/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>>166626395
right click
try on
right click the in try on menu
enable dye preview

>>166626450
considering the amount of debugging they had to do just for players to get on/off the cruise chaser properly, it probably wouldn't be possible

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gay cats

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good op

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anyone wanna _____

So we're doing a bit of server down ERP, in which my alchemist has brewed an elixir that can force a Miqo'te into an exceeding strong state of estrus.

This begs the question, however, would a Miqo'te in heat be drawn to the scents of musk from other races, or only the ones their own kind?

>>166626506
Link you faggot

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*helloposts subnautically*

>fujoshit op
>Gilgamesh apologists on the way
Should be a good maint.

>>166626594
others since it's boring if they're not attracted to you since you're obviously an elezen

Reminder that there is absolutely no reason to play on Gilgamesh after patch 3.5.

You can raid from any server at any time, without having to put yourself in one of the worst communities in this game.

the servers went down right after I got the last birb I needed ;w;

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>>166626590
yeah lets ____

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>>166626601
>/watch?v=fXEcwkWLf6s
Just for you, man of questionable height.

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>>166626718
ya don't come here

>>166626753
>look i got boosted by the hundreds of retards in pvp haha
everyone good was plat months ago, buddy

>>166626718
Reminder that there's no reason to play on balmung if you're a normal well adjusted person that doesn't get off to sucking futa roe dick and being peed on.

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>>166626843
:^) see you in top 10 amigo

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>>166626586
putter butter

>>166626718
This is correct, please keep your cancerous asses over at Balmung.

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Mannequin Challenge 2017

>>166626836
Nice facade you got there, you shit

>>166626858
>>166626916
Exactly, no reason to play on Balmung either.

The era of these two megameme servers is dead.

>>166626913
hej

>>166627000
m-moi

>>166626753
wow have you discovered any sick contagin strats for pvp :^)

if I actually do ranked I can't wait for the fucking suffering of dealing with terrible players, ugh

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Where's the 1,000,000 room money SPUKI

>>166626586
why are you still friends with vjera

>>166627058
It's right here http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uk2TkFB9Rf

>>166627026
owo
>>166627079
?__?

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>>166627058
>spuki apologists trying to turn an actual problem into a "lol so funny mem xd"

>>166626718
>gilgamesh
>one of the worst communities
i've experienced nothing but positive attitudes and nice people on gilgamesh. It's only once you get into dungeons that it's a problem.

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>>166626963
what

>>166627123
le spergin' german has arrive

all this cap does is prove noponis is a faggot

Corvus post your lizard you fuck

>>166627029
BRD is almost impossible to lose with until goldish, swap to WAR/MNK/WHM/MCH at that point and just learn to actually play. Theyre bad enough that its pretty free until plat

>>166627123
>everyone just ignores beepy

someone post erp logs, need some late night reading

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>>166627000
checked

>>166627129
yes like the catboy AST with a 44th percentile median who kicked my co healer from an A1S light farm because she accidentally overwrote his cards

>>166627262
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>166627324
>1 person from a server is a retard in a pf
GRRRRRRR FUCKING GILGAMESHERS YOU WILL PAY.

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fuck this game im deda fuck u

>>166627382
yeah that's definitely the one and only time someone from gilgamesh has been a retard in pf

>>166627262
mmmmmmmmmmm twippys

>>166627324
alpha as fuck desu

why is beepy called beepy

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Anyone wanna be taken care of tonight

>>166627324
>2 healer in a1s farm
honestly to be honest id kick them too

>>166627179
i cannot

i am unclean

i have been banned

>>166627506
Yeah, my diaper is sagging SUPER bad, and I really need yo be changed...~

I literally cried to the new Kiss video.

How can one video be so perfect?

>>166627506
yes meet me in halvung

>>166627519
yeah and then they went right back into PF with a green slot open to get another healer

>>166627519
>Run 6 tank zurvex
>More success than 6 dps zurvex
>Probably more pugproof to boot

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>>166627506
I think you're the one who needs to be taken care of.

>>166627564
>>166626604
test

>>166627414
>balmungers are never retarded in pf
But hey catgirl dick is great right

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whether it's a tank or a dps I can't be the only person hoping Samurai will incorporate Gil Toss / Zeniage theming into one or more of its attacks, right?

>>166627519
Legit, the 4 tank 4 healer farm I did today went faster than most 6 "dps" runs I've had.

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>>166627612
hell yeah

>>166627402
Be my bf

>>166626590
gb2cat

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>>166627596
Don't test me faggot.

>>166627558
I don't care post it loser ily

>>166627612
yes it is. if someone is proud to be a degenerate calling them a degenerate isn't really insulting

>>166626461
gay as fuck OP
mods

>>166627631
As long as it doesn't actually cost gil because I don't want the job to be a money sink.

>>166627612
Midlander dick is the best; au ra are second; cats are third

>>166627631
Of course you aren't the only one you fucking nostalgiafriend

>>166627505
because of that beepy bp

>>166627506
>elezen
Yeah I have this dumpster that's got a raccoon in it. Could you crawl in? Don't mind the cinderblocks.

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I got my Zurvan EX clear before maintenance! I'm so happy!

Did you know Zurvan has an enrage? I didn't! We almost died to it!!

>>166627612
>people popular things
>proceed to insult popular things because you don't like them
wow!

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>>166627683
no go away im sad and bored and want to shitpost

>>166627719
no job will ever have a catalyst for using its abilities by design. this has been stated, so any gil used visually will be fake, yeah.

>>166627726
s-sorry, anytime i hear people talking about samurai nobody brings up anything they do except occasionally iaijutsu or shirahadori

usually they just wanna say it has to be a tank because we allegedly need a new one

>>166627505
his lizard is scary/creepy looking

people started calling him creepyscales

for whatever reason it devolved into weird shit like beepywhales, weepypails, etc

beepywhales stuck

now he's just beepy

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>>166627564
I cried while making it, desu...
I've been wanting to make it for a while, but I only just now got around to it, so this video already holds a special place in my heart of hearts.

>>166627738
nice way to lowkey insult your "friend", artfag

>>166627202
Also when are you going to do roegadyn pride world wide outside your apartment?

>>166627753
How many tethers happen before enrage? I've seen up to 4

and wtf is the enrage anyway?

and of course grats! Now enjoy "farm" parties.

How do i make good looking male characters?

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>>166627631
Make it the lb3.
A sea of gil appearing out of nowhere, forming a giant, slow-ass tidal wave or a wall to protect the party.

>>166627868
who

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>>166627587
What did they mean by this help

>>166627578
Mayhaps, but that zone is real hot

>>166627738
You bet

>>166627878
>How many tethers happen before enrage? I've seen up to 4
I thought it was three, but if not three, then definitely 4.

Enrage is called "Flame Halberd"

Thankfully I don't know what it looks like.

>Now enjoy "farm" parties.
No kidding. I can't wait for my static to come back from vacation.

>poops diaper

woopsies

>>166627826
why dont you post avatars anymore

>>166627935
>playing a male
might as well play an elezen while you're at it

>>166627859
Kiss you got an FC? I'm thinking about starting a new character.

>>166627945
man that would be fucking hysterical

personally i'm partial to them bringing in Climhazzard, since they've kinda done what they can to incorporate FF7 limit breaks in the past

>>166627935
find a few gays playing male characters and copy them

>>166627953
If I bring you that mats can you craft a collar for my c@

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it's hard losing your lil buddy

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>>166626198
Why don't you.. Oh, i don't know... Play through heavensward?

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>>166628062
yea but sometimes its for the better

>>166627834
nah it's cool, I just have a tendency to get annoyed by "it was like this in this other game, so it'll be like this here"

I'm really pretty indifferent to whatever we get in 4.0, because I will probably still be defaulting to WHM and seeing how everything else plays after the alleged revamp/reworks

>>166627963
I'm pretty sure it's 4 because there's two sets, then soar and claw, then another set, then he says something, then it must be the last set.

Did it with 6 tanks earlier and we had him low enough to burn during the fourth set.

>>166627506
How? Server is down for maint for like 3 more hours.

>>166627686
but who this

you can just login my server and come shitmouth at me yanno

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>>166628015
but i am a bird

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>>166628098
what happened to them mumu
did you erp them to death

>>166628165
now youre not sugi

>>166627826
Just be my bf

>>166628208
dont call me that name ever again

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>>166628060
Sure I suppose

>>166628127
Other mediums

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>>166628017
What madman would do that.

>>166627506
Yeah come healfollow me while I play Hanzo . . .

>When your diaper is so full you can smell the actual smell even while coated in deodorant

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>>166628213
idk who that is

>>166628251
will you buy me re7

>>166626527
The closest thing to a right-click on PS4 just toggles between UI elements.

I guess I'll try Square?

>>166628290
You're fucking pathetic dude

>>166628306
>you can smell the actual smell

>>166628290
Your dark elf is cute as hell though, I want that experience.

help me xivg

i have the urge to send an unsolicited dickpick

>>166628338
Yeah I will

>>166628306
>>166628348
What's the actual smell, guys?

Also this meme is gross lol

>>166628396
send it to me first, ill tell you if you should

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>>166628396
do it bitch

>>166628338
yes I just need your steam first

>>166628396
to whom

>>166628306
*smears speedstick all over poopie diap* ahhh yeah that'll fixer up

>>166628439
Can't you just leave the poop memes to a performance artist like selzh

You fucking hack

>>166628434
Dont respond to my replies

>>166628341
>>166628439
test

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>>166628396
Weird, I never get that urge, but it always has great results. What's the worst that could happen?

>>166628401
alright cool are you on behemoth also i ran out of bird pics

>>166628434
wait am i being tricked

>>166628026
I'm in a wonderful FC on Excalibur, yes.

>>166628523
no of course not just post your steam and I'll 100% buy you RE7

>Ippiki is a pedophile
>now posting furry shit

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Every time I have a bad experience with a player, I look them up on lodestone and it turns out they're from Hyperion

Why are you all such assholes?

>>166628559
moof no

>Aika is a tranny chaser
>always posts furry shit

>>166628583
Don't forget annoying twat.

>>166628523
I'm on the same server you're on

>Aether oil nerfed
>Umbrite not nerfed

LUL

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You guys are weird, you all seem super circlejerky and horny but it's kind of sweet seeing most of you get along.

>>166628629
Don't forget skype cammer.

Post something nice about someone you don't get along with!

>>166628629
Abe isn't a tranny chaser, he's an anything that gives him an iota of attention chaser.

>>166628694
he taught me how to get free things from betas

>>166628559
idk anon im confused

>>166628635
ok where do i got to get my game

>>166628657
This general is fucking shit. I wish I didn't have to come here to try to talk about FFXIV, but there usually isn't a thread up on /v/ for it, and people bitch about it if we make too many. I just wish the fucking cancer would leave this general so we can actually talk about the game.

>>166628805
Spam and multiquote this general if you're so mad about it.

>>166628741
Limsa

>>166628694
i find abe funny and would probably be good friends with him but constant shit-flinging makes it impossible

>>166628805
anon you have to understand that with how long heavensward has been out, there isn't much at all left to talk about it. It happens to every general after a content-dry spell. You can ask questions about the game and talk about something and usually someone will respond but don't expect an mmo general in a drought to be game-based discussion heavy.

>>166628396
I do that to my ex sometimes.

She rather enjoys them.

>>166628867
how do i know who you are

>>166628868
>abe approaches me and i make a joke
>he flips out completely

Yeah that pretty much sealed the deal.

I can cancel my sub and start playing again a few days from now when I have more free time, right? there won't be any kind of penalties like vet awards or paying more for starting sub back up again?

>>166628350
Thanks, define experience tho

>>166628341
srry

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>>166628654
Fuck it. Guess a few more ARF runs won't kill me at this point

>166628998
>putt this mad

lmao

>>166628654
FUCK YOU SE

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

Well, I'm only like, 500~ Lore short of my third 240.
I'd say that I'll wait until they nerf that shit before doing my fourth, but honestly, I've not much else to spend the Lore on, and I can probably save up another 70-80 Umbrite by March...

>>166628998
that looks like a kebab

>>166628973
There are no penalties, price increases, or anything to worry about, no. You do get veteran rewards for being subscribed for a certain amount of time, but it doesn't have to be consecutive.

>>166628937
I'll message you

>>166628719
shirou...

>>166629014
implying i wouldnt post superior kebabs

>>166629087
but how will u know who i am

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>>166629096
i'm not that clown

>>166628530
Can anyone join or do they have to be actually good at the game?

>>166629260
can you get him to buy me things too

Post race, gender, top 3 fetishes, and penis size.
Hard mode:Post initials

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>>166629260
yeah you're just a faggot instead

>>166628986
Fullscreen game with elf included, with the chatbox in the corner, vs just the chatbox, really.

>>166629320
>and penis size
what if I'm a girl

Why the fuck maintenance I'm tired of this shit

What do I do bros...

i want to fucking stalk shirou as a prank!

>>166629397
post vagina size

>>166629397
okay fine, how big was it before you had it sliced off

>>166629267
You don't have to be good at the game, but you should probably do the sensible thing and talk to one of the FC leaders before you try to join...

>>166629397
vaginal depth

>>166629431
m-me too, haha, as a prank, haha

>>166629397
how fat that ass?

>>166629320
Male
Choking
Elf ears
Nakadashi
7''
WM

>>166629397
chest size duh

>>166628396
do it i want to see it

>>166629251
It's not really a secret

>>166629320
race: white
gender: male
top 3 fetishes: feet, findom, niggers
penis size: 3 inches

What's the best ERP FCs on Balmung??

>>166627324
>from gilgamesh
>run some of the most lax PFs for light farms compared to the people who want 6 (SIX) dps, one heal, one tank
>literally do not care about anything unless you're holding up requeuing

i dunno dude sounds like you're just having a problem with a dumbass. admittedly there's a fair number of those on greg, i've run into a lot of people who are absolute dogshit at their jobs and blame everyone else for problems, but still manage to get carried to clears because they can sometimes do mechanics without fucking up while other people pick up the slack.

>>166629523
i think youre the confused one now anon cuz i dont post my name here im just a anon from behemoth so i guess no game

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>>166629431
>>166629491
for why though

>>166629576
DRAKN

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anyone else here kinda wanna fucking die j/w

>>166629547
proci...

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>>166629817
ye boi

>>166629749
shirocute

>>166629576
DRAKN to the point where its the only way to get in with the in crowd

>>166629893
>tfw forced out of DRAKN because I wouldn't erp with Sushi

>>166629320

Hyur ( Midlander)
Female
guro rape monster/beast

atleast it doesnt match the "boring" midlander rep.

Redpill me on DCPTS on balmung, are they a /vg/ clan or are they normies?

Raim Surion

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>>166629817
Me most of the time
Not now though

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>>166629889
you've been misled i am in fact not cute

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>>166629351
Not sure what that all entails but I'm sure it'd be nice

>>166629320
Already all public knowledge, no surprises here

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giruffe

>>166630263
>>166629889
>>166629749
>>166629491
>>166629431
Fuck off faggot stop samefagging nobody likes you

>>166630263
You can say that again

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Is there a way to hide your shield on a PLD?

>>166628805
you can try 8ch. They have a slow thread but for the most part they try to talk about the game.

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>>166630410
Is there a reason you'd hide your shield as a PLD?

>>166630373
Cute!!

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>>166630374
>>166630384
ty for (you)
i will now take my leave hehe

>>166630684
wanna hug

>>166630684
go finish re7

>>166628147
Oh I didn't see the reply sorry. I'm just a nobody and you're a dork but I love your lizard

My girlfriend is over a week late on her period. She might want to keep it if she's pregnant. I'm freaking the fuck out.

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>>166630573
It looks cooler that way.

>>166630410
One of the new PVP shields is invisible, if that is of any help.

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>>166630410
Yeah you can buy the Heroic Spirit Shield at the wolves' den pier for some wolf marks.

>>166630573
Shields are LAME! !

>>166630802
a week is nothing

>>166630802
Sell your car and buy a motorcycle

>>166630802
your erp e-girlfriend(boyfriend) cant get pregnant

>>166630802
Rune...

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>>166630709
yeah i like hugging

>>166630737
tomorrow, my friend wants to watch me play and i don't have much to do on xiv anyway since i cleared creator on tuesday, so i'll finish it up tomorrow and then come back to DO EXPERTS FOR THE NEW DUNGEON GEAR

>>166627519
it's literally barely any difference, most dps are so shit that they are worse than tank/healer dps anyway, who cares if you clear each run 20s faster it's not like you have anything else to do after you finish your relic

>>166630802
Time to sit down and have a serious discussion.

>>166630991
*hugs u*

>>166630573
shields are for pussies

>>166630991
nice excuse, sounds like you're too scared

>>166631073
>too much of a weakling to hold a shield in a hand and a sword in the other
>"urr pussy"
do you even lift lmao

>>166630796
aw man, thanks! i appreciate it! i uh don't really have much on me in terms of screenshots, i just updated to windows 10 and my screenshot folder is in the depths of a hard drive

pls come visit on tombrady we can be frenz and literal whos together

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>>166630991

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Why are catboys the only race/gender that get a persistent slav squat emote?
What a terrible oversight.

Guys, is there a way to make a macro so I can use my 3-skills combos as a tank by pressing the same touch 3 times?

>>166631503
Female Slav squat would be unladylike

diap glam when

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>>166631028
thank you i'll cherish this forever.

>>166631078
no really he likes to watch and i like streaming even though i'm not very good at it

>>166631482
LMFAO

SERVERS ARE UP

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>>166631637
LELELELE SUCH AN EBIN JOEK WELL PLAYED MY ANONYMOUS FRIEND XDXD

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>>166631626

>>166631593
pretty sure mado already made one

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>>166631626
.

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>>166626461

>>166631465
ok I will but isn't it usually closed?? Also I'm American, will you adjust to my sleep schedule so we can be best buds and lose in PvP all day?

>>166631791
catboys fuck off you look like absolute shit

am I the only one that thinks female giraffes are attractive? i never see any

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>>166631802
nah it's open all the time minus prime time (right now - +5 hours from now) it's no balmung/gilga as it's not flooded to hell with bots.

I uh won't adjust to american times because we'd never get a pvp queue you dope

however i am always down for losing and shit talking the slanties

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>>166631805
'scuse you. 8)

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>>166631834
Hey me too!!

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>>166631558
But how am I supposed to take cool screenshots of my cronies and I squatting around in tracksuits without a slav squat emote?

>>166631697
Is this accurate?

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>>166631558
>>166631503

>>166631939
watching

>>166631979
delete this

>>166631979
Actually, I take it back. I don't want a slav squat emote anymore.

>>166631975
yes

pretty sure they have posted it elsewhere

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>>166631684
>>166631743
post downy butt or else!

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>>166631979

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>wake up at midnight due to fucked up sleep schedule
>hoping to get in a good Sephirot Extreme farm before regular people go to sleep
>forgot today was maintenance

Well, fuck.

SERVERS UP

Servers are up.

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>>166631834
Nope

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>>166632025
fine, here's a different butt than I usually post

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>>166631834
They're cute but they just get outclassed by roe girls too much.

putt

>>166631905
Ah fuk but that sounds fun too, I knew you'd understand me and my love of losing and yelling at people. I'll make an alt maybe when I have time

>>166632109
wtf i get less butt every time...

>>166631834
They're not
t. former female giraffe
The shitty animations and creepy proportions got to me so much I ended up fantasia into a female highlander

>>166632196
who even is this

>>166632217
i don't see it. they look pretty normal

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>>166631834
Become less rare all the time!

>>166632225
someone who appreciates thicc pale butts...

>>166632169
hey

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>>166632301
like this one?

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>>166632385
Obligatory

>>166632384
post puttbutt or eb me

>>166632442
ANATOMICALLY

CORRECT

>>166632447
sure lets eb
are u cute

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>>166632047
>put up Seph farm as soon as servers are up
>get 8 people almost immediately
>half of them quickly leave because they can't read and thought it was Zurvan

>>166631916
wow! you look absolutely generic!

>>166632479
not very i'm a bearded male roe but I can put a helmet on

>>166632385
succubutt is nice but not what i keep asking for...

>>166632481
it'll be okay, skullcrusher

>>166632502
oh gosh oh dear

>>166632552
it's a full helmet tho so it will be ok

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>>166632498

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Soon.

>can kill zurvan ex on farm with random pugs and no voice chat
>still can't kill cruise chaser in savage
I hate my life

>>166632527
too bad, it's all I got

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I'm trying to make a character on Gilgamesh, it says it's not accepting new characters...

I'm pretty sad

>>166632585
sick headset bro

anybody want to end my life please and thanks

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>>166632592
Here's a tip: make/join parties that ask for people who KNOW Soar rather than insisting on skipping it. Even if they don't skip, a botched run is still more wasted time than a slow run.

>>166632675
Can't tell if that's sarcasm.
Thanks

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full female version when

>>166632684
lets form a suicide pact so we don't waste anymore time on this planet doing absolutely nothing but wallowing in self pity

>>166632571
are you sure you wouldnt prefer being a cute cat boy

>>166632585
It still bugs me that the English Cover Art is just some generic shot of Zenos instead of Amano's gorgeous illustration of Yda.

>>166632664
Probably a rush of people trying to get back on after maintenance. Try later or tomorrow around the same time, gilg usually dies late at night, especially weekdays

>>166632760
depends on who you are but im interested

>>166632592
What's stopping you?

>>166632664
Excalibur is a good alternative

>>166632838
That's a good joke

So what's with all of you folk talking about killing yerselves? DESU I don't get why anyone would talk like that. Is it a joke? Are you being sarcastic, I see it with a lot of youths these days. Don't you value your life all the time it took to make you what you are today.
You guys are weird.

>>166632862
yeah it took a whole lot of time to become the garbage with a pulse that i am today

>>166631834
I think they're pretty at least

>>166632838
Not anymore since kiss is there

>>166632861
huh????

>>166632805
what server u on

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Why is using tank LB for soar a thing? Like, how did this legitimately catch on?
Did Mr. Happy put out a guide that says you should do that?

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>>166632838
Is it? I really just want to learn how to play and stuff from you guys.

this is the guy im trying to make..

>>166632862
I'm not suicidal, but I often have intrusive thoughts, or whatever they're called, where I die or kill myself, and I feel both happy and sad about them

>>166632985
Because it makes soar retard proof plus the fight doesn't last long enough for lb3 and also kill yourself for being so fucking retarded I don't know how you still breathe.

>>166632996
ya good population with some new people

>>166632985
I think that MTQ said it in her guide as an "Or" option, despite very neatly outlining the proper way to handle both spread patterns.

But I'm pretty sure I'd heard mutterings of it even before she posted her guide, so probably didn't come from her.

>>166632985
it's better than using melee LB2 and you don't get healer LB3 before a wipe. melee LB2 is only like, 2% of zurvan's HP, where using LB2 for soar lets you position like a fucking jackass and not have to worry about anything.

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>>166632862
I'm a piece of shit but as much as I think about it I know very well I couldn't take my own life so I make partially sarcastic self deprecating jokes and/or joke about suicide

>>166633076
I haven't watched or read any guides for Zurvan ex, nor have I run it with a party that was so bad that they were incapable of handling soar properly, so I'm kind of left wondering: what happens if you don't skip the first soar? Do you tank LB for both of them? Do people just quit if they can't push?

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>>166633307
>ignoring mechanics and wasting a potential melee LB is better than learning an easy mechanic and using melee LB
Hmm.....

>>166633340
>Do people just quit if they can't push?
Yes.

Haven't you checked PF lately? Most ads insist on an ilvl 10+ over the requirement, drop a tank and/or healer in favor of extra DPS, and they WILL just give up if they can't push the first Soar.

>>166633340
They either learn to handle the first Soar right then and there, or someone fucking dies and you see Demon's Claw into Wave Cannon before he even hits 74% for Biting Halberd and Southern Cross to come out.
In incredibly special cases, they just outright wipe on the Soar and then quit

>>166633340
How are you going to lb2 the first soar genius

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>>166633434
>>166633447

ive never understood why people require 265 ( yes ive seen pfs asking for this) and being so worked up about skipping soar. its easily doable, and i find is alot less worry to actually do proper.

>>166633447
That's hilarious.
>>166633501
I figured people would LB1 the first soar or something. I never paid attention to how much the LB is charged at that point because there's literally nothing to worry about.

>>166633547
It's possible people just want people who've stepped into alex since the welfare twines are still young. It's ironic though because they're likely bad themselves still.

>>166633567
You actually shouldn't have a single LB available at that point. They either handle it or they die. Also you know to kick idiots if they ever call "east" on Soar.

>>166632985
yeah much better to take off 2% of the boss' hp and risk a single chucklefuck pug snowball-killing the entire group, because pugs can't recover

>>166633567
Maybe if you didn't huff so much poop fumes you'd be able to understand why what you just said is stupid.

Who is the c@boy who standeth above all other c@boys?

>>166633567
>first soar
How do you actually do so little damage even with 4 dps ?

>>166633637
>some fuck calls "east"
>runs northeast during the cake slice soar pattern and clips the guy who took NE
>>166633691
I mean, if you're playing with retarded pugs, good luck with broken seal my man. Watching people do the little latency dance as they run around like headless chickens is amusing, but much worse than dealing with soar.

>>166633820
Pugs. There are people in this game who can't do 2k DPS before the drop happens. I just want to remind you that he's a striking dummy for that portion.

>>166633828
Pretty much, every single time someone calls east or west they kill someone else

>>166633802
the one with the biggest cock

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>>166632773
That illustration is beautiful, but us Burgers want dat edgemaster Samurai.. HOLY SHIT, SAMURAI CONFIRMED!

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>>166632862
I'm in the same boat as >>166633314
I've known people who took their own lives, some much closer than others, and the impact it had on me and those around me was huge. Even if you're not around to regret doing that to people, and while I am still conscious, I would never want to leave that kind of mark on others.
I've been getting better at being there for others again lately as well as raising my own self-esteem

>>166633820
Depends on the party. I've been running with friends primarily and usually 1 or 2 pugs to fill out the party, and it's been pretty much 50/50 with 4 DPS in regards to skipping soar. You'll get BLMs pulling ARR numbers or BRDs pulling some insane stunts.

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I'd give anything to get into Gilgamesh already...just want to go to sleep since it's 5am...

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If I make a character on Excalibur am I able to pay for a world transfer into Gilgamesh still?

shit was still unavailable to make new characters even after maint.

>>166634001
There was a maintenance, what were you doing?

>>166634014
Yes, you can transfer from Excalibur to any server on the Aether data center after the three day wait expires for the character

>>166634035
The second it came up it was full...

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>>166633802
I found a step-ladder.

>>166634001
You're not welcome here unless you make a cute catgirl or midlander lady

>>166634014
For the low price of eighteen Yoshi Bux, yes. Also if you have an account that stores up to eight characters, you can transfer them any and all of them for that one price.

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so i got questions concerning how most folks use keyboard setups for their abilities

i feel like they're going to get cluttered pretty soon, so i would like some suggestions
these current keybinds seem fine for now while leveling, but i still need a place for storms eye when its unlocked and a place to keep deliverance based stuff within comfortable reach
what do you other keyboard warriors use? what do you feel is more space efficent? i super wanna know

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>>166634067
>he likes to be tall

Get down from there this instant! You will fall and break your neck and knock over so much shit.

>>166633434
>doing 2% of the boss's HP with a melee LB versus not having to give a fuck about mechanics

i'll take the latter desu, 2% goes super fast with everyone up.

>>166634159
CTRL, ALT or SHIFT modifiers for easy to reach numbers. Some people like to rebind all the regular keys around their movement keys too.

>>166634213
I'll take the former, because you barely have to give a fuck in the first place and speeding up the fight at all is always nice, but to each their own, microvan.