/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1043

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fuck leliana

>>171431725
desu those three would improve ME so much.

>>171431818
I would but necrophilia is a turn off

1st.

>>171431818
Be nice to her, anon !

Does /dag/ care about me:a?

>>171432041
fuck you too

>>171432048
We've all pretty much agreed it's shit.

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How come the make-up only looks good in certain light? sometimes it looks gorgeous but then you go to a sunny part of the hinterlands and it looks like you applied a drunken touch-up

>>171432048

Only for the memes.

>>171432092
>so full of hate

May the Maker turn His gaze on you, friend !

>>171432107
Ever been out clubbing anon? That seems about right

>>171432167
> !
stop. fucking. doing. this

>>171431815
Ah~!! My female vaginal bussy is being filled with thicc reports!!

>>171432167
Fuck the Maker

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Obligatory Love is Eternal post.

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>>171432107
Stuff looks different in different lights.

This bit at the beginning there is notoriously unflattering though, everyone looks awful.

>>171432262
>Implying the maker doesn't already fuck you while you're sleeping.

>>171432269
Even photoshop can't make skeletor attractive

>>171431818
Fuck. Leliana.

>>171432329
>implying my vagina doesn't enjoy big Maker cock

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>>171432363
I am sure a single kiss from her would change your mind.

I really don't understand what's so special about Leliana, she looks like a normal white girl, she doesn't have any special features to her.
i.e Cassandra has the scar, square jaw and arched eyebrows, Josephine has the lip thing going on, tan skin with light eyes and beauty marks, Vivenne has the.. well she's black w/ pronounced cheekbones and thicc lips
Leliana's just... regular

>>171432776
Boring people like boring characters

>>171432776
Girl next door look but with sexual techniques that would leave you weeping on the floor.

Also she's a redhead.

>>171432269
why do I love her so much . . .

>>171433050
>. . .
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>>171432893
>sexual techniques that would leave you weeping on the floor
>literally had sex with one person ever
>spent like two years as a nun
ummmmm

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>>171432762
No

>>171433050
Because you have shit taste

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>>171432893
She's covered head to toe in armor, what do you mean 'girl next door' look
She doesn't even have freckles, therefor she is an inferior redhead

>>171433143
>>literally had sex with one person ever
So lesbian orgies at the chantry doesn't count?

>>171433139
>hates ellipses
>hates exclamation marks

what is wrong with you ?

>>171433143
>literally had sex with one person ever
When does she say that? And why would it be true when she is constantly lying to you anyway?

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>>171432776
I don't know, anon.

>>171433216
spaces DO NOT belong before ellipses and exclamation marks

>>171433291
they belong wherever I want them, anon

>>171433291
!but ... anon ; why ! ! not ?

>>171433339
you belong chained up in my bed

>>171433413
only if you're Leliana . . .

>>171433474
leliana is in my crawlspace

>>171433263
Nightmare fuel. Thanks fucker, now I have to go play Nier to burn that image from my mind

Daily reminder Leliana cult is the future of /dag/. Join it to make /dag/ great again.

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>>171433604
/dag/ was never great

>Being so insecure about your waifu choice that you make it a forced meme to like her
>It backfires

Wew, looks like Jaal isn't bi. There is no any audiofiles for Scott.
Shitshtorm and drama are coming. Bioware did it again.

>lelfags sabotaging the poll
>still barely ahead
utter cancer

>>171433885
>>>/meg/

>>171433885
There's at least 1 audio file of Scott saying I love you to Jaal. The romance tags also show he is definitely bi. The miners are having some trouble finding the rest, but that's not out of the ordinary since they're not always in order and some files are harder to get, especially since according to the datamining thread, the method of extraction is not especially reliable.

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>>171433915

>>171434961
>14 minutes ago

>>171433643
whats this mean?

/Lel/anons love everyone on /dag/. Even the anti-/Lel/anons.

>>171434463
Honestly, asunder, it's looking more and more like the Cullen situation. You've got both ladyinsanity and danaduchy saying it's unlikely at best. I'm not trying to be a downer, but it really could go either way at this point.

>>171435112
it's how we weed out the newfags

>/meg/ suddenly loves MEA

>>171436126
>suddenly
No they always have.

Will Morrigan break up with me if I marry Anora?

>>171436270
yep

>>171435438
I suppose you could be right. I'd be very confused at mlm getting one single romance though (the Reyes 'fling' not counting, of course). I'm romancing Vetra (or maybe Suvi if V doesn't pan out) so I won't be too wounded (three romances and 2 flings for wlw, it's a good year).

>>171436338
Well, fuck.

>>171436531
>all three female squad members are LIs
>two are bi + one lesbian crew member
>two of three male squad members are LIs
>both are straight
>only m/m option is a crew member
>maybe a fling with some guy on one of the planets
tb h this seems like something the ME team (Mac) would do

>>171436578
Have Alistar marry her

>>171436270

I never did it but it would be pretty anti-her if she did. It puts you in a position of power and it would be odd of her to deny you that.

>>171437312
She doesn't share. If you marry Anora she dumps you

I keep reading Anora as Areola...

>>171437504
Getting mixed signlas here. Google gave me 3 people now that said they married anora and Morrian took it really well and didn't break up.

>>171437558
*slaps*

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what the fuck

>>171437635
Rude . . . !

>>171436531
Why are you so obsessed with gay shit if you're straight?

>>171437687
Propotions on the left look much better tbqhmf

>>171437221
Alistair is shit and I hate him. I would never let him marry Anora.

>>171437729
Asunderchan is a 40 year old fat guy who pretends to be a young girl semi attractive girl. Mental illness is an answer that comes to mind

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>>171437687

>>171437903
only one it really works for is Cole

>>171437837
Joking aside I genuinely don't get it.

>>171437903
DELET

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>>171437903
>Anorexic Blackwall and Bull
>Varric's tiny baby legs

>>171438000
Not joking

>>171437729
asunder is an feminine presenting agender pansexual (I know this word isn't tr*ggering to you, asunderchan, but it's accurate) dominant male leaning feeder womyn

>>171437504

>Share
You don't marry Anora for the sexe

>>171437606

What I found is that she says "Things work themselves out" or something, because she planned to leave anyway but she is not mad. And you can still get the Witch Hunt ending where you leave with her. In which case it was hella pointless to marry Anora just to disappear forever so you may as well just not do it.

>>171438235
This is the most tumblr tier post I have ever seen on 4chan

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>>171438235

>>171438000
I turn 41 in April!

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>>171438235

>>171438847
Yeah, this.

Can we talk about Dragon Age and not this cuck shit?

Thanks.

I feel bad for killing brother Genitivi now that I'm reading all his codec entries
and now that I know it wasn't necessary at all...

>>171438235
if someone said this to me unironically i would say "go fuck yourself" mid sentence to the freak. Tumblr shit stay in tumblr.

>>171439079
The best way to play is to kill anyone you can

>>171439412
Especially Liliana

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Ratonhnhaké:ton

>>171439554
Strike her down, anon, and she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>171439631
I like DA:I Liliana. She needs to be hardened even more so she can lead the chantry properly

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Sera is e v e r y w h e r e

>>171439612
I get it!

>>171440723
>>171439612
These posts were made by the same person !

>>171440697
Red Jenny knows

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>>171440769
All me

>>171440985
Naughty anon.

>>171440985
Blessed be the Maker and His Prophet Andraste !

>>171441213
>>171441179

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All me

>>171441314
That makes no sense. Two of those posts are me . . .

>>171441418
The evidence doesn't lie !

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So grossu

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>>171442289
I just want to.. pick up her boobs and duct tape them where they belong
wtf

>>171442512
Anon, I will slap you if you won't side with mages in your playthrough.

>>171442289
>1366x768
The hell is this

>>171440769
>>171440985
Lying!

>>171442289
>>171442512
>laptop gaming at it's finest

>>171442512
I kind of want to play with them

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>>171442512

>>171442750
W-why?
>>171442798
>>171442896
What's wrong with laptop gaming? it works for me

>>171443330
>You are playing as a mage
>Mage questline is objectively superior
>Mages are individually stronger than Templars
>Mages did nothing wrong
>Leliana loves mages

>>171443576
hell yes !

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>>171443576
I dun like leliana :c
but true if the templars didnt torment the mages so badly none of this would've happened
...Although if mages were extinct there'd be no need for templars and demons would have a harder time possessing people...

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Sera a cute!

CUUUUTE!!!!

>>171444168
*cries in the corner softly hugging her nug*

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>>171444445

>>171444520
That..inflated chest.

noob games

>>171416134
There's a trend of using more intricate coloring books and the act of coloring as a practice of mindfulness. It's become popular enough that big names in comic book publishing ie: Aspen MLT, Marvel, Dark Horse,Image, IDW, and so on are jumping on the bandwagon for sweet shekels.

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>>171444790
Didn't you know anon? All menly men have manly boobs.

>>171432113
I'm loving the slobbery, lego gobbling Saras they're putting up on /meg/.

>>171444445
I love her almost as much as Lel

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Is she autistic

>>171446062
NO!

>>171437039
Is he known for being shitty towards the m/m stuff or something?

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Sera a cute.

>>171447772
yes !

>>171439079
You killed him?
For what purpose?
>>171439310
It's retarded, but doesn't exactly warrant that reaction.

>tfw da:o doesnt have co-op

>>171448590
I thought it would be dangerous for him to share the location of the urn with everyone, especially with what happened with the cult... He said he would rather die than keep it to himself, or something like that, so I killed him lol

I keep thinking it's space to pause b/c of the last two games and I'm just jumping everywhere looking like an idiot :c

>>171448965
>looking like an idiot
what else is new lmao

Anon's onion.

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Jarring and uncomfortable looking
>>171449026
I gift wrapped that one for you, hope you liked it

>>171450292
That sounds like you should be marinating steak in it, not drinking it straight up

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Its good to be champion!

>>171448871
>killing the purest person in the entire Chantry
How DARE

>>171451392
If I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have done it :(

>>171450669
>marinating steak in beer

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>>171452064
???

>>171451547
>>171452437
Both are blasphemy.

Which DA boy has the muskiest cock?

>>171445123
You mean they don't even have their own memes and repost /v/ stuff?

>>171453158
Cassandra!

>>171453158
Blackwall or Bull but I'm thinking more Blackwall

>>171453982
He spends all that time in the barn as an excuse for the smell.

>>171453158
Dorian.

Guys, in DA:O is it a good idea to spec into multiple weapons?

Because so far im only speccing into sword and board and the warrior tree and i have 2 points lying there waiting for when i unlock the farther options in that tree, same with Alistair.

>>171454419
No.

It's a shite idea.

>>171454486
Okay so you just hold onto multiple points until level 8 or whatever?

I'd spec into traps or herbalism if i could.

>>171454796
>traps or herbalism
pls no

I don't want to hear the tale of the warden who turned the Fifth Blight with a shiny trap and some poultices.

>>171454796
If you're going to make bad choices, I hope you're playing on casual

>>171454796
You need tactics and that other I always went for combat training and tactics, iirc there are abilities that require you to have a certain level in those skills

>>171455961
woah I wrote a sentence, half erased it and wrote another sentence
It's 230am and I've been playing Inqusition since noon, forgive me

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How is Sera not autistic

>>171457364
Stop being a bully.

Just because she's different than what you think she should be does not mean she is "autistic".

>>171457794
37 times anon
37 times
she's atleast high-functioning Asperger's

>>171458134
Judging by her face its more likely down-syndrome.

>>171459079
He's not wrong.

>>171459490
He's an ugly af hambeast bait

>Organizations inherently give into corruption
>There is nothing more painful than watching fools squander what you achieved

Is Solas Bioware's self insert?

>>171459548
If he wasn't when he was first written, he sure as hell is now. At least it seems like Bioware's starting to realize where their shitty decisions have taken them - getting rid of Curry Thunder was the first step, so here's hoping they keep going in that direction.

Goddamit Morrigan stop breaking my balls here.

It's easier to get shit done with honey than vinegar. Theres no morality in agreeing to help find someone in exchange for services thats just bargaining.

>>171459639
what's curry thunder

The fact that a cuck like Solas became popular shows that the DA fanbase should be gassed

>>171459735
Manveer Heir, that guy who did gameplay design for Andromeda and basically tweets nonstop about how much he hates white people. His contract did not get renewed.

>>171459648
TIS NOT MY FAULT YOU WISH TO WASTE YOUR TIME HELPING OTHERS WHILE THE BLIGHT TAKES HOLD.

>>171460058
Oh morri, you weren't concerned about the blight while I was railing your apostate ass in camp.

>>171460058
WE NEED TO SPEAK TO THE ARL, THEREFORE WE NEED TO CLEAR THE CASTLE, THEREFORE WE NEED WEAPONS, WE NEED THE BLACKSMITH TO REPAIR THE WEAPONS, HE WONT UNLESS WE LOOK FOR HIS DAUGHTER, SO WE LOOK FOR HIS DAUGHTER

IT'S ALL NECESSARY YOU EDGELORD WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>171459648
Morrigan won't let you fuck?

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Why did they not create a default face model for Inquisition? I'm so tired of having to spend an hour fucking about in the CC just to create a greasy potato that vaguely resembles a human.

>>171460463
They did, 5 for each sex/race in fact.

>>171460393
I don't even care im just gonna be a virgin. No time for dumb goth sluts and french nuns.

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>>171460516
I meant an actual proper facial scan model as the default or something like "iconic" hawke

>>171460575
You could always go with Antivan chocolate.

what's the most fun party for a purple F!Hawke mage?

>asked that girl in the Redcliffe Chantry for a kiss for saving her brother
>Morrigan gets made

C U C K E D

>>171461819
>thinking that won't come back to bite you in the ass

haHAA

>Give the holy amulets to the Knights
>Morrigan approves
>Leliana disproves

???

>>171461442
Fenris, Anders, Merrill

>>171459791
They stopped targeting the general gamer power fantasy audience and turned to the lonely tumblr landwhale power fantasy instead. The inquisitor is awkward and shy just like them, but instead of being offputting and unlikeable like the majority of /dag/'s "females" she's told she's super kawaii adorkable by older male characters

>>171463279
What?
idk how you play your game but my Inky's eloquent and staunch.
What do you mean by 'older' characters? you realize you can make your Inquisitor look 20-30 years older than all of them right?
Or is it meme here to blame Tumblr for everything you find wrong in a game?
>>171459791
I thought Solas' romance route was cool. I don't like him 'cause he looks like a fag but it was still cool. Now if it were Anders everyone cooed after....

>>171463279
Haha yeah, when you put it that way, I guess his romance really is just a way for shy awkward girls to live vicariously through their Inquisitors. ;-;

>>171460391
Can't you just force the blacksmith? Or am I getting something confused

>>171463581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhAKxsQLp3U

Best inquisitor desu

>>171436531
>using mlm and wlw unironically

>>171463686
You should really consider suicide or at least getting mental help if you're this desperate for attention

>>171466146
I was just joking, anon. I'm not saying it's not true, but I can laugh it off just fine.

>>171466219
I think anon has a crush on you

>samefagging this hard

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>>171467179
Nobody's samefagging here to the best of my knowledge.

Which DA girl has the smelliest BRAAAAPPPS?

What do they smell fo?

>3 m/f romances
>3 f/f romances
>2 f/m romances
>1 m/m romance
p-progressive...

What's the most fun on hit effect for bows? Hidden blades or exploding corpses?

>>171469468
Gay men have been disenfranchised for the longest and thus are less fashionable than other orientations.

Are any of these blackstone or mages thingy quests worth doing.

They all look gay and boring.

>>171469613
you look gay and boring

>>171469659
Isn't everyone who plays this gay franchise?

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>>171469468
But what did Aaryn mean when he confirmed Gil isn't the only gay romance (and one-offs don't count)?

>>171460575
>No time for dumb goth sluts and french nuns.
This is the saddest statement I have ever heard. You need to take time to enjoy life, anon. You only get one shot at it.

>>171460575
>Permavirgin
Self inserting should have its limits

Most annoying people in the thread:
>solaswives
>lelfags
>tripfags
>fake /meg/ refugees
>normies

OK-list
>actual /meg/ refugees
>mr. sword
>liara-anon
>normal waifufags who don't seek attention (Tulpa included)
>people who is currently playing DA and posting results
>creativefriends
>suddenly game/lore discussions fags
>kurwas, rpgs, obsidian, got, etc. fags (no ov*rw*tch allowed)

>>171470159
Sara/Suvi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

>>171472469

>So painfully aware of what kind of game he is in
Press F for Salamian

>>171472886
FFFFFFFFFF
That was atrocious

>>171472886
>Salamian
tasty

It's a shame Andromeda wont even be worth playing years down the road for 10 bucks like inquisition was.

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>>171463000
>NOT
It's lying/deceiving them so Morri gets happy, Leliana appreciates honesty on the other hand.

*cums on a Morrigan statue*

>>171472469
. . . are they fucking serious?

Is there no downside of going to the magi to save connor?

Will people die because of the time?

>>171449552
why are there so many black people in Ferelden? That makes no sense

>>171457364
neurotypical oppression of minorities continues

>>171475479
No there isn't.

>>171475532
How so?

Fereldens were tribal people.

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>>171475532
Only in Inquisition. Origins had I believe zero black people with the exception of like 2 bandits in Denerim. Origins was pretty based.

>>171475532
Why are there so many muslims in europe?

>>171476365
Literally who gives a fuck about euroshits

>>171476438
You aren't very smart, are you...

>>171475532
Humans aren't native to Thedas, they've only been there a few thousand years so skin colour is basically a non-factor with regards to nationality and geography. Most dark-skinned people ended up in the north/east but Thedas isn't exactly a fuck-huge place. Barris's family have been living in Ferelden for literally hundreds of years, for example. Don't worry about it too much.

>>171476510
Take that back!

>>171458414
Down Syndrome kids have the air strip foreheads.
>>171459136
If you guys are going to keep reporting shit, at least be more specific about who it is in your replies.
>>171459791
He just wants to return Jerus--ah, I mean Arlathan to its former glory, anon.

>>171476969
>He just wants to return Jerus--ah, I mean Arlathan to its former glory, anon.
There is nothing wrong with that

*pushes Solas into a pit of spikes*

heh...... oops....

Don't..hurt my Solas.

*biotically lifts PB and drops her off the side of a cliff*

oh no.....

>>171477394
Go... back to tumblr...

>>171466146
Wowzers. This post is the equivalent of a high school girl snarling back at another one in a locker room.
Please try to contain whatever all that is.
>>171469468
>>171469579
Yup. That's why they shoved gaybies at you. That's your endgame. You're no longer valid because too many of you rebelled against vaginas outside of the bedroom and now you're being phased out.

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>>171477642
*slaps* I..only browse tumblr for cute Leliana art.

>>171477914
>all those disgusting tumblr-tier noses

>>171477974
they don't even have tumblr nose....

>>171477974
I thought tumblr noses were the inexplicably beaming shiny red ones. Is it just any cartoon style now..?

>>171478080
darling, anything Anon doesn't like = """tumblr"""

>>171477662
My theory is that LSW has a secret admirer who also has tourettes

Tumblr is bad tho.

>>171478175
>LSW
whoooooooooooooo

>>171478215
*no better or worse than 4chan, reddit, twitter, etc

*slaps thread*

>>171478215
>blacklist the shit you don't want to see
>block the SJWs/plebbitors/poltards you don't want to interact with
>follow like minded people
>???
>profit

>>171478536
*slaps you*

>>171478584
>create an echochamber

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>>171478584
Anon..you will never blacklist me, right?

>>171478668
I mean...if you want to go find people to beef with and get yourself intentionally triggered, you can do that too. I'm just talking about how to have a reasonably comfy internet experience with a semi-reliable stream of content you're actually moderately interested in.

>>171478814
Huh? A blank post? How odd.

>>171477108
Well. He can call you his vhenan all the live long day, but ultimately you're still the equivalent of a shiksa goddess and not fully one of the people.
>>171478175
She's got that little slav fella that likes her, but that's not him.
>>171478584
Someone here had told me you needed an app to do the blacklisting shit. I've just kinda stopped looking at mine because there's so much dumb shit from that Yuri on Ice thing that's reposted by someone I follow.
Better to avoid the problem altogether, r-right?

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>>171478029
>>171478080
>>171478150

>frog nose and penis nose aren't tumblr noses

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>>171479516
Whoa

>>171479475
You need the xkit extension but it's zero effort and honestly makes tumblr usable. With it, you can hide all posts that mention Yuri On Ice (and all its characters, like I have blocked), or even set a limit on how many posts you see from on particular person if they spam a lot but for whatever reason you don't want to unfollow.

>>171478584
>thread is literally you talking to you'reself

I want to Eiffel Tower Leli with Morri.

>>171479475
I have one person I follow who spams Diabolik Lovers, I'll look and I'll have 50 new posts on my dashboard, 90% is just weird rping and art. It's not even a good anime...
srs I tried and it's shit
Yuri on Ice was cute tho

>>171480362
>follow someone for years
>now posts nothing but fan art and porn of some shitty anime I dgaf about or text posts about how much they hate themselves
>don't want to unfollow and cause drama
someone..... help me........

>>171478175
More than one person here hates "her" you know.

>>171479879
I'm using the regular internet on my phone when I do browse there, and nothing is really interesting enough or worth downloading apps/extensions for me to warrant using the space.
>>171480362
>>171480858
Does unfollowing usually cause drama? That seems excesive.

>>171481026
possibly, particularly if you're mutuals

depends on how much you interact with them in the first place

>>171481267
Man. People getting angry or defensive over someone they'll never even talk to outside of that social platform.. that's too much maintenence.
I still remember a girl I followed for DA lore on there right after the election going full blown /fetalpositioncornerchattering/ and posted pictures of nothing but cats for like a week.

>>171482576
>I still remember a girl I followed for DA lore on there right after the election going full blown /fetalpositioncornerchattering/ and posted pictures of nothing but cats for like a week.
The initial breakdown of the left and it's continued downward spiral is amusing, pathetic, and distressing all at the same time.

>>171482829
You shoulda seen the witchhunt they went on for any kind of content creator like artists or Sims CC creators that voted for/support Trump
half the time they slap 'phobic' on the end of a word I'm not sure actually exists in the English language...

>>171482829
>left chimps out and self-destructs
>right chimps out and chokes on the turds they're being fed
>centrists remain absolutely fucking useless
>America wipes itself off the map but not before nuking North Korea and triggering WW3 and subsequent nuclear winter

T-thanks guys.

>>171483747
Hello irrellevent euromutt

....................... male asari

>>171482829
It's a lack of effective coping mechanism. Watch behavior in small children when something doesn't go their way, and you'll notice depressing similarities. It's not exclusive to the left either. I feel bad for them in a lot of ways.. not enough to put up with their shit, but still.
>>171485481
Is there fanart of this?
Will we ever see Cullen as an asari in a lovely shade of cerulean?

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So I'm at skyhold and I'm wondering who's a better romance Cullen or Blackwall? I'm not going to do degenerate shit so no Sera or Iron Cuck.

>>171487583
And I denied The Iron Cuck's service so there's really no reason to mention him anyway.

Oh man return to ostagar sure is fun, Throwing 50 million grunts at you and redoing the tower.

>>171487583
I thought you were romancing Blackwall with her?

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>>171487991
No I never said that. I asked before if it was worth romancing Cullen but people just said he was decent. I haven't asked about Blackwall yet however and I don't want to go single like I did with Hawke.

http://turianfetish.tumblr.com/post/158580296265/there-you-go-jaal-in-his-naked-glory-let-the

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>>171487583
Cullen if you want sugary-sweetness I think
>>171487991
That was meeee

>>171488178
That is disgusting

>>171488178
That is one fucked up Anatomy.

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>>171488178
>titty handles

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r-rude

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>>171488178
>http://turianfetish.tumblr.com/post/158580296265/there-you-go-jaal-in-his-naked-glory-let-the

>>171488178
Take away the tentacles and he kind of looks like a human without any skin. Not sure how to feel about this 2bh.

Why is meg so hell bent on supporting Andromeda? You can love a series and still say that a particular instance of that series is shit. How can you defend all the fuckups in MEA?

>>171489782
I haven't been to MEG in a long time but I'd say it isn't unreasonable to reserve final judgment until you actually play the thing for a good amount of time

>>171489782
Because it's not a yearly franchise and it's all they have and it looks like it may be the last thing they ever have because Bioware is most likely shuttering after this.

Also let's not pretend we dont give Inquisition a way easier time than it deserves when theres transexual bulls lecturing you on privilege and and stronk medieval nigresses.

>>171488178
>can't force squadmates to go into battle nude, protected by shields and barriers
um...... are they really claiming that this is supposed to be a role playing game.....??

>>171490005
That's not unreasonable. However, if someone puts out a preview to showcase their hard work and that preview looks and behaves like shit, then... well, it'd be an assumption to call the finished product shit, but it wouldn't be an unfounded assumption.

>>171490096
Fair points both.

Though I definitely made noise about the SJW-pandering tumblrism that infect the game, as well as the failed attempts to MMO-ize it.

>SJW pandering tumberism

LMAO, what is that supposed to mean?

>>171490403
Shitting on ME:A is the cool thing to do right now. A lot of it is deserved, but if you haven't played the preview yourself, I don't see how you can call it shit without just parroting other people's opinions. ESPECIALLY when those people are games journalists, who either A. want to put out an opinion that their readers/viewers agree with, or B. want to put out an opinion that will stir up controversy. I think I'm rambling now so I'll stop

>>171491038
anything that's not a straight white male or a sexy female is tumblr t b h

>BW will never be able to reach the depths of "SJWism" required to drive off the gamergate-tier retards who get triggered by such mindblowing examples of social justice gone mad, such as a brown person, or a woman they can't fuck, but still refuse to just fuck off and play another game series

The Witcher is right there guys. It's good and it doesn't have darkies and faggots in it. Cut your losses and run.

>>171491287
>witcher
>doesn't have faggots

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>tfw Blackwall looks mid to late 20s with no beard instead of 40 with one
>tfw Blackwall looks like he should be wearing power armor and extincting super mutants

>>171492194
Not beefymclargehueg enough to be a spess muhreen

>>171491287
>brown people in medieval European culture

At least the blacks in Witcher are all demons.

I want to lick 2bs butthole

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>>171492194
Eww..the beard is the best thing about him.

Is there a controler mod for DAo?

>>171491287
Wouldn't reaching the depths of SJWism be worse, though?

>>171492729
You're better off M+K. I've played DAO on console with a controller and the M+K experience is much better.

>>171492880
I don't like playing games with M+K. It's not comfy

>>171492368
she does NOT have one

>>171492616
cute huggable dad

>>171492194
creepy coworker who asks to "crash" on your couch for a "week"

>>171491287
>>171491038
You guys know there is this place called r/dragonage right? It seems you guys would fit in right over there.

>>171493109
On pc it's fully rendered. And highly lickable

>>171493037
I get you, there are plenty of games that I play with a controller. DAO is just shitty with a controller though. You might find a mod, but I doubt it. The console interface for the game was clever to a degree but it was really wonky for the game compared to M+K.

>>171494015
Disgusting, she looks like she would be sticky to touch and smell like brappps.

>>171494015
Is it just me or is there something weird looking about her face?

>>171494481
just you

>>171494481
>>171494552
She looks like the off spring of a darkspawn and a retarded elf

>>171494481
Is it how greasy she looks or how her nose looks like it's perma squished up against a window

>>171494776
Well, the greasy bit is offputting. It's more the shape of her face, though. It's just fucking weird.

>>171494757
That's not entirely inaccurate.

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Elves can look cute!

>>171495123
Can you post a cute elf next time?

>>171495123
that looks like a cross between tallis and leliana (aka horrible)

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>tfw no quest in inquisition to convince cassandra to ride the bull and release all her pent up stress

She even seems somewhat willing too in one of her and Bull's conversations. She just needs more convincing.

>>171495369
The Bull belongs to Dorian!

>>171495994
NOPE

>>171495369
>She even seems somewhat willing

Not exactly. She just said she doesn't mind him complementing her and not so subtly dropping hints that he wants to fuck her as long as he's aware that nothing is ever going to happen.

>>171496147
>nope
Then you obviously havent played the game and your opinion is worthless

>>171496905
Bull doesn't even join the Inquisition! They've never met!

>>171497548
Then how does The Bull meet Cassandra? Checkmate Tevintor scum

>>171497787
She went to the Storm Coast with Inquisitior where Bull was turned away!

Anon's lewd exclamation mark !

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Wcif skyhold pajamas that don't look like shite

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>>171495994
Feels good denying every degenerate entry to the Inquisition. No Iron Cuck and his gang of faggots, no Dorian and no Sera. It is supposed to be holy am I right?

>>171495123
>Cassandra in cute Qunari armour

I love it !

>>171498595
>not using degenerate scum as canon fodder.
Bad form old man

>>171498595
I bet you recruited the lying scum pretending to be a warden

>>171498367
Didn't they patch in more outfits that you could choose from? I like the one with the white gloves and the scarf, it makes me feel like a power ranger.

>>171498595
>trying to save the world
>not recruiting every possible skilled ally that you can regardless of whether or not you think their lifestyle is "degenerate"

? ? ? ? ?

>>171499079
Wot when? Where

>>171499196
You don't get access to them until Skyhold sadly, but they're in your room if you click on the dresser.

Why some people get triggered by lgbt characters in video games?

>>171499196
Patch 10, I think . . .

There's now a wardrobe to the right of your bed (across from the Inquisitor's desk) that you can pick your Skyhold outfit in

>>171499258
it's just lonely 400 pound psychotics lying on a mattress with nothing else to do

>>171499151
>putting spaces between question marks
What kind of degenerate does that?

>>171499009
Well It's not like you know he's pretending when you first recruit him.

>>171499258
>>171499398
Some people just don't fags I guess. It's mainly the way Inquisition shoved them in your face. Atleast you don't need to deal with them.

>>171499398
Same could be said for the landwhales that praise and actively call for Bioware to shove more fags in their games.

>>171499258
>fags are barely 10% of population
>90 percent of the main characters are either gay or bi
>Sexuality constantly comes up in inappropriate situations because people have a hardon for progressive gay shit

People don't like being fed propaganda. Even if you are fine with homos like i am, you still don't want your game to be disproportionately representative of them for no reason.

Theres nothing unreasonable or nefarious about looking at a game and seeing 2 heterosexual options and then a bunch of a gay shit and being like wtf.

>>171500353
But 90% of biowares fan base is gay or bi, or non binary demi attack tumblrites, so it makes sense

>>171500636
A) show me those statistics
B) because they have pandered to them

Pre-me2/DA:O there was nothing so bland and faggoty about the company. In fact believe it or not people use to buy bioware games for reasons other than gay slashfic. Used to be they were very competent storytellers.

>>171500353
I think you're digging a little bit too deep into it. If you're playing a hetero character why does it matter if your s/o is bi?
Why does it matter if a companion's gay if you're playing a hetero character? you're in a hetero relationship.
Yeah Krem's I'M A BOY speech was retarded but it seems more like you're looking for problems where there aren't any

>>171500863
>Pre-me2/DA:O there was nothing so bland and faggoty about the company. In fact believe it or not people use to buy bioware games for reasons other than gay slashfic. Used to be they were very competent storytellers.
I miss those days

>>171500945
It's more to do with how needlessly hypersexualised the games are for me personally.

It's like how in ME you build up al these nice male friendships and then in ME3 you are scared to talk to any men because literally everything leads to gay flirting.

In new bio-ware games EVERYONE is Zevran. Every male/male conversation has these gross gay undertones even if you are playing straight. Theres nothing masculine about them.

So instead of talking about fags and what not anybody want to tell me which is more fun? Reaver or Champion for a sword and board warrior in Inquisition?

>>171500863
>Used to be they were very competent storytellers.
Stop. They were never competent story tellers. You're using nostalgia glases

>>171499408
Why does it bother you so much, anon ?

>>171501719
Bioware pre 2010 begs to differ. But who cares anyway this is totally subjective

>>171502015
I t d o e s n ' t b o t h e r m e !

>>171501320
Really? Cause the only case of that I can recall would be Anders
Besides Dragon Age isn't really modeled after real life, it has its own lore/history... Sexuality is much more fluid in a fantasy medieval world where none of the known religions state that being gay is wrong I guess
>>171501671
Warrior's kinda eh in Inqusition but I'd go Champion