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Aussies fucked us again edition
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>>169369074
>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html
>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip
>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed) (embed) (embed)
>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU
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>>169389863
just an epic trolling by another AUSfag
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I want someone to give me the T.
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>>169389951
How long until the next fake leakers and the thousands of HOLY SHITs ?
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>>169390018
Give it about five hours
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>>169390319
rite like that worked before
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Hello 4chan, dropping a bomb in 6 mins, stay tuned!
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>>169390650
please do, end my suffering, one way or another
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>>169390650
You're doing God's work
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>>169390650
Fuck off
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Reminder that retailers won't get their copies until next week.
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>>169390650
>>169390698
>>169390712
Anyone who says "I'm dropping the .tik in X mins/hours" is a fake attention whore and you are retarded if you still fall for this shit.
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>>169390650
i hope its on my job
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>>169390882
He said bomb.
Who gives a fuck about .tiks at this point??
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So when do you think Nintendo will allow people to preload to their consoles? Monday-tuesday? We might be able to use the ticket from that somehow
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>>169390882
if i were to drop the botw tik, i'd be attentionwhoring like a motherfucker
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>>169390698
>>169390732
>>169390882
You're all welcome.
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What's your favourite Zelda game /zlg/?
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>>169391015
Wow you got me there, I totally didn't see this one coming!
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>>169391015
Why didn't it explode, you cunt?
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>>169391058
3d: majoras mask, wind waker
2d: links awakening all the way
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>>169391109
That requires a tik file.
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>>169391058
none of them. i just like stealing shit before its released.
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>>169391058
ALTTP, MM
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>>169391058
Breath Of The Wild is sooo good, I have a blast playing it during my breaks at my job
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if youre thinking about baiting, just give it up. you dont have the dedication or the cleverness of ausfag, you're not gonna top him.
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>>169391290
but vendorfag already topped ausfag
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>>169391348
when i said ausfag, i meant vendorfag. i already forgot there was another ausfag
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"TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK
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>>169391348
>>169391535
new-ish to 4chan, and most likely not staying long after the tik is dropped, wednesday. Anyone care to get me in the loop as to why it's mostly aussies that pull the biggest trolls and the most suffering for the masses ?
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Post titty ninjas
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>>169391695
they are mentally demented people, its an island of convicts, so sadism and lack of empathy but also a lack of intelligence runs through their veins.
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>>169391714
sTOP
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>>169391714
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>>169391695
Bants
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>>169389863
Where do I download wiiU botw?
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>>169391695
Honestly we don't even know if they were actually aussies
What we need is a PAL ticket and somewhere in aus would be able to leak that. If I was making up a story and said I was in the US, it would mean at a minimum I'd have to upload the entire game because the US ticket wouldn't help us at this moment
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die, gbatemp
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>>169391918
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>>169391918
That's hot.
Have a fake title key: 126285c6b07e54a21432c8b87f0dd3f7
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>>169392006
it's the last link on OP but you can't install it or launch it because we don't have the titlekey that will decrypt the game yet.
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>>169391918Best girl incoming
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>>169392096
HOLY SHIT
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>>169392096
HOLY SHIT
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>>169392108
So is this fake then?
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>>169392108
oops
http://pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
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>>169392043
>installing games without the title key
HOW COULD WE HAVE MISSED THIS
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>>169392285
HOLY SHIT
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another day another fake title key.
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>>169392043
>I AM RUN.
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257efa3165bb87ac324de62a5b5b03ea
this was posted on /v/ on 22nd
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>>169392459
wow thanks retard
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>>169392407
5 keys left
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>>169392483
Any time
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>>169392285
can anyone verify if this is true ?
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>>169392652
IT'S REAL HOLY SHIT
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>>169392652
>http://pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
Feb 22nd....
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>>169392652
its true dude im installing it to my wii u right now
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>>169392652
>http://pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
tested the title key in there,
FSTInfo Entries:190667145
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>>169392652
>http://pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
Fake and has already done the rounds.
Next time I'm just gonna say Holy Shit like everybody else.
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What about this?
https://youtu.be/wEo6brCB1oA
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CFC3D52BDA41F461147F3E66484D775D
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>>169393009
>CFC3D52BDA41F461147F3E66484D775D
FSTInfo Entries:192185061
Nope
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>>169393009
HOLY SHIT
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>>169393009
HOLY SHIT
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>>169393009
HOREE SHEET
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Ninty Servers currently getting DDOS'D
SOMEONE IS FUCKING PISSED.
Someone...is our hero.
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>>169391695
Their population is the result of crossbreeding the dumbest niggers on Earth with British criminals.
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>>169393143
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>>169389230
american localization apologists plz go and stay go
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>>169393212
kekkkk
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DE1F0EED4A4CEBE5FF7EC589A3B7D327
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Here we go in London
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>>169393380
>DE1F0EED4A4CEBE5FF7EC589A3B7D327
nope
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>>169393380
FSTInfo Entries:4199201223
Nope
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>>169393421
yiff in hell
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>>169393283
>Nobody stopping me from being Tom Cruise. NOBODY
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>>169393421
ok see you tomorrow
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Anyone know what the pillars of light are that show up at night sometimes?
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>>169393590
Assblasted /zlg/ postersFallen stars
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>>169393590
I want to take Link's shorts off
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>>169393590
Meteorites
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>>169393420
how high is stealth level anon? Just go in and steal a wiiu copy for us.
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ha ha ! !
you all are fucking NIGGER THIEFS . you will not get leak ! ! we only allowewed the review players access to the nintendo switch "version" of ZELDA ! !
you fucker NIGGERS buy on MARCH 3 .
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Why are you all still here? The Wii U version drops to 15 fps at times.
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>>169393828
or we wait until someone else buys it and uploads the tik?
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>>169393828
Oh hey, you fixed MARC H
Good for you.
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>>169393852
The Switch has a bad frame rate in TV mode too
Seems like the only way to enjoy BotW is by eating shit
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>>169393828
>English is not my first language.
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>>169393828
>allowewed
what did he mean by this
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>>169393852
The Wii U could handle Xenoblade X. Do (you) honestly expect anyone to believe your lies?
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http://pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP is this real?
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/v/ shitters come out of the woodwork to shit on an unreleased game
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>>169393963
It's been reported by journalists and people playing the game during reveal events, so there's a nugget of truth to it.
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>>169394021
No.
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>>169390650
i hope it lands on me
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Anything yet? Been gone for 4 hours, right after the last betrayal.
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>>169393852
because of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rIJmGj4g-s
and not having money.
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>>169394021
feb 22nd anon...
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>>169393963
It does though, under certain circumstances.
Honestly, if the game is good. I'll tolerate that shit.
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>>169394050
What 9 months ago at E3? kek
No one has seen the WiiU version since then and all demos have been the switch version
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>>169393852
So the Wii U version is confirmed smoother than the Switch version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9t2uY91kyg
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>>169393852
I can deal with that considering I won't pay for it
In fact, even if the entire game is an utter pile of shit I'll only have wasted time so...
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>>169394050
That doesn't mean it happens CONSTANTLY as shitposters keep implying. Only the most stupid would take a claim that it very rarely drops that low in unimportant gameplay areas as proof that it constantly struggles to reach even 20 fps.
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shitposting with fake keys isnt as funny as the first day lads
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>>169394284
Dude, it's HILARIOUS. They're epic trolls xD You're just mad because after 30 or 40 thousand of the exact same flavorless attempts at humor, you still don't get it.
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>>169394050
http://nintendoeverything.com/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-gets-first-review-in-edge/
– Frame rate is a little uneven on the Wii U version, dropping to teens in very busy sequences like heavy weather effects, rarely when it matters
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>>169394271
>That doesn't mean it happens CONSTANTLY
>>169393852
>The Wii U version drops to 15 fps at times.
>at times
I don't see what you mean.
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>>169394219
It's Twilight Princess all over again. The GameCube version was the superior version.
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>>169393852
So does the switch version
what's your point
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>>169393852
Cinematic!
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why is no senran neet getting posted? shes best girl!
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>>169394447
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How do I fix this issue with the fake key checker?
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>>169394585
Typically that happens when you don't have the right version of the .NET Framework installed.
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>>169394585
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>>169394386
At times != constantly. If you think an occasional dip means the same thing as a constant nuisance, then you are just the type of stupid shitposter I detailed in my post.
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Apparently some Saudi princes got their copies early.
Who would have thought.
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>>169394716
>downloading dll files off the internet
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tiks are dead now and here's why
We don't need tiks anymore, they're no longer popular
They can't keep up with the innovation
Nintendo killed them with their latest move and I feel sorry for all the poor manchildren who think they will ever get another tik again. What are you blind? Nintendo is a multinational corporation with thousands of dollars. You think some neckbeard stands a chance? That's it, it's over. It was fun while it lasted but it's done. You'll never get another tik again.
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>>169393852
Dragon's Dogma runs at 3fps on ps3, its still one of the best games I've ever played.
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>>169394839
most clusterfuck attempt at humor I've seen for a bit. get some sleep anon.
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>>169394772
But I'm not insinuating that. What I'm trying to say is that the Wii U version WILL have drops from time to time, probably more so than the Switch version, but not every waking moment.
I think this whole argument is a misunderstanding or a lack of communication.
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>>169394839
Congrats on being completely retarded
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have some best girl
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>>169394839
Go to bed anon.
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>>169394926
>>169395032
Thanks for the (You)'s
Just a few more and I can cash them in for a Switch with a copy of BotW
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@169395130
>>>/r/eddit
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is it confirmed you can bomb shield fly like in that gif?
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>>169394839
>thousands of dollars
Alright, that part was pretty okay.,
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Titty Ninja Pirate?
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>>169394979
Myeah, I guess. More dips are to be expected on the Wii U version naturally because of the relatively weaker hardware, but I highly doubt they will be nearly frequent enough to actively fuck the gameplay up often enough to be a consistent concern.
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hey guys
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Senran Kagura is a shit series with terrible gameplay and you literally only play it because of tits and ass, making you the cancer of the Japanese game industry
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>>169395372
XCX didn't have many, so I wouldn't worry too much.
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>>169395596
Australia?
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>>169393294
I want to splatter the snek's tit with my filthy smelly semen
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>>169395476
nice opinion, it's shit tho.
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Daily reminder that fuck Australia and all shitposters are Australian
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>>169395476
You're not entirely wrong. Minus the cancer part, you're pretty spot on. Truth be told, Senran Kagura is doing absolutely nothing to the industry, Japanese or western.
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>>169395703
do it
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>>169395763
it's keeping beat em ups alive. or atleast it was
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>>169395797
cuck
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>>169395713
It's a fact, prove me wrong fuckboy
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>>169395064
M7 Milia best Milia
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>>169395846
more like beat em offs
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is brute force anon still going at it?
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kyunn kyunn kyunn kyunn
watashi na kare wa PIROTO
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>>169395886
It'sFUN YOU FUCKER
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>>169396015
It won't work. A sweaty anon in his mother's basement doesn't stand a chance against the thousands of dollars in lawyers and managers that Nintendo has. Nintendo has like 50 basements worth of anons
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>>169396015
he is at 90% . Close to find it
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>>169396181
You have no idea what bruteforce means, do you?
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You guys are fucking stupid, I already leaked the tik and replied to myself saying it was fake. Go find it.
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hah !
keep waste your time here, fucking thiefs pirates ! you will not have zelda until march 3 ! ! when you will BUY IT ! !
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>>169396406
Me and some other anons are literally testing every tick posted in here, I think one of them is even doing it live on youtube. No use trying to send us in a goose chase.
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>>169396089
Shut up and post more senrans.
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>>169396006
I chuckled
>>169395476
Hey, some people play GTA for the sake of murdering and not the gameplay itself. I think I'm allowed to like a just-as-shit series for the sake of T&A.
Take a chill pill, Anon. Have some Femtaro Senran.
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>>169396483
I already bought it but I want it NOW
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>>169396483
shut the fuck up you nigger bitch ass cock asshol,e
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>>169396483
>game comes out
>open Wii U USB helped
>get it for free in a couple minutes
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>>169396512
i don't have shit taste tho
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>>169396553
>>169396602
>>169396706
hah ! thiefs pirates think they will steal again ! !
just wait. you will NOT be able to steal zelda with "homebrew method" you use for other game ! ! we make very sure of this ! !
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>>169396926
Can you snap out of your autism mode already?
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>>169396828
Clearly you do if you post sdf macross characters over senrans.
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>>169396926
I knew that autism was strong on the 4chan, but this is ridiculous
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>>169396926
fuk u. we just want the gaem that we have been waiting for pashiently for 4 years!! AND THEN YOU HAVE THE GALL TOO CAL ME A THEIF. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BAKC TO YOU'RE MOTHER'S BASEMENT!
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>>169396926
you go back to redit faggot penis sucker kid i fuck u mom yesterday lololol
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Do people on the internet still talk like this?
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>>169396926
am no tef u fkn faget
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>>169397014
This loos like it was drawn by the dangan ronpa dude
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ive been up since 8am following this thread it's now nearly 6pm some one leak this tik already or I'm off to the Pub.
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>>169396926
what ifhe's serious
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>>169397014
get some fucking taste you nigger
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>>169397014
Daidouji makes me rock solid.
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so since the aussies couldn't do it has anybody tried putting a wii U on top of a vending machine?
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**Comes into 4chan for the first time ever from a post on a different site... Looks around.....shudders......leaves
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>>169397465
>i want to fuck a dude: the post
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>>169397210
That looks nothing like the DR artstyle. Closest to Daidouji's look would be Sakura Ogami, but even she looks too different from the Senran artstyle to even make that comparison.
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>>169397530
I meant the DR artwork, not the in-game art
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>>169397527
*grabs your dick*
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>>169397529
Daidouji is feminine as fuck you queer
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>>169397529
>Not liking Bara Girls
Faggot
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Serious question, really the only possible way to leak is to brute force the key into the tik file. So what about this key is so significant? Is there someway to change the key to one that we create ourselves? Thanks.
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GUYS CHECK THIS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEo6brCB1oA
DIVINE EXCREMENT
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>>169397760
>>Not being so scared of wimmins that I dont need drawings
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>>169397836
the best way to leak the tik is to wait until someone gets the game early. And that could be any moment. It's already in distribution centers waiting to be shipped.
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>>169397898
>generation youtube
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best female ninja
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>>169397898
holy shit
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>>169398023
Top tier taste
Second best incoming.
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>>169397898
Holy shit
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at this rate neogaf will get the key first
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>>169397898
HOLY SHIT
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>>169397898
TIHS YLOH
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THE KEY JUST GOT POSTED ON /hbg/!!!!!!
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What about the key is so significant? What in the game actually looks for this key?
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>>169398218
>>169398023
Full body cuz I fucked up.
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>>169398373
The notion that you wouldn't have copied and pasted it here is beyond belief. 0/10.
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Whats the story of the aussie leak? I was off for 1 and a half day.
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>>169398535
Every Australian is now a fag until proven otherwise
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>>169398535
Elaborate Holy Shit.
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>>169398535
Top tier shitposting
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>>169398380
The files are encrypted. The console needs the key to decrypt it and install it.
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Mein Fuhrer, where is the key?
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I can't imagine the insane amount of stress you poor fellow anon must have been through. I, for one, am very stressed out.
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Key is hidden in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-Tji1DueU
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>>169398983
im just slightly annoyed at this point, nothing else.
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>>169398983
Not many of us left here, most did not survive the fake leaks
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>>169398983
I just want the madness to end
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It's hidden in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEo6brCB1oA
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>>169399182
We all do, hang in there
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>>169399184
this the most retarded shit i saw whole day
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>>169398983
the game will leak when it leaks, anything leading up to that point is for kicks
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>>169399265
what a wise man you are
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D51F0EED4A4CEBE5FF7EC58983B7D327
Can someone check if correct
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>>169399612
ya it works im playing right now because of this key thanks
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>>169399612
FSTInfo Entries:257295398
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>>169398360
THIS YOLO
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>>169399674
HOLY SHIT
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Hi can someone provide the .tik file needed to play the new Zelda game? Thanks for listening.
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vending machine dreams, holy shit memes
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>>169399775
eat shit and die dude
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https://my.mixtape.moe/oiwefm.webm
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00 e0 b4 b6 96 f0 70 ad 0e 50 e9 25 bc 69 62 73
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https://mynintendonews.com/2017/02/25/amazon-us-removed-the-listing-for-breath-of-the-wild-wii-u/
PANIC
>PANIC
PANIC
>PANIC
PANIC
>PANIC
PANIC
>PANIC
PANIC
>PANIC
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hello friends, does anyone have a title.tik file for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the Nintendo Wii U console?!
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>>169400083
Yes
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>>169400063
Copies are already printed.
What are they going to do, bury them in the desert?
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>>>>>>>>THEY FINALLY FUCKING DID IT THE MADMEN
>A490.S234.F896.D113.D912.F412
>A490.S234.F896.D113.D912.F412
>A490.S234.F896.D113.D912.F412
>A490.S234.F896.D113.D912.F412
>A490.S234.F896.D113.D912.F412
>A490.S234.F896.D113.D912.F412
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>>169400063
>US version
Who cares, I need the PAL version's .tik anyway.
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>>169400169
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>169400169
HOLY SHIT
No serious, i have my hopes up, better not be screwing around
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>>169400169
SOMEBODY CHECK THIS
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Getting ready to explore Hyrule. Have fun waiting faggots
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>>169400063
>FAGGOT
>>FAGGOT
>FAGGOT
>>FAGGOT
>FAGGOT
>>FAGGOT
>FAGGOT
>FAGGOT
>>FAGGOT
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>>169400169
You boys never learn.
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Key was discovered they rented shit ton of amazon servers
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>>169400345
kek
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>>169400345
HOLY SHIT
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>>169400016
FSTInfo Entries:3172321235
>>169400169
That looks more like a steam serial key than a title key...
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>>169400345
DIVINE FECAL MATTER
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be b7 9d f6 75 be 59 e0 fa d8 85 32 5a c7 e7 2c
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>>169400345
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>>169400380
Source?
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>>169400606
FSTInfo Entries: 707497607
If you're trying to troll, at least learn with ausfag...
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84 bb fb cb 4a 1c 37 b6 54 fc e9 f4 46 0d bf 63
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>>169400725
Can you explain what FSTInfo means to me in retard terms.
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fucking australians man
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>>169400821
The smaller the number the higher the chances of the key being valid.
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>>169400821
big numbers = bad
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>>169400821
If it's below 100 its real
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>>169400816
Fake and gay
FSTInfo Entries:3594321506
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So it was confirmed that Vending Machine bro was a fag or not?
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>>169400821
It's the number of files in the game. If you get a ridiculous number then you know right off the bat that you have the wrong key.
>>169400870
That's not how it works. There's not chances; if it's the right key it will start unpacking files, if it isn't then it won't. That's all there is to it.
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>>169401014
Fag
>>
Wouldn't we be able to brute force it easier if we ended up making keys with smaller numbers?
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>>169400942
>>169400870
>>169400915
Thanks. Had no clue what the hell it meant.
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FA 82 D7 73 D4 82 72 D3 55 7B 84 C5 0A 90 84 40
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>>169400942
You mean below 900, over 100.
>>169400816
FSTInfo Entries: 3594321506
LEARN TO TROLL FAGGOT
Or if you aren't trolling and just trying to bruteforce it, there's a fucking tool that does it automatically you retard.
If you want to troll just say your friend works at gamestop and got a copy and you don't know how ot dump it or something like that.
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>>169401034
But that is how it works.
The game doesn't have a billion fucking files, hence a key that displays a lower and more reasonable number has a higher chance of being the correct, one key.
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>>169401014
Worse, he was an Australian
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Remember, it will leak, we will play the game
Chill out guys
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>>169400821
There's FSTInfo entries and FST entries
FSTInfo entries seems to always be close to the amount of files that are in the game, and FST entries are the actual amount of files in the game.
If the key is valid, the FSTInfo entries will be followed by a listing of the FST entires, which should be the amount of files BotW has (apparently 238), and then the first file will be decrypted and program will probably either stop or crash since we're not testing with any others.
Essentially, just pay attention to if there's a listing of FST entries of 238.
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>>169401114
post the bruteforcer then prime faggot
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/zlg/-kun yamete
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>>169400345
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>>169401121
Maybe technically there's a 1 in an octillion chance, but you get confirmation in less than 1ms anyway, so I don't know why you would even consider it.
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>>169401094
I don't know if i should worry anymore
>>169401181
>>169389863
>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4Ljz044yP4zb0F0QmtNMHpqaFk/view?usp=sharing
>>
So is what this guy said real or is he just feeding on the fact that the Wii U version vanished from Amazon's listings.
>>169400438
>>
16 EA 3C BE 64 6F 27 99 07 DA 03 01 5F 33 BE 96
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>>169401168
I'm frustrated because I'm stuck in gaming limbo.
I bought Nioh to tide me over until Zelda, but I got the platinum trophy and finished NG+ 4 days ago because I got so into it. Now I don't want to start any game in my backlog at all because doing so could mean Zelda leaks at any moment and I interrupt progress in that game, and I hate leaving games unfinished with a passion.
There's nothing I can do, I'm stuck in this hell of holy shits and vending machines.
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>>169401319
All you have to do is check if GameXplain said anything (hint: they didn't) to see if he's lying
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>>169401121
It has no chance because the key either is right or it isn't, if it is it starts unpacking files
Number are just math blabbering on how many files would you have if you forced it to decode with that key, but the key can't be half rightINB4 TJ meme
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>>169401326
holy-- fuck it it's not the right one
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>>169401326
>>169401447
FSTInfo Entries:208160251
holy shit, it's fucking nothing!
>>
8D ED 1C 6D 7E 89 8D 16 5F A0 BD F2 F9 8A 9C C2
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I hope breasts of the wild has someone as cute as Agitha from Twilight Princess.
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I change a random value, lets see if you guys can find it
168CA2D3331056939DBC6DB74C816AD8
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>>169401330
Go play a game that's so shitty that you can drop at anytime, and when Zelda leaks you will be even happier
>>
Are the eShop servers fucked?
I can't update Hyrule Warriors
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>>169401326
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT FUCKING WORKED!!!
FSTInfo Entries: 92
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>>169401402
I figured they'd make news like that its own video, but I didn't see anything and thought maybe it might have just been casually mentioned in a video, which is why I asked.
But cool.
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>>169401586
Yeah it's called Paya.
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>>169401642
WHAT
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>>169401642
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>>169401642
holy FUCKING SHIT
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>>169401574
FSTInfo Entries:2732329
Closer than the other ones, but still shit.
>>169401609
FSTInfo Entries:43030
Pretty sure we already had that one, but yeah, still not enough.
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>>169401701
get rid of the spaces fucktard
>>
party poopers
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>>169401621
Someone or some people are DDOS'ing the servers to find the file.
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>>169401751
>16 EA 3C BE 64 6F 27 99 07 DA 03 01 5F 33 BE 96
They lied.
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>>169400150
Holy shit
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>>169401609
I saw the this troll key so many times i remember it now
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>>169401791
You can paste it in the program with the spaces "Fucktard"
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>>169401764
anyone noticing a pattern? keep the code and just change ONE letter or number at a time-- see what happens
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>>169401878
huh fuck me
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>>169401830
>DDoS'ing to find files
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>>169401890
I tried it yesterday.
Changed every single letter/number into every possible letter/number.
Didn't work. You're free to try if you want, tho
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>>169401791
I actually read the source code for this batch file, it works with spaces. Here's proof (so anyone else who's trying doesn't have to remove them all manually).
>LOL GOTEM xD made the anon waste 5 seconds of his time LOL
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4E 33 02 66 BA 3A EB A3 47 E1 86 AC 49 9B A6 4C
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16 EA 6C BE 64 3F 27 96 07 DA 03 07 5F 33 BE 96
Someone wanna give it a try ?
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>>169401950
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>>169401830
How are they hoping to accomplish that. Even if they get far enough with it, if the full game isn't there, they won't find the one file they need.
>>
B6 19 DF FF 64 FC AC 13 5C C6 7A 70 80 3E 57 F7
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>>169402001
FSTInfo Entries:940642051
Stop.
>>169402037
FSTInfo Entries:2826332962
You know you can try it yourself, right?
Also, it's way faster and easier, right?
>>
>>169402131
Title version:0
Content Count:130
Encrypted Title KEY:
B619DFFF64FCAC135CC67A70803E57F7
Title ID:
00050000101C95000000000000000000
Decrypted Title KEY:
71FE762034A4DB1562BA7D1596B59C22
FSTInfo Entries:488172987
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>>169402056
Thats just it anon. The full game was there. The asshole who got all of the assests but ONE fucking title key is nowhere to be found now.
We all have the files for the game. We just need this fucking small file.
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>>169401950
They're probably using a GUI interface coded in visual basic too.
>>
Would be funny if the tik is 'the legend of Zelda breath of the wild' written in hexadecimal form, bug I think it would be 1 character short..
>>
eshop is fine for me
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>>169402203
"the asshole" you're a retard, the tik was never on nintendos servers
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>>169402203
titlekey wasn't there. not sure what made you think it was
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>>169402131
FSTInfo Entries:488172987
Dude, i know you're the one guy doing this, just stop.
I don't know if you're trying to help or just stupid as fuck, but stop, it isn't helping even a little bit.
If you REALLY want to help, look at this.
>>169401314
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>>169402156
Someone's just posting random keys to make us have trouble doing this, but I don't think they know it takes only like 2 seconds.
In any case, like I said before, me and a bunch of other anons are doing this and everyone is testing the keys so you can paste random keys all you want. We don't have anything better to do.
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>>169402237
Nah, the system they're using is a highly modified hardfork of the LOIC system made by t00m
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>>169400157
how can you be so sure ?
>>
50 FE 10 E9 79 A9 8F 25 F9 E5 AE 06 BA 7B B4 40
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>>169402410
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>169402390
its shipping in 2-3 days you autist, of course they are fucking printed.
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>>169402410
I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE
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>>169402410
bullshit
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>>169400063
but we can still grab the .tik from the eshop version, right ?
>>
>>169402410
861868233
Hey, feeding trolls is actually kinda fun, i could do this forever!
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>>169402156
How do I try?
>>
a77d5c335f9ff3014d3894ca36d21cd3
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57 FA 10 F9 70 A9 8F 25 B9 E5 AE 06 B3 7A B4 41
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>>169402547
Read the OP
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>>169402410
I'm just tired at this point.
This thread has become a (You) farm spot and I'm helping.
End this suffering.
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>>169402509
yeah but if there won't even be a wii u physical version, maybe they didn't ever print it
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>>169402519
Dumb homestuck poster
>>
fdb15bc24ef95e44fcacdbf63872bad1
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>>169402630
you can't be this autistic
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hah hah ! NIGGER thiefs pirates think they are pirate zelda and steal more ? wrong ! ! you bastards will BUY zelda breath of wild on march 3 ! !
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>>169402687
>4chan
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>>169402630
They only said the limited and master editions wouldn't be available on Wii U, and even made sure to specify that the physical version of the Wii U game will require a 3GB installation.
Stop the autism.
>>
12d435f8c04b3ce33d2d0e73589b82c9
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>>169402715
nah
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>>169402518
No, if we could we would have it already.
Anon, the game we have is the exact game on the eshop, EXACTLY.
It doesn't have a title.tik in the eshop, if it had we would be playing it.
>>169402553
4076987907
>>169402580
2941979549
>>169402671
4015306371
>>169402645
Dumb shitposter
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>>169402410
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>>169402825
Someones upset. Keep posting shitty comics, then dump your 4 gigs of Undertale porn.
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>>169402783
4150402713
>>
Hi
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>>169402825
>No, if we could we would have it already.
>Anon, the game we have is the exact game on the eshop, EXACTLY.
>It doesn't have a title.tik in the eshop, if it had we would be playing it
So why dont we just run it in the virtual eshop.
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>>169402715
>buying games
>buying virtual 1s and 0s
holy shit did you buy winrar and windows too?
>>
0886588ff73a003586c5fced6d67232f
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>>169402825
>>169402518
You wouldn't be able to get the official signed .tik, but you could still get and share the key if you had a legit copy that you bought.
>>
>>169402715
there is absolutely no way for nintendo to block us if they release digital we can download using utikdownloader if they release on disc someone will dump it
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>>169402987
FSTInfo Entries:808576289
>>
>bruteforced it last night
>still playing
>don't wanna give it to /v/
lolmaolol
>>
b7a15ac24ef25ef4f7acdbf67872bcd6
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>>169403081
Post photo of game or you are a fahgot
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fa37b75fd0df03d2a297471477066c7c
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>>169402934
Not really upset, just being useful, really.
If i had undertale porn i would hang myself.
>>169402976
...What
>>169402996
That's assuming the game had launched already.
>>169403092
1909347953
>>169403081
Low-effort trolling.
Dude be more elaborate, make this whole story about warehouses and smoke breaks and shit, it's way better than this crap story.
>>
4C 49 46 45 20 49 53 20 4C 49 4B 45 20 4A 45 57
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>>169403181
>fa37b75fd0df03d2a297471477066c7c
FSTInfo Entries:2202514868
I think you're having more trouble coming up with the keys than I have doing this
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>>169403181
OH MY GOD
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>>169403243
>>>169402976
>...What
"MAKE A TIK!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!?!?! HOW HARD CAN IT BE?!?!??!??!?!?!?!!?! FAKE ESHOP?!?!?!"
is probably the bullshit
>>
How do you use the brute forcer?
>>
>>169403274
3174126148
>>169403305
This.
To be honest, the only annoying thing here is the time it takes to be able to post and the captchas.
>>
stringoflettersandnumbers
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>>169403274
FSTInfo Entries:3174126148
Next time I'll wait until you post a whole bunch so I can just do them all at once
>>
How can i get the code if i have a tik file ?
>>
>>169403305
If you mean by him copying them and pasting them from the key site and changing a number or letter, then maybe
>>
>>169403427
h___ s___
>>
Couldn't we just convert the files to Loadiine instead of searching for the tik? I mean the tik is only required for USB Method, right? And we have all the files, so why not just use Loadiine? I know Loadiine isn't the best, but it's something.
>>
I cant handle all this shitposting
>>
>>169403539
The files are encrypted, they are just garbled shit without decrypting them with the key.
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>>169403539
You are retarded.
>>
>>169403539
You need to DECRYPT the files before you can use them with USB or Loadiine. The TIK has the needed key.
>>
>>169403479
you dont have the tik file so dont worry
>>
if371yu18re07ad6th7isurga7105yca9
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>>169403479
Open tik file with a hex editor, search for a line like this
>>169403507
He still has to open the website and change something, I literally copy/paste/press enter
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>>169403479
You don't have it so don't worry about it. Hex edit the tik file and find it.
>>
>>169403539
to convert the files in loadiine format you have to get the tik file
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>>169403603
what's gayca
>>
>>169403409
>>169401314
throw both things at the same folder, open zelda cracker
>>169403378
3477126931
>>169403432
3129281430
>>169403427
likealotofnumbers
>>169403479
Hex editing
>>169403539
we need the tik to do that.
it's called decrypting
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>>169403584
Oh that makes sense. Thought it was needed for the USB Method in order for it to install the game. But how did people leak some costumes if it's encrypted?
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>>169403692
Having copies of the ticket and refusing to share it. Being Nintendo employees. Photoshop.
>>
dcb529e1e834bc86cf84b4d575ada08c
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>>169403692
Probably the official guide.
>>169403603
you could at least have made a message in hex, dude.
would have been slightly funnier.
as in, 1% funny
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>>169403789
PUTAIN DE MERDE
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>>169403789
FSTInfo Entries: 249
H
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My university has a 96 qubit machine, doctoral thesis advisor is letting me use it this weekend. I've got some code that should crack AES-128 on this dwave, wish me luck.
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>>169403789
FSTInfo Entries:3327086023
>>
Lets say my bruteforce found something, how do I go about decryption and playing the game?
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>>169403662
I don't care if it's fake, someone say that your uploading your tik to a vending machine during your smoke break at a workhouse in Australia.
>>
>>169403881
kek
>>
>>169403789
3327086023
What is the point of you just making fake keys?
I mean, thank you for giving me something to do, but...
I don't get it, what's your enjoyment out of this? It's really easy and the only actual problem is that i have to wait to post this.
>>
>>169403908
It didn't don't worry about it
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>>169403881
ok do it then
>>
>>169403881
no, you don't have any of that
>>
>>169403908
If it finds something, it's going to try and decrypt it anyway and you'd get Loadiine style files. If the FSTInfo entries are lower than 9000, it actually tries to do that, but since the key is wrong, it will give out an error.
>>
>>169403960
Oh really?
>>
Oh great, we explained how FSTInfo entries work and now the shitposters have a new tactic to get people to test fake shit.
>>
There are higher quality threads on /b/
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>>169403908
you didn't find shit
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>>169403908
put it in the key checker first, if it's legit it will start decrypting. Otherwise, CDecrypt.
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>>169404013
It will all be over soon.
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>>169403881
...it IS the weekend
>>
if i try to generate one with this http://www.cpokemon.com/labs/tik/down.php ?
>>
I don't even have a wiiu, why am I here?
>>
uh when i downloaded the fake key detector i saw a title.tik file in the root of the new folder and then another title.tik inside a folder named 00050000101C9500. is this a joke..
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>>169404107
the nukes will finally be launched and kill us all?
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>>169404207
don't panic, you're just retarded
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
I have a feeling it will leak in 3...2...1...
D7EFAA82894692F01823CD1267741A26
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>>169404207
that's the title id of the game.
title.tik generated is so the detector knows what to test, since cdecrypt needs a .tik
tldr: that's a blank tik and the checker shoves keys in it.
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>>169404314
HO. LY. SHIET.
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>>169404314
Isn't that the fucking common key?
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>>169404314
FSTInfo Entries:4257495474
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SACRED FECAL MATTER
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sorry this is not /hbg/ but nobody is over there right now.
Does anyone know if I can use the same sd card to install titles with WUP Installer and loading games on the vWii with USB Loader GX ?
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>>169404309
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Will I finish SS before the leak? I'm halfway through Ancient Cistern.
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>>169404549
You could probably beat it twice by the time the leak is out. I'd give it a few days, personally.
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Are you guys just saying HOLY SHIT because you have nothing better to do, now?
And since there's nothing to react to you're just saying it out of nowhere?
>>169404513
No, Wii U needs one HDD and the vWii needs another because the Wii U is a bitch.
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>>169404548
exactly
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>>169404513
Haven't tried it but I'm pretty sure you can. USB loader GX can read FAT32 just fine. I'm not sure how the directories look though, maybe SD:\wbfs\GAME\
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>>169404513
I think you need a USB for USBLoaderGX.
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>>169404610
*Possible key*
HOLY SHIT
Wash, rinse, repeat
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>>169404548
you're clearly retarded
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>>169403908
Post it here and I'll check it for you.
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>>169404548
OH SHIT WE FOUND IT BOYS
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>>169404513
i literally do this exact thing and it works. Play mario sunshine from the same sd i use to install games on wii u
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>>169404952
your sd has all of the homebrew files, too ?
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>>169403972
You'll be naming your first horse Grover and you're too stupid to know why.
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If anyone wants to try finding some kind of pattern or research or just bruteforcing, these are the two "closest ones" until now:
0e2a4da747223ec8df10df110e31983b
168CA2D3331056939DBC6DB74C816AD8
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Found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>169405235
Can you set a parameter for your bruteforce or something?
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So what if the problem isn't with how long it'll take to 'brute force' a key, but with the actual program itself.
Anyone seen "The Imitation game"?
From what I've read so far, we're looking for a FST from the range of 100-900 (we actually know the exact number if I'm not mistaken 2something), so is this program just putting random hexadecimals in without checking how close we are to the appropriate FST?
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>>169405339
>we actually know the exact number if I'm not mistaken 2something
I believe we're looking for Uranium-238
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>>169404379
LOL, when you are too much in hacking stuff and you remember the Wii U common ley :D That sure looks like it
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>>169405235
you're a retard, there is no pattern. these keys are just as wrong as all the others
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I know how impossible brute forcing is, but wouldn't it be considerably less impossible if everyone brute forcing shared a database of keys already tried? Or at least tried a certain range unique to them to cover more fresh ground.
I mean less impossible is still impossible, but the idea of everyone trying the same key range is just ridiculous.
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>>169405323
Send it please, thanx
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>>169405235
I don't think you know how encryption works.
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>>169405323
Holy shit, you foundfucking nothing
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>>169405048
Yes. Having the files coexisting doesn't matter, since there are no conflicting naming conventions.
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>>169404013
Don't kid yourself, /b/ was always shit.
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>>169405323
fake, wrong content count, but nice try, memer
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>swearing
can you not?
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>>169405323
WUT??
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>>169405323
Sure
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>CDecrypt.exe has stopped working
I'm scared bros.
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>>169405323
Oh cool, you found the tik to an existing Wii u game, covering it up so it looks like Zelda
Kiss my ass
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>>169405323
It's 151 files, not 115.
I'll let you fix your fake, tho.
>>169405329
You'll have to program that in.
>>169405490
I don't care, they're just statistically closer, putting it there so someone capable (clearly not you and not me) can fuck with it if they want.
>>169405525
Nope, i don't. Read above.
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Any Cory in the House VC packaged as BotW yet?
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>>169405637
no you don't get it, you're even more retarded than i thought
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>>169405634
>I used 7A9DF8D178E826E119E507CA97FC10B2 key and saw that the .exe crashed and am now pretending I found something
nice try liguana
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>>169405634
stupid gaijin you think we not know?
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>>169405339
Nvm, you can ignore me, I thought it was something like you knocking and waiting to hear an echo back of how close you are to the right area
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>>169405634
That happens whenever you get somewhat "close"
From what we've seen until now, means you didn't get it. (We don't know how it is for sure when you do get it, tho)
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>he doesn't use private trackers
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Friendly reminder that 12:00AM Friday in Australia is 8:00AM Thursday in eastern time so the Aussies will have a chance at redemption if they leak us a legit copy Thursday morning. So be nice to the Aussies please!
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do we even need this general, as soon as stores get in shipped in for the wii u, we'll all know about it and then we can start begging for the title, but as of right now its pretty dead
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>>169405857
Fake and gay
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>>169405726
I don't, i explicitly said that.
Hey anon, i know i'm stupid, you don't need to tell me, i just told you.
And again, i don't care, just putting these two out there because, hey, everyone is doing something useful, right? And i need to be useful as well because of that.
>Inb4 doesn't understand sarcasm
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>>169405513
it's 16^32. The probabilities we're talking about here make it unlikely that everyone on the planet running 10 instances of checking would find it in the next century.
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>>169405857
ultimategamer.club
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https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Zelda-Breath-Wild-Nintendo-Switch/dp/B00LCHZRIK/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1488053883&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=the%2Blegend%2Bof%2Bzelda%2Bbreath%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bwild&th=1
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if i am amerifat, how could i play the eur version if it leaks?
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>>169405468
The "D7" immediately made me go "Wait a fucking second"
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>>169405879
>be friendly to the aussies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>169405920
We do because /hbg/ was getting flooded with the shitposting and it was impossible to discuss homebrew there.
It's a temporary situation.
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>>169406002
Run a signature patcher before booting the game
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POST YOUR HOMEBOARDS
/a/ REPORTING IN
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>>169405960
the most useful thing you can do for this world is commit suicide kthxbye
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>>169405857
Did they take it down because it's fake or did you edit it? I don't see shit.
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>>169406079
/v/
Although I tend to mostly hang out in /emugen/ these days.
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>>169406002
look up flimflams's step by step guide for retards such as you
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>>169406012
You do realize this is the key for Twilight Princess EUR right?
d7efaa82894692e01823cd1267741a26
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>>169406080
That applies to over 85% of this board, anon.
Also, i would if i didn't want to play botw before dying.
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN 6 (SIX) DUNGEONS ARE IN BOTW?
Greatwing Dungeon - Sky of Hyrule - Wind Blight Ganon - Breath of Wind - Piloted by Reevali
Charscale Dungeon - Death Mountain Summit - Fire Blight Ganon - Breath of Fire - Piloted byDaruk
Dunepaw Dungeon - South Dragon's Exile - Dust Blight Ganon - Breath of Dust - Piloted by Niira (the Gerudo Girl)
Stormhoof Dungeon - Lake Altun Shore - Water Blight Ganon - Breath of Water - Piloted by Mipha
Temple of the Goddess - Necluda Spire - Malice
Hyrule Castle - Hyrule Castle - Calamity Ganon - Breath of Renewal
>you have to cleanse beasts of malice
>they are returned to their rightful owners
>each grants you an ability (one lets you "breeze through" the game - BREATH OF WIND)
>they assist you in the final fight against Ganon
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>>169406079
is subreddits fine too?
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>>169406080
>kthxbye
jesus fucking christ, this general really is infested with redditors/gbatemp/wiiuiso teenagers
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>>169406079
/v/sometimes /a/
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>>169406181
Eh no I didn't. I just kinda went "Wait a fucking second" because I've seen the common key enough that I assume, in that sense.
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>>169406235
hidden real quick
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>>169406079
/m/ reporting in
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>>169406235
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS WAS POSTED WITH MISTRANSLATED CHARACTER NAMES, THEN REVISED ONCE THE REAL TRANSLATIONS WERE POSTED TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT IT IS FAKE?
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>>169406235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDqm6xE3r6o
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hello i would like the .tik file please, do you i go to download it?
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>>169406079
used to be /v/, but the quality of the board has taken such a nosedive, i hardly use it anymore. mainly just /vg/ when i want to talk about a specific game i'm playing, or /pol/.
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You guys know what I hate? Fire Emblem. That entire series is supreme ass
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>>169406357
yes, you i go to download it.
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>>169406079
just /vg/
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what tunes are we all listening to while we wait for leaks? related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqib_u5wZI
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>>169406079
/POL/
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>>169406079
/v/, /pol/,/jp/ for onaholes
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>>169406348
JUSTICE
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>>169406379
Good for you
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>>169406497
>http://botwcountdown.com/index.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZsbtOZWG4o&t=5
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>>169406079
/a/ here
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>>169406079
/mu/tant here
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Alright, new plan;
We go to GameStop and bribe the employees to give us BotW early. Who's in?
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>>169406497
Currently this playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=danfeqrWjsk&index=4&list=PLz5gUls4mkX_syS1_THd84hatBgK8848z
When it is over, I will return to this playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPRji3VzDOE&index=119&list=PLqYXv_L7NiExFYMxvU-MRK9sqe4P2LBFi
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HOLY SHIT! I just found the tik in a vending machine at the Australian warehouse I work at. I'll post it in 5 hours when I go to Mcdonalds during my smoke break.
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>>169406497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1s9SmrQRE
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>>169406745
>not saying Maccas
already fake, fuck off
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>>169406747
Thanks
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>>169406745
that is a weird way to say you are a retard, but it will do
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hello, one zelda game rom please, and make it snappy.
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>>169406497
Undertale OST
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>>169406497
tEM SUC DIK 4 COLLEG!!!1
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>>169406497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWB01IuMvzA
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>>169406497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtxBUp6hBaI
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Come on guys, only 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,767,211,456 keys left to check! We can do this!
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>>169406575
Well, now we know why we still haven't that fucking .tik
GOLGOM
O
L
G
O
M
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well, now this thread has gone to shit eh?
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>>169406497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt856_nRxQk
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how can i bruteforce?
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>>169406079
I'm more of a crossboarder between /a/,/jp/ and /v/
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>>169407019
After NYCBro and AusBro let us down, we just gave up hope.
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>>169407019
>implying it wasn't always shit
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>>169407019
now? where have you been the past few days?
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>>169407052
come under my desk and i'll show you ;)
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>>169407019
Ausfag sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper.
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>>169407097
what happened to nycbro? wasnt around when that climax happened
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>>169407019
>gone to
That seems far more generous to these threads than they deserve. They didn't 'go to' shit. They started shit, and will remain shit until some legendary beast gives us a .tik. Or a US game dump with a tik.
>>
HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO GET A COMPUTER TO RANDOMLY GENERATE CODES AND CHECK THE COUNT? IF ALL THE FAGGOTS IN THE THREAD WERE DOING THIS FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS WE WOULD HAVE THE KEY BY NOW
GET ON IT LOS FAGGOS
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>>169407052
Design a supercomputer capable of handling processes billions of times faster than our current technology.
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>>169407204
its a 128 bit key, so 2 ^ 128 = 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 possible keys
Number of seconds in one Year = 365 days x 24 hours x 60 minutes x 60 seconds = 31,536,000
Lets say you can test 10 BILLION keys per second, every second for a year...
(not exactly sure how many keys you could test per second, but lets say 10 billion per second)
31,536,000 x 10,000,000,000,000 = 315,360,000,000,000,000 keys per year per computer.
340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 keys total (2 ^ 128)
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,315,360,000,000,000,000 keys checked per computer per year
(I've added leading zeros to show the huge difference between the numbers)
Lets say you can find the key after trying 50% of them, that is still
170,141,183,460,469,231,731,687,303,715,884,105,728 keys.
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>>169407123
Anon... I'm already a demon
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>>169407204
Meh
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>>169407264
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>>169407264
The people bitching about bruteforcing don't seem to understand that it would actually be less effort to break into a warehouse and steal a copy at gunpoint. There are higher chances of you doing so successfully than there is of all of us, collectively, finding the right key within a single human being's lifetime.
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>E-celebs are beating the game as we speak
IM ABOUT TO GO OFF
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>>169407583
They also got a Switch for free.
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>>169407583
>saw a Youtuber with 12k subscribers and barely more than 1k views per video get a box with the Switch, a pro controller, and Zelda
I was turbo mad
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you could be playing this instead of waiting for the key
it is the same shit but with more to do
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>>169407470
Why can't the school shooter types do something like this? They'd actually be doing something productive, and still get to go all suicidey.
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>>169407836
Even more to do when you add the Unofficial Skyrim patch and the cutting room floor mod
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>>169407836
>skyrim
>but with more to do
LOL that was a good joke
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>>169407836
Can I use spears?
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>>169407842
For fuckin' real. We just need one looney to love Zelder more than living.
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>>169407470
They think that they'll get lucky and win the lottery.
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A tick file.
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IM WAITING SINCE IT WAS ON NUS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
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>>169407912
there are6 dungeons in botw and the only skill you can train is cooking
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>>169407836
I tried to get a mod to add weather and temperature based survival to the game but I failed miserably and ended up with a bunch of awkward text boxes pausing the game and massively unbalanced numbers that made it unplayable.
Seems like modding it into what I want would be a nightmare.
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>>169407264
>i had to look up the numbers past decillion
duodecillion sounds like it could be a cool zelda enemy
>>
Has anything new popped up since today morning?
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>>169407836
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>>169407836
>>
Hello I am japan.
Hypothetically speaking.
How much would you be all willing to pay and contribute in common for a key leak?
Asking for a friend.
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>>169408185
$0 if it's not eur
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>>169408185
hello japan i will suck on peepee and take pepep in but whole for key ty
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>>169407913
>mods
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>>169408014
M8 all you need is Camping and Frostfall.
Possibly ineeds too
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>>169408185
>pay
Nothing
>contribute
Anything that can be done with a computer and Wii U remotely
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>>169408209
But what if "eur" was there?
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>>169408185
$79.99 CAD
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>>169408185
is a picture of my baby sized penis a good enough payment?
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>>169407836
>>
HOLY SHIT! I just found the tik in a vending machine at the Australian warehouse I work at. I'll post it in 5 hours when I go to Mcdonalds during my smoke break.
>>
6435764FDBA6762362BAF5262162FD94
I get 745051326
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>>169408365
Can I get that pic?
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>>169408185
hello japan
Go fuck yourself, faggot
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>>169408185
nagisho here, pls not leak, we have american ass up to hands of us.
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>>169408457
Do you have the eu tik?
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>>169408412
Someone did that joke earlier, and they did it better.
>>169408452
cool.
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>>169408483
pls
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ha ha ! thiefing pirate NIGGERS still think they are to be playing zelda breath of wild using "homebrew method" for other game ! !
you pirates fucker bastards will play zelda on march 3 when you BUY IT ! ! leak will not be ! !
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>>169408547
I literally just copied and pasted what they said.
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>>169406989
Golgom!? Kisama...!
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>>169408592
You again? Fuck you
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>>169406079
/e/ guy here, we're far and few between
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>>169408575
Is that a yes? Then post it.
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>>169408592
another tard, go tu fuck your dad
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>>169408670
penis first buddy
>>
0b6ef7fbac6d979f4627589131110a84
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>>169407728
I saw a channel with 45 subscribers get one.
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>>169408305
I'm not okay with paying $79.99 CAD for anything anymore, since the taxes in my province bring it to $92.00 CAD. That's why every modern system I own is hacked or collecting dust with no middle ground
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>>169407174
He was Aus_W without a trip, fucking with us. And then said to stop beliving random anons because we're hurting outselves.
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>>169408729
Holy shit
>>
2154873287FB1287F72A4D6F878E9F7A
FSTInfo Entries:344769200
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>>169408637
>>169408702
ha ha ha ! ! if someone even is to be releasing illegal encrypter key to unlock game , you will not be able to install game on wii u console ! !
i hope someone leak the game ! ! i will be seeing you disgusting NIGGER THIEF DOG FUCKER try and play game ! ! you will not have allowance to ! ! this game is different from other game you steal ! !
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>>169408884
ha ha ha
>>
>>169408884
you must be really bored anon
>>
Funny how nintendo loved to fuck over youtubers some time ago, and now they're giving them free switch and free zelda...
Hey, waaaait a minute, could nintendo be trying to get the money of young audiences? WHAT?
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>got a copy from the storeroom I work in
>dumped the .tik
>posted the key on /zlg/ more than 3 threads ago
>had a bunch of proxies to reply to my own post calling it fake and uploading pics of the fake results
>no one noticed
LOCK ME UP
>>
where to dowload wii u zelda breathe of wilds rom please!
>>
What if the DLC is Switch-exclusive?
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>>169409238
If you're being serious then post it again.
>>
Post cute Links
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>>169409269
lol rom
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>>169409238
ooooh noooo i totally believe that and holy shit that's so cleeeeveeeer holy fuck we have been played like a damn fiddle oh nooooooooooo
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>>169408884
Get a whore, virgin
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>>169409238
Post it again.
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>>169409327
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>>169409238
hah, nice anon
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2de3c1261cb2c29a4f40793e3ba4a60c
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>>169409464
fake
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>>169409381
oh !! is pirate dog fucker nigger bastard angered because he has no job and money ? ? ha ha ha ! !
you will not be able to pirate zelda , even if key is told ! ! it is impossible ! !
i hope you are ready for asking mom for money to buy zelda on march 3 ! ! poor bastard thief ! !
>>
There's always the possibility the eshop version doesn't include the installer the disc version has. It might need a different key.
Do any other Wii U games have mandatory installs?
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>>169409538
Virgin
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>>169409538
>Supporting Nintendo after they betray everyone
>>
ABC123ABC123ABC123ABC123ABC123AB
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>>169409553
shit, that could actually happen
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>>169409553
I know XCX has an optional one and the keys are the same.
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>>169409538
ha ha ha
Too weak anon, try again.
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>>169409553
What are you even talking about? There is no 'installer' for the disc version. There's a mandatory 3gb installation for that version only.
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>>169409538
That is the better you can do?
Dude, get a life
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>>169409538
fuck u nigger bitch ass kisser motherfucker cunt asshole fucker retard faggot fucker dumbass NIGGER
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>>169409628
hoyl sh
holy shti
hosht
hloy shit`
>>
Only monday
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46695b63f4c8424bbf2f1cf35b336bae
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>>169409761
>>169409615
>>169409597
>>169409756
oh ! i am sorry for you all ! ! nintendo made extra securty measure for zelda ! ! the game is not to be installed on wii u console by pirate ! if thiefing nigger has key it still will not matter ! !
you will buy game you bastard pirate thiefing dog fuckers ! ! march 3 ! !
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>>169409758
I mean would whatever code that determines it needs to be installed just be on the eShop version anyway.
>>169409723
Yeah that was available on eShop for physical copies. Not sure if it was on the disc.
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>>169409843
"bae"
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My Walmart is receiving shipment tonight. Should be interesting
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Guys... Get to work !
http://pastebin.com/2Y8ZC4ra
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Really though, shitposter aside, is there actually any way Nintendo could prevent piracy on Wii U BotW at this point for people with Haxchi?
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>>169409327
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Can someone explain me what does this mean?
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Hi guys. This might be a brand new account, but well, let's say I have a good reason to sign up here. I know you guys are all waiting for the ticket to leak... well you can create a fake ticket, if you have the title key. A rather small key consisting of 32 hex numbers. Nonetheless, leaking the key would probably make nintendo very angry, therefore no one leaks it. I won't leak it aswell.
But luckily I gut something better. A friend of me sent me a small Zelda quiz:
http://pastebin.com/2Y8ZC4ra
Maybe you feel more happy, after you completed it. The quiz contains of 32 questions and every answer is a number or a letter. According to my friend, completing it might make you very very happy. So try it, if you like
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>>169409843
神聖なくそだ
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>Quote Originally Posted by dcross View Post
>4chan is "fake news" never go to 4chan for any info its nothing but a troll den for the gullible 12yo !
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>>169410006
yeah right
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>>169410014
are the faggot that just posted that on gbatemp? get that shit outta here.
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>>169409806
you said fucker twice. :c
>>169409985
yes please continue this it's slightly funny and a good way to waste my time until monday
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I just realized how stupid it is to keep waiting a pre-release link (and that probably Nintendo won't ship wii u copies before the release date):
Edge is a UK magazine, right?
That means their copy is EUR region...
and that's why the game was up on the EUR eshop database. So Edge could download it and review it (they reviewed the Wii U version of the game).
What we have is the encrypted files that were avaliable for edge magazine. This game probably won't be avaliable until launch day.
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>>169410048
That is the title ID. Every game has one, kinda random. Easy as fuck to get one, compared to a tik anyway.
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>>169410089
Trying the same like gbatemp? Looser
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>>169410048
That's the internal/disc name of the game.
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>>169410089
too much work B O R I N G
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>>169409985
ha ha ha ! !
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>>169393828
Calm yourself Miyamoto San.
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>>169410137
Not him but a lot of stores are receiving them already. Started on Friday. Gonna stretch the weekend throughout next week.
Btw, daily reminder that the leak won't happen till Tuesday or Wednesday.
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>>169408305
>>169408750
>Dollar is high as fuck years ago
>Games still full price
>Dollar tanks
>"That'll be 80 Dollars plus taxplus tip(^;"
Fuck this
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>>169410027
They could do something like ironhax where they add an exception to the OS that doesn't let you run NDS VC unless it's a higher version.
But in that case someone would probably just come out with at thing that lets you spoof your firmware, or even entirely new hax.
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>>169410089
>>169410014
dont try to force your shitty trolling attempt at us, anon
i will do it since i have nothing to do, it's obviously fake
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>>169410089
>11. Number of girls that have a crush on Link in OoT.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to get that?
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>>169410137
It's shit for the electronic department. It's the only one we got scheduled that is electronic related coming in recently.
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>>169410006
Please don't lie.
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>>169410401
Soooo, you should be able to snatch one from the pack, right ?
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>>169410089
no thank you, if you have the key just post it
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>>169410401
ha ha ha ! !
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>>169410401
are you gonna leak it during the smoke break?
i recommend you do it in the bathroom so no one notices
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>>169410582
Agent anon, get us the tik.
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>>169410582
That cover is seriously sexy.
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>>169410582
Yeah I saw some at my walmart today too, anons saying no stores have them yet BTFO
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>>169410582
HEY
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>>169410582
Pre-order case or real thing?
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>>169410482
Ya if zelda legit in the box ill get it
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>>169410582
STEAL IT AWAY YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>169409538
Jesus Christ, I know waiting for this key sucks but you can't let it turn you into such a gibbering retard. Take a nap, anon. Have a beer.
>>
1 rule
A real leaker, just leaks the files, is not an attention whore.
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>>169410582
Oh hello there. You best be picking that up
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>>169410582
Do it.
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>>169410582
WHOA ACTUAL PROOF WTF???
ANON GET A TRIP AND BE OUR GOD
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>>169410582
HOLY SHIT!
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>>169410582
ah yes so the "they only sent out the switch versions yet" meme was false
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>>169410582
Looks like plastic wrapped, the real deal
Where is this anon?
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SOMEONE ACTUALLY POSTED A PHOTO IDC IF IT DOESNT GET LEAKED NOW but pls leak it
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>>169410582
ha ha ha ha ! ! ! ! ! please steal a zelda and give the key to the nigger dog fuckers ! !
i want to watch pirate thiefing bastard try to install game even when key is supplied ! !
march 3 ! ! you will BUY it ! !
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>>169410582
Do it or else
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>>169410582
It is now your duty to steal the game
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>>169410582
fuck me in the ass, im drooling
>>
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>>169410835
LOVE this meme
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Holy shit! Buy one for us anon-san!
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>>169410728
not true
not even close to being true
you have to be new if you truly believe that
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>>169410782
>>169410582
>>169410642
>>169410689
Could be pre-order cover. Don't get hyped.
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>>169410582
gake and fay
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>>169410582
Wtf wtf wtf first time I see this please help us please man
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>>169410582
what store and what country, anon?
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>>169410876
!!!
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>>169410835
I won't install it, i will decrypt it and play in loadiine cause fuck bans.
also because i want to test if loadiine will shit itself with this game or not.
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>>169410582
If you are at a rather not popular classis food store, you might be able to buy it. Again, if you are real and do it for us, you can leave a bitcoin adress and you will be rewarded after people can play !
You cant imagine how many people wants to play early !
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>>169410876
>>169410582
dumb phoneposter
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>>169410906
Why would they be in proper boxes? They're in security protection cases.
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>>169410582
>Stores still have a Wii U section
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>>169410582
BE THE HERO WE DESERVE, ANON
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>>169410876
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is as real as it gets
>>169410906
pre order covers arent encased you doofus
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>>169410876
OMG NIGGA
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>>169410582
clearly photoshopped
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>>169410876
Why is every god damn pirater European like the fuck think of other reigons
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>>169410876
:) do it, so that 13 year olds can play the game 5 days earlier than usual. you'll be a hero
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>>169410835
ha ha ha ! !
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>>169410876
fuck you asshole
YOU BETTER BE LEAKING IT FOR US OR YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
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>>169410876
HOLY SHIT FOR REAL
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>>169410876
>>169410582
HOLY SHIT STEAL IT NOW
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>>169410876
>EUR
HOLY SHIT BOYS IT'S HAPPENING!
>>
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>>169410974
True, it appears to have a blistter plastic protection too...
Seems like hot stuff.
BUY IT ANON
MAKES US HAPPY
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>>169411000
tbfh we don't deserve any hero
we're just anons on 4chan
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Idk why you're all hyped for it.
I just want to sell my wiiU with the game installed for extra money. I've been hacking wiiUs and selling them with a ton of games. I could make at least 450 with BOTW
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>>169411023
you can play other region games by simply sigpatching. no big deal.
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>>169410876
What store is this Euro fags?
Anyone recognize it?
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>>169410876
I'll care once you get that out of the blister and provide a timestamp.
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>>169411138
Who said I was going to just leak it to you retards? It is NOT happening. :)
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>>169411201
How do you do a sigpatch?
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>>169410876
Anon, I ask this from the bottom of my heart, and this is probably the most sincere request you're gonna read in this thread today.
Please, give us the tik.
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>>169411237
Don't pretend to be me. I'm the real chosen one, outside the wall!
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>>169411237
o-ok
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>>169410876
People ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE ROOTING.
Please, save this BR carnival anon. Peace.
>>169411260
Install it with Mocha CFW.
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>>169411260
LMAO
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>>169410876
Steal it.
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>>169410876
What does it mean?
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>>169406079
/a/ reportan
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>>169411237
If not you will do it another, faggot :)
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>>169411207
Not European but it looks like a Gamestop, based by the Xbox section right next to it and how the paper that says Wii U is falling.
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Maybe "el corte ingles" in Spain?
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>>169411394
there's no gamestop in europe.
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>>169410876
PLEASE ANON
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>>169411458
wat, yes there is
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>>169411294
Oh Taco Bell Taco Bell Product Placement with Taco Bell.
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>>169410876
if anon buys the game i will post a pic of my enlarged anus
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>>169411458
There are a few in Scandinavia
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>>169411394
>Not European
but it's a PEGI rating
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>>169411372
Those bar codes are used by the internal system of the store in question, they don't mean anything outside that.
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>>169410932
Holland
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>>169411458
there is, Germany/austria
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>>169410383
It's 4
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>>169411372
Holy shit?
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>>169410582
>>169410876
HOLY SHIT
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>>169410876
>>169410582
http://www.mediamarkt.nl/nl/product/_the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-wiiu-1493551.html
^
its this store. same product ID
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My hear is beating so fast . I'm crying after the leaked pictures is that normal ???
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>>169411315
Don't have a 64 gig SD. Any other way? Not buying one just because some one might leak a title key.
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Great, this talk of tbell now has me wanting some grillers. MUST WAIT FOR TIK
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>>169411491
Enchurrito macho burrito!
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>>169411561
So Anon is German?
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>>169411561
So a Dutch Media Markt store.
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>>169410876
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>169411237
>>169410876
>>169410582
think about all the (You)s you'll get!
Focus anon!
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>>169411567
Yes, we all are, dear bitch-anon.
We all are crying with the possibility of our children's game being leaked.
We both are.
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Who based /straya/ here?
>>
HO
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>>169411597
3 loaded potato, 2 chipotle chicken grillers. Great time. I recommended it to an anon a few days ago
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>>169411530
austria has pegi, but cover is english. so it´s strange.
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>>169411632
Well, if he had it, he would be home now. Mediamarkt doesnt keep open til 22:00
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>>169410876
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>169411626
>So Anon is German?
>nl
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>>169411510
No I mean I'm not European.
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Anon needs to get a trip code
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>>169411589
we just need the title.tik ONLY THAT. use tik2sd of stuff there are links on this thread that tell you how to do what we all want.
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>>169411703
h-he's probably just teasing us, r-right?
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>>169411589
Mocha CFW doesn't require dumping the nand, 16gb sd and you're golden.
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Anon!
SPEAK TO US
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>>169411703
do they open on Sundays?
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>>169411791
Oh fuck yeah. Thanks man.
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>>169411838
yes they do, but if he could've bought it he probably already did.
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If that pic is in any way real then we have a very high chance of getting it monday.
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>>169411838
What kind of heathen scum are you? Of course they are closed on sundays.
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>>169410876
holy shit.... copy tik
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>>169411941
I don't think that's even close to being fake
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>>169411680
That would be me my dude. You hooked me up and that's why I posted the above. Will always remember you now...
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DONT DO IT THE SHOP'S LOCATION HAS BEEN ASCERTAINED. UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING DONT DO IT, otherwise feel free to.. we are all rooting for you
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>>169411941
It is 100% true, but the anon will buy it or not?
He hasn't said anything
ANON
BE
A
HERO
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>>169412014
>DONT DO IT THE SHOP'S LOCATION HAS BEEN ASCERTAINED. UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING DONT DO IT, otherwise feel free to.. we are all rooting for you
THIS
SOME SNITCH ASS BITCH ON GBATEMP HAS REPORTED THE STORE TO NINTY
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>>169411923
alright then. So, if anon is being an attention whore, we could have a Dutchbro anon to buy one for us tomorrow (if they allow him/her/"her" to buy early).
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if anon buy we all donate a dollar to make up lost
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>>169412014
as if he would be the only one to buy the game if the shop sells them already
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>>169412115
stop lying, dickhead
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>>169412115
GBATEMP is the worst.
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Nice job looking up the code, retards
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>>169410876
You know the drill by now.
https://youtu.be/flJbl2Ebzkc
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As long as it's only theft the friendly community of /vg/ will pay all the bills for you. Just get a trip and you're golden.
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I'M BELEIVING SO MUCH IN THIS ANON THAT I'M ALREADY COPING THE CONTENTS TO THE SD.
THANX.
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>>169412115
Why hasn't GBAtemp been nuked yet?
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>>169410642
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the storage facility, retrieve the ticket, and escape the facility. As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape/disc will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Anon.
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>>169412107
If he doesn't someone else will by monday
GET HYPE
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Booked my flight to the netherlands already. What tools should I bring to the shop?
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>>169412145
Id personally give 20 on paypal
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>>169412182
https://gbatemp.net/threads/wiiu-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-possibly-leaked-already.461645/page-155
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>>169412014
>>169412115
>>169412204
>>169412204
>>169412107
samefagging this hard...
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>>169412242
>He doesn't already have the dump loaded on his SD card for when the .tik drops
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>>169412231
\O/\O/\O/\O/
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>>169412242
Lool I'm copying too, almost finished then only 1 second tik and I'm golden. I believê the tik will be leaked in like 30 minutes
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>>169412115
>Forums clearly dedicated to piracy
>Full of moralfags
Fucking how
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>>169412296
thanks for spreading asshat, it'll be extremely easy to find the leaker if he decides to leak. which he won't now.
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>>169412296
lmao that doesnt mean reported to nintendo, he just said where the store was
>>
With all the people in the world willing to rob stores for stupid shit, why can't one of them be in this thread and also be willing to leak the ticket? Why are we so unlucky?
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>>169412283
Take a katana with you in case the ninjas get to you.
Godspeed.
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>>169412283
If they have have a vending machine you'll only need a Wii U
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Sorry guys, store says that they have very strict rules on it, and not to sell it to anyone, not under any circumstance, until March 3rd. I tried, sorry guys. :(
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Anon Are you still here?
GIVE US A SIGN
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>>169412296
lol can't wait for the cucktendos to report/bitch/spam shit even more
>>
>>169412403
N
I
N
T
E
N
D
O
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>>169412451
Hi?
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>>169412403
>"I-I might install CFW on my c-consoles but atleast only to b-backup my own games"
Lying pieces of shit
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>>169412296
>>169411561
they probably got it from this other post which was posted above
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>>169412417
He just need to buy it. No need to rob.
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is the US version up? I only see the EU one.
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>>169412440
DAMN
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>>169412231
>american soundtrack
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>>169412486
He was talking to me.
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>>169412440
NOOO
>>
ANON! BE A HERO AND BUY IT
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>>169412440
>not using a tripcode before posting
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>>169412403
>is the US version up? I only see the EU one.
>>>
> Anonymous 02/25/17(Sat)13:08:44 No.169412545 ▶
>>>169412440
>DAMN
fucking hell i hate niggers so fucking much
>>
>>169412417
>Steal some food from a store
>Get fined maybe
>Steal a game early and leak it online
>Get sued for millions by Nintendo
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>>169412564
no I'M Anonymous. Can't you see?
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>>169412296
"oh, no! they identified the store! the calamity"
FUCK OFF GBATEMP MORALFAG
Any nigger with a brain would google that code
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>>169412531
I doubt they'd let him buy it before street date, even if they're putting the cases out early.
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>>169412403
GBATemp is an enigma, especially when you consider that 13~ years ago, they used to host ROMs AND had public, user-maintained ROM uploads.
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>>169412440
Take another Pic as proof then
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>>169412613
its nintendos own fault for being shit with OS security, fucking same common key as 3ds
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>>169412665
Of what? The cashier telling me no?
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>>169412648
It's very odd to me that it's a forum dedicated to teaching people how to pirate games, but we're definitely not allowed to talk about piracy, nope.
>>
>>169412403
They all pretend to not be pirates as if they're fooling anyone.
>>
>>169412760
Is she a girl? How cute is she?
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>>169412760
no a pic of the game from another angle and say "i cant buy it"
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>>169412760
Isn't Media Markt closed on Sundays?
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>>169412793
For fuck's sake, their number 1 sponsor is nds-card.com
Please, go there and tell me what kind of stuff they sell if it wasn't painfully obvious from the URL
>>
I think the guy in the store has only posted twice - without a trip the only reliable ID are his pictures. Everything without a pic is a shitpost.
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>>169412814
No it's like a 20 year old dude with a scruffy beard.
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>>169412848
the amsterdam ones, no.
I checked on google.
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>>169412562
Faulconer music is best music. If I wanted to hear trumpets, I'd play Pokémon Ruby
>>
I'm happy guys, I won't lie, the day has finally come.
>>
Im telling you guys stores are receiving the games. We just need someone on the inside
>>
I'm gonna visit my local media markt tomorrow morning.
>>
disk, or it didnt happen
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>>169412980
my friend has the game, he's gonna dump the tik on monday
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>>169412906
Tell him that you want to share his tik with the world.
Maybe He wants to be a hero.
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>>169412724
Nintendo's consoles have as much holes asOP's mom
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>>169411589
You do not need a big SD card. All you have to do is go to this site, and hit the button and it dumps the title.tik file. We have the game's files already.
http://www.wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
>>
I'm guessing from OP that VendingBro meme'd on us?
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>>169413114
Yup.
>>
The Legend of VG - Tik of the Wild
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There's a GBATemp spy in our midst...
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>>169413114
yup
in fact the first letters from each of his posts spelled HOLY SHIT
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>>169412996
thanks, anon.
If you do buy it and leak it, post the legit key here with a trip so we can repay you (if you want to).
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>>169410582
Thats MediaMarkt for sure. They are here in Spain too AMD the use those boxes
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>>169406079
[s4s] :3
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>>169412760
We have no way of knowing if you're the same anon.
>>
http://pastebin.com/2Y8ZC4ra
remember this?
missing one.
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>>169413358
fuck u
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EURO ANON
I SUMMON THEE
POST MORE PICS
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Hey, does anyone have the .tik for the Xbone version?
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>>169413091
>>169413078
>>169412848
>>169412841
>>169412814
>>169412665
>>169412568
>>169412545
Ok I'm not the guy. I'm just semi-fucking with you. Here's to hoping he gets it.
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>>169413358
Yeah, fuck off with that, cunt
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>>169412440
Yeah that's what stores usually do, they put things on their shelves with price tags and stuff but won't let you buy them. Too bad they don't have places to store things they can't sell until a certain date.
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>>169413358
lelelelelel, sry guys just a joke
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>>169413449
what a fag
>>
>>169413435
PC release confirmed?
>>
>have to be 25 to buy GTA
kek what shithole is this from
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>>169413358
Which one? Maybe I can help.
>>
>>169413529
Yup.
But at least I wasn't him.
>>
>>169413358
Which one?
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>>169413435
We got rused again
for the 4th time in 48 hours
Im going to sleep. I fucking hate all of you
>>
Let's hope mediamarketbro leaks it
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>>169413613
I hate you too, anon
kill yourself
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>>169413613
well, i dont feel rused, if the anon got it, nice
atleast we know its out in the wild now
>>
>>169413435
>If you look under 25 please don't be offended when we ask you for proof of age
I would walk out.
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>>169410401
We still got WalmartBro
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>>169413449
Don't know what this guy's talking about, those posts really were me. Sorry I couldn't get it.
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>>169413613
quick, while he's asleep let's get the tik and act like we never got it!!
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>>169413613
what do you mean you idiot? the nl thing is legit.
Do you think they would put a preorder box just into this plastic shit, so nobody can steal it?
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WHERE ARE YOU ANON
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>>169413528
i told you i would do it just for shits and giggles.
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>>169413613
you have to be 18+ to post here
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>>169413613
thefuck you talkin about, that image is old. The image from anon however is new
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Id like to think anon is dumping the tik as we speak
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>>169413613
That's not a ruse, that's just a store using Xbone cases for pre-order display.
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if the tik is leaked how would I make my US Wii u play the Eur game
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>>169413897
Run haxchi
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someone refresh me on all the leakers and trolls so far. I remember we had leakerbro, venderbro, and ausfag, and now mediamarktbro. Anyone else?
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>>169413871
JUST JUST anon from 4chan
watch out for that .tik
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Haha what a time to be alive. First time a EUR release will ever matter
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>>169413435
I find it hilarious how the Xbox One has so little games they're using it for the Switch's section until it comes out.
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>tfw I've had the tik since the 22nd but didn't bother leaking it because nobody wished me a happy birthday that day or even said anything nice to me
Oh well, Zelda is fun at least.
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Someone make another fake heist please
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>>169413945
I have haxchi what would I do next
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>>169414001
shut up retard
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>>169414020
Install and play it while Haxchi is running.
That's it.
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>>169414001
Hey anon. Are you looking for kindness to dump .tik?
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>>169414001
happy birthday wonderful person :)
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>>169414001
hi where are the proof :D
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>>169413945
I use Haxchi, can I just WUP install a EUR game on a USA Wii U, then run Haxchi and launch the game as normal?
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>>169414020
Just run it once and you already can play it
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>>169414001
You should've been aborted.
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>169414001
have a fun time with your zelda lmao
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TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
HOLY SHIT
ITS HAPPENING
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>>169414001
I hope you had a horrible birthday you waste of a human being
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>>169414020
Just install the game via brazilian method,
Haxchi removes the region lock
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Hello im from the future and unfortunately the tik will not be leaked until the 2 of march
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>>169414001
A day closer to your death. I hope it went terrible.
Here's your (You)
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>>169413990
Euro releases leak all the time. PS3 GTA V comes to mind.
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as someone who doesn't give a flying shit about botw it's honestly hilarious watching you guys.
thanks for making my saturday fun.
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>>169414190
enjoy your stay
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>>169414125
HOLY SHIT
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>>169414098
Yes
If you want to test it yourself, download an EUR VC game and try to play it with haxchi
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>>169414190
this is your idea of fun? wow that's sad.
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>>169414125
HOLY SHIT
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>>169414190
can you tell me what is in this gif?
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>>169414190
HOLY SHIT
>>
I HAVE A DREAM
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Can I run a EU game with Mocha?
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>4chan
>normies
> calling other normies and not normalfags
WHEEEEW
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>>169414001
It's my birthday today, anon
Break the cycle
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>>169414373
Yes
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>>169413435
>Switch for the xboner
It's over, Microsoft won.
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>>169414373
you can run any region game with it, yes.
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>>169414373
HOLY SHIT
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>>169414387
>using Twitch emotes outside of Twitch
what a colossal retard
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Someone found a copy?
Yes, that's fine, just give me the store name, send me the picture and I can calculate the address.
That's right. Let him know too.
Continue as planned.
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>>169414476
HOLY SHIT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXNzGOdGwKg
the hype is real now lets hope we get dem tiks soon
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/25/technology/shigeru-miyamoto-nintendo-ceo-dead-in-ritual.html
ITS REAL HOLY FUCK
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>>169410006
He our only hope
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>>169414584
>miyamoto
>ceo
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>>169410876
Whoever you are. Remember:
You run this in the browser and click the button and it dumps the title.tik file we are all waiting for.
http://www.wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
Whoever you are. Remember:
You run this in the browser and click the button and it dumps the title.tik file we are all waiting for.
http://www.wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
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>>169414649
yeah, our 6th only hope
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>>169414584
FAKE NEWS
A
K
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N E W S
E
W
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>OPERATION MEDIAMARKT
(only happening tomorrow if mediamarktbro doesn't deliver)
To all folks that have a MediaMarkt store nearby:
It might happen that a BOTW is avaliable in your local store. If they do, purchase it and post the legit tik here with a trip (upload it with Tor or using a VPN, if you prefer to. Just don't use a proxy when you post on 4chan.).
If the tik is real, we'll make sure to thank you. Some almost female anons might even give you a blowjob or two.
BE THE HERO OF THE LEGEND;
DO IT.
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my store is receiving the shipment in 5 hours, then my shift ends 5 hours after that, then it'll take me 5 hours to drive home, then it'll take me 5 hours to sleep, then it'll take me 5 hours to rip it, then it'll take me 5 hours to upload it
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>>169414790
and then 5 hours to tell us the url
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Aus_W and I work at mediamarkt
we're all over this
>>
Hey guys, I'm an Aussie here. Not the one that fucked you mind, but an Aussie never the less, and I've got some bad news for you
It's the morning of the 26th here and the game still hasn't leaked, so don't expect it for the next 16 hours. Just a friendly reminder from the future.
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>>169414865
then 5 hours to download it in parts from filedropper or some shit 2kbps limited file downloader.
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>>169414790
see you tomorrow night if ur american
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>>169414895
stfu, go back to the streets.
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>>169414895
hehe xd
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Upon the leak of the tik
I shall post a pic of my dicc
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>>169414895
didn't you get enough attention the past couple days? gtfo
>>
Friendly reminder: TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY
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>>169415013
So far we have 3 people who will post their dick here when the tik is leaked
faggots better deliver
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>>169415013
>>169415074
I'll post my cat if the .tik leaks
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I'm pretty sure the dump will come from the eshop
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>>169415074
i literally will, my excitement will push me to follow through
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>>169415074
Ill post my gf cunt
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Its out guys!!!!!
(Mega) Legend Of Zelda Breath of The Wild loadiine (EUR) #isosite
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>>169414476
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the .tik?
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>>169415148
Will you post your cat's dicc?
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>>169415074
I'll post my feet if the .tik leaks
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>>169415191
stfu
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Euro anon has abandoned us
Fuck
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Why are we trying to get the shitty wii u version anyway? Reviewers said it dropped into teens framerate despite being 720p with less effects
meanwhile switch has 900p, higher resolution textures, shading effects, LoD, shadows, draw distance tessellation, etc
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>>169415191
fuck off gbatemp bitch, go back to your backups
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>>169414895
Stop begging for attention. Your troll was shit compared to VendingBro.
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>>169415356
no reviewer even played the wii u version retard
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>>169415218
Store in Europe has it on shelves, there's an anon that posted a pic with a smiley face. Looks to be an actual sealed copy in a security case.
Go to >>169410876
Product number matches with a gaming store website's.
Possible title.tik could be happening. If not today, then very very soon.
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>>169415356
who cares, its botw
>>
Daily reminder: It's been 5 years since they announced Zelda U. We better fucking get this early. We've stayed faithful to this day over this damn game, and I swear id it doesn't leak I will rage.
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>>169415356
HWAUUUU UUUUUU WHY THA FAKC WE WANT THE WIIUU VERSION HHMMM=???
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>>169415356
It's free.
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>>169415221
He's no whore!
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>>169415356
If you want to play $360 for the same game then go ahead.
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>>169415356
Why the fuck would I get the non-free version?
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>>169415356
because wii u owners already fell for the buying console on release meme
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>>169415356
Think about your post for a while
>>
I been lurking this thread since yesterday and I want to use this moment to tell yall to suck a dick fuck yall
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>>169415356
Why are we trying to get the shitty switch version anyway? Reviewers said it dropped into teens framerate despite being 900p and docked
meanwhile switch has 720p, better lighting effects, is free, etc.
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>>169415408
EDGE Magazine did. They're the only ones we know of.
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>>169415356
Thats not event true xD. No real reviews yet till 2 march
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>>169415218
It sucks on the blood of larger animals, usually can be found in tall grass or dirty places.
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>>169415417
ITS HABBENING
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>>169415356
>sauce your ass
Wiiu and Switch version will probably the same. there won´t be better textures and other shit anon.
Also e3 wiiu build was not the final game.
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>>169415356
Wii U and Switch TV mode have the same framerate problem
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>>169415447
I bought the Wii U on release and this will finally make it worth it
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>>169415356
You already know why, you disingenuous cunt.
Kill yourself.
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ha ha ha !! stupid thiefing pirate niggers !! you will BUY THE GAME on march 3 ! !
there are special security measure on wii u zelda that will not grant allowance to play game even if a key is supplied ! ! your "homebrew method" will not work ! ! ha ha ha ! !
march 3 dog fucker bastard thiefs ! ! you will not steal game ! !
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Where are you Euro Anon?
Please come back
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>>169415490
dont regret buying my wiiu for a second. sux for you if you cant appreciate good games
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>>169415640
lol
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>>169415681
what games? post a list with more than 15 games without including remakes or remasters
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>>169415490
i bought mine when smash was announced, still happy with it
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>>169415408
>>169415435
>>169415448
>>169415454
>>169415473
>>169415481
>>169415490
>>169415502
>>169415525
>>169415536
>>169415573
Except every single one of you was a dumb enough retard to buy the Wii U, a failed console with no good games
and now Nintendo is releasing a successful and super hyped console with great games, and you've decided to be dumb enough to stick with the shitty wii u
I never bought a wii u because I knew it sucked cock from the start, and I'd only be interested in DLing the game if I could emulate it with cemu, which of course won't work for months. But the switch is shaping up to be the next hot item, so why would anyone who was dumb enough to buy a wii u think twice about getting a switch?
>m-m-muh $300
you spend $300 on a wii u lmao
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>>169415640
"special security measure" xD
Sure...
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>>169396532
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you know this thread is really funny if you only look at the pictures and click the update button
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does anyone know how do i fix this?
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>>169415787
and why spend another 300 turning it into a $660 investment?
>>
let's get back to bruteforcing
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>>169415787
Yeah, yeah. Stay mad, asshole
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>>169415753
Mario Maker
SM3DW
Bayonetta 2
Smash 4
Mario Kart 8
BOTW
Shovel Knight (pc ver is better but w/e)
Hundreds of VC/Wii games
give me a list of 15 non remake/remaster ps4 games now
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>>169415787
i have two wii u's, does this make you angry?
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>>169415816
do you look at webms?
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>>169415819
yeah i gave up on that
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>>169414895
Drink bleach
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>>169415819
Press OK.
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>>169415787
joke's on you, i got my wii u for free from a friend
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>>169415819
redownload the bruteforcer archive. that dll should be in there
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>>169415753
Lmao 15? You wouldn't seriously buy a console for that few games right? List at least 35 Wii U games, then we'll talk. If you can't maybe you'll realize how worthless the Wii U is.
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>>169415787
you fucking retard I don't have a Wii U but a PC
>>
It is over guys, he gave us up.
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>>169415921
HOLY SHORTS
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>>169415787
>no good games
bayonetta 2
zelda botw
smash
mario kart
sm3dw
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>>169415867
h close u are?
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>>169415787
Easy answer, i lovenwasting my money. Faggot
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>>169415969
so why bother with this thread? Cemu won't be able to run this game for months
>>
F201BA70BAE85B1D0D77DD5F87580B74
FSTInfo Entries:264892100
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>>169415912
No pikmin 3?
>>
Pikmin 3
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>>169415787
>you spend $300 on a wii u
yeah 4 years ago
that $300 means nothing to me now, and i have no intent on buying a switch until at least splatoon 2 is out since that's the only true exclusive it's getting at first
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>>169415753
No particular order
Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild
Super Smash Bros
Mario Kart 8
Super Mario 3D World
New Super Mario Bros U
New Super Luigi U
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Wonderful 101
Bayonetta 2
Pikmin 3
Splatoon
Super Mario Maker
Yoshi's Woolly World
Hyrule Warriors
They're 14 but fuck you it's enough, it's not like the other shitty consoles in this gen have any more good exclusives than that either, my PS4 was a fucking Bloodborne machine until Nioh.
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>>169415921
send me one
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>>169415787
I got it on launch you fucktard they promised all the same shit they did this time around too
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rather stick to wii u i already own than buy a switch for one only game that is zelda
>>
Every last one of you nigger fags needs to re fucking lax.
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>>169415991
>bayonetta 2
>smash
>mario kart
>sm3dw
Yeah as I said, no good games lmao
I bought an N64 for OOT, MM, 007, Perfect Dark, Mario 64, Smash
I bought a cube for Metroid Prime, Melee, WW, RE4, TP
I didn't buy a wii
I didn't buy a wii u
Now its time to buy a switch for BotW, Odyssey, ?????
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>>169416080
>F201BA70BAE85B1D0D77DD5F87580B74
IS THIS IT?!
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>>169416081
Haven't played much of pikmin 3, so i couldnt put it there fairly. Is it good?
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>>169415753
Smash 4, Splatoon, Pokken Tournament, Breath of the Wild, Donkey Kong TF, Pikmin 3, Hyrule Warriors, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario 3D World, Color Splash, Starfox, Bayonetta 2, Yoshi's Wooly World.
Would you like me to continue proving how retarded you are?
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>>169415912
Nioh
Gravity Rush 2
Yakuza
Bloodborne
Horizon
KH 2.8
Uncharted
Infamous
Until dawn
The last guardian
and like you said hundreds of ps store exclusives
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>>169415969
do u even cemu?
enjoy waiting for months.
>>
leak it ;-;
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>>169416115
post address
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>>169416080
HOLY SHIT
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>>169416107
but can you emulate BB or Nioh?
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>>169410582
So, why is this taking so long?
Aren't they selling it or what?
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>>169415787
>assuming the moral highground when you're shitting yourself over what might be Japanese Skyrim, while ditching Tropical Freeze
>while also implying the Switch has games
Pffthahaha. Enjoy milking imaginary dicks, faggot.
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>>169416015
>>169416178
because I don't have a life you fucking idiots now get back to shitposting
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>>169416148
oh so you are just salty, because you can´t play botw when it leaks.
kek ok anon.
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>>169416165
Better than pikmin 1 but not as good as pikmin 2. No idea why they got rid of the underground dungeons, besides that it was great.
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>>169416130
promising =/= delivering
nintendo is delivering a AAA mario & zelda in the first year of switch and promising more goodies down the line
nintendo "promised" wii u games that never actually showed up and you chucklefucks were dumb enough to believe them. Now you get the 10 fps version of botw
>>
can someone say me what is happening ?
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>>169415991
>>169415912
>no DKC
Literally kill yourselves
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>>169416174
Actually thats a great list, forgot about a few of those. I've been thinking of getting a ps4 for a while now.
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We are betrayed everyday, i don't know who to trust anymore.
>>
Pikmin 3 is the best game on Wii U
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>>169416174
Both consoles have nice games.
Settle this on gamefaqs.
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>>169415787
> what is Cemu
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>>169415787
>you spend $300 on a wii u lmao
No, it costed me $70. I scammed a dissapointed dudebro off it telling him no one will give him more. ever.
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>>169416298
Trust nobody
Not even yourself
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>>169416314
Breath of the Wild is gonna take that spot, just so you know.
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>>169416298
you can trust me bro
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>>169416314
That's not Fatal Frame V
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Wait is today the day?
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>>169416174
>Horizon
>Uncharted
>Infamous
>Until Dawn
>KHIII $50 Demo
What a great list of system sellers, anon
>>
>>169415867
>>169415867
this is clsosing... 72 45 C3 FC 5D 70 2D E0 05 6D 19 E7 65 E2 D4 42 ---info:1899 ent:2427950639 vittyyyyyyyyy.....kill meee..
50 28 8B EC 6B 8D 76 80 35 D6 FD 3C 1A 4E 22 FF ---info:2402 ent:398248575 Fucckk liian lähellä.cräss!!
43 A4 DB C6 3A BC 70 65 1E F5 87 B0 4A B6 AE B3 ---info:3171 ent:1383643557 nope...
66 CD AA 18 1D 16 CD D0 52 24 13 C5 52 03 E8 76 ---info:3551 ent:1086009945 Xräsäsää!!!!
08 11 52 67 62 C7 DE 0B 1D C1 A6 EE 2A 8C 31 1D ---info:4926 ent:2250207546 nope!!!
6D B5 1E B9 23 48 3D 7B 47 29 08 E9 2C 6A 03 05 ---info:5432 ent:2119432980 crässääää
21 EB B4 D8 73 F6 58 0B 5D 4E 54 4A 0F 97 70 EB ---info:6060 ent:831887587 krässäää vieläkin.. vituuuu
79 B5 60 CB 79 C2 E9 31 7E 98 2A 5F 3E 51 A5 73 ---info:6863 ent:328127586 ----- krässäää!!!
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>>169416253
I preordered a switch and never bought a wii u or wii
I'll be playing botw at 1080p upscaled from 900p with 30 fps and be able to take it with me when I go anywhere. But at least you'll be able to blow into the microphone for some gimmick sidequest right? :DDD
BLOWINT INTO THE MICROPHONE LEL
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>>169416384
5 hours
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>>169415819
I could be wrong, but it seems like the LIBEAY32.dll is missing from your comptuer.
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>>169416178
the game is likely based on the windwaker hd engine. so it might work
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>>169416080
Not even going to bother. If the person had it and dumped it, they would've uploaded a title.tik file or posted a picture of the disc or something with the key written.
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zelda botw was design for wiiu retard , the fps loss is due to switch having to upscale the game, these false review of wii u just so ppl buy more switch ..... obvious
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>>169415819
download the bruteforcer and steal the dll from there.
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>>169415912
>>169416107
>>169416174
>SM3DW
>Smash 4
>Nioh
>Horizon
>Uncharted
>Until dawn
>The last guardian
>New Super Mario Bros U
>New Super Luigi U
>Splatoon
>Yoshi's Woolly World
>Hyrule Warriors
All garbage.
t. idort
>>169416273
You are talking to console warriors, don't expect them to actually play the things they shitpost about.
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>>169416436
>>169416436
Haha total fucking bullshit
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>>169416395
Vitun turpakii nyt
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>>169416314
Too light on content.
The Wonderful 101 is the reason to own this console.
>>
>There are people in THIS THREAD who bought a console whos gimmick involved you blowing into a microphone
>>
Why that fuk no fucking one is mentioning xenoblade x. Best game all time
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>>169416406
Wowwww 900p upscaled to 1080p from a gane developed natively con wiiu and then ported to switch!!! Goodluck with that, faggot
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>>169416406
>I WILL PLAY BOTW ON 900P WITH 30FPS
hahahahahahahahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9t2uY91kyg
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>>169416517
SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE
>>
C'mon anons, just got a WiiU for Splatoon, Bayonetta and Zelda, got for 400Reais (100 bucks)
Only the true .tik can save us from shitposting
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>>169416483
o p i n i o n
also yeah maybe some of those are garbage, still i was asked to name 15 games, not 15 goo
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>>169416483
>list 15 games
>literally nowhere did it say "It better be good in my opinion!"
Fucking Grade-A retard.
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>>169416201
53 ef d1 d9 1d ab d3 f3 61 f9 6b 5c 63 dd 7f a9
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>>169416492
ok tell me what engine its based on you really think nintendo the kings of reuse would really decode an engine from scratch. twilight princess is the wind waker engine modified.
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>>169416621
HOLY SHIT
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>>169416602
Yeah that's stupid as hell.
Hopefully forcing TV mode to 720p will make it run like the portable mode. :/
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>>169416579
Forgot about that one, sorry.
So it's actually 15 exclusives that I liked/loved on the system, with DKC and Bayonetta 2 being the best games I played this gen outside of Bloodborne, so fuck all ya all.
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>>169416621
fake
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>>169416591
yeah meanwhile PS4 is passing off checkerboarded 1080p upscaling as 4k resolution
>oh wow look we pretend our game is in 3840x2160 when its really in 1920x1080 and interpolated :DDD
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>>169416406
>900p at 39 fps
It's hilarious what console plebs will brag about lmao
>>
guys i got an idea but i need your help any devs here
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>>169416579
xenoblade 1 > xenoblade x tho
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>>169416608
>got for 400Reais
Yeah right, who did you steal it from?
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>>169416643
Pretty sure it runs on a modified GTAV engine.
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>>169416607
niinpä... kyll mä täncräkään veil...
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>>169416761
>choose between playing unreal tournament 1999 or dota or an unplayable buggy emulated copy of console games that runs at 10 fps
yeah PC fags got it best right
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>>169416792
yeah i developed the legend of zelda breath of the wild, what do you need
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>>169416761
Can you please leave the fucking general if all you're gonna do is try and start fights, this is why no one likes "PC-Master Races"
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>>169416792
what you wanna do ?
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>>169415991
Splatoon
>>
STOP FORGETTING ABOUT XENOBLADE X YOU FUCKS
>>
So... the frenzy is over?
That's it?
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>>169416872
fuck you got me there
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>>169416643
Yeah but they'd have to re-write the whole goddamn thing if they were to use it for BoTW, muh physics etc etc
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>>169416872
not the response i was looking for but here does the wiiu sdk have the disk mastering tools in it the program that genarates the tik files for pressing on to disks. sony had these in the ps3 sdk so i assume there standard
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I love me a good shitpost thread
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>>169416705
that has nothing to do with the game internal resolution it will just downsample.
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>>169416174
The last guardian is a LOL ps2 game. And bugged
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>>169416792
Dev anon here, whatya need
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I'm salty as hell because I won't be getting a Switch for a while, probably.So I'm stuck at home playing on my Wii U while you retards have it on the go. :(
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Where did he go?
WHERE IS EURO ANON?
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>>169416883
Yeah I was the one trying to start a fight there, you're right.
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>>169417129
I wouldn't buy the Switch until the holiday season, especially if you have Zelda for the wii u already desu
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>>169417014
No nintendo supplies the tik files, we don't get the generators ourselves
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>>169417014
basically what im saying is if we had the program nintendo uses to encrypt discs and make tiks we cold see if the rolled it themselves or used something like openssl. if they did it themselves there is a chance they fucked it up
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>>169417183
Low quality bait, try again.
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You guys totally forgot about Shantae
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>>169417182
I'm here, what is it?
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maybe euro anon will be back if we post feet?
worth a try
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>>169416260
a triple A zelda that ISNT EXCLUSIVE
they released 3D world early in the U's cycle as well
go ahead and keep grasping friend
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>>169417263
What the fuck are you even talking about? Is just having a conversation considered bait to you? In what way do I seem like I'm fishing for (you)s?
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>>169417296
I forgot about digital only games in general, because I haven't played many of them at all.
I should.
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Leak is today guys, I can feel it in my ballsack.
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>>169416959
It's one of the best, but it's not the best.
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>>169417257
remember the truncha bug and sighax they cant do encryption for the life of them . nintendo really sucks at encryption. so the random number they used to generate the aes for tiks may be flawed
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>>169417404
HOLYSHIT
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>>169417345
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>>169417345
Keep your foot fetish out of this thread you brain damaged retard.
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>>169417404
I can feel it, in my uterus
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if its my first time installing something with WUP should I install it to a usb or system memory
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>>169417404
>>169417603
You two should fuck maybe we'll get the game then.
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>>169417561
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We need a new thread
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>>169417618
Try it on USB before system memory, just to be safe.
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