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/zlg/ - Zelda Leak General

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5 hours of holy shit.

>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
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1st

For this shit is gay and you aren't fooling anyone.
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This is a great general. It'll keep the shitposts away.


who am i kidding of course it wont but i can hope
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Game is listed on Nintendo's server: https://samurai.ctr.shop.nintendo.net/samurai/ws/DE/titles?limit=1&offset=3
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Is there any way to refresh ps plus on a 3.60 vita??
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its just going to be more retarded holy shits...
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>>169199070
HOLY SHIT
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>>169198812
>not hbg

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
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Why don't you guys don't release it already? =(
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>>169199164
Who gives a fuck about homebrews and hacking? This thread is all about BotW leaks.
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Soo I got the files now but I wanna check if all of them are fine. I got his pastebin with (http://pastebin.com/stGGbSmx) but how do I use it? Just with a regular program downloaded from google or do I need anything specific?
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What happened to the two Eurobros that said they work at game stores?
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>>169199004
https://samurai.ctr.shop.nintendo.net/samurai/ws/DE/title/20010000026089 more eshop data, incl. screenshots
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>>169199004
nice attempt to try to steal my info
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>>169199286
Get a hash checker.
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>>169199268
it's not about getting a key, it's about sending a message
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>>169199316

Yeah, they should be back from work shortly.
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>>169199316
Their shift is over in 5 hours
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>>169199371
It's just the Nintendo servers - Nintendo uses a self signed cert
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>>169199004
Yes but it can't be pre-ordered, let alone pre-loaded. It might be downloadable from the CDN now but I doubt it.
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>>169199286
requesting a sfv or something
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Reminder to try and get lucky!
https://u.nya.is/yprxtd.rar
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>>169199164
Fuck off.
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>>169199316
one of them didn't get it in the shipment and posted a donkey kong case instead
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>>169199492
Yeah it's not, sadly, but nice info
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>>169199582
and an obscene amount of boo amiibo, are those even useful for anything? Dunno whether to waste a blank tag on it or not.
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>>169199549
Do you just run the random key checker exe?
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>>169199686
they are glowing in the dark, so...more useful than most amiibo at least...
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>>169197471
I'm Italian and this "Italian are not white" is quite hilarious, we are racist as fuck toward black people and Islamic.
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Asking this here since no one answered in the other thread.
What the hot garbage does this mean?
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>>169199371
oh gosh darn, he got me...

it's an eshop page, idiot.
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>>169199629
and it confirms the size of 10 GB (our downloads may have a few bytes more because of the cert)
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>>169199761
Yes. It'll stop when it'll find a key that outputs a small value (probably valid key).
Or when checking program will crash, that sometimes happens.
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>>169199761

Yeah, then I think it's supposed to stop when it gets something interesting and then you need to run it again.
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>>169199830
the proper argument is cdecrypt.exe title.tmd title.tik ckey.bin
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>>169199808
So are argentinians, what's your point?
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>>169199867
How do I test if the key is actually valid after getting the possibly valid key?
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>>169199830
Your title.tmd is broken for some reason, redownload it.
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>>169199917
OOPS. I'm stupid sorry
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>>169199928
Nothing, just every italian most European country would think you are a moron for calling italian niggers.
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>>169199952
Place tik file from that folder to folder with your downloaded game and try to unpack it with NUSDownloader.
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Finally found the tik and content for the Jap version over on 2ch at mega. Apparently that version has english language as well. have fun guys yw. www.2ch.net
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>>169200037
pasta niggers
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>>169200037
Italians are the mexicans of europe
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>>169200097
ayy
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>>169200097
>Japan. Piracy.

lolno
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>>169200097
HOLY SHIT

REAL DEAL

wwwwwwwwwwwww
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Ok but after doing another methods out of loadiine, can I install games to my SD? I don't have a USB and my wii u is black
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>>169200195
I bet you can't event tell the difference between a france and italian person
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>>169200289
>and my wii u is black
Burn it.
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>>169200253
Japanese are the biggest pirates statistically, shows what you know you fucking sperg
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>>169200097
ah yes ching ching chong thank you
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>>169200253

When Kirby Robobot leaked way early last year it was a Japanese release.
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>>169200317
Easy

Show a gun to a french person and they will wallow in fear

Show one to an italian and he'll try to steal it..
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this thread is cancer, back to hbg
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>>169200097
HOLY SHIT
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How do i actually encrypt a title key? I tried encrypting one that showed up real low on the key checker but it's fucked up now.
79B560CB79C2E9317E982A5F3E51A573
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>>169200348
Everyone point and laugh at the early adopter.
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>>169200405
Their attempts to flesh out the database with JP tickets is lacking at best, shamefur dispray.
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So my friend got his hands on review copy, taking it from Nin office to his home now. You sure they give away only Switch versions?
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>>169200545
the black one is bigger tho
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NEW THREAD:

>>>169200347
>>>169200347
>>>169200347
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>>169200545
You didn't get the joke.
:(
My wii u is black too, but i whip it consistently everyday to keep it obedient.
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>>169200534
Tried, it just crashes
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>>169200647
Are you retarded?
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>>169200534
Encrypted title keys are decrypted with the Wii U common key

I don't know if you can use the same key to encrypt them
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>>169200405
>biggest pirates statistically, I fuck spergs

Too much information.
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>>169200647
Fuck off, it's Zelda Leak thread, not hobobrew.
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>>169199838
No, it's 11.0GB on the eShop, and the uncompressed download is 10.89GB (but I'm looking at it on a Mac, whereas it'll probably show up closer to 11GB on Windows - regardless, Nintendo has clearly rounded the number off, so we can be assured we have a complete dump).
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>>169200097
Nice lies.
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>>169200669
I know it crashes, that's why i tried placing it in a tik file instead of just checking it.
It might be worth fucking around a bit with that key, but i don't know, i'm not a hackdude i can't hack i can barely count without my fingers!
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>>169200867
No, I mean actually trying to decrypt with it crashes, it won't work at all
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>>169200704
With "encrypting" i meant turn a string of random characters into a .tik file.
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>>169200534
I just did it, doesn't work.
You have to hex edit an existing tik.
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>>169200758
It shows up as 9.82 GB on Windows (10.551.279.164 Bytes). eShop is 10551265752, so nearly the same (minus the cert)
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>>169200976
funkiiu can do that
but without the real key it's useless
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4 more hours boys
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>>169201040
>>169201030
Whelp, thanks for the help though.
I don't really think it's gonna work, but i'll go back to punching in random combinations.
I'm unemployed and i don't have a girlfriend, what else would i do?
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>>169201038
Is that compressed or uncompressed though? Because uncompressed, it's 10.89 for me. The eShop says 11.0GB on the product page.
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>>169200195
We are not
Spanish are the mexicans of europe
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>>169201167
It's 9.82 from NUS downloader.
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>>169201167
Uncompressed I think, I have the files from the NUS with the *.app and *.h3 etc.
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what is this 2chan rumor floating about?
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>>169201150
you're not going to guess the key
best thing to do would be to check mom&pop stores in your area and see if any are selling the game early
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Do japan and usa use same tik ?
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>>169201363
But what if he'll be extremely lucky?
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>>169201363
Well, i live in a shithole third world country, so even though my chances are pretty much zero, it's still something to do other than masturbate myself into a coma.
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>>169201421
He won't be
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>>169201448
backwoods countries seem the most likely to break street date, unless your country doesn't get nintendo products at all

>>169201421
"extremely lucky" doesn't begin to cover it. This would be like winning the lottery 5+ times in a row
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>>169201629
Dude i bought smash for twice the price, and i had to go to some shady places to find it.
That was one month after smash came out.
Not happening.
Also, i'm still unemployed and broke.
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>>169201629
It's way more than that.

Don't give people that much hope, because there have been multiple times people won lotto.
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>>169199316
Who are these two Euro anons? Does someone have a screen cap or info in general? Is it even worth getting excited?
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>>169201958
They showed their cocks for proof. That's legit enough for me.
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>>169201201
You both are.
Then French are not-Turks.
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>>169201742
>because there have been multiple times people won lotto.
not in a row
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>>169202176
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/04/02/couple-win-lottery-draw-for-second-time-in-2-years.html
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>>169202284
IN A ROW NIGGER
CONSECUTIVELY
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>>169202284
>i dont know what "in a row" means
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>>169200195
No, retard, that'd be spainards.
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This is really tiking me off.
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About 3 hours for AUS_FAG release!
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>>169203443
>implying the subhuman will deliver
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>>169203474
I believe.
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>>169203443
This isn't 5 hours so it might mean something
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>>169203443
this is most likely just another ruse.. it is definitely more likely for the game to actually leak the last week before release, starting with an increased probability from saturday (take this with a grain of salt)
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>>169203595
It used to be 2 hours before.
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sorry guys, but we won't be able to play the game before release.
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>>169200097
Please link. I don't speak Japanese.
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>>169203690
He sounded trustworth.

I BELIEVE IN YOU ASSIES, MAKE THIS BR HAPPY

IT'S CARNIVAL HERE, AND I WANT TO SPEND IT PLAYING ZELDA
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>>169203974
Ew, another brazillian.
You're disgusting.
I'm disgusting.
I can't
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>>169204126
LET'S DISGUSTING OURSELVES PLAYING ZELDA IN THIS CARNIVAL

ALL THANX TO OUR AUSSIES FRIENDS
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>>169204126
Italy too is celebrating Carneval
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FFXV leaked more than a full week before release so I believe
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>>169204126
>>169203974
Fuck, we are like cockroaches?
E eu não sou nojento.
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>>169203974
>>169204268
who here /poor/ br
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>>169203974
almost everyone here wants to play it.. after all this shitstorm of 5 hours and holy excrements, idk what to believe
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>>169204309
Nah, just brhue.
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>>169203974
Vaza hoje pra passar o carnaval todo pelo amor de deuzzz
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>>169204443
Volte para a sua favela, macaco de merda.
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>>169203443
5 hours

Believe
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>>169200846
Pigeon toed?
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Uh-oh...
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DABBED ON YA

IF THIS DAB GETS 50 REPLIES THE LEAK WILL HAPPEN IN AN HOUR
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>>169204251
And we got what we deserved for that.
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>>169204545
M A C A C O B R A N C O
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Can anyone give an update on the 2chan rumor? looked into it a bit myself but that site's fucking impossible to navigate lol
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>>169204610
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>>169204706
wwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>169204610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etfHJ2ouzdM
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>>169204660
FFXV was a good fucking game
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3 HOURS

GIBBE ZELDA PLOX
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>>169204706
I believe its the JAP version

Is it only the tik or the whole game?
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>>169204706
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>169204660
i liked ff15 desu
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>>169204916
I dunno man, but if we got the .tik we could use it on 'our' EUR files, so to speak, right?

Anyone with 2chan-experience wants to volunteer to check it out?
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>>169204916
Can other region games be installed on US Wii U?

And what about the AUS Zelda?
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>>169205062
no, the tik is only for that region so we'd need the JAP game files
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>>169205062
>I dunno man, but if we got the .tik we could use it on 'our' EUR files, so to speak, right?
No. They are encrypted with entirely separate keys. It would be like trying to use Meme Run's key. Worthless.
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LOL wtf I just tried to make a post on 2ch asking about the leak but it detected my overseas IP and asked me to pay money to post.
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>>169204834
It was.... ok.

Music was fucking good.
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feel bad about spreading that fake 2ch rumour now
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>>169205156
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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hm.
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>>169205156
Purizu giv moni to post in pai d site filth america.
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>>169205189
Literally go fuck yourself, spreading confusion isn't going to amount to anything
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>>169204706
I call bullshit, nintendo would ravage the site in a heartbeat if it leaked on there.
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>>169205156
Pay it. Get game. You win?
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>>169205189
>fake

Don't false flag just because you want to be spoonfed.
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>>169205282
neither is refreshing a 4chan page whilst hoping someone else will do all the legwork for you by leaking it themselves
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I'm actually still "brewing" a key.
As in, i'm just changing certain characters until it lowers the FSTInfo Entries number.
It's going decently.
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>>169205062
Link or it's fake.
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>>169205414
That's fucking retarded. The keys are encrypted algorithmically, not sequentially. It doesn't work like that.
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>>169205435
Yes thanks that's what I'm saying, I don't know if it's real or not since the site is a complete clusterfuck and in Japanese
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>>169205074
People believed some some troll will bring them the game after he gets off work. Except stores don't have the game yet so that is impossible.
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>>169205414
Like let's say just for convenience purposes a key was 4-bits and was 89f4, the results for 89f3 and 89f2 and 79f4 would not give you an indicator as to what the real key was. because... that's... not how AES keys work...
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>>169205381
Thanks for your opinion!
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Ill try using a vpn to see if it lets me post on the site begging for a tik
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>>169205657
Np thanks for yours too
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>>169205605
But he will, it is in the stores already, everyone know it.
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>>169205525
I have nothing better to do.
I enjoy the simples things in life, like trying to decrypt a 32 character key one at a time.

>>169205640
That's not what i'm doing, i'm just going:
>11111111111111111112
"oh, that gives me a higher number."
>11111111111111111113
"hey, that's a low number"
>11111111111111111114
"nope, that's high again"
Except it's 32 characters and i'm going through every possible character choice.

Don't tell me how to life my life, anon!
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>>169205381
>someone else will do all the legwork for you by leaking it themselves
I've leaked because I'm lonely af.

That precious attention.
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>>169205414
just curios but if you know nothing about encryption which is clearly the case why do you think you could help us in this?
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>>169205776
Stores won't get them until next Monday or tuesday.
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>>169205892
Because i have nothing better to do, as i already said.
Also, WHO THE FUCK told you i'm trying to help you?
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>>169205962
That's too close to realease date.
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>>169205840
so what actually is your strategy here? you're just bruteforcing one at a time. some idiot on here already made a program that does about 50 keys every second and it still would take, assuming one key per clock cycle (which would never happen) abotu a billion years to go through all of them
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>>169206026
>implying three days isn't enough to set shit up
>implying stores don't prepare in advance for major game launches
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>>169206026
Not really. I used to work for gamestop while in college, and it was common thing for a game to get there on tuesday for a friday release.
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>>169206120
I mean...
I'm having fun.
Is that not what videogames are supposed to be?
...Am i retarded?
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>>169206016
you have nothing better to do so you're being a retard with full knowledge you're being a retard?
i'm sure there are much better things to do than trying to manually crack a key
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>>169206181
awww...
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>>169206209

Look here, buddy. What you're doing is unethical, and we don't like it. We're just trying to pirate a game before it's release. How dare you utilize some sort of hack to, my god, "brute" force a key? You're some kind of fucking monster.
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>>169206265
All weekend and NO early Zelda
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>>169206256
Yes, but none of them make me feel like a LEET HAXXORZ.
Actually, some of them might.
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>>169206209
If you find enjoyment out of seeing numbers going higher and lower without achieving anything then good for you, but that just makes you sound like you are on the severe end on the spectrum
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>>169206303
Has nothing to do with it being unethical.

It has everything to do with it being the ultimate goosechase.

You could learn better attack methods than a brute force in a far shorter time than even checking .00000000000000000001% of the total keys.
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>>169205840
the FST info doesn't tell you how close you are to a real key

Basically it's looking at the data that the key decrypts and it's expecting to find certain data at a certain byte location

Let's say 0x20-30 contains a 16 byte FST value

Assuming the key was correct, it would decrypt data in this area that would have the actual FST info, which would probably be between 100-10000 depending on the game. Since the key is wrong, the data here is being decrypted into a garbage value, usually very big. However, it could also be very small because it's completely random. Getting a small value is not a sign you're close to the key. It just means the random data at that location was small instead of large. It's still random garbage data.
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Please stop bullying bruteforce-kun!
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>>169206209
sorry i didn't realise that manually altering a 128-bit aes key character by character for no reason was considered a videogame to your sort.
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If you don't reply to this post with "I believe in you mate" Aus anon wont deliver and you will wake up without Zelda until March 3.
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tfw 2ch has the same problems we do
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Looks like the MEGA link is getting pulled? The files in the folder are now incomplete
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>>169206423
I meant i'm trying to get a number under one billion.
So, what you mean to say is...
That every key i tried COULD be right?
Wow, i'm not a man of chances, but holy shit, i'll have to go through all of them again!
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>>169206594
I believe in you mate
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>>169206594
.Tik are region locked son
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>>169206618
They seem to be slowly repopulating after being wiped
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>>169206915
Yeah, but australia is in europe, so it'll be playable for everyone with the eur key!
(Sorry aussies)
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>>169206915
Australia is PAL lol
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>>169207039
Can I install PAL version in US?
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>>169207039
Ah yes
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>>169207229
With CFW you can
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>>169206594
good
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>>169207289
I'm using Mosha, so I would install using WUP installer normally and then loading through Mocha, or can I load normally?

I don't use RedNand.
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>>169207404
That should work, same setup I use for region free
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Suddenly i realized that bruteforcing this shit isn't that entertaining anymore.
Well, fuck, i'm bored.
When botw leaks email me at this webzone:
[email protected]
or, alternatively:
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/ask/ht/300/cp/599/mq/334
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>>169207260
So that's where atlantis went.
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>>169207260
He obviously means for Nintendo region purposes you turbo autismo
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>>169207647
Nope, that's exactly what i meant.
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>>169207647
PAL and NTSC are terms outside of Nintendo as well you retard!
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>>169206303
Nobody is saying it's unethical, we're saying it's fucking retarded and it's not going to work. Learn to read
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>>169208026
nonono
let the anon try, we could find it, even if the chances are 1 to 4 trillions.
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>>169208139
I suppose if someone as fucked up as Trump can get into power anything can happen
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>>169208139
Oh that's so sweet.

I lost the fucking title key i last tried, oops.
RNG here i go.
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>>169208274
Stick to bruteforcing
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>>169208139
The chances are so small that if every person on the planet checked 2 keys per second, the chances of us finding the correct key by the time the game launches is still less than 1:1x10^20
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>>169207535
sent ;)
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You think EightChan has it?
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>>169208384
no
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>>169208759
nah 420 does though.
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Piece of shit motherfuckes suck my asshole you spergtards if you die it will be by my proverbial blade of knowledge
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>>169209123
Is that what you call your dick?
Stop being a weeb
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>>169209123
A blade of knowledge isn't a weapon in the new Zelda as far as I know anon.
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>>169208274
It wasn't as much of a Trump victory, but more of a desperate measure by the rational side of your hysterical country. You were about to elect Hillary fucking Clinton AND award identity politics with the highest achievement possible, you nutjobs.
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>>169208139
>trillions
>my sides
its not 1 trillion, or even 4 trillion. its a trillion trillions. and then a trillion of those. and then a million of those. and then 340 of those for good measure
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Reminder that AUS_fag will release in two hours.
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C2AD4CF278E7AFD8E22B4083A777FB6F
Has this been confirmed to be fake?
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>>169209602
>C2AD4CF278E7AFD8E22B4083A777FB6F
FSTInfo Entries:190667145
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>>169209451
Think someone put it at 18quintillion+ combos

To put into even some perspective a trillion seconds is 31 thousand years.
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>>169209596
But what will he release?
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>>169209690
The Pal game dumped from disk2app
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>>169209451
>>169209680
there are 340,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 possible 128bit keys

1 trillion is 1,000,000,000,000
1 quintillion is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
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>>169209596
Where at?
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>>169209680
That's how long it would take to input every key though. We're merely trying to find just one. It's a 50/50 chance of whether you get it right or not.
You could flip a coin and it could land Tails 18 quintillion times with bad luck, afterall.
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>>169209914
lolwat
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>>169209783
That's optimistic
I was thinking fecal matter
Semen if we're lucky
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>>169209914
Holy shit anon you're on to something here
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To crack the key in 1 second, you'd need a computer that could process 1 key every 29387 Planck times, which is most likely scientifically impossible
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>>169209914
This is why idiots don't understand the monty hall problem

probability isn't concerned with solely the amount of possible outcomes

it analyzes the likelihood of each outcome
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>>169209865
4 trillion years to crack.
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leakerbro just post some screenshots of cool stuff, I don't need the tik.

>>169209596
Ausfag is a ruse
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>>169210134
An SSL 128-bit encryption offers over 340,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 combinations. That is 34 followed by 37 zeros. If a computer can do 100 billion (one followed by 11 zeros) calculations per second, it would take over 100 quintillion years (one followed by 20 zeros) to crack the encryption key.
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>>169210239
>b-b-but we might get lucky!!!
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>>169210336
That would be similar to getting everyone who posts on rk9 in a day laid.
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I'm sure we can all agree the odds of someone leaking the game (looking at you, ausfag) are way higher than breaking the games encryption.

You might as well waste your CPU cycles on something that could actually be useful, eg Folding@Home
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>>169210239
But we could do it in 1 year if we had 100 quintillion computers
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>>169209914
No.
It's a 50/50 of you getting an answer you want vs an answer you don't. You either get one you want, or not.
But then take into account that there are 10^32 more answers you don't want, compared with the one you do. It's not a what i want vs what I don't, it's a what I want vs what I don't vs what I don't vs what I don't x10^32
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>>169210087
Or you could just get reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally lucky and hit the right code with your first guess.
I mean even if it's highly unlikely, there's still one right combinations. You just have to have all the luck.
If we assume that there's an infinte amount of parallel universes, someone in some universe might've already guessed right and the people in that version of earth are currently playing Botw.
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https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
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>>169210635
We could get it today if someone robs a store.
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>>169209914
Although it's wrong in a mathematical sense, this is a very interesting theory to think about. After all, both cases are simple examples of binomial distribution
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>>169210820
Ha.
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>>169210843
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>>169210658
Let's build a universe-travelling machine, it's gonna be a lot faster!

>>169209596
A wise duck fuck once told me:
"Do not presume!"
So, don't hype something that was never said as certain.
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Just got up, going to head to work at 9 this morning (2 hours) and hopefully grab a copy. My manager has always been good with early releases of games that I like so chances are high that I'll be able to upload this fucking .tik and end this suffering.

I'm not working today so I'll be home within like half an hour, heading out early just for you guys. I'm hyped as fuck but still could have used a sleep in.
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>>169210843
It would have to be a store with Zelda in stock, which we don't even know if one actually exists yet

It's realistically far more probable to hack Nintendo's servers and just steal the key
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>>169211020
>https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
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>>169211020
my god has returned
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>>169211020
Godspeed son, and please be legit
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>>169211020
godspeed
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>>169211020
Please bear my children.
(Preferably after dumping the tik.)
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>>169210658
>>169210981
>If we assume that there's an infinte amount of parallel universes, someone in some universe might've already guessed right and the people in that version of earth are currently playing Botw.
How many other things would have to be different for that to be true?

The correct key might be completely different in that universe, for instance. So you couldn't use that key in our universe, it wouldn't be the right key.
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>>169211020
>Dump tickets directly from the browser by going to http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/ on a 5.5.1 Wii U with an SD card inserted.
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>>169211020
Even if you are rusing us, at least your are doing it politley. I place all the rest of my hopes to you.
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>>169211020
Godspeed mate
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>>169211020
Thanks ausbro. You are a god among fags.
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>>169211204
Yeah but we can just go there and steal the decrypted game, or the wii us with the game installed, or just stay there, really.
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>>169211020
be sure to dangle it in front of us with datamined assets first and then disappear never to be seen again.

its just customary at this point.
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>>169211020
We are all rooting for you! Please be the real deal..
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"Dump tickets directly from the browser by going to http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/ on a 5.5.1 Wii U with an SD card inserted."
And then we'll spam HOLY SHIT for a reason
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>>169211368
If the tripfag from like a thread ago in /hbg/ is legit, is he gonna post the tik here or in /hbg/? Or both?
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>>169211020
I've never doubted you. You live inside brazilians hearts.
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>>169211437
It'll spread fast enough, it doesn't matter where it was posted. Don't worry.
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>>169211020
Okay we have hope again, where is the link to the Eur download?
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>>169211020
if you don't deliver you will be brutally murdered
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>>169211020
Thanks for the effort
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EUR files (gdrive):
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU/view
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>>169211020
Please be real.
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>>169211020
just.. please don't be a fake.. you will probably be hunted down, cause if this is a ruse, it's going to be the most elaborate one.. You've given most, if not all of us hope. Godspeed.
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>>169211020
You will be the new Hero of (all) Time
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2.5 hours
HOLY SHIT
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>>169211776
Switch battery life?
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>>169211020
Please Aussie bro, I'm putting all my faith in (you).
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>>169211815
My 30000mAh power bank says otherwise... but... yeah...
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>>169211815
That's optimistic
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>>169211020
subhuman
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>>169211020
I hope nintendo sues you
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>>169211669
love you
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>>169211669
Is this a regular copy that doesn't have any duplicate files? I know that it was a problem a while back with some of the mega links.
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>>169211020
EVERYONE

Raise up your fucking HANDS
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>>169212095
Fuck off self righteous asshole. AusBro, we got you.
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>>169212095
I hope you accidentaly fall down a well full of rabid dogs and twelve vegan werewolfs so that your dead carcass rots and then burns in the inevitable end of the world.
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>>169212224
It's the same as the Mega files. Just delete the duplicate files (they have parentheses in them).
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>>169212310
Okay will do, thank you based anon.
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>yfw Aus_W is doing a long elaborate ruse
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>>169212230
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>>169212230
https://youtu.be/flJbl2Ebzkc
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>>169211020
If you're legit I wish you the best of luck, have a cute girl to express my gratitude.
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>>169212580
Post cute girls in pigeon toed pose
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>>169212349
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>>169212349
I'm expecting this.
That or he dies on his way there because Australia.
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>>169211020
We need a hero. It doesnt matter if this guy isnt it but one has to show up someday.
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>>169213056
thread theme?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
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>>169211020
>>169213056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
Thread theme
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Bitcoinz for the hero
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>>169211020
Soon, right?
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>>169213350
>>169213336
hive mind...? i am 350.
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>>169213428
In just 5 hours.
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>>169212770
Those fucken emus
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>>169213482
er, 336 rather, read the numbers back to front cause i'm too hype for ZELDA. WHERE IS THE AUSSIE GIVE ME IT NOW PLS
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>>169213336
>>169213350
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>>169211020
2 hours until we've got wild breath. Believe it.
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>>169213624
Yes I am 350. Please deliver the goods, Aussie. I'm sorry for ever shitting on Australia's internet speeds.
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>>169211020
pls be real pls be real pls be real
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>>169211020
I feel like a woman who has been broken hearted too many times

Can I trust this man...?
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>post yfw AUS comes through with the tik
>the dump we got from NUS turns out to be incomplete
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>>169214356
this will happen
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>>169214356
he could then just dump the disc but AUS has bad internet so IDK
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>>169214476
Yes, he could dump the disc. Or list all the files in the folder and upload only missing ones
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>>169212452
>Bruce Faulconer
Gross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPBoESjzhZ4
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>>169211020
I dont get the timeframe, Are we waiting 2 and a half hours or til 9 am tommorow
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>>169214356
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>>169214664
2 hours from that post aus leaker is going to leave to stop by his work. a half an hour later he will be here with the tik and will of course refuse to post it to watch the monkeys dance.
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>>169214664
9am for him is in 1hr 15m i believe
then he's gonna leave after 30 mins i believe
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>>169214664
9 AM tomorrow in australia x) SO around 2h
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>>169214664
Aussiebro is on real kangaroo hours
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>>169211020
Please be legit, Rocko. PLEASE be legit.
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From /lozg/
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>>169215017
HOLY SHIT
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>>169215017
>switch version

useless to us.
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John Cena here

playing Zelda

ask me anything
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>>169215017
>Camera item

Nice

Also that's a nice tint color.
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>>169215128
Where are you? I'm just seeing floating switch
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>>169215128
Holy shit the Switch can float
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Are the nus files I got ready to install when we get the tik? Or do I have to do something else to them?
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>>169215017
Oooh pretty costume i like it.
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>>169215128
...wtf? is it levitating?
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>>169215128
Can you steal a Wii U ver?

>>169215227
Yes
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>>169215128
John Cena is tik. TIK!
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>>169215128
How much did they paid you to be on those awful Fred movies?
I'd say "no ammount of money justifies loosing your dignity like that", but you were legit the only good parts of those trainwrecks.
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>>169211020
>1 more hour left
>and then some 30 minutes

I can almost taste Hyrule.
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>>169216058
Man I wish there was some Zelda Music like Temple or whatever on the thread now.
Reminds me of the Hype on /v/ when Switch was announced
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lol if you think he's coming back with the tik. This is how it will go down:

>Hey guys, Ausfag from earlier. My store didn't get a shipment yet, sorry :(

And then the nightmare continues for 7 more days.
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>>169214664
Waiting till march 3rd.
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>>169211020
Wish I worked at a retailer, I'd throw it away just for a couple minutes of anonymous internet fame.
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>>169216179
>people hyped to pirate a game

Fucking poorfags.
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Are we fools for believing in Ausbro? Should we just give up and wait for the 3rd? Or will he actually pull through a week early?
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>>169216179
QUICK, POST ZELDA MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuVM1u4zonc

I really hope I get a New 3DS XL later this year, I'm tired of looking at OoT3D on the original 3DS' dinky screen.
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>>169216292
I believe in him.

AUS_fag for president.
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>>169211020
cmon
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>>169216376
Yes. Yes. No.
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>>169216405
I wan't to belieb him, but I've been burned too many times before:(
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>>169216340
>Not playing the game early, but still buying the game
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>>169216340
I wasn't even hyped for Skyward Sword, but that didn't stop me from downloading it when it leaked a week before release and beating it before the official launch date
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>>169211020
>just finished to download BotW
>Downloaded the one from BotW encrypted (MEGA Link)
Am I safe now or do I miss some files?
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>>169216340
We don't want pirate it, we want it now.>>169216485
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>>169216397
funny you should mention that, i've been listening to this all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOgs5B5o_ow&index=75&list=PL67021038C5A9C569
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>>169216529
uhhh english bro
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>>169216529
You are missing over 100 files.
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Can I have a synopsis of all the leaked material so far, like the armor images and stuff?
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So I have cemu and the BOTW file, do I just need to wait for the tik now?
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>>169216753
lol
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>>169216397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcFArE2NuW4
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Can someone spoonfeed me a lnk for the BotW files pls?
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>>169216742
Pictures of clothes, swords and shields and a load of sound effect files from menus and the guardian type enemies.
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>>169216753
if you think this is going to work on cemu you're in for a surprise.
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>>169216753
Sure why not
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>>169216850
>>169211669
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>>169216864
Sound effects are new, did they leak yesterday?
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>>169214594
Fuck off, Faulconer soundtrack is the best.
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>>169216949
thanks
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>>169216340
>tfw bought DDDA on PC only for it to leak a couple days before
>pirate the ever loving shit out of it
>enjoy the euphoria of finally playing after all these years
>game comes out
>move save file to the game I bought

I would do it all over again. DDDA coming to PC was my greatest wish for this timeline, I never thought it'd come true.
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>>169217024
They were one of the first things to leak. They aren't very interesting.
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>>169216629
Where do I download it?
OP link is 8Gb
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>>169211669
sorry if i'm being a retard but if i download this and then the tik really gets dumped, what do i need to do then? Just put the tik in the game folder and install normally via wup?
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>>169217123
HOLY SHIT
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>>169217192
Yeah friend
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>>169217192
get nusdownloader and use the decrypt function
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What if the EU NUS files aren't the full game?
What if they aren't the game at all?

>AUS_fag delivers
>everyone installs the game files
>boot up Zelda
>title screen as expected
>then suddenly the screen goes black
>"ATTENTION PIRATES:
>NINTENDO SPENDS MUCH MONEY TO MAKE GAME FOR YOU
>DO NOT STEAL GAME. WE WILL FORGIVE IF YOU BUY SWITCH
>AUS_FAG IS ONE OF US. PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>YOUR WII U IS NOW BRICK.
>GOODBYE"
>smoke starts coming out of wii U
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>>169217178
I was gonna download from that mega earlier but saw a lot of stuff got deleted for whatever reason.

Use >>169211669
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>>169217221
so most likely eur copy is incomplete.
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>>169217123
â”´IHS YË¥OH
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>>169217251
>>169217192
but yeah with wup that's fine

>>169217262
he'll have to dump the game too
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>>169217192
Delete the files that have parentheses in their names, and then I don't know after that.
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>>169217292
Or that you don't know how bytes and bits work. Different systems, different ways to filesizes. Also the eshop rounds things.
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>>169217079
DA leak was surreal. Then again, what was Capcom thinking letting any literal who let's player have it?

>>169217262
Then we get full blown datamining.
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>>169217292
Not exactly, sometimes space requirements are exaggerated.
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>>169217292
No, the EUR one is complete, it's just rounded up. The file size is exactly the same, save for a few bytes (check >>169199838 for an explanation)
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>>169217123
>krone

you czech or polish?
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>>169217415
You mean Gigabytes and Gibibytes
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>>169217454
Oops, I meant >>169201038 sorry
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>>169217523
Poland and Czechia both use euros
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>>169217283
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU/view
Is there a way to download this indirectly from Google like with Megadownloader? I'm scared that it stops on me
>>
The files we got are compressed. When you install them with wupindtaller, it will actually extract them. The game might take 11GB even if the files are 9.82gb
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>>169217523
I thought kronor was sweden
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Whenever I go into NUS Grabber and click decrypt download on BotW, it just says 'there was an unknown problem while decrypting', will that go away when there's a title.tik in the game folder?
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>>169217523
I'm pretty sure only the swedish krona is abbreviated as kr
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>>169199549
It is literally impossible to get this lucky, it's not possible
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>>169215489
>fred
thanks for triggering my ptsd asshole
I actually liked that shit as a kid. Everytime I think back to it I get a headache.
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>>169217619
No idea, i've just left it downloading on chrome since that's my most stable browser
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>>169217619
Google actually fucking works so don't worry.
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Tfw ausfag doesn't leak due to lack of (You)s
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>>169214594
>Be a weeb
>don't appreciate Faulconer's genius

Okay, anon. It's not your fault you have no taste.
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>>169217741
>>169217783
Usually it works for me too
Maybe my previous download with drivegoogle stopped because they messed up with the files
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>>169217262
>YOUR WII U IS NOW BRICK.
Jokes on you, I'm using rednand
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Who else enjoyed the beautiful weather while waiting for possible happenings today?

Went on a long bike ride personally
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>>169218131
Trust the process anon
>>
30 minutes he said
30 minutes
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>>169218331
plus two hours
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>>169218331
no you DUMB FUCK he said 2 HOURS until he leaves then 30 MINS ontop of that.

2 HR 30 MINS YOU STUPID FUCK
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>>169218331
he hasnt even left yet ya cunt
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I'm sorry Aus.
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Take as long as you want AUS_W.
I've only got 5.5GB downloaded so far and I just started watching Moana, fuck everyone else
>>
I've taken like 5 shit breaks at work today, just to see what's up. Hope I can bring in BOTW tomorrow for my lunch break.
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So what ARE the hashes and filesizes that we've decided are good?
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who the FUCK is aus_w
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>>169218705
Suddenly everybody and their cousins work at a game store and owns a Wii U.
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>>169218726
some nice guy who's probably going to troll the shit out of us
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>believing in the subhuman
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>>169218726
that would be me
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Ey guys, try this code its work for me [ARE U RETARD OBIOUSLY NOT]
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did AUS say what region the game was
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>>169218780
Did he promised the tik?
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>>169218852
It's PAL YOU DUMB FUCK IT'S ENGLISH
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>tfw even if ausfag comes back with the tik you won't be able to use the brazilian method to install unless you're a yuro
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>>169218957
SIGN PATCHER
>>
If Aus_W does leak the tik, we must all suck his dick. No exceptions.
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>>169218957
If you can boot pirated games with anything even a little recent then it's region free
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hi people, any new leak?
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>>169219023
don't wanna buy a DS game just for for that though
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>>169219017
I was going to do it anyway but okay
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>>169219076
Don't then????? Just run the game region-free.
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>>169219023
>>169219001
How can I install to play it on a US Wii U?
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>>169219134
i thought you could only run the game region free if you had the offline homebrew?
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>>169219205
easiest is loadiine
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>>169219246
don't
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>>169219246
shit load times though
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>>169219246
please stop recommending outdated solutions. look into brazilian title method.
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>>169219017
Get the jumper cables.
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>>169219205
HOLY SHIT
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>>169219246
>>169219205
With WupInstaller.

Is it ok to install while having Mocha CFW loaded?
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>>169219398
brazilian title method will only work if your console is the same region as the installed game
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>>169219504
>console is t
kek how do i got ww jpn on my wii u then when its usa?
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>>169219504
Not when you install haxchi or mocha.
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>>169219504
everyone should have Haxchi anyway
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>>169219504
looks like I gotta wait for the US version to leak then
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>>169219504
No. You just need the sign patcher
>>
any new leak?
>>
>>169219587

Wait, if i have haxchi i can play games from any region?
Holy shit, I didn't know
>>
where the fuck is ausfag
>>
>>169219605
what is sign patcher
>>
>>169219679
I just took one a few minutes ago.
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>>169219679
yes.
>>
>>169219605
How to sign patch it?

I have Mocha CFW files on my SD.
I load it through the browser.
I load Mocha CFW.
I Install the game with WUP Installer.

Is that it?
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>>169219679
yeah here it is
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>>169219809
yes that is all. mocha/haxchi takes care of the signpatching
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>trusting australians
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>>169219545
HOLY SHIIIITTTT GANON LOOKS SICK
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>>169219745
20 more minutes for Big W to open. After that, 30 more minutes, so he goes get the game and comes back to dump. Believe in Rocko, Heffer.
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>>169219227
Good thing online homebrew exists too, eh?
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>>169219773
link please?
>>169219792
dont copy me more
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>10 minutes until ausbro leaves
Is it wrong for me to feel excited? This is most certainly a ruse but fuck it
>>
>>169219601
Or you can play right now if you have the lastest version of haxchi with it's haxchiFW, a sign_patcher or MochaCFW.
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We summon you, AUSfag!!!
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40 minutes!
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>>169220189
>right now
lie
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>>169220107
but online homebrew dosn't enable you to play any region games
>>
tfw when Ausfag's boss says no to taking a copy
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Everybody got their Wolf Link amiibo with max health ready?
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>>169220127
>dont. copy me more
>>
>Tired and need sleep
>Want to be here for the Australia wild ride
Don't even care if he gets the .tik or not.
>>
Sorry guys, I tried to talk my manager into letting me get a copy of the Wii U version but he said Nintendo put special instructions on the box about breaking street date and legal consequences and all that shit. I tried
>>
SEND .TIK
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>>169220370
nice try asshole
>>
>>169220370
wrong trip bud
>>
>>169220370
=/
>>
>>169220370
Yeah fuck off
>>
hi
>>
>>169220370
Different trip

stop the panic attack anons
>>
>>169220370
you could have at least generated a trip that partly matched
>>
>>169220370
ever since I left the city (You)
>>
>>169220334
Do you have to make it to the VERY bottom of the cave of shadows, or just get to one of the endings and save the record? I made it to the second checkpoint before it forces you out to do it again, and just never bothered going back to do the entire thing.
>>
>>169220281
Maybe you're using the wrong homebrew.
>>
Remember that !8thhV4zAHI is the real trip
>>
GIVE ME THE FUCKING .TIK MOTHERFUCKER
>>
>>169220370
!8thhV4zAHI, faggot
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>>169220370
>not even a good fake
>>
>>169219368
>>169219360
>>169219398
I don't really want to mess around and potentially fuck up my current setup just for better load times in a game with only one loading screen
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>>169220370
ur mum
>>
>>169220370
all hope is lost
>>
I had a mild heart attack then read the tripcode
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>>169220169
We literally have nothing to loose and everything to win if we trust him.

Pictured: Aussiefag wondering how to tell /zlg/ he failed to get the ticket/game.
>>
>>169220609
there is nothing you can fuck up as long as you don't coldboot though
>>
>>169220609
true,i was considering this too. my main concern is i gotta wait for someone to convert it to loadiine ready format
>>
>>169220656
The first thing you should have done was read the tripcode.
Now you know.
>>
>>169220334
me
>>
>>169220723
If you have the files now it should decrypt to everything you need
>>
>>169220370
the real op aint a pussy. he'll burn his store down to sneak a copy out if he has to.
>>
>>169220370
the guy is a fake dont fall for it.. the real aus has not left yet.. also trip code doesnt match
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>>169220370
>Wrong trip
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>>169220334
I actually went for all heart pieces for this, but >>169220538 is right, do you have to make it to the VERY bottom, or the second checkpoint works fine? I'm at the second checkpoint with Full Health 20 hearts.
>>
e2a48392c1c4898392c681878796a3a2
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>>169220501
>>
AUS is fake like the HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169220792
i use mac...bully me all you want,i deserve it
>>
>>169220869
can't believe this actually worked
>>
>>169220873
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169220370
fake bitch
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHTBR6lBIZ8
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>>169220913
the NUSgrabber works in wine
>>
>>169220370
Should have waited closer to the time. More people would have believed.
>>
>>169220869
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS, BYE FAGS
>>
>>169220869
FSTInfo Entries:2082130447
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>>169220873
Prove it.
>>
>>169220930
you spelt HOLY SHIT wrong
>>
>>169220501
underrated
>>
If 5 aus will properly delivery the tik
>>
>>169220984
What does this even mean, anyways? Will it only work if it's 0? Does having a key closer to 0 help in any way?
>>
>>169218957
>tfw we can install region-free games
>tfw we've been able to do so for quite a while
>>
Ausfag delivers in another 5 hours
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>>169221053
I see a five
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>>169221019
DIVINE EXCREMENT
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>>169220370
>>
>>169221072
when the fstinfo entries reaches ~260, its time to panic
>>
>>169220370
wrong trip, faggot
>>
>>169221072
legit keys are <500.
>>
>some faggot puts on a trip and claims to be able to dump the ticket with no proof
>people fall for this
I wonder how many redditors are here right now
>>
>>169220960
but you need another program to decrypt it using the tik,right?
>>
>>169220334

quick question. I have the wolf link amiibo and TPHD but I dont feel like playing through it to boost the wolve's health. Can I just download a 100% save file or something and boost it to max that way?
>>
>>169220370
Fake trip

the dream is alive
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>>169221326
nope
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>>169220334
>>169220538
>>169220859
GUYS THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT. DO I NEED TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE CAVE OF SHADOWS? OR BEING ON THE SECOND CHECKPOINT AT FULL HEALTH JUST WERKS?
>>
>>169221379
>>169221326
well I should say, the GUI does it.
>>
>>169221328
Yes.
>>
>>169221165
FSTInfo entries aren't going to reflect the FST entries exactly, which should be the exact amount of files the game has. So not guaranteed to be around 260, I don't think; probably higher.
>>
>>169220370
top kek
>>
>>169221448
>>>169220859
>GUYS THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT. DO I NEED TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE CAVE OF SHADOWS? OR BEING ON THE SECOND CHECKPOINT AT FULL HEALTH JUST WERKS?
fucking hell, you need to reach the bottom to be able to register the remaining health into the amiibo, and use it in BotW.
>>
>>169221450
alright so,
i download the game right now using NUSgrabber, what do i need to do once the .tik leaks to run it in loadiine?
>>
>>169211020
30(THIRTY) MINS TO GO

GO GO POWER AUSBRO
>>
>>169221627
put it in the folder
click decrypt
point it at the folder
>>
>>169221472
What program are you using to check?
>>
>>169221627
decrypt, then shove it in the sd, then wait the 85 minutes of loading and then play!
(P.S: Might have horrendous pop-in in loadiine, i don't recommend installing cause nintendo is gon be mad, but i guess playable is enough)
>>
>>169221625
Fucking hell, I better play it while BotW downloads then. Knowing my luck, I'll be at ine heart though
>>
>>169221706
oh,i just saw the "decrypt download button".
and the result will be able to be run in loadiine,yes?
>>
>>169221817
It should output the code content and meta folders
>>
>>169221769
CDecrypt.
>>
>>169221631
HEEEES GOT
AN AUTISM AND A TICKET THAT YOUVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

HEEE GOT THE POWER TO LEAK AND DUMP THE TIK

NOOO ONE WILL EVR TAKE HIM DOWN

THE TICKET LIES ON HIS SIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>
>>169221470
>>169221328
Doesn't the game save the amiibo's health when you reach the end of the cave?
>>
>implying any shop got a BotW shipment today
>BotW will be shipped tuesday next week
>Aussie lies
>mfw
>>
strange,i thought the files were already up in the EUR server?
>>
>>169222227
That used to be the case, but I don't think it's a hard and fast rule any more.
>>
>avoiding 4chan because of fucking leaks.
>dude just posting huge pic on gba temp
I know it was one of you fuck you. Thank god the only thing I saw was grass. Now I downloaded an Image-blocker. AUS FAG HURRY UP AND LEAK ALL OF THIS SHIT!
>>
>>169222227
My local FUCKING GAMESTOP got their switches in Monday
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>>169222306
click FULL GAME not update

also they took it down
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>>169222306
it's selected there, there's an invalid character
it's not up anymore anyway, you'll have to grab the gdrive copy
>>
>>169222345
>pic of an open field is now a spoiler

fuck off
>>
>>169222306
They got taken down, check for yourself: http://ccs.cdn.wup.shop.nintendo.net/ccs/download/00050000101C9500/tmd
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>>169222306
they got deleted after we took notice and started downloading by the masses
>>
I won't need to decryt the game if I'm using the wup installer brazil method shit right? Just drop the tik into the folder and install?
>>
>>169222426
i e s
>>
>>169222220
Yes, but I said that expecting the other anon to go through the cave, it just saves the hassle of unlocking 91283912389 heart pieces and doing the shitty story.

If you want to spoof the amiibo you need a n3ds to edit whats in there.
>>
>>169222381
>>169222389
>>169222406
>2406 â–¶
>>169222412
whoops
link to the gdrive?
>>
TO SUMMON THE AUSLORD SAY AUSTRALIA WE LOVE YOU

AUSTRALIA WE LOVE YOU
>>
>>169222426
I would be a like cautious with that if i were you.
Ninty dont like when we pir8 their cool gaems
>>
>>169222401
I don´t even fucking know whats there. I saw the image in small here with saying " huge endgame spoilers" and now I saw probably same pic.

So dunno if it was fuck you.
>>
So I downloaded a loadiine ready copy of splatoon before and it didn't work so I'm worried. Should I be? Or will I even get serious responses?
>>
AUSTRALIA WE LOVE YOU
>>
>>169222520
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU/view
>>
>>169222520
AUSTRALIA WE LOVE YOU
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when will the zelda embargo be lifted? since apparently the switch one already has been lifted
>>
>>169222612
previews tomorrow
reviews day before release
>>
>>169222612
>switch preview today
>zelda preview tomorrow
>switch review march 1
>zelda review march 2
>>
>>169222612
24th February, 2pm UTC (when it's the same time the embargo was lifted today)
>>
>>169222520
What is this about auslord? Is he leaking?
>>
>>169222548
You probably should. Try grabbing a random shitty eshop game and test it.
I personally recommend Meme Run.
>>
>>169222607
>>169222607
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUSTRALIA WE LOVE YOU
>>
>>169222612
tomorrow
>>
Do we have any reason to trust Ausbro or are we just taking his word?
>>
>>169222548

I had issues with Splatoon in Loadiine, but after setting up Haxchi and Mocha, and using the brazil method, it works fine
>>
>>169222709
Well I mean it's the only game I tried that didn't work.
>>
>>169222762
Nothing to lose, everything to win.
>>
>>169222345
>going to gbatemp
>>
>>169222548
splatoon is a complete waste of time on loadiine unless you just want the single player.
It should have worked though, your setup a shit.
Grab a huehax copy instead and join me fighting against grorious lv50 nippons.
>>
>>169222520
AUSTRALIA WE LOVE YOU

>>169222706
>>169211020
>>
>>169222762
Nothing to lose, right?
>>
>>169222720
I'm American
>>
>>169222706
Rocko works at Big W, they have the game in-stock and usually his boss is very lenient on him getting weeb shit early as long as he pays up on release date.
>>
>>169222762
He sounds sincere.
Then again, he's Australian.
>>
SEND AUSFAG YOUR ENERGY
>>
The Legend of Aus Underline W:
Breath of the Kangaroo.
>>
>>169222762
nothing we can do but wait and see senpai. What tangible proof does a person with connections to get a game show?
>>
Made a PAR2 to verify the BOTW download:
https://mega.nz/#!E00CTYoY!PnjZcSRWqOQ6GVCDwVNi4yRninN6N8UjY4GYDe2x154

Generated from the EUR NUS download. Check with MultiPar or whatever.
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>>169222650
>>169222887
RIPPA
>>
I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I CAN HOW MANY HOURS HAD IT BEEN PEOPLE
>>
>>169222993
FIVE HOURS ANON
>>
>>169222993
five
>>
>>169222993
ETA OF AUSBRO 10 MIN
>>
>>169222993
Since it leaked?
5 hours.
>>
Ausbro got probably eaten alive by an emu
>>
>>169223118
at least it wasn't a cemu
>>
31304d494e55544553424f4953212131
>>
>>169223036
Wtf are you actually counting the exact time?
Dude he won't get home in EXACTLY 10 minutes, he's gonna probably take a bit longer or a bit less!
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H-here I go....
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>>169223171
>10MINUTESBOIS!!1
>>
>>169222607
give me each individual picture you FUCK

please and thnk yu
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Can someone tell me if those title. files should be there? I downloaded it from the servers, but after all this key testing I can't even remember if that was there before.
>>
>>169223197
good luck, anon.
>>
>>169223174
>what is 09:00 + 30 minutes
>>
I COULD FEEL HIM TURNING ON HIS COMPUTER
>>
>>169223265
Yes
>>
>>169223265
Yeah, those are supposed to be there.
>>
>>169223171
Try to be a little more convincing next time.
Maybe move your fingers, and don't write "212131".
>>
>>169223265
They're supposed to be there.
>>
who is aus fag
>>
>>169223317
Thank u anon
>>
>>169222426
I'm pretty sure that's right, someone before said yes, I think decrypting is only for when you want to use loadiine/Cemu
>>
>>169223296
10:15, obviously.
>>
>>169223157
Thanks for the laugh, anon!
>>
>>169223197
I saw some gecko codes for the hearts, might be worth it if you can get gecko to work, i've only ever gotten it going without loadiine the once and i don't remember how.
Even the homebrew launcher app version is useless.
>>
>trusting an australian, even for one second
well, it's not like it would be the first time an australian has fucked me over, so whatever, GO AUSFAG
>>
>>169223229
Lol
>>
>>169223171
I already imagine your chubby fingers sliding around the bottom half of that numpad in an autistic fashion
>>
>>169222790
Is there any reason to have Mocha when you already have Haxchi?
>>
any1 got pic of comment from 5 hour man
>>
>>169223404
>>169222857
>>
>>169223326
>>169223559
It's "10MINUTESBOIS!!1" in hexadecimal.
>>
>>169220370 nice one ausdude
>>
Ausbro is the last hope.

Non-believers are to be reported and banned.
>>
The Botw leak is supposed to be 9.82gb right ?
>>
>>169223664
ye my senpai
>>
>>169223645
wrong trip

Aus_W !8thhV4zAHI
this is him
>>
>>169223664
GB
>>
>>169223707 THANK GOD
>>
just saw in one of the switch videos that botw does not require an extra update for the game, so I'm guessing the wii u version also won't need one.

Still no way to confirm if botw for the wii u will have a mandatory system update, too.
>>
>>169223645
not legit
>>
AUSBRO IS LATE
>>
>it's 9:30 in australia and ausbro hasn't said anything
S H I T
>>
>>169223821
anon give him a little leeway
>>
>>169223656
Aus_W. You are the light. Our light. That must shine upon 4chan once again. Now go.
>>
If Ausbro delivers we should celebrate by Posting pigeon toed anime characters
>>
>>169223857
What do you mean? it's only 8:30 here
>>
Tik tock, it's leak o clock
>>
>>169223707
oh so it wasn't him? there's still hope?
>>
>>169223821
Give them a few minutes. Traffic/other factors could be holding them back.
>>
holy shit what if nintendo killed him
>>
>>169223879
Wake up Aus_W...Wake up...
>>
>>169223890
how does it feel to live in the shit part of aus?
>>
>>169223890
Even so he gave a time frame of two and a half hours, and it has been that.
>>
>>169223957
Open your eyes...
>>
REPEAT AFTER ME

AUSBRO I SUMMON THEE
AUSBRO I SUMMON THEE
AUSBRO I SUMMON THEE
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>>169223969
There are parts of Australia that aren't shit?
>>
Also, that's just till he gets home, he's still got to rip and upload the file.
>>
>>169223890
time zones retard
>>
>>169211020
This is the real one
>>169223915
>>
>>169224037
new zealand
>>
>>169224015
NLD I SUMMON YOU
plz respond if you recognise this
>>
>>169224040
That should take 10 mins tops, so be patient, everyone!
>>
>>169224040
Oh true.
>>
havent been following this for very long
why exactly are we trusting an australian?
>>
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>>169223957
>>
>>169224123
because he hasn't hurt us yet
>>
>>169223821
No, I think this is him >>169220370
>>
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>>169224123
There is no reason
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>>169224123
Because that's what despair can do to people
>>
>post yfw when aussbro got busted and is in jail
>>
>>169223997
>Not 5 hours
You had one job
>>
>>169224123
OUR ONLY HOPE

5 HOURSSSSSSS
>>
>>169224148
Fuck off, this is the wrong one
>>
>>169224002
your eyes are open
>>
>>169224123
because we're not racist
>>
This is more fun than BotW will ever be.
>>
AUSBRO HERE

Y'ALL NIGGAS GOT TRICKED
>>
>>169224123
We have absolutely nothing to lose and there is a first time for everything.
Besides leaking an encryption key could be considered criminal and it IS a convict colony, it's in the blood.
>>
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>>169224040
Reminder that this is with australian interner
>>
>>169224147
so what has he done so far then?
>>
>>169224168
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
>>
Oh shit just realized I typed in my trip wrong earlier. Well I forgot what I used the first time around
>>
>>169224260
given us hope
>>
>>169224260
Given a relatively believable timeline for getting a disk
>>
>>169224260
Nothing we're just desperate
>>
>>169224205
Are you new here?
Or maybe you just don't know us?
>>
>>169224280
Yeah sure. fuck off
>>
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>>169223509
Oh? I kinda forgot cheats existed. Got any idea how I can get started? I'm running rednand, if that tells you anything.
I already beat this a while ago and it was extremely difficult. I finished with about 14 hearts after using the heal, so this would be great.
>>
hey its me ausbro. jk fags liek id give you key, zorlda is for me onl!!!XD?!!!
>>
>>169224280
(You)
>>
@169224280
Fuck off, not even sending a (You)
>>
>>169224280
FUCK YOU
>>
>>169224280
ayy
>>
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>>169224280
>>
>>169224248
he doesn't need to upload the entire game
>>
>>169224280
suck a dick, imposter
>>
>>169224294
>>169224297
>>169224308
yikes
>>
>>169224280
oh shit yeah i dont trust you
>>
>>169224280
not fooling anyone shitter
>>
well would you guys at least be content with a picture of the box I took?
>>
You stupid fucks actually believed me? Lmao
>>
>>169224157
this screenshots confirm the leak of the other day, I can see clothes of different colour and the sheika shield
>>
>>169224280
Wooooooooow OH NOOOOO.
THAT IS SOOO BAD
MAN I SURE HOPE THAT IS TRUE CAUSE MAN AM I SAD TO NOT HAVE BOTW
DUUUUUDE HOW COULD I HAVE BEEEN SOOOO NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>
you guys don't have to demonstrate why we have trips
we all already know
>>
>>169224396
No because we've seen it all before. In game screen with timestamp or nothing.
>>
>>169224390
Everyone.. Let's get rid of the imposters!!!
>>
>>16922439FAGGOT

FUCK OFF.
>>
Remember anons: don't reply to fake messias

The true australian god trip is !8thhV4zAHI
>>
>>169224280
>>169224396
>>169224403
(FUCK YOU)
FEATURING FUCK YOU FROM THE FUCK YOU SERIES TM
>>
>>169224396
prove you are AUS_W or we won't trust you. :(
>>
>>169224420
why would you need confirmation for leaks that are themselves proof?
they're just icon assets from the game ofc they're real
we don't have any clue what the full list of armors / shields / etc is or what any of them do, just icons
>>
>>169224396
>>169224403
lol you don't even tray fags
>>
!8thhV4zAHI our only god
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HIDE AUSTRALIAN POSTERS
BUT YOU MIGHT MISS TICKET??

WHAT DO??
>>
>>169224280
Oh man, wrong tripcode again. Sorry about that.
>>
>>169224338
Even with offline means to launch homebrew launcher you might need to rely on the exploit sites to set up the exploits properly, i genuinely cannot recall the proper procedure only that gbatemp has data on it as well as the codes.
Don't bother using the trainer it only sets them to max, doesn't keep them there.
>>
>all these fake aus out of nowhere
REMINDER
!8thhV4zAHI IS THE REAL ONE
>>
>>169224420
Anyone who disbelieved is/was in denial.

The salt generated was way higher than I'd hoped for, it's hilarious.
>>
>>169224593
show map
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169224481
In God We Trust
>>
And this is how we discover
Ausbro was inside us all along
Not in our souls
But in our bumbums.

Thank you everyone, let's get liberated.
>>
>>169224593
So are you gonna fucking dump the game or what
>>
>>169224571
That's right.

>>169224593
Oh hey, it's you.
>>
test
>>
Does AUS use the same region as EU or does he need to dump the whole game as well?
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Aus Bro....?
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>>169224658
all hail the 8th vazahi
>>
>>169224717
passed
>>
>>169224735
same region (PAL)

doesn't matter it's looking like a fake
>>
>>169224717
>how do i trip in 4chan xD
>>
Aus bro...we trust you!!!
>>
>>169224593
Are you the guy with the dumps? Give us the tik, bro. Please.
>>
>>169224593
US_NIGGER IS BACK
>>
Reminder that nobody with Ausbro's tripcode has posted since his last post 2 and a half hours ago
>>
5 MORE HOURS
>>
>>169224593
Fuck the tik bro, pls give us just a little tease again anythumg
>>
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REMINDER:
YOU'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS THREAD FOR LITERAL HOURS WAITING FOR SOME SORT OF LEAK WHEN YOU COULD BE LIVING YOUR LIFE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
>>
Believe the ausbro, for he is our one true savior.
We may not fall into temptation for the savior knows and He will not save us from the salt again.
Amen
>>
>>169224886
It's not him, wrong tripcode
>>
>>169224593
pls more leaks. It's all I want in my life.
>>
>>169224983
we've been doing that for days anyway
>>
>>169225012
That's the original leaker.
>>
>>169224983
I'm a HumanBeing lazy
>>
ausbro betrayed us
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>>169224593
>>
AUS_W IS 14 MINUTES LATE, AND ALL THESE FAKES ARE BREAKING MY HEART HELP

>>169224983
Get out, normie.
>>
>>169224983
Joke's on you I've actually been shitposting on /tv/, /a/, /v/ and /toy/ as well.
>>
>>169224983
>>169224593
I'm not even salt lol
I can barely download the game with google drive. Any let down to 0 ko can fuck my files.

MEGA LINK WHEN
>>
>>169225012
you're not getting it anon
that trip matches the same anon who leaked all the armor/weapons
>>
>>169224983
>No job
>No friends
>Don't even have housework to do right now
What exactly is it that you expect me to do
>>
stop giving this
>>169224593
attention.
He doesn't even have the game. He couldn't go pass the boot screen, he probably just ripped assets from the demo, you stupid fucks.
>>
Only trust the tripcode, folks. We're all fakes.
>>
Hi
I downloaded the EU version of BOTW and i would how to play on my wii u witch is hacked any help would be appreciated
>>
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http://txti.es/w8hnl
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>>169224983
>work from home at cushy data entry gig
>get few tasks during day that I've convinced my boss take 20 times longer than they really do
>basically get paid to shitpost on 4chan
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Aus bro is 15 minutes late

Ive been rused. Fuck
>>
Give him time...patience dudes...we must believe...

WE BELIEVE ON YOU AUSBRO!!!!!
>>
>>169225134
Insert sd card in wii u and play. That simple really
>>
>>169225136
IT'S HIM
>>
In AUS chan I thurst
>>
>>169225125
ALL FAKES
>>
>>169225136
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169225136
Um, real!?
>>
"RougelikeGeneral"
>>
>>169225136
HOLY SHIT
>>
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>>169225136
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>>169225134
>>
>>169225136
ITS HIM
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>>169225136
hol up
>>
>>169225136
IT SAYS 526f7567656c696b6547656e6572616c

SOMEONE MAKE A FILE/TEST DO SOMETHING
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>>169225136
FUCK HOW DO I MAKE A .TIK WITH THIS IM RETARDED
>>
>>169225136
oh shit
GET ON IT GUYS
>>
>>169225136
HOLY
>>
>>169225136
FAKE. fuck you
>>
>>169224983
at work senpai
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>>169225136
>>
>>
lol you fuckers will fall for anything
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>>169225136
It's... it's fake..
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>>169225136
OH FUCMY UFCKINGASJKHFTAEBJKHQRAEBJKH
>>
I'd like to imagine there's some australian guy speeding through sydney, possibly being chased by the cops, just to deliver a number to the internet.
>>
>>169225287
it's over
>>
ITS HAPPENING
GUYS WE FINALLY GOT IT
GO GO GO GOG
GOODBYE. I'M PUTTING THE CATHETER IN, AND I AM GOING>
>>
>>169225136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XHQhNRGA4
>>
wew lad
>>
>>169225136
>http://txti.es/w8hnl
FAGGOTS TURN YOUR ATTENTION HERE, THIS IS THE REAL AUS_W LOOK AT THE FUCKING TRIP HOLY SHIT ANYONE WHO CAN TRY THE FUCKING TICKET NOW HOLY SHIT FUCK
>>
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>>169224886
Hm, okay.

+Speed, +Atk, +Def, +Fullness, Fireproofing, Restore Fullness, +HP, -Sound, +Cold Res, +Electric Res, +Hot Res
>>
>>169225287
Has some one tested that this program actually works?
>>
>>169225287
fake...
>>
>>169225136
fake tik HEX conversion says ROGUELIKEGENERAL
>>
HOW DO I MAKE A .TIK WITH THIS SHIT OH MY GOD
>>
>>169225398
World map please? Or amount of dungeons?
>>
>>169225287
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>
>>169225398
Sweet.is the shiek mask +speed or is that the first potion?
>>
Y'all niggas got tricked
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>>169225136
why
>>
Leakerfag doesn't have the game, he has only the update and rips the assets. NOBODY has the game atm.
>>
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shit's fake, bois. never trust an australian
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>>169225136
fuck you krillin you lied.
>>
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>yfw you fell for the ausbro meme
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>>169225445
whelp, off to /rlg/ we go
>>
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>>169225136
>>
>>169225398
You know what would be really grand though? The tik.
>>
>>169225398
Fuck yeah! A real leak!
>>
so... about that brute force...
>>
We trusted you.
>>
>>169225445
There is more apparently. >>169224615
>>
NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY.
>>
>>169225416
If the Key was correct the files would begin to decrypt in the lines blow.

So yes, it does work. but only with the right keys
>>
>>169225136
Why would you do this. Why?
>>
>>169225398
At least we have you, mang. Post some pics of BotW's filesystem
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>>169225620
its the same retard
>>
>>169225445

>>169224615
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>>169225136
Why would you do this
>>
>>169225136
What was your tripcode pass? Just so we can make ausbro memes
>>
>>169225670
That one there says Paladin General you fucking moron
>>
guys what if the .tik is in the roguelike general
>>
>>169225704
>Aus
>>
He's sending us on a chase.
What does this say
50616c6164696e732047656e6572616c
>>
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>>169225574
GO TO RLG YOU FAGGOTS
>>169225670
it's a different number you fuck
>>
>>169225398
A song from the soundtrack please leakbro?
>>
the paladins general link was removed ausbro!!!
>>
Hey /zlg/
I'm really pissed off by that faker, I think I'll try to 'borrow' a copy of wii u zelda from the back room when I go into work tonight, I'll not be able to take it home but if I bring my laptop I think I could dump the .tik and put it back and nobody would notice
I go to work in about four and a half hours, should take me a bit after that, maybe five hours from now I'll post again
>>
>>169225786
>526f7567656c696b6547656e6572616c
PALADINSGENERAL
>>
>>169225751
It's not, more like paladins.
>>
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>
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Australians

Not even once
>>
What version is our game leak its like uk right?
>>
>>169225620
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169225398
LEAK IT PLEASE

OH GOD
>>
>>169225751
There is one

Aus 02/23/17(Thu)22:39:37 No.169224615â–¶>>169225820
http://txti.es/49gu7

Decipher this
>>
>>169225837
>five hours
ayy
>>
>>169225751
From Rougelike General: http://txti.es/49gu7

Can anyone confirm or deny?
>>
it leads to this

http://txti.es/iwgz5

don't bother

>Error: You must wait 3 minutes 27 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
>>
>>169219063
hi pollaboba! no luck yet but hang in there
>>
>>169225871
PAL. So, UK/GERMANY/FRANCE/SPAIN/EUROPE IN GENERAL.
>>
I'm so, so sorry. I didn't think you guys would actually believe me or get behind me "leaking" the game. I was just frustrated by all the shitposters posting fake .tiks and spouting bullshit that I turned into a villain myself.

I don't expect forgiveness, but I'm sorry I let you down bros. Your (You)s are my spirit and I'll carry that spirit with me until the day I die.

Fingers crossed someone actually leaks the game so we can all play this weekend.
>>
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back to waiting I guess
>>
first one said roguelike general. the link there redirected to paladins general, but the people thought it was spam and the link was removed.
>>
Post on /palg/ was deleted give us hints or something boi
>>
we all got rused

well played Aus
>>
>>169225970
nice fake
>>
>people are trying to follow a chase between generals for a key

yeah no.
>>
AUSFAG LIED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>
>>169225398
Boring. I've gotta say for a leaker you're really shit.
>>
>>169226046
Then someone who refreshes paladin general has the link just sitting there.
>>
Autism bro I just want to say that I legitimately hope you die
>>
Ausbro...you make me cry :(
>>
Ok, it is fake, that is it.
No one will go for a chase to end in a Rickrolled video.
>>
>>169224762
WHY!
>>
>>169225398
more??? oh my god im sorry this is just so good
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AUS MAN

I will play this sick game if I have to

Just post a picture of the game disc or something

GIVE US A SIGN
>>
>>169225970
HOLY SHIT
god fucking dammit
>>
>>169226248
everything is a lie you tard
>>
46697265456d626c656d47656e6572616c
>>
By the time this comes out, i'll be playing this on my Switch
>>
>>169225398
>>169225818
Yeah, give us that sweet trailer music.
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>>169226248
HE LIED

HE LIED RETARD, LET IT GO

IP BAN TO ALL OF AUSTRALIA FUCKING WHEN
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GO TO THE PALADINS ARCHIVE YOU FAGGOTS
>>
the end of the trail says this
"I'm so, so sorry. I didn't think you guys would actually believe me or get behind me "leaking" the game. I was just frustrated by all the shitposters posting fake .tiks and spouting bullshit that I turned into a villain myself.

I don't expect forgiveness, but I'm sorry I let you down bros. Your (You)s are my spirit and I'll carry that spirit with me until the day I die.

Fingers crossed someone actually leaks the game so we can all play this weekend."
>>
Ausbro I legitiMATEly hope your mother gets raped in front of you.
>>
>>169226374
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169226374
>46697265456d626c656d47656e6572616c
Fuck off "FireEmblemGeneral"
>>
Fuck you, ausfag
>>
>>169226417
no
>>
>>169226417
>46697265456d626c656d47656e6572616c
FIRE EMBLEM
>>
>>169226374
What does it say. Thank fuck for archive sites.
>>
>>169226417
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLYY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
>>
The dream is over. Let's go back to waiting my friends.
>>
I'm so, so sorry. I didn't think you guys would actually believe me or get behind me "leaking" the game. I was just frustrated by all the shitposters posting fake .tiks and spouting bullshit that I turned into a villain myself.

I don't expect forgiveness, but I'm sorry I let you down bros. Your (You)s are my spirit and I'll carry that spirit with me until the day I die.

Fingers crossed someone actually leaks the game so we can all play this weekend.


I'M GONNA BE UPSET FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES
>>
http://txti.es/ol56h
>last one
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It's fucking over boys. Rused
>>
>>169226441
yeah, this. fuck you aus cunt
>>
>>169226441
This guy is right, I got to the end aswell. Give up hope bros.
>>
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Just extracted BoTW from the google drive, anyone know if it's all come out okay? I know people seem to have different file sizes
>>
Do stores even have the game in yet?
>>
http://txti.es/ol56h
HE POSTED IT ON /FEG/

QUICK GUYS
>>
I find it odd we see so many pics of switches in backrooms but no pics of Zelda games switch or wii u. I feel like wii u copies are not arond idk.
>>
http://txti.es/ol56h
747874692e65732f6977677a35
>>
46697265456d626c656d47656e6572616c

you guys look at that from the archive?
>>
>>169226572
FUCK YOU AUS_W

FILTER ALL AUS_W POSTS
>>
747874692e65732f6977677a35 ?
>>
>>169226441
No, the /plg/ link is http://txti.es/l9kiy

Is there a Fire Emblem General?
>>
lets all give up
>>
>>169225398
I'm pretty sure you said something about All Link tunics being in the game, could you show off the rest that we haven't seen yet?
>>
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oh shit
747874692e65732f6977677a35
>>
finished
I'm so, so sorry. I didn't think you guys would actually believe me or get behind me "leaking" the game. I was just frustrated by all the shitposters posting fake .tiks and spouting bullshit that I turned into a villain myself.

I don't expect forgiveness, but I'm sorry I let you down bros. Your (You)s are my spirit and I'll carry that spirit with me until the day I die.

Fingers crossed someone actually leaks the game so we can all play this weekend.

http://txti.es/iwgz5
>>
747874692e65732f6977677a35
>>
stop posting the keys we already got to the end retards
>>
>>169226412
>IP BAN TO ALL OF AUSTRALIA FUCKING WHEN
God this so much.
>>
>I'm so, so sorry. I didn't think you guys would actually believe me or get behind me "leaking" the game. I was just frustrated by all the shitposters posting fake .tiks and spouting bullshit that I turned into a villain myself.

>I don't expect forgiveness, but I'm sorry I let you down bros. Your (You)s are my spirit and I'll carry that spirit with me until the day I die.

>Fingers crossed someone actually leaks the game so we can all play this weekend.

I say we hang him
>>
>>169226601
You have duplicates. (1) search them.
>>
>>169226683
You fucking mongrel.
>>
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How do I block all posts from Australia?
>>
That's what happens when you guys trust on an australian, you asked for this
>>
>>169225398
Please more?
>>
>>169226683
Yeah. and from the post in there i got another fake key, then that key gave a link to that text
>>
>>169226779
MOOT WAS RIGHT FUCK AUSTRALIA
>>
>>169225136
Next time, don't be a cunt!
>>
>>169225136
fucking kill yourself
>>
seems like we'll have to wait for the second day of the week
>>
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>>
Que os peten a todos hijos de puta
>>
filter all iwgz5 posts
>>169226754
iwgz5 is a fake
>>
guys no body has the game yet because the stores dont have the shipment yet
>>
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>>169226735
h-holy shit....
>>
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>>169224569
Well, fuck.
Guess it's ok that i have no idea what the trainer even is then.
>>
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Im am literally in tears right now

You cut me deep aus bro
>>
>>169226876
fuck off
>>
>>169226780
Ah yeah thanks, wonder why it duplicates files
>>
>>169226779
BURN THE WITCH
>>
>>169226876
Well this has been significantly disappointing. Should I kill myself now?
>>
>>169226876
Grade A mate. At least you got creative with this shit.
>>
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>>169226876
>>
We all hate you Aussies. Really.
>>
>>169226884
Give up, it's over, it's real
>>
FUCK YOU AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE!!
>>
>trusting people on 4chan
>>
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>>169226876
>>
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>>169226876
DO LIKE LINK
AND KYS
>>
>>169226930
Australian is a similar word to autism i don't think that's a coincidence
>>
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Never forget
>>
>>169226876
FUCK YOU AUSFAG
>>
>>169227025
FUCK
>>
>>169226876
I forgive you man, it was atleast one of the more creative shitty pranks what go around here and I appreciate that.
>>
>>169226876
>Some anons here will be dead within the week
A true villain. A true Australian.
>>
Now what the fuck do we do
>>
>>169226876
This is how people end up dead by the "hacker group known as 4chan" y'know.
Not that i'll do it.
Someone might do it.
I won't be that sad, though.
>>
>>169226876
Got em good haha epic!
>>
>>169227140
true, bunch of criminal cunts
>>
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>>169226876
Go fuck yourself with a rusty piece of metal you Koala fucker
>>
>>169226876
lol you bastard
>>
Hey, but at least we wasted another 3 hours for the wait till next week!
>>
>>169227169
there only one thing we can do
>>
>>169227169
Post pigeon toed anime characters
>>
>>169227179
>that sad

You mean one tiny shred of you could ever feel sorry for that worthless turd? Leave
>>
>>169227169
wait until march 3rd
>>
>>169227169
>>169227261
BACK TO BRUTEFORCING IT LADS

>>169227262
I'm upset that these memes will die with this thread.
>>
>>169227283
British Dictionary definitions for won't
won't
/wəʊnt/
contraction
1.
will not
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Word Origin and History for won't

contraction of will not, first recorded mid-15c. as wynnot, later wonnot (1580s) before the modern form emerged 1660s. See will.
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WHAT IF THE LEAKER WAS AUS FAG USING ANOTHER TRIP
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>>169227458
give up
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And now the leaker has your attention again. Sigh. Leave him alone, lol.
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NEW THREAD
>>169227510
>>169227510
>>169227510
>>169227510
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so, is this !bjciTSunuo guy still refusing to leak?
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That's it for me guys. I'm out and I'll only check wiiuiso from now, since I'm pretty sure the leaker will be around throwing spoilers everywhere as soon as he finishes playing.

Thanks for the ride but this is where it ends for me.
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>>169227419
Will not feel THAT sad. Implying that he would feel a bit sad.
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ausfag was a jape, leakerfag is either a fraud or o a cunt, i guess we can hope to the 28.
Or the 3rd.
Hey, how hard is it to enter into a one week coma?
Also, how would i hypotetically do that? Asking for a friend.
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>>169227553
We aren't even page 10 yet.

>>169227574
He's talking to me in the other thread. >>169227381
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>>169227574
He probably doesn't have the disc, nor the .tik
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>>169226876

Anybody can do what you did. The only difference is that you're an attention whore.
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>>169224353
>>169224340
Why are you all so angry? I hope this game gets leaked soon so i can play it on my modded Wii U.
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I have a i7 4790k @4.4ghz and a 1070 in sli. How can I help with bruteforcing?
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>>169227641
I would have felt sad otherwise, however it wouldn't be much since it's just some fucking random aussie.
Now i won't feel that sad.
Which means i probably wont feel sad.
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>>169227832
kys
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>>169227140
Truth be told, they are shitposters.
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>>169227832
Generate and test all the possible 32 character combination.
only from a - f and 0 - 9.
Good luck anon
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And here i thought brazillians were the scum of the internet.
I guess times really are changing.
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>>169226876
Your entire shit wasnt even funny.
>Haha I made you wait 2 hours for a lie!
Is that a joke? Because it's not funny, not even remotely.
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>>169228163
hey we're pretty cool, we just wanna play zelda.
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>>169228284
I laughed
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>>169228284
>Is that a joke? Because it's not funny, not even remotely.
the joke itself wasn't funny
the fact that so many retards genuinely fell for it was
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australians aren't bad, everyone else is just a pussy
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>>169228163
Reminder brazilians gave you backups with online working.
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>>169228329
Yeah me too, especially that last gif. He's a fucking straya cunt but a funny cunt
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>>169228427
Well no shit we finally get air of something that might be true and fucking nothing.
And he thinks its funny, as he hasn't said shit besides posting smug faces.
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>>169228512
Exactly.
And now Australia is the new "BR HUEHUE".
I wonder how they'll do that...
"AUS M8M8M8M8"? Nah, that takes more than 3 seconds to write...

>>169228306
I want to play too, but you don't see me wiping my ass with a white dildo and saying it's the title key, do you?
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>>169228636
Just let him have it, he lives in fucking Australia.

>eighth world "internet" access
>speak the most mangled form of english
>descended from criminal scum
>everything wants to kill you
>abbos
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>>169215489
>Fred
FUCK YOU

hated that forced ass e-celeb shit
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>>169228814
I'm a hue anon, not an aussie.
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>>169225398
Dude, please keep up like this, you are amazing. Don't leak the game. The amount of shitposting and tears is hilarious.
Also the small doses of spoilers are making me hyped as hell.
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>>169228956
HEY

IT'S FЯEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>169229016
Well, you seem cool.
Cooler than most brazillians i have seen.
And i fucking live in brazil.
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harden the fuck up you absolute drongos
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>>169222856
"The world is garbage
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>>169228004
I will get started right away. This will take about a week. I will post the right key next friday or later. Wish me luck.
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You guys know he's just leaking shit from the online strategy guide, right? Which is why he's only showing icons.

This shit's already been reported to pretty much every main guide company since one of their employees is playing faggot with a major release.
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>>169229223
thanks dude. yeah we suck most of the time though I just hate murricans and canadian cucks more. Fuck canadians
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>>169229274
I want to frame that, plase make it a cool font with an inspiring background.
(Don't ask for pics i won't do it)
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>>169199549
>>169199761
>>169199867
Seems like this would work better if it fed into a database to learn which keys have already been tested so you don't have 500 virgin neckbeards running the same shit over and over again.
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>>169228163
>I guess times really are changing.
they never changed
australia has always been the subhumans' country
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>>169229551
I ain't hosting this shit.
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>>169229351
heh, right. good luck trying to guess one code out of 18+ quintillion false codes.
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>>169229551
Anon, I don't think you realize what we're dealing with.
There are 2^128 possible keys. That's exactly 340282366920938463463374607431768211456 keys.

You could have several hundred computers checking these keys extremely fast and the odds of two of them checking the same key would still be astronomically low.

And all of this is irrelevant anyway because, again, you're not going to find it. See the number above.
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>>169229896
Is it not 16^32?
3.4028237e+38
Wait a second, are those the same numbers?
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>>169229476
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>>169229371
Can confirm.

I work for Piggyback, we know one of our dumbass editors is posting shit they shouldn't, but we can't really do anything about it.

Except fire him when we find out who it is, of course.

He hasn't even posted the best easter egg costume
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>>169230557
Yes, they are the same.
The key is 128 bits, 32 hex chars, 16 bytes. All the same thing.
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>>169230557


16^32 = (2^4)^32 = 2^(4*32) = 2^128
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>>169230723
>>169230685
Numbers man, they're wicked.
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>>169230673
Proof pic plz. Show us a pic of the guide
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will suck dik for tik
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>>169225136
i'm glad Super 17 killed your ass
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>>169230912
Does it have to be BOTW tik? I can send you a Pikmin 3 tik.
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>>169230835
Nah. I like my job, I get to play games early and then tell other people how to beat them. Don't really want to risk it like dipshit is.

You can already see the cover art on Amazon, I think.

What I will tell you is that this game's water temple is going to be a bitch. Hope you guys enjoy that, I sure as fuck didn't.
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>>169224593
but leakbro, what about THE tunic?
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>>169231173
lmao you didn't even try to sound legit
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>>169231116
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
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>>169229371
Explain the sound dump then.
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>>169231421
You mean the sound files that were already out in the wild since they're part of a few 3DS themes?
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>>169230790
yeah well what if I told you

2^2^34 mod (2^17 - 1)
= 2^(2^34 mod (2^17-2)) mod (2^17 - 1)
= 2^(2*2^17 mod (2^17-2))
= 2^4 mod (2^17 - 1)
= 16
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>>169231560
No, I mean the UI and Guardian sound effects which are way beyond what a 3DS theme can store.
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>>169231560
It was a sound dump of the guardians. Doubt it was from a 3ds theme
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>>169231654
What if I told you that there were imaginary numbers?
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>>169231709
>>169231730
Every modern vidya guide comes with a digital version with videos included in it.
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>>169231273
I don't know how much more "legit" I could have sounded, anon.

I just work for Piggyback, I'm not John Nintendo's nephew or anything.

If you seriously expect me to post a timestamped photo of the strategy guide you're fucking retarded. I'm not going to go to shipping and say "hey Felipe can you let me hold one of those guides for a second?".
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>1000 replies
wew
this shit is getting out of hand
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IT'S UP ON WIIUISO
OHHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT
GET IT
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>>169231934
HOLY SHIT
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RIP SWEET THREAD
WE MADE IT TO 1000
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>>169231829
And sound files in .bfwav?
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>>169231709
>>169231730
That wasn't me replying, but >>169231829 is correct.

I know which video the leaker got the sounds from, its just a "how to deal with Guardians" video. The URL for it will be inside the physical guide, or just there in the digital version.
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Theres still 1 thread between us an oblivion
please don't bump it
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>>169232013
I'm pretty sure he just packed them somehow.

I know for a fact that he hasn't posted anything I don't personally have access to.
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>>169231876
You said the most generic thing possible, that the game's "water temple" is a bitch. Honestly, we have no reason to believe that you're being legit.
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>>169232418
and theres no water temple in this game lol
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>>169232418
Of course you don't.

Unfortunately, what you think matters here as much as it does in real life, not at all.

I was just telling you guys that Tsuno can't leak the game because he doesn't have a copy. He works for Piggyback or Prima, most likely the former.

But sure, keep letting him play you and fellate his ego with "kek don't leak the game make everyone mad" when he can't do it anyway.
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>>169227510
>>169227510
>>169227510
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>>169232689
...What? That's not even close to what I was doing. I was just calling you out on your BS.
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>>169232861
But I'm not rusing, anon. I'm an adult with a job.

I fucked up and majored in english, so I went into strategy guides.

Also, the water temple I mentioned isn't a literal water temple, its a water themed dungeon with a stupid gimmick.

But really I don't care if anyone believes me. If anyone wants to know some little tidbit about the game world they can ask and I'll answer, but I don't want to spoil major shit since BOTW is pretty neat.
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>>169233339
Ok, little tidbits, what's the 'best easter egg' costume you said Tsuno left out?
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>>169233605
The purple tunic.

I'm a Vaatifag so it's the best to me.
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>>169234327
Fair enough, my best friend's favourite colour is purple so that's cool. How many hears can you get in total?
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>>169234327
are there more lewd zelda cutscenes in the game?
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>>169234641
hearts*
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>>169234442
owwwwwww
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