Robot edition
Previous Timeline: >>171654176
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
sorry for being bitter last thread
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7hqr_nVsAAcu8y.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7ct_tfU4AQ2lcm.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7d9QlQVYAAXVZm.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7b1ad0VwAA9iFu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7crz7YV0AEIfOp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7cr0oIVsAAknVf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7cr1RiU8AA89dl.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7hFTUUVYAALy_S.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7hF5O7V4AAj19v.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7hsigmUwAAWEr2.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7hqeJRVMAAWUnP.png:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7gHtydW4AA92Kt.jpg:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7aUk8IVwAEPiW2.png:orig
>Shyren
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7dFyV7VAAQrSHz.png:orig
>Nicecream
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7gGd5sXkAI2G3p.jpg:orig
>skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7dEdwIVwAEVsjH.png:orig
>fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7dfD0gVsAAw6_l.jpg:orig
>Mettaton & Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7cqiRQU8AAiQ_7.jpg:orig
>Gaster x his follower
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7cy24YU4AAVIv2.jpg:orig
>Frisk x Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7fh7jHV4AAEq5Z.jpg:orig
>Chara + Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7hd9wvVAAEbVeU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7c1DTUVwAET3MU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7fT90VVwAIcupm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7fiCRCV4AANoTp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7csdgQU0AAV3RW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7cgsbAVsAI_z-F.png:orig
>Chara + ASriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7hY7ynVsAAKUsU.jpg:orig
>Mettaton + Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7heoSSVMAMXNKC.jpg:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7cecHKU8AANJJN.jpg:orig
>Underswap Mettaton and Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7cxuAVU0AARndf.png:orig
>Goat Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7MklZOUwAEgQlM.jpg:orig
Mornin'
>>171749282
>Robot edition
Very good
>>171749482
Morning!
Boop
>>171749381
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7dFyV7VAAQrSHz.png:orig
>Filet o Fish, please
I'm not sure what's most surprising: That Shyren has a car, that Shyren eats fish or that Shyren even with Mettaton megabucks is forced to eat at the drive through
>>171750667
>Shyren gets money from Mettaton
?
>>171750923
Well she works for him doesn't she
>>171750951
Does she? I don't remember. But even then it wouldn't means she's rich also maybe she just likes that fast food place also I'm way too into this so disregard at any time.
>>171751026
In the ending they perform together.
>>171751208
Yeah I remember that, I can see how you'd put that together.
Without removing any characters, how would you change undertale to improve the quality of the fandom?
>>171751649
Kill off Sans at the end
>>171751649
Add hardmode that allowed you to save Asriel and confirm sans as asexual
>>171751838
make it blatantly clear that toriel's and sans' relationship is purely platonic.
>>171751830
lol this
>>171751830
>giving them more justified angst/edge wank material
Jesus christ what are you doing.
>>171752510
Kill off Sans 30 seconds after you shake his hand regardless of path.
He's literally the center of almost every singlenon-furryshit part of the fanim
Jeez picrelated literally are S&P. I only realized it now.
>>171751838
>and confirm sans as asexual
...and what exact purpose it's supposed to serve?..
>>171752814
oh look, the image fell off.
>>171752814
>...and what exact purpose it's supposed to serve?..
Gets rid of all the pedo ships and Soriel
>>171752931
>any sibling reference must be a reference to Sans and Papyrus
kek
>>171752931
>pic
Are they from the hit 1400s play Undertale?
>>171751649
Make it so you can save Asriel and then Asriel becomes real and cutebleats and sucks your cock and then he puts on his dom mode and fucks your urethra with his powerful shota pecker
It will dissuade false fans who don't understand who the most important and sexy character is from discussing the game
http://pastebin.com/hf9Q6A2Z
Which Frisk would you parent?Regardless of gender.
>>171751649
Hardmode where Asriel can be permanently saved in goat form.
In hardmode genocide you actually fight Sans just before getting to the hotel, and the ordinary Sans fight is replaced with Burgerpants.
Hmm, but why improve the fandom.
Add an Undyne/Alphys wedding cutscene in the credits where Undyne tosses her bouquet and Toriel grabs it, looks at Sans, and they both blush.
Why improve the fandom when you can have fun with fanning the flames?
Soriel is a high-tier ship anyway regardless of how canon it may be or not.
And just to make things more interesting, lets just go ahead and imply infidelity between Undyne x Alphys with more Undyne x Papyrus dialoge hints/jokes (i. e. he gives her the bone on a regular basis)
>>171753431
chef
>>171753431
I'd impregnate them all.
>>171753674
I really hope this post is just trolling
>>171754061
every time a new thread is created it is an act of trolling rendering all posts within shitposts
>>171752997
>Gets rid of all the pedo ships and Soriel
You've never seen the word 'platonic' anywhere, I reckon, it's basically the get out of jail free card for shipping
>>171754292
And what does that have to do with anything?
I'm not even that who said he should be Asexual but if you think that any of the Sans ships out there are good then you just have shit taste since most of them are OOC garbage, Incest or pedophila.
The only not awful one I can think of is Grillby x Sans and Gaster x Sans
>>171754462
Not Sans xhimself
shit taste
>>171754664
That's just Sans you dummy
>>171754462
I meant that turning him asexual will solve nothing regarding people shipping him with anyone. But don't let me stop you from frothing at the mouth, you seem to be having fun with being assmad.
Why is everyone talking about ships all of a sudden?
Who cares what pairings you like just don't be a dick about what you ship, don't push it as if its canon if its not, don't get pissed if people point out why they themselves don't like and don't use it to shit on people you don't like and no one will give a fuck which two characters you want to fuck.
>>171754462
What about the most popular ship, Sans x Reader
>>171754995
Of course not since Toby already confirmed he was Asexual with his tweets anyways. I was just pointing out that all the popular Sans ships are terrible in different ways.
Maybe you shouldn't be taking this so seriously
>>171755054
Your favorite x you is the most pure ship out there.
Prove me wrongyou can't
>>171754061
For me it's incidental trolling with a genuine opinion.
I do ship Soriel.
I also ship Papdyne.
>>171755878
>a ship where we are both unhappy and at least one of us isn't attracted to the other's gender or species
>pure
>>171756039
Your taste is garbage but you can ship whoever you want
>>171756039
What do you think about Alphys and Asgore?
>>171756695>Alphys being impaled on Asgore's cock
Pretty funny desu
>>171751649
Take out the signs that Sans is connected to Gaster. All kinds of fanwank from that.
>>171752931
>Kuroshitsuji
Kind of surprised to see that here. The personalities don't match all that well, but I guess there's a slight resemblance.
>>171753431
Play date looks like a fun kiddo.
>>171755036
I guess it's less about the ships and more about the people who do ship them and never shut up about them. I've got nothing against the Soriel pairing myself (or Papyton for that matter) but I'm not terribly fond of their fans.
>>171757159
I meant the characters themseles since people that ship Soriel tend to hate Asgore and people that ship fishbones tend to hate Alphys
>>171757164
Papyton is dumb but i've never seen any of their fans be dicks or really push it beyond just being a thing they enjoy so I never had a problem with it. Same with Kingdings and Chara x Frisk
>>171757390
I hate Alphys. Decidedly neutral on Asgore.I'm also not the person you originally responded to but I ship Soriel, not papdyne though
>>171757390
>Papyton is dumb but i've never seen any of their fans be dicks or really push it beyond just being a thing they enjoy so I never had a problem with it.
Other botfag but I find it dumb andI'm tired of searching for bot porn and finding only skeleporn
>>171757707
>I hate Alphys
Why?
Reminder that every Undyne ship except Undyne X Alphys is actually more canon than Undyne X Alphys
Undyne and Papyrus are good friends and she teaches him how to cook and fuck and they fuck and love each other and Papyrus helps Undyne get over the time she was raped when she was young by fucking her
Undyne says she hates Mettaton but really she loves him and wants to fuck him and they are beautiful so they want to fuck and that lizard gets in the way but they fuck
Asgore is Undyne's dad and knew to groom her properly so she would love him and she loves him and wants to be fucked by him and they fuck
Reader Name is handsome and smart and powerful and makes Undyne know her place and be obsessed with him forever and he fucks her but she can't fuck back because Reader Name does not allow it
>>171758289
Probably Hotland phone calls if he's like most.
>>171758289
Annoying mopey weeb that ends up being a constant fuck-up with some huge skeletons in her closet, to be succinct about it.
>>171758460
Sounds a lot likeToriel
>>171756695
>>171756096
so much for that retirement huh
Have a magically enchanted day, you n'wahs
>>171758680
The thing about retirement is that when someone retires, it creates a job opening.
>>171758680
So that triggers you but not any of the other shit posting?
>>171758886
Have a good day too.
>this thread
>tfw this is all your fault
I just wanted to talk about a way to improve this fanbase, man.
>>171759531
YOU MANIAC
YOU BLEW IT UP
>>171759531
Baiting is not improving.
I want to take a sexy bath with Tori!
>>171751649
having many faves I never understood the hate forsansseems the people that don't like him is either due to the popularity or the fans that don't like him only loveasrielbut thats just my opinion.
>>171759531
Is this one of those times were we pretend that people aren't just having a normal conversation about their opinions on ships / whatever and are instead getting triggered and shit posting all over the place?
I know that people here suck at reading tone and think that anytime someone uses a curse word its because they're buttmad but there hasn't really been anything bad in this thread.
Can we all agree the best ship is sans' pet rockxRuins Rock?
>>171760357
yeah, it rocks
Alphys is actually Toby Fox's way of making fun of autistic weeaboos
>>171760526
It gets me hard
>>171760943
I never understood how papyrus hated anime despite not knowing about it.
>>171761216
I'm sure Undyne mentioned it to him once or twice.
>>171753431
All
If Flowey and Demon Chara ever got to hang out, do you think Flowey would be Chara's little bitch forever or do you think he'd eventually stand up for himself?
>>171761916
If by "Demon Chara" then Flowey is Chara's little bitch for as long as Chara allows them to live.
>>171761916
If it's Demon Chara, I highly doubt Flowey is even alive, or will survive hanging out
>>171761916
He'd die
>captcha flowers
>>171762564
>>171762395
>>171762253
If they're just hanging out then Chara would want a partner/henchman/bitch so they probably wouldn't chimp out on Flowey day 1. Even if they're bitter about the betrayal they'd probably want to punish him more than just killing him quick
>Want more fishlizard content
>The only guy writing fish fics and taking requests hates Alphys
Do I have to do everything around here
>>171762698
>not taking the Frisk romance route instead
Flowey's bad at this game
>>171763698
He did, but Frisk reset after they got all they could out of him.
>>171763658
Write by yourself.
>>171763852
>Frisk couldn't be satisfied with just Floweyl-lewd
>>171763658
Get an editor
hey guys
what if undertale was gaster all along
The reason I'm posting now, and that I didn't post yesterday was because the internet where I live doesn't work anymore, and I don't know when it will work again, or if I'll be able to post everyday. It will probably be fixed within 2 weeks though.
Since I don't know when I'll be able to post, I'll take the first 8 requests and post those along with the comic when the internet comes back on.
>>171765552
Ghost cousins I guess
>>171765552
good luck, daddy
>>171765552
Mini gaster
I know him standing next to asgor makes him look small but he's so cute when he looks mini sized
>>171765705
Thanks anon!
>>171765552
This but with Frisk and Chara.
>>171765552
Flowey hiding in a pillow fort?
>>171766104
Someone did a size comparison using overworld sprites.
Gaster is just half a foot shorter than Asgore.
>>171765552
Guy Fieri taking Undyne and Papyrus to flavortown
>>171765552
Bob Ross painting a happy slime from the Mtt resort
>>171765552
Your favorite doing a kickflip
>>171765552
Asgore......but as the devil!
>>171765552
A bonus drawing of the rock with a mustache
chara looks tasty
>>171768621
Kids shouldn't ooze honey. I think you should be taking them to the hospital
>>171768741
I'm gonna lick them instead
>>171768786
They're gonna die again if you don't take them to a hospital. Also you're gonna get arrested for licking children
>>171768885
Asgore lowered the age of consent so he wouldn't go back to jail
Does your favorite present the good fweels?
>>171753431
I'd parent gotefrisk
>>171769556
Yes, they always have a cute smile on their face.
>>171769712
Frick pls
>>171769712
Best goat.
>>171769860
>>171769712
That's our goy, Maybe Sexual Predator Goy.
>>171769860
>>171769950
>>171770287
Should've checked the filenames I guess.
Cute innocent family Chara > Edgy killer blood Chara
>>171765552
Toriel relaxing in the bath.
Was Soup actually Frisk?
>>171771050
So fanon Chara>Canon Chara?
>>171771050
>>171771250
Knock it off lads, we've already done this argument to death.
>>171771321
I'll do YOU to death!
>>171771050
Close, but no.
Arrogant spoiled brat Chara is best.
>>171771292
best OTP
>>171771148
Steven Universe?
>>171771364
Fucking rude!
>>171771364
Bring it on, asshole! I'm the one with the whip and cuffs!
>>171771292
Huh, this is kinda cute.
>>171772008
>Filename
you seem upset.
you're not a real gasterfag until you can read wingdings fluently
THERE ARE NO TRANNIES ON /VG/, ESPECIALLY HERE IN /UTG/!!
>>171772275
But they're the main characters?
>>171771813
You'll be wearing those cuffs!
>>171772462
NO! THEY ARE AMORPHOUS BLOBS SHAPED LIKE HUMANS
>>171772072
no it's just that one fag who puts stupid shit in his filenames
it was funny at first then it just starts to get repetitive
>>171772008
>>171770287
>>171769712
>>171772686
what you want from meme?
What if Jimmy Hopkins fell into the Underground
>>171772686
>>171773047
Nothing reallyhe was the good guy
>>171772686
>no it's just that one fag
MSPG*
>>171773273
>>171773047
Now gary on the other hand. that would be a problem.
https://youtu.be/4E-0sjkDnkc
Do you agree?
>>171773871
Tl;DW
>>171773871
>HOW?!
>WHY?!
>Lisa and Undertale are the best RPGs I've ever played
I ain't wasting any more seconds on this shit
>>171773273
Would he be able to make it through Toriel considering his mommy issues
>>171773871
>"I really like the Star Wars prequels"
really nice that post was on a new unique IP, so i could automatically disregard it.
>>171774506
But anon
Also which movie would be your Fave's fave?
>>171774632
you fucking kidding me? revenge was the worst part of that agonizing crap that most people call "prequel trilogy"
Oh man look at this quality UNDERTALE discussion going on
>>171774759
It was unironically the best both in terms of cinematic value, soundtrack and emotion
>>171774632
The Empire Strikes Back.
>placing any of the prequels above the original trilogy
>Especially E.S.B.
Hey /utg/.
What are you guys up to today? You guys doing alright? I hope you are
>>171774769
I like the FF6 opera homage
>>171774769
I enjoyed Undertale.
Who else remembers the part in Undertale when Undyne tried to shut down Sans's illegal hotdog stand, and Sans got his Blaster Buddies gang together and waged a brutal guerilla war on the Royal Guards, causing dozens of deaths and hundreds of thousands of g in property damage?
>>171773871
not a bad video
but my god the maymay jump cuts and spinning texts
Made this today, took me Practically forever to do.
>>171774867
Watching streams, doing errands, doodling, and eating lunch. So pretty good, all things considered.
>>171775218
>Watching streams
Whatcha watching?
>>171775148
Cute!
>>171775148
thats pretty good. glad to see you are improving.
>>171774867
Playing somesimsand eating pasta
>>171774506
>>171774632
>>171774759
>>171774826
>>171774848
The prequels were good. It's Force Awakens that I have beef with. It's just rehashing old territory and not exploring new avenues. At least the Prequel trilogy did something unique.
>>171774867
Not much man
>>171774769
Would your favorite watch star wars
>>171775148
the first time i saw your drawings, i thought you shouldn't even try, but you're really improving, and fast. work on it, you might be really good one day.
>Is a parody, but got more popular than what it parodies.
>Unbeatable Protagonist
>Lots of weird side characters.
>Has heartwarming moments alongside the comedy.
>One of the villains has similar powers to the protagonist
>The most prolific side character has a past connected to a mysterious science based character.
>Ideas all come from one man.
So /utg/, did you like One Punch Man?
>>171774976
I liked the bit where Toriel and Sans were ambushed in their car by federal authorities and shot to pieces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmUpso_xT8
>>171773047
>bullies the entire underground into submission
>becomes the new king of the underground
>>171775294imaqtpie
>>171775395
i'll take a decent rehash over a grotesque failed experiment any time.
my favourite would probably be all over it. force awakens would probably be his favourite one
>>171775717
I didn't think anyone had Jerry as a favorite
What's Mettaton's favorite color?
>>171775148
Looking good broham
>>171775395
The music was the only thing I personally enjoyed about the prequels.
>>171775819
actually it's asriel. he's a kid, he'll learn to appreciate the old trilogy more as he gets older.
>>171775819
Jerry probably has a Jar Jar body pillow
>>171775352
Sounds comfy. I've been consideringpiratingthe original sims and playing it just for nostalgia
>>171775395
That's a shame or maybe its a good thing.
I don't really have an opinion on Star Wars beyond the KOTOR games
>>171775534
It was alright. The joke got kind of stale in the manga but the anime ended at a pretty good point. I was always more amused by the non-main characters more then the main ones. I feel like Mob Psycho is the better series
>>171775662
I hope you're having fun! I've been watching the Power Rangers marathon on and off for the past week or so. Its surprsing how much fun it is to chill in twitch chat / the /tv/ threads and make fun of how corny the whole thing is
>>171775534
>Undertale is the One Punch Man of video games.
God it fits so much, even down to the home board contrarianism.
Legs.
>>171775989
But when will Toby release his Mob Psycho?
>>171775989
I went to thesims generalbut they only have2-4
>>171775958
Asriel appreciates visual imagination more than hollow commercialism
He's pick ESB
>>171776106
not in your or my lifetime
that lazy dog isimmortal
>>171776106
when will toby release anything other that a tweet?
>>171775318
>>171775352
>>171775923
thanks.
>>171775501
Glad to hear that, will keep Practicing.
>>171753431
Chef, Cowboy and Fallen.
>>171776278
i think he appreciates flashiness more than anything... now i'm afraid he might be more into the prequel trilogy than i thought he would.
>>171774867
Just got off work, now I'm planning out a summer vacation with my brother. Neither of us have been on vacation in years, so we're a little overwhelmed.
>>171771148
Frisk is not real
goats are
solution:goat frisk
>>171776029
Would rub.
>>171776538
The only real complaints I have about RotS is the dialogue and some bad charactersI found a rip that removed the dialogue and made the music longer, turning it into a silent movie. It's fucking fantastic.
>>171776029
Want to feel these legs on my face
>>171775148
It looks really good. You've clearly improved a lot in terms of the faces since even the last time you posted one of your drawings.
>>171775993
I'd agure that One Punch was more of a love letter parody than something shitting on it but maybe i'm misunderstanding what you mean and you agree.
>>171776106
Never ever
>>171776257
Oh I didn't even think about asking them
>>171776551
Oh shit!You're awesome man
>inb4 dolphin porn
but yeah downloading now
>>171776558
That sounds awesome. I don't think i've ever even been on a real vacation before. I hope you guys have a fun time and go somewhere cool
>>171772686
No I was making an Emperor TTS reference. It's a joke this guy talks shit about the Tau to hide the fact that one dumped them. I'm sure you can make the connection.
>>171777042
Gaster=Kitten confirmed.
>>171777042
Don't worry too much about it anon. it's just another shitposter causing useless drama.
Who has the biggest dick?
>>171777251
>>171777251
Ice Wolf Asgore and Onion-sans have the biggest dicks in the undergound
>>171777251
Do you mean Undertales? Probably Onionsan
>>171777340
>>171777412
AlphysxOnionsan when?
>>171777251
Any questions?
>>171777449
Maybe next
>>171776827
You're misunderstanding
I think that OPM embraces what it parodies for the most part, but instead of resorting to using the tropes of what it parodies in its protagonist, Saitama is almost the exact opposite of them, with the tropes instead being used for characters like Genos and Amai Mask
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>171777694
No!
>>171777251
Frisk, it's where humans store their determination.
>>171777694
But would the spider do for a klondyke bar?!!
>>171776797
the only complaint i have is that it failed miserably to capture me. the original trilogy was a naive but endearing adventure story. the prequels were a hot mess. it's like they tried to fit everything in there: politics, drama, romance, adventure, but forgot that in the end of the day none of it matters if you don't make the audience feel attached to the characters and invested in their story. everything else is just surprisingly poor execution on top of that.
>>171776551
Thanks man!I'm done downloading it.
>>171777664
Oh okay and yeah I see what you mean
>>171776558
Oh yeah I forgot to ask but do you guys have any ideas about where you want to go?
>>171778202
awesome. enjoy, dude
>>171778113
Well we probably have different things about movies we like.
Though I'll admit the first 20 minutes borders on atrocious.
>>171778113
Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith have their strong points. They're not the originals, but they have their merits.
Attack of the clones is bad. It's just...bad. It's really all it does.Though I like Obi-Wan in every single movie he appears in.
>>171777496
It grows the most
it's canon
I like platonic skelegote friendships
>>171738137
I wonder why this comic was drawn twice
Are there any fics about Post Genocide TP Frisk wiping out humans and monsters on the surface?
>>171778829
The first one has better expressions, makes it funnier imo.
This one isn't as nice.
>>171776827
>>171778202
You've never been on vacation? Not even a weekend out camping somewhere? Shit, man, I hope you live somewhere nice and don't need one!
We've got small, realistic goals. It's going to be a three day trip to the beach with parasailing, jet skis, biking on the boardwalk, fancy dining, that sort of thing. Nothing too crazy.
>>171778953
No, if Frisk does anything post Soulless Pacifist then it's usually making Chara less angsty.
I don't actually think I've seen a fic like that.
Maybe some stuff where Chara doesn't get them to reset in post Genocide, but that's it.
Does Frisk have a hair trigger prostate?
>>171777694
>>171779024
I live in Texas so not really
Thinking back on it i've gone to the beach twice as a kid and we use to spend an afternoon at a lake near here but otherwise not really.
>>171778953
Nobody's *that* edgy.
>>171779024
hnngh, those Tori legs
>>171779667
>>171779113
Was just curious how people pictured it. If Frisk started killing everything one by one with nothing to stop him, or if just erases it all with everything tearing apart and fading from reality.
>>171779591
Chara likes to torture them by using what little physical power they have to set it off.
>>171779856
Okay, I do remember one fic where Frisk gives Alphys some sushi and Alphys eventually realises it's Undyne.
Then Frisk walks off saying they don't need to do anything else because they know she'll off herself.
>>171780086
Jesus fuck, that's actually horrifying.
>>171777729
I don't blame you for not being able to see the truth. Maybe you were hurt by a spider when you were younger? I hereby apologize on its behalf and hope you will forgive spiders and love them like everyone else does.
>>171777862
A bake sale! All proceeds will go to giving every spider in the world a whole Klondike bar! Such a noble goal!
>>171779641
This right here is the greatest AU to ever be conceived. If this had been canon the game would have been infinitely better. Toby, take notes!
smol skel
>>171779024
Welp, found my new desktop background.
>>171779024
>>171780290
This image feels a bit empty on the left side and a bit too clustered on the right.
>>171781020
It was created for a desktop background so you would put your shit on the left.
I'm going to make it my backgroundafter I edit it a bit
>>171781020
I like it because its got bright colors, the art style is simple and cute, and all that open space on the left is where my shortcuts go.
>>171778375
I installed everything and it works great. Thanks again
What do you think of this character and their fans?
>>171782572
I like the character.
Their fans are, um, something else.
>>171782572
he is soft
his fans are weird
>>171782572
He's alright
They're alright although its pretty clear that a lot of them browser /tv/ and /pol/ too much
>>171782572
I'd fuck both
https://youtu.be/a4prfgLCULQ
What do you think of this character and their fans
>>171783376
Ok character. Best fans.
Alright fellas.
Whaddaya listenin' to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XElwAwS0GvE
>>171783290
I can't believe Toby sold out to Didny
>>171783290
Eh, I mean they're just dancing to it without there being anything Undertale related. If you didn't know it was from undertale then you wouldn't even think it's weird. It'd just be random music they chose.
>>171783376
Shit character
Good fans
>>171783494
I can't listen to music like this without thinking of Fallout anymore. I like how chill it is though.
flowey x frisk is best ship
Okay but now what do you think of this character and their fans?
>>171783494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glKbRmOmB9M
>>171784413
Bara bro that made a couple of poor life decisions.They all range in quality.
>>171784413
I want to protect his smile
Every dadfag but me is awesome
>>171784413
Apathetic to both
>>171782260
np, man.trap them in the bathroom for me
>>171784413
I'm a very judgemental man and believe those who comitt murder must be imprisoned for life. Asgore however has lived an eternity of pain and regret and I daresay that he has perhaps served a sentence in another kind of way. I hope he finds penance and forgiveness someday.
His fans are pretty neat
>>171785371
Oh godas a kid I use to trap the guests inside the walls in little rooms they couldn't get out of
Why does The Sims bring out the inner sadist in people?
Any fics of one of the characters giving Frisk "the talk?"
What do you think of this character and their fans?
>>171785648
i just wanted to have my sims live a happy life
>>171785808
Best character
Worst fans
>>171783494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWtaSFsDNo
>>171785806
no idea but now I'm intrigued
>>171785808
Spicy meatballMoldy meatball
>>171785806
I seem to remember a comic that had all of the main characters doing it.
All I remember is Toriel refusing to talk about it, Asgore stuttering and explaining things in a really awkward roundabout way and Undyne just showing Frisk porn
>>171785648
all of my sim families had a slave sim living in a windowless shed pumping out paintings all day
>>171783376
I love her
My bros are usually pretty cool
>>171784413
Pretty likable guy
I get along pretty well, some share a good amount of my interests
>>171785808
Cool skel
On here, generally nice
>>171783494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBo_6TfgIhQ I know who you are, and I'm fine!
>>171785808
he's okay
depends where you look, the majority I've talked to were fun people
>>171786249
>Frisk then shows Undyne his porn
>Frisk knew all along
>>171783494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWdwKSywlPM
What do you think of this character and their fans?
>>171787404
cool dude
mostly ok fans
Do it for your favorite
>>171787404
Best Skel
I feel like I don't know his fans that well. Probably alright
>>171787517
Isn't that what I've been trying to do this whole time?
>>171787517
>>171787517
>>171787404
I like Papyrus quite a bit
I honestly don't have an opinion about them one way or the other
>>171787404
I adore him
not very talkative here
What do you think of this character and their fans
Frisk should uproot Flowey and let him meet some other flowers his age on the surface, that'd do the boy a lot of good
>>171783494
k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtta40CAPzI
>>171788551
reminds me too much of me
she has nice fans
>>171788551
Cute! CUTE!!
They're all dead. I miss them.
>>171788551
I like her a lot, she doesn't get enough love
I have no idea, I'm neutral to everybody basically
>>171788632
>Frisk comes back later to find Asriel lying next to the flowers smoking a cigarette
>>171787517
>Tfw you've seen a couple "Do it for him"'s posted in the thread with Mettaton and you thought you already saved them but you don't actually have either one
Botfags, send help!
>>171788964
>he doesn't make his own using his favorite pieces of fanart
weak
>>171789023
I am not good with computer.
>>171789312
Just use this and put your pictures under it in an image editing program.
>>171789514
Missed that your favorite was Mettaton, you can probably find a "him" version somewhere.
>>171783494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiQ5yTdyZd0
>>171788875
>Asriel coughs
>"Why are you smoking?"
>"She peer pressured me into doing it."
Seems kinda dead for this time of day.
>>171787517
Felt bad we didn't have one, so I made one
>>171790254
>>171790254
>>171788875
>>171788632
>Asriel in public having his flower gf wrap vines around him and tongue kiss him while embarassed
Every day we find something new and fucked up
Good night idiots.
>>171788416
i just dont wanna bother anyone and i have nothing to say. i dont know about anyone else.
>>171790286
I'm busy doing other stuff but today has been really chill
>>171790286
playing games, be back never
>>171790286
Doing work and watching RLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExTt4j69zI
>>171787517
>>171790759
>Chara convinces Frisk to kill a female monster, spread its dust onto a flower, inject it with Determination and then introduce it to Flowey and force them into a relationship.
I fucked it up a bit more.
>>171787517You mean 'do your favorite?'
>>171792617
uhuhuhuuhuhuh
I do. All the time.
>>171792982
What do you do?Who do you do?
>>171792982
Meant for >>171787517.
GARBAGE
>>171793219
>You buster, I will win them. (world incomparableness)
>>171793219
what
>>171793175
me: the post
>>171793592
alphys, pls
>>171793175
REMEMBER TO SORT IT!
babytale
>>171793219
I am detecting high amounts of Google Translate.
What was the name of this artist again?
What do you think of this character and their fans?
>>171793924
floweyposters are cute subs
>>171793825
smol gotes :3
>>171793924
shes a tall freak! A FREAK!!! the rest are cool
>>171787517
I love Chara!
>>171793904
havesomemoore/trashhumor
>>171794154
Thanks
>>171794772
anytime
I'm gonna do it
>>171795431
Do what?
Which undertale would be this handsome hunk in the crossover/au?
>>171795554
what is "it"
>>171795609
>Sidon........Papyrus?
>TFW wish you could go to a world like Undertale's where everyone is nice
>>171795728
shut up pussy
>>171795728
me too
sushi
>>171795898
>>171795898
>>171796005
>>171795728
>everyone is nice
>they immediately try to kill you when they meet you
???
>>171796274
Magic is a form of expression for monsters and the majority don't realise Frisk is human.
>>171795609
Sidon a shit. Mipha a cute.
>>171796274
>implying that killing me isn't an objectively nice thing to do
PIECE OF TRASH
>>171796650
leave alphys alone
>>171796650
stop talking about me
>>171796650
hi guys
>>171796990
Hello!
I hope you're doing well today!
>>171796549
>>171795609
>tfw the only one that likes Daruk
Seems I always go for the unpopular ones
>>171783494
Speaking of which
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd-DyGOVDc8
Have you ever had a dream that you- that- that - that you had you what you you could do you you wants to you wish you could do you want you could you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
>>171797246
jaden smith go away
Undertale, but if you die in the game you die in real life, but if you beat the game Undertale becomes real and you get to spend the rest of your life happily with your favorite. Would you play it?
>>171797246
nice meme
>>171797369
Considering how piss easy TP is I see no downsides
>>171796990
Hi!
>>171797369
You have to die in order to complete the game, several times. But you can reset.
>>171797246
I have two kids and a dog. What happens with them if I win?
>>171797685
Why the fuck does Burgerpants have the coolest line in the game?
>>171797860
Because he is the most powerful characterSomeone post that image of him protecting the kiddo from sans
>>171797860
Because he knows he can say it and get away with it.
For some reason, Shopkeepers get magical protection in their shops. (The real life reason is Toby's a hack.)
Knowledge is power.
>>171797369I'll do it for him
>>171798362
And that's why Gaster is the most powerful character.
>>171798362
>Knowledge is power
>>171798428
I have cybernetically enhanced myself to carry even more lore.
>tfw two kiddos
>>171799174
Double the bad times.
>>171798970
But can the goat mom outmaneuver the Mad God in a battle to the fish sticks?
That is what I really want to know.
>>171799265
theres no way undyne can stop him now
I think I'm a crazy person. How can I be sure?
>>171799375
If she starts thinking sideways it may be possible.
>>171799930
if you can still think youre crazy then youre not
>Find art of Asgore, Asriel, Bowser, and Bowser Jr.
>Bowser and Asgore are casually talking about their son's edge forms much to their dismay.
>It's lewd.
Why.
>>171800150
Because Barafags like to pervert innocent peole
>>171800013
So you're saying I'm sane, but a freak? I think that's worse.
>>171798902
get out of here dadghar
>>171799174
Gee Sans, how come you get to have TWO kiddos?
>>171800416
Nah, self-aware freaks are fun people.
>>171800607
he ate all his veggies
>>171800150
>>It's lewd.
LINK THAT SHIT FAGGOT
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill the thread.
Does Papyrus like canned peaches?
>>171802723
No.
>>171802723
get your dead memes out of here
>>171802723
>>171802878
Dead memes make great fertilizer for a healthy harvest of memes
>>171802878
I thought it would be a fitting meme for our current vitality.
>>171802940
let sleeping memes lie
>tfw no sans gf
>>171803621
You can't keep a meme down, eventually, like a potato they will rise from the earth
>>171804746
speaking of which
FRESH OFF THE PRESSES
Hi
Can you save Asriel yet?
>>171805364
In your heart maybe
>>171801123
Not him but I've seen it. It's not good.https://e621.net/post/show/965960/2016-absurd_res-anthro-asgore_dreemurr-asriel_dree
>>171805364
Yes!no
>>171805364
yep, just click the SAVE button at the end of TP
>>171805364
no. toby still wants us to suffer.
captcha: flowers :'(
>>171805530
>>171805604
>>171805615
Fuck
How long until his money well dries enough that he has to make an Undertale 2?
>>171805576
>>171805779
It will never end as long as the game and the merch is up for sale.Never.
>>171805364
Yeah you have to solve Toby's ARG starting with the mysterious Death by Glamour performance at Disney World.
would you still love your favourite if they were 26 and made a kickstarter campaign for a patch that makes it possible to save asriel, but will only make it if a 300k dollar goal is reached, and there were also stretch goals for him not being rejected by his family for what he's done and fully recovering from his severe PTSD?
>>171805782
Warten sie. How you say, do not shoot the messenger
>>171806153
yeah that would be hilarious
>>171806153
Well, that does seem like something Mettaton would do.
>>171805972
What?
>>171805576
wtf
>>171805576
this is why i fucking hate furries with their gay shiti also hate the fact that asriel made me one of them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>171805576
>Dick Ring
>>171807120
You guys are all legit pussies if that sub par porn was enough to trigger you
>>171807534
Oh anon you're so tough, please let me suck your manly cock. Tell me I'm a bitch again.
Most Extreme Elimination Challange but with Undertale characters
>>171807534
ikr
this place is nice but these people have barely spent 5 minutes on the internet
latest lewd story from the Undyne writefag: http://pastebin.com/S4APFh0L
>>171807534
im not triggered im just commenting how weird it is
fucking undertale dude every goddamn day nothing new
>>171807712
goddamnit anon, now I really want to see this and I never fucking will
>fall asleep neatly around 23:00, way better hour than my usual 01:00-03:00
>wake up at 04:00
>can't fall asleep again
Well, fuck you too brain
not gonna have any mercy on you tonight either
>>171807990
>Frisk Romano and Flowey Blankenship
>>171807942
One day, anon.
One day.
>>171808081
one day what? one day what you lil bitch i swear to god i will fuck you
How did Dremurr reborn end? Didn't Frisk die?
>>171808047
>Captain Undyne
>Alphys LeDouche
>>171808245
>Didn't Frisk die?
No.
>>171808251
That's funny, because just before you posted that I imagined Undyne whistling and pointing her spear before shouting "GET IT ON'"
i'm gonna post a goat
i hope that's okay
Love these two
>>171807942
what do you want from me
>>171808187
The End.
>>171808245
It's not over, andFrisk gave Asriel his soul.
>>171808441
I know he gave Asriel his soul and they were in the same body, but I thought eventually Frisk's presence withered away or something years after.
>>171808427
i want something real, no more games
>>171808441
i will end you if thats what you mean
>>171808542
I think you're thinking of a different AUEndertale?
>>171808679
I was thinking of that one strip where Asriel visits the tree and tells Chara that Frisk hasn't talked to him in a while.
>>171808542
That's a retarded cop out. If souls can float around in a FUCKING jar for ages, why wouldn't a human soul meshed with a monster one last for at least as long as the monster?
fucking kiddo ruined everything
tfw no flowey bf
>>171808580
lay off the sauce, friend, aggression doesn't suit you
>>171808881
STOP SAYING KIDDO
>>171808940
That flower is so god damn cute it's so unfair jesus
>>171809024
no sauce moves, only boss moves
>>171809028
shut up kiddo you dont know anything
>>171809028
FUCK YOU I BET YOURE WORKING FOR KIDDO YOU FUCKING CRYPTO-KIDDO
>Implying the best headcanon isn't that Frisk is Chara's reincarnation and takes care of Flowey post TP so they can be reunited and live a better life
Reminder to awnser these
>>171782572
>>171783376
>>171784413
>>171785808
>>171787404
>>171788551
>>171793924
>>171809228
Why do you have a character on there twice
>>171793924
Hes fucking sexy and his fans aretoo
give me the sex
what do you think of me and my fans?
>>171809721
Anon is cool but anonfags are weird
>>171809692
are you a qt grill?
>>171809692
sorry only monster the snu snu
kiddo...................................................
ANON I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
>>171810598
this aint real love, you deserve better
Would your favorite love you?
>>171809692
>>171811194
they would definitely enjoy my company, but love? I doubt that
>>171810598
anon no
im a degenerate
you can do better
>>171810598
Y-you must be mistaking me for someone else...
>>171800260
>bowser
>innocent
Chara burpfic?
>>171806503
>gaster riding a bike
Wow, fucking cheater
>>171812703
depressed
>>171812703
depressed
4
sure
>>171811194no )=
>>171812703
At least with horniness you can have fun
>>171813926
humans are terrible creatures
>>171814639
>Caring about vermin
asriel is cute
Don't mind me just posting a dad + flower before I go back to video games
>>171814872
it's human beings that are the vermin
>>171814639
>>171814939
Hey, look. Both your super edgy self destructive posts end in 39!
>>171814924
I'm gonna mind you!
>>171815002
Please dont
>>171814991
which is also my age. what a coincidence.
>>171814924
What if Asgore baked Flowey into a pie and gave it to Toriel
>>171815126
I don't think he would do that
>>171815071
I bet you're an asrielfag
>>171815240
guilty
>>171815197
But what if he did though
>>171815319
I like Asrielfags a bit more now.
>>171815126
>>171815197
>"Tori, PLEASE, accept this at least. I just want to show you how sorry I am."
>Toriel sighs
>"Alright, fine Asgore. Since you worked so hard on it, I'll at least t-
>Flowey pops out of the pie
>"HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-
>Toriel screams and falls over convulsing
>Asgore drops down to tend to her, panicking
>Flowey continues shuffling and singing while Frisk taps his feet
>>171815319
>almost 40 year old lusting after an 8 year old
wew
>>171815385
Holy fuck I hit the floor reading that. 11/10
I am THE Asrielfag.
>>171815519
Hopefully next week I'll have some time to draw a comic of it.
>>171815460
>tfw you're almost 40, your wife and kids hate you, and a video game about goat people makes you realize how you hurt everyone you cared about in your life
>>171815524
I am Spartacus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g-tpSzNgeg
Who would Frisk sing this to
>>171815918
everyone they meet, including the amalgamates and sans' pet rock
>someone on a /trash/ meta thread whining about the number of undertale threads and saying the asriel and undyne threads should be merged
yeah that would go real well
professional goats
>>171815997
>Sans coming home to find Frisk and his pet rock in bed
>>171816102
They aren't wrong. Does there really need to be three different threads in /trash/ based around Undertale?
Toriel, Undyne and Asriel are the main ones that should be merged since Flowey has the plant fucker threads and Asgore has the bara threads.
>>171815997
did you just come back from spa? because you're one hot rock.
>>171816102
>going to trash
tonight im determined to have another flowey dreamhopefully an erotic one
wish me luck
goodnight
>>171816280
>not going to /trash/
>>171816338
>bringing trash here
>>171816310
goodnight floweyposter
>>171815918
Is Frisk a very forward lover? Or does he take things slow and easy, peppering the one he adores with compliments and affection until the night when they're truly read to experience his sensual explosion of passion and continual resets to make them feel bliss over and over again until they collapse in eachother's arms?
>>171816310
goodnight floweyfriendI wish you luck
>>171816404
i admit i probably made a mistake browsing the catalog
>>171816231
>Flowey has the plant fucker threads
Barely. I have only seen one or two flowey lewds
/trash/
>>171816231
>Toriel, Undyne and Asriel are the main ones that should be merged
These groups have practically nothing in common. A shared thread would be a disaster.
>>171816576
you could post your own
>>171816679
Well if you want me to go there then just have Asrielfags post in gfur, Toriel in whatever MILF thread you can find and then just have Undyne threads
>>171816803
I honestly would if I visited the thread more often. but there are two problems. 1. flowey lewds are not very common and the other is the flower thread really doesn't like gay stuff it's mostly just fortits and puss puss
>>171816803
That doesn't really seem fair, though. If they can consistently sustain a thread, they should be able to have one dedicated to their character.
when was the last time you played this game?
>>171817275Almost a year ago
First and last time
>>1718172752015
which undertale is best for being swallowed whole by and digested by and having your soul absorbed by?
>>171817275neverI would feel bad about pirating itplus no good torrents
>>171817275
4 months ago.Beat it once as TP. Sometimes I'm tempted to play it again but I can't bring myself to do it.
>>171817275
September 2016.
>>171817505
Awwwww
>>171817424
Sans, he swallows you up with his ecto-tongue down his ecto-throat and digests you in his ecto-belly and then he travels back in time and ecto-shits your remains into your mouth
>ywn experience this
>>171817275
exactly this >>171817339I kind of want to play it again to see how warped I am after a year of /utg/
>>171817275
at the anniversary but i want to replay it soon
night /utg/
>>171818016
goodnight
>>171818016
goodnight goatdad
>>171818016
g'night
who here has nothing to wake up for?no job, school etc
>>171818329
why did you phrase the question like that now im having an existential crisis
>>171818407
because you should wake up for yourself. Nobody should encourage you to wake up, but yourself
>>171817275
Replayed for the Anniversary. I got to the frozen spaghetti and didn't pick it back up. I had an idea about a comic where Frisk sees the Spaghetti and contemplates why someone would leave spaghetti out there by a microwave with no power outlet nearby until they froze solid, and Sans/Papyrus discovering them weeks later.And the reason why I have a shit ton of hours played is because I got caught up in all the datamining hype right after it came out and left the game open for hour upon hour, checking what values changed after battles or meeting characters or etc. blah blah blah. Only fun (not Fun) thing that ever happened to me was the time I left the game running all night then came back to it, ran into Undyne, and the part after she drags Mkid away, instead of playing that cavernous ambient noise, Waterfall started playing, but the pitch was changed because of Gamemaker so it was like a whole half-octave lower. It was really neat.
>>171818329
that'd be mebut i gave up caring a long time ago
>>171818329
me. i dont want to wake up.
Post an image that describes how you feel right now.
>>171820274
I can't. Sexual stuff isn't allowed in a blueboard
>>171820313link it then
>>171820274
>>171820274
>>171820274
>>171820274
>>171820274
>>171820274
>>171820380
>>171820274
Fine.http://rule34-data-009.paheal.net/_images/61b303db31766f3e9791cedcff5ec83c/2059979%20-%20Boxman%20Undertale%20Undyne.png
>>171820274
So I finally got round to playing Undertale when I saw it would be the finale for AGDQ. Did /utg/ enjoy the run?
>>171820274I get way too in to grand strat, and also forget to name my files
>>171821852
i didnt watch it but a speedrun of undertale sounds incredibly boring and miss the point of the game. i dont really like speed runs in general though but some games have interesting exploits at least, not sure if undertale has any good ones (besides the punch card i think is one? not sure)
>>171821293
>>171821293
Why do you feel like that?
Why can't the official Alphys figurine be as cute as this?
>>171822973
Because that's not cute and your hand is all fucked up
>>171822884
Because everythink he does sucks
>>171822834
>>171822884I am incredibly horny right now, and I really want to receive a blowjob from a hot chick because it has been a rather long time since I have gotten any form of sexual contact with another human being. I tend to be more of a dominant person when it comes to things like that.
>>171823105
You should feel like Frisk and go make it happen. Consensually of course
>>171823064
That isn't my hand you dingus.
Smile!
>>171824093
k
>>171824093
it's hard
Why does maintaining great legs have to be so tedious utg?
>No art of MKid growing up and fucking his idol Undyne
>no art of undyne using mkid as a flashlight
I always find it strange that people don't remember to talk to everyone after the post tp fight. It gives a nice incite into some characters, like Mkid having 3-4 different responses to you depending on how you interacted with them.
>>171825067
Also people who don't call Papyrus/Undyne in every room.
>>171824712
It doesn't. Just walk around, it shapes your legs.
>>171824093
I love weird/rare eye colors.
>>171824437
And fangs. Floweyfags 2/2 tonight.
>>171825067
>Yo...
>...
>Don't talk to me
That stung the mostto read about because who the fuck wouldn't save the armless kid that tripped off the side of a bridge holy shit
>>171825337
No I'm not talking about that- I mean constant shaving, lotion, and the likes. I just want glass smooth legs for more than a day or two.
>>171825297
This, I keep hearing how so many people completely skipped through the Papyrus and Papyrus/Undyne phonecalls and it's a fucking shame
>>171825553
Beauty takes effort dearie.
>>171825553
>Shaving
I don't bother since I am a guy who isn't on any swim teams or anything like that, and my skin is smooth so no lotion is needed. I'm sorry I can't relate to what you are experiencing. You could always go for a procedure to remove your leg hair.
Boromir didn't die for this.
>>171825683
Melkor just wanted to make his own music.
Wew, I didn't realize it was 4 in the morning. Oh well I didn't have anything to do today anyways.Who would have thought making a Mettaton oriented civilization in Civ 5 would be so hard...
>>171825601
>Beauty takes effort dearie.
I know, I know. It's just me having a moment of "eh".
>>171825632
Nah, I'm pretty sure I won't need anything that drastic- it's just a phase I'm certain. But on the bright side my legs look incredible usually.
>>171825776
Feanor just wanted to keep his jewels safe.
>>171825935
Post pics
>>171825935
Eh I'd probably go for it, but I never liked my body hair anyway.
>>171826070body hair is gross teeby ache
if there was an easy safe and painless way of getting rid of it i'd do it
Your favourite has to run a boarding school in Paris, looking after twelve little girls in two straight lines. Are they able to deal with the smallest girl named Madeline?
>>171826016
Will do when I wake up because I'm just to the point of passing out. I'll namefag as legs or something of that caliber when I get back on though. With that, good night utg (or good morning since it's almost 5 am anyways)
>>171826070
>PalpatineDoIt.mp3
>>171826152
>Use electric rzor frist
>wet legs w/ warm water for ~5 min
>Apply shsving cream
>Shave with regular razor upwards
>Apply lotion so you don't get razor rash / red dots
basically the easiest way-ish
>>171826435
I would but then I'd have to explain why to my family.Still in closet
>>171826195
I vaguely remember that show.
>>171826775
>show
>>171826808
IIRC there was a cartoon based on it.
Eww, we have closet transgenders here.
Reminds me of Mettaton.
>>171826847I know, but it was a book first
>>171826878
>transgenders
Pretty sure they're just plain faggots.
im not gay i just want to ejaculate in mettatons butthole
>>171826993
That's gay anon.
>>171826993
Sounds straight to me.
Any lewd Mettaton audio?
>>171824712
>>171825553
Because you're a man and you were not meant to have beautiful legs. You're also probably like me and your hair grows out quickly. I usually only shave during the summer so my legs don't look like a wookies when I wear shorts.
>>171827537
https://soundcloud.com/mttloveshisadoringfans
>>171817275
When I first played it over a year ago. I haven't had the heart to do a true reset after pacifist. I still remember pretty much everything that happens though and I don't enjoy bullet dodging a lot so it's not a big deal.
>>171820274
What if Toriel was a Rakatan owned Force-Hound that was redeemed by the early Je'daii? How would she reconcile being the former agent that marked planets for doom?
>>171828175
I'd find it very confusing how the bloody fuck she'd find herself Underground afterwards
would your favorite put the pussy on the chainwax?
>>171828830
the wut on the wut now
>>171829521
Leatherface posts on /vg/
>>171829810
oh dear
But he eats humans not monsters
Unless your favorite's a human
In which case, tough break
>Your fav riding your cock while wearing a highwaisted leotard, headband, and legwarmers
>>171829948
wow thats a cute spoder
>>171830082
Get out of here 80's! Nobody wants you here!
>>171830140
Hey, the 80's are welcome anytime, long as it's fun fitness stuff like that
>>171830092
Spooder is cute always
>>171830140
>>171830140
>tfw more nostalgic of the chaotic haze of the seventies than the commercialism and bullshit of the 80s
>tfw wasn't alive for either
>>171830901
>>171830901
>>171831059
k
>>171831045
holy schamoly
>>171831045
*tight tight*
we /mom/ now
Workplace relationships!
Good morning.
What's everyone listening to at the moment?
>>171832226
whatever song is playing in this webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490261555883.webm
>>171832226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXxoBuF7Do
>>171832226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_45ynOVRmI
hug this goat
>>171833223
Playfully tease the goat
>>171832226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne4mR7Mi7VI
>>171832128
This mom looks horny, could we help her?
>>171833668
No you dummy, her horns are perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with them
>>171832226
https://soundcloud.com/droplikeanecake/whenyoueatfishfordinner
which contentfags do you miss? what would you tell them?would you huge them?
>>171834481
>would you huge them?
T-that sounds kinda lewd...
>>171834481
I already miss pumpkin, and yes, I'd hug her
>>171832226
Morning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69vRIo-AEuw
>>171834481
>>171834558
Same
>>171832226
https://youtu.be/BBAUCUYnX9M
>>171834481I miss Jelly. Their art was fluid and fun whether it was a cute or lewd drawing, and they had cool concept and design drawings too.Would hug.
kissu flowe
WAKE UP
Morning utg! I hope your day is a good one! Try not to work too hard!
>>171836305
PUT ON SOMTHING SOMTHING MAKEUP
Is it worth playing Undertale if I already got spoiled on the twist?
>>171836305
im going to sleep you cant stop me
>>171837136
Absolutely
>>171837136
Kind of, but it's like watching sixth sense after someone's spoiled the twist ending. You might still enjoy it, but a lot of enjoyment is taken out of the overall experience.
>>171837136
Still plenty of nice little story beats to enjoy. And the soundtrack is still awesome in context.
>>171837136
What is "the twist" in the context of Undertale anyway?
>>171837136
Asriel is one of the worst characters anyways so you don't even lost that much
>>171837531
Flowey's identity, though you could probably count Asgore's reveal as one. It's funny because that's actually less of a twist, and more like everything that's said about him being true at the same time.
>>171837631
Sometimes the biggest twist is that things are exactly as they appear to be
Did anin who ordered Asgore x Frisk dojin recieved it yet?
>>171837531
>>171837565
>>171837631
For me the bigger twist was the EXP/LOVE were basically asshole points and you fucked up by obtaining any.
>>171837972
To be fair, considering the general reaction of monsters and named characters, that's something you could tell in advance
>>171838026
Well I knew the game tried to push that you should spare as often as possible, but like most people probably did I killed a few people when it wasn't as obvious how to spare them at first (Toriel and Undyne come to mind) as well as letting myself murder a few in some areas when I felt my level was too low
What's your favourite silly/funny thing to see in a comic.
>"I...I don't want to let go."
>"Okay."
>Frisk picks up Asriel and carries/drags him to the exit while he protests the whole way.
>>171838291
when daddy sansu slam dunkedon stupid gotflower for taking kiddos soul stupid goat kiddo only for sans
>>171838501
Where can I apply for training to become a kiddo master like these anons?
>>171838687
my dads apartment, bring snacks
Just going to make a dad post before I leave.
Have a nice day /utg/
>>171839802
Bye dadfag
>>171837531
Toriel was actually Asgore all along
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
>>171840569
TRY ME BITCH
>>171840569
FUCKIN KIDDO
>>171840569
Use lube pls
>>171840569
You're gonna have a bad time
>>171840569
1v1 ME IN HOTLAND YOU FAGGOT
>>171840569
FINALLY SOMEONE ANSWERS THE CALL
Frisk wants Asriel
>>171840569
I'm gonna kick your fave's ass during recess
>>171830901
>you will never rest against soft, warm, fluffy goat mom after a long dayof fucking his son soft
I want goat SO
>>171841010
;_;
>>171841268
>fluffy goat mom after a long day of fucking his
>his
i wish to have sexual intercourse with a cute male.
>>171841721
heretical
>>171841721
all cute males and females are property of shotagotebro
>>171841953
>shotagotebro
more like shitgaycunt
>>171841953
but I like his dad more
>>171841953
Well he has an affinity for sharingcummiesso I don't see the issue.
>>171841473
sue me, I'm retarded
>>171842672
You can expect a letter from my lawyer within the week.
>>171841268
Isn't it a cow?
>>171840569
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4
Does Papyrus say anything different if you killed Sans?
Imagine how it would be like to have Papyrus and Mettaton looking on the window at night and Mettaton is all like "Darling, it's so cold in here's and Papyrus tells him "In another few hours, the sun will rise' (props for who got the reference! )
>>171844463
Papyrus is long dead by the time that happens
>>171844463
He says he no longer believes in you and turns on his orange eye and gets super mad
>>171844463
He calls you a nigger
>>171845746
>>171844463
Proof
>>171845746
Wait, seriously? Anyone have a screenshot?
>>171845974
But I thought he was black.
>>171846526
>Sans is a pure Aryan. Sans is the chimp.
>>171846376
>>171846826
Papyrus is a pure Aryan. Sans is the chimp.I had Sans on the brain
>>171845974
>nigger to a person with yellow skin
I guess he's blind, too
Hi
>>171847539
Bye
>>171847660
Bye
>>171847481
It's not just a skin color, it's a state of mind.
First playthrough, about to enter Asgore's castle, what's the recommended level to fight the final boss? Lv12 right now not sure if I need to do some grinding before going in.
>>171848337
>what's the recommended level to fight the final boss?
19
>>171848337
>leveing at all
pussy
>>171848337
Don't sweat it. Just load up on food at the resort.
>>171848337
You should be fine.
>>171848337
>Leveling up
Get out of here you pussy.
Kill the thread
Roll call
>>171850513
Goats
>>171850513
Bot
>image to post ration
post your faves and give me edition requests for next thread
>>171850513
With IMAGES
>>171850513
i like humans.
>>171850685
Blooky edition.
>>171850685
The True Edition
KISS MY ASS YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT
>>171850982
FUCK YOU TOO YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>171850513
dadfag
>>171850685
homosexual edition
>>171850879
>>171850914
>>171851296
True homosexual ghost edition
k
>>171850513
Who else remembers the part in Undertale when Papyrus burst into Grillby's lair and shouted, "WHERE'S SANS?!" And Grillby pointed out the window to the Librarby, so Pap went in and found Sans passed out in front of a computer, with ketchup packets and ecto cum all over the place, and a bunch of shitty Paprus lewds pulled up on the computer drawn by Mengelizard99 and the Snowdin Elementary class huddled in the corner?
>>171834809
They're on vacation anon
They'll probably come back
>>171851503
Was that in one of the DLC? I only bothered with the Go-kart one.
>>171851503
I prefer the part where Sans burst into Chara's lair and shouted "where's kiddo?" and Chara said "They're a little tied up at the moment" and turned around to reveal Frisk in bondage gear.
>>171851573
Yeah the extended skeleverse origins backstory trilogy
Greetings!I want to be 9S in this pichttp://imgur.com/a/l5mxm
>>171852045
Good Undertale post.
>>171852110
I'm just a little hype about Nier Automata. It's out of my system now.
>>171850914
What was his problem anyway?
>>171852264
Don't worry I think she's hot too.
>>171852283
What
>>171852365
Next time I see an artfag I am going to request Chara as 2B and Frisk as 9S
>>171852425
Like why did Chara want to kill everybody?
>>171852478
No clue. Probably ostracized or just super edgy
>>171852045Source?
>>171852478
in between dying with asriel and the beginning of undertale, they got really curious as to what killing everyone would actually be like.
so they allied themselves with a small mongolian boy and together they learned about the powers of partnership and murder.
mostly murder.
>>171852575https://exhentai.org/g/1016419/2eaa7fd56b/
Undertale is the world's greatest shitpost.
>>171852876
I actuallyenjoyed Undertale unironically
>>171852697
Thanks anon
>>171852928
Memes asideI genuinely enjoyed this game
So just finished neutral route for my first playthrough, is it worth starting over to see the other endings? No spoiler pls
>>171853190
yes.
What's that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNXq5DUZnk
>>171853190
Yeah. Try being nice to people.
>>171853190
Yeah, at least do the "good" ending.
>>171853190
Try not killing anyone this time.
>>171853337Or kill everyone
Also did I fuck up by killing Flowey at the end? Couldn't think of a single good reason to spare him
>>171853190
Learn the true name.
>>171853525
nope
>>171853525
That was the morally correct choice
>>171853525
Oh you did it now!
>>171853525
Nah fuck him
Go when bready
>>171853884
>>171853884
>>171853884
>>171853525
Way to go pal!
guilt free post
Is Undertalefun
>>171854215
fun isn't real
>>171854215
Undertale made me question my entire life and existence
>>171854215
So which branch do you think had the best final boss and ending?
I want to berapedby flowey and gaster
tfw i'm gay and my favourite shipping is a traditional model family
>>171860303
You could say that this anon has gonenuclear
Is genocide run the canon ending?
>>171861035
i still think their son is hot as hell