SC2

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he watched in the shadows as the venomous prostitute pranced around with the slayers members. the selfish bitch didn't even bother to wear socks to cover her feet.

what if another man accidentally tickled her? what would become then?

he could not sit idly any longer. he had to take action

gook

ahhhh, deliver me from the material plane

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fuck i forgot to save the text before opening the new thread
open pic and read my comment please

coffee girl........................

cute!

imagine not being able to draw perfectly lol

kidna wanna play dark cloud again

midna.....her small juicy body....

kinda wanna lube up those giant tits and poke my dick at them

new zelda is shit de su

>de su

my dad took our only working bicycle so i can either walk to the liquor store or hope he comes home within the next two hours

what even goes through your head when you post something like desu or the filtered words associated with it?

its black twitter talk i dont get how you think thats funny or fun or necessary for the post

add more water to the soup, we're having company!

just nu-chan shit

you and your dad like to toss that ol pigskin around like strapping boys are want to do?

>>171134514
wanna toss that ol pigskin around?
or how about a game of street hockey i call goalie

>>171134295
tbqh

>>171134295
tb h is actually something brits use
the fa m subhumans should all be gased though

>like strapping boys are want to do

>>171134514
better start walking...

honestly
the story in automata feels kinda half baked
hoping endings b and onward fix that because i didnt feel invested in ending a despite playing for 20ish hours

>>171135506
alcoholism must run in the family

man i could go for an ice cold busch right about now....

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real life reality show ayyyy

>>171135506
he wants it ice cold you idiot

whats your guys spirit animal?
mine is probably like one of those bottom feeder aquarium fish

northern timber wolf

>>171133397
water on a microfiber cloth

and dont press hard

uh oh janny is here keep your cool....

like a snail or shrimp

*constructs additional pylons*

>>171136445
na i try that and it just makes more smudges and gets worse than a single black smear :(

haha dont you just love sc2 guys kekeke zerg rush haha additional pylons

everybody stay calm i'll talk to janny, get us out of this mess

hey jan.....how ya doin tonight....
we aint hurtin no one, just a couple boys discussing power animals and beer
alright we'll keep it quiet, c ya later :)

ok we're in the clear guys

*micros*

watch this..
*snickers*
jani suck my cock hahaha
*runs away resets router and deleted cookies*

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*grabs a beer*

>>171136347
one of those falcon birds that aren't quite eagles

humpday is over. fuck cant wait to party hard this weekend and watch gsl. work sucks

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>>171137408
>>171137408
you know im making fun of you for being a drunkard
dead beat

and not saying its cool

because you seemed to have turned it around and thought that its a good thing that youre like that man

>>171137846
lol *cracks open a cold one*

ffs my samsung tv died

i dont even care if they spy on me just give me my tv back

>>171138024
a god

hmm...

>>171138024
*cracks a hot one*

ahh yes another round of milky tea for me

*sips audibly* mmmm im glad im not a filthy degen who drinks beers all night

>>171138886
whatcha ya thinkin about

>>171138923
how do i get into tea drinkin
never had it

thinking bout the dogheaded people herodotus was talking about

>>171139027
tea drinking is serious business this shit takes me like a combined 13 minutes to where you have the heating of the water, the steeping, and the perfect mixture of ingredients

for a single serving!

im slowly refining the practice though

hmm...
i dont put much thought into it. just 1 sugar and some lemon and take the bag out whenever. it takes pretty much the same

the vet killed my cat

lol wtf

https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg
faith no more.....
90's music in general.....

tea is a bitch drink

>>171140027
use your phone

beer boy got randalled

>>171140152
did you get the liquor

get a keyboard?

8pm now.. 1 hour until the liquor store closes. so my dad needs to be home in about 40-45 minutes since itll take me around 10 minutes to get to the store since im not very comfortable with the ride there yet

thorin is a burger boy...

>trying to watch the update on winter chess classic
>the guy the bring on can barely speak english
-_______-

sc2 used to be so cool

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okay I haven't played SC2 or looked at these threads for a couple years

how gone are the glory days?

is there anything left to watch?

>>171141836
>is there anything left to watch?
your moms ass

>>171141910
ㅋㅋ

>>171141836
>or looked at these threads for a couple years

gtfo then traitor
leaver fag

>>171141910
>>171142012

o-okay

>>171142193
you dont just "leave"

cuz u dont understand what this place is

you were here for the wrong reason

basically, for the game.

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>>171142312
>you were here for the wrong reason

i was a willing participant in the kpop debauchery that filled this place before the mods came in

also i became non NEET

anyway I'll go check out GSL

alright dad you got about 20 minutes to come home with the bike so i can go to the liquor store...

actually i can beat stockfish level 4

its weird how we made roads for cars instead of making cars that can drive off road

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this is what i do after i beat it

10 minutes left for my dad to get home for me to have the chance to go to the liquor store.

if hes not home by then il have to wait about 3 hours from now to go to the beer store...

>>171143642
roads predate cars you retard

>>171144268
do you just live for drinking alcohol?

ur totally addicted dude

>>171143642
well think about all they mountains and heavy forests and shit

it's not just driving over plain desert and makin tires resist the tumbleweeds and pebbles

>>171144317
no i havent had a drink in 3 days but id like to get drunk tonight

>>171144268
drink his beer as a fuck you

>>171142609
GSL and ASL in 2 days

>>171144446
!remindme GSL|ASL 2 days

>>171144446
>GSL and ASL
gay sex life and anal sex live

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>>171144432
hes got a bunch saved up. heres his stash

get drunk with him and have hot gay sex anal

>>171145691
all about that ASL huh

gotta head ache

i think im going through beer withdrawal

reminder that out of the three major races negroids were the only ones who did not invent the wheel

caucasoids in europe invented the wheel
mongoloids in asia invented the wheel
negroids in africa did not

hmmm

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김동환Verified account @nV_Violet
Kong is the great movie!!

do kboys get plastic surgery like kgirls

some dumb wgirl had her nudes leaked, that harry potter one

j k rowling?

9pm.. dad still isnt home with the bike so i guess il go get beer tonight.. cant wait for the arab guy to get pissy with me because all i have is $20s...

Before relatively recent contact with outside cultures, Subsaharan Africans did not invent the wheel, did not invent writing, developed minimal art, or agriculture, lacked musical instruments beyond simple percussion, and came up virtually empty in terms of math, science, and technology. Why the absence of invention and development?

The map of world IQ at top provides a tentative answer to the question, but the map raises a more central question: Why do SubSaharan African populations test so low, on average, on tests of IQ, executive function, and impulse control? Is it possible that a significant part of the development of the human "superbrain" -- which makes modern advanced civilisation possible -- developed after humans left the African birthplace?

>>171146252
do you have a job if not how do you get your money

niggers are barely human

>>171146526
from christmas and my birthday

i invented nutella crackers

>>171146252
i always find comfort in your posts because it puts my life into perspective and how it's actually pretty good in comparison

do you guys enjoy your job? how do you balance time for fun/sc2 after working 60+ hours a week

*delays suicide*

>>171147603
+1
this guy and tinny keep me sane

what are you supposed to do when your pet dies? do people give them a proper funeral? my dad found the cat dead and he just dug a hole in the garden to bury it, i don't know how to feel about this

>>171147736
word we push off the inevitable here

>>171147889
donate body to veterinarians/schools after they're euthanized at doc's office

>>171147603
i get to sit around doing whatever i want all day. how can your life be better than mine?

>>171148006
that sounds heartless

>>171147889
cremated mine quaigon jin style

>>171148071
giving doctors the opportunity to learn their craft to improve the lives of other animals is heartless? go fuck yourself asshole

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...

>>171147889
i buried my cat along with her favorite toy and blanket

me on the left

>>171147889
that sounds about right
my first dog is buried in my parents backyard. just dug a hole and put em in

>>171148221
utilitarian moron fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i put a hole in that n*gga

>>171148249
what do you think shes thinking about... really makes you think...

>>171147889
you're lucky he found it. coyotes got 2 of my cats

where do u live where coyotes can just waltz onto your property

*tips cowboy hat*
ahh, the wild west

yessum we got a real problem with kai-oats out in these parts
*lassos up some grub*

>>171149236
behind my house is woods bordering a golf course & salt marsh. there's been sightings & other lost pets in the area. i see one every few years

>>171150047
do you call them 'kai-oat-ees' or 'kai-oats'

*patiently waits for the next time I can get drunk*

>>171150250
going to be in 2 hours for me

>>171148249
3 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 2 > 5 > 1

woke up at 8pm today

>>171150130
kai-odees
i'm currently trying to kill the one who got my cat 3 months ago, but i need snow again for that

any1 wanna go on a date to weenie hut jrs

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ahh.. beer money...

>>171151224
zah money
1 bill per night for delivery

2 sticks of deodorant and a discarded band-aid
hmm...

nice amiibos

>>171151716
how are you not embarrassed by that?

im embarassed to even have my desktop backround of anything that is showing any of my true personality so i just leave it blue

>>171152004
+1

tifa > aerith

my background is a beautiful blonde kgirl

844lb woman on tlc's 'my 600lb life'
thats more than 5 of me's

7>6>3>4>2>1>5

>>171152431
why would you choose between a bunch of japs

when any bunch of korean girls would be 10x hotter from the start

just throwing my opinion out there bro

korean girls don't have tiddies

>>171152004
whatever

why doesnt god just kill me

i dont like anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>171153487
ugh stop being boring

pick something and do it until you like it

>>171153487
gotta be confident in yourself then you can find a job and girlfriend

>>171150475
rip...

coyote ate my cat once in some freak occurrence

there's never been a coyote in my neighborhood before since it's on an island

>>171153580
>>171153776
NORMYS!

i aint no normdog!!!

>>171154026
I haven't met a new person in years

really want a gi gf desu

ah I'm so fucked dude... so fucked...

so a coyote just swam to your island just to eat your cat?
lmao no im not buying it

>>171154873
it crossed on the ice but usually the ice doesn't cross the entire gap

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hmmm?

>>171155124

i'm actually having a hard time imagining what that would be like...

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>>171155313
tfw only into the left type of girls

>>171155138
i know that feeling too. the weather is still chilly so cant use the pool. wish i was rich enough to have an indoor pool

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>>171155637
that's not the feel i was feeling!

anyway... theres a lot on my mind
I was going to make a very insightful post but I feel the mood of the thread isn't right
another time then

what if god was one of us

nier automata y/n?

wow ethereum prices.... we're gunna be rich

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>>171156196

y
would you get it lol

if you guys ever lose this general to janny, you're welcome to refuge @ /qa/ kay

>>171158164
y

>>171158384

i dont even know what it is besides anime girls but theres been a lot of buzz about it lately

no, qa is a jp shithole now

welcome all refugees

*drills a glory hole in the mcdonalds bathroom*
now we wait

quality assurance

imagine being boiled alive

imagine how many lobsters have been boiled alive for our entertainment

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banks can just create money out of thin air, this is called fractional reserve banking

only grow apart from people who don't grow

*thinks*

>>171158619
NOOOO

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>>171159057
too late

nobody boils lobsters for entertainment, its not a fucking spectacle like a monster truck rally
its for our eating pleasure. the succulence and delicacy of it all...

hmmm maybe i should start a bank...

you can't just "start" a bank

FUCK I TOOK A NAP AND NEED TO GO TO THE STORE FOR SOME BEER BUT MY DAD IS IN THE GARAGE WHERE THE BIKE IS SO I CANT LEAVE

*starts a bank*

your actually supposed to found a bank i think

*founds a bank*

captcha: avenida calle
wtf

lol wonder who lost it

my uncle is a lobster fisherman so my family boil them and eat them all the time and i hate it and it freaks me out!


>>171159464

what is up with the word "calle" in the captchas lately? anyone else been getting that constantly?

*places bank on the ground*
*hides around corner*

>>171159715
its spanish for 'street' you idiot -_-

it never gives me word captcha, i always get the select picture one

triss merigold..

*walking to the store*
*trips on a bank*
what the heck

>>171159910
you have to change it from nu captcha to old captcha in the settings you gosh darn dingle dangus dingleberry

legacy captchas are translating street signs for google

new captchas are helping google algorithms discern certain objects in pictures

robbing your bank break:
https://youtu.be/dtyxCiPpkHQ?t=3m37s

as soon as persona 5 comes out, i'm leaving this dump

not clicking that

>>171159760

proud to not know that beaner word

well i tricked my dad but throwing my shirt out on the front porch then going into the garage where he was with the bike so it looked like i was just going for a normal bike ride but i got my beer

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ah.. the thrill of the score...

>>171161737
i'm slowly realizing how based you are

listened to that guy and deleted my tinder account. 3d women are poop

>>171161915
your dad knows cause you stink like booze every night

>>171162971
no you deleted it because a real woman youd marry isn't some whore you meet on tinder

remember when jared from subway got arrested for having a metric fuckton of cp on his computer? lol

>>171163084
i just think the whole hook up culture thing is stupid too

>>171163686
he was set up

they set up jared just like lanza huh?

>>171158164
it's pretty good but im bias and love taro games
the only objective negatives are the performance almost being drakengard 3 levels of bad on base ps4 and the game is way too easy on normal

>>171164063

which one adam lanza or ryan lanza?
#aware

gook

stinker

gook

anime

cartoon

*watches porn at 1.5x speed*

*watches cartooner porn*

what should i get with prime pantry

>>171166824
a lot of vegetable pastas (they actually taste good and are more filling than wheat or flour pasta)
whatever spices you need
some tomato sauce i guess

tendentious is a word i always forget when i need it :/

thinkin bout coffee girl :\

reheating some '~!

>>171169030
i wish i could have reheated mine but my mom is sleeping on the couch and she'd yell at me ~_~

>>171169330
bummer

>>171169330
same parents get mad at me for waking them so i'm forced to eat things like sandwiches, cold leftovers, etc during the night :/

>>171169880
my mom gets mad at me for getting water when she sleeps on the couch

>>171169880
tfw don't live in a giant suburban house where rooms are far away

don't you hate it when mommy calls you on the phone when you're in the middle of an anime session

what new hobby should i get?

>>171170242
chess

programming

dumpster diving

cooking

working out

imagine if we all got ripped

>>171170381
impossible with our diet and alcoholism

we'd still be autistic. getting ripped would just prolong our miserable existence

i didnt say we should do it i just said imagine it sheeeesh

https://youtu.be/2Qg_gwpN8IY

>>171170665
g_g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37gqs2YtBHs

that anime made me cry so many times...

fug i just watched a clip of it on youtube and started crying...

gook

>>171172916
whoa...

i can't find barbie on fbook anymore

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sc2: VR

>>171174140
did she got corrective plastic surgery lol

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>>171174551

>nanashins's approach to social darwinism

should i watch clannad or will it make me want to sudoku

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>>171174692

*fires my employees*

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>>171174878

are women even capable of real emotions

when's the last time you came up with an original thought

>>171175203
never
im a repository for other people's wasted thoughts

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>>171175058
this post >>171174878

just caused me to have this original thought:

there will never be a "day without black people strike"

>>171175532
imenditfor
>>171175203

here's mine:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOOOOK

im reading plutarch's 'lives' which is a biography of ancient romans and im on romulus & remus (the mythical figures founded rome) and basically he says they were like proto-superheroes unnaturally big * beautiful and that they would go about repelling bandits & hunting down criminals and that they were known all over italy for their crimefighting...

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>last GSL of 2014
>zombie vs dear in the grand finals
>during the pregame on-stage ceremony a ball of grease gets into dear's eyes during the handshake
>loses the first 3 games as a result of not being able to see
>takes the next three games with ease
>everything on the line
>zombie realizes this is his time to shine and put terran on top once and for all, he has no choice but to defeat the protossbabb menace
>goes all out
>maintains a constant 500apm during the game never missing a beat with his superior terran micro, macro, game sense, and general skill
>has dear on the ropes
>he's up 190 supply to dear's 90
>dear is moments away from GGing
>suddenly the friction from zombie's high apm causes the grease in his hair to catch on fire
>he takes his hands off the keyboard to combat the flames
>his last action was issuing a move command
>loses his entire army without queuing up a new one
>loses in game 7
>dear is the GSL champion yet again
>zombie proceeds to hang himself while laughing
>sc2 is saved

too many words for me
thinkin bout cults & devil worshippers...im attracted to the mystery

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>>171177565
>hang himself while laughing

every time

*farts into the thread*
good morning~

https://youtu.be/cirhQ8iLdbw

so freaking cute >_<

they're cuter older tho

here
awake again
4hoops

what in tarnation

gook

>whats wrong with communism
is destiny retarded? or just taking advantage of his fanbase so they pay him hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for streaming videogames

under communism he would be bottom of the barrel forced into labor camps for being such a waste of space

from each according to his ability to each according to his need? nah in reality it's from each according to his birthplace to the great leader because he's god

well guess what destiny you aren't producing enough CAPITAL to be useful under a communist system

>>171181052
but to answer your question yes destiny is retarded
wish i had that pic of the modern ""communist"" vs the actual soviet communist

>>171181052
its just an economic system /b/ro

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rate my post modern cat drawing

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>under communism he would be bottom of the barrel forced into labor camps for being such a waste of space

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rate my post modern dog

under communism I have now done enough work to live forever since it's the sum total of my ability and i desperately need

from a yt comment:
In Capitalism, man exploits man

In Communism, it's the other way around

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>exploits man exploits

STUPID fricken FART OONER

aww flippin cute

more like flippin dumb

*giggles*

communism can only be achieved once no one needs to work

if everyone can be neet only then can communism exist

word
we are the future

protip

no ones holding you back but yourself

if you can't be successful you're just dumb or lazy

what if our perception of success is different

doesn't change anything

even if your idea of success is being a neet no one but you can make it happen

*makes it happen*

it's the space inside the pot that makes the pot worthwhile

*goes to heaven*

good morning everyone...hope everyone has a good day at school/work. its almost friday so make it happen

i need communism because it would give me a seulgi gf and i could stay neet

neanderthals left Africa 600k years ago and only mixed with humans out 40k ago...

blah blah blah

stfu

think dude

your a real human bean

humans made no progress for thousands of years and suddenly we're all expected to be successful functioning members of society

adapt or die

computer
make me something to eat

>>171183957
*impales you with a spear*
where's your adapt or die now

its a good thing I can't understand what gooks are saying

because I KNOW whatever it is would piss me off

>>171184148
+1 word

today's puzzle was very boring

how do i get money to build a new pc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwmULCk0VRM

>>171184924
what would you need a new pc for? there isn't anything that takes advantage of new hardware

I'll build a computer that scours the earth
feeding on the flesh of lesser computer

>>171184998

templeOS can run 24 cores

>>171185265
terry...

my mouse is double clicking. which mouse should i get as a replacement

>>171185730
g400s

>>171185730
intellemouse

the thing about pistachios is... they not only taste good...
they're fun to eat...

made my thumbs bleed trying to open the really difficult pistachios

guys im going under deep cover to investigate hima

it might be a while before we meet again, if i even make it out...

real talk, wireless headphones for your smartphones are the truth. I cant imagine going outside in public or gym without my bose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBN4bbL0em4

>>171186009
bluepilled

good night~

gook night friend

another thing I'll say about pistachios...
my dads favorite ice cream flavor was pistachio...
but I think he probably wasn't very particular about the flavor of ice cream he had...
but thought it was funny to say pistachio because it was gross

someone should tell this gooky lady caster not everything is funny

my dad really liked butter pecan and rum raisin

seulgi

sluggi

i'd like to butt her pecan in the bum basin

fell asleep before i could get really drunk and woke up with a sore throat...

himasugi more like hima suck it

more like idc

gook

Huffington post more like huffing that PISS!!!!!!

my youtube agf drew a picture of that collin mcgregor boxer guy for some reason... she probably wants to fuck him, the bitch!
its time to dump her

>>171188135
based

i shit+click every thread starting with a greentext

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>>171188581
>shit+click

we all use ipads

we dunno what shift clicking threads does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxe0vKgcJg

*shit-clicks*
heh wont have to look at that thread again >:)

I need to shave
bathroom is so cold though :-/

when will terry stream again?

that sakura con commercial still makes me lol

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>>171133749

>tfw a himaphiliac
>tfw her giant matronly tits are the only cure

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Soe
Starring at cherry blossoms in rapt nostalgia - each and every year, when they are in bloom, I feel overwhelmed with emotion.

>>171191508
i find it hard to believe she would do this if there wasnt a camera there

ugly orphan midget swearing tattoed whore

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whorphan

our girl is teaching korean right now

>>171193753
+1

i can make a thread on any big board and bait 200 replies in 30 minutes. can you say the same

can you do in on /po/

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT

if i can just space my drinking out to once every few days it should be good...

I need to go to the hospital

>>171196276
are you being serious. what happened

>>171196536
my pelvis feels really weird kind of like I have to pee but when I try to pee it doesn't really come out and it hurts

gonna go to a chinese buffet later
will miss u guys

>>171196692
oh that's nothing. you probably drank too much water or jacked off too much

>>171196703
stay with your dog today dude
he's gonna be gone in 24 hours...

to the other guy
I haven't jacked off on like 3 days

>>171196692
prostate cancer

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ah... the morning after...

>>171197057

i was a heavy drinker for years. best trick i learned when i had a bad hangover in the morning was to take a couple shots...
i know drinking for a hangover isnt a secret, but to actually take that shot of whiskey when you're puking hungover and the thought of how bad it will be makes your hand tremble uncontrollably as you raise it to your lips is the hard part.

instead of being horrible like you'd think it just gives instant relief

nier preload is up :3

hello i am chinese

>>171197623
im not really that hungover because i havent drank in 3 days and made sure to eat and rehydrate before falling back to sleep. got all my vitamins in too

die alconorm

>>171197919
hey stinky friend

i feel bad for your parents

obviously you don't though

>>171197674
nice

i filled out a march madness bracket....

>>171198695
who's your champion

id have to look it up...

it was kentucky

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post your final 4

>>171199508
based

i chose jacksonville over louisville in the first round....

my final four are ummmm
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
uuhhhhhhmmmmmm
and ahhhhhhmmmmuuuuagh