/owg/ - Overwatch General

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FUCK OMNICS

>>169710312
If he's coming at you he doesn't really have a choice.

No yurifag spamming below this line
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Who would they main?

waifu fags succccccccccccckkkkkkkk

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Annyeong!

>still nothing on the new hero

Fucking Blizzjews are gonna go Sombrero on this shit again

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>>169710279

First for Sombra buff to hack multiple health packs (up to 8) happening S O O N

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>>169710279
>qt Smugberry
Look at all that perfection.

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Why do some Golden Guns retain some of the look of the skin but others don't?

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>>169710459
Howdy

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My girlfriend just left me today.
I will always remember this day as the day s4 started and i lost my 5 years long relationship.

>169710505
It's been discussed before but have you EVER met a black person above Gold?

>>169710590

Laziness

>>169710615
Get fucked, normie

>>169710590
It looks better on some

>>169710590
>5000 comp points
how

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>>169710615
Sounds like you now have more time for Overwatch

>>169710570
isn't that already a thing

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New hero is for ________

>>169710691
Wow, this is negative funny.

>>169710615
Season 4 will suck worse than being single

>>169710730
gm

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>>169710762
delay

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>>169710385
Remove omniggers.

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>>169710730
git gud

>>169710656
>having a girlfriend means you're a normie
>>>/r9k/
>>>/wizardchan/

>>169710279
When someone new joins the discord how come they don't have permission to send messages in general channel?

>>169710385
BEEP BOOP FUCK YOU

>>169710730
Ended season with 3110. Got 2000 for Masters. And I am very indecisive. Can't decide between S76, Rein, or Zen.

>>169710570
But sombra didn't get any changes?

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>>169710691

r u ok

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>>169710385
Gently love omnics

>>169710762
May 19th

When's Ana getting removed or at least shitstomped by a nerf

>>169710876
yeah it does
kill yourself normalfag

>>169710876
>>having a girlfriend means you're a normie
yea it does

what facebook group led you here

>>169710912
Just pick the one you're best with
Also all of Zen's skins look great with gold

>>169710810
>>169710863
>git gud
>hurr durr gm
yeah no fucking shit, i saw bronze shitters with over 1500 games played last season, they literally have more comp points and golden guns than both of you
when is blizzard going to make more stuff?
golden guns now are extremely fucking common

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>>169710762
teasing

15 minutes

UNTIL WE ALL DIE

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>>169711016
>I saw bronze last season

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Please answer this question?

Is Sombra a villainous character?

Canon facts about Sombra:

*former gang member with gang tattoos, probably was initiated into the gang
*Hacks the personal information of whoever she wants and makes public any of that information she wants
*kills/blackmails/extorts/kidnaps people
*terrible fashion sense

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muh rooster

>>169710973
>>169710987
t. sad virgins
Spotted the /r9k/ retards.
How can you be a virgin in 2017?
Jesus christ, they literally throw women at you, especially on tinder.

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I love Hana.

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>>169711081
Yay

>>169711156
>Jesus christ, they literally throw women at you
>Being a heterosexual
I think it's time for you to leave.

>>169711081
>Implying I'm not already dead inside

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LUCIO!

>>169710730
You can have up to 6000 comp points before the game stops letting you earn more. I'm up to 4500 comp points and can't even decide on which golden weapon to buy first.

>>169711202
Grindr is also a thing

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>>169711014
It is a toss up but I am leaning Zen.

why can't chat in discord?

>>169711236
Grindr is dog shit, if I wanted to find someone I'd just used tindr.

>>169711135
there is no matchmaking system during night, at least in europe
i got paired with bronze and top 500 totally randomly

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lets buff low tier shit

>Junkrat
+15% increase in projectile speed
+ Riptire health now 75 armor / 25 health
+ Riptire can not be damaged until deployed
+ Activating Riptire automatically reloads weapons and refreshes ability cooldowns

>Torb
+Molten Core upgrades level 1 turrets to level 2
+ Meleeing turret in building animation speeds up its deployment
+ Turrets with more than 75% of their full health can be both upgraded and healed with every melee strike

>Sombra
+ decrease decloaking animation by 50% and remove vocal announcement, only decloaking sound
+ Hacked healthpacks are outlined to allies
+ Maximum damage increase from 8 to 10 when within 1 meter

>Widowmaker
+ new passive: (satisfaction) gains 1 second off of cooldowns for every headshot
+ Venom mine have a cloud that persists where it was triggered dealing aoe damage

>Mccree
+ Combat Roll cooldown reduced from 8 to 6 if clip is already full
+ Combat Roll grants invincibility for duration

>Reaper
+ Reaping passive increased from 5 to 8 meter radius on souls
+ Wraith Form is now cancelable, but has an 11 second cooldown that starts the second you activate it
+ Shadow Step range increased from 35 to 45 meters
+ Shadow Step casting time reduced from 2.5 to 1.8 seconds

>Hanzo
**Gains cycleable options for offense and support arrows
- Offense: Scatter & Taser
- Support: Sonar & Embolden

+ Taser: AOE arrow that produces a 5 meter radius of 45 damage per second and reduces healing for those in it by 33%
+ Embolden: AOE arrow that produces a 5 meter radius defensive buff to allies that reduces all incoming damage by 33% and heals 5 Hp/s

>>169711140

Not enough info yet to know if she is 'good' or 'bad'.

>>169711236
>Not using Growlr

>>169711140
Depends on who you ask :^)

>>169711156
Did she cuck you? Is she getting blacked now?

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>There is already rule 34 of Efi Oladele

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>>169710279
Does Widowmaker have hairy armpits?

>>169711156
t. a normalfag
Enjoy getting cucked by Jamal soon ;^)

>>169711354
>theres already porn of a 12 year old

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>>169711286
>Combat Roll grants invincibility for duration

>>169711372
she's a hon-hon, what do you think?

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>>169711296
>not using grommr

>>169710431

Obviously reaper and s76 .

>>169711286
>Combat Roll grants invincibility for duration
>Do roll the second D.Va's ult goes off
>live

kek

>>169711156
You need to get off my board normie

>>>/reddit/

>>169711202
>>169711338
>>169711405
>being this mad because someone has had a healthy sex life
How pathetic can you guys be?

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Is Symmetra a Hex Girl

>>169711354
>being a pedophile
I'm truly sorry for the brain damage you have suffered in life.

>>169711286
These sound awful.

>>169711354
>Having absolute pleb tastes

>>169711293

Do good people kill proud Russian guards?

I only ask because Sombra does. Fucking spic bitch.

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>>169711286
>Combat Roll grants invincibility for duration

>>169711286
jeez, could have said you just wanted to make hanzo the most powerful guy in the game

>>169711286
>Activating Riptire automatically reloads weapons and refreshes ability cooldowns

what the fuck is wrong with you nigger
during riptire all the cooldowns are going to get refreshed anyway, and his reload speed is just over a second

This game is going to have a lifespan of around 7 years. and which 5 of them are going to be enjoyable.
Keep in mind it wont die by then, it will just become tf2 status

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>9 minutes til we get nuked

>>169711286
>+ Combat Roll grants invincibility for duration

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>>169711372
>>169711486
>75 years old stereotypes

>>169711238
Sanzang with golden orbs looks dank af

>>169711662

This is true. She did waste a few people.

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The phonecall that buffed Bastion.

>>169711580
>implying I'm mad because you fucked some slut a few times
Keep trying, Chad.

>>169711580
>mad

>>169711723
I hope the enjoyable period starts soon then.

>>169711723
>7 years
I will be long dead by then.
Oh well, at least i'll have a blast in the next 8 months.

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HE HATES IT

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>>169711327
I'm asking you.

>>169711723
But it will never be free or have a ecosystem economic attached to it

>>169711723

tf2 without custom content would have died in 2010

you are delusional to think overwatch is going past 2019 at best and by then its population will be below 30k active

>>169711815
Give me the basic gestalt of this alleged cellular call.

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https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/752919481370816512
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https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/752919481370816512
holly shit....

>>169711723
Pretty good for $40 desu.

>>169711486
I hope so.

>>169711872
>Another female hero

Into the trash

>>169711815
Mind giving me a quick rundown?

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>>169711327
CCHHUUUUU!!!!!!!

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>>169710574
>Mediocrity
FTFY

>>169711872
Wow! I'm sure she won't fuck with the balance of the game at all!

>>169711872
Shit, when do you think they'll release her?

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Raptora online

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Why does it feel like the average age of this general has dropped by about 5 years

>>169711286
>Those Sombra changes
>"I refuse to learn how to actually play this character, I demand buffs to support my idiot playstyle!"

Don't use cloak offensively, only use it to fall back and reposition. Sombra's greatest asset is her insane z-axis mobility granted by her translocator combined with being a hitscan.

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>>169711820
>>169711829
>h-haha!1! we're n-not mad!!1 w-we promise!
Pathetic virginlets.

>>169711872
>A sniper that heals

huh? How the fuck will this work?

>>169711872
hmm seems pretty weak desu..

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>>169711286
how about give riptire full player rights (can be healed, bubbled, speed boosted, nanoboosted...)

>>169711837
Unless you can enjoy LE WHHHAKY gamemodes or idle, surf, 1v1, DM, achievement and xp farming games ETC, you are not going to have fun anytime soon

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>>169711593

Can someone please edit this so it's vampire Symmetra?

>>169711797
Waste a few? She came up the ranks in a Mexican cartel el chapo style!

>>169711872
Why're doin that

>>169712006
Influx of new blood because >muh hype for new hero

>>169712027
calm the fuck down dude, you're the only one getting upset that you fucked some girl for 5 years

>>169711759
which are still valid

>>169712006
Reddit comes here when a new hero is gonna drop

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>>169710385

>>169711872
I don't think she'll be that good, Lucio/Zen still the best combo.

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>>169712006
There's a lot of overlap between Overwatch and tumblr/reddit, they just naturally come here too

5 minutes

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new hero

>>169712106
>lol dude u mad xdd
Yeah nah, try again, virgin. :^)

>>169710385
Around Omnics ... watch your six.

>>169712145
>suddenly crappy /pol/ and int/ memes everywhere

Yeah no

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>>169712136
a laugh was had

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POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE NEW HERO IS ACTUALLY COOL

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5 minutes left to the Lucio-Oh! ads, are you excited?

>>169712173
the hero we need but don't deserve

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>>169711697

How so? That just gave him to option to be a more team-centric character rather than being a poor man's mid-range Mccree.

He is essentially a flank watcher and single pick with little less to him. This is why most people find him a determent to the team, because outside of sonar occasionally let you get the drop on a flanker, he just does a worse the job other offense characters.

Soldier can do more sustained damage while healing and getting the same picks,

Mccree can put out just as much DPS and also has a <250HP erase combo

Genji can take better advantage of vertical flanks while also having better speed and defense options for survivability.


The Hanzo changes aren't buffs, just options to make him more viable. Having the option to choose between getting an insta <200 kill or completely locking down an area/flank with taser is a viable means of this. And Embolden arrows actually make his second ability useful in a fight for both himself and his team trying to hold the point.

The support and offense slots cycleable for firing, not giving him 4 abilities. So if you fire off a scatter you can't subsequently fire off a taser. They share the same cooldown.

>>169711872
woooowwww a healer who has to aim? nobody is gonna be able to do that

better buff the shit out of her

>>169712226
>suddenly sjw's start opening their mouth

kys

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>>169712247

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>>169712174
>claims he is superior because he fucked some girl
>still desperate for attention enough he resorts to fishing for (You)s on anonymous imageboard

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>>169710891
>>169710949

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>>169712150
5 minutes until what

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Wow the new hero design looks kind of cute

>>169711868
But overwatch WILL eventually have custom map editors, and more advanced custom games, we are already getting there. And when it does, there's a good chance the TF2 playerbase dedicated to playing all of that filler shit will migrate into OW


>>169711862
You never know what the future holds anon... buckle up

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New hero

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New hero

>>169712226
reddit has /r/4chan which always includes wacky, random and le edgy comments
people come from reddit and just call everybody a faggot and a nigger to fit in

>>169712136

What is this comic format called? I fucking love these.

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>>169712247

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>>169712108
>American education

>>169712249
How do we know that its happening exactly in 5 minutes (now 3)?

>>169712257
>>The Hanzo changes aren't buffs, just options to make him more viable
All you did was make him an arrow version of ana.

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>mfw saved 5k credits to buy shit for the new hero
Who here /comfy/?

>>169712294
WE START, AND WE MAKE THOSE FUCKING BULLIES PAY.

>>169712017
the hacked visible health packs are the only good idea. whats the point of giving your team quick spawning health if they dont know its there.

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This thread smells of /v/

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New hero leak

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BEST NEW HERO COMING THROUGH

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>>169712247

ONE

MINUTE

RESTART STEAM IT'S HERE

IT'S HAPPENING, CHECK CNN RIGHT NOW

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/anchora/

>>169712406
That's because it's filled with /v/ who have come here for the release.

>>169712294
disappointment

>>169712270

> someone doesn't like /pol/

> MUST be a sjw

Can't this general just be a nice place?

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New hero

>>169712027
>If I post reaction images, maybe I can forget the pain of my girlfriend leaving me and my pathetic micropenis for a lifetime of BBC!

FTFY

IT'S TIME

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It's coming

New Hero

>>169712374
i got 10 lootboxes, fully prepared to pull a houdini and get a legendary i want for them next week

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>>169712247

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

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Reminder

HOLY SHIT REFRESH WINDOWS 10 APP STORE

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BEHOLD YOUR NEW HERO

>>169712473
do they ever come up with a joke that isn't the dog or raphael shitting on satania

because that's why i stopped watching it

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>>169712473
I love Vigne

>>169712374
13k credits, I'm ready.

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New hero

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>>169712493
Her name is Fareeha

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REMINDER

You are not worthy to serve Vampire Symmetra.

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HYPE LEVEL: 100%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>that E ability

holy shit this is fucking broken

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>>169712516
Lootbox contents are predetermined so there won't be any chance of getting stuff for the new hero sorry anon

>>169712374
>300 credits
Guess i should save up some.

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831660589965467648
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https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831660589965467648

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>it's fucking nothing

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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??!!?

FUCKING NOTHING

YOU IDIOTS SAID THERE WOULD BE AN UPDATE

AND WE GOT

NOT

A

SIGNLE

FUCKING

THING

NO HERO TODAY

GO HOME

>New hero can revive people with their E

MERCY ON SUICIDE WATCH

WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>169712516
>i got 10 lootboxes
uh, anon
should we tell him?

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>>169712415
Love the blue.

Remove brown.

N O T H I N G

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NEW HERO

OH LOOK

ITS NOTHING

L M A O

NICE ONE BLIZZJEWS KEK!

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WHERE IS IT JEFF

I BOUGHT THE BOXES AS YOU TOLD ME JEFF

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>https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831660589965467648
GIVE ME A FUCKING DVA ONE BLIZZARD.

ILL PAY FOR A DVA ONE, STOP PUSHING TRACER YOU DUMB FUCKS.
GIVE ME KOREAN WAIFU.

you think you people would learn blizzards update habits by now
they already did a february update, were not getting shit until next month, tomorrow is the absolute earliest they will show anything

>>169712516
Holy shit you stupid fucking faggot. Lootbox contents are determined the moment you get them, not when you open them. How fucking new are you that you didn't see this screamed at people a thousand times during Lunar New Year?

PATCH NOTES ARE UP

http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

PATCH NOTES ARE UP

http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

PATCH NOTES ARE UP

http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

PATCH NOTES ARE UP

http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

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NEW
HERO

HAND OVER THE DELEGATES, KAPLAN

>>169712639
>>169712682
o wat da fuk

>>169712646
HOLY SHIT

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With the end of one competitive season and the start of another come new opportunities and a chance to bring new members into the fold. Come drop by the Overwatch Masters Club if you'd like a discord primarily focused on Competitive Overwatch with some bantz in between!

https://discord.gg/GVf8sWh

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>>169712838
>discord
fucking off yourself

>>169712469
It's not that you (or they) don't like /pol/ it's the sentiments they express that makes them (or you) an SJW.

ONCE AGAIN BLIZZARD PROVES THEY DIDNT LEARN FROM THE SOMBRA ARG

KEEP TEASING AND NOT PUTTING SHIT OUT BLIZZ, YOU'LL KILL YOUR GAME AT SOME POINT KEK

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Calm down, just because the update doesn't happen exactly on time, doesn't mean it won't come.

>>169712838

disgusting

>>169712823
>didn't even try to hide the link
Dissapointing.

>>169712838
>some bantz

I'd rather pull out my fingernails than associate with anyone from this website

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>>169712778
You haven't bought enough
I cancelled new hero because of that

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is zen an acceptable season 4 main?

The fuck are you faggots spazing over.

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There it is. There they go again.
Look everyone they posted it once again. Isn't Blizzard just the funniest company around. Oh my god.
I can almost see their pathetic overweight frames glowing in the dark lit by their computer screens which are the only source of light in their room giggling like a little girl as they once again post their little hints and fill the twitter feed with ""jokes"". Or maybe Jeff doesn't even fill the twitter feed with jokes, maybe he's such a disgusting non-NEET that he actually won't even bother to write any text so he just chooses the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic Lucio-oh isn’t it? I imagine him, that little shit, laughing so hard as he clicks it that he drops his Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, Michael Chu will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? He works with
Michael Chu! Jeff's a fat fucking fuck up and even Chu is probably so sick of him already. So sick of having to do everything for him all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on twitter posting about some 11-year-old nigger. Just imagine this, Blizzard hired him and the CEO thought Jeff was going to make a new MMORPG or a new Battle.net launcher or something grand and then he became a redditor. A pathetic memefag redditor. The CEO probably cries himself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad Jeff is and how he wishes Jeff could just disappear. Blizzard can’t even try to talk him because all he say is “WRESTLE. WRESTLE. WRESTLE”.
He became a parody of his own self. And that’s all he is. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all he’ll ever be.

I told you fags once and I'll say it again.
Every week, Efi's going to cross off another item from her list, and the week after will be a reveal trailer, and the week after that the new hero (might) be on PTR. We'll be seeing a new character late March at the absolute earliest.

You all should know how this works by now.

TRIPLE HERO UPDATE

ATHENA ANCHORA DOOMFIST

https://twitter.com/playoverwatch/status/662721636882255872?lang=en

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RESTART BATTLE.NET YOU DROOLING RETARDS
IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S OUT

>>169712516
Thats not how it works, only loot boxes acquired after she releases to live can have her shit

>THERE IS A NEW VERSION OF OVERWATCH PLEASE RESTART YOUR GAME

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831660589965467648

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831660589965467648

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831660589965467648

ITS HERE FAGGOTS

>>169712791
I'm sure she will get scale. ;_;

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>>169712902
>Other games
>show teaser
>Reveal next day

>Blizz
>tease
>tease
>tease
>tease
>reveal countdown to countdown
>reveal hero

>>169712983
Your nan. She's late and we're concerned.

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D.VA'S SHORTS HAVE BEEN REMOVED I REPEAT D.VA'S SHORTS HAVE BEEN REMOVED

D.VA'S SHORTS HAVE BEEN REMOVED I REPEAT D.VA'S SHORTS HAVE BEEN REMOVED

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ITS HERE

>>169712382
Most of the healthpacks are in terrible locations far away from primary engagement areas. If your team is running off to health packs for healing, it means your teams healers are probably dead which, in turn, means that you've probably already lost the push and should just fall back and wait for respawns. The few health packs that ARE in useful areas are close to and easily seen by teammates, hence why they are useful.

Too many Sombra players waste the entire game running around the map pointlessly hacking out of the way health packs with zero tactical value and then complain that the character is bad.

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>>169712983
People made an assumption and are getting mad that it's not happening.

PEOPLE
IT IS L I T E R A L L Y N O T H I N G
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

>>169713078
SHE IS NOT SHAVED DOWN HERE

WHERE'S MY SERVER BROWSER, BLIZZARD?
WHERE'S MY BASTION: 76, BLIZZARD?
WHERE'S MY NEW HERO, BLIZZARD???

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>hurrrr guys its habbening :DDD
>le ebig trole gottem
>im sure nobody has twitter open in the tab right next to this :DDD

>>169713038
>https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831660589965467648
I've been had 10 times today by this monstrosity of a plastic spastic baby

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alrighrt not a drill dudes

how you want ur update pham?

>Efi literally started building the robot yesterday
We're not gonna see it for a week at the least.

WHAT THE FUCK

>>169713195
JUST

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>>169713004
>>169713103
CAN CONFIRM
HERE WE GO BOYS
RETART BATTLENET

>>169713000

> thing has never happened before

LOL U SHOULD KNOW THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

fuck off

NEW HERO IS NOT HERE
BUT THE UPDATE IS LIVE YOU FAGGOTS

>OVERWATCH HAS STARTED AN UPDATE
WE /BASTION META/ NOW

WHY DOES THE UPDATE BUTTON ONLY APPEAR ON AMERICA AND ASIA? ON EUROPE IT JUST SAYS PLAY

Ps4 ow started updating

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YA LOOT BOX BUYIN'

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>New hero comes out
>It's a Omnic programmed to be Robocop
>Pregame discussions with all the "bad guys"
>Roadhog, Junkrat, Widowmaker, Reaper, Sombra actually get more voice interaction lines

I'm hopin

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NEW PLAYER ICONS WHEN?

>>169713103
Does this include the DVa change where i can finally DMat to save people from getting ass raped by roadhog's gunhook and assfuck one shot combo?

>>169713286
Get FUCKED Europoor.

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DO YOU LIKE MY REVENGE JEFF

>>169713305
GENJI MAININ'

BEEP BOOP MOTHERFUCKAS

>>169713305
WIDOW PICKIN'

>>169713291
Kill yourself why would you play on a console.

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MOTHERFUCKING BLIZZARD

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>tell people when the patch will come out
>they assume something else is happening at that same time

You fucked are dumb

1.63GB PATCH
1.63GB PATCH
1.63GB PATCH
1.63GB PATCH

>>169713305
WINKY FACIN'

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>>169711992
>that quality build
>on that face

it's always one or the other isn't it

HOLY SHIT ITS A FEMALE OMNIC

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Just the boring changes from the PTR. No new hero, pack it up and go home.

SOMEBODY HOST THEM /OWG/ VS /OWG/
IT'S TIME TO SHOW HOW BAD WE ACTUALLY ARE

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>>169713286
New hero immigrated here long ago, no update needed

>>169713305
UPDATE WAITIN'

N O T H I N G
O
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H
I
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G

N O T H I N G
O
T
H
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>expecting the new hero to actually get released TODAY
Have any of you actually played this game before?

>>169713291
This.

>>169713305
SPAWN CAMPIN'

HOLY SHIT IT'S JEFF

>>169710615
what'd you do

>>169713339
Yup, and also flashbang/graviton aimed at the floor will now be absorbed as well. Altough i doubt that was much of a problem for you.

>>169711662
>Russians
>People

Can they just delete Mercy already. She's inferior to Ana in literally every single way.

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patch is out
this is not a drill
i repeat, patch is out

JESUS CHRIST IT'S jason bourne

>>169713459
We expect at least an anouncement and it appearing on PTR.

>>169713305
META SLAVIN'

>pls restar game we got update
>ok
>restart
>restart
>restart
>no update
>check 4 update
>no update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvYMmmZF-NE

>>169713412
You didn't pre-download it earlier? Pleb.

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>put out new patch
>patch note not ready
What kind of unprofessional shit is this?

>>169713421
no shit

>>169711954
>>169711869

-Overwatch bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with god AIs
-Possess ultimate-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & omniums globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First half-omnic babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Shambali monasteries & the gorilla moon base
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of loot boxes and unprecedented competitive progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabomnics sinside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Jeff and Chu, forwarding the word of God to the Overwatch subreddit. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Efi & the Adawe foundation (First meeting with a niglet in over 1000 years) and arranged the Subreddits leader’s first trip to Blizzcon in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Kap land?
-They learned fluent Omnic in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Dorado, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 14 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

IT ISN'T FUCKING OUT WHAT THE FUCK

>>169713528
wuts dis

>>169713528
DOES EUROPE SIMPLY NOT FUCKING EXIST TO YOU, BLIZZARD?

>>169713505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62vG0BIzpTE
New Game browser vid on their youtube

>>169713528
1.7 in EU n1

PATCH NOTES ARE OUT
PATCH NOTES ARE OUT
PATCH NOTES ARE OUT
PATCH NOTES ARE OUT

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

CHANGE REGION TO AMERICA AND THE PLAY BUTTON BECOMES AN UPDATE BUTTON

>>169713480
...like... actual roadhog nerfs?
Roadhog can't shove is dick down everyone's throat and fuck them to death anymore?
Or just dmat changed?

QUICK SOMEONE DATAMINE TO SEE IF THE CHARACTER DATA IS IN THERE

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>>169712982
>implying Zen is ever not acceptable.

Discord completely nullifies bastions new passive, and everyone and their mother will be playing bastion in the new season.
As long as you communicate to your team "Shoot the fucking robot now." he'll drop like a sack of shit, not even roadhog's burst healing can keep up with the extra damage that discord brings.

>>169713617
>>169713642
We always get it on wednesdays numbnuts, it's when they've always done EU server maintenence.

they let ironclad go live!! the absolute madmen!!

>>169713528
>EU

LOL

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>yfw you knew there wouldn't be an announcement
>yfw all these tears

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>they went through

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Trailer is out boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62vG0BIzpTE

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>>169713573
???

>>169713718
>We always get it on wednesdays numbnuts
wrong

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>>169712413

>>169713782
>its just the shitty game browser

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>bought the game last week
>chilling in quickplay
>meets a cool group of guys, all level 15-25
>groups up as 6
>wins 4 in a row, talks in the chat and everything is good
>matched up against 6 matches lvl 80s+

was fun while it lasted

>>169713718

No it isn't,

I've only played on EU and the patch is always Tuesday.

>>169713430
>Expecting a new hero directly on live
It's true what they say about frogposters.

>>169713695
the hook pulls them in half as close as before and has a 8 second cooldown

But to compensate, he has 20% less spread

>>169713782
holy shit its

NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G

>>169713584
Kek'd

9/10

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>blizzard learned nothing from the Sombra ARG
>the 5-19 inscribed on we wuz scientists wrench is actually unironically 19th may for hero release date

yfw

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>>169713673
nice job blizz what a disappointment

IT'S HERE

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>>169713763
Of course they did. Every balance decision has gone live with the exception of 50% damage boost and they already knew that shit was broken in beta

PATCH LITERALLY JUST STARTED ON EU

does roadhog have 8 sec hook cooldown now?

>>169713907
One week of teasing does not equate to 6 months you autistic cuck

>people were expecting new hero

it's like when Daft Punk fans expected an Alive 2017 huge announcement in their Grammys performance and got butthurt when they didn't

>bastion unchanged

good god

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update is out but the new hero isnt. the wait continues.

>>169714006
no changes to RH