Nanban Samurai Edition.
(Looted) thread: >>167107196
READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.
LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
Gamescom Siege video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I
Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk
Last blog:
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16
OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/WaB1BTBJ
M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki
NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV
M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/
>Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg
New user created stuff:
>Undead Calradia
http://www.moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>Gekonewer
https://mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>(Fixed) Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
https://mega.nz/#!mQQmBQ5a!tomenTON1qzCZ-kiVG9vlHz7LqoY1Hmwi-kQrq43Hhw
https://mega.nz/#!EgI1UCAT!WjL7bVtJPoNcaNJ7kuUEUGFWoBqM2Aq6K-VN51Swmck (options)
>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
First for Prima Nocta is the birthright of every Noble.
I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
>>167217573
but i want to use an ebin 2 hander :/
>>167217594
It's out already? I been waiting for that one, loved the first game
>>167217861
sorry mate, sometimes you have to become a rhodcuck to survive and thrive
>You will never have a pure steppe waifu
Why even live?
QUALITY
>tfw have to stop playing my hobo in case the fix breaks my save
>>167217968
It's available for pre-purchase. It isn't officially released until March. It has preorder DLC that lets you have the gear from the first game, though with bonuses (clothes let your clones last longer, your knife instantly dissolves your enemies).
>>167217760
>Dickplomacy doesn't let you demand your God-given rights from villagers and townswomen in your fiefs
It's a damn shame that the creator went loopy.
>>167217760
>>167217810
>>167217996
Kill yourselves desu
brainy bots link from TaleLords is "off limits" for me. and the link in the pastebin doesn't work. send help, please!
>>167218105
Ew. Do you know if you can disable the bonuses but still wear the gear?
>>167218206
Don't know. Probably not. I mean, I'm okay with the clothes thing so long as it isn't too much of a bonus, but the dagger is just terrible. Fucking easy mode right there.
now I am the bannerlord
>>167218150
>tfw you work your way up in society as an honorable warrior, only to be granted a lordship and become a sex-crazed, depraved lunatic who screams "MY BIRTHRIGHT" at passing peasant girls, cock flapping as you chase them through the heat of the sarranid desert
>>167218378
Guess I have some research to do. Wish it was BANNERLORD's imminent release I was hyping myself up for right now
>>167218442
A true Roman..
>>167218184
look in the other pastebin
>>167218470
Same here, pal. I mean, I love Styx. I love goblins. But I've been waiting for Bannerlord for like 4 years now.
Also, I seriously hope you don't play on anything besides Goblin difficulty with stealth and objective indicators turned off.
>>167218546
Why would anyone?
>>167218442
>Implying I didn't start out as a sex-crazed, depraved lunatic.
Those peasants won't fuck themselves, Anon.
>>167218617
Because some people actually like the parry mini-game.
>>167218620
>add waifu to mod
>make her a claimant
Why would anybody do this? Claimants are the worst marriage candidates in the entire game, which is really fucking sad considering helping someone take a throne and winning their love when there are normally no eligible monarchs whatsoever should be a great gameplay and roleplay experience.
can i remove sarranid horses from dickplomacy with morgh's?
>>167219284
I can't speak for other modders but I changed Historically Accurate™ Uesugi Kenshin from daimyo to a claimant because people wanted to marry her.
>>167218620
Why'd you want the rough sandpaper peasant pussy when you can claim a smooth and silky noble pussy
>>167218398
*shoots you*
>>167220127
I claim both kinds. Nothing escapes me.Not even the men.
>>167220127
>he doesn't take both
Memes aside, when's Bannerlord?
I know the eternal ginger visit these threads, has he said anything of substance about a release date?
>>167220693
When it's ready :)
>>167220335
>>167220336
see>>167218519
>>167220693
I think there will probably bea EA release Q4 this year.
>>167220693
He hasn't even said anything substantial about when we're getting our next piece of Bannerlord news.
We just know they're not gonna be on PC gamer this month so we don't have an excuse to shit up their stream chat again.
>>167220693
anon....
>tfw had a nightmare where Bannerlord released and everyone had multiplayer profiles with gear and experience that carried between games and you could even get extra exp if people downloaded your mods via the workshop
>>167218398
what mod?
>play 1257
>allied armies are always retarded on the battlefield
>they always get shat on by the enemy to the point where letting autocalc sort it out is better than going into the battle and helping them
>>167219470
I guess marrying a claimant is better than no marriage whatsoever, but marrying claimants is really, really awful.
>>167220902
>tfw had a dream where there was a black civilization on Bannerlord that had no access to water and used sand to clean themselves
The lack of Bannerlord is driving me insane i guess
>>167221108
Nothing I can do about that unfortunately. I was advised by DickplomacyAnon to not bother learning the module system. I guess he already knew what was happening to him.
Did he add a option to turn your wife into a companion/lord in Dickplomacy? or to marry a companion? Either of those would be better I think.
>>167217760
Prima Nocta was never real.
>>167221364
that won't stop me
>>167221265
>not wanting mass savage factions to mow down
too bad natives in caribbean don't have towns
I have almost 100 relation with my liege. I have a small castle, no villages, and am married.
How do I go about becoming Marshal and/or acquiring new fiefs?
>>167221364
>he doesn't enact it as soon as he becomes king
what a fag
>>167221847
Suck the dick of every other lord.
>>167221293
>finally complete Kenshin's take over of the Uesugi and ask her to marry me
>I'm sorry I don't like you enough
>I'm sorry you don't hold enough land
>I'm sorry your RtR is too low
>I'm sorry you haven't been marshal for long enough
fukin bitch.
>>167219039
Kenshin being assassinated has less evidence than the Kenshin being female theory.
Claiming that Kenshin's victory against Nobunaga does not matter due to not directly engaging with Nobunaga mano-to-mano is very silly. Especially when Nobunaga giving Shibata orders.
The civil war that occurred shortly after Kenshin's death is irrelevant to the fact that Kenshin had a decisive victory against Nobunaga or that Nobunaga himself thought very highly of Kenshin.
>>167221847
Rebel and establish your own kingdom.
>>167222103
Maybe if you were a horse she would sleep with you.
>>167222157
Was there any evidence Kenshin was actually Mongolian?
>>167221847
>no villages
This is good
Go take a town
>>167220693
You know in your heart of hearts, that 2 is never coming out.
>>167222594
>>167221293
Companions don't even have relationship status to my knowledge, so I have no idea how that would work out.
The most effective and probably simple method would be to make claimants/claimant-monarchs become regular lords once they lose their domain (or abandon their quest, but that would be too easy). Apparently there are already mods that have recruitable monarchs, so there is some precedent. That way you could just give your claimant a throne, rebel and conquer them (this part should be easy), then make them the queen of your personal kingdom.
>>167222282
Various things - Things like Kenshin's monthly stomach cramps, that a Portuguese trader referred to Kenshin as Kagekatsu's aunt, that Kenshin never had any children or known lovers, and that some accounts state Kenshin died of uterine bleeding.
The Kenshin being female theory is centuries old. Its very common to portray Kenshin as either female (Sengoku Rance, Koei's what-if) or androgynous (Sengoku Basara, Gackt's portrayal of Kenshin) because of this.
>>167222830
>that a Portuguese trader referred to Kenshin as Kagekatsu's aunt
Well to be honest it is hard to tell one slanteye from another.
>>167222973
Not him but it's unlikely that a trader would get the gender of a ruler wrong, especially mistaking a male for a female when female rulers were definitely the exception and not the rule.
>>167222157
>decisive
If it was so decisive why did Nobunaga win the war?
>>167223073
Maybe because Kenshin died
>>167223073
>If it was so decisive why did Nobunaga win the war?
Not that anon but maybe you should learn about a war or two to help you understand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/any_war_in_history
>>167223194
I thought there was literally a page named that for a second
>>167223073
But Nobunaga didn't win the war. Tokugawa won by waiting for all of his powerful "allies" to die off first, and then he swooped in to claim it all for himself.
>>167223293
Patience can be your most powerful weapon.
>>167223185
Causing his country to fall apart due to shit foresight.
>norwegian fucking SHITS bring their whole army to defend the isle of man
>get fucking sodomized at sea and in the coast
>7 prisoner lords so far
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
>>167222594
delete this
>>167223413
I like a man that takes what he wants, when he wants it.
I want to fuck Oda Nobunaga.
>>167224883
>>167224956
Yeah, and he sure showed them who the fucking fool is when he conquered basically half of Japan.
>>167225096
They stopped calling him a fool sometime around Okehazama or Inabayama at latest.
>>167225170
Still learned their fucking lesson.
>>167225170
>>167225342
Why was he called a fool anyway? Was it just because he was so progressive and didn't really care about tradition?
>>167225418
The way he dressed, the way he acted, his immaturity, his disrespect towards elders. He basically did everything that the son of a Japanese daimyo shouldn't do. Because of this, everyone was betting on him failing. Hell, his mentor committed seppuku because of how ashamed he was of Nobunaga, and that might have gave Nobunaga the push needed to make him become the person we know today.
>>167225632
I'm starting to feel bad for taking the Shogun victory condition instead of the Total Domination victory.
>>167225728
You should. Nobunaga never wanted to be Shogun. He was offered the title several times, but he refused to take it.
Maybe he planned on offing the Emperor and replacing him? Who knows.
Three Kingdoms is much more interesting than Sengoku jidai
you know it's true.
>>167225850
>He was offered the title several times, but he refused to take it
citation needed
I only did one playthrough of NA:SOI so I probably wouldn't want to do Oda again for my second though it is fun following history and then changing it at the last minute and not getting betrayed. Maybe Uesugi, Takeda, or a custom clan for my next game.
>>167226004
I've never actually played a Dynasty Warriors game besides Empires so I know nothing about the story. Maybe I should play DW8:XLCE or ROTK13 if it ever goes on sale.
>>167218398
what mod?
>>167218398
>>167226004
But hundred years war is the master of them all
>>167226085
It's not just about the games desu, it's more about that the Three Kingdoms period was a massive conflict while the Sengoku period was petty clans squabbling over who had the most rice.
>>167226085
I know I had several sources before about Oda and the Shogun, but the only one I can find now that mentioned him being offered the title of Shogun is this old fucking site:https://www.samurai-archives.com/nobunaga.html#5
And the site says that he was only offered it once, so... guess I'm either a liar or an exaggerator.
>>167226309
>was petty clans squabbling over who had the most rice
So it was just like every other conflict in Asia?
Is there an order I should play the story modes in DW?
>>167226505
Play 4 first
It's best game in the series
>>167226661
No I mean should I play the stories in order like Wu > Cao-Cao > Pin-Ping > Wei or does it really not matter?
>>167226661
3 is superior. Higher troop density, more open stages, and the normal troops are actually a threat.
>>167226821
Yeah 3 is better but archers will kill the game for people new to series
Also units in 4 can still kill you sometimes
>>167226273
>not thirty years' war
I mean the thirty years' war must've been like the apocalypse for the people experiencing it.
>>167228135
>be a villager in some german bumfuck nowhere
>get your house burned and wife raped by germans
>get your house burned and wife raped by germans
>get your house burned and wife raped by germans
>get your house burned and wife raped by germans
>get your house burned and wife raped by swedes
Thats how it went
>>167228276
you forgot the part where you starve to death or die to the plague.
>>167228916
Only if you but germ anic warfare DLC
>>167229049
>but
buy*
>>167229049
But we are not playing Total War: Attila, anon.
>>167229049
Only if you butt* germ anic warfare DLC
>>167229135
Have you heard about our latest Polish race pack DLC? It contains new unique "vodka path" camping mechanic, which let you pass unpassable terrain
>>167229258
No but I want the new GREED DLC where you can pay money to simply sate SEGA's need for more and more money.
What is the purpose of that shitty french faction (the one that owns Dorestad) in VC? Their troops seem garbage
>>167231454
easy trade start
hispanic 1200 or ad 1257
>>167233372
1257
>His castle can be taken by a ladder and not a siege tower
>>167235089
doesn't 1257 have stupid siege mechanics? I remember someone complaining about attackers having no ammunition or something like that.
>>167235686
troops get stuck on ladder?
>>167235892
this
hey does anyone know of a mod or game where I can play as a lich? Like, the really powerful kind of lich. Maybe a DND lich? Idunno, I'll take anything.
>>167238967
CoMM
Phantasy Calradia
>>167238990
thanks anon
>>167239302
no problem anon, have fun
>>167238967
CoMM baby
>>167238990
>>167240070
Hey I've wanted to get into CoMM for a while already, any tips for playing a lich? Things to do first and stuff to look out for and such?
>>167240261
I N T
What are the best multiplayer mods?
Got my friends into warband and we played a lot of native and full invasion 2 (including native modes with FI2 factions).
>>167241096
Anglo-Zulu War is pretty good
>>167240261
Don't fight archangels and monk
Trust me
Also dragons only army is totally viable thing that you should be doing
>>167240261
Think twice before attacking an undead castle
Is it intentional that I get the, "The lord of this town has forbidden you frem entering spiel" every time I try to enter a town in dickplomacy or did I fuck up installing the mod?
>>167243253
Don't install the vassal start or extra options one, one or both of those is fucked.
>>167243398
Thanks anon, that cleared up the issue,
LONG MAY HE REIGN.
>>167235686
archers are set to Hold Fire, you have to undo that with Fire At Will so they can use ranged weapons
also, defenders have unlimited ammo, so if you're an archer yourself you want to remove them asap
>it's a "bows using cutting damage" episode
what bannerlord is a just metaphor?
>you can pick up thrown enemy arrows and shoot it back at them
holy shit, this was not an M&B classic feature
it's the little things in Warband that make me cream myself
is there a full list somewhere to little changes between M&B classic and Warband?
I know about all the obvious changes, but it's these small tweaks that just add that touch most devs assume people take for granted
page 10
>>167217686
Where the fuck do I get a functional war horn in VC like the one Hornmen and the guy in this video uses?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie76X9EAHik
I can't seem to find any anywhere, and the ones on the cheatmenu don't seem to work at all.
>>167247790
Yeah, that is one of my favorite underrated features in Warband. I also wind up spending 1-2 points in Power Throw even if I'm not a huscarl/peltast, just so I have the option to grab a javelin from the field and stick it in an enemy if the opportunity is there. Invaluable when battles become protracted to collect missiles from the ground or stuck in walls.
page 10
WHO RESURRECTED ME
>>167253513
>me waiting for bannerlord
why is it so dead
does /mbg/ really have this many non-NEET uni and wageslave fags?
>>167254542
>why is it so dead
back to original state
>>167254687
hmm I guess you're right
just came back to this place after a break, and it is simply strange how quiet it is without the bannerlord hype or shitposters
FYI it's 'Ius Primae Noctis' not Prima Nocta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur
get yourMedievalLatin straight nerds
t. Latin pro
>>167254823
>bannerlord hype
it's been 5 years lad
>>167255287
>it's been 5 years lad
Damn, that long huh
>>167255421
Here's to 5 years more :^)
>tumor might've started to grow again
Feel like I'm more fucked than khergits during a siege. Would sure be nice to have an EA right about now.
daily reminder to reread the lore
all of it
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it
I unironically think M&B (even the classic version) are really pretty games
Seeing huge fields right before a battle, traveling in towns and cities, the large impressive castles in rain and snow, sunrise and sunset
absolutely beautiful
>telling lords we can easily take a castle
>"we shall accompany you"
>get there and start building a siege tower, 400+ attackers vs 180 defenders
>after one day of building, everyone leaves and those 180 defenders rush me, now only having 86 troops
i just want to earn a fief goddamnit
>>167254542
>why is it so dead
last thread had more than 500 posts in 24 hours. We're unusualy fast
>>167256343
M&B is really comfy imo
>>167254542
Nigger these threads used to go like a week or two before hitting bump limit or just dropping right off the board.
>>167257282
is that the bannerlord?
>>167257737
ad1257
>>167257909
1257 more days until the bannerlord cometh
wow herding cattle is a fucking mess
had to save reload my shit outta there, fuck it
no wonder those village elders always need someone to do it for them
>>167258779
>1257 more days
you are being really optimistic here
>>167258834
Surely he meant weeks
>>167258834
the bannerlord gives, the bannerlord taketh
do not make him angry
why is cattle herding so rage inducing?
>>167246983
propanol?
ayt lads, so I'm putting the L'Aigle models into NW. I've got item_kinds1 open, pic related, what values do I change? Do I just change the names to what they're called in the L'Aigle .brf, or do I have to fuck around with the numbers? How are the textures assigned, too? I'm just getting white and pink check pattern in openBRF
>>167259597
it's not it's just boring
>>167259597
because native cattle herding is fucking retarded
Is there any way to adjust the garrisons in gekonewer?
>>167259597
Because you're playing a shit mod or aren't using TweakMB
post time played nerds
>>167260407
>>167260407
tfw casual
>>167260407
>>167260407
Which mod lets me fight for my life
>>167240441
Do these get added to your party after the battle? Otherwise doing it after you have won the battle seems pointless.
Also since it is based on HoMM can I have an army of demons?
>>167260918
What kind of sorcery is this...
>>167259726
anybody?
>>167261136
the magic of autism, of course
>>167261002
No, they don't get added to your party, those are resurrection of the battle only, which can get really ridiculous if you have enouhg liches in your army
Also yes, you get devils
>>167260178
If I remember correctly it is party_templates.txt to adjust garrison sizes.
>>167259692
butryc acid you knob
>>167261439
>Also yes, you get devils
Do they look good?
>>167259692
No, there's 4 C's so it's but- something and it's an acid because there's a double bonded O and an OH group so it's butyric acid.come on anon this is high school chemistry
>>167261136
It's called having the game run on start up and never closing it.
Dickplomacy or Litdum?
>>167256343
I actually agree, especially some of the scenes, like sea raider landing, or the oasis bandit camp in sarranid lands, pic unrelated
>>167256715
>he doesn't have a high engineering skill
>>167261824
Well, these are devils which are one of the most broken units in the game
the other demons are alright I guess
>>167263057
>Ainz Ooal Gown
Sasuga, anon. Though I feel like 'Lord Ainz' would fit better, because otherwise those impudent maggots would dare to address him directly.
I would shitpost or something but I'm just so tired. I just want Bannerlord already.
>>167259726
The one before the 0 is the mesh name.
The numbers don't do anything.
how does this happen
>taleworlds website checks my browser
what is it checking for?
>>167259878
If you take out the cattle herding quests it takes out all the cattle
>>167263785
anti-erdogan posts
>>167246983
I would backside attack Harlus' Alpha Carbon, if u knw what I mean O.O
>>167263718
It's not surprising considering the stupid prices they put on those horses
Is there a way for me to increase my party limit, expect grinding renown or levels for charisma and leadership?
I wanna start my own faction and now's a pretty good opportunity but I can have only 100 troops with me. It's not enough to conquer a castle/city and then defend it when the counterattack begins.
Also can I somehow rebel against my king and take my towns and castles with me?
>>167263057
Neato, will give it a shot while playing the HoMM3 soundtrack, or does it come with it?
>>167263785
butter
>>167263718
>horse archer character
>riding a charger
>tfw can only m&b on weekends
I miss being neet.
I'm really enjoying Bannerlord. I'm glad it was released in a timely fashion.
Any news on the Warhammer Fantasy mod?
I hear the current team are much more competent than the Warsword guy was (RIP BTW).
Is there any good M&B fan fiction? I wish to immerse myself in the deep lore of Calradia.
>>167265707
re-read the lore
all of it
t. saxondragon
>>167265707
Try the official forums maybe?
>>167265707
PIC RELATED
>>167265904
>tells people to re-read the lore
>all of it
>but wont release all the lore becausethey want to put in a book and sell it
Is Saxondcmagon retarded?
>>167265141
>horse dies
>become useless foot archer
>>167266690
>letting your horse ever die
stick to swadia, kiddo
>>167266916
it can't be helped with the constant stream of projectiles always pursuing me on the battlefield
>Warsword Conquest
>Been chatting up a wood elf chick as a spook
>Sometime later get message
>"I'm waiting at Kings Glade come meet me"
>Go there
>She's not there
>Ask around,they tell me she indeed is at Kings Glade
>No option to visit her
>Not in castle,nor in dungeons either,just gone
Help me out here dudes
I dont think I can get a meetup request with other chicks until the quest finishes and I have 20 or so days of it left,with her being nowhere to be found
I also get a wall of red error text when I enter the castle,what do
>>167267094
>he doesn't buy a shield for him and his horse
lol you deserved to lose your horse
>>167267094
you just gotta go fast famalam
dont you just hate those AI archers and their homing projectiles, /mbg/?
>>167267319
>>167267351
oh yeah wellmy companions are horse archers and they also use chargers
Hey /mbg/ Is ACOK with the /mbg/ minimods broken? I can't get past the first screen after starting a game, the continue option does nothing.
>>167268098
it's for the older version, not 3.0
>>167268098
Sounds like an improvement to me
>>167268398
Both of them? (Back tripping and Economy)
>>167268756
yeah i think so
>>167268905
As in, it's fixed now?
>>167267159
ever thus to racemixers
>>167233372
Hispania. Looking at the 1257 map puts me to sleep.
>>167267159
>Warsword Conquest
>Saurian females are just male models using the feminine animation
Shittiest mod,no lizard tiddies/10
upstab anon (if you were the one who made it) - any chance you could reupload your submod for Floris? I want to get back into my old Floris save, but after reformating my old HDD I only have the save files.
>>167245843
>it's a "bows using cutting damage" episode
>>167269198
>fixed
Just because the game doesn't play the way you want doesn't mean it is bugged/broken.
>>167273258
What mod is this troll toll picture from?
0 Floris
1 Gekonewer
2 AD1257
3 Caribbean!
4 ACOK
5 TLD
6 PooP
7 Sands of Faith
8 Subbaluvahub Mayatubuhym
9 play Skyrim instead
>>167267094
Arrow memes can't melt horse armor
>>167254542
I wish I was a NEET.
Fuck, with how many shitty books are out there, maybe I should write a terrible young adult romance and live off the royalties for life.
>>167267094
Running parallel to the archers with a fast enough horse is usually enough to dodge most arrows.
Could depend on the mod you're using, though.
Whats the line of code you edit in VC to make your troops level at a somewhat reasonable speed?
>>167273737
>73737
nice.
isn't he right though? it's his own fucking mod, and it shouldn't be hard to do yourself.
>>167274336
>learn to draw
>only need to be decent at it
>draw shit that appeals to the lowest common denominator or really hard core fetishists
>open a Paytreon
>???
>PROFIT
That or make a shitty porn game. That fuck that made Corruption of Champions gets $25k a month. Yes that's right. Twenty Fife Thousand American Dollars a month for a shitty furry text adventure game.
>>167274671
And the guy who does Questionable Content makes around 8k-10k a month.
>>167274671
That's like winning the lottery though and they also took years to get to that point.
>>167260407
>>167274752
I had to google that but it looks like some shitty webcomic that is copy+paste with 95% of every other shitty webcomic. Is it just one guy? If so then he is defiantly over-paid.
>>167273258
i never made one for floris
>>167274945
It is one guy who is very weak to outside pressure. He drew one of his fat characters in a bikini, but because she didn't look exactly like the typical tumblr landwhale, tumblr attacked him.
In response to this, the guy stabbed himself in the hand (again). He is now known as Handstab.
>>167274564
module.ini settings
cntrl f regular and you should find it
>>167274997
Really? I remember there being a Floris submod in the OP.
>>167275096
I really don't want to go off-topic why do I always hear about tumblr freaking out about characters not being fat ENOUGH? Also who the fuck cares if some faggots on tumblr don't like your art? I've never been to tumblr besides to check out some porn artists but does it not have a hide/block feature?
>>167275138
ty!!
>>167275275
Thanks to the internet, the loud minority have become that much louder.
>>167275228
if there was i didn't make it
i put all my submods in my pastebin
>>167275420
Well if people are stupid enough to listen to them I guess that is thier own fault. I'll leave it at that.
>>167275452
Didn't you talk about removing some of the mod links due to them not being popular enough?
>>167275275
He's a thin-skinned faggot. So thin-skinned that after he stabbed his hand, he turned a character into a tranny and then had the MC date said tranny to appeal to Tumblr.
What does Sands of Faith bring to the table compared to AD1257 if I'm already playing a crusader?
>>167275520
someone please tell me we have a mountain blade edit
>>167275513
i considered it for tocan's, i did it for nipland because i think it's terrible looking back on it and gekonewer incorporated it anyway
>>167275096
what the fuck man
>>167275096
>>167275520
i'm only living until bannerlord releases after which, i'm fucking off to hell because it's better than living with shit like this walking on the plane, jesus
>stumble upon a sea raider lair
>pillage it
>forgot I was supposed to farm it for dank loot
h-how does it take for the lairs to respawn
>>167276370
>farming camps
What, how
>>167276352
>i'm only living until bannerlord releases
And so he became eternal
>>167276370
One in-game hour.
>>167276352
They don't have Bannerlord in hell.
>>167276691
Camps increase bandit spawns around them so you can farm the bandits
>>167276696
>One in-game hour.
whew
thanks m8
Post comfy citys, all mods
Is there any downside to leaving some of your troops in a camp (Troop Quarters) in VC for some time, e.g. will they leave if I stay away too long?
>>167277517
they can rebel and take your camp
>>167277495
>>167277739
>London
imagine the smell
>>167277739
>>167277892
Wait, there are unique scenes in 1257?
How many cities get unique scenes?
>>167278023
the important ones, Constantinople looks cool
>>167277892
Smells like civilization.Ancient and wicked.
>Mettenheim Regular Crossbow
>lol bro you still play native? you're not playing mount & blade unless you're playing this mod
>try mod
>it's native but everything is reskinned to shitty amateur models, recolored to shitty color palettes, and a bunch of autistic systems are in place that make the game an even bigger mess
wow it's fucking nothing
>>167278697
most of the popular mods look better than Native and generally have more features even if those features aren't radically different than the base game
>>167278697
yeah dude that's like one mod
>>167274671
Not just a shitty furry text game, It's a shitty furry futanari femdom text game
Mixing furry with futadom is like putting putting chocolate syrup on spaghetti
>>167275520
>>167275828
Post original, I'll make the tranny a khergit
>>167278975
>furry futanari femdom
Three things that should never be all together in one fetish.
>>167279082
Redhead is the tranny.
>>167279141
Yeah get that futa shit out of there.
>>167278697
speaking of which, can someone recommend me a mod that's refreshing coming from native.
About 80 hours put into the game so far, only mod I have really played isfloris
Just want something polished, don't care about the setting.
>>167279231
This meme was funny.
blood for land is bready gud, im looking forward to see how it improves
>>167278975
>>167279141I agree, I don't like femdom unless it is very VERY light, likeShizune's sex scene were she ties you up and rides you.Furry is alright if it is some kind of "humans raping primitive natives" scene but instead of redkins it is furries". Futa_on_female and very rarely futa_on_futa is the only thing i like regarding that.
>>167279231
Honestly surprised there isn't a M&B version of this rleady since I've seen dozens of edits.
>>167279271
You mean furry shit
>>167279625
I didn't stutter faggot go be gay elsewhere.
>>167279541
Top tastes, my dude. We really do need an edit though.
>>167279231
>>167279541
Oh this comic, does someone have the velociraptor edit?
I have a better idea
Surprised by how much I'm enjoying AD 1257. Playing the anon's modded version. Been doing mercenary work for the Portuguese empire and helping them take castles and cities from Castille, getting into some massive battles along the way.
It's interesting that you get a (seemingly very high) chance to "permaloot" an item you've picked up during battle. I've found two particularly good uses for this
- getting off my Palfrey, and hopping on a very fancy knightly horse, boom free horse
- killing the guy holding the flag and taking his flag, for some reason these are ridiculously valuable (I think their base value is 40k florins)
The flag thing seems to work regardless of quality of enemy, see some robbers with a flag grab that sucker!!
>>167279748
Go fuck animals somewhere else you fucking Khergit
>>167267452
Oh they're homing all right, they shoot at the exact spot the target used to be.
>>167280076
He said velociraptor, not Loch Ness Monster.
>>167267452
h-h--he's too fast!
>>167267452
he can't keep getting away with it
>>167279869
>you get a (seemingly very high) chance
Yeah it is a 100% chance.
Stealing enemies shit and selling it has always been a good early-game money maker in AD1257.
Fuck making me want to play AD1257 again. I just don't know which kingdom to play as again to keep it fresh. Maybe the Teutonic Order? Haven't played as them and they had pretty good style.
>>167267452
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>167267452
N-NANI!?!?!
>>167267452
now stop to fight
Our hobo-ing days are over
>>167276789
Also worth mentioning that all roaming bandits are forced to return to the lair periodically. If you sit right on top of the lair, every sea raider in the area will come right to you.
Really makes those "Hunt down bandit gang" quests a breeze.
>>167267452
H-HAYAI-!!!
>>167280708
What the fuck am I wearing
>>167280879
>poop assets
ebin
>>167280995
and imagine how much worse those looked before 3.8
>>167267452
>>167280879
You honestly look like a BDSM faggot, anon.
Sasuga SD.
>>167280995
Don't you know asshole? Quality assets cost thousands of dollars. If just banners cost five thousand imagine how much and entire set of armor would cost.
Remeber they are doing this for fREEEEEEEEEE
>>167281097
I think 3.8 might honestly have made some of the armors uglier but maybe I have rose tinted glasses
>>167281307
>If just banners cost five thousand
Tell that to the russians, HOMO.
>>167280708
>>167280879
>PoP
fucking christ, why would you play that mess?
>>167281497
If Saxondmcagon SAYS banner cst five thousand, then THEY CST FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS YOU FAGGOT.
>>167281307
>Remeber they are doing this for fREEEEEEEEEE
Oh butnot really, it has always been about the fame and money
hasn't it ?
>>167281506
It's fun desu
>>167281667
>What form that will take is another story.
PROPHESY OF PENDOR DIRECTED BY PETER JACKSON CONFIRMED
>>167281659
>>167281667
And this one is just to show the mentality of some people
>>167280879
patrician helmet taste, anon
>>167281831
I refuse to believe that is genuine.
>>167281667
>it has always been about the fame and money
hasn't it ?
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>port over AD1257 save from old HDD
>this happens
what the fuck
>>167281831
>the game is well-balanced
i mean that's just simply not true
>>167282046
>I refuse to believe that is genuine.
I think reading some pages of PoP threads on the forum would convince you
>>167281798
>Auther only has 2.7 hours
How is that possible?
Even if its a second account?
>>167281659
It's not that the banners cost $5000, he just wants you to pay him that much to find an artist. That money goes into saxon's pocket; good luck finding a vidya gaems artist anywhere in the world who makes 5k a month.
>>167282089
Didn't you know that the scrolls have foretold?
>>167281798
Honestly this man is my hero.
>They took the mod down
no fun
>>167282089
Oh shit, get rid of that stuff dude. Your computer is trying to summon the mountain blade demon.
>>167281798
Is that from the hentai banners mod?
What's fun about PoP compared to e.g. TLD?
>>167282774
They are both in the save universe, but one is happening after a magic apocalypse
is it time ?
>>167282895
But what specifically makes PoP stand out as a mod? I don't really care about the setting if the gameplay is boring/grindy or just like vanilla.
>>167281394
Texture resolutions are higher, but many of the new textures have this plastic and/or toy-like look to them to my eyes. They just don't look like how a piece of metal (or whatever material) should look.
>>167282774
TLD is so old it's missing even basic Warband features, the player can't even initiate a siege
>>167283032
>what specifically makes PoP stand out as a mod
literally nothing, it doesn't have magic, it doesn't have balance, you are forced to play a character role, shitty voice acting, overpowered elves, troops won't switch their weapons, etc.
but people like it, i dunno, maybe because of the lore? maybe because of the fact that merc payment is retarded and can give you 3k a week depending on your party size? beats me.
>>167283206
>the player can't even initiate a siege
Stop talking from your ass, it's a feature, you can initiate a siege using the cheat menu if you wish
>>167283527
>it's a feature
it's actually the absence of a feature
the player can't start their own faction in TLD either
>>167283032
The qualis gems (basically a special currency that allows you to get OP weapons - which you want with the ridiculous enemies PoP has - and stat potions) and giant roaming armies that actually pose something of a late game challenge are part of what I enjoy about Pendor. Then there's also the custom knighthood order stuff but I never really bothered with it.
>>167262408
>run the game on boot
wtf? Why would anyone do this?
>>167283698
Is this supposed to be a negative thing?
>>167283878
it is
>>167283958
Sure thing
>>167284030
>have less features than the native game
>"uh it's a feature"
>>167283410
I think the fact it was one of the earliest total conversion mods for Original-M&B plus the fact it is even still a round when better Original-M&B mods like Eagle and the Radiant Cross, Sword of Damocles and 1866 have all died.
>>167280437
Oh it's 100%? I did have a couple times where it didn't seem to take, but maybe it depends on the battle type. It's great. Love it.
>>167283410
>Maybe because of the lore?
As someone that likes PooP, i can guarantee the lore has no part in that whatsoever.
>>167284128
Less choices are good for you goy
On a weeb kick at the moment so I'm playing Gekokujo. Which is the best faction? Currently a mercenary under the Hojo.
>>167284320
all the factions are pretty much the same
>>167282046
oh god have mercy on us
>>167264493
Importance of having good relationship with villages, is you can recruit large groups at a time (and sometimes large groups of decent soldiers).
>>167277495
Comfiest city scene I think I've seen is Bothawui in Star Wars Conquest (the music does a lot though).
So at what point should I stop being a mercenary and join a faction? I've been building up businesses and most of the time I'm not running a loss, and my main body of troops are nearing max level. Playing Dickplomacy, by the way.
>>167284128
M&B's faction building is it's most weakest part, why would want this anyway?
Also i'm not saying it's a good feature dumbass, but it's what the mod does, it even tells you that sieges are disabled, but still you can turn this onAre you the anon that kept throwing autistic fits about polearms in TLD
how do i create my own kingdom without the other kingdoms hating me and not wanting to talk with me ?
>take castle
>become my own kingdom
>every leader even the one that hate the guys i took the castle from
>tell me : i have nothing to tell you , you are not a legitimate leader
>>167284562
>M&B's faction building is it's most weakest part, why would want this anyway?
if you don't like faction building don't start one, the player doesn't even have the option to start one if they want to in TLD.
you started by asking what's fun about PoP compared to TLD so I'm just pointing out the lack of Warband features in TLD, because TLD is from the original M&B. PoP is also from the original M&B but these features were actually added to it as M&B updated to Warband.
>>167284748
Do you have decent Right To Rule?
>>167284506
Sounds like you're fine to do so now. Once you join a faction, pass on any villages or castles your lord offers you, and directly request him for cities. Once you've got 2-3 cities under your belt you're in a great place to break off and start your own faction.
>>167284748
Max out your RtR
>>167280995
The most enraging thing about PooP assets is that the full plate somehow has two retarded flower shaped iron pieces right above the nipples for no fucking reason.
>>167284879
I asked nothing?
>>167285063
To be fair those rose things were on real armour so it's not some random design they added
>my village gets gangpillaged by four packs of sandniggers
>kill them all
>actually manage to capture three of their pack leaders
fuck
>Oh hey i'm a marshal
>Manage to win back a city, and knock the shit out of every lord i see.
>Resign after getting like 80 controversy
First time i actually advanced enough into a faction to get marshal status.
It was kinda nerve-wracking, i didn't want to fuck up and lose territory.
>>167285063
those are actually one of the few realistic parts of PooP armor
>>167284320
>>167284432
this
Gekokujo looks great and is really polished, but holy shit is it bland and same-y
I got tired of it after about 15 hours, around the time I found the firstskeletonwarriors
>>167285063
I think they are there for covering the weak spots of plate, usually around armpits, i might be wrong
>>167285134
>>167285289
I see.
It looks like shit imo.
>>167285289
>1257
>not having radar dishes on your armour
shiggy dig
>>167284879
>"you started by asking"
>everyone on 4chan is the same person
honest question, are you autistic? not trying to be rude or anything.
>>167285083
>>167285520
I was always talking about PoP compared to TLD because that's what the original discussion was about. doesn't matter if you are different anons.
>>167285520
>he doesn't know
>he doesn't know
name me a M&B mod concept that hasn't already been done
pro tip: you can't
>>167285894
15th century europe
>>167285894
Harry Potterverse
>>167285894
non-shit AI
>>167285894
modern wrestling
>>167285894
Is there a mod where you can fight/ride snails?
>>167286006
Name one game with good AI.
Where's the rape in this fucking game?
Do I need to mod it in or what
>>167286502
Games with no AI
>>167286078
No but you can fight rh*d*ks in native
They're at least as disguting imo
>>167286564
There's a link for Dickplomacy right in the OP.
>>167286564
play dickplomacy
>>167286564
>>>/tesg/
>>167286632
t. Swadcuck
How does /mbg/ feel about capes/cloaks, combat practicality aside?
>>167286829
They're cool and add a layer of mystique.
Where are the brainybots settings in AD1257? I just started using anon's latest version, but can't find anything.
>>167284320
Nanban is best faction.
Nanban make that sidaways vagina soaked.
>>167286829
Impossible to have good ones without clipping so no thank you
>>167286829
literal edgelord tierbut i still think they look cool
YOUR FOES ON EVERY SIDE ASSAILING
FORWARD PRESS WITH HEART UNFAILING
>>167287075
>808 experience
what the fuck was that?
>>167286702
>>167286716
oh, thank you.
Anyone else hop on FI2 from time to time?
>>167287249
only when Faggot hosts it
>>167287346
do not bully the maggot
>>167287249
Haven't played it in like 2 years, is it any better now?
>>167284320
>Yukio Mishima
my nigger
>>167285894
The Troubles. We already have Gangs of Glasgow and Parabellum so just like fuse the 2 together and set it in Ireland.
>>167286829
Capes/cloaks are pretty ebin desu
>>167286502
I guess the ones where you don't notice it.
Armored Core comes to mind.
>>167286502
chess
How do i get started with Fire and Sword?
Does Poland always get cucked within the first 40 days?
Does spacing out my mustket line ruin their accuracy?
Who are the best musket infantry and how do i utilize and defend them well?
Will there ever be bands of brigands bigger than 3-6?
>>167289006
Play EZ mode Sweden and spam Reiters
>>167289475
Played too much cavalry in Warband, even my Viking Conquest game devolved into Frank Horsemen.
Are Muskets shit?
>>167285390
Ever been fucking stabbed in the armpit? Looking good is pretty low on the priority list compared to not getting stabbed.
>>167289832
Pretty much, yeah. They're only good en masse due to the long ass reload time making them completely vulnerable to everything other than other musketeers.
I guess you could get a line of pikemen behind them and command them to fall back when the enemy closes in, but that kind of tactic would only work when you have a large enough army.
>>167287942
is this that hispania mod or 1257?
>>167290270
that's 1257
>>167290343
i should play that mod more often
>>167290154
Well i'm playing now with about 40 musketeers and wrecking everything, going to recruit some pikemen to deal with the errant cossack or cavalry i come across, which is why i asked if the brigands ever get more than 5-6 because all i'm doing now is ferrying caravans around getting no conflict whatsoever.
But to get the 100+ armies to actually go against Lords seems way out of my reach as far as thaler is concerned, so i don't really know what the midgame is supposed to be.
>>167287075
What mod
So the Modded 1257 file in the pastebin is standalone, right? Or do I need to download the base mod and extract the modded folder into it?
I've only ever modded Bethesda games before so I dunno shit when it comes to M&B mods and how they work
>>167291286
it's standalone
>>167291194
blood and steel
>We'll have Bannerlord in the players' hands in some form by the end of the year
t. ginge - 2016
>february 2017 and still not so much as a new gameplay video
>>167291423
except the phrase he used was "we hope" not "we will"
>>167291423
IT'S CANCELED STOP TALKING ABOUT BANNERLORD ALREADY
>>167291330
sweet, thanks
>>167287609
what mod is this? friends and i want more co-op type shit for M&B
W-what did she mean by this
>>167291707
It's a screenshot from Full Invasion 2 I took back in 2015, I dunno if the mod still has players though
>>167291707
literally retarded
>>167291739
>Aliena
>>167290134
>Looking good is pretty low on the priority list compared to not getting stabbed.
Spoken as a true pleb.
>>167291739
>marry fair Lady
>relation drops from 52 to 48
>drops again down to 35
>>167291707
>friends and i want more co-op type shit
Have you and your friends killed niggers together yet?
>>167291834
relax dweeb, i just got into m&b
>>167292026
haven't played anything other than invasion, give me rhodesia style horde conflict please
>>167292026
AZW server up when?
>>167292251
>i just got into m&b
it doesn't matter how much you've played mountainblade, you could have answered your question if you followed the reply chain
>>167292440
WhenFassiveMaggot hosts
Is Brytenwalda the kind of module where you should fire mercenaries until you and your companions can quickly level up normal troops, or the type of module where you don't really need mercenaries at the start?
>>167292559
good old maggot
>>167293402
do NOT bully the maggot
whats an actual good mod these days?
pop is too autistic even for me
>>167293808
A COCK
>>167293942
how can anyone unironically enjoy acok, the weapon selection is bretty dogshit and you need to be stronk as fuck to wear/hold decent items and the troop upgrade system is downright retarded
don't even get me started on permastat loss from random events and @red@you trip and fall!
>>167294125
It was just a joke. As soon as my character randomly tripped in the middle of a heated battle I removed the module. The random events that affect your stats are such fucking bullshit too.
We GoT now
>>167292559
Lets us hope that he gets out of jail soon for having a hard drive full of cp and retro games.
>>167294276
I was super excited for it when I downloaded it and did the first few starting quests and explored the ruins around the map, but then i went to the weaponsmith and saw
>plate armor
>required strength
>20
>>167294393
>hard drive full of cpdid he share?
How do i get the poltical map or what ever it's called to see who controls what more clear?
>>167295070
Report, scroll down and see map
>>167295070
I've only seen like 2 mods that have that feature
>>167295207
PoP, Hispania and Geko all have it
Is there anything else?
>>167295530
Native Expansion
>>167295683
Is that the one that removes Harlaus and replaces him with a woman for no reason?
>>167295964
Are you confusing him with the claimant to the throne?
>>167296054
No, I just remember that mod, or some mod similarly named, took Harlaus out of the game and treplaced him with a Queen So-and-so. Also it had a Dark knight invasion and some other stuff.
>>167294313
Wish i had fashion like that, i can't sacrifice the stats.
I just need a helmet...
>>167296139
Yeah they replaced the Eternal Feast with Lady Suno.
>>167296284
For what reason?
Are the Sarranids supposed to be shit in Dickplomacy? Cause they get utterly recked by Rhodocks even in the open field. Their cav just gets massacred by the rhodock sergeants and the rest of their units are straight trash.Just fought a battle with a bunch of Sarranid lords with 1000 troops vs 40 rhodocks, and the fucking Rhodocks raped the shit out of us. My allies suffered like 150 casualties vs like 20 casualties on the Rhodocks side.
>>167296145
Just use Morgh's to change the stats of armor you think looks good to be top-tier.
or
If a troop uses that armor then use Morgh's/Notepad++ to just Copy+Paste the armor so it will only show up in stores for the player to use.
The game is all about having fun.
>>167296284
Did the Make Harlaus the claimant then? I might have to give that mod another chance to restore him to power.
>>167296441
All moders are CUNTs anon. If they aren't then they will become CUNT in time.
>>167296504
I played NE for like 20 hours and never once saw the Swadian claimant .
>>167296504
>Just use Morgh's to change the stats of armor you think looks good to be top-tier.
this is why armor should be tiered
>>167296676
>this is why armor should be tiered
>tiered
Spoken like a true UpstabAnonFag
so /mbg/, have you decided what you'll be naming yourdaughteronce you take the throne in Bannerlord and have children?
>>167296504
In my case, It's more the color of armors that clash, rather than actual design.
Not a big enough loss in stats (The helm is use now only has like 5 armor more than normal) for me to bother tweaking it outside the game.
>>167296471
dickplomacy doesn't change troops at all
>>167296945
like her father, she will be named assblaster.
>>167296945
"Offspring Factory *number between 1 and 100*"
Only males are allowed to have names.
>>167296825
it should though
having one or two point armor difference is dumb
>>167296945
Drusilla the Younger
>>167296945
Name her after my weaponfu, Masterwork Bastard Sword III.
>>167296945
Saddle horse
>>167297143
It's probably the formations then. The Rhodock infantry just turtles destroying the shit out of the Sarranids Cavalry and their infantry since their to light armored to break through all their spears and two handers. Doesn't help that the sarranid ai is freaking retarded with the Sarranid skirmishers. Has no idea how to use their javelins.
That script on firearms is just the smoke right? I want to try adding a few smokeless-gunpower weapons.
>>167297986
and sound
>>167298024
Fuck I want the sound...sort of...a modern sound would be better but any sound would be better than none.
>>167298132
way easier if you do it in the modsys
>>167296945
If only this was a thing in bannerlord
>Can't start family with pure steppe waifu
>>167298209
I have no idea how to do that. I guess I'll have to settle for black power weapons.
Cap & Ball is fine too I guess.
>>167298365
what mod are you doing it for
>>167298452
I was thinking Geko, Dickplomacy and/or possibly Native Expansion but reading this feature list is really turning me off. It seems to suffer the same problem Floris has in claiming to be Native+ but really just being "What the modder things Native should be".
>>167298647
geko and dickplomacy both have source don't they
this is what the trigger looks like in source
[(ti_on_weapon_attack, [(play_sound,"snd_pistol_shot"),(position_move_x, pos1,27),(position_move_y, pos1,36),(particle_system_burst, "psys_pistol_smoke", pos1, 15)])]],
so it'd be pretty easy to change
>>167298785
The only issue i see though is Geko already has black-powder weapons so If I change that trigger to fit modern firearms it would break the old ones.
Not that I would even know what to change it to.
so the PooP team practically entirely implemented my submod, only things that aren't in are WFAS formations by default (but you can just turn them on since they added the new strings), the four halfswordable/mordhauable swords, and the flail and slings
would people still want the submod updated for those things or is the release fine
>>167298785
Also you wouldn't know what it is that keeps weapons flagged as "pistol" from showing up in shops would you? I'd really like to turn that off.
WHERE IS MY GK_SIEGE?
I've been gone a year and a half, why is there only TDM up atm?
>>167299041
it shouldn't do since that was code specific to the item not to the trigger
>>167299424
no idea sorry, though i'd love to know too
>>167299752
Oh that line code in >>167298785 is the sctipt on the weapon/item? I thought it was the trigger itself.
>>167299041
>>167299752
Think this may be it.
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,343872.msg8222933.html#msg8222933
Ah shit I might have to finally get around to making GekoNewestusing source code if I can get pistols to show up in shops.
I already tried adding the new races with the module system and instead of being Female (Male) like .txt. editing they were Female (Female).
anyone else like to provoke the belligerent drunk whenever they see him at a tavern?
always a fun little exercise in manual swordfighting when I get the chance, since I'm shit at MP and need the practice
>>167299745
Everyone killed themselves once they realized Bannerlord is vaporware.
>>167300047
it always takes like 5 seconds for him to "activate" after drawing his sword so I always kill them before they even move
>>167300028
>is the sctipt on the weapon/item? I thought it was the trigger itself.
yep, in module_items
you should try and do source, it's really not that bad
>https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,343872.msg8222933.html#msg8222933
thanks for that
i'll have to test it to see if it works
>>167300170
>you should try and do source, it's really not that bad
DickplomacyAnon told me not to when I asked him. Now seeing he has gone mad isn't giving me much confidence.
Plus I spent way to much time on GekoNewerto do it all over agian but I enjoy tweaking the game almost as much as playing it. Maybe If I got good enough I could finally mack Dickokujo.
>>167300053
Any chance of a necromancer bringing them back? I haven't even seen Sparhawk or Vendi on steam in ages.
Are the welsh the only faction with the piercing damage memebows in 1257?
They kill a high percentage of enemies compared to my other ranged units.
>>167301393
yeah, they weren't viable as a faction otherwise
though none of the bandits are using their shields
>>167300047
Alcoholism won't solve itself.
Someone has to put the work in, and it may as well be me.
>>167301473
Yeah but I'm talking in general, even when fighting against lord armies they do some serious damage. Pic was only for reference purposes :^)
>>167301602
bow wise yeah, but again it was to make them pose some kind of threat
they were pretty bad by default since their infantry is shit, the cavalry are bad till they get to knight tier and even then they're just a normal knight
How old is the Upstab AD1257 Final? I could of sworn I saw him saw he just updated it but the one I have on my external HDD also says "final"
>>167302035
i updated it on the 25th, it's the same filename
>>167302079
What did you change?
Is brainybots already installed?
Know any good historical fiction novels, friends?
Brytenwalda sure is harder than Viking Conquest. Kind of upsetting really, since I want to play Brytenwalda, but it feels like everything was designed to kick my ass, whereas VC it felt like I could survive once I got some nice armor. Also, the blacksmiths don't seem like they can upgrade my gear for me, so that's a little annoying.
>>167302162
it was just a finalization of the beta version
main things would be like new swings for spears, brainybots, formation rebinding, and a bunch of polearms
>Is brainybots already installed?
yep
>>167302338
Does your version have that terrible shader? That was the main thing that always kept me from playing AD1257
>>167302417
it does, i put the .fx files from vanilla in the optional folder but i don't know if they actually remove the shader
you can delete the .fx files in there to get rid of it but the game will throw red text at you occasionally
what's the point of gitting gud at infantry when 90% of infantry battles in MP end with you or your opponent getting couched/shot in the back by a cav/archer player?
>>167303058
When you're gud that doesn't happen
>>167303251
spawnpoints suck so you are surrounded by rangedfags all the time in MP personal skill does not change that
>>366226736
what did he mean by this?
>>167303346
All I'm hearing is the cries of a baddie
>>167303058
Stop playing deathmatch
>>167303362>/twg/
>>167303565
there's no more GK siege server
>>167303631
Stop playing GK
>battle ends
>friendly archer gets knocked out by stray horse
fucking vermin
>>167303727
there's no other servers with players and <100 ping
>>167303590
>implying anyone but the /gsg/ autists use the term "/v/eddit"
>>167285952
This.
Good 15-16 century mod.
>>167303805>/gsg/
>>167303965
>>167303862
I made the mistake of going there once to talk about video games and a lot of people got upset.
Are there any other decent generals or is /mbg/ the only one?
>>167303965
Every time someone unironically says /mbg/ is the best/only good general on /vg/, mount&blade goes on sale and at least 5 newfags come within the week.
>>167304062
>Every time someone unironically says /mbg/ is the best/only good general on /vg/
Reply to the wrong post?
>>167303965
>>167304031
Didn't say that.
>scandinavian huscarl
>mounted fucker with a lance
are these le ebin vikings we were warned about?
>>167304350
"huscarl" doesn't mean infantry. a huscarl is basically a manservant/bodyguard.
>>167299101
how does the flail look like?
>>167302515
Was LoliMod ever updated for it or would the version of LoliMod for your older version of "final" work?
>>167304801
Like this
*unties trousers*
*pulls off underwear*
*displays penis in semi-erect state*
>>167304801
like this
>>167304910
no idea i didn't make that
>there are people on /mbg/ who actually do quests
literally why
just farm sea raiders to get all the exp, money, and free equipment you'll ever need up until vassalship to fight other lords and then conquer the game
quests are literally just chores for no reason
So a few threads ago, I asked about Frankish surnames and was told that the Germanic people didn't use surnames (yet). Can someone, then, explain this Saxon's name? I'm presuming that this is written in a (Title) (First Name) (Last Name) pattern.
What the fuck do Germanics do for surnames?
>>167304983
Why does it have to "load" for so long. Found one in 1257 and was like "cooool" but then it was slow as molasses and I had to pick up a hand ace to get anything done.
>>167304983
Did you alter menus.txt, skins.txt, module.ini or any armor.brf files between version?s That is all LoliMod changes.
>>167305072
B-but muh 80 relationship with villages...
>>167301393
In base 1257AD no missile unit has pierce damage -- The 1257AD mod in the pastebin completely changed the damage type of longbows to buff the Welsh?
>>167305072
Some of the quests are pretty high pay off (bandit hideouts and rescue prisoner off the top of my head)
I'll never understand people who subject themselves to deliveries and other trash though
>>167305153
might be the weapon speed or the fact looped animations sometimes get "stuck"
>>167305164
>menus.txt
not since november 15th
>skins.txt
no
>module.ini
yep
>any armor.brf files
just helmets
can upstab be added for horseback as easily as normal upstab or is it more hacky?
>>167305204
crossbows also got pierce damage as well as all thrown weapons besides franciscas/rocks/thrown sling/darts
>>167305331
it's a pain in the ass and not worth it basically
if you could actually change animation properties (what direction it uses and if it's on horseback or not, only thing you can do in modsys is say how you can aim it and other really minor shit) then you could, but even then you can kinda see from the webm how jerky it is
>>167305321
>>module.ini
>yep
Well adding in the new .brf files it needs to use isn't hard.
>>any armor.brf files
>just helmets
Since I have no idea what LoliAnon actually did to the .brf files I guess I will have to wait for him to release a update for that.
Does LoliAnon still lurk here? I haven't seen him post in quite a while.
>>167304968
dude get this pimple out of here you're embarassing yourself
>>167304983
hey upstabanon can you add ubstab to perisno?
>>167304968
OwO whats this
>>167305625
i'll have a look
>>167305458
They were already viable in base 1257AD though. Crossbows can do +70 damage and Javelins thrown by normal soldiers can still OHKO Knights. Welsh Longbowmen are still good due to their 8 power draw.
>>167305458
OP
P
>>167305686
>>167305872
RCM in 1257 severely gimps ranged effectiveness on almost anything with some kind of armor if it's cut
the javs in vanilla 1257 only did damage because the base damage was so high
>>167305920
do you mean the upstab on horseback? it's actually awkward as fuck
>>167305686
thank
>>167277495
you have been visited by the comfy slav of happy winters
>>167277495
comfiest city scene is the one that is all menus
>>167307307
fuck you slav
>it's a stat creep unit hits you for 65 damage with a blunt tournament one-hander episode
>>167307640
beat over the head like the weak peasant you are
She's13. :3
Why would Bannerlord get a Steam store entry recently if they don't plan to launch soon?
There is still hope right?
>>167308620
So people don't forget about it
>>167308620
Armagan's autism must be sated before Bannerlord releases.
Thus the tweaking of the combat continues after 5 years.
>>167302280
Just like read the icelandic sagas, man.
Is there way to open the chat somehow and scroll the messages
>>167309178
log keybind
>>167308967
Wouldn't that deal with just the Norse? I understand Norse surnames, but I want to learn about Saxon, Angle, Frank, Lombard, etc surnames.
why the fuck can you only recruit about 10 times from villages in pop?
how are u supposed to grow your army? do i have to like join up a certain faction to recruit from there???
>>167310037
>Playing poop
For what reason? no, really
>>167310037
Are you trying to start a meme
>>167310298
no seriously, what the fuck is this...
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>167310037
??? is this a new change because POP changed almost nothing about villages last time I played it.
>>167310557
It's just made up
>>167310163
not everyone has bought into muh two ladders reeeee
>>167310621
its not you literal retard go play, after a few times u cant recruit from villages.
its either broken or shit
>>167310163
It's preddy gud after the main devs changed, the two working on PooP now are pretty chill and are not opposed to adding something new.
>>167309690
you mean L? it takes too long
why do VC scenes look so shitty
this stuff is paid and has worse looking scenes than 1257 due to loldrawdistance meme that plagues every mod
Also how do I start when I can't go merc/freelancer? Just keep running tourneys and smacking tiny bandit packs?
>>167305074
“[x]-ing” basically means “descendant of [x]”, where [x] is the founder of a dynasty or an important forefather.
Look at Frankish dynasties: the Carolingians are the dynasty of Charlemagne, aka Karl der Große—the Carol-ings/Karl-ings.
The Ottonian dynasty is also known as the Liufoldings—the descendants of Liudolf.
Ergo, this guy here is Ceowald of the house of Cuthwulf.
“Aetheling” is just a title (but has the same etymology—basically “descendant of nobility”) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86theling
>>167279231
>>167279541
does anyone have the spurdo edit?
>>167241096
If you don't take it too seriously PW is fun as fuck, go around fucking shit up.
Mercenaries is good if you want to get good and it's not as ruthless as good native servers. It also has a nice sense of progression as you get new gear for your character
mail+surcoat > full plate
(aesthetically at least)
>>167315894
scale armour > all else
>>167315894
Come to Dhirim and say that to my face
>enemy army just circles around mine until half their cavalry is dismounted from rubbing up against the battlefield border and their army has been decimated by my archers
AI "tactics" was a mistake
>>167317397
You have to enable the formations in the options to make them do anything other than circling around each other, retard.
>>167317593
Formations makes your own troops act like complete retards though
>>167317675
that's just their natural state, being retarded.
jeez this general surely dies down around this time of the day.
>>167319080
yeah cuz only neets would be active in a video game general at this time of day for yurops and americanos both
>>167319131
or people could just shitpost with their phones
>>167319579
Let's not
>>167319579
>using 4chan anywhere outside of your home
anon
>>167319840
>using 4chan
>>167320078
>perusing the internet to read newly updated posts on a mongolian knitting board called '4chan' solely intended to discuss a certain video game, being "Mount & Blade"
I fucking hate sieges
>>167319131
and we are playing the game instead of shitposting
>>167319579
retard
How do I join a crusade in 1257AD?
I just want to cleanse the holy land and win my lord's affection. Maybe get some comfy plot of land in Jerusalem, and establish a merchant empire.
Is it okay to cheat RtR in 1257AD
>>167321809
>Is it okay to cheat
>>167321219
I love them.
>>167321839
Grinding RtR in 1257AD is tedious af.
>>167321727
>How do I join a crusade in 1257AD?
just join the kingdom of jerusalem, the other two options are retarded
>comfy plot of land in Jerusalem, and establish a merchant empire.
>>167321901
Go play for honor.
>>167321902
Ah, that's disappointing. I was hoping you could attach yourself to a crusading european lord, say a hungarian or something, and gain glory and entry to heaven with him.
By merchant empire, I meant like buy a business in the holy land and trade goods for shekels, not rule in the holy land.
>>167321945
Played it.
It sucked ass.
>>167321865
I don't think they get through, 150 vs 700.
>>167322587
whoops
playing ad1257, was a vassal for papal states and had a fief which my income was going to (its treasury), but then when i left papal states all of my weekly income is going to a 'treasury' which doesn't exist, i have checked the fief i owned and nothing is there. help plz
>>167262347
>tfw I do physics now and can't remember a single thing of HS chemistry
kek
I really hope the cyka blyat who made Parabellum develops it some more and squishes all the bugs. Charging at an MG08 that you can't even see while all your allied bros fall around you is the most fun I've had in Warband for ages.
Oh and that feeling of opening up on an unlucky mob who gets too close to you with the MP18 is heaven.
I see a lot of people talk about Warband formations and With Fire & Sword formations
what exactly is the difference and how do I see it?
when I booted up WF&S, it seems to be the same in that units naturally form lined rows
>>167322008
>I was hoping you could attach yourself to a crusading european lord, say a hungarian or something
>hungarian crusader
I'm not sure if you wanna be signed on with the hungarians, considering what happened just 55 years before
*blocks you and your wife's path*
>>167326408
>charging at heavy fire power
Light Brigade?
>>167326737
Don't compliment my or my wife's shoulder's heads ever again.
>>167326746
No just WW1 mate.
page 10
page 10
how come nobody talks about Sands of Faith?
just found out about it and was blown away, it's so wonderfully and beautifully polished in little ways
true, the setting gets kind of bland but deus fucking vult my niggers
wish there was some more discussion on this so I would of discovered it earlier
instead I fell for the floris and PooP meme
AD 1257 is bretty gud tho
>>167321901
Sounds like you need to invest more in regional manorsand git gud.
>>167330936
all of the mods assets are from a cancelled crusades mod that would have had a lot more features e.g. siege weapons and shit
still kind of disappointed desu
>>167330936
>not fighting for based Saladin
>>167330936
its very pretty, but really bland
>>167333265
What am i looking at?
>>167333568
>>167333568
this
>>167333742
i hope there's a decent tool for making new world maps included in the mod tools instead of the community having to make one that barely functions
>>167333640
>>167333742
I still dont get it, it's a new map yeah?
>>167333946
its the world of warband but twice as big now and taking place like 200 years before
>>167333265
Yeah but everything seems scaled up in Bannerlord. We'll see how it ends up feeling like in game
>>167333946
are you retarded or just pretending
reminder
OOGA BOOGA
>>167330936
it crashes a lot in scenes because all the textures are huge
ded thred
>>167334424
Sorry i must be retarded then.
I want to see a mod where lords, companions and even YOU THE PLAYER have the same chance as everyone else (normal troops) when incapacitated in battle to actually DIE.
>yfw u getting "knocked unconscious" has about a 50% chance of ending your game hardcore mode style
Of course, new lords (and ladies) may come into being, perhaps as vengeful heirs sometimes etc.
>>167305498
>Does LoliAnon still lurk here? I haven't seen him post in quite a while.
Not a lot to post about I've done most mods, and there's no new mods coming out so I typically update when someone posts that I need to, like PoP3.8 and Parabellum
And fucking B&G startup crashes if you change anything in skins.txt
I was tinkering with how to add Saber to the native mods last thread, still haven't decided which way is better
Are there any FUN mods similar toacok?
>>167342296
>are there any FUN mods similar to this mod that isn't fun?
>>167342583
Are you retarded or something? What's wrong with a question like that?
>>167342805
a mod can either be fun or similar to acok but not both
>>167342296
Similar how?
>>167342892
Similar doesn't mean identical you know.
>>167342296
fun is subjective. give criteria you want to match
otherwise, i'd sayflorisis pretty fun
>>167342961
acok isn't unique enough that another mod could be similar to it and not be shit. the only really unique thing about acok is how bad it is.
>>167341181
in TLD heroes, lords and YOU can die
http://www.moddb.com/mods/disunited-states-of-america
It will almost certainly be terrible but I want to play it.
Where are the brainybots settings in AD1257? I just started using anon's latest version, but can't find anything.
>>167343904
press f11
>>167342296
Similar, as in setting?
>>167326608
do you mean native formations compared to WFAS formations?
WFAS formations just adds new fire commands and the ability to set your units in rows (1-5) as well as moving around existing commands
Can companions leave the realm forever?
Alayen left my party because he didn't like the other people but I planned to get him back later since he is one of my best companions.
Every time I ask a traveller his name is the only one not on the list even though 3 ingame months have passed.
>>167305625
http://www.mediafire.com/file/1hqsguqrrgm2bc8/Perisno_upstab_crouching_etc.7z
>added 1h upstab/upstab
>added y axis unlock for punching
>added animation speed tweaks
>added a flail
>added crouching and pike bracing
also updated the PooP submod to 3.8.4 but they included almost everything, so this just adds the flail, slings, and halfsword/mordhau swords
For Honor blows Mount & Blade out of the god damn water.
>>167347203
>For Honor blows Mount & Blade out of the god damn water.
>>167347203
sounds familiar...
>>167347124
I want to love you physically upstabanon
>>167347203
Is this supposed to be bait?
>>167347124
>>167347737
I want tocuddleupstabspic
>>167347203
I don't think so desu, all the 'pillars of the community' from Dark Souls shill the game so hard yet all I ever see is the 'LOL instakills through gravity so random XD' montages everywhere.
>>167347203
>>167347314
>>167347693
>>167347901
After the release of For Honor, warband will be a dead game. It's objectively the best medieval combat game ever made and blows warbands shitty combat out of the god damn water
>>167348208
really makes me...
think...
>>167348086
Darkest Dungeon mod when
>>167348208
warband has its upstabs and downstabs but the only thing that will probably kill it is Bannerlord.
>>167348609
bannerlord looks like a shitty warband mod with better graphics lol
>>167348856
Yeah I know I can't believe they dared to improve everything.
>>167348208
nice memes
>>167349095
wow they improved everything and it still looks like a game from 2010 with dogshit combat
wow!
>>167349242
I dunno why you're here anon, if you're one of the 3% of Warband owners who don't like it then you should probably avoid a general dedicated to it.
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>167349242
Still a huge improvement over looking like a ps1 game desu
>>167349367
im just here to remind you that For Honor will blow this piece of shit out of the god damn water
>>167349385
so it looks like a ps2 game now, nice
>>167349529
For Honor is just overwatch with more feminism and less gameplay.
Go shit up some other thread on /v/.
>>167349612
>for honor
>feminism
what ?
>>167349612
>feminism
says the guy playing a game with a STRONG WOMYN warrior on the cover
please stop replying to bait and shitting up my general thanks
is dickplomacy supposed to be completely and utterly broken from the outset or what
i cant enter any towns
every time i enter a village it auto-fails my quests
and every time i meet a party it starts with the autoresolve combat screen
>>167349909
don't start as a vassal, it's broken
>>167349998
i didnt
or at least i wasnt given any option to do so
>>167349909
every fucking thread since the optional dickplomacy stuff was added to the OP
who made this shit?
>>167350064
you tell me
if its completely and utterly broken as per reports from every thread why is it even in the OP
>>167349858
>someone doesnt like my shitty repetitive singleplayer game it must be bait
Will there be a server up tonight?
>>167350061
you fucked up the installation somehow then, it used to work fine with me
>>167350248
literally how could i even fuck up the installation
its just copy exe to main folder and then paste diplomacy in modules and start using WSE
>>167350204
>baseless and repetitive shitting on the game of the general without offering any reasons why it's shit compared to For Honor
I know your baiting, but there are retards who actually believe what you post.
>>167350345
wse is a fucking meme, it's only used for heraldic horses, try using normal launcher
>>167350398
>shit, simple repetitive combat
>shit voice acting and sound
>shit animations
>shit graphics
>singleplayer is a meme and gets repetitive fast
>multiplayer is shit because of combat and netcode
w-why is warband shit compared to F-For Honor??
>>167350345
which dickplomacy from the OP did you download? the one with (options) at the end?
>>167350679
>the one with (options) at the end?
yes
>>167350947
delete it and install the normal one
just report & ignore
it's obviously a shitposter from the for honor threads on /v/, they love the phrase "blow for honor's water" etc.
>>167348086
is DD fun? I like the aesthetic a lot, but I am generally not a fan of grinding
>>167350629
>>singleplayer is a meme
What a brilliant argument..
>>shit animations
>>shit graphics
They do their job. Relative humbleness of the graphics in Warband is what allows it to have battles 150 vs 150 as opposed to what 10 vs 10 in For Honor ?
>>shit, simple repetitive combat
As oppose to "spam left click and counter" from FH ?
>>shit voice acting and sound
Talk about grasping at straws ..
>>167351319
Not that guy but as someone who tried DD for a while : its basically RNG The Game.
>>167349813
>one version of the cover has women fighter
>hurr durr feminism
How's that low iq treating ya, buddy ?
>>167351319
Unless you have a special kind of autism, no, it's not really fun. It's really atmospheric and intense for the first few hours but it wears off fast.
>>167351319
>>167351559
>its basically RNG: The Game
did you actually play the game? Because yes, you can get fucked by bad crits or bleeds, but if you take a healer on every mission and don't touch books, you're pretty much going to make it out okay 90% of the time.
>>167352975
Ya sure you make it out 90% of the time, but you have to grind so much just to level up parties that everyone in a while that 10% hits and you have to start over on training and leveling up dudes.
>>167352975
>can get fucked by stress randomness
>XCOM style of accuracy calculations i.e. "99% shot missing 4 times out of 5 while enemy is landing hits with 10 % accuracy " without XCOM tactical depth and wealth of options
>random heroes mean you can have nothing but useless faggots to recruit
etc etc
Its RNG the Game man, im happy that you enjoy it but fact is a fact.
who would have thought that in 2016 we would get Warband update 1.170 andnot Bannerlord
>>167353496
What game are you talking about? It's got me curious.
>>167353716
Darkest Dungeon.
>>167351624
How is this different from regular M&B autism?
>>167353810
Oh, nevermind then. I've got that game on my pc but quit playing it after completing the first dungeon and arriving at the town. It was really tedious managing my party so much.
>>167353496
I need to remember to work on that XCOM mod.
>>167353197
>>167353496
I'm 50 weeks into my game and I have lost 3 heroes. Two were due to taking on a boss too early, and one was due to trying to take on a veteran Shambler too early. Those were both errors entirely on my part, and had nothing to do with RNG. I stand by the opinion that if you're prepared, the RNG is basically a non factor.
Also, you guys are aware of the little Retreat button, right? If a run's not going great, you can fuck off at any time outside of battle. It's not like you're locked in until you win or everyone's dead.
>>167353864
It's really not. Both games are grindy, repetitive experiences that result in a feeling of great satisfaction at the inevitable payoff.
>>167314238
Thank you, anon.
I've noticed that some of my companions fist fight after they run out of javelins, whats up with that? is it because I give them two sets of javelins?
>>167354364
Did you give them anything else other than javelins?
>>167353864
I enjoy the combat and general gameplay of M&B, but Darkest Dungeon feels so shallow in comparison. There's no build variety for the heroes and the skill selection is meager. Also I don't like the scaling that much, you get higher level heroes for the sole purpose of taking on higher level dungeons thus a level up makes your heroes sometimes weaker if they pass a certain threshold where they refuse to go to low level dungeons and such.
>>167354364
They don't have a weapon when the javelins are gone.
>>167354869
they do, they all have swords as well but they don't switch to them
how do you go from THIS
>>167341717
to THIS
>>167355106
meme magic
>>167346065
how do I access these new fire commands?
sorry if stupid question, I'm new
>>167355106
well she is supposed to be the pearled one innit? best if she's got the looks to match the rep
>>167347203
>>167348208
>Third-person
>Memewatch-tier Heroes
>Ubisoft
alright, I laughed
>>167355329
you have to enable the WFAS commands
if you've done that, then press F3 to open the fire command menu, and tell them to hold fire, which will give you a bunch of volley commands you can do
>>167349529
For Honor looks like arcadey Assassin's Creed PvP/boss combat mixed with some NPC chaff to make it look like a big battle a la Dynasty Warriors.
There's not really any comparison between the two games. M&B manages to have a competent combat system on top of a compelling RTS system on top of a Kingdom building system on top of a humble butter salesman simulator on top of an RPG.
M&B is a sandbox with almost unlimited potentia that keeps drawing people back. I've gone long stretches not playing M&B but I always get the urge to return.
For Honor appears to be a hack and slasher that people will play for awhile then move on from.
>>167356145
>M&B is:
>medieval combat
>RTS
>Kingdom building
>salesman simulator
>RPG
>Sandbox
>Mods
how can other video games even compete?
>>167356478
>ends up having to post r34 to get people interested in his game
jesus christ what a hilarious downward spiral
>>167356763
For Honor shill plz go.
>>167356478
What mod ?
>>167356887
>For Honor shill plz go.
that meme text is from battleborn dummy
>>167356763
>he hasn't even played B&G
>>167356887
some russian mod on Blood & Gold: Caribbean!
truly the russians are visionaries
>>167356763
If I want to play DOTA I'll play DOTA.
If I want to play M&B I'm not going to play a DOTA clone.
Try and go shill civ6 in /gsg/ and see how that works out.
>>167356887
might be b&g but I've never played it so I'm not sure.
>>167357026
>>167357103
christ you dummies it's from battleborn
>>167357175
What's this about battleborn posting r34?
>>167358014
in order to shill his failing abortion of a game randy pitchford tweeted saying warning NSFW content there's rule34 porn of battleborn!!! and linked to a subreddit of it
and the account that posted the porn on reddit had only been active for like a day, was called like battlebornr34 or something
>>167358391
What the fuck does that have to do with the post you replied to in the first place though you utter spastic
>>167358895
>>167358391
meanwhile borderlands 2 basically created SFM porn
really makes you think
>>167359189
Literally the only person in the entire thread talking about Battleborn is you, you autistic faggot.
The screenshot you replied to first is from Blood & Gold.
Anyone got that picture of a knight all comfy in bed lookin cosy?
>>167360963
god damn you're dumb as bricks
Are there any fixed locations for slavers/ransom brokers in 1257?
>>167363226
manors sometimes have them, you can buy a prisoner tower which has a ransom broker for your manor
>>167358391
So that must be why my little cousin was so excited to get this game.
Next thread underway
>>167363716
why we're 25 posts off and slow as shit
>>167361017
There's a few but I only have two
>>167363983
Because I have to find something to do other than reading threads on /v/ and /vg/
>>167364135
you could try playing video games
>>167364193
>playing video games
i thought this meme went extinct a few years ago
>>167364193
Frankly can't find anything that I would like to play and that is, at the same time, actually released.
>>167364193
>playing video games
dude what
>>167361017
>>167364119
>be commanding your troops
>get shot
guns were a mistake
>>167362332>No sun princess
Jesus fucking Christ why
They'll wish they had never been born, sire!
>finally make it all the way across Europe, from Scotland to the Holy Land
>see this
feels good man
Someone should do an edit of this with /mbg/ being dead
>>167366917
someone should nuke japan 3 or 4 more times
>>167367151
How about we nuke the chinese just two times.
That way we get the same culture as japan but with much more quantity
>>167366917
rip ;_;7
>>167365327
>"whoah, a 2000 troop battle!"
>attack in pools of 100 vs 100
I hate this shit
>>167367575
you could turn the battlesize up to 2000 if you really wanted to experience that
>>167367575
>his toaster can't do 1k vs 1k battles
why even play
>>167367689
>his microwave can't do 4k vs 4k
why even exist
>>167368137
>his waffle iron can't do 10k vs 10k
why even
>>167368302
>his fork can't do ∞ vs ∞
why
>>167368137
>his potato can't do 8k by 8k Ultra HD Bloom 100 FPS Feasts
why even feast
>>167366917
But should the waifu be Steppe Waifu, Butter, or Bannerlord?
>>167368687
steppe waifu of course :DDD
took long enough, jesus
>>167368761
>steppe waifu over butter
newfag please >>>/v/
>>167368687
Butter obviously
>got a job and broke neetdom before butterlord came out
>will be able to buy and play it on release alongside /mbg/
sometimes life isn't horrible
>>167368836
>>167368840
harlausposting is reddit
>>167368987
>>167368987
>>167368987
New Thread
>>167368928
harlausposting is older than reddit