/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

who is your waifu?

>>169138115
hachi :D:D

reminder to change your ic name every few weeks to stop metagrudging without losing identity

>>169138340
>using non-random names

for what porpoise

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>tfw started to call plasma as "blasma"
>more peoples are sticking with "blasma" too
spurdos when?

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>>169138340
No. My character is my character, I'm not gonna give him up just because some faggot doesn't like me.

>>169138412
>randomnaming like a hippie bitch
Scum tbqh my friend

honk

>>169138115
I'd fug any female vox

>>169138507
>can't actually roleplay as his job, needs to roleplay as some character. literally cant role play

>actual roleplayers who play their roles are from hippy

i c

>>169137868
Nigga if you want hardmode, play skeleton. Vox is ezmodo, the negative is racism that doesn't happen unless you're fucking horrible, while the upsides involve the ability to wear bettermagboots, a free space-worthy suit, and a ticket to the Vox metaclub.

Reminder that waifus and their waifufag enablers are a rapid cancer.

>>169138428
Blasma has been a thing for. VERY long time.

>>169138428
I cannot stop saying blasma.

Serb?

serb?

serb ded?

>>169138698
>tfw no qt Vox gf

You did this to us....

ded

serbian?

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rip serb

>>169138428

I whole heartedly approve a race of Spurdos.
Or at the very least a virus.

DRES

>>169139434
>Gondolier's Pox
>Causes victims arms to blow off

>>169139429
>diona nymph HoP
i fucking love it

>>169139429
who maded this glorious shit.

>>169139596
Me

>Horatio Warren [Common] (Roboticist) says, "Borgs are having an orgy in AI core."
>You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.
It had to be done

>>169138340
or just be really robust

no pls

>roll antag
>serbian dies
M E T A C L U B
E
T
A
C
L
U
B

>Having a laser tag game with a security officer
>Serb dies as soon as i fart on his face

spooky

>Roboticist tries to be nice to diona and makes him a mech
>Dionas die if they're in a mech

And...
we're back.

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IT LIIIIVES

>>169139434
>new Xenoarch artifact
>Benis statue
>"A strange, rod-like statue with two orbs at its base. It has a the word "benis" engraved into the slab of stone that it stands on. You have a strange urge to touch it. What could it mean?"
>touching it makes you say "oh fug" and your skin bursts off and you become a spurdo
>you get the objective "rebroduce :-DDD", which means you try to peacefully get people to touch the benis

>>169140142
Gotta put lights on the inside I guess. Tanning bed mechs when?

>>169140342
>it's a shard but instead of removing you from existence it turns you into a spurdo
I'd buy it

>>169138115
I'd fug a clown

>>169140342
>ask someone "gome touch benis :DDD"
>banned for ERP

Ailsa and Dana are CUTE AND THICK!

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>>169140651
What about a mime?

Someone post the department gondolas that one guy made

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>>169142195

>>169142404
ps oldcult robes returning when
put them in the autodrobe or chaplain vendor

>>169141562
spurdos, being bears, have close ties to bear force one are immune to ERP rules

>>169141971
Ailsa is A MAN, BABY, YEAH

>>169142760
Who says men can't be thicc?

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>>169141971
>>169142760
>>169142816
stop that

>>169142624
when you get them through xenoarchalso cult things in xenoarch actually dropping robes along with the hoods when

>>169143780
>i'm at the normal-tier

nice, and here i was worried i was making a mistake with my life

>>169143780
>waifus
>plural
waifu is for laifu you piece of filth

>>169143780
I knew it.
When I began creating a female version of myself and falling in love, I knew it was the true route.
thanks

>>169143780
So that means that drawing porn and writing erotic fiction about my space character is a-okay?
Awesome!

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>>169144218
>>169144116

>>169143780
>Tfw you hate people posting about you, not because you hate the attention, but because you are your own waifu and you should belong only to you.

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>>169138428
>>169139434
It was in the works but Clusters personal hatred of Spurdo killed it.
I'm not even memeing, ask him yourself

>>169146154
Good. Last thing we need is more memes

>>169146234
t. cl*sterf*ck

>>169142032
Now this is a waifu I'd want..

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>>169142032
Got a clown version?

Any significant feature added to our server in the past 6 months I've been away?

>>169147171
There's a nifty little thing called a changelog

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>>169146234
I'm sorry that Finns fucked your mother, Cluster.

>>169147282
A changelog won't discern a significant change from a mundane one, nor would I without having actually tried the content.

>>169147610
'Kay. Read the changelog

>>169147610
>>169147171
read the github closed section and filter out closed PRs and stop when it gets familiar, you knob

>>169148616
Hey they actually added blood donation bots, neat

Felicity is shit, Rin is now my waifu!

>>169148723
Lotta neat stuff.

>80 people on
>80 motherfucking people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5xTReubUro

>>169149359
>tfw want to play
>actually have to go shopping, clean the house and prepare dinner tonight.

>>169149547
>prepare dinner tonight
who's the special mouth?

>>169149547
>prepare dinner
>having people to prepare dinner for

fucking normies

>>169146846
>>169147045
I don't have a clown version but I do have a full version
http://i.imgur.com/Bc14Zfel.jpg

>>169149738
An unrobust literal greyshit sec/medical main.

>>169146154
Didn't he kill our only chance of getting a real deal alien race too with his hiss fit about "scootaloos"?

>>169150132
How fucking DARE you insult Lord Cluster, Protector of the Github, Duke of the Design Doc.
He can do no wrong, he knows what's best for us.

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>>169150037
I now really want to ship a grey and a female mime..Thanks a lot anon...

>>169149819
Well you can't serve dinner to no one .

>>169150037
Reminds me too much of something shad would draw.

Let's recap what's happened so far
SEPTEMBER
>Holominimaps
>Arcane Golem
>Sec glocks
OCTOBER
>Guns no longer damaged by breaking open a lockbox
>Clickdrag construction
>T1 stock parts available at assembly vendor, sulphuric acid at engivend
>Convetor belt construction changed
>Lube now makes floor shiny like water
>Biofoam injectors + internal bleeding medkits
NOVEMBER
>Can use cash on vending machines
>Rapid Crate Sender for cargo
>Telecrystal prices for all antag items adjusted (most doubled; also crystals given are doubled)
DECEMBER
>Holosuits (death squad, ERT, nook ops)
>Big kitchen update for lot of new mutant plant recipes
>Buckets are now 150u
>Drinking from beakers now possible
>DrCelt fixes 100 bugs in like 2 days (with a lot of help)
>Grues
>PDA alt click and ctrl click swapped
>Vapor salts dry floors
>Smartguns
>Inflatable walls
JANUARY
>Invisbility cloak
>pAI mulebots and medbots
>RPD, RCD, jetpack can no longer be theft objectives
>Power alerts now go away more easily
>Bolas buffed +30% work chance
>Entirely redesigned trader outpost on Boxstation
>Tradervends
>Librarians get a bonus language
FEBRUARY
>Trader coats
>No fruit changed to NOMUT
>Dr Acula
>Personal airbags
>Peacekeeper borgs
>Bigger holodecks with more room options

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>Account age 0, joined the round and started screaming in portuguese and attacking people.

what was his endgame?

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>greyshit mcbaldy gets pissy I took his flash and gave it to sec
>harasses me for a majority of the shift chucks bottles at me
>PKA's me before shuttle gets called enlist mime help to capture the shitter
>capture him, but he dies a couple minutes later from toxin build up

Not sure if it was victory earned or just a petty victory earned.

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chikun

>>169151183
>PDA alt click and ctrl click swapped
I hate this so much

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>it's a chaotic vampire round where vampires are actually doing things
>when I'm the HoS

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>>169150297
Why a grey?

who was the ghost who kept toggling the lights in robotics?

>>169151830
I've never felt so good autistically screaming at people. Could not have done it without the AI. AFAIK, only two chickens died (to me), Cheryl and Anne. Feels bad.

>>169151907
Thanks for letting me be your assistant :)

>>169152042
I took pictures of the chikuns as well but mins killed the power with nar-nar just as I was trying to post a new newspost.

>>169151907
Thanks for helping me get my janicart back but also fuck you for arresting me.

>>169152073
no problem family, securassistants are always fun as long as they aren't cult/traitors that turn on the security team and murder them at the soonest opportunity

> getting a cuff + lockerweld valid on an officer trying to arrest me
all this escalation over me trying to destroy beepsky ended up in my disarming the HoS and stealing two eguns, then tasing two officers, walling myself off in ghetto botany, and trying to negotiate to stay there permanently to grow pumpkins

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>>169151930
because I can choose too?

>>169152168
>destroying Beepsky

disgusting.

>>169152159
what did I arrest you for?

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>>169151907

You did a fine job

>Shitting around as Chaplain
>Hear Vampires are on the run
>Join security, get given all sec access
>Deconvert people, run around
>Girl tell me she had information for me
>You, the HoS, gave me my very own assistant
>Shitstorms after shitstorms, but we all made it out alive, with no convertee and vampires left

>>169152328
>what did I arrest you for?
Allegedly setting up the bear traps but then I told you who really did it and all was well.

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Thanks for the money bags.

>>169152492
oh right

thank you for outing the guy who really did it, turns out he was a vampire

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>>169152549

>>169152168
>trying to negotiate to stay there permanently to grow pumpkins
You just whined about being arrested.

>>169152073
Sorry for stunning you the HoS chose not to mention you over .s ever. So I see an assistant hookshotting into the brig.

>>169151907
Dude don't ever go silent after yelling for help. You said something like help in toxins then didn't say a word over the radio until I ran into you in the brig. Up until that point I assumed you were thralled or dead and forgot your SPS.

>>169138507
>implying hippie shitters arent even bigger snowflake shitters than us

>>169150037
That's shia's art isn't it?
At least the mime would actually be funny if that was the case.

>tfw mimes are never legitimately funny

>>169152763
An unique kidna comfy

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>>169152763

>>169153298
got a link to shia's shit?

Which waifu would be the best housewife?
No meme awnsers please.
Kelly is best housewife, purity supreme!

>>169153939
Just look it up at exhentai, there's no shifty shit so you don't need to get passed a sad panda.

Mostly WoW stuff, his work usually has more puns than porn.

>>169152874
yeah that was dumb, I don't usually forget to do something like that. I think I just got busy trying to find Mascaro with bolas after he took both of my guns and forgot to say anything.

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>>169154083
Trying to think of a decent mime waifu...I can't.

So, I'll just put Hicachi or that bird that usually is in chem with chloral

>>169154629
>a qt fox trader will never make you a special dish

>>169154746
FOX TRADERS WHEN?
THE YIFF YAFF MUST FLOW.
Skinnable fox traders for pelts when?

>>169154878
It's better than saying the obvious meme waifu garbage like rin, avada or julie.

>>169154878
Don't even joke about adding foxes.

We should add Orgs to kipnap waifus.

Can someone draw Kammer-tan

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>>169154878

>>169148764
I don't think so sunshine

>>169154878
paradise station get out

reeeeeee

Is surfer still a viable waifu?

>>169155890
there are no viable waifus

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>>169154878

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>>169154878
No

>>169155890
Not since he joined the discord

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>>169154878

>>169155823
Try it ling.

>>169150132
>vox
>no discussion
>no feedback
>two rigged polls and they're grandfathered in forever and ever

>martians
>"wull, ACKshully..."
>shot down by some mother hen faggot because we couldn't come up with a faggy "scientific-sounding" baystation name for them

still burns my ass

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>>169155890
I'll be your waifu onii-chan.

Manifested ghosts have been commented out for cult while maintenance is performed on the shitheap of balance that they are.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14150
>>169157050
If you actually code scootaloos I'd be down for adding them. People didn't want them because people kept spamming hentai and no one actually coded them.

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>>169157050
>lmao no more meme races
>fails to realize literally every race besides humans are memes.

>>169151674
To an all Brazilian nation state within /vg/. Without our admins, surely /vg/ would fall under thw enthrallment of Brazil.

>>169155890
Surfer can only be your waifu when you yourself are a waifu.

t. Reica

>>169157653
you forgot the smug loli senpai

>>169157227
They already exist, though the file they're in is unticked
They're very buggy, though, I hear

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>>169157243

There's only one non-meme race and that's greytide.

>>169158079
Oh I didn't know they reached some state of implementation. All I know is we can modify the amount of hands a mob has (which is amazing and properly renders and holding like 10 beers is fantastic your sprite is just covered in beer bottles).

Unids around I'll ask him what's up.

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>>169158494
thanks mate.

>>169157132
I want to breed Squidmoko!

>have connection issue
>the disconnection bugs my view window
>i am now truly blind to the world
>i just got autotatored too
>try to overcome my weakness like true blind folk
>my hands do not function due to my inability to click sprites with a frozen window
> eventually my ability to walk and speak goes as well, the cause of which eludes me
>become only able to hear the world around me as it moves on without me, and to feel the mocking touch of the spirits who laugh at my
torment
>the gods cannot hear my prayers, for they do not leave my thoughts
>become trapped in my own mind
>become only slightly more cognizant than a vegetable and cant even end my own life
> realize this is well and truly hell.

>>169159701
Happens to me too. Probably byond being shit as usual.

Test server is back online and is now set up for accepting test merges. Now we're waiting for the discord bot to be retrofitted for making those test merges.

>>169160032
So in other words, the test server is now back up and will continue to be exactly until MoMMI is updated

>>169160032
Hey N3X
You're a cool guy and I like you
Just wanted you to know that
Hope you're having a good one

which waifu would make the best mother to raise your children with?

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>people still complain about races

If I'm playing sec, and I arrest somebody, and just so happen to shave them and dye their hair as I bring them in (For legitimate reasons), is that an IC issue, or something that is against the rules?

>>169160734
Rina

t. Rina petending to be selv schilling ass Rina

>>169160994
Someone definitely ahelped exactly this a while ago, and got an answer
That's an IC issue

>>169160994
After what happened yesterday you shouldn't expect anything less than a week ban.

>>169160994
Shouldnt perma prisoners be shaved all the time?

>>169160994
Are you that lemon guy?

>>169161320
No
This gives them an advantage in disguising themselves once they escape perma
Because there's always at least one officer who doesn't know it's being done and will not be able to recognise them easily later

>>169159701
I remember that happened to this one guy. I was an assistant, and I was tasked to be his caretaker. I ended up taking on a pretty ghetto black persona, despite being a palewhite mcbaldy greyshit. Eventually, I got him a sword from cargo so he can "BE LIKE ONEA THOSE BLIND-ASS SAMURAI NIGGAS". After that, we went around the station in a quest to get him laid, because bitches love blind samurai niggas. We eventually broke into science and found some hoes in telesci (Rin and his buddy that he totally doesn't metacomm with) that I'm sure he got fucking soaking the moment they saw those blind eyes and that badass fuckin sword. We asked which was gonna give him ass first, but they grabbed him and teleported him to sec maint because he was getting them too horny.

>>169161632
xevonix likes this image and I like that he likes this image too because that last panel is clearly a dog dick that he's sucking

>>169161186
What happened yesterday? And what the fuck is so bad about shaving someone's head or dying hair?

>>169161945
I assumed you were the autist on an anti-waifu crusade who got banned yesterday and keeps saying to dye and shave their hair and other stuff.

>>169161632
Great, thanks for this mental image that greys are a sub specie xenomorph or something...

>>169162092
I haven't played in 2 weeks. Why is that worth a ban, couldn't they just beat the shit out of the guy?

>>169162214
The guy used someone else's name and started acting like a retard. Later in deadchat he said it was to ruin reputations or some shit. Also may or may not have tried to ERP.

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>>169155465
Have a picture of Kammer drawing you instead, friend.

You can tell it's her on account of the boots. :^)

>>169162881
>>169155465
I'm willing to bet one of these posts is Nuke.
He has some weird pseudo-waifu relationship going on with Kammer. He had himself banned from the Discord and then came back on multiple fake accounts to talk to her. It's weird as fuck.

>>169163019
You ought to be able to tell it's me by the particular way I write, not necessarily the subject matter, bud.

>>169161459
Why not petition the captain to make being bald illegal on code blue and above that shift?

>>169163019
we could do with another shiggy to shitpost about t b h

Anyone wanna sprite some ww1 outfits, I'll pay thirty bucks for a whole package.

>>169163708
>WW1 outfits

Oh great more Naziboo shit.

Muh We Wuz Kaizers

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>>169138246
fuCK OFF SHE'S MINE

>>169163768
Not nazi, I'm mean like uk, and french ww1.

>>169160994
I should point out that there is a line between shitty clown gimmicks to lightheartedly assault the crew and grudging.

Please don't let this become a stupid thing that admins have to handle.

>>169161320
This on the other hand is a cool idea along with mandatory religious education for perma prisoners to keep them from escaping too easily thanks to all the brain damage.

>>169163334
I-I just like Bob Dylan and my senpai in college was a Dane.

>>169163887
SS13 is not your /pol/platform, fuck off

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>>169164326
The fuck does that have to do with what he posted?

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>>169163708
>asking for sprite help on [letter]-list
I won't say anything but seeing this here and seeing you there made me chuckle

>>169164326
Anon, the joke is that when the chaplain hits you with the bible you get brain damage. No politics here.

>>169164326
>implying /pol/ isn't christfags

>>169163334
I'd rather have the best and the original. Nuke just isn't as good.
I mean, sure, Nuke is insane, but I mean really, Shiggy was a special kind of insane. He was a drug-bingingly kind of self-absorbed insane, and it was fun poking him for reactions.

>>169161632
that diona looks DELICIOUS

>>169165369
Shiggy was an okay guy except for the creep part. If he did not have the creep part, he would be a decent dude.

RIP Shiggy

>>169165389
Shut up yahir fag.

>round ends
>kill the server anyway by blowing everyone up with bombs when they're trying to murderdeathgriff each other

wew lad

>>169165529
As a silicon it is my right to point out when meatbags look delicious.

>>169163708
now I want a time travel away mission for WWI
>NPCs shooting boolets endlessly
>special "trench" tile that makes it so every bullet shot from outside of the trench flies over mobs inside the trench
>need to get from one side of the trench to the other to get back to the station.
>GAS GAS GAS

>>169165728
>GAS GAS GAS
You spelled ZAS ZAS ZAS wrong.

>>169165507
"was" being the key word here. Shiggy wasn't always a bad guy, he just went down a bad path.
The bad path just happened to consist among other things of lying, creeping, drugs + booze, and severe and chronic waifuing, all adding to the insanity over a stew of long-term depression.

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>>169164869
>this means at least 2 people on f-list plays on our server

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>come into the round an hour late as HoP
>things are quiet after the crew had defeated a wizard
>getting lots of nymphs that want jobs and IDs
>tell them all to be botanists and give them the PDA/IDs for botany
>the crew has like five botanists at the end of the shift, three of which are nymphs
>decide to indulge the nymphs and tickle my autism at the same time by doing cargo things
>hand out telepads to everyone important
>end up using all the RCS charges to send the nymphs like five exotic seed crates along with other botany supplies
>decide to go full prepared autismal cargo, pic related
>don't even notice that there's a blob until a node appears south of cargo
>hear about the FOUR durands and gygax we have fighting the blob, the roboticist was an absolute madman
>do the usual, buy a bunch of guns, but shuttle called anyways
>card the AI, secure Ian, go to the command area of the escape shuttle
>two of my nymphs are there
>after the round is over I get killed by a plasma rifle but one of the nymphs robusts the guy who did it with a toolbox as revenge
God damn I love the green tide.
Good round by the way, crew.

>>169137453
>Not to mention the mounted sleepers are invaluable to saving lives
literally never saw them being used to save anyone, only to capture people and then bring them to security/murder them

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>>169166078
>tfw i died in my durand because i was too scared to leave it due to the blob surrounding it.

>>169166030
Sounds like your standard Internet Russian to me.

>>169165507
>>169166030
i dunno, ive talked to shiggy a few times and he never seemed to be that bad a guy even when he was high as a kite

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>>169164326
Half the time the religion is Cult or Syndicate or Admins or some abstract shit though.

>>169166182
Sleepers and Oddys are really good for recovering bodies when breaches happen and fuck getting meme'd on by ZAS.

People that only see an Oddy as a way to dupe hard to obtain chemicals are pretty gay.

>>169166078
One of the exotic seeds I planted from your crates was an ambrosia fruit that had peridaxon in it, which the medbay should have loved, Another one was a carrot that had Nutriment, Mercury, thermite, cryoxadone, and leporazine, and when i told the human botanist that he immediately ate it and went to medbay.

Thanks for the crates, nymphs can't use vending machines so the exotic seed crates were really helpful!

t. Noodles.

>>169166335
Top Nymphs right there.
Kudos you two.

>>169166335
I hate you.
I cannot express with words or with AM's rant, just how much I despise you, Avada. I sincerely hope you either die, or get banned, before the end of the year, you vapid, self absorbed, faux-cutesy cunt.

>>169166465
She still does a relative good job as botanist to be honest.

>>169166465
>before the end of the year
Year's still young.
Chill, kay?

>>169166465
I'm sorry to hear that senpai.
If you feel like talking to me about it would be helpful, you're welcome to PM me on discord.

>>169166567
And?
Being good at a single job, whilst being fucking horrible at every one, alongside being a banbaiting, vindictive whore who cries to the admins anytime Sec rightly fucks his shit up, is not excused by being a mediocre run-of-the-mill botanist.
Would you want Morena to still play if he was 'a relatively good botanist'?
Don't answer that question because you strike me as the kind of person who'd probably want Morena unbanned.

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>>169166042
>two waifus might actually be erpable and aren't just lewd baiting.

>>169166912
Calm down Surfer.

>>169166735
>lmao pm me on the discord so i can ban request you for """""metagrudging"""""
This is your problem. You're a cunt. You are a giant, enormous sopping wet smelly cunt, who thinks they can get away with anything because they're riding an admin's dick. And to add on to that, you're passive aggressive, constantly passing off insults as just being """Cute""", covering up anger and butthurt with the retarded 'cutesy' schtick you do, which, by the way, makes you wholly one-dimensional IC, and you are, to boot, a horrible player who cannot take any criticism, who refuses to learn how to do any job correctly, and you are, as a whole, actively detrimental to rounds, and the server, as a whole.
Please, fuck off and die.

>>169166912
Ones not a waifu...

>>169166309
Yeah, same, I talked to him extensively and we were peers in terms of SS13 experience. He was an okay guy- there was just a lot he put out into OOC that was outright retarded of him.

We all make mistakes. You should remember, it's much easier to fuck up than to not fuck up, and even worse, it's much easier to continually fuck up than to ever recover from your fuck ups, if you even can recover.

>>169166309
It's not like he's the scum of the earth, he just has a chronic issue with waifus because he's lonely and has antiquated ideas about women and overly generous ideas about himself.

>>169166912
>tfw would love to erp
>tfw too awkward and shy to actually ask
>tfw not clever enough to skirt the rules and find someone else who'd want to

>>169167365
ERP with who?
There's approximately one person on this server who everyone knows ERPs, now.
The age of L-LEWD! is over. You'd have better luck in the ghost town that is Vore or Eros.

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>>169167027
After reading your post. I uh. I think you have mental problems.

Maybe you should take a break from the game.

>>169167438
Yeah, this is the other problem. VORE's actually got a pretty active discord but I'm still too shy to speak up in it despite lurking.

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>>169167365
>play as regular waifu
>never do lewd baiting.
>erpd with an admin here
>tfw nobody knows who i am or knows how to contact me

>>169167027
There's plenty of people who openly state they dislike me and are rude to me on the discord mate. There's nothing wrong it. Hit me up if you feel like it would help you, really.

>>169167608
just do it man
don't let your dreams be dreams

>>169167608
Dont do it man
Erp+Weird fetish Community+Furries is a big No.

>>169167756
>>169167693
>>169167608
also this
don't go among furries
just like, check out eros or something, or waifufag it up ingame with the one (1) available bachelor____ and see about space diddling on some dead serb or something

>>169166912
Knowing that a waifu does erp is a big turn off, only the most pure waifus are enjoyable to fap to.

>>169167846
If you go waifu then contact Surfer for straight or Felicity for yuri. Both can let you enter the secret lewd waifu metaclub for high quallity vanilla erp. Stay away from the greyshits like Emilia and Avada who are into giga futa slimegirl shit.

>>169167846
It's notable that furries ERP on average better than almost every other group in the world, at the cost of degeneracy.

>>169167640
A lot of people have done it. I don't get why it's a big deal. If someone one day revealed that I'd erped to the entire server it really wouldn't bother me at all

>Connection failed

>>169169290
I think it's just you, friend

I want to erp with Noodles!

>>169169520
I want to die IRL!

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>>169169717
same

>>169168142
Is this true?

>>169151183

you forgot the one round of snowmap

>>169161741
buddy i love all art of my character i dont care lol

>>169167846
>dont go among furries

but.. but anon i'm a furry.

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>>169170836
leave

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>>169170836

do any vox players erp?

>>169170989
not as a vox

how come whenever i walk into a wall or whatever i get a windows beeping sound? its the same one you get if you press random keys on the desktop sometimes. its like it doesnt understand im playing a game.

>>169171654
Downgrade Byond to Stable, it's a Beta bug.
It's trying to scroll your command bar/chat bar in which ever direction you're holding.

>>169171654
It's a BYOND issue.

>>169167640
I know that's you Trinity because I'm that admin

whats the link to the discord?

Hi, I have two questions about being chef.

How do you do chemical reactions with the universal enzyme (cheese, toffu, chocolate,ect...)?

What container du you need for the Cream-Master Deluxe? I tried with a bucket but that don't works.

Thanks.

>>169172539
General Discord:
https://discord.gg/sjwFc9b

Coding Discord:
https://discord.gg/HT7xEYM

>Be American
>Go to the space station
>Get shot

>>169172539
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

xenoarch is fun, and now i'm tempted to try it again in the future.
how much more fucked is getting large artifacts compared to the small stuff you find in random rocks?

>>169172579
Get a beaker and put 5u of universal enzyme into it-- say, the small beaker you start with. Pour milk or soy milk into it, for cheese and tofu respectively.
Similar principle for chocolate, except with different ingredients.
Some things like malt vinegar will be in the container with the enzyme, in which case you need to separate it. Use your condiment machine in the kitchen back room, or a ChemMaster in the botanist's back room.

Try a beaker.

>>169172579
>do you do chemical reactions with the universal enzyme
Same way you do normal chemical reactions. Combine the enzyme and another reagent in a reagent container, like a beaker, glass, or bucket. To make cheese, use enzyme and milk.
Buckets are explicitly disallowed from being placed into reagent dispensers, so any other container should work fine for the cream master. I know beakers work.

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>rin clone shows up to defend rin while rin's banned
Hm, really makes you think...

>>169172667
How the fuck do I do quick xenoarch?

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>>169172702
>tfw used to think the reagent reactors would be used up in the reaction like an idiot
>tfw used to scrounge entire station for O2 medkits and deliver the pills from them to chemist's desk so they could make dex+ without wasting their precious precious roundstart plasma

Ahh, the good old idiot days.

Did the server just die?

>>169174438
You can always check server status on the wiki front page

No

>>169172859
Don't talk about Raphaella that way, she's pure and the only one in medbay that gives a damn.

>>169174708
this
raphaella is the best
she is kind and helpful
and doesn't powergame like there's no tomorrow

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27 days

>>169174907
really reminds me of yahir and val's autism

sometimes it happened that the ATMs lost connection with the account database; there is some random event that trigger this?

>>169175121
link with central command has been lost
or someone turned off remote control on the account database
or the account database exploded

>>169172859
TG shitters need to go back

>>169175164
if the "lost link with cc" event happens, is the only way to reconnect the accounts interacting with the account database?

>>169175262
I *think* that if that event happens the only way is to wait it out

>>169175409
i see. i was asking because the account database on deff is inside the science server room, therefore almost inaccessible.

how are you supposed to enter the science server room anyway? the door is bolted and there are no buttons to unbolt it, it seems that the only way is to hack the door or ask a silicon to unbolt it (then the room is super cold, but that's another thing).

>>169175610
RD has access to it, I think

>>169175670
ok, but it's bolted and i can't see any meaning to unbolt it.

>>169175862
you have a point
I dunno

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>>169174907
no
28

>>169176207
What's with the number and no?

>>169176485
good
it's a time best left forgotten

beautiful morning... you're the sun in my morning babe, nothing unwanted...

>Pick random character
>It doesn't work
>Still play the bright haired woman it defaulted to because too lazy to change it

why doesnt it works

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>>169177106
Some true technique

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>100% sure it's extended or maybe traitor with the clown as sole antag
>smelelele and it was vampire all along
>was never attacked by anyone or even disrespected
>one of the most pleasant rounds of the year

>please DL flash, and enable it in IE
Am I right in thinking this'll enable Byond and porn sites to do all sorts of gay shit to my PC?

>>169178009
1. You already downloaded and ran BYOND. It wouldn't need any Flash vulnerabilities to fuck with your computer, were that its goal.
2. Why would you watch porn in IE?

>>169172668
>>169172702
Thanks!

>>169178009
Do you really need to do that?
I tried too but apparantly flash is already integrated to my version of Internet Explorer.

I've been gone a while, what the fuck did Nuke do to have everyone call him straight up insane suddenly? All I remember was he was headmin for a while, flip-flopped a bit, and removed a tooth with a knife irl once apparently.

>>169174761
Yeah, they honestly did a good job during that xeno catastrophe.

>>169178735
You know when a dev suddenly thinks removing features that were coded in purposefully and that the community loves? You know how everyone hates that sort of shit?

Nuke tried to do that and add really bad "balance changes" by dicussing the complete removal of borers, gutting bustanuts and being really shit at arguing.

>>169179021
Borers need to be gutted desu, they're completely terrible game design

>>169179180
Im sure they already have anon.

>>169179021
Please note that all those aforementioned changes were passed. :^)

>>169179021
His idea was to future proof them so any future attempts to actually do that would get shotdown by spamming issue: ####

It was a false flag attack.

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>>169179021
>borers
In their current state when the hubub was going on they were completely stupid and the only ones worth a damn were head and maybe arms.
>bustanuts
Good, you shouldn't get complete immunity to ZAS by knowing a wire to cut without shocking yourself. If you don't like it go steal some magboots or talk about turning ZAS back down to reasonable levels
>being really shit at arguing
You got him there.

>>169180341
:(

I think people misinterpret my tangential exploration of topics for arguing more oft than not.

>>169179021
>He is literally defending bustanuts giving you zas immunity

>>169179021
>features that were coded in purposefully and that the community loves
>gutting bustanuts
Bustanuts aren't supposed to make you immune to ZAS, it's a bug. Why are you pretending to know how things were coded when you clearly don't?

Sometimes I think Nuke is just trolling us.

daily remminde that meta is the best station for ghetto chemistry
>4 boxes of donk-pockets (2 on maint, 1 in enginnering lobby and 1 in kitchen) for tricord and doctor's delight
>2 getmore's, 2 Discount Dan's and Groans
>BODA
>ghetto botany usually has carrots
>good supply of metal/glass and batteries

>>169182351
How do you do ghetto chemistry anyway?

Where is vg's server hosted?
Also, is the ping the byond client displays accurate? It looks like it's violating a few laws of physics...

>>169182464
it's faily accurate
but it's got some byond sprinkled on top of it

>>169182447
toilets, mortar and a heart of a greyshirt

>>169182464
Canada

>>169167846
>eros
>not furry

Is it okay for a cyborg to have two AIs?

>>169184181
yeah, you only get enslaved to one of them though
if your first Ai is being a dickhead ask the roboticist to pulse your AI sync wire to change for the second AI

>>169184181
NO

>>169184181
Fuck off

>Spend all shift building my autism fort
>Trinity comes over with a gravapult and fucks the whole thing up repeatedly
>Wasn't even antag
>Gravs aren't logged
Jesus fucking christ

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>>169184405
>waahh, they pushed my stuff of the tables!
>they weren't antag? ban he for griff

>>169184405
Make a ban request

>>169184405
>>169184585
do it so I can laugh at it

>>169184405
My waifu!

How do I force the viewport to update?
Whenever it reconnects it works for like a second and then freezes. Attempting to reconnect without closing the client causes it to go black and freeze. Restarting the client causes it to work for one second upon reconnecting and then freezing on a static image again.

>>169150132
No he supported scootaooos for a name in the issue, it might have been ironic though

>>169184536
>Antagonize someone for no reason ruining a round of work
>Not an antagonist

>>169184585
Guess what isn't logged.

I don't know about griff, but Trinity is pretty dumb
>Wanted to plasmaflood toxins to grow borers because she thought xenobio was too cold
>Borg finally convinces her to go check out xenobio
>She arrives just in time to see fresh borers hatching in the perfectly fine borer pen

>>169186061
Ahelp it when they start being a shitter, it may not be logged but if an admin sees them doing it guess what.

>>169186652
a lot of people who play this game are fucking retards

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>>169186061
>messing up stuff on your tables is antagonizing
Maybe if you're severly autistic.

>>169182223
>shitty policies that he only defends with memes
>bans people from unrelated jobs with milelong
>creeps on kammerjunk in the discord
>gets pain to ban him and pretend he broke the law or something
either trolling or a real autist

>>169186768
>>169184536
t. trinity

>>169186789
>white knighting for a waifu

Opinion discarded

>>169184536
>>169186768
literally griff

>>169186768
>griff is ok as long as is it the right persons doing it! I even have anime girls as arguments!

>>169187003
>>169187459
if all they did was throw shit off your tables it's an IC issue and I'll laugh at you if you ahelp it

>>169187459
If you think throwing shit off your tables is griefing, you clearly haven't been here long.

>>169187552
Not him so it depends a lot on what exactly they did.
Sure if it's an accident ok, but if they repeatly targeted him without reason, I still think this is borderline-griff.

>>169184405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNbabKjKpA

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we need more competent engineers

Pros of being a good engineer:
>free glubbs
>best hardsuits in the game
>any tool you need
>makes you more robust
>have pissing contests with artificial lifeforms
>piss on artificial lifeforms
>nice 8 hour lasting O2 tanks to toss onto your hardsuit
>never get infected with virus
>magboots or bustanuts at the plenty, NO MORE ZAS!
>access to everywhere with your new found robust skills
>nobody will question you, ever
>tons of materials to make weapons with

>>169186897
>kammerjunk
>waifu
she doesn't even play now

>>169172667
I usually find one large artifact ~5 minutes into the shift by speedrunning and ignoring smalls, and then never find one again. Maybe one more if I get lucky.

t. Xenoarch

>>169187646
>Spend all that time building it
>Trying to rush as the shuttle is coming to have it good enough for a pic
>Suddenly everything gets slammed all over the place repeatedly by a mech shitters unlogged gravapult
They were a scumbag

>>169172667
Run a sample and ddrill that distance in up to 4 directions to spot the digsite with it. 1-2 in the first hour thanks to getting addrill. 2-4 each hour after.

>>169187952
>Easy to get
>Easy to get
>Easy to get
>Not really
>Doesn't matter
>Doesn't matter
>Easy to get
>You do, virus interactions are weird even if you're buttoned up and internals on all shift
>Easy to get
>Anyone with an ointment and a wirecutter can too
>Oh they do trust me
>So does everyone else

>>169184405
Just curious, what exactly was it and how did it get ruined?

can someone link me the shuttle juke playlist?

>>169188762
>easy to get

easy to get locked up

nice post low pop assistant with no sec

>>169188768
Had a restock station of laid out meds, medbots, oxygen, tools, cooking tools and beakers, DD table, tanks and shit that needed removing glass and rtables to get back into their spots because of bulky, on top of an ass ton of food and food with meds in it. It would have takes a good 15+ minutes to unfuck all of it. Trinity did it for no other reason than malicious spite because she knew she could get away with it because it was unlogged.

>>169188959
Nobody cares if you're not being a dick with it beyond a couple tryhard "officers" who are just salt mining.