/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

1st for ignore the sniper mains.

>>166360651
don't ignore me
pay attention to me
my class main has more skill and prestige than everyone else's
bow before me no skill peasants

>>166360651
i dont even play sniper in neither mvm or actual games

i acknowledge his role because he does it well and better than a demo or a soldier

their role is to lay down damage on tanks and give minicrits to the whole team

if your argument is "you lost because you lost" then i cant wait until you will need to have a real non-internet argument with someone

>>166359810
>Not really though
Anon ask anyone, Soldiers often offclass in comp. See some recent examples from today:
http://logs.tf/1620333
http://logs.tf/1620314
http://logs.tf/1620303
http://logs.tf/1620304
http://logs.tf/1620299
>Because it's the only actual support class
But Engineer is a support class, he's just not anywhere near as powerful as Medic.
And Crusader's Crossbow also allows Medic to snipe on top of also being the best healer in the game.
>Not everything's feasible.
I really don't see how it's not feasible to have reasonably balanced classes. You nerf a class, it becomes less viable. You buff a class, it becomes more viable.

>>166360749
Soldier mains are most skilled
After all, they do have the hardest to master movement.
That makes up for having the second easiest weapon.

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4th for anti-shitpost leauge and renames. To the anon who won in the other thread, im sorry. i just participated in a food challenge where i had to consume 5+ lbs of food in under an hour. im surprised im even able to walk at this point.

>>166360850
>Tries to restart an argument
I'm not even whoever you think I am.

>>166360939
fourth easiest
>flamethrower
>minigun
>sticky launcher
>rocket launcher

>>166360957
How are you living? Good god man.

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And with that out of the way, LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

>>166360957
>5+ lbs of food in under an hour.
Dude, I am the living embodiment of fucking gluttony and I think that's a little crazy. You alright? Did you win?

Can someone explain the appeal of competitive to me?
I'm not even being a smart ass or troll, I actually don't get it and I keep getting bullshit answers like 'They're skilled players".

I've tried to get in to it, but it was just like the video game equivalent of chewing cardboard or grinding my testicles. Isn't that what this game used to help being avoid feeling?

>>166360961
i dont care
you cry about insults like a baby
whats gonna happen when someone proves you wrong in real life?
are you also gonna complain about them """insulting""" you with their arguments instead of making a proper stand or accepting their side of the argument?

>>166361094
Blitzen's Blitzkrieg

>>166361154
>Isn't that what this game used to help being avoid feeling?

some people are invested in their videogames and like to see quantitative returns

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>>166361167
What?

>>166361172
One shot one kill huh

>>166361214
Quantitative returns?
I don't.. How?

>>166360990
may as well add in the sentry and medigun too

>>166361273
I may or may not have several hundred hours experience with the AWP in csgo

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>>166361172
Nice getting it done quick
>>166361028
>>166361117
it wasn't fucking easy, if i hadn't had the people sitting next to me cheering me on then i would have pussied out half way through. but god did it hurt, as soon as i made it home i head striaght to the bathroom and spent the next hour in there. And it isnt even done, that hour was spent evacuating what was from yesterday, to make room for the 5 lbs of meat cheese and potatoes.

>>166361367
Good lord. I wish you luck with the constipation.

>>166361367
buttsen's buttskrieg

>>166360990
>Flamethrower
Range of a forceful piss, prone to being actually broke, small cone of damage
>Minigun
Long range cone of damage, fiddly at close range
>Sticky Launcher
Giant clip, great damage, long range, spammable, AoE, and the often forgotten trap
>Rocket Launcher
See above but no manual detonation, no trapping, but more immediately at hand

Dude Demo and Soldier have the easiest weapons. Pyro is defeated by just walking backwards and doesn't have an AoE and range.

>>166361367
hmu for some personal reindeer games~

>>166361367
Penetrate my nose-hole

>>166361242
acting confused isnt gonna save you from real arguments either

>>166361367
I bought this with my dad's credit card

>>166361154
once you get to a certain skill level you want to play against people of a similar skill level and when that's high enough competitive is the most reliable means of doing so

>>166361367
Penetrate me from both sides

>>166361367
im fucking dead lol

>>166361471
i'm talking ease of use, not effectiveness

>>166361367
I got a doe-hole that fits two

>>166361367
FIVE POUNDS OF FOOD IS FOUR POUNDS OF SHIT AND ONE POUND OF REGRET

>>166361367
hitler did nothing wrong

>>166361367
The Pyro character is a crit-based class

>>166361725
rerol

>>166361639
Well that explains the players,but I meant more why people are so rabid about it as some holy glory of gaming and the best thing for it.

Both for watching and thinking those players can decide what happens to the game as a whole. Thats like asking a fan girl to take control of a story.

>>166361367
>>166361725
rerolling for this

>>166361695
Oh yes, I forgot. All 4, very easy to use.
>Pyro
Walk forward, die.
Or sneak around and use reflect to be somewhat effective.
>Heavy
Walk forward, maybe live
Or Stay with the team and hope you don't die to rocket/sticky spam
>Demoman
W+M1+M2, win all day
>Soldier
Ehhh aiming is overrated, shoot in their general vicinity and you'll kill them anyways. Oh also you can fly at the speed of sound, heal yourself, get free mini crits, basically you can do everything and never get punished.

>>166361725
rerolling
I'm sorry

>>166360939
you now realize that every single class in the game is easy as fuck to use and tf2 is not competitive and cannot ever be competitive because of it

>>166362025
Thats not what the loud ones think, and thus Valve will kill it.
Which is weird considering the fucking stupid cosmetics they keep adding.

>>166361794
basically, if a game gets enough competitive traction it becomes more marketable, so it could be an e-sport or really popular on twitch or something along those lines. it's important because that brings more people and more money into the game to strengthen that cycle. watching it is useful for people who want to get into competitive themselves or simply learn new tactics like the sigafoo save, or simply enjoyable, and they listen to what these people have to say because they've typically been playing the game for a very long time and know the ins and outs more than your average casual player. in cases like the whole "they were going to buff the reserve shooter" thing, it's less like having a fanfiction writer to take the helms of a story and more like having an editor to tell you what's wrong with your story.

>>166361367
Now Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Kritzen!

>>166361367
I pulled Gaben's sleigh for 36 fucking hours, and all I got was this shitty hat

>>166361367
>>166361725
rereoll

>>166361367
I would like to dedicate this hat to my Hale's Own Professional Killstreak Collector's Phlogistinator

>>166293838
Late as shit, but i thank everything constantly, it doesn't even need to be something different.
Walk to the point?
Thanks
Backstab someone?
Thanks
I thank even in the middle of a firefight from time to time, depending how many fingers i have occupied

>>166362152
Makes some sense, but you can't seriously market a decade old game. They'd be better just making tf3.
But I can't say they give good advice with weapons. I barely stay informed and even I know they want the soldier buffed. Not to mention they just don't play the same way as normal players. They're detached from normal play, they only know structured high skill play, so I guess I'd say its more like asking an editor who only deals in horror to work on a light hearted romance. Sure they can be great at what they do, but you're asking them to do something they shouldn't be involved with because they just are no longer connected to the average players.
Made worse by the fact that competitive weapons and normal weapons tend to be used backwards. Like the Vita saw: Banned, but never used in normal play. Or the spy, never used in competitive, yet great in normal play (Provided they actually know what they're doing).

>>166361367
In my defence, there were already five snipers when I picked this class

>>166361367
>>166361725
rerolling

>>166361367
I'm a huge fucking faggot.

>>166361367
In the Jungle you must wait
until the dice read five or eight

>>166361367
I'd ask you to fuck my face, but there isn't a hole for it.

>>166361367
>>166361725
rerollio

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>>166361725
>>166363058
ebin, simply ebin. yall know how to make a guy feel better. On a side not im almost done, ive only got one name and description tag left. Can you guess what the hat is?

>>166363152
It's the fursuit head isn't it?

>>166363152
Wait, are you the guy who spent $200 on crates and got nothing good save for the fox head?

>>166363353
>>166363556
You guessed it! Not only am I financially a dumdum but im also a dumdum when it comes to food.

>>166361154
casual is only fun until you become half decent at videogames. you are asking this question because you are not half decent yet

fucking larry put his lan pass on too tight, so he had to go ask b4nny for scissors to cut it off. then less than 20 minutes after, he accidentally tripped sideshow and made him spill his drink

>Trying to sell an unique item on the market
>No other listings, so put it up for a price
>Check today, three other people put the same thing a few cents lower
I fucking hate people

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>>166363705
its not too late to turn off cosmetics and retake your life from addiction
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

>>166364220
so is this what your doing right now going to be a year long cause I'll like to see this happen

>>166364714
what do you mean

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>>166367857
sorry i was playing actually good games

>>166369128
the issue of having generals for good games is that everyone is always too busy having fun playing it to post in the thread

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What is this shit even meant to be

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>when you want to join a 6s team but they're all west coast and play in the middle of the day.

I'm just never going to get into comp it seems.

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Post tfw three members of froyo, including b4nny, get taken out by a spy offclass chainstab

>>166370279
Traditional Islamic wear

>>166370279
The European Export

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>>166370634
Don't forget he dropped the med as well
I knew just from watching their first match that Starkie was going to be Top Lel

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>>166370634
STARKIE WAS A FUCKING GOD

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>Jasmine Tea gone forever

I'm having trouble deciding a main. I've narrowed it down to three:

I like playing Scout but I don't want to be like every other Scunt main who destroys everyone on every server and sentries shut me down hard

I like playing Demo but Scunts destroy me and everyone always complains about how bullshit Demo is when I kill them and in general no one seems to like Demo mains

And finally I like Engineer but being constantly tied to your buildings because every server has nine spies is annoying. Also the gunslinger is countered by so much now that its almost not worth putting it down because the direct hit soldier who is always around is just going to take it out

>>166372059
Play the one you have most fun on
Shitters who complain about getting killed are just that: shitters.

>>166372148
I have fun with all of them but only when I am killing lots

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>>166372059
If it helps, here are some stats

>>166372059
if you ask me (scout main) demo is the best class to main
>vital in every gamemode that's currently alive
>second least played 6s class
>not entirely dm oriented
>you can still do flashy plays (jumping, airshots)

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>>166372375
Having people get mad at you is the best though? I have a custom description on Steam full of just people bitching about me. Play whatever you like, fuck everyone else.

If you wanna play demo and you're sick of scouts then practice your pipe aim and speedy sticky placement to fuck their shit in with a fast sticky-pipe combo. Scout and sentries don't mix but you can always bonk past it and harass spawn or flanks. Or you can work with a sniper to take out the engie then the sentry, or just wait for your team to help. I hardly ever play engie so I don't really know any strats for him, just do your best to keep your stuff up I guess. Every half decent player would be willing to suck your cock just for a well placed tele and dispenser.

im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean

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Deadringer spam makes me mad, not gonna lie.

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>"I'm here to annoy the hell outta you"

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The most fucking infuriating thing is how everyone in this general (or tf2 community) thinks that because a weapon is effective against idiots pubbers who don't know the first thing about movement the weapon is easy to use. Projectiles like the rocket launcher, stickies and pipes are much harder to use against experienced players than hits can. You know what I die to the most? Sentries and snipers. Why? Because I can surf, dodge and predict their shots. So go try and beat one of those begginer jump maps before you convince valve to nerf the sticky launcher again.

>>166379115
i generally find it easier to hit experienced players because if they know where they want to move i can at least make an attempt at predicting them, which i can't say about the people i get matched against in casual

>>166378280
Then the cunt starts shooting you in the ass from across the map.

>>166362368
Did you watch the tournament? There was a ton of spy stuff. No they do not want the soldier buffed. No they're not detached, most players experiment with all the classes. Yes every class gets played situationally. Vita saw and the other banned weps are still really good in casual, no one uses them because they're gimmicks and crutches. Having situational classes like spy sniper engine and heavy be full time viable only makes the game slow. For example of spy was able to 1v1 soldiers, well what is the game now? You have this player who can go invisible, pop up and kill you and then hide forever. That's not what spy does and that's not what competitive is about. If you wanna see what competitive is about watch the esea 23 grand finals on cp process

>>166379312
Casual is fucking easy, a maximum of only 2~3 enemies are really experienced.

Any links for that starkie stab? First link is broken and I want to see it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daP8nn-9rkQ

>>166379856
nvm found it

>>166379771
i never said it was hard but pipes or directs connect far easier when the person you're trying to hit has an idea of the map and where he's going
idiots just mash their keyboard and that's pretty hard to predict

>>166379954
lmao b4nny BTFO

>>166379954
starkie is a god
drackk too

>>166379115
there is a bigger percentage of comp players in this general than in most of reddit and steam forums AFAIK
but the pubber feedback is the reason stickies got nerfed so much, and black box too
no matter how you use stickies, pubbers will always call it "sticky spam, no skill" or whatever, because they never learned how to play demoman

>>166379115
>i am le compfag and you should listen me
hm
no

>>166381646
Listen to whoever you want. I'll keep rolling over you with my stickies and rockets you keep crying. At this point I think valve is satisfied with class balance as far as the classes themselves besides pyro and heavy.

Think of it this way, a demo going for a pipe essentially has to lead his shot and hope you don't counter strafe. This makes any projectile at range pretty useless because you can just dodge it. There is no way to Dodge a head/meatshot. I'm serious play a jump map, learn to surf and play positioning and you will realize these classes have hard limits.

How can I be useful as Scout in a situation where we are trying to push last with a bunch of sentries?

>>166382834
Use your quick little feet and run, keep running to the spawn where you switch to direct hit soldier or demoman.

>>166382834
- change class
- use milk if they're bunched up
- use bonk as a distraction
- change class
- find angles where you can pistol the sentry down if possible
- change class

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>tfw you found out BFB is an okay weapon when you pair it with Wrap Assassin and Bonk Soda to keep the boost's temper
>tfw you found out Quickie is also a great weapon to protect your sentry against enemy Demoman
>tfw you found out Caber is good for blocking ubers advancing on your Sentry
>tfw you found out breaking a spawncamp clutch is also possible as a good Spy, bonk Scout or banner-support Soldier as well as a good uber deploy from Medic
>tfw you found out Vita-saw is a crutch and gimmick weapon aside from pairing it with Kritzkrieg; which refills almost in an instant if you're in non-stop combat already
>tfw you found out Jarate have never deserved that ban from comp

>>166379954
>team who did this pushed last with Pyro

>>166382834
Relay information and try to target softies. Your pistol is your friend to keep enemy enginers occupied.

If all else fails, switch out. Scout is versitile, but can't tank 5 sentries.

What is the most versatile class apart from Soldier any why is it Gunslinger Engineer

>>166382834
in comp? run to the point after your team did all the hard work
focus demo and soldiers

>the guy who made cancerpubs.tf redirect to tf2center stopped paying the domain
Sad !

>>166378493
do low crafts actually have their own names? or is this someone's epeen collection

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>>166385041
Low crafts only show the name of the person who crafted it in the description, and only if it hasn't been wiped.
They do show off their number in their name, however, and the lack of quotes around the names in the screenshot you're replying to suggest that they're legit and not just renamed items.

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>>166385327
interesting

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>>166383430
>Gunslinger
Because it gives ground to abuse FJ or Widowmaker greatly.

>>166382834
Plan A:
Bonk bodyblock one for 5 seconds (tip: don't jump, pushback will be immense) as your pocket (preferably Demo or Soldier) advances and drops or chips away at other Sentries. Try to trick Sentry into shooting the turtling Engineer behind him when "untouchable".
Plan B:
Abuse a jump booster item (Winger, Atomizer, Popper etc..) to flank a high ground Sentry to corner peek shot it. You have to listen the beeping sound to maximize your damage as sentry turns and patrols its view
Plan C:
Take a high ground or behind cover, chip away at Sentry gun with your Pistol or Winger as your team deploys uber. Taking the attention of other Sentries may pay handsomely

why do people say abuse when they're referring to the way the unlock/mechanic/class/etc is meant to be used

>>166386437
Because people will cry about anything.

>have 8 keys and 1 refined
How do I get an unusual

>>166386437
because valve is trash at balancing their own game

>>166387256
are you implying the crit cola is acceptable

>>166387935
10 refined*

>>166388097
are you implying it's not?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gBvBebm4YI

>Someone thought this was funny

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>>166388597
Is it a Pelo video like pic implies? I don't wanna watch it, if that's the case. That guy is hardly funny or new anymore.

>>166389028
No?

>>166388493
>142 damage meatshots with increased speed are okay
>oh its fine because he takes more damage !!!!!

yeah go ahead and try to hit him when hes travelling at 167% of the normal speed

>>166388493
>the bonk reskin that gives minicrits for free right out of spawn is fine
why not spawn medics with 100% uber too ?

>>166390656
have you tried getting good?

>>166390778
>I can't counter this so this retarded idea is fine
ok bud

>>166390860
you cant get good when the enemy 1 shots you while you at most can only 2 shot him

its abuse of valve's retarded balancing

>>166391089
play sniper then, and oneshot him
or play spy and oneshot him
or play soldier and oneshot him with dh
or play demo and oneshothim with a sticky trap
or play crit-a-cola scout and oneshot him

>>166391279
god youre retarded

i just mentioned the godawful speed it gives him and youre like "lol just backstab him" and "lol just headshot him"

>>166391539
>can't backstab or headshot a scout
sounds to me like you didn't git gud

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Pyro update when :/

>>166391970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d6yBHDvKUw

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>>166391970

>>166391761
do you even play this game

i get the feeling that youre just shitting words out of your mouth and justifying everything you say by "get good xd lamo"

you cant backstab a scout in when he knows youre a spy, youre sure as hell not gonna backstab him when he goes 25% the normal speed and kills you in one shot from mid range

>>166392932
>you cant
no, you can't

>>166393127
prove that you can

>>166393684
Sure, next time I oneshot a crit scout, I'll upload it just for you

>>166393684
>abuse spy's knife retard hitbox
>stab him
>???
>PROFIT

who is the most rude person on the irc?

heavy, pyro and spy are the holy trinity of cancer classes

>>166361935
You sounds like a publord desu

>>166363869
Im a force of nature

>>166395324
>heavy
>not sniper

>>166390860
>counter
what did he mean by this
by that logic a 800 hp class would be balanced because it can be countered if you shoot at it for long enough
this is not pokemon

>>166395324
t. demo main
you're not actually wrong

>>166395775
replace "counter" with "deal with" if you're going to get anal about words

>>166395324
>not engineer

list of items that should be removed from the game
>critacola
>quickfix
>reserve shooter
>atomizer
>rescue ranger
otherwise, TF2 is pretty balanced desu

>>166396331
>quickfix
really nigger

>>166396331
forgot sandman

>valve removes all the stock weapons from TF2
>now you can use only the "new" weapons

what happens?

>>166395324
>pyro
having problem with a fucking spy-checker/airblaster

>>166396734
i stop playing the game

>>166396734
Skins go up.

Raffle

>>166395324
All classes that you don't want to get close to. Scout main?

just like in quake 3 the holy grial of weapons is Rocket Launcher / Lightgun / Railgun, in TF2 the holy grial of classes is Scout / Soldier / Demo

k I will raffle
2 you
this item
now
if you want it, get in quick
before someone else wins
my item

>>166396734
scout: FaN/back scatter + winger + basher
soldier: black box/direct hit + idk + escape plan
pyro: degreaser + flare/reserve shooter + powerjack
demo: iron bomber + i actually dont fucking know + pain train/skullcutter
heavy: tomislav + sandvich + gru
engineer: ranger + wrangler + jag
medic: crossbow + i have no idea + ubersaw
sniper: bazaar bargain/machina + razorback + shiv
spy: ambassador + big earner + dead ringer

also >>166397029

its going to be pretty shitty

>>166399313
>FaN/back scatter
what's wrong with soda popper?

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Why do so many Snipers, after shooting their primary, switch to a different weapon then immediately switch back to primary? It's not even long enough to actually use the other weapon, just like they hit Q twice as fast as they could. I see a fuckload of people do this. Is it a holdover from playing COD or CS or something?

>>166399494
i think it's from CS, the AWP scoping is retarded there so you need to switch weapons after each shot or something

>>166399494
sometimes i'll do it if i have the smg in case i need to finish them off, but even then in most cases i keep my rifle out and go for a bodyshot or no scope

>>166399586
I had a strong suspicion it was CS, but I've never really touched that game. Is there some function that makes it so you can fire the AWP faster after firing if you switch away then back?

>>166399656
That's understandable but not what I'm referring to. See this video that made me think of it today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCXNA4hdyg

>>166399437
i forgot about it

>>166399804
no idea then. maybe it speeds up the reload time?

>>166399804
i was never really big on cs and haven't played it since ages ago, but if i recall correctly there isn't an option for the sniper not to auto scope in after a shot so you need to change weapons to stop that

>>166399313
>>166399437
shortstop

anyone trading a diplomat for a not retarded price?

>>166399804
>>166399976
In CS:GO, you double scope, so if you press right click twice you get double scoped instead of resetting. To go around this, you quick switch to your pistol and back.

>tfw Steam support being a bitch because I got a new computer
I just want to play shitty video games with you guys.

>>166388097
at least they're not Blizzard levels of fucked
have you tried playing Genji or Tracer in comp OW recently?

>>166403525
>genji
Man, I've said it before but you just can't have a melee character in a game with guns without giving them dumb gimmicks to keep them alive. Either stupidly high mobility or incredible tanky-ness. See: Demoknight.

i got a new graphics card
is there any way to sort steam games by system requirements ?
>>166403525
>>166403701
wrong general

>>166403701
but the roboweeb does have dumb gimmicks, and he's only melee when ulting
his wall-run is a gimmick
his fucking teleportation while ulting is a gimmick
the issue with lighter heros like Genji is that Blizzard, in their infinite wasdom buffed tanks to shit
Now you're guarenteed to be fighting against Dva, Rinheart and Roadhog in every comp game. lighter heros can't keep up with those healthpools, and melt in seconds. Making Genji Tracer, and Sombra next to useless in the current patch

>>166403964
no, and hush, I'm talking about how badly Blizzard fucked up their own game and using it as example that tf2 could be in far worse a shape than one broken class and a few fucked weapons

>>166404291
blablabla go to the undertale general faggot
suck some blizzard dick

>>166404758
did you even read my post? I'm shitting on Blizzard for fucking up this badly. They have literally made an entire group of playable characters obsolete.

And how the hell did Undertale come into this. Blizzard had nothing to do with that game. Are you projecting or something?

scout: scattergun/shortstop + pistol + basher
soldier: stock/direct hit + gunboats + escape plan
pyro: degreaser + shotgun + powerjack
demo: stock + stock/quickie + stock
heavy: natasha + sandvich + eviction notice
engineer: stock/widowmaker + stock + gunslinger
medic: crossbow + i have no idea + ubersaw
sniper: sniper rifle + smg/jarate + kukri/bushwacka
spy: ambassador + stock + dead ringer

pretty boring in retrospect

>>166399494
>>166399586
Might just be that they don't know you can disable auto-rescope in tf2
So same reason as they do it in cs, so you don't get stuck in the scope view again after your shot

>>166404965
Blizzard also doesn't really have anything to do with TF2, either.

>>166405129
>Degreaser
>Natascha
>No rescue ranger
>Gunslinger over Jag or stock
>Not knowing that stock/kritz are the best mediguns
>Using Amby + DR

>>166405129
>medic: i have no idea
Use vacc if you want to have fun

>>166405429
>>Natascha
whenever i get matched into payload in valve comp i go heavy and hug the cart and the natasha is pretty good at doing that
i don't play heavy outside of that

>>No rescue ranger
>>Gunslinger over Jag or stock
i hate playing engie that way

>>Not knowing that stock/kritz are the best mediguns
i forgot to edit that from the post i ctr-c'd
i usually use medigu

>>Using Amby + DR
i don't try being sneaky as spy i just headshot them down instead and press my escape key if i need too

>>166403365
>get back into TF2
>want to try out new weapons
>trade with a 1:1 weapon swapper for 3 weapons
>other user doesn't have steam mobile authenticator
>have to wait 15 days for them
T-thanks Valve for protecting the items we traded, which were collectively worth over 1 cent

>>166405926
>>166405129
don't listen to this madman, while the vacc is fun, you need to get good at r-toggling before you can use it effectively
train in dota with the power treads. If I can finish my programming class in one piece, I'm gonna write a little html game for vacc toggling

>>166405951
I can't even log in because I had my authenticator set up over Bluestacks and the revocation code they gave me doesn't fucking work. I just want to play video games.

>>166406219
t. can't into scripts
honestly it's not that bad manually, but yea they do help

>>166406257
F to pay respects. Why not just merge your damn phone already? and don't give me the bullshit excuse that you neither have one or can't afford one. Pay as you go phones are perfect for this because they're cheap as fuck ,and you don't even need the service beyond the phone number. That's what I used to get my csgo smurfs into prime matchmaking

>>166406473
>scripting
now why would I do that, Anon? I don't need a skill-generator to make me better while using the vacc. I already have the gamesense and reaction time to be good without a robot holding my hand
In case you don't get it, I'm saying you're bad at the game

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>>166396734
>using stock weapons
>ever
Unless you're counting festives, botkillers, stranges, ect, then I have a problem

>>166406846
Oh I don't use them anymore, 's just that I can see why new players might have trouble with it otherwise

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please and thank you

>>166407570
Monkey Island 2

>>166407570
oh no i missed

>>166407570
I've got you in my sights!

>>166407570
kike killer

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>>166407986
nice
description now

>>166408220
You're next, George Soros.

>>166406846
>Owning a phone
lmao

>>166408220
my fucking gun

>>166408220
fuck deca

>>166399494
The reload animation is distracting

>>166408220
kurt cobain's yolocaust

>>166408220
courtesy of your friendly neighborhood comic artist, Ben "holocauster" Garrison

>>166408220
Heil das vierte Reich!

>>166408220
kurt cobain's pogrom

>>166408220
hitler did nothing wrong, and neither did i

>>166408220
haha oh no i missed again

>>166408457
>waiting 15 days to jew a a squeaker out of forty keys
lmao

>>166408220
boom right on the nose

>>166408220
if ur reading this you're are dead

>>166408220
They took my shekels, I'll take their life.

>>166408220
four, uh, yeeeh, what is it good for

>>166408220
should've converted to islam, the religion of peace

>>166409871
>>166408220
Reroll

>>166408220
can we get a fucking four in here for fuck sakes jesus fucking christ

>>166409498
>Caring about trading

>>166410091
>now wanting the shiniest hats in the server
s.mh t.bh f.am

>>166410178
>Caring about shiny hats
You're much more far gone than I suspected, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help you recover from this stage of faggotry.

>>166408220
HI, MY NAME'S MUN-DEE AND THIS IS JACKASS

>>166410005
>>166408220
Reroll

>>166410235
t. poor and irish

>>166408220
>>166409440

>>166408317
Reroll

>>166408220
geeeeeet dunked on!

>>166408220
Bear Grylls ultimate survival: Holocaust special

>>166408220
gige giller :-DDD

>>166408220
four

>>166408220
desde que tu te fuiste tus amigas me dieron follow

>>166410842
Does Human Civilization actually need the Black Race?

>>166408220
You're.................gay

>>166408220
How Goddamn hard is it to roll a 4, jeez

>>166409871
>>166408220
Reroll

>>166408220
FOUR GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>166408220
another weapon from the experts at tf2g

>>166408220
People with Jeb bush stickers on they're car are even worse than people with Bernie sanders stickers on their car

>>166408220
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love how there's always this one roll nobody in the thread can get and we slowly lose our collective shit.

>>166408220
I am a man of banan qwieouv wt

>>166408220
the holocaust didn't happen but it should have

>>166408220
kurt cobainsteinberg

>>166409871
>>166408220
Reroll

N O T F O U R

>>166411512
reroljkllç
>>166408220

>>166408220
moot, i'm coming for you

>>166408220
A gift from Moonman

>>166409871
>>166408220
Reroll plz be it this time for God's sakes

>>166408220
reddit.com/r/nosleep

>>166408220
im gay

>>166408220
el peruANO

>>166409871
>>166408220
Reeeeeeeeeeer

i just wanted a description for my gun why does it have to be like this

>>166411974
>4

>>166411974
YOU FUCK

>>166411974
THE CHOSEN POST HAS ARRIVED

>>166411974
Simply epic.

>>166408220
My longest name roll thread ever

>>166408220
jaj

>>166408220
i have no mouse and i must shoot

>>166409871
>>166408220
Rero
>>166411974
Why are you like this? Why do you do the things you do?

What's the best team lineup for Caliginous Caper, and which upgrades?

I hate going Engineer on that map because I end up with a retarded Soldier that maxes all his resistances and gets barely any damage so my free ammo goes to waste, and when I go Soldier I end up with a retarded Engineer that doesn't get boosted Dispenser range or places his sentry down on the ground for the Demoknights to smash.

>>166408220
ayer me follé una lesbiana gorda y no me arrepiento de nada

>>166409871
>>166408220
Re

>>166408220
bune

>>166408220
'wave goodbye to your nose, kike'

>>166412254
Can't you see we're busy?
>>166409871
>>166408220

>>166411974
>>166412254
>>166412464
ree or whatever
just go with that third one

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>>166412464
FINALLY NOW WE CAN GET BACK TO THE REAL IMPORTANT STUFF

>>166361094
Fucking up this bad.
Atleast post the best version
https://youtu.be/z9-QaIvjtBw

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>>166413616
Mucus milk will neber jus do tefftwo by itself agin eber.
Fug

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>>166413616
Mucus boy is ackshully base ball boy

>>166413074
The lip sync kinda sucked but the Pyro delivering Mulan's line was great.

>>166412254
>RR+Wrangler+Jag Engineer

>Kritz+Ubersaw Medic

>Soda Popper + Mad Milk + Fan O' War Scout (switch to Sandman part-ways through)
Maxed out Soda Popper can shred tanks.

>Air strike+Buff Banner Soldier

>Heatmaker + Jarate + Bushwacka Sniper
Max Bushwacka swing speed before the tank sections and use it with the buff banner for 500+dps.

>Bootlegger + Sticky Launcher + Eyelander Demo
Get 4s crits on kill with the Eyelander and use it for perma-crit stickies.

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Hey guys no one pays attention to me anymore, can i come back now?

>>166415350
>tfw you payed zero attention to TF2 celebs in the entire time you've played the game
Dunno who that guy is but I do miss Jerma and STAR_ playing together.

>>166415506
dude you're not going to believe it

>>166415506
>STAR_ playing
heh

Fact: there is no bigger feat of skill than to nail a dropdown rocketjump on the first try

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Does cl_interp_updaterate affect my fps?

I've just been messing around with cl_interp for the past 4 years.

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Since you can festivize stock weapons, does that mean Festive Australium weapons now exist?

>>166416892
Doesn't work since austrailum already counts as it's own skin.

>>166416892
this; simply this

>>166416081
i dont think so
it affects when your inputs reach the server or something
how often it updates your interpolation which is something to do with sending messages to the game saying "i shoot" or "i poot" and the game come back saying "u shoot" or "u poot" as well as what the shootee does like "he run" or "he jump" or "he curve around the bullet and kill you from 35 metres away with a melee random crit"

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>>166415350
go back to Overwatch

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does anybody know how to watch demos by downloading from na.serveme.tf?

need help :(

So uhh, did we ever get that new comic?

>>166406941
> implying stock isn't a solid (and sometimes even BiS) choice

>>166420557
1 week ago

>>166420608
I...actually don't know how to feel about this. I was expecting disappointment as per usual whenever that question gets asked.

>>166420685
probably because it was worth the wait

>>166420685
Go read it anon
'S good stuff

Heavy on the Point
Scout on the Doint
Medic on the Boint
Soldier on the Goint

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So, how come the BLU engi is part of the RED team now? Where's the BLU soldier? Where's the rest of BLU team?

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>>166420685
youre gonna love it

>>166420973
Read Ring of Fired again

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>>166421020
>>166420897
I expect nothing and I am actually pleasantly surprised instead of just depressed again.

hello i cant think for myself
http://www.strawpoll.me/12183446

http://www.strawpoll.me/12183450

>>166421314
>No eveHUD option
>Falling for the refresh rate meme

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>>166421314

>>166421467
yeah dude, totally, refresh rate is a meme XD
cars dont go faster at 120 than at 60 right ? speed is a meme too

>>166421253
I love Misha's expression in that panel. IT's too perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I5Q3UXkGd0&t=11s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buSaywCF6E8

Here, have some science

>>166422702
why dont you take this science and stick it up your yeah
talk about the fucking game before somebody GET it (you)

eyes dont have resolution silly willy, i dont need to be a genious to realize that
60hz = 16.66ms between frames
120hz = 8.33ms between frames
144hz = 6.94ms between frames

>>166421061
I just leafed through it again, I see nothin'.

>>166422264
So many great analogies and you just had to act like a retard

>>166422971
Then you're retarded. Half the mercenaries were killed and then they merged the two teams into one.

magic max is blind, illiterate and stupid

>>166423138
WHERE DOES IT SAY THIS?

>>166423187
It's implied, dumpass.

>>166423258
i dont think it is
and ive got a photographic memory

>>166423309
I was about to give you a serious repliew and then I realized who I was trying to talk to.

>>166423258
FUCKING. WHERE.

>>166423385
im about to give you a serious repliew right up the jacksie if you dont present some evidence soon

>>166423503
>mercs from both teams unite in MVM
>comics are post-mvm

>>166423138
I'm pretty sure the blue team just doesn't exist in the comics, it wouldn't make sense, anyway

There can't be two heavies with the same backstory, yada yada

The engineer as you see him in the comics is just part of the red team like everyone else, he just happens to be wearing something other than his workin' clothes

>>166423681
maybe they just bought new outfits

>>166423764
>>166423503
>>166423413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug&feature=youtu.be&hd=1

>>166423681
>inexplicably the RED engi disappeared even though the entire Mecha-Engineer update used art of him

>>166423784
i don't think so

>>166423854
https://youtu.be/fbOBcHGwWDg

>>166423764
My personal in-universe theory is that no one cares about who the dead guys were, so they just filled in the team blanks with copies of the surviving mercenaries.

>>166423957
Comes after the one I posted, yes.

>>166424037
>Comes after the one I posted, yes
And all the characters in it are red.
Mixed-team mann vs machine was retconned, everyone knows this.

>>166424131
They just changed their outfits because red stands out against gray much better than blue, you know how dumb the mercs are.

>>166423764
But what about Loose Canon? That was all about the BLU engineer and his family, and also set up the precedent for the BLU engineer to be working on the Administrator's life support.

>we will never get another mvm tour

feels bad

they can be so fun

>>166424196
>>166424203
All characters in the lore are actually red, even if they've been shown in other clothes, like the engineer.

Blu team exists in-universe exclusively as target practice. Look at the comics and videos, blu characters get swatted like flies on a whim, but as far as I know a single red character has yet to get killed (permanently)

>>166424393
>you will never play MvM for the first time again and everyone is still testing stuff out

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>want to play Scout
>five engineers on the other team

>>166423854
its funny how soldier is holding the grenade at 1:38

like is he going to perform Kamikaze, kek

Alright rather than replying to individual posts:

Show me ONE (1) piece of lore where a red character gets killed by a blu character. (current blu character, not tfc)

Look at pieces like meet the medic- there's like 40 soldiers on the blu team.

Red team always has the 9 actual characters, blu team can have whatever number of whatever classes they want, because they aren't real like the red team is.

How many pieces are there which depict the blu team as an actual team? The original mann vs machine, and smissmas story. That's all as far as I know.

Even shadow boxers (mecha update) already dropped the mixed team concept

Blu team is a farce and you damn well know it.

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The Red team are the only real characters. The Blu team are the same people because they are avatars, representing other mercs.

Team Fortress 2 is a documentary video game. What you play are recreations of the Gravel Wars. Every match of TF2 played is canon.

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>>166426003
yeah!!!

>>166426003
meet the spy

>>166427208
>the entire blue team dies
>there's one red character and he survives
Fits my description perfectly, blu team is fodder.

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Did the botkiller models get fucked up during the c_model update or something?
My scattergun band-thing looks like it only has like 1/3 this many polygons even though I have the game on max

why is upward such a shit map? specifically the last

>>166429530
that botkiller looks fine to me

>>166429830
Upward is tf2's equivalent of Dust II

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>>166429846
That was a random pic from google showing how it's supposed to look

What has valve done to this poor game

>>166429830
but that's wrong

>>166430004
just shut the fuck up

>>166420583
What I meant are the stock weapons, as in only the weapons that are permanently in your backpack
The skinned, strange, festive, ect are acceptable

>>166430030
Um no?

>>166429956
dragged it kicking and screeching into the future
the future happens to have a very steep cliff
Valve wasn't aware of this

im getting 150 this next casual match, and i feel drained

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>>166429530
Here's a better comparison shot