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Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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first for
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>>167355291
BLUE!
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>>167355291
pink
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Wat does the mcree's scrooge skin say on his belt.
I need to know because i really think its Gay ass moster fucker
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First for discordfags needs to go drink bleach
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Yeah!
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>3 diamonds
>ah yes lets go 3 sniper
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Sombra online.
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Purple grill
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>>167355407
>People still think Ana and Hanzo fill the same role as Widow
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Post stupid cute and sexy tacos.
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>>167355398
>best highlight intro
>it cuts off early

Blizzard really can't do anything right can they
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I love Hana.
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>tfw nobody rated me last thread
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>>167355362
It's Scrooge so of course it is gonna be Grumpy Ass Motherfucker.
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>>167355543
Thanks
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>>167355516
>9 games
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CUL
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>>167355362
Greedy Ass Man Fucking
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>>167355516
That's pretty good, I'd duo with u if u were 3k+
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Posting for the B.W.A
Brown Waifu Alliance
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>>167355328
>Smugberry
I fucking love that bloo. New skin when?
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sexiest
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>>167355516
i rate you get out frogposter/10
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>>167355662
My man
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>>167355639
10; 1 was a tie.
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>>167355680
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Genji is with you
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>>167355662
Reporting in
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>>167355497
Anything for you, Anon.
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let it rip, your stupid ship
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>>167355824
DELET
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>>167355662
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>>167355843
Looks like joy mutant from Lisa
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>get to image limit 150 posts early because of waifuposters
>they spam the exact same images in the next thread

What's the appeal of doing this
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>>167355510
I love her more than you.
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>>167356118
quick, post memes and cool images
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>>167356118
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>>167355505
I've seen it play correctly many times m8.
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>POTG is their Mercy coming through a teleporter and getting a 4 man rez
>it starts with her coming through and just looking at me trying to destroy the teleporter but I couldn't do it fast enough because I was Lucio
I'M SORRY
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Twitter Lore. praying that Overwatch lore isn't dead.
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>>167356209
best girl. Redemption when?

>>167356341
fear not anon. By my calculations we should get an animated short next week. Assuming it follows the release pattern of previous shorts.
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>tfw queued against a full 6 man /owg/ stack

you guys fucking suck tbqh
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>>167355680

You know you want it.
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>>167356431
I know, but after finding out about the fact that Chu is a waifufag, I really hope he doesn't make it about genji saving mercy.

Also he literally had to blue post saying that they had stuff planned on a thread on the forums with the title "lore is dead?"
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Would Gency be more popular if Genji was a girl?
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>>167355789
what's wrong anon

too much metal for you?
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>>167355824
why is her head so comically large
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>>167356431

I supose they'd wait until the New Yer event is over to release a new short + comic.
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>>167356641
you'd be more popular if you were a girl
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Why is every class boring to play? It's not whether I play good or bad, I get occasional POTGs no matter what I play, but all playstyle options are so boring.
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>>167355824
>that Pharah
Too skinny.
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>>167356118
This >>167356260 desu

Sony though it was a good idea to put the fucking fan on the bottom of the ps4. Mine kept getting hot and shutting off on me so now it's upside down with the case off so I can see the fan spinning. Works fine now.

>Inb4 PC
I have one but I'm being held back by friends on consoles

>mfw my friend brought THREE (3) ps4's instead of just building a computer
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>never play in season one or 2
>afraid to play ranked
>say fuck it and play
>win 6 out of 4 games
>get placed gold

is this good?
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>>167356590
You just know that when it's a Mercy short that she needs to have someone she can use her abilities on. Who better than Genji?
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cheers luv...
*recalls behind you*
the cavelrys here... kid...
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>>167356580
post more please im in need of metallic sexiness
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>>167356782
nah, but it's pretty much average
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>>167356695
to hide that they couldn't make a neck for the model
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>>167356795
The hero used to show them off when Overwatch was first revealed?
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Handsomest man.

http://magazine.artstation.com/2017/02/blizzard-entertainment-overwatch-art-blast/
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>>167356782
>>167356847
Below average.
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>>167356740
More Thicrah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Eo9nd82Ss

Terry Crews is really hyping this shit up. It would be sad if this was fake.
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>>167356139
You wish.
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>>167356847
>>167356905
is it like gold in league?
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Roadhog is so OP

When are the nerfs coming???
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>>167356740
that would be good if the tits weren't overly large
and the model was rigged ... and nude
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>>167356830

Alright, then.
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>it's another "waaaaa i dont know how to counter roadhog" thread on /v/

After all this time, you'd think people would have figured it out by now.
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>>167356867
Every short featured various abilities of the characters. Didn't use notice that?
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>>167356873
A CUTE
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I cannot get over how stupid her smile looks
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>>167357195
She looks like your slightly crazy rich aunt
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>>167356824
Tracer will NEVER, ever be edgy.
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>>167357128
>Didn't use notice that?
?
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>>167356980
Here you go, Anon.
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>>167357308
sorry
>didn't you notice that?
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>Gibralter
>Steam rolled while defending
>Attack round not going well
>Switch to zen because no one wants to go second healer
>Literally carry until the last point, 4 gold, silver healing
>"Shit team, I'm carrying."
>Team mate calls me out
>"Hey enemy team, Zen said he was carrying. Was this true?"
>5 yes and sixth said widow (other random w/ 4 queue) was just as good
>Team mates rage quit

Fucking faggots. I can't solo queue. I can't group because one person brings down the whole team. I don't know how to do this anymore.
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>>167356656
the robot is here for heals and help not fug
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Fuck Gency, why aren't these two canon?

>Fans of each other's work
>Look cute together
>Celebrity power couple; would improve OW's public image
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>>167357437
thx
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>>167357128
And?
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>>167357504
D.va will never have a canon partner because shes literally designed so losers self insert as her boyfriend
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>>167357042
God yes please more Zen.
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how come comp games sometimes draw after only two rounds?
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>>167357504
Because their respective jobs would probably keep them from ever seeing each other.
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>>167357663
Doesn't Mercy kinda need another character to show her powers?
You know healing, flying towards the character using her ult, which is probably a given in a short with her.
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>>167356712
Makes sense.
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What can I do to get more value as Widowmaker?

She's a lot of fun but it feels like I'm always letting my team down. She's one of my lowest winrate heroes that I actually play.

Is it just a matter of acquiring proficiency? I've been winning more lately and it seems to have mostly to do with getting more kills.
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>when you, symm & mei are focusing a genji and he has deflect up
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>sexaulizing Zen
/owg/ has truly hit rock bottom
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>>167357504
Because Lucio doesn't deserve to be burdened with a dorito munching gremlin that's gonna be overweight in her late 20s
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kek
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>>167357792
Couldn't any hero fill that role? Couldn't any random soldier fill that role?
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>>167357437
>>167357620
Here's one that actually has your SR on it, since that graph has no X axis for some reason.
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>>167357903
Are you new or something, it's been like that from day 1
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>>167355375
@sera is a cuck
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>>167357128
Yes and ignoring all the shipping bullshit Pharah would be a better choice and was used during the game's first gameplay trailer for that reason. But I don't know why you would explicitly need another hero from the roster and how any of them would make sense given they're scattered all over the world. Her abilities could be used on any random person so unless you want to use a Mercy short to push a ship I wouldn't see the reason to include them.
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>>167357945
Sure random soldier makes sense, but let's pretend the short would take place where Mercy is currently at. No other hero in the vicnity, and only Genji makes sense in so far that on his way to Gibraltar he's pretty much passing through where she is and since they write letters it stands to reason he might pick her up.
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>>167358398
>But I don't know why you would explicitly need another hero from the roster and how any of them would make sense given they're scattered all over the world.
Dunno, why did they use Tracer in Alive?
Or Reaper in Recall?
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>>167358429
Aren't jack and Ana closer to Mercy than Genji? What am I saying, Tracer and Emily teleported from London to Gibraltar, Chu doesn't give a shit about Geography.
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Is there anything more terrifying than a Nano-boosted gorilla?
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>>167358558
Because Tracer is a big fan of Mondatta and he's in her neighborhood? Because Reaper is going after Overwatch agents and went to a place that had a database of their info?
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Do you guys think Terry Crews is really going to be Doomfist? It be pretty sad if all the stuff he did up until now was just to get attention.
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>>167358663
being alive
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>>167357490
>attack Gibraltar
>pick Zarya because we've got 4 DPS and a Mercy, might as well make the enemy team work for it
>stay glued to the payload while the rest of my team fucks around on the sidelines
>enemy team realizes they can just kill me and completely stop us and they start focusing me down
>still solo push that shit all the way past the last two checkpoints
>get card for objective time
>8 votes
Feels good to be recognized.
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>>167358595
that's exactly how hair works
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>tfw cubital tunnel syndrome

fucking feels bad guys. i was playing yesterday and suddenly i got pain in my wrist and my pinky went numb
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>>167358748
Things are going to be okay anon.
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Hi guys, I wanted to invite you to my over watch discord. Please join :)
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>>167357504
Because he is black.
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>>167358881
thanks
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>>167358613
Jack and Ana don't seem to be interested in joining Overwatch, or don't even know about the Recall at all.
Genji on the other hand is in contact with Mercy and would pass right through the middle east on his way to Winston. I dunno, it would make sense given what we've seen of the story so far.
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>>167358887
https://discord.gg/H9RYB26
Oops forgot link
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>>167357951
what site?
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>>167358938
I think you are stretching to fit your version.
I agree with
>>167358727
The only reason why we would see specifically Genji to show off Mercy's abilites is if he was pushing his ship. Which I won't deny there is a chance.
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>tfw you will never nurse Zarya's breasts
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>>167359072
Masteroverwatch.com
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The most boring part of 2-tank "meta" is that there's no counter. It's not just "the best team setup," it forces the enemy team to play the exact same boring set-up. I hate it.
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>>167358925
Post cute!
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*power stand*
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>>167359359
widowmaker cia skin when
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>>167359405
I'm sad, I tweeted him for the answer, but this guy gets the attention. I guess I shouldn't chu-ified my question so much.
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>>167359279
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>>167359279
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>>167359470
>widowmaker skin when
jamais
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>>167359103
Well obviously I'm taking into account that Chu is shipping it.

And that Genji, for being one of his favs, was actually used the least in any of the side material so far. Tracer and the old trio was used the most so far, followed by Winston.
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>>167359279
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>>167358595
I'll have to find some chances to make more of these. I'd like to make some with Pharah but every time there's one they're always flying around before a match and won't stay still.
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https://discord.gg/hpVzAkv

Discord server away from the weird creator of OP who keeps shilling her/its discord who is more eager to ban people than actually play and discuss overatch
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>>167356714
Holy shit anon
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>>167359863
no prob dude.

don't play hanzo btw.
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>>167359817
So cute it hurts
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>>167360076
That was during the sniper only brawl so it's about the only chance I can play him without feeling guilty.
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>>167356873
I find it really weird that Sym has texture under her visor but nowhere else.
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>>167359279
Okay!
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>>167359113
>Biggest tits in the game
>80% of fanart is from 1 person
>Has the worst skins
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>>167359279
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>"Mystery" Heroes
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>uguuu anon smell my feet baka

wat do??!???!?
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>>167360208
I don't know much about modelling, what do you mean?
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>>167357271
This, Tracer is for kissing girls and hugging gorillas
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>>167360219
It's literally thanks to her hair, more than anything else at all.
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>>167360332
>tell her she is not Japanese
>hook her
>kill her
>smell her feet
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What if we gave Hana's MEKA Billvine tier mobility?
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>>167360235
Pharah does look pretty cute in those skins. The braids and face paint make for a nice combo.
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>>167360332
Smell her feet.
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Am I a fucking loser scrub who should uninstall for only being able to perform well with the explosive roles (in this game, Pharah and Junkrat, in for instance TF2 it would be Soldier and Demoman)?
Should I just give up on videogames? It seems like I'll never get good anyway...
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I will laugh all my enourmous cysts off if Genji turns out to be gay despite all the Gency baiting
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>>167359746
the day Widowmaker gets a seasonal legendary skin is the day Quick Play becomes full on unplayable.
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>>167357504
It's funny because D.Va's taller than Lucio
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>>167360701
>Genji, the man that got so much pussy his family ordered his death over it was gay

I don't think that's how it works anon.
Also I'd rather Hanzo be gay so that way all the 14 year old trying to be MASTER SAMURIA SNIPER XXX find out he's gay and stop playing him
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>>167360393
Look under her visor, her eyebrows and eyeliner is coloured in. None of the rest of her is.
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The reason Roadhog triggers so many people is because shitters can finally enjoy the fact of being one-shot whereas decent players already knows this pleasure from Widowmaker.
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>>167357504
because D.Va's boyfriend died in the Korean Omnic wars and she will never get over him
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>>167360219
>biggest tits

Second-biggest. Mei holds the status of boob queen.
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Have there been any upskirts of D.va in her new dress? What color panties does she wear?
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>>167360865
Kek
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>mfw the enemy team wastes three ults to stop me from rezzing but i was only at 30% and just trying to contest the overtime
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>>167360904
>Hanzo turns out to be gay
>can't continue the Shimada legacy
>this explains why they needed Genji around despite him not being the heir
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>>167360701
If anything he'd be bi, fits the playboy yakuza thing better
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What's in Jamison's sachel
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>>167361463
more bombs
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>>167361192
What the hell did Genji do that he was ordered to be killed despite Hanzo not being able to provide an heir?
Unless of course momma Shimada popped out another child and that's why he was killed.
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>>167361463
bombs
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Pick your're IRLwaifu
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>>167361508
I think his or Hanzo's bio mentioned that he was getting out of hand. Maybe the heads of the clan figured he was beyond reasoning with? Can't really provide a suitable heir if you're out sowing your wild oats with any girl who looks at you.
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>>167361117
She's wearing white leggings, nothing worth seeing.
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>Reinhardt kills Reaper
>"TRAITOR!!"

Damn, man.
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>>167361192
It could be that Hanzo only realized later on that he was gay and that, together with killing Genji for his attitude, is what caused him to fuck off from the clan.
Of course I could also see him just closing his eyes and think of the clan when the time would have come to provide some heirs to the legacy. Lots of gay monarchs did so.
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>>167361748

>Reinhardt kills Hanzo
>"I SLAY dragons!"

Reinhardt gets all the best lines.
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>>167361731
The way it peeks in some of her victory poses is kinda hot tho.
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>>167361686
It's more like he was throwing around his cash around and picking fights (fuck you dude I'm literally a ninja now give me this seat and your girl), which when you are a wanted assassin clan that shit is a big no-no.
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>>167361686
Inb4 they decided it became too much when he started to fuck foreign girls over Japanese ones. Japanese people can be damn tight asses over something like that.
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>>167361631
I don't see Reinhardt in there.
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>>167359817
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>>167361463
the treasure that hanzo wants to know its whereabouts
its a drug from that time to have any girl you want to rape you
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>>167361748
>76 kills Reinhardt
>"You were always so overconfident..."

His voice cracks up a bit near the end too
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>>167361969
>no don't do that i'm a virgin
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>>167361463
Junk to build airbags and detonators.

Maybe a key to the treasure he's got
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>>167359817
>steals Jack's mug
>feels Jack up on the couch so he forces him to sit on the floor
>uses him as a foot rest afterwards
>spoils Fareeha so he remains her favorite
>puts on cool movies Ana won't let Fareeha watch right in front of her

Gabriel Reyes
The man
The myth
The legend
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>>167362031
i believe he already fucked his brother once, so...
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>get forced into playing Mercy
>this one Tracer all over my ass the entire game
HOW CAN PEOPLE ENJOY THIS CHARACTER, JESUS
My fucking heartrate soared though
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a community of retards with good taste
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>>167362334
That's a lot of smug
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>>167362273
>how can people enjoy this character
You can't
What you enjoy is the fact that if you're not playing with literal retards they're gonna actually do something with all that extra health and damage you're giving them
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>>167361631
Mercer-kun
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>>167361920
I wanna play little birdy with loli Fareeha.
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>>167362229
So I guess Mercy just needs to push those two buttons and Genji's dragon schlong pops out?
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I WANT TO HUG REAPER
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>>167359279
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>>167355398
This is so fucking cute!
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>>167355647
fesses*
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>>167362518
I want to smooch Reaper
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>>167362443
That guy is great. Fun personality and he can even sing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5uh9qVU_4
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>>167362273
If the enemy has no Tracers/Genjis it's really nice on Attack. Too bad when there are nobody plays with sound on or thinks about turning even if they do see one coming in.
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>>167361631
If it wasn't for his political leanings I'd say Mercer. I guess Crispin Freeman? He's a pretty nice guy.
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>comp
>season high ~3000
>now at a whopping 1896

>get a match in which 5 others in my team are a group
>fuck yes a group thank you please carry me please this is my chance i'm gonna group with them when this is over and

>constantly running in and dying
>never grouping up
>constantly changing characters/roles
>playing like it's quickplay
>emoting mid fight

........................
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>>167362472
>I wanna play little birdy with loli Fareeha.
No Mercy, you are not to be within 500ft of anyone under 16 at all times.
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Who is the foot fetish character here?
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post comics
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>>167362823
Any time I see a large group I get worried.
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>>167361631
Mercer is best boy
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>>167356935
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>>167363271
Sombra, just look at her shoes.
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>>167355959
What's up with that speed boost?
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>>167362478
yes, when she rebuild him, she made that part to be like a chastity belt, those holes are most likely indentations and only recognizes her nipples, that way only she can access the hidden dragon
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how 2 git gud at Lucio?
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>>167358613
In mcrees comic there is a train that goes from coast to coast of america in 3 hours. And it's mentioned to not be the fastest but more luxurious.

There's probably some plane that can go from gibraltar to London in 30 minutes. It's the future I aint gotta explain shit.
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>>167362273
why are you playing mercy over any other healer?
>Zenyatta: top healing and damage charts while also amping the team's damage. Able to handle yourself in solo situations
>Ana: higher healing per second and ability to save people with burst from grenade. Able to handle yourself in solo situations with burst heal, damage, and sleep dart
>Lucio: pepper people with shots and be slippery as fuck while healing the entire team simultaneously and goin fast. able to handle yourself in solo situations with boop and goin fast.
>Or Mercy: Have to be right next to danger to heal the target, healing is only single target and not even at a super high rate, can't deal any damage while you do it and your damage is trash tier when you have to resort to it, damage amp beam is fucking useless, your mobility actually makes you hyper vulnerable because you're so easy to track. Have to survive a fight to use your ult when everyone wants to kill you and you have to be at more risk than any other healer.

She's far and away the least fun hero to play in the whole game and she doesn't bring anything worth justifying her over other healers.
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>feel like having a nice relaxing game or two before bed
>go quick play
>enemy picks ana

oh yeah cool, i didn't want to have literally any fun at all, it's ok

just shoot me with your infinite range, hitscan, scoped shots, for 80 damage each and grenade for 100 damage that also heals you and blocks healing in an aoe

and use the strongest cc ability in the game on me whilst you're at it, as well as burst healing better than any support in the game and having a top 3 ultimate

hahahahahaha so fun thanks blizz!
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>>167363438
Move to the Beat
Heal up
Break it down
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>>167363415
Pre-nerf nano and Lucio speed boost.
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>>167363438
don't stop
boop shit
break it down
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>>167363283
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This fandom never stops to provide
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>>167363438

oh

oh

OH

time to accelerate
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>>167363426
Well it makes sense, for his and her sake
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>>167363650
>shipping
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>>167363650
>everyone who likes this ship is just a delusional self-insert waifufag/husbandofag
I wonder if these people ever leave their echo chamber and talk to fans who DON'T believe in demonizing heterosexuality at every opportunity?
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>>167363638
Her hair is ridiculous. I love it
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>that new Zen skin

good lord why it's even more hideous than nutcracker
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>>167363910
That is the Overwatch fandoms one big flaw.
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People say you cannot carry as a support.

But every game I see countless mistakes that I make that stopped our team from winning the game

>6/6 vs 4/6, got hit by reinhart's ult and then their D.va assassinated me just before I could get my transcendce off. A few second later and our team dies, stopping us from capping point 2.
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>>167363347
then the taco girl is the foot fetish character? ty
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>>167363650
No, shipping is awful
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Did they add a new pre-game line for McCree and 76? Something about cowboy movies?
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>>167363958
The hilarity is that they do the same with Pharmercy. Self-insert into them because they want to either bang a qt blonde or a qt brown girl. Such progressiveness!
Nevermind that Mercy having yellowfever can also be seen as "progressive", but whatever.
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>>167364216
Been there a while.
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>>167364053
Its a great skin, its in between crazy skin and basic recolor.
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Is Zenyatta just a god awful pick or do lower ranks not know how good he is?
My last few games have been people asking me to switch Lucio or Rein (No fucking idea) before we even start.

To make things worse, About mid-way our 2nd healer switches to DPS leaving me a sole Heal.

I fucking love this Robotic monk but everyone seems to think the guy is useless.
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>>167364261
ask yourself this question whenever you're asking anything about a support

>is it ana

if the answer is no, then it's objectively a bad pick because ana is overloaded cancer.

If ana is taken, lucio is just strictly better for his utlity and aoe healing
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>>167364151
You don't have to like it to make fun of actual shippers and the salt they make when their ship gets BTFO. Schadenfreude, man.
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I would like Lucio if he wasn't black
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wheres a good place to be placed?
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>>167364342
>Not liking a legitimately good person and fun character because of the color of his skin.
Racial autism.
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>>167363482
Team comp and to counter their rezzes
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>>167364261
He's shitty at healing on his own, but increases your team's DPS on critical targets, and his own DPS is good. He's weak to Genji and Tracer unless you have amazing aim.

He's meant for use alongside another healer. He's decent to play alongside Pharah though, since he can heal her passively without focusing on her
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>>167364342
how can you hate black if your words are black?
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>>167364342
autistic, you haven't given yourself to the rhythm
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>>167364249
Maybe I hadn't heard it because no one plays McCree anymore
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>>167364415
This. Lucio is the most fun healer. A shame he cant kill anything.
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>>167364216
>>167364249
What is it? I've never heard it.

Also apparently 76 and Tracer have pre-game lines too but I've never heard it.
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>>167364241
No, no, anon, it's not progressive at all by their standards. People from East Asia aren't considered POC unless it's a case of white people appropriating their culture (see the CNY event), so Gency is basically the same as shipping Mercy with a cishet Aryan man.
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Left handed people, how do you play?
I use the arrows keys,delete and end for thing sutch as moving and using my abilties.
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The two heroes you have the most time with in comp will raise your child.

How awesome/fucked is your child's life?
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>>167364682
McCree: I bet you're a big fan of those old fashioned cowboy movies. Aren't you?
Soldier: 76: I thought I was. Until I met you.

Soldier: 76: You need to slow down. Think about your actions.
Tracer: Okay, dad.
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>>167364783
What about him being disabled?
They were all over Pharah potentially being a cripple too.
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>>167364241
Nah, Genji and Mercy's kids would look like those hafu-anime kids, so not discriminated enough.
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>>167364873
>tracer

>winston

make it an episode of "Tracer and Winston's adventures with Overwatch".
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>>167364449
>team comp
literally what comp is she good with?
>counter rezzes
rezzes are so weak they don't need to be countered, any aoe ult counters a rez, any flanker counters a rez by killing mercy first, zen and lucio actually counter rezzes by beefing up your team so they can disengage or fight.
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>open box
>tell my friend "this will be the Zen legendary skin"
>legendary drop
>it's Torb's Chopper
Goddamit I already have Blackbeard and I prefer the black one
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>>167364873
I think the kiddo will do just fine.
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>>167364850
I play like a normal person because I'm not some fag that started using a left handed mouse to feel special.
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Roadhog's hook should be interrupted if he gets hit before it lands.

It travels at 40 meters per second with a max range of 20 meters. So at most he would have to not be hit during a half second period.
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>>167365087
Okay

Well we won anyway so all is good
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>>167364681
He can do all right when you can lead and land headshots, but it's nothing compared to any other hero it's true
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>>167364915
Hmm... it's good, but he's still a man and identifies as such, so it's probably not progressive enough to be considered acceptable.

>>167364873
>Zarya and Lucio
Kid's going to be just fine.
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>>167364850
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>>167365039
>Tracer gets an urgent mission
>they spring into action
>turns out that urgent mission was a friend of Tracer's needed a baby sitter at the last minute and she volunteered her and Winston to look after their kids
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>>167364873
>Zarya
>Reinhardt
STRONG LAD
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>>167364850
I'm left-handed and I always used wasd with left hand and aimed with the right hand. I've been using computers since I was like 3 so it's ez
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https://discord.gg/qgT5V

New discord, join up brothers
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>>167365281
>Hmm... it's good, but he's still a man and identifies as such, so it's probably not progressive enough to be considered acceptable.
You know what?
Now I hope it's gonna be canon just on principle that the SJW don't deserve shit. The possibility that Chu thinks the same is high as well, because holy crap they are annoying as fuck. That he even answers peole on twitter is a wonder in itself.
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Neat D.Va sketch from one of the comic artists
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>>167365597
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A WHITEY AMERICAN UGLY CRUSTY SMELLY PUSSY SLUT-FACE
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Saw someone get their 5th silver star. What are these people even doing in life?

Have any of you reached 5-star silver?
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>>167364342

but hes brazilian
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>>167364467
Like 9 times outta 10 I manage to out heal our Mercy or Ana with him.
he definitely isn't as good but holy shit do I get stuck with shitty Anas/Mercy's
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>>167365283
For some reason looking at this picture makes me angry. Like something is wrong. Just like when I look at gay people.
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>>167365537
They're so lacking in self-awareness, that's what I think is the most obnoxious thing about them. You give these entitled little cunts an inch, they take a mile and whine that you're a bigot for not giving them two.
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What's the top 3 "dumbest" classes, as in ones that are just stupidly- or even boringly easy to score kills with in dumb ways like spamming, and ones that will guarantee people to get pissed off?

Being able to do the objective is irrelevant.
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>>167366041
junkrat
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>>167366102
>slow projectile class
>easy
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>>167366016
That's kind of the problem of the current times. They never had any REAL problems like our parents did.
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>get 3 discord kills with zen
>4th enemy has to be a dick and runs away before you can kill them for the achievement
>too slow as shit to chase them down
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>>167366330

awwww pobrecito
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>>167366041
roadhog, dont worry youre "punishing" players who are "out of position" about 21 meters away from you
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> playing smurf at around gold level
> retards everywhere
> bad picks, positioning and generally just bad at FPS


Ok guys I'll lay it out for you. If you're in "Elo Hell" you have no one to blame but yourself. Half the games I've played at this level, the other team (or my team if we lost) could have easily won by picking non-trash characters. No fucking shit you lost when you ran 4 dps 1 tank 1 heal and 2 of the dps were some combination of Junkrat/Genji/Widow/Hanzo. If you play any of these characters regularly in comp and notch about Elo Hell, you're part of the problem. If you complain about people being "meta fags" or whatever and pick off meta heroes, you're part of the problem and deserve to be stuck at your shit rank. It's fuckig laughable how often I see dipshits complain about losing when 90% of the time the game was lost before the round even started. It's literally one of the startup tips "a good team composition etc...".

Yes I realize once you are at a high enough rank (diamond) the meta stops being as important because player skill can compensate for an off meta pick (and then you get to Masters/GM where an off-meta pick can once again lose the round before you even start) However, in "Elo Hell" you don't have that skill, or else you wouldn't be stuck there.

Basically if you aren't going out of your way to make the team as strong as it possibly can be before even leaving the starting gate, you're part of the problem and don't deserve to escape Elo Hell. Positioning and mechanical skill comes with play time, but Overwatch is a team game, and if you have a shit team composition you deserve to lose.

Basically, you can fuck yourselves if you cry about Elo hell (unless you are a support/tank main, then god help you and best of luck)
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>>167366548
>placing gold on a smurf
you dont deserve to smurf
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>>167366478
>roadhog hook spawn to spawn.webm
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>>167366271
This.
Humanity has grown way too comfortable, we need another big war to remind everyone of what's truly important.
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>>167361920
Delete this
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>>167366271
It's not just that they've never known real hardship - they were outright coddled. Combine that with the increasing power of the far left in politics and education and you've got a whole generation of gullible, reactionary morons who lack any kind of legitimate cause to fight for but firmly believe that they're supposed to rebel against SOMETHING, and they expect everyone else to spoonfeed them all the way because they don't know anything else but having life handed to them with zero effort.
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>>167366478
It's okay, only "bad" players die to it, which is why Roadhog is constantly played by every team at every pro tournament.
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Daily reminder to keep Mercy away from children. She is a pervert.
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>>167366608
Only have the account to play with my RL friends in mid Silver, so I have to keep it relatively low to do comp with them
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>>167366926
No she isn't! Mercy is a good women she doesn't prey on children.

Plus she loves genji.
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>Wahh roadhog kills players sometimes
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>>167366814
I don't understand why pros play him if he is so useless. Not like he can destroy half of Rein's shield in one mag or anything.
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>>167367163
youre making no valid argument whatsoever here
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>search for game
>20 seconds remaining on losing team
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>>167367163
Roadhog kills players every 6 seconds.
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>>167367023
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>>167367163
I play Roadhog a SHITLOAD (32 hours so far)

and even I think the hook needs to have its cooldown upped a bit. It's back up way too soon.
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>>167367023
All lies. She waits for Genji to leave the house before assaulting her neighbor the little Egyptian girl.
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>>167367242
more pls
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>>167367323
I can just toss it and hope someone walks into it. It's just dumb how low the cooldown is.
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>>167367163
shitposts arent going to stop the nerfs
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>>167367269
not him, but roadhog can get easy kill and get easily killed. he's balanced. most people who complain about him are shitter from plat or lower.
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>>167367330
Is this before or after she's done with the little Korean girl?
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>>167367330
NO! She would never touch a child in that way.

Especially not behind genji's back as she loves him./
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>>167364850
Arrows, period, right shift, /
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>>167367023
Gency is cute. CUTE!
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>>167362681
I love him as Gangplank...he's amazing.
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>>167367323
> 32 hours
> a "SHITLOAD"

that's not much at all.... or atleast not enough to qualify your opinion as much as you think it does.

Also, to everyone else crying about Roadhog. He's a fucking ult battery. Wait for his hook to go down and then kill him. Literally call out in team chat "hook is down" and then collapse on him. His hook is also wayyyy easier to dodge after the changes.

Basically, y'all just need to "git gud"
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>>167364915
He doesn't use a wheelchair, crutch, or any sort of object that helps the disabled. He has functioning arms and legs, despite them being artificial. He's just appropriating disability
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>>167367443
>Roadhog one-shots tank for free
>Entire enemy team has to mag-dump Roadhog to kill him

"SEE, IT'S BALANCED!"
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>>167367443
>get easily killed
not even 2 people focusing him will cause him to die faster than he can get behind cover/turn his head and heal then get healed by his team

>plat or lower
Im guessing youre an all knowing diamond then?
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When will I get over 3500sr?

I peaked at 2700, had a shit streak with 3 leavers and now back to 2200
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>>167367610
It is!
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Who /junkrat/ here
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>>167367323
cd isnt the issue
increasing it wont do anything to make him more fair, all itll do is increase the amount of time he has to spend doing nothing, thats just breaking his design instead of actually nerfing his potential output
his hook doesnt carry risk, he needs risk to force him into a place where he needs to be played intelligently to do well
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Someone tell me how to be good at something other than Soldier 76. I've only got two hours in so far, and the only fucking class I even feel like I can do anything with is 76.
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>>167367757
So much this. I fucking hate playing him, but there is literally no other option in most games due to his fucking ridiculous carry potential.

If you have a pocket mercy who's even half awake, you can literally 1v6 an entire team.
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>>167367673
>He's an ult battery
That is a retarded argument. Every bit of damage he takes is charge for the enemy healer.

It cuts both ways.I would love to bring McCrees massive damage FTH combo back just to see hogs squirm.
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>>167367887
Time and practice.
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>>167367871
Me! I cant kill shit half the time but boy does it feel good when you finally kill something.
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>>167365597
neat
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>>167365283
This actually seems like a great keyboard even for righties. I keep my mouse on the right and it sucks that I have to either keep my keyboard centered OR my mouse at a good spot, but not both because of the numpad and arrow keys.
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>>167367887
if your accuracy is decent with soldier, zen is a solid support pick. His headshots hit like a freight train and the discord orb will help your team melt tanks.
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>>167367875
maybe increase the time it takes for a missed hook to return to him. That could work I think.
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Why is SFM Pharah so ugly? She always has a permadrunk face and she's not even brown, she's fucking soccer mom tanning salon orange.
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Roadfaggots starting to get scared they won't get their free kills
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>>167368160

not at all. we're afraid of sodium poisoning with all those tears.
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>>167367804
>Haven't made it to 3000 yet
>When will I get past 3500
You need to make some more realistic goals there buddy.
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>>167367871
Junkrat is cute! CUTE!!
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>>167367939
That's assuming you don't kill him before heals, which is not that hard.

Your point is valid, however unless it's a Mercy Rez you're charging id say it's a good trade off to let someone like tracer farm ult off Roadie (because her combo potential basically negates all of the other support ults). Also, offensive ults generally charge faster than support ults, so the trade off still favors offensive characters
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>>167367323
I always thought his cooldown was ridiculous, most of his "counters" have to blow way longer cooldowns in order to not get insta-gibbed, and they still run the risk of getting 1-hit killed even after baiting the hook.

Like, in a pure 1v1 situation for example.
>Reaper jukes hook with Wraith Form
>3 second duration, 8 second CD
>Reaper has 3 seconds to burn through 900 hp before he runs the risk of getting hooked again.
>Reaper has a maximum DPS of 140 (280 with crits)
>A Reaper that lands every single pellet on Roadhogs face can't do enough damage to kill hog before he gets hooked again
>A Reaper doing damage at his ideal range (within 11 meters) is also in Roadhog's ideal range.


You should be able to pop a defensive cooldown while getting hooked, you'll still be dangerously out of position and any hero without a CD available or without a really good defensive ability will still get deleted, but at least there would be counterplay other than a Rein shield.
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>>167368153
Because
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>>167365537
>>167365281
>>167364783
>>167364241
It feels like you guys are literally making up your own weird situations to be offended over.
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>>167367242
DELETE THIS
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>>167367610
>Zenyatta pretty much being his wingman
c-cute
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>>167368312
I think you may be right.

That harrowing feeling of realising you were 800SR away from glory before greasy slope MMR fucks you.

I just needed to vent. Thank you.
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>>167367610
Is this really how people see these characters in this ship?

Mercy has literally been reduced to being some weak little beta bitch that needs Genji to feel like her life has meaning?

Is that really the draw of this ship?
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>>167368382
One of the things I hate most about Roadhog is the short cool-down. If his hook is down you have EXACTLY six seconds to kill him before he kills you. If he isn't right up in your face or has cover then you can't hunt him down unless you are Tracer or Genji.

It should easily be double it's current cooldown so you actually have to think about when to toss it lest you be vulnerable.
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>>167365895
...you either need to take a walk or masturbate.

Or both.
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>>167368485
I wish I was exaggerating, but considering the immediate reaction to the chocolate lines on Tumblr and Reddit was "UGH NOT THIS HET NONSENSE," it's more realistic than it looks.
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>>167368485
What did he mean by this?
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>400 gold away to get 3000

I'm not gonna make it, am I?
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So what exactly does counter roadhog other than Rein's shield?

Mind you that "Group up and use teamwork" isn't a valid argument because he has a team too. It seems like everyone is operating under the assumption Roadhog is just out by himself blundering around trying to fight an entire team by himself.

How do you handle a Roadhog that has his team with him?
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>>167368626
or you do the smart thing and just remove the stun so a hog throwing out a hook when disadvantaged doesnt autowin him the fight while at the same time keeping the character out of the dumpster
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>when people see a pharah, they take an hitscan hero

>when people see rein, they pick another rein

>when people see bastion, they take genji

>when people see roadhog, they get angry and call for a massive nerf

learn to counter him. learn to bait his hook. half the cast can give him hell. but stop being a lazy fuck.
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>>167368582
Where on earth are you getting that? I thought the comic was showing her moving ahead after Overwatch while Genji kept writing to her, one of the letters even mentions her studying in Oasis. Caring about someone and living your life aren't mutually exclusive.
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>>167368691
at the same time?
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Like this >>167366016
what is even the point, complaining about special snowflakes on tumblr you actually have to go out of your way to see by looking at their blogs is not even tangentially related to video games.
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>>167367804
Thats the thing with stats, buddy. You being well-stated for a plat player does not mean you are good enough to be a diamond or master player. If you maintain a 54% win rate you will climb at least to a certain point, but other than that you just need to git gud and carry. Especially if you main Zarya.
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>>167367887
>I've only got two hours in so far
that's less than 1% of the way
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>>167368582
Seems so, We've been thinking that Mercy was evil or had some more depth, but no, she is a pure waifu.
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>>167368626
>you have EXACTLY six seconds to kill him before he kills you

ah yes, every roadhog player in the whole world have 100% hook acc.
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>>167368819
As a hog player there's not a reliable method other than baiting the hook, or having your team be ready. A prepared Zarya can save a teammate, but Zarya herself can get gibbed
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>>167367673
>to go down and then kill him
Yeah, then he stalls with his paint can
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>>167368965
Where do you think we are? (I don't have the image)
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>>167368965
Just typical /v/ermin behavior. Don't you want to know what people on tumblr are complaining about? That's the reason I come to /vg/.
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>>167369035
>it's a balanced cool down
>just don't get hit with it
:^)
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>>167368414
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>>167368819
another roadhog is the only answer
and then its basically just a cold war of "who uses hook first"
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>>167369134

with the same logic, widow is OP because you can oneshot every squishy every second.
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>>167368819
The only time I've consistently been able to take him down in a match was being premade with an Ana and a Dva, whilst playing Zarya.

Shield self or Dva when he hooks, Ana throws a grenade at him to cancel his self heal and we focus our fire and take him out. This requires me having had a strong fucking coffee and the focus of a Tibetan monk to react in time.

It should not require the sole focus of 3 players to take out single fucking hero. He has no specific counter, his insane self-heal and ridiculous damage means that if he has any support whatsoever, he will successfully 1v1 anyone.
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>>167368965
As much as I'd love to ignore them, snowflakes become a problem when they muscle their way into other communities and try to change shit to suit their whims, which is how you get all the blatant SJW cronyism that's been popping up in gaming for the past few years. I admit I love a good train wreck, though, so maybe I'm just sensitive to it.
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>>167368819
You could write entire books on comps and counter-comps around Roadhog (or most heroes, really.)

Ana's anti-heal and sleep dart can shut down Roadhog activity in your zone but that's requires significantly more aim, sense, and reflexes than the Hog has to invest to get kills, not to mention significantly longer cooldowns.

Pharah can attempt to boop Hog (or their team-mates) out of position from beyond his effective range opening him up for your own Hog's hook.

You can hope tracer and Genji have the skills to juke hooks and get ult charge off him, but that also charges him and his healers.
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>>167368903
This.
The biggest complaint should be made that too many people make Genji seem like a beta when he used to be a playa
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>>167369275
except she hasn't got the highest health in the game and the capacity to out-heal a single DPS whilst her hard CC comes off cooldown.
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>>167369275
Widowmaker doesn't have 600 HP and a self-heal ability.
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How do completely one-sided stomps where gold elims on the losing team is 1 even happen in matches where everyone is the same SR?
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>>167369339
>It should not require the sole focus of 3 players to take out single fucking hero.

it doesn't.
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>playing competitive
>anoying little shit either early teens or preteen on mic
>talking shit to team and just being anoying
>"YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER CUNTS SUCK"
>Hear a woman's voice scream WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
>Hear a loud slap
>crying
>WE DO NOT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE
>more hits
>kid crying and yelling
>mom (I'm assuming his mom at least) says I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS SCREAMING AT THIS THING I'M TAKING IT
>"MOM NO DON'T UNPL-"
>Silence
>"a teammate has left the game"

Well lost and I usually don't approve of hitting kids as a former of punishment but God damn did I love that moment. Fucking annoying little shit got his ass beat while on mic and the rest of my team loling. Wish I recorded it
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> enemy team has Roadhog
> Go Bastion
> enemy team now has to build their comp around countering a bastion

GG EZ.

Roadhog also has no fucking range. Maps like Gibraltar are easy as fuck to bully him on
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yo can someone buy me overwatch thatd be appreciated loads
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>>167369446
Eh, I could understand him slowing down and mellowing out some in the pursuit of tranquility. It's not an uncommon writing device for the playboy to be shy and awkward around a girl he actually loves either.
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>>167369571
he wins every. single. 1v1. matchup.

Name a single hero that has the capacity to take him out 1v1 given a similar skill level.
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>>167369643
sent ;^)
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>>167369464
>>167369493

she don't have a close combat-oriented kit, an hitbox the size of a barn and no escape mechanism either.
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>>167369628
unless your team builds around you first, you're gonna have some difficulties not dying
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>>167368414
God dammit someone fix this shit. Look at those fugly hueg eyes and dumb expression.
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>>167369680
Mei.
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>Entire team gets caught in graviton
>My team's Zarya manages her bubbles perfectly and the followup earthshatter stuns no one
>We end up team killing them
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>>167369720
Why do you need to account for hitbox size or escape mechanisms when you can quite literally out-heal anything a hero can throw at you.
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>97% of achievements unlocked

How the fuck do you do rapid discord? Literally 1/2 things I need.
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>>167369785
>mei circle strafes roadhog whilst applying freeze
>roadhog hooks mei
>mei goes into icicle
>roadhog self heals until she pops out
>roadhog shoots her once and kills her immediately

Try again.
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>>167369809
Party with a friend who's good at Soldier and have him call out who he's shooting during his ult.
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>>167369680

tracer, genji, another hog, pharah.

eventually: mccree, hanzo, widow

>>167369802
in a game where a granny (which you can find in every match) can remove this self-heal ability? plus 3-4 hero that can interrupt it?
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>>167369035
>Gibraltar Defense
>Widow
>Roadhog flies out the top spawn exit all by his lonesome
>100% Headshot him the moment he steps off
>He starts chugging estus in mid-air
>100% Headshot him again before he hits the ground
>100% Headshot him a third time but he caught an Ana grenade halfway through chugging.
>Their team starts taking shots at me, forcing me to move.
>900 damage in 2.5 seconds was not enough to kill a hog receiving one heal
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>>167369680
Tracer, Mei, Pharah, Zen, Genji, Soldier, Bastion

Shit pretty much any character can 1v1 him. Stay at range and dodge hooks. Of course a Roadhog that lands 100% of his hooks will win fights, however we both know that 100% hook accuracy is incredibly rare.

Basically git gud
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>>167369785
Mei can't kill him fast enough even after he whiffs a hook. You need three headshots to kill him when her weapon shoots fairly slowly and now thanks to hook 2.0 you're risking to get one shot if you stand within a 20 radius of him. People complained about D.va, but roadhog now is even worse than her, there's no counterplay to getting hooked besides human error or not staying near him.
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>it's a blizzard think they're gonna squeeze me for money by punishing me for leaving episode
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>>167369921
>Mei baits hook
>freezes pig + icicle combo
>freezes pig while in the middle of his self healing
>bait out hook again and walls it off
>freeze + icicle
>this kills the pig
You either never played as a hog or mei in this situation or you're so low, everyone is a pushover
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>>167369168
Your eyes have been opened
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Man there are so many fucking slavs on the EU server
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>>167368903
Mercy would not be heart broken about Overwatch being shut down considering she testified before the U.N. against it. Not to mention that she has a line saying that Overwatch should stay shutdown.

I can buy that Mercy and Genji keep in contact with each other but I can't buy that there is any kind of romantic interest between them.

>they exchanged chocolates
Friends can give each other chocolates on Valentines day and it still won't mean anything romantic. It is a nice gesture between friends.
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>>167370192
>Dodge hooks
What is this meme? Unless you are playing Tracer or Genji you aren't dodging shit he is just missing.

Every single one of those characters has to be significantly better than the hog to win. If you were playing against yourself as both of those characters which version of you do you think would win? The Hog version would.
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>>167369802
> out heal anything a hero can throw at you
> he can't hit an immobile target in the head

McCree, Hanzo and Widow can do more damage than his heal. Most of the other characters can still do a fuckton of damage with headshots while he's immobile too. Learn to dodge/bait hooks and Hogs are easy
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>>167370178

don't you have a team with you?
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>>167370441
Oh but wait, what's this? An ana is healing him
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>>167370459
2.5 seconds into the match they're still waiting for the payload to round the corner.
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>>167370298
>To win Mei has to be good enough to bait his hook TWICE and Hog has to be bad enough to just let her get within range without shredding her with his M2
>All hog has to do is hook her once

So what you are telling me is it is heavily stacked towards Hog and you have to be much better than him to win? Good to know. Lets see how this goes when they are equally good.

>Mei tries to bait hook
>Hog being just as good as her waits expects it and catches her anyway
>Hook lands she dies
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>>167370441
>my solution is to become more skilled than the roadhog player and ignore the assumed premise of an equal skill matchup
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>>167370418
> itt shitters that can track enemy CDs
> itt shitters that have no situational awareness/positional awareness

Stand next to a fucking wall. When he looks like he's about to hook, move behind the wall. There, Roadhog is now infinitely easier to kill.

Pro tip: the same strategy works without a wall! Just move to the left or right when a hog is looking to hook.
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>>167370415
Listen, this thing is not made for us. It's made for shippers. That gap between them being friends and them being romantic is filled by their shippers minds. They see a compatibility there, that we just don't see. Trust me, when this appeared I read some Gency fanfic to try and understand and got nowhere. I am sad that Chu thinks that this is lore, but we got to work with what we have.
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>>167370685
Oh it's so fucking simple, I can't believe everyone on the planet didn't get this simple trick.

All the pro players building entire comps around Hog and Ana are fucking retarded for propping up a hero that is so easily juked.
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>>167370581
and something else:

if ana wasn't there, or the self heal duration was longer (a nerf I find reasonable), hog would be dead. which mean a sniper could have killed a tank in 2.5s without any chance of retaliation.
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>>167370192
>Tracer
Please teach me then. Even if he's fairly easy to hit, you have to dodge like a champ and even then, on a 1v1 situation he would just inhale and heal 300 in a second, mag dumping on his head would at best halt his healing, then you'd have to outplay him again and evade hook/m2
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>>167370685
I love how every solution for how to beat Hog is to just hope he is a retard. Would you hook someone who is just standing next to a wall and trying to bait you into hooking them?
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>>167370012
similar skill level?

>hog is a 50/50 whoever lands the hook first
>tracer will be one-shot when she comes within her close-quarter engagement range
>genji will be one shot unless the hog has a brain hemorrhage and shoots into a deflection

Phara is a fair shout, but very much depending on an open environment in which to engage him.

Granny can mitigate his heal, but unless she has decent follow up; he'll one-shot her.
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>>167369809
Zarya
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>>167370623
Again
> he can't hit an immobile target in the head

By your "equally skilled" logic, if the McCree/Widow/Hanzo (or any dps character for that matter) isn't landing headshots on an immobile Hog, the Hog isn't landing stupid hooks either.

Also none of the three listed heroes should even be in hook/shotgun range anyways AND McCree has a stun to interrupt the heal. There's plenty of layers of "git gud" at work here

>>167370538
> a tank + the best single target healer in the game can beat a solo DPS

Wow, color me fucking shocked, anything else to contribute?
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>>167370856
Here's the thing about that, he jumped onto the payload which heals for like 10 hp/s, and I don't believe it's interrupted by damage.

He likely would have survived those 3 shots regardless.

That happened just before the ana nade nerf so he had nearly full health because of it but I'm still salty about it.
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>party on your team
>always half shitters
>they're never the problem according to them
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>>167370839
there's a difference between pro players and the average comp player. the roadhog you play against have flaw, they can fail, overextend, miss their hooks pretty often, ect.
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>>167370862
Use your jumps effectively to confuse him and farm ult

Or you can stay at distance and poke him until you have ult. Either way hog charges tracers ult super quick
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>>167370619
I never said they were balanced.

>competent mei
>ever letting herself get hooked when she has icecube and wall at her disposal
you got a laugh out of me
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>>167369676
Sure, but they could at least not entirely ignore that part of his personality.

>>167370415
Pretty sure him being turned into a weapon played pretty nicely into Mercy getting disillusioned from Overwatch. She wanted to save his life, Overwatch went and gave Genji a "choice".
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>>167371018
>These characters can 1v1 hog as long as they get the drop on him and are at their optimal distance and the enemy hog is stupid and they're both away from their teams
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>his waifu isn't Pharah
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>>167370821
You're right. I should just stop trying to understand why shippers think they way they do. Clearly logic in not their number one interest.
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>>167370415
That's true, but it was probably still a serious upheaval and stressful at the very least. I mean, Overwatch's dissolution started with the Swiss HQ EXPLODING, so I could understand it hitting her pretty hard at first.
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>>167369446
He was literally emasculated. What did you expect?
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>>167368153
>ugly
Wut?
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>>167371287
>he makes a gud waifu look like shit by constantly posting her disgusting SFM model
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>>167371018
my main point is that you're having to justify a tank having the same lethality as a dedicated DPS.

Every other tank:
>Zarya has to skillfully place shields on self and team mates to get her damage output
>rein has to skillfully engage in close quarters, hitting for about 50-100hp with every hit
>dva has to skillfully flank and ambush enemies in order to apply consistent damage
>winston has to have near omniscience in order to successfully engage enemies and retreat to healers without being focused down after his paper shield is burst

Roadhog?

In order to chunk down an entire team at a time he simply has to M2 repeatedly in the general direction of a distant enemy, or M1 if the enemy is up close. Hooks are guaranteed OHK.
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>>167371248
> Roadhog can 1v1 these characters as long as he gets the drop on them and are at his optimal distance and the enemy is stupid and they're both away from their team

You're not even trying anymore
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>tfw the POTG showcases your terrible aim
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>>167371287
fool
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>>167371316
It's that way with all shippers. I am just sad that this shipping nonsense has spilled over into /owg/.I just hope that this stays in the background of the lore.
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>>167371409
A little bit of his charme being intact?
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>>167371570
Fair enough. But the rest of those tanks have a shield and some sustain (except Rein, although he also has a "pick"/movement ability with his charge). Most of Zaryas health is a rechargeable shield, Winston has insane mobility with his leap and Dva has insane mobility AND extra sustain in baby Dva form. Hog is a slow, close range meatshield. He's more of a brawler type of character than a traditional tank in the sense that his utility as a "tank" drastically decreases when he's not standing behind a shield or receiving Zarya shields
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HANA
A
N
A
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>>167366664
log off gabriel
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They should just remove hog from tank to offensive category
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>>167371583
Don't really need to try to point out why your argument is retarded
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>slog through 3 games to get 50 SR
>get one shit 3 stack that pick genji and hanzo and refuse to change despite being stomped my good picks
>lose 50 SR

Yeah thanks blizzard this is fair
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>>167371854
It's worthy to remember that before the Tank meta he was considered to be just a ultimate generator for the enemy. His strength right now is because the meta allows his weakness to be less accentuated.
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>>167371194
>>167371372
Mercy has been against Overwatch since it started to take a militaristic stance post-Omnic War. The only reason she joined it was because she felt that it was the best way to help more people then just working by herself.
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>>167372019
Because a hog is much more likely to be in hook/shotgun range of a McCree/Hanzo/Widow than they are to be at optimal mid range?

Nah, you're wrong m8. You're foundational assumptions were flawed and caused the rest of your argument to be flawed as well.
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>>167371120
So fucking what? Average players can fail to exploit these flaws just as well as a hog can make them.

The point is that Hog's abilities are incredibly hard to punish because of their short cooldown or how effective they are.

Average players exacerbate hog's issues, they don't make them easier for his opponents.

Let's say hog has a 50% hook accuracy, if he lands it he's still nearly 100% likely to kill you

Now lets say you're literally any DPS hero in the game with a 50% weapon accuracy, hog is now twice as tough as he would be if you have perfect accuracy and the short CD on his hook is now

Look at this post >>167368382

So let's say instead of 3 seconds to do 900 damage, you have 6 (hog missed his hook and you didn't need to wraith it) but you're not a perfect player so you miss some shots and you don't crit every single pellet you hit, let's call that 140 DPS.

140 damage per second for 6 seconds is still not enough to kill a Roadhog that presses E at any point in that fight.
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>>167371505
There it is, the dumb face I was talking about.
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>>167372145
And Genji was not one of those people she wanted to help?
I'm not saying it was the only reason, just part of the reason she doesn't cry after Overwatch.
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>>167372095
I agree 100%. Tank meta is cancer. It's also part of the reason why Dva seemed so broken. The risk-reward for those characters used to be balance, but tank meta heavily skews it in favor of rewarding those heroes
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>>167371612
>Playing Drunk 76 and get potg with my wobbly ass aim

How embarrassing.
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>>167372242
dumb is one thing and ugly is another
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>>167371854
That's true. It's just frustrating as balls turning around a corner, and getting insta-gibbed by the fat bastard camping on the other side.

The others are reasonably straightforward to directly counter at a similar skill level, roadhog requires relatively more focus and coordination to bring down.

He isn't outright OP, just consistently more difficult to play against than any other tank.
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>>167372331
A tank meta is kind of inevitable when all of them put out as much damage as a DPS hero but they have 300-400 more health than one and function as a perfect ult battery for Ana, the strongest healer
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>>167372236
> reaper missing shots on an immobile Roadhog

If we are assuming similar skill then we'd have to assume that Hog is sitting around 20% accuracy. Because reaper missing hog while in shotgun range is fucking laughable
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>>167372223
Man, you sure showed me, champ. You saying I'm wrong has blown me out of the water
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>>167372454
He's very punishing for out of positioned players. But very easy to punish with proper positioning. A classic pubstomper for sure.
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>>167372331
This. I think people forget that Roadhog has received zero nerfs or buffs from the start of the game. He has gotten better due to metas going in his. I blame it on Ana, keeping him alive despite him lacking armor.
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>>167368414
Thank god for people like Pseudonym3D and Arhoangel for giving Pharah some justice
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>>167357891
>it takes 3 of you to take down 1 hopping man
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>>167372485
140 DPS is what he'd be doing if every single shot hit but didn't crit.

Which is pretty likely since hog can literally just turn around and not look at you until his hook is back up.
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>>167371287
>waifuing a bull's-eye
I already have perfection.
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I think the people who are saying Roadhog's Hook isn't overpowered have as much of a leg to stand on as the people saying Reinhardt is overpowered.
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>>167372059
>win 3 matches and get 100 SR
>lose one match
>lose 20
>win next
>gain 25
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>>167372672
>that tummy
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>167372095
>Temple of Anubis: Defense
>We have Roadhog
>They have zarya
>45s in: FIRE AT WILL
>"Roadhog, stop feeding the fucking zarya
>Roadhog: BANG BANG BANG BANG
>1:30s in: FIRE AT WILL
>"Roadhog, what the fuck are you doing?!"
>Roadhog: BANG BANG BANG BANG
>2:15: FIRE AT WILL

They take both objectives with 5 minutes to spare, roadhog throws a temper tantrum and goes bastion on attack.

>Enemy Zarya POTG
>fucking watching her ultimate count go up 30% everytime she engages our roadhog

He must need help getting dressed and tying his shoelaces every morning.
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Can I play comp even if I dont have a mic?
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>>167372506
>Man, you sure showed me, champ. You saying I'm wrong has blown me out of the water


> make stupid argument
> gets called stupid
> hurr durr you're so smart you sure got me

Just because you don't grasp the concept of argumentation doesn't make you any less wrong
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>>167373017
no
please stick to qp
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>>167364873
>Asian Mama O'clock all the time

Boy he or she is gonna have to become the best person ever or die trying.
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Who would win this. Every map, every game mode, both attack and defend. For those with more than 6 to choose from they can choose 6 and switch it up depending on map/enemy. For those with less than 6 they can stack 1 hero.

>offense heroes
>defense heroes
>tank heroes
>support hero
>play all KOTH maps
>defend all 2 CP
>defend all hybrid
>defend all payload
>attack all 2 CP
>attack all hybrid
>attack all payload
>every team plays every team attack and defend 1 time
>round Robin style

Who wins the most game? I wanted to break it down even further but thought this'll be easier. But in case you want to
>who king of KOTH?
>who king of 2 CP attack AND defend they have to not just 1
>who king of payload attack AND defend they have to not just 1
>who king of hybrid attack AND defend they have to not just 1
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>>167372728
Hanging spider.

>>167373017
Yeah, at least if you're in voice and listening. I've seen people in GM that never get on mic once.
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>>167373017
Depends, how slavic are you feeling?
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>>167357891
> When Zaryas/Mei's laugh at you all round for deflecting against them
> tfw you reflect their ults and team wipe

do people really think i'm trying to deflect beams at diamond?
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>>167360687
yes, goodbye
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>>167373017
I'm in diamond and I never talk to my teammates

As long as you're not picking a character that requires communication (like Ana, who needs to call out her boosts) you're fine
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>>167373038
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>>167373017
Yes but you have to be a follower instead of a leader. Listen in and do whatever the loudest guy on comms is recommending, because that's probably the whole team's plan now even if it's dumb and you're better off going along with it than dying alone somewhere.
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>>167361030
>implying a gremlin could ever love in the first place
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Alright so say whatever you will about Roadhog and the Hook I have a question.

Does he take skill to play? How much skill is required to play Hog compared to other characters? Is he bottom 5 on skill required? How high is his skill ceiling compared to other characters?

Would anyone actually make an argument he requires a lot of skill to play well?
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>Team Widow was useless, didnt get a single kill
>Teammate tells Widow player that he is shit
>Widow says the whole team was shit and that we probably didnt get a single gold medal
>I actually get a card for 4 gold medals
>Widow calls us slurs before disconecting

Why are Widow players the worst scum in this game?
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Which one is a pervert?
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>>167355291
Dark Lucio
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>>167373403
Low floor high ceiling.

Learn how to not feed and make sure you land hooks and youll be fine
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>>167373403
The main point is to ensure you engage in close quarters or have a pet Zarya.

He is countered by long-range DPS.

Anything at short range he will insta-gib with his 200 damage alt-fire, and his 30 damage and hard-stun hook.

This is arguable depending on skill matchup. Mei and reaper in particular have the capacity to 1v1 him if they're good.
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>That one guy getting mad in brawls

If there's a mode that's more casual than qp, it's this. Your stats aren't even saved.
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>>167373614
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when
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>>167371562
Nothing wrong with it.
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>>167373614
>Jack is a sheltered farm boy
>Reyes grew up in LA, the degeneracy capital of the States
Do you even need to ask?
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>>167373121
What are you even asking? Your request is phrased like a fucked up google translation.
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>>167373491
Snipers ruin all shooters
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>>167373813
Next hero should be around next month but no idea if it'll be doomfist.
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>>167373403
Rein>Lucio>Symmetra>Hog>Junkrat

In terms of lowest skill required to impact IMO
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>>167373840
I also thought it was Jack, just wanted to make sure.
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>>167373813
Do the weird letters for the current one's name mean he's an omnic?
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>>167372279
If Mercy truly had a problem with turning Genji inot a killing machine she would have not done so. The fact that she did so leaves me to believe that she was more invested in the opportunity of rebuilding someone.
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>>167373828
God damn how do you fuck up that bad with her model? Looks like a tanned asian with down syndrome.
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>>167373756
No I'm not even gonna lie, I get like that but only during events even I'm grinding the free loot boxes. I'll relax after I get my 9 wins until then fuck you
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>>167373953
That is omnic script yes
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>>167373953
Consider that the other are swahili, yeah probably.
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>>167373923
>symmetra has highest win percentage in game at the moment
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Are we getting anything new when LNY ends?
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>>167373958
It was either that or let him die
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>>167373958
I''m not shipping, but the bio seems to indicate that it was someone else who cyberized genji and that Mercy only saved his life.

I am more intrigued in that other doctor, the one who had no problem turning Genji into a murder machine.
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>>167373842
Offense, defense, tank, support. The 4 classes. All of them play each other in all the maps. Who would win the most of these games?
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>>167374068
Probably not. If the gap is like Ana to Sombra we could get a new hero next month though.
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>>167374001
It's from a gif.
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>GAME FOUND!
>load in
>Waiting for players.....
>Kicked back to the main menu

how

how is this even a problem

how has blizzard, with all their complex algorithms and money, not been able to ix this shit

it's ridiculous when i spend more time loading into unfilled games and getting kicked from them than i spend actually playing the game.
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>>167361513
How do ya figure?
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>>167374039
You have to be able to place turrets on the map where they won't get destroyed immediately to do anything. Lucio can just run around in the vicinity of his team and still be useful. Rein only has to walk forward and hold M2 to be useful to his team.
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>Playing well with Trashmouse

Feels good man.
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>overwatch single handedly saves entire planet from omnics
>praised
>loved
>supported
>???????
>hated
>protested
>made illegal

What I miss?
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>>167374471
>Game Found!
>It's a room waiting for players that implodes shortly afterwards
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>>167373958
This is pretty fucking funny, thanks for posting it.
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>tfw mercy has no "CAN YOU FEEL ZE SCHADENFREUDE?" line
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>playing Lucio
>team getting pummeled
>decide fuck it and play Zarya for the last two rounds
>carry the fuck out of the team and turn around a 4 minute deficit into a win
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>>167374546
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>>167374532
I wasn't questioning you!

Sorry, further context required. I looked up which heroes had the highest win-rate at the moment. Was a little...surprised to find it was sym.
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>>167374546
The entire game is an allegory for the US Military
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>>167373840
Are you implying a well respected veteran is a pervert compared to a dirty farmer boy who sleeps with his hands under the covers?
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>>167374671
>mfw Zarya in total mayhem
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>>167374546
People found out about Overwatch's Blackwatch division, which is like the NSA meets the Waffen SS, that was operating and spying on everyone in times of peace.

Then there was the mismanagement and the fact that literally no country could tell them to stop it until their HQ was blown the fuck up and everyone quit.
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>>167364873
>Pharah
>Zenyatta
Great, my kid is going to be raised by autists.
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>>167374546
Human(?) rights violations and links to terrorist organizations.

Also Overwatch HQ blowing up.

It's basically Watchmen.
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So uh.... is there any reason to pick Sombra over other flankers like tracer and genji?

I'm honestly at a loss as to when to pick her. Not once have I played the game and thought "Damn, I really wish someone would go Sombra," or "Shit, their Sombra is really preventing us from winning the game because she is her so well."

Am I missing something or do Blizzard try to make an assassin stealth hero without fully committing to the "assassin" part?
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>>167374664
why the fuck would she, literally no hero has a line where they swap between two different languages, the entirety of their voiceline is in one language.

You never hear mei saying 'Haha, this wall of ice will surely 操你马吗很湿的逼
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>>167374292

So...you're asking from our personal pick of mains, who we feel is the most versatile throughout all the game modes?
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>>167374806
>MFW sombra in total mayhem
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>>167373651
but hes already dark?
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>>167374895
She's not an assassin at all. She's a "backline disruptor" and it's not the easiest thing to actually accommodate with the way the game is now
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>>167374857
I'm actually curious, where did the "pharah is autistic" meme come from?
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>>167374749
I'm saying that a man who grew up in a heavily liberal city is more likely to have some pretty insane kinks compared to someone who was born and raised in the Bible Belt, yes.
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>>167374895
Hacking health packs really helps your team and preventing enemy the ability to counter ult is a massive advantage.
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>>167374192
She could have saved him without turning him into a walking butcher shop. And do you really think that Mercy would let someone she knew that she could save die because Overwatch told her not too?
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>>167374895
She is essentially there to make the enemy team as useless as she is.
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>>167374895
Sombra isn't supposed to be an assassin according to Jeff.

She's supposed to be a disruptor but they forgot that killing people is pretty disruptive.
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>>167374921
Schadenfreude has pretty much been adopted into English as a loan word at this point, especially since there was no real equivalent for it already.
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>>167374895
Sombra has some extra utility. She's not an assassin, she's a harass and setup hero. She can hack a big medkit to give some sustain to your team, and she gets ult charge from that. Because of that, she can get ult charge really fast from that + briefly firing at the enemy team before recalling back to safety. Her EMP is also utterly devastating if paired with a good team push, or certain ults
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>>167374895
She's not an assassin. Don't be fooled by her reveal video, if that were realistic sombra would have been picked as soon as she was spotted by the guards, or maybe when she stealthed to run into the room with katyla she would have brushed up against the door and deactivated her own stealth.

She is a back line disabler. She is the person on Volsk where your team has to go 'shit someone is behind on point, can you deal with that?' She combos with dva ult to get kills, she counters lucio, she counters zarya and zen,

its an extremely stupid design because you think a stealth hero would make the perfect assassin but you have to relaise thats just not blizzard intended with her.
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>>167375048
I think you have that mixed up.
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>>167374895
shes best in king of the hill

what can a tracer do if shes hacked?
what can a mei do if shes hacked
what can dva do without anything but her trash primary
rein?
genji?
what about zarya? Roadhog?

Sombra can pave the way to easily destroying most heroes. shes best on a great team that communicates well and understands which heroes need to be taken care of.
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>>167375048
i dunno m8, bible belt repression breeds some seriously weird shit in people
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>get symmetra's Qipao skin for the third straight box in a row
>i also got it on the first day of the event
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>>167363426
Sauce PLEASE
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>you will never be blackmailed by sombrero
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>>167375020
>>167375056
>>167375102
>>167375121
>>167375168
>>167375192
>>167375223
So she's not about damage, she's about disruption? Cause it really seems like the utility she removes doesn't make up for losing a slot that could go to a class that could actually kill someone.

Honestly I feel like her ult should be different and her hack should instead be her ult abet a smaller radius.

If you had to invent a new ult for Sombra what would it be? And no I'm not from blizz hq I'm just wonder what you fellow /v/ guys thought
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>>167374732
But the US military are always in the right. They've always been the good guys.
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>when you fall so low into masters you get career diamondshitters on your team

just end my fucking life, I've played with plats better than these fucking morons
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>tfw Sombra says "I know who's been naughty"
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>>167375595
Her ult is fine maybe even bit too good. Her problem is the same as Junkrat, inconsistent damage output.
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>>167375609
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>>167375595
Keep the Ult, make it so that hacked enemies take extra damage, so her EMP that hacks everything basically turns into a temporary AoE discord
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>>167375502
Great. One less possible rape for me to deal with in life.
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>>167375656
>tfw Mei "I have something for you"
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>>167375502
>no trashy hacker gf
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>>167375767
it's an icicle for your brain
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>>167375756
Is it just me or should hacked enemies do less damage to Sombra?
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>>167375595
I think her hacking ability needs to take less time to apply, be able to be applied whilst she's (partially) invisible, have a slower cool-down.

I can deal with her not putting out damage, but if you're going to make her solely focused on disrupting: make her really fucking disruptive.
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>>167375595
She turns on Friendly Fire at half damage for 10 seconds.
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>>167375767
its "i got you something" you filthy casual
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>>167375896
*and have a faster cooldown

derp.
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>>167375751
>D.Va's arms stuck out from her mech

uh... why?

>>167375896
Also the hack needs to not be disrupted by damage. That's fucking retarded. Is anything else in this game disrupted by damage?
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>>167375767
>>167375869
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>>167374963
... I really didn't think it would be this fucking confusing holy shit. Here you go. I'll set up a match for you alright?

>tracer, sombra, pharah, 76, genji, Mcree
VERSUS
>Mei, hanzo, widowmaker, torb, junkrat, bastion
On hollywood. That's 1 game. Now imagine these 2 teams playing on nubani. Then lijiang tower. Then illios. And so on. Which team made up of only 1 class wins the most games?
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>>167376052
It's a dumb design but since she uses her whole arm to pilot the meka the controls probably didn't fit in the bubble.

Besides, it's a one person tank designed to fight megazord sized omnics. Anything that that thing could use to blow off her arm is going to melt the mech around her anyway.

>>167376080
>PestilenceSFM.webm
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>>167371857
>tfw Palanquin just dropped.

My life is finally complete.
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>>167376052
Nothing bastion's heal noteworth
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>>167376080
>mercy will never choke on your icicle
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>>167376080
Holy fug
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>>167375502
Good. Why would you want to be blackmailed wtf?
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>>167376208
>Friend has opened 5 boxes and gotten 2 palanquins
>I've opened over 20 and no palanquin or Zen's Chad face
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>>167376052
Bastion's self-repair
Ana's sleep dart technically, I guess
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>>167376337
ive opened like 40-50 and got 2 palanquins 4-5 mercys 2 symms and 2 zen chads
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>>167375751
Oh you supported the Nazis when they faught against them? Or maybe ISIS? No? Japanese kamikaze fighters? How about their first war against England for their fucking freedom?
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>>167374708
>Shutdown by UN
I will never understand this silly cliche. The UN has no real power and its peacekeepers are just as bad as any of the shit listed there along with having drug, slave and prostitution rings all around the world. They profit off disaster areas like no other and every time they're caught Ban-Ki does his usual "we're sorry it won't happen again" and it's forgotten.
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>>167376178

>Which team made up of only 1 class wins the most games?

>>167374292
>Offense, defense, tank, support. The 4 classes. All of them play each other in all the maps. Who would win the most of these games?

>>167373121
>Who would win this. Every map, every game mode, both attack and defend. For those with more than 6 to choose from they can choose 6 and switch it up depending on map/enemy. For those with less than 6 they can stack 1 hero.

>... I really didn't think it would be this fucking confusing holy shit.

In what I hope is an answer to your question: Tanks would win. Every time.
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>>167376419
Overwatch itself is an international organization that probably put itself under its jurisdiction, I guess?
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>>167375648
It's because people get into diamond and suddenly have no drive to get better at the game because they are content with "slightly above average" as their rank.
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>>167375595
Don't worry lil QP-only never-touched-comp-in-your-life kid, we know you're not from blizz HQ based on how retarded your posts were.

Her ult is fine, it just needs to go through payload
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>>167376406
you do appreciate that America were glorified arms dealers to both sides during WW1, right?

Nearly every extremist group in the middle east was bankrolled, trained, and armed by western secret services ever since the Cold War.
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>>167376556
I'm pretty sure that's his point.
Organizations that answer directly to the UN have been caught doing all manner of really fucked up shit, and yet they're still around and no one cares.
Even other organizations like The Red Cross are continually caught doing awful shit and no one ever cares.
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>play """"""""Mystery""""""" 6v6
>enemy has 3 pharahs and we can't roll a single hitscan character
>enemy rolls 4 tanks and we can't get a single soldier 76 or bastion, or anything
>enemy roll 3 bastions on defense with two mercy's and a Zarya but we can't get a single character with a shield

Man I love this game mode, it surly and truly is """random""".
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>>167377021
Overwatch at its height was basically a UN military force.
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>>167375956
I think he's referring to the mei snowdown event where she picks up snow and says "i've got something for you' you fucking retarded loser
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>"You guys suck so I'm going to throw"

What the fuck is the logic behind this?
Just let me get to fucking master.
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Would you fuck this cat?
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A new record
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>>167370336
That's a huge difference in camera FoV though so of course her face looks different.
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>>167377193
The UN has a sort of military force already, the UN Peacekeepers. Nobody has been caught doing more fucked up shit than them, and no one cares.
I'm talking kidnapping little girls from local villages, taking turns raping her and then killing her, dismembering the body and throwing the pieces in a nearby river. Sometimes they don't even bother to "clean up" like that, they just dump the body back at her home.
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>>167362760
What's with his political leanings?
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Do people actually defend Tanks in this game? Are people legitimately okay with a single class shitting on everything else?
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>another box with whites, blues and duplicates
even more digusting than junkrat spam
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Amélie
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>>167361918
He's the angry fellow in the back with the sword
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>>167377296
Basically if a team is really really shit it zaps the will to play.
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So what did everyone get in their boxes today. Finally Winstons skin, just hoping I get Rein and Junkrat soon
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>dva nerfed
>still carry hard on koth maps
el oh el
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>>167359113
Fit women with big natty knockers are such a delicious rarity.
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>>167378165
Some sprays and icons I've already gotten. So far I've been really lucky with skins so I can't complain.
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>>167377660
Where can I enlist?
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>>167378165
I got my first skin on my small list so i might actually be able to get all i want.
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>Lucio main at Masters
>get matched with a Diamond
>everyone hounding me to let the Diamond play Lucio even though neither of us want to switch
>do it anyway
>lose
Always let people play who they are comfortable with
Even though I was our best player despite playing the piggy I don't like
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>>167367304
>>167368582
>salty pharmercy fags

Embarrassing.
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>>167377660
Thats liberals for you to far up their own asses to know whats happening.
I prefer to look at OW as a counterterrorist unit for pixar fans.
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>>167378252
i love cheeky d vas that still think theyre untouchable
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>>167361631
can't help but smile when I see winston; seems like the nicest guy and watching him do that voice is hilarious
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>>167377296
Keep in mind that it's always very likely that you are playing with literal children.
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>>167378515
>replying to a two hour old post
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>>167375502
I want to be friends with Sombra!
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>>167378652
Thanks for the (you).
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>>167378564
I never thought I was untouchable because I never trusted my team's Ana to make me untouchable, so my playstyle hasn't changed much post-nerf
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>>167378679
I want to repeatedly *boop* the entrance to her womb.
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>>167378564
>bait the hook
>eat some shotgun shells with m2
>press shift+m1
>eliminated fatpig(100)
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>>167378576
LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11
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>>167378464
For the most part you should never let other players decide what you do in games because they are stupid.
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>>167378679
But Sombra rapes her friends...
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>>167376437
I was thinking support or offense. Support have the best sustain and Zenyatta and Symmetra shit out damage. Nanoboost either and they're pretty scary. Mercy can focus on damage boosting instead of healing.
Offense if sombra hacks health packs whoever they're playing can't heal while offense can easily grab health packs.

Tanks have no sustain.
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>>167378892
Yeah but I was our highest ranked player, so they wanted me to play a more impactful hero
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>>167378903
I was raped multiple times as a kid. I don't see why everyone thinks it's so fun to talk about. It ruins lives.
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>>167378903
Koreans seem to draw a whole lot of yuri
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>>167378337
>>167378408
Youll get something good soon anon-samas
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>>167378990
Neat story
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>>167379027
I like all the cute Symmetra art
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>>167378990
Because consenting adults enjoy fantasy raep.
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>>167378824
>sombranut.png
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>>167379118
Symmetra is my autistic waifu.
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>>167378990
Because it's hot
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>>167378990
>hitting on friend
>she breaks down in tears
>wat
>"I'm a slut"
>"I was raped as a kid"
>didn't get to hit on her
I guess I'm that good looking
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>>167378990
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>>167379118
Sym is cute
All the girls are cute in their own special way
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>>167379172
>rape
>consent
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>>167378990
>it's a thin-skinned newfriend episode
I'm sorry for what happened to you but come on
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>on winstreak
>2 wins from GM
>Lijiang Tower
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>game cancels
The gods are with me today, I fucking hate that cursed piece of shit map
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>>167378990
If you're a girl that's hot

If you're a boy shut the fuck up boys can't be raped I would have loved it if an older woman "raped" me as a kid. And I'd love myself to the memory of it for the rest of my life
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>facedives into enemy spawn
>"it's just quick play"
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>>167379498
You'd be surprised at how common rape fantasy is.

Best I can explain it is like horror movies, something terrible in a safe environment.
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>>167379517
>play Lijang tower
win

>play Hanamura or Temple of anubis
lose

I might as well quit during setup and save everyone the time
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>>167379560
someone needs to learn to have FUN
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>>167379589
It isn't rape if you want it. Then it's just rough sex.

Rape implies aggression, force, tears and bruises, screams and whimpers.
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>>167374997
Not his soul, anon.
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>autolock torb on defense every time
>autolock Symmetra on KOTH every game
>only flexible on attack

Is this bad? I'm willing to switch if I have to at least but I'm always one of first to lock in so I hope team fills in itself
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>shoots E at your feet
>kills you through sound barrier
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>>167379703
Well duh, but that's real life, but fantasy is fantasy, where the rapist is a handsome, rugged, but smart man who takes what he wants from you despite your protests because he made you cum repeatedly.
It doesn't have to make sense.
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>>167379814
UNCOMPLICATED
ALGEBRA
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Even after her nerfs D.Va is completely cancer.

>Defense Matrix is still utterly broken, and they're buffing it
>Still has the best mobility skill in the game that cools down in 5 seconds
>Still shreds every non Tank in the game effortlessly at close range
>Still chases down every non Tank in the game effortlessly
>No need to reload
>Only has one legitimate counter character, Zarya
>Has two lives because why not
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>>167379664
I legitimately only have fun if I win
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>>167379814
>implying feet are a requirement and not a polite suggestion at most
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>>167378990
>tfw rape victim and i have ended up at the same place in life

>on 4chan
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>Dva main
>Consistently get 3-4 medals
>Too scared to touch her post-nerf
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>>167380041
rank?
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>>167379953
that sounds awful. why would you even keep playing?
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>>167379990
Describe it. In detail. Please. >>167378990
You too. Don't be a bitch
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>>167379950
>Biggest hitbox/critbox in the game
>No damage or focused fire unless standing on the enemy
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>>167379609
Anytime I play Lijiang it triggers a massive lossing streak, I just don't know why
>Hanamura
>anything that isn't a draw
That map has fucking voodoo around it, I've seen the most retarded outcomes to ensure a draw, shit including nano-boosted attack Bastion getting a teamwipe
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>>167380079
gold
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>>167379560
>Friendly Mei puts ice wall up as soon as the match starts blocking the exit
>Spams hello
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>>167380167
A family friend abused and raped me from the time I was twelve till I was fourteen.

He's been in jail for it for seven years now. If I ever see him anywhere near me again i'm going to run him through with a kitchen knife.
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>>167380327
if you are fairly skilled she's still useful as a pubstomper
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What does pulse munition smell like?
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>>167380481
Ozone
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>>167380370
Would you describe the experience as being more similar to being hooked by Roadhog or pinned by Reinhardt?

I will accept being hit by scatter arrow as well.
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>>167359405
>>167359501

He must mean Gabriel Reyes was dressing up as Reaper and doing off-books terrorism shit even before he exploded and Mercy brought him back as a spooky ghost man.
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>>167380419
It's been a good chance to expand my roster. Though I've mainly been playing Torb, which is kinda ironic.
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>>167380167
i started browsing 4chan when i was 16 and i fear that it severely ruined my social and communication skills, and now, at 24, i mostly lack the motivation and courage it takes to handle going back to uni or seriously think about buying a condo

i never said i was raped, anon
i actually thought i was plainly implying the opposite
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>>167380137
Because torb is my favorite hero in the game. Have 100+ hours with him. 93rd percentile according to overbuff if you take that site seriously. Top 7% in the world

I only started playing Symmetra after her buff when they made her good. Never touched her before because she was shit. She's great on KOTH. If we capture the point I can set up and hold that shit down easy
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>one win away from GM
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Will Blizzard ever make non Tanks worth playing.
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Can all the low eq tumblr "rape victims" leave
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>>167380673
Ana and Lucio are pretty viable
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>>167361631
Elise
https://twitter.com/25yolanda8866/status/823919615017238528
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How should Blizz buff Torb?

I don't really want him to be stronger. I just wanna stop triggering team mates by picking him.
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>>167380370
Mmm I bet you were so fucking tight...

The younger they are the tighter they are. I've had sex with teenagers and I've had sex with adults. Now I'm 23. The teenagers are tighter than the women my age now
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>>167380792
Give him another turret tier.
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>>167380792
Change the way his rank 1 turret works
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Sorry, am I the only one who in this entire game who doesn't give a fuck about loot boxes? This thread is 45% lore theorycrafting virigns, 45% complaining about your lootboxes being shit 5% actual game discussion and 5% bitching about the state of a hero who the developer team have already confirmed is working as intended and completely balanced. His hook got NERFED, End of discussion! It doesnt matter he doesnt even need to melee or combo anymore, he's got the ol 1-2. But enouugh about that


The skins in this game do fuck all, only like 7 or 8 actually change the in game models or particles or have added voice lines to go with the skin, who literally gives a fuck about every single other skin? Do you think anyone in the history of this game has actually linked their card up and bought a loot box? I spent Hundreds of dollars on League, Dozens of dollars on hearthstone packs, dozens of dollars on compendiums in dota, a few dollars on crates in CS, i will literally not spend a single dollar on loot boxes because nobody gives a fuck. Nobody is unique in this game, you have 15 heroes to choose from if you want to win, and lets be real, you have 9 heroes to choose from if you want to win, every game is the same rein ana bullshit, you guys act like the 20 people in the pro scene are decisive for the entire meta state of the game, oh hohho seagull isnt picking dva as much guys look the meta shifted! the meta shifted!!! fuck off retards, its still the same bullshit it was 2 months ago, when the developers are looking at the game they are balancing it in all aspects, not just the tryhards or pro scene, but for the 40 year old divorced dad who tries to connect with his kids and logs in after work to play a quick play. If his monkey hero had meaningful changes, maybe he'd get fed up and not overcompensate for being a lonely dad buy buying all his kids overwatch to try and win his kids back from their new step dad.

WHY ARE 400/750 posts in this threads you virgins crying
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>>167380539
But can it turn you on?
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>>167380917
>WHY ARE 400/750 posts in this threads you virgins crying

correction: "401/750 posts" if we include yours
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>>167380792
have a video that comes up when you pick him that screams "USE YOUR FUCKING GUN. STOP HUMPING YOUR TURRET. THIS ISN'T TF2"
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>>167380917
>expecting anyone to actually read your blog post
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I'm bad and I'm not getting any better
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I love playing McCree, but god damn 76 makes him fucking irrelevant.
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>>167380917
do you need a hug?
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>ana has the best gun in the game, fast projectile and sniper hitscan 100dps and 95hps
>ana has the best E in the game, 60 damage aoe that blocks healing and a 100 health 50% healing amp on a 6 second effective cooldown (10 second cd with 4 second duration) with one of the biggest aoes in the game
>ana has the best shift in the game, 5.5 second complete disable on a 12 second cooldown
>ana has the best ultimate in the game, an 8 second 50% damage amp and 50% damage reduction that charges up very quickly

seriously, who the fuck though this was a good idea
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Why does this game suck environmental kills' dicks so much? Knocking two people off a ledge is not as impressive as a quadruple kill running around as Winston
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Shutting down nanoweeb is always satisfying.
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When Reaper becomes a good guy and starts getting popular with kids in the canon. Will he have in-game plushies?
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>>167381601
Nigga at least you aren't getting worse
Like me
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>Want to play Overwatch to have "fun"
>Enter first comp match, enemy has a Widowmaker that seems to do lots of damage
>No one tries killing her but me
>Only kill her once successfully
>She gets POTG and in it all of her shots are obvious misses that when shot lock to the nearest enemy's head and 1-shots them

>Decide to play another match since obvious cheater ruined it
>Enemy team also has a Widowmaker, but the player's name is different
>Enemy Widowmaker also kicks ass and wipes whole team multiple times
>POTG shows more snapping to head bullshit
>Down 60 SR

What the fuck is with all these cunt bag Widowmaker aim botters?
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>>167380792
Ult no longer makes his turret nearly invincible without him paying even the slightest attention to it but gives him highly upgraded swing speed so that he can swap between shooting and repairing it to achieve the same effect as long as he's close enough to it to do so

Turrets no longer 360 and start shooting you the moment you're in LoS, instead having to actually turn at a speed that increases with rank to hit you

Max range lowered so that he can't just slap it in a corner on capture point maps and autowin

Turret damage increased to be a match for, if not greater than, the average DPS's so that you need a tank of some kind to kill it if Tjorb's there to actually take care of it
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Am I good now /owg/
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>>167380792

Torb doesn't need a buff, the torb player base needs to learn that torbs gun is nutty and he should be shooting people not jerking off with his mediocre turret
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>>167380698
Can the following retards ruining my gen leave

>omg reeeyess hahah reeeyes haha omgggg so romantic he is ded xD but reeeyesss gabriell
>omg merciiiii xD look at this tumble comic of merci takin reyes huuge nigger dick omg reeeyes xd talon
>MY LOOTBOX GAVE ME 3 SPRAYS AND A VOICE LINE I ALREADY HAVE? IS THIS A BUG?
>hurrr the free lootboxes which I didnt pay for didnt give me the 4 epic event skins that I wanted, its almost as if the boxes were designed to have a low drop rate to increase the time you spend playing the game and we dont just instantly get everything we want in life otherwise what would be the point
>DAE THINK WIDOW WOULD SUCK MERCY'S CLITT?? :D XD
>Do any THINK GABRIEL FAPS TO THE THOUGHT OF MEI B4 GOIN TO SLEP? :D :D?
>omg im 2000sr and people keep locking hanzo whyy~~
>omg roadhog hook me and i dead?? im going bak to dota at least pudge isnt death sentence if hook :D :D
>what u guys think pharra vulva smell like?? asking cos im irl neet virgin whose never held eye contact with a real girl for more than 3 seconds so i fantasize about fictional game characters then overly fetishise and sexualise them because I havnt come to terms with my abandonment and mental ilness issues
>omg i was raped as a kid guiise that has soo much to do with the owg discussion we have heere~~ xddd
>roadhog roadhog roadhog roadhog
>Y SOMBRERO DO NUTTIN :P :P ??? CNT EVEN HAK JUNKER TRAP TO TURN IT TO HER OWN??
>i want to repeatedly boop the entrance to sombra womb because as aforementioned I have never held eye contact with a girl let alone been in a meaningful relationship with anything even close to resembling a human female so i fetishize fictional game characters i promise im not a virgin guise
>WULD U GUISE FUK SOLDIER xD??
>the pro scene is representative of the entire competitive community
>Y SOMBRO ASSASIN IF NOT CAN KILL? HEHE SORRY BAD ENGRISH I FROM BRAZIL :P
>Why doesn't mercy have an emote where she masturbates with her staff?
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>my team's zarya shoots her ultimate thrice into enemy Dva's matrix
>aww shit sorry dudes
what did he mean by this? what makes people shoot their ultimates at dva?
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Is there a way to make Soldier 76's missile ability cooldown appear on the actual fucking screen and not the corner? I don't have time to look down when I'm shooting at people.
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>>167380792
Just a random thought I always had. I wanted him to start with 200 health and 25 armor. Then when he uses an armor pack on himself he goes to an even 300.
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>>167382198
Just look at ur gun lmao
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>>167382198
>The blink, sound and feel aren't enough for him

Seems like you need to play more Soldier, white boi.
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>>167382198
rookie
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>>167382198

Your gun literally has an indicator on it for helix usability you shit
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>>167382198
Count in your head.
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>>167381601
3stars & silver, reporting in
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>>167382198
>uninstall game
>download call of duty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE
D.va should be more thicc.
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>>167381840
Killing Genji during Shitter Blade is the most satisfying shit.
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>>167381997
Honestly I've had a hunch in the past few days that there is some new hack out there for her.
I have seen so much many more widowmakers and they always pull off some weird shots. The past 2 days especially. Like when her ult isn't ready, some widowmakers track me with their crosshairs behind walls way before I even enter their field of view and few times even BEFORE my head in their field of view, I get shot (thanks overwatch hitboxes).
Maybe some widowmaker players have a sixth sense or something is off here.
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>>167381725
sup, diamond player with ana golden gun and 50 hours here to debunk you're shitty post.

Ana rate of fire is 1.25 rounds per second, one shot does 80 damage or 75 healing, so that's not exactly 100 dps and 95 heals per second? both your values are wrong here nerd.
>ana has the best E in the game
debatable, it is extremely strong due to the negative healing effect, but I would argue genji has the best E in the game because it can pretty much deflect any projectile ultimate and make it an allied cast.
>ana has the best shift in the game
no, currently brokenhog holds that medal
>ana has the best ultimate in the game
again, debatable, all of last season she could pretty much only throw it on reinhartd, now its exactly the same with the only exception being if a soldier/genji/road has an ulti. the targeting is broken as fuck, lucio will jump in front of it and then you have boostio going around punching people for 45 damage every second

I think youre retarded
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0 decides what hero I play next
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>>167382472
>[Weeb Speak]
>Aim at him as 76
>Left click once
>He smashes his E key
>Just stare at him and track for the second it ends so I nail him with a dink + rocket
>Five minutes later,
>"GG shit team"
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>>167382780
nice
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>>167382694
sort of agree. I've played ana almost exlusively in comp when she came out, once her ult was fucking ruined for no apparent reason (the nerf never needed to be that huge), she became prettymuch trash-tier. I'd rather pick mercy than her at this point in comp.
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>>167381725
blizzard knows exactly what they're doing and who they're pandering to

we just gotta ride it out
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>Get quadruple kill off my ult as rein at chokepoint
>Rest of team doesn't follow me in to the point
WHY
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Do I get golden weppon for lucio or ana?
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>>167382694

>80x1.25=100
>75x1.25=93.74 aka 94 (which is what I meant but miss typed)

So how are those numbers wrong?
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>>167382957
>cut out their work for them but die in the process
>they still managed to die in a 5vs3
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>>167382150
I need the non-believers to be deported.
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I see your point youngling, but there is NO defending the shitty lootbox system. They designed with that shitty duplicate thing in mind so far through that it is just bullshit.
>tfw you open 6 cases earned ingame
No skins
>buy 11 lootboxes
Literally fucking nothing but a few shitty year of the cock portraits and sprays, duplicates up the ass

I'm sorry, but when I have barely any cool skins at this point and I have played since launch and the lootboxes give me nothing, I feel fucking mad. No other game does it this poorly. If you are going to have microtransactions, fucking have them so that I can choose what I buy for fucks sake. I'll throw in real money for a skin that I want and leave it at that instead of gamble on it.
This is somehow worse than the CS:GO bullshit.
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>on route 66 offense
>I'm on lucio
>we got an Ana
>we got a soldier
>we got a rein
>we got tracer
Just about perfect team comp, right? Now if this sixth guy can just go hog or Zarya, hell even D.va or Mei, we'll be almost guaranteed to win
>"genji is wiss you"

Fuck you for making Genji so cool blizzard, why would you make the character who's arguably the hardest to use the one that will resonate the most with this game's autistic audience?
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>>167383071
wtf did he really say that!? I didn't expect such an old and busy many to be so interested in OW
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>>167383153
>i barely have any skins
>played from launch
Did you waste your credits on sprays?
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>>167383176
soldier or tracer switch?
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>>167382285
Well fuck me
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>>167383153

>knows what lootboxes will contain and knows the vast majority of things are sprays and voice lines
>buys boxes anyway

Maybe next time think before you act and don't get sucked in by the jews.

They sell the boxes because people like you fucking buy them without thinking about what you are likely to get.
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>>167382980
You're doing the math wrong, her bullets leave her gun at a slower rate than every one second, so you're not multiplying 80 damage x 1.25, if you want to get logical it'd make more sense to divide 80 by 1.25 so it's actually closer to 64 damage output actual second, but that doesnt make sense because she has no way of dealing 64 damage. retard

She also is the only hero with a non-beam gun who has no way of getting headshots
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>>167383186
Trump plays Overwatch, so how is it a surprise?
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>>167383293
Tracer went hog after we got stuck at the gas station, but it really sucked only having one real DPS on the team
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>>167383176
Blizzard always does this shit. Makes edgy sniper characters or COOL *teleports behind u* types that appeal to the brainless sissy retards that are still in school, still in their teens or whatever and can't play for shit.
If Overwatch had a higher skill ceiling and generally more challenging characters in the mix, they could just make genji even harder, so hard to use that the majority of players can't do diddly dick with him, maybe then casuals would steer away from him.
The game desperately needs those hard as all hell to learn, harder than a t-rex's shit to master characters.
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>>167383142
migrate whenever
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>>167383176
>hard to use
He is quite literally ezmode. Doesn't stop shitters from using him but still he is one of the best fps skill heroes
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>>167383342
are you shitting me? whats his go to class? is it mei?
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>>167383425
But thats exactly what they did you cuck. They have repeatedly hit genji with a. Nerf bat so he is harder to use which stops literally no one from selecting him and makes the situation worse.
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>>167383474
Hanzo actually
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>>167383474
http://www.trumpisnotateamplayer.com/
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>>167383274
That's the thing. The only few skins that I actually wanted I had to buy with fucking credits and it took me centuries to get there since those 15 credits duplicate shits sure stack up fast.
Only to get a fucking duplicate of the skin I bought in the next fucking lootbox.
Too bad those characters are now fucking shit so unless I play quickplay, no fucking way I get to even use them.

I don't know man, somehow the whole lootbox system is so infuriating. I wish it wasn't there in the first place. I'd be happy if there were no skins at all, but since it is there and I have no self control to just forget about it and never touch a lootbox, I have to fucking suffer with this shitty system.
I have fucking gambling problem thanks to this piece of shit game.
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>>167383330
Why did the guy he was replying to say it was 1.25 bullets a second and not 1.25 seconds a bullet then?
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>>167382812
>Gengu tries to weeb blade from above
>doesn't notice me
>WHOA THERE
>DING
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>>167383425

Hanzo has literally one of the highest skill ceilings for his arrow usage (out side of le epic foot scatter) and shitters LOVE him and will always pick him.
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>hero that needs buffs
>hero that needs nerfs
>hero that needs a rework (for better or for worse)

>Winston
>Soldier
>Widowmaker

Post 'em boyos
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>>167383632
I don't like lootboxes either but I don't blame others for my lack of self control.
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>watch killcam
>it's just a Junkrat blindly spamming grenades
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>>167383796
Widowmaker and Hanzo just need to be removed.

Snipers aren't fun to play as, with or against.
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>>167383796
Hanzo needs a rework on his scatter arrow into a new ability

Other than that I agree with you
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>doing really poorly
>losing, can't do anything right
>gold elims/daamage
Me ooga team booga.
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I want to main Doomfist if only because his golden weapon will be the fist

punching people to death with your pimp gauntlet
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>>167383010
I killed their rein, mercy, soldier, then killed torb on my way in and the 4 of them who were alive stayed and just tried to fight it out at a standstill with the roadhog and a mcree at the choke

I'm so mad because I literally did everything but take out torbs turrent and those two and they didn't pay any attention.

In comp.

One guy told me I was an idiot for expecting them to follow me in on my "death charge"
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>>167383963
>play junkrat
>just blindly spam grenades
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What is this korean meme?
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>>167382980
>>167383660
Sorry im wrong, it is 1.25 rounds a second so you were correct, i thought it was 1.25 seconds per round
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>>167384626
aren't those the ggez filters?
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>>167384626
It's the automated message that plays when you type "gg ez"
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>go 12 and 14 this week
>down 100 skill rank
The accelerating skill rank changes on streaks is retarded. It'll take four or five wins at +20/+25 to make up for this at the rate you're drip feeding me. My only hope is I'll randomly go on a winstreak next week.
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>>167383963
You really stepped in it m8
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>>167384757
>>167384779
and here i thought korean had some wonderful memes. But seriously, what is this cancer and why did Blizzard add it
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QP is so damn shit
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>>167384878
entitled babbies from a mystery website collectively lost their shit every time some typed those four letters after a game, so they flooded the forums with complaints until blizzard did something
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10 loot boxes today and not a single purple skin wtf
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>>167384939
In solo/duo queue quick play, who wins the game is essentially determined by which team has the least number of people throwing the game. It helps if you group up. I have a group of gold friends who like playing casual QP games. They suck and they spend a lot of time goofing around, but I'll take that over the cancer you get otherwise.
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2 Ults that seem out of place are Roadhog's and Bastion's
Roadhog's main thing is being this unkillable meat pinata, but the fact he can't heal during his ult and the fact he needs to come out of cover to use it often results in him just being a squishie motherfucker
Bastion's is the worst offender, it's a great ult, but he's a hero that needs to be a defended fortified position, and the Tank mode does the completely opposite of that, it brings him out and when he's done with it, he's so vulnerable and it gives the other team a chance to push. I hope they rework his ult too with the upcoming changes
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Is Blizzard ever going to acknowledge that Tanks are fundamentally ruining this game?
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>>167385910
I'd like if you could cancel Whole Hog. It makes you unnecessarily vulnerable. 6 seconds is a long time to be stuck with slow movement, no ability to heal yourself, and while signalling complete safety from your hook. Also, it should reload your gun.

Bastion's ultimate is fine. If you're "so vulnerable" after it's done, you're not using it correctly.
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Isnt it time for a new thread?
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>>167386684
It could be a lot worse. Tanks are the lesser evil. They're the ones keeping the sniper degenerates at bay
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>>167386860
Bastion's ult is a better attack ult than a defense ult though, and he's the biggest defense hero in the game
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>>167387030
>>167383432
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>>167387108
Use it to counter-ult. It's one of the few ults that can go head-to-head against a zarya bubbled nanoblade.
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>>167384626
you have a star and you post on /owg/, and you didn't know about the filter?
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