/twg/ - Total War General

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>>167664424
>>167664057
After sailing for what felt like ages 2 turns is 6 irl months, doesn't seem terribly realistic, we have come ashore at what looks like a prosperous land

>>167664424
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>>167664497
The next city over has the name of the greatest man to ever live, seems like a fitting place to claim as our home!

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>>167664424
First for barbar invasions

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>Playing Vampire Counts.
>Realize that Bretonnia has been destroyed.
>Figure it was the Wood Elves.
>Notice Marienburg has 14 settlements.
>Middenland and Talabecland took out everyone other than Marienburg and Ostermark (who are down to 1 settlement) while I was genociding the Dwarfs.
>My Dwarf genocide pulled my reputation down with everyone other than Marienburg.
>Kislev went almost 100 turns unmolested until Archaon spawned in.
This is the last time I kill the Dwarfs before claiming the Empire Provinces. I'm just glad I noticed it before they started declaring war/breaking treaties. Most of my armies are balls deep in the badlands.

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Playing Durthu in the NEET elf mini campaign is a joke right? Everyone gets massive late game armies by turn 40 while you have useless dryads and at best some treekin by then because you have to build defensive in all your settlements. Add to that that every fucking elf faction declares war on you all the time. I saved on turn 57 and had to go back 15 times by now. Feels like pic related

>>167664848
Huberto?

>>167665109
what is this?

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My enemies are many, my equals are none

In the shade of living trees they said Athel Loren could never be conquered

In the land of vampires and necromancers, they said Sylvania could never be humbled

In the realm of chaos and snow, they said Norsca could never be tamed

Now they say nothing, they fear me, like a force of nature, a dealer in thunder and death

I say, I am Franz! I am Prince and Emperor!

>>167665230
>he said nothing about greenskins
>gets his ass chopped off by goblin

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>no historic tw game for years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ROME

>>167665161
He's trying to poop again anon

Okay, how do I fight non-humans as a Vampire? I can only raze their towns, right? And my provinces can spread corruption only to adjacent ones. So I can safely create one-province-wide safe zone and then what? March across provinces after provinces of attrition?

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>>167664686
The gods will differently, however. As to which gods, nobody can say for sure.

>>167665502
Raiding prevents attrition damage, but some vampire characters can spread corruption in local provinces. If you can get corruption high enough, attrition will be disabled, so chanelling stance can help bring troops back up to strength. However, that takes a while, so there may be a fair bit of bouncing back and forth between a safe province and the front lines.

>>167665325
Remember the Rome 2 release? Good, now you don't wamt historic titles anymore.

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>>167665307
GONNA STAB

>>167665898
Rome 2 became okay after a metric asston of patches though
Also Shogun 2 and Attila were perfectly fine even on release, WRE was literally shit-tier before but that was probably intentional anyway

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>>167665547
After an uneventful auto-resolve battle, Dimmidi is ours, and with it - the gems that it produces.

>>167665502
usually lack of corruption will only be an issue in norsca and the badlands, as most dwarf provinces are close enough to human provinces to get to 50% corruption with some effort. For norsca and the badlands raiding and rotating armies in and out to avoid attrition is usually the best strategy if you really feel the need to purge them (I usually do this late-game, if ever).

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>>167665325

>>167665898
>implying

If that was the case most would have stopped at empire, or even M2

>>167666192
None of these games were the sequel to ROME

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>>167666062
The local population seems to be slightly annoyed at the arrival of a new KANG

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who /no hope/ here?

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Stuff

>We Bret you're pretty excited for Bretonnia - we are too. In the meantime, enjoy this screenshot.

>>167666402
it's trebuchets that shoot pegasus knights?

>>167666402
Not noticing any new units here.

>>167666252
One was the game directly after Rome and broke everything that worked perfectly in it, and was the sequel to M1 which was damn good.

>>167666402
we peasants now

>>167666402
Is that a spear chucka?

>>167666350
Alright, the GOD IS DEAD spam is legitimately unnerving.

Should I get Warhammer from Humble Bundle for $12?

>>167666461
gray infantry unit?

>>167666718
yeah

>>167666718
Yes.

>>167666728
Pilgrims maybe? they were shown during Festag and that resolution doesn't help

If the WRE is supposed to be the "best empire" then how come it's always the first one to fall and how come in some campaigns the ERE even manages to survive?

>>167666298
>meagre fertility
>no port is sight
You fucked up, kid

>>167667218
Because it's too good for this world anon.

>>167666402
>No new units

What a shame

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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>>167666402
what are these guys circled here - they don't have the usual blue/red peasant color scheme

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>>167666298
As the populace revolts over and over, and as the KANGZ from the east converge like vultures upon our freshly-founded KANGdom, we finally get to the point of this campaign...

>>167667582

Probably battle pilgrims

>>167667585
Stop saying KANGz,you're playing Alans

>>167666717
why does it keep spamming it though?

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>>167667585
Here we go, the Garamantians are upon us

>>167667723
I have not yet turned this land into a proper kingdom worthy of that name, for now it's still just a KANGdom

>>167667218

Because the WRE were for the most part the original romans and their dominions, over hundred of years of ruling without any defined opposition had made them a lazy bunch, more eager to waste their money on debauchery than to actually manage properly the empire as it had no immediate threat in every direction. So when the nomads came in in waves it kind of fucked the WRE hard as their border patrol as by then been reduced to a bunch of levies only there by principle and wouldn't actually be able to defend their fort from any respectable force. Afterward it was like domino as the WRE struggled to keep power while fighting both the invading nomads that seemed countless coming out of bumfuck nowhere and their own client states that saw in that newly found weakness a chance for sovereignty. Kind of like trying to prevent a house of card from falling apart when you have 4 person poking stick at it.

The Eastern side were for the grand majority client states of Rome, with many of them holding them in reverence as they allowed them to rule their own shit more liberally than the Seuleucid and countless others before them that only sought to insure their subservience by crushing all resistance and dissidence. In comparison, the Romans were pretty nice fella who only asked tribute and if given actually respected their words and fought for you. So most of them were more than eager to live upon the beliefs and way of doing things that allowed them to survive in the first place.

Basically the eastern side adopted the original Romans way of doing things while the actual Romans had started to fall to decadence and ennui by then.

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>>167668081
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ROME

>>167666350
Wew, a Begotten reference, that was unexpected

>>167666402
Looks like grail pilgrims in the gray/brown. I can't really tell if the men at arms in the picture are spearmen or a potentially new variant. A Sword or mace version would be cool.

>>167668353
>So when the nomads came in in waves it kind of fucked the WRE hard as their border patrol as by then been reduced to a bunch of levies only there by principle and wouldn't actually be able to defend their fort from any respectable force.

This was actually by design, the limitanei were meant to serve as a light holding force on the frontiers of the empire, which would buy time for the other parts of the army to respond to threat wherever it occurred as part of a defense-in-depth strategy, which was necessary given how much land the romans had to defend

Breastmen got fucking wrecked in 8th edition holy shit, why did they take out everything?

>>167668849
It was done by people who didn't really give a shit about them

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Hi!

I'm Ian, and today on forgotten weapons...

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>>167666350
At I first this looks like a joke to me but the more I look at the picture the creepier it gets. At this point I'm pretty anxious at the thought of some inhuman figure with hollow eyes shows up out of nowhere and bang my window while screaming "NO MORE HOPE NO MORE HOPE". It's fucking pitch black outside, there's no traffic at this time because night and I'm alone in my home.
Fuck

>>167668808

Nice info, didn't knew that bit, doesn't sound like the best of system if you're attacked from more than one flank but I suppose that wasn't supposed to ever be a problem from the roman point of view, given that no bordering empire or nation would dare start shit with them.

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>>167668081
>the KANGZ are upon us

>>167669182
what was the FPS like in that battle?

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>Boot up Rome 2
Im not sure about historical accuracy but... WHERE ARE THE AXES?

I counted Thracian Falx and axes for Armenians and one pair of clubs for Gauls.

Was good axe rocket science in that era?

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>>167669256
55 or so
They just had reinforcements, it wasn't like there were literally 12500 niggers on the screen at once
In this battle there were and it was like 9 fps when the battle started

>>167669447
Is this DEI for Atilla or some shit? Its got the ugly ass unit cards and ridiculous easy mode kill counts down.

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>>167667582
Pretty sure they're Battle Pilgrims, see pic.

>>167669808
It's FotE
And no that's because I'm using endgame troops against literal tier 1 starter units
I didn't even give them any ranged or cav

>>167668779
>I can't really tell if the men at arms in the picture are spearmen or a potentially new variant. A Sword or mace version would be cool.

It's hard to tell due to the low resolution, but they don't seem to have any spears (or halberds for that matter). Probably a sword-and-board version.

what's difference between sword and mace in this game? and are there axes?

>>167670284
In the new Zelda? Nobody knows yet, we haven't seen much of the game.

>>167670284
If weapon has armor piercing statistic it ignores half the armor.
Thats how it works in Atilla anyway. On the other hand Warhammer is based around arming Dwarfs with axes and hammers so id imagine they took that out.

>>167670360
A mace (or morningstar in the rulebook) essentially gives a charge bonus. Since flagellants are in the game already we can assume it boosts WD with not much ap and a decent charge bonus for an infantry unit.

>>167670284
in attila, maces and axes both have bonus vs infantry and better ap than most sword units. I believe maces also differ in one of the stats that the game doesn't show like weapon reach or attack intervals

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>>167670674
>Total War Warhammer follows the rulebook
Dont be silly, theyre all designed around the same base game.

As you can see Dwarf Axes dont ignore armor like the Falx does for instance.

>>167670360

In Warhammer every unit does a certain amount of "normal" damage and Armor piercing damage, you can see exactly how much of each by hovering over the weapon damage bar on their stat card. The armor piercing damage ignore armor completely and the normal damage is affected by armor

A unit that is listed as "armor piercing" is simply one with a high ratio of Armor piercing damage to normal damage

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>>167668445
What a fucking slaughter

It was uncomfortably close too, the anvil barely held on long enough

>>167670985
>8hp
is that why combat is so fast?

>>167671037
Wrong.
As you can see "armor piercing is extra modifier" that ignores half the armor for soft damage.
>>167670985

Melee Damage AP is unavoidable damage that some units excel at.

>>167671220
You combine all health modifiers and you get hp per soldier.
29+8+57 - 94 hp

Not sure about speed.

>>167670985
But CA kind of does to a point. Dwarf warriors have a choice of handweapon/shield or great-weapon. Although its an ax and in any other game that would be an AP unit, but in Warhams its not because a handweapon does not have the armor-piercing rule.

Forsaken and Flagellants have maces (I forget what Forsaken are technically classified as but I mean look at them), and those units have higher charge bonuses as well as increased normal weapon damage.

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>>167671087
FUCK

This is actually fucking risky now

>>167670985
falxes don't ignore armor, they just have higher ap. I'm pretty sure the armor piercing yes/no is just there for autoresolve, similar to how some infantry have a "mounted yes" note that simply means they move farther on the campaign map

>>167671224
>Melee damage so is unavoidable

This isn't true in warhammer, there is also physical resistance and ward saves.

>>167671224

>Wrong.

Except I'm not wrong.

Units like Crypt Horrors that have "Armor Piercing" listed as an ability on their unit card still have armor piercing listed as "No" on Honga.

In fact looking around on Honga I can't find a SINGLE unit that has "Yes" on their unit card for Armor Piercing. Even dedicated AP units like Chosen with Great Weapons and Cairne Wraiths have "No"

It is ENTIRELY about the ratio of AP damage to normal damage. As far as I can tell the entire feature you are talking about has been removed from Warhams

>>167671372

Forsaken don't have maces, they're listed as "Sword infantry"

They don't have swords either though, they have sharp bits at the ends of their mutant arms.

Flaggelants are listed as "Mace Infantry" and Crypt Ghouls are listed as "Cudgel Infantry"

Those are the only two with maces or mace-like weapons

>>167671224
>>167671664
guys its not that hard weapon damage is split into normal and ap. Normal damage will be modified by armor while ap damage goes through armor but can get modified by physical resistance and ward saves. Worked the same way in R2 and Atilla.

Any bonuses are treated as ap damage

>>167671372
To a point yes but thats simply damage that always go through.

AP damage is unavoidable if the weapon hits.

Armor piercing means Base Damage counts armor as a half when you roll die die.

Melee Attack and Melee Defense governs the chance to hit. If the formula is the same as in Rome 2 and/or Attila, it is around 40% base chance to hit, with each point of Attack above Defense giving +1% chance to hit, and Defense above Attack -1% chance to be hit. So unit with 60 attack and 20 defense attacking unit with 40 attack and 40 defense will have with each attack 60% chance to hit (60-40=20 40%+20%=60%) and vice versa (40 attack against 20 defense 40-20=20 40%+20%=60%).

Cap is 90% top and 10% minimum.

Then if you hit the guy AP damage applies and soft (base) damage counts vs armor by a dice roll. ARMOR dice roll that is.

Thing that game doesnt say to you is attack interval - Great Axe Marauder and Empire Halbediers which have attack speeds of 4.6 and 5.5 respectively compared to the average of 3.8.
Keep that in mind.

>>167671894
ALSO SHIELDS!
Shields will absorb 25 to 50% of ranged soft damage so feel free to pepper great weapon assholes.

>>167666402
There are peasant swordsmen at the upper far left. They are to the left of the white figure (Fay Enchantress I would guess) and to the right of the grail pilgrims.

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>>167671894

>Armor piercing means Base Damage counts armor as a half when you roll die die.

This doesn't exist in Warhammer.

>>167672135
>ignoring the 400 melee damage ap right above the bit you circled

>>167671664
Warhammer threw armor piercing out of the window then and focused on AP bonuses instead.

Atilla focuses on armor piercing with Axe units and such.
>>167672135
Indeed.
They gave it 400 AP damage instead.

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>>167671378
GET KEKED REBEL FUCKING SHITS

This truly is a fight for survival

So according to honga, shields give a ton of armour in warhammer. Is this true? It would explain why the unshielded gors do so badly

>>167671857
Forsaken don't function as normal swordsman either, they have a semi-ranged attack like halberds.

Why would anybody recruit the Great Eagle instead of the Forest Dragon, I don't understand what the point of this unit is.

Also, why is the elfs skirmisher cav (or every single one of them really) so laughably weak. Their stats are good but they always take ages to fire and they just can't rack up any kills.

>>167672263
Anon can I ask why exactly you, the Alans, are in the middle of the fucking desert?

>>167672135
That seems redundant, why do they have a flag for armor piercing and straight up armor piercing melee damage?

>bonus vs elephants

>>167672393

>Why would anybody recruit the Great Eagle instead of the Forest Dragon, I don't understand what the point of this unit is.

The only real justification for the Great Eagle existing is multiplayer/Custom battle where the fact that it costs less than half what a Forest Dragon does is significant.

>Also, why is the elfs skirmisher cav (or every single one of them really) so laughably weak.

Glade Riders are pretty good and allow for full horsefucker armies to actually work in campaign.

Hawk Riders and Sisters of the Thorn both fire way too slow

>>167672393
great eagle is good for catching enemy fliers

>>167672252
the armor piercing yes/no flag in these screenshots doesn't mean a fucking thing, the ap system is the exact same as it was in rome2 and attila

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>>167672549
Because all games are built up from the same base game mechanic?
They simply use new textures, setting and crunch new numbers.

Warhammer was a good choice for them because both Rome 2 and Atilla use same base warfare tactics.
Also this means they cannot really move past 19th century - Fall of the Samurai was probably latest era we will ever see (and you know how was game all about attrition and infantry there)

>>167672671
>the armor piercing yes/no flag in these screenshots doesn't mean a fucking thing, the ap system is the exact same as it was in rome2 and attila

Finally someone who gets it, I don't understand how people are fucking this up, the AP yes/no is a tooltip toggle for majority ap damage units

>>167672842
its not even that, as shown by the giant screenshot. I have no clue what it is there for

rome 2 crashes right on battle clash
not at the start or anything, but right when the armies are about to meet and i give an attack order, i get black screen then game closes down
i'm playing with dei
it's weird because i played the game like two weeks ago, didn't modify any files since then, now i can't play

any idea what it could be ?

>>167669012
If you think about her, she can see you.

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>>167672263
I have no way of hiring any more troops outside of mercenaries at the moment, so I am sending my battered army on a counter-offensive at the Garamantians. Not a lot of money for the mercs either.

>>167672541
I've also converted to Minor Religions and am playing on legendary.

This is the only religious building avilable to Minor Religions followers, and I have no religious edicts at all.

That building costs 7 thousand gold to build, and can only be built in minor towns and not cities, and happens to be the only way to spread Minor Religions, as I also have no priests nor the ability to hire priests. It also requires gemstones to build, so I looked at the most infertile useless bumfuck-nowhere province I could find that produces gemstones, and settled there. Needless to say, I have no meaningful way to mitigate that -12 squalor, and the people seem to be praying to Nurgle or some shit in those shrines.

This is a challenge campaign, obviously.

Just curious anons, if I were to stream a legendary WH campaign in the next week or so, what race would people be most interested in watching?

I was thinking Vamps.

>start playing as Vlad
>all political interactions are still done by Mannlet
come ooon

>>167673021
Sounds retarded to be honest
>giving up germanic qts for shitty nurgle memes
Literally worse than hitler

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>>167672842
> AP yes/no is a tooltip toggle for majority ap damage units
Doesnt look like it
The fuck does it do

>>167673071
Vlad ain't got time for that.

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>>167673036
G O B B O S

>>167672393
Glade riders are the best skirmisher cav in the game and can kite for ages, especially the poison version.

Eagle riders are expensive but are a real pain to deal with if the opponent doesn't have flyers or archers of their own

>>167673036
Beastmemes?

>>167672671

>the armor piercing yes/no flag in these screenshots doesn't mean a fucking thing, the ap system is the exact same as it was in rome2 and attila

Then why do some units in Attila/Rome II have a Yes while 100% of Warhammer units have No?

>>167672992
pls respond

>>167673150
That's actually not a bad idea. Their legendary start is a bastard though. Perfect.

>>167672943
>>167673115
>>167673218
I don't know if that thing means anything or if its wrong. In R2/Atilla/Warhams have the same AP system. In warhams units that have majority AP have the AP tag in the tool tip, every single one. They also have the AP marker next to weapon damage. Whatever that source is its wrong, the game tells you.

>>167666637
Thought that too at first but you can see the gobbos flying.

>>167673241
Sorry anon. No idea.

>>167673423
welp
i validated steam files, apparently i'm missing 10mb of data for some reason
let's hope that fixes it

>>167673021
>building a -12 sanitation building in a province with gems

hope you like plagues anon

>>167673404
AP system is here but the discussion is about what armor piercing does.
Few sources online claim it cuts armor by half for normal damage.

>>167666402
>jester agents when?

>>167673535
it's gems, not germs

>>167673021
>not going minor religion with WRE

>>167673607
I wonder if that was scrapped after EE R2, never heard anything about that. R2 MP was the staple for years and something like that would have been noticed.

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>>167673021
Awwwww, the KANGZ left me a gift! How nice of them!

>>167673707
I'll think about it for the next campaign m9

>>167673535
Oh I'm gonna LOVE me some fucking plagues this campaign

>>167673526
it did ! great

>>167673965
Yea it would.
On the other hand Thracian Warriors lose to Oathsworn so i guess its taken out.

>>167673021
damn those "dark cult" buildings are spooky


Weren't there a cthulhu reference in one of them?

>>167673968
>moving away from the place you built the cult when there's another rebellion threatening
u goof'd

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>>167673968

>>167674440
No worries m8 I've left a garrison for exactly this purpose

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>>167674710
The rebellion was swiftly crushed, but it was not the only threat that emerged that turn - the KANGZ send another full stack at us!

Fun fact: I can't actually move between the 2 cities without taking desert attrition without taking a massive detour through Roman territory, so I had to tank 1 turn of attrition in order to get to this town to capture it, and will have to do the same again to reach the KANGZ capital.

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>>167675008
And so they come, with an overwhelming force of tier 2 sword heavy infantry, onagers and lots of spears. This is going to be a tough one yet again.

>>167675323
How the fuck are you not getting destroyed, holy shit

>>167675637
Ai is retarded as usual.
On the other hand Atilla buffs units too so he is quite fucked there.
He is going to be ran over with legios.

Any Attila overhaul mods yet?
DEI is getting boring.

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>Playing as Alans
>Not exclusively using horse fuckery to General snipe and mass rout

>>167676374
>play on Legendary
>you gotta kill 85% of a unit for them to shatter even with General dead

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>>167675323

>>167675637
This should tell the story reasonably well. One of my mounted archer squads is firing whistling arrows, the other fires flaming arrows, for a total -12 in morale for the whole enemy line. With well-timed cycle-charging, I am able to just barely force a chain-rout just as my anvil collapses on itself. With that said, every battle is only barely won, and I get an uneasy feeling every single time at around the mid-point of the battles.

Middenland WHEN?

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>>167676682
YEEEES GET KEKED KANG SCUM


Also, I made a mistake, it's actually -16 morale and not -12. Whistling arrows is -12, flaming arrows is -4 on top of that.

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>>167676682
>>167677087
Hey,at least youre not playing Arabs.

>>167677192
>barb_philosopher

>>167677502
>-10 morale per region
>not in battle
You can literally have generals wanking off in the region for -30 morale easily

>>167677647
grace is a bitch beggar without fun

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I'm about to get Attila for $5 with all DLC. Are there any mods that I NEED to get, or is vanilla enjoyable?

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>>167677087
A few turns later, I've finally stabilized - I'm starting to convert the settlements into my culture type, I have a steady income, my religion is on the rise, the public order is increasing, and I'm finally able to recruit my own units again!

The Garamantians have probably continued to build up in the meantime, so they remain a threat, but for the moment time is on our side.

I will call it a day at this point, and go stream some Alien: Isolation.

Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of my Legendary Desert Nurglite Alan Adventures, where I will (hopefully) defeat the Garamantians for good, and look for conquests elsewhere.

>>167678792
Can Alans compete against mongols with their cavalry?

>>167678776


I'd get AoC if you want that medieval-ish feel.(unit variety mod a must though)

>>167679741
Alans get Cataphracts - less ammo for more armor

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Yes game, we almost didn't make it.

>>167680170

It's because most of the allied AI army died Anon

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>you will never live in the Warhammer Fantasy universe

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>>167680353

>>167680353
how is this a bad thing?

>>167680353
>>167680431
That's sounds terrible.

People, things and creatures everywhere trying to kill you, even in shit like Altdorf. You probably half to double check your toilet before the deed for Sewer Skaven and after the deed to make sure your poop hasn't devoted itself to Nurgle.

>>167680653
it's more exciting that my current life

>>167677087


how many goddamn legion deserters are wandering around down there anyway?

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>>167680353
W-why would you like to live there.
Humans are literally fucked.

>>167680353
thank fucking god

>Sylvanian peasants lived under Empire tyrants then Vampire tyrants suffering the terrors of the night living short morbid lives

>Empire peasants fucked over by evey bad thing imaginable and terrible leadership for centuries

>Bretonnian peasants treated as subhuman garbage, also living short miserable lives

>Be an greenskin, more than likely get offed quickly in a fight

>Be a skaven slave, work, starve, fight, die, get eaten by other slave

>Be Nehekaran, Nagash nuked everything, die to plague

>Be Tilean, be comfy, then get eaten by Skaven

>Be orc, die fighting something early on

>Be anything, just die

Unless you are born a prominent noble of an order race or the baddest of the bad your life is short and terrible.

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>>167679741
alans wipe the floor with huns, in pic related I fucked up several times because it was a forest battle and got some of my cav charged while stationary, and still beat them

>>167680787
my life is long and terrible right now

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>>167680535
>>167680653


You don't get to wear one of these without getting strange looks, for one.

>>167680868
long and perfect

>>167680868
Sounds to me like its mundane.
Just how we all are, its a fact of life laddie.

You want to go full crazy go join Foreign Legion or something.

I bet there's no anime in the warhammer universe, what's the fucking point then?

>>167680787
You can live pretty long in a lot of the Empire provinces. Averland is said to be relativly peaceful(which means more cults and other hidden threats I guess). Reikland has a strong military and they activly defend in the small towns and wreck beastmen shit. It's not totally grimdark. 10 million reiklanders doesn't die every second like some believe. You can probably live out your whole life without experiencing a big orc invasion.

>yfw Morghur doesn't actually reincarnate, it's just that Ariel is such a fucking slut every "incarnation" of Morghur fucks her and she gives birth to his(their) child.
>This is what truly makes Orion hate him(them), as he brings satisfaction to her that he never could

>>167681154
Americans please go back to bed

>>167681206
Your God is a cuck

>>167680950
>improve life by association with the french
suicide would be a greater improvement.

>>167681115
Gorbad Ironclaw, Grom the Paunch, Vlad von Carstein, the centuries of The Age of 3 Emperors, the Skaven war with the plagues that knocked out 75% of the Empire population over a thousand years before Franz, various Chaos invasions including the Nurglite EndTimes fun.

Ya naaaaah

>>167681537
Worked for Serbs.
Until they tried to coup the country.

>>167681639
Oh wow, things happened in a span of thousands of years.

The horror.

>>167681752
Serbs are the worst people on Earth.

>>167681639
And the empire always has 60000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 troops to hold against everything(except taking back Marienburg of course) despite this.

This wouldn't be possible if they didn't have long eras of relative peace. There woudn't be a fucking society like the one the Empire has without some long periods of "normalcy" in the majority of the Empire or any other human nation.

>>167681841
>what are muslims

>>167681537
There's barely any french in the foreign legion though, that's the point of it

>>167682020
People who know that they're scum and so less scum

>>167682020
>people

>>167682020
Nope, Serbs are worse. Europe could have had a golden age if the little fucks hadn't gotten so god damn butthurt over Austro-Hungary, that they shot the person that was most sympathetic to their cause in the establishment.

>>167681810
>>167681937

Is the best place to live as a peasant, undoubtedly. Is it any good, fuck no. You accidentally lock eyes with a witch hunter, you are dead. Live under an Imperial tyrant like the Von Draks, you get beheaded just to play it safe you MIGHT be up to something. Beastmen are always a thing and when shit goes south and it does, someone like Mikael Ludenhof is going to throw your ass under the bus (or minobus)

Empire is just a slightly lighter shade of grimdark and their politics are among the most retarded, in a wonderful way.

>>167682221
>Von Draks

More like von Dead.

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>>167682178
>WW1 wouldnt happen if Ferdinand wasnt shot

>>167682178
>World War 1 started with the assassination of the Arch-Duke
hmmmmmmmmm

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Can't wait till this gets releases :^)

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FUCKING WHEN?

>>167682350
>>167682451

Tomorrow

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>>167682178
>he thinks WWI happened because arch-cuck ferdinand got shot and not because european elites were competing for control over profitable colonies

>>167682334
>>167682318
>>167682616
Let's say you have a house that is dangerous, not up to code. A lot of people are working to fix it, to turn off the gas lines, shoring up the walls, and trying to take out the mold. They're not doing a great job of it, but they're fucking trying.

Then some asshole comes in with a molotov cocktail and chucks it in the house. The repair crew puts out the fire. That same asshole lights up some dynamite and chucks it in. The house explodes, and everyone gets mad at the member of the crew that takes a swing at the asshole literally blowing up the house.

You don't just shrug and say oh well, bound to happen, you can't blame that guy.

The arsonist was Serbia, the house was the Balkans, and preceding the shooting of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Serbs had been doing their best to kick up shit because they couldn't get over not being the biggest.

>>167682117
Its existence supports the existence of France though.

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>>167682741
>The arsonist was Serbia, the house was the Balkans, and preceding the shooting of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Serbs had been doing their best to kick up shit because they couldn't get over not being the biggest.

You fucking idiot. Whole thing started because Germans were surrounded from 3 sides and German High command was worried Ruskies will stop being retarded one day and modernize.

Also
>A-H wanted to keep its empire strong
>lets annex Bosnia
>what could possibly go wrong

>>167682918
delete this

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What year is this supposed to be anyway?1204?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuVEIVIf5bE

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=858213115

This map looks absolutely amazing.

>>167683127
Twelve twelve! It says in the title you bingbong

>>167682741
> Serbs had been doing their best to kick up shit
>KuKs sent unacceptable ultimatum to Serbia
>Serbs accepted everything
>what do we do now
>lets invade anyway

Croat pls

>>167683239
I first read that as Adolf Adventures and I'm a bit disapointed now

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>>167682451
>>167682350
Just give it up anon

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>>167683127
Looks okay i guess.

>>167683339
Maybe it did at some point,but it no longer does

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>>167683953

>>167683953
>Medieval Kingdoms Total War 1212 AD

>>167683003
Whatever the intentions of the participating parties may have been doesn't matter. What matters is what actually happened.

>The Serbian royal family is friendly to the Habsburgs
>Unacceptable
>Get brutally murdered by a conspiracy of military officers
>Made an international pariah due to this, further fueling the eternal Serb victimhood complex
>A few years later, A-H decides to annex Bosnia because Habsburgs have an EU4 player mentality (Which is retarded, but irrelevant at the moment)
>Serbs get pissed because they also want to paint the map
>Decide to make a terrorist group that runs rampant across the Austro-Hungarian empire.
>Smirk at every condemnation because big brother Russia will protect them.
>Arrange the murder of Franz Ferdinand and his wife because Serbs love killing royal families I guess.
>A-H demand Serbia to bring the assassins and their plotters to justice.
>Serbia "lol u mad"
>A-H have had enough.
>Give an ultimatum to a literal terrorist state on their borders.
>Serbia responds with whining to Russia.
>Dither.
>Eventually accept nearly all the points, with a great deal of whining and handwringing.
>Except for the point about allowing Austrian forces to police Serbia
>War were declared.
>In the face of the overwhelming criminality of Serbia and its actions, its unashamed praise of assassins killing innocent people, and its questionable claims, Serbia is granted all of the territory it asked for, and more.

>And then Serbia decided that THAT wasn't enough for it either.

Serbs are the worst.

>>167684487
>m-muh victim complex
>A-H did nothing wrong
>CNN tier fact wiggling
WW1 was bound to happen laddie, Balkans or no Balkans.

Actually maybe A-H shouldve attacked Italy too, seeing they shot Franz Josephs wife in 1898.
Good thing you werent a ruler though seeing Ruskies lost an ambassador in Turkey lately.

>>167684487
but at least they remove kebab

>>167685591
Not until other people do it for them

>>167683598
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE
555-Comeonnow

>>167685370
You the kind of guy to take money from the collection plate when it passes around because somebody else was bound to steal it anyway? Even if something is (supposedly) inevitable, blame should still be allotted to the person that fucking does it.

Oh, and the grasping at straws with Empress Elisabeth? You're going to ignore the fact that Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a state sponsored terrorist group, and Empress Elisabeth was killed by an anarchist?

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>>167664424
post comfy empires

Im bored
Post funny memes

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>>167685845
>he wants realistic HRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>167685990
And you are that guy who only looks for a provocation and not proper reason things happened.
>grasping at straws
>state sponsored terrorist group
If i recall correctly assassin was denounced by Serbia and in the end couple officers were put on trial during ww1 for secret society connections.
Ofcourse its easy to point fingers when you ask for a casus belli, isnt it?

>>167685993
Would be perfect if it included Anatolia for maximum comfy

>>167686045
"HRE was a mistake" - Charlemagne

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>>167686020

>>167686520
>bordering the eastern blobs
>comfy
ahah no.

>>167686643
I dont get it

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>>167686784
>(

>>167686830
no really, what does it mean?

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>>167686020

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>>167687091
It's Pepe. He bullies wojak as in that picture.

>>167686450
If you recalled correctly, you'd remember that the trials that Serbia put on for the assassins occurred AFTER the war started, and only when the prime minister got worried about their power. Gavrilo Princip, the murderer of Franz Ferdinand and his wife was reinterred in 1920 in Sarajevo as a hero. Serbians love murderers.

And yes, it is REMARKABLY easy to point fingers when there's an assassination and we know the organizers, the members, the perpetrators, and the chain of events. Talking about this smoke screen of "Well ANYTHING could have caused it" is bullshit wishy washy historical semantics that are dancing around the facts of what actually happened.

Are there any mods that make Warhammer's campaign harder while keeping the unit moral and stuff the same?

I'm tired of only being able to field two armies to their seven and have to deal with their incomprehensible moral bonus in battles. I'd like to be able to field a ton of armies and fight off a ton of their armies while having fun battles

>>167687469
anon...

>>167687469

>I'm tired of only being able to field two armies to their seven and have to deal with their incomprehensible moral bonus in battles. I'd like to be able to field a ton of armies and fight off a ton of their armies

Radious

Not even memeing, this is probably THE primary feature of Radious outside of the fan-fiction units.

>>167687469
yes, it's called "Normal difficulty"

>>167687464
>events. Talking about this smoke screen of "Well ANYTHING could have caused it" is bullshit wishy washy historical semantics that are dancing around the facts of what actually happened.

Meanwhile you are dancing on the fact A-H and Balkans was a backwater area to begin with.
You literally took out Germans, English, French and Russians out of the equation like they were all fine and dandy and not sabrerattling each other at all.
Its obvious you are either Magyar or Croat and that your own inferiority complex is spewing into a historical factual conversation here.

As i said you dont give a shit why anything happens, you only look at the spark that blew the lid off.

WW2 started over Danzig, didnt it now?
So why do we even bother with ANY fact before that happened, huh? Who gives two shits about annexation of Austria or Czechoslovakia partition, they didnt start the war.

>>167687932
There aren't enough enemy armies on "Normal Difficulty" is what I'm saying. I don't want to be gimped like they do on harder difficulties but I do want them to have that better economy like on harder difficulties.

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>suddenly "insufficient graphics memory"
>halfway through battles it freezes and lags and the audio gets all fucked
>tfw can't play TW:WH anymore

>>167688243
anon...

>>167688243
You want Shogun 2 campaign by the looks of it.

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>>167688354
>>167688354

>>167688243
Choose a lower battle difficulty.

>>167688594
Not him but the battle difficulty slider is bugged. You can change it but the modifier stays at the same level as your campaign difficulty.

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>>167659731
So uh, this is still happening.

>>167688141
Yes, I'm focusing on the Serbs now, because this entire debate all started over the statement regarding the fact that Serbs are a bunch of shitty assholes throughout history. The parallels with WW2 are outside of my interest. The actions of other countries are outside of my interest. My interest is on the inevitable spinelessness of Serbs unwilling to understand history. Online, Serb nationalists (What kind of asshole gave those idiots internet?) whine that they're being unfairly blamed for WW1.

To go back to my earlier analogy, the Balkans, and the overall diplomatic situation of pre world war one Europe, it was a house. A very dangerous house. A poorly made house. A house that would be criminal to live in. The people of Europe were keeping it, roughly, working. They were idiots, and ransacked the Ottoman Empire's stuff when the chance came- I guess in this case they tore the sprinkler system out and sold it for crack money.

So. Shitty house. But then some asshole came along, chucking rocks at it. That asshole is Serbia. When the thing came crashing down, they turn around and complain that they shouldn't have made that house so shitty.

Then the Serbs tear out the wiring to sell for crack money. And wonder why no one will invite them to parties.

To move on to your analogy about Danzig- let's say I said Germans are shit. You complaining about the Versailles Treaty, the rise of communism in the USSR, and the Great Depression would all be relevant in describing the situation that the war started in: but I keep saying, "Germany invaded Poland, starting WW2."

I'm not wrong. Bringing in every other little thing doesn't change the fact that Germany set off aggressions, and started the war. Serbia assassinated Franz Ferdinand, refused the ultimatum from A-H, and set off the war.

shut the fuck up about serbia already, no one care about the balkans anyway

>>167688141

This.

I'm a Croat, and IMHO, WW1 would've happened anyway - one way or another.

Serbs wanted it because they were butthurt over Bosnia.
A-H wanted it to get the Balkans.
Russia wanted to keep A-H away from Turkey (so she could gobble it instead)
Germany wanted it's Lebensraum - and the only way forward was East.
France wanted revenge for the 1870
UK wanted Germany not threatening it's overseas territories.
and Italy wanted her Historic Dalmatian Clay

Gavrilo was just a spark - the Nuke was set to blow a long time before.

>>167668983
FUCK
you got me

>>167689470
Imagine if Willy 2 was never born.

>>167689470
Even if it would have happened either way, that doesn't change the fact that Serbia started it.

"Hitler would have been such a nice leader if he hadn't killed all those people."

"Abraham Lincoln would have had a great time at the theater if he hadn't have been shot."

"Hillary Clinton would have been really happy if she had been president."

Stop arguing what might have happened, focus on what did happen.

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>>167689470
>Italy
>Historic
>Clay

>>167689248
>still blaming the nation because of diaspora nationalists going apeshit
>when Italians do it its only an anarchist, lets be reasonable there

And i really can bring as many things as i want on the table here. A-H was a nation on the edge of fragmenting with Magyars that didnt want to give any privileges to any other minorities. Ferdinand idea of federalized Balkans was a pipe dream that wouldnt be allowed by Magyars in the first place. Slavs were alienated by Bosnia takeover.
A-H in the whole was lagging behind whole Europe just like Russia was with no end in sight.

Meanwhile Germany was getting isolated from 3 sides and didnt want to lose only dependable ally they could get in Europe plus Russia was showing signs of progress. All it would take was one army reformer and Prussians would be outnumbered 3 to 1 when war started.
Brits were pissed because Wilhelm wanted big dick fleet. French were pissed because muh land. Russians were wanking on Poland and felt humiliated because Japs royally fucked them decade beforehand.

So once a HAPPENING well...happened Germans gave carte blanche to A-H.
A-H doesnt do anything for 3 weeks. Your heir gets assassinated and you keep quiet for 3 weeks?
Then Germans strong-arm them again into action and ultimatum pops up, Serbs accept it and A-H still attacks because ultimatum was designed to be rejected in the first place.

You are literally looking for a scapegoat because backwater Austria Hungary ended up in a fuckall feud between rest of European powers and lost everything.

>>167690229

Yes, yes, we know:
We had a WW1 because (by sheer chance) a Serb kicked off the first game of the International
Shooting Championship.
Happy?

Now shut the fuck up and kill your Gobbos.

>>167690536
Now look at ultimatum.


1. Suppress all publications which "incite hatred and contempt of the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy" and are "directed against its territorial integrity"
2.Dissolve the Serbian nationalist organisation Narodna Odbrana ("The People's Defense") and all other such societies in Serbia.
3.Eliminate without delay from schoolbooks and public documents all "propaganda against Austria-Hungary".
4.Remove from the Serbian military and civil administration all officers and functionaries whose names the Austro-Hungarian Government will provide.
5.Accept in Serbia "representatives of the Austro-Hungarian Government" for the "suppression of subversive movements".
6.Bring to trial all accessories to the Archduke's assassination and allow "Austro-Hungarian delegates" (law enforcement officers) to take part in the investigations.
7.Arrest Major Vojislav Tankosić and civil servant Milan Ciganović who were named as participants in the assassination plot.
8.Cease the cooperation of the Serbian authorities in the "traffic in arms and explosives across the frontier"; dismiss and punish the officials of Šabac and Loznica frontier service, "guilty of having assisted the perpetrators of the Sarajevo crime".
9.Provide "explanations" to the Austro-Hungarian Government regarding "Serbian officials" who have expressed themselves in interviews "in terms of hostility to the Austro-Hungarian Government".
10.Notify the Austro-Hungarian Government "without delay" of the execution of the measures comprised in the ultimatum.

So, let me get this clear.
>rewrite schoolbooks
>censor paper
>purge government
>dissolve all nationalist organizations in the state
>your government is going to be ran by people we send from now on

Would any of you anons ever accept such a thing as an independent nation?
And then its accepted except the part where Austrian officials control the whole country like a puppet. The insolence!

I wonder if anyone else will be getting some goodies for the Old World Patch

>WoC and Beasties are missing Lore of Shadows (and Bretonnia)

>Greenskins are missing a shit ton of characters

>A nice WElf adjustment

I really hope we are getting a little more than Bret stuff though that will be a lot of new content in itself

Also fuck this convo, not even /his/ related to TW let alone how boring it is

>>167689134


There is no one there, ONLY THE CACKLING OF THIRSTY GODS!

>>167690667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac

>>167690536
>>167691108
Jesus christ serbshit go back to wargame and shut the fuck up.

>>167691398
Prefer that they buff Kemmler and Gelt tbqh

>>167691398
You think we will get Skaven anytime soon?

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>>167691723
I feek that needs a fundamental change in the games magic system that we will not see until possibly the second game. I just don't see how you can make those 2 or any magic-based lord perform what they need to do with the current system in place. Wurzzag does alright as a magic lord but even then its not that great.

>>167691941
New race 2nd game, base. Maybe even the pre-order bait.

>>167692106
>second game
Wont that be in like 4+ years?
Id assume Medieval is next game theyre gonna remake?

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>>167690061
>no wagging willy

>>167692204
Fantasy and History have separate teams. #2 is already getting worked on, history will be a new setting apparently, not much more than that is known.

>>167692204
Warhammer has three standalone games planned that will apparently all fit together into one big game. I doubt we will see a historical title before they are all finished, but they are apparently working on both at the same time.

>>167690667
I'm satisfied. As long as somebody admits Serbs are shitters.

>>167692348
So basically they are going to outjew Paradox with DLC?

>>167688296
Try lowering the graphics, specifically anything to do with textures or unit details.


Worst case could either be a graphics card or ram issue.

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>>167680787
>be human
>go to norsca
>lift
>become a marauder
>lift some more
>become a warrior of chaos
>lift even more
>become chosen
>continue lifting with your /fit/ chosen bros
>boss of this gym, Archy the /fit/Chosen calls you and your bros
>kill everyone who's not /fit/

Sounds pretty comfy desu

>>167688296
I usually turn off the shadows first.

>>167692604
>Total cost for CK2 DLC: £178.70
>Total cost for TWW DLC as of now: £47.94
Unless you're counting the new games as DLC, I doubt it

>>167692604
Aside from the blood policy the DLC has been solid. WoC needs some better campaign implementation but have a solid roster for MP but was also the early adopter bonus and was clearly rushed as a production.

Over the course of the games there will be a lot of paid content and they always stick a piece of free shit beside it. With all the games getting connected together the shit you get will carry throughout the series.

Fortunately CA has been burned so bad in the past they are keeping on their toes and the DLC quality has been improving albiet some have a problem with the mini campaign tack-ons.

Overall people may bitch about DLC (comprising of 95% of steam negative reviews), but lo and behold people are buying it in record numbers anyway so who knows if the silent majority actually has a problem with it.

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>>167692779
>forever bound to the armor
>no free will
>belong to Chaos body and soul
Yeah...nah.
>>167692930
I count new games as Fall of the Samurai.
Unless they bring as much content its DLC.

>>167680083
Not him.

What's a good unit variety mod for AoC?
I just tried Age of Vikings. Unit roster was only slightly better than vanilla.

>>167692779
Need to skip the marauder step.
All marauders represent vikings, and are by very nature worthless cowards.

>>167693234
no free will, no free problems

>>167693234

I don't see how not having free will is a problem considering you don't have it IRl eithier.

>>167694243
>>167694483
Well if i for instance try to be cautious about by rapey and pillaging ways Chaos might as well turn me into a spawn.

Speaking of such things...this new Everchosen (Archaeon?) he is a half Norsk half Empire bastard right? Any other mixed breed characters in the fluff?

Did elves ever bang Brettonians?

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Rejoice! For a Knight of Bretonnia provides your shield.

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>>167687091
It means that life has no meaning and there is no meaning to getting a gf and that getting a gf is easy as long as you realize it is both pointless and impossible
In other words just get a waifu

>>167694679

Black orcs are Chaors/orc hybrids

Gnoblars are goblins who got fucked into being another race by ogres

Manfred is half dwarf(Presumably)

Azhag is half vampire

>>167695050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
>>167695179
H-how does Ogre bang a G-goblin.
Ive never seen Warhammer female goblin...

>>167695179

So greenskins are the Elves of Warhammer?

>>167695179
Sounds pretty tin hat

>>167694679
Half-Beastmen turing into ungors or the hornless bray. Ghorros Warhoof, the Sire of a Thousand Young was the embodiment of "If it's a hole its a goal".

>>167695179
this guy is memeing, but doing it well

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>>167695395
>Ghorros Warhoof

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Am I some kind of meme spouting reddit tier shitter if I want to try Radious for Warhammer? Playing it right now as the Empire, and the unit rosters seem pretty bare bones even by base Total War standards. From what I can tell, there are a few more Empire units hidden behind DLC, but not a lot. I feel like Radious' literal unit autism (MOUNTED BOMB NAGITANA NINJAS) fits a lot better with Warhammer than historical games, since everything is pretty wacko ridiculous anyways. Do other people use different unit expansion mods, or are you not really bothered by the roster sizes and I'm just subjectively autistic?

>>167695816

>Am I some kind of meme spouting reddit tier shitter if I want to try Radious for Warhammer?

Absolutely

>>167695816
When are we getting flying towers dlc?

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>>167695537
exactly, maybe one day he can be a Leggo hero or something

>>167695395

I totally forgot about beastmen, they have lots of half breeds too. Beastmen are infused with the power to rape men and have children with them.

Shadowgave refers to a beastmen born to a human mother, Morghur always comes from a human mother when he is reborn. Crowfather was born of a woman too. Harpies are the female version of shadowgave's That's why they are more human than other types of beastmen.

And you know those furry giants the beastmen have? yeah well Giants can actually have children with anyrace with a penis. THe originally got fucked to retardation by the ogres, but they also got fucked by followers of slaneesh(Chaos Giants) and Beastmen(furry Giants).

What's up with the Waystalker in battles, the guy should hit lords like a truck but he's always obstructed or doesn't seem to do much damage.

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>>167696048
>Centigor
>horse cock
Goddamn

We'll never be able to see six gors hold down a young Imperial State Soldier as a Ghorgan pierces his tiny asshole with its huge cock.

>>167696148
then move him into positions where he isn't obstructed. Also get the Arrow.

>>167696307
>oy hol the twolegged weakling down
>you gonna take it all da way, imperial boy
>buckle up

>>167693338

this one

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=576108597&searchtext=Age+Of+Charlemagne

>>167695816
>unit rosters seem pretty bare bones even by base Total War standards.
Nigga, you serious? I played Atilla today and this shit was way worse.

>be playing age of Charlememe
>be eternal anglo
>spear unit
>sword unit
>axe unit
>archer guys
>cavalry dudes
>javelin guys
>better versions of those units

Compare this to the least finished faction (CW)

>5 LL (some of them can be flying)
>heroes (can be flying)
>moral elite squad
>4 types of frontline infantry with different tiers
>4 types of cav
>a giant
>a shaggoth
>two types of trolls
>a squad of dragon ogres
>hellcannon
>manticore

Holy shit forest dragons melt super fast, is CA sure these guys are dragons? Guess not every Woodelf unit can be an Eternal Guard (dismounted sawn off crossbow)

>>167696307
>Cannibalistic Minotaurs who want to want to drown themselves in blood doing the sexual

wrong one m8 you need a Slaanbull for that, which we will never get

So, what are the odds of Bretonnia getting another hero?

>>167696896
It's gonna be green knight, we see him on the promotional art

>>167696831
>Slaanbull
explain

>>167696972

As a hero, not a lord?

>>167696985
A Slaanesh-dedicated Doombull, the following is ripped from lexicanum:

As with human Champions, a Doombull may swear allegiance to a single Chaos god, or worship them all with equal fervour, and this is often reflected in their appearance. Doombulls of Khorne, sometimes called Bloodbulls, often have red-tinged flesh and fur, and their horns are sheathed in heavy brass. The Plaguebulls of Nurgle are fetid, bloated creatures, with gargantuan stomachs filled with corpse gas, and ridden with poxes and boils. Slaanbulls, who worship the god of extravagance Slaanesh, decorate their bodies with many gory trophies, and jewellery looted from others is hammered into their bare flesh and hung on their horns. Most bizarre are the Tzaanbulls, dedicated to the Lord of Magic, Tzeentch. Their brightly patterned skin, wreaths of twisting horns and an aura of crackling Chaos energy mark them out from others of their kind.

The source they used for this was Warhammer Armies: Beasts of Chaos (6th Edition)

>>167696896
As long as they get at least 3 damsel options. Life, Beast and Heavens.

Maybe another if we're really lucky. but i won't hold my breath.

>>167697169
It makes a lot more sense.

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>>167696985
Slaanesh worshipping Doombull (Minotaur Lords)

Maybe you can dig out a conversion miniature somewhere of one.

>>167697169
We already know that they'll have three lords, and that TGK is not one of them.

Why do people keep not knowing this?

>>167696729
Forest dragons are for their wide area terror and their charge. Don't let them get tied down or focused down with arrow fire. but terror can shatter the opponent when used at the right time. bassically you want to send the dragon into the rear of a unit that is already is suffering moral problems.

If you want a monster that can get stuck in I'd go with treemen instead. or a unit that can hit and run the great eagle is better. You can always put your lord on a forest dragon, and then it makes it even better at doing an anti air and cav unit.

>>167697236
The tzaanbulls sounds cool with the brightly patterned skin.

>>167697393
>People are shocked at the Idea of ethereal heroes, even though belegar is already a thing. The green knight will just never be killable. but probably only appears at certain times or possibly just still woundable.

>>167697393

I know they have three lords, what I'm asking is if they'll get another agent.

>>167694679
>Did elves ever bang Brettonians?

Welves sometimes, yes.

>>167697525
You know what would be cool?
If we could put favors/marks on each units when we recruit them...they did that in Gothic Armada.

>>167697525
>>167697825

Ya they are pretty cool but the only hope is if that is a part of the Warhams 3: Chaos Gods Edition.

>>167696048
>not just Centigors owe familial debt to Ghorros

Implied horse cock rape.

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>>167680353
>ywn be a qt vampiress who owns a spoopy manor in Sylvania

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>>167695050


Rejoice! For a Fay Enchantress provides you with feet!

>>167698478
>tfw there will never be a mod that gives her a really tight dress
>tfw no Fay butt.

>>167698526
What the hell's your problem?

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>>167698194
Yes, thats how bray, some ungors, and the lower tiers of Beastmen society are made. Some even speculate there are harpies and giants that have a Ghorros bloodline essentially living out a monster girl harem decades before that became a thing.

Getting belligerently drunk, fighting from time to time and fucking anything with a fuckable orifice is a pretty decent way to live a life, praise Slaanesh.

>>167695050
>feudal lords take 90% of what you produce
>"gift" it back to you as subsistence rations
>peasants bred to be physically and mentally weak
>the smartest snap and become forest dwelling brigands

fuck yo shield

>>167698478
Why does she walk barefooted?

>>167699108
>TFW no daemonette gf