/owg/ - Overwatch General

no leaks no releases

>>169696524
Reaper

What are the odds of Zen being nerfed before, say, the end of the next season? Trying to decide what goalds to buy.

>>169696648
This. New hero not today.

>>169696704
Very low. Zen is balanced as fuck right now.

What's the edgiest line in the game?
Impossible mode: No Reaper

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>>169696524
Mercy! :3

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>People expecting the new hero to go live today without it being in the PTR

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>People ACTUALLY BELIEVE there will be a reveal today and will get butthurt when it's fucking nothing

>>169696524
OMG
efi's robot colors are SHREK COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>169696524

>>169696704
Speaking of zen.

where's discord link

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>"Alright guys, we just need to stay together"
>Roadhog immediately waddles down a flank on his own

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I want to ______ new hero

>>169696671
Only shitters reload Mercy pistol.

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>heroes you thought you would be good at
Mercy, Bastion, Torbjorn.

>heroes you're actually good at
Mercy, Roadhog, Torbjorn, Symmetra, Reinhardt, Winston.

>>169696858
release

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who /doesntevenwantanewherotodayjustasickcinematic/ here?

>Ánything cán be hácked
>only very specific things can be hacked

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Consider the following: Sombra

How do we get Blizzard to stop dragging their feet with the new heroes? They take forever to come out and the last one was shit anyway.

>>169696932
why can't sombra hack robots

>>169696970
Wrestle with Jeff and win.

>>169696938
ill pass

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>be widow
>king's row
>team is putting so little pressure on the enemy team that I get 3v1'd for the first minute of the match
>they lose the point immediately after I die
>we lose the match in record time
>"shitty widow"
>point out that they're applying no pressure
>"not our job to defend widow noob"
>we get on attack
>guy who went "shitty widow" insta locks widow because he thinks I main her
>pick Soldier 76
>do 21,4k fucking damage
>32% of team's total damage
>win match
>gold medals galore
>tell them that's how pressure works
>"yeah but you didnt hear us whine"
>"you kept shooting at Reinhardt's shield so it doesn't count"
>they think you shouldn't shoot at Reinhardt's shield

>>169696906
>>heroes you're actually good at
>Mercy, Roadhog, Torbjorn, Symmetra, Reinhardt, Winston.

So
>No aim, no aim, no aim, no aim, no aim, no aim.

Nice anon. Why the fuck are you playing an FPS?

>>169696984
Why can't sombra hack shield generators

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Remember to buy Lucio-OH's™! They will make a genius out of you

>>169697004
Tell Jeff to meet me by the flagpole after school. It's goin' down.

>>169696984
why can't sombra hack the basket so it goes off without a ball going through it??

>>169696984
There are no robots in the game. Closest thing to robots are Torbjorn/Symmetra's sentries and Junkrat's Riptire.

>>169696858
believe the new hero is not the lil' coffee monkey but she is just the helper of the actual

>>169697102
What toy comes in the box?

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>>169697138

>>169697028
>having gold damage doesn't mean anything because it could all be rein barrier.

"Medals don't mean anything" is my least favorite of the many game-ruining reddit memes.

>>169697174
Mini boops

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>>169697028
>it's a your team stands in front of a Rein shield without shooting it episode

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>>169696938
Consider this

>>169696970
The only way to get blizzard to do something different is through enough negativity that they can't ignore it like with making event items purchasable and removing hero stacking from comp. Hell, Blizzard seriously fought against the second one for a while before changing their mind.

>>169697032
>torb no aim
His turret is more of a accessory
His rivet gun is his deadly weapon

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Is season 4 going to be the bastion meta?

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xth for Karl 'Bullshit Man' Pilkington is the new hero

>>169697028
>they lose the point immediately after I die

I know this feel too well. And it's not like they're fucking healing me either.

And then you ask why they didn't heal and they're like 'ooh ooh line of sight bro'

>you were staring at them as you died

No more like you're a brain damaged retard that tunnel visions hard.

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>>169697032
To beat people like you without needing to aim, of course.

>>169697198
Omnics aren't robots. They're machines, but they're not robots since they have free will.

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Your favorite video game character is now a hero, describe their E

>summons a bubble of bees that place a DOT on anyone who shoots you

>>169697287
hopefully not

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>>169697246
>team stands in front of it shooting
>they don't walk through it while he's alone

>>169697328
bastion isn't an omnic

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>>169697372

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>>169697372
He is but you can call him either.

>>169697372
He is. An Omnic made for war, but still an Omnic

>>169697210
Adversely, it kinda pisses me off when people shit on me for the opposite situation.

>haha 14k average damage done on soldier? you suck! hahahaahahhahaah

Then you look at theirs and they're a roadhog picking shit who can only manage a staggering 16k.

these people feel validated shooting at shields all day.

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Dresses skin when?

>>169697284
Torbs who know how to aim are scary af

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>>169697372
How the fuck is Bastion not an omnic?

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help

do I reject them all?

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STOP
PLAYING GAMES
TILL I'M DONE
EXCHANGING NAMES!

>>169696781
I think people are expecting it to hit PTR dumbass

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>>169697278
Why do all the girls in this game have such great bottoms?

>>169697287
hopefully yes

>>169697362
You would be fucking shocked how many people think that his barrier can't be walked through.

Even in diamond.

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>>169697028
>there are people who think shooting at Reinhardt's shield is a waste of time

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>>169697501
YES I'M COOKING

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>>169697473
>fire blindly down anubis b choke while dancing like an idiot
>DOUBLE KILL

>>169697481
absoleutely. I've had about 10 people add me during the past week from quick play asking me to 'coach' them and shit.

what am i supposed to teach them if their mechanical skill blows dick?

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>>169697465
Magical girl skins when?

>>169697287
YUI IS CUTE

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>>169697331
>adheres a swiftly-arming venom mine to nearly any surface. When a target wanders within range of the mine’s motion trigger, it explodes, delivering poison gas to any enemies in the vicinity.

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>>169697606
>waddle into rein's shield and right-click him to death as torb
>both teams visibly confused for a few seconds

I hate placing in gold

>>169697102
WHY ARE THEY NOT CALLED LUCI-OH'S!

REEEEEEEEE

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>>169697362
>>169697576
>>169697606
Okay, what the fuck? How can there be so many people who have more than 10 hours played who have clearly never, EVER played Reinhardt? List of shit people seem to believe about his shield:

>can't be walked through
>doesn't break
>allies can't shoot through it

No wonder people think he's OP.

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>>169697331
[Absolutely nothing]

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>Hammer down
>your team isn't retarded

What happened to the discord did the trannies die or something

>>169696984
Why can't Sombra EMP Symmetra turrets?

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Today

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>>169697362
>>169697576
>play Zen
>enemy Reinhardt has 25ish HP left
>he's holding his shield up
>Hanzo in team is struggling to take him down and keeps shooting his shield
>casually float over to the Rein and kick him
>Hanzo's face when

>>169697028
It's a meme to blame pretty much any defence hero. In fact every defence hero will always be blamed for the loss of a match.

>>169697331
Paaaaaiìiiiiinnnn

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>>169697331
>implants an embryo into the targeted enemy
>turns him into a copy of your hero and he's now on your team permanently

>>169697806
>>Mercy
>Added an 'E' ability for Mercy
>Transformation
>Instantly allows Mercy to repick to an actually useful support character. Retains ultimate charge. Cannot switch back to Mercy.

>>169697537
>that pic
Fetal alcohol syndrome Sombra is a pretty specific fetish

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>>169697778
Will Lucio boop autism out from Symmetra with his dick?

>>169698003
Couldn't find any butt-centric images that were also SFW.

>>169697891
Honestly as much time as it would save there's barely any worry about symm turrets when you've got that many rounds in your clip.

hi /k/

So do you guys think the new hero will be utter shit or stupid OP upon release?

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>>169697674
>Mercy isn't the one with the fucking staff

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>>169697331
>slows your stupid ass and makes you take more damage

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>get gold elims as Torbjorn in a quickplay match
>gives elims to and kill participation card to a Reaper
>gives me armor card instead

>>169697674
Mercy is the only magical girl fuck off

>>169697891
...she can

>>169697806
I was thinking of an E for Mercy. One that absolutely make her a must-pick in the current meta.
E - Refresh
Removes a status effect from an ally and makes them immune to status effects for 3 seconds. Including Ana's anti-heal/sleep, Zen's discord, Mei's freeze and Sombra's hack.

Pretty overpowered, give it a high cooldown if necessary, but seriously fuck that shit.

>>169698038
That's not Symmetra.

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Symmetra redemption when?

>>169698165
>Immune to status effects for 3 seconds

Make this 1 and it's okay.

can't wait to LOSE ALL OF MY PLACEMENT MATCHES troops

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>>169698038
Lucio is Symmetra's bitch/guinea pig.

>>169697481
Yes, I have like 5 RL friends and that's it. Solo queue all the way.

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>>169698165
Yeah, no. Completely game breaking. Makes Mei even more useless than she already is.

>>169697791
Cos Rein is shit to play if your team has wank positioning or the enemy is basically unpredictable

>needed a Rein on Hanamura the other day
>I'm not good with him
>but it's not hard to be an okay Rein
>blocked an Earthshatter or 2
>2nd point
>"group up with me!"
>come on guys we can afford to take the high ground here
>nope
>half the team stays on the point no matter what
>other half is outside the building trying to intercept the enemy instead of just letting them come to us
>enemy only makes 2 pushes up top anyway
>end up just sitting on the point trying not to take any risks because if I die on point it's basically over

>>169698165
I think that's actually a great idea. That's not even op in my opinion. Maybe being immune for 3 seconds kind of is though

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>>169698250
I do wonder how she ends up becoming a member of Overwatch. Did she volunteer to join? Offered a position but declined? Reluctantly agreed to join after she's fired from Vishkar for trying to uncover their corrupt nature?

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What are you ordering senpai?

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>>169698459
>that actual stupid face Mei makes when you're frozen and she waddles in front of you, aiming for your head

>>169698270
>>169698530
Sure, 1 second, enough time to use an escape ability.

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>>169698459
>>169698574

What time do updated usually hit?

>>169698561
>Buying overpriced stuff from the snackbar
>Not smuggling in snacks from 7/11 like a cheeky bastard

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>people unfollowed because she doodled tracer wearing Emily's scarf

Are people really this petty?

>>169698038
onlt if his dick is shaped like his gun.

>>169698574
she's a dumb fat bitch, I would like to take turns, alternating between slice thin strips off her fat stomach and frying them to gouging out her eyes with my engorged cock and cumming directly into her bloody socket.

>>169698604
>>169698459
>>169698574
Could you please stop bullying mei waifu?

>>169698108

>playing Torb

You deserve it

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>>169698574
Ni hao!

>>169698139
Cannot

I have 32 hours in Sombra I'd know if EMP affected Sym turrets
I distinctly remember using EMP to start a push on ToA 2nd point and my team having to waste time clearing the turrets

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>>169698561
>soda is $100
>water is $600

I thought Overwatch was supposed to be a utopia.

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>>169698165
>the same E that everybody's been suggesting since the game came out
Wow, how creative.

>Miracle Worker
>Gives a set amount of Temporary Shield to targeted ally.
You can use this to give somebody a couple more seconds of life. It's a mix of the Overheal everybody is always asking for and the burst healing she desperately needs to compete with Lucio and Ana.

I kept it vague because I'm no game developer. You could make it so that the Temporary Shield doesn't deteriorate by itself while she's healing the target.

>>169698271
Literally won't matter. I lost 6 of my placements S3 and still placed where I was end of S2 (master).

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>>169698604
>>169698690

>>169698271
In the end, it doesn't even matter

>>169698669
Wow, edgy. Mei a shit but seriously, kill yourself.

>>169698737

She can. She couldn't initially but turrets are now EMPed with the last patch.

>>169698669
rude

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>>169698250
Redemption only comes from mind break

>>169698629
3-5 hours from now.

>>169698797
>edgy
no. it's the truth.

>>169698250
Why would Sombra help recruit for Overwatch? I mean sure she's not truly loyal to Talon but I really don't think she benefits from reforming Overwatch

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>>169698772

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>>169698819
Fuck off /d/

>>169698737
She definitely can. They don't get destroyed but they're disabled like Torbs turret would be.

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>>169698901

>>169698661
>Are people really this petty?
Yeah.

>>169698661
Overwatch's community takes that shit more seriously than actual game content so yes.

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>>169698901
>>169698772
>>169698604
>>169698459
>>169699037
I fucking love these comics.

>>169698661
>live by autism, die by autism
This is the same as when people amass a SJW following and then get crucified if they do something un-PC

>>169699063
owo what is this

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>>169699037

>>169699109
I think they're fucking shit

>>169698976
>Symmetra will never step on you
Why live

>>169699223
When are they going to update this with a picture of Junkrat where he's standing up straight? he's like 8 foot there.

Also Ana and Sombra.

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>>169699181

>torb has a better shotgun than reaper

Good shit blizzard.

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>>169698574
>tfw the mei player comes in really close for the headshot.

>>169698038
>>169698250
>>>/s/17294681

>>169699337
>Implying

>>169699326
That is his height when standing up straight

>>169699335
I mean, the Reaper would be a huge problem but Winston is a hard counter to Symmetra...

>>169699250
feel free to contribute something better

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>>169699250
Nobody asked your opinion cuntface

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>>169699337
>shards of literal magma are more harmful than shotgun pellets

>>169698717
>that filthy shit eating backstabbing grin right after the pretentious "oh no!" face she makes

I absolutely hate everything about this fat piece of chink pig

>>169699447
>feel free to make a better video if you think this one is shit

mmmh reddit logic

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>>169699326
I don't know exactly how to explain this to you but Junkrat is 6'6.
The images are upscaled to give you an idea of how tall that is compared to the rest of the cast.

You probably already know this and the fact that he isn't standing up straight is just triggering your autism, but in that case you should just get over it.

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>>169699335

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>>169699531

Shes such a fucking scumbag which makes her the only female hero with a personality so I like it

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>>169699037
si si si

>>169699580
This one reminds me of that video

>>169699531
I play mei fuck tonnes and anytime I come across a post like this I get the biggest shit eating grin

>>169699534
>bitches about what people post in the thread
>refuses to post anything
>pretends to be too good to post something

STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE: The Post

>>169699571
That's the point m8, D.Va has a non-stock image for the same reason.

Why so defensive? Did you make that picture or something?

>>169699645
Why is everyone on /v/ and /vg/ suicidal

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D.va buff when?

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Genji x 10,000

>>169697481
let me guess, you play support

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Soon

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Is the niggabot going to be fuckable?

>>169699920
Soon what?

>>169699838
When she stops being such a slut.

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reminder that playing healers doesn't take skill

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This is the ideal omnic body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>169699756
I'm not even the guy you were originally responding to.

Just so you know. The next time you go to a restaurant and the food is shit? You can say it to him without cooking him up a five course meal.

>>169699759
>a non-stock image for the same reason
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's her stock image from the character references Blizzard gave out and that there isn't any other viable image of D. Va outside of her mech.

>Why so defensive? Did you make that picture or something?
I just think you're taking nitpicking to a whole other level.

playing 1v1 as a support main is horrible

>>169700080
Yes, because I paid for it. Are you paying me for my posts? Because if someone gives you free food, you sure as shit shouldn't be bitching.

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>>169700035

>>169700074
JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE

>>169700000

Hopefully not, I hate waifu culture

Also what a waste of digits that was

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>>169700000
Digits confirm niggabot for fug!

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>>169700000
checked

>>169700000
damn, nice numbers

>>169699873
meant for
>>169697331

>>169699645
I'm putting a rock in this one!

>>169700087
It's pretty silly to show a comparison of heights and have one individual hunched over and scaled up anyway. You're trying to give a sense of proportion but this kills any sense of proportion.
But you're right, it is petty, christ.

When is the usual time we can expect this sort of news

And when does that timeframe end so we can safely say nothing will be coming today

>>169700272
you ok lad?

>>169700035
do NOT insult my Daughter like that or I will Destroy you.

>>169700358
Here until 2:30 est

>>169700160
>won 5-1 against a GM
>turns out 90% of their time was on supports

But Kaplan did say they were planning some changes to 1v1 that would let Lucio and Mercy join the hero pool.

>>169700183
>paid for it

that's not the point you massive fuck tard.

holy shit

the point is that you're trying to insist that you can't just call something shit.

just post your SR so I can correlate it with how fucking dumb you are. humour me.

i'm waiting blizzard

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>>169700272

>>169700000
Luci-0 confirmed, porn when?

>>169700000
No it uses an OR-15 chassis, they're the chubby featureless bots smashed into walls on Numbani.

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>playing randoms for arcade boxes
>get widow
>consider suicide if because its attack on volskaya and I'm a shit widow
>get potg with 3 solo perfect headshots at mid to close range

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Deposit Mountain Dew here

>>169700540
great art = =

>>169700074
That's not a picture of Zenyatta.

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>>169700437

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>all those mercy mains complaining about teammates running around while asking for healing
sure, it's a problem, but you're not ana
you don't need to aim at a genji going apeshit instead of standing still and actually letting you heal him

>>169700069
t. Plat Genji

>>169700540
>Deposit cock* here

>>169700508
I don't know why but No Limits has been very agreeable this week, it only took me 10 matches to get all the boxes.

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>>169700664

>The last three heroes have been a sandnigger, illegal immigrant and turboniglet

Would OW be better if Kaplan wasn't a jew?

>>169700490
>featureless

>has a goofy head sketched out on a notepad

>>169700724
here come the polfags once again

>>169700183
So if you're in a restaurant and the Chef makes your meal free are you not allowed to criticise it?

>>169700764
kill yourself

>>169700708
>You should have bought my game

>>169700069
Fun fact: the human abilites only need a small amount of brain matter to function. The brain is big because there are reserve neurons in the case of trauma or age-related degeneration, not so much because intelligence requires it.

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>runs around every corner and wall past enemy
>"Why am I not getting heals?"

>>169699037
This will always be my all time favorite, it's just so loaded with jokes in just 3 panels

>>169700653
>he needs Genji to stand still
Sure it's annoying if he's not under fire but your aim should be good enough to hit him anyway.
Try from longer ranges with the hit scan I always find it's easier

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>>169700653
>genji stands still and lets me heal him
>"greetings!"
>"hello there!"
>he gets headshot by widow

>>169700787
If someone gives you free food, you don't criticize. If you don't like it, you shut the fuck up and leave.

>>169700724
Jew Kikeplan

>>169697287
literally omnic crisis

>>169700764
/vg/ is a /pol/ board

/v/ might be more your speed. Or I heard Reddit has a thriving Overwatch community.

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>>169700724
>>169700806

>>169700724
xD upboated and posted to /r/ the donald

what's your reddit name so i can give you a shoutout!

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>>169697537

Because the internet took ahold of the idea and now we have an endless flood of butt memes

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So...... are they not going to explain the doomfist being gone?

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not again. for fucksakes.

>>169701056
This makes literally no sense

>>169701116
Which hero would Gromit main?

>>169700938
Sounds like someone is still sensitive from being told he can't cook

How is leaving without a word not just the same as criticising the food?

>>169701116
There will probably be something about it in the short

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>Americans waking up
>/pol/ bullshit starts up again

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>>169701097
>>169701056
Both of you are cancer. Leave.

>>169701209
wallace would main reinhardt, gromit would main zenyatta

>>169701209
He would be a healer and he would carry the team like he does with his cheese addicted owner.

>>169700860
>the human abilites only need a small amount of brain matter to function. The brain is big because there are reserve neurons in the case of trauma or age-related degeneration, not so much because intelligence requires it.

Thats not true but thanks for playing Reddit

>>169700191
More like "JUSTICE RAINS FRO-ARGH!"

>>169701116
Might be explained in the short, might be ignored and told at a later date when introducing doomfist.

>>169701248
Found the Redditor.

>try QP since comp is down
>get matched against 5 star 4-stack every game
Who designed this cancerous matchmaking?

>>169701243
nigga, america's been awake for hours, at least any americans that count.

>voice processor crossed off

Does that mean she has it already, or it's going to be another beep boop meme hero like Bastion?

>>169701219
I don't know, let's go ask the people working at the soup kitchen.

>>169701243
>racists waking up at 8:30 am
They don't sleep at night

>>169701209
>Gets reported for never communicating to his team

>>169701335
blizzard can't do anything right, except waifus.

>>169701243
The reason I hate /pol/tards the most is because they shit up random threads with their circlejerk bullshit and get more easily offended than the tumblrina landwhales they spend 8 hours a day obsessing over and use the same 2 arguments if you ever approach them negatively in any way.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYC44YPb_5k&feature=youtu.be&t=2m45s

Watching this trailer makes me sad

>>169701352
She literally wrote "got it!" Next to that dumbass

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>>169700889
>juking the enemy so I'm not gunned down
>my ana can't aim so I'm never healed

Just play fucking Zen or Mercy or Lucio please

>>169701352
>Giant ram bar with the word "AXIOM" on it right next to the list
Gee whiz, i fucking wonder.

>>169700724
Why does it even matter so much to you?

>>169701437
Why? That's literally what happens

WHATS TAKING SO LONG WHY IS COMP NOT UP YET JEFF

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>169701453
why are the hominidae so upset?

>>169701415
>anti-SJWs are just as bad as SJWs! :((((
I wonder who's behind this post...

>>169701116
The updates aren't even live yet. I assume they will release a short showing Doomfist 3 (or 4?) stealing it soon.

>>169701352
It means she's always recorded voice lines for it. She got her dad to do it and he's real goofy.

POOOOOOWEEEEEEEEER

>>169700935
If you stand still and emote, you're doing something wrong.

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>>169701563

>>169701291

There is no need to cling to obsolete information just because it's more convenient for your worldview, kiddo.

https://www.edge.org/response-detail/25284

>>169701563
Someone bored of the Great Retard Internet Culture War probably.

>>169701563
They're even worse

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School uniform skins when?

>>169701563
>Anti-fascists are not as bad as fascists. We're just opposing evil.

I hope you realize how big of a clown you are making out of yourself.

>>169701731
Someone creating a false equivalence probably.

>>169701595

>>169700653
>not just playing Zen and hitting with a heal orb and forgetting it

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>tfw to intelligent to pick the new bastion and instead going to always pick a counter bastion

>>169701495
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking hate that sound.

>>169701798

Bastion doesn't have any counter picks.

>>169701876
Genji used to be, but not so much anymore

>>169701876
hanzo and widow is about as good as it gets

>>169701776
I didn't create a false equivalence, I think anti-SJW's are more annoying because they show up more often on sites I actually use.

I'm sure if I actually cared enough to use boring as shit websites like tumblr or reddit I would care more desu

>>169701619
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_hWeN249fs

GUESS WHO!? IT'S ME! GOODBYE!

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>>169701790

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>>169701798
>implying the new, improved, t-1000 bastion will have a counter

the future is here, and it's shiny metal

>impressive t. widowmaker
>i'm impressed t. pharah

Was this game made for porn

Considering that overwatch is now more popular than anal on pornhub, I think blizzard did this on purpose

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>>169702000
hi

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Why are niggers so spoiled that they get TWO African heroes?

>>169701758
This has to be bait. I didn't know legitimate social justice warriors browse 4chan. Genuinely calling people "fascists" without joking. kek.

>>169702087
Egypt is not Africa

>>169702087
>niggers
>not the japs

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>>169702060
>he thinks genji players actually know how to play their main to support their team

>>169702087

Africa is a pretty big continent m8

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>>169702087
because white women are boring

>>169702137
>Doomfist and Niggabot

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I can't wait for the new hero to be announced and Efi to melt into the background, this "NIGGERS LOL kek rofl xD" shit is tiresome to wade through.

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>>169702000
Check me and your digits out

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Cant wait for the night to play some of my boy Bastion

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Finnish hero when?

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>>169702137
u wot m8

>>169701960
>New cinematic shows Eli revealing her newest creation
>As she's talking about all its abilitues, a muffled yell can be heard
>Suddenly, the wall behind her is blown apart by a screaming Doomfist
>"It's you."
>"IT'S ME! GOODBYE!"
>Doomfist proceeds to battle Eli's omnic

>>169702183
>Implying Doomfist is from Africa
I bet you think Reaper is from Spain

>>169702187
>I can't wait for the new hero to be announced and Efi to melt into the background

it's literally going to be a black chick voicing her or its going to be a little black girls voice

>>169702282
Yeah but it'll be robotized because it's a robot, so people won't care.

>>169702247
Egypt is Middle East.

>>169702261
Doomfist is an African hero/villain all Doomfists are African

>>169702224
o' perkele

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>>169702224

kyllä se vielä jonain päivänä tulee

>>169702282

50 shekkles says it's the black lady from 7 years a slave

>>169702261
there will be a shitstorm if doomfist isnt african

B U F F

R E A P E R

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>>169702224
When they add vehicles

>>169702409
She was the first person to cross my mind when Efi was announced

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>tfw

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>>169702224

>>169702093
You obviously have no reding comprehension skills or you're just acting retarded on purpose. I tried to show that the /pol/acks argument about anti-SJWs was the exact same as anti-fascistfags'.

>>169700000
>quadruped

She's gonna get a massive dick attached to her and it will be Krogan Cock all over again.

>>169702496
I was 1 point off the other day

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>>169702060
>overwatch release
>don't really like genji
>mccree and bastion get picked all the time though
>genji hard counter to them thanks to deflection
>keep picking genji to fuck with mccree and bastion pickers
>stop playing for a few months around the same time comp comes out
>come back later
>mccree got nerfed
>bastion almost unpicked
>don't play genji because of that
>people see my stats and think i'm a weeaboo genji main because of early release balance

>>169702496

>0 tank kills
You deserve it

>>169702137
>Egypt is not Africa
It literally is. It's North Africa. It is on the continent of Africa.

>>169702583
Egypt is a part of the Middle East.

>>169702579
>Genji
>hard countering McCree
That's the exact opposite of the truth though

>>169702636
Part of the Middle East is in Africa you dumb fuck.

>>169702636

Stop feeding this troll

Is Zenyatta viable on Payload attack?

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Will we be able to sexualize the new hero?

>>169702183
>Niggabot
No, it's called Niggatron

>>169702510

>no scope
>slower firing speed
>higher static base bodyshot damage
>molotov

Could it work

>>169702658
He did back when he could one shot Roadhog with fan the hammer. Deflecting the stun grenade and fucking him up was the best way to get FotM pickers to ragequit.

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>>169702694
Probably

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YOU BETTER BE HERE AND READY TO PAY UP FAGGOT, DON'T THINK I FORGOT

>>169702224
You already have Hanzo, Genji and Mei

>>169697028
>>they think you shouldn't shoot at Reinhardt's shield

Of course not. If you shoot it it will break. Sad.

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HOLY SHIT NIGGABOT'S VOICE ACTRESS LEAKED