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Just wait til March 3rd Edition

Previous thread
>>169322162

>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed) (embed)

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT!
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Reminder that Peru has the Switch version and no one here can find a damn Wii U copy.
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if you don't reply to this post , you're mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 20 minutes.
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Hola!
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Seems like we won't be getting a leak today. Which means it won't be happening on the weekend because no moving shipments.

Hang in there bros!
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>>169348545
Go eat a dove then
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>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 20 minutes.
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HOLY SHIT
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Quick notice to everybody, anyone named Col is most likely a troll. He has been a troll in the previous thread.
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Every time somebody posts a tik that isn't BoTW.
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Hola guys , Col here
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>>169348461
>>169348461
THIS IS THE KEY
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Reminder to filter any tripfag/namefag that doesn't have proof of actually owning the game.
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Here are all the icon leaks from previous threads.
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Hola guys , im squeezing a snakey turd out my booty whole right now in the mickdinalds bathroom but does anyone now how to use pastebin i cannot read
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>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 20 minutes.
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>>169348583
the tik will leak in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx0gjcVD3Gg
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NO ONE IS GOING TO LEAK ANYTHING, YOU IDIOTS.

GIVE UP
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>>169348562
>you're
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Cuanto gilipollas anda suelto aquĆ­
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>>169348724
you do realize the "files" are in the op right nigger, something is causing me to doubt your hacking prowess
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>>169348562
kys
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>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 5 hours.
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Post Tiddy Ninjas
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>>169348815
p-pollaboba?
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>>169348673
kek.
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Gay
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>>169348904
pic unrelated?
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>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 5 hours.
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>>169348773
that's what i wanted to prove to them , but they don't seem to listen,my guess its going to be leaked on Monday or something , so this is just for fun i suppose.
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>>169348909
No...i'm not him...
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>>169348703
It's also been confirmed that There is an Ocarina of Time outfit ingame
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#LeakTheTik
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Where could I upload the US files if I happen to be in possession of them?
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>>169348965
Shes part of the Tiddy Ninjas games, but shes more of a token ass loli.
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>>169349035
nice child porn
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This is a the last defeat of the worthless wii u pirate scene
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>>169349035
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43zX_zsEKc8
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>>169349086
mega.nz
torrent
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>>169349086
split it into multiple parts with an archive and use MEGA.
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>>169349035
Drop that Discord invite?
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>>169349175
>>169349161
Thanks.
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Soooooo... Shitposting General?
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>>169349086
upload a bullet to your brain fatboy
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Just do as what you did with Color Splash you ultraton faggots
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>>169348773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJHgJ3yyyVA
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Alright you fuckers it's time to end the suffering since no one else is able to pull through for some reason. I went to my local mom and pop shop and they managed to get some early copies of the wii u version. They let me buy one because they honestly don't give a shit, so here it is. It's that easy. Give me some time and I will have the .tik for you autists.
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>>169349343
HOLY SHIT
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>>169349343
HOLY SHIT
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>>169349343
no
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>>169349343
HOLY

SHIT

HOLY
SHIT
HOLY


sHIT
HOLY

sHIT
HOLY
HOOOOLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Do we only have the EU version?
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>>169349343
at least show the cd baka
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>>169349343
anon...
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>>169349343
H O L Y

S
H
I
T
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>>169349343
HOLLLLYYYY
SSSHSHHHHHIIIIITITTTT
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>>169349343
Yeah, try harder next time, faggot
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>>169349343
Not that picture again , ehh.
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>>169349343
disc or you're full of shit
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>>169349343
Post pics of it running on the system?
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>>169349343
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>>169349343
Mate that's been posted for weeks. Try harder.
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>>169349343
Show disk or fake
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HOLY
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>>169349343
Oh boy I sure can't wait to download this trojan
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>>169349432
Hola Col!
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>>169349239
Google drive also don't split them faggot.
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>>169349343
>>169349343
>>169349343
>>169349343
>>169349343
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>>169349343
usa or Europe is important if usa you need to dump the whole thing if eu just the tik
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Guys, my girlfriend just got back home with her Turkish friend in his motorcyle. He's an uber driver (he always offers some nice prices to drive my girl around) and also works retail part time. He said the store he works in got a shipment today. I'm trying to convice him to upload the .tik.
If everything goes well, Monday, at 5:00 PM I should be uploading the tik and ending this suffering. Have faith, bros!
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>>169349343
Hola !
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>>169349343
LMAO the picture wasn't even cut straight if you look on the bottom
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>>169349551
Hey there Col
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>>169349598
ONLY 5 MORE HOURS
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>anon pretends to be retarded and asks a bunch of questions
>thinks everyone will be mad but actually makes the entire thread full of help if anyone actually gets the game and decides to dump it

>>169349343
Picture already posted before, you're not fooling anyone.
>someone actually spent his printer's ink to do this
>bottom of the box scratched and you can see they didn't even cut the paper well
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So do we actually know when BotW will be available for preload? I assume a eurobro will be able to preload their preorder and dump the ticket that way
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>>169349343
Get your printer fixed
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>>169349598
Hola , I very much hope to see it Monday!
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>>169349593
EU has different box art, that would actually be the EU version if he didn't just print off the cover and stuff it into an old Wii U game case.
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Is anyone in the mood to party? Ive got Wii Bowling and wobble pops
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Yes, it's me.

Leak it.
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>>169349849
HOLY SHIT
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>>169349849
Them lips
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>>169349849
Thy will be done, Boglord.
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>>169349725
Available? It was available a week ago.

We can't do shit with the preload if there's no ticket.
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HOLY SHIT

PRELOAD IS OUT
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>>169349707
I didn't think they will be mad Anon, I just wanted to prove to them they're easy to troll and shouldn't get their hopes up over everything.
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I am most certainly not trying to trick anyone. Here's another picture.
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HOLY SHIT
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can you not
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>>169349978
Did it work?
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so.....that case is fake?
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>>169349997
HOLY SHIT?
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>>169349997
Everybody and their mother could do that, get out
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>>169349997

Yeah, totally legit, faggot
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>>169349997
>not just showing the disc

Fuck off.
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>>169349997
SHOW THE CD
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Fake
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>>169349997
>>169349961
kek, y'all doing god's work
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>>169350080
tbfh it's the most we've gotten
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>>169349997
recycling pictures? cool
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>>169349343
Now this is holy shit worthy.
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>>169349997
Show the disc.
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he knows we want a picture of the disc.

we're not getting a picture of the disc.
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>>169349997
>the 5 seconds of boot screen, a boot screen that is available everywhere online as a high resolution pic
>not the title screen, or any other part of the game
>no pic of the disc

Here's the (You).
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>>169349997
People is goint to fall for this
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>>169349997
Damn, actually got my hopes up.

This picture was already posted. Nice try.
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>>169349940
It was available on NUS, but not to download to your console if you purchased it.
>>169349997
Oh hey, another old pic. Stop it
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>>169350147
It's literally the screen "leaked" by the guy who had access to the guide files
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HOLY SHIT
>>169349997
show some gameplay
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>>169349997
what int he name of fuck is this it
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No disc = FAKE AND GAY
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>>169349997
(Kisama)
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>>169349598
HOLY SHIT
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>>169349997
YAMEROOOO
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did nybro ever show up?
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>>169348562
>You're
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>>169349997
Fake ass post
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Submit or no?
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>>169350383
?
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>>169350439
HOLY SHIT
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>>169350383
He was ausfag all along
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>>169348562
shit
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>>169350439
end yourself
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>>169350439
Do it
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>>169350186
laughed
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>>169350439
H
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>>169350439
No 5 hour tag? Fake!
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>>169350439
HOLY SHIT
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>>169349849
26de47103bd5188f64d1cab11e65534d
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One of my brute forcers managed to get to 2 million codes without randomly stopping for no reason!

So is anyone else running this having the issue of CDecrypt.exe crashing and the brute forcers pausing until you click close on the "stopped responding" window? I know nothing's likely to come of this but it's fun and I'd like to have it keep running without requiring my input every 20 minutes.
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>>169350534
O
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>>169350560
FSTInfo Entries:1552058786

H O L Y S H I T its nothing.

Thanks for playing
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>>169349343
so this is actually an elaborate fake?

so many trolls
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>>169350619
L
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>>169348562
Fug u Col
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>>169350439
i'm disappointed you didn't chose Col instead , but that may or may not be my own personal feeling.
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>>169350659
S
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>>169350594
lets play a game lets see if we can get dubs in the fstinfo entries
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>>169350524
just tired of the tease
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>>169350594
Same problem here
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>>169350439
it actually started at the homebrew general, you wimp
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works on my computer :)
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>>169348562
Fuck
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I don't even want the game anymore, i just want the satisfaction of ending this wall of lies
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>>169350779
PM:ed you the key :)
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>>169350690
mate
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>>169350779
NEVER!
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>>169350779
It will be over soon bro, hang in there.
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Hola guys , i am almost done with my mocdonalds mcgriddle and macflury when i get to home and after i use el baƱo i will soon upload the ticks you have been looking for! here is picure of me playing the game zelda earlier today enjoy
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HEY I HAVE THE GAME

HERE IS A PIC OF ME AND MY FRIEND PLAYING IT
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>>169350847
Tell us about Star Fox Zero!
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>>169350847
HOLY S**T
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>>169350779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgydTUMhtJA
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>>169350847
HOLY SHIT
>>
HEY GUISE

So my friend over at EB Games said they're getting their shipment of BotW sunday. He's like, an assistant manager or something and said he would sneak me a copy. We just have to wait 144 hours.
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>>169348904
TIDDY NINJAS WHILE WE WAIT FOR LEAK
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>>169350594
I think the only thing CDecrypt checks to see if the key is bad is the FSTInfo Entries, but some keys despite being wrong will by chance give under 90,000, so CDecrypt tries to decrypt it and then crashes because nothing makes sense.
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>>169350878
IT'LL DEFINITELY COME OUT BEFORE ZELDA WHICH IS COMING OUT IN THIS YEAR 2016
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>>169350594
there it is
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>>169350903
whos wyatt?
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>>169350981
> shipment on sunday
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>>169348562
fuck YOU
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Who /shitposting until march 3rd/ here? We all know the game will not leak early at this point.
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>>169351026
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>>169351282
just here for da memes
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af074bce1bd9763e9a1b9c2bc44e75df
you're welcome
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>>169350594
CDecrypt should decrypt the first file and stop, not crash.
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>>169351282
I'm just here to post titty ninjas, but I should go finish the Cave of Shadows.
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>>169351463
Bless you
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>>169351282
It will leak for sure next week, before March 3rd.

>>169351408
FSTInfo Entries:20381325
No thanks
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So what if I don't have a Wii U?
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HOLY SHIT
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>tfw will probably die within a week and will never be able to play the next installment of my favorite franchise
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>>169351670
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what if one of these fake keys is actually the real USA key?
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>>169351520
I know I cant provide a key or files, so instead of toying with the emotions of people here, I find solace on the Senrans.
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>>169351670
kek is that OC
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>>169351670
nice
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>>169351670
these are gold anon
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>>169351674
Hang on a bit more anon
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>>169351674
Look at the bright side, you can spend your last moments shitposting
Hang on in there mate, you can do it
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>>169351670
The best.
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9c9f601827b3ab34c8f2f6adce97ed37
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is there a way to take a photo without my phone screen being on
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>>169352357
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>169352357
Nah

>>169352296
God damn.
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>>169352391
if you android you can get background video recorder then screenshot the video later
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>>169352357

fake
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9c9f601827b3ab34c8f2f6adce97ed38
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>>169352458
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Fuck, I don't even like Zelda that much.
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>>169352491
HOLY
>>169352532
SHIT
>>
should i just come back on Monday ?
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>>169352391
Yes background video recorder works very well.
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>>169352491
FSTInfo Entries:292434245
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senran on switch when
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Reminder that there are NO shipments on weekends so their won't be a leak until Tuesday at the earliest.
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DON'T TELL MOM

99fed24e67e2f34365dc071782fbea32
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does 4chan strip exif
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>>169352551
go fuck yourself
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>>169352583
Yep, just check wiuiso in the meantime. It's bound to show up there if we ever have a breakthrough.

>>169352664
FSTInfo Entries:1709587539
Nope try again
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>>169352664
FSTInfo Entries:1709587539
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>>169352701
probably but there are exif editors on google play
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>>169352664
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>169352759
>>169352772
Nice photoshop, idiots
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>>169352664
MOOOOOOOM HE POSTED A FAKE KEY MOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>169352775
Hola Col!
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did the Col dude deliver ?
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>>169352581
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Hey, /zlg/. I am just here to apologize for my son Col's behavior. He is grounded for a month and I am forcing him to get a job and get out of the house more. He is 23 years old, after all. Only thing he has said to me is "Holy shit".
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What even is the point of this thread. It won't leak.
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>>169348904
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>>169353173
tits or gtfo
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does tik2sd need internet if I'm running haxchi? or is that just for the browser version
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Who's Col ? i wanna catch up
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>>169353315
No.

But you can download the app easily from internet and do it in a quick 5 minutes.
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>>169353303
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>>169353363
this is cole
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>>169353173
hola shit
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>>169353363
a fag
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>>169353595
I love his theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMD8dd0xPHk
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>>169348562
holy SHIT
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where da tik
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>>169348562
faggot
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>>169348562
>wiuiso
HOLY. SHIT.
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hello i work at retail store in france who sell game. can i derive zelda breath game key code without wii u console "device"?

sorry my english is very bad it is my third language i am from taiwain nationally.
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>>169353862
HOLY SHIT
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>>169353862
escromania
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>>169353862
hello it is me REAL asian man in france. i sell game at discount price and will now dump ticket onto "internet"? for real valuable currency

begin your bids now
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>>169348562
HOLY SHEEEET
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so whateer happened to NYCfag?
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>>169353932
this not me. i really want help and give you all game code but need know if can do this without owning wii u console "device"
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>>169353862
>>169353932
goddamnit jerry
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>>169353862
Then wtf are you doing here ?
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Hello all. My best friend since 7 recently told me thay shipping for BoTW is coming in tonight. He happens to work at a GameStop nearby, but in order to get it he'll have to sneak it. I'll try my luck to see if he can grab it. Shipment is in 1 hour and 22 minutes. Hold tight.
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>>169354014
hello i am here once again to make FAKE asian man do go away at me ? first pay me real "money" and i will give you the real game
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>>169354014
take picture of disc that all we need
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Would you hit on her or remain faithful to Zelda?
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hello 4chans

i am of wealthy saudi familiy i hav dis zelda game and how i get out tik

pls helping me RITE NOW
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update: looks like the shipment got pushed forward and it will now only take 5 hours. get hype lads
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>>169354191
have you tried sticking it in your bum? worked4me
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does the eur version that some people managed to download from nintendo or something just mean pal
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Sorry everyone. Due to a rather serious issue with Japan refusing to bow to us, we were going to leak the 2017 Zelda game, but it has come to our attention that doing so would ultimately interfere with the quantum mechanics of this timeline and result in the Rothschilds ceasing to bow to us and funding China to start world war 3 in 2033.
In addition, any further attempt to leak the 2017 Zelda game before March 2nd 2017 will be stopped promptly.

We hope you understand. If it makes you feel any better, the Zelda game that came out in 2034 is even better and now you will be able to play it when the time comes.
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guys my dad is a Mexican and works at the disc pressing plant in Mexico town USA. he said the discs have been pressed and he has access to the press. he is going to press me a custom disc of a game of my choice for my QuinceaƱera and I have selected he pick the legend of Zelda breath of the wild since I know you my friends want the title so badly.

he will be home in 2 hours he is taking the bus because he is a Mexican. please wait for me I will upload the files and we will all celebrate my QuinceaƱera together.
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>>169354216
Dis is not true however the fuck you spell it, shipment is now March 2nd at 12:59. Woo hoo!
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>>169354080
Why people keep doing this instead of posting if they got fucking something in the first place?

>>169354148
Zelda can go off a fucking cliff I wanna hold hands with Paya
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if you all just make me fun and not help me i just not help you all. i not care for video game i just wanted help you all since my grandson want play zelda and he tell me go here to learn how get zelda "encrypter key" for unlock game.
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>>169354348

underage b&
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>>169348562
Really faggot
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See you guys on monday

Ill keep busy til then
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>>169354389
did ur granson also teach u how 2 tripcode

10/10 bait
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>>169354389
it is true grandfather jerry here i can give you real key for "door" and make you have a very good gameing zelda for "only"? a very small money payment to me
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>>169354389
Tell your grandson he's a fucking faggot
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Going to bed right now.

When I wake up I want the goddamn tik in my desk asap
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>>169354148
Hit on her, she's cut as hell
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>>169354487
what is tripcode how do i "tripcode?
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is the title key for europe or will any pal work
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Yo faggots.

Enjoy the FBI knocking on your doors.
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>>169354606
hello it is my real jerryfu i am VERY interested in tripping over code if you could "teach" me how to i would be very pleased
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>>169348562
.
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>>169354625
plis gibe tik
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>>169354342
Nice file name. Too bad it doesn't work either
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>>169354679
>you're
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>>169354625
rofl it's reddit not reggit
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considering all this shit there im betting the games haven't shipped yet so no zelda till Monday
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ab88df174fbd12bb566673bb411df
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>>169354389
STOP
FALLING
FOR IT
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
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>>169348562
And if you don't reply to this one you'll die choking on nig dick.
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Knights%20of%20Labrynna.a.swf
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>>169354832

HIHT SOLY
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>>169354887
MODS
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this shit is not coming out before march. I'm gonna come back in the morning and lol at all you who stayed up.
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>>169355015

It'll at WORST leak three or so days before the official release. At that point, they'll be in retail shops and there's no stopping EVERY employee. There used to be an infographic on where leaks come from, and the timeframe for them.
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>>169354832
Doesn't convert to anything from hex. Uses the correct letters for hex. Doesn't match an existing Wii U game key. Hmm, someone check it please.
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>>169354832
>>169355129
3 characters too short
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>>169355129
nah
>>
ēš†ć•ć‚“ćÆ馬é¹æ恧恙怂

ć‚ćć‚‰ć‚ć¦ ! ! !

馬é¹æ ! ! !

馬é¹æ ! ! !

馬é¹æ ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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>>169354832
Me dice que ese es el tiket de tuputamadre
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>>169355184
Thanks. I was too lazy to check the length.
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>>169355129
>>169355184
Oh I forgot the last three jajaja
bm9
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>>169355257
>m
nice hexadecimal
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>>169355231
HOLY SHIT
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>>169355231
miyamoto pls show mercy
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>>169355231
weeb
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>>169355298
holy shit jerry I thought you didn't know jackshit about this
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H O L Y S H I T
O
L
Y

S
H
I
T
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>>169355324
This is eiji aonuma...retard
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>>169355431
i am eiji aonuma
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>>169355414
this is not me what ? ? i did not do this REPORT THEM NOW my grandson promises he will let me trip on his code tomorrow
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>>169355431
That poster is literally Aonuma uploading a personal pic, and the one he is quoting is literally Miyamoto.

They are in this thread shitposting and laughing at you nerds for trying to pirate their game blatantly unsuccessfully.
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>>169355504
HOLY SHIT
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>>169355231
>te] [Auto] 5
Miyamoto San please forgive us.
>>
65 61 74 6D 79 61 73 73 68 6F 6C 65 66 61 67 6F 74
its finished
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>>169355504
TIHS YLOH
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>>169355594
SANTA MIERDA
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>>169355504
HOLY SHIT
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>>169355594
HOLY SHIT
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Let me get this straight, this thread is 300 replies of people just dicking around with no real info?

And it's been this way for the past few threads?
>>
>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 20 minutes.
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>>169355594
BY THE GRAY BEARD OF ZEUS
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>>169355257
assuming b and 9 are correct, every possibility for m doesn't work
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>>169355594

You better lick this pussy first.
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>>169355689
a couple threads ago people were talking about bruteforcing it but idk where that went
>>
(X_X)
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>>169355324
are we doing this?
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>>169355690
They're literally in the OP, autismo.
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>>169355727
some one check it though if thats the key then ill die
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>>169355786
:O
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>>169355762
Dude, it's literally impossible to get that key from bruteforcing.
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>>169348562
Naaah
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>>169355798
which bogdanoff is this
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12412750
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Did bathroom warehouse anon deliver?
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>>169355324
these glasses are ballin'.
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>>169355762
Those people are very dumb and so are you if you think that they have even a slight chance of succeeding.
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>>169355798
HOLY SHIT
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>>169355689

yeh

>>169355903

nah, he was a fake and claimed they confiscated his shit.
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>>169355798
don't click this guys
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>>169355818
Yes...its more easy if we use the bruteforcing with your mother
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>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 20 minutes.
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>>169353862
SACREBLEU
>>
Here's your KEY

*unzips tik*
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>>169355962
>confiscated his shit
Explain.
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>>169355818
>>169355931
nice tripcode
>>
>>169355903
his wiiu dropped in the toilet water and electrocuted him, he's dead now
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>>169355992
>>169356036

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>
what's the fastest way to brick my 3ds
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61 73 73 77 65 63 61 6E 66 75 63 6B 79 6F 75 78 78
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>Tfw no Wii U or money for one right now
>just here for the hype
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>>169356073
being dead LMAO
>>
>No.169356073 ā–¶
>what's the fastest way to brick my 3ds
a hammer
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>>169354148
Both
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>>169356085
HOLY SHIT
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hang in there
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>>169356181
That's not even the correct blue hue faggot
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>>169356181
But what do we have here?
fucking nothing
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>>169356073
Iwata, are you still alive after all?
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>>169355231
ē„žč–ćŖ恟悏恔ćØ!
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>>169356181
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
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>>169356181
quit being an ass and get in there
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>>169356181
Okay, FINALLY. Thank you man, can't wit for you to finally leak the tik.
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>>169356286
Looks like a Pallet of Zelda.
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>>169355689
It's been days and days of everyone trolling each other.
>>
These threads are making me feel like a complete failure in life
say it ain't so /vg/
>>
>>169355231
ć†ć‚‹ć•ć„ć‚ˆå®®ęœ¬ćŠć˜ćÆ悓

2chćøåø°ć‚ŠćŖ恕恄
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>>169356284
SHINSEINA TAWAGOTO
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>>169356181
OH BOY! HERE WE GO AGAIN!
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The trolls are the ones who keep it going. The false hope is a drug.
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>>169356442
URUSAI DESU, 2ch has the tik!
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>>169356490
(translator's note: shinseina tawagoto is japanese for "holy shit")
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>>169356527
what hope. im here to watch the show
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>>169356527
i'm here for the despair
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>>169356626
HOLY SHIT my sides
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nghaaa


gnnnnnngggggggggggg

[bear noise]
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>>169356626
fucking kek
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>>169356246
Wait, I take that back, I can see the background of the EU cover.
>>169356181
Finally an anon that screenshots an actual box of shipment?

Another ruse probably
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>>169356030

Basically, he claims that they suspected that he was up to no good, searched his bag, and found his Wii U on special instruction from Nintendy. He claimed they knew that he was basically trying to 'rip' the game. They then allegedly confiscated everything in his possession and fired him, but with severance.
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>>169356181
dude those are vita games or ps4 games the blue color is off
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>>169356914
Fake or not, at least its an interesting excuse.
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>>169356789
good ol' pre-gay orgy meal
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>>169356181
nice HDZ pallet
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>>169356993
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>>169356985
It's complete bullshit
He later said he managed to get the key somehow and it was fake

Considering no shipments happen over the weekend, it seems pretty unlikely we'll see anything but trolls for the next 2 days now

I'm hanging up my hat until Monday
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>>169357049
those look like my legs
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>>169357073

Well, that's not entirely true. He gave us an alleged US key, which can't be tested until we have a rip of the US version.
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do any reviewers have the wiiu version i got an idea
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>>169357130
they are
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>>169357184
>do any reviewers have the wiiu version

No.
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thereisnokey
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>>169348904
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I was about to post the key, but Nintendo sent me a picture of one of their personal assassins as a warning.
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>>169356181
Quick shitty paint.

Looks like USA cover more.
>>169356882 (You)

Forgot pic lmao
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>>169356181
>>169357425
Are they not just in the box vertically?
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>>169356181
that's an australia rating
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>>169357574
You can see the rating logo there tho.
>>
I made a mirror of a video that was taken down by Nintendo because the guy broke the embargo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aVGBMKtkdM
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>>169356181
that's a nice ruse
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when will you fuck realize that nobody here will provide the title key
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>>169356181
Australian rating? Aren't they PAL, why is it the NA boxart?
>>
haha penis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL
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>>169357639
lol, that guy.
>>
>>169357745
>5aVGBMKtkdM
Actually Australia does have the NA boxart this time around, no idea why
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>>169356181
>>169357425

AUSfag cover, meaning EUR title key.

HOLY SHIT
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>>169356181
Y E S
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>>169357856
open that bitch up
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gimme the key man
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>>169357745
I don't fucking know anon, its another ruse, how should I know? I can't even properly upload images anymore

Wait I searched before posting because I'm a good anon.

https://ebgames.com.au/wiiu-154351-The-Legend-of-Zelda-Breath-of-the-Wild-Wii-U
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>>169357073
he said he only had access to US version so makes sense he'd be able to get US key even if he didn't get the files
>>
Please no Ruse cruise anon
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what is taking the tripfag so long
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>>169356181
I can't make anything out of this at all. why are people getting excited or is it all fake
>>
>>169356181
please be real
>>
>>169356181
PLEASE Mr. Tripcode
>>
>>169358131
it's real in the sense that it is an australian copy of botw. whether or not he leaks it tho...
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>>169358115
>Still believing it will be leaked
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>>169358203
for the WiiU though?
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WHERE IS THE FUCKING TIK
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>>169358203
Yes but we now know they have shipments of BOTW and that it exists in stores.
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>>169358121
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>>169348562
no she wont
>>
seriously, if you want people to beleive you, dont post a blurry picture of the side of the box. its not proof. i'll believe when you post a video of both the disk, and the game running of a wiiu.
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>>169348562
binch
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>>169358304
Leave him alone he's our only hope
>>
>>169356181
If you had a name along the tripcode, it would be HOPE
>>
>>169358294

Yeah, I thought it was the tops of games at first. This makes me have a little bit more faith in a potential leak.
>>
>>169358279
nigger have you seen how different the switch cases are
>>
Maybe one of you guys will know; If I'm playing hyrule warriors on story mode, and I grind a level to get some more levels into one of the automatic characters, will that carry over to other missions?

That mission to kill link and zelda at the same time is fucking retarded because zant just kills himself at the first opportunity.
>>
>>169358279
yes, look at the cover. the aus cover is the north american cover.

and that giant blue box at the bottom is the disgustingly huge aus rating box.
>>
>>169356181
Tripfag-kun please I'll suck your dick if you want but give us more
>>
>>169357856
To my knowledge AUS usually uses US versions despite technically being "PAL". They've done it for quite a few games... (note how the box is US version too)
>>
why would a portion of the front of the box be on the spine?
>>
>>169356181
Just fuckenā€™ do it, mate.
>>
These ruses are just gonna get more elaborate.

>>169356181
Please be gentle daddy
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>>169358443
nope this is false. aus is pal region they never use usa versions of games...

source: i'm not a fucking retard.
>>
>>169356181
anon if you pull through i'll stop teasing every australian i see about the wallabies being trash compared to the all blacks
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>>169358509
Actually, you are, since we were talking about just covers and not actual games
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>>169357157
What's the key?
>>
>>169356181
lol whats that ?
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>>169358645
Momā€™s spaghetti
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:)
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>>169356181
That has to be the game case, it looks to similar. Please be real, you're our only hope
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>>169358567
that is still false. i work at eb games here in aus and was born and raised in america. the aus variants of games usually always have the pal covers if there is a difference at all.

go look up covers for 3ds and wii u games in the regions and you will see.
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>>169358704
that ones confirmed fake bro
>>
>>169356181
>>169358704
timestamp or fuck off
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>>169358704

>no disc
Into the trash it goes
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>>169358704
someone investigate this shit !
>>
>>169358704
Also has been posted before and no one in their right mind would place a sticker above the title (also wrong cover).

H O L Y S H I T
>>
>>169358627
6c9282460dbea6b5da2cb353b511a97a

>>169358704
We just were discussing how AUS doesn't use PAL cover you fucking moron. Also learn to cut paper.
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>>169358704
terrible photoshop. 0/10.
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>>169358731
You do work in eb games??!?
Then go to the warehouse and snag a disc
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<:)
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>>169358704
fuck off. shitty old fake
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>>169358830
Nice, I see you can also use homebrew channel and boot tik2sd!

Ain't homebrew amazing?
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>>169358853
we've had these pics since the start. it's a fake case
>>
>>169358853

It's not true untill you show the disc
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>>169358731
https://ebgames.com.au/any/any?q=zelda&availability=onlinestock

NTSC cover, PAL ver.
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>>169356181
>almost 1 hour later
nowhere to hang anymore
>>
>>169358812
funny, cause its an actual box with printer paper in it...
>>
>>169358853
>that obvious shadow where your cutout ends

0/10
>>
>>169358704
What does that m mean? what country use this rating?
>>
Hi Everyone! Just being the friendly person here. Feel free to ask me anything relevant.
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>>169358904
yes. one game uses the na cover.

look up wind waker, oot 3d, those use the pal covers not the north american ones. mm3d and twilight princess have the same covers.

you're a nigger. never forget that.
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I'm just here for the ruse
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>>169358509
AUS spirit tracks used euro design but game inside is US version, translation tells.
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>>169358853
HOLY SHIT
>>
You fags are going to end up wasting a week of my life

I wouldn't have it any other way
>>
>>169358830
Good sir you've restored my faith. Godspeed
>>
>>169358996
How's your day been, sir?
>>
First one to post the tik gets my undying love
>>
>>169359002
M8 I don't fucking know, maybe they wanted to market differently in europe, who the fuck cares? Eb games has the NTSC cover and they use PAL games, no?
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>>169358805
Thanks, bro!
>>
>>169356181
>"hang in there"
>41 minutes, no more posts

pretty fake to me bros
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>>169356181
TROLL US ALREADY YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>
>>169359002
What about OoT N64, OoT3D, Link's Awakening, Minish Cap and Phantom Hourglass?
>>
>>169359164
yes. just the original person was saying aus usually uses the north american covers. which isn't true. they hardly ever do. this is a rare example.
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>>169359239
but wtf is that ?
>>
>>169359226
We just gotta keep hanging in there
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>>169359226
>It has been 41 minutes already.
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>>169357069
I agree
>>
my heart can't take much more
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>>169348562
Darn
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>>169359239

he already has.
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>>169359239
You're already trolled
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>>169359330
Maybe he's dumping the whole game instead of just the tik for some reason. Please.
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>>169359360
HOLY S HIT
>>
>>169359074

Shitty because no tik
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>>169358830
wow you can put tik2sd onto your sd card and run the homebrew launcher, good job anon
>>
>>169348562
Ugh
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>>169359381
M-MASAKA
>>
>>169359286
Oh, wrong anon then.

I don't even care about australia.
>>
>>169358853
seems legit to me
>>
Australian games typically are the PAL version, both cover and the game itself. There are very few rare exceptions. Breath of the Wild is one of them. It is suspected that the cover is the American version but the game itself is PAL, but nobody knows for certain yet.
>>
>>169359445
well the game would have to be pal because the wii u is region locked and all aus wii u games are pal.
>>
>>169348562
why col
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>>169359395
Time flies very fast. But we have the files, just need the tik.

He's probably working or something and is looking for a chance to pick a copy, maybe. Maybe.
I want to believe.
>>
>>169348562
shit
>>
NZ also has the same cover and rating sticker btw

https://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-nintendo-wii-u/22506713
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>>169348562
My mom is sick right now
>>
Going to sleep. Hopefully by the time I wake up I'll be able to play BotW.
>everyone so far has been fake
>still has hope for new anon
H-hey, a man can dream right?
>>
so until we see a disc or gameplay it's fake right?
>>
>>169359689
Replying to this post will save this anon's mom
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>>169359689
I'm sorry anon, I hope we get the Tik soon so you can take your mind off things
>>
>>169359714
No one will get it before release, let's face it.
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>>169359731
until you have the game booted on your console it's fake
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>>169359754
1
>>
Even if it is leaked, no one will post it here because that would be spoon feeding you worthless fuck of an anon. Go google for the keys yourselves :^)
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Oi, just trawlin these cunts on forechain, mayte tellin eem i got the new zelder bro its hilarious you have no idear how mad these cunts get bro i fuckin live to trawl mayte for real im a fuckin weapon bro
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>>169359754
God bless
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>>169359714
I have health issues and resting would be very good for me but I fucking can't after this, I just want tripfag to tell us he was trolling us or give the tik. This has to be it right?

>>169359731
Pictures of cover, but no disc, fake asf m8.
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Testing the iso that was uploaded on the CEMU fourms.

PRAY THE SCREEN DON'T GO GREEN AND HANG OR THIS WAITING WAS FOR NOTHING.
>>
>>169359567
>$100

What the fuck?
>>
>>169356181
anon we need you
>>
>>169359890
THIS IS FINALLY IT!
>>
>>169359890
>12S
try harder
>>
look at all these noa employees shit posting here your all fucking pathetic
>>
>>169359890
>Ver 12S
Fake, it's version 1.0.0. See the press screenshots. Try harder next time.
>>
>>169359890
>Ver. 12S

Try harder
>>
>>169359890
how the hell will cemu run that
>>
>>169359890
There is no Cemu forum
>>
>>169359890
>youtube video quality
>v12S(witch)
>>
>>169359890
>Ver.12S

lmao why do people even bother posting obviously fake shit? surely they know everyone will notice and dogpile them with debunk replies
>>
>>169359890
They uploaded a iso for the demo?

Interesting if true, but at this point it's too late.
>>
>>169359890
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169359964
I wish I worked for NoA

I'm a customer service rep for Ubisoft
>>
>>169359890
CEMU forums? I thought they only had Gbatemp and the reddit
>>
>>169359917
$72 US

a switch is $550 though, which is why i'm in this thread
>>
>>169359890
Fake. Game boots right into the opening sequence when theres no save data available.
>>
>>169360058
well my condolences
>>
Can we stop replying "holy shit" and "its habbening" to every fuck who claims to have it
>>
>>169360063
That made me laugh very hard anon, idk why.
>>
>>169360016
>CEMU fourms.
I think he means gbatemp
>>
>>169360096
At least I get free shit.

We all got For Honor's gold edition or whatever.

Oh wait, For Honor is shit so yeah fuck this.
>>
>>169360176
He means nothing because he's fake
>>
>>169360171
SHINSEINA TAWAGOTO
>>
>>169360171
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169360176
You can't post isos on GBATemp
>>
>>169360171

It's the memers from other boards hopping on the possibility of being 'in' on a thing they can share with their facebook friends to seem like a trendsetter.
>>
>>169360171
h*ly s*it
>>
>>169360029
It's not true, anon. Stop being gullible. Ver.12S means it's the Switch demo.
>>
>>169360174
You should find the fact that the game will be around $110 US and the Switch around $800 US here in Brazil hysterical, then.

There's a reason we invented huehax.
>>
Wait... it's over ? HOLY SHIT!
FINALLY IT'S LEAKED. Where'S this CEMU forum?
>>
>>169360171
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169359754
i love you anon <3
>>
>>169360241
Jokes on you, you're the one posting in the containment thread.
>>
>>169360323
The price wasn't funny but the reason why he was here.

Also my condolences.
>>
>>169360241
HOLY SHIT
>>
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nah mayte oim jus gunna sday hoem and trawl these cuhnts some more bro they're so fahckin gullybull mayte you just tell eem you work fur a wareouse, roight, and then they spam like 'OI YEA CUHNT HAWLEE SHIT MAYTE' and like its so fahckin easy to trawl em mayte you have no idea mayte
>>
WHERE IS AUSTRALIAN TRIPCODE?
GUY??????????
>>
>>169360171
HOLY SHIT
>>
Do we have any proof that ANYONE not review-related has the game right now? Any screenshot not viewed before or stuff that is not possible to get from just datamine ?

There's any sign we're actually waiting for something?
>>
>>169360506
he has abandoned us.

just like jesus christ our lord and god :(
>>
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>>169360506

Oi eym roit ere mayte i toldjee i wasant gonna be leekin it mayte so you might as well ate some fahkin fairy bred and chill the fahk out cunt eym gonna go blay some more zelda cuhnt
>>
>>169360506
he's at my house moving the printed picture onto a wii u game case
>>
everyone claims to have game but nobody takes pic of cd
>>
>>169360576
dude theres no evidence that anyone review-related has the Wii U copy
the reviewers only have switch copies.

nintendo specifically told several reviewers they wouldn't get the wii u game
>>
I just poohed right in my pants! Hot and spicy diarrhea evacuated my bowels and it included BOTW ticket!

Playing atm!
>>
>>169360597
I loved this. True comedy
>>
>>169360698
Sadly more true and less comedy
>>
In the worst case scenario who is going out to buy it the night of March 2nd to rip it for us?
>>
Here you go, bros.
From an EUR copy, not going to upload the game though.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/r170zzo76u9o2r2/title.tik
>>
>>169356181
>guaranteed replies
>>
>>169360657
Wait a second.. Then the situation is much worse than I expected.
We're seriously a bunch of stupid people :o
>>
>>169360823
Holy shit, it's real
>>
>>169360823
someone test this retard
>>
>>169360823
it works holy shit 100%
>>
>>169360786
Best case scenario, we get it on 3rd March.
Worst case sceneario. we get it on 3rd March.

>>169360823
Fake. tried.
>>
>>169360823
Encrypted Title KEY:
0841BA8E8A302DC84E191BA7568F0308

FSTInfo Entries:
684792987

you sure memed us dude
>>
>>169360823
so exhausting... this is for SM3DW
>>
>>169360823
HOLY YELLOW DIARRHEA
>>
>>169352391
>>169352701
>>169354607

I knew there was something strange about these posts.
>>
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hey guys how would you describe this image in two words
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>>169360823
>>169360923
It actually works ? HOLY SHIT!!!!
>>
do we even have any evidence the wii u titles are shipped to stores yet?
>>
>>169360960
>>169360963
>>169360982
You're fake comments
>>
>>169361003
Old Poo
>>
>>169361029
No
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>>169360823

mayte I goteem gawin this toim bro, i gave eem a fahkin fake fiyul link bro, these fuhkin cuhnts, bro
>>
>>169360823
>not even right game title ID

try harder.
>>
>>169361003
Poo God
>>
>>169361003
Religious poop
>>
>>169361003
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169361003
Bearded Godly Shit
>>
>>169361003
sacred poop
>>
>>169361003
This thread
>>
>>169361078
thats 3 words you sumbitch
>>
>>169361001
You might be into something... I want to believe.
>>
>>169361003
Any australian
>>
>>169361003
Sanctified Excrement
>>
>>169361003
pious feces
>>
>>169361029
if it hasn't dropped yet then it isn't there meaning that its not in stores yet so. its going to be shipped by Monday which means for us that the earlyist it will leak is midday tuseday
>>
>>169359689
Shitposter here right now, I-I never thought about someones mom actually dying from this. I'm sorry anon. I hope your mom is alright.
Everybody WITHOUT sick moms tho, reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
>>
So when the Title.tik file finally emerges. How do you then use it to show the filesystem, and actually start extracting textures/music from it?
>>
>>169361003
consecrated constipation
>>
>>169361147
Damn, I'm getting sleepy.
Fuck this game.
>>
>>169361227
aa
>>
>>169361003
Deus diarrhea
>>
When I started to search for a leak two days ago I was thinking that people had a initial evidence that someone have the game and this .tik
Starting to feel hopeless and holyshitless
>>
>>169361209
We just got an image from a guy that there is indeed shipments of botw wii u.

>>169361227
Ok

>>169361238
You can decrypt it with nusgrabber, or you can just install it LIKE YOU SHOULD with the brazillian method.
>>
>>169361227
shit
>>
what range of numbers is realistic for FSTInfo Entries anyways?
>>
Ok guys ive been afk for like 1 week, i told you guys that i was going to dump the game, but ill get it tomorrow so please expect the full game tomorrow at 5pm (California time).
>>
>>169361398
Please, humbly kill yourself
>>
Uploading it right now
>>
>>169361398
fuck off
>>
>>169361397
Less than 9000, but I believe 100 or less is the one.
>>
>>169361384
link to this image?
>>
I just want to play the game early.
>>
>>169361501
Finally.
I don't care what the others think, I believe in you.
I have this strange feeling that you're the one.
>>
>>169361227
>>169361392

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169361003
Divine Defecation
>>
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>>169361501
ITS HAPPENING
>>
>>169361551
I'm actually not, I'm just fucking around
>>
Hey guys, wanna see something cool?
>>
>>169361551
kek I lied.
>>
>>169361003
I'm blind
>>
>>169361551
Yeah no problem.

ETA is about 5 hours.
>>
>>169361518


>>169358294
>>169356181 this
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>>169361585
Why did you reply for me?

I'm not joking. I'm actually uploading it.
>>
>>169361590
Yes
>>
>>169356181
fuck this guy
>>
>>169361649
Post pics then.
>>
>>169356181
can this please be real.
>>
Hey guys I don't have the game, not uploading now. Don't get hyped!
>>
>>169358294
HOLY SHIT

For real though, that looked legit.
>>
>>169361585
I trusted you! Perish with your sins
http://s571.photobucket.com/user/ThreeSows/media/faceofbetrayal.png.html
>>
>>169361397
>>169361516
NDS VC has like 150, but games can easily have 10k or more.

Pokken had several thousand images of trainers, one for each combination of customization options, which is why loading that took so long on loadiine.
>>
>>169361649
except you're not. gtfo
>>
>>169361649

HOW MUCH TIME???!!!!!11!!!one!!1
>>
>>169361649
Ok
Post pics
of your dick
>>
>>169361003
SHINSEINA TAWAGOTO
>>
>>169361752
>>169361762
>>169361763
I just fucking got home. Give me some time.
>>
>>169361706
Finally a savior!
>>
>>169361727
Fuck off reddit
>>
>>169348461
If they were selling the game and they broke release date, I'd just scan the shitty code and go to a internet caffe and upload it. But then again I'm passed puberty. You guys will also stop being underage.
>>
>>169361649
It would take less than 2 seconds for you to finish uploading the tiny tik file, you wouldn't be sitting here responding a 2nd time. It'd be done.
>>
>>169361590
no, fuck off
>>
>>169361752
>Implying people lie on the internet
>>
>>169361836
It could be the US version.

Captcha: France DISABLED
>>
>>169361590
Yea, go for it
>>
>>169361873
Literally every single statement on the internet is a lie
>>
Was that a lie?
>>
This is a fake key:

BE 45 EF 56 77 EB FA 87 D2 F7 99 27 F4 34 FF BD
>>
9a 50 f6 1c bc e7 84 cb cd cd 6e 31 08 c4 3d b6
>>
o'm only gonna have one shot at this so i need to be prepared
i have my wii under a vending machine, plugged in
it has haxchi and homebrew channel, with tik2sd
does it need internet to dump
do i need to do snything special before i run tik2sd from the homebrew channel
my sd is only 16gb it doesn't need to cache the whole game before it dumps the tik or something does it, will that be big enough
it def only takes a few seconds right
i cant say much about but if i played my cards right i can get access again before 9pm

thanks for hanging in there
>>
I slept literally just 6 hours in 2 days can't handle this anymore
>>
>>169362013
Checked. Don't know what I was expecting
>>
>>169361824
Why are you fucking pretending to be me?!

>>169361762
It should be up in about 1 and a half hour
>>169361763
Cant do that u perv
>>169361752
Im actually doing it
>>
>>169362067

That copypasta.
>>
>>169362092
What are you, 15?
>>
>>169362067
yeah that all sounds right
>>
>>169362092
Get on my level scrub. I can't sleep i'm stuck on a disk.
>>
>>169362067
if you have haxchi you'll be fine, just start the homebrew channel, have BOTW inserted, then run tik2sd. it'll dump only the tik.
>>
>>169362067
You don't need internet. It will only dump the tik, once thats done get the fuck out and be happy with life.
My hopes are with you anon.
Its just kb of a file.
>>
>>169362067
if you have haxchi just load up the homebrew channel and launch tik2sd, it will only take a few seconds and it will land in a folder on the sd card.
>>
>>169362067
no on wifi
make sure disk is in
tik is needed only for eur usa needs whole game
Idk i never used it game would be about an hour or more i would think tik a few secs/mins
gl anon ur probably lying but eh why not
>>
>>169362067
No need to have internet on the Wii U, boot homebrew channel through haxchi and run tik2sd, take SD card out, upload as you wish.
>>
>>169362067
Inb4 Shrek Super Slam key
>>
>>169362116

Meh 3 AM is nothing new to me

If not then ...idk someone tomorrow has to.
>>
When is 9 PM on kiwi land? In 2 hours?

Don't say 5 hours
>>
Do you think BoTW will have Shadow of Mordor's nemesis system? It is my dream to be bullied by a Bokoblin.
>>
>>169362067
PLEASE, be real
>>
>>169362067
i hope you're legit, man. the aus copy you have access to will work with the eur files we have.

bless you. may jesus smile on you.
>>
>>169362327
85 mins
>>
>>169362327
3 and a half hours from now

I'm not going to make it bros
>>
>>169362327
ask Ausfag
just kidding 5 hours
>>
They said they had their Wii U under a fucking vending machine, how could this be any less believable?
>>
>>169362339
You don't need a nemesis system when literally every enemy, bee, chicken and guardian are chasing you down.
>>
>>169362067
kek, you're good at this shit
>>
>>169362067
Haxchi should work without internet, tik2sd should just get the .tik and be pretty fast about it too, please don't let us down you can do this
>>
>>169362395
My thoughts exactly
>>
>>169362395
obviously hijacking the vending machine as a power source ;)
>>
>>169362395
Well, he could have said it was inside the vending machine
>>
>>169362067
I already tracked your IP.
>>
>>169362395
The bathroom is a place of dumping so people will expect it. A vending machine is not. You also only need the gamepad and a power cable.
>>
>>169362395
more believable than the guy in the fucking bathroom, a vending machine's gotta be near an outlet
>>
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>>169361752
>>169361762
>>169361763
>>169361836
Took me some googling, but I think I got it right.

Here it is. Enjoy it, assholes.

https://www.mediafire.com/?r170zzo76u9o2r2
>>
>>169362327
Actually, 4 hours.sure about this
>>
>>169362510
And it redirect to... *Gasp* Miyamoto sex dungeon?
>>
>>169362563

HOLY SHIT, GUYS. WE DID IT
>>
>>169362563
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TEST THIS
>>
>>169362563
>https://www.mediafire.com/?r170zzo76u9o2r2
TEST SOMEONE
>>
>>169362563
Nope. get out
>>
>>169362563
It works!
>>
>>169362395
Actually they just said wii.
>>
>>169362563
testing rn
>>
>>169362563
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE REAL FUCKING KEY

for Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
>>
I hope australia gets nuked
>>
can you retards stop spamming useless shit when someone shares fake shit
>>
>>169362563
>https://www.mediafire.com/?r170zzo76u9o2r2
Haha My men knows
(its Sonic Boom tik)
>>
>>169362709
What's the difference
>>
>>169362718
holy shit
>>
>>169362563
>https://www.mediafire.com/?r170zzo76u9o2r2
That's for Sonic dipshit.
>>
>>169362530
>The bathroom is a place of dumping so people will expect it.
Well played anon
>>
>>169362563
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

Very nice thanks for playing
>>
>>169362760
Even the holy shits are unenthusiastic now
>>
>>169362813
...holy shit...
>>
I will be sincere... I'm actually loving when someone post a false .tik and people go "HOLY SHIT IS REAL" . So much fun
>>
>>169362861
hs
>>
I give up for tonight. Goodnight guys. Maybe we'll get lucky in the next 8 hours. Stores are still open on a Saturday.
>>
>>169362813
holy

h-

holy s-

shit
>>
Our last hope tonight is VendingBro
>>
>>169362875
im waiting till people get lazy and just start putting the letter h and just that
>>
Someone should post the ticket from a Zelda game that isn't BOTW.
>>
>>169362897
Who the fuck are you?
>>
I might be getting old, but why do you guys shitpost? I don't see the fun in it, from either end. If you got the tik, post it. If you don't, make some OC or something and have some fun that doesn't piss old people off.
>>
>>169362067
please keep us posted, anon
>>
>>169362952
hes the bruteforce master he got like 4 computers running multiple windows
>>
>>169362950
seriously, we already have like a million zelda tickets itt, we should have one false one just to fuck with people
>>
>>169362929
guys, tonight my shit shall be holy. breath of the wild will emerge from it. I cannot disclose my secret. but I will dump the game. how do I do that btw?
>>
I wonder when some hilarious troll will trick people with a fake ticket for some random game again.
>>
>>169362950
6d7c2e81299df2e2735b2fcc16527194
>>
>>169362952
He's a nice g
>>
>>169362950
Now THAT would be quite the posh meme, my Aussie friend!
>>
HOLY SMELLY BEAVERS I FUKING GOT IT!!!

46 0A 51 77 82 09 C9 52 EF 55 1B CD 3A D1 2A D5
>>
Old people must be pissed.
Piss off all the old people, HOLY SHIT!!! \O /
>>
He's BLonkA!
>>
>>169362929
h
>>
>>169363019
>FUKING

you gotta be at least 18 years old to use this site
>>
Why am I laughing so hard from these fake tik downloads
>>
>>169363019
hs
>>
>>169363018
Did you just assumed my gender?
>>
>>169363019
h
>>
>>169363019
Tried, doesn't work. >also ends with 5
>>
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https://wiiu.titlekeys.com/ticket/00050000101c9500.tik

IT'S UP ON TITLEKEYS

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169361001
holy shit
>>
>>169363056
>Must be 18 years or older to use my christian clay modeling forum
>>
>>169363189
No it's not.
>>
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>>169363189
HOLY SHIT
(it's not)
>>
>>169363189
h
>>
c5 7d c9 0d fc d5 e9 06 9c b4 d3 71 1d 5b 77 c9
>>
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
>>169363401
h
>>
hey whats up folks i am on my smoke break here at eb games and we have the legend of zelda: hog wild. will the australian version work???? also can i upload with my vending machine. get hype
>>
>>169363401
Tried, nope.
>>
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>>169362067
is this a ruse?
>>
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!@DADOJ 34 3jj2 4j5 o21 o2o 2o bitly rif240 fka>>169363440
>>169363440
>>169363440
>>169363440
>>169363440
>>169363440
>>
73 68 65 73 75 63 63 6D 65 67 6F 6F 64 6D 61 6E
>>
57 c0 7e 6d c9 e2 4a 07 12 45 b3 2f 9a 05 df 9e
>>
>>169363461
It's someone incredibly bored... like all of us.
>>
>>169359792
No, we'll obviously get it a few days before release. But odds aren't good for this weekend.
>>
>>169363472
h
>>
>>169363472
>>169363496
nope
>>
We all have to Doro Monsta Kaddo
>>
>>169363472
>hesuccmegoodman

>>169363496
Nope.

>>169363465
wtf is this, anon sleep in your bed.
>>
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>>
68 48 69 d5 7c a9 b9 04 11 70 7d 43 1b 75 c4 6c
>>
>>169362067
Give vendorbro your energy
>>
>>169363574
Iwata-san. Take me with you.
>>
>>169363574
desudesudesu

>>169363590
This one ain't either.
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>>169363598
Take my energy, vendorbro!
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>>169363598
I'm tired anon. I'm tired of empty promises.
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>>169362067
hopefully this helps
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My tingle tuner is off the charts. The title key will be here within the hour.
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>>169363686

OK, OK. :( Goodnight.
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>>169363686
but moooooom
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>>169363703
you mean 5 hours
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Breath of the Wild? more like Leak on the Wild.
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>>169363769
WITHIN. THE. HOUR.
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>>169363728
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>leave /zlg/ tabbed with auto refresh while playing pokemon/watching youtube
>5 minutes later
>(43) new posts
>"shit is it happening"
>it's falseflaggers and people responding HOLY SHIT to them

every single time
>>
are we SERIOUSLY going to keep doing this over and over again?
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>>169362067
>i have my wii under a vending machine, plugged in

Anyone else find it hilarious how those "leakers" all have their consoles/games in the most fucked places of their houses?
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>>169362067
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>>169363869
damn i could go for some of that right junk about now
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I hope you all die
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>ctrl+F "HOLY SHIT"
>85 results
cmon...
>>
Little known fact, if your Wii U is under a vending machine, your IP address can't be traced
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>>169363845
h
>>
my wii u is plugged in underground in the backyard of my cousin's house

i would upload it, but I can't find my shovel
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>>169363838
Yes. Until March 3rd. But some say even past then, you will hear echoes of "HOLY SHIT"
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>>169363932
I hope I die
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>>169363932
I may or may not have impaled myself on a dragon dildo
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>>169363861
you have a vending machine in your house?
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>>169363838
every day until you leak it
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>>169363938
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169364001
you don't?
>>
my wii u is being launched on space x's ship. they won't be able to trace it there right?
>>
Ok guys here's the deal. IF you guys manage to leak the ticket, i will livestream my Royal Seppuku.
>>
Fuck, I dumped the tik but my Wii U was strapped to a bunch of helium balloons and the wind blew them up sky high.

It's still floating out there, if someone can find it the SD card should be intact with the tik. Sorry bros, I tried.
>>
>>169363845
Nah
>>
>>169363861
I mean, at least there are bound to be power plugs near a vending machine
>>
>>169364089
it's okay anon, you did what you could
>>
>>169364049
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Now do it
>>
Guys when is VendingMachineBro coming back? He said 9pm, how long until that on shitpost land?
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>>169364139
Haha, i've memed you, asshole
now i have the key, fuck you
>>
>>169364139
Not yet fuccboi
>>
>>169364192
3 hours
>>
ONE PERSON

ALL IT TAKES IS ONE PERSON TO LEAK THE TIK FILE OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED GAME OF THE DECADE

WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>169363932
Worst girl
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>>169364196
I FEEL SO USED!!!!!!!!
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>>169364240
DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT GABU-CHAN YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH
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>>169364049
How about I stream Smash 4 retardy with the only stage being picked being the Breath of the Wild stage?
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So, I'm in distribution in Israel. There's a pallet of games here meant to go to Palestine, but since they are literal niggers over here I'm going to just steal one and nobody will care. My boss would think it's really fucking funny and not even notice what I took.
I'll dump tik at lunch, which is at noon my time.
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>>169364389
Shalom goyim. Do well
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>>169364389
I'm getting really tired of these retarded stories.
Less talk, more dump. You're a worthless sandnigger until you deliver
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>>169364307
Not even the tik can male up for that t r a s h t a s t e
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>>169364389
Sorry, can't speak Alahuakba.
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>>169364389
Palestine doesn't even have electricity lmao don't lie bro.

Ill wait tho
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>>169364389
oy vey
>>
>>169364389
how popular is zelda in the west bank?
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>>169364463

We haven't opened it up yet. There's a chance it's a bunch of Boo amiibo and no Zelda but I asked and was told Switches were coming so I assume Wii U BOTW is with it.
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>>169364389
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What did I miss since like three hours ago
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>>169364397
h
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>>169364230

I mean someone did upload all the files except for it. I have all of them but that one damn file. How the fuck does someone fuck that up ? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GUYYYY
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>>169364465
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>>169364389
>lunch is at noon my time

Really now
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>>169364595
Literally nothing
>>
>>169364595
Lots of shit of the holy variety.
>>
What are we calling vending machine kun
>>
>>169364389
Holy shit, I'm not getting a game from a fucking piece of shit Jew. Rot in hell. I hope a muslim rapes your mother and beheads you.
>>
>>169364595
People have become so disillusioned that HOLY SHIT has devolved into just posting h
>>
HOLY SHIT HE UPLOADED IT

https://darkumbra.net/forums/topic/130580-mega-the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-usb-eur-ticket/#comment-1000326
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Hi
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>>169364691
Not sure if /pol/ or mudslime
>>
>>169364719
>no ticket
>>
i got the tik guys
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>>169364719
HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>
>>169364747
hi
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>>169364761
A /pol/shit.

You can spot them a mile away from how obnoxious they are.
>>
>>169364792
This guy is real, I can feel it
>>
>>169364719
Needs the tik you mong
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>>169364747
BANE?
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>>169364761
>>169364829
>Supporting Israel
I don't like muslims, but I sure as hell hope someone nukes Israel. They enjoy murdering children and bombing cities with innocent people.
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>>169348562
fuck
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>>169364835
I can feel it in mah feets.
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Why is everyone here a lonely weeb who faps to anime girls? Im just waiting for the tik but come on
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>>169364871
Yeah, yeah. Stay woke and all that stuff.
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>believing someone from israel at all
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>>169364719
>a fucking leaf
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>>169364389
Kikes aren't European, is Israel EUR?
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>>169364980
Isreal is EUR.
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>>169364871
>Mudslimes
>innocent
>>
I have the title key and NA game dump. Give me a good reason why I should give them to you all, and not keep 'em for myself.
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>>169364926
This is one of the nicest so far. Damn
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>>169364980
Haha why are you pretending jews are humans?
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>>169364928
It's just me, dude. I'm coping with the lack of providing tik with tits.
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>>169364682
Vendorbro
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>>169365062
Prove it first, then we can talk
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>>169348562
Die
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>>169365062
i will buy fallout 4
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>>169364926
muh dick

is there a collection of these somewhere

i have a tremendous need
>>
>>169365028
Hope your mother gets raped and dismembered in front of you for being a white christian whore
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>>169365062
>no proof

fuck off and die.
>>
>>169365062

Give me a good reason why you didn't end yourself yet
>>
>>169365062
Give me one good reason to trust you.
>>
I work at a Walmart electronics section here in Canada and I have an actual plan to get this shit leaked once and for all.

The Wii u copies are being kept in the glass cages behind the copies of smash bros. I will grab a copy and make it look like im taking inventory.

I will then go to the back and with the help of some canola oil on sale, Slip the game deep inside my rectum and go home

I will then BRAPPP towards my tub hopefully leaving me with a dumpable copy of BOTW

Wish me luck boys
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>>169365068
I think I'm starting to run out of Senran pics... I lost my old collection during a drive failure.
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Holy shit. You guys are fucking nationalists. I'm a Zionist but at least that's about being Jewish and not an elitist scumbag. I'm gonna kick back with BOTW this evening and you guys can suck my cut dick.
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>>169365195
h
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everyone rn
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>>169365195
You will need more than canola oil
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>>169365195
h
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>>169365119
I got them from /skg/ - Senran Kagura General
I think I'm gonna sleep. Goodnight, /zlg/
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>>169365094
>>169365152
>>169365168
I asked for good reasons. You wouldn't want to sour your chances, now would you?

>>169365118
I'm not actually todd, he just makes for good images
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>>169365204
I would help you my matey with more lewds but I'm busy not sleeping for 23 hours, checking tiks, and wanna give my invisible strengh through air to VendingMachineBro
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>>169365262
The embargo is almost up dipshit
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>>169365242
Oy vey.
>>
guys i went to the vending machine at the mall where i keep the wii u

and it's gone

sorry guys
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>>169365062
>believing Todd's lies
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>>169365062
>fileanon !HkAULEG
Because some of us aren't total pricks, and would genuinely appreciate it.
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>>169365356
>You wouldn't want to sour your chances, now would you?
The probability of you providing anything is already zero, you deluded twat
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>>169365356
Yo. I'm coming here from /hbg/ and I think it's a great idea that /zlg/ is its own thing because it's fucking cancer. If you leak the ticket, you'll end the cancer party. That would be sad.
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ok guys, I work at a game shop here where I live (EUR), and maybe I could get the tik for you people. What do I need? ps: I don't own a wii u
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>>169365389
what a surprise

h
>>
>>169365332
Nah

>>169365389
Wrong trip faggot, get the fuck out.

>>169365440
>Don't have a wii u
Nothing
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>>169365440
Fuck you
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>>169365119
>>169365338
Welp, forgot to attach pic. I'm tired.
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>>169365062
Because the only thing more enjoyable than bating leakfags is BTFO of people who have to wait to play legitimately
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>>169365389
Fuck off, I wanna see what the actual vending machine guy's ruse is.
>>
I made a tripcode, do I get the ticket now?
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>>169365362
Review embargo lifts on the 2nd, preview embargo covers everything after the first 5 hours. When the game leaks before the 2nd no one will need the media's opinion. Faggot.
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>>169365389
>mall
>australia

you're a phony!
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>>169365440
A wii u
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>>169365440
>I don't own a wii u

Can't do shit, my man.
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>>169365425
You're on thin ice

>>169365419
I don't doubt it, but beyond playing the game all by myself, a little motivation for all my effort wouldn't hurt, y'know?
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>>169365356
In the off-chance you're legit...
Do it for Yumi.
>>
By the way Zetlink said that there are 4 story dungeons + 15 "traditional" dungeons.
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>>169365518
nah sometimes use the word mall in aus
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>>169365613
Right
You can take your tik and kill yourself with it
fucking faggot
>>
>>169365621
>19 dungeons in a 3D Zelda

What the fuck please be true.
>>
>>169365613
Maybe just drop the bomb, and get the glory and praise afterwards.

But you can just fuck off right now desu.
>>
>>169365613
You would make the internet as a whole very happy, its monumental that you personally could cause something like that for so many people. Plus I myself would be so greatly appreciative.
>>
>>169365613
I'll give you a reason. Because Aonuma said he would commit royal seppuku if we get the ticket and i kinda wanna see that.
>>
>>169365613
well what r u into i got a few paypal bucks?
also got 2 pokemon tcg codes unused
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>>169365613
Anon, my day was shit. Literally 2 people I knew died and 1 doesn't want to talk to me anymore.

I want to just quit reality, I'd appreciate the leak to sink myself into Hyrule this entire weekend and cut communication from the real world. I'm tired of reality right now.
>>
>>169365613
i'll buy anyone with the tik any game on steam
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>>169365613
You sure like to talk a lot.

If you actually have the game, you could be doing two things instead of talking on this thread:
>Playing and enjoying the game early
>Leaking and sharing the joy with everyone, and ending our suffering

Yet you are doing neither, you are here arguing. I wonder what that means.
>>
>>169365613
It would be very easy for you to prove you have access to the game or the game files. Why don't you? You look like just another troll. You don't even have an interesting story to tell like these other faggots
>>
>>169365613
You know what I haven't seen? A picture of the disc.
>>
>>169365613
For all the enjoyment you would have depriving the leak, imagine the enjoyment you would get from fucking over legit purchasers.

More specifically, it would be revenge for Etika trying to get popular with a fake switch because he wasn't able to get a pre-release switch or copy of zelda because of it.
>>
>>169365621
God I hope this is true
>>
>>169365621
sweet lies
>>
>>169365487
hnnngg
>>
Have any of these attention whores delivered any semblance of proof? Or are they just RPing? Why have we believed a single one?
>>
>>169365839
No.

Desperation.
>>
>>169365621
Who is Zetlink?
Source please
>>
>>169365839
Why would anyone lie on the internet?
>>
>>169365613
Okay, imagine this.

You post barely like a kilobyte of data here. Then people go "HOLY SHIT" for about two threads' worth of posts. GBAtemp catches wind of it, so does neogaf, everything's on fucking fire, leaks being turned over by even newer gameplay leaks.

At least one person at Nintendo is losing their job. Because you posted barely a kilobyte of data. And the entire Internet is blazing and burning and going "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BY JESUS ON A POGO STICK".

Isn't that a sight worth beholding? Isn't it worth it to be able to remind yourself that you were the one who, on February 25, 2017, changed the Internet for weeks and laid off people at Nintendo?
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>>169365839
The only one was vendingmachinebro, showing a shipment of wii u botw aus
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>>169365619
I consider anime degenerate, so that won't be it

>>169365691
Never reply to my post again

>>169365728
I'm not in it for the money. How about we start by spicing up this thread a notch or 10, if you know what I mean.
>>
I'm downloading the EUR version to play on my USA console
>>
>>169365908
>showing a shipment of wii u botw aus
allegedly
it could have been a printed sheet of paper inside a box
>>
>>169365941
yo post disk or something is that ok please? also what would you happen to like
>>
>>169365941
Nah fuck you. Post tik or gtfo
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>>169365889
>>
>>169365976

It was a legit cover. The correct AUS one. Also some anon before asked very fishy questions about the Wii U and things needed and seemed like VendingMachineBro, I believe it was him.

Of course, we can just believe.
>>
stop replying to the roleplayer please
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>>169365941
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>>169365941
Disk with timestamp pic please?
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>>169366135
>It was a legit cover.
how can you determine that when we saw only 5% of the damn thing
he didn't even need a case, it could have literally been a printed paper
>>
>>169365062
Go fuck yourself faggot
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I only have 4 days left to live and I was hoping I could play BoTW before I go...
>>
Alright guys, Friday work in my University are over and I'm going to have to work on gamestop this Saturday. Shipment is said to be already there of BotW Wii u edition, said by my buddy Jesus.
Since my boss is cool I'll be getting a copy.
I won't be able to dump it till Wednesday to cover my ass if my boss gets suspicious.
Hopefully you guys have the game dumped by then, if not I will start on Tuesday
>>
>>169365941
Yeah, yeah. Why are you still alive? Fuck you
>>
Someone post the shipment pic I missed it
>>
Here it is. Someone posted it to Wiiuiso. Still absolutely stunned it took this long for someone to leak it.

EUR btw

https://mega.nz/#!KIR31QiQ!qdFOVqfB3gmfNH8VScKLuSYrjYu2byeeWEnyTTV9S-8
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>>169366223
Yeah, yeah, sure. Attention whore
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>>169366039
Disc is currently in the WiiU, being dumped.

You know, it wasn't very fun slogging through all those bullshit pastebin tutorials to get this up and running. I could have just popped it in and started playing, but I thought this would be better

>>169365764
>>169365898
These reasons aren't too bad, but there is time for more fun first
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>>169365941
How much spice can you handle?
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>>169366268
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169366167
idk man I haven't sleep for 20+ hours, all I'm saying its the correct cover.

>>169366257
Look up

>>169366268
No.
>>
>>169366268
>https://mega.nz/#!KIR31QiQ!qdFOVqfB3gmfNH8VScKLuSYrjYu2byeeWEnyTTV9S-8

James, Gas, anyone?
>>
>>169361227
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169366284
>Disc is currently in the WiiU, being dumped.

...Wait a fucking second, you're telling me there's no easier way to dump the tickets than to dump the entire disk?

Hey, homebrew coder fags with a Wii U, why are you letting this happen?
>>
>>169366268
HOLY SHIT, ANON, YOU DID IT! YOU DID FUCKING NOTHING, FAGGOT
>>
>>169365941
Post in other website, wiiuiso or gbatemp or reddit.
4chan is just hell..
>>
>>169366257
see
>>169358294
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>>169366331
>>169366340
>>169366389
u're fake news
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>>169366284
The Spice must flow.
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>>169366384
How many times besides right now have you ever wanted just one file of a game
>>
>>169366268
>https://mega.nz/#!KIR31QiQ!qdFOVqfB3gmfNH8VScKLuSYrjYu2byeeWEnyTTV9S-8
> Twilight princess key
Fail. Jump off a bridge after class.
>>
>>169366384
Not him, but we don't have the NA version of the game. The NA tik by itself is useless right now
>>
>fake
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>>169366284
ooo post a pic of the gamepad then good man?
>>
>>169366458
The 3DS titlekey website operates on exactly that principle, man.
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>>169366284
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>>169366284
Also a tertiary reason, if you release it while/after being a smug cunt it will lead credence to every single future fake tripfag and fake leaker in the future.
>>
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guys look what i found at the mall holy shit
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>>169366598
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169366598
HOLY SHIT!
>>
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>>169366598
WHAT THE FUCK
NO
>>
>>169366598
PUT IT BACK
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>>169366598
THAT'S VENDING MACHINE BRO'S, LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE YOU CUNT

ARE YOU A NINTENDO NINJA? FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>169366598

STEAL THE DISK.
>>
>>169366598
OH FUCK PUT IT BACK
>>
>>169366598
H O L Y
S H I T
>>
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>>169366598
What the fuck

Did you really went to some random mall and do that, or is that VendingMachineBro's Wii U??
>>
>>169366598
BOYS WE JUST GOT

C A U G H T
A
U
G
H
T
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>>169366598
This is entertaining even if fake
>>
>>169366598
HAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169366598
Damn nintendo ninja
>>
>>169366598
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169366598
HOLY SHT
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER
>>
>>169366598
Hands down the best ruse yet, I'm fucking dying
>>
>>169366598
RIP Vending Machine Bro.

Probably already being kept in an underground bunker for "questioning".
>>
>>169366598
Jesus fuck that floor is filthy. Put it down before you get a disease. I doubt that poor Wii U can survive all that dirt and dust.
>>
>>169366598
Oh god damn this thread is so fun, I don't need Zelda anymore
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>>169366481
What this anon said. As far as I'm aware the yurop version and NA tik wouldn't be compatible

Hence why I'm sitting here suffering while this fucking thing dumps

Lads, I'm not going to lie, it might be a while. My internet isn't the greatest at uploading files

>>169366516
>gamepad

Nigga what do you take me for? I use pro controller. And I don't think the gamepad would be displaying anything interesting right now anyway.
>>
>>169366598
Delete this and put it back
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>>169366810
Fuck off, snowflake. You're not funny anymore.
>>
>>169366810
fuck off vendingBro has the spotlight now. piece of shit faggot
>>
>>169366810
Post case with timestamp senpai
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YOOOO WE GOT IT


GOING HOME TO DUMP NOW DUBS GET .TIK
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>>169366810

You just got outed dude, you need the GamePad to get to disc2app and tik2sd.
>>
>>169366810
>I use pro controller

You need the gamepad to dump and use homebrew, this fucking nigger has nothing.
>>
>>169366598

OH THIS WAS WORTH THE DAY OF WAITING

Oh fuck my sides.
>>
>>169366598
where were you when the best thread of 2017
>>
>>169366810
you've had your 5 minutes, now scoot
>>
>>169366912
y daddy?
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>>169366598
PROTECT HIM, VENDING MACHINE BRO IS THE LAST BASTION!
>>
>>169366912
ruined it too fast
>>
>>169366912
HOLY SHIT
O
L
Y

S
H
I
T
>>
>>169366810
not posting a pic hurt ur rep>>169366851
>>169366857
u didots know thats not really vend bros ii u right? anon
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>>169366598
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169366912
Fuck you
>>
>>169366912
can you even put a gamecube disc in a wii U?
>>
>>169366598
i love you anon thanks for this
>>
>>169366989
i said FUCK OFF noone believes you piece of shit.
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>>169366919
>>169366920
FUCK! thanks for the (you)'s though

Back to waiting for zelda like everyone else
>>
>>169366989
>u didots know thats not really vend bros ii u right?
if ive learned one thing from all the brute froce talk its that the probablity of two wiius being under vending machines isn't possible
>>
>>169367008
You can put any disc you want, it doesn't mean it'll read it though
>>
>>169367037
retard
>>
>>169367040
>if ive learned one thing from all the brute froce talk its that the probablity of two wiius being under vending machines isn't possible

>>169366598


But one is.
>>
>>169366598
>>169366912
This was really fucking funny anon.

Either way, he's not VendingMachineBro because of no tripcode... what the fuck are you doing with a Wii U on a vending machine tho?

also thats not a pal disc is it
>>
>>169367053
I mean in particular because of the size, a drive has to be designed to take a mini disc
>>
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>>169366598
>>
Five days and you still don't have it. Why do you even care anymore?
>>
>>169367037
End youself
>>
why are we so sure the vending machine guy has it again?
>>
>>169367131
it took god more days to make the earth he didnt give up neither do we well have wild breath any minute
>>
>>169367131
>five days
What kind of fantasy land do you live in?
>>
>>169367146
Because it's better to have a false hope than being in despair
>>
>>169367146
>>169358294
>>
>>169367182
>2017
>Western Religion
What in the name of Brahma are you talking about
>>
>>169367184
Five days left, technically. Five days and 23 hours.
>>
>>169367218
its more probablility that youll brote froce the thing than life existing random my god is an awesome god he reigns supreme
>>
Ok guy i got the bleach ready to go.
>>
>>169367131
We'll have it in five hours.
>>
>>169367232
five days three hours for the superior timezone
>>
>>169367269
My Gods avatar is your God faget
>>
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>>169366598
Theres no fucking way
>>
New thread WHEN
>>
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post a link

i dare you
>>
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Tits are disgusting. Flat for life.
>>
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>>169366598
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Lets dance while we wait
>>
>Breath of the Wildis, without question or debate, the hardest Zelda game of the last twenty years. In fact, as an "old" who literally grew up playing the original Zelda games on NES and SNESwhen they came out, Iā€™d argue itā€™s the hardest Zelda game period

Hype
>>
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Tits are life.
Look at that chick on the right
LOOK AT HER
>>
>>169367561
Who said this
>>
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>>169367561
Nice try shill. Fuck off.
I'm not believing some retarded youtube, streamer, whatever when they suck at videogames
>>
Tits and flat are the same
I love both
>>
>>169367680
wow ur're'st such a rebel
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I'll take a pretty face over tits any day.
>>
>>169367749
He's right though. Anyone who doesn't suck nintendos dick at launch is going to be cut out from the reviewing world for the generation. You can't trust shit right now
>>
>>169367776
What are you, gay? You could find a boy with a pretty face.
>>
>>169367652

Polygon, lol.
>>
>>169367830

But not a vagina.
>>
>>169367841
"Can't aim and shoot" Polygon
"Can't beat Nioh tutorial level" Polygon
"Sucks so bad at games we can't review them" Polygon
>>
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Who is ready for egoraptor to play breath of the wild?
>>
>>169367830
I'm not saying you've got to go flat, but face is more important than chest fat.

>>169367865
Yes.
>>
>>169367865
Not necessarily. It's a strange world we live in.
>>
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>>169367936
Ugh
>>
new thread when
>>
>>169366598
This should be the next OP image
>>
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Who would you like to review the newest zelda?
>>
>>169368061

>Digibro

Please, please consider suicide.
>>
>>169368061
sw1tcher/grumps ftw
>>
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>>169368061
This weird nerd.
>>
>>169368061
>Fitzthistlewits

godspeed.
>>
>>169368061
The super best friends. Now that Liam is gone they can finally play games that aren't RE games properly again.
>>
Need a new thread soon.

I hope VMB is ok.
>>
>>169368118
>faggots 4 faggots
>>
>>169367578
she's maximum overcute

is she a major character in that game?
>>
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Inb4 dead thread
>>
>>169368464
We're scared for Vending bro.
>>
>>169368061
>pussy magnets
>>
>>169368464
We're waiting for our last hope
>>
>>169368447
Yes. Party member mid game
Cute personality too.
Not too major that you might think but good enough
>>
>>169368464
saucerolo b4 this dies?
>>
>>169368576
nvm
https://e-hentai.org/g/451156/3856de02d5/
>>
>>169368569
Is her game actually good? Never played an atelier
>>
>>169368663
Game is good but some people hate the time mechanic
You get better the more you play. If I was reasonable i would give it a 7.5 but im bias so i give it an 8.5
simple battle mechanics that is still fun, cool alchemy and cute girls and badass guys
would replay 5 more times (which i did)
New game plus is great and loads of endings with characters
>>
>>169368764
Kinda tempted to pirate on PSTV
>>
>>169368879
do it, thats exactly how i decided to play it
>>
If you don't reply to this post your mother will be fucked by an Aussie
>>
>>169348562
Fuck
>>
we need a new thread. someone make it
>>
>>169369074
>>169369074
>>169369074
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>>169369078
Too shy for that
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