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Vending machine edition

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>>169348461

>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed) (embed)

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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This has been one hell of a ride.

Truly we are experiencing the Breath of the Wild.
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First for killing myself before march 3rd
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TITTIES WIN
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CACA SAGRADA
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>>169358294
>>169356181
>>169362067
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SANTA MIERDA
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PUTA MERDA
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>>169369136
The real Breath of the Wild was the HOLY SHIT's we made along the way.
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>>169369209
i can upload it when I get home from work in 5 hours
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FEET WIN
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>>169369360
Post better feet
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>>169369360
Thank you I really needed that
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If you reply to this post with a HOLY SHIT breath of the wild will leak in exactly 5 hours
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>>169369360
a man of truth
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>>169369360
Owo, what's this?
*rubs her feet*
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>>169369442
Fuck you
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>>169369442
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>>169369501
Anon, more like this please
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Feet you say?
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>>169369623
>3dpd
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>>169369623
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IMAGE AGAIN
WHO IS THIS
I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>169369701
Some slut in videogames
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>want to start another game
>going to drop it for Zelda anyway and when I eventually get back to it I'll have forgotten the story/what I was doing

God damn it. It'll be here by Tuesday/Wednesday anyway.
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>>169369801
Just play Twilight Princess HD. I just finished it.
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Is it here?
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>>169369857

I was thinking about that actually.
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>>169369701
@kinucakes on twitter
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>>169369870
its over there
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>>169369360
AGREED

LET'S MEET IN THE MIDDLE THEN
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>>169369857
I finally booted that hunk of shit up to do the Cave of Shadows

Found out I only had to do 6 floors to save my 20 hearts to my Wolf buddy. Why would I ever do the rest of it? Who the fuck wants a wallet thats literally useless
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>>169369950
It also turns into a nightmarish hell after 20.
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>>169369937
respect to you anon
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>>169369937
I wish I didn't have a feet fetish.
Anyway, Zelda please come out and get leaked already.
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>>169369904
Yea I found it, Thanks
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>>169369991
>entire game is piss easy down to a broken level
>cave of shadows is literally harder than anything in the game by about 500 times

great fucking video game
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>>169370005
LIKEWISE
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>>169370030
Its just badly designed. 6 Redead knights and 4 assholes shooting you with arrows is not fun to play against.
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>>169370030
Why is it so hard?
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Post more feet dammit. Mostly from that jap artist that mostly does feet.
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>>169370080
Absurd enemy spam.
See
>>169370075
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>>169370030
I played the game on Hero mode and it was almost embarrassing how easy it was. I think I might have died once at some point? But once you have even a single bottle you're pretty much set for the rest of the game

I guess the next logical step is to play the game in Hero mode with the Ganon amiibo but the first like 5 hours of the game is such a drag its not worth it
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>>169370148

The first 5 hours are impressively boring. It takes a special kind of fuck up to manage that. I think it was one of the most boring starts to a game I've ever played.
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Do you have tik, kid?
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When is 9PM on Kiwi Land? I wanna know if VMB is ok
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>>169370102
Be more specific, there are lots of artists that primarily draw feet.
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>>169370291
Since Aonuma started directing the games they started doing all kinds of retarded shit like that for seemingly no reason, the guy is probably autistic.

TP has great atmosphere, good dungeons, good (but underutilized) items, but shit like that and the bug hunts just ruin it so hard. It's like they do it on purpose.
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>>169370434
It's 10:11pm here in New Zealand.
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>>169370291
Wind Wakers start is the only comparable thing. the island intro takes awhile before the action starts, then you're doing stupid ass rope swinging and then have your sword taken away and then you're hunting for rupees to find a fucking sail.

Yet somehow the characters being lovable and the world being bright and colorful made it somewhat okay. Twilight Princess makes me want to start slitting my wrists. The whole world feels like a void of depression and despair.
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>>169370438
Post lolis, niggerfaggot.
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>>169370456
8:12pm in kangaroo land
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>>169370456
So in Aus it should be 9 PM right? We'll hear soon maybe...
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Has vendingbro delivered at all?
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>>169370450
>the guy is probably autistic.

>everyone has a gamepad now so the tingle tuner wouldnt be as fun
This guy is a real work of fucking art
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>>169370438
Shit, some rapey artist that did those Resident Evil images, Rebecca stands out.
Nsfw
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>>169370438
You're a champ Anon, perfect images to appeal to both best fetish and need for titty ninja
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>>169370450
oot had skultulas which were basically the same. link's awakening had secret seashells.
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>>169370602
You talking about the mandatory fucking bug hunts that make you backtrack to the areas you have just been through? Because I'm talking about those, not the collectables.
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1:17 am. Depression has hit me like a truck while waiting for a leak.
Now to post anime girls for reasons
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>>169369074
what the fuck is this shitty thread there's no talk about Zelda in it
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>>169370487
Fine, I didn't wanna post best girl this soon but you've FORCED MY HAND.

>>169370552
I'm not familiar, sorry. If it's NSFW maybe you could link it?

>>169370561
Trying my best, thankfully the artists know their audience. There are just enough pictures with feet in the focus.
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>>169370747
>faggots so scared of sex they sexualise drawings non-stop.

You expected more, anon?
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this is now a feet and senran kagura feneral

only our messiah vendingmachinebro can save us

don't mind the feet tho.
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Good morning where is .tik
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>>169370747
>zelda
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you fucking feet worshipping weirdos
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169370951
Hey, whatever passes the time.
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>>169370750
Makura no Doushi
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>>169371027
O boi this is doing it for me really well.
Not a fan of Rem, but this is the epitome of foot worship, yes, anon, thanks.
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>>169371027
no sir, this is going too far
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delete this thread
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>>169370670
I quit when I had to run Midna across the feild or some other bullshit, the game just puts me to sleep it's so dull. Every boss was piss easy and had zero spectacle to it, the dungeons were boring as well and even with hero+ganon mode NOTHING was challenging, save for one one miniboss that had little bubbles do a whole heart damage and spam you down.
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>>169371278
He will come... he will come.
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>>169370497
Go fuck a wombat, cunt.

>>169370506
Depends whereabouts in Koalaland, but in general, 27 minutes from now.
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>>169370750
>tail
>cat ears
>eye patch
Anon, I though you said best girl? She may have a flat chest and nice hair but that's about all she has going for her.
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>>169371281
Because a game must be challenging to be good or even fun. Right.
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>>169371318
Some people in this thread came alright
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>>169371429
If you use your head a bit you'd know that an action adventure game with enemies in it, and equipment to defeat said enemies, not to mention ways to power up your character like heart containers to make said enemies easier to defeat, has to have fucking enemies that can actually kill you in the first place otherwise ALL of this is pointless and you might as well as make it a visual novel.

Honestly, why are enemies in the game if they don't want to kill you? Why are heart containers in the game if no one will need them, not even the least skilled player possible? Why do I even need to upgrade my sword, because the damn plot tells me to?
Game is broken, man.
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>>169371512
If you use your head, none of that makes sense simply for the fact that it doesn't have to be as you described to be fun for someone, and just because some people find it easy doesn't mean everyone does. Not to mention that just because you don't like it, that doesn't mean others don't.

The game isn't broken. Maybe you're just too good at video games in general. I don't know what to tell you. It's not exactly a hard game but I know I still enjoyed it thoroughly.
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>>169371512

Zelda is a series for all ages, but its made so kids can beat it. There's plenty of action adventure games that are more difficult.
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I don't even want the zelda game, these threads are more entertaining than anything on the wii u
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If u use ur head, you will know that zelda already leaked.
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>>169371594
There are probably people that enjoyed Big Rigs Over the Road Racing too, that doesn't mean the game is good. Obviously comparing Big Rigs to Twilight Princess is an exaggeration, but you get the idea.
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>>169371594
To be honest, as a kid, I found Twilight Princess after beating it dozens of times so incredibily boring and easy that I found it the worst Zelda ever, you can really see its flaws, so I agree with >>169371512
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>>169371656
We know it has leaked, but it can't be PLAYED yet. Retard.
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>>169371594
>the "fun" meme

Nah mate, it's objectively a broken game for what I said and much more. It just becomes a chore to go through, busywork like washing your dishes. And I severely doubt anyone had any trouble with TP at all aside from obnoxious crap like that anti-climatic puzzle before you get the Master Sword, but that is not really a challenge at all because it doesn't induce a failure state and is another entire can of worms I don't want to get into in the first place.

>game is designed for kids
That doesn't excuse it from anything. In fact, it just means they alienated me entirely and I have even more reason to shit on it.
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>>169371027
duuuuude, my diiiick
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Just woke up
is !!VsTlv/wa+km still here?
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>>169371656
HOLY SHIT
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>>169371864
I want to believe it so. In 15 minutes i'll be 9 pm on Sydney.
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>>169371821
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>objectively
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3707344A4093822299F31D00
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>>169371864
>Believing in a troll
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>>169371978
HOLY SHIT
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>>169371864
We all dream so.
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>>169371978
>3707344A4093822299F31D00
Not the right lenght. Also it leads to this, what the fuck is this? http://dokumen.tips/documents/memecahkan-code-binarydanhex-5685e850892d9.html

is it cuz the meme?
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>>169371935
Yes, objectively.

>have enemies in the game... that can't realistically kill you and their AI seemingly isn't interested in doing so
>have heart containers and consumable items to power up your character... that no one needs because of the above
>have equipment upgrades to massively increase Link's stats... that will make the game even easier as you go (I'll give TP credit that they make these optional by having an equip selection menu though)
>have combat skills... that break the game even further by making you a god against an enemy AI that doesn't even react to any of it and do not have a clue on how to deal with them

I can objectively claim that the challenge of the game, and the resulting character progression systems as a result, are broken. I can subjectively use that evidence to conclude that the game is shit.
You have to assume a certain level of mental capability to judge a video game, you can't go "but monkeys would have trouble with TP's enemies so it's still subjective", that's a bit ridiculous.
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>>169371979
My thoughts exactly.

Kinda blows my mind that people actually expect it to be real. It's not. Go home, everyone.
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>>169372189
I can conclude that you are a fedora tipping autist
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>>169372142
no it literally was on a wikipedia article when i found it
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>>169372189
I agree with all of this, I have never used a potion in Twilight Princess, I don't even know why you even have more than 1 bottle desu.

Compare it to Majora's Mask, not a really hard game either, but things were useful and the fun didn't came from the items but the sidequests and Masks, also in 3DS the Milk was extremely useful.

Plus fuck Gyorg.
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so do you acatualy believe vendingmachine dude has it?
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>>169372420
I do.
Mostly because of this; >>169361001

it just seems to fit. I feel like a fucking muhammad praying for a nonexistent god right now
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>>169372420
Give me a quick rundown on vending machine dude. I was asleep.
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>>169372420
His Wii U got stolen :(
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NOW ARE 21PM IN KANGAROO LAND WHERE IS VENDINGMAN??????!!!!????
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Distract yourself with big anime titties until the leak.
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9 pm in in kangaroo... I hope his ebgames wasn't on the worst australia part.
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>>169372551
He never existed in the first place you guys.
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>We are literally trusting an Australian again

wow
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late i know but things aren't moving as smoothly as i had hoped, not giving up though
my sd has a microsd in it so hopefully i can put it in my phone when i'm done and upload it. is it just title.tik that we need uploaded? or the cert and stuff too.
you guys are being really patient thanks.
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I summon de vendingmachine bro
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>>169372463
He uploaded a pic of the game in a box and said at 9 he would get the tik. His Wii U is under a vending machine.
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>>169372725
It should be just the Tik I believe.
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>>169372725
THANK YOU, I KNEW YOU WERE STILL HERE, I'M STILL PRAYING FOR YOU.

ONLY THE .TIK
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>>169372725
You can tell Vendorbro is legit because of his SD card.
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>>169372592
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>>169372725
YOU'RE ALIVE AND THE WII U IS SAFE!
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>>169372725
I'm late. can someone explain why he has a wii u under a vending machine?
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>>169372725
Just the tik but holy shit you are for real??? You really doing this?
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>>169372725
Only the tik. Thank you based vending bro
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>>169372725
I CANNOT CONTAIN MY RELIEF VENDING MACHINE BRO, TELL ME YOUR NAME SO I CAN PUT THE HORSE YOUR NAME I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
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>>169372725
eur tik right?
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>>169372725
>elaborate, I like.
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If this is actually real this could be the greatest heist. Since someone stole the E3 Skyward sword demo.
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>>169372274
And I can conclude that you have no arguments so it's pointless to respond further.

Posting feet to make up for this pointless exchange.
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>>169372839
To sums things up. That Wii U is doing God's work.
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>>169372839
Don't ask stupid questions
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>>169372725
what is that wii u doing under there?
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>>169372725
Just title.tik
I'm guessing you're using tik2sd or alternatively: http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/ (straight from browser)
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>>169372725
A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
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>>169372938
BEING A GODDAMN HERO THAT'S WHAT
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Somebody screencap this shit.
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>>169372938
Playing Metal Gear Solid.
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I think this vid gives a taste of the music for being inside houses, pretty cozy
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I hope vending bro comes out safe.
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>>169372725
Hope this ends up being true, not just because I want to play zelda but because of how fucking retarded this is.
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>>169372905
How did even happen?
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we just need to wait for the game to hit eshop on march 3rd someone will dump the title key and we are golden.
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>>169372971
Done.
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>>169373003
Give him strength!
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>>169373054
That't what the Wii U is doing down there you doofus.
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>>169373054
The game has already been dumped. We just need the key to actually play it.
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>>169372338
MM does things differently than the more traditional Zelda games because it's a lot more focused on environment/NPC interaction, hence the masks system.

There were a lot of pointless masks that were used as one-off keys basically, but for the most part the game did a great job of wrapping itself neatly around the time mechanic. I love to play it using the song to of double time, it makes it fucking intense.

And even without focusing on combat and character progression, it STILL managed to have far more challenging enemies than TP which was supposed to be this "badass" Zelda game with Link fucking wrecking shit with a sword and getting cool combat moves and all of that... funny how that turned out.
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>>169373109
Why did someone dump the game and not the key too?
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I just woke up and found a new bro entertaining us.
Due to the pic, fake or not I already love this VendingBRO. I <3 You man
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>>169373158
We got it from Nintendo's servers.
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>>169373158
It was on the Nintendo servers for a little while (the preload) but they took it down
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>>169373158
Official servers, but had no .tik, ala paper mario except without tik.
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Juste another troll ...
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>>169373074
Listen here you lil shit
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>>169373158
Nobody dumped it, people were able to get the preload from nintendo servers before they pulled it out a couple of days ago.
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>>169373158
Nintendo dumped the game.

(It was on nus for a few hours, no key)
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When I wake up I better not be pic related
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any one got a link to the dump?
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You guys are setting yourself up for disappointment if you actually believe some nigga put his wii under a vending machine.
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Patiently... any second now.
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>>169373327
nigga you going to bed NOW?
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>>169373384
except this is so stupid it might actually be true

If not we at least had a good laugh
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>>169373354
There's a gdrive with it somewhere.
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>>169373248
That's not dumping the game though, really.
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>>169373384
Have you seen the op photo my dude
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>>169373394
Are you literally retarded or do you genuinely not know what time zones are
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>>169373354
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU/view
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anybody has a link to the google Drive with the EUR version ?

With vendingbro's blessed tik coming I need that shit now
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>>169372725
Are you even european? If not this is useless as fuck.
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>>169373539
Aus is PAL

>>169373530
You speak too slow
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Please I'm having nightmares.

Can someone update me on the NYCBRO leak? He was a fag after all?
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>>169373464
Not him or that other anon but I'm literally going to bed and it's 7 AM.

Just end my life.
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>>169373530
>literally above your post

>>169373539
Australian, so it's the European version, you fucking idiot. We've established this a while ago. You people need to learn to fucking read.
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>>169373539
Aus is PAL
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>>169373578
Like all the others
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>>169373578
Yes. Now go have nightmares about being a niggerfaggot.
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what happens if someone dumps a NA .tik
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>>169373562
>>169373587
yeah, sorry, I didn't see the link
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>>169373562
>>169373595
Oh didn't know he is aus.

>>169373587
Didn't know he is aus you fucking fag
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>>169373643
There's a version with some duplicate files.
The correct size is 9.82GB.
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>>169373630
They dump a NA .tik

>>169373643
The CORRECT ONE IS 258 FILES AND 9,82, WEBSITES MIGHT ROUND IT, ESHOP ROUNDS IT TO 11 GB, ITS ACTUALL 10KKK BYTES.
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>>169373464
It just seems you might want to wait for VendorBro
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>>169373630
we riot
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>>169373643
Dupe files. Compression. They do the say that, yes.

Why the fuck does it matter until tik anyway?
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Any second now, right?
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Post your dance animation.
We are almost there
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>>169373798
Just go to bed, anon. Don't you have to go to work
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This whole wii u under the vending machine is so fucking ridiculous that it's completely believable.
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>>169373882
I haven't sleep for 25 hours now. I don't care, I wanna be here to give my anime energy to a guy that put a wii u on under a vending machine to please some faggots on a obscure website, man you have no idea how I feel right now. Everything is right with the world for me, even if he doesn't get the disc.
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>>169373840
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>>169373883
Even if it is bullshit it is hilarious. I'm naming my horse after him in game.
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>>169373658
It's in the fucking thread, and the thread before that too. Learn to read, you fucking faggot.
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>>169374038
Assuming it doesn't have a profanity filter, my first horse will be called HOLYSHIT.
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>>169374110
same here
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https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=0B-7ei98-U5OoLVRxeW9OMXVNTFU

Mega Downloader 1.7 (gets you pst the fucking limit on free accs)
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>>169373939
>obscure
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>>169374110
Profanity filters on a singleplayer game... hope not.

Bet VendingMachineBro is too long, any ideas? VMB only?
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>>169374187
Vendepona
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>>169372725
all aboard the ruse cruise
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I love Moire chan!

I also love Crie chan don't worry!
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>>169374187
VendorBro?
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>>169374187
Call it Venderbro
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>>169374187
Venda? Vendy?
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>>169374331
Hey man spoiler that shit, we know already you can ride anything but people might not to know.
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why aren't we hearding anything from venderbro ? :(
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>>169374417
I can ride cats?

10/10 GOTY if true.
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>>169374417
Can we ride Paya? :3c
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>>169374496
He isn't real that's why.
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>>169374509
You wish. We wish, I wish for sure.

atleast hold hands
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Well, it seems that there is an european version of the Wii U iso, link please :'(
Is it a loadiine ready ?
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>>169374496
he's working a shift man
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>>169374576
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKER
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>>169374576
Yes. It's Loadiine ready!

Go ahead and download it, you fucking idiot!
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>>169374531
lets not call him a fake, until he proves hes one.
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>>169374576
If this was homebrew general, you'll be crucified right now. Loadiine will not work anyway because its open world and its gonna take years to load even a grass texture. Also read the op next time.
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>>169374531
You really think someone would put their fucking Wii U under a vending machine and leave it there for 4 hours just for the shitpost
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>>169374660
Yes.
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>>169374660
War has changed kiddo, the shitposting tricks are becoming more advanced
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>>169374660
Yes
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>>169374660
I mean i can expect 1. But 2? that's where i draw the line. It gotta be true.
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>>169374660
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>>169374685
>>169374694
>>169374720
>>169374743
Even if he got the game early for some reason, then why the vending machine
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>>169374796
to be membered
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>>169374796
Did you even read the threads.
He's working and trying to take the game to the Wii U and dump the .tik through his phone.
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>>169374796
It's wacky
Who would think to look under a vending machine
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>>169374849
I do sometimes to look for loose change.
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>>169374889
everything in straya is upside down so the change might be up the vending machine not the other way around
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So how do you make the game work without loadiine ?
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>>169374948
Brazilian hack.
aka install it to system memory
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>>169374948
RETARD ALERT!!!
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>>169374889
Okay, but people who matter.
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>>169374796
Because there's a power outlet
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>>169374948

By sucking my dick.

Get on your fucking knees Skippy.
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>>169374948
buy the game
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if this vending machine bro turns out to be real this will be the wackiest leak of all time
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>>169374948

https://gbatemp.net/threads/release-wii-u-usb-helper-a-small-eshop-for-windows.446565/

https://github.com/Yardape8000/wupinstaller/releases
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I'm gonna buy the game though :)
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Anyone has the post of the vending machinebro?
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>>169375073
So I am, but I want it fucking early. Fuck the switch
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>>169374980
>>169374980
Are there any dangers to installing it to the SD card with brazilian? Don't have a USB big enough on hand right now but don't want to have to wait until I'm able to grab one tomorrow.

Would rather just temporarily try and play it through loadiine if that was the case.
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>>169375120
Brazilian is internal memory or USB
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>>169372725
this is the most legendary leak of all time. we are witnessing history here, boys.
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>>169375120
>implying anyone's gonna bother to make a loadiine version

And it installs to the system memory, not the sd card (iirc)
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So can someone catch me up on what VendingBro has?

Does he have the pre-loaded version of Zelda:BoTW?
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>>169375108
He got crushed by the vending machine.
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>>169375120
You can't install to SD, it has to be system memory or USB.

>>169375172
Read the fucking thread and >>169369181
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>>169375120

>>169374980
>System Memory = SD Card.
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>>169375160
>>169375165
>>169375193
Right my bad, meant having the files being loaded from the SD card then installed through to system memory
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>>169374796
Something something to prove how retarded people are.
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>>169375235
You can load them from SD without issue.
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>>169375231
No.
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>>169375193
That didn't answer my question, cheers for been angrily useless towards me.
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>>169375235
As long as it's a real dump of the game and you have enough space, I don't think there's a prob
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Hahahahah this vending machine bro hahaha people are actually falling for this hahahahahah wtf hilarious
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>>169375301
sorry that you're a lazy fuck who doesn't bother to read the thread before posting
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post yfw vendingbro is kill
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It's been 5 hours and 30 minutes since vending guy last posted.
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>>169375271
>>169375303
Sweet, cheers. Here's hoping vendbro delivers
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>>169375350
Nintendo Ninjas got him, may his zombie bones rest.
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Vendingbro posted a fucking picture of a real shipment, why not believe him

We got nothing to lose
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>>169375350
Don't even joke like that. This is serious stuff.
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I summon de Vendingmachine bro!
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how we know his store really has the wiiu game? lol
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>>169375384
I'm a stupid faggot who cant find that picture.
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Shipment picture , where is it?
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>>169375375
He just posted an hour ago you dipshit
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>>169375350
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>>169375275

>implying

>169375346

I have and i asked so what does he have and you pointed me to a post that has no answer and then been angry.

you could have said i don't know or we don't know as that is the answer to my question.

The fuck is wrong with you fucking 10 year old's with a keyboard these days.
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>>169375429
Maybe read the fucking thread before posting shit like this? For fucks sake we believe him because he posted a fucking box of botw aus ver.>>169375435
>>169375432


Here >>>>>>>>
>>169369181
>>
You are a fucking idiot. It's a photo of a cardboard box with printed cover inside. Fucking cardboard box!
God you people are stupid.
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>>169375447
Prove it, stupid
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>>169375472
Why don't you fucking read a guide rather than spouting off like some entitled shitflinger. You can install to SYSTEM MEMORY or to EXTERNAL USB STORAGE you cannot install to SD CARD.

Go and fucking neck yourself you fucking hairy spoder cunt.
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>>169375489
Go on then, print an AUS ver of botw cover.

>>169375492
Here, try reading next time ey?
>>169372725
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>>169375489
yeah cardboard! what 99% of new games arrive in!
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>>169375564
Oh. I didn't even see that post. Guess I'm stupid.
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>>169375492
Right here idiot
>169372725
>169372725
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>>169375480
Thanks anon.
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>>169375564
Are you seriously implying it's implying that it's impossible to print an AUS version of a cover? Are you dumb or what?
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>>169375550
you really dont understand the whole

>greentext

lets explain it for you

you say cena is a marine

then i retort with

>cena is a marine

as in i'm saying yeah sure cena is a marine

i not have explained greentext 101 to you please for the love of god understand the jokes of the imageboard your using
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>>169375693
Yes because we don't know what it looks like lmao
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>>169375693
Just said to try man, you can do it, I'll wait.
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He should dump the full game not just the TIK. He can install it to the fucking System Memory cuz its a fucking 32Gigs WiiU. You fucking faggot
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>>169375758
>>169375743
>>169375693

i think there sayign the aus ver, doesnt exist
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>>169375736
Learn english before you try to lecture someone on its use, tard.
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>>169375836
What the fuck are you talking about. We have the PAL ver already moron just need the ticket. READ NIGGA, READ
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>>169375836
But we only need the .tik!
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>>169375758
I don't have a printer.

>>169375743
What's this then? >>169358294
A mockup like the one in the box. Slapping aus rating on existing cover is easy.
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>>169375885
????
>google astrualian game stores
>see ebgames
>go into website, search for zelda
>find this https://ebgames.com.au/wiiu-154351-The-Legend-of-Zelda-Breath-of-the-Wild-Wii-U

oh guess what it is its the fucking thing that was inside the box who woulda thought??
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>>169375887
i never tried to lecture you on English, it seems you missed the point of me explaining how greentext works and not the English language.
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>>169375893
>>169375894
How we know that was the full game? its suppose to be 13GB and the thing from NUS its only 9.82GB!
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>>169375885
Well this is the most retarded thing I've read in a long while
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>>169375836
Wow, talk about being a snotty brat.
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>>169375993
It's supposed to be 11GB, and thats probably rounding up.
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>>169375951
Hey man, I was just stating what I thought was going to become just a circular shouting match.
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>>169375836
tik is fine. don't be a retard. I don't think he even has an sd with enough available space to dump the game.
>>
Vendydude got arrested
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>>169375949
m8 what are you expecting leaks to be? To show something completely different? oh gee it has the thing its supposed to come with!

>>169375993
>>169373687
>not reading
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WHERE IS VENDINGMAN?????
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>>169376170
nintendo ninjas got him
rip
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>>169376170
He ascended

http://www.novelupdates.com/series/i-reincarnated-into-a-vending-machine/
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>>169376170
At home laughing at you.
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22:21 right now on 'straya, I don't think gamestores are open at these hours, he might have died.
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>>169375954
Maybe I wouldn't have missed that point, had it been apparent that you had any idea what you were talking about. Apparently your garbled mess of attempted English was enough to make your text lose all meaning, greentext or no.
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Google says EB games closes at 5:30pm where he lives ... I call BS
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>>169376371
I still have hope, he didn't specifically said ebgames or anything, might be another.
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>>169376371
I can't speak for AUS but at GAME UK I sometimes stayed for 4 extra hours after closing to clean up the shop floor, organise the stockroom and just general shit.
>>
Yeah due times this has gotta be a fake
>>
Hey, so is this guide still up to date ?

https://gbatemp.net/threads/dlc-eshop-games-vc-on-sysnand-without-rednand.448152/

redNAND seems too much of a hassle, but I need either that or the cfw if I want a piece of Zelda, so anyone knows ?
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>>169375949
If anything, the fact that it's from the side of the box makes it more fake, seeing as all wii u titles had the name of the game alongside the wii u logo on a blue background, with the part with the Wii U logo being white.
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>>169376435
General shit like dumping games ?
He's just home playing his dump. He realized he was gonna get fucked if he leaked it
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>>169376443
you only need the brazillian method.
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>>169376472
If only m8 GAME has a strict no electronics in the stockroom rule.
It's fucking rubbish as fuck.
>>
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL BELIEVING AUSFAGS
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>>169376452
I don't know what are you talking about, the AUS ver uses the NOA cover, but its PAL

>>169376472
Dumping a ticket is untraceable, its just some garbled text.
>>
ohh well , it's 6:30 am here ... need sleep lol
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>>169376361

>retard

>acting like a 10yo

/peace out
>>
i went to bed, what did i miss
are we being raided by redditards again
>>
getting kinda worried guys..this is taking quite a long time
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>>169376526
Such real info is making me think you are unlucky enough to work for GAME. Next you'll be telling people it's a lame job where you spend your days dealing with faggots trying palm stolen iPhones off on you and not a leak mecca.
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>>169376546
no idea my man
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>>169376616
VENDING BRO IS COMING
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>>169376616
Probably. Check >>169369181
>>169372725
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>>169376571
I'm talking about the fact that that picture (which apperently is from the side of the game case) doesn't have the title of the game or the wii u logo on it at all
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>>169376638
just [5 hours] left
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>>169376571
Showing different pictures of where you dump it can be make you pretty traceable
Not to mention general "where was it uploaded from" fuckery
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>>169376443
Step 1: Hombrew

Step 2: CFW https://github.com/dimok789/mocha/releases

Step 3: EShop Downloads
https://gbatemp.net/threads/release-wii-u-usb-helper-a-small-eshop-for-windows.446565/

Step 4: WiiU Game/Title Installer
https://github.com/Yardape8000/wupinstaller/releases

Step 5: Install Shit For Free
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did someone say feet?

also good morning where is tik
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>>169376508
https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/wiki this, right ?
But this guide is using redNAND, which is what I don't want to use...

Is there a way to have the Wii U USB Helper and WUP Installer with just the cfw method that doesn't require a 64gb sd card ?

Sorry if I sound like a complete retard, I hope somebody will help me
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>>169376721
Waiting on Based VendinBro.
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>>169376721
Yes feet
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>>169376648
It really is a shithole.
It's not the fags selling stolen phones. It's the fucking elderly people that come in and ask what does this do. What does that do etc etc
Your manager gives no fucking shits about you and your paid literally minimum wage. If you don't get good sales you lose hours.
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>>169376674
Nigga its not the side of the case, what kind of side of the case has the fucking rating on it?? its the front.

>>169376681
I guess, but he was asking things before if 4chan removes exif and stuff, pretty sure he's cautios.
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>>169376721
tfw nobody cares about ur fetish so you pray on faggots waiting for nothing to inflict it.
>>
Everytime I post something vendingman suddenly appear after a while, so.....
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>>169376764
https://gbatemp.net/threads/guide-complete-guide-to-brazilian-exploit-method-on-5-5-1.446415/
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>>169376764
REDnand is a option in guide , have you bought a DS ehop game ?
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>>169376708
Alright thank you kind sir, it doesn't require redNAND, right ?

Sorry if I'm asking too much, but do you heppen to have a link about how to install Homebrew to do your step 1?
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>>169374175
>Mega Downloader
>for Google Drive
uw0tm8
>>
>>169376764
>>169376708

this you just run Moca from HBL

Then run Wupinstaller

Install XYZ

then launch it from main menu
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>>169375024
This is why newfags need to die.
>>
>>169376823
We are doubting him, we gotta believe harder.

>>169376852
Go to /hbg/, not zelda leak general m8

>>169376859
The google drive link is for megadownloader u dumdum
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>>169376443
https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/wiki/

Why anyone links to anything else at this point is beyond me.
>>
Quick question, if I have a PAL Wii U I won't need any CFWs or nothing to play the European dump right?
>>
>>169376859
>>169369074

>mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA

>Mega is Google Drive
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>>169376838
Oh fuck, yeah, I didn't read the Optional at the start, thanks for pointing that out.

Unfortunately, I haven't bought a ds game, isn't there any other method ?
>>
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY

C'mon VendingBro you've got this...
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>>169376764
You can just skip the RedNAND part. Haxchi (or Coldboot Haxhi) is what you want.
>>
>>169376812
Shit, now i see it

My b, sorry for starting an argument without even knowing what i was talking about
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>>169376916
No
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>>169376916
Correct.
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>>169376936
you can launch Mocha thew Homebrew channel and be Sig patched that way
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>>169376916
you may do
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>>169376920
The post I replied to had a Google Drive link, you fucking retard.
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>>169376886
well I did, but atm, their thread is pretty much dead
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>>169376981
>using Mocha
Faggot.
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>>169377020
He dont have a DS eshop game ,, not how I would get sig patched myself LOL
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>>169376981
alright thank you, you really clarifying things out, thannks man !
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>>169376916
what does this mean?
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>>169376852
https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/wiki

This is the best tut to get HB running.
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>>169376910
thanks, yeah, I'm just braindead and didn't go to the subreddit (inb4 fuck off reddit) right away to see this link

again thanks man, I'll be using your link :)
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>>169377110
really tho man , your better off geting a DS game for $6 in ehop and Haxchi
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>>169377119
That I don't have to install cfws on my PAL Wii U if I wanted to play the PAL dump

Is reading that hard
>>
>>169377119
Anon believes a tik is coming before 3rd.
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>>169376985

Yeah, its a google drive link to Mega Downloader 1.7

You idiot.
>>
>>169377183
yeah... but how?
>>
>>169377182
what are the cons of not having the ds title ?
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>>169377183
You need CFW to at least install it but its not a perm thing.
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>>169377183
You already seem to know the answer, no CFW is needed if you are the same region and it's a retail tik.

HERE IS MORE CONFIRMATION IN CAPS.
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>>169377236
not to be able to start Haxchi on the start
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>>169377068
does it matter if its bought or something like that?

I think I still have DR. Kawashima because it was a free download once. Can I use this for CFW?
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>>169377236
you have to use a browser exploit, DS Title is a instant offline launch.
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>>169377280
Not true.

How the fuck aren't there more bricked Wii U's?
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>>169377293
ah, yes, well, I'll just boot the homebrew and Haxchi when I want to use it, it's still not as painful as having to go on the browser to launch homebrew, then loadiine, then waiting a fuckton of time for any games to load
>>
>>169377339
Yes, infact you are lucky, you don't need to pay.
>>
>>169377339

Yes.

Dude its all in the guide, just follow it. There is literally nothing easier than Wiiu hacking. From knowing nothing, I read the guide and knew everything about it in like 20 minutes.
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>>169369181
>bring his wii u and hides it under a vending machine
>decides to learn how to actually dump the game then and there over his cell phone
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>169377339
YES
you can you lucky bastard.

>>169377356
You need sig patches to install title's via WUP?
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>>169377372
... and you still have to do all that shit without the ds game
>>
>>169377236
having to use Mocha , needing to be on internet to launch web exploit to get into homebrew channel ect...
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>>169377356
You'd have to go out of your way to try and brick it these days
>>
its up on da wii u isos
get it while its hot
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>>169377348
I'll consider buying one later I think but right now i can't, so I think i'll stick to the method without one
>>
>>169377280
You don't need CFW to install games.
>>
Is it true there are no jap voices in the us version of the game
>>
>>169377183
Correct, if a WiiU game in the same region as your console exists on a physical disc, then a cfw is not needed to install its disc ticket, updates also don't require cfw.

CFW is needed to install: DLC, out-of-region games, and eshop only titles (e.g. Virtual console, digital only games)
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>>169377391
He asked before what to do anon, he was just making sure, read the thread.
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>>169377469
i think that box picture was carefully shooped and i think you all are going to be disappointed again today, sadly.
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>>169377402
ah well, fuck. Thanks for clarifying things out
>>
>>169377465
What is the method called for installing games from the same region without cfw
>>
>>169if you want DLC, updates out of region you need sig patch
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Shipment in.

Hot wii u isos in five minutes or less. get the good stuffs on wii u isos
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>>169377505
Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training [PAL]

Works with

https://github.com/FIX94/haxchi/releases/tag/v2.5u2_v1.6
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>>169377501
That's how the game comes man, just gotta believe. When you recieve your copy on march 3rd will you say "oh it might not be real, just a careful photoshop from amazon"

>>169377569
wtf u talking about
>>
>>169377532
Same thing as cfw only games: Brazillian/Wii U USB Loader.
>>
>>169377569
bot?
>>
>>169377569
What does he mean by this?
>>
>>169377569
You fucked up, should have said 5 hours.
>>
Ok and the title.tik? XD where isssss? Upload pleaseeee!
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>>169377615
nope, i dont think there are any bots that can get by reCAPTCHA yet
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>>169377339
As long as you got it legally, it's fine. Check the guide; it tells you what DS games work.
>>
>>169377569
>Shipment in
>7am in Ottawa
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>>169377401
If they're digital, yes. If you dumped them from a disc you own, apparently not.
>>
>>169377596
Oh I have that ! Thanks I didn't think about that !
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>>169377615
Troll.
>>169377668
I'm pretty sure there are, but they're not free to use.
>>
If I do the whole CFW thing to play a pirated copy, will my original physical copy show the same save files once I pop it in?
>>
>>169377702
Depending on the place, shipments can come in early. I'm not sure about games though, to be honest. I know supermarkets tend to have shipments all day, from something like 5am onwards, depending on what products they are.
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>>169377615
>>169377621
>>169377628

Batshit insane mod on Wii U Iso.

It aint him. He does do this shit though.
>>
>>169377753
Long as its same region yeah,
from what i know
>>
>>169377753
No? Why would it? The save is on the card. You'd have to move the save around using JKSM.
>>
>>169377668
nice point you got there
>>
>>169377789
Misinformation. You have to transfer the save between the two versions. Saves are on the game card for physical games and on the system for digital games.
>>
Why are people still talking about Loadline on wiiuiso? Lol.
>>
If vendbro is legit this could be the most insane leak of all time
>>
>>169377831
Why are people still talking about Loadiine and WiiUISO, period...?
>>
>>169372725
VENDBRO ARE YOU STILL THERE
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>>169377830
game card?
what?
we are not 3ds hacks here.
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>>169377840
No way he's legit. It's 11pm his time now (if he really is in Australia). It's not happening. It never was.
>>
WHEN DOES VENDBRO FINISH WORK?
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>>169377840
he dead, hasn't said anything since like 5 hours ago
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>>169377902
maybe because loadiine is easy as fuck to use and the wiiu doesn't have many good games to play, so why do all this shit for maybe 5 games?
>>
>>169377939
We were just talking about 3DS games.

But okay, if we're talking about Wii U games: yes IF you install the game to the system or an external hard drive connected to your Wii U, but not if you use Loadiine.
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yhank god
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>>169377902
Otherwise it'll be the most insane not leak of all the time
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>>169378007
U DID IT!!
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Maybe something really happened to VendingMachineBro, I can imagine many things.
>>169378007
NEVERMING OAASIJGHFGSUIJHFGDSUIHUIHDSFJGANSJF<GASJBKNFGADSF<RAWSBJKHFGADESIJHFGADSJHFGDJNFGADSJN
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>>169378007
Fuuuuck.
>>
>>169377989
Brazilian is easy as fuck to use too, the Wii U has way more than 5 good games but that's your shitty opinion, and and Loadiine doesn't work well, especially with certain games. Plus you have to use workarounds for DLC and saves and such.

Fuck off.
>>
>>169378007
HOYLY SHITZ
ZARFGSZDBHSXZDFBV XDFRB XDHRGBXD
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>>169378007
HOLY SHIIIT
>>
>>169372725
at least this straya cunt is actually making effort to troll you fags unlike most of the other "leakers". shooping that box pic and going as far to hyde his stupid wii u underneath a vending machine in his school/workplace. its honestly impressive, i gotta give it up.

>>169372682
this.
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>>169378007
Do you have the .tik, my man?
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>>169378007
HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169377381
>>169377387
>>169377401

oh cool thanks, so when botw is out I will just fiddle a little bit with it and make it. Loadiine would be fine, but I don´t like it having constantly my pc turned on.

Just checked, yes it´s there. I hope I don´t need connection to Nintendo servers, because I blocked them.
>>
>>169377989
I had the same mindset as you do now yesterday but after trying the Brazillian method and only that I changed my mind.
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>>169378007
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378007
H O L Y
S H I T
>>
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sd2tik all done
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>>169378007
I'm fucking impressed. Leak or no leak. You are putting in some real entertainment now.
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>>169378007
Wow.
>>
Do i need an external hdd to install games on wii u with the brazillian method or can i use sd card/internal memory to use it, also how much space does botw take?
>>
>>169378109
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>169378072
OK, nvm, just saw this picture. hahahahaha
>>169378007
If this is a troll, then I'll REALLY have to give it up, you wily motherfucker.
>>
>>169378109
I WANNA HAVE A DAUGHTER YOU CAN MARRY, VENDINGMACHINEBRO, YOU'RE MY FUCKING HERO, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL MAKE A STATUE ONE DAY
>>
>>169378109
UPLOAD THAT SHIT NOW
>>
>>169378109
Well damn, i'm impressed.
>>
>>169378046
Loadiine came first. Meant you had to buy an SD card. Then Brazilian came along, meant you had to buy a USB flash drive or a USB to Sata cable. There's not much point upgrading when the Wii U's gonna shit out one more game.
>>
>>169378109
i will suck your dick if i ever meet you irl
>>
>>169378109
please upload the generated keys.txt file to wiiu.titlekeys.com as well if you can, or the tik both are fine.
>>
>>169378109
A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE!
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>>169378109
bro.
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>>169378109
LEAK IT BRO!!
>>
>>169378109
If this is a fake I have to admit it baited me.
>>
>>169378109
PLEASE GIVE US THE TIK PLS
>>
>>169378046
I know wiiu has more good games, I'm just saying that by the time all this shit came, people already bought some of the good games and just a few games were left, like zelda
>>
My heart is now pounding. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
>>
>>169378181
First ≠ best. People who aren't faggots already had that other shit ready to go anyway. You're just a stupid poorfag, is all.
>>
>>169378209
You are a literal god!
>>
>>169378109
Holy shit please upload that, this is amazing
>>
>>169377441
No one?
>>
IF THIS IS A RUSE I'M LITERALLY GOING TO END MY LIFE BECAUSE OF THE DISAPPOINTMENT
>>
>>169378007
H O L Y SH I I T ! ! ! !! !
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hope this is what you need.
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>>169378109
Then that's when vendingbro says
"What do I get if I share this?"
>>
>>169378278
THAT'S IT
>>
>>169378278
Yessss.
>>
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>>169378109
>mfw

But bro be safe, don´t get caught. Loosing your game just because of a stupid game.
>>
Do i need external hdd for brazillian method or is sd card enough?
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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!! AUSTRALIA BECOMES THE MOST HATED COUNTRY AND MOST LOVED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IN LESS THAN 3 DAYS

>>169378278
YEEEEEEEEEEES
>>
If this is a fake, I'd like to know how he did it after all is said and done. I'd say the shipment box picture was shooped. Surely with CFW on the Wii U, you could make a fake icon for a game, couldn't you?

>>169378278
This isn't going to have a happy ending, is it?
>>
What a fucking ride, I've been here since day one
I'm the first Updog guy
>>
>>169378278
Yes!!! Upload it bro!!
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378278
YES!
>>
>>169378278
THAT'S IT BRO
UPLOAD IT NOW
>>
>>169378239
I already have a HDD laying around, only thing I need is a USB to Sata, but why should I waste my time when I already have an SD?
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>>169378007
HOLY SHIT
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>>169378303
New Zealand here.

Australia is still our most hated country.
>>
>>169378278
What do I need to do with this
>>
>>169378278
INB4 MEGA MAN
>>
>>169378341
Gus where you at?
>>
>>169378332
Because it actually fucking works? Good luck playing Breath of the Wild off of an SD card.
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inb4 memerun tik
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>>169378007
oh shit

story behind him getting this?
>>
>>169378278
this has got to be a ruse
>>
inb4 it isn't real. It's not, stop getting baited, faggots.
>>
friendly reminder you do not need coldboot haxchi to install games
double reminder that you can install an 11gb game to your internal nand without bricking & without coldboot haxchi
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>>169378109
>>169378278
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>>169378332
I'm using a 16gb usb flash drive, no need for hdd
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>>169378360
System memory*
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>>169378384
he works at a store, hid his wii u under a vending machine, opened a box, put disc in, used gamepad to go to homebrew channel, dumped.
>>
>>169378384
>
Praise Kek, meme magic is real.
>>
>>169378413
link pls
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>>169378278
no fucking way
>>
so will I be able to install this with the Brazilian method on Mocha? I own Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon but unfortunately Haxchi doesn't support it.
>>
>>169378393
It is. He's Australian.

>>169378413
Friendly reminder that no one said you do but

>>169378423
You can't do that with Loadiine though? Brazilian method is installing it, moron.
>>
I can´t believe this.

Not even a little bit, this shit would be so fucking ridiculos hahaha
>>
>>169378007
HOLY SHIT
>>
I love you guys, i don't even know you but I love you, specially you, Vendor Guy, your story shall be told for threads ahead
>>
stop getting baited faggots
>>
>>169378475
Fuck, left auto-post on.

>>169378413
Coldboot Haxchi's chance of bricking is almost non-existent as long as you aren't a fucking dumbass and follow the instructions and warnings. Holy shit anon, stop fear-mongering.
>>
IS ANYONE PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME
>>
Never trust: Aussies, BRs, or Russians.

You will learn your lessons.
>>
>>169378487
It's my new hero. I want a poster in my room w/ the wii u under the vending machine
>>
>>169378506
He hasn't upped it yet.
>>
>>169378478
Even if it's fake, it's the best so far.
besides that
>>169378007
this pic is legendary
>>
>>169378425
lmao holy shit
>>
Fuck the Data Miner. The VendingMachineBro is our Real Hero lol.
>>
>>169378475
The arguement was about why people still use Loadiine, I said why, not about me using Loadiine for BOTW.
>>
>>169378496
This.
>>
I'm really glad I could be here for this. Even if it ends up being fake, I love you all.
>>
>>169378519
that´s right. Oh shit man this is so fucking good hahahahaha
>>
>>169378496
yer not me boss faggot
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ANY SECOND NOW RIGHT, I'LL POST PICS OF ME DECRYPTING SO YOU KNOW ITS REAL.
>>
somebody screencap the vending machine story for the hbo miniseries
>>
>>169378542
It's been a wild ride.
>>
>>169378278
I was about to sell my WII U but i'm holding it off until I CAN PLAY ZELDA PLEASE UPLOAD IT
>>
>>169378501
didn't mean to sound like a fearmonger, I was noting that you can install games to the internal memory without it.
>>
>>169378007
>donkey kong 64
fuck yeah
>>
>>169378527
You said there's no point in "upgrading" for one more game (even though you don't have to upgrade anything), and I pointed out that Loadiine isn't going to handle that "one more game" well.
>>
Venderbro upload it plsssss !!!!
>>
>>169378556
Very well then, sorry for going off at you.
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>>
AUSTRALIA MIGHT ACTUALLY REDEEM ITSELF
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>>169378602
All good my dude.


>>169378461
?
>>
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>>169369360
Post pigeon toed anime girls
>>
FUCK ME I MISSED IT
>>
>>169378548
he hasn't even uploaded it
>>
>>169378606
Then go...? It doesn't take you five hours to use the bathroom.

>>169378615
They're convicts. They can't be redeemed.

>>169378618
But anon, you've done a poor job of this for the past few days. Post lolis.
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>>169378654
he hasn't said he has yet. he might be waiting to get home to do it?
>>
>>169378552
this ride won´t me over my friend.

>>169378615
if this is another fake, I think WW3 will be every country against Australia
>>
>>169376674
>all those ports
>getting the wii u version
Anon.. I'm so sorry.
>>
I rly doubt the game will give me more emotion than this thread is giving me now
>>
feet to celebrate, anyone?
>>
>>169378684
He said it was on a microsd card so he could upload it from his phone.
>>
Last leaker is eur or usa version?
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>>169378661
I'm sorry,still post pigeon toed anime girls,
>>
>>169378684
he can screencap his folder and post to 4chan, i'm sure uploading 800 bytes to google drive and copy paste the link on 4chan isn't that difficult for him
>>
>>169378684
>he might be waiting to get home to do it?
>almost midnight in Australia
Sure, and I'm Santa Claus. It's fake.

>>169378710
If you mean the Australian, it'd be EUR, the same as the dumped version of the game.
>>
>>169378695
The game is on mm level of story.
>>
>>169378686
I'm up for WW3 in that case
>>
>>169378736
Agreed. It's a ruse. Dunno why people ever believed an Australian of all people.
>>
>>169378708
Yes
>>
>>169378736
>>169378709
true, we also don't know if he's still on the clock. He might be working at a 24hr super market for all we know and those are basically never be on your phone while on shift if on store floor.
>>
>>169378684
You all actually believe he will come through.....
>>
boys i feel like we got rused
>>
Its possible change que incon and the name from a game? If its not possible maybe this guy is legit
>>
Guys one last time, all together

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378818
dont say that anon, keep the hope alive
>>
>>169378834
It's possible.
>>
>>169378278
HOLY SHIT

>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378816
after seeing the file on his phone ... yeah kinda
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378278
H O L Y S H I T
>>
>>169378278

Hey man. Can you upload that file? The text there is the title id, not the title key.
>>
>>169378818
I wonder too....
>>
>>169378834
pollaboba was my hero, hopefully he comes back and sees the .tik from VendorBro
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
can someone explain once we get the tik how can we use it to decrypt the game files?
>>
>>169378845
HEILIGE SCHEIßE
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378278
WTF UPLOAD IT
>>
>>169378845
>>169378870
HOLY SHIT!
>>
>>169378845

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378834
it's a lot of work but possible, more work than actually getting the tik like he's supposedly doing
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
even if its a ruse maybe the .tik is all the fun we had waiting
>>
>>169378904
HEILIGE SCHIJT
>>
This ruse is going to pay off so well
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378865
Fuck...anyway...i crossed my fingers
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378278
Upload it my hero
>>
>>169378845

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169378845
H O L Y E E
S H I T
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT DESU
>>
>>169378871
>Getting rused by a fake file.

Pathetic
>>
should i update my wii u to latest version before doing brazilian
>>
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I think we should celebrate by posting pigeon toed anime characters
also my feitsh is not weird.
>>
>>169378965
If its a ruse I want it to be remembered like HOLY SHIT will forever be
>>
The pic he posted was of a game in the top left. You can't move the top left icon on the Wii U app screen, so maybe it is real?
>>
Maybe the true .tik was the fun we had watching the vendingbro.
>>
>>169378931
the tik was the friends we made along the way
>>
is it over guys
>>
>>169379024
no, its just begun
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
Idc if it's a ruse, the vending photo was great
>>
it's over, australia continues to fuck everything up
>>
>>169378007

Holy shit what

Not even ironic holy shit
>>
You faggots, if there is a tik, dont play it in sysnand, nintendo can track it and then your account will get banned, use loadiine !!
>>
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lets all get vendingbro a better phone when he delivers
>>
>>169379006
This is actually true, either way the man has the game, whether or not the tik will be uploaded is another thing entirely
>>
>>169379006
Holy shit good point Anon, he must at least have the disc then
>>
>>169379006
That is what I thought too
>>
maybe he just got caught up with work mates and putting the game back.

this could still be legit, boys.
>>
>>169378278
who the fuck has a phone of 240x247 resolution
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEo6brCB1oA

Decryption livestream
>>
>>169379006
Or photoshopped. It's not real.

>>169379065
No they can't, retard. They can't see your game log. They'll only ban you if you play a modified game or a game with cheats online. Moron.
>>
848 byte take a while to upload
>>
>>169379065
Why would our Wii U be online?
>>
upload the damn tik vendingbro
>>
>>169379065
Not if I'm offline you retard.
>>
>>169379065
Who cares if you get banned, this is the literal last game to ever come out on Wii U anyway

EXCEPT FOR CARS 3 BABY
>>
>>169379086
you could still change the icon of an existing disc, i'm sure. idk how to do that shit, but its possible
>>
>>169378007
Great DK64 btw
>>
>>169379006
>>169379087
Excuse me? I have my disc icon on page 2
>>
>>169379105
to delete exif's.
>>
>>169379065
no they won't
>>
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I just woke up. Where is vendingman?
>>
>>169379105
I assume he modified it because it has no exif data embedded into it, so he probably shrunk it too.
>>
>>169379108
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169379134
What is a tripcode? Fag.
>>
>>169379119
As far as I know, it takes 5 hours.
>>
>>169379143
yep i've got my wii u right in front of me and i'm able to move the disc icon anywhere i want.
>>
>>169379160
dick teasing us with the tik.
>>
>>169379128
Oh fuck me, I can't wait for Cars 3. GOTY right there.

>>169379160
>eyepatch
You're kill me anon. I need two eyes on my lolis.
>>
>>169379160
Got arrested
>>
>>169378278
the time and shit is all accurate, i think this is real

the only shady thing is the resolution of this screenshot
>>
>>169378278
>outputEZUnEXIF
4chan removes EXIF automatically nowadays
>>
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>>169379160
he's coming soon
>>
>>169379171
This site has stripped exif data for some time now, it used to be used for amusement.
One of moots last executive orders.
>>
>>169379006
what the fuck you talk , you can move all icons, do you even have a wiiu u faggot
>>
>>169379160
So fucking cute...
>>
its uploading.
>>
>>169379260
YEAAAAASHSHAHHSHHAH
>>
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>>169379209
I am not kill you. Mirai had 2 eyes, dunno why the eyepatch.
>>
>>169379220
>>169379234
Yes but some people (myself included) remove their own exif data just in case anyway. And to be fair, not everyone knows that.
>>
>>169379260
Dont lie to me mang
>>
I start to touching myself
>>
>>169379260
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169379260
its a 800kb file, it could be done uploading faster than you typed out that post
>>
>>169379260
AHHHHHH
>>
>>169379260
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>169379260
FHASJKFHASKFJHAFKJh
>>
>>169379260
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
When leak
>>
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If fake. I didn't know you could move the disc icon. So, I learnt something today at the very least.
>>
>>169379260

it's like 1kb anon how bad is your connection that you can send messages here but not upload the ticket
>>
>>169379260
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169379260
>848 bytes
ayy
>>
>>169379260
I love you
>>
>>169379260
My dick is so ready
>>
>>169379268
I just don't like eyepatches. ;-;
>>
>>169379260
My heart is racing
>>
i'm dying
>>
>>169379260
guy you're giving us all fucking heart attacks. this is going to be huge if true.

please don't be a ruse. for once, please don't be a ruse.
also hopefully our files are the full game and work with this tik!
>>
>>169379260
taking bets
is it:
A) completely fake
B) a tik for a meme game like sonic boom
>>
I'm ready for disappointment
>>
>>169379268
Also, I see other anons kept uploading Senrans while I was away. Great!

>>169379260
Be real, please
>>
does it matter if i am on 5.5.0 or 5.5.1 for brazilian
>>
>>169379292
This. I'll eat my metaphorical hat if it's real because it's not fucking real.
>>
Ruse of the century
>>
>you can actually have the sd card out and still access Haxchi
huh
>>
there you go.

http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=44537607599300348565
>>
>>169379274
I miss those days, you'd even get the odd slut cropping themselves out and you could find their face still in the thumbnail not to mention their address from the gps data.
Public ignorance is no fun when such safeguards are in place.
>>
>>169379315
he's australian
>>
>>169379260
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE LYING YOU FUCKING STRAYA CUNT I'M GONNA be slightly mad then forget about this after an hour or two.
>>
the fact that he said a sub 1kb file is fucking UPLOADING completely shows his hands you faggots lmao
>>
>>169379364
Nope
>>
>>169379260
>tik for dolphin porn
>>
>>169379376
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>169379350
Probably the former, but the latter would at least be amusing. Sonic Boom would be better than another fucking Mega Man ruse because at least it'd be original.
>>
>>169379376
HOLYSHIET
>>
>>169379260
GIVE ME THE T I C C
>>
Other people can see what you play , you idiot , i hope your account get banned bitch
>>
>>169379376
>http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=44537607599300348565
10/10 ruse
>>
>>169379376
>http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=44537607599300348565
YO!>!?!?!?!
>>
>>169379350
can't wait for mega man

>>169379376
>wrong filesize
>>
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>>169379376
good one
>>
>>169379376
how the fuck does this site work
>>
>it's not even a ticket file
hahahaha
>>
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>>169378278
>he's not going to post it because he never even had the game
>not even mad because I saw this coming from a thousand miles away

>takes 20 minutes to upload a 1kb file
>meanwhile uploads several pictures
>takes pics of his wiiu poking out from under the machine risking getting found out for no fucking reason

You fuckers really are retarded to fall for this shit?

I mean under a vending machine? That's comical, not believable.
>>
>>169379376
COME ON
>>
>>169379376

>622 bytes

Well, good night gentlemen. We got rused.
>>
>>169379376
HOLY SHIT
>>
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HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169379376
Ruse
>>
>>169379376
FUCKING STRAYA
>>
CF C3 D5 2B DA 41 F4 61 14 7F 3E 66 48 4D 77 5D
>>
>>169379456
This.
>>
IT'S FAKE
>>
>>169379376
I hope a jew comes and rapes your little sister
>>
we got rused :(
>>
>>169379376
What did I just downloaded aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>169379376
My ticket reader says it's malformed. Good job, ruseman.

Now fuck off.
>>
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, never trust Australians again.
>>
>>169379376
I knew it was fake from the get-go, but how did you do it anon? Know that the ruse cruise is over, I'm genuinely curious. A+ for effort
>>
>>169379376

Incredible. How did you fake the picture?
>>
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>>169379376
woah I totally didn't see that one coming
>>
Mada facka
>>
PNG of flag
>>
>Number of downloads: 202

number of IPs he received
>>
did we all just get memed
>>
>>169379376
this. is not a ticket. VendingMachineBro.
>>
>>169379558
aus flag from pol
>>
I laughed, then I got sad
not because of the fake .tik
but the story of Vending Guy
>>
Hope we all learned an important lesson today. Never, under any circumstances, trust an Australian.
>>
how do you check the .tik?
>>
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>>169379376
But what was the ruse?
>>
>>169379589
So? Dynamic IPs and firewalls make it pointless to farm IPs, and he doesn't own TinyUpload anyway.
>>
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its a png file of a tiny AUS flag lmao

time to keep the feet posting...
>>
>>169379598
nuke em
>>
>>169379612
But then it got funny again
>>
>>169379376
>think this is a dumb ruse
>rename .tik to .png
>start laughing on my arse
>>
>>169379614
By looking at the thread and knowing it was fake.
>>
I knew it was fake but I wanted to trust him
>>
>>169379631
>PNG
Rename it to png?
Maybe there's more to this
>>
Vending bro has done Australia proud
>>
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>>169379376
>It's the PNG of the Australia flag icon on /pol/ renamed to 00050000101C9500.tik
>>
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so we confirmed that aussies are sub-humans and should be all gassed right?
captcha:Dolete service
>>
CHANGE TIK TO .PNG
FUCK AUS PEOPLE
>>
Guys, you fucking morons, HE HAS THE REAL TICKET, THE PHONE SHOWED THE REAL FILESIZE
>>
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>>169379639
i'll help with that
>>
>>169379664
It's literally what >>169379639 said. It's a ruse.
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT

tik or didn't happen
>>
haha you got your reactions vendingbro

you can upload the real tik now...
>>
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no one will ever post pigeon toed anime girls ;_;
>>
>>169379687
you're being a little bit delusional there friend
>>
>>169379631
its this >>169379446
>>
>entire thread got trolled by aussies three times in a row

How will /zlg/ ever recover
>>
>>169379687
this is sad. you're fuckin sad
>>
>>169379687
Probably just another ticket renamed and stuck on his phone
>>
enough of feet, post armpits
>>
>>169378845
h
>>
But still, this doesn't explain the rest of the ruse. How did he:
1) Get a pic of the game case
2) Get the icon
!!VsTlv/wa+km if you read this, I want answers, good ruse anyway, had a good laugh dude
>>
>>169379723
stop being autistic
>>
>>169379687
let it go bro
>>
>>169379376
works for me :)
>>
>>169379687
And he's demonstrated that he's a bloody wankstain. Your point?
>>
>>169379687
>implying that wasn't faked
Anon, are you a fucking idiot?
>>
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>>169379639
Can confirm.
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THIS FUCK DOES HAVE REAL TIK THO. LOOK AT THE FILESIZE!
>>
>>169378007
HOLY SHIT - MORE IMPORTANTLY WHERE'S THE TIK
>>
>>169379576
fuck you James
>>
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
WE PRANKED YOU YANKS AND YOU GOT TOLD
YOUR ARMY'S GLORY'S MIGHTY OLD
SOUND OFF
BAZZA
SOUND OFF
DAMO
SOUND OFF
FUCK YA
>>
>>169379753
You're a dense motherfucker, aren't you?
>>
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>>169379751
no
>>
>>169379782
All part of the plan
>>
>>169378278

HE HAS THE REAL .TIK

848B

THE PNG IS 1B
>>
>>169379782
so hard to obtain a 848kb file and rename it
>>
>>169379732
i think you forget how 50% of the thread was saying to never trust aussies

>>169379782
getting an 848b file and renaming it to that is LITERALLY impossible
>>
>>169379732
New Zealand was never fooled. We knew convicts couldn't be trusted.
>>
When can we expect the files?
What do I need to do with the tik anyway?
Do I just put them in the folder and install the game?
>>
>>169379814

These precure feet are top tier. Makes me want to watch it.
>>
>>169379813
Yes, explain please
>>
I still trust that Vending Machine Bro will pull through, quote me on that.
>>
>>169379376
include me in the screencap
>>
...and so WW3 has begun
>>
>>169379861
fuck off
>>
>>169379892
So do I.
>>
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maybe he will post the tik if we post more anime gurls
>>
Is it worth it to become a legend, or to have the ultimate bant, ask yourself this Aussie bro.
>>
>>169379902
Thanks for the nice answer
>>
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>>169379754
>>
>>169379883
Photoshop (or alternatively, simple homebrew) and placeholder cases. It's fucking simple.
>>
>>169379815
>>169379851
>>169379856
Then how the fuck has he made that Zelda icon? Aren't all australians too dumb to make ruse app for wiiu?
>>
>>169379856
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=848+bit+file
>>
>>169379938
kill yourself
>>
fucking lol
>>
Good play, Straya cunt. A+ for effort. My biggest gripe is you should've waited a few more hours until prime time, when more Americans were awake to pull the ruse cruise. But other than that, good shit.
>>
>>169379134
You left your trip on. Ruse rumbled. Thank me later 4chan.
>>
>>169379951
The icon is up on idbe. Learn to fucking eShop infra, you goddamn newfag.
>>
>>169379921
or you give your ass to this guy
>>
>>169379921
he only answers to the best anime feet
>>
I still believe in VendingMachineGuy, he's just fucking with us for a bit
>>
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oh shit bad news guys :(
>>
>>169379883
>print case
>take extremely low quality photo of 1% of the case
>already has haxchi installed so probably knows how to edit game icons
>make icon
>rip a different game's tik

It's very simple to be honest
>>
>>169379950
I'm not buying it, I seriously can't see anyone going through this much trouble just for bantz

Especially when it took so long, he could've done this entire ruse in less than a hour
>>
>>169379971
That's not a trip, you dumbass. Someone just copied his trip and used it as nickname
>>
What the fuck is this quota shit on Mega?
>>
>>169379968
Its been a wild ride. I laughed, I cried, A true experience.
>>
i knew it would be a ruse... but it still hurts.
>>
12 AM AUS TIME TICK UPLOAD? HYPE
>>
>>169380036
use Jdownloader my man
>>
>>169380036
use megadownloader
>>
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=44537607599300348565
>>
good thing we didn't get the tik, maybe i can finish berseria before it arrives
>>
MEGADOWNLOADER DOESN'T WORK FOR ME
>>
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I still believe in him. He just has to go home and upload it right? Cuz he can't from the phone. Right.
>>
>>169380006
was this before or after he tried to kill his gf
>>
>>169380052
No, it was a ruse
>>
>>169379861
Can I get a normal answer please?
>>
>>169380092
It's over anon
>>
>>169380073
>refreshing this page and watching the downloads continue to go up
>>
>>169380016
see >>169380015
You should buy it. Plenty of people have wasted tons of time on ruses just for kicks. It's not unbelievable that he had a lot of free time and wanted to troll people.
>>
>>169379861
yes
>>
>>169380006
Nice fake.
>>
A true shame it is 2017. We should've gotten Rick Astley instead of an aussie flag.
>>
>>169380128
literally thousands of people asking this every thread
>>
>>169380073
nah, senpai
>>
>>169380128
1. Never, this is all just ruses.
2. I don't even have a Wii U, I only know how to operate a 3DS. I hear there's things like uTikHelper or something, though.
3. No.
>>
>>169379861
>>169380128
1. grab game
2. grab tik
3. put tik in game's folder
4. copy to sd:\Install\GAME NAME
5. install to wii u
>>
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Someone is going to die tonight
>>
>>169380128
the tik allows us to decypt the archive we have
and install it to our systems

we dont have the tik we dont have the game
>>
>>169379861
>When can we expect the files?
Wednesday at the earlier
>What do I need to do with the tik anyway?
>Do I just put them in the folder and install the game?
Yes.
>>
>>169379134
>>
So...Australian flag is the new Rick Astley?
>>
>>169380213
No, because Rick Astley is actually good.
>>
>>169380190
>copy to sd:\Install\GAME NAME
I thought you just put the games files directly in the install folder?
>>
>>169380190

and the name of the file should be "title.tik", just in case it's something else
>>
>>169380238
use WUPInstaller GX2
>>
>>169380238
doesn't fucking matter
>>
>>169380238
Whatever floats your boat, if one doesn't work try the other
>>
>>169380269
lol
>>
hoo boy! never trust a troll.

out now at wii u iso. googledrive fresh!
>>
>>169380192
dear lord I hope it's me
>>
>>169380190
Thanks
>>
>>169378845
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169380031
Stay mad mate
>>
Ausbro, the ruse is over. Please give us a play-by-play of your methods. I wanna hear the story, dude!
>>
>People are saying that no one would put time in making a ruse
>This exists
https://youtu.be/IaoB7lnOiXM
>>
and now venbro should give us the real leak because he trolled us so fucking much.

if not, well let´s wait for WW3
>>
lol even people from WiiUiso were following this thread
>>
>>169380336
This is exactly what I was thinking of, yeah. That and the NX bullshit that went on for a while. There are plenty more, too.
>>
>>169380369
So I saw. WiiUiso people are cancer.
>>
Next stop on the ruise cruise, sadness and loneliness
>>
Idk but this is the most elaborated fake leak i've ever seen
>>
>>169380423
did you even saw the fake leak about the switch? The dude literally 3D printed that.
>>
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To be honest this is the best ruse we could get, now people can move on and realize there will never be a leak, and just wait properly like normal human beings. This is liberation, australia doomed us and saved us at the same time.
>>
>>169380423
exactly, you don't know
>>
>>169380398
dont hate on us. will ban u!
>>
POST THE REAL TICKET NOW
>>
>>169380417
>ruise
uw0tm8
>>
>>169379260
SACREBLEU!
>>
>>169380423
you're new to the internet aren't you
>>
>>169380398
yes full with leechers that fuck morons
>>
>>169380423
see >>169380336 and >>169380376
>>
Guys

There are no Wii U zeldas out in the wild. Why do you expect anyone to leak it? It hasn't shipped yet. Reviewers were never given copies of it, only the switch version, precisely for this reason
>>
He doesnt have it!. He never had it! He trolled all of u LOL.....and me. FAGGOTS!
>>
>>169379376
Norway here. I told you guys to never trust Aussies. The blood of criminals flows through their veins. Now get fucked, faggot.
ee fe ad a0 c3 2f cd 4c 49 32 a7 cf ab 89 c9 65
>>
>>169380470
kek, so your'e the real deal? That underage retard mod from that site? Ban me all you want, but you'll have a hard time banning me from a website where I don't have an account nor do I have any interest in, because the entire website is shit.
>>
>>169380542

Fake
>>
>>169380542
HOLY SHIT!
>>
>>169380542
>never trust Aussies
>The blood of criminals flows through their veins
New Zealand here again; can confirm.
>>
Forget it guys, probably in monday
>>
>>169379376
fucking kek
>>
>>169380561
*you're

Fuck me, I need sleep.
>>
>>169380561
I will fight u on wii u iso. nobody messessees wiv me & dragon! no hot fresh googledrive 4 u h8r!
>>
>>169380591
yet everyone in here is going to continue watching the thread, shitposting, and getting rused constantly until monday and beyond
>>
>>169380629
*you're'st've'd
>>
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>>169379723
Just for you.
>>
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>>
I want asset leakerbro back, at least he wasn't a massive faggot, he shared some cool stuff.
>>
>>169380651
Literal autism.
>>169380662
What...?
>>
>>169380690
Why the fuck would I buy a game
>>
>>169380713
>assets not ripped from the game
>wanting more not-actual-rips
>>
>>169380681
ILY
>>
>>169380739
So that the studio can afford to make more games for your filthy poorfag ass to play? Pirating is one thing, but ONLY pirating and NEVER buying is just pathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself, poorfag anon.
>>
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7M0dB1BxeKHNG83U0NHaWFuZ00
>>
>>169380724
I'll ejoy my fresh hot google drive breath of the wid! see you on wii u iso! search ottawa gamerz for the legit isos that are fresh and hot
>>
>>169380690
i bought it already .. just waiting for it to come .. a few days delayed =(
>>
>>169380791
Nah I'm good
>>
So, what's the arm that starts hurting before a heart attack?
>>
>>169380792
HOLY SHIT
>>
http://workupload.com/file/JqSQC79
>>
>>169380792

fake
>>
WTF
>>
So here it is, the entire vendorbro saga

>>169356181
>>169362067
>>169372725
>>169378007
>>169378109
>>169378278
>>169379260
>>169379376

Lest we ever trust an australian again.
>>
>>169380792
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
>>
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>>169380787
>>
>>169380874
prove it
>>
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>>169380542
>>169380792
>>
>>169380847
One of the legs, but I forget which
>>
>>169380795
No one cares, fuck off.
>>
>>169380942
bad language makes a heart sad!
>>
>>169380925
Everything hurts so i think i'm fucked.
>>
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Are you people retarded? Brain dead? Why would you EVER believe an Australian, EVER?
>>
>>169380871
The Legend of Zelda VC EUR

It's not hard to make original tiks, I don't know why you fags only grab them from the titlekeys site.
>>
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>>169380915
You are my hero
>>
>>169380917
Not him but I'm testing every single key posted here, the minute I get something you'll know

>>169380871
The Legend of Zelda, EUR, eShop/Application

You're a funny man
>>
>>169380919
could you send your keyck.cmd please ? thanx
>>
>>169381047
This is nice, sauce?
>>
>>
>>169381074
In filename
>>
>>169380896
>HOLY SHIT

No seriously.
Look at the first letter of each of these posts.

Fucking Australians.
>>
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>>169381074
>>
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Request me any gaem on wii u iso!
>>
>>169381060
Its on the OP

>>169381074
Filename, retard
>>
>>169381056
thanks
>>
>>169381074
sakura trick
haruka takayama
Post pigeon toed anime girls
>>
>>169381129
>No one saw this sooner
>>
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>>169381129
no fucking way
>>
It's fake, just an Australian flag.
>>
>>169381129
kek
>>
>>169381129
Oh my god....
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS!!!!!!
>>
brb kms
>>
>>169381129
lmao, this troll has LAYERS. bravo strayacunt
>>
>>169381129

I might aswell kill myself bye
>>
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>>169381129
>>
>>169381172
HOLY SHIT
>>
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>>169381129
>>
>>169381172
Thanks Slowpoke
>>
>>169381129

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAAAAAY WITH THIS. HE KEEP GETTING WTH IT!
>>
>>169381116
nice ear

>>169381129
i'm going to sleep
>>
>>169381129
>>169380896
I'm not even mad anymore. This is borderline art.
>>
>>169381129
>Just got in from work
>I missed this develop in real time
Kind of glad. I'd be heartbroken.
>>
>>169381136
Zelda Breath of the Wild
>>
us right now
>>
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Another leaked costume for Linkm seems it drops in savannah areas
>>
>>169381309
uploading now. hot and fresh!
>>
Archive this shit, treasure it.
>>
>>169381129

Alright, that's my cue to sleep. Let's hope I don't wake up this time.
>>
If no BotW leak today I'll search him and explode using a bomb
>>
>>169381379
How else are you supposed to explode
>>
http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=06777282408413327135

Just got this off of a forum. I have no idea if it's legit and I have no clue how to check.

Semi-related: Can someone point me into the direction of a tool that does the decryption?
>>
>>169381129
>>
>>169381129
This is art
>>
>>169381423

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169381423
>ITS REAL
>ITS REAL
>ITS REAL
>ITS REAL
>ITS REAL
>ITS FUCKIN REAL
>>
Hello guys!

Spideyasd123 posted a topic in Introductions, Farewells & Vacations

Hi, I'm a Brazilian guy that loves videogames. I came in seeking Zelda Breath of the Wild news and downloads! hehehe Hope to find some soon!
>>
>>169381423
fake as fucj
>>
>>169381423
YLOH TIHS
>>
>>169381423
Content Count:130
Encrypted Title KEY:
C2AD4CF278E7AFD8E22B4083A777FB6F
Title ID:
00050000101C95000000000000000000
Decrypted Title KEY:
B5C6FE3E3AC02A34519056A978800159
FSTInfo Entries:190667145

fake
>>
HOY SHT
>>
>>169381527
What tool are you guys using for this?
>>
>>169381509
Holy shit. If you read this post backwards, it spells out "holy shit"
>>
>>169381527
how do you check keys like that?
>>
>>169381129
breddy gud, sorry you had to point it out yourself
>>
>>169381563
>>169381574
Check OP
>>
SHIT HOLY
>>
>>169381564
it actually spells SHIT HOLY
>>
SACRED EXCREMENT
>>
>>169381617
Holy shit. You're right
>>
>>169381605
ah, ok
>>
https://pastebin.com/J0dePLmy
It's hidden in here
>>
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I made this for you all, he played us from the start.
>>
Here's a hint. The key contains some numbers but also some letters.

Hope that's enough for you guys!
>>
>>169381850
HOLY SHIT THIS IS IT GUYS, HE'S NOT LYING I'M SURE
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>>169381850
epic ruse m8
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>>169381785
what the fuck even is this
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If 100 of you guys are sucking my dick in real life I'll leak the real ticket
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>>169381850
Here's another clue:

You need an SD card and a Wiiu.
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>>169381927
>!!
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Since this degenerated into shitposting I might as well ask - how do you decrypt a game for usage with CEMU using a .tik file?
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>>169381927
>Australians dont have dicks, another ruse.
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>>169381927
He's back....
fuck you
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Can you install a game from a usb drive or do i need a bigger sd card?
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>>169381927
don't ruin your epic troll with stupid shit like this...
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>>169381804
Thought there was something off about those typos, wish I'd checked them sooner and avoided the rusing.
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>>169381995

>CEMU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>169382031
That's not even a trip
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>>169381927
You won bro. Stop attentionfagging.
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>>169381995
>He thinks the game is going to work on CEMU on release
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>>169382065
you're right, nvm then!
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>>169382014
>>169382031
>>169382090
you have to go back
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>>169382031
>>169382090
>>169382014

>Being this new that you don't understand how a trip works.

Literally kill yourselves. Make a group effort.
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>>169382090
>About • Feedback • Legal • Contact
I'm not attention fagging I just want that someone sucks my dick and the reward is real BotW ticket
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>>169382135
I meant in general, not specifically BOTW
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>>169382014
>>169382031
how to know fags from neogaf gbatemp and wiiuiso are here
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>>169382167
you're not even the real vend bro fuck off.
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>>169382151
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>>169382167
go away you idiot
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>>169382167
Stop. You leak the key and become a hero, or at least stop crushing people's hope away.
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>>169382287
Get out.
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>>169382029
anyone?
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Okay I'll do you wont get the ticket now. It's your fault. I wanted to upload the full game + ticket (I'm doing this the whole time) and I "leaked" a fake ticket first. But you guys don't want it so Bye!
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>>169382167
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>>169382339
SD is needed to get it installed onto HDD.
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Is not the ruse that we need, but the one that we deserve
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>>169381995
ignore the retards
use something like cdecrypt, nusgrabber, whatever. after its done decrypting just run the .rpx file in the "code" folder with Cemu. you don't even need to add the key to keys.txt
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>>169382339
you can't not with this method (for now) get a bigger SD ebay is pretty cheap for em but always get branded stuff like sandisk or samsung.
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>>169382394
thank you, guess i need to go and buy a new one then
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>>169382368
>kewl
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>>169382339
Yes you can install on external usb device using wup installer mod y
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>>169382368
You dont have the ticket anyway, so grow up.
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>>169382426
give me 5 hours
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>>169382426
what's the point in paying you to give us the game while we can just pay nintendo and just wait a little longer
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So we uploaded a fake file and now he wants us to beg for the "real thing" GTFO!
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>>169382426
L M A O
>>169382461
I don't mean on a usb drive, i mean from an usb drive, as i only have a 4gb sd card
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>>169382426
hiroshimoot really does not like people try to profit off 4chan
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>>169382453
wtf are there two of them
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Here your ticket. Have a nice day.

From Pelé.
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where did all these newfags come from
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>>169382426
making money off of 4chan is against the rules
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>>169382368
I want it. Just don't want your bullshit that comes with it.
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>>169380974
Hearts don't have feelings, faggot.
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>>169382569
gbatemp
wiiuiso
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>>169382509
installing only works from SD cards so yes you have to get a bigger sd card.
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>>169382632
you think 16gb is enough for botw
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Please leak it !!VsTlv/wa+km I would pay you 1000€ for it
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>>169382601
>>169382598
>>169382534
>>169382287
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>>169382368
Do people not notice this guy is using the trip as a username or am I being double rused
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>>169382613
Sad troll. My heart has feelings for my hot and fresh isos! get them now!
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>>169382630
don't forget reddit
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>>169381047
Thanks anon. I've been meaning to watch Sakura Trick since it started airing. I should get around to it sometime soon.
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>>169379376
Wtf I hate 'straya now
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>>169382550
wrong ticket
this is the real shit
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>>169382569
plebbit
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>>169382653
I have a 16 GB one for BotW, it's a 11 GB install + 3 GB for an update. Should be fine if you dont have anything besides hacking tools on the SD card.
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>>169382679
your not been double rused its just idiots that dont understand tipcodes
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>>169382653
botw is like 11gb so yeah 16gb is enough
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>>169382735
Cool, thanks for the answer
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>>169382690
The sad part is that I don't even think you're trolling; I think you're legitimately this retarded.
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>>169382657
why?
just wait till March 3rd, when they release the eshop ver of BoTW buy it rtaher than paying 1k before release dump tik become legend.
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>>169382715
Não....
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>>169382735
how does installing the update work?
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>>169382630
To be fair, some of us have been on 4chan and GBAtemp for a long time and aren't newfags... but most people from GBAtemp are newfags here, and vice versa.
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>>169382818
Just jealus of my hot and fresh isos.

Will ban u on wii u iso and boy howdy you wil be sory!
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>>169382834
Don't even gotta buy it, someone else who bought it will jump dump it on release day on any hacking website.
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>>169382704
I will always remember you,May is best poke girl
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>>169382836
sua mãe é uma puta
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how to make an account on here? dont want to be part of anonymous lol
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If any faggots here want to contribute to my broke ass, I could pick up a copy here in New Zealand at midnight release and dump the ticket for you all so you can play it before pretty much anyone else.
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>>169382874
If you use the USB method, it'll install onto your Wii U from the USB. From there, just running the game automatically should install updates too.
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>>169382954
I'll wait. Thanks.
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>>169382962
does it download the update?
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>>169382954
New Zealand is the new AUS
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>>169382954
would you do that for us?
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>>169382962
what's the usb method ?
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>>169382914
Go fuck off back to reddit you fucking retarded piece of shit.
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>>169382954
Basically a third world Australian, fuck off.
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>>169382954
yeah, man there is a lot of broken trust around here so i dont think that will happen

>>169383025
there isnt
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>>169382998
Yes, USB method installs it into your Wii U as an actual game using the tik. So yes it will. If you use Loadiine method instead, you need to download the update manually.
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>>169383057
wait, what is the usb method, i was going to use brazilian method?
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>>169383085
Same fucking thing.
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>>169382906
She's fine but I prefer based Hikari and Lillie. Thanks though.
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>trusting Australians
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>>169383057
>USB method installs it into your Wii U as an actual game using the tik

THERE IS NO USB METHOD
STOP TROLLING

You can install to a USB plugged into your WIIU or System Memory FROM SD

THERE IS NO USB METHOD
STOP TROLLING

>>169383085
>>169383057
>>169383101
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>>169383025
USB method is known as the 'Brazilian method'. It involves just installing a game onto your Wii U using a homebrew app with a USB HDD, from your SD card.
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>>169383032
you don't have to try this hard to fit in
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>>169383140
>Brazilian USB Loader
>is Brazilian USB method
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>>169383001
I would. It's very little effort and my Wii U is already hacked. It'd just be kind of a pain to go to the midnight launch but if I was given the money to do it by other people, then I'd do it. I want it as much as the rest of you.

>>169383045
Not an Australian, suck my dick. I'm not asking for charity. I'm just saying the option is there.

>>169383048
I agree, but the option is there if people want it. I'm not promising to leak it early or anything, but just get a copy at the midnight release since we'll technically be the first country in the world to get the game, and the eShop doesn't update until 4am NZ time on a Friday, so four hours after release.
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>>169383189
Hey, it's a USB method, or the only one we have right now anyways.
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>>169383123
May's legs is the reason,lillie is really cute tho
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>>169383260
calling it usb method is misleading please dont be that guy
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>>169383210
No one is going to pay you for shit that plenty of other non cocksuckers will do for free eventually.
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>>169383282
Fair enough, anon. FAIR. ENOUGH. I've run out of pigeon-toed girls, unfortunately.
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>>169383292
So do we all just stick to 'Brazilian method' then?
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>>169369442
HOLY SHIT
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it's probably a sight for these pranksters to see a bunch of weebs this desperate for a 800kb file
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>>169383339
Speak for yourself. All I'm saying is that I'm poor so I may or may not be able to actually afford the game on release day, but if people helped me pay for it, I'd dump it ASAP, and since everyone here is so autistic that even getting it an hour or two earlier would be a big deal, I thought I may as well make the offer.

If you don't like it, ignore it. It's that simple, you stupid faggot.
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If I have very close connections to someone who is a manager at wallyworld, how would I go about obtaining a copy? Of course this is burgerland so gotta dump the whole game.
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>>169383389
Yes. "USB method" implies that there's an actual USB-loading method, which there isn't. Nor can you install FROM USB right now.
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>>169383359
It's ok anon,ILY for everything you have done,now let's hope zelda gets leaked
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>>169383419
*800b, not kb
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>>169383690
Thanks anon, ILY too. Too bad I have no lolis in my life.
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>>169383419
>>169383715
*848b file
and you only need 16 of those anyway
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glad the strayacunt has deflated everyone to the point of expectations going back down to normal. we all know its not going to leak this weak, probably tuesday at the earliest. might as well wait and ease the shitposting.
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How difficult would it be to walk into a walmart and steal a copy from the back? My younger brother has special needs and likes to run off. I would just tell them I'm looking for him and he likes the back of the store.
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>>169383874
>hehehehehehe watch me get a free game from these gullible jews heheheeheheheh
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>>169383898
Difficult. They usually have code-locked doors. They also have cameras everywhere. Yes, even (and especially) in storerooms.
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>>169383898
Are you sure it's your brother who's special needs?
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>>169383898
Solid plan. Do it!
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>>169383956
Not my intention at all. I'm legitimately broke, want to play Zelda, and I have no reason NOT to dump the ticket - that's what I always do with games that I buy which other people don't have (which, of course, I have no proof of, but I may as well say it anyway).

If you don't trust me to dump it, ignore me. It's literally that simple, retard.
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>>169383874

I appreciate your offer anon, but shitposting aside, the game will definitely be dumped about 2-3 days before release when shops actually get the game.
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>>169384034
Probably, yes. But my offer is there if anyone wants to take me up on it.
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Are there any major changes between EU and US BotW?
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>>169384084
US version has required rupee tipping feature to progress through cutscenes
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>>169384084
Censored nudity
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>>169384084
yeah EU is 20% bigger
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hello iam working at video store who have many zelda breath of wild "game disc".

is it possible to derive ticket key from the disc without owning wii u??
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>>169384034
>the game will definitely be dumped about 2-3 days before release when shops actually get the game.
Based on what? That huge history of Wii U games leaks we have?

1 day before. If that.
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ive played all the mainline zeldas, im playing the handheld ones while i wait for botw because i havent played any of these. obviously started with link's awakening. why does everyone suck this games dick so much? i mean its not bad by any stretch, but it just feels entirely like a lesser ALTTP to me. the ability to manually jump is pretty cool, i guess. and so are the sidescrolling sections
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>>169384084
USA version is for faggots
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>>169384183
I've always liked it more than ALTTP and I have no idea why. Maybe its the GBC charm.
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>>169384084
Enemies carry more bombs in the EU version
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>>169383973
>>169383967

Do you guys know of another store that would be easier? I'm prolly gonna kill myself anyway so fuck a consequence. But I would like to leak botw first
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>>169384183
minish cap is best one anon. Started playing it on my phone.
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>>169384163
no
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does anybody have a picture of Axl Rose Link please?
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>>169384295
Minish cap is legit
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>>169384289
>becoming a hero before becoming an hero
God speed anon, go and leak that shit.
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>>169384163
If you are australian yo can do anything
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>>169384183
it was the first for many people on an actual gameboy. also it has a certain charm that is different to the snes one
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>>169384289
You're dumb. You won't be able to reliably steal anything from anywhere without getting caught on camera at least. But if you're so eager to kill yourself I don't see why you would care unless you're just an attention seeker.
>>
Wee need a new shittythreat soon
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I'll never forget vendingfag's troll
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Edge got a Wii U copy.

>Frame rate is a little uneven on the Wii U version, dropping to teens in very busy sequences like heavy weather effects, rarely when it matters

http://nintendoeverything.com/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-gets-first-review-in-edge/
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>>169384595
I mean it´s pretty obvious that the e3 version was just an earlier build. I think wiiu and switch in the end will look really identical
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>>169384595
damn, i thought nintendo were better than this. thought theyd always sacrifice visual fidelity in favor of a rock solid framerate
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>>169384709
buy the switch and experience ultra smooth gameplay :-)
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>>169384745
*only available in 720p handheld mode.
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>>169384745
>tegra x1
I'll get the free version, thanks.
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>>169384084
Region-coding. Maybe the text translation but we don't know for sure. I'm not sure just how many games actually have EU/US English differences though, but I know they exist, especially in Nintendo games, which is weird.

>>169384289
Most stores are the same. The best would be a small store owned by some old people or something. But remember that copies aren't even in stores yet.

>>169384595
Sounds more or less like what the Switch performance is like. I saw a video where they said (and showed) that there are framerate drops like that on the Switch too.

>>169384745
Fuck off, Miyamoto.
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>>169384595
>gave a 10 to Zeldo
>while giving a 9 to Horizon
Sonyggers btfo
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>>169384691
>>169384709
Yeah. Still, no fucks given if the conclusion of their review is anything to go by...

>" The result, for all the longevity of its series and the familiarity of the open world genre, is a game that evokes feelings we haven't felt for 20 years. Not since Ocarina of Time have we set foot in a world that feels so mind-bogglingly vast and unerringly magical, that proves so relentlessly intriguing. Plenty of games promise to let us go anywhere and do anything. Few, if any, ever deliver so irresistibly. 19 years on Ocarina is still held up as the high water mark of gamings best loved and greatest series. Now it may have to settle for second place".

(also, 10/10)
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ok anons, im closing my pc now got stuff to do.. I really hope that .tik is out when i come back (not in 5 hours for sure).. we all want to play the game this saturday, right? best of luck to all of us
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>>169384595
>Wii U version exists
HOLY SHIT!
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>>169384916
More Sonygger BTFO to come, my friend.
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>>169384916
>selective reviews
> a is better than b

just end it, anon-kun
>>
GUYS HELP!

I DOWNLOADED THE ENCRYPTED THING AND I GOT 259 FILES. THE EXTRA FILE IS A TEXT DOCUMENT NAMED titkey.txt

WHAT DO????????
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>>169385183
Kill self.
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>>169385183
end it
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>>169385183
HOLY SHIT
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>>169385183
Tripfag for a bit.
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>>169385183

titkey, kek
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>>169385183
quit it boi. we are all tired of this shitposting
>>
Daily reminder that the leak won't happen till Tuesday or Wednesday and that we're all here to post and have "fun".
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>>169385154
they all say it though

>cue "reviews don't matter" come march 3rd
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>>169384994
People keep saying this but it doesn't appear that the game has proper dungeons still, and it doesn't appear to be much more than a survival game where you just get better armour and weapons so you can continue surviving.
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>>169385382
Gamespot's 8.8 will be all that matters.
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>>169385326
>Daily reminder that the leak won't happen till March 3rd and I'm a gbatemp faggot.
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>>169385429
>People keep saying this but it doesn't appear that the game has proper dungeons still
They've literally shown screenshots of dungeons and have stated multiple times again and fucking again that shrines and dungeons aren't the same thing.
>>
Do we know how much voice acting is in the game?
How likely is t that we will get an undub close to release?
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>>169385492
>know your meme
WHY DOES NINTENDO ATTRACT SO MANY REDDITERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>169385492
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>>169385546
XDD
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>>169385546
nintendo is literaIIy reddit: the company
all of their fans are redditors, no exceptions
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>>169385536
>I can't read Japanese but like fapping over the cutesy moonlanguage.
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>>169385492
>proving you're cancer
End yourself.
>>
Aussifag where are you?
>>
>>169385546
>>169385602
>>169385668
>m-m-mm-muh secret community
submitting it now
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>>169385659
>I need to know the language to understand emotion in a voice
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>>169385610
>XDD
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>>169385706
>I'm a sociopath
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>>169380896
Can't fault the man. It was a masterful ruse.

Much better than the previous ausfag and the other leakfags.
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>>169385702
I hate you people, because you're so eager for validation and attention. I'd call you an egomaniac, but you might actually be complimented.
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>>169385749
>I'm a dumb fuck mother fuck fucking fuck retard fuck
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>>169385473
>projecting
Enjoy wasting your time shitposting and waiting for a leak.
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>>169385706
>>I can't understand emotions in my own language because autism.
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>>169385787
>not an argument
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>>169385659
The English voice acting we know is pretty shit and the Japanese is not
I also just want normal answers to my questions and not shitposting
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>>169385725
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i invited /v/ over
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>>169385801
>I can't say other voice actors convey emotion better because it's not in English and that would upset my burgerland ideals.
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>>169385789
>>ejaculating
Enjoy.
>>
>>169385702
That's nice kid. Have fun being a basement-dwelling virgin until someone puts you out of your misery.
>>
>>169385905
>THIS amount of projecting
laughing all the way to my hot bf
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>>169385951
does ur bf like threesomes? can i join?
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>>169385883
>The myth that Japanese voice acting is any better than the rest of the worlds because self-hatred.
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>>169385616
/v/ is commonly called NintendoGAF

If anything 4chan is Nintendo, and reddit is militant PC gaymer tryhards. I mean 4chan is still mostly PCfats, but if anyone is Nintendo, it's us.
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>>169385982
he's polyamorous but I'm not, sorry
>>
>>169386053
introduce me to him pls, just to chat haha
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>>169385706
You literally do though, you fucking retard. Japanese has completely different inflections compared to English, so if you don't have a firm grasp of Japanese (and I don't mean just knowing a few words from Naruto or some shit like that - I mean being fluent and understanding the language very well, as a native speaker would), it won't make sense to you.

All the "but muh Japanese" people are fucking retarded. The Japanese versions rarely actually sound better than dubs, these days in particular. Sometimes they sound worse, but you morons will always think it sounds better just because you can't actually understand the language and don't know what terrible voice-acting is.

I remember FFXIV had that a couple of years ago, where a whole lot of the English fans were like "THAT JAPANESE VOICES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS ENGLISH SHIT" (it wasn't), and the Japanese fans were like "THE JAPANESE VOICES ARE FUCKING SHIT".

Point being that you're a faggot and should shut up.
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>>169386048
>/v/ is commonly called NintendoGAF
most of /v/ came straight from reddit
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>>169385857
>he actually provides proof that he's from reddit
GTFO normie
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>>169386093
>you need to know the words to tell whether a voice is happy, sad, etc.
no
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>>169385838
What the fuck do you mean "we know"? We know that you are autistic and just magically assume one is better than the other (it's not) based on a short trailer. Kill yourself.
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>>169386082
haha
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>>169386157
You must be real easy to please.
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>>169385951
>hot bf
>>
Literally 65%+ of 4chins users are gay or have homosexual tendencies. Js
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>>169386093
no

That's how everyone likes english music, dumbass. Do you think everyone knows english?
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>>169386157
Re-read what I wrote, retard. First of all, inflections are far from just basic human emotions. Obviously that shit is simple. I'm talking about character types, different types of implied emotions - the sort of shit we take for granted but we can easily understand. Body language is another one. These change between languages and cultures, and Japanese is very radically different from English in that sense.

It's like when you have a really high-pitched character in Japanese but their voice isn't anywhere near as high-pitched in English. Quite often, that's actually the English equivalent, but because people like you are autistic, you believe it's a completely different voice and therefore portraying a completely different character. Whilst it sounds different, it's the same type of voice in the sense that it is the English equivalent of the Japanese voice and therefore is portraying that same time of character.

Whilst I realise this isn't always true, it usually is, but you autismo weebs don't understand this at all, and so all you can do is bitch about "BUT MUH JAPANESE ES BETTER". Faggots.
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>>169384595
Really it drops into the teens. At that rate it would be better just to wait and get the Switch version for a solid Framerate.
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>>169386373
literally voice comparisons of the vocals we have show that JP is at least better than US, go fuck yourself
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>>169386342
Your argument makes literally no sense.

People can like something without understanding it, but that doesn't mean they can objectively say it's good or not. A lot of them can't. But music is different. The "language" of music is universal. Voices are not. Inflections change between language. Music does not change like that. It changes between genre and can change between nations, but there is no differentiating between English or Japanese or such.

Yes, you could argue on the part of vocals, but here's one for you: by the same extension of what I said previously, even if you like a song in another language, if you're not familiar with that language, you can judge whether or not the instrumental part of the music is "good" but not whether or not the vocalist(s) is any good. You can only get a rough idea at best without a proper grasp of the language.
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>>169386175
English Zelda can't act and sounds like shit.
Literally every other language in the trailer was better and I liked the Japanese the most.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with judging something based on the material we have
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>>169386480
Better is subjective, and we have no such comparisons other than your biased opinions based on some short clips from a trailer. Go fuck YOURself instead, faggot.
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>>169386560
>better is subjective
>after writing paragraphs telling me how I'm wrong
end your'e life
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>>169386540
You heard one or two lines from her. She sounded absolutely fine but you weebs keep spouting about how it's terrible. Get real.

Also: there is plenty wrong with judging something based on the material we have. It's one tiny clip, which - for all we know - is a tiny fraction of all the voice acting in the game.
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>>169386342
Music has a ton of other factors going for it, 'music is a universal language etc etc blah blah'.

Shit comparison. Try harder to justify your irrational hatred of VA's in your own language.
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>>169386594
Better is subjective, yes, but you cannot be fairly opinionated on something if you don't understand the whole thing. In this case, you don't understand one of two languages in the comparison, so to make a judgement call with only half of the information is biased and not actually subjective at that point - you're literally ignoring one side of the argument because of your sheer ignorance and stupidity.

>>169386606
Glad to see someone else has a brain around here.
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>>169386597
I won't bash the voice acting in the whole game because there may be characters that can actually act but the lines in the trailer were shit.
Calling everyone a weeb just because they prefer the acting in another language isn't an argument even if you feel superior.
Even the fucking German Zelda was better in the trailer and German VAs suck 99% of the time
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>>169386053
Enjoy your GRIDS, faggot.
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>>169386594
>end your'e life
>your'e
wut.
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hello u all STUPID NIGGER.

your game not release until MARC H 3.

NINTENDO make sure you fuck pirates who steal game not do wat you did with pokemon so we only give COPIES OF SWITCH TO REVIEW PEOPLE.

MARCH 3, BUY GAME you fucking thieves ! !
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3b3122efb6c45afbc9149bd66e44d8d5

yw (posted from 10 different proxies all over the world (good luck))
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>>169386829
You're a thief
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Key has been up on a less known BBS site for a couple hours now. Didn't know 4chan had become this slow.
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>>169386872
HOLY SHIT
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People going crazy just because some guy likes the jap VA more
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Nah, I will just download it, yup.
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This thread in the nutshell.
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>>169386872
Ohayou! Beginner's Japanese
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>>169386790
>what are condoms
you'll mature one day too anon, but you know about 4chan's age restriction right?
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>>169386901
>BBS site
ebin
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>>169386829
Not gonna buy it on March 3, idiot. I'm either stealing it now or stealing it later. I'm not even gonna play it on a WiiU. I'm gonna play it on cemu so i don't have to give Nintendo any money at all. They'll actually end up with less money than they had before I pirated it because I'll be downloading it from there servers through nus grabber. Be butthurt, Nintendo shill
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>>169386696
Or it could be that the eng dub is straight trash, the other non-jp ones sound better than english too, especially spanish.

>inb4 u dont understand
I'm fluent in spanish hombre
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>>169386787
How were they shit? Because they weren't. As >>169386606 said, you just have an irrational hatred of the English voice-acting. Try actually explaining to us why you think they're bad. Pro-tip: you can't. You can't give any proper reasons as to why they were bad.

>inb4 "BUT MUH ZELDA CAN'T CRY RIGHT"
Different people cry differently and there's a different inflection to the Japanese crying which is more stereotypical animu shit. So? Doesn't make it bad. Different ≠ bad. You're going to have a hard time explaining why it's actually bad. Because it isn't.

Also, I never said calling people a weeb was an argument. I said you are a filthy weeb because you don't understand the basic principals of language interpretation that I laid out previously.

>>169386941
The problem is not simply that (t)he(y) likes it more but because his justification makes zero sense because it's based on a misunderstanding of the Japanese language as opposed to any actual basis in fact.
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>>169383146
kill yourself
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>>169387083
Does he not like it because she sounds more emotional?
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>>169387082
Or it could be that you're an idiot. Fluency in Spanish doesn't matter in this case, as the inflections are very similar to English. Japanese is completely different. You don't even know what you're talking about.

But I bet you're a dirty spic that doesn't even understand English properly. Wouldn't surprise me, considering how you don't seem to be able to read and understand basic logic. Or perhaps you're so dumb that you just refuse to believe it and stay ignorant instead.
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>>169386872
fake
FSTInfo Entries:1069376693
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Reminder frog Zelda was the best
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>>169387006
>degenerate sodomite
>probably diddled as a kid
>probably diddles kids
>can't into monogamy
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>>169386829
Except we now know at least one publication got sent a Wii U review copy.
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Y'all are just mad you can't understand the superior Arabic dub
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>>169386129
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>>169387184
But he cannot understand the Japanese voice inflections in comparison to the English ones without understanding and being fluent in the Japanese language, so no, not really. He can tell she's sad. That's about it. That's all anyone can really tell who doesn't know Japanese.

Just for the record, I know and have studied Japanese, so I know what I'm talking about.
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>>169387297
Point taken, anon. I really liked that part where the Gorons yelled "Allahu Akbar" and took down Ganon's castle.
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>>169387198
Emotion is emotion, no matter the language. ENG dub sucks at it and JP and the other languages does a better job, that is all. Stay mad retard burger.

P.S. no the inflections aren't similar a lot of the time. Stop talking shit when you don't know shit.
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>>169387339
I would if you weren't from reddit.
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>>169383739
goddamn it, now i'm reminded of something i completely forgot about for 2 years
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>>169387407
You can't read, can you? It's not just about basic emotion. I'm not going to explain it for a fiftieth time because apparently your tiny brain can't comprehend basic explanations in English.

P.S. These days, yes they are; you're the only one who doesn't know shit, and you've proved as much. The only reason you think English dubs suck is because of your mental retardation that limits your ability to understand things beyond the scope of your Doritos-encrusted basement.
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>>169387534
Oh, that's really cool anon. I feel like I've seen it recently, or at least something similar, but I dig it.
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>>169387542
>I literally do not speak the language but let me lecture you on why you're wrong even though you speak it everyday
Woahhahahbahahaoaobab.........
>>
The real reason English dubs are shit are because they're never taken seriously by the industry. They hire shitty actors for everything that isn't a Disney movie and this is the result
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>>169387407
>Have no understanding of the word 'acting'.

I don't have a problem with people wanting to play in different dubs. Piss-weak reasoning though.....
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>>169387083
You're still talking shit, acting like only one person actually noticed that English is the worst language in the trailer.
my native language isn't even English and I like some English dubs

>basic principals of language interpretation
I'm fluent in German and English and I'm currently learning Japanese and Spanish.
I actually agree that you need to gave a slight grasp on the language to really judge the acting but you don't need to be fluent in it to get t.
English Zelda tries way too hard to keep her voice in character and her "crying" has 0 emotion.

>>169387342
You're still acting like repeating the same bullshit "argument" somehow makes it more correct.
Every single language in the trailer had better acting than the English Zelda.
This has nothing to do with being a weeb or hating English (I actually like the language)
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>>169387580
i don't have many, but take what i have
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how could this thread's quality go down the shitter when the shitposting calmed down and every post became "Reddit - The post"?
hmm....
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Goodbye morning /zlgros, could someone link me to the Tik ? I missed it while I was sleeping.
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>>169387676
last one
tfw you'll never fail to run away
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>>169387673
"Here it comes" was better in English.
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>>169387342
ah i see.
one of the things i didn't like about the english voice acting was her cry was too soft.

i know this is a man but i wish she could bring this kind of emotion behind her crying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g39qP1dxPAw
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>ask a question about undub
>people start shitposting
T-thanks guys
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>>169387068
>I'm gonna play it on cemu

Stop it kid. Here's a reality check: You will not be able to play it on CEMU for at least half a year at best to a playable state.
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>FINAL BOSS THEME LEAK
FINAL BOSS THEME LEAK
>FINAL BOSS THEME LEAK
FINAL BOSS THEME LEAK
>FINAL BOSS THEME LEAK
FINAL BOSS THEME LEAK
>FINAL BOSS THEME LEAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1r0jQh-qL0
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>>169387863
>posting tfw
>not posting an image
>buying a Switch
You're dumb.
>>
Has /hbg/ ever been this BTFO before?
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>>169387673
To add to that
I actually don't mind/like the male voice(s?) in the English dub but the females sound pretty bad and the chick in the beginning sounds boring or bad in every version
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>>169387603
see >>169387342
I literally do, faggot.

>>169387659
My reasoning is far better than all the English-hating reasoning. The reasoning being "b-b-but it's BAD! SEE? IT'S BAD!" That's not reasoning. I have actual reasons.

>>169387673
The only people I've seen flip out over it are weebs. It was perfectly fine to me. I fail to see how my argument isn't sound. You haven't used good reasoning (the crying aside - see below), and again all the anti-English arguments are literally just people saying it's bad. Why is it bad? Explain it. And not "because it's not as good/emotional as the Japanese version". That's not explaining it (and stupid, for the most part).

I agree that you technically don't need to be fluent, but that's besides the point. I've also studied Spanish, my Japanese aside, so I think I'm allowed to comment on it.

>>169387673
>>169387824
I agree that the crying was not amazing, but consider that it was only a trailer of a short clip, and that the crying seemed to have been cut short compared to the Japanese trailer. We really cannot judge it properly until the game is released.

Anyway, I'm done here for the night. I'm exhausted and need to sleep. Hopefully I at least got one person thinking critically about why they "hate" English dubs or "like" Japanese ones, and actually opened someone up to the idea of accepting both (or, God forbid, studying Japanese so they can better understand the aforementioned nuances).
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>>169387676
>>169387783
<3
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>>169388080
I'm talking about Spanish, learn to read faggot.
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>>169388018
>implying it's /hbg/
This is a ontainment thread for reddit and gbatemp shitposter son.
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>>169387825
Eh, if you want a serious answer.

Some people will do a cut n' shut. Will have numerous flaws that hinder the game in some way. The standard of these on Wii U isn't THAT good.

Just wait a week or so after the game is out.
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>>169387990
oh you
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>wake up excited for ausfags
>believed in then
>check the thread
>another fake

I can't take it anymore /zlg/ AHHHHH
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>>169388080
I listed some things why I didn't like her voice in the post you replied to but she barely speaks so it isn't enough for a real analysis or real arguments aside from the things I mentioned.

Like I said i don't hate all English dubs and yes there are bad Japanese dubs.
i was talking purely about the BotW trailer that we can judge in this situation
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>This thread
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I just want to play the game in the language it was made in desu
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>>169387857
We'll see who's laughing on March 3.
Spoilers: it's not gonna be Nintendo.
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>>169388124
I speak some Spanish too, so it's a moot point.

I'm now I'm off for real.
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>>169385659
>not wanting to experience a game as close as possible to the way it was intended
sorry to break it to you but even the best translation is derivative and takes away from the original work. (and you know this shit was translated by the treehouse and will have internet memes and shit inserted in)

i am fluent in japanese so, obviously, this is not an issue for me, but if i werent i would want to play an undub
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>>169388397
I can already see the mass shitposting when you people find out it doesn't even boot.
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>>169388493
i also speak spanish. ayyyy

please love me, i'm lonely
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>>169388532
>compares versions of games he hasn't played.
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>>169388160
So it's either wait a week or two or play with English dub?
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make a new thread fags
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>>169388493
>tfw you speak 4 languages
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>>169388532
Why not just play with chingchong subs and a dub that feature females who can actually portray emotions?

Oh wait, you can't, Wii U version won't be out in Japan.
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>>169388720
there are no "versions" of this game. the game was produced in japan in japanese by an almost exclusively japanese staff. translations into other languages are derivative works, by definition. this is not up for debate.
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New thread when
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>>169388857
when the next HOLY SHIT gets posted
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>>169388847

what the hell are you talking about
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>>169388857
No.
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>>169388548
If it doesn't boot I'll just play something else for a while until it does. Bottom line is I'm not gonna buy the game or a wii u
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>>169388793
Yeah. Pretty much.

Avoid any stuff slapped together in a day. Some retard comes along and says it's easy and then usually will have overlooked something fairly important.
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>>169388954
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169388954
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169388954
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169388847
>Oh wait, you can't, Wii U version won't be out in Japan.
what
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>>169387068
>I'm gonna play it on cemu

yay slow motion zelda
>>
Lenny face
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>>169388848
>I can't read Japanese. One day I will go to Japon and be a Samurai like Tom Cruise.
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>>169389123
I have a pc that can play mario 3d world and Mario kart 8 at full speed 60fps in cemu
stfu consolefag
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>>169388847
yes it will. i know because i have jpn wii u and have to spend $90 to import if this thing doesnt leak soon :x
>>
good morning where is tik
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Any news ? First time I've been able to wake up before 3 in the afternoon due to actually having something to hopefully open my eyes to.
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>>169389293
It's in Australia
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>>169389230
i can read japanese just fine. im just saying that i would want to play an undub even if i couldnt (despite the fact that youre going to have to deal with a legitimately awful treehouse translation regardless)
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