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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
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>Trading
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>Competitive
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FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
gottem
someone draw a cool picture of the announcer saying the enemy lost their intelligence, and my wolf soldier looks up at the loudspeaker and says "pfeh. they never had any intelligence to begin with." and then he walks away
heavy update leaked
>>169868612
>Soldier removed from game
If only.
so why doesn't having the shield equipped as demo reduce the damage from doing loose cannon jumps ???
>>169869176
Don't think it applies to self damage.
>>169869329
i know
it should
Should I buy strange Family Businesses for the upcoming buff?
No wait, I should buy Sharpened Volcano Fragments. That's sure to get buffed in the Pyro update.
https://youtu.be/qY-WDxwUYUs?t=2m31s
good idea y/n
Can't find his profile for somereason.
>>169869672
So.
What was the unusual effect?
On the sniper rifle.
>>169868612
>heavy has le fourth weapon slot for le lunchbox xd
STOP this meme, it's not funny.
Heavy might be underplayed but he doesn't need a buff like that. Shotgun isn't worth using over Sandvich, but that doesn't mean that having it is worthless, either
r8 lads, got this beast 2 years ago
>>169870768
unusual weapons are gross
>>169870768
Not a fan, but I'm sure people will find it cool and if you would ever want to sell it it shouldn't be a problem.
http://tf2r.com/krw7x89.html
>>169869762
I played the open beta and thought it was actually pretty fun. Pharah was sort of soldier, junkrat was sort of demo, and symmetra had weird shit going on.
Turns out pharah is a soldier with the base jumper (so, not amazing), junkrat is garbage, and symmetra was super garbage until they recently buffed her by letting her put down a dispenser.
I expected the game to get, you know, updates. I should have known it would be hell because it was Blizzard though.
>>169870768
>unusual weapons have been ingame for nearly 2 years
where does the time go
>>169872270
>I expected the game to get, you know, updates. I should have known it would be hell because it was Blizzard though.
yeah unfortunately most major game companies now are just utter shit
we need a return back to the days of the "AA" game company, when they took risks and supported their product long-term because they enjoyed the game they were making
>>169868612
>Scout is now louder, angrier, and has access to a time machine.
>>169871076
gonna take me a bit to make that video
>>169869890
>Shotgun isn't worth using over Sandvich, but that doesn't mean that having it is worthless, either
>>169872997
Sandvich is MORE useful than Shotgun, but that doesn't mean Shotgun isn't useful
So if you give him both, you're buffing him
is backpack.tf acting up for anyone
i can't look at my backpack
>>169871076
>>169872893
>>169868612
i love videogames
Thanks, that was fun
It's a cool place
And they say it gets colder
Ya bundled up now wait 'till ya get older
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate
Is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so ya might as well swim
My worlds on fire
How bout yours?
Thats the way I like it and I never get bored
>my raffle got canceled for having conditions
>furfags got to stay up
This is some bullshit bias
>>169869890
>Shotgun isn't worth using over Sandvich
Sandvich won't save you against sticky spamming or allow you to run through a choke and retaliate targets above you. Shotgun has its uses.
All Heavy ever need is throwing the "Steak" on the ground to have a 50% hp medikit (instead of filling the bar again) like the old Sandvich then he's buffed enough already.and perhaps Warrior's Spirit change into "fill lunchbox bar by 10% on hit" instead of kill hp bonus
hello
i just called
to say
pottis
>>169868612
nice
>>169878807
NO
NO
NO
FUCK OFF
WE DON'T NEED 450 HP HEAVIES AGAIN
FUCK NO
AND FUCK YOU
BIRDS IN THE TRAP SING BRIAN MCKNIGHT
PERCOCET AND CODEINE PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY LIFE
>>169880864
i can appreciate the amount of detail, effort, and attention that was put into this game,
but if they really wanted to balance the teams more they shouldn't have used red as a color...
they kind of corrected this by making red the defending team, but there isn't always a defending team, they should have picked yellow or orange
>The caber will never be viable again
why is this allowed, bros?
>>169881443
The caber is still completely viablefor fun
>>169881502
>doesn't one shot
>doesn't do anything cool
why the fuck did it even get nerfed it was a meme weapon
A MEME WEAPON
>>169881443
>>169881502
they ruined it
>use sticky jumper
>take caber out
>remember it takes like full 3 seconds to equip
>dont equip it in time and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDlXkCARJVo
tf2r.corn/kd2i995.html
>>169881502
this
>>169881871
That's a big meme
>when ur team kick ur hacker but the other team still have 3 cheaters
Alright nerds, roll a 2 or a 4 to get your loadout doodle'd.
max.2 drawings.
>>169883276
going for it
bmoc, gift bringer and all-father on rocket man
>>169883276
>>169883276
>>169883276
>>169883276
>>169883562
Nice. Include Isabelle in some way again if you can
>>169883276
do you ever go to sleep
>>169883642
I swear to fuck Vibri, every week it's a new loadout.
1 more loadout remaining to be drawn. Keep rolling.
>>169883857
If you make this good I promise you an unusual for a class of your choice
>>169883793
In small bursts. Yes.
>>169883276
>>169883920
that's not healthy, though
>>169883918
Don't cuck me, Vib.It's a deal.
>>169883983
>>169883793
>3 twice in a row
I give up
>>169884054
I'll consider this one a roll entry, since I like you dukefag.
>>169883562
>>169883793
Winrars.
>>169884115
draw them making out
cause they're so scout gay
have isabelle watching in the back
>>169883471
going for it again
>>169884135
Prove that you're Vibri, thenI see no problem with that.
>>169884135
but that's ghey
>>169884181
Its not me. This is why I got this dank tripcode after last time someone who wasn't me promised you an unusual
>>169884181
i love isabelle just as much if not more
>>169884415
I see. I knew you wouldn't cuck your waifu.
>>169884473
You wanna fight bro?
>>169884509
lets go bro, right now
*unzips benis*
>>169884492
Add me bro
>>169882702
>playing casual
not playing at all is preferable for me
>>169884761
>>169869672
>6 hrs later
>he still not on Recently Played With
what the H*CK?
page 10 bamb
What's the worst class, either in personality, gameplay or both?
>>169880182Cry some more!
Number is subject to change it can be as well 25% only,now to think of WS change I offered, may be even lowerI don't care. What I know is just Steak needs a buff, since it doesn't add any healing ability despite being a lunchbox item.
>>169878807
>heavy running into a choke with enemies above him
>sticky spam countered by shotgun
hello there newfriend,
>>169888571
spy is bad for gameplay
none are bad personality wise, they did a fine job making them all likable
>read spy trickstab like a book
>he goes for another
>shot him
>hear hit noise
>die as soon as hit noise goes off
uhhh valve
>>169889071
Bitch I main spy. I admit he's tough to use, but the dead ringer does help as much as /vg/ hates it with a passion.
>fucking around on a trade server
>get a bonk boy drop
Neat.
>>169889794
thats a good hat my man
Rules:
*No tf2g's refference (Viva's Own Butt Plug; add vibri for magnificent blow and etc)
*No meaningless shit (asdasd2d; 4; GGGGGGGGGGG; pootis)
*English only
>>169890081
fuck off
>>169890081
dumb fucking nigger
>>169890081
Ylistäkää Jeesusta
>>169890081
dick fix
>>169878878
That set makes me think of doom.
>>169890081
add Viva for magnificent блядь pootis
>>169890081
im 12 cum on my face plz
>when you have low confidence and play pocket or roamer
>everyone on the team complaining that you never push, but you are just afraid of feeding
are scout and demo the best classes for low-confidence players
>>169890081
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>169890081
How about you fuck your own butt?
>>169890081
I'm a big gay niggerfaggot
>>169890081
I like it in the ass
>>169890284
Yes and no. Why are you scared to die in a game where you respawn? Especially when people are literally WAITING for you to die (roamer)
>>169890081
add vibri for magnificent blow and etc
>>169890081
lolmike's own dildo
>>169890081
I love yiffing. Please yiff me.
Amazing.
Truly glorious.
>>169890081
Rules:
*No tf2g's refference (Viva's Own Butt Plug; add vibri for magnificent blow and etc)
*No meaningless shit (asdasd2d; 4; GGGGGGGGGGG; pootis)
*English only
>>169890081
kurt cobain's last shitty gun
>>169890643
>uploaded in 2013
>>169890081
ESEA LAN S14
>>169890081
bbc pom
>>169890081
I am a proud iron place.
>>169890081
Nursey #1 Yiff Fan
>>169890081
ESEALANS14
>>169890081
Viva's Ultra Life Beam
>>169890081
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>169890081
Viva's Ultra Blow Beam
>>169890081
My dick
>>169890081
medic class is for fucking pussies and gays
>>169891271
I agree, though.
>>169890081
Dicks.
>>169890081
mämmi kunniaan
>>169890081
I shoved this up my ass
>>169891304
YOU TOOK THE 1 4 IN THE THREAD COCKSUCKER
>>169890081
Somewhat threatening kritzkrieg
>>169891391
I can get as many 4 as i want since it's my rolling memes request.
>>169890081
I like not being able to push
>>169890081
fufcking styupid idoit gun
>>169891557
Memefix is better than medigun if enemy team doesnt have multiple sentries everywhere.
>>169890081
Viva's own lolmike's vibrator
>>169890081
IMMOVABLE
>>169890081
Penis joke
>>169890081
The Quick-Fix
>>169890081
gay fag ass shit nigger
>>169890081
the 4chan gun
>>169890081
ヴェイプ420ペニス
>>169890081
wew
>>169890081
I love BlessedViva
>>169890081
ghost busting gun of gay retards that play medic
>>169890081
IM GONNA CUM ~
Should i buy gibus again? I deleted it yesterday.
>>169890081
dentist fast heal gun
>>169890081
i get cummies when i touch you
okay stop posting now
shut up mom
Shut on mom, shut on
>>169892201
you jsut fucjed yuop retard wribg roll fucking idoit
>>169892201
my get was first faggot
rename it right now
>>169892201
Too bad I'm not a huge faggot like you.
>>169892201
What kinda bullshit is this??
>>169892004 got the get first
Justice for >>169892004
>>169892201
hey, thats pretty good
how do you deal with snipers that just adadad until you commit to scoping and probably whiff the shot and they get an easy kill while you're recovering/reloading
i have no counter except doing the same gay dance but getting guaranteed body shots or wait til they commit to a scoped shot
>>169892401
just unscope shot them or wait for an ally to break it,
or heck off
>>169892401
aim to where they're going to be
>>169892401
play a different class
>>169892401
Don't engage, simply re-position. Or you could always just second scope him, by faking him out with a scope in scope out, but that's arguably gayer than the big gay adad dance.
>>169892401
uninstall
>>169892201
fucking moron.
>>169892401
Flank and jump him as Pyro
They almost never expect a Pyro to Det jump to their spot
i don't have enough money to buy another name tag, so no
>>169892610
claims to be master race yet he's retarded
>Too poor for a Name Tag
How the fuck can you not afford something worth $0.62 on SCM?
>bag boy
>>169892796
Very simple. I don't want to put my real money on steam. Name tag costs 37 rub
>ruski
nevermind then
you all behave like literal 12yos
>>169892956
>Russians
>russhits
a fake strife account added me, is it time to epic troll this scammer?
be careful you are going to get hacked
>he isn't loaded on steam
hahahahahahahahahahaha thanksmarket and random drops
Also, what the fuck is this stupid roleplay bullshit? Fuck off
>>169892862
There's no such thing as a bag boy here in Brooklyn because Cashiers do the bagging themselves
>>169893041
>you all behave like literal 12yos
Explain
>>169893189
Feel free to buy my cards anytime.
>>169893245
ur bad at tf2 btw
I'm going to be 40 and laughing to myself remembering about cashiers doing the bagging themselves
>>169889002
Shotgun is useful for retaliating targets on the top of your head, airborne or not. Heavy is pretty vulnerable against targets on top of his head. No matter if your tracking is godly or not.
Also, a Shotgun Heavy can be cheeky to run through and shoot people in the face. At a Heavy-Medic duo Heavy will be forced to jump rev and suffer the damage in a choke.
>>169888571
Scout
I never saw such arrogance from other mains.
Dr. Muselk, I'm Bagboy
Like, what bum fuck part of America do you dudes live in where there's both a cashier and bag boy? Sure as hell ain't NYC because I've never seen a bag boy around here
>>169893245
retard bag boy
>>169893573
how long have you been working at the grocery store for?
do you like it still?
what do you actually do?
how much do you earn/hr?
>>169893475
>>169889002
>heavy running into a choke with enemies above him
Holy fuck, now I realized my mistake. I meant "either" of those. I just phrased a deathtrap for Heavy without realizing it.
>sticky spam countered by shotgun
You can run over Demo with a shotty and give a chase. That's what I meant. In a crowded choke I think you can still do fine and even punch people in the face by doing that.
>>169893667
>You can run over Demo with a shotty and give a chase.
this is what heavy mains actually believe
i wish viva was my mom
>>169893245
He's trying to do the same with me. I have no idea what this guy is on about, but if he has issues with VIbri, he should take it up with Vibri instead of going through other people.
oh shit, drama
>Those noises Vibri makes when you pound her tight boipucci
Cute. CUTE!
MaskettaMan is that fag who refuse to rename his items to rolled names because he doesn't like them.
>>169893640
Long time
Absolutely. It's an easy as fuck job
Produce
You can't be asking dudes how much they make. That's rude. I do well enough, though
>>169893718
That's some childish bullshit right there
>>169893667
>heavies using shotgun
>ever needing something besides minigun
what is with this new age of shitty heavy players, jesus christ
>>169893897
Not surprising. He also got a raffle closed because he refused to deliver because substrata didn't play along with his silly singalong game.
>>169893713
i wish morwanneg was my mom
>>169893718
I also reported his raffle and got it cancelled. Don't forget that
Fucker still owes me a scrap
>>169893927
You said it yourself. New age of Heavy players. They literally just DL'd the game (in 2017? What the fuck is up with that) and don't know they can pick up ammo packs to get back to 200 on their Mini, so they shoot their Shotgun all over the damn place
>>169893713
I'm blessed that I've got my Mom
You still doesnt proof that really Vibri using this trip.
what the fuck is this shit
when will they release new badges for playing the game for ages
i've been on since 2012 and am still on the noob badge
>>169894048
some meme man youtuber named rydercycle really nailed it in to these peoples heads that shotgun was needed ever.
its all over now, the day of good heavies are dying viva
>>169894180
Too bad for those shitters, then. Good thing I've got the greatest Heavy in the world as one of the Homies
>>169894264
>blaris
>better heavy then me
oh ho ho that slaps me on the knee
>>169894072
achildman on a mission to take down the menace that is vibri
>>169894401
I find it hilarious that he holds such a grudge because Vibri refused to buy his shitty unusual.
don't shoot the messenger pls
>>169894401
>on a mission to take down the nicest guys in the thread
how is that going?
Comp player here, what part of my setup should I upgrade first?
Screen: NEC FE990 800x600 @144Hz
Mouse: Steelseries Rival 100 cheap PC Bang edition
Keyboard: Motospeed CK104 Blue /mech
Headphones: Gamecom Plantronics
i don't get the vibri meme
he's a harmless waifu faghis waifu's got a dick
>>169895050
>Falling for the 144hz meme
>>169895050
well 800x600 is kind of odd and I don't know much about the mouse (personally i would recommend zowie fk1) but the rest is irrelevant within reason
>>169895132
>being poor
>>169895132
no joke replies ples
>>169895050
>800x600
>>169894329
Post your Heavy loadout and id?
We'll go on a trial run and see if you can walk the walk
>>169895187
>>169895217
refresh rate poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12448868
you're breaking up with me?
What the hell.
Why does my TF2 keep crashing when it gets to the Source logo?
>>169895536
Get a better monitor then.
>>169895658
-novid
>>169895674
that would cost a lot of money
at least 10 times more than what this monitor costed
>>169895187
>>169895217
>>169895674
800x600 looks a lot better on a crt (which i'm guessing he uses) than it could look on any lcd monitor
i kinda want a crt for myself, i have a 144hz lcd though
>>169895754
What is it, a $13 monitor?
>>169868612
>>169895754
How much did your monitor cost, 25 dollars?
i've used 800x600, 1024x768 and 1920x1080 and notice no difference between any
>>169895813
>>169895873
15euros
pretty decent deal, but i would like buying an actual FLAT 144 Hz screen someday in the future
>>169895928
Ok. Thanks for the blogpost?
>>169895991
if it means anything i prefer the tiny monitors
>>169895979
brb buying a crt
>>169896038
I feel like you just tell yourself that because you have a tiny monitor.
>>169896051
check the manual before choosing one
the default resolutions are usually up to 85 Hz but you get more with CRU if you use this calculation
VSF = HSF / number of horizontal lines x 0.95
Me irl desu
>>169897330
bretty nice desu
what a shitty drawing
your hands are for dicks, not for pencils.
Anyone who wants to help take down Vibri, add MaskettaMan on Steam.
shut up
>>169883793
Sorry for the wait dukeman.
Post better drawings
>>169897330
pretty good but also pretty cringe
Rate each one from 1 to 10 please
>>169898292
A drawing of you is never a good drawing, Viva.
>>169898374
1. 0/10
2. 2/10
W A R N I N G
A
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I
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G
R I S E U P
I
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U
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s19arTV7gSM5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19arTV7gSM5
>>169898292
You first
>>169898292
LMAO
>>169898419
>>169898419
>>169898419
>>169898419
Post explosive man so i can steal your loadouts
>>169898419
That's not a drawing of me. That's a drawing of MF Yots in a Medic get up
>>169898457
That's a toughie. I've got a ton of amazing ones by other people. So I'll just be fair and pick one of mine instead of having to select from so many others
>>169898768
Steal mine, so I can be the next muselk.
>>169898449
I cringed so hard that I broke my spine and I'll be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of my life
>le dab with my oc guys :) :) :)
holy cancer
Viva isn't creative enough to create his own unique character.
Its yotsuba with some rappers mask on, though iirc the design isn't the rappers oc either.
>>169898264
holy shit this is fantastic
>>169899436
I love you too, dukeman.
>>169899298
he's wearing doctor doom's mask
tfw no animal bf
>tfw aimbot and his party impersonate me, kick me
>tfw join back
>tfw he still there
>tfw they are trying to say i am hacking
>tfw no one is buying it
>tfw hacker shuts off my internet
god damn son
>>169900306
That is not a doctor doom mask.
Having done some basic research, its a mask from the movie gladiator.
What's the map that when you load into it you say "oh fuck not this"?
>>169901898
Frontier
>>169901898
T U R B I N E
U
R
B
I
N
E
>>169901898
Hightower, 2fort, Suijin, Turbine, Dustbowl, Hydro
>>169901898
Gorge, Badlands, Granary, Process, Viaduct...basically all of the maps I associate with "trying".
>>169901898
dustbowl but friends love it for some reason
>>169901898
Dustbowl
>>169902106
This bait's too obvious.
>>169902125
dustbowl might be terrible "competitively," but it has a very unique design. it offers a nice change from other modes
>>169902234
if i had more space it wouldn't be bad
its just too tight
>>169902157
It's not bait. Gorge and Granary especially are too big with too much unused space and too many obvious and tired choke points.
>>169902234
>Demolitoins Men and Engineers: The Map
>Unique design
I bet you also defend Gold Rush and Hoodoo.
>>169902312
thats any pub game fuck off
>>169902068
>>169902125
>>169902284
Holy shit, and here I was thinking Dustbowl was "the" TF2 map.
>>169902478
its one of the originals but its very, very casual
What's the point of strange filters? I've never seen anyone use them, why would I want to be forced to play a certain map to level a strange?
>>169901898
Frontier
Barnblitz
Hoodoo
All ctf
All 5cp
I really, really want you to rate these 2 loadouts.
Please don't ignore me this time, you rude people ;-;
what happened to him
did he died
shitty and poopy
>>169902876
Left one looks bad
Right one looks like an average sniperfag
>>169902876
First is bad but I think you knew that.
Second is ok.
>>169902876
first one is retarded
second one is alright
>>169901898
Powerhouse is an instant quit for me.
I don't mind other maps all that much
>>169902876
>le epic meme lord xDD haha mom look how ugly i look xDD 4th slot for my marxman when :-DD
or
>edge "TECHWEAR" sniper
It's obvious choise come on now.
>>169902889
>Last online: 26 days ago
Yes.
>>169902759
What's wrong with 5CP?
>>169902478
For whatever reason, it's one of the most popular maps, along with shit like 2fort and Turbine, but as far as game design goes, it's a bad map that's held way too easily by demospam and turtling engineers.
>>169902876
See >>169903328
Obviusly the 1st one then, thanks for the explanation, anon.
>>169903358
>What's wrong with 5CP?
It's doesnt have timelimit so causing horrible stalements and very long games. I don't like long games.
I forgot to mention AD and other cancer game modes which no one plays anyway.
>>169903508
5CP does have a timelimit, dumbass, you're thinking of CTF. I'd honestly rather play an infinite round of Turbine than your average Baddiewater game, but I guess that's just me, though.
>>169903651
>implying no one will cap one point in 9 minutes
Dumb faggot
What's wrong with capping on hightower?
>>169903508
>blasts 5cp for flaw of not having a timelimit
>right after doing this, calls AD cancer
made me think
>>169892401
Huntsman
>>169903808
Absolutely nothing, that's the point of the game.
People just mad that you ruined their deathmatch round by playing the objective.
>>169903808
its tdm
>>169903743
Are you retarded or something?
>>169903808
People want to play it as a tdm map instead of actually capping so that they can make their epic market garden montage and upload it to Youtube.
>>169903808
Because it's was dm map for years. Just FRAG you jerk.
>>169903810
I can't remember a single one good AD map.Probably because they are don't exist.
>>169903934
>i don't know what to say
>better to call him retarded
=)
>>169904030
>I can't remember a single one good AD map.
mountain lab
>>169901898
At the moment, Lakeside
>>169904030
mountain lab
even the retarded halloween version is good
in fact I would say, if you deleted the headless horseman, it's objectively better than the original. Even with the pumpkins.
>>169904165
>>169904509
>multiple sentries on last at random height
I know you can say it about every game mode but not on every mode you have such small and tight maps.
Mountain lab is okay, i just don't like this game mode because it's give me vietnam flashbacks.
>>169901898
CTF maps
>>169901898
hightower
borneo
>>169899624
>>169905631
>borneo
>not liking best map in tf2
MGE ME.
RIGHT
NOW
>you really like swift water but that one choke gets 6 engies and you kinda hate it
>>169901898
Swiftwater, Doublecross, Dustbowl, Gold Rush/Hoodoo, Sujin, Sawmill, Frontier, Upward, Steel,Standin, Degroot Keep, Pass Time, Mannpower, Junction, Lakeside, Snow Plow, Snowycoast, and koth_badlands. Did I miss anything?
>>169905821
it's just the initial spawn that's pissing me off, really
spawncamper's delight
>>169905821
is scout ok
>>169906475
for attacking or defending? I don't ever recall ever getting spawn camped, and I spawn camp all the time on any map.
>>169906475
>being so bad that you get spawncamped
>>169901898
None, because I don't have maps I dislike checked. Why would you do that?
>>169905894
Swiftwater has flank routes all over the place, you can almost always just get behind them and fuck them up.
>You will never play Cactus Canyon again
>Valve will never remember the existence of ctf_well or ctf_sawmill
>No one even knows that there's a 5CP version of Gorge
>rd_asteroid will never be finished
>Arena mode will never make a comeback
>>169906724
Sometimes when you join a server it'll connect you to a different game like halfway through the connection process. Doesn't happen very often, though, and honestly, it shouldn't happen at all with the new casual system and I have no idea how Valve could fuck up something so seemingly simple.
>>169906840
stop, i miss all of those things everyday
>>169906724
>tfw you go spy because the enemy has 3 engineers on last
>tfw you go engi next round and their entire team quits even though you're the only engi
Why the fuck is Swiftwater still in the official matchmaking rotation? Why is official matchmaking still so absolute garbage even though its flaws have been gone over since day one?
>>169906724
its that one really small capture area, the one right by their spawn
there's tons of routes but the issue is stacking engies
you can't kill all the sentries in time for them to build another
spies can't get in cause its so ridiculously tight
a decent demo can spam yea, but you never have demos, you get 3-6 useless spies trying to sap a sentry with 24/7 pyro med/pocket guard
the point needs opened up or the spawn needs moved, hell even just limiting engies on last parts of defense to 2 would set a lot of it straight
>>169906840
>Arena mode will never make a comeback
>>169907080
>>169908032
>cloak and dagger camping the game mode
anyone know if there are any game sellers trading FFXIV: Heavensward? I checked outpost to no avail.
>>169906660
>enemy team has 2 demo/kritz medic pairs, 2 engies, 2 autistic snipers and mgelord soldiers
>i have 5 gibus spies and 2 trolldiers
>nobody can accomplish anything even with uber
haha yeah
>>169908620
>not going spy and killing them all
Whatever, buddy.
>>169908620
>not going spy and being useless but making sure you have a positive k/d so you feel like you did something but actually did almost nothing to help your team
its like you've played the game or something
Why do people rageswitch to multiple heavies when they're losing?
i usually find it sniper spy or solly
>>169909501
Because it's working?
>>169910206
whats working
>>169908806
How high does a spy need to score to be considered useful?
>>169890081
black people :o
>>169911190
If you drop high value targets you can be near the bottom for all I care, but if there's a sentry up and a combo heading in I gotta ask myself... are you just hiding?
>>169890081
buttplug
>>169911190
2 kills for one death, to at least be useful.
This "TF2 crashing everytime something """big"""" happens" is getting annoying as shit at this point.
I've lowered my settings and i've verified files and the game still crashes.
>>169911190
top score, or just being generally useful
>team pushes in
>sap their shit
thats good
>team pushes in
>your at their spawn trying to get free kills
thats bad
>>169908127
>He's not an arena pyro
MPHHHMHMPH
>>169911818
*matadors infront of you*
heh nothin personel kid
Hey /tf2g/, I haven't played TF2 in a long time but it used to be one of my favorites, I have over 1000 hours
All I want to know is, how is the new pyro ever since he got voted for new content? You have no idea how long I waited for something good. I lost my shit when Meet the Pyro came out and all we got was the Scorch Shot.
how do we save community servers
>>169911938
uhh
shit post?
the best thing to happen to pyro was the not nerf to the reserve that made it stronger yet for some reason people don't think its worth it anymore even though its just as good
>>169912208
I didn't get any of that, what are you even talking about?
I want to know what Valve added for the pyro since he won that competition a few months ago
This matchmaking update really killed the game. Now there are queues in pubs and stacked as fuck teams. Then when the match ends in a quick stomp, you go into a different mode. Community servers are dead as fuck. I just miss playing some 5CP valve pubs for a long time. Sometimes the match is fun and 2 rounds isn't enough, and when it comes to map vote people pick some shitty option.
>>169911190
https://youtu.be/UodI8Qk7qSc
>>169912334
That update hasn't happened yet, they're still working on it. Sorry buddy.
>spy takes skill
~everyone laughs in austraium~
>>169912378
Like getting backstabbed? Like getting shot in the head by every other sniper?
sometimes i shitpost just so the last digit of my post can indicate the class i'm going to be playing next game.i'm doing it this time too fooled you
>>169912774
>austraium
>>169912818
shit kid if you're that bad you might want to stick to the skial servers for a while
>>169912864
I don't even play sniper that much, I used to be decent but these days I can barely do anything
Fucking subtitle advertisements
Anyways, is that "Better than Blaris" Heavy still around? I figure we'd do a couple of casual games to see how it goes
>>169893927
>have best shotgun in the game
>don't use it for positioning better
>don't catch people in a wider cone of sight
I shiggy diggy sunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLeCYLRR8lo
should i get a server
>>169912857
I just hit the random button instead.
>three sulphurous milkmen exist
>the only one i can find is in the inventory of a collector with 15 unusual milkmen and the only collectors one
>>169914204
>milkman
>sulphurous
What colors can work with this set?
>tfw you have one of one hat
>tfw you're trying to sell a hat that there's 100+ copies of
Playing against better players helps me. In my own experience, playing against people who are worse than you makes you play on their level and it doesn't force you to hit those really hard shots. You can settle for missing three shots and then you might hit the other three because the other guy isn't good enough to kill you.
What's your excuse for not playing against players at least as good as you ?
are heavies slightly overpowered?
I can do so much better with it despite being my least played class, it's too easy to clear the enemy team with it.
>>169915124
comp is shite and i don't want to fill a work application to hop on a game and shoot the shits
>>169915124
People don't like actually putting effort into things nowadays. Why bother putting in effort when you can just go curbstomp people who just installed the game on 24/7 skial tdm_2fort?
>>169915214
Only against idiots.
>>169915214
>demo
>soldier
>sniper
>spy
>pyro (if he don't have a medic)
gee that was a hard pick its almost like i just shut the class down entirely
>>169915214
Overpowered, no. I'd call heavy one of the more balanced classes. Does exactly what he's expected to do: great at close range, shit at long.
>tfw you chain three backstabs on a bunch of stupid snipers
>tfw ur team keeps feeding the pubstomping heavy/med combo with matching circling heart unusuals free random crits
>>169915530
>you always get that one heavy with a natasha thats shooting at you from across the map
thats just rude
>>169915631
If you're dying to a heavy from across the map, no matter what he's using, your problems lie with your own skill.
>>169915441
As long as you aren't retarded Heavy can deal with all those classes, he vastly outclasses soldiers for one.
>>169915746
are you illiterate or just stupid?
>>169915756
well memed my dude
>>169915756
>he vastly outclasses soldiers for one.
only if the soldier is stupid enough to come within heavy's effective range
>>169915295
couldn't have said it better myself
official competitive's config/cvar limitations, playerbase, ranking system etc. is all fucking retarded and i don't want to wait forever for lobbies while being forced to always abide by the meta
>>169915124
>You can settle for missing three shots and then you might hit the other three
but rokkit lawn chair only loads 4 rokits?
>>169915441
>so bad he can't easily 1v1 a heavy as scout
lamo
t. people scared to hurt their fragile ego
>>169915746
natasha never gets kills, it's just annoying when your movement is interrupted by a moving sentry with no aim
does airblast and natasha slowdown still give the cleaver crits?
>>169916126
yea, and you can still axestinguisher/flare crit a pyro being attacked by fire
they're so inconsequential valve doesn't care
>>169916083
*unzips natasha*
nothing poodisal kid
>>169915967
yeah mean you're going to kill a heavy with long range rockets? at the range the soldier is most effective the heavy turns him into swiss cheese
>>169913818
shotgun heavy is a meme, legit heavy is minigun only.
only plebians need extra weapons to kill as heavy man
>>169916527
hes that kind of guy that hates medics so much he doesn't even help his
>>169916514
Yes. The heavy a is a slow, big target. It's not very difficult to burst him down with someone like the soldier.
]mfw people use stock minigun over tomislav
like bro can you even track lmfaaofoa
>>169916763
>tomislav doesn't have a kitty cat reskin
absolute trash
>>169916763
Defends if there's an enemy heavy. A stock heavy will be a tomislav heavy, but a tomislav heavy will be more effective over other classes.
>>169916514
you do know heavies are just free banners for soldier right?
have you played outside bot matches?
>>169916704
>burst him down
you'll need more than 4 rockets from far even if every hit is dead center, and that's assuming he just stands there like a retard eating rockets
Shit like spy is easy for a heavy, since his weapon is amazing for spychecking , especially to non-DR users
There's a reason people rage switch to heavy when the team is losing, because he's a very low effort/high reward class, he doesn't have to reload, highest dps at close range, spinup time is laughable and even ambushed unspun heavies can kill their attackers.
>>169916969
Have you played against people who aren't drooling retards? Because some that i've seen don't try to kill people from far while dozens of rockets are coming at them
>>169916969
>banners
>>169916527
>shotgun heavy is a meme,
Nope.
Even if it is Family Business is legit best shotty in game. You should give a try, it make horrible miniguns somewhat more bearable to play with.
>legit heavy is minigun only.
Yes and No. When you have a Medic -which is not hard to find- you always get sammich to heal him back. In case Medic is pocketing another like a Demoman or Soldier, OR your Medic can cover up nicely (via a smart Engineer's well placed dispenser, bombcart or defending the last point already), you resort to Shotgun. This small flowchart never failed me.
>>169917146
>not banners
>>169917131
>4 rockets
Wrong
>spinup time is laughable
Wrong
theres no such thing as an enforced comp meta
what really happens is that teams want to win, and having a heavy, engineer, or pyro means you are messing around and dont really want to win
even valve themselvese say that soldier and demo are generalists, while other classes are for more specific situations
this tumblrina "6s players are elitists" meme needs to stop
6s players dont care about the meta, they care about winning
you CAN use randumb class compositions
you can sign up with other 5 people in ETF2L or ESEA and go heavy to mid, run perma engi
will you win any matches? probably not. but YOU CAN do it. its not against the rules
>>169917215
shotgun heavy is a meme, and thats literally all there is to it, sandwhich is still one of the most powerful items in the game, and you dont unequip it for shit
>>169917421
There are teams that will actively refuse to play other teams that are not running the standard team comp.
>>169917740
if they refuse to play against you in the scheduled official you get a default win then
heavy main: i mean heavy
girls: ugh whatever
heavy main: shotgun only
girls: DADDY
soldier main: I eat shit
medics: you need a pocket for that?
Soldier main: god i love eating shit
medics: yes
heavy main: pootis
team: ugh stfu
heavy main: pottis
team: pottis haha
medic main: i main medic
ladies: haha wtf lmfao
medic main: vaccinator only
ladies: PAPI
scout main: I don't want to play a class that requires skill
everyone: we see
scout main: look guise, lime cosmetics and lenny binded
everyone: ok
medic main: i love swallowing cum
team: can you heal us
medic main: ill heal your dicks with my mouth
team: this is nice but we are losing
>>169917740
>>169917878
people used to refuse to scrim against lowpander because they use what they call a flex instead of a roamer and an array of unlocks that are pretty frustrating to play against
engineer: gotta move that gear up
team: stop spamming voicelines
engineer: gottem
team, now all engineers: YEEHAW
>>169917131
>wrong
Right, the reply chain is about long range rockets, even mid range rockets, 4 won't be enough. At the range it takes for 4 rockets to easily kill a heavy, he can also fuck you up badly.
but then people use those examples where you say "as a scout just jump over them"
Yes spin up time is laughable, ambushed heavies can deal with threats fine with it. Heavies are only really vulnerable these days if they have minicrits due to GRU or low health.
i legit love the "yeehawing" in the distance
>>169918439
>there are people who don't main vaccinator
LMAO
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
- engineer
>>169918501
*muffled YEEEEEEE in the distance*
>>169918576
shit meant to >>169917296
Demo mains: I did what i could
Medics: ~healing beam noises~
Demo mains: Oooh I've really hit rock bottom
Medics: I am fully charged!
>>169918576
any play worth their shit can kill a heavy that hasn't revved up yet , unless you're a medic or some shit
>>169918874
>underestimating the ubersaw crits
speaking of which ubersaw nerf when
>>169918998
if you're a medic in melee range of a heavy, you have bigger problems
http://tf2r.com/kqafuou.html
>>169919136
*poor little german boy
tfw u get free 50% uber off the heavy main
>tfw you tickle mitten an ubered med and kill his pocket while he's forced to just sit there and laugh
>>169918672
i dont have a reload key so i dont use vaccinator
what key should i use?
i have R set to 3rd slot (meele)
>>169919747
the fuck kind of a bind is that
>>169919747
i set my reload key to mouse3 because of auto reload for all weapons only has 1 downside with the 2 shot scout primaries.
I also set my canteen key to mouse4 so all my ubers are accessible from the mouse on mvm.
>>169918491
what are some lowpander matches worth watching
>>169919868
Q primary
E secondary
R meele
very ergonomic, i thought of the people in quake that have shotgun in Q and rocket launcher in E and i did that
>>169920103
thats fucking interesting
i'm so fucking bound to the same damn keybinds i've been fucking using since i fucking started i can't fucking imagine changing the shit
>>169920103
this one is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd5bct3JOE0&
>>169920379
please stop swearing
like if you're playing in 2017
>tfw dominating "Pocket Boyfriend <3" and "Pocket Girlfriend <3"
Upvote if you love your life
+rep
>>169920379
took me a full day of playing to adjust to be honest but now it feels so natural
i think warhuryeah uses similar weapon binds
>>169920484
thank u
>>169918501
thats the only line i spam as engi, that and need a dispenser.
gottem
please like and subcscribe & stay tuned for more
like if you like life
share if you liked
it really helps my channel out, that and leeching the 13 year olds off of STAR_
But that would mean that Star_'s old fans were 8 years olds
hey evribody stur here wot is goinon
>>169922040
it hurts
i wish kaido uploaded to youtube
hes so much more interesting to listen to than b4nny in the rare moments when he streams
>when the winner of your rafael doesnt have a trade offer
classic human
i won a raffle
>when the winner of your raffle doesn't respond to friend request
hey evrybody jerma heeeeeere with a teem fourtres too geympley
>>169922474
DELET THIS
you're fucking meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you stupid bitch
>>169922473
i did
retard
>>169922474
>>169922627
But he still streams tf2.
Just watch at his Twitch channel ffs.
>>169922912
guy i'm talking about hasn't
hes on the bottom of my waiting list
>>169923026
his girlfriend won't let him continue, she got bored watching him play this instead of Overwatch
>>169923235
>she wanted him to have a bigger wallet so she forced him into it
>>169923307
didn't jerma make an assload of donations from that one 2 hour stream
>>169923545
Yes, it was $100 tips one after another
His gf always starts making herself a prescense in his stream like people care she's there.
>>169923629
his fans are 12
they probably cream themselves to her presence
>>169923690
Jerma is top quality entertainment, I have yet to meet someone that doesn't enjoy him
who wants to get bullied
>>169923864
you, nerd
>>169923864
bully YOURSELF!
>>169923864
I'll take one please, make it fast
>>169923864
The guy that was supposed to bully me never came back.
>>169923690
no one like that bitch
*bullies u*
>>169924089
you're forgetting your 8-15 year old self
*sneezes, farts*
>>169924013
no way, nerd
>tfw nobody to bully me into becoming a great fragger
i can bully u into bcoming a gr8 f4gger lmao
>>169923235
Please tell me that you said this ironically
But can u turn me into a meat market? (;_;) plz I want to farm
>>169924340
Thanks
only if you get right into that meat
>>169924753
He was joking but his gf has never played tf2 and loves ow. They're pretty close so i wouldn't be surprised if it influences what he streams
>>169921803
>>169921936
it's kind of sad to see him play most things because he doesn't seem to be Enjoying It like he did previously. There was even a stream where he watched a bunch of his old videos and he kept talking about how much Jerma was his friend and how much better he was at comedy.
they added some in-built modding to overwatch a little while ago though and he seemed to have fun with that
>>169925026
I think he just needs to stop putting himself in front of an audience but I guess he feels some obligation to keep going. He's too cynical to be entertaining imo
**wwalks into thread**
This guy comes in and slaps your medic's ass. What do you do?
>>169925026
he just sounds dead inside
he was streaming in the mornings for a while there, then i never saw him when he moved schedules
i liked the basically videos, STAR_ come back, we don't want ster anymore
>>169925267
He talked about it in the stream where he was waching old videos but he's apparently just super try hard naturally.
I don't know if he'll continue to do the "mod" overwatch shit but he at least seemed to be having a lot of fun with that.
>>169925397
forgot pic
>>169925406
You know it won't happen for two reasons. Not only is streaming much more efficient for people like him, he's also too scared to release a video after so much time and have it be underwhelming.
pottis
>>169925627
that shit shouldn't matter
filler overwatch videos don't do anything
>>169925826
It shouldn't but it does for a perfectionist like he is
>>169925792
so are you some kind of wehraboo or
>>169925826
>filler overwatch videos don't do anything
He's talked about this multiple times, but he doesn't like people who "just put out videos". He wants all of his videos to be up to a certain quality, so that if anyone were to ever see any of his videos they'd think "yea this is what I'd like" instead of them finding a video he uploaded that's just a half hour of him streaming.
I understand his reasoning, but I do disagree with it.
At least there are people who upload all the twitch videos to youtube.
>>169925579
How old is this?
>>169926223
2013
http://m.imgur.com/a/rjVD6
Yeeee
>>169926434
>>169926434
What exactly are you trying to prove with this again
>>169926434
Why do you keep posting this? It doesn't make any sense.
people are faggots
who knew
people click links
who knew
>>169926136
i just keep remembering that time i went back and watched his ooooold videos,
i made the comment "its crazy star, all these years later and you still sound like a 15 year old"
like 5 minutes later he asks jerma "hey jerma, do i sound like i'm 15 still?"
>>169926506
source on that Kanga? I'm asking for a friend
>>169926506
>>169926541
>>169926625
All about that view number boyos
>>169926960
queblock
god i HATE niggers
>>169927627
Does that mean you hate Demoman?
>>169927783
yoor da fukwit when yu fuk wit me
fuck me, mate
>>169927627
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>169926506
stop posting my wife soldier, stop being a jealous cunt
>>169927932
did witheredflame5665 want to know the location of the achievement servers or the dance party?
or maybe both?
>>169928738
maybe they were looking for the spawn room
>>169928738
he was saying it would be extremely painful for him
whats worse
capping on hightower
orminisentrieson hightower
>>169928937friendlieson hightower
>>169928937
both are great
t. minisentry engi that caps on hightowet
*blocks your path*
>>169927027
fuck, I thought it'd be lewder than that. Still pretty fuckin cute though
>>169929082
heh thats nothing
nothing without the conch and quick fix pocket
>Scout now has Shotgun instead of Scattergun.
>Soda Popper, Baby Face's Blaster & Back Scatter now have only 150% ramp-up.
>Pyro & Heavy now have Scattergun instead of Shotgun.
>Family Business now has 175% ramp-up.
How can scouts even recover?
>>169928937
Capping ends tdm_hightower
and minis stop capping
Quod Erot Demonstratum minis are the lesser of two evils
You know what they say.
If you can't beat 'em, build an aimbot to do it for you.
>>169928937
epic trolldiers
>>169929214
What about soldier and engi?
>>169929324
ah yees, Q3DM6, a classic, he has good taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdkDjsBiO58
How good are spy's non-stock knives and are they ever worth using
>>169929478
hitscan secondary on soldier is already broken with his high burst primary / buffed weapon switch
engineer has sentries
>>169929759
Big Earner if you can dodge and have retards who feed you free speed boosts.
>>169929759
Spycicle for making pyros cry. Big Earner for even easier getaways/chainstabs, especially when paired with DR.
>>169929759
all of them are better than stock
classlimit 1 in heavy, engi and medic when ?
volvo sux
comp mm a shit
so garbage hsglddfgdfklg
>>169930429
Classlimit 1: heavy, medic, demo, engineer, sniper, and spy
Classlimit 2: everything else
Toss in the universal whitelist and you're golden. How hard is that to implement, Valve?
>>169930593
I forgot demo, but classlimit 1 in sniper and spy doesnt seem that necessary, they are shit 125 HP classes anyway
classlimit 1: medic, scout, sniper, spy
classlimit 2: soldier, pyro, heavy, engineer, demoman
these limits are hardcaps and if all slots are full you have to choose random every life
>>169931003
>classlimit 2 on demo
have you NEVER seen a good demo play
imagine if someone could lay down 8 stickies in one place
now imagine if theres TWO persons that can lay down 8 stickies in different places
it slows the game down so much its not even fun
also heavy and engineer on classlimit 2 is just tardy, you would really like to slow shit down huh
>>169931126
defense is more important than offense in serious play
without strong D, O always steamrolls
does anyone remember a guy named snek?
>>169930724
In 6s, having more than one will vastly limit the firepower on your team, especially if you have both at the same time, which is quite likely given the nature of Valve's matchmaking system.
>>169931003
No.
>>169931217
5CP and KOTH are the standard gamemode in 6s for a reason. Adding Gorge and Swiftwater was a mistake.
です if the next update doesnt at least make in-game comp playable, i think the comp community should just make a promod and give up on valve developing the competitive scene
then valve can balance the game exclusively around 12v12 casual without having to worry about pissing off the comp community and everyone is happy
WHEN is the fucking pyro update
WHEN is the fucking separate flaregun slot
>>169931523
This summer.
Never.
>>169931523
>flaregun slot
awful idea, you should be ashamed
>>169931448
yes please listening to comp was a mistake
Why is this "give heavy/pyro a second secondary slot" meme so fucking popular?
>>169931559
>>169931663
>>169931728
FUCK you pyro NEEDS range, mobility AND burst hitscan you absolute FUCKING faggot NIGGER
>>169931797
we might as well just give him a rocket launcher and PDA
fuck let him use a medigun too, why should you be limited in options because of your class/weapon choice
when will pyro get a separate slot for the phlog
>>169931797
no he doesn't
autistic pyro main with 3k hours here btw
>>169931946
>>169931951
NOT an ARGUMENT
>>169932075
iterdastig because pyro is not a class
checkmate atheists
>>169932064
How DOES it FEeL to ENJOY GETTING KEKEd BY ENDLESS NERFS AND BEING INFERIOR to every OTHER class in EVERY WAY
why does the pyro still not have 300 hp and scout mobility speed though????
>>169932075
are you one of those autists that thinks everything is a debate
sorry I'm not willing to respond to your joke of a suggestion with anything beyond another joke
>>169932075
Bitch all spy has is a revolver, and there's no way in hell I want to deal with a pyro using the degreaser, flare gun and reserve shooter all at once
>>169932252
shut the FUCK up you controlled opposition SHILL
330 HU/s (110% speed) would be enough
>>169932338
NIGGER
>>169932364
shut up faggot you have so many dog damnfucking options to avoid pyro like holy shit 102 burst damage perfect accuracy across the map + dead ringer + backstabs + disguise + spycicle
fucking broken faggot class kill yourself if you main any support class
there have been a lot of interesting ideas in this thread about how to fix pyro but i hacked valve and figured out what they're going to do to her (she's revealed as a trans-girl in the tf2 short) in the next update
they arebuffing the scout
medic should have a shotgun slot too
pyro is cannonically dead
>>169932246
Different autistic pyro main with 3k hours.I stopped playing him and just play demoknight or soldier.
>>169932246
Normie Pyro main here
The loadout I use never gets nerfs. So I'm good. I'm blessed
>>169932556
You're getting a whole damn update for your class, flare gun crits are ridiculous and counter snipers, and you can airblast and shoot/flare DR spies or just flare snipe them away if they're shooting at you from a distance.
>want to play on a valve server
>get put on a server that's in washington so my ping is always at 100+ so I can't do shit without looking like a retard
>the only competent teammate I have is a heavy running bb with gru
>only one at mid
>get swamped by scouts and soldiers
>enemy just steamrolls because my team decided to try and cut them off at our last
>>169931217
turtling is boring as fuck
out of 6 classes, you can have 1 heavy and 1 engineer
is that someehow not eenough you stupid fuck
>>169933808
real games are 12v12
comp is for babbies who can't into warfare
>>169932246
lol i use stock and detonator
nothing but buffs
>>169934610
detonator was raped and still awful
why did I think playing casual would be fun
why did I think it would be like the old days
>>169929063
>I capped as a minisentry engi on Hightower yesterday
fuck i didn't know why everyone was so upset with me
>>169934692
The only time it was better was back in the public beta
>>169931369
i played someone named snek in 2fort and they were v. cute
D:
>>169935753
who dis
>>169935970
uh, my steam name is kanker
r u simgle
Why is it the absolute best revolver for spy ?
What did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/danekevincook/status/837318996026220544
READ
Came back after a while and I never knew people thought the LnL was OP. I never had a problem fighting against it. I never really ever used it or the direct hit except for practicing to get directs since there was a much larger margin for error (less clip size, pills shattered, lesser explosion radius.) When did this sudden sperg out happen, and is it because new players just can't dodge? I even watched some tf2 youtubers videos where he referenced how OP it was, will anyone fill me in? Was there some type of buff to the LnL before it got nerfed that I missed?
Literally who?
yes im simgle uwu
>>169936527
le ebin free crits off dumb engineers and people who just installed the game
>take a common word/phrase
>add fluctuating caps/unnecessary letters/underscores
>insta-epin mlg gamer tag
be_NIS
what games do you guys play besides TF2?
>Stardew Valley has me drawn in right now.
>>169937057
oh shit forgot name
>also got Half Life 2 for my birthday
>>169937031
bEn1S_aSsaSiN
>>169937057
I've been playing shitty RPGs for the past few weeks. I play Stardew Valley whenever I want to play something that doesn't take much thought while listening to music.
>>169937057
I've been playing Morrowind. I miss old Bethesda, Skyrim was a disappointment t b q h w y f
>>169937057
Rainbow Six Siege but im so shit right now
>>169937224
you can play half-life 2 with friends if u get Synergy on steam (free)
>>169936527
it's not even on the list bro
>>169937057pokemoncompetitive pokemon
>>169937057
Crusader kings II, really good game
>there are people with literally 2-4+ thousand hours in tf2
>they all have anime avatars
>still BTFO them in scout and sniper duels
jesus christ how can people play this long
>>169937545
Cuz they forgot to put it in the top tier
what if the MyM update had:
>Floating arrows on warm-up so that newbs learn where's the rollout easily
>Basic rocket jump/stickyjump tutorial and an optional advanced tutorials (?)
>Basic explanation of how a medic should act in competitive and the importance of ubers and uber advantage
what if tf2 devs weren't shit
>>169937468
Thanks for reminding me to reinstall. Skyrim was trash right from the start, only thing it really has going for it is the atmosphere, but even atmosphere can't make a terrible game.
>>169937612
Good shit. Hope you didn't pay for it, though. Fuck Paradox and their cancerous DLC horeshit.
>>169937797
What if MyM has classlimits and forced you to play a few matches of 6s against bots using the standard meta team composition?
>>169937057
playing a lot of Stardew inbetween tf2 games, just set up a honey farm, might fill the farm with ancient fruit next year to see how much I can make from it.
>>169937797
what if tf2 wasn't a dead shit ass booger game
>>169936527
It's not even that good in Deus Ex.
The pistol still outperforms, and has the added option of silencer.
>>169937716
Hey, now
I don't have an anime avatar
>Yotsuba isn't anime
Keep that delusion going, bagboy.
>>169937754
>top tier
i got u covered man
>>169938318
It isn't anime, though.
Cashiers do the bagging themselves.
>>169938058
dead games have less than 1K daily players
TF2 is far from it
>>169938231
It's great when you up the magazine capacity and slap the explosive rounds mod on it
The pistol is still completely overpowered given how many upgrades you can find for it, but the revolver is fun
>>169938352
It should be a tier of it's own desu
>>169897330
Good art, disgusting fetish
>>169938318
Cashiers do the bagging themselves
Bag boys don't exist in Brooklyn
>>169901898
Harvest and Barnblitz.
These maps I hate in particular because Harvest is inevitably one side spawncamping the other and Barnblitz is inevitably an impenetrable RED defense on last.
tf2 is truly a test of time
>>169939113
>Being spawncamped on Harvest
>Not knowing how to break the stalemate on Barnblitz last
>>169939128
I had completely forgotten about the Steam Awards fiasco.
>>169914538
Stock colors are fine
>>169938352
ftfy
i chuckled a little but not out loud
>>169914538
Step 1: Wipe the paint
Step 2: There is no step 2
>>169939229
What happened? I forgot to care about the steam awards thing
I'm guessing tf2 didn't win the award because people would just vote their favourite game instead of the game that actually deserved the award and nobody gives a shit about tf2
>>169941025
skyrim won
it was more of a popularity test
I am the style master.
Post your loadout to be judged.
One class at a time, please.
>>169941141
rate my scout
>>169941141
judge THIS
>>169941141
rate THIS
>>169941141
>>169941273
Hi Shuckle!
>>169941141
>>169941338
shuckle is DEAD and she's never coming back
*cry*
>>169941025
Skyrim won the Timeless award
despite being a greenhorn 5 years old
despite that without mods it's a completely garbo game
despite the fact that TF2, a nine year old game with ~45-50k regular players was a contender
despite the fact that Morrowind was far superior and probably has an equivalent player base even now, FIFTEEN years later
It triggered me hard, when I saw the outcome
>>169941141
you should have announced the class, sir. Rate my ironic scout
>>169941141
>>169941141
>>169941479She was just here like a week ago, dude.
>>169941501
Almost all the winners were questionable at best. It was basically a popularity contest, which is not surprising considering it was a public vote.
>>169941141
I wish I could have the normal rocket launcher with the rockets coming from the center of the screen, but Valve needs my settings to be what they want them to be, so oh well.
>>169941587
you should remove all items except for the unusual
just have a stock scout running around with an unusual effect
god damn how much i want that hat
>>169941284
There's not much to look at here. The glasses are a pretty quality cosmetic most of the time though.
>>169941301
Some of the best loadouts are the ones that do not detract from the original style of the game. The white shoes are a little jarring, but it doesn't ruin the loadout.
>>169941338
Another subtle loadout. I'm a fan of the booties myself. I think the best word to describe your scout is clean.
>>169941347
I can't help but think that the cold killer would be nicer looking with the default white, or a lighter color. Hearts, while a nice and largely demanded effect, does not blend well with the art style of the game (though this could be said about a lot of effects). Your choice of cosmetics is good though.
>>169941501
I meant only one rating at a time, ie no 3x3s.
Your scout is very silly and I think you know this already.
>>169941587
There is a lot of the Sports Shine going around today, but that's not a bad thing. It is a simple and well designed cosmetics, like many of the early hats. Your scout looks fine except for the duck, but that is more of a consequence of valve than your own.
>>169941612
I'm not sure if you are trying to mimick a character with this medic, but I think the choices put together reflect a personality. What I mean is, I can see a character wearing all of these things together. My only complain is that the hat might look better painted a neutral tone, like brown. The paint isn't very visible on the shades, but it looks better than the default yellow. You paired a good medigun skin along with your loadout.
>>169941870
I am rating cosmetic loadouts. What weapons you use it up to you.
>>169941273Cute
>>169941587
since when did bald scout become an unusual?
>>169942242
rate this?
Bullying
>>169942242
Thanks! I worked hard on that medigun skin and it totally didn't amount 30 minutes of work with the copy and paste and fill tools.
>>169941141
Bully scout
>>169942569
>>169942491
Apparently 23 exist. They're all like 50~70 keys, too.
>>169942775
Why is it still purple? Purple looks bad when paired with red, especially on that cosmetic.
>>169942491
Your unusual's effect is one of the more obtrusive ones, however, the pairing of effect and hat is good thematically. The Stogie kind of gets lost in the lone survivor, I would recommend something that goes on the lower part of your soldier, like a chest or leg slot.
>>169942652
I'm not a huge fan of the High Heels myself, but they pair nicely with the Hallmark. The shades really complete this loadout.
>>169942775
Scout generally has a large amount of his teams primary color on his upper body, more than the sniper for whom the Rifleman was designed. I would suggest painting it. I don't understand the choice of the purple accent and I think there are better back slot choices for this particular scout than the Duffle.
>>169941141
r8 my healslut pls
>>169942915
>>169943091
>Hating purple
http://tf2r.com/kuind9b.html
>>169936554
>Changes made
>This year
good joke
>>169943753
I like how you reordered your cosmetics between screenshots. Purple still looks bad, though.
>>169943461
It's alright. The Gatsby is a very flat hat, so it strangly makes the medics head shape look slight off. Perhaps in a first person view of a player, it would look less strange. The choices of paint and the hats themselves are good.
>>169943753
It looks weird dude, especially as an accent color on that chest piece.
>>169943987
The red one was an older screenshot
>Jerma's gf watching him play tf2
>oh my god medic is mercy
>oh my god engi is torbjorn
>>169942491
There are only a few of them. No one is really sure if its a glitch or not
>>169944903
I can't fucking grasp that a nerdgirl like her has never seen one of the most popular videogames for years before
>>169944997
Is she a Gamer Girl™? I've only heard her in the mon hun stream
>>169944997
>Implying she isn't just into "nerdy" hobbies for attention
How have you not learned by now?
>>169944903
>>Jerma's gf watching him play tf2
>>oh my god medic is mercy
>>oh my god engi is torbjorn
I need this LOD right fucking now. My brother is being an asshat and this looks like something I can take my anger out on. It's also Jerma playing TF2
http://tf2r.com/k5xhl2t.html
http://tf2r.com/klqfjnl.html
>>169945152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8fZZf_J7XQ
>Ref raffle with multiple winners
Why do you do this?
>>169945191
thank you, sir.
>>169945191
>That disgusting spy main with a supernova on his head who keeps targetting him and taunts after every kill when Jerma's only trying to have fun
Unfiltered hate
>Shpee? I haven't heard that name in years...
>>169945191
>Jerma is an overwatch cuck
>Jerma is slowly becoming Arin "I'm gonna let Suzy ruin all my content" Hansen
NO
JERMA NO
JERMA YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS
>>169945267
Because I'm secretly Bernie Sanders and no one's allowed to lose. Everyone just gets nothing, together.
>>169945561
who
>>169945561
Jerma doesn't even play overwatch, Star was talking about it when he was streaming the server browser update.
He plays a lot of random games on stream.
>>169945758
The guy on game grumps that is responsible for game grumps being liquid ass
>>169945889
>first thing Jerma says when introducing a healer character is
HEY THIS IS MERCY
>Not an overmeme cuck
no
>>169945191
does this mean its NOT over
I enjoy Soldier.
>>169946064
>>first thing Jerma says when introducing a healer character is
>HEY THIS IS MERCY
>>Not an overmeme cuck
Are you retarded
He's making a joke towards his gf who's a normie and only knows overwatch.
>>169946064
His gf is like a tumblr girl or something who played ow because its popular so he was trying to show her what came first
>>169946238
>>169946307
Think for a second about how she saw it
You realize there are people that unironically think TF2 copied overmeme
You can pretty much tell by her reaction (And then her going on to talk about irrelevant shit) that she's a braindead fuck that only exists to leech of poor Jerma
JERMA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS
>>169946516
She seems nice enough if a big normie.
Does anyon know much about star's wife outside of he legitimately cares more about overwatch than her.
>>169946516
He does, but he's happy and I'm not going to pretend like I should control his personal life. I wish she would be less a part of streams though.
Women are parasites. In other news, the sun rises in the west.
>>169946621
This is only the second stream I've even heard her in.
>>169946743
Sometimes she's not there, but when she is you know it
please don't post chrischan
"I don't want to revive the "sphee" meme"
-Jerma, 2017
>>169946516
Star's long gone though. Here's a comparison of their 37 most recent streams.
>>169947030
Happens with a lot of youtubers, they hate their old shit. Can't blame them, really.
>>169947148
>Only one instance of TF2 and the entire video is overwatch shilling
I want to fucking die and maybe in heaven they will be together again
>>169947148
did you yourself make this? good work
>>169947256
I just went down the list on https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4ik7iSQI1DZVqL18t-Tffw/videos
>>169947249
>entire video is overwatch shilling
Did you even watch it
>>169947249
You didn't actually watch the video, did you?
>>169947249
>entire video is overwatch shilling
he makes like 2 jokes about it to his gf that last about a minute
the video's 2 hours
>>169946996
Has he committed suicide yet? Last I heard he was going through a trans phase.
>>169947518
You don't wanna know what he's up to nowadays. I think I stumbled onto two or three particular webms of his on /b/ that are disgusting as fuck
>>169947518
no i think he's building legow now while being a trans. his dad died and he almost went to jail for running over somebody in his mum's car
>>169947518Warning: Not for the faint of heart
Hestabbed himself in the taint and then claimed that god gifted him with a vagina and he had been fingering it.He was gonna die from it getting infected but he found some small inkling of self-deceny and cleaned up the wound.
>>169947697
>>169941141
rate my long range elephant hunting rifle man
>>169947697
Jesus christ. I wonder just where it turned from "ahahaha, look at this autistic loser, he's worse than I am!" to "wow, I feel sorry for this guy."
>>169919747
Set it to f
>>169947148
>3 games with Frog in the title at the same time
He may not play TF2 on youtube anymore (as of this post) but damnit, I can't help but like Jerma. He's got one hell of a personality
>>169948597
after those he played frog fractions and some random game on kongregate that had frog in the title
>>169948132
mouse4 or mouse5
http://tf2r.com/ksa5ods.html
is the capper a direct upgrade due to vaporizing bodies
>>169949112
why would you think that's an upgrade
>>169949112
+vaporizes bodies
-has tracer rounds
>>169949112
Why would that matter?
>>169949112
no
it would mean that the scout on the enemy team (you) has money and is probably good at the game
>>169949191
>>169949224
well it would leave no evidence
but it hardly matters in this game
>>169949224
>>169949191
>Not wanting to vaporize your enemies
>>169949365
>well it would leave no evidence
don't most people just play with ragdolls off
>>169949365
>>169949370
But then you don't get to see carnage like this
>>169949550
i doubt you can kill this many people with the pistol alone
>>169949470
most people are casual players, so i dont think so
i dont have ragdolls off because dead bodies can give away some clues to what youre gonna be fighting
>>169948957
that's a nice raffle
thanks
discuss
>>169950043ka BOOOOOM
>>169950043
rip in gibs
>>169949550
I have bodies turned off, no real reason to have them on.
>>169950043
JUST
>>169947697
>someone on fucking /co/ posted a link to a picture of said taint
>never clicked on that shit
Welcome to the bone zone, we got crafting to do
>One will be raffled here
>One will be in a public raffle
>One will be given to whomever rolls a certain number, be sure to include id
The number will be in the public raffle, so watch out for it
>>169950043
I don't understand why it isn't a taunt kill
>Scouts on my team double jump in direction their momentum is carrying them
>>169950660
why were you taking kids to the bone zone
Not too shabby
http://tf2r.com/kde5odm.html
>>169950760
Because it's 5AM and i need to be spooped to leave the computer
>>169950660
>>169950992
pre fucking meditated
>>169950992
time to win all 3
>>169950992
>>169951012
fug
rerolling
>>169950992
substrata here rolling for an hat
>>169950992
i'm a leech until my computer is working
>>169950992
>>169951012
>>169951162
It was in this moment, Saltpork knew
He'd fukt up
>>169944974
It is a glitch. Due to an overlook, it was possible to unbox unusual hatless hats. Can't remember exactly when.
>>169950992
>>169951250
*unzips 5*
>>169950992
five
Come the fuck on with the five, i need sleep
>>169951387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4nk1U6gj30
>>169950992
meme
>>169950992
five five five five five
>>169951387
You can see the sadness in the Heavy's face. You broke his heart, you bastard.
>>169951387
F to pay respects
scout walks into bar and doesnt call out that bar is a spy
Fuck it i'll check tomorrow
soldier walks into a bar and order a bloody mary bartender gives him one and then soldier says YOU MADE IT WROGN and rips off scouts moms head and drinks it
sniper walk in to bar and order piss becuz sniper like drink piss!!!! XD
pyro walks into a bar he say huda mm m m mph bbarman say what do u want pyro say mmmmmmmmmm then he get kick out
L I T E R A L L Y only one pottis in the thread aaaaaaa
>>169952912
there's like 5
>>169951387
I'm not crying, bastard.
demoman walks into bar and doesn't order something he order EVERYTHING
>tough break cosmetic cases still dropping
heavy walks into a bar he say pootis spencer here, bartender says sorry we don't serve underage here
>>169953124
nice! saved :)
>>169953097
literally who?
crap I posted with my id again
posting this to undo it
engineer walks into the bar and orders a nice ccold one
winston walks into a bar and says haha oops im in the wrong general
medic walks into bar and complains that pocket should have called that
gottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgottemgot te move that gear up
sniper walks into bar
walk into me :x
spy walks into bar and orders 12 shots without paying. barman kicks out scout
lft 4s
medic walks into a bar and orders six shots but scout only has to give him two before hes knocked out on the floor
ive done my duty. new thread when
memes
demo walks into a bar and fucking dies lol
>>169954171
gottem
should i make a new thread?
no
let us die like the ded gaem we play
im sorry but i already did it
>>169954906
>>169954906
>>169941141
Hey nerd, rate if you're still browsing.
>>169937057
Bought a Nintendo 64 aND a couple games to go with it, it pretty fuckin lit right now.
>>169955696
heres urr'e expansion pack