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>/vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
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Is there a cap on Magic Find from luck?
I'm getting carpal tunnel opening Enveloppes right now.
Reminder that while we're suffering another content drought, core Tyrian maps have hidden and discontinued content in them.
http://imgur.com/a/ROPCK
cuddling with friends
>>166604018
Right along with whole maps that were never finished. Such is the way vidya deving goes.
With Josh being the do-everything on the new map team now and them promising a new map for every LS episode, I don't think he will ever get the time to even try and finish even the one you posted, which seems mostly done, right down to working intractable mechanics within. Even if he did have the time, he'd probably prefer working on SAB some more.
As a new player should I just focus on doing my story/main quest line and the orange circles around the map, or should I just grind to max level?
http://oi66.tinypic.com/111o47l.jpg
>login to play for the first time in months
>game still shit
>logs back out
>>166607276
Take your time and enjoy the world, explore and do a little bit of everything to level.
There's hearts, exploration, crafting, and events like you described.
Starting from scratch and with hardly anything, what class should I go with?
>>166611259
Warrior and Ranger are decent beginner classes. Can tank, have mobility to help you travel across open world.
femsura pounded from behind with her ears flopping in the air
tfw i'm still waiting for the day /gw2g/ makes me smile again
>>166613785
I bought my first vehicle today and have had a good job for almost a year. No longer am I a /gw2g/ NEET.
>play pvp
>get up to gold
>drop all the way down to silver 1 because shit teams and hellish losing streak
i swear to fuck if i drop to bronze
post big bootied femsuras
>>166616832
No.post big bootied femnorns
>>166616832
yes
Barbing maid vae as punishment for burning dinner
>>166619767
>he thinks spoilering does anything
true cuck
>>166620053
wat did i miss
>>166620253
nothing important just the fake stuff
First for salads
>>166620602
ily qt salad anon
>>166616043
>playing during prime time
>>166607276
You'll level fastest just map completing, so just do whatever in each map till you've done it all or you're bored, then go to the next map.
>>166616043
>every fucking retard picks foefire
>they always ignore the fucking lord and let the enemy kill it
Rolling a warrior to get back into the game. Hopefully I'm not making a mistake.
>>166614057
glad you're moving up, i hope you didnt buy a girl car
>>166625989
How do you know if your car is a girl????
>>166626020
honk the horn
What class should I level next.
http://i.imgur.com/CumxyUB.jpg
>>166626653
femcharr
>>166626741
what?
Charr grill?
>>166626653
femcharr ele
>>166626865
I have an 80 ele already
>>166604018
>http://imgur.com/a/ROPCK
looks like something we would have had with the Scarlet Story line. Maybe it was for the better, as Scarlet's story was utter shit and should be deleted entirely.
>>166626653
What's left, Revenant and Engineer? I'd go for Revenant. The other one never got me into it.
I'd rather have another class double.
>>166626831
femcharr revenant dragonwife
>>166627143
>>166626865
look at these two cute stinky euro anon boys that are obsessed with femcharrs and secretly want to be a femcharr irl
>>166627184
I don't make a charr because of their hunch and animations just being lack luster.
>>166627184
I'd rather call them degenerate. I feel sorry for their fathers, having to endure this disgusting look every now and then when they crawl out of their basements.
Imagine having a son like that, it must kill one inside.
>>166625989
Don't think it's a girl car.
>>166626653
Mesmer is the best class. Do it.
Also
>posting a link to an image on an imageboard
What the fuck are you doing nigger?
>>166627409
I'm to lazy to download the file to delete it right after.
Comfyanon and the femcharr going to a romantic movie
which rat do I whisper for the SUCC??
>>166627409
thats a girl car
>>166627409
nice minivan lmao
>>166627315
it depends, maybe they are really nice people but have an utter obsession with wanting to be a cute girl cat in real life.
if they are autistic and super proud/narcissistic about wanting to be a femcharr irl than i'd be really disappointed
>>166628802
I don't want to be a femcharr.....just want a femcharr wifealso I'm not a neet and have a bretty satisfying job
>>166629545
why
>>166630174
>not wanting a living blanket to cover you at night
Really senpai
>Wake up with a migraine headache
>Staying home, might as well check /gw2g/
>Headache gets worse
>Think of GW2
>Headache stays worse, nauseous
>Think of ArenaNet
>Have to think to not die
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>166632464
>I'm dead
riathens cringy, i wonder if he thinks people actually find him funny
what is the average lifespan of charr?
>>166633327
pretty long
>>166633542
>Charr dwarfing norn
wrong.
there's a reason charr never invaded the far shiverpeaks, one norn could wipe the floor with a charr warband
What is the average lifespan of asura, norn and sylvari ?
>>166633669
Wrong, charr and norn are friends and honor eachother
What is the average lifespan of a general with only shitposts?
>>166634270
you're silly lil stinky anon
>>166635271
I LOVE US
I LOVE GW2G
I LOVE OUR ANONS
I LOVE OUR MEMES
Maid vae serving all of gw2g afternoon tea
Thinking of coming back to this game. Is it any good these days? Are there enough players for the world not to feel desolate?
>>166637538
yes there are
Who is the stinkiest femsura in HOPE?
>>166638383
I think it could be you, lil cheeky anon
>>166638701
Well what do you think, Mr. Comfy?
>>166638383
>>166638701
>>166638816
what the fuck happened to this general
>>166638816
I think thiccsi is pretty cute and comfy c:
>>166638383
Squatfu
>femsura
oh......
>>166628358
How many bitches can you get riding your PC? dickbag
>>166639082
*pats*
>>166639024
Squatfu is not stinky
>>166643119
she is a little bit stinky anon, all femcharr are
I'd ERP with more people if they weren't so dangerously degenerate. Where's my ERP partner that legitimately likes handholding?
>>166643546
hand holding isn't for ERP its for waifu
>>166643546
As nice as handholding is, I have to agree with Oothier, I don't really want to hold hands in roleplay with someone I just met or met a couple times, if my endgoal is just ERP and not some sort of RP relationship, but I don't know the context.
I like to keep handholding as something special, not an ERP move
>>166644205
>not handholding the treasured one whom you lewd
Sure, it's not a sensation into which you want to plunge willy-nilly, but don't speak like it's not a thing.
>>166644738
but those are my waifu, everyone else has been a one night stand
>>166644841
Man, you are seriouslyabout ashopelessas me.
>>166643546
finding someone that you can trust 100% even in real life is rare, so i wouldn't hold hands with anyone in ERP because they could ditch you at any moment and that leaves emotional scars if you liked them enough to hold their hands and develop something romantic. even romantic people like getting rough and dirty because they're humans too, so hand holding really is for those loving moments in between.
go find someone you love first, not lust for. better than the other way around for hand holding.
>>166645282
>getting your feelings hurt over rolpeplay
>>166645430
precisely, it happens so forget about hand holding. it's like asking why nobody brings you flowers in erp lol
>>166645430
>not knowing how autistic and obsessive ERPers can be
>m-m-m-m-m-muh waifu
>>166643546
>Where's my ERP partner that legitimately likes handholding?
They're more likely to hold your hands over your head while fucking you, if that's what you want.
who doesnt like holding hands??
which femsura has the softest hands to hold??
which femcharr has the fluffiest paws to hold??
Where can I find florburz?
How do I destroy florburz?
>>166653385
you don't need to, he will destroy himself
>>166653898
Nice cat
which femsura has the stinkiest farts??
Comfyanon, do you like femcharr ?
>>166650571
I'm sorry anon, but femsura claws are designed for digging! They're not going to be particularly soft
>>166656580
hands =/= claws at the tip of their fingers
>>166656631
Again, I'm sorry, but there's no way these puppies aren't calloused to hell and back from evolutionary design and lab work
>>166656887
*callused
and fine your hands aren't soft.
>>166657006
it's ok, I'm sure there are plenty of other soft places on a femsura :)
>>166657006
>*callused
retarded?
>>166658156
they're interchangeable, but callous is also used to refer to someone with unfavorable behavior while callus will always refer to hardened skin
>>166656887
I want to fingerblast Peppa.
>>166657262
Like their eyes. Poke their eyes with a stick.