/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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reminder

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>Fem pyro mod.

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>>169725202
>install it
>see sexy fempyro
>go to community server
>all pyros are invisible

shit

i went to another one and they were all there so i wonder what the hell happened

i have friends that literally only play the game when i invite them to lobbies or mixes and they are surprised when theey seee how many people run useless classes like engi or heavy in pubs
also they are surprised of how bad everyone is in pubs

whats your excuse for not playing lobbiees

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>>169725367
>sexy
are you 15 years old

i dont have friends

>>169725986
you'd probably have more fun with call of duty 19 or buttlefield 17 or whatever numbers they're up to now

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I love all of you

>>169726209
what do u mean
my friends have fun in lobbies
they arent even that good at 6v6 but they likee playing with people at least as good as them instead of being in a pub bubble all the time full of low skill retards

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>>169726432
>fun

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>>169726719
>not playing videogames for fun
Why then?

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>tfw cucked from having fun and forced to play medic because nobody else will
At least I have the crossbow..

>Defending shit classes with the "b-but it's fun" argument

>>169725986
nobody uses mic
teams are stacked and games usually end 5-0
at least one guy leaves mid game
people literally just dm their way to victory
there's always a sniper getting frags for his epic fragvideo

>>169726845
i think what he means is that at least a third of the classes pictured are not 'fun'

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>>169726719

>Finally succumb to using a rocketjump bind
>Don't even play soldier much and smash

okay

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>>169727823
>tfw too dumb to use binds

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Post your loadouts so I can judge them.

Also I want to buy new cosmetics and need ideas.

>>169726845
fun is an extremelly subjective term
i feel joy on improving myself more than winning, but i also feel joy on noticeaebly outplaying players that i used to think were much better than me

>>169728143
Any class in particular you want to see?

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>>169728143
>Stealing loadouts

>>169728086
how do you play without any of your keys bound?

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>>169728143

>>169728448
Soldier

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>>169728738

What are some good cosmetics that go well with The Diplomat?

>>169728613
>Stealing loadouts
I have a much better scout anyway

>>169728448
Demoman.

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>>169728143

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everey single team i captain in pugchamp wins
been like this for a week or so, undefeated
am i some kind of god or taleent seekeer
should i becomee a couch like kaidos XDD

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>>169728143
donutsteel

>>169728902
nothing, because the diplomat sucks

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>TFW U HIT ALL THE PIPES

>>169726012
>implying that anyone other than a 15 year old would download the fem pyro mod

warhuryeah isnt what he used to be
whenever i see him play he just baits his team constantly, and he doesnt even put that much damage

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>>169728143

>>169729520
poorfag attentionwhore/10

>>169729743
bully :<

>>169729970
everyone using all lime/pink/yellow setups deserves to be gassed

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Can anyone share some sniper tips?

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>>169730057
are you triggered

>>169730237
no, but you're a faggot for sure

>>169730171
Click heads really well.

That's 70% of the character.

>tfw it's no longer funny when people accuse you of cheating

tfw no

pottis

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>>169730057
but it looks nice

>>169730237
show boipucci

>>169731170
no

>>169731314
you just hating on my pink Dr. Dre beats

i have a feeling most posters here are low skill pubbers, or even worse, and may god forgive me for my words... MvM players

>>169731725
nigger

>>169731907
nothing wrong with mvm u filthy normshit

>>169731937
t. mad whitie

gasp you mean most of the people playing the game??
double gasp

thole a cute!!

>>169732067
mvm is the most normie mode after ctf/payload pubs

>>169732490
I play Bootcamp MvM for fun

>>169732490
ctf is easily one of the best game modes

>Do 11k dmg as demo
>only 10 kills
is this normal in 6v6

only sophisticated players like us play 5cp, dustbowl and powerhouse
*tips casual badge*

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>>169732631
>the gamemode that people play specifically to not do the objective
>the gamemode that misleads newbies into thinking that camping the same place for the whole match and turtling is good
god you're dumb, even pl is better

>>169732715
Yes. Your scouts should be cleaning up off all the damage you put out.

>Enemy drops our intel in the hallway
>Lay down some stickies on it
>Whole team piles on top of it
>Scout bonks in
>Starts jumping around like a madman
>No one can hit him
>This goes on for like 5 seconds after his bonk has worn off
Did he not see the bloody bombs or something? Why even bother suicide rushing the intel like that when there's at least 4 power classes guarding it?

>>169732913
>>the gamemode that people play specifically to not do the objective
Exactly, its basically the equivalent of the 6's meta because its just a glorified DM fest

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>>169733135
oh ok

scouts got most of the kills indeed
god i love using the quickie bomb in viaduct, so many good sightlines to stickysnipe. if only it reloaded fasteer...

>>169733457
From what I've heard, Viaduct also isn't that great a map for demo in 6s.

>>169733451
please tell me you are just pretending and you didnt fall head first when you were born
on a sidenote, i played a HL lobby and when i was doing pretty good the enemy demo said i was a "Dm lord"
i guess playing the game properly is always "DM" for whiny shitters

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>>169733640
I fell on my head three times when I was a baby, all down concrete stairs

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ok

>>169733640
is this your argument? I find it poor

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>>169728143
Cyкa Ыyaт

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nice my man i browse know your maymay as well

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>>169733823
>when you run out of enemies to kill so you frag your teammates

Is there ever any reason to actually use stock over the iron bomber?

>>169735169
if you need splash damage or rollers

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Remember to be nice to animals, anons.

That pose is creepy.

>>169735359
I don't think I've ever experienced sexual arousal due to a bovid before. Thanks Anon.

>>169734959
frag know no boundries

>>169735169
The lack of rollers let you explosive jump with a shield
You can send the pills down drop downs like on yukon first without having them be unpredictable
Airblast does next to nothing to those fuckers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

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>>169735840
Don't sexual the cow.

>>169735840
literally felt the same!

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daily reminder that pyro is cute! CUTE!

sage78 are you here

>Pubstar pyro walks at me
>Don't shoot him
>See the panic in his eyes as he backpedals and desperately airblasts
>Walk forward
>Shoot my feet

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Why is this shit still not fixed?

>>169738548
>2017
>valve hasnt accepted the objectively better ctf_turbine_pro as official
shit company, shit devs

how do i improve my 10 damage scattergun shots to deal at least 60 damage

>>169738741
Get closer to the enemy before firing your weapon.

>>169738701
>Still no koth_product
>Still missing a good number of maps in casual
>Still no mention of rd_asteroid or pl_cactuscanyon

>>169738847
>get close
>deal -16

>>169738973
Have you considered not playing from a third world country?

>>169738973
Have you ever watched a competitive Sniper click somewhere that obviously isn't where the model's head is and yet gets a headshot anyway? You have to aim where the server believes their hitboxes are, not where your client sees them. This all depends on the stability of your connection and your ping.

In other words, >>169739924

>>169739924
*is american*

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>>169738548
It keeps happening.

>>169740183
Get a better Internet connection.

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ok guys I'd really appreciate if someone could help me, I'm having some weird troubles with my crosshair.

I'm using the default cl_crosshair 2 (half cross with dot)

Every time the space between the dot and the cross resets when I restart my game or when I access the option menu.

I'll try to demonstrate with some screenshots.

No problem with fixed crosshair like the dot or the ring.

How fucked is the economy right now and what do I do to make a profit in TF2 right now?

>get dropped to 40 hp
>escape
>our medic misses three crossbows at POINT BLANK WHILE I AM STANDING STILL
>enemy catches up and we both die

Fucking epic game

Oh and he ubered a scout too
A scout that was all the way on the other side of the choke
Running at people with his bat

>>169741473
In my 8 years of playing TF2 I've only come across maybe 17 good pub medics.

People who play that class should be banned from electronic usage.

>>169741298
>TF2
>Profit

>>169741645
Surely this is an exaggeration.

>>169741473
I do this so often I don't even bother using the crossbow.

>>169741298
don't worry, the free market always fixes itself
it doesn't

>>169741473
the darts actually don't register within the edge of melee range for some reason

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>doing some medic in a casual
>making good work of the crossbow and keeping health up swift and doing some burst damage
>teammate asks "medic why are you using the crossbow? its crap"
>say its saved his ass enough times
>"just stick to using the medigun, use the blutsauger instead"
>tell him that's stupid as fuck and that he is somehow an even shittier medic than me
>gets into autistic fit about "crossbow can miss while medigun can't"
>he overextends and dies
>dies to a pipe
>"wtf why didn't you do anything"
>say "you were out my medigun range"

comp TF2 = chess
comp csgo = checkers
y/n ?

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post good spies

in my 3 years of playing competitive 6v6 i found exactly 2 cheaters
in 2 weeks of comp matchmaking i found at least a dozen cheaters
really makes you think
>>169741645
>being a good medic
>playing pubs where all the retards stay instead of going HL or 6v6
not all medics hate themselves

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>>169744074

>>169744026
What about Quake and Overwatch?

>>169744074
I like your knifes name :3

>>169744210
>People who hack on scout
>lol no hesn ot cheaing, ur just really bad
>His profile literally says he's selling comp boosting with hacks
Also seems like every other day I find a cheater. Dunno why you would feel the need to hack on fucking 2fort, but people do it. I don't think I'll ever be able to understand their mindset.

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what did he mean by this

>>169744739
Mikes is cute! Cute!

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>>169744739

>play with american in EU server
>he gets 70-90 ping most of the timee
>play in american server
>get 120-150 ping
why cant i get decent ping in NA? specially considering im from the westernmost part of europe

>>169744739
>people are so poor they try to scam strange scatterguns
w h y

>>169744214
Overwatch is Chinese Checkers, ironically.

>>169744739
He'll kill your waifu in her sleep

>>169745195
NA is about 14th in regards to the world's average connection speed (below Finland), if that explains anything.

>>169745498
>Chinks rank the highest
I still don't understand why.

>>169745902
Because there are no humans left in Japan. Only robots.

>>169730171

Pray to the hitbox gods. TF2 hitboxes are completely random, your best bet is to trace an horizontal line at the head level and click when you're around the head and just hope for the best.

>>169746223
Not even Japan. According to Wikipedia most of the Internet is made up of the Chinese and Indians. Then come the US and Brazil and then Japan.

>>169746437
Japan, China, same thing.

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>>169745498
that doesnt mean much
connection speed probably reffers to download speed, wich has ZERO effect in latency

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>Played TF2 on PS3 Orange Box eons ago
>Just installed it on PC
>You have to buy crate keys with real fucking money

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>>169746298
>TF2 hitboxes are completely random
how much dumb shit can pubbers say in a single day, its amazing
hitscan hitbox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TJmiDcsxdA&t=189s
projectile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGcNzFd3as

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>>169746710
>the first time I played tf2 was on the 360
>remember jump taunting everyone after every kill

>>169746785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfl8TYQ1pbE

Fuck off newfag, the game has been full of bugs affecting hitboxes since 10 years.

>>169746710
Why would you ever want to buy crate keys?

>dispenser hitbox
>extremelly detailed, almost overworked.
>level 1 sentry hitbox
>2 boxes
>the three legs are simplified into a single big hitbox in the base
>>169746710
you dont have to you dumb memer
dont buy into the freemium cosmetic garbage
>>169746969
this has been fixed like a week ago, and only happened if the client switched classes in a specific order
i want you to leavee

>>169747190
>this has been fixed like a week ago,

>repeating what's in the video


This is my point you fucking double digit IQ mongoloid, literally all you had to do to have inaccurate hitboxes was to join a server as a scout/heavy/sniper and then change your class. The game literally had shitty hitboxes for 10 years.

So yeah, you can fuck off to newfagland with your "uh nuh you're just a dumb pubber" shit.

You're a fucking clueless newfag

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>>169744074
I'm a faggot

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>queue for scout
>get picked on roamer
>no idea how to rollout
>do subpar all game
good thing they had a no show

>>169748086
Why can't you crop?

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>>169748504

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>>169746710
>played on 360 ages ago
>could barely rocketjump
>boot it up on my toaster of a laptop
>there are people who struggle with rocket jumping here
>mine are basic point a to b jumps with occasional surfing

competitively viable ctf map
y/n

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I WANT AN UNUSUAL

>>169751678
i had one once it wasnt all that exciting so i raffled it

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>>169751595
>competitively viable
>ctf

>>169751776
hey it worked for tfc didnt it
what changes would need to be made to the gamemode to make it 6s friendly

>>169751856
Remove Engineer.
Make actually good CTF maps.

>>169751856
one flag in the middle of the map
you take it to the enemy's base instead of your own

>>169752070
i might try this out in hammer
doomsday's flag works similarly so i could use that and swap the default ctf capture points around

>>169752070
>you take it to the enemy's base instead of your own
See, this is what CTF should've been like. It keeps the game flow going and doesn't encourage any more bad behavior than 5CP does (Turtle engineers gonna turtle no matter the game mode - this way it won't at least be encouraged)

>>169751678
They ain't great and they usually just make you look like a fag.

t. man with 6 unusuals

>>169752070
I like this idea.

>>169752070
Isn't that basically Pass_time, but with less gimmicks?

>>169752754
I'm tired of turtle engies in pass time.

At least it's easy when all I do I play demo and lob bombs everywhere.
Gets more fun when the engie goes heavy and thinks that he'll kill me before I land 3 directs

>>169752070
There are maps like that but i can't immediately remember the names of any
>>169753506
>Isn't that basically Pass_time, but with less gimmicks?
Yeah basically

>>169753704
Shit, sign me up for that.

Also, reduce the amount of effects in the map, that's my biggest beef while playing Pass_Time, frames drop down to fucking 15 or less when i'm on the one forest map

>>169753704
>>169753838
I went and looked it up and found one
http://comp.tf/wiki/Converge
There's a different idea I like too where each capture moves the opponent's next flag further back like in this map
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=457600772&searchtext=
That way the defenders can't turtle the entire game, they have to adapt to a changing objective

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>>169751776
Oh hey freind, look hof many views it has now, it grows exponentially like my love from frags.
http://m.imgur.com/a/rjVD6

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>>169744074
Mon deiu

when I play my mouse sometimes clicks out onto my second monitor (right). Ive never had it happen in any fps before. I cant frag like this, blis helb

>>169744214
Quake = 4D chess
Overwatch = tic tac toe

>>169756210
disconnect that second monitor

>>169752070
>>169752387
>>169752754
>>169753381
>>169753506
>>169753838
>>169754604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OtJIxsC6BQ

it doesnt look any more interesting than a normal ctf game

>>169756996
>highlander

>>169757578
Yes and?

>>169758319
refer to the first post in the thread please

>>169758408
>Whole milk is bad for you
you were formula fed as a child weren't you

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>>169758408
>meme image

>>169757578
it also doesnt help that both teams are eu
would be interesting to see how it would be played with actual brains put into the formula of the teams

>>169758553
>Raw milk is milk that has not been pasteurized. While proponents have stated that there are benefits to its consumption, the medical community has warned of the dangers.

>>169758583
>criticizes image because its a "meme"
>posts a meme image

Page nine save

The reserve shooter is a well balanced weapon

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What's a cosmetic I can use to make my Pyro even more WW1? Dude Sex glasses aren't really necessary.

>>169760576
The mair mask is a better WWI mask. You could use the dead of night painted beige

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>>169760576
I'd say these would give him a geared up look.

tf2 related websites have been slow as fuck recently

>>169761943
yea the wiki has been down every time ive wanted to use it recently

>still no strange short circuit

>>169761943
Inb4 Blizzard paid someone to ddos tf2

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>this is the face of tf2 community

>>169746437
It's because they just got their internet infrastructure.

We've had ours for years. And while in places like California it's the fastest in the world, anything traveling through old, bandwidth-limited cables is slowed to a crawl.

>>169764475
do you think blizzard pays him to feign excitement?

>>169763758
>not even a strange scottish handshake
itas a damn shame lad... if only i ha d a re*BELCH* oohh..

>>169764721
Test paid tf2 compfags to play their shitty game, I don't see why Moose tits wouldn't be on their payroll. It would explain the lack of tf2 content

>>169735359
looks like a lazy shitbag, I'd pet that.

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>>169764475
No it's not. The face of TF2 is more handsome and has a better voice

>>169764721
Probably. I mean, he feigns excitement in every video he makes.
I can only imagine how depressed he is when he stops recording

>>169764475
how far did that chuckle fuck get in the world cup anyway? i wouldn't imagine far.

>>169767245
why does tf2 have the most handsome players/personalities? sans the obvious uggos

>>169767862
>sans the obvious uggos
I hope you aren't talking about Nursey you transphobe

>>169768334
thats exactly who im talking about, him and star and muselk, uggos

>>169768850
Well Star doesn't look too bad, he just needs to manage his hair better

>>169768937
>star dosent look to bad
yeah ok buddy, you dont have to cover for yourself. somebody post the picture of him when he still played tf2. frumpy lookin dood

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ded

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>jerma streamed tf2
twitch tv/videos/125513081

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>>169764475
>>169767245
>people that dont regularly play TF2
>YouTuberfags and "comedians"
>face of the TF2 community
Jerma is kinda funny but COME ON NOW

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>>169770959

>>169771241
asian looks like hes having fun though ;(

>>169771713
chuan had just won around 5 million dollars to be fair.

>>169770959
>the joy in his voice when he says "maybe i should play this game again"
it could happen boys

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>TF2
>healthy, balanced, natural beauty
>DoTa
>gooks, mistakes of nature, normieshit audiences

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paddie you smol

>DOTA COMP
1kk$ major every year
>TF2 COMP
meme 3rd sites with 10k$ prizes

Give me a reason to not play/ main spy.

every big scene inherently has a huge amount of normie retards ruining it for the good players innit
>csgo
>people on gambling sites give personal threats to the teams they bet on and their families
>mobas
>games themselves arent even fun despite being so time consuming

>>169772475
you'll get fucked playing against any decent team.
if you're playing pubs you'll get fucked against any decent player

>>169772475
You already have 5 of them on every casual team.

>>169772475
everything spy can do sniper does better

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>>169773128

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>>169773456
ah yess, the popular 12 player pubs, surely the 50 minute wait time per match are worth it and not because everyone stopped playing that mode
also made a improved version

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-f91tGrSts
HOLY MOLLY KILLING SPREE

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>>169773905
nice

>>169771241
>>169772205
that fat fuck looks memeable, is he a meme? cause he looks like a meme.

how do you do the pinto wiggle?

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>>169773379
Ain't that the truth.

>>169775063
holy crap that play
was this in an official or a mix ?

>>169775424
idk but its better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKF-odlbFk

>>169775063
>dingdong shield in comp
how even
is this an old clip

>>169775591
2013
i dont think oihguv or whiskerbiscuit play tf2 anymore

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>on upward
>team is a bunch of spies/snipers/engies
>pushing team is a shit load of heavies
>we're getting assraped.jpg
>finally talk the snipers into switching soldier
>they run us all the way to the last point
>switch to sniper to kill a few of the heavies
>get 15 kills
>suddenly snipers
>blue team rage snipers
>entire push stopped
>medic main joins and we hold the point
>end up winning because a few kids got salty over a few headshots

if you could remove one class from the game entirely, which one would it be and why

the sentry

ptotptis

>>169776376
sniper so 7 fucking retards dont pick him every game

>>169776497
>wanting le spy

pootis, imo

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>unequiup hats
>jumps behind u
>'u think im just hatless f2p, huh?'
>kills you
>'nothing pelrsonlnell kiddo'

>>169776376
Engineer. Sentries are boring to build, manage, and fight against.

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>>169776914
>he plays spy
>he doesn't use the best disguise pic related instead
it's always funny and slightly frustrating to be killed by a gibus player that you underestimated to see that they killed you with a hale's own professional killstreak collector's weapon

>>169777262
i deleted my gibus and pyrovision today

i deleted my gibus, goggles and badge before i upgraded to premium because i kept running out of inv space and wanted cool weapons

>>169777412
>>169777357
>deleting your gibus and pyrovision goggles
Why the fuck would you delete these, even if you know they're shitter hats you can wear them to disguise as a shitter

>>169777357
>>169777412
>Deleting the gibus
MODS

>>169777483
you get like 5 backpack slots when youre free to play and i kept getting weapon drops

>>169732913
>loved ctf since the day of ut and q3
>it's now a glorified version of dm

Doesn't really help they cut two of the maps out, I can undestand removing well because of the size but sawmill was pretty comfy.

>>169777483
You can trade for both of those though.

>>169777649
But they're not untradable and ungiftable unique versions. That's the reason you wear them.

>>169777412
Hey kid I'll give u these Lazer weapons if you give me ur hats ;)))

that was a good ass jerma stream
apparently he likes tf2 again & will be streaming it more in the future

>>169778083
i straight up gave the tosslecap, team captain, track terrorizer and high five that i bought with my mothers credit card to some random wiener who begged for free stuff years ago

man yeah his stream was good but that d*mn girl was annoying as hootis

>>169778275
haha youre like my sith lord kermit meme

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>>169778176
I still have the hats I bought with my own money on an alt along with the rest of the loadouts I don't use anymore. Nobody's going to pay me the $4.99 USD or whatever I paid, so I'd rather keep em.

haahahah yes
"I like ppootis"
"mm but pottis is better"
"bottom text"

:D

anakin did i ever tell you the story of heavy weapons guy :D

Thanks for using trip so i can filter your retarded pointless points.

have a :wario: day everyone

not a :waaaah: one

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>>169725054
How the fuck do I make friends on this game that aren't:

Underage
Furries
Bronies
Pubstompers
Edgelords
Friendly hoovies XDDD
People who think lolicon or any form of """weird""" porn is edgy in (((2017)))
Mge lords

So basically, how do I make friends with normal fucking human beans that are intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor?

>>169778964
>People who think lolicon or any form of """weird""" porn is edgy in (((2017)))
what?

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>>169778964
Normal human beings aren't nihilists.

>>169779110
He's probably talking about videojuegos and magical maximilian, though I don't think either of them is in it for the edge.

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>>169778964

>>169778964
>People who think lolicon or any form of """weird""" porn is edgy in (((2017)))
i don't see how that's relevant playing video games or in normal discussions that you'd have online.
i've been hanging out with the same people for like 3 years now and we don't discuss our weird fetishes.

>>169779182
>Normal human beings aren't nihilists.
Just wanna second this.

>>169771241
>ywn run a train on Ms Pauling with Paulsen and ma3la
Why live lads

>>169778964
You add me. Warning, I may or may not have a bad habit of swapping teams for the sole purpose of fucking with you.

I also use minis on koth and plr

Hey nerds, which name is better for a team, a superior memey "A Big Team (for you)", or some cliche gay shit like "crippling depression"?

>>169781204
something actually funny

>>169781249
>>169781204
>something actually funny
Yeah, you should let somebody who isn't underage b& write your jokes.

>>169781249
>>169781308
Sorry, I don't know any /vg/-tier jokes that are considered funny here. Just pick one of those two.

>>169781467
just make it "big guys" or something, the first one is way too on-the-nose

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>>169781467

Why would you not play scout without the FaN or atomizer, do you hate moving?

>>169783348
i just love KILLING

>>169770959
>Demoman calls for Medic between 3 Engis
>Jerma heals him
>he jumps down to get onto battle
>Jerma doesn't follow and waits for a Soldier instead
Oh come on...

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post carries

valve you fucking nigger why did you reset my healing stats holy shit

>>169785913
why do yo always hide ur name

>>169786112
it does that by itself

>>169785913
hahaha its my man weegee!

>>169770959
>I dont even feel like watching you play anymore
who is this jizz guzzler

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Is this literally the greatest cosmetic in the entire game?

The answer is yes

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bad storms coming through boys
if i don't post for awhile, I'm dead.
don't let viva get my inventory.

rip yegg
he was a fag

What class needs buffs/nerfs the most, and what should they be?

>>169788652
demo needs an escape plan
pyro's flamethrowers need to have less range

>>169786934
who

>>169770959
confirmed that it was only ster that was the cynical one and he tricked jerma into hating tf2

>>169778964
don't use triple parentheses if you have no idea what they mean tyvm

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>>169785913

>>169790259
>He needs four medics to carry

>>169791087
only the first two were medics the entire game and they pocketed the heavy and demo respectively

the last two were playing engyman for the vast majority of the round

Post loadout and I'll draw it.
2

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>join random community server
>scout, soldier and demo are disabled
>selecting them brings up a message
>"No stomping allowed here, asshole xD"
>get kicked because my k/d went too high as Pyro

>>169791407
What map was it? Also why the fuck would a server ban two of the three power classes, that's retarded

>>169791516
It was on 2fort. I thought it was a skial at first but it was private

>>169791407
>disabling anything
>and you stayed
thats your problem

>>169790259
Is this what the comp gamemode looks like? Seems better to just play that then any other server then since you get exp from it

>>169791873
what

this is casual

like my 10th game after not playing for almost 4 years

I forget you people actually play the game

>koth
>cap the point, everything going ok, just need to hold the point for 20 more seconds
>enemy caps it
>they hold it for 3 mins
>next round we get spawncamped

its like some secret superpower disabled all of my teammates brains, also dont forget to subscribe to my daily blog™

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>get a full banner
>teammates have fucked off and are nowhere to be seen
Court-martial the cowards

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*crits your path*

>>169792003
Even if you were playing koth, the enemy still took your intelligence

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>>169792108
lol

>>169792358
truly an underrated weapon

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>>169771241
>>169767245
You are all wrong: THIS is the face of TF2

>>169792456
hah
hes actually one of the best people ive seen
not an edgelord like most other invite players

tagg and lange used to be pretty chill iirc

fuck harbleu and ruwin tho

post the list of Afroamericans you know that play comp TF2
>aim (ESEA invite)
>Nas Boii (Archimedes Cup / lobbylord)

>>169792424
its shit
ive never seen anyone do good with it because the weapon itself is garbage and not fun to use

>>169792785
>because the weapon itself is garbage and not fun to use

it emphasizes playing defensively, as demoman was initially intended to be played

you're just mad because you can't m1m2 with it so your pocket med has to lolkritz someone else

>>169792959
if it wasnt for the fact that you have to aim at the stickies you want to detonate i would at least try it sometimes
show me one instance of the weapon being good at anything

>>169793096
Dustbowl second, four stickies hidden in the cones on the point and the other ten to defend the various doorways, valid for both points

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I'M ALIVE
god damnit

>>169793096
literally any sticky trap unless you have the memory and attention span of an average brick

>>169793342
hello!

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Post yfw Jerma said, in his tf2 stream, that he was going to be streaming tf2 again.

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>>169777534
robot destruction was a great evolution of ctf

>escaping the enemy base with their reactor core after an elaborate air vent heist and making it to sweet safety

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posting mfw

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>>169794096

>>169788652
medic is gamebreaking tier when stacked and needs nerfs because he sucks the fun right out of the game by turning shit players into good ones

pyro is the most underpowered dogshit class and needs buffs, although ones that actually take skill

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>>169794096

Prolander > 6v6

How good do you have to be as Scout to justify playing him 24/7?

>>169794792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ONJpa8aCc

are there heavies who don't use the bitch mittens?
You fist the medic in the back and his whole uber is gone
medic sluts love getting fisted

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>>169792959
>it emphasizes playing defensively, as demoman was initially intended to be played
I hate when retarded pub newfags try and talk about game balance and how they think things were """"""intended"""""" to be
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gravel_Pit_developer_commentary
>The Demoman is the most versatile combat class capable or rapidly switching from strong offensive pushes to defensive area denial
Educate yourself moron

>>169795104
the sticky should be strong area denial
not mouse 1 mouse 2 spam
thats what the grenades are for

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>>169794096

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>>169794096
gimmie less unusual fuck monkeys stream snipin doe

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>>169794358
they need to undo the recent buff they did with the crossbow tbqh, adding the ability to build uber from tagging a teammate may as well make it "the" only medic primary worth giving a shit about.

Stock is already a joke, Blutsager just promotes bad habits and the Overdose while better doesn't even come close to what the crossbow brings to the table.

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>>169794096

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>>169795104
pipes are for offense
sitckies are for defense

>retarded pub newfag

lol

>>169793935
i can just use stock stickies
and i wouldnt have to wait 3 eons to activate the stickytrap or have to aim at it

>>169795174
>should be
>should be
>should be
1: the stickybomb launcher IS strong area denial
2: who cares what you think the grenade launcher and stickybomb launcher should be for? they work perfectly fine in their current roles

Fuck off with your "should be"s

>>169795630
>they need to undo the recent buff they did with the crossbow tbqh, adding the ability to build uber from tagging a teammate may as well make it "the" only medic primary worth giving a shit about.
I agree, remove the uber building or at least tone it down.
>Stock is already a joke
I wouldn't say so, before Crossbow was overbuffed back in 2013, Medics were using Syringe Gun alongside it equally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamuLPfQibU&feature=youtu.be&t=278

Considering how strong Medic is as a healer, Syringe Gun is really as powerful as it needs to be.

Sort of like how SMG isn't the greatest gun in the game, but since it's the secondary to one of the greatest guns (Rifle), it doesn't need to be, and it would be bad for game balance if it was.

>>169796015
We're talking about how Valve "intended Demo to be played".
And I don't believe that screengrab for even a second.

Is b4nny /ourguy/? He's been emailing valve back and forth a lot about the update. They are listening to him. Razor back already confirmed a nerf he says. Big changes for pyro too... I mean look he's transcended. https://youtu.be/1aKyk_jKrF0

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>>169798192
>valve is so shit they need to consider b4nny's emails

>the absolutely state of TF2

>razorback nerf
please laugh

what's a good way to make profit by trading

haha