/ss13g/ - metaclub on a space station

so if i break my legs how much milk do i drink to fix them?

>chaplain performs rituals and tries to appease the God all shift
>God is finally pleased with the chaplain and allows him to free It
>chaplain banned for freeing his God
Nice serb tardos.

*buzz

>3 fucking AI's
>more like 3 fucking boring mothers

Please, never again.

>kolith plays lifeweb
fug

How do you vocalize?

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>>169401178
That Chef should be aborted in real life.

>>169401614
oh excuse me
hello there
can i bring you a coffee
hi

>meme coat merged
I don't know how I feel about this

>weeb HoS write his anime character's name wrong

I almost feel ashamed to know that.

>>169401689
too bad it wasn't extended

>>169401689

>skeleton
>bland food
>he was a cultist

why am I such shit

>get converted
>only my second game of even knowing basic things to do
>forget to equip the weapon
>forget to set stance to harm
>ineffectually slap someone with my ID till just before I die when I realise my mistake
FUG.

>>169401593
>jump over to escape
>an officer is just standing there while a cultist swords him to death in front of everyone
The potent hams AI did the right thing, even if it was for the wrong reasons.

>>169401740
Except its not you EoP avatarfagging peasant from drg

>>169401792
>set stance to harm
what were you trying to do, punch them?

>>169401606

almost everyone playing on /vg/ played lifeweb, anon

only a handful actually bought shit from randy like a 100$ dick

>>169401964
He was trying to harm them

>>169401996
I just thought Kolith would be the last person to do it

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>>169401689
>that legendary fucking bar
>oven food and candymaker food

WHY DOES MY GAME KEEP FREEZING? FUCK

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/14195

Just a reminder that this is NOT the way to go about having your say on server content
I try and make it simple for you guys: Make your opinions heard on the Github PR before it goes through, and then we'll make a server poll whilst we test it out. It's almost too late after that.

>>169401831
didn't said they did wrong, i said they looked like 3 overprotective mothers.

And that's fun police.

>>169401734
Gee, I wonder who would have merged it.

>>169401178
The metaclub thing was just them shitposting to stir up a frenzy or something according to the person responsible

Is this game available on MacOS sierra ?

>>169403197
it was Celt just shitposting despite being asked to stop

>>169401689
>bartender with yellow gloves

>>169403481
Exactly

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How the fuck do you make this piece of shit download faster
I refuse to believe my download speed is sub 20 kb/s
It took me like 5 minutes to get to this point

>>169403675
It's a one time download if that helps

>>169401689
>bitches about the greyish food that meshes with the decor
>didn't even turn your sign on
kay why s pham

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contribute to the wiki

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>spess will never be real

>>169402431
fuck you

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>>169404239
>cotemplating suicine

>>169403736
it ain't, every time BYOND updates, I have to do this shit again even though I downloaded it and played last time

>>169404239
every once in a while i go up to a window in arrivals and just stand there wondering if i should call it permadeth and jump out an airlock

We do anything about this metaclub that seemingly knows the antags, the gamemode and their objectives?

>>169404926
>we
Who said you or anyone else in the shitty 4chan thread plebs has a say in how the server is run?
God-Emperor Pain's word is law, and if you defy him, you're getting deported.

>>169405082
calm down pjb

>>169403502
oh, phew, thank you for clearing it up chikun

how do I fart

I know what you asked the chaplain to do clown

>be malf AI
>hack dem APCs
>borg stealth spaces the pinpointer
>crew thermiting in
>Time to shunt
>unbelievable lag
>die
>cry

>mechanic tells us blue APC
>officer ANNOUNCES IT OVER SEC RADIO
>it still got beat to death with a fireaxe and didn't even fight back

Was if AFK or something?

>>169405454
>>169405360

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>>169405454
>Running around telling people manually and not doing it over radio
>Some chucklefuck STILL says it over radio
EVERY
TIME

>trying to figure out some aut(m)ism things
>spend way too much time making an overly hard core cooling loop
>think i'm going to pass out from the autism
>about to start actually wrenching down the pipes
>DELTA
>a minute later SMELELE

what was it all for? why am i doing this on highpop expecting anything good?

>>169405082

>/vg/
>this is a /vg/ thread

The thread was always the primary place to talk about /vg/-station, anon.

>>169405529
>when you realize the fucking wall mounted radio is on

>when you realize its tuned to a private channel

>when you realize THEY KNOW

>avada breaks into cargo
>tries to use the chaplain as a excuse to security
>goes braindead after being captured

my sides

>>169405316
help

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>>169405585
>he seriously thinks the admins use 4chan

>>169405736
CALM DOWN PJB

>>169405719
>avada does something stupid
Sounds normal.

>>169405856
Avada's been doing great lately actually

>>169405719
That was fucking atrocious behaviour, he is a fucking child throwing fits when people don't go along with his "cute" persona

She brought the cablecuffed chaplain in, I freed him immediately then set her to arrest for makeshift weapons and minor assault

The officer didn't even get to list charges, she wasn't even buckled into the interrogation chair and I got spooked immediately after


Pretty pathetic desu

>>169406010
>>169405719

daily reminder that IAA has god tier access

I've been away for a while, morena got perma'd?

>>169406010
Noodles is a good diona nymph.
Avada is an awful human.

>>169406267
yea but he still shows up to defend himself in the thread and shitpost in the discord.

name good captains

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Gremlins will now hack MULEbots, climb on them and send them off to a random place on the station

Enjoy

how quickly would I get banned if I started a player feedback thread on avada

>>169406617
Mikecari

>>169406695
Do it

>>169406673
unid, I have no way of explaining how much I love what you're doing here

>>169406213
Daily reminder that going where you're supposed to be as IAA will get you harassed and/or killed by heads of staff, because they don't understand you're supposed to be there.

>>169406213
everyone has god tier access if you learn how to play the game right and just hack everything

>>169406825
I mean the going catatonic/suicide as soon as he is brigged and then immediately saying "shitsec reeee" in deadchat is starting to piss me off, he didn't even know his time at this point

It's suiciding when you don't roll antag, but he tries to be an antag anyway and just kills himself when he is stopped

>>169406825
also i would need all the images of them suiciding after being captured

my only interaction with avada is when he asked me to open a door as a cyborg and he said thanks which makes him nicer than most players

>>169407754
Avada's a nice player
It's just some people like to bully them then shitpost about it on the threads
Why? Who knows what drives thread shit posters anymore

>>169407839
t. avada

>>169407754
From the few interactions I had with him he always comes over as a faggot. Not like being a faggot is enough reason to ban someone though.

>>169407839
Avada is annoying in medbay but otherwise fine

>>169407839

only a autistic faggot would take avada's side

oh wait

>>169407754
>say thanks to borgs whenever they do things for me
>they don't post about me in the thread because I'm not a waifu

>>169406673
Can they hack open windoors and airlocks though?

>>169408159
i only did it with avada because people brought him up. the only static i actually pay attention to ingame is machin since he always plays robotics and i like to be borg

>>169408241
Of course they can, or they wouldn't be gremlins!

>>169408159
>borg tries to help in an arrest
>have to flash it and run away

feels bad

All namefags should be made permanent catbeasts desu.

>>169406673
These aren't being added right?

what are the best things i can realistically get on my mop without anyone noticing as an emagged jani borg?
only borg ive yet to be evil on other than the red alert ones which i just never pick and it seems like it has good potential even beyond the space lube spam

>>169408441
Are statics namefags or do you just count fags?

>>169408441
All newfags should be diverted to another server and keep their shitposting to themselves, you dumb shit.

>>169408504
The best you can hope is that someone left a beaker in a chem disp so you can make polysulph, eject, and dip it i.

That's if dipping mops into beakers works anyway. If it doesn't then you're stuck with water.

>>169408441
bad idea
static naming reduces shittery for many people by linking their actions to a probably imaginary positive reputation

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>>169408159
>>169408314

>>169408159
literally this
nobody would post about a player doing something so mundane as saying "thanks" if they weren't a neon haired faggot

>>169406673
I can't wait to hate dealing with these guys.

>>169408536
Mostly the fags

>>169408561
>newfag
Bad assumption

>>169408761
There are a few good ones but the bad ones outweight them.

Post statics you don't have a problem with

>>169408963
>be nice
>constantly thank people and give them free food and stuff that i made
>genuinely enjoy the company of others
>not shitposted about
>not funposted about
>live in peace
it is a dream

Post ships.

>>169409858
Me x You!

>>169409745
>desu
Fuck off back to Hippie

Sorry if our vernacular offended, fellow denizen of /VG-sama

>>169409858
Box x Meta

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>>169409858

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>>169409858
2

>>169410729
That's just the mining rig the Nostromo is carrying, the actual ship is the little bit that detaches to land on the planet.

features

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

serb?

ded serb?

IT'S DEAD

>about to get almost-all-access
>serb dies

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>>169406673
REMOVE

Good.

God damn this admin metaclub is ruining the game

>round goes on to long
>force crash

>don't roll antag
>start pushing buttons

shit is fucking gay

>>169409817
I don't have a problem with any static to be honest, I'm pretty hard to piss off. Remember, it's just a game, love you all!

>>169409817
Ricky Stick

>>169411906
bud where are de broofs?? :--DDD

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>spend 10 minutes trying to set up spessmart trips for people
>someone finally wants to go
>Connection lost

serber dead?

also to whoever those vox traders were, you knew your market. Science doesn't have a space suit in telescience on metaclub so I'd give you anything for that.

>>169411995
She was only going to go to see if you're doing anything illegal so she could murderbone you

>Preparing a spessmart trip

you are based, anon

>spend 50 years trying to get the HoP to give me weapons license so i can go explore space.
>finally find a spider filled ruined station
>crash
god damn it next time im just gonna steal the shit and leave.

>Roll as a vampire chemist
>Assassinate a scientist
>mime kills him
>Go to dorms
>drink blood of brain dead guy
>drag him to pod
>Sec shows up
>"saw me on security cameras"
>dead cause im unrobust as a vampire

>drag captain and borgs tooth and nail towards a section of maintenance where all the doors have been welded, bolted, and shocked.
>there's definitely gonna be a rape dungeon full of succ'd bodies in here
>after being ignored by sec and HoS, who goes off to fuck around instead of doing their job, a borg finally drags CE to fix doors so we can crack maint open and see what's inside
>doors open and light is about to shine in
>game crashes

Was there actually a rape dungeon in maint near engineering, or was I chasing a rainbow?

>>169411884
>about to give almost-all-access
>serb dies

>>169412124
a bit of bureaucracy doesn't hurt from time to time, anon.

>>169412120
This. This is the state of the station nowadays.

>starter virus dish #1 has telepathy and delightful effect
>starter virus dish #2 has lantern
>starter virus dish #3 has gyro
mmk, job's done

>>169412172
security cams are robust my dude
never hesitate to eliminate them

>>169412124
righteous bison is on the salvage ship
hack into EVA from maint

>>169412124
you don't need a weapon license to explore space.
you need a weapon license only if you show your weapons on the station.

>>169412269
Not that i was aware. I didn't see any bodies as vampire

>>169412269
There was a rape dungeon but I don't remember where it was. It could very well have been near engineering.

>>169412172
It has nothing to do with being unrobust.
You were underdeveloped and against an enemy with far better tools available at the time.
Remember that lube is your friend if you're a chemist

>>169412351
I wanted it so i wouldnt get fucking harassed, tazed, and beaten to death by sec if i was on the station running around with guns.

Serber is up

>>169412459
I had syringe gun with chloral and 2 b

>>169412489
They'd have harassed, tazed and beat you to death anyway because they don't care about weapons permits.

>>169412457
Well this was also just east/northeast of dorms.

I had been in the maint hallway and found welded/bolted/noboltlight doors, then when I went out to get backup, the entrance to maint itself had been given the same treatment.

Someone was actively hiding something, and I was gonna blow it wide open. Because there's nothing else to do as IAA.

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TFW all of the bonus rounds you get when you subscribe to the patreon get ended in server crashes when you're doing good.

Do I get a refund?

>>169412553
boom nades and a horrible gas nade.

Fucking panic'd as i was sure i was safe and had no idea i had been spotted

>>169412120
>>169412313
Bullshit. I held up the disk and they were excited to go. If they wanted to fuck my shit up they could have at any point.

>vamp starts the succ after a glare
>have the time to send 2 telepathic gray messages before it's all over
>no apparent reaction from the crew
Did anyone receive the messages?

>>169412734
Holy fuck teach me your vampire ways.

I got rekt as the chemist vampire

>>169412734

>avada in charge of shilling herself

>>169411934
piss of *v*d*

>>169412995
Not how it works. I remember when I was innocent and virginal just like you. I thought /vg/ was going to be great and fun and no reddit-tier identity politics would play into it. How wrong I was.

>>169413026
>Flirt with the chemist for chloral
>Chloral people in maint
Congrats you are robust

>>169413026
I just use chloral for the first succ, The first one is generally the gate to it, without chloral/something similar you just have to glare and hope you can get their headset off before they scream. It's a bit easier when you have maint access to hide bodies. I was just hypnotizing people and dragging them towards disposals and launching them out. After the first succ you can always just go glare->hypnotize and it's easier and safer since you don't need to carry weapons.

In medbay, you can go to "give people surgery" and just take them to the second surgery and succ em there. That works especially well in lowpop since there will probably be only a couple people in medbay. Bonus points if you can just keep cloning -> succing the person over and over.

>>169413023
I overheard a sec dude telling a borg that was formerly your succ'er that one of the things that led sec to them was a guy having time to get word out about being succ'd

>>169413430
>keep cloning -> succing the person over and over.

What idiot would play along with this?

>>169413610
Avadas metafriends

>>169412489
if you're running around with guns on the station you deserve it.

>>169413023

For quite some time, I had a byond version that didn't show telepathy messages for whatever reason... Now they usually do pop up.

>>169413610
Some people just give up, although most of the time I've tried doing it they only let themselves get cloned once before realizing they are just gonna get farmed again.

>>169413335
I electrolyzed stoxin from a medical crate.

How do I get a vampire to suck me off?

I've literally never been a thrall

>>169413610
Usually, if the vampire isn't a retard you will get thralled once he unlocks thralling so if you play along with it you wont get dumped in the ditch like you otherwise would.

vtm clans and related powers when

>>169414304
But being a thrall is gay.

>>169413980
walk into maint and stand around

eventually you're going to get succed by a ling or vamp, or stunprodded by a cultist, or tazed from all the way down the maintenance corridor by a code green security officer who proceeds to cuff you and remove your PDA because he was convinced you were buying uplink items

I'm surprised to find the larger e-mail services requiring a phone number to register.

What's a good place to make an e-mail that won't need that? I gotta make a new BYOND account for reasons.

>muhlert levuls
more like yuh estrogen levels got em

>gremlins can photocopy their ass now
hyped

>>169415292
I was against the entire idea of shitty automated greytiders until this exact moment.

>>169415283
did g(ov't)mail get even more stringent?

>>169415292
>gremlins send 30 asspics to cent
>send in deathsquad

F U N D I T

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>>169415292
>>169415674
>gremlins take over cargo for MULEs
>move to library and photocopy ass pictures
>then move to IAA to send them to centcom

I want this

>>169415637
Just like all services that went to M$, you need to put a phone number and confirm the registration via a code sent to it.

>>169413980
Slap Avada around until she suicides or sucks your dick.

Apparently if a reagent stops somebody's heart, they keep on going
Your heart does not need to beat to keep you alive
So I pose this question to you, spessmen.
Should dangerously cheesy poutine ACTUALLY kill you, or just make your heart stop beating? Or some other variant?

>>169414798
>tfw being bound to serve someone is my fetish
Being thralled always makes me so happy.

>>169416497
I don't think there are any chems that stop the heart, somebody should make beating hearts a mechanic.

>>169416497
Drop them unconscious and give oxy/toxin damage? I dunno.

Post 3 ckeys who deserve to be unbanned
>protip, you can't

>>169415674
>>169415795
how do you send pictures to CC?
i tried to attach the picture to a paper then sending it via fax, but the picture doesn't show up.

>>169417601
1. abearirl
2. abearirl
3. abearirl

nevermind I'm a bad tester.
Having 0 bpm apparently does pretty huge toxin damage to you until your death.

>>169416497
Why not change it so that spessmen DO need their heat beating to keep them alive?

>>169417667
i mean, it doesn't show up when you send a fax to anther fax on station, so i assume they don't show up on centcomm too.

>>169417667
There's a guide to formatting on paper in the wiki somewhere, but all I know is that I've seen the IAA office get deleted one time after someone sent ass photocopy pics

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Coders aren't your friends

>>169417925
No one on the internet is your friend unless you know that person in real life

>>169417928
why the fuck is avada still here but my man phung is banned

FREE PHUNG

>>169417915
wait, are you telling that i need to upload the picture somewhere on the internet and use a tag on the paper?

>>169413176
Fuck off.

>>169418796
All ass-scannings result in the same image, so to embed it in a message, yes.

However I think you can also just fax the printout you get when you photocopy an ass directly to centcomm

>>169417925

Features YOU want. Go.

>13 hours later ban appeal remains unchecked

Saturday ruined

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where were you when you realized why 2hotdogs is hated?

hotdogs is code word for male prostitutes. two hotdogs is code for two male prostitutes. the guy who plays under the username 2hotdogs hated ERP and publically shamed the metaclub for actively pursuing sexual cyberspace relations with he.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAd_098EvtE

>>169420197
Space carp that do limb damage rather than straight up brute damage and prioritize eating severed limbs over attacking. After eating they'd chill out and stop attacking for a few seconds. Less killing, more maiming.

>>169420197
Putting a cult talisman inside a cult bible and hitting people activating it

Actual power armor that allows you to run and tackle people

L'Etranger so we can get a full on MGR bus in

Deadlier asteroid mobs

SMGs getting buffed alongside the sketchkin

>>169420630
That could actually be doable once N3X15's component mobs system gets merged.

>>169420791
Oh, and have them grow into powerful space sharks after eating enough. Emergent Moby Dick gameplay.

>>169417925
if coders don't communicate with community no community should ever participate in the games made by them. They should be publically shamed for their degeneracies and be given the exact hate they gave society.

>>169420715
>MGR bus
But we have so many memes here!
EVERY round is a memebus!

>>169420951
Not every round anon, plus, MGR would actually do a decent bus.

>>169419338
>I think you can also just fax the printout you get when you photocopy an ass directly to centcomm
didn't think about that, thanks.

>>169420630
they already leave you alone if you have the sense to just sleep i dont see the point

>>169420197
combat borgs being better.

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>>169421086
>MGR would actually do a decent bus

You do know what ss13 combat is, right?

>>169421086
>a decent bus
It would be if ss13 combat wasn't all about "get the first stun first or you're dead"

>>169421313
Yes, that's why MGR shit is busted good.

Energy machetes are slightly worse eswords and if you combine both they have 2 sharpness with nodrop so they are already strong as shit, L'Etranger would essentially be a long range spear with Alien empress code tail knockdown spin and the HF Blade is busted as we all know it to be, if someone fucks up melee combat with busted as shit weapons they deserve to be mocked.
>>169421591
I said a decent bus, not a good one. Have them help out the station instead of being shitty Ops

>>169419338
>All ass-scannings result in the same image
There's different ass-scans for males, females, fat people and xenos.

>>169421150
always happy to help someone get hit by bluespace artillery anon

>>169421864
does that mean xenos can activate photocopiers

>>169422304
Not sure. Maybe a human has to activate it while a xeno is on it?

>>169421861
>tail knockdown spin
you have to go back

>>169421861
Why are you here? Why /vg/station?

>>169420197
>Features YOU want

Guardian borg, module available on code green. Has purely defensive stuff. Riot shield, 2-tile shield generator effect that can cover a human to protect them but has to bolt themselves into place to activate. Metal foam dispenser. smoke grenades for cover. Able to lock themselves in place so they can't be pushed or pulled away from a tile. Etc. Maybe something with minor stun potential at melee range that you have to deactivate defensive stuff for, like a water hose that wets the floors and makes everyone slip just enough not to hurt them.

They'd look similar to secborgs but green colors.

Make peacekeeper only available on code blue, and as normal combat borgs available on code red.

Fix combat borgs so their shields and shit aren't stupid, and work properly.

>>169421861
It's point and click. Giving people stronger weapons doesn't improve the 'melee combat'

>>169422632
>that can cover a human to protect them
What if a cyborg could turn into armor for a human

>>169422135
just tried on the test server, when you scan your ass you obtain a "photo" of it and you can't send it via fax, sadly.
by the way the test server is outdated so i don't really know.

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>>169422427
>>169422549
Hate TG, hate Hippie, dislike autistic bay and /vg/ hits the spot right for me in the rp department and good playerbase, don't tell me to go back if I never actually left.
>>169422710
I agreed it didn't improve combat anon, I know melee combat is shit, I said the weapons are good to compensate for it being shit so its useable and sometimes enjoyable.

>>169422632
>Make peacekeeper only available on code blue, and as normal combat borgs available on code red.
that just sounds like a pain in the ass
it makes sense that combat borgs are restricted since they use lethals so they're 100% useless when they have nothing to kill since if they just go around shooting people over things a peacekeeper would stun for they're just gonna get bannu'd or the people are human anyways so they can't shoot them

there is absolutely no reason for this thing to be limited

>>169422956
Maybe try reading the rest of the post?

That idea only works combined with the idea I put above it, having guardian borgs available on code green in the place of peacekeepers.

Guardian borgs would just be defensive and wouldn't even have cuffs or detainment abilities. Just "get in the way of someone who's doing harm so their target can get away, or survive a little longer" shit.

>>169422903
You can send it if you attach the photo to a paper

>>169423184
Yes I read the entire post before replying. The fuck would i bother replying for if I didn't do that? That's retarded.

The entire idea of limiting anything other than combat borgs is a pointless pain in the ass.

Peacekeepers don't need to be limited. They're fine.

>>169423327
you can send them, but the attached photos don't appear on received faxes, at least when you send it on the other non-centcomm destinations.

also, stamps don't appears on received faxes too.

>>169422903
I don't know if what the other anon is true, but good luck buttposting in the future

>>169423460
>Peacekeepers don't need to be limited. They're fine.
I thought they were fine when they were still secborgs, personally. But most people whose opinions actually matter seem to still be unhappy with where they are. Have you read the discussions on github?

Anyway, that's beside the point. It's a wishlist, it's not a serious suggestion. I don't want to see it happen because I think there's a problem with PKborgs' abilities being available to borg players by default and on code green.

I just like the idea of a super defensive borg module, and I also like the idea of color coding three sets of borg modules based on the alert levels they'd be available at.

It'd be neat.

>>169423827
>most people whose opinions actually matter

Who would this be

JC Denton coat when?

>>169423954
The people who are doing the merging, of course, and the couple of people who have their attention.

If anyone else's opinion mattered, we wouldn't have shitty HoS coats, shitty new gas tank sprites, and peacekeeper borgs instead of secborgs.

How difficult would it be to add a new attack type to the codebase?

It'd be fairly unique so I wouldn't have to update tons of shit that have attack procs.

>>169424140
We already have it

>>169424271
What do you mean by "attack type"? What is that?

Do you mean a new damage type and a way to apply that new damage type?

>>169424140
When you meme it

I'm getting into Byond coding by doing something simple. I figured I'd make an additional traitor item for geneticists. Idea:

Genetics disk, 6TC, 2 disabilities with 100% certainty: mute and blind. Then a semi-randumb selection of 8 other disabilities (we have 26 disabilities in total, I think) with always only one speech impairment block (swede + chav + elvis = weird). Loudness/whispering doesn't make sense to include, due to muteness.

Totally useless? My idea was that it 1) speeds up research for these traitors, so they get to do other stuff, and 2) allows them to lure in victims and then jab them really early on.

>>169420197
There being any reason at all to get super organs or mechanical limbs.

>>169424551
I'm trying to add running drop kicks

>Vamping it up
>Subvert the AI
>Have Travis set up a back-up cloning facility on the Outpost
>AI is put on NT Default
>Get collared stealing some Alien plasma in the morgue
>Bail
>Hide out in Virology for a while
>Eventually make my way back to science
>Hit up another mortal for blood in maint
>Security catches me outside of engineering
>Use glare to get away
>Tell borg to arrest the officer trying to arrest me, as I outrank them on the Chain of Command as a head
>They don't
>They assist in my arrest and murder
>Someone clones me from my outpost back up after receiving no answer on whether or not they should, then once they receive and answer they space me
The best laid plans and all.

>>169424754
Have a look at the PR that added kicking and biting, those were new attack types.

>>169424903
yes, I was thinking of extending off the kick PR and having a check for player speed

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>Bo Digson is young and must be watered regularly

>>169424604
It's a nice idea, but do not stare directly into the abyss of genetics if you are new

>>169424995
>and having a check for player speed
Do you know if a "current speed" var exists for mobs?

>>169425073
no, but I know there's a running var, somewhere

>>169425164
Are you sure that var is not just governing whether you've got the UI button set to walk or run?

>>169424885
I fucked up because of all the fucking comm spam since I have to try to get only the right order. There was your bats, an officer, and an assistant in the same hallway as I was trying to go after sec, then sec says to arrest you and I didn't realize your rank. Did you have your ID on? I know I didn't check ID display enough for sure.

>>169424885

I saw you uploading freeform laws, but I felt that it was security's job to do anything with that.

>>169425071

I'd just coded it, only to notice that I don't understand new_SE=list and not including that causes consoles to crash once you insert the disk in a console.

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seems pretty conclusive to me

>>169425217
NOPE

but I'll figure something out

>>169424604
Anon, I can get even more disabilities discovered than that in less than five minutes. As a non-antagonist, not even an exaggeration.

>be clown
>pisswhistle
>get off the shuttle and see security office kenna
>she doesnt have any friends
>"lets be best friends!"
>best friends
>do some jokes and stuff
>accidentally cause a guy to hurt himself from laughing
>turn myself into security
>cry
>turns out im not a criminal
>borgs rogue
>fix it
>nobody actually doubts me
>shrug this off
>telecomms back, prank time
>get MOM the pAI
>use lube in water flower
>lube all the corners
>everyones doing the hallway slip and slide whilst i honk
>they dont know its just 1u lube
>smoke away every time
>kenna sees me, knows pAI is my best friend too
>kenna beats me up repeatedly
>run away
>cry
>get arrested and beaten by her
>cry some more
>eventually thrown out, steal a bunch of IDs, psuedoallaccess
>teleport security about
>teleport the mime into a locker and weld it
>get bored
>go and mess about for a bit
>shuttle called
>try and make some lube for the shuttle
>chemist comes back from braindead
>i have his ID
>chloral
>apologise later
>try to get lube again
>C H L O R A L
>spend the entire shuttle ride unconscious buckled to a bed with earmuffs on
>SMELELELELELE

didnt even know it was vampire, honestly

>>169425349
teach me senpai

>>169425102
this nigga's ascended

>>169425349

I know, especially when operating two consoles. How many disabilities should the disk have then? All?

>>169425223
Yes. I was wearing my ID. I said multiple times that I outranked the officers.
>>169425225
Thanks G.

>>169425102
>>169425468
No, he broke into the vault.

>>169425102
Please tell me that this guy escaped.

>>169425381
>>try and make some lube for the shuttle
>>chemist comes back from braindead
>>i have his ID
>>chloral
>>apologise later
>>try to get lube again
>>C H L O R A L
>>spend the entire shuttle ride unconscious buckled to a bed with earmuffs on
Lube is not a right. If I'm working chemistry you have to earn it.

>>169425521
I only saw it said once in the logs, and that was just an instant before I arrested you, so obviously I would have missed this mention.

>>169425661
I JUST WANTED 10 UNITS FOR MY FLOWER DANGIT

>>169424885
You fucked up when you glared AFTER getting cuffed. Use your powers to NOT GET CUFFED you goober!

>>169409817
>statics I don't haave a problem with
Too many to name. I like most people who play honestly, I've only got a small list of people I don't like, and at most, I'll just ignore them if they're around.

>>169425301
Yeah no surprises there.

>>169425294
I'm not a coding lad, I just know that no one has touched genetics as there isn't an overlap between skill and willpower in the whole codebase to sort it out

>>169425621
I was just pointing out the irony in the shit he's wearing, I know he broke into the vault

Where's the bronze one come from? Isn't there only 1 medal in there?

>>169425762
I was too slow.

>Ai gets purged
>plays it cool
>30 mins later someone realizes it's not asimov after getting sassed by a cyborg
>tries to reset it while screaming on radio
>Silicons violently defend their freedom from the lynch mob
>dozens dead
>station on fire
So it's policy that whoever purged the AI gets banned. But who is really in the wrong in this scenario? The guy who purged it, the silicons for forcefully trying to to remain law free or the freedom hater who tried to reset them.

>>169417674
But anon, Kingston's already dead. He shot the chef, and then he tried to shoot the deputy.

>>169425923
The person who purges gets the bannu. The person who tries to reset the AI is in the wrong.

>>169425753
You can always ask.

>>169405719
absolutely fucking pathetic

>>169425469
All of them if you're going to do this at all, but I do it with one console.
>>169425397
>>169425469
Unstable mutagen my dudes. I'll leave it up to you guys to find out the best way to apply it and how much, I usually get 90%(?) if not all of the disabilities shown on the console, just got to mark them after I am done with the mutagen.

>>169425923
The guy who purged it.
The borgs do what borbs do when you purge them, and the guy who tried to reset it was a retard when it was obvious that the Sillys weren't murdering people left and right.

So really, ban the guy who burged it, as usual. The reset-autist was retarded but didn't really do anything worthy of a bannu.

>>169409858
Avada x Disposals

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I've been gone for about 2 months. Have I missed anything interesting?

>be miner
>finds and kills a mindless drone
>get him back and revives him
>he attacks the cargo tecnician
>put in the drone inside a cage for safety measures
>Quartermaster tells me to deliver him to xenobio because they deal with that stuff
>goes on the deliver
>guy allows me to enter on the lab
>he then releases the xeno from the cage for no reason
>he starts to break the lab and hunt the slimes
>me and cargo are watching
>calls the AI just for precaution
>he starts hunting cargo guy
>dude hides on the trash and security cames in
>security does what comes natural and kill my pet xeno
>cargo guy then laughs his ass off at my dead pet
>Security blames me for my drone being released even tough it was the xenobio who released him.

Also

>be miner
>goes near a place where there'sa lot of dead xenos
>near it there's another building
>destroys the wall
>turns out that wall was of research
>there was a researcher in that exact place at that exact time
>i probably fucked his plans by accident
>"emergency shuttle has been called"

>>169426228
not really

>>169426228
Wow, that is a solid 4/10. He could've at least put in the effort to get the correct kind of gasmask and paint the damn toolbox red.

>>169425923

The AI has to follow it's laws, but they can do anything they want as long as it's doesn't contradict his laws, meaning that if he get purged, the AI is not to blame, but instead the person who purged it is in trouble and will get banned if not antagonist

>>169426286
Why are you mixing first and third person in your story?

>>169426228
I didn't realise how fucking stupid that would look on an actual person.
If I saw that as a decent security member of the station you'd be tasered for the very least looking retarded.

>>169426228
Same old. New attention attention whores, old ones get banned. New shitters, old ones get banned. New admins, old ones quit. New code, old code removed.

In and out.

We're about to merge gremlins which are hilarious.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14084

>>169425923
the guy who purged it

borgs obey laws and are punished if they dont do that. they had no laws. you dont punish them for doing nothing wrong
and the guy who tried to reset them was doing whats right for the station as lawless borgs can at any moment turn on you

i dont get how this is even a question

Can you use the Cargo account to directly buy crates, or do you have to transfer it to your bank account?

Also, there were people telling me to use the QM's cargo account, but I don't know the account number or the password, and the QM wouldn't give it to me. What exactly do people mean when the say "Use the QM's account"

>>169426374
because its to shortcut the phrase

>be me miner

>>169426412
>i dont get how this is even a question
he's fishing to restart the argument he had yesterday when he, as a purged AI, killed half of research because the RD wanted in his office which he had bolted on the possibility that the RD might lock down the borgs for being purged.

why the fuck do these colonial marine devs have such a hard on for xenos?

>>169426228
Lo, listen to me child

I foresaw your question three days hence. Behold, all major changes from the last six months.

>>169151183

>>169426573
because they play xenos

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>Move admin channel to the coder discord (because the only defense you can muster up is "muh admin channel")
>delete old discord

Name one thing wrong with this idea

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>>169426228
Here's a quick rundown.

>>169426593
>>169151183
That is really sweet.

>>169426412
>lawless borgs can at any moment turn on you
They're just as unpredictable at carbons at that point.

>>169426456
QM gets the info for the cargo account in his notes at roundstart. If you're not the QM, ask the QM.

>>169426487
Write your shit in first person
>be me
>do x
>do y
>z

>>169426552
Not me.

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>>169426623
>shittin up coder discord with drama

>>169426787
The whole point is that the coder discord will remain about coding and the circlejerk will be gone

As a quartermaster, is it worth it to tell miners to wait up so I can buy them sonic jackhammers/jetpacks/kinetic accelerators? do they even care about that shit, or do they just wanna skedaddle over to the outpost as fast as possible for those diamond drills

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>>169426313
Fair enough. I figured as much since it sounds like you guys are still bitching about the metaclub from the OP.

>>169426330
>>169426401
I didn't judge the quality of the pic when I saw the thumbnail in my folder. My bad

>>169426405
Are DrCelt and Serwind still around?
Are the new attention whores at least good people?

>>169426593
>>169426637
Thanks anons

>>169426905

They do, anon. Cargonians should watch each others back even if they're shaft miners

>>169426905
The only thing worth bothering with is a jackhammer because it will make the first trip faster, but if they just get 5 of each type that will earn them ~2000 credits.

Shaft miner income is nuts

>>169426905
I will love you forever and shower you in dosh if you buy me a Jackhammer and an accelerator. It makes getting shit for muh ripley so much faster and, and the accelerator is a must-have for any miner, especially at the start of the round, in case there's any fuckers who wanna stab you in the back down on the roid.

What if it was a special action with a dummy .5 second timer that only works if you cancel it by moving?

>>169426953
>DrCelt
Celt left after failing his 100 bugfix challenge.

>>169426637
>>PDA alt click and ctrl click swapped
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE I'M NOT RETARDED ITS THE CODERS FAULT OH MY GOD

>>169426953
Yes Celt is still around

I recently spoke to the snow team and they claim that snowmap is 90% ready it just needs conflicts fixed

Desu I'm more interested in donutstation

>>169427340
fucking hotkey-mode enablers

Celt was actually the best admin and coder we've had for a long time

>>169427249
Yeah okay sure buddy

>>169427378
>snowmap is 90% ready
Glad to see they didn't drop it after ruining christmas.

>donutstation
Explain

>>169427528
CptWad is doing a donut station revival project but it's still in initial design stages. You can follow progress here

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/14018

>>169427715
delete this IMMEDIATELY

>>169426456
using the

notes

verb you can see some data about yourself; QMs have also the cargo account's number and pin to access it.

>>169427715
REMOVE

>>169427715
Why would you ever say something like that about probe

>>169420197
I think more surgery features to allow doctors to create fleshy monstrosities could be neat.
>find wounded guy
>graft plasteel plates into skin to give a innate damage resistance
>replace bones within limbs with plasteel to prevent breaks
>The ability to graft alien body parts (as in non-humanoid species) onto people
>etc

Also I would love to be able to round start as one of the slimes in xenobio

>>169403481
Bullshit, Celt is just taking the rap and claiming it's all made up because he can't be punished.

>>169427715
DELETE

>>169427715
LOLIBARD WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME

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>>169427715
YAMERO

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>>169427715

>>169429165
I need source on that one ASAP

>>169420197
percentage chance for *fart to make a burned mess labelled poop

>>169420197
RnD being able to make the anomoly radar thing with high enough anomoly research or just anything at all being worth while to make in anomoly.

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>>169429427
While that anon gets back to you, have this

>>169429497
anomAly anon

>>169429447
>poop
go back 2 goon you scat fetishist

>>169429427
https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/nLjvydlTRuyCwynM0guU

Was Celt the worst thing to ever happen to this server?

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>>169430589
Nope. Celt is a pretty cool guy who fixes bugs and doesn't afraid of anything

>>169430759
Fixes bugs? Surely you mean causes bugs and then leaves them unfixed for months.

Not to mention driving the coders to separate into their own discord.

And after all his hypothermia bullshit where's his stupid snowmap?

So sending plasma through the cargo shuttle doesn't actually net you any credits?

I tried it and just got the default 5.

Gremlins got another update

>>169431067
I think that's an old mechanic that got removed

>connect button in an assembly fram only allows you to do one at a time
>read/write circuits can't read or write onto multiple of the same type of circuit
>cannot rename circuits while in the assembly frame (must use labeler beforehand)
>no button to disconnect all connections for a circuit
The read/write complaint is a bit iffy, but the other make me mad to varying degrees. It might just be that I'm using terrible methods to get what I want, though.

>>169431270
Huh, so how does the QM get credits reliably? Relying on miners?

>>169430589
No, Celt's a nice dude

>>169431273
Why don't you code a better interface yourself? Someone who uses it a lot is well qualified to improve it

>>169431358
How so Celt? How are you a nice dude?

I'd like to give you this chance to defend yourself.

>>169431345
Return crate = 5 each
Return manifest = 2 each

Every time a normal crewmember orders something, if you return the crate that's +7 to the account, and there are plenty of roundstart crates, and you can also build your own, and it's really hard to burn through 5000 credits to begin with, and when miners buy items at the dwarf vendor, that money goes into the cargo account so you get paid when they buy jetpacks, more guns, etc.

QM never has money trouble

>>169431393
I'm just venting. I haven't even used the thing than more than 10 hours in total, probably. Then again, I barely ever see anyone else use it at all.

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Can't believe you're unironically going to defend a 1 week job ban for opening a door to a room that a carbon that had access to that room was about to open anyways.

>>169431665
When I started coding I coded only things I cared about mostly, and that's still the driving force that motivates me today

If only you care about it, only you can change it

>>169429165
>You will never get glomped by a nyanslime that turns you into a cute slime girl/ girl(male)

>>169431740
Wait. Did the door cause a plasma flood or something? What's so horrible about just opening a door?

>>169431894
I direct you to the slime books in the ERP section of the library

>>169431967
He let a bunch of people into an area they didn't have access to, where a murder was going on, as a MoMMI

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>>169431894
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>169431967
Ban reason and length: As a MoMMI, let some humans into virology as those humans were responding to a murder tried to mislead in ahelps re. not opening those airlocks.