985
No one?
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>>172003640
Will #SplatTim become a meme again?
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>>172003834
>tfw Splat Tim 2 will be real
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>>172003197
>>172003256
>>172003504
>yfw Callie and Marie were exactly a decade older than the 1st gen squids
>yfw Marie is now a Christmas cake
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>>172003996
go back to /v/ frogposter
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>>172003996
I WILL eat that cake
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>>172003786
BP revival when?
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>>172003996
I WILL GLADLY EAT THAT CAKE.

It's okay, Marie, we will still have squibs.
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i didnt mean to ruin the thread with my post im so sorry

fuck you attention whore shitters
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>>172002985
NEVERMIND I FOUND IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxW-ao8raX4
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>tfw poorfag and no switch
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>>172004175
-Scarth
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>>172004209
... just get a job, anon. Shit, you can drive for uber for some extra cash.
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>>172004175
-Inkurious
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>>172004347
YOURE JUST MAKING UP NAMES NOW
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>>172004338
I work 60 hours a week paying of student debt stfu
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>>172004152
If you didn't have squibs two years ago, what makes you think you'd have them now?
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>>172004209
I'm in the same boat, anon. HOWEVER. I've managed to procure a job with the local Vons. Only problem is it's part time so I've really got beg for more hours so I can get a switch on time.
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>>172004209
>tfw have enough money for switch but would feel bad if i spent even more money on frivolous shit this month
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>>172004484
>student debt

Well see, here's your problem. You should have never taken loans in the first place.
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wonder if this will stay
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>>172004645
OF COURSE IT WILL. I'll sue if it's removed.
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>>172004485
student debt
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>>172004645
stop posting this
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>>171998780
never going to be playable
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>>172004592
>>172004209
>mfw I bought 5 Switches on launch and scalped all but 1 of them to get the last one for practically free
Feels good man. Even managed to jew BotW for just $20.
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>>172004795

God damnit.
This is the number one thing I want in Splat2n.
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>>172004817
i want to be angry at you but I honestly can't blame you. the only one to blame is ninty and their shitty supply strategies
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>>172004817

>get the last one for practically free
>this means that after selling 4 Switches you couldn't make a profit over $300

How did you fuck up that bad? You should have made a huge profit easily.
>>
>>172005013
I just wanted a Switch to be on time for the Spla2n Testfire, mang. I don't care about about the profits, just the costs. Can't be bothered competing against a million fags on Craigslist and waiting forever to sell the excess just because I charge slightly higher.
>>
The sooner I come to terms with myself and understand that I'll enjoy this but it might not connect to me on the same level Splatoon did, the better things will be. But will I ever do that? Who knows...
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>>172005298

>don't care about the profit
>buy five fucking Switches to scalp

So you're just retarded?
What was stopping you from buying just one?

There's 5 kids that didn't get to be squids because of you. The least you could have done was made some damn money.
>>
>>172005454

What on Earth is stopping you from connecting to this on the same level as the first game?
It literally is just more of the first game.

I for one feel like a kid again, just like I did during the first test fire. No other game(s) has ever jived so well with me.
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>>172003256
>>172003197
>Callie Marie is 2 years older now

adult status soon
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>>172005612
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>>172005612
But 5 kids did get to be squids, anon. 4 of them were to the people I sold them to, and the last is me. I only changed who got to be squidkids. :^)
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>>172005612
>
what are you on about? and why are you so hostile? look, I'll reword his post for you:

>buy five switches
>sell four and make enough PROFIT to make the fifth one free

then, you go on to imply that he's an asshole for scalping. but at the same time you say that he should be a bigger asshole by taking more money from people.

stop being so mean.
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>>172005880

Lurk more, fag
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>>172005957
???
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really diggin this vertical swing
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>>171996206
Are you the guy who was selling that giant wii on /v/?

Have you sold it yet?
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>>172006002
Maybe the krak-on roller won't be such a crutch weapon anymore this time.
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>>172006002

I might actually play with a roller, that looks fun as fuck. They definitely improved the jumping.
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>>172006110
No, I just had a slightly-relevant image to get attention because we all know that posts without images are less likely to get attention as posts with them.
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>>172006002
the long lines that it makes reminds me of the seekers that they the carbon roller had. making paths with that weapon was great.
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sleep tight /ink/
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>>172005850
Okay, hold up a second.
>(300*1.07[local tax])/4[number of switches sold]= roughly $80.25 price increase.
So, you sold them for around $380 bucks apiece, tax included.

Is my math right?
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>>172005969

Are you seriously surprised that someone on 4chan is being slightly mean to someone else?
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I haven't been here since the last splatfest, you guys still livin' after the discord started up?
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>>172006481
Around there, sold them for $410 each.
>>
Anybody wants to twin squad for 30 minutes or so?
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>>172006526
i'm cool with being mean but that guy didn't really have the right ground for that tone in my opinion.

i guess it's been awhile since i've seriously browsed other boards or threads besides the porn boards and /ink/. sorry...
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>>172006648
yes!
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>>172006528
/ink/ gradually died.
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>>172006616
So you sold 4 Switches, each with a $110 price increase, and still didn't make enough to make up the fifth?

Or am I missing something?
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i love this special
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>>172006782
Mostly because of Discord.
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>>172006723
My id is nindow. Do you have me?
I wouldn't mind a squad if it's possible
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>>172006835

He must have included the cost of Zelda or something.
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>>172006835
Switch MSRP+tax is $330.
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>>172006842
Yeah. Don't forget that one guy that sperged out when drawfags appeared and that one callie dude
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>>172006681

Yeah, you're damn right you're sorry.
Motherfucker.
Lucky I don't beat you up.
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>>172007009
please stop this genuinely makes me sad
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>>172006837
I thought people said that special was underpowered.
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>>172006937
Ah. Forgot about that. That hits the mark perfectly.

But still, an $80 increase is quite steep. Perhaps you could have attracted customers more quickly by buying a sixth or seventh Switch, then selling them for less? Or would that have been too much of a hassle?
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>>172006880
I have you added. sorry for the wait. I now have a twin up.
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>>172007126

That seemed pretty circumstantial, in that small window of time he just happened to have 3 players be out in the open.

However, it is impressive how much synergy it has with the sniper, since you would typically have a good vantage point with that weapon type.

So if you're not an idiot and wait for the proper timing, it can be a very good special.
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>>172007151
It wasn't exactly easy getting Switches, you know. I had to go to like eight different stores.
>>
>>172007221
It's cool. Let's get out teeth kicked in
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>>172007265
Then the price matched up with the demand perfectly. Good on you, mate.

t. a guy who paid full price +zelda out of pocket, minus $100 due to traded-in games and christmas money
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>>172007038
Watch it, nerd.
>>
Seems like the new specials have less raw kill power, but they'll be a good tool to get people off the objective with. I could see the tentamissles forcing teams to scatter in rainmaker.
>>
yeah, I'm shit at this game now btw
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>>171967378
Huh, it inks through walls.
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Fuck eliters
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>>172008080
fuck me
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yehaw
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so, do you want to keep playing, anon?
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>>172008414
That comeback! Ggs dude
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>>172008532
good games!
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>>172008492
I'm pretty tired. Ggs
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>>171967378
Thing of it is, the speed of the beam's repositioning is proportional to the range between you and the target.

It's a lot like pic related. The fact that its a hitscan weapon, inks through walls, AND has unlimited range are also huge boons to it. Like the Tenta Missiles, I think it's best used from spawn for these reasons.
>>
>rank down...
help
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Motion controls on or off?
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>>172010665
on
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>>172010665
Only retards play with motion controls off. Are you a retard?
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I'm not much for shooters, at all, but this was pretty fun.

Fuck Gyro controls, though - I get too into games to be sitting there trying to make some wagglan shit do what it's half-assedly trying to accomplish. Just give me sticks.
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>>172011000
they're actually very nice once you get used to them. give them a chance.
>>
Why do people squidparty? What's the point of it?
>>
>>172011306
Splatoon is a children's game, anon
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>>172011363
I still don't understand why you'd boot up a game not to play it.
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>>172011107
I did, during the Testfire.
I eventually got the hang of zooming the map out, but that doesn't work for the kind of guy that turns his controller during sharp turns on Mario Kart. Not to mention my hands are naturally shaky, anyway.

They come in handy for a game like LoZ or MP3 where you don't need to be fast AND precise, not constantly. I like it there, nice and convenient in as far as I need it to work.

But not with something this demanding.

I'm looking forward to splatting kids come whenever this releases. I missed out on the first one, but the Roller is right up my alley, so I'll get Splatoon 2.

Can't believe I'm going to play a shooter. I hate shooters. But that was FUN.
>>
SPLOOSH
IS
BEST
WEAPON
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>>172011663
Kept hearing that the Dualies were OP.

How? DPS? Plus the moving grenade? The DPS might be true, I wouldn't know since I couldn't see anyone to shoot.
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>>172011774
once you get used to flicking back onto your target after dashing it becomes ez
Kinda like tracer from OW if she couldnt move after dashing
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>>172011879
Tracer is gay.
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>>172011774
I don't know, man. I haven't even played the Testfire. I'm just playing the original.
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>>172011556
Motion controls are both faster and more precise than sticks. They're like keyboard and mouse, except you don't need a table. Just force yourself to use them, you'll get good in 2-3 hours at worst.
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>>172007235
>>172007126
>>172006837
It's complete dog shit. You could get those kills faster and more reliably using your fucking gun.

It's a piece of shit. Maybe if it was easier to aim it. Maybe. Only maybe.
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>>172013705
Splat Charger has same 5 lines of range as it had in Splat1. Stingray's range is infinite, and it shoots through walls. You'll really appreciate it once Eliter, Hydra and other Splat Chargers without Stingray come out.
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>>172013834
And I think the best buff it can get is reduced base duration. It's a 1-squid nuke with ridiculous cooldown right now.
>>
it depresses me how bad I am at this game despite spending 1000 hours on it
does anyone else feel this way?
>>
>tfw by the time I get a switch I'll have to buy the whole game to try it and I've never even played splatoon before
at least it will be before the paid online period I think
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it actually makes me really fucking sad. it's just a video game, but damn. I want to have fun, but the idea of being worse than everyone else just gets me down.
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Is it me or were there virtually 0 japs in the testfire?

I changed lobby nearly every match in the first two testfires and found 7 japs in the first and 0 in the 2nd
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>>172017545
They're ditching worldwide matchmaking, apparently.
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>>172017545
I think there is some region based searching for opponents first before going worldwide. All of Jap Twitter had almost entirely Japanese lobbies so I guess we kind of got what we wanted.
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>missed 3am testfire
fuck, next one starts in 40 mins right?
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>S+ to S12
why
>>172019450
yeah
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>>171962002
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>>172019895

Forbidden!
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>>172017545
I have been playing against tons of Japanese people. But they're only like 20-30%.
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It's time nigga, let's fuckin go!
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>wagglan arguments

It's just like old times!
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IT'S TIME
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Do you like gyro or sticks better, anon?
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>>172020956
Sticks, easy.
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>Connecting to the Internet
>An error has occured
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oh wow I actually woke up at 7. didn't plan on it, but let's play some testfire
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>>172020956
Why would you not use both? Sticks+gyro makes for perfect accuracy. Sticks for broad movements and gyro for precise adjustments.
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>>172020956
there is no reason not to use gyro besides being stubborn
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I heard spla2n had worse music than the original. Is that true?
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What the fuck? You can't aim up and down with the right stick while using gyro?
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>>172021137
false
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testfire stream here:

twitch/gameoverse
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>>172021137
The music is just as catchy as the first one, meaning it will be stuck in your head forever.
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>>172021137
that's down to personal tastes, my man
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>>172021137
Thats an opinion
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When I'm in a match, I have no connection issues at all, but getting into a match takes me like 8 attempts.
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>>172021150
It's a strange decision, but you get used to it.
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>dad wants to play testfire
>connection wont stop shitting itself
;_; i'm sorry dad
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Guys, I made a grip, lol. It feels almost exactly like the Gamepad.
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What makes the special attack activate?
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Getting an 'unable to connect to the internet' even though my connection is fine, though it fails the "Test Connection". Says some shit about how my DNS settings or proxy server was incorrectly entered.

Guess I won't be playing until I figure out how to unfuck my Switch.
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>>172021521
holy...
>>172021503
that's really cute!
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>>172021580
Press the right stick in.
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>>172021521
kek nice
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>>172021591
Literally me all day.

Set IP address to automatic and set DNS to manual and put it in. I used 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4
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is the game good/better with pro controller?
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>>172021625
Not how to use it, how does it becaame available to be used.
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>>172021767
That's what I'm using. I prefer it to the joycons but I'm not sure if it's actually better or worse or I'm just more used to it
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>>172021773
Oh. The more ground you take over with your ink, the more the gauge in the upper right fills. When it's full, you can use your special. Using your special refills your ink, but it also loses half its charge if you die.
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>enemy directly below
>about to go in for kill with splashdown
>accidentally press x
>die
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Aaand that was my first disconnect from a game so far. Hasn't happened since I started the testfire yesterday.
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When should I Booyah
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>>172021591
>>172021759
Meant to say that that is what fixed it for me.
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is this game decently playable in tabletop mode?
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>>172021521
Impressive.
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>>172021812
If it's any consolation, we're all doing that and so is everyone on the opposing team.
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I keep fucking trying to jump with X
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>>172021942
All good. Reddit actually saved the day here, after googling apparently some people were having eshop issues but hard restarting the console fixed it. Worked immediately.
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>>172022065
>Set up my Zelda to use B as jump
>Jumping in Splatoon is easy now
Works for me
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>>172022132
Not him, but I find pressing what's usually A on a 360 pad or X on a PS pad to be more natural than Y or Triangle.
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>>172022253
Yeah I believe that why they changed it. I like it better that way.
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>>172021924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b00lc92lExw
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Are splatroller mains really bad or is it just the ones I'm playing against? They never try to dodge, just run at you as if they're invincible only to be splatted
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>>172021924
Endlessly
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>>172022473
Sounds like bad or new

Roller is OP as fuck, I legitimately have difficulty not going something like 14-3 every time I use it, all you need to do is know where your ink is to run away, be able to aim the ranged attack, and circle around behind people for free kills.
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I have never played this game before; does the paint on the walls count for the end result or only the paint on the ground?
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ok well i keep DCing
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>>172022661
no, it doesn't
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>>172021924
I don't know if it is just because its a testfire. But us Ausfags finally can say Booyah instead of nice.

>>172022661
Just the ground. Watch your points on the side, it will go up if you splat the proper stuff.
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>>172022661
It doesn't, but painting walls can still help your team a lot since it allows you to climb up to platforms and stuff.
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These maps are pretty well designed, I'm having a hard time finding camping areas in the two maps that are in rotation.
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>>172022774
Fuck that one with the random death grates everywhere
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>>172021995
My poor joycons tho.
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>squidbagged already
>in a 2 vs 4
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>>172022473
That's be how new rollers do. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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what song is the voices from the arrow buttons from? abxy sounds like splattack
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>>172022837
I keep seeing people in the thread use this expression

What does it mean

Sounds like something you get arrested for IRL
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>>172022969
ZL ZL ZL ZL ZL
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>>172022969
like teabagging but you're a squid
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about to hit A+ lads ;_;
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It's over. That was fun. See you boys at 3
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>3 people on my team disconnect within 10 seconds of match starting
>Spend entire match 4v1
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>7:55
>Sitting in lobby
>7/8 players found
>8:00
>"You have been returned due to lack of players please try again"
>"Server is currently undergoing maintenance :^)"
It's a crime there's 0 offline play to the testfire app.
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Damn this game consumes almost no battery
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>>172023253
I hope you stood your ground, anon.
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>tfw sniping someone who is using the yetpack
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Man, I suddenly love rollers. Dualies are a ton of fun as well. Need a job at Nintendo so I don't have to wait months after tomorrow.
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>mfw manipulating the lobby music
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>>172021767
Joy cons attached to that controller thingy are trash. It is uncomfortable and wonky. The aim feels yuck as the motion controls are on the right hand side but you hold it with 2 hands. Do not use this.

Free hand joy cons are better but I feel like the motion control way more sensitive. It feels kind of odd at times as your using just your right hand. Its not to comfortable to hold either.
However it is probably the best option s you have more control over it. You can completely rotate your wrist and do a quick 180 in game to shoot behind you.

The pro is the easiest and comfiest to grip and hold. Its motion controllers are a bit weaker then the joy cons but can be fixed with sensitivity changing. It is the best for longer sessions I think. The sticks are way better and are better positioned as well.

I think free hand has better motion controls but the pro has better analog aim.
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>>172023358
>tfw vertical swing a jetpack
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>playing dualies
>fighting someone, activate jetpack
>they activate their one
>oh shit
>mid air jetback battle commences
i lost
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SEX WITH a qt squidboi trap!
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>right joycon just completely stopped working
>attach it, no response
>detatch it and press buttons
>lights don't even light up with "searching for switch" thing

RIP
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>>172023456
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>>172020705
Nice to have an illustration of it. I remember arguing with someone online that claimed that it's impossible to rest your elbows on a rest while aiming using gyro, and that gyro sucked because of it.
And then it turned out that he was using exaggerating motions using his entire arms. And then he wouldn't accept that you can use gyro using only your wrists.

Sometimes it almost feels like some people are simply dead set on simply wanting to hate gyro.
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Fuck it's been an hour already?
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>>172023358

I've been flicking them out of the sky with the roller.

I haven't won a jet pack duel yet though.
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>>171962002
>activate jetpack
>get railgunned
hmm
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>>172023456
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Did one of you guys play using the name Oliver during testfire? Did you send me a friend request?
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>>172023456
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Got a few games in between the disconnects. Duelies are fun as fuck. Still shit with the charger.

Was fun with the pro controller.

>>172023358
Such a good feeling. Also sniping someone just as they activate their missile barrage.
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>>172023345
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>>172023334
From one hour I was down to 60%, but I think maybe because I had auto-brightness turned on (actual brightness was maybe at 60%)

I'll have to test next time
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>>172023456
>Like cute loli squid girls
>Playing testfire
>No control of gender or clothes
>Keep spawning as smug squidboys in cute clothes
>Start to like them
I will not be tempted!
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>>172023412
I actually like wide Joycon grip I cobbled together at >>172021521 better than Pro controller. Looking forward to making or buying a less McGuyver version of it later.
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I have no idea how I missed it yesterday, but that Charger special beam, can shoot through certain obstacles.
That's pretty huge. You can stand behind cover and be protected, and then shoot and force other people out that are behind cover from the other side of the map.

Doesn't work on all obstacles, but some of the thinner ones.
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>>172023491
Who else
>still playing here
I keep continuing with the same lobby, still going as of 11-minutes past
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>>172023539
Ya did good.
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>>172023580
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Every time I got to play as Cinnamon I got a communications error. Why are the servers so unstable this morning
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how did you like it, anon? did you have fun? what was your highscore?
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>>172023584
That is probably better as there is a larger space between your hands then the joycon grip. That thing is to small.
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Do you think you can still get the female schoolgirl outfit with the female woomy amiibo?

What do you think the Callie and Marie amiibo will do in Splatoon 2?
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>>172023584
While I do like the pro controller. Wide controllers are no doubt neat.
I have no idea why so many people gave the Wii U gamepad crap for being wide, as if being wide was a bad thing.
Being able to grip your controller while having your arms at natural shoulder width really is more comfortable and less taxing.
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>>172023580
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>>172023637
I actually did. Unlike Splatoon 1 I didn't get mad once, even when I lost badly. I wonder why?
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>>172023729
maybe you are living in happier times, anon! keep at it~!
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>>172023729
the specials! in Splatoon 1 the specials are fucking bullshit!
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>>172023484
>Never cared much for motion controls, except in VR
>Try out gyro aiming in BotW
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>>172023637

I love everything about it. I went 10-0 in a losing effort but don't recall breaking 2000pts.

Also had zero connection issues today. Gave the Switch a unique IP and did the DNS thing mentioned earlier in the thread. I also put the router a lot closer.
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>>172023850
It really should be the standard control scheme for console shooting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B43ibnztDLc
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>>172023637
I suck at this game a lot
But I love it, Ill get it and hope it has a substantial single player
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>>172023912
I broke 2000 points today, my highest yet at 2044 with 1940 as my second! It's my first time playing Splatoon and I really dig it. Unique IPs are the norm, no? If you still encounter issues after a while then I suggest getting a cable adapter
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>>172023982
Splatoon 1 had a neat singleplayer, I hope they go through with their stand-alone squidverse
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>>172023912
>and did the DNS thing mentioned earlier in the thread
What was that?
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>>172023637
My very last matches actually went really well.

Though I have to admit. That the vast majority of my matches from both yesterday and today, have not been particularly great.
I keep moving and positioning myself as if I was still as hot shit as when I played Splatoon 1 the most. Except I am not nearly that hot shit in Splatoon 2 (yet). So I kept putting myself in risky engagements that could pay off if executed well, and then never executed well and just got splatted instead.

But I kept doing better. Those last matches were not bad.
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>>172024173

Set the primary DNS to 8.8.8.8 and secondary to 8.8.4.4 in the Switch internet settings
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>>172024297
Keep at it! You'll get better as you play!
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>>172024404
Ill try it, I have to place the switch literally on to of the router to get an stable connection.
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>>172024404
Oh wow, just did this an connected right away with no trouble. We'll see how it works in-game but it's already an improvement. Thanks
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>>172024404
changing your dns servers to google's is a good idea in general, but i don't think it helps with splatoon since you're connecting directly to other ips, so no dns lookup is necessary. i could be wrong though.
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>>172024404
Im tech illiterate
Why does this work?
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>>172024404
Would this help at all if I'm running cable?
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>>172024672
For me I couldn't even connect to the internet without doing that. My Switch gave me a DNS look up error until I did that. I have no idea why.
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>teams are now distinguished by brands on the scoreboard
smart
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3MB limit for webms is the death of me
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>>172024764
yeah, I don't get that at all
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Is trotting still possible?
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>>172024935
For competitive play it will be easy to say "the urchins beat the potatoes" and not "uh...pink team? no they were blue this round...shit".
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>/vg/ going gay when this game has one of the best Nintendo girls in it
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Wow. The jetpack was ass.

Tentamissiles were great though.
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>>172025404
Bothers me too.
That image is official right?
What's the context?
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>>172025404
I'll go straight again when I see Calie and Marie in game. Until then its smug squidboys in glasses.
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>>172025404
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>>172024672
DNS servers translate "whatever.com" to the actual "123.456.000.100" numbered address, your device has to check with one every time you want to visit a new site. ISPs run their own DNS servers which you usually use, but google also runs some, and they have BUDGET so they tend to be more reliable.
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>>172025492

Yes it is, Japanese splatfest where it was "Go all out" vs "Focus on healing"

>>172025518
>>172025570

I am loyal to Marie.
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so the music that plays ingame is something that the inklings are actually listening to in the human form? that's the impression I get since it goes quiet when they go squid
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>>172025924
PLAY OF THE GAME
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>>172025924
>squid bagging
webm fucking ruined
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getting s+99 is one of the few things I want in life... I know it's just a game but I want to be good at it so badly. does anyone else feel this way? I've played so much with the simple goal of s+99 but I can never reach it. do you have to have some kind of disposition to be that good? why the fuck can't I get better no matter how much I play? it makes me so sad sometimes.
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>>172026236
it's all luck, I've gone into S+ games trying to lose on purpose and still won.
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>>172026014
I cannot stop myself from yelling OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN! When doing the roller special.
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>>172026236
I did for a bit, but I've accepted it's not going to happen. I'd need to be putting in like three hours a day.
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>>172025404
Bi sex is the patrician sexuality
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>>172026586
Degenerate you mean
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>>172026421
hahaha dude sick overwatch reference my man lmao funny stuff
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>>172026421
haha epic my friend :) made all the more epic by your use of a surprise box!
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>>172026586
So true.
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>>172026293
no it's not. some people are good enough to consistently be in the higher s+ numbers. I used to hover around 30 and would often derank when I still played regularly.

I used to play obsessively because I wanted to reach s+99. I think it's because of my low self esteem. I just wanted to be good at something so badly. I could never do it, so I gave up, but I still really want that stupid fucking number. I'm actually tearing up thinking about it

sorry for the blog.

>>172026467
I suppose that's best.
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>>172026701
Try and get a pic of a squids face when they fire the tenta missles, they are so fucking happy.
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>>172026701
I'd penetrate her with my Stingray if you know what I mean
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I can't wait to see how Squid Sisters look!!! Also, I hope they put a lot more attention to the single player with a ton of replayability. Come on Nintendo! make us use all our weapons in the Campaign!!!
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Fug these squid boys look so god damn smug.
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>>172026721
>Not wanting to plow qts while getting plowed by a qt
Stop being such a fag anon
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>>172026807
I tried. It's so tough to get a good angle
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>>172027083
Man the mask covers the smile.
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i'm disappointed that you can't aim the dualies individually with the joycons free
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>>172025964
I just assumed it was the audio being muffled the same way as when you go underwater.
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>>172027761
I know, I was hoping that word work. Is there a point to using the dualies over the Splattershot?
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>>172027771
hm, then maybe the music is playing in the arena
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>>172027857
There's probably no real justification for it, just that adding the effect is cool and also helps remind you of exactly what's going on.
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>>172027814
the roll thing sounds like the only thing it currently has over the splattershot, it might work better with run speed
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which weapon is the best symbolic representation of a penis ejaculating? I'm thinking maybe the charger, the way it charges up reminding me of the way the testes generate sperm, and also for how forceful and violent the release is
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>>172028780
>tfw no white ink
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>>172028826
Better get started on your milk business and pitch a sponsorship deal to nintendo.
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>>172028989
Do you think people crowd around Marie's stage when she dances for Splatfest just so they can look up her skirt?
>>
So whats the lore?
Why are these kids fighting to paint everything with their color?
Is it just for fun or is a eral war going on?

Yes Im new to splatoon sorry.
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>>172029073
Its a fun sport
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>>172029073
Splatoon is a post apocalyptic shooter. All humans are dead, there are only squids. The kids shoot each other with paint and do turf wars because its fun. The stuff washes after ever game conveniently.

Read these for more lore.
http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Sunken_Scroll
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>>172029135
Oh that works for me.
Any explanation as why different colored ink hurts you? I dont expect one, nintendo always puts gameplay over lore and thats ok just wondering.
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>>172029073
Humans died and Squids are inhabiting their old remnants and basically carrying on 90s skater culture.
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>>172029201
Thats exactly what I needed thank you.
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>>172029204
its like paintball. its all honesty system with rules
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>>172029201
>Splatoon is a post apocalyptic shooter.
I still can't help but get a laugh out of this.
I mean, I love it and it's a good addition to the game's identity. But it's still funny to me.
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>>172029073
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Octolings will be playable this time right
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>>172030124
Never ever octo scum
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>>172030124
>>172030215
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>>172030124
They will be used as target practice in the practice area.
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>>172029451
And it's not even the first post apocalyptic game from Nintendo.

Are Pikmin and Splatoon in the same universe?
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im glad all our friends returned, it was lonely the last few months, also new thread when?
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>>172030575
They'll all leave after the test fire is gone.
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>>172030549
when's the next testfire? I was having issues last night and couldn't get on.
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>>172028102
In Museum D'Alfonsino there's a few giant music players that are static when in recon, but animate when in a match. The music is most likely being blasted from somewhere. Sorta similar to how the devs claim DJ Octavio's music mind controls the Octarians. Pretty much meaning the music you hear in Octo Valley is actually being played there
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>>172032682
7pm GMT
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>>172032682
4 hours from now
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Out of bounds glitch.
https://twitter.com/aoing_z/status/845496010088431616
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>>172033772
>>172033772
>>172033772
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>>172033184
Just by rolling into some corner?
What a huge oversight
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