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> /hsg/ Tournament Information
25 BATTLENET BUCKS GRAND PRIZE
Sign-ups closed
EU Date: Feb. 24-26
EU Time: 2pm EST / 19:00 GMT
NA Date: Mar. 3-5
NA Time: 6pm EST / 23:00 GMT
Estimated time: 4 hours per day
Format: Conquest, Bo5, Standard Set
Stream: twitchDOTtv/axolotlhooves
Streamer Battletag: AxolotlAndy#1798

>Class submission
Once the banned cards are in you have until thursday to submit your classes + battletag to [email protected].

>Arena Help
http://heartharena.com/
https://discord.gg/m8F3YeZ

Page 10 edition

>Deck Tracker:
https://hsdecktracker.net/

Previously:
>>169276043
>>169276043
>>169276043

>/hsg/ Tournament Discord
https://discord.gg/4FRGTjd
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top 100 for our guy lojom
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>Lothar casting
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WHO GO DAR
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What do you think he smells like?
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>>169369315

Gunpowder and failure
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>>169369008
It never dawned on me how much of a celebrity game I view hearthstone as, if it doesn't have people I'm familiar with I don't bother watching.
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The HCT weekends have been so exciting. It really shows just how much skill the professionals have over regular ladder plebs.

Such skill intensive plays as not drawing patches turn 1 or having reno on turn 6. Truly amazing.
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Are they using a screenshot of GundamFlame or does he simply not move a muscle?
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>>169369756
Did you not watch /OUR/ guy Lojom push aggro cancer's shit in with healadin and tauntlock?
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>>169369664
Most people only show intetest when the top 5 to 10 hearthstone streamers and top 3 casters are on screen, just look at how the chat was constantly raving for NaviOOT. He is pretty handsome though.
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>>169369315
dust and sweat
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>>169369816
I watched him lose to aggro shaman then had to afk. How'd that go?
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>>169369816
If ever there was a time to claim /ourguy/, it would be now
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>>169369868
He reverse swept the pirate warrior. It was pretty fucking sick. This guy brings his own decks and makes it work
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>>169369923
fuck I missed it I would have loved to watch him
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>Tansoku could have actually traded into a 7 health minion on turn 2

This game disgusts me.
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>>169369816
>tauntlock
you mean the first half of reno lock doubled
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>>169369989
then dont play it
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wait did amnesiac not make it?
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>>169370216
You mean kind of like how handlock is just the good cards of renolock doubled? Hmm....
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>>169370359
no, the little faggot highrolled his way into top 8 with a shitty 5-2 record then got fucked by murloc warrior.
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>>169369315
0%
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>>169370359
He got paired with Fr0zen in top 8 and lost, glad Mr. Water Warrior finally gets his time to shine. DocPwn sucks though
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>come home
>try to go in the bathroom quietly
>before I can jump in the shower, gf opens the door
>sees the lipstick on my dick
FUCK
Friday night ruined
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>be aggro rogue vs mid-jade shaman
>have a shit load of damage in hand but cant play it all in one turn and afraid of taunt totem/thing from below
>wait a second...
>Leeroy, hit face
>Shadowstep
>Leeroy hit face
>Shadowstep
>I have no board and opponent has 2 useless totems a drake and 4 1/1 whelps
>full board means hes unable to play a taunt, healing fish or hero power
>he cant kill me unless he plays a rando bloodlust
>mid-jade doesnt even play lightning bolt for him to kill one of the whelps with
>Leeroy, coldblood for lethal

Christ, that was cool. Using the whelps as an advantage is sick.
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>>169370972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-QTw615b4

I know that feel bruh
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>>169370972
So what happened when she found out you like to cross dress and suck your own dick
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>>169371009

>aggro anything

Kill yours-

>Midjade Shaman

....I'm conflicted
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>>169371009
It's always a good feeling when you use your own intellect to lock out a game
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>>169370540
breddy much, focusing on two different things
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>>169371009
thats a pretty nice play, gj
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>>169370359
Wasn't Amnesiac the little shittalking goblin?
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>>169371110
we can all kill ourselves, anon.

>>169371127
>>169371223
thanks, it's instances like these that really remind me of why i have so much fun playing this shitty game.

>>169371373
yep
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>>169370972
hope this is a joke because thats SICK youre a sick disgusting human bean dude
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>>169371920
>muh wumyn feelings

what a fucking cuck, kek.
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>>169372047
SICK FREAK
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this overlay seems familiar...

is with or without the wooden arches better?
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>Play Ramp Druid
>Ramp up to 10 mana in the time it takes Shaman to get to 6
>He STILL manages to win

Fuck you Ben.
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MOHZEZ IS OUR GUY
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>>169372449
>play ramp druid
>it feels like a bad jade druid
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competitive hearthstone
eckkkkkssss deeeeeee
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>>169372449
>play Astral Druid
>Astral on turn 1 with Innervate and Coin
>play 8+ mana minions for the duration of the game
>he STILL manages to win

That's when I realized I should just join the cancer
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*topdecks constantly*

nothing personal, joewn
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>>169372774
this desu, I remember cheesing out ancient of war ridiculously early then he just clears it with bolt and buccaneer, shaman is so fucking broken when you understand that it can go through a druid that's ramped way above his give like holy shit 477 trades favorably with dark arakkoa
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>>169372916

As the original Ramp Druid, I was only able to ramp that high because the Shaman I faced managed to kill my turn 2 Doomsayer.

Seven fucking damage on turn two. I hope Shamans are enjoying their time now, because in an expansion or two they're gonna get the Kara-Priest treatment.
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It'll be interesting to see if blizzard pulls the game out of the shitter. I'm not holding my breath though, when they "fix" the busted shit they have now they'll just have a new set of busted shit resulting in an even more cancerous meta.

What I wouldn't give to go back to the days of Dr. 7 into BGH.
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COON
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>>169373272

WOG was a step in the right direction because it showed that they understood the importance of control decks, and gave them tools to be powerful.

Now if only they'd stop giving aggro and midrange decks the tools to be OVERWHELMING, things might get better.
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nice fucking game blizzardbabs.
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jowen full breakdown after that throw
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>>169373436
I guess that means druid isn't shit in arena anymore
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>>169373423
Wotog would have been a near perfect expansion if they didn't make yog cancer incarnate.
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>>169373634

>10 mana card
>cancer

t. aggro shitter who got flamestriked one too many times.

If you're running a 10 mana minion, there's a reasonable demand that it wins the game, or at least sets up lethal, for you the turn it's played.
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>>169373634
I'm sure control warrior would rather face a yogg than today's 4 10 mana kazakus potions
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>>169373767
I didn't have a problem with yog being powerful salty mage faggot. I had a problem with him being RANDOM XD. He could have read "Transform all other minions into sheep gain 10 armor, and draw 3 cards" and I would have been fine with him because he'd have been a strong end game card that you could bank on having a standard outcome. The problem with Yog was he was a random factor that turned matches on their head. I hated seeing him played in tournaments because it cheapened the outcome.
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I don't think I could be a tournament player i'd get too tiled on the matchmaking
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based Lojom. turned out the secret to beating aggro wasn't playing disgustingly greedy reno decks with a crutch full heal and overpowered potion maker.

Reno actually fucks over standard control decks as much as it does aggro. Can't wait for that cancer to be dead.
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>>169373993
you said it, man. reno was cool for a bit but definitely overstayed his welcome.
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>>169373954

>The problem with Yog was he was a random factor that turned matches on their head

So then you also had a problem with C'Thun (no promise he'd clear a board or have a lethal effect) and Y'Shaarj (could pull a useless minion, or Doomsayer)

Since N'Zoth was the only Old God you had any sort of direct control over guiding, was WOTOG as "near perfect" as you think?
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>>169373767
Did you even play the game back then? If you were in a long match with a '''yogg''' druid and he shit out the man himself you'd be fucking pissed 70â„… of the time because it gave him more than enough tempo to win the game
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>>169374098
>C'thun
Why? his damage was almost always a total finisher, and when it wasn't it, wasn't beyond the scope of previous random damage effects like the boombots. C'thun was a well designed 10 mana card if anything, and I only really had problems with some of his supporting minions, but those were minor quibbles.
>Y'shaarj
>Implying he was run outside of meme decks built entirely around him.
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>>169374136

Like I said, there's a certain expectation for a 10 mana minion to at least set up a game winning scenario for you.

That's why the Old Gods saw play and Faceless Behemoth didn't.
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>>169374081
It will be nice to hear people use the term handlock again
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>>169374098
im not that guy but C'Thun and Y'Shaarj can be controlled much more than Yogg. Yogg is entirely random, so you play him and hope(lol) you get something good.
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>>169374257

>Faceless Behemoth didn't

Until tonight!
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>>169374257
The problem is Yog sometimes didn't set up a game winning scenario. He was slightly more likely to help you yes, but he could have just as easily fucked you over. I don't like cards that read "Flip a coin, if heads you will be in a winning position, if tails you will lose" I like cards like C'thun that say "If you get me fucking huge I'll definitely put you in a position to win unless your opponent pulls something out of his ass"
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Help me out please, I have the watch and learn quest. aRoses#2953 EU.
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>>169369664
only the famous streamers stream in english. when i visit twitch im having a hard time finding a stream that isnt in russian or french
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I don't know which chink to root for...
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>>169374421

If you didn't like a card that was an coinflip on being game winning/losing, then why play him, especially when there were three other Old Gods you could easily build a deck around and have good success with?

This brings me back to the theory that you were on the receiving end of one too many solid Yoggings. Unless you think random chance is cancer incarnate for a card game as a whole, in which case you may be involved in the wrong game, mate.
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>>169374257
>>169374421
Should a 10 mana minion have an unignorably significant effect of the game? Sure. Should it singularity put you in a position to win the game statistically often with no support and regardless of the current state of the game? Absolutely fucking not
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>>169374640
>random chance is cancer incarnate
On a large enough scale it is.
Yog was the first true offender on that scale though which is why I'm so vehemently against it. For the most part I don't really have a problem with the RNG in other aspects, yog was just poorly designed cancer for STORIES XD.
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I suggested this before but my view on how to change yogg was something like a spell threshold on each ability scaling it to do more.
1. 5 spells clear the board
2. 10 spells draw cards
3. 15 spells heal
4. 20 generate value
Something like that, I know yogg was 'rng' but you could always play it after a lot of spells and expect it to draw cards and clear the board, now it does shit absolutely nothing
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>>169374753
That's why ragnaros was removed
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>>169374595
Root for me
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>>169374753
Isn't this exactly what things like Kazakus and Reno are doing right now and for half the cost with no previous setup
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Holy Shit!
>>169347884
>>169349967
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>>169374985
Reno should be removed from the game and instead increase the life pool for every player, so aggro shitters can play their stuff and it would work like a buffer for more room instead these extremes of styles we have now
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>>169374926
not really. Rag was never overpowered or too good, it just restricted card design because an 8-mana card thats better than rag would be too good.
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>>169375054
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>>169374985
Thankfully Reno and the big kazakus value enabler brann are rotating out.
But also Jade is a direct counter to the insane renolock value generator. And this just brings us to another point, why the current rock paper scissors design of the current meta is fucking abysmal.
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Great round of hearthstone. Turn 5 concede against pirate warrior
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>>169375153
I don't mind rock paper scissors,it is a good balance starting point if they made it well.At the moment though it is rock paper ,but the scissors are not the scisors they predicted(aggro instead of handbuff).Then they are gonna nerf pirates without fixing the handbuff cards and we are left with a full retart meta till the expansion.
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>>169375104

>Increase the life pool

That wouldn't change anything, since you're either not increasing it by enough for control decks to stabilize or you're increasing it by too much and aggro decks steam out. Either way, better off just having Reno be the deciding factor.

Maybe increase life pool based on a certain stat average in your deck, so that slower decks have more health and can survive longer against aggro decks, without guaranteeing a set amount of damage that either party has to aim towards healing/dealing?
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>>169375114
The idealist part of me says they removed rag because they couldn't nerf him and keep him relevant in any mode, but they also realize the power level of classic needs to be reduced so they can design weaker but still successful cards in the future and open up space for the shit cards of hearthstone to start being played again.

The cynic in me says they're just continuing on their quest to marginalize classic to force people to invest more in expansions.
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If I Resurrect an Ancient of War, will I get a 5/5, or the 5/10 state with taunt which it was before it died?
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>>169374595
/our/ guy >>169369816

There are a bunch of top 8 vets like pingpingho the shaman god (since vanilla), navioot the hunky autistic control warrior player, etc. if you wanted a familiar face, but just root for the person you see who has your favorite lineup imo
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>>169373423
Early WoG was best meta,before the dragon warrior tardery.Tempo warrior was the coolest deck in the game's ladder ever.
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>>169375352
i have the same thoughts sometimes, but solo adventures will from now on be free and give packs and we'll also be getting daily login rewards so whatever, I dont think blizz is too evil.
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>>169375441
5/5
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>>169375114
There were absolutely times especially early on where rag was "too good"
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something about sweep's eyes look weird. i cant put my finger on it though...
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>>169375754
I guess rag was at its best in November when everyone was playing him and midrange shammy played both rag and al'akir, but that's really it.

And that was in midrange shaman meta, soooo...yea it was really OP playing him into a board full of totems every other game.
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Druid has so many cool possibilities
>beast druid
>ramp druid
>spells druid (even with Medivh)
>token/buff druid
>combo druid (with Aviana + Malygos or C'Thun)

>none of it is played
This has to be the most oppressive meta to date
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>>169375916
aviana kun c'thun yung'brewmastah c'thun is played
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>>169375891
Rag was removed, because it was a good card that included too much RNG. Blizzard doesn't want tournaments to be decided by a Ragnaros cointoss.
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>>169375941
How? It can't win against aggro since it needs to draw the whole deck more than half the time
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>>169375563
you know they're just copying all that from shadowverse to stem the rate of defection
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>>169376036
>shadowverse invented daily rewards for online mobile games
Settle down weeb
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>>169376009
>this is why rag was removed, not the reason they said
uh ok

>>169376036
haha hearthstones growing pretty healthily though.
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>>169375563
>solo adventures will from now on be free and give packs and we'll also be getting daily login rewards
>>>/reddit/

daily login is only as a hype for a few weeks until the expansion and you know it's gonna be nothing
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>>169376036
On a temporary basis anon, they can't give out freebies forever, they have expenses like food and shelter after all.
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>>169376094
>mobile games didn't exist until 2017
daily rewards, story mode, ladder floors, all magically showing up after 3+ years coincidentally after a new game threatens market share

yeah buddy nothing to see here
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>>169376029
Ladder versions of that list make sure to include removal in all its tech spots, the taunts carry a lot

Meanwhile a malygos combo version is usually able to fit in more spells with defensive capabilities and has a surprisingly decent overall winrate
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>>169376148
man, why are casuals always so angry. Just let yourself be happy they're doing something nice. Or don't and quit playing. You're just a bummer.
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>>169376269
you have to go back
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>>169376324
huh
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>>169376347
>undisclosed amount of packs if any
>very short period of unknown login rewards
>factor in the jew nature of blizzard meaning its safer to assume they will be almost negligible
>not a long term solution
>realize the huge amount of offset required
>shilling for that being a good thing
>no counter arguments just starts name calling
you have to go back
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>>169376182
Im not saying they didn't copy it form somewhere,I'm saying they did'nt copy it from your shitty weeb game.
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>>169375563
Except even when you add all that free stuff together it won't come anywhere NEAR the content-per-money value adventures offered (since that's why they added the free stuff in the first place, to ease people into an all-expansion year).

You know what 10-20 free packs is gonna do for you? Help you unpack a Boogeymonster or whatever the next batch of filler Legendaries will be like. That sure beats the value of dropping 3k gold to get all the cards of a set.
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>>169376440
>y-y-you called me names
because I said you're acting like a bummer? Or because I called you a casual? Are you not a casual? It was a legitimate question, i play the game very competitively, test with people who've made 10k+ playing this game and all that shit and I personally tend to like most of blizzard's moves, so it always surprises me when casuals of all people complain the most.

>>169376509
Oh well. I'm an adult with a job, sorry if I assume others are in the same position.
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>>169376491
>One of Hurtstone's most popular streamers streams weebverse
>A bunch of other streamers start streaming weebverse
>Wow it has really good features
>Blizzard could learn a lot from this.
>After the biggest fuckup in hearthstone's history they just happen to be adding features from their primary competitor to sate the playerbase and draw people back in
>I-It totally wasn't copied from weebverse.

Shit man, not even weebs are this delusional.
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>>169376629
>most popular streamers
who? Kripp doesnt, does he?

I hope you dont mean reynad, hes tanked a lot. Even dog gets more on average at this point, doesnt he?
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>>169376717
Kripp streams it occasionally, even has Youtube videos on it.
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>>169376629
>biggest fuckup in hearthstone's history
aww, that's cute.
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>>169376717
I believe Hafu and Eloise did the first shadowverse streams, but Kripp was by far the biggest, most vocal, and most regular proponent of the game. He's done streams of it during which /svg/ erupts into a shitstorm of discord falseflagging twitch eceleb butthurt. Reynad did a few, and Trump even did a video on it.
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>>169376791
Name a bigger one
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>>169376627
>Oh well. I'm an adult with a job, sorry if I assume others are in the same position.
Why are you arguing against your own financial interest, I doubt you have a job because you clearly don't understand the value of money.
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>>169376914
Just don't reply to him, people like that love the attention from pretending to be retarded.
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>>169376627
i literally just told you argue the points because thats what we do here, person insults get you nowhere thats something reddit does

and you just do it again so good on you lol
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>>169376914
bro I'm still in college and one night's tips is enough for 70 packs of a new set, which with the gold we should all be saving up from dailies is fine enough.

Sorry not all of us suck at life.

>>169377106
I asked a question, actually. Reading comprehension, babe.
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>>169377186
>man, why are casuals always so angry. Just let yourself be happy they're doing something nice. Or don't and quit playing. You're just a bummer.
is answered in the response
i dont think you get to ignore the points made there as a response just by repeating your initial statement and now claiming you deserve another answer
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>>169377340
the response was just "you have to go back"
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>>169376629
Those streamers get paid to advertise that shit.
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>>169377461
>>169376440
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>>169377554
haha you're not very good at following a conversation.
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>>169377186
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>>169377186
Every post you've done so far has had a line of dialogue intending to insult someone, I don't think you intend to honestly discuss topics
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>>169377641
i can only conclude you are doing this on purpose now
have a nice day
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>>169377726
>getting baited by "you mad, poorfag?" garbage
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grill!
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>>169377827
Where?????
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Farming / Botting rank 20 with hypercancer decks is a win/win.

You get quick easy wins for gold and portrait, while new players start quitting and complaining. The one metric Team 5 actually cares about, new player acquisition and retention.

So if that starts dropping they might actually improve things not only in terms of the meta but for f2p too.
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the filipino girl looks like she's 12
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>>169377720
I apologize for that, people in this general just tend to bitch about the smallest things and I have a bad habit of bitching about that.

When I say things like "I'm an adult with a job" it's not necessarily to insult people as much as it's to say if you're bitching about spending money on your hobby then you're a crybaby. Oh, I guess that's an insult.
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>>169377493
Sure, but interestingly kripp did his first couple streams then said he wouldn't do any more unless cygames sponsored him to do them.
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tfw my bot just reached rank 5 on his own and got 6k gold in total for me.
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>>169378128
What's your acct? I'd love to see your bot in action and compare it to mine.
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>>169368451
You got a timecode/ link to midrange Warlock deck?
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>Play this tavern brawl
>End up with two lorewalker chos
>Game suddenly becoimes a spamfest of filling the other guy's hand up with ever increasing cards

It was actually pretty fun
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>>169378185
www.hearthranger.com/forum/yaf_postst7491_Project-Rank-5.aspx

I just copied wild pirate warrior from here.
You will need to install different silverfish thou, and copy-paste discover+combo+mulligan+general settings.
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>>169378075
That's because he gets the most viewers with hearthstone for max subs/donati I ns, or there are plenty of other games he could get sponsored to play
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Is cara trying to vibrate through walls?
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>>169378240
I believe he is still poised to make it to top 8 tomorrow, so it will probably be on popular netdecking sites in a couple hours.

Alternatively, does anyone have the link to the Google drive with all of the prelims decks? That would be amazing
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SEKRIT AGENT CUMMING THROUGH
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>>169378749
Is there R34?
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NEW WAIFU HERE!

Cara is cute!

CUTEEEE!!!!!
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>>169378892
she's cuter than eloise, and she's not even trying!!
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>>169378892

>she's a mother

what the fuck, she unironically looks 10

>tfw no milf hearthstone gf
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>>169378892
Cara CUTE!
LOL
O
L
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>>169378892
CARA IS A WINNER!
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>>169378892
She looks like a Filipino Ellen Page

Eloise (and pathra) are still top hearthstonefu
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>>169379150
>being attracted to Lego pieces
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>>169379150

the only good hs waifu is allie
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>>169379214

her casting is literally the worst
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>thumbs up
/OurGirl/
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>>169377994
>blizzard giving away free stuff is great
>no it's not because what's lost is way more than what's gained and now you have to fork over even more money for cards you might not even want
>lol what are you a casual? I have a job and friends that made real money from Hearthstone tournaments (that I test with btw)
>dude stop just address my argument
>bro I'm in college I make gallons of money every day must suck if you're poor bb
>ok you are not serious goodbye
>lol what a crybaby
uhh...
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>>169379214
looks like a guy desu
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>>169379389
if skewing things makes you feel better, buddy. I donate my anonymous surrender so you can sleep tonight.
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With just an extra 50/60 gold a day from 2 hours of free botting I can now get 145 f2p packs, which is enough for a decent coverage (half of a full collection).
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>jap hearthstone
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>>169379214
>>169379265
Honestly I've only seen her stream once or twice and base my opinion off of these pics
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Do you guys Freeze Mage in form of cryomancer/shatter/demented frostcaller/freezing potion will ever be viable? Seems like a cool idea to freeze the enemy board/minions for a few turns, then wiping it all with flamestrike while building up your own board at the same time. Might aswell toss in some arcane giants and Medivh.
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>>169379939

Someone tried it in the tournament last night and it bored us all to tears.
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Ree why didn't she coins it's 4 damage
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next week patch is only pirate/claws nerfs and arena stuff,or hall of fame too?
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what a game
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>>169380028
only pirate claws arena
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>>169380013
It's 6 damage face with Tony + fireball, and she had drake/firelands next turn for Rag, you don't want to waste that for a potential 0-2 damage face.
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>>169379939
Here's a quick guide to help you
>Can it be pointed face?
>No
As you can see it will never take off, It's a worse execute
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>>169379981
Post list?
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>>169379016
>she's a mother
Sauce?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus

kek
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>losing to a girl
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>>169380249
i dont get it
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>>169380028
when is the patch?
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>>169380304
Activate your almonds

It's a metaphor for laddering in hearthstone
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>>169380346
I assume early morning on the first of march.
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>>169380365
but laddering is fun not futile
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>>169380249
And yet you still find yourself in a hearthstone general for some reason
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>>169380534
Low willpower and Blizzard's proficiency at exploiting proneness to addiction has effectively made me into a slave.

What's the next step in their master plan?
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>>169380482
Hall of fame is at rotation
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>Reno deck
>draws everything
Feelsbadman never lucky, This is why I get triggered when I run extra low drops like argent squire but just get high rolled anyway
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>freeze mage thinks he's in charge
>drop this
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>>169380764
>dies to frostnova doomsayer
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>>169380764
>frost novas
now what
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what happens when arena goes standard and you are already in the middle of a run?

do you get to keep going like in the past when cards were nerfed

I remember someone with like 4 snow chuggers logged in for the first time in months and played that deck vs scrubs
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>>169379214
why is there such a big difference between these 2 pics?!
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>>169380619
They're releasing more sets this year so... Give us a bigger rock
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>>169380906

probably
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>filipino milf out
>navi out

see you next year
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>>169379919
>>169380939
women are adept at using photo editing software to highlight their positive features and erase their negative ones.

they are traitorous succubi and are not to be trusted.
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>>169380995
god I hope so, it almost makes me want to craft a deck, and wait for a week later to play it
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>>169381030
>filipino milf out
she won
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>>169381030
>Anti aggro guy still it
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>>169381058

She looks over 30 in her snapchats
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>>169380179

It was every card with freeze on it
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>>169381094

she ended up 9th, she didn't get top 8 to play tomorrow
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>>169380939
It's the angle and the fact her mouth is open really

I kinda like her angular face, she's got a geometric a e s t h e t i c going on
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>>169379981
still had fun dying from boredom
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>>169381153
>no more milf jokes

At least we have the supreme midrange memer and real life zombie still in the running
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>>169381153
that can't be right. if she was already out then there would be no reason to keep playing.
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>>169381490
There were multiple people that ended at 5-2 that got in, and her tiebreakers were just short of making the cut
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>>169381490
Haha welcome to inadequate maths of the 21st century, can't even format a tournament correctly LUL
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Summon: Hey, you're pretty cute!
Attack (targeting a minion): I saw them first!
Attack (targeting enemy hero): Wanna catch a drink after the game?
On death: Wait I didn't give you my numberrrrrr
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>>169381624
i still dont get it
this is swiss format right? i need to read up on this
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>>169381751
Blizzard will never do this
for the exclusive reason they won't want to code and pay for seperate voice lines for attacking different targets
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>>169381751
why not just call it "thirsty whore" and have a picture of zeriyah?
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>>169382084
Do you think Zeriyah is bisexual?
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is this the reason she was knocked out?
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>>169382254
>hard competition in a card game in a meta where the opening hand decides if you win or lose

ok
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>>169381963
>they won't want to code

The codebase is such a big pile of dogshit I'm completely convinced they couldn't do it even if they wanted to.
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>Control Warrior in Casual roping every single turn
why the fuck do these people exist
why don't they just fucking kill themselves if their time is so worthless
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>>169381963
>>169381751
>windfury minions don't have two separate lines of attack dialogue
Why? It was so obvious imo
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>>169382516
the technology isn't there yet
we can't have variables that go up to 2 associated with playing audio
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>>169382385
>not just conceding against such shit and just starting a new match
The fuck is wrong with YOU, blogposter?
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>>169382516
but anon, ANY minion can have windfury
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>>169382254
Yes she got deleted for no reason much, i'm glad to see blizz takes a consistent stance in tournaments and in card design.
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>>169382575
>giving your opponent free wins because they bullied you into conceding
get a load of this puss
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>>169382697
>roping each turn
>bullying
>CARING ABOUT WINS IN CASUAL
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>>169382747
When the rope starts, it becomes not about the win anymore
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>>169382576
I mean minions who have it from the start. It's like interactions with heroes, some do, more would've been cool .
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>>169382697
You got annoyed so much by somebody that you had to come here to moan and bitch about it, princess. Be quiet.
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>>169383114
found the roping faggot

while you're jerking off to anime girls between turns the rest of us are just trying to get our quests done and get back to our actual lives
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>>169382996
I know it's about sending a message, but you're just testing your dumb meme deck in casual so you don't lose stars, isn't it more important that you figure out if you've found the great new net deck than it is to grind it out against some faggot that takes 6 minute turns and will likely go to fatigue just to send a message?
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>caraCUTEEE!!!! probably already has a bf
FeelsBadMan :point_up:
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>>169383437
she has a kid
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>>169383437

she's like a poor version of kellymilkies
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>>169383697
you shut your fucking mouth you hear me
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>>169383697
it's not possible to get any worse than kellymilkies, what the fuck are you talking about
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>>169384142

>make that pic in 2011 for /scv/
>someone posts it in a childrens cards game thread 6 years later

think i may have to kill myself soon
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The tournament starts one hour earlier today. Estimated start: 18:00 GMT / 1pm EST

https://discord.gg/EqXJCGb for up-to-date information
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>>169384652
>2011 was 6 years ago
Nuh uh
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>tfw your gf (female) is an emotional MESS
how many cardpacks do i purchase to get rid of this feel?
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>>169384979
20 atleast.
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>>169384979

>not beginning a scam with your gf to get paypal money for cardbacks from people you meet in /hsg/
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>>169385064
20 is not enough. You need at least 60 so you get some minor legendary that's unplayable plus some bonus garbage.
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>>169384979
maybe she has some unresolved emotional traumas from her childhood/teens that have warped her entire personality irreparably with no solution in sight hahaha

anyway BUY 60 PACKS
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>>169384979
pump and dump

tell that bitch to take that luggage elsewhere or if she doesn't want to then hide it while you're around
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>>169378240
Is this it?
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Might put Magma Rager in my taunt buff deck
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lol?
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/hsg/ why don't we have our own caracute
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>>169385913
I can be the cute /hsg/ streamer
I'm a fit caucasian male tho
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>>169385913
because anyone openly female on hsg would get harassed constantly
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Can some /hsg/ autist buy a bunch of packs and open them on stream? Thanks.
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>>169385615
JUSTICE FOR CARA
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when does the mammoth start
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>>169386347
July 2017
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.sknahT ?maerts no meht nepo dna skcap fo hcnub a yub tsitua \gsh\ emos naC
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>>169385913
We have eloise
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>>169386347
now *unzips*
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when un'goro releases we should take turns streaming our pre-order + gold pack openings, one by one
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>streamer claims to be getting legend on two servers at the same time
>using Pirate Warrior and Aggro Shaman
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>>169386652

>I ONLY PLAY LE FUN DECKS :DD
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>>169386652
WHOS THAT PRO?
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>>169372774
Try putting only 8+ mana taunts in your deck.
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>>169386639
>when un'goro releases we should take turns streaming our pre-order
faggot cunt shill
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>>169387412
Does it have to be a pre-order? I'll have like 100 packs from botting and saving up gold.
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>>169387475
>>169386639
shut up no one cares, its fucking stupid for 50-100 people to stream random pack opening trash

get some friends or go to reddit to blog post
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>>169387672
Why are you so upset?
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Anyone got good hatemail lately?
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>>169388004
I didn't even get lucky, just ran him down with low cost minions while he was trying to get value plays.
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>>169388004

I've started running Yogg again so I'm getting a lot of people calling me a lucky cunt.
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packs will not divide us
packs will not divide us
packs will not divide us
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>>169388004
>angry polacks

ay kurwa
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Hows everything going over here? I ve been having fun in Shadowverse for the past 4 days and havent even opened Hearthstone. Any positive news?
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>>169388119
>>169388454
>>169389923
Advanced in your face marketing?
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>>169390168
the hsg tourney is a big success
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>>169390168
Yes, some weeb faggot finally left us alone and went to go be cancer in some other card game no one liked.

Oh wait, that was you.
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>>169386639
hahaha no smart anon here would give you money Ben Brode. The only thing you ll get is my 4000 gold in your 40 ass pack
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Hows that saving up going /hsg/?
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>>169390365
I had 240 gold before I started this arena.
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how do i make this better?
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>>169390365
too slow so i'll be forced to get the pre order
feelsbadman
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>>169390365
~2.5k
its meh, will be enough by the time it hits.
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Good morning/afternoon friends. Gonna get some eats, then I'll stream something as a pre-show.
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>>169390507
noone is falling for this Zeriyah.

Reminder to all anons dont give Blizzard money. Craft the cards you need and youre golden
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>>169390639
>hi-res zootopia pics

you a lowkey furry andy?
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>>169390805
>lowkey

I got bad news
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>>169390365
Reminder to everyone besides shills and whales.

Pre-buffer your gold and work with a set crafting strategy. If you're purely f2p then get around 7000 gold saved up before the start of an expansion and buy all the packs you can.

Depending on your pity timer status you can decide to complete it (<20 packs left). Afterwards you stop buying any more packs of that set and start saving up for the next expansion (7000 gold if f2p).

Wait 2 weeks, craft 2 maybe 3 favorite legendaries which are top tier and some needed epics, and close the chapter on obtaining new cards for the expansion.

If you free bot (50 gold/day) or unlimited bot (100 gold/day) you naturally can get around 140 or 190 packs per expansion, so you pre-buffer that amount of gold.
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>>169390639
https://streamable.com/34xh
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>>169368914
Why are you missing a bunch of the links from the old OPs?
And Anduind isn't supposed to be this cute.
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>>169390976
You don't necessarily need to always bot. It's more convenient sure but if a good brawl is up you can do it manually there or jam pirate warrior in wild
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>>169391215
Those links are garbage anyway. You go to a fucking hearthstone general on 4chan and you don't know about hearthpwn which is like the first 20 results on google when you search for hearthstone deck.

Completely unnecessary.
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>>169390805
I heard his name is very popular in the horsefucker community
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>>169391303
Those brawls are rare and far in between. They are also only available for 4 days for euros and 4.5 for burgers.

So at best you'd get around 450/700 gold from a brawl like that.
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>>169391308
They are there to give new people information. That's the purpose of a general. Just because they aren't useful to you and me doesn't mean they are garbage.
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>>169391462
Yes I'm sure there are tons of people unfamiliar with the internet and Hearthstone on 4chan.
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>>169391462
Honestly I think the links in generals are a tradition at this point literally no one uses them
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>>169391412
Yeah, just posing an alternative.

It's worth reminding people as well that when the season ends for ranked play next month that you shouldn't touch the game again until the expansion releases. This way your ranked chest has a chance to give you golden cards from the new set. Getting a free golden epic can be quite handy.
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>>169390976
I'm a fairly new f2p shitter and still miss the majority of classic cards. I'm not sure how mandatory they still are compared to the upcoming new year of the mammoth sets
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>>169391781
I forgot to mention that, but that post was intended for people who are not in 'catch-up' more (needing older sets still).

For now split your packs between classic and MSOG/Ungoro depending on your collection.

Classic makes up like 50% of all decks so do keep filling that out.
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>>169391872
*mode

>>169391781
Also if you're new and f2p, just go bot 50 gold a day with hearthranger.

If you get banned (you wont) who gives a fuck. And the game is absolutely sadistic to play with limited cards as a beginner.
>>
When does the dinosaurs expansion to this horseshit game come out so I can spend 3,000 gold on packs, play for three days, and quit when people start netdecking?
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>>169392125
End of april.
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So how will they handle tribes in the future with murlocs and pirates being forever in the classic sets, will we never see new ones because of this?
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With rag getting deleted do you think they'll make krush the 8mana card it always should have been?
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>>169392378
Never
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>>169392484
Why is Blizzard so bad at making their own game?
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>>169392625
its by design
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>>169392484
why has no one internally called ben out on this stupidity? surely someone at team 5 thinks this philosophy is absolutely retarded.
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>>169392484
>in the same set as jade lightning
Really makes you just like reeeeee you know
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>>169392836
I believe they are all retarded
>>
There is such a thing as to much of a good thing.
>>
Is playing anduin the purest form of gameplay?
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>>169390492
more evis, -1 novice,
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>>169373993
>Making a deck solely to combat aggro will destroy aggro
Wow, you guys are so intelligent! Its not as if this has been known forever or anything.

The issue with this is two fold:
1) You should not HAVE to build your ENTIRE deck to beat aggro. Its one thing to tech in a few cards, its another to huild the entire deck around beating aggro.
2) Given the amount of aggro niggers on ladder, its probably feasible to climb. However, you will lose to all non aggro decks, period. In which case, its faster to just play aggro.
The only reason to do this is to shit on aggro for fun.
Reno decks are more flexible in that they can actually beat aggro, and other deck types.
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>>169370972
Shouldn't cheat then fagaloo
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A friendly reminder from papa brode that you either are playing in a tournament or you're a fun memer playing ladder.
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>>169393774
Like does he not understand that you get shit on when you don't play the blatant broken cards
>>
Let's see if you are a better card designer than bbrode.

design a 3 mana 3/3 hunter minion that is powerful but not broken and is enough to bring him back
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>>169393912
The type of players he is refering to is the blizzard employees who battle eachother and dont test in ranked
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>>169394007
all 4 of them
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>>169394068
>100% of testers enjoy playing fun decks and not standard meta decks. They also rack up reasonably decent win ratio with cards like shadow rager.
>>
>>169393980
Hunting party 3 mana 3/3 battlecry destroy up to 3 minions with 1 health
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>>169393980

3 mana 3/3
Beast
Battlecry: Draw a card for each friendly Beast on the field
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>>169393980
taunt beast Gain +1/+1 if you have more than 3 beasts in play
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>>169394161
>>169394007

Is probably pretty cool to play at Blizzard HQ on a friday night with the bros. Order some good food or cock yourself something in the huge blizzard kitchen.

Make yourself a 30 legendary deck in Arena and crush everybody. Laugh about their tears with your coworkers.
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>>169393980
>design a 3 mana 3/3 hunter minion that is powerful but not broken and is enough to bring him back

Battlecry: Give your weapon +1 durability. Helps keep the bow up for secret decks.
>>
>play control warrior with the meme taunt package
>jade shaman
>jade druid
>n'zoth jade shaman
Huh so wow the ladder isn't actually aggro at all I must be misremembering drastically LOL XD I'm fucking sick of it guys every fucking time I go anti aggro Every fucking time.
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>>169392836
No one has time to actually talk about the game between all those coffee breaks, chitchat and baby picture sharing moments.
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>>169393980
Battlecry: Give a random beast in your hand +1/+1 and taunt.
>>
Why are luckers so afraid of accepting friend requests?

It's not like im gonna track them and scam their credit cards or anything :^)
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>>169394746
Why do you feel the need to tell the person who just fucked you up the ass how lucky they are that you squeezed around their dick and moaned like a bitch?
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NEW VIDEO (NEW EXPANSION) ANNOUNCEMENT CONFIRMED MONDAY!

"MFW the director of this new video we're filming asks if I can wear a flannel on Monday"

https://twitter.com/bdbrode/status/835180503388975104
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>>169394865
Why are you so afraid to cash me outside haha
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>>169394889
I wish he would wear a noose and hang himself
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>>169394889
Based Brode
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>>169394889
>hearthstone is going to shit only kept alive by being a Blizzard title and having better UI
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Reminder that China has a tournament clien and detailed player stats in the normal client.
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>>169395084
jesus christ
exactly what i was thinking
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>>169396213
Literally explains nothing
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>win this meme tourney
>/hsg/ will hate you forever
>lose to some memer
>become walking joke for eternity

Boy, I fucked up
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>>169396746
Heh, you'll be the sacrificial lamb of /hsg/.
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>>169396746
we will still love you don't worry
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>>169396746
The only way I'll ever remember you is if you fuck up spectacularly or become the victim of the biggest bullshit RNG.
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>>169396746
don't worry the winner of the last tourney was also a meta shitter
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/hsg/ EU tournament day 2 starting in 10-20 minutes.
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>Be at full life vs combo renolock
>Know he has combo
>He's down to fatigue after using both Kazzakus potions
>Use PO + PO off Peddle and Soulfire to kill me from 30 because I failed to roll taunt totem
I was so mad I dusted my entire collection to craft golden Millhouse, then dust and recraft him until I was down to 105 dust.

FINALLY I AM FREE
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>>169397191
oh shit
gotto get beers
brb bros
wait up okay
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How many wins?
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>>169397268
Congratulations my man, you've finally uncucked yourself from the mental conditioning that is deeply embedded in every single Blizzard game.
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>>169397453
9
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>>169397453
What in the unholy fuck is that deck.
You must, I repeat, MUST snipe Kripp with that.
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Playing a video to start us off. Get in and get comfy.

twitch.
tv/axolotlhooves
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>>169397453
This is fake as fuck.
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>>169397453
niceme.me
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>>169397453
Holy shit dude.
12 wins or stop playing.
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>>169393980
3mana 3/3
Battlecry: Summon a 0/1 taunt for each beast you control
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>>169397828
Oh shit I got memed, it's fake like the other guy said.
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>>169397268
>>Use PO + PO off Peddle and Soulfire to kill me from 30
>Peddler + 2*PO+ Soulfire = 14 damage
Wut?
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>>169398000
You forgot base creature attack, and Faceless copying the PO'd creature (presumably with charge).
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>>169397801
Straight up to my face
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>>169397453
Fake, the mana cost graph doesnt match the actual mana costs
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>>169398686
well spotted
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/hsg/ EU tournament started
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WHAT IS THE BEST DECK TO PUT MY NIGGA SOGGOTH IN?
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>>169398960
ramp druid
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>>169398960
Jade shaman.
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>>169399003
Ramp druid, Astral communion druid.
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>>169398960
concede hunter
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>>169398960
goons pally or goons taunt warrior. double it with don han'cho for maximum meme potential. nothing better than dropping a 10/14 spell immune fatty
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What's stopping the players in the tournament from sniping the stream?
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>>169400175
The same thing that's stopping them from bringing try hard decks
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>meet pirate warrior
>rope every turn
what have you done recently to improve the ladder experience?
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>>169400527
Put an ooze in my deck.
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>playing nigger priest
>outniggered by two burgle rogues in a row
He even got two Drakonid Operatives.
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>>169400849
now you know how it feels shithead
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i need to spectate a win, anyone?
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>>169401713
post your shit
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>>169401802
RobervaruKun#1160
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>>169401889
added on uranus
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>Yogg gives me Misdirection and keeps opponent's Tomb Pillager up
>Opponent immediately Leeroy's face and gets Misdirected into his own minion

And that's why you test for secrets BEFORE you burst, you moron.
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>>169390492
+2 Shadowstep - 2 Acolyte of Pain
+2 Backstab -2 Gnomish Inventor
+ Coldlight - Brewmaster
+ Curator - Emperor
+ Violet Illusionist - Ysera
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Wow is the meme hearthstone man filming an un'goro announcement?
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who is it?
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When the hell is standard changing? I want to build my first deck but I have to wait for the meta to change first because many decks I want to make have cards that will be wild.
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>>169402508

>An axe in one of Azeroth's 5923 jungles

Should have had him hiding/running from a Devilsaur.
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>>169402659
anno0unced monday
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>>169399589
I prefer the Varian variant for the guaranteed* 0 mana Soggoth.
*Not a guarantee
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>>169402826
>I prefer the Varian variant for the guaranteed* 0 mana Soggoth.
seems very strong in kazakus meta
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who is it?
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>>169403025
ricardos, el senor del fuego
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>>169403025
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDSSSSS
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>>169402417
i have the ysera there because i find drawing into just draws all game isn't too good. i feel like i need something big to put down at some point and since i dont have yogg, i went with ysera. also, she gives cards so i guess that kinda fits the theme
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>>169403213
>>169403461
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>>169402826
I would play it but I don't have mr king of stormwind and tgt is rotating so soon
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Post Eloise nudes
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>>169403742
theres nothing to see and her pussy looks like her eye except bigger
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>tfw opened patches but have no intention of ever playing a boring-ass pirate deck
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>not watching the EU tournament right now
m8's...
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>could have been 5 unique legendaries that would synergize with a fatigue deck
>le random XD
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>>169404127
last matchup was pretty interesting
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Our lad Zalae is on pushing to legend with Hunter!
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>>169404490
what's he at now?
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>>169404550
Same as he's been the last few streams, rank 3.
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>>169403846
>boring-ass pirate deck
it wins fast
it makes laddering to rank5 easy and fast
its gives you time to play other, more interesting, games

I love it
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>>169404490
never noticed that her sword is broken. whats up with that
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>>169404840
Retarded Draenei Blacksmithing

Making weapons out of Crystals and magic to keep them floating together
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>>169404127
Totally want to watch a bunch of autists outmeme each other in a childrens card game
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>>169404621
Man this shit is depressing Like watching Zetalot play a season ago
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how do we fix Control Warrior boys?
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>>169403213
That's french not spanish you uneducated amerifat
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>>169405397

Bring back Baron Geddon
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>>169405509
sam spierdalaj
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>>169405562
aggro cards dont have two health in 2017 friend
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>Andy
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>Hiding bans from participants
My sides
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who's the thug casting?
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>>169405509
>That's french not spanish you uneducated amerifat
>it's actually protuguese

germans everyone
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Anyone have the bracket/group selections for HCT 2017?

How did Asia go this morning?
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>>169405648
Baranie ucz siÄ™ a nie w gierki grasz
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>>169402508
Probably next expansion. With patches 2.0. Only for priest
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>>169406535
I don't know but he's an obnoxious tryhard
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>>169407358
i think it's great, he's like me
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why am i enjoying /hsg/ stream?
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>>169407358
>hes reading this thread right now
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>>169407624
devalues the whole /hsg/ experience desu
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Is this how you build a dragon warrior? What do I still need?
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yo what's a game that isn't Hearthstone
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>>169408605
where's the noz
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>>169408743
heroes of warcraft
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>>169408743
shadowverse
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>>169408605
pretty much, mine has 2x slam and ichor instead of fearie dragon and ghoul. Oh and grom instead of rag. But its just personal preference i guess
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>>169408743
hearthstone, but on your phone
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so if they are getting rid of adventures, what will even happen? at some point in the future, a new player will start hearthstone and the adventure tab will be just the innkeeper, and everything will have rotated out of the store
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>>169409026
>at some point in the future, a new player
this is where youre wrong ecks dee
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>velka bringing pirate warrior
our guy
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>>169409026
I think they're doing something to add adventure elements to the expansions. Or something.
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>>169409330
>running 4/3 charge into taunt instead of heroic strike

Why are the ones who bring the most tryhard decks easily the worst players?
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>>169409560
because they have the most to prove
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>>169409560
that was a smart play
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>want to rank up
>scared of losing and deranking

feelsbadman
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>lifecoach quits hearthstone

yeah this game is DEAD
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>>169409835
just do it
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>>169409926
'''''for the seventeenth time"""""
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>>169409926
>quitting just before an expansion

Why?
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>>169409835
>finally hit a good win streak after going 1:1 for a while
>too scared to lose it so stop playing for the rest of the season
every time
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>>169409996
>>169409979
>>169409926
so he can get the attention from morons
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>>169409835
wait for ranked floors
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>>169409926
>lifecoach quits hearthstone
No he just got sponsored to play a shitty card game, same as faeria I will give him a week until he comes back. Take my (you) and go shill somewhere else now.
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>Andy ignores me asking him 3 different times on discord if I can squeeze into the NA tourney since its a week away
FeelsBadMan

>>169409926
what? I dont see anything like that on twitter.
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>>169409560
>next game
>jade shaman
remove velka
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DEAD and BAD, pour one out for hearthstone thats just gone oh so sour
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how do i make a fun hunter
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>>169410441
secrethunter
Fun for you, not your opponent
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>169410441
turn 4 y'shaarj is the only way to race pirates
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>>169410441
barnes and ysharj
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For the people who constantly complain about this game or always act like it's on the brink of death/talk shit about blizzard, why do you play? This isn't confrontational, it's a real question. Coming from competitive yugioh hearthstone is the 10x better, more fun and more skillful game, and blizzard is 100x the company konami is, so maybe I'm just used to toxic flaming hot shit and normal shit tastes good to me.

But what's your reason? And no, "because I just cant stop and i hate myself" isnt a valid answer.
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>>169410586
>>169410596
But I don't have that legendary.
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>>169410613
thks for the feedback zeriyah
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6 days without opening Hearthstone. Im finally free good luck anons i cant say it was a good run but some of you were pretty cool. Farewell friends
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>>169410716
Reno hunter is the most fun reno deck right now after rogue
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>>169410613
because I invested too much time into this to quit since I play since beta.
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>>169410613
>hearthstone is the 10x better, more fun and more skillful game, and blizzard is 100x the company konami is
>*0.05 Blizzard Bucksâ„¢ has been deposited into your account*
Thanks for the continued support hahaha!
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>tune into tourney
>see some ass brought a pirate warrior and jade shaman
>loses warrior game
>fucking totems before drawing with thalnos

oh my god this sperg could at least not play like a retard if he's going to use tryhard netdecks
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>>169410613
The game has potential to be good. Blizzard(team5) deserve all the shit talking because they're squandering the opportunity to make the best CCG ever.

I still have moments of 'fun' but I long for the game to be great.
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>>169410806
Post your lineup, what are priority cards to put in it?
Does it beat the pirate-jade shamans I keep facing?
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so i've been thinking, what if the new expansions fuse with adventures by having a few bosses and let's say, out of 130 cards every expansion will have, 30 can only be obtainable in the adventure part of the expansion
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>>169410613
>And no, "because I just cant stop and i hate myself" isnt a valid answer.
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>>169411085
I deleted to make room for other decks gimme a sec and i'll try to recreate it
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>>169411075
Rumor is the last game director before Brode was fired because he thought "the game is making money, who cares about improving it", and Un'gor is the last expansion he was in charge of. So the future has to be better, I dont know by how much, but some amount...
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>>169411085
fuck I can't remember it but it was n'zoth/dragon/reno
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>paladin
velka's going to close this one out
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>>169411786
Where did you hear this rumor? Blizzfriend can you confirm this at all?
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>>169411660
>>169412481
Alright, I'll to make one later. Thanks for trying though.
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>ROPECOACH ABSOLUTELY RIPPING BEN AND HIS GOONS A NEW ASSHOLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egkNbk5XBS4&feature=youtu.be

absolutely savage
truly /OurGuy/ of guys
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>>169413117
i'm not watching his gay ass video for ten minutes mate
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>>169412539
Cant confirm unfortunately, thats why it's just a rumor. Streamer told me.
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>>169413117
>the only time there is complexity in hearthstone is when Complexity is playing

Queue that air raid siren.

And what is Gwent exactly, and how does it play?
Give me a quick rundown.
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reminder that millionairecoach is literally a multi millionaire with a hot waifu
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>>169414087
it's trash and plays as such
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>>169414159
His office is nice. His table in that video probably costs more than my car.
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man that discord link is expired
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>>169414328
marble pillars, really nicely done woodwork and doors
looks amazing what a god
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>>169414331
try https://discord.gg/UGhHJXV
this one shouldn't expire.
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>>169415152
thanks
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>>169414159
i can't blame her, he's hot, rich AND smart

could hit all the husband qualities and be a good person but he's german and thusly impossible to read
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>>169413117
based
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>>169413117
>>169414159
>>169414328
>>169415245
>>169415387
What the fuck? Shill invasion?
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Do you guys also sometimes get unironic salty about the game or is it just me?
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>>169380259
this

litterally kys material
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>lifecoach (one of the most cerebral minds and financially independent with no vested interest) goes to the blizzard hq on the other side of the world to talk and share his input with the devs for an entire week
>quits the game the day he comes back
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>>169415779
i only play casual with bad meme decks so no
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What happened?
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>>169415779
Very rarely get upset anymore. After ~10,000 or so games you kind of get to a point where you just don't care and accept that someone is going to get coinflip fucked in the ass.

The only thing that has me let out a groan or a sigh these days is when shaman rolls spell power totem.
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>>169415901
probably wasn't the day after i don't fucking know maybe it was for msog
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>>169410761
You did the right thing brah, HS is much much more fun to just watch it is not nearly as much fun to play. I haven't opened HS since Kara first wing came out, I just watch people play HS on Youtube and I am so much happier for it.
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>>169415901
>redditor
Yep, I would expect the work Mike [Elliot] helped with to be maybe in the second, but more likely the third, expansion of this year. I would think they'd bring such a great designer in at the very beginning of development time for a set.

>mike donais
Yep, [Mike Elliot] helped out on the 2 later sets of the year. He was also a good sounding board for many discussions.

>redditor
Speaking of which, can you tell us if those are the sets where Lifecoach gave his input as well?

>mike donais
Lifecoach isn't really a game designer like Mike Elliott.
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>>169415630
shill for what?
cant discuss anything in here without getting called a shill you tard?
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>>169415779
when I lose at rank6 then proceed to derank from there on I usually get so tilted that I bang my desk. No other game does that to me.
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>>169416012
He got rid of his axes and started using a bow.
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>>169416664
cocksucking isn't discussion retard
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>>169415630
>>169416910
>defending your objectively, scientifically proven, peer reviewed shitty game this hard
who is the REAL shill here, my man?
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>>169416451
>they brought ropecoach to hq to preview msog shit
>he whipped up a deck and whooped everyone repeatedly
>said pirates were way too strong
>they didn't do anything
>queue pirate warrior aggro shaman w/ stb meta

I guess since "lifecoach isn't really a game designer" they figured they knew better than him, even if he made a pirate deck to show how OP it was. brought to you by the same team that figured printing spirit claws would help other classes.
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>>169417090
they did stuff
they nerfed buccaneer
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>>169417075
now that's a strawman
>simpson poster
Oh you have autism I'll just ignore you then
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>>169417090
>cherrypicking
He also said the warrior 2-drop legendary would be one of the best cards of the set and Pirate warrior would be the best deck, he was unaware of shaman which is miles better.

Honestly Pirate Warrior is so easy to counter it's power level is fine, it's just shaman that's the problem.
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OUR GUY MOHZEZ IS ON
twitch.
tv/axolotlhooves
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>>169417430
to be fair pirate warrior was very dominant on launch, and for a while before shaman creeped is way back in. They are still using pirates which makes the point valid, maybe not for the legendary, but for pirates and pirate warrior.

Also why the fuck do I see more pirate warriors in wild than aggro shaman?
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Why are priest such assholes? Is their time really this worthless?
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>>169413117
Pretty happy about this desu, good for him. Can't wait to see more popular streamer quit so that the game collapse and die finally.

Anyone tried GWENT here? I'm curious now
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is Reno Mage the most autistic deck?

also, I've noticed that everyone who plays it is salty af for some reason. It's like they get upset that Ice Block didn't bail them out of another misplay.
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>caring about ecelebs
fuck OFF
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>All those guys playing owl and spellbreaker in wild
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>>169418586
lifecoach is more than your average twitch eceleb
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I am literally in bed with big Ben Brode, all you /hsg/ plebs should bow before me.
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>>169418731
go back to his fucking subreddit or his channel but get the FUCK out of here you fuckign cunt
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>>169417264
>they nerfed buccaneer
Are you from the future?
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>>169418738
Well deserved Blue
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>lifecoach quits after visiting Blizzard
>HS is not on the first row on Twitch
>latest tournaments are disaster
>everyone agrees that the game is at its worst
>devs don't communicate

Should I sell my account now before the crash comes?
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>>169418738
good job, you should make a video next that starts off funny for the first 40 seconds, then it just rips into them with subtle insults for 3 minutes
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>>169418738

>he posts this both here and in the stream chat

holy shit you're so pathetic. please stay on reddit if you want validation and back patting
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>>169419226
I don't have any friends, all I have is a shit game and a shit general.
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>>169418738
>a redditor AND a ponyfag in this very thread
what the fuck
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>>169418867
sup /under16/, are you unhappy that we arent talking about your dad forsen or something?
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>>169419326
>weeaboo
>ponyfag
>redditor
>cocksucker (aka redditor)
How can one guy go so low? His mother must be sad as hell.
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>>169419326
>>169419529
please no cyberbullying in /hsg/
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>>169419295

blue just tell me that you're underage right now so that it at LEAST makes some sens
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>>169418738
how long did it take to edit?
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why are people running a 4chan tournament for a dead game??? O_o
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>>169419660
better question is why you aren't watching it
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What do I do now?
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I'm not watcing the tourney until Tryhards are kicked and Sakurafish brought back for more memes
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>>169419616
can't cyberbully when anonymous

OH WAIT the little fuck decided to expose himself like a retard.
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>>169419871
you make an aggroshaman/pirate warrior deck and meet us at rank5. Then close the game for a few days till the new month starts.
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>>169418738
>>169419326
Why does reddit like this video? Serious question, I just watched it and it's literally a shit-tier youtube poop from years ago.
Maybe redditors are so retarded and young that they have never watched a youtube poop video in their lives?
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aggro murloc paladin is way stronger than aggro murloc warlock
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>tfw banned because called out on being reddit
upboated my freind
upboated :^)
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Will Baghdad Ben memes take off now?
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>>169420060
this is why.

Oh ben liked it? Better jump in!
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1 person got to play 3 games
4 ppl got to play 2 games
everyone eliminated in the first game got to play 1 game
happyfeet: 0 games

JUSTICE4HAPPYFEET
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>>169420060
>>169420280
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>darkrider is a horsefucker
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>>169420842
this fucking thread and tournament man
>e-celebs
>ponyfag
>reddit achivement
>EU animefags
like seriously, how lower can we even get?
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>>169420790
>Peopel who come with Fun to watch meme decks drop out
>People who come with Pirate Warrior, Jade Shaman/Druid, Tempo Mage allowed to advance
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How often are these tournaments held?
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So Zalae has been at rank 3 for the past 3 and a half hours. Hunter really is depressing.
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>>169421017
as often as tourney guy feels like pretty much (once every few months)
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>>169421107
>tourney guy last BRILLIANT idea was mixing us with reddit for a /hsg/ vs whatever hs reddit board he felt like
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>>169421048
>ladder really is depressing.
altered 4 u pham.
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>finally rank 5
MY SUFFERING IS FINALLY OGRE
I'M FREEEEEEEEE
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>>169421048
Is he yet to hit rank 2 this season with hunter?
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>>169420979

It's the perfect encapsulation of /hsg/. Why are you surprised?
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>>169421352
Not worth spending time on this game to get an extra 400 dust Tbh
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>>169421829
>Not worth spending time on this game to get an extra 10 packs worth of dust Tbh
what
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>>169420979
>he's proud of being """from"""""""""" 4chan
>he thinks /hsg/ is an actual physical place
>he thinks he's at war with Reddit and twitch.tv
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>>169421927
kys newfag. You probably weren't even here when /vg/ didn't exist.
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>>169421927
>reddit apologia
Fuck off
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>>169421927
fuckk off
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>the better player winning more is a bad thing for the game
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>>169421927

>not proudly wearing your anonymous mask when posting on /hsg/
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>>169421829
implying i have anything else to do with my free time
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>>169422614
You want more meta shitters on ladder? is 100% not enough?
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>>169422850
What are you talking about?
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>>169422614
what a bunch of fucking scrub

>>169422850
you prefer brainless coin flipping to skills?
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>>169422614
jesus christ this better be ironic
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>>169422945
without swing cards with variance you get only 'the best' cards played every single fucking game
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>>169422614
any other normal game has this though and its by having a good ladder system that puts the bronzies against the bronzies and the masters against the masters
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>>169422614
never mind that the better players will rise to the top while the mediocre players will sit at or around those new floors and probably match up with other players of a similar caliber (outside the first week of the season reset and rush). the high end players with 80-90% win rates are not going to keep queue-ing into shitty rank 15 players and dominate them every game... like holy fuck why am I even bothering. that post is just pure retardation
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>>169423223
Better player winning doesn't mean there are no swing cards. Are you retarded?
Did I just post a screencap of your post?
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>>169423310
uhh yes it does? Are you stupid?
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>>169382330
>implying theres any card game where the opening hand is crucial

they are calles card game for a reason you know
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>>169423480
How does it mean there are no swing cards? Both player would have swing cards and the better player would be able to play them and play around them.

As long as the swing card doesn't decide the outcome by pure chance, skill is still the crucial aspect and will allow the better player to win.

If Firelands Portal was the same but summoned a generic 4/5 instead of a random 5 drop, it would still be a strong swing card, but wouldn't actually decide matches on the spot if the RNG is on your side while not on your opponents.

Swing card =/= fuck you now I win because I flipped the coin card
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>this is what ben brode does on his free time(that means all the time)
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guys I know paladin is ass but I've been having some fun with goons deck experimenting

should I craft Wickerflame?
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>>169423940

Yes.
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>>169388004
Some people saying pretty mean stuff to me cause i play (standard) aggro pirate in wild and beat people with it.
I dont even understand why they bother raging, if they lose to standard decks maybe its just their fault for wanting to play bad decks.
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>>169423940
It's a ridiculously awesome card. I thin the moment the pirates nerf hits, Paladin will become great again and Wickerflame will be a must have for it.

I'm really happy that he was the first lego I unpacked.
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>>169424081
maybe its your fault to go pollute wild with your standard shit? Stay in fucking standard
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WOOOOOOOOOOO EYM ON FAIYA
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>>169423504
Ok
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>>169424339

>no patches

amateur
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>>169424003
>>169424107

Time to craft cannonball man then. I just happened to get a Meanstreet Marshall today and 2x Small Time Recruits this week... trying out murloc, aggro and a more midrange deck with the buffs is pretty neat.

I also have some hope that once the meta slows down a bit that wicker will shine. pally just needs to not get mown the fuck down by turn 2-3 in order to start buffing and playing crazy shit.
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>>169424081
I play wild to escape from standard's faggotry
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>>169424427

Just hope that Handbuff doesn't suffer the fate of joust/Inspire.
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>>169423904
>ben brode eats playdoh
not shocking
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>>169420842
Some random anon rolled for that image, i fucking despise horsefuckers
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>>169424683

I can dream, man. I don't think they'd leave pally and hunter at like 5% ladder representation through another expansion... ideally they'll print stuff for un'goro that synergizes with handbuffs instead of stronger cards that make the buffs irrelevant.
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Toast is live brehs!!!
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>>169424696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbhECfm3UcQ
What are you talking about? These people know what they're doing.
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Happyfeet you fucking mongloid, play your fucking confessor and hope for good rng instead of throwing the game this hard.

Watching you is INFURIATING
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Hope you enjoyed these RIGGED games /hsg/ :^)
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What the fuck does justicar even do for warlock again?

and who should i pick
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>>169425487
tap doesnt cost life anymore
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>>169425487
let's you draw without the 2hp cost
Curator is nice I guess?
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>>169425487
curator. chances are you'll draft a beast and a dragon
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>>169425487
curator because it's easy to pick up beasts dragons or murlocs
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>>169425394

I didn't know it was banned either desu
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Also, Ben Brode apparently went by the name "Lumberjack" back in the days when he played rock paper scissor, explains the meta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpiPDzs6HoUx
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>>169425542
>>169425570
oh shit
>>169425619
>>169425629
curator it is, then.
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>>169425251
Their happiness makes me sick
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>>169421352
same here. it took me so long to go from 10 to 5 today. this meta is fucking retarded.
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Yogg pls
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>>169425992
pretty good outcome if you played yogg on a losing board like you're supposed to
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>>169426069

If yogg is not your win condition then you're a tryhard fag
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Thanks Blizzard, forcing me to save up 3 quests again.
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>had all day to play Hearthstone and climb to rank 5
>spent the entire time watching streams and shitposting instead
does this happen to anyone else?
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>turn on stream
>it's a freeze mage episode
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>>169426465
That's nice, but I'm full with 3 win quests and then get the 3 wins with any class quest. Forced to finish a 40 gold quest.
I feel filthy.
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>>169426465
what's wrong with doing 50 gold quests?
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>>169426465
the fuck are you on? these arent 40 gold quests
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>>169426465
>he would rather do nothing than play a 50 gold quest
the poverty is real
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>>169425691
Does he have any fucking other shirt than that one?

>>169426782
You can get more by rerolling them into 60 gold quests.
Don't do 50 gold quests unless you have to. With the new quests they added you have a big chance of getting a +60 gold quest if you reroll 50 gold quests.
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>>169426924
60 ones are a lot rarer right now. Better jsut do your 50 and some additional game, jesus christ anon.
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>>169426924
don't you have a higher chance of getting a 40 gold quest? is there any statistics on this?
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>>169426782
>>169426843
>>169426902

It's potentially wasting a reroll if the third quest is good.

The reroll could land a 100/80/60/pack quest instead. Meanwhile even I'd still have another 50g to do if it goes to a 40g.
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>>169427037
If you rerroll 50 gold quest, you have a higher chance of getting a +50 gold quest then a 40 gold quest. That means that most of the times you won't lose anything or you will even gain extra gold. I'm not the anon that posted the image, but I do the same. I obviously reroll 40 gold quests primarily, but if I have a bunch of 50 gold quests, i reroll them. I can finish the other if I need to, but I can also get a 60 gold quest.
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>>169427207
you are thinking way too much about this shit for a 10gold change. Thats 3 wins,
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>>169427305
It's literally 0 effort, I don't do these quests for fun. I bot half my gold anyway.

I don't see how 'oh I'll wait till tomorrow' is a really complex logical deduction.
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>>169427431
>I bot half my gold anyway.
oh you're a fucking cheater? Then who the fuck cares about your shit dailies.

Go fuck yourself
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>>169427037
>>169427031
He's right that if you want to go for maximum jewry, you should try to reroll 50 gold quests into something worth more. The average quest reward is around 55 gold. But I would not risk leaving up two 50 gold quests, since you can end up getting another 5 or 40 gold quest the next day, which you would reroll, turning into a 40 gold quest that you can't dodge, like spells/kill minions/play minions or 3 victories.
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>>169427487
Thanks for your investments my man.
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>>169426482
i miss old /v/ filename threads

anyway, i don't have this problem. i climbed to rank 5 today off tempostorm netdeck aggro shaman and pirate warrior

it was a hollow victory
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>>169427613
my investment is 100% in time till beta. So fuck you for trying to cheat in a casual card game.
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>>169427669
since*
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>>169427669
Thanks for your continued support and doing your daily quest for the past 1290 days! :)
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The fact that you can even bot really shows how shit this game is.
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>Rogue gets swashburglar from Lotus Agents
>Swahsburglar generates Bane of Doom
>Bane of Doom generates Krul
>Have AoE in hand and a heal+taunt next turn but Krul would survive and he's enough ATK for lethal

I'm actually more salty that this happened over the incredibly shitty card draft options I got
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>>169427860
nothing like some cheater trying to act smart because "lol you play the game"

>1290 days
holyshit I need a new morning routine
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>>169427889
It's fine my man
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>>169427895
just play around it
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>>169427889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZnd5yaikI
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>>169423904
Having fun with his kids instead of playing Hearthstone for 8 hours like some beta fag on 4chan?
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>>169427895

TRICKED
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>>169410039
what rank are we talking about?
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>tfw /hsg/ will never progress as a community because they won't distinguish between criticism and bullying and feel obligated to do both
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>>169428397
>having a wife, kids, and a job
>not beta
pick one my dude
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>>169428632
>as a community
>on 4chan
nigga is this your first general? They ALL get worst and worst overtime
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>>169428693
Yeah, it doesn't work like that.Sorry you're such a beta.
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this draft is so bad on top of somehow being paired against people getting constructed-tier plays every turn that I might just retire it at 0-2

I have never seen a combination of such a shitty draft/mulligans while playing against such ridiculous shit in my entire HS career. i am actually in awe.
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>>169413117
ive been watching this video for like 6 minutes and so far its just hipster music being played on top of footage of ropecoach spending time with his boyfriend's family and someone using annoying sony vegas scene transitions
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>>169428046
This is a really old photo.
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r8 my Greed Warrior boys and girls (he).

gonna use it to get to rank 5 tonight :)
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>>169429367
looks pretty horrible desu, hope u get an aggro streak tho
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So what has been the best /hsg/ tournament game so far?
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>>169428693
I'd agree to some degree on "job", but wife and kids? That's probably the most alpha thing you could do as an animal who's sole purpose is to procreate.
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>>169429724

Piesank's :^)
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>watching EUshits when reynad is on
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>>169429873

>watching Saltnad while there's memes afoot
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>25 BATTLENET BUCKS GRAND PRIZE

https://eu.battle.net/support/en/article/783
>Battle.net Balance is non-transferrable.

How is he going to give the winner the price?
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>>169429959
I share is saltiness/hatred for the game
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>>169430023
You buy a giftcard and mail the code you tard
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>>169430023
just send people the activation code I guess.
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>>169430023
He gives them the code. How fucking hard is that?
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>>169430023
probably comes with some kind of code you can redeem and he sends them the code
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>>169430023

>Scratch off code
>Send winner code
>Winner enters code
>Winner gets Bnet bucks
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>>169430023
lmao look at this retard
do you think you need to manually insert the gift card in your pc or something?
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>>169430023
I literally went to the store and bought a 20$ giftcard.
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>>169430023
great job retard now NOBODY can post this emoji ever again
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>>169430203
Duh, why do you think he bought a card reader?
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>>169430023
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So /hsg/ how do I improve this murloc shaman list? It's pretty fun but I'm not sure if the early game is a good package.
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>>169430570
replace the murlocs by pirates/jade cards
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>>169430694
Pirate cancer will be dead next week. I'm not using this for ladder anyways. Atleast not yet, without more testing
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>>169430570

Cut Jeweled Scarab and Curator for two Tidecallers
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how do I make this deck less sucky

extra credit: find something to swap for burnbristle
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>>169430817
you really think that a 1 health difference will kill the deck? think again
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i give it a week after the next expansion when he announces his return to hs. nobody ever quits hs for good. look at kripp
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>>169431175
Absolutely will kill it for everyone except rogue. One health means it dies to a ping from 3 classes, and shaman now destroys it with maelstrom portal. You can no longer value trade with it too.
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I'm sorry /hsg/, but the only entertaining thing left about Hearthstone for me is watching Reynad crying about it. I'll blog more after the next expansion.
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>>169431219
streamers don't quit hearthstone because hearthstone is addicting.

they can't quit hearthstone because it's one of, if not the most, lucrative games to stream. it's all about the money.
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>>169431219
Lifecoach doesn't need hs. Kripp needs hs.
Kripp actually prefers shadowverse but can't play it that much since its not popular.
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Should I buy the last 3 Wings of Karazhan or just blow it all on Arena? Or should I wait for next expansion?
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>>169431219
Lifecoach never did HS as a job, he is fucking loaded because he is a professional poker player.
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>>169430908
cut a light in the darkness and atleast 1 forbidden healing. if you can replace shieldmasta and big time racketeer for faster cards
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>>169421561
I don't think so, though I've not been watching the entire time. Only seen him matched into some rank 2 guys, dunno if he got through at any point.
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wow
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>>169427431
What's a good free bot and what's a good botting deck?
At this point getting banned would actually help me out so the risk seems to be worth it.
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>>169432693
I CAN WAIT AND FISH ALL DAY
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>>169432798
This happens to me pretty much every time I play yogg
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>>169427895
The rogue obviously used clever tricks to steal the win from you.
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>>169430023
And this is why Ben fears that he will confuse the player if they added more stuff to the game.
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>>169432904
Hearthranger gives you 2 hours of free botting per day. If you make it concede to stay at 20/19 you get 50/60 gold with aggro.

Use fast a.i. with faster mouse speed and reduced calculations.

Hearthranger is not injection based and has never been hit by bans. As you know Hearthstone is not compatible with warden and has no botting detection. The minimal bans in the past have all been manual through:

1. User reports
2. Very suspicious hours
3. Injection based bots sending packets with wrong game states to the server

I've botted to hell and back with injection Hearthcrawler in 2014 and I haven't been banned. Also the 2014 AND 2016 suspensions were a 6 month Hearthstone suspension, not even a ban.

Second offenders got 18 months.
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>>169432919
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>>169433292
Is pirate warrior great for botting? I feel like aggro Shaman or aggro Rogue would genuinely be too hard for it to do it efficiently. Warrior can just go face.
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>>169432291

Sure. What do you suggest for faster cards? Like argent horseriders?
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>>169433412
unlucky
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What kind of cards do you want to be added in the next expansion, /hsg/?
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>>169433834

More Inspire cards. I like the idea, they just never bothered fleshing it out.
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>queue as Miracle Rogue
>Pirate Warrior and Aggro Shaman for days

>switch to Control Warrior
>Dragon Priest, Jade Druid everywhere

it's so. fucking. obvious.
fucking fuck Ben Brode and his cronies at Shitzzard and fuck their shitty game.
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>>169433541
I personally use aggro shaman, but yes pirate warrior is great too.

The biggest eye opener (besides realizing this game is a skinner box, and that botting is a deterrent to spend more money). Is that botting just 50g per day DOUBLES your f2p packs to 140/150 packs per set, which is the minimum amount for half-decent coverage (300 average needed for full set).

I've played Hearthstone for 3 years, and honestly I haven't enjoyed the meta for like 80% of the time.

I like the card collecting, but playing fun decks or even just getting a minimal collection with meta decks was borderline impossible as f2p already.

If I get banned I don't give a shit, I'll be freed from this mental conditioning. The odds are that I never will get banned (2 hours a day is really little) and I get to enjoy double the card collection with no more money spent.

Also the daily grind of the quests which I don't like 70% of the time is just a chore, which really adds up to hundreds of hours spent.

Now I can just focus on the part of Hearthstone I like and let the whales pay for me.
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>>169434006
I'm just looking at the forum right now. Do I need this Silverfish something?
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>>169434681
not at all, if you intend to climb to rank 5 or higher you need to start to download special AI and configurations. I don't care about that.

I use this, just slightly change the mouse settings and you're good to go. You can go to the rank 5 project and pick a standard or wild aggro deck.

Also set up some concede rules (like priest).
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The hall of fame shit isn't happening at the end of this month right?
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>>169434995
Nope. That's a while away
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>>169433631
yeah argent horserider is great for the theme. The problem i found with a deck I had like that was buffing was too much of a loss of tempo and come back mechanisms that could make up for the loss like equality, truesilver and consecration were too anti synergenic to run with a pure hand buffing deck.
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>>169392836
Why the fuck would anyone think that it was personally drafted and written by Ben Brode?

Just because he's the team manager doesn't mean he actually has time to design the game himself; it means he has to just hound people to get shit done and go on social media as the face of hs to look like an asshole when they all fuck up
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NOODLE IS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>169437354
Nothing new then
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>Brawl
>Get 3 Mayor random out
>All opponent attacks hit his face
>Mine hit his face as well
>Go to emote well played
>It taunt emotes instead
>Didn't realize Mayor bullshit randomizes that as well
>MFW
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>>169422614
In practically all games with a multiplayer component, the worst players can either get carried by a team or are only playing against other shit players, allowing them to not lose constantly.

How can you be this dense.
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>>169430023
I bet you were super confused about the 9 additional deck slots too.
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>>169437727
Yeah, it's a nice touch. Especially that it can also select the no longer used "Sorry" emote
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>>169437354
What happened to our delicate princess this time
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>>169438054
He got wrecked by toast, of all people
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>>169422614
>nobody wants to play chess because Kasparov/Magnus Carlsen will always beat them
Literally Team 5 logic
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>>169398000
2(6 + 4 + 4) + 4 = 32 damage?

They made a really smart decision to b& PO, you can't give warlock the defensive tools it needs if you can just consistently OTK after you bide your time
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Botters are pretty chemo Tbh
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So besides 'kill them by turn 5', what is the actual counter to renolock?
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>>169438596
Inner Fire Priest.

Seriously, you can OTK them on turn 5 or 6
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>>169438596
Conceal
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>>169438596
Jade druid
Buff hunter
Any Mage
Pro Rat Hit
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>>169438596
There isn't one.

>there's no way he has Hellfire!
>there's no way he has Twisting Nether!
>there's no way he has Shadow Bolt!
>there's no way he has Blastcrystal Potion!
>there's no way he has Reno!
>there's no way he has x!

but they have it literally every time. in a deck of 30 singles they always manage to have the exact card that they need at the exact time that they need it. so you spend all game trying to play around shit but you're just better off going all in and hoping they don't have what they need (even though they always will).

the same for Reno Mage and Reno Priest.

Reno is absolute fucking cancer and NEEDS to go.
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>>169410982
If you've ever played YGO! above kitchen table level you would believe his post. The cards and meme potentials are so much cooler tho.
why have I not started playing Duel Links instead of this meta
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>>169438902
Christ man, get good.
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>>169439080
fuck off Gul'dan.
your days are numbered.
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>>169438902
>They notice you're not aggro
>Bran Kazakus for 10 mana spell

Those potions are at least 15 mana worth of value most of the time.
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>>169439243
Your soul shall be mine!
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>>169434006
hey do bots work for mac?
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>>169418145
because pirate warrior is much easier to play than aggro shaman, it's basically dragon priest tier
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>>169439341
Doubt this one does
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>>169439283
I get the frustration here but I think people have to realize no 10-mana card that has even seen play has been 10-mana worth of value except for like, pyroblast. Once you hit 7 or 8, cards have to be worth 1 or 2 more than their cost to see play.
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>>169410613

there were several distinct periods of time where yugioh was legitimately more skillful than magic, so you're wrong.
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>>169439752
am I comparing yugioh to magic...?
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>>169439834
you said hearthstone was more skillful than yugioh, when yugioh is = to mtg. even the dumbest troll here knows to not even attempt to imply that mtg is more skillful than hearthstone.
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>>169438902
>>169439283
and to top it all off they run a 20 damage combo.
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>>169440024
yugioh = mtg...? I didnt say anything about magic, go back to your hole you fucking retard.
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Didn't make my post earlier but;

Thank you to everyone who came out today to play and watch the /hsg/ EU Tournament!

Tomorrow we'll be starting at an earlier time again, 12pm EST/5pm GMT to make sure that people can sleep for work on Monday.

Big round of applause to our Quaterfinalists,
klandri
Blue
Sayonara
Mohzez
ComputerEasy
Myrak
Erakhe
Velka

Here's to a grand Final Day tomorrow!
post tunes
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>>169433541
My wild pirate warrior bot got to rank 5 yesterday after 10 days
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>>169441281
shit your bot's a fucking casual
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>Reynad's shitty homebrew deck goes on a minor win streak
>suddenly he loves Hearthstone again
endless entertainment
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>>169425691
Holy shit
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>>169441613
honestly, after seeing his last tweet I can understand why he hates hearthstone so much. Being a streamer for an online card game without delay sounds fucking awful.
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>>169422614
this is a scrub quote if I ever seen one
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>>169430570
you really want tidecallers, I would say cut mana tide and a lightning storm
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>>169431219
Dude, fuck Lifecoach and his ugly Keanu Reeves looking ass. Never bothered to learn English beyond 4th grade and still has the thickest most incomprehensible German accent possible, feels capable of making demands about a card game when his entire life up until 3 years ago was based around playing 52 cards that never changed.

He gets to live in a giant mansion with its own dance floor in Berlin or some shit based on beating people at a degenerate gambling card game during a time when 90% of people were fishes and winning was literally absorbing the knowledge of 4 poker books and some game theory and you could be a millionaire on a few lucky hands.

I am not going to say I am not jealous but its just infuriating kinda to have to see someone enjoy such a lavish lifestyle based on just playing games and sitting around all day at 35 or so doing nothing but playing games.

/blog /autism
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>>169442961
Not an argument
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>>169442961
Lifecoach didn't even make most of his money off of poker if I recall. He took his winnings and invested into real estate and other business endeavors, which is where most of his fortune came from.
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>>169442961
>hating wealthy people for being more successful than you
t. commie
>>
>mulligan away patches
>draw him turn 1 anyway

why am i such a bad player
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>Lojom
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Lojom fucked up so hard but I think he would have still lost that.
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>>169446714
>>169446812
that was an intense game, shame he threw his win away with the misplay.

not that he has any chance to win the series anyway, but at least he wouldn't have gotten blown out 0-3.
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>>169446812
maybe the series but no way that game. opponent was 7 or 8 cards into fatigue, he had ichor+execute to kill one threat, then SS to kill the other. After that he could have even played out the acolyte to poke every turn, he had that 100% if he played right.

But I mean, that's the importance of keeping track of cards in an open decklist format.
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Holy shit the balls on Lojom. What a hero.
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I thought fatigue warlock was just a myth
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O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
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>>169447825
>threw a game because he didn't read how sleeping with the fishes works

Yep. Definitely one of ours
>>
Did Lojom draft his decks for Arena?

I love it
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>Lojam brought paladin
m a d m a n
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rip hunter. not even a way to make it snipe something in tournaments with it
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now that he won the warlock vs shaman, it's REALLY shitty that lojam threw that warrior game.

You will never find a worse matchup in the game than control warrior (with no win condition or even justicar) vs a jade shaman that plays bloodlust.

This paladin probably wont beat the shaman, but could have beat the control warrior just because of the hero power advantage.

>>169448128
>rip hunter
it'll be back in a week. And it's shit in conquest right now but at least feasible in last hero standng.
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MAKE NEW THREAD

LOJAM EDITION
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I apologize in advance for the immense amount of drunkposting I will do here later

sum up todays games for me or link to a post that does plz
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KRIPP IS GOING HAM
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MEME MAGIC
IT'S HAPPENING
MIDRANGE PALADIN NEW META
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>>169448754
boring boring boring

Then LOJOM brought out his meme deck. He was about to win a warrior mirror, with a ridiculous highroll, but then threw. Then he won with fatigue warlock and midrange paladin.

Currently he is trying to win with taunt no aggression no damage no trueheart antiaggro warrior
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>>169448763
about what?
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>>169448774
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

What is this midrange paladin? I need to know.
>>
will there be a new thread
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Lojom only meme decks
Confirmed /ourguy/
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>>169449140
It's a completely meme designed entirely to shut down aggro. Plays every healing and taunt card possible, including 2 senjins and 2 2nd rate bruisers
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>>169449242
no, this is the last thread. The game died a long time ago and so should this general
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Holy shit Rojom.
>>
THROWJOM STRIKES AGAIN
>>
throw em Lojom
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Goddamn Lojom with the throw. Now we're left with metadeck shitters
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He fucking threw twice in one series.

Earned the name Throwjam, that's for sure.
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>Brings Paladin to a tournament
>Fucks up horrifically twice

Just quit this game now. You're gonna be permanently tilted now.
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is the winner some military brat kid? His english is straight american
>>
Do Asians have aneurysms when they play Hearthstone?
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>>169450109
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Here are two of Lojoms decks
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This Tempo Mage deck is kuso.
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>>169442961
>capable of making demands about a card game when his entire life up until 3 years ago was based around playing 52 cards that never changed.

If you think poker is easy, then do it. There are !52 different combinations in a deck of cards.
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>>169453218
>>169453218
>>169453218

move
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>>169443489
>calling people a commie as an umbrella insult

>>>/pol/
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>>169448258
>it'll be back in a week

The nerf will help significantly, but no, no it won't bring rexxar back above 5% at the most aside from maybe a week of experimentation. I'll be having fun forcing greedy camel hunter builds though- maybe we'll get the gvg paladin-style treatment this expansion

t. autistic rexxar player
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