/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to touch Fernando's plume!

>No Maeve in OP pic

How can you fuck it up again?

>>167465438
we will see, but my bet is that it will not be affected by resilience

DELET THIS AND MAKE ANOTHER YOU DUMB OP!

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>>167465765
You must prove your worth to the nando. He will not let just any peasant fondle his plume.

>>167465959
Well, Trovald's ult is (you don't fly as far), so I don't see why her's wouldn't be effected.

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Does she dye or is it natural?

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Eighth for Ying is the cutest and most pure! THE CUTEST AND MOST PURE!

>>167465860
Because Maeve a shit.

>>167466337
I mean, that's true, but it doesn't change the fact she's the hip new thing.
It's only logical.

>>167466078
How should I prove myself worthy to him? Plentiful healing? Lots of damage?
I need to touch it, mayn. It looks so fluffy.

>>167466231
>inb4 someone posts the upper half of that image

>>167467249
Don't.

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>>167467464

>>167466205
I want to feel Maeve's thighs.

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Am I ready for ranked

>>167467745
you're going to get flamed for being gold regardless

>>167467745
>Not going ranked as soon as you got 12 champs on lvl 4
You sound like a pussy, mate

When are they releasing Sombra?

>It's another 15min que to get matched with literal first timers episode
This game really needs more good players

>>167467745
Which one of these is Pharah?

>>167466231
>cutest
Sorry Maeve is best girl now, you are old history Ying.

>>167470164
Fuck off, you thieving whore.

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Reminder to practice.

>>167466205
>DFC
>dem hips
Confirmed for best girl!

>>167470405
GUNSHOT BRIIIIIDE

i played against him
we had a platinum viktor and androxus
they let him go on a 25 killstreak

>Androxus on my team
>does literally nothing
>Androxus on enemy team
>Somehow seems to win 1v4 against my team while I'm left fighting alone on the objective
There's no peace from this evil, is there?

>>167470405
>hook 2.0

>>167470405
wait what

>>167470405
what software did you use
shadowplay?

>>167473778
Yeah, I use an old version of shadowplay.

>>167471949
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Now go toward it.

Season 1 when?

>>167477530
Fernando is my amigo.

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>>167477530
GLORY TO FERNANDO

ded

>>167474275
OB 44

>>167468384
>People still impressed with platinum border
>even if you get it from winning one game in ranked

>>167467745
>Fernando is lvl 15
You are a true amigo. And you are ready for the ranked.

>>167465628
I miss the days when picking Barik in tournaments wasn't a fucking joke and wasn't ending in terrible loss.

>>167473778
>>167473963
just use OBS Studio, it's the most efficient/ flexible free recording/ streaming software

>>167482861
Shadowplay is a lot less intensive and lets you record on the spot as opposed to obs that you'd need to be recording the whole time. I already use both anyway, but making webms is a lot easier just using shadowplay.

SICK MOVES

PTS WHEN?

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>>167465628

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Why is Maeve so CUTE?

>>167486914
same reason ying is
she's hungry for cocks

>>167486664
>generic dorfs but with guns

>>167486914
>>167487487
BUt meave is a boy

>Maeve conned johns by threatening them with being knife'd in the dick if they don't give her money and food
>Maeve probably was a rich kid/a princess and she either ran away from home/her parents died

>>167487496
>i-i-i-i-i-its a f-f-fantasy g-game
>d-d-d-dwarves are c-c-common..

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>>167486664
>Who is the engineer?

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>>167487773
>building on something and making it better
>blatantly copying something and making it worse

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>>167487929
>Torb
>Better than Engineer

>>167487929
>Torbjorn
>Better than Barik
Some of my friends don't even play Paladins and they WISH Torbjorn played like Barik, because of how much Torb sucks.

>>167488160
>friends don't even play Paladins
>they WISH Torbjorn played like Barik
Your ""friends"" are suffering from some horrible disabilities

>>167488341
Are you seriously gonna defend Torbjorn? That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

>>167488095
>>167488160
Pretty much. Overwatch does some great things like Pharah, but Torb and Bastion are just TF2 Engi and Heavy but less fun, stomp on newbs harder and are completely worthless in mid level play.

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>>167488414>>167488414
>Defending Torbjorn is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
>While you're defending a blatant bootleg
I can't be wasting my time responding to chimpanzees.
You're welcome for the bumps, as this is the most active this thread has been since the game came out, but I have better things to do.
Have fun getting watered down content from Overwatch months later

>>167488693
>While you're defending a blatant bootleg
>Torbjorn is a blatant rip-off of Engineer
Rlly makes you thnk

>>167488693
>watered down
given how hard overwatch has dropped the ball in almost every aspect I'm impressed you can say that with a straight face.
the correct term is improved.

What ELO is considered good in this game? I want to boost my low self-esteem.

>>167489548
4k+

t. 4350ish person

>>167489678
>t.
???

>>167489678
No fucking way. Are you talking about in-game MMR or paladins.guru?

>>167489548
4500 at least.
>tfw elo reset soon

>>167489802
Sorry didn't read properly, I mean the competitive rating you see when you click your profile in game

>>167489759
t. == as said by

>>167489826
I meant paladins.guru ELO. No interest in playing ranked.

wait people play this game?

>>167489929
i wouldn't call them people

Post em

>>167489929
Even more. Some of them even pay real money for ingame currency and cosmetics. Crazy mofos.

>>167490017
crazy what an extra chromosome does to a person

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>>167490002
vvgo

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>>167490002

>>167465628
We already have an Overwatch general going, no need to create a second one.

>>>167483815

>>167489905
1.7k+ is not-a-shitter tier
2k+ is good tier

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>>167490206
>>167490157
>>167490075
>>167490017
>>167489929

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>>167490206
>>167490157
>>167489929
Stay mad homes

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>>167490324
>cheating on a emma watson for a amy schumer

>>167490509
Anon, Amy is free. Free.

>>167488693
>>167490157
>Overwatch shills so pathetic and bored that they don't even play their own game any more and just spend their time shitposting

can you pause the pts download? I left it overnight and it downloaded up to patch 36

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>>167490002
the tragic story of a frontline/support main

>>167491429
Does Overwatch have that feature? If so then yes.

>>167491429
No.

You can, but you can't play on the regular until PTS is done

alternatively uninstall the PTS through hirez' thingamabobber it most definitely put on your desktop.

I dreamt I was Viktor and i was playing having fun and snuck behind enemy lines and barrage incoming their asses but i didn't kill anyone and the enemy vitor started shooting at me and he was so low on health but as I walked backwards I fell off the map and died and heard him say "he's dead"

>>167491640
(You)

How's the stagnation?

>>167491640
fuck off

>>167491640
...Because it's not an Overwatch thread? If anyone goes to the Overwatch thread and starts mentioning Paladins, you'll get the same result.

JEWBEAR, RELEASE THE PTS N O W

>>167491735
Applying logic to a functional retard is like trying to explain how an anti-vaxxer is wrong.

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>>167491698
>>167491708
>>167491735
Thread is dead as fuck until I mention Overwatch, thanks for the easiest (You)s of my life

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>>167491527
You're the truest of Victor mains. You know his flaws so well you recreate them perfectly in a first person dream.

>>167491813
>Thread is dead as fuck
>Americans are all either asleep or working graveyard shifts
>It's sunday as well, and valentines is coming up soon

Geez, I wonder why.

>>167491813
Can't buy that [skin you want] with (You)s.
The only currency you can exchange with (You)s is "I pretended to be a retard" points.

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>>167491851
>>It's sunday as well, and valentines is coming up soon
>implying you fedora tipping spics has a valentines date
>Americans are all either asleep or working graveyard shifts
and they all woke up when I posted about overwatch am I right

>>167491926
European.

Game, Set, Match.

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>>167491898
>He literally cannot stop responding

>>167491962
>Game, Set, Match.
Lmao tipping my fedora to you too my brother from another mother

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>>167491973
It takes what, 15 seconds to make a reply? If anything, you're helping the thread's cause by bumping it.

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>>167492034
>he's buttblasted for being btfo by anon
sure thing, kiddo

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>>167492101
>pointing out yuropoors exist = btfo
Shit's so weak it wasn't even worth quoting
>kiddo
m'lady

>Overwatch poster still posting
I cringe.

On topic, though. How balanced do you reckon Maeve will be? Dagger throw > Pounce > Dagger throw > Nine Lives > Pounce > Dagger throw then run away with Prowl. I'm worried and excited personally.

>>167492223
>cringe
hehe im 12 btw

>>167492223
Gonna do her job as a flanker just fine, probably. She's squishy, so there will be a high skill floor. Idiots will not be able to play as her at all.
>>167492258
Thanks for being part of the problem that ruined the word "cringe" for everyone.

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>thread made close to 10 hours ago
>110 posts
>over half of this is my shitposting and (You)s
epic general guys

>>167492223
I don't think she'll be any more overpowered than a good Buck or Evie player.

>>167492223
She'll be pretty strong but won't be as annoying as Evie in higher elo games. She's fast but easier to track.

>>167492223
well, i think that she will dominate higher tiers, yet be fucking useless in lower tiers. Just like Evie.

>>167492223
She is the new Evie, you chase after people, kill them, then run away.
Any champ that has a slow/cripple will kill her in 5 femtoseconds.

>>167492367
>Thanks for being part of the problem that ruined the word "cringe" for everyone.
You're quoting the wrong person, kiddo

>>167492418
I wonder if she'll be used in tournaments.

>>167492468
yes, i think so. a good maeve is a worse nightmare than a good evie

>>167492468
Yes.
Her ult is a huge advantage, especially if combo'd with a Skye/Bomb King/Ruckus ult.

>>167492468
>this game has tournaments
$10 prize pool hosted in the devs basement?

>>167492565
The combos will have to have perfect timing, really. If you know the map, you probably will not have any problems with skye/bomb king ults. Can make an argument about Ruckus, because he's a very long range.

@167492620
Don't you have something better to do than shitpost in a general for a game you don't even play?

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What would happen If an enemy Maeve and an enemy Torvald ulted at the same time?

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>>167492565
>Good Night + Big Guns
Holy shit that's terrifying because Ruckus usually needs to have cover from his allies to Big Guns but with Good Night, he can just do it from where ever he wants.

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>>167492706
>mad im bumping the thread
this is most active the thread's ever been, you should rejoice

>>167491527
Yung or Freud would have a field day with this one.
But did you buy aggression in your dream?

>>167492752
Not much different from if Torvald ulted alone. You still see enough before and during Maeve's ult to avoid or counter it.
>>167492826
Thanks for bumping the thread, buddy. It really shows your dedication to keep the thread alive. You're a real hero.

>>167492534
Not sure about this, while Maeve is mobile she isn't as mobile as Evie and is considerably easier to track.

Her ult will be very good in team fights though, maybe even better than Evie's

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>>167493090
Thanks, I'll surely be back for more

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I would like to take this moment to mention that PIP IS C U T E!

>>167493265
Furries belong in >>>/r/eddit

>>167493146
>easier to track
Yeah I suppose. When Evie Blinks or Soars, she's gone in an instant but Maeve at least has to run a little unless she uses her pounce defensively.
I'm looking forward to Wormhole being a legendary. Because it's a nerf-ish but I'm also interested to see what her other legendaries will be seeing as they'll have to be comparable to how good wormhole is.

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Did you know Maeve is 18?

>>167492752
Torvald would be less vulnerable, he would not be so easy to hook/stun/turn into chicken during his ult.

>>167494585
Lol sure she is.

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>>167493265
To bad his valentine googles look kinda cheap. Same with Viktor's eyepatch.

Holy shit, Grover is insane. Literally the Sha Lin/Kinessa counter.
>highest damage
>highest healing
Is there anything this tree can't do?

>>167496309
bring his mother back to life LOL

ded bread

>>167496309
He can't tank

>>167497065
>thread dies when the shitposter leaves
kinda sad

Who else thinks that the upcoming change to haven and blast shield won't matter and everyone will still grab them

>>167497065
no pts to talk about, and ob 42 isn't interesting after seeing ob 43...

>>167497212
Other choices are pretty trash so yeah

100 hours in and gonna try my first game of ranked. Wish me luck

>>167497391
I have 150 hours and I'm level 13 because I play only against bots

>>167497212
The point wasn't to make people not choose them it's just so that people would pick up the others when the situation needs it.

That said, I don't know if people would just suddenly pick the other cards when there are cards that gives damage reduction.

>>167497470
I used to be scared of playing against people but try it out sometime. Low elo players are dumber than bots. Ofc there's the chance of them being in your team instead of the enemy team but you can party up with people to make up for it.

>>167488693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPS4Qn0oU1I
WOW i can't believe this blatant Torbjorn ripoff

Anyone else keep getting Player Disconnected?

>>167497649
>Taking the bait.

Disappointed in you.

>>167497658
Yes.
"Player disconnected" "Unable to connect to Steam" "Unable to connect to server" "Connection interrupted" "NoConnectionResetV2A" "Lost connection to login and chat servers"

>>167497720
i know it is bait but i love shitposting about it every time i see a ow kiddie

>>167494585
*wink* *wink*

>>167497831
>ow kiddie
*tips fedora*

>>167494585
Where is this from?

>>167498089
are you the ow shitposter? keep bumping the thread!

>>167498157
Calling out idiots that give us a bad name makes me a shitposter?
Ok.

>>167492419
Slows don't affect your mobility skills though right? So that wont even matter. Plus she has a card that gives her lots of resistance to slow.

>>167494585
>Maeve is really two, 9 year olds in a trench coat, 1 riding the others shoulders.

>>167498229
>give us a bad name
how? it is not like i am shitposting in a general of a game i don't like

>>167498229
You can't talk to these people man, they're like kids with their console wars.

Everytime I try to play this game there's a 5 min queue and then someone quits and I have to wait 5 more mins and I alt+f4

>>167498348
>how?
By acting like an idiot with your "xD thanks the bump dumb ow kiddie" and your witch hunts.

>>167498383
I know, right? "Let's show how much better we are than this community by being just as bad"

>>167498576
even i you don't like it the constant paladins vs ow comparisons are what made this game so popular so i thanks the shitposters for bringing more attention to this game

>>167498313
>two 9 year olds
She would be taller then.
It's actually two toddlers.

>>167494585
>now please stop

What did she mean by this?

>>167497212
Most of the time Haven and Blast are the best option. Even if you make the green items cheap they still depend on the other players in the game and not just taking less damage period.

>>167498239
They do, unless those are abilities like Evie's blink.
Good luck surving after being hit with Pip's flask or Buck's net.

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>started downloading the pts 8 hours ago
>currently downloading 0b37

>>167499085
I don't recall slow hindering your skills at all, but even if it does it wont change much because shes so fast that hitting her with those attacks will be difficult. Plus I usually pick up resilience anyway.

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>>167494585
>post yfw she is not talking about her age

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SLUT

>>167499759
Skye is the purest slut.

>>167499759
I want heart pasties + thong skin.

>>167499759
I wish Skye wasn't so shit and boring to play so I could main her.

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>>167499759
>that absolute territory

>>167499494
In what shit country do You live in?
I live in a 3rd world country and downloading the PTS from ob35 till ob42 took me 2 hours.

>>167500073
Just wait until she fits into the meta :^)

Maybe the new skin will make it so like Ruckus' skin did.

>>167500085
my nigga

>>167500194
Argentina

>>167499494
OB43 PTS is still tomorrow right?

>>167500829
Yes

>>167500829
They say tomorrow so you should expect it on tuesday

>>167501150
Probably, yeah.

When does the patch drop though(supposedly)? Wednesday?

>>167499759
>Skye+Evie but better will be in the game
>we need to wait to Skye fit into the meta with a character that beats her in every way

>>167501268
Yeah wednesday

>>167499759
The jiggle tho.

>>167501447
>>167500354

Maybe her legendary cards are actually good. Although, making her viable would need changing more than one card.

>>167501659
The 100% refresh on kill seems pretty good. Also the bonus damage on stealth break one.

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>mfw new datamined info tomorrow

>>167501823
Its pointless. The only good skill she has is poison bolts which is only 4 sec CD so reset on kill is trash.

So the next next champ will be the thing that can manipulate ground and make walls and shit, right?

What if they gave someone else a Cripple to stop Maeve and Evie? Would people stop complaining then? Maybe Buck's tiny net.

>>167502269
Yes it can put down obelisks and a wall.

>>167502290
Think it'd be better if they cut the bs & adjusted Evie. Right now its ridiculous how much she can get away with.

>Jewbear was ready to drop the patch after the stream
>Delays it to Monday
What did the jew mean by this?

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Would you a Heartbreaker Skye?

How do I git gud with Maldingo? I can't hit shit with my basic attack.

>>167503082
Aim up when they're far away from you, throw your potion down, stun them, and they're dead.

I really want that blue skin for ying.
But I really don't want to gamble.

>>167503082
If you haven't got it already, get the card which lowers cooldown if you miss mending spirits.

>>167503348
well too bad then.

>>167502068
She'd have better survivability though since she can immediately smoke or stealth away after a kill.

>>167502290
>cripple red burn card
>now you can counter Evie and Maeve just like you can with Skye
>characters with no movement skills like Torvald and Tyra become more valuable
Y/N?

>>167504583
no

>>167504583
No, that's too strong against every single champ.

the base game is enjoyable but i am so fucking sick of the garbage match making.

i only have 100 hours and i suck but i absolutely carry the fuck out of my teammates in every single fucking match. i just started competitive 2 days ago and it's the same as casual. all of my teammates are stupid as fuck which makes it impossible to win.

is this inevitable because of the smaller pool of players or can hirez do something to fix this? i don't understand how the rating system works.

>>167504583
I wonder if something like a Nimble counter would work. Reduce movement speed of target hit by your basic attack by X/Y/Z for 1.5 seconds?

>>167504748
then give it a high cost and make it counterable with resilence

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>>167502945

>>167505094
that sounds kinda good. Maybe each 10%/20%/30%?

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>missed the last day of my daily login bonus
SON OF A BITCH.

>>167505406
30% is probably a bit too much. Maybe 3/6/9 or 5/10/15.

>>167502945
>>167505212
Childhood is liking Ying.
Being an adult is realizing Skye makes more sense.

>>167505513
kinda works.

>>167505430
Calm down, you can still buy gems to make up for it :^)

>>167505560
Childhood - Ying
Teen - Skye
Adult - Kinessa

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>>167505560
Other way around bro

>>167505880

>Childhood - Ying
>Teen - Skye
>Adult - Maeve

Fixed it for you

>>167506036
Come and take a seat over here

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>>167506013
>Even the child character mocks yingfags
Will they ever recover

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>>167499759
>>167499801
>>167502945
>>167505212
>>167505406
ROASTIES GET OUT
SKYE A SHIIIT
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>167506135
We need Ying x Maeve fanarts.
Now that Maeve is confirmed 18 y/o it's fine to do it.

>>167506191
draw it yourself
its something only you want to see

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>>167506036
This nigga gets it.
Maeve is olev.

So are ultimate cards replacing talents or are they separate?

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>Play Grohk
>Enemy Evie instakills me because I can't hit her with my death ray
>Enemy Evie keeps on spamming blink and soar till I'm dead
>Almost kill her
>She either heals with her blink/runs away

When will they release Maeve so I can fight cancer with more cancer?

>>167506706
when you git gud

>>167506689
legendary cards, and yes.
expect a lot of grind to get the one you want.

>>167506785
Fuck, I meant legendary cards. And yeah, I've already started grinding gold.

>>167506706
dude just ghost walk away lmao

No, seriously. Ghost Walk and get behind your tank. Since you're playing Grohk you shouldn't be that far away from your tank. Unless you're a shitter.

>>167506706
What are you doing away from your team?

>>167506953
What do I do if I don't have a tank?

>>167507012
Then don't play Grohk.

>>167507012
you don't pick Grohk

>>167506706
>He isn't master of lightning gun

But in reality big blue smurf buffed when. His heals are absolutely pathetic.

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>>167507012
You git gud. Or alternatively, you can be the Tank.

Finally I have an excuse to post this.

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One of Viktor's new skins just got leaked.

>>167507192
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>>167507192
laffed

>>167507192
seem pretty good, when is it released?

>>167507192
BEARAGE INCOMING!

Jafar or Baron Samedi skin for Mal'Damba when?

>>167507192
finally vik dresses up as the average paladins player

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>>167507192
I sure hope they don´t overdo it with meme skins. Just give me some that actually look good.

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>>167507192
I can actually see this in the game. Remember, it's Hi-rez we talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xeq9l7DNY

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>>167507506
You motherfucker. It's a terrible pun and yet I'm laughing like a retard here. I need to sleep.

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>>167507174
At least Makoa tried to help with the objective.

>>167507619
Is SMITE a dead meme factory ?

how do i get gud with androxous

>>167507846
Don't miss your headshots.

>>167507792
Yea you definitely need sleep because nothing about that was funny and only some stupid fucking normalfag redditor would laugh at it.

>>167507846
shoot people

>>167507846
Use dash in the fight, not INTO the fight.

>>167507846

Get the cards that heal when dashing, +3 ammo when using reversal and dashing, and the on that resets dashes when hitting with reversal

Learn to use reversal and dash all over your opponents to throw them off while killing them

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Does rapid sustain affect Life rip and others lifesteals gained from cards?

>>167509383
I heard it does.

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>tfw you outheal enemy damage while doing damage

>>167509567
It would be nice if not for Cauterize.

Is spamming Grumpy Bombs with Bomb Kang the most essential thing, or are people declaring you for being a shitter for doing that?

>>167509674
Its geared for 1vs1, which is Buck's job anyway, actually being able to bully Evie off you is a blessing, also you can literally outheal most tank's damage.

>>167509921
Grumpy is the most broken CC ability in the game and you'd be a dummy for not spamming it.

Childhood is liking Skye.
Being a teenager is preferring Ying.
Being an adult is realizing Grover makes more sense.

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Drogoz has a sexy tail

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>>167510176
Well, being an adult is usually when you start branching out.

>>167510351
but you can also return to your roots

>>167510287
How did he get those rings over his tail?

>>167510535
I can't be-leaf you're turning this around on me.

>>167507619
Nearly every skin with a meme/kawaii factor to it has been genetically modified to cause as much butthurt as possible.

Like legit, every weeb skin is just horridly voiced, looks like vomit and is specifically made to have taunts and jokes that you can spam and break your opponents motivation to play.

>>167510782
i'm kinda blunt about that

>>167510535
Grover was really exciting my morning wood

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>>167510739
who knows, magic maybe?

Point is tho, Drogoz's tail is an amazing tail

>>167510990
you reply felt not organic, kinda wooden

>>167511172
A tail that only a cute dragon lizard would have

>>167511175
Really? I thought it was kind of stump

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>>167510287
HiRez agrees.

>>167511394
justleaf

>>167511412
She wants the bad dragon.

Childhood is liking Ying.
Being a teenager is preffering Skye.
Being an adult is realizing that 'Nando is best girl.

>>167510981
>>167510990
>>167511394
Stop. Stop, for the love of God.
You're not even making them appropriate words. If you wanted to be knotty about it you should have thought a little harder about arrangement and maybe tree types. Just bough out and before you lumber into punnery.

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>>167511714
the only correct answer

>>167511751
dont bark your bullshit at me

>>167511714
Nando is best amigo.

>>167512206
You son of a beech, I don't see how you think any of this is oak-ay.

>>167511714
>Liking a hyper narcissistic person

>>167512538
>recognizes his spanish hotness
>narcissistic

nah dude, just realistic

I want to marry Maeve and treat her like a princess!

Okay the pts is finally downloading 0b42, this is the last one right?

Finally I'll be ready for 0b43 and maeve!

>>167513805
Yes, tomorrow OB43 is released on PTS, if Jewbear doesn't delay it again.

What would be the best way to play Maeve as?
Should she be used like Evie, or more like Skye?

>>167470028
The lizard.

>>167514930
Like Evie, standing still is forbidden.

>>167514930
My best guess would be: Prowl in > knives > Pounce > knives > Nine Lives > knives > Pounce > knives > Prowl out > repeat. Prowling/pouncing out done earlier if you're in danger or already killed your target.

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>>167515119
>lizard

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>>167465628
survival mode when?!?!?!?
i'm tired of the selfish pricks that never pick a support or a tank and pick Kinessa/Skye instead

Which server has more shitters, EU or US?

>>167516487
Depends on the time you play I guess.
Before 6 PM/After 11 PM in either time zones is dodgy.

>>167515835

>3 tank-2 sup no-fun eternal-games meta in survival

pls no, everything but that

>>167516686
And any time during weekends. At least from my experience that's when things get real bad. EU here btw

>>167515835
>Implying Survival Mode wouldn't be entirely populated by high mobility flanks and damages who turn tail and run away from danger, leaving tank and support to get eaten

>>167516957
Isn't there a killer fog slowly closing in on the point in Survival mode? I don't think running away will be an option for long.

>>167516957
i am counting on that i want these fucks away from siege and payload

NA qualifiers are on, get your idle in for HRX droprates.

>>167518618
I didn't get anything from HRX so fuck them and their broken shitty system giving 10+ chests to the same person

>>167519946
I got 600+ crystals :)

>>167518618
I only got a single chest, but loads of crystals last HRX.

Watching pros playing Aladdin is always fun, but he is always the most boring shit when i try.

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>>167518618
I don't have a twitch account.
This promotions are meaningless to me.

What's a good fernando? Should I just stay on the point with my shield up and pray my team can kill them before they kill me?

>>167520608
Any chance to get crystals at least deserves a mention, s'all.

>>167520653
Fireballs are your friend

>>167519946
Got 1100 Crystals and Digital Loot Pack
:^)

>>167520815
That's true. Just because one person doesn't want to make a burner email to sign up for a service he'll never use doesn't mean it shouldn't be mentioned.

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>>167520608
THATS NOT A DONUT YOU FUCK

>>167520902
Looks like a traditional jelly donut to me.

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>>167520902

>>167521120
>167521120
How is onigiri anyways?

>>167521693
Probably like rice and seaweed, unless you put plums or something inside it.

How do you apply for the twitch giveaway? just sit in chat?

>>167521871
Link your Hi rez account with your twitch account and then just wait. Hirez lootbot will whisper you that you got something

Torvald in a tourney. Now I've seen everything.

I wish we could see who is alive and who is dead like that during games.

That Poppy Bomb.

>>167522790
What about it, Jimbo?

>>167522902
Bomg King throwing himself into the water.

nice servers

>>167510739
>>167511172
he put the on when he was just a hatchling and now he just can't get them off
they jingle like coins in a pocket when he wags his tail and he loves the sound so that's why he loves gold so much

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Is Maeve the best girl of Paladins?

>>167523447
He literally put a gold crown on there as well, so of course he would be all about that gold and treasure

>>167523860
she's the most likely to get pregnant because she's in heat

>>167523860
She is the closest thing a cute loli, so probably yes.

>>167524031
DON'T SEXUALIZE THE LITTLE GIRL

>>167523860
I like her BLACKED ultimate.

>>167524150
>little girl
>18 year old cat
most cats don't even live that long, she's on the way out as is

>>167523860
That's not Makoa.

>>167524370
>18 year old
She looks like she's 8~10, how is she 18?
Did Jewbear say her age?

>>167524562
>>167494585

>>167524562
Someone probably talked about how much they wanted to fuck Maeve's kid pussy in their discord

Now that we are done with explosions I have a question, who would you rather to hug, bomb king or plushy makoa?

>>167524767
>implying the discord hasn't been dead for months now

>>167525028
Tough choice. Plushy Makoa is soft and cuddly, but on the other hand, I want to bend the knee to the Bomb King.

>>167525028
Plushy Makoa because he is the softest.
Bomb King is a crazy robot that might blow you up.

>>167525028
why not both?

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>>167525028
This goofball.

>>167525028
Try to initiate a group hug with both of them?

>>167525028
But what would happen if Bomb King and Plushie Makoa hugged each other?

>Torvald turns out to be good with a team that doesn't drool on their fajitas or spam BR>GOD

>The first thing everyone screams is "NERF TORVALD" like he isn't required to be able to help, and be helped by his team constantly because of his lack of mobility

Gotta love me some of that retarded LoL tier salt.

Smidgens as Grover.
cool

>1 person in twitch chat shitposts overwatch
>whole chat turns to shit defending paladins
>again
>3 mods cant even control it
i love paladins but why do you guys go into an autistic fit when someone mentions ow?

>>167526682
mexicano here you murricans are also retarded in lower tiers
i kr coz you guys write fast, too much talk no kills
>pick tank
>be on point
> team proceed to die too much and not kill
>complain in chat all salty

as i said you guys can be p retarded