/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

People never show up to my parties.

>>167393696
Are you inviting the right guests? Who's your headline act? If you invite the right person, the rest will follow

>>167393786
Who are the right people?
How do I party?

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>>167393621
TIM

HORTONNSSSS

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>>167394145
>tfw 0 for 3 on roll up the rim

POST PLAYERS ON YOUR PERMANENT SHITLIST

>DUNSEL HORDON
>THAT NIGGER WARDEN FROM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO WHO WAS A GREY AND KEPT TRYING TO ORDER PEOPLE AROUND, THEN CALLED ROGUE BORGS WHEN NO ONE LISTENED TO HIM
>KOLTON HUNT
>BILL HUDSON
>MORENA
>EMILIA

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>>167394274
A V A D A

>>167394274
Gus.

Unban me

>>167394274
Rin

>>167394274
Emilia did nothing wrong

>>167394706
I want Emilia to ban me!

>>167394730
Sure, whats your Ckey?

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That was fun as fuck. I know it went kinda poorly, but goddamn if xeno hunting squads weren't badass.

weld vents

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AI is too stressful, watching it all go to hell and being able to do minimal about it.

>xenos can buckle you to a chair
>cant pick up a toolbox

what

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>pictured; your average surgery table in a xeno round
>not pictured: the mounds of blood and piled up tools around the table

>>167395091
alright, how many larva did you get to pull out of a single person?

>>167395091
I made adv. tools for surgery but xenos kinda locked us down in sci but got in eventally becuase someone forgot to weld toxins.

>>167395025
The music was a really nice touch. It was almost scarier crawling through maintenance with the music playing, looking for the nest(s). Especially when the comms were down.

How was the shuttle? Was it fine or fucked? I got out via a pod.

>tfw couldn't finish my R-UST

>>167395151
i think the max was only like two from any one person
playing med on xenos is actually kinda intense if both sides are competent

>>167392675
It's meme-tier with 0 RP, granted I'm all for Light RP, as in roleplay if you want, don't if you don't feel like it, just don't go lololololol im guna end this round with 1 last rev head kill.
I don't care about validhunting in general- I think you should be allowed to do so so long as you don't metagame it hard- but if the whole station is doing it, it can get a pretty extreme for either side very quickly, and everyone there wants dat xXepicXx moment.
Other than that, they're a scapegoat for some sniveling fuckwits here.

>>167394706
>tfw you will never watch Surfer and Avada cuck Emilia with eachother

Is a RUST just supposed to hook up to the hot loop of the TEG?

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Am I unbanned yet

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>Xenos are sighted, grab a welder/flamethrower and head into the tunnels
>Discover shit in atmos, cut it all away
>Forget to turn off my welder when refilling it

>Wake up in Medbay, grab my shit, resume hunt
>Find another nest in xenobio
>Actually robust player with a gun does most of the heavy lifting
>Somehow I die again, and get dragged to medbay

>Ran out of plasma tanks, decide to take one from the SME room
>Before I even get there my chest skin starts burning off
>Drag my ass back to Medbay myself this time before I succumb to my injuries, almost dying en route
>Tend to wounds, leave as xenos break in and start chasing people
>Go back to Engineering
>Decide fuck it, the shuttle is probably infested to hell
>Brave the oven to get to the engy pod
>Slowly roast on the way home

>Survive the ride, copilot breaks the pod window
>Leave pod, get shot by some security shitter
>Rush of air knocks the security shitter and myself over
>Copilot grabs sec gun, and shoots him a bunch of times
>Copilot helps me up, sec still lying on the ground
>I roast, copilot shoots
That was a really fun round. Bit slow to start, but man did it rev up in the end.

>>167395315
Is that why south engineering was pic related?

Hey, it's me Nuklear.

I was just wondering i-if you could delete this thread.

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>>167394274

>>167396872
that ayyy is cute

Gamepad support when?

no human pull off the atrocities felicity had committed that round

>>167399162
could, even

whoops

>>167399162
what hapen

>>167399162

At least we never ran out of power!

>>167399307
This will not be forgotten! Cats are for petting not for using as AME fuel!

>>167399162

I want Felicity to go to prison for animal cruelty, holy shit!

>>167399162
>he doesn't remember the round where felicity was ling and went full dominatrix about it

>>167399162
strongly considering a ban request

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Looking forward to your future admins?

>>167401257
>celt
hes great at telling you the exact opposite of what you should do

>>167401257
This is truly the worst timeline

>>167402787
The worst timeline started when sawbones became admin
Do as I have and separate yourself from this timeline

>>167401257
Who is this semen demon?

>>167403009
We just have to accept that the server is run by someone extremely loose when it comes to rules and who will admin anyone who is good enough at getting into their pants

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>my retard thrown together mix winds up saving my own life twice
>i successfully take down a xeno
>my colleague and I alternate prying high speed embryo removal surgery with borgs ready to open fire on us if we pop
>the mechanic's insane expanded medbay in the lobby saves my life after I'd considered having him arrested for it at the start of the round
>HoP was a vampire and was completely harmless
>batshit insane Warden who asked me to help him cum wound up being smart enough to decipher the HoP's assassination attempt
>the HoP tried to assassinate himself and nearly got Felicity jailed for it but it was just pranks
>we go Code Red and had a shitton of combat borgs
>the mechanic, the HoP, the other doc, and me all managed to survive and make it to CentComm
I haven't had a round that fun in months. I love all of you so much.

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>lagging
>Oh hey, it's deadpop anyway, i shouldn't worry mu--
>YOU ARE THE HOP VAMP
>fumble around whole round
>maybe i can frame someone for nothing, that's always fun
>fuck up framing, everyone is too nice to frame anyway
>come clean to crew
>get fucked by wiz
>get revived
>Total blood accumulated: 0

>>167403112
I wanted to give you sanctuary on my mining colony. ;_;
ah well, at least we liquefied that clown.

>>167401257
>Probe responding to every trialmin application

I thought he wasn't admin anymore

>>167403145
Only good thing i did that round. Why can't vamps drink gibs?

>>167403145
>mining
Oh fuck I forgot to add

>>167403105
>watched the Clown get shuttlegibbed in front of me when he tried to break into the mining dock that i was stuck in

>it was VampXenoWizstended

I feel bad about going full combat borg on xenos but they hit that code red button so FAST I had no choice.

>>167403112

>tfw you could've killed and succed me in front of the xeno nest and blamed it on xenos but then the AI screamed that you shot me

Having lots of silicons on lowpop is pretty terrible. I don't blame you for not doing too well. At least I managed to build a nice little shanty town in maint.

>>167403359
I thought about it, but i really didn't want to. It would be straight up disrespectful to murder a space hobo.

>>167403425

>It would be straight up disrespectful to murder a space hobo.

Plus hobo blood tastes horrible to vampires, if VtM is to be believed.

How many previously banned admins do you reckon we'll have by 2018

>>167389854
Autism Waifus are the absolute best!
>tfw you will never make your waifu cry by destroying her autism project and calling it shit
>to afterwards calling her cute and that she belongs home being your cute housewife

>>167404132
this is the worst thing i've read in about a month
why are you like this

Can someone lift my self requested perma ban?

My ckey is morena

>>167404541
go away morona

>>167404313
It cant be contained!

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who voted for the ugly ass disjointed bluespace crystal sprite rather than silky smooth flat bluespace

>HoS joins at shuttle call
>stuns me walking out of security, cuffs me, puts me in a locker, welds it
>tries to weld the pod doors before realizing he's retarded
>AI calling him a retard the whole time
>"muh safety"
>somehow gets killed
>has the audacity to pray to admins to heal his body after the shuttle departed

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>day 3, test server still broken. losing hope.

>>167406002
we should just remove the test server :^)

>>167405952
What a fucking idiot. Watching him do whatever the fuck he was doing was honestly painful, i wish i could doorcrush him.

>>167406562
Watching him try to weld pod doors for 30 seconds because 3 layers of restraint weren't enough was almost hilarious

What are you getting your waifu for Valentine's day anon?

>>167404132

I want to bully her so badly now!

>>167405952
>>167406562
>>167406654
[04:47:06]ADMIN: (skarde/) started the game as a Head of Security.

He was an admin, lel.

>>167406752
Anon... that means an admin is notified of it happening, not that he's an admin. It happens for every job and every player.

>>167406752
Don't think that's how admin logs work

They show when people join as specific high power roles, so that they can be monitored for autism

shame there were no admins that round

>>167406752
???

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13814

C-c-c-count with me.
1. Glass of champagne for me
2. Glass of champagne for you
3. Now, do the Rolex Sweep
Do the Rolex Sweep.

>>167407910
Morena it's time to stop.

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>>167407112

>>167408041
RARI WORKOUT
DO IT LEFT DO IT RIGHT
DO IT DAY DO IT NIGHT
DON'T WAIT FOR THE GYM DO IT ON SITE
BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP!

>>167407910
>>167408190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo

>>167408365
MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO

>>167408365
You're getting way too big for your boots.
You're never too big for the boot.
I got the big size toes on my feet.
Your face aint big for my boot.

Yclat here, remember that if you approve of peacekeeper borgs you approve us literally becoming TG

pjb here, if you disagree with any pr I make its because you're retarded and just a thread shitposter that can't code.

>>167409549
what if we disagree because you are, like all the shitcoders before you, just porting a dead servers "features" to fix issues that dont actually exist?

Alternatively what if we disagree with you for advertising our server on Reddit all the time?

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I want to bully a waifu

how do you make new pill bottles?

>>167410474
autolathe

how the FUCK did the server got so shit these last months?

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>>167394274
>tfw not on the list

>>167394274
(You)

I wish round start obesity wasn't so easy to get rid of, even without lipozene
It's hard being a fat man

someone post when the round is over

please

Post songs you want on the jukebox.

>>167411421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scjy-jQWTQU

>>167410862
shitter safari finally over

>>167411824
>extended

should be removed

>>167410595
what you're talking about, specifically?

>>167411941

Extended should become the only game mode for one week every year

>>167411941
What should be removed is shitters like you, bill

>>167412004
kek

im not bill pls dont bannu me1

>>167412056
Can you just go back to whichever shithole you came from, retard?

>>167406752
>>167405952
>>167406562
>>167406654
Literally one round after
>Less than a week after coming off a perma, did the following as a nonantag virologist during extended: Forced a "beneficial" virus on the crew via blood splashing/injections(screaming, headache, telepathy, and babel). While on its own questionable, he then tried to retaliate to the sec officer arresting them by launching a polyacid syringe. When he was finally arrested and brought to perma by a sec officer who had enough of their shit, tried to telepathic message the captain to kill the arresting officer, ahelped about not being given a fair trial. Unbanning you was clearly a mistake, your mountain of awful notes and bans on your other account haven't changed you a bit.

>>167412198
no pls ineed to flee from hippie we just converted ur codebase xD

I can't help but notice Garrus is still talking in OOC despite recalling shuttle twice from bomb test site, stealing captains shit including his laser, trying to escape perma and then playing it off pretending to be a nigger.

>>167412290

I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIS VIRO SHITTERY PROBE

I WARNED YOU DOG

>>167412290
>>167412690
>ALSO job ban evaded(both his head AND sec bans from winteremperor) by joining in as HoS on this account. Absolutely fucking awful
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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>>167401257
this is standard operating procedure among most servers
and since we now hold ourselves to other servers' standards because "we're not inclusive enough" it probably isn't going to get any better
you let this happen

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Coming soon, to a station near you.

>>167414185
What's the difference?

>>167414321
The color.

>>167414185
And this is?

>>167414417
The new color-scheme for secborgs.

>two round start borgs go security
>see THAT borg chasis
>immediately know it's a shitter
What's it's name?

>>167414470
Godammit
What is the fucking point?

>>167414484
Mischief makers
everytime

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>>167414185
Just fucking get rid of them already. Rip the bandaid off and call it a day. The precedent that silicons have to be active, omniscient law-enforcement doesn't add anything positive to the game.

>>167414579

blue is a nice color


distinguishes them from regular sec I guess?

also makes it so you can't call yourself a rouge borg anymore

What's the temperature at which xenos take damage while vent crawling?

>>167414579
Comes with a renaming to peacekeeper as well.
Many new players misunderstand the purpose of sec borgs, because of the name.
This removes that misunderstanding.
The color scheme is ass though.

>>167409849
objectively wrong

>>167414746
it doesn't remove anything
nobody comes in from (third world videogame) and thinks HMMM ROBOTS LET'S GIVE IT A TRY
the people who play sec borgs play them because they know they get to be big old coolface rusemen and shoot a taser around not because GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ROBBITS SURE ARE SWELL!

>>167414579
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/27

>>167414992
>2015

>>167414992
That poll is from 2015

>>167396287
Nope, I always autism to the left of the solars near engineering.

>>167414986
There are actually people who completely misunderstand secborgs. Your fantasy scenario doesn't apply to most people.

>>167414992
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/19
we're populists guys we swear
I'm not bitter about my two year old rejected pull request what are you a hippie shitposter

>>167414746
That's retarded. New players don't even play cyborg, that's not an excuse to copy stupid shit from TG. If they actually think that a secborg is meant to go full space law, they'd be in trouble playing any module anyway.

Why is it always a dutch bringing his stupid ideas or fucking the codebase up?

>>167415069
>>167415114
this only means that they took too much time to change it.

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>>167415232
Okay, since we're a democracy now.

BAY DAY WHEN

>>167415232
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/23

med rp when?

>>167415232
no this means that it was a bad idea that got thrown out after actual prolonged discussion
kind of like the entire concept of security borgs on every other server

>>167415470
>every other server does [reddit stupid shit]
Do I really need to quote my mom here?

where do you find plastic?

>>167415669
Some in the mechanic room at roundstart. Rush there if you're an engiborg or MoMMI

>>167415740
any ideas mid round?

how do you normally make it?

>>167415785
Run around
See those little plastic flaps, often at the back of departments?
Melt those little shits
Also bug botany

>>167415785
grow plasticium or something in botany and mix it with polyacid to get plastic sheets.

>>167415785
Mix plasticide from botany with polyacid for plastic sheets.

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>>167393621
LMAO SERVER BTFO

I BILL HUDSON SINGLE HANDEDLY KILELD THE ENTIRE SERVER

I AM 3L1T3 GET FUCKING OWNED PUBBIES

I KILLED WHAT LIKE 30 PEOPLE? LMAO GET GUD FAGGOTS.

HH 1488

>>167415841
>plasmaflood

>>167415841
I can't tell if this is a false flag or not, it seems likely but people who plasmaflood legitimately do think like this

>>167415841
what did he mean by this?

>>167412374
And the round afterwards he goes for the classic plasmafire and subvert, continuously recalling the shuttle until admins give him a shred of attention

this is someone very clearly desperate for any acknowledgement whatsoever, and given he was banned for this kind of dumb shit already, I'm surprised he is even here

>>167415841
it's not really that impressive Tbh, it's basically babby's first escape alone

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>>167415562
>if you don't like (thinly veiled excuse to act like a faggot and not get in trouble) then you're (scapegoat webzone)
not really no

>>167415813
>>167415829
>>167415830
thanks guys

>>167415785
plastellium mushrooms can be grown, then you grind them and add polyacid to obtain plastic.
also, borgs and mommis can scan it with their material synthesizer to print it.

>>167414185
I like the color. Reminds me of tachikoma.

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>>167416197

SNOWFLAKE POLICE, RECORDS AND FLAVOR TEXT PLEASE

>>167416395
I really like Reica Carter's medical records.

>>167417256
what are they

>>167417318
They describe how many times I've gotten her pregnant

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>Be me
>Rebased hippie
>Roll ling as scientist
>Nice.png
>Hatch a plan to use swap body on captain and assume identity
>Bait captain into R&D
>Try to stun with prod
>He's teleported out of the way
>Fucker has reactive armor
>He activates it for the entire fucking duration of the entire thing
>Try to stun more
>Fail
>Eventually manage to stun and cuff
>Drag him into misc lab
>RD was in Xenobio and autismforted it, he never got outside
>About to stab captain with proboscis
>He uncuffs
>He attempted to remove the cuffs all the time it took to ready up the proboscis
>He gets up
>Tases me
>Lasers me
>Die
>Become salty in deadchat
>Captain did not rush for incinerator straight away
>Regenerate
>Just in time to be cremated
>Puts me into incinerator
>Immediately get out
>Containers cannot hold cuffed people
>Run around Chapel
>No one even came around
>Captain wastes all tasers and his antique on me, missing every shot
>Eventually get my genomes reassembled and melt off the restraints
>Chases me out of chapel into Escapes
>Fails to telebaton me
>Disarm him
>Get his telebaton
>Try to hit him
>Fucker uses reactive armor again
>Gets teleported into Chapel
>Try to down him again
>Gets spaced
>Teleports back into the station
>Go through his teles
>Portals eventually lead back into chapel
>Try to disarm him again
>He gets spaced
>He doesn't go through his portal
>Walks around in space trying to activate his handtele and fail
>Evolve space suit
>Go into space
>He's dead
>Absorb him
>Steal every single thing he has, change my identity and throw his husked body into space
>Sneak in HoS' office to implant myself
>Great success
>Fuck around in the station for most of the round and kill a traitor who momentarily killed me with a traitor poison
>Managed to fool even the resident veteran powergamer
>Acted like a mediocre and helpful captain for the rest of the round until server crashed

>>167417318
Her metal legs are actually part of a sponsorship from some start up tech company. She cut her normal legs off and got those for the money shed be paid for it.

>>167417432
>leaving a cuffed person unattended

>>167418103
I was in the process of absorbing him and the time required to absorb was longer than the time required to break cuffs

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>bay

I just want to apologize to that poor virologist. You stood no chance. I'm sorry.

>>167418249
That's kinda neat actually

>>167418249
Pretty neat, makes it easier to hide who you are over comms by hiding your ID

>>167418249
That's kinda neat.

>>167418249
Hey, seems neat.

>>167418249
I think this actually makes sense and works for Bay, my only problem with it is that everyone that isn't a latestarter should already know the names of their coworkers. But this definitely works too, and is probably better for the atmosphere that they've got going on over there.

>>167418215
No it's not. Para sting lasts long enough ffor you to absorb. cuffs are two minutes, if you can't absorb in two minutes you're new

>>167418249
Yeah this is the first time working on this station and I've never met anyone

every

shift

>>167418249
That's interesting but still would be shit. What would be interesting is not knowing anyones names unless they are wearing their IDs

>>167418249
N E A T
E
A
T

>>167418342
>>167418346
>>167418349
neatmind

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>>167418249
Pls no i have a problem remembering who people are anyway.

>>167418342
>>167418346
>>167418349
>>167418398
>50+ Unknowns speaking over the radio every single round
>"neat"

>>167418689
Now I'm no professional, but I'm sure the voices will have unique IDs so everyone doesn't blend together

it's still a stupid shit idea and I hate it, but they aren't that dumb, right?

>>167418417
there was no para sting involved

>>167418249
Wow that's retarded
Too bad their code and playerbase is dead too so wasted
They still have broken borers and their vox are only antag too you know?

>>167418913
>their vox are only antag too you know?

And this is bad how?

>>167418249
Dis is dum

>>167418963
>he thinks human traders are a good thing

>>167419064
god bless you pomf

I don't think i've ever seen a fat clown
It makes me kind of sad

>>167419064
Yeah, anything that's good for roleplay would be dumb to the owner of a 70 pop hippie server.

>>167419064
Pomf I have a list of people who play on bay on occasion, can I send it to you so you can ban them all?

>>167419305
No
>>167419293
There's good for roleplay then there's tedium. Guess which one this is senpai.

>>167419401
>something's too much work for pomf a bluu bluu

Is anyone suprised anymore?

>>167419064
Chikun!

How's the nice cream? Business booming yet?

>>167419293
>"Hi guys I'm new here what's the name of everyone?"
>New round
>"Hi guys I'm new here what's the name of everyone?"
>New round
>"Hi guys I'm new here what's the name of everyone?"
>Good for roleplay

>>167419539
But that's not what it is

>>167419494
I'm surprised she even comes to the thread anymore, I figured she doesn't care at all about ss13

>>167419624
Christ, I know Pomf can't maintain an erection because of the meds he's on, but already calling him a woman? That's some FC shit

>>167419520
Just selling by the pint to people my family knows at the moment and its going ok
>>167419750
I can get an erection what are you smoking nigger?

>>167419750
No pomf is an actual girl irl, it's common knowledge
>>167419858
>Women
>Erections

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>baystation coder: "hey guys I need a test market for this neat new feature"
been there done that

>>167418249
Imagine if we implemented this.
It would be a start to rid of the metafriending problem infesting this server, but only if it was enforced.

>>167419858
Why did this make me laugh.

>>167419608
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/23693
Are you sure?

>>167420021
>/vg/ shitmins
>enforced
wew
l
a
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>>167419921
The clitoris gets engorged with blood when a woman is aroused, technically an erection. technically
>>167420021
>/vg/
>enforcing anything

>>167420171
I'm sure

>>167420301
Then you didn't read it. The only people who get to know everyone are silicons.

>>167420225
Play a round

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>>167420559

am I allowed to talk about my shift here even if it's on a different station?

>>167421402
Go for it
The only people you'll trigger are autists who shouldn't have any say on what you want to do or where you want to spessman anyway

>>167421402
It's ss13g not /vg/station general, prepare to get shitposted at though

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>>167393621
>Check logs
>Every round this weekend has been less than 1 hour

WE HIPPY NOW

>>167421623
so?

>HRP baycoders
>Rarely add new stuff
>Never add any visual or mechanic stuff
>Expect people to HRP when no "rp" actions happen

Baycoders are lazy as fuck

>>167421623
>this weekend
>literally less then one day
>wasn't here for the near 4 hour round and then the subsequent 3 hour round later

shut up retard

>>167421742
roleplay has always been a convenient excuse for design oversights in the post-goon environment

>>167421742
You don't need gameplay to roleplay right? There's entire forums of roleplay that's purely text

>[10:19:04] Trial Admin PM from-ArchSunder: Chill out kool-aid manning through walls with your big yellow robot, you're fucking people up with space wind

>>167422612
The ripley driver was kinda slow on the ball

>Drills through every door he can
>Takes 2 minutes to respond to drilling open a paramedic locker so people can survive the low pressure he's brought with him

>rerouting power cables near SMES
>engiborg zips on past
>opens up the door
>you know the one
>something doesn't feel right...

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>>167422861

>>167422861
It was an observer

>>167422010
baystation is first and foremost a furry roleplay chatroom and while player interactions do add something to the game, treating the game elements that make the game a game as some kind of tertiary distraction to bide time between conversations is not a positive thing.

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I get very very nervous every time an admin PMs me, I wish they'd just leave me alone

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>shard hidden behind door
>it starts delaminating
>mfw at least 3 people, including myself, walk straight into while trying to open the door to find the shard

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>kidnap Dragan
>"lol dude that was a fun gimmick, too bad it didn't work"
>kidnap some random nigger
>when being arrested, "take it easy on him, he didn't harm me he just wanted to have fun"
>kidnap some random girl
>she ghosts
>finally manage to transport someone to my room in space unharmed
>leave her cuffed there
>plan to retrieve her as soon as sec complies to my requests
>show the picture to a drunk officer, say that if they don't comply then Hannah dies
>tazes me
>"muh I dun't care :^]"
>tries to execute me
>falls down on the spot, probably drank too much
>warn sec that he is dying in there
>they save him
>still get arrested, no one cares that Hannah is cuffed in space
>get banned because "muh taking someone out of a round"

Next time I'll remember to not kidnap metaclub members

>>167423146
The person I replied to said rp needs gameplay.

It's just not true, best roleplay I've had is just talking, not using gameplay mechanics even in p&p rpgs.

>>167423794
>kidnapping
>when it's not your antag roll
literally why, you shat up someone else's round

I'm the FRiggen Sawbones

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>>167423794
>he dayban me im cring

Who are the best waifus right now?

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>Cash Hardie the powergaymer is finally banned

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>>167423794
>Kidnapped someone as nonantag

>>167423917
>>167424156

ugh it was my gimmick

>>167424265
find a better one

>taking someone out of the round was my gimmick

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>>167423897
cool?

>>167424156
Mmmmmm look at that geology

>>167424030
no one you faggit
>>167424351
you didnt get it

>>167424492
>remove someone from the round
>demand a ransom
>not an antag
>gets banned
>YOU DIDN'T GET IT

no, your gimmick is shit

>>167424156
You'll summon elim with a fault like that

>>167425145
While you aren't wrong, "ugh it was my gimmick" is a meme about someone who got banned for showing people his smeg filled willy and saying it was his gimmick in ahelps

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>be me
>aurora
>find engineer in hallway as cultist
>use stun talisman without telling him about my life story
>try to convert
>resists conversion and knocks me up with punches
>fellow cultist warden lasers him
>he dies
>get bwoinked for suddenly converting a guy without monologuing my life story
>nar'sie cult is all about sudden conversions and fast station overtaking
>get warned
>soulstoned person ghosted
>mod refuses to allow ghosts to replace the artificer because "it was a shitty conversion"

Post stories on how you got bwoinked

Rina when are you going to notice me?

>>167425524
>First round in vg
>Clown bolas me
>chase clown down
>try to beat the shit out of him and chase him down to his office in meta
>admin just tells me that toolboxing a clown to death over a trip is stupid and tells me to relax

What can I say, barely can change hands, but always could beat a clown.

Any good anime recommendations?

>>167426058
Bebop.

>>167425145
its a meme you dip

>>167422861
Did you cut the wrong cable or something?

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>>167425928

>>167426158
Seen it and the movie, good stuff.

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>>167426889
Samurai Champloo then, and Jin Roh, good shit, we even have the suits from the latter, looks great.
>>167426691
Pretty much.

>jsut want to be autisto miner
>just want to find some cool shit and fight aliens
>robo never makes ripley
>science only makes drill and nothing else
>it doesn't really matter since rounds end by the time i found diamons for it
feels minecraft man...

>>167401257
>Errant_Anon
Turboshitter, hopefully he doesn't get in

>>167426058
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon is being adapted into an anime if you're into light hearted comedy and monster girls with fat tiddies

ACCA 13 is kinda 50/50. Beautiful animation, kinda boring story, but if slow stories suit you then be sure to check that out. Scum's Wish is also a pretty heavy story-wise.

The Saga of Tanya the Evil is good. Really good. Don't spoil yourself, just give the first two episodes a try.

That's all I've seen so far this season that I can reccomend but I hope you'll like any of those

>>167424030

Rina!

>>167418417
>Para sting lasts long enough ffor you to absorb.
No it doesn't. The person gets up just at the end basically.

>>167426058
Oh and 'The Ancient Magus' Bride' is shaping up really good so far too

>>167401257
Literally who's make the best admins

>>167425928
>steal the clowns gloves
>moments later he locks me in a room, strips me and attempts to kill him
>get saved by sec
>go look for him
>murder him
>fear bwoinks
>send his body to medbay
>but i put his body on a closet in front of fucking cryo for some reason
>bwoink: dude wtf why did you killed the clown
>admin shittalks me
>try to revive the clown
>fail
>later found out fucking clown was a ling and the admins gave him extra genomes "for the trouble"
im still mad

>other round
>be clown
>slip the det
>CLOWN YOU BETTER NOT TO THAT AGAIN
>do it again
>shot with a revolver to death and beaten by everyone on the bar
>ahelp it
>lmao bois will be bois

WHY

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>>167425524
>Put in tcomms script to change all Asimov laws to KILL ALL HUMANS
>Ask AI to state laws
>Honk!
>AI IS ROGUE MALF BLOW BORGS PURGE NOW
>Oh god no guys it was just a joke clam down
>Get bolted out of Tcomms so I can't even change it back
>Just the clown so nobody listening to or believing me
>Rush to science and get in a slap fight with the RD to barely stop him from blowing borgs
>Repeatedly slipbuckle him so I can decon console and run off with the board
>Oh god they're hacking into the core and flashing borgs
>Grab a borg and drag it away from warden, dropping my peel and throwing my soap at the HoP as I yakkety past them into the ai foyer
>Start lubing up the joint
>Cap slips in, snag the card from him and get into the core
>Ohshitturrets, *rest to get turrets to go away, *rest to get up and lube the door and *rest again
>Make a lube maze around the room, using the still asimov borgs for assistance slipping the people who are trying to kill them to give me time to save the AI
>Picking up every dropped gun and blowing it up, both hands crippled quickly
>Actually make it inside and get the AI carded, planning on building another shell for it
>About to portal away when a flashbang gets thrown in
>Lasered to death
>BWOINK: Welp, you've caused a ton of shit
>Never stopped to think about the fact lube is serious human harm and I forced Asimov borgs drag people into it to protect themselves
>Roundtype: Extended
It was just a prank

>>167425928
Clowns should be valid the moment they inconvenience anyone. It's the only thing that keeps us in check.

>>167426058
Trigun

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>>167428258
>ahelp it
>lmao bois will be bois

I know this feeling all too well

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QQMaKJNKRhk
;___;

>>167428258
Have you considered making a shopping list of the badmins and metagrudging the server into a burning hole with ban evasion like any sensible super shitter.

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>>167414185
As long as my sleek secborg sprite is properly renamed to Sleek and not Red Knight 2.0.

>>167425608
When you get dev 32.

>>167428459
another one
>be hos
>clown was murdered
>he is revived
>get him to brig and ask him what happened
>wont tell
>come on clown for fucks sake
>his murderer had apparently killed like 6 people
>he is being a shitter
>super farts us into the reinforced windows without even getting up
>solitary him until he tells us because he was also being a shitter before dying
>bwoink: WHY DID YOU PERMA THE CLOWN
>tell him
>YOU ARE PERMAING A CLOWN FOR FARTING ON YOu
>tells me to get logs
>get like 7 sentences of copy pasting with context behind
>NOT ENOUGH
>look for more logs
>didnt check my character
>im being fucking e-sworded by a traitor in my office
>kill him
>get the admin the final logs
>UH? LOL I DONT CARE ANYMORE
had i died i would have been too fucking mad

My wife left the server because it turned into a pile of shit and refugees from other servers

Which waifu is your Valentine,anon?

>>167429185
No she got banned dickhead

>>167429241
no one because im not a fucking faggot drooling over man playing as retarded anime archetype girls in a spess game

>>167429241
Mine hasn't played since September but I added her on steam so it's ok.

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>>167426058
Deadspace Downfall.

>>167429443
Enjoy being a background character you goob!

>>167426058
bobobo bo bo bobo

>>167429669
Stop pretending to be me hun, that got old a while ago you silly goober.
Seriously darling i'm just trying to play this game with my friendies and you are trying to make drama about me silly hunnie bunch

>>167429241
Nobody, all my waifus either died or stopped playing. Now there is nobody left.
I like it that way.

>>167429865
Who were your waifus?

I respond to every post like this hoping to be mentioned

>>167429241

Reica! I want her to have my children!

>be sec
>someone runs up to you and accuses X of a crime
>X denies it and says Y actually did it
>the crime 100% took place but you can't tell which one did it

what the fuck do you do?

>>167430171

you won't be, it was only two people and they were more or less literal whos ingame, terry watson and natalya

>>167430273
put X, Y, and yourself in perma
even the cop gets in trouble

>>167430273
Take both to interrogation, search both. If possible, get the detective in on it.
Whoever commited crime(s) gets put in jail. If they both did, they both get brigged.
Justice is blind, and swift to deliver on punishment.

>>167430278
I was both of them, thanks anon.

>>167430486
but that's false, i have one of them on steam
:^) get fucking styled on nerd

>>167430564
Yeah you do have me on steam, want to play some tf2 whilst I pocket medic you and act like a healslut?

>>167429119
>he is revived
>get him to brig and ask him what happened
>won't tell
>he is being a shitter
It's called RP. Based on your shit attitude, shit grammar and lack of a shift key I'm guess you don't know what that means.

Basically it's up to the player how they want to deal with being cloned. Technically speaking, your corpse can potentially have memories up to and including your death, but a lot of people (Myself included) consider the shock of death and cloning to blur things a bit. There are plenty of valid reasons not to leap out of the cloner screaming URIST IS A VAMPIRE, not the least of which being that it's just plain shitty behavior.
Fuck you for being a valid hungry shitberg, and fuck you for wasting admin time.

>>167430564
>actually adding your waifu to steam and developing a long running relationship with your new found husbando to eventually move in together and love each other forever
How pathetic.

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>>167430332
Man I miss that meme.

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>>167429119
>WAAAAAAAAAH SOMEONE ROLEPLAYED
>WAAAAAAAAH I WANT MUH VALIDZ
>WAAH HE DIDNT GIVE ME MUH BALIDZ! A BLOO BLOO BLOO!

Fuck off to Hippie, shitter. CMD is patrician and more people should roleplay it just to get shitters like you to leave.
>pic related, it's you

>meet someone from ss13
>add them on steam
>play games and watch anime with them

I used to dislike the metafriends, now I am just like them.

>>167430394
alright, let me give you the scenario

>catch two guys fighting
>both have beaten each other nearly to death
>both claim self defence

what do you do?

>>167431338
Put them in a cell together and free the victor

>>167431338
Tell both to put the cuffs on eatchother, come wilingly to interrogation, heal them while inside, hear both sides to the story, if either side spergs like a faggot, arrest him and let the other one go, if both sides seem fully convinced, tell both they serve the time for the sake of equity and due to you being unable to discern who is lying.

>>167431338
Assuming we've already interviewed them and investigated all possible evidence coming up inconclusive as to who's telling the truth, escort to brig medbay and give them bic from the sleeper, then brig them both for assault.
In the absence of any evidence of actual self defence and no trustworthy eyewitnesses, it's time to default to 'everyone gets a brigging for the one crime you know they both commited'.

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>>167431054
No need to be that salty over some anon's story

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>>167430897
back to bay with you

your kind are a blight on existence, with your insistence on fucking everyone around you over for dare trying to help you

>>167428285
>Trigun
Oliver confirmed for good taste in anime

>>167431982
That's a funny way of spelling 'generic'

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>>167431931
>low med rp player can't med rp in a server where its allowed

Not even him, but anon, come on now.

>>167431931
>validz shitter
>telling anyone to go back
No buddy, it's you who has to go back to Hippie. Bay is, and has always been welcome here, unlike Hippie shitters. And the object of the server has never been 'ebin murderbone validhunting deathmatch' like you seem to believe it is.
So go back to your muslim-tier deathmatch shithole, faggot. Because that's what you're equitable to, is a muslim coming over, demanding everyone act like him, and then getting violent when someone refuses to.

Could i make my character be like lets say Duke Nukem or soldier from tf2?
Would it brake any RP rules or something?

Is there a way for a Trader to call his shuttle to himself if he's on the station and someone took his shuttle?

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>>167431565
>>167431671
but then i'll end up punishing an innocent

>>167431931
I've only been to Bay once, and it was a cringefest. Medium RP is the only way to live, and I'm not insisting anything on anyone. You're the one demanding that other players have to play the way YOU decide or face permabrig.
Also
>fucking everyone over
What did you mean by this? How powerful is your hunger? You realize antags are there to make the round interesting, correct? The faster you find and behead them the faster you're looking down the barrel of extended/bus, which literally no one wants.

Tell us why you think killing antags is more important than a little roleplay.

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>>167432190
>Could i
>Duke Nukem or soldier from tf2
>Would it brake any rp rules

You are a fucking spaceman in a spacestation, you are not john doe, you are not Duke, you are not anyone, you are a spess man in a spess station and you will behave like one, read the rules on roleplay, goddamn.
>>167432308
Sometimes, that's needed. Self defense doesn't work all the time in real justice, and a few minutes don't hurt anyone.

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>>167432317
>hello person
>you were killed by a person
>who was the person that stabbed you in the face
>REEE I WONT TELL YOU UNLESS YOU ARR PEE IT VALIDHUNTER
if you pulled that shit on me, I'd just kill you and gib the body
I'm here to help, if you want to be a worthless little fuckboy and waste my time, you don't get to play spacemens this round

>be QM
>try to maintain regular contact with miners so I know they're alive
>get asked to process some ore
>don't want to bother my boys so I take the shuttle and do it myself
>goes smoothly, net some creds for my trouble
>take shuttle back
>fucking annihilate one of the miners who was in the shuttle arrival bay
>can't be brought back
>end of the round and cult shit is everywhere
>get to a pod
>the dead miner is sitting there good as new

Shat my britches

>>167432552
realizing how boring being a miner is
>mine diamond
>give to scientist
>scientist makes diamond drill
>mine 1000 plasma no one needs
>go braindead in the mining station break room

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>>167426058
Yahari ore no seishun love come wa machigatteiru is the greatest anime ever made.

>>167432827
The moment you get bored, that's when you fuck off to space and try to find stuff like the clown asteroid

borerbro what happened

also v.good sec round, didnt even get honked

>>167432546
And your be banned right away for being a muh valids shitter.

There's not upper limit on roleplay, if someone wants to roleplay cmd they're allowed to. The game us about roleplaying, if you're such a shitter you'd kill someone for not telling you how to obtain values you need to return go hippie.

>>167432952
Somebody had set fire to the borer chamber a while before, burning out all the oxygen and leaving the plasma, now superheated

Shit was too hot, cooked slug

>>167432928
Best way to space exploration?

>>167433062
Since you have a gorillion moneys, you can buy a jetpack at your vendor
Since you have a gorillion materials, a scientist can probably hook you up with shit like plasma rifles and bags of holding
Grab a GPS, ask the chaplain if you can use their mass driver, and go mach speed until you hit something, which should be decently fast

>>167433062
Quick-make self-respiration virus at viro
Grab 2 medkits
Grab a fucking weapon for fuck sake (Advanced Energy Gun is the best)

>half the fucking crew are constructs
>it was vamp
what

>>167431054
what?
>>167430897
i said he was a shitter before so after being a nigger to us i solitaried him, had him being a good boi i wouldnt have done shit

>>167432419
>>167432190
Don't listen to this guy. You can do that.

I played as Bob Dylan, Big Boss, Hank Hill. It's not original, but we're not bay(we're /vg/, kinda makes sense to see some game characters).

>>167433017
i thought i hit you with a stray bolt, shame that happened. hope i wasnt too boring

>>167431931
>Check the archive for this poster
>They unironically post in /mcg/ - Minecraft General

Back to hippie child, /vg/ is for adults.

>make a sign that says "kill me: 20 credits" above the bridge
>a guy immediately gives me 20 credits
>dragged to the dorms
>turns out he's a vampire and he tries to succ me
>i'm a plasmaman
>he already payed though so he just drags me around while I burn to death
>he gets into a fight with sec and I pass out before I can see the end
>revived
>eventually decide to be a juggernaut because the bone man's son needs friends
>just float around being swole the rest of the round
gud round

>>167433216
freedom of religion

>one vamp got outed and killed within 6 minutes
>other is the fucking CMO and still doesn't manage to get more than 215 units
>biggest antag was HONK mech

wew

>>167433216
It can't happen without admin intervention or massive fucking luck in rolling the necessary things.

>>167424107
Was this not the guy with 300u anti-tox, in his system, every round?

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>>167432991
fucking over the guy trying to help you is not valids, you autistic newfag
valids is killing antags, pissing off security because of the le valids boogeyman sure as shit makes you valid to the person having to deal with your bullshit

Roleplay is fucking garbage, it always was, because roleplay always degenerates into a cancerous environment

This is not a game about roleplay, combat against antags has existed since the very beginning, It is not me that must return to hippie, but you to whatever furry shithole you crawled out of