/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

>>166824912
wtf I can't believe you said that

you want to fight?

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

Varied potato tiles when

>>166825004
based

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Don't shitpost.

Socialise instead.

>>166825852
>spelled right in the image
>wrong in the post
Disgusting

>>166826096
Maybe it's because he isn't an amerifat and spells socialise like the other kind of english speakers

>>166826212
You mean like a degenerate?

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>>166826416

No, I mean like approximately half the anglosphere mr fatty mcburgerface >:(

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And here I thought I was clearing up matters!

Americans can't spell.

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Is this the new /dfg/?

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QUICK! a necromancer just discovered the secrets of dimensions and pulled you into DF, now the dwarves are trying to find a way to put your human skills to good use!

How can your abilities help improve the fort?

>>166827967
drink vampire blood and become that one walled in bookkeeper.
that way I'll never die, even if the fort crumbles.

>>166828098
>go insane due to blood thirst
>still good at book keeping
i'll never understand this game

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>>166827818
Post better content if you don't like it you triple goblin.

>>166827967
They could make crafts from my bones.

third run.
I tried as a human now.

I finally did a succesful trade and I recruted a companion. Still was unable to do any quest. I couldn't find the location and I failed hunting some food and starved to death.

>>166827967
Either bookkeeper or crossbowman. I can't do a worse job than regular crossbowdwarves.

You guys want anything drawn?

>>166829915
A giant dick

>>166829915
caged dwarf that fell for his own trap with other dwarves laughing at him

>>166829915
cage-in-mug vore

>>166829915
dwarf mayor screaming mandates for microcline figurines and elk bird leather mittens but everyone ignores him and continues with their day-to-day living

>>166827967
I emit a constant gas of boiling phisical autism that´s harmful to other humans
If the world Ive been pulled into is non square, my gasses are doubled in lethality and I can make an interaction called autistic screech, which consumes the enemy, leaving only a smear of blood and gives a headache to all sorrounding dwarves

We won the kingdom

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New fort, so far so good.

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>>166831568
>dorf blood
>gold
>orthoclase

>>166827967
i'm a market gardener and have already done some slaughering, i guess i could be a brown named guy running the outside gardens.

>>166831797
What's wrong with that?

>>166827967
Animal trainer. Surely training war giant emus isn't much harder than training dogs.

If that doesn't work out I could try my hand as a brewer. I've worked in various aspects of the wine and spirits industries for a long time, and though I've never brewed or distilled I know the processes much better than any well-informed layman just from having interacted with so many producers and visited so many facilities. The dog thing is just a side gig but I enjoy it more.

this game is so fucking frustrating it hurts.

>finally learn how to do things
>find myself in a dwarf fortress
>after hours finally find something that looks like a storage
>try to sell things
>no broker/shopkeeper
>nobody else cares about trade
>go to another fortress
>can't find the entrance
>run out of food
>die

>>166833748
How do you even run out of food

Just kill some animals and butcher them

Have you checked the wiki?

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>one punch turned a trained soldier into a vegetable

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>disable invaders
>goblins still come

>>166834620
might be it doesn't even work, I doubt anyone has ever tried it

>>166834412
yes I checked the wiki.
I just don't see a way how to know where to find a mead hall/tavern in a fortress . . . .

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>Cheesemaker has been found dead in his room
>Combat log says he'd been fighting with my metalsmith after becoming enraged
>No strange mood missed
>Fortress is as happy as could be
>Metalsmith has his lung punctured by a rib
Anyone got an idea what happened here? I'm fairly sure Dwarves don't just become enraged out of nowhere.
Should i keep an eye on my metalsmith?

>>166835065
>I'm fairly sure Dwarves don't just become enraged out of nowhere
heh

>>166835065
My liaison just sat at the tavern constantly going enraged for months.

>>166835065
I also just found some blood splatters and several kinds of bolts just outside my fort entrance.
Which is strange because neither of them should've been using a crossbow, nor did the combat log show any weapon.
Who the fuck shot the crossbow bolts? Was this premeditated murder?

>creating new world
>over 40 aleady rejected

Is this normal?

>>166835828
If you make something like a pocket world with many civilizations or something then yes.

What happens to custom nickname when a dwarf dies?

>>166836540
he keeps it forever

>>166835485
No, not a feature yet except in goblin civs during worldgen. The bolts are probably not related. The cheesemaker probably just died of an injury sustained in a barfight. Though they should both have gone to the hospital for treatment if they were injured.

>>166835065
I had to send one dwarf to Armok because he just would not stop raging. One of the brawls he started spilled into the tavern, then to the great hallway outside; after a passing militiadorf was hit things got out of control and several were badly maimed.

One later perished in the hospital; I think the water carriers were distracted by that sneaky cave crocodile too many times, or something.

>>166836856
How can the bolts be unrelated? I found them near the fight scene and no one in my fort uses crossbows. There wasn't a caravan nearby either.
I don't understand.

>>166837237
>How can the bolts be unrelated? I found them near the fight scene and no one in my fort uses crossbows. There wasn't a caravan nearby either.
So you don't have any hunters at all?

I checked out building in adventure mode.
Cannot I build any tannery nor leatherworker's? Would love to change than badger skin into waterskin.

>>166837820
You can only build a carpenters workshop, building/crafting in adventure mode is pretty barebones right now.

I am playing a human outcast and I have basically nothing.

I found a reed bag but he can only hold it in his hand. How can I wear the bag? or at least put something into the bag?

>>166838002
Damn, I cannot even craft proper wooden spears for throwing.

>>166837468
Not a single one.

>>166838653
No hunting in the combat log?

>>166837237
>How can the bolts be unrelated?
>nor did the combat log show any weapons
>no one in my fort uses crossbows
There you have it.

>>166838745
GENIUS
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>>166838712
Nope.

>>166838745
Still the question where the fuck they came from.

But whatever, seems to just be a random tantrum, i guess.

>>166839515
Urist McHolmes, Captain of the Guard at your service. This is my assistant, Bomrek McWatson, Suturer.
>I solved a murder. It is very elementary.

>>166835485
>premeditated murder
What kind of mechanics should exist in order for this to happen anons?

>>166839979
crime and punishment

>>166838305
consider modding it

>>166839979
Doesn't it happen already?
Is the justice system seriously just for vampires and mandate checks?

>>166840274
Apparently yes, because my Metal Crafter remained thankfully unpunished.

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>>166839868
I searched for dwarf detective and found this.

>>166840447
>>166840274
Damage caused by tantruming dwarves (destroyed buildings, injured or dead dwarves) will always count as a crime, and if witnessed, the offending dwarf will get punished for it.

>>166839979
What >>166840034 said. Dwarves can already form grudges, so the social basis of it already exists in a half-implemented form. Expanded romance and relationships will probably be helpful in this as well, at least to give creatures more pretext for wanting to kill each other.

>>166840725
Maybe it helped that i don't exactly had a justice system in place then.

The wiki doesn't tell me if animal people can waer armor.

>>166841107
Anything able to equip items can equip armor as long as it fits their body size.

>>166840881
>Dwarf A falls in love with dwarf B by pure chance
>Dwarf B doesnt know dwarf A so she can't fall in love with him
>months passes, Dwarf A gets bitterer because of unmatched love
>Dwarf B falls in love with dwarf C
>Dwarf A is very jealous, agresive and impulsive
>Dwarf A kills Dwarf C

Man, its logic as fuck, this is totally something that's gonna be in the game

>>166840725
Thanks for the informed post.

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>secretive mood creates a gabbro statue
>check his stats
>dabbling mason

>>166841672
Sad!

>>166841672
Healthy young dwarf lives in fortress, gets strange mood, doesn't feel skilled in masonry - dabbling!
Many such cases!

>>166841672
Secretive moods give you a legendary skill. Must have been a miner.

>>166842118
He was a miner
why?

>>166842153
He didn't get a masonry mood. He got a miner mood. The freexp he got wasn't in masonry. It was in mining.

A accidently started an attack change how do I quit it?

>>166842979

I don't know what you're asking

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>>166842979
>A accidently started an attack change how do I quit it?

>>166842979
[s] [squad letter] [o]

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this is elv yes

do you lik elv?

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>>166844305

>>166844305
Depends on the elv

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>>166844486
Elves ruin everything.

Well, the last time I played df was like four years ago, and I'm bored of other games and too poor to buy RimWorld. Has much changed in four years, or will I be able to jump right back in? Any new noteworthy tilesets? I always used to use Guybrush's and love its comfy a e s t h e t i c

>>166845526

>>166792619

We should probably just make this the OP image in every thread.

>>166845526
You could just pirate it you know

>>166845793
sometimes the very same thought pops in my head
Next thread atleast put some imgur link to it please

>>166845793
>>166846485
no one reads the OP anyway, as evidenced by the countless "how do I get started" posts

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Why is the curency so worthless?
Is this a bug that I can buy 200 Gold coins for 2 value?

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>>166845793
This is useful thanks!

>>166846162
True and I probably will, but I've been thinking a lot about Dwarf Fortress a lot recently, so I'm going to start with that

I'm just gonna stick with Guybrush (pic related)

>>166846767
then we simply tell them
>read the op
every time they ask a dumb question, is the only way the'll learn

>>166847178
then they'll accuse us of being hostile and elitistic

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>>166847239
So?

>>166847239
We are pretty elitist. We're usually friendly about it, though.

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>>166847178
>>166846767
To be fair, I remember when I was getting started, and even those "Getting Started" wiki tutorials really didn't make me feel prepared.

If there was a /dwarffortress/ gen back then, I probably would have posted there too

>>166847895
yeah, fair enough, but there's the place where you go check stuff after all. They cant depend on us forever, let them know the page

will an atack made with adamantine boots deal more damage than one done barefoot

If it isnt the case and I have to resort to consider the boot a weapon, can I equip weapons in my feet with mods?

>>166852450
No. If equipment did matter an adamantine boot would do less damage than any other footwear.

I believe you can equip a weapon with any appendage that has a grasp, but I've never messed with that so I'm unsure of how exactly it works.

>>166846989
that is the weight not the value silly

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hey /dfg/, you might remember me from some threads ago, I am creating a custom mod now called D(egeneracy)Fortress, which is a mod with themes based about /dfg/ and 4chans' cultures (''each time a little bit better'')
The mod also focus on sexual dimorphism, drugs and many many dumb shit
Right now it has two main inteligent races (most creatures and sentients are erased)
>Humans
>Anons

Humans are technology oriented beings with a feel for hedonist and derrotists behaviours, and have two main castes, with a small chance of being born
>Chads-Bigger and dumber than normal humansThey also have bigger dicks, they'll fuck you up and then they'll fuck your girl
>Staceys-Silicone breasted beings with no empaty or intelligence whatsoever, with [GRASP] tags on their lips and mouth, and varying sizes of breasts, hips and fixed vaginal wideness a particular charm!


Anons on the other part, are shorter, usually chubbier beings than humans, with an afinity to degeneracy in general and suicidal feelings in particular
Their castes and abilities are varied, but the most important one is the mod, a being that is born one in a thousand and can ban or permaban people in the game if he's pissed enough
the game also adds very unnatural things to the vanilla game, like a nice try at sex, many many present-day objects, drugs and mistery in general


This is just a short as fuck list of what the mod adds, many more castes with their unique abilities and interactions, new objects and industries, like drugs or smartphone industries arent gonna be mentioned for now

Have in mind that most features are adventure mode related, although it can be enjoyed in fort mode

So, wadda think /dfg/, would you play it?
Yes dammit, it has sex, poop and sex/poop oriented stuff.Both if you want it

>>166853991
I'm interested, but are there traps?

>>166854317
I've been toying around with that, not my thing but it fits the theme
Its pretty doable, the fact is that I dont know if they should be a caste of humans or anons.
Solved that, it wouldnt be hard to create an hermaphrodite caste with penises and vagoos
It would be entertaining to add them, I could give them a reaction called ''pose sensually''
and make all males non-hostile towards it or something

>>166854876
Hmm, I think they should be anons. Traps irl are pretty discreet, and traps in general are a pretty big thing on here so I think it would be more fitting as an anon caste.

I'd like to hear more about this mod, and I'd definitely play!

>>166853991
>Olegenenacy) Fontness
What did he mean by this?

>>166855174
go get your eyes checked
he's clearly making a joke putting degeneracy instead of dwarf

>>166853991
Im curious about the last line, what type of poop stuff are we talking about?
Other than that, it seems bretty interesting

>>166855174
eh, its written in the bottom part, is very provisional

>>166855605
have you heard about jenkem?
Well, anons are the only race that has acces to it, but all sentient races can poop
>>166855112
makes sense to me, I'll add them to the anon caste then, and thanks for the support

>>166853316
But he gave me those for some worthless bags fo reed.

How do I know the value?

>>166856645
How do you know the value of items in real life?

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>>166834608
>punching the bandits
>not making them yield so you can tell stories and convince them the value of law and friendship

>>166841395
While messing around with ideas for the brainfuck script I still need to write I've set up love triangles and so forth that worked fine.

>>166853991
Meanwhile I'm just working through ideas for a kill six billion demons mod.

Worth noting: do not give an interaction for greeting friends to dwarves and humans or whatnot. I experimented a while back with a "rub beards" one and the fuckers spam it non-stop, cats don't because they are assholes.

Not sure how you did sex and whatnot but from thinking about it you could do interactions which induce sex-related emotions and grant further interactions, flirt, kiss, grope, etc, etc.

Though I'd leave the chain started by a player unit, like I said about the beard rubbing test I did, if they can spam an interaction at friends
it
never
stops

The same kobold has been trying to break into my fort for 5 years now, but he never gets past the dog. How would I go about catching him?

>>166858552
archers, hunters, dogs further inside your fortress next to cage traps.

>>166856838
price eticette

>>166858708
Kobolds are trap avoid.

>>166858552
Place webbed cage traps in your main passageway and wait.
Be sure to burrow all your dwarves somewhere else first.

>>166858552
>5 years
he's almost like a friend now anon
capture him in adventure mode and bring him back to your fort, then seal him in a previously made, lever linked cell, reclaim the fort and send him food and that dog for him to play with

>>166859392
>capture him in adventure mode
Is that even possible?

>>166857450
its mainly roleplay and tastefull text for now
>You grab the blonde woman by her left breast
>The blonde woman is unable to break your grip on her left breast
>''I feel so aroused''

stuff like that. Not that I havent got anything better planned, but this is the placeholder

The definitions of the materials and the new objects are the main source of humor.
For example, for staceys, I needed to define the new material silicone, with its own proerties right?
Well, now you can make objects out of silicone, which is pretty amusing on itself, like silicone chickens, or silicone dildoes, or give it to staceys for them to consume and grow bigger tits
I wonder how would that work if I made tits be used for atacks as butts are...

What's your opinion of the newer version of Masterwork DF?

>>166859861
No.

>>166859861
carring and pulling people is a planned feature
your best hope for now is jumping on them and/or get them to travel with you

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Rate my red-blooded American eagle man

>>166861304
The low emotionality is wrong, American public discourse is dominated by appeals to emotion, and people here are generally absurdly sensitive. And the cultural values are ass backwards, peace and harmony, austerity, eloquence, etc. are certainly not American values.

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>>166859934
[ATTACK:TITSLAP:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:TITS]

>>166861304
>>166862225
Also, "doesn't focus on materiap goods"? Really?

This is the 10th run adventure mode and I finally know what I am doing.
I even have a bucket full of water.

I feel awesome.

>>166861304
>values peace over war
commie/10

Any luck on getting Therapist working yet?

>>166862779
why are you carrying a bucket of water around?

>>166863016
To make faggots ask

>>166863016
Precious Water.

>water touches embark wall
>infinite water

BRAVO toady

>>166864358
you can drop water on the ground and fill your waterskin from the puddle for infinite water.

>>166862779
>tfw did everything right and then went through a river in full Bronze equipment and drowned.

>>166865817
that's an exploit lad.

>>166866241
90% of adventure mode is an exploit.

>>166866241
So?

>>166866326
Is there even anything special to do in adventure mode?

Seems Boring.

>>166866241
Soon you're gonna tell us that save scumming is an exploit, too.

>>166866516
Kill things, argue with people and build a house.

>>166866662
But there is nothing special to get nothing special to amass wealth for.
What does your house brings when you can't even farm ....

>>166866774
It's a secondary mode for a game that isn't half way finished.

Are there any MUST HAVE mods for .05?

>>166867481
There aren't any must have mods for any version.

>>166867781
what are smashed fingers?
what is cartilage

>>166867481
DFhack

I Aqifier everywhere where also trees are?
Wiki tells me to embark in an area without it and with many trees for the first run.
But fuck I've been searching for an hour and nothing...

>>166867816
That's not "must have", it's "must do". Clearly not the kind of thing the asker was looking for. He's a new-to-newish player who wants to download a mod someone else created.

>>166868172
>But fuck I've been searching for an hour
You're fucking with me, right?

>>166866774
Well, I could probably set up a farm, though I like setting up shop somewhere that just rains fruit so I can brew all the things.

Running around sampling whatever random plants you find and make booze out of is surprisingly cozy.

Seeing what takes place in game, seeing how people go about their lives, screwing shit up, helping people by stopping others trying to screw shit up, it's up to you.

>>166868404
>>166867816
How do I enable healing things that don't heal?

>>166868472
In tissue_template.txt add a healing rate to the tissue in question. Cartilage, nail, talon and claw should get one, anything else that doesn't have one isn't supposed to (just nervous tissue, I think). The format is [HEALING_RATE:X], with higher values for X equating to slower healing. The usual value used for those tissues is 1000, same as bone.

>>166862261
it would make a great atack, I think
becaue if your tits get bigger the more you consume silicone, the more damage you seal, right?

So yeah, it kept happening to me that with previous fortresses I eventually got bored and retired them, so I embarked on a harder location, haunted, aquifers, all that stuff, and the only goal I had was to make an army and kill everything, however, I need these stones to make weapons, I've tried to dig throughout the whole map but it's always water in -5, am I just fucked? Should I retire?

Are there cool Dwarf Fortress gameplays? I can only find tutorials

>>166871081
i don't think it would be very interesting to watch someone else play dwarf fortress unless it's a tutorial really.

Is there a way to drain water from a cavern if it touches the embark border?

>>166870361
Hmmm, it might, yeah.

>>166873436
Cast obsidian at the border.

>artifact hemp bag
I wish I could just sell this trash.

How do you get dfhack to do what dwarftherapist did? All i got is a console window with no inputs.

>>166875416
[u]nits>[l]abors

>>166875416
Better ask google, you will only get memes here

Is there a possibility to play this game in a kinda safe space enviroment without serious threads to learn the mechanics and how to do things?

>>166875416
>has a console they didn't input anything into yet
>complains about no inputs

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>>166876254
Threats? Yeah, grab an island somewhere with jack and shit for neighbors, keep it small, play til you get bored?

>>166876524
Immigrants still come to an Island?
Caravans?

>>166876376
Every time i opened it a console box popd up then died a second later. Now i know i need df running first

>>166875937
Its built into df itself, thats interesting. Thanks.

>>166835485
>Who the fuck shot the crossbow bolts?
Just to make sure, are there any grassy knolls in the area?

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Reminder to equip your mercenaries with correctly sized armour.

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>>166876712
You can get caravans and whatnot, it'll list your neighbors as being just dwarves, or you could do somewhere like the little lakes in the middle of the mountains on the eastern side of this world: http://pastebin.com/T6inbamf

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Convince me to choose mace over hammer

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>>166824742
Can you read Japanese at all, /dfg/?

>>166877506
Eh, both of them have their uses but hammers are better for armored opponents.

>>166877310

Bump, and rate OC btw.

Is artifact door an impenetrable defense mechanism?

>>166881309
Yes. But be careful because if someone dies in the doorway the corpse will jam it open and enemies can flood through.

>>166879892
0<eh<your oc<10

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>2 year old gets a strange mood
>requires fucking silk cloth, the only one I don't have because the whole caverns is water
>next caravan in half a year
SAD XDDDD

>>166884297
That's why you always stock up on all cloth at embark and forbid that are rare.

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Is there a way to spawn natural stone blocks?
Those caverns are triggering my OCD like mad

>>166885503
createitem BLOCKS INORGANIC:*

*Put a stone type here, MARBLE, ORTHOCLASE, etc.

You can also use gui/hack-wish and go through the menus there.

Pretty sure it's BLOCKS, if not just remove the S, and for logs it's WOOD *:WOOD

*Tree type, BLOOD_THORN, OAK, FEATHER, etc.

You can add a number to createitem to do like createitem BLOCKS INORGANIC:NATIVE_GOLD 20 or whatever, I think hack-wish can do that as well but have no clue if I'm right or if there are flags needed.

>>166885503
tiletypes in dfhack

>>166885503
Play Gnomoria?

>>166885503
tiletype
paint material STONE
paint shape WALL
paint special NORMAL

>>166886319
That just spawns blocks item

>>166824742
What a great image, only to be ruined by moon runes.

>>166888706
カタカナは A E S T H E T I C だよ。

>>166887160
Ohhh, as: >>166886774 said then.

You don't have to type the whole thing though.

paint s stone
paint s wall
paint sp normal
range x y z

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What's your go to weapon for elite Shutzstaffel Dwarf squad of 10?
Spears are the most universal IMO.

I had 3 donkeys in 3 cages and after building them they disappeared completely.
Not on the unit list, not on the animal list, the cages are empty.
Any advice?

>>166891989
Nickname the dwarf who installed the cages Houdini.

>>166891989
might be they died

>>166892643
And left no corpse behind?
All 3 of them disappeared seconds after the cages had been constructed.

>>166892729
when did you get the cages, how long were they at the stockpile and what did you build them for?

did you assign the donkeys to a pasture or butchering?

>>166892885
I bought them from a caravan and immediately constructed the cages and they disappeared.
I think I saw the D flash once over the cage and then the donkeys were gone.

>>166892948
I have no idea really, I never construct cages desu

If the donkeys don't show up in your livestock list they were probably houdinied.

>>166893056
I just bought another animal from the caravan (guineacock) and after constructing the cage it disappeared as well.
I wanted to release them but they didn't show up on any list so I thought constructing it is my only choice.

>>166893127
You sure they're not inside? Check the building to see if they're not there.

If you want to release them you can just assign them to a pasture and the dwarves will take them out of the cage in the stockpile.

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>>166893269
They aren't. And they didn't show up on the animal list when I was trying to assign them to a pasture before I even constructed the cages.
Maybe it's because of pic related. I don't know what it's supposed to mean though.

>>166893368
Only thing I can think is that you built an empty cage, I'm useless with dwarf hack.

Other than that, I really have no idea.

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>weaponsmith starts making a steel artifact
>hype.jpg
>mfw it's a fucking trap spike

>>166894335
What's up with this one animeposter who's pictures have the name of the video file they're from? Are you using some weird program for your screenshots? Is the preinstalled screencap tool not good enough for you?

>>166895123
It's VLC media player. You can take screenshots with a hotkey while it's playing.

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>that sharpness
Isn't that worse than normal masterwork spear?

>>166895181
>>166895123
It's MPC:HC you philistines.

>>166895123
avatarfag taking too long to realize this isn't a circlejerk.

>>166895181
Is that a joke? That's not how vlc screenshots are named, it's probably from MPC HC or vlc with the prefix removed because he can't handle the banter.

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>>166895337
I hate that guy specifically because it makes it hard for me to post gay anime screenshots without people thinking I'm that autist.

>>166871081
Watch Vinesauce Joel.

>>166896031
You're probably the autist they're talking about.

>>166896650
No I'm a different autist you fucking idiot.

>>166896945
Sorry. Dumb anime posters with same file naming scheme all look the same to me. You guys should get together IRL. You could jack each other off to anime grills.

>>166897168
how new r u

>>166897168
Most gay anime nerds use MPC: HC so it's no surprise that they all have similar file naming schemes. How autistic do you have to be to complain about automated file naming schemes?

>>166898224
I didn't complain about anything. I engaged Dumb Anime Poster B in bantz over the ease of conflating his identity with Dumb Anime Poster A because of the similarity of the filenames they shitpost with. Don't be so sensitive you little girl.

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Got the basics set out for a Kill Six Billion Demons mod, been playing around with perfect world for a suitable world: http://i.imgur.com/TEPQPNU.png while fiddling around with the basic parts of the setting. I think having the seven demiurges as megabeasts with a unique sphere and [POWER] along with seven entities that have one of those spheres each should work for getting them in power without there being hordes of these fuckers running around, and I'm scared of the angels without having seen one explode yet.

>>166898224
Am I the only one wondering what the fuck mpc: hc is?

>>166893127
Make a bug report. And put a save where you can demonstrate the bug (like right before constructing a cage from the caravan)

>>166898819
It's a lightweight media player. Also, google is a thing.

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>>166898819
Here's what I was shooting for with the glowtiles btw, since I don't have a billion races and creatures it frees up some tiles for this.

Intend to have it where if you manage to kill one you can take the key and get the power/glowtile and all that jazz.

Still pondering what to do with demons though. Angels were easy, make a forged ash inorganic template, a white flame tissue template, slap them together, give them terrifying edged hand to hand attacks, bing-bang-boom that's that.

Think I'll have to go the multi-caste route with devils though, that'll be a hassle.

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How old are freshly generated adventurers?

>>166898936
I was searching the arch wiki like a moron, didn't know it was a windows thing.

>>166898976
Varies but generally it is within the usual range for adults.

Have been people who started out and died of old age though, not sure if Toady did anything to prevent that or if it's just that unlikely.

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>>166898389
Eh, it's less about the filenames and more about Dumb Anime Poster A having the monopoly on dumb anime screenshots.

>>166896945
>>166896650
Are we making up another autist boogeyman?

>>166899803
>implying the discord over statues didn't risk sinking all our botes

>>166900043
>not the discord over discord

Is there a cheat to save a drowning dorf?

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>>166900198

>>166900198
you could try giving them fast dwarf speed

>>166900275
That retard stood on leaves while cutting a tree growing in deep water.
I should have known the AI is retarded but it's too late now.

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>>166900352

>>166900198
gui/gm-editor and move them out of the water/set the counters related to suffocation to 0?

>>166900510
>>166900416
>>166900275
Nevermind he somehow climbed out through vertical wall without any ramps.

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>>166900620

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>>166844305
no.

>>166900352
>tells a dwarf to cut down a tree growing in deep water
>blames the AI when the dwarf does it

>>166901006
There was solid ground next to him.

>>166900352
this>>166901006

you should've told him not to drown

>>166901045
That is an important part.

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So how long will the "four chunks" take?

I guess 0.5 months more for adventure mode,
2 months for fortress mode.
1.5 month for kobold sites.
1 month for the forth chunk
and 1.5 additional months for other bugs/testing, etc.

So 6.5 months, which means mid August.

What do you think /dfg/?

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>>166901838
Two months tops, maybe one and a half.

Also, please stop posting amine/magma.

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>>166901838
>forth chunk
fourth chunk*

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>>166901930
Really? That's quite optimistic. What makes you think that, anon-sama?

peasant revolts when?

>>166902281
never, now that the only hist figs are all related to the nobility in some way.

abstract site populations were a mistake.

>>166902281
Once civilizations are dynamic so who knows how long.

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>>166902281
After Toady finishes reading Marx's Capital and implements class struggle.

>>166893056
>houdinied.
I like this, can we make it a thing guys?

>>166902281
Insurrections and shit happen pretty often.

>>166902635
>so then I finish up and she's like "wtf anon, I thought you said you were wearing a condom!"
>told her 'someone musta houdinied it' and jumped out a window

>>166902732
>not unlocking the window using one of your hairs first

>>166902557
will never happen, since dorf fort is set in late middle ages-early modernity, not after the industrial revolution.

it would be cool for a side project, though.

>>166902557
>>166902882
Peasant revolts aren't revolutions guys.

>>166902882
>>166903106

There were peasant revolts in the middle ages. Friedrich Engels wrote about them and viewed them as a sort of precursor of industrial-age proletarian revolution.

what the fuck is a naked mole dog supposed to be? Do dogs wear clothes in DF?

>>166901838
Im positive it will go quicker than the other chunks

That being said, the last anon I discussed with how much time it would take the update to be finished was a 99% legit percent that it would be done before april

That anon seemed the voice of reason, as he also prophetized that it wouldnt be finished for christmas, which I thought it would. He was right

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>human bowman visits my cavern tavern
>starts exploring caves
>dies to the first troglodyte he meets

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>>166903251
dog sized

>>166903291
>monster hunter

lies

>>166902815
Sorry, I've jumped out of lots of windows, I left out the fine details, assuming them to be implied, mea culpa.

>>166903280
That anon was not me, though I did know it wouldn't be done by christmas, I'll be happy if it's done by early spring, I expect it this summer though.

>>166903291
Toady really has to let us tweak firing/reload delays, or make reloading a chosen action.

You're not gonna stand there calmly drawing an arrow, nocking it, raising the bow, drawing back the string, lining up on the target, and then firing while it's been closing the last few tiles to get close and start chewing on your neck.

>>166903470
I never said he's a fucking monster hunter, just that he started strolling through caves

>>166903510
I don't think you get this.

we are frustrated about the delayed artifact release, so we vent this anger by willfully misunderstanding each other's posts and starting shitflinging about it.

>>166903835
it's all toadys fault then?

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>>166904146
Not Toady... but someone very close to him...

>>166904231
I wonder how Zach's wife looks.

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>>166904312
...it's best not to think about such things anon...

>>166904424
Even Toady used to have a gf, or so I heard.

I wonder how she looked.

>>166904456
You are treading on dangerous ground with your questions... please stop, for your own safety.

>>166904481
Interestingly, a lot of names are mentioned on the creadit page for Armok I:
>http://bay12games.com/armok/credits.html

The most interesting one is "Camilla Adams". The only possibility I see is that she's their mother.

Another guy, "Alan Ames", is mentioned along with the other family members, but he has another last name. Maybe they had a stepdad.

>>166904481
Indeed, we might learn that...

...that the poor thing was...
BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS

LET US KEEP THE BRACKETS ON AND ENJOY OUR IGNORANCE, ANON!

>>166904671
>"keep"
for women, the brackets are gone by default, much like in real life.

>>166904669
Anon, I'm begging you...
You are putting yourself and the anons of /dfg/ in danger by talking about this. Please just forget about it.. Let's talk about something else okay?

What race of adventurer do you usually play as? I used to play humans but nowadays I play small animal (wo)men.

>>166904807
This page is pretty nice, tho:
>http://bay12games.com/armok/future.html

It's Toady's old pretentious as fuck documentation for planned features in Armok I. It's still relevant today, since we can never know when the old ideas will resurface in DF.

>>166904901
I have to admit I'm a sucker for old-school static html web design. That page looks pretty based.

>>166904947
Here's what the past Toady wrote about parallel planes:
>I'm planning to have parallel worlds (that exists in the same space, but you can switch between), and worlds that you can move between via portals etc. That isn't so inventive, so there will be other world-world relations, once I get off my ass. My brother wrote somewhere that you might get to the ethereal (parallel) plane by being gobbled by an ethereal beast. There should be some freakish creatures in these places, if there are any creatures at all. Entering another world might have odd effects - in a parallel shadow world, the player might act as a wraith to the locals.

>>166905135
Ahhhh I know that's coming later after the magic release but goddamn it sounds so cool.

I remember he mentioned somewhere about adding other dimensions in a similar way to how he added the 3rd dimension. So like you could move into the ethereal plane and then move in parallel to the real world and then pop back into the mundane dimension in the corresponding spot.


AHHHHH MYTH UPDATE WHEN PLEASE TOADY

>>166905263
I want to put the sliders to like, 75% bleak and violent, and maybe 80% magic, and then wander the world gaining magical powers and collecting magical artifacts and becoming a near-godlike sorceress.

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I abandoned this fort due to a werebeast infestation that was growing worse every month. Thinking of reclaiming. Although it's small what do you think of my design?

>>166906103
it was an extremely stupid move to abandon a fort with an ongoing were-infestation.

now the infected dorfs will come as migrants to any future fort you make in this world.

that's why it's usually best to wait until an infestation dies out, even if it means the death of every single dwarf in your fort.

>>166906270
Ah yes I heard this before. What if I make a fort in a different civ?

>>166906305
not sure, but I think migrants exclusively come from your own civ.

one danger would be if your old dwarves came as visitors to your tavern.

>>166906481
I kinda wanted to reclaim that fort but maybe I'll try that then. I think the refugees are all still camped out near the old fort anyway. I played adventure mode to let time advance, but I guess it hasn't been a full month (considering the full moon). Do you think that if I let enough time pass in adventure mode, they would eventually migrate elsewhere, or make lairs, etc.?

>>166906103
Design is pretty heinous desu mate.

>>166906912
W-why?

>>166907028
The gigantic hall down the bottom. It's just a big square.

Try and get creative with how your layouts.

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>>166907131
Hmm. Somehow I'm like obsessed with making everything squares.

Pic related, I was thinking about menger sponges when I made it.

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>>166907263
An older fort. The outside was burned by a dragon.

>>166907263
>Hmm. Somehow I'm like obsessed with making everything squares.
A touch of the 'tism, perhaps?

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>>166907263

>>166907472
I lol'd :)

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Friendly reminder.

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Will Tame Giant Elephants guarantee my fortress winning sieges when I retire it?

likot uprising when

>>166905490
>75% bleak and violent, and maybe 80% magic
guts gb2killgriffith instead of being here

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>>166907837
what would he rise up against? he's already the fucking king.

>>166907835
Isn't it still the case that attackers always win sieges?

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>>166904753
>not wanting to think of Toady as a dorf with a little bearded dorf girlfriend
It's like you hate fun.

>>166907573
>Domas and Likot at Tanagra.
>Shaka, his eyes open!

>>166907496
Here's a cleaner version of the square default that Rogue Yun did which doesn't have the weird scaling artifacts Toady left in.

>>166904947
>>166905135
>Additional Simple Commands: close your eyes, concentrate to listen better, spit (both globs and spray), vomit (attempt), hold breath (even without cause). The player might hear/feel his or her own heartbeat when he or she is raging or excited.

>Self-"Corpse" Processing: The player should be able to use the corpse processing interface on his or herself, for whatever reason. Certain actions of this kind might require a very high willpower, to say the least.
>Vulnerability Attacks: Straddle an unconscious or otherwise subdued victim and do what you like. The corpse processing section might be relevant here for you sickos, and if you're desperate you may very well end up gouging out someone's throat with a broken femur.

Its great to see that toady is secretely a very fun and gorey guy, a shame he doesnt say stuff like this in the current forum

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>>166908102
Arigatou gozaimasu, anon-sama.

>>166908152
Yeah he's capable of lewd and grotesque things, but somehow he restrains himself in DF unlike his older games. I wish he just went all out.

But I think we will see the ability to self-multilate or amputate an infected finger, etc, with the justice arc, because he's going to add like losing hands for stealing, etc., it seems.

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So, in the next few days I'll start to collect all the (important) changes that will make it into the next version, and update this image. If you kept track anyway and want to help me just reply to this post with changes that you think should be included.

As a general guideline: not every new addition will be added, just the ones that change the gameplay in a way that requires you to change the way you play; or fixing of longstanding bugs or other annoyances.
For example, invaders starting to climb/jump, and the updates to hauling were such changes. The addition of paper industry wasn't necessarily.

>>166908575
64 bit with bugfixes to prevent the same seed from generating divergent histories should sum up 43.05.

>>166908790
Oh yeah, I already have 43.05, just never bothered to export it, because there's no difference besides 64bit.

>>166908335
I honestly think Toady is a goofy yet very intelligent guy
He has said many times that this is his life's project, and that he values the creator's independence he has by not selling out to a company
From this, we get that he wants to do his game, the way he wants to do it
However, he is not stupid, he knows the importance of not looking like a sicko to the world, so he adds stuff like mutilation or non pc stuff slowly, almosts sneakily
Dont get surprised if a little revamp of the health system suddenly adds grotesque diseases and medical malpractices with no one asking for them, or something similar

I mean, for fuck's sake
>Post-Decapitation Activities: Perhaps players with incredible will power could take a single action after being decapitated -- if they can cast spells by blinking for instance, they might be able to repair or otherwise save themselves.

Someone that wants Dio from JoJo's bizarre adventure to be in his fantasy oriented game is a total wacko

Any good visualisers for 64bit release? I am building a big ziggurat-ish structure, and I want to see how it looks like.

How can I turn a magnetite block into iron bars?

I've seen forum posts saying that it's possible, but the smelter option is not allowed and I can't designate the block for melting either.

>>166909113
The dfhack alpha 4 and armok vision work fine as I recall.

>>166909153
Can't do it with blocks I don't think.

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So this is what a human trader says if you select a load of your own goods and attempt to [s]eize them.
I was trying to [s]earch with DFHack.

>>166908990
Thanks for doing this by the way, it's very helpful and well presented.

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>>166909047
Let us hope.

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glad to know that Toady has considerations for the autist part of the fanbase

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Tell me /dfg/ why aren't you modding your own creatures, weapons, industries and objects?
Why do you hate fun? The game doubles in entertainment when you learn just how much you can modify it

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>>166911367
Reminds me of that screenshot from Dragslay Toady posted a few years ago (pic related).

from the armok 1 future link

>Multiple moves: These include jumping back while striking or using both arms at once. It is particularly relevant for creatures with four arms, etc. It might also be good to assume a different stance and strike at the same time (slide down on knees and hack through horses legs, etc.). The mechanisms for this are completely coded - I'm just missing the interface.


AHHHHHH, why doesnt he add this, it's been more than 10 years!
>The mechanisms for this are completely coded
where does he live? I'll kill him and release the code so someone actually competent can make the game

>>166912407
You can make multiple attacks at once, though. It was added in 0.40.

>>166912473
lol

>>166912509
Did I fall for an elaborate ruse?

>>166912558
I'm not sure which anon you are but you can do this in adventure mode (on the screen where you choose Quick, Heavy, Precise, Wild, etc.), and supposedly hydras do it but I've never faced a hydra before.

>>166911843
I've dabbled in modding but I'm still bad at making things work. I really want to git gud at moding though, based on what I've seen in the general it looks simply epic.

>>166912658
I was >>166912473

>hydras
Yep, they do it. IIRC, hydras became a meme on the forum shortly after multi attacks were added, due to how dangerous they became. They can and do attack with several heads at once.

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>>166912558
>>166912658

From the hydra raws:
[ATTACK:BITE:CHILD_BODYPART_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ATTACK_FLAG_INDEPENDENT_MULTIATTACK]

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>>166912658
Hydras SPAM that shit, and if you happen to have modded in hyperspeed buff items and give them to a modded dorfbro with multiattacks modded in, well, after knocking people through the air they run along beating their ass in mid-air.

What can I do about the "unable to help anyone for too long" need?

>>166912975
That's pretty badass, seems like DBZ or something.
>>166913029
Rescue some kidnapped children maybe?

>>166913096
>>166912975
I didn't see your filename, hehe.

>>166913029
last time I checked the wiki, it said that the need was satisfied by rescuing children.

Rescuing children happens to be bugged in the current version, though. Whenever you bring a child back to its parents, the child will become "no quarter", inevitably ending with the death of the child. The same thing happens if you ask someone to adopt it.

>>166912767
it is
Im really learning myself, but with the tools I have observed, and with some ability and think-out-of-the-box mentality, You can make things the vanilla game cant even imagine

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>>166913203
That's just dwarven parenting. Catching up on the years of discipline missed.

>>166913029
The only ways I've seen it satisfied in fort mode are bringing another dwarf food or water or recovering an injured dwarf.

Okay gals
definitive question for modders
Can you make creatures have innate range atacks, without interactions

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>>166913203
Seems to be due to goblin ethics being [KILL_NEUTRAL:REQUIRED] which the kids pick up and bring home, leading to shanking.

>>166914125
That never happened in 0.40, though. I'm not sure when the bug was introduced.

I didn't even think prisoners became part of the new civ until they grew up.

why does everything get stuck in trees in my caverns?

last fort I had lizardmen stuck in a tree, and in the tree right beside them a cave croc that kept getting spooked by them and running around in his tree, now in this fort I have a bunch of elkbirds jammed on top of a mushroom

also another odd thing I've been noticing is "sieges" which are but 4 goblins that enter my map and leave a crossbow gobbo behind, already happened twice

>>166914125
"My long lost grandchild, kidnapped by goblins, has returned to me! Oh joyous day! Now we shall finally be able to have meat this winter!"

*Draws knife*