/wotg/ - World of Tanks General

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cutest panzer

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>>169235905
Most aesthetic tankfu added when?

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>more super-heavies

Wow, just what this game fucking needed

>>169235905
First for snek a shit

so is the e5 now trash tier

>>169236450
With those huge cupolas they are hardly an issue.

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TOG buff when?

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>>169235905
>>what is the most aesthetic tank
>AMX 30B
Wrong. Centurion Action X is the most aesthetic tank.

>>169237120
>someone stared at ev's dick for long enough to make that edit
I am overcome by pity.

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>AWOO
>good
Lol keep telling yourselves that burgers.

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>all these shitters

>>169237529
>someone
It was oberst if I remember right

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the gun is like night and day... I don't know how the accuracy at range is because I was fighting things 2 feet away but I think if this tank was faster it would be great

Also wtf is this shit

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Yukari mod fix where?

>>169238732
Not a person, then?

>>169239332
no

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>Tier 9 tank
>starts off with the same gun as the Tier 8 tank before it
>you have to get the upgraded suspension to mount the upgraded gun

every fucking time

>>169239739
>Tier 9 tank
>starts off with the same gun as the tier 7 tank before it
>have to upgrade suspension to mount the mid gun
>have to get the upgraded turret before getting the top gun, and the top gun costs 60,000 exp
Feels ST-I, man.

>>169238910
You did a mission and got a payout, so it isn't counted as part of the base xp

>>169239969
Tier 9 is a not very well hidden scam desu.

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>>169239969
>not using upgraded suspension

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>>169240182

daily reminder DPM means nothing
Obj.252U/Defender is fucking OP

>>169240182
Gun > suspension

Mobility matters fuck all when you can't penetrate or hit any of the targets.

>>169240347
Pretty sure he meant the equipment.

>>169240332
No shit

>>169240332
The 252 doesn't even have bad DPM, didn't you hear? They buffed the reload right before it went live. 4 rounds a minute.

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>>169240347
I mean this.

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I have enough silver to move on to the M46 Patton, but I wanna finish my BIA perk on the Pershing first. It's my fifth skill for the crew so it's gonna be slow.

Should I move on or stick out until the perk is complete? At 66% currently

>>169240839
>5th skill at 66%

that'll take literally thousands of games

>>169240839
Just spend the gold at that point

>>169240331
>shoes in bed
Fucking burgers i tell you

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>>169240839
>5th skill
>don't have bia yet

>>169237120
notice the ad for gay people at the bottom and the "virgin" in the top left

>stream World of Tanks
>die

lol

I miss Bandi-chan :(

>don't play world of tanks
>post in /wotg/ every day
Who else?

>>169241727
I love to shitpost too

>>169241018
>>169241079
it'll probably only be like 50-70 games. There isn't any way use gold to level a crew on console.

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>there are people in this thread that think the Tiger 2 is good
>there are people who also think the T32 is bad

>>169242052
>console
Can you be more specific next time? We're all gonna assume you're on PC otherwise.

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>2017
>Sixth sense is not a default skill

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>>169241727
I believe it has been two months since I last played. During my hiatus, I have become an ardent anti-clan and anti-american shitposter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeUcsGSr-BE

>>169240839
>>169242052
Does console have different exp rates than PC? Because on PC, getting the 5th skill from 66% to 100% is 2.6 million exp

>>169242143
no difference

>>169240331
sauce

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BookHorse here, this tank is pretty good.

Ace Tanker screencap unlike all the other burgers.

>>169242898
>burger aces a tier 6 light
>so proud he has to come blogpost about it asap
ahahaha

>>169243030
>blue reroll aces a tier 6 light tank
ftfy

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>>169242214
Imposter. You're using the wrong filename.

Is it worth getting the Fv4202 now?

>>169242514
woman makes an adult film

>>169243310
Only if you can get it for free

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>>169243181
I have many filenames.

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>>169243632

>>169243030
>>169243156
You don't need to be upset.

I wanted to try this tank before the 105mm gets removed.

Also wanted a free Tier 8 and 9.

>>169241236
>bashing ev
>not posting your own benis

>>169243632
>innocuous folder name
what's inside?

>>169242283
Crews work a bit different. On console there is basically only one crew member, the commander. You don't have to worry about having incomplete BIA or only 20% of the repair on skill on at a time. It trains fully from 0% to 100%.

I have two 5 skill crews and I've only been playing for like three months with about 2800 battles

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>>169243970
Waifu images.

>>169244189
gimme a peak.

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>>169244316
whoops

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>>169243632
>burger false flagging as a frenchie
:thinking:

>>169243873
you shouldn't have left awoo, cuck

>>169245112
I think that's a bit disingenuous, to say the least. I joined awoo for memes, anime, best girl arguments, hentai analysis, and general shenanigans. Yet you could not run a stronghold through teamspeak for even 30 minutes without people constantly discussing holocaust denial, the various subraces of humanity and their inferiority to aryans, international jewish conspiracies, and other things of that sort. Every discussion of anime got interrupted by people talking about politics. Unless Jetto somehow cashed in on a sale of child leashes at autismspeaks.org in the two weeks since I left the clan, I would highly recommend any anime fan looking for an anime themed clan to search elsewhere.

On the other hand, if you have an anime profile pic on a twitter that you use solely to troll SJWs with pictures of frogs in SS Waffen uniforms, if you take Alex Jones as a voice of reason, and if reading this message made you bang your oily forehead on your keyboard in an attempt to type "KEK KEK REEEEEEEEEE KEK", then awoo might be the place for you. I've been in some cancer clans, but awoo easily takes the cake, the piss bottles, and the stained dakimakura.

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>>169245091
I prefer to use the term LARPing

>>169245218
It's not stained.

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>when you take the steel wall from a 252U

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>>169245647
>didn't TK Obyekt 252

>>169244189
I bet this is also the mommy poster.

>>169248171
I'm not the mommy poster.

>>169248171
I'm the mommy poster.

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>>169248678
>>169248731
No, I'm the mommy poster.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4

>this game

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>FAME

lmbo awoo is such garbage, stupid trump anime kids

by the way purposly is the mom poster I remember him from armored warfare general

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>>169249524

>>169245112
SHOJO pays more. :^)

>wargaming doesn't know how to balance their game and made the maus and type 5 op pieces of shit
how nice

>>169250539
shojo also a pack of fuckheads.

then again, horse fags are fuckheads. so you fit right in :^).

>>169249868
>trump anime kids
That doesn't even make sense. I thought Trump hated foreign cultures.

>awoo bleeding members to shojo

IS THIS THE POWER OF THIRD GENERATION /vg/??

>>169251019
>bleed
>one blue reroll

>>169250931
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter. I love to watch him crash and burn. But we can't have this guy use the nuculear codes.

>>169251129
If he gets impeached then we will have successfully prevented the two worst presidential candidates in recent times from fucking up our country.

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When will AWOO see the light and join the might that is PLSGO Combine?

or at least physically delete that batchat player who bounced a whole fucking drum off a one shot Maus and IS-4

>>169251410
What's that about a bat chat bouncing every shot? Any video?

>>169251410
>implying AWOO is good enough for PLSGO save a few people
Having a teal recent at best after 10k+ games is pretty bad

EU players, is the 252u as cancerous as I expect it is?

Fuck, is the 252u going to get a free weekend? I hope not.

So since they keep saying the playstyle of the VKs and the Maus is so different, what's the difference? Never played them but the VKB looks similar, super heavy armor and a rear mounted turret.

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>>169251258
If he gets impeached, his VP becomes President

Mike Pence

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>finally good enough to be getting random invites to clans after games
>they're all shitter clans
>mfw

Hilariously enough the only clan I've been invited to above yellow was fucking AWOO

>>169253091
You mean Mike "Testing the resistance of the queer and the trans" Pence?

>>169253329
I'm pretty sure Pence as president would be similar to having Bomber Harris as president

>>169253317
Good clans aren't really going to invite you to join unless you're a unicum

>>169253317
>be blue
>never get clan invites ever

what am I doing wrong

>>169253317
AWOO is a good clan and you should join it.

>>169253524
By not rerolling and being blue

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>>169253615

>>169252769
They wanted to add the t8-t9 maus-like tanks they designed. They are slower and better armored, so you feel a bit more consistent going up the line

>>169253524
>>169253691
this. no clan's gonna invite a reroll that has barely a few thousand games. the only clans that are gonna do that are shitter clans, and shitter clans aren't going to try and recruit a blue.

I don't understand. Do people really dislike AWOO or are they just shitposting about themselves?

>>169252769
>>169253780
Maus line is all about all round armor with great side armor and such making it very easy to sidescrape while the vk line has poor side armor but deceptively good frontal armor

>>169253958
Some people in AWOO hate themselves ironically and some unironically, but both groups shitpost about themselves and each other anyway

>>169253958
Probably a mix of the two

I think AWOO is bad skill wise, but I don't dislike the people in the clan aside from a few people.

>>169253958
AWOO has too low standards to be a respected clan for skill level, and has a lot of members that are considered worthless shitposters. It doesn't help that whenever they go do CW, someone inevitably comes on a whines about how panzervor was yelling at them, not realising he's trying to get the clan to improve as a whole.

tl;dr it's a shitter clan

>>169254040
they tweaked the vkb to have better side and a worse lower plate

Tier VIII is straight garbage on PS4 right now.

It's literally just Soviet heavy tanks

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>new German super heavies
>still no lower glacias armour
So how do you like your rear turret tiger II?

>>169254103
calm down subhuman

>>169254086
>few people
care to elaborate?

>>169254530
if you feel the need to ask this, it's probably you

>>169254241
The Pz VII has a 265 effective lower plate flat on.

>>169254530
People without operating systems newer than 2006.

>>169254639
*loads gold*

>>169254751
*angles armour*

heh, nothing personell kid

>>169255223
*flanks*

>>169255223
*shoots cupola with gold*

>>169255223
*Shoots 1400 alpha HE shell without even aiming*

>>169255223
>personell
You spelt that wrong. It's personal, not personell.

I can't believe I share a thread with these retards.

>>169255719
*teleports behind you*

>>169255784
*it was a hologram*

>>169255898
NANI!?

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>gun is of broken?
>no problem)))

>>169256002
H-He's fast

>>169256349
every shot not taken is an automatic miss :^))))

how do i git gud at this game?

are there some good guides i can look at?

I primarily have a huge problem with camo / spotting and penetrating armor.

Fuck the Type 5, the Maus is a goddamn bugger now. "Making armour relevant again" seems to have translated into making the Maus immune to even the highest pen Tier 9 guns.

>just had a game where my entire team mindlessly obeyed a yellow in a T110E3
>try to tell my team to not do his retarded strats
>get called an idiot and to shut up

so this is what it must've been like to be one of Hitler's non-retarded generals

>>169256567
Watch quickybaby

>>169256567
If it's mechanics, War Gaming has put out some good videos on how spotting, penetration, and camo works.

If you need to git gud, just use your team mates as mobile cover. Learn how to side scrape and how to effectively use your armour. It all comes with practice.

>>169251410
The whole end of that match was shit. And having the 2nd bat yolo in didnt help

>>169256758
>unironically recommending warp9.1foetus

>>169256567
Watch the autistic latvian, or sircumreddit. They're both way better than speedyinfant

>>169256940
>Not /ourguy/ overlord_prime
Go back to sleep yuro

>>169256940
QB is fine for starters, covers the basics

>>169256567
like play the game lmao

>>169257181
Because he's only good at the basics

>>169257367
Yeah, once a starter can get those basics down then it's good to move to other guys

>>169257181
zeven is better for beginners

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Attention AWOO members

This is whole_nutmeg. I was hoping we could have a little talk. When I made that shitpost in your recruitment thread, it was mostly for good fun with a bit of autistic malice woven in. However, I did not anticipate the furious storm of rage it would unleash, according to my spies within your discord. I left AWOO in relatively good graces and hoped to keep it that way, but it seems that this tenuous peace can no longer hold. I regret to say that a few weeks ago, I encountered a permagreen recruit platooned with the sheepfucker, and was brutally executed. Out of respect for my future clanmate and esteemed AWOO community member BookHorse, I was willing to let this slide, but I encountered an opportunity a few days ago I could not ignore. That is correct: I assassinated CheekiJetto, your brave leader, without mercy, via a 128mm shell to the back of the turret. This can only mean one thing: all out war.

I can only assume this is a war you will throw yourselves into without reservation. After all, you and I are fundamentally different. I unironically enjoy Alec Baldwin's Trump satire on SNL. I have gay and muslim friends. I even cast a protest vote for Jill Stein. As for you? I shudder to even think of your vile beliefs and hobbies. With such venom between us, I imagine you will bring out your best warriors to fight me. I foresee an ocean of Tiger Ps, Sturer Emils, and stock KV-2s rolling towards my fortifications. But I will not waver. I will stand strong. I already put out the word on Reddit, Wotlabs, and SomethingAwful, so I might as well share it here. There is now a bounty on wolfgirl ears. 1 kill gets you a 5 minute ERP session. 5 kills and I will send you a portion of my stash of furry porn. And 10 kills? I will pad your account to teal recents. Let all /wotg/ers know I take this conflict seriously, and will honor these bounties.

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But if you thought I would let others do my fighting for you, think again. You see this vehicle---that is, if you can even discern its outline obscured by camouflage? Yes, that is a T67 tank destroyer, the most feared vehicle of the WWII battlefields. Your intelligence briefings may have lacked this fact, but at one time, I was a student at the most prestigious T67 sensha-do dojo in all of WoT. You will never see me, but I will always see you. I will fight on the ridges. I will fight behind bushes. I will fight from the redline. I have a 97% crew with 0 marks of excellence, and I know how to put them to use. My HVAP M93 shells will shred even your most solid defenses, and when you are dying inside your mangled armored vehicles, I will take your precious dakimakuras and brutally beat them, undress them, and inseminate them before your pathetic, dying eyes. Then they'll get a 9mm to the back of the head just as my sperm reaches the depth of their fiberfill, and their last thoughts will be of a bliss that you could never bring them. I will utterly demolish you and everything you stand for. See that burning, blue skull? Take a good look, because it is the last sight you'll ever witness as I emerge from the winter storm. Blue flames colder than the hell to which I will send you. For I am the permateal. I am the mid-tier avenger. I am... the White Knight. As you contemplate your doom, remember that your intolerance and bigotry brought this upon yourselves. Consider this my final statement on the matter. My next will be a tank shell.

oh this is good stuff

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[PLSGO]

>>169257701
>>169257706

how do i unsubscribe from this blog?

>>169257706
It's not stained.

>>169257701
>>169257706
saving this pasta

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>didn't realize /wotg/ was literally full of autists

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[AWOO]

why does no one want to 6 toon in awoo?

>>169258452
the better question is why you always want to platoon 6s, mai

>>169257706
Fuck you you pathetic, disgusting piece of worthless shit. Listen up and listen good, I will say this once and only once.
Threatening me is one thing, a thing I can easily forgive and forget for my own life has little value to me. But threatening my daki with your sick, perverted fantasies? You've crossed a line you will wish you hadn't. I live for others, especially those I hold dear. I have held back until now, but you have placed danger upon that which I love, and you can't even begin to comprehend what I will do to you.
You think your pathetic little T67 will save you? Think again, kid. My 3 marked 5 skill crew Fury will TEAR YOU THE FUCK APART ON A LEVEL YOU CAN'T IMAGINE.
I promised that I would never load full gold and food on it ever again, as the DPM was too high for any single tier 6 to handle, BUT YOUR ACTIONS MUST HAVE EQUIVALENT CONSEQUENCES. And believe me, they will.
Oh, they will.
Sleep tight kiddo, never know which night might be your last.

>>169258491
bullying is fun

So i tried joining awoo and they rejected me, are there any other vg clans?

>>169258613
PLSGO

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>>169258545

>>169258613
How fucking bad do you need to be to get rejected from a yellow clan

>>169258545
S T A I N E D
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>>169258613
PLSGO is always recruiting for campaigns :^))))))

>>169258693
It's.
Not.
Stained.

>>169258657
>>169258705
not accepting apps

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>>169258545

9/11

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>when 2 batchats lose to 2 heavy tanks

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>>169258613
the WALL keeps us united

>>169258613
LEWD

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>>169258545
YOU TELL EM

>>169258613
ign?

>>169258925
ZaKazan

>>169258752
>implying thats not to weed out the shitters
t. nutmeg

>>169258925
whole_nutmeg

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The buffs made this tank much better

>>169258545
>brown stains

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>>169258983
>>169259024

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>>169258545

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>>169255223
>Angle armor
>Now have less than 200 effective
It's a 183 without the stopping power.

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>>169257701
Gibs

>>169259109
Well, I'm a unicum WoWs player if that means anything

https://na.warships.today/player/1017605051/ZaKazan

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>>169259646
>wows

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>>169259646
so is greg

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>burgers waking up
>autism levels going off the charts
I'll have to mull over this.

>>169259939
is that a >she?

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>>169259646
stop

>>169260306
why are you rejecting me?

STB or Action X?

>>169260343
Did you read the clan requirements?
Can you point out which ones you meet?

>>169260353
Action X for the best practical aesthetics in game.

>>169260395
but I'm a unicum in wows

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HES FAST

>>169260343
>no tier 8
>no tier 6
>yellow
>0 recent wn8
Gee I wonder why.

>>169260484
This is World of TANKS though. Not warships.

>>169260395
Maybe being literate should be added to the requirements.

>>169257701
so upset
and when did awoo get a welshmen?

>>169260580
He's not welsh. He's a New Zealander that's stuck in 2006

>>169260570
Well, I thought awoo was full of shitters

>>169260570
fuckin edgy

>>169260708
so you got killed by a sub par player and your upset?

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>>169260795
they're a yellow clan

>>169260795
Shitters with the required tanks

>>169260795
If you're looking for a shitter clan hope on the EU server and join NOPAN :^)

>>169260878
I'm not whole_nutmeg. I'm just saying that the sheep shagger is from new zealand

>>169260905
and I'm a yellow player :^)

>>169261165
Oh, interesting.

But for his claim of being killed by Awoo after he left. where is the proof?

>>169261348
What a perfectly average clan, which is that?

>>169261348
If they removed stormtrooper, pringles, and floyd, there would probably be more blue there.

>>169261435
RDDT

>>169261248
put "/vg/" in your application

>>169261456
>remove floyd
not an option.

>>169261472
the strongest, active /vg/ clan

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>>169261456
>remove pringles and floyd

How would you like to fuck off?

NOPAN > AWOO
prove me wrong. Protip; you can't.

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>>169261876
nopan

who the fuck are they. fuck outta here with your dead clan's.

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>>169261876

Someone redpill me on the Ev burger lips meme.
What does it mean?
What are the implications?

>>169262003
>>169261798
Rev, you are the worst person in this general. You need to be deleted.

>>169262119
>person

>>169262115
>rundown meme

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>>169262119
implying that will happen.

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>>169262332

>>169256567
Zeven for a broader, more macro approach to the game. Dreadshells if you want to get into scouting. Everyone else either offers shallow commentary if at all or requires you to already know what the fuck you're doing.

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>>169262993
so a possible mad max nz.
I like it..

>enemy arty combines for 10 kills

>>169263636
did they assemble like voltron to form the schwerer gustav or something?

>>169264118
I assume low tier battle with le bullshit platoon or something like that

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>two games with 1 shot short of TD 15 6k damage in skorp g

>>169264501
why complain if you're not even using a tier 10

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>>169264501
#Stained #PapiNumberOne

>>169264676
Because I get closer to the mission in that than I do in the JP

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A TALE OF TWO SHITTY CLANS (1/4)
GarlicFries (F)(M) x CheekiJetto (F)
Beneath the odious tangle of black curls that festered above Garliqua's pudgy head, her small, wrinkled forehead glistened with sweat. Her sun-baked, brown skin made her facial features difficult to perceive. Before her, the Moroccan Sahara extended toward the horizon, with no end in sight. Long, baggy shorts that one might expect to encounter hanging over the legs of an urban American youth constrained her legs; each step toward the crest of the dune directly ahead of her drained her.
Just a week before the present, Garliqua had, in a moment of characteristic caprice, jilted her long-time lover - a small, feminine man that went by the name of Biggity. Biggity was a man of no character; he was an inconsequential sycophant that could only ever have boasted of one blessing (that being, of course, his supremely tight boipussy), but even that had been robbed from him by Garliqua's monstrous feminine penis. With her faithful toy all but expended, Garliqua, a creature incapable of loyalty or self-reproach, set off to find greener pastures. Inexplicably, this quest took her to Morocco. If the narrator were permitted to venture a guess, he would conjecture that this might have been her ancestral homeland.
With sudden verve, she powered her way up to the crest of the dune. Believing herself to have accomplished something remarkable, Garliqua paused to give attention to the satisfaction she felt. A streak of white caught her eye, cutting short her reverie. She squinted, hoping to get a clearer view of what had drawn her focus. Less than a hundred meters toward the horizon, a striking profile resolved itself against the desert vista. Lounging on her haunches, a petite wolf-girl absent-mindedly batted at her own tail. Within Garliqua's shorts, a serpentine figure stirred. She smacked her lips and begun the trek toward this arousing spectacle.

Expect part two tomorrow.

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>>169265383

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>>169265383

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>>169265383
o no

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>>169265383

>>169265383
I am unironically excited

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>>169265383

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>>169265383
we have strayed from the path of light

>>169265383
Ev x Richard Spencer erotica when?

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>>169265383

>>169265861
Ev x Stained Daki when

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>>169265383
delet

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>>169242283
From the Website:


>For the first four skills, it takes 100,800 Crew XP per Skill/Perk

>You can continue to train your Crew in Skills, one at a time, until a maximum of 25 different Skills. Be sure to read the descriptions for each Skill, and select the best Skills for your play style. The Crew XP needed to train each Skill and Perk will double every four skills:

Yea, so I guess the process is a lot different on console. We can get a shitload more skills in a much shorter time frame.

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>>169265383
delet this

pls.

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>>169265383

>>169266046
No need to write that, just hang around the awoo discord and you'll get the audiobook version

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>>169265383
Not bad

What is the worst map?

>>169266558

Siegfried Line

>>169266558
Highway

Never had a good game on that.

>>169265383
I'd like to see how the awoo discord reacted toward this. I also want this narrated.

>>169266558
Lakeville.

>both sides of the mountain are an impassable corrirdorfest
>village is a pointless artillery hideaway

>>169266846
I may have it recorded because I shadowplayed a game.

>>169267045
do share it

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I wonder how this will end

>>169266846
this is literally what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTksUYKwO9c

Italian tanks when?

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Thanks for the replies, amerifats.

>>169267463
I want more frenchies and chinese first.

>>169267508
you promised part 2 faggot

>>169267593
I promised it for tomorrow.

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>>169267508
Did you seriously just try and steal my (You)s?

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>>169267642
>Frogposters are (You) bandits.

Wow I thought I was a scumbag.

>>169265383
Nice try, (You) thief.

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>>169267870
>>169267642
Libel

>just realized IS-3 has the same accuracy as the 76mm M1A2
Wow I knew US tanks had mediocre accuracy but that's just fucked up.

>want a 252u
>realize I'll have nothing to do with the soviet heavy crew
Is it time to finally grind up an is7

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>the product of me being sick and missing all my lectures today

yay, i guess

>>169265383
Can we expect to see cameo's by other /wotg/ personalities?

How the fuck am I supposed to engage E5s at any range longer than a knifefight?

>>169270746
Ev is a lock and Chssmius may have a spot.

>>169269262
IS7 has a trashcan gun with shit DPM.

They'll probably buff it soon though

>>169271527
Will it be stained?

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>Game switches from full screen mode to windowed mode after Alt-tabbing

>Temporary Solution:
>Use windowed borderless mode.

>>169272453
they really need to up it's dpm a little and maybe give it a touch more speed. But knowing them, they'll just add 50mm armor everywhere and call it good

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>>169272873
Ev won't have a daki, he lives with the real deal. That doesn't stop him from watching what happens and masturbating to it, though.

>>169274370
This was unedited. It'll look better when I am done. It's also from part three, but I thought it was relevant.

I just downloaded the client again after 2 years and played a couple of battles. Now i remember why i quit

>Utterly one sided battles
>Put in battles where you're supposed to scout, which is fine, but the map doesn't allow scouting its just 2 lanes and if you're seen you're instantly one shotted
>it costs over 1000 to fire a fucking shell
>battles where the team all go down one side so the enemy bum rush you

>>169275290
What tank did you play

>>169275317
I just went through my old tanks, Centurion 7/1, Tiger 2, T14, Chaffee, tried out the tier 1 swedish and czech

T1 was fun as always

>>169266558
Pilsen.

Unless you are heavy or a TD/Med with good gun depression you are literately useless.

>>169276986
paris is worse than pilsen

>>169256576

>play Maus
>enemy T-54 starts to close gap
>enemy T-54 presses 2
>enemy T-54 circles me and shoots
>get obliterated in a minute

Damn fun. No armor buff will ever counter 330 mm wtflolwut bullshit penetration.

Pz VII or Maus?

>>169266558

Airfield. Fucking Airfield.

>>169266558
Paris

>>169266558
Fjord. No matter what I drive, I never have fun there.

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Anyone playing the console version? There's on operation on right now to unlock the 'Fatherland' IS-3A.

It's made the game a tad... toxic. Sally forth in a Soviet tank tier III-X, and if you deal 500 or more direct damage you get a randomised 'drop.' Get a 'medal' five times, and the tier XIII premium is yours!

The problem: 'medal' drops are incredibly rare.
The result: players drive their Soviet heavies out on suicide missions. Get 500 damage, die, return to garage, repeat.

(Hypocrite that I am, I'm still trying to finish the op myself. This is a marketing fuck-up for the history books)

>>169281887
Sounds like a pretty typical War Thunder event made by Gaijin

t. war thunder veteran

>>169281971
>that one event where you had to play/win a gorillion games to get prems, back in 2014 or 15

indian summer or whatever it was, it was fucking mind wrecking

>>169282136
To be fair, Indian summer got you a D-13 - almost /the/ best premium plane in the game back then.

Their most recent events have been for shit like a reskinned Me 262, a chink T-54 with no armour and a flying boat. Some of the events DIDN'T EVEN GUARANTEE YOU GETTING THE REWARD after completing ALL the tasks, you just had to pray that you got it on one of the tasks.

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>can't find a fucking T8 game all day
>get TDd
>get T10 autoloaded
>get dynamic gameplayed
should I just end it and kys my self?

>>169281887
>WoWs has that one ARP ship that requires 20 kills of every two-or-more-branches nation in high tier ships
>by 7th day of mission USRR ships are practically gone from MM pool.

252 is live on the NA server now

>>169282267
maybe you'll get lucky soon goy)))

>>169282779
Yeah, I got lucky by dropping WT and switching to WoT instead.

It's a marginal difference in shit, but at least for now the shit tastes different.

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>>169277598
>not always driving next to a wall you can back up next to

>in crom b
>252u Defender appears
Well then, fuck this game and fuck that tank.

why is it that when I am angled shooting at an unangled tank, the same one I'm driving, all my shots bounce, yet all their shots connect?

I aim for their weak spots, but I don't get any pens at all, even when they are completely unangled towards me, even when I shoot them in the side as well

Does crew XP dictate pen power?

>>169283589
Penetration has a 25% rng factor.

They got lucky, you didn't. Just like a lot of things in this game.

>>169283565
oy vey! you can be just as good as that guy if you would just spend 40 euros, goy! think about it!

>>169283639
That's the wrong way of thinking about it, and the way WG wants you to think about it. You don't have to see the 252 getting facefucked by Tier 10s if you only meet it in your tier 6 tanks.

>>169283637
This doesn't happen 25% of the time, it happens 100% of the time

People just charge me even when I'm angled because I do absolutely 0 damage to them, or they just blow through a choke point, exposing their entire side to me and just kill me because I can't do any damage to them, even though I'm shooting at their engine and weak green spots on their tank.

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>>169283565
>random battle
>6 252(You)s

>>169283746
>it happens 100% of the time
I mean, no, now you're just being angry and unreasonable.

>>169283639
wut money
>>169283751
and fuck that, would consider lake/cliff diving.

>>169283814
with the exception of light tanks, yes.

Light tanks have to angle against me in order to bounce my shots, other than that, maybe not 100%, but like 70-80% of the time.

>>169284082
What tank are you even playing

>>169284263
>T7CC

>>169284263
KV-1 and T1 Heavy mostly

Although I have the same problem in my SU-85 too.

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>>169283751
>Get in my waffle to do some 252 balancing
>get my gun, engine and ammorack taken out by arty right after using my repair kit
>get rammed to death by a 252

>>169284350
T1 Heavy literally can't angle their armor without cover. If you angle your front, your edges become penetrable, if you exceed 20%, your side armor become penetrable. The KV tanks have a nasty weak spot on the lower plate. Don't focus so much on the top flat armor, shoot the most flat part of the KV on the lower plate, you should pen them. The KV1's turrent is also nothing special, if RNG is in their favor, they should be able to pen the area around the mantlet.

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>KV-2 snap shots you killing you in one shot
I can't wait until tier 8 when I won't be a one shot to anyone. No one should have the power to take all of your hitpoints with one swing on an average roll

>>169284718
>I can't wait until tier 8 when I won't be a one shot to anyone.
no one tell him about the anime heavys

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>>169284718
>when I won't be a one shot to anyone
You called?

>>169284749

Or arties.

>>169285195
Or the Jageru

>>169285195
Arty can very easily be avoided, and they rarely pen reliably.

>>169285387
are we playing the same game

>>169285387

Avoiding is tricky and if they pen they can absolutely oneshot you

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>>169284718
>KV2 vs KV2
>you do 350 damage to him
>he one shots you

what are the best arties for pub crawling? US?

>>169287419
yeah, but arty gets really boring

>>169287419
French artillery. Sure the burgers have big HE and alpha, but the can't hit the borad side of a barn.

>>169259027
How did it get buffed? I've been eyeing the german meds for a while now because I think they look cute, but everyone kept telling me they're dogshit compared to other nation's meds.

Do I use the Easy 8 or the JUmbo to go up the med line? I'm leaning towards the Jumbo personally, but I'm just a shitter so what do I know.

>>169291021
Easy 8 was good when I played it 3 years ago, it's probably shit now because power creep.

>>169291021
E8 is most representative of the medium line (i.e. fast, maneuverable, gun depression, minimal armour, etc.). Using it will set you up for success later.
The E8 is harder to play though.

The E2 is slow and heavily armoured. It's more representative of the heavy line. Using it for mediums will not teach you how to play burger mediums.

>>169291021
I can say little of the E8, never played it.

Jumbo though its it own special thing. derp gun, stock turret. its slow but as another anon said you do get armor. To me its full a nice gap between cromwell b and t-34-85.

Its probably more forgiving then other mediums at Tier 6.

>>169291559
>>169291614
>>169292230
Thanks lads. I'll get both eventually, but I think I'll start off with the jumbo. It just seems more like my kind of thing.

>>169292481
When you get the jumbo, keep the stock turret and use the 105 howitzer. That's the best way to play it.

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>>169258769
>>169251410

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>>169235905
Stop buying premium tanks.

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>>169294178
To bad, i bought the 252 as soon as it became available on NA

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>>169291021
Load up the 105 Derp on either of them and HE your way to victory, those ammo racks are especially satisfying. when you are top tier games are hailarious.

Pic: chinese Tier1 Light tank....

>>169291021
Go with the jumbo. People like to say the e8 plays more like a proper medium whatever the fuck that means. If you wanted that, play the a43 or cromwell. The e8 blows.

>>169281887
Yea, it's cancer. I heard one dude got like 4 medals the first day.

The only Soviet vehicles I have are the T-34 and SU-100 which has made matches difficult since the only tanks I see now are heavies

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>>169284718
>I can't wait until tier 8 when I won't be a one shot to anyone

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what do you do in this situation

how do I play like speedfetus in this position