Episode 1: A Daring Gambit
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>Watch this everyday
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ez
i have never had a gf
>>166287772
mine just left me :(
cs heals the hurt
>tfw no gf (male)
Why do Danes always choke?
>>166287772
I have a gf (male) right now!
has the NA crowd been an embarrassment yet?
>Smix
hggggggggg
I am having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on my North bet
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
tfw bf calls me mommy
>>166287772
same
reminder that twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves
>>166287772
I have only fucked prostitutes
It's time for our boys(olof,krimz) to win this ez 16-0
>>166287772
I'll be your gf (male).
>>166287858
no crowd in groups
>>166287772
Stop fapping aquire qt3.14 gf
worked for me
Don't have the picture of Varg frowning on this computer
>>166287772
>tfw my more autistic friend lives with his qt gf
talk about being more social
>>166287919
really activates my almonds
aren't there any shitpost friendly teams or is this thread gonna be ded for the whole night
I hope ScreaM and RPK toggles on hard.
LMAO WHAT WAS THAT SHOX LMAO
>>166288074
well im curious af to see whether fnatic are still shite
>Krimz: They have 2 players, we have all 5
What a sick burn.
>shox
disco doplan has a long face
>>166287919
half of /magog/ is literally rebbit so this is pretty much accurate
>>166288074
We should get some solid WiffZz memes going soon in this thread
>>166288108
Stopped following csgo a while ago, are they finally shit?
is disco retarded?
>>166288017
Doesn't it just have the shitty coins now?
>>166288152
you know what they say about people with long faces
>>166288107
The chest thing?
>>166288152
rut roe shaggy
>>166288195
You mean the french destroyer?
>>166287772
>mfw had a gf for half a year, got handjobs and blowjobs but never fucked her
not sure what to feel
>>166288201
I don't.
>>166288013
ah thats a shame
>>166288201
They're mouthbreathers?
Anyone got any underrated/under appreciated csgo-related twitters worth following?
@tolkienfanatic_ is pretty good imo
>>166288256
that means you're still a virgin
which means you'll fit right in welcome friend
>>166288256
is that why she left you?
I honestly can't understand no sex relationships
what do you do when you go to bed, just say good night and try to fall asleep?
>cash
ok my dick is ready for the REAL start of the tournament
Holy shit krimzs head
>>166288256
i don't understand how that works out
did she refuse to actually fuck or what?
>>166288201
micrococks
>>166288402
>>166288339
>>166288350
I'm not interested in sex before marriage, it's a sin
Please destroy these French assholes
When are our guys DDK and black DDK or HenryG and Sadokist going to cast?
>>166288429
stop pretending to be me, please
>>166288429
i agree
>>166288450
>our guys
> HenryG and Sadokist
fuck off homosexual
these two faggots are in same tier as semmler
>>166288429
prepare for (You)'s
>>166288483
Fuck off, cummler.
CLAIMED SATANIA FOR MYSELF!
>>166288350
I think that was a part of it but not the main reason. I'm still not really sure, we were a pretty good match.
>>166288402
She wasn't really against it,I was just a little bitch and not really in a hurry.
>>166288209
yeah
>>166288316
follow his friend stich too
>>166288429
Salaam aleikum my brother
What the fuck fnatic.
>>166288429
>shoves cock in his future wife mouth
>"sex is a sin tho, won't do it"
just fuck off
>fnatic
What the fuck....
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME
FUCKING DISBAND YOUR SHIT TEAM
rero
>People doubting shox
>>166288528
but like when she was giving these hand/blow jobs you never tried to undress her or anything like wtf
>G2 and fnatic throwing against each other
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXIE
WHAT A MEME GAME
>OLOF
why did shoxies aim move so robotically
>>166288598
I cum too fast everytime desu
O L O F
>People doubting olof
>he bet on Fagnatic without Jdubs and Flusher
>>166288635
because shox is a cheater
holy shit semmler just wants to suck french cock someone help him
>buying awp on eco
wow
Whats the best case to buy right now?
>Shoxie threw away his ump
>Tilt bought an awp
>>166288748
breakout
>>166288506
why isn't lurpis casting this instead of semmler?
now this is a MEME game i was looking forward to
By the way, if your twitch stream lags, just make a new group chat in the chat menu, it should at least lessen the lag.
>>166288757
>and they still win :^))))))))))
>>166288809
he is on twitch.
tv/spunj
>>166288652
imagine being a swede and looking like this
wtf is this game, are they both trying to lose?
>>166288815
or just use live streamer
>>166288757
(((threw away)))
hilarious that the dumb pickup bug has affected the major
>up 3-1 and on a gun round
>lol rush b-main
>>166288874
yeah, but that way you might not get drops
>the state of shox
why is the ump so good reddit?
fnatic hit some nutty ass shots like back in the old days but they just can't convert them to won rounds like they should
>>166288846
I'd watch this but the audio levels are completely fucked
>>166288957
>open twitch lowest quality and mute it
>open livestreamer highest quality
>Denmark
>gets BTFO by our boys Gambit
>gets BTFOOOOO by Hungary in their favorite sport
lmao if I were danish I would just honestly kms
any suspicious clips yet?
>>166288990
its cheap
This is gonna be a sick match, isn't it?
>>166289001
>not wanting to be a danish because the enemy team is better at shooting virtual guns
WHO /bind "l" "say nice game! YOU RECEIVED A SOUVENIR CASE - ATLANTA 2017"/ here?
>>166288957
put on twitch stream on mobile quality then
>>166289028
fuck I miss the comfy as fuck fragbite lans
wheres nip?
>>166288990
>it's the smg with best stats
>it's the cheapest
This stream looks less than 720p, wtf man. The studio shots look fine, in-game is often crappy
>it's honestly unbelievable that yanko lives in like, a legit third world country, and i live in london, like central london, and I can't get quality internet
>fuck yourself tomi
lurppis on his internet connection, ynk's response
>smithzzz doing work
reddit btfod
>>166288990
armor pen
>>166288805
Why so?
Scream was a mistake
reminder that french, the language as a whole, is reddit
>>166289169
our lad droppin dem bantz
>the state of shox
what car you guys main in rl lads?
>>166289187
because i have lots of them and need the price to rise so i can get rich narutard
>>166289169
London looks like a third world city these days, mudskins everywhere
>>166289187
Major cases are the best
>>166289264
some koenigsegg shit.
>>166289267
aw fuck you got me
>irrelevant, horribly produced dota tournament
>shitpost galore all day
>csgo major
>one guy talks to himself about his virginity
>>166289264
opel corsa 1.2 kill myself edition
i haven't really played the game much or followed the pro scene for ~6 months or so
when did the pros finally realize UMP is OP? is this a very new thing or has it been the meta for a couple of months atleast already?
>>166289390
UMP has always been the best smg wtf?
>>166289372
>>166289384
I meant rocket league lads
>>166289390
try a couple years
>>166289454
lol what are you some kind of nerd?
>>166289375
why are you surprised that an autistic ass fantasy game has bigger representation in /vg/ than a pseudo-realistic military fps?
there is also the fact that hltv is the rabid shitposting portal for CS so this /vg/ general lacks purpose for that
>>166289264
rr ghost
>>166289264
2016 mazda3 sedan
FeelsGoodMan
>>166289372
Am i retarded?
>>166289390
UMP has always been the best SMG.
Maybe you are retarded.
>the caster money i use on prostitutes, drugs
ynk on his finances
>>166289169
lurppis is literally a retard who tried to use 3g phone internet for his home set up. he's an idiot.
>>166289390
sk started force buying 5 umps every round during their hotstreak
>>166289524
Souvenir cases you mong
>>166287858
THICC
>>166289524
yes
>>166289454
>drives car in video game
>when you can do it in real life
kys nerd
>>166289454
is itfun?
im thinking of picking it up
>>166289264
Volvo V60
>>166289503
*tip*
>>166289524
pretty much
>>166289461
>>166289528
>>166289390
are you guys intentionally misunderstanding me or what
i know the UMP is good and has always been. it has been UNDERUTILIZED in the pro scene until fairly recently it seems
>>166289554
ok thanks for an actual answer
>>166288074
gay posting ruined this general
rip
>>166287870
>risking big bet against cis underdog team
hoboy
>gelraisers next
im ready
>>166288506
delet this
is disco doplan retarded?
>>166289578
>shoots guns and spends hundreds of dollars on worthless skins in video game
>when you can do it in real life
kys my ass
>>166289648
>betting is kill
>anime homos spam the threads
Bad times
>>166289169
top kek
>>166289603
i want to see the guy piss drunk i'd probably destroy my sides forever
>>166288163
you called it on that 11th round
>>166289390
For a long time. Flusha used it a lot.
>>166287870
Dignitas was one of the most inconsistent teams in the last 3 months and you do something that stupid when they play a stable team with former goats like Gambit
REALLY MAKES ME THINK
>>166289586
hell yeah it is
>still no drops
this major sucks
>>166289615
>>166289574
>>166289565
Thanks
SG553 fags
If the weapon is so superior, why don't ANY pros use it?
>>166289621
We are saying that pros have been using it for years. If a normie like you knows it's good why wouldn't a pro?
Are you fucked mate?
>>166289815
>anime
yeah pretty much confirms it
>>166289169
slavs have the internet mastarrace
>not using the molotov
SHITZ
H
I
T
Z
>>166289827
I'm no SG fag but it's too expensive to use
>>166289829
they haven't been using it as much as they should've
especially on CT side pros have been buying the utter fucking trash gun known as famas way too much when they could've bought an UMP and gotten full grenades on top with same money
>>166289169
delet this
>>166289548
delet this
Say it with me
ANOTHER
ROUND
RUINED
BY
OP
PISTOLS
>>166289871
this match is a fucking meme
im getting depressed
>>166289827
>SG553
ew
>>166289898
but but muh only 300 dollaridoos more
this game is a fucking mess
>>166289827
higher price, slower movement speed and it's shit
>>166289656
>>166289773
>falling for the ancient meme
>>166289968
His punishment was marrying worst girl
>>166289991
Over 9 rounds that builds up to a whole AK
>Eco'd by shitty OP pistols
some things never change with CSGO
>>166290021
>>166289986
>>166289898
Thanks lads, but you're not the "SG553 is so much better than the AK" crowd I want answers from
>>166289827
what shitters in this thread don't understand is that the best main weapon in the game is the cheapest rifle than can deliver 1-tap headshot against head armor.
That's the AK.
>>166290096
are there are novas here?
holy fuck these teams are terrible
what the hell am I watching
>>166290096
that's because those people don't exist
shox seems tilted as fuck
also seems like everyone is playing without cheats
>>166290170
two teams that are disbanding on next monday
rpk looks like a gypsy moneylender
>>166290125
Yes, the other day I had 4 different retards tell me the AK sucks and the SG is where it's at
(not shitposters)
stop buying skins
>>166290198
>major without cheats
>NiP not there to dominate these newschool faggot cheaters
SAD
who /krimz/ here
is he dare I say it back?
>>166290198
shox is low key cheating
>>166290270
>NiP
>dominating anything
Ummm
>>166290292
FUNgineer is back
>>166290198
>shox
>not cheating
pick one and only one
>>166290328
They won 3 lans last year where no one was cheating senpai
>>166290304
Everyone besides a few people (NBK, f0rest etc) are low key cheating
>>166290304
>low key
the pre-mature awp shot on garage was pretty sus
Disco Doplan really needs to step it up.
>>166290235
:heh:
I wonder how many of the 400k views are from people not even really watching but who just want a drop. Either people with multiple steam accounts or people who don't even care about the match and have it open in a tab in the background.
>>166290562
more than half
>>166290562
13 people
>Disco doplan aimlock kill through smoke
uhh gotards?
Disco VAC
Wait
wasn't it the qualifiers that used non x-ray replays? Why did they stop? That is so much better
this "tweet a pic of how you're watching the major" is the worst fucking idea
>>166290304
>low key cheating
what does this mean? they push a key extra low and the cheat activates?
Too bad G2 won both RNG rounds otherwise Fnatic would have won.
>>166290772
It's for normies
>>166290562
Twitch has an incredibly sophisticated algorithm written by the Bogdanoff twins which can tell if you are just idling for drops and adjusts the viewer count accordingly. No-one knows how they do it, they are radiant magical creatures with 200+ IQ's.
>>166290818
Yeah, drags the aim towards the target. difficult to spot if held for just a second. Especially difficult with unscoped awps/scouts because theres no crosshair to indicate a lock
>>166290845
>tfw I'll just leave my pc on tonight with twitch running
>>166290818
pseudo-aimlock
easy way to find out where your enemies are
>>166290818
low key cheating is just using a low fov aimbot which pretty much everyone does
full cheating is using an aim key to gain info and otherwise being a lot more blatant ( see subroza, fallen, stewie2k, old flusha etc )
>>166290908
Lol he was being a sarcastic fuck
Already seen an aim lock by scream this game
RpK pushes like a fucking retard with low hp and it works
smfh
>>166290962
you've probabably seen over 40 just didn't realize it.
>>166290845
Who's your favourite Bog?
Igor or Grichka?
>>166290992
>being so jealous of a great play that you call someone a retard
baka senpai
>>166291042
Can't wait for csgo demo reviews sifting through these games
>>166290818
lol
low-key is a term popularized by drugdealers which refers to laying low when you think the feds are on to you
Made my sticker bet on godsent
I dun good? I figured flusha would use his 'lifting mouse' technique. Seems to work better than other players 'aiming'
>>166291082
I can't wait for Dan M to trigger redditors
>>166290818
Low-Key is colloquial term meaning - to be discreet
>>166291136
kinda depends on the odds my man
>>166290845
>>166291061
I wonder if these guys unironically think they look good.
>>166291136
no you did bad
Na'Vi taking it
>>166291136
No you done stupid, godsent is breaking up after this tourney so they have no incentive to play super hard for their "brothers"
>acquire le best swedish awper
>dont let him awp
beautiful
>>166290818
microhax
Moldavian prostitues have a good ROI according to yanko
>>166291192
otoh they don't have that high pressure to perform so they might just play YOLO and it could work
kinda like how adreN had his best tournament performance when he had been kicked from the team and he knew he was there just to sub in
>>166291161
Boiz they're on the gear boiz
On the fucking gear
>fnatic getting dumpstered by no name whos
lmfao
stop hacking?
>>166291302
But they're too scared to cheat on LAN
Reddit2k is my favourite player he would never cheat
downboated
RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>166291161
Dan M is a lowkey genius for making a video about Stewie2K. Redditors can't help themselves when he talks about their golden child and they give him views and ad revenue
>disco
>doplan
>>166291394
stewie is hands down the most obvious NA cheater
>>166290845
>>166291061
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk&t=15s [Embed] [Embed]
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
Bog 4 life
>>166290304
shox is using microhacks?
>fnatic
Twist what the fuck
whos gonna smack the table hardest?
i bet on krimz
Any good games so fat?
>>166291097
No you fool
It was popularised by early DVD bootleggers who would use cracked keys for region locked DVD's.
They called it low-key because they kept a tight lid on the cracked international encryption keys so they could monopolise the black market and keep whites in power from the Jews
>>166291275
Definitely true, I think it's a very 50/50 game
>>166291381
I use flusha as a litmus test, if you think all his clips are clean and can be explained away, no point talking to a brick wall.
Pretty sure everyone saw flusha get away with the gear so now everyone is juicing because no punishment was handed out over outstanding visual evidence with multiple smoking gun clips
>>166291452
shox is using macrohax but he's being watched carefully so he's careful about using them
>>166291452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTrD5OIgCn4
>>166291435
>he didnt know about subroza
>>166291435
nah that's RUSH
>>166290908
>>166290956
>>166290960
>>166291097
>>166291165
baited exactly for these responses
thanks for the (yous)!
>>166291348
>thinking fnatic is ever more than shit without piggu and flusha
laffin @ u
>>166291530
now this is microhacking
>>166291531
So blatant ko1n made a video on him, literally aim bots on stream
>>166291573
You're welcome lad
>>166291179
>>166291192
Sheeeit
I don't care the stickers were fuck all
reminder that rpk is short for rape king
>>166291615
subroza is such a stupid shitter
you can literally see him aimbotting against bots
>turn up on lan
>0 frags
>>166291531
subrozas not even cheating, he's just ragehacking he isn't even trying to hide it
>>166291596
wtf lmfaof they dont have the pig or flu sha anymore?
this dog has a 100% success rate in predicting results so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdKEkebpR94&t=0m28s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s
watching this right now lads
>>166291836
thanks based coposter
For how much should I sell my cache drop?
>>166291782
>yfw he bet against our guys (SK)
>>166291836
now THIS is EXACTLY the kind of content i'd like to see here!
Shox is so fucking blatant jesus christ
>>166291836
that's really cute, thanks
>>166291891
At whatever price the buyer is willing to purchase it for
>tearing at your hair when you lose 100% rounds
I know that feel
>>166291893
Brazilian fucks are not our guys
>>166291782
This dog knows where it's at hot damn
>It could have been an even bigger win for G2
Yeah, except G2 won both pistol rounds and 3 eco rounds.
>>166291965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1r6BmNJX6Y
>d2g is full of thirdies
>is garbage
>cs:go is 99% white
>is actually good
hmmm
lmbo wtf is this studio gotards?
>7th major i've watched
>still can't get a souvenir drop
>>166292113
we both have the same problems in our games - third worlders.
>>166291062
is rpk legit cigany?
>>166292243
you have way less tho and a white thread culture
>>166292248
>Cédric Guipouy
he's french
>>166292172
>tfw I got a drop from the first major I ever watched
Got a souvenier AK dignitoss vs epsilon, sadly only FT, if it was FN it'd be the rarest AK skine in the game
Is coldzera standing on a box?
:thinking:
>>166292286
so yes
Post some cs:go pro scene memes pls I need them
fox is a handsome man without his hat
That's a soild 7 head
>>166245476
>>166245476
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
>>166292172
>finally get a souvenir drop
>it's a train souvenir
>>166292435
don't say you weren't warned you retard
>>166291893
>favelas
>ever our guys
stop baiting
gib souvenir case
>>166292435
>fnatic 3-0
how could you seriously think that with a team that's disbanding and didnt practice?
Did they make players have to use sealed peripherals yet?
>>166292343
he is stand on your mom CARALHO HIJO DE PUTA
>>166292435
>Fnatic undefeated 3-0
Christ almighty m8 have you been in a coma for the past year?
>>166292435
>posting asian grill
>a retard
no surprise here
>>166292343
fer literally looking like a third world grease ball
Hope you didn't forget to bet on HR for free skines
>>166292343
nothing like City of God t b h, what kid of brazilian are these dudes
>>166292505
They are all skilled individually and destroyed G2 last week. It's because they lost both pistols and/or didn't win their anti-eco rounds. THEY SHOULD HAVE WON.
>>166292514
No they "test" the gear though as if they have a chance of going up against some genius coder making hundreds of thousands of dollars from his cheats
I wouldn't be surprised if it like one guy supplying most of the scene
Game about to get real, no monkey business.
>>166291782
>a dog is a better analyst than thorin
>FNX
>letter in alphabet after N is O
>FNX's stand-in is FOX
COULD MOZART BE STILL ALIVE?
>>166292640
Even if they beat G2 they wouldn't be one of the two 3-0 teams
>>166292640
>It's because they lost both pistols and/or didn't win their anti-eco rounds. THEY SHOULD HAVE WON.
waah waah I'm a retard
>tfw we have to listen to anders and semmler for 3 matches in a row
where the FUCK are DDK and black DDK? I can't take this shit
My fear is FOX
>>166292709
I'm sorry to hear that you are retarded, anon. I wish you the best of luck with your life.
>>166292659
why is a boy pretending to be a nun?
Fox look like the kinda puta to car jack you and you hop out of the car with no fuss and he pops you with his pistol anyway
>First round
>Favelas already losing
is anyone actually surprised?
>Taco
more like Vaco
Fucking hell, TACO's hair looks like shit.
that hairline from taco
top kek
JUST
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>the state of that guys hair
GO BRASIL
>>166287772
>do mdma with a friend
>end up making out with her
>think naturally it's just the mdma
>wait a few days and ask her if it was real or just the mdma
>she says it was real
>try get stuck in
>ask her out yesterday
>get told that she doesn't feel anything for me and that she's sorry for sending the wrong signals and just wants to be "mates"
>really don't want to think about her now
gee fucking wiz i want to die; how was i meant to figure out that she wasn't interested if she fucking said it wasn't just the mdma and it was real
atleast eleague keeps the mind off it for now desu
>>166292893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXWFqxKU2qA
Suck my brown dick, bois.
fox vs DeadFox
damn...
>dont toggle in 1st round
>lose
>toggle in 2nd
>win
really activates my almonds
Who we rooting for to win the major
Navi?
ay blyat it burns cyka nahui
Is any of you going to the elimination stage?
I'll pay you $500 to throw a banana at SK when they're on stage, not even joking.
TACOs a cheating cunt fucking filthy huehues
>>166293086
kek
Everytime
>>166292974
normalfaggot
>>166293059
I'm rootin for NBK Kenny is ok as well
Why does the stream look like shit?
>>166293059
>>166288748
trick question
all cases are god awful to buy and you should instead buy cologne 2014 challenger capsules and try unbox a dignitas holo, all holos are profit, all normal stickers except cloud9 ain't profit though and the foil sticker means you lose only 20 cents
>>166293059
>Navi after kicking Zeus
Gambit, of course.
>all these cheating accusations
Silvers always think prefire and gamesense is cheating. kek
>>166292974
>doing M with girls
retard
Was fox really the best SK could get?
>>166293059
Yea s1mple
FUCKN bitch
>SK play really smart and tactical CS
>jump peek and hold w+m1 with smgs
>jump awps/scouts
>smart
Its so obvious they cheat lmao
>>166293224
Look at this Nova thinking he knows how the game works and calling others Silver
>>166293251
i have done mdma with her before like a lot of times, we never like done anything at all with each other though but that time though she was on top of me rubbing my face and beard and hair and shit
like she never had interest in me so i thought doing mdma with her again would be no different but the last time was completely different like
>>166293116
>>166293224
>third worlders taking the bait
Does SK share the cheats with Fox
>>166293349
>jump awps/scouts
We all know how that goes, right?
HellPlebs
>>166293407
18+
>>166293407
Well take it as a lesson, never ever think girls will act consistently
>>166293407
She as horny from the drug dum fuk
Shouldn't have banged her
>>166293473
>mfw doing stupid shit for a chance to get a drawing on a map
>>166293262
Well, he is experienced and they speak the same language.
It is possible to get the box reward drop just viewing with twitch? How do I know if i received it?
>>166293559
Just CS:GO things
Why does Taco look like shit
BotRaisers
>>166292920
>>166292924
>>166292960
post pic i missed it
>>166293589
connect your steam and twitch accounts
theres 400k smurfs doing that so you wont get anything though
>>166293589
Ganibattlebear?
>fallen isn't wallhacking i love this meme
>"the M4 doesn't headshot at _that range_"
what did anders mean with this
>>166293059
sla'vi
maybe fnatic but they're washed up
Am I the only one watching because I enjoy the game?
It seems most people are here just for cases
>>166293059
GODSENT because flusha & jw is the best love story in all CS
>>166293774
>i enjoy the game
R O F L M B M B O
>>166293774
yes
everyone else knows comp csgo is just having the best cheats
>>166293673
I'm one of the smurfs
>>166293774
I used to enjoy the game but it sickens me now because most of the scene is likely on the gear
So you see a clutch and think, was that legit? Or did he toggle
>>166293549
that's legit why i asked her if it was srs or not and she said it was srs and not just the drugs so i thought that it was aight to try my chances or whatever.
>>166293532
i can find more consistency in my csgo stats than i can with chicks lmao
>that awp fail
TOP FUCKING KEK!
>450k viewers
cases are a powerful thing
>>166293774
>playing CSGO
>Everyone is suspected of cheating
And this is why no one takes FPS e-sports seriously while everyone takes LoL and DotA seriously
If sk win the major again I think I'm done with following pro CS. I was willing to give the scene the benefit of the doubt but what's the point when you've got third world monkeys blatantly cheating and never getting caught
>>166293935
>asked her
Found the mistake
>>166293935
Trying to save face for being a disgusting bitch who will fuck anyone in sight when she's horny
" no it want the Molly lolll I just really like you anon"
Yea fucking right xD
>>166293935
lmao shouldve just gone in for the kill instead of being a pussy and asking her out when you obviously are past that stage
>He thought North would get through
>he thought Fnatic would get through
>he thought G2 would get through
>he though Hellraisers would get through
Top jej
>>166294019
that comes at the cost that there is no mechanical skill to mobas either which is why there are no cheats
>>166294019
Yea LoL has a better kind of cheater, match fixing Koreans :^)
>brazilian cs
coldzera doesn't know basic cs
>>166294019
>while everyone takes LoL and DotA seriously
>>166294131
>there are no cheats in mobas
Please stay in csgog
>>166294026
Proofs?
Just don't get confused and end up posting Flusha's aimbot.
>>166294019
Is a joke
>monkeys
>knowing how to play cs
it's clear that they are cheating
>3rd best team in the world
>forgets to plant
nice game gotards
How does SK come from getting 0-16'd, shitting the bed, gettign one roster change and just become so dominant? Just makes no sense. Its like they became #1 in a day when they were #1
>coldzera (1)
Anyone think someone will get a VaC ban this tournament?
LOL
>>166294225
i don't play them don't really care for any games that use top down perspective
i guess there could be map hacks but i thought all that info is on the server side only?
>brazilians in charge of looking at the clock
>>166294019
>takes LoL and DotA seriously
>>166293774
>literally enjoying diarrhea
>>166294315
There are map hacks SC2 is infamous for map hackers despite saying that "map is server side"
Most cheat sites for mobas provide scripts, and they ban anyone who asks for things like map hacks
>>166294019
>everyone takes LoL (...) seriously
LOL
t. lolg
>>166294310
they realized other lans dont matter so they just sandbag until the major comes
>>166294019
Why don't they just make them use new mice and keyboards?
It's so simple.
>inb4 "muh settings"
how hard can some settings be to replicate?
>>166294310
not really they already had occasional upsets against top teams even back when they were KeyD
counter strike: global offensive is honestly a fucking joke of a game
you realize that a good portion of these people are cheating their balls off, right?
>>166294019
>LoL
>DoTA
>serious games
>>166294468
What if you're using some old mouse that's discontinued?
>>166294468
Some players have mice which literally can't be bought in stores anymore/ever
>>166294029
>>166294043
>>166294085
i'm retarded and autistic; simple as. i legitimately have no clue what i'm doing
>>166294535
>video games
>serious
quake, sc:bw and maybe sc2 are the only games i can take seriously. the rest is hyped-up shit for 12 year olds
>>166294517
I'm just here for the souvenir cases
>>166294563
Stop masturbating, your instincts will take over, and your instincts are fine tuned for getting women
>>166294468
even if there are pros cheating on LANs who says the cheat is stored in their hardware? there are other ways.
other problem is that the quality control of a lot of mice is pretty shit. like i've had 3 different DeathAdders and each one's buttons felt slightly different
so even if it's the same model it doesn't necessarily feel the same in use as the mouse you had in home
>esport is just who can microhack the hardest
>>166294536
>>166294553
make them switch, they're going to have to do it eventually anyway.
>>166293774
Yes but I'm only following big tournaments at this point. Pretty much stopped playing it though.
>>166294662
>sports is who can get better designer PEDs
>>166294635
>I can take sc2 seriously
m8 you're the 12 year old here
>dota has the better esport
>cs:go has the better general
>>166291176
They used to look great. How they look now is what happens when you've had too much plastic surgery when you're young and grew old.
>>166294654
Hiding the cheat software inside your hardware is the easiest way to inject IMO
Otherwise it's better to use a crowd member and a vibrating pad to signal information, so a physical cheat
Taco balding?
>>166294753
still a lot more respectable than csgo and lol
also i missed out fighting games
anyway csgo is the worst this fake hype just fucking kills it
>>166294654
That's what you get for buying Razer.
Nearly 5hours until Godsent play and I'm struggling to keep my eyes open. Tempted to go to sleep but I don't wanna miss out on the shitposting when Godsent win.
>>166294787
how's dota a better esport you can't even make a highlight reel out of it because nothing actually impressive ever happens
people still jerk over "The Play" although it's just IG playing bad instead of NaVi doing anything particularly cool
>>166294787
/csgog/ is literally dead though
>biggest tournament of the year
>less than 10 posts a minute
>>166294517
The Brazilians are, at the very least. Yes the scene is a joke.
>fox on fox action
stop it immediately
>>166294870
>sc2
>more respectable than anything
m8
>>166294940
OwO
>a literal dead fox is better than a live fox
wow nice game gotards
>>166294803
>Hiding the cheat software inside your hardware is the easiest way to inject IMO
BadUSB is actually very hard to implement in action
People just keep saying "lol just hide the cheat in your mouse's memory" but it ain't that easy
It's actually very complicated to pull-off or to make a duped firmware for your device that has the cheat built-in
>>166294651
grand, i'll give it a try
>>166294882
Hows cs a better esport you can't even make a highlight reel out of it because nothing actually impressive ever happens
people still jerk over random plays although its just players toggling instead of players actually doing anything particularly cool
In chance to get drops it's better to watch on twitch or in the cs go shitty spec mode?
nice flash lmao
>>166291439
You forgot
>pioneered the "give the awp to the low hp player" strat
I love how when SK plays, /csgog/ turns to a straight up crying thread.
>>166294872
it's not just razer though
for example i know that i got lucky with my logitech g303 because it's a very common problem for them to have sensor rattle so basically when you make fast swipes you feel the sensor moving slightly inside the mouse which is probably quite annoying. mine doesn't have that problem
Hey man what's your name?
>Epitacio de Melo
>>166289503
wait where is this hltv shitposting
>>166295000
And all It takes is one amazing coder to do it and make hundreds of thousands of dollars
>>166294882
its different and can get really exciting and also there are things as picks, item build, warding, map control and many things that make it interesting if youre autistic enough
csgo is more dudebro game with kids
Why does cummler always talk so much and ignore stuff that is happening in game?
>>166295000
>it ain't easy
no shit m8, doesn't mean pros aren't doing it
>>166295028
i left my computer running the twitch stream overnight and got 2 cases
>>166295086
>logitech g303 because it's a very common problem for them to have sensor rattle
Doesn't matter when traveling in space
>>166294787
csgo is better general in a random day, during esports its just "(team i dont like) is cheating!"
if you're oblivious about the concept of cheats then csgo is the better esport though, so I think most normies like it more
>>166295082
you and me both
>tfw in a few days i'll be drunk shitposting IRL at the major amongst a crowd of 15 year old redditors
>>166295103
that wasn't my fucking pic hiroshimoot, what the fuck are you up to
>>166295196
do this >>166293070
>>166292640
>wow how could they lose when they lost rounds they should've won
really firing up my synapses here
>>166295086
other people use g303?
I thought I was the only one that fell for the logitech meme.
>>166295309
why would I do that when SK are my guys?
>>166295024
that didnt work at all and you know it
fact is that the "big plays" in dota are more about the strategical aspect and you can't really appreciate them solely for what you see on the screen
oppositely even if you know very little about CS you can appreciate and see the skill in amazing awp flicks or some sick one deags
feats of mechanical skill are easier to appreciate, simply put. if you look at mainstream sports like football the masses don't give a shit about the strategic depth of a game. they want to see sick goals that display great control of the ball, as in the real life equivalent of mechanical skill
>>166295115
i know, i have almost 4000 hours in dota.
>that make it interesting if youre autistic enough
yeah thats exactly the thing. dota can be interesting an esport but it's not as explosive and as inherently entertaining as CS which makes it a worse esport.
d2g is a NEET and thirdie containment center compared to csgog
>>166295373
nu-logitech*
>>166295373
Logicuck here.
I use G403.
When SK come to Dreamhack Vegas, should I attend and save CS by removing the BR menace...
>only the third match
>740k viewers
and you retards are saying this is a dead game
>>166295113
the point is that it's such a hassle it's more likely that if there are people cheating the cheat is injected in some other way
>>166295394
It's also the fact that unless you know what all 10 characters do you might as well watch a fireworks display because you have literally no idea who is winning or what anything is doing
This is why rts like SC2 and fighting games are better spectator sports because you can just know nothing and watch the health bars and get the jist of what is happening
>>166295373
logitech is literally better than zowie and razer after their new line got pushed
G403 > EC2-A > DA
>>166295572
wow its like its day off work/school
>>166295636
Zowie quality control also went to shit after BenQ bought them.
I bought three of their mice and they all had defects.
>>166295373
g303 is fucking godly though, i haven't fallen for a meme
i also have the g pro but funnily enough i actually like the shape of g303 better when it's in my hand although g pro LOOKS like it has the better shape. g303 is much easier to lift which is important to me since i play with a very low sens so i have to lift my mouse a lot to reset it at the center of the pad
>>166295585
>implying you don't come to an event with multiple ways of injecting
I get what you're saying but th gear method is the most consistent way because you will always have access to your gear and it will be directly plugged into the pc you're playing on
But that doesn't mean you could have the steam workshop map route ready as well, or something as simple as a USB with the cheat on it as a final failsafe
>>166295636
hmm.. G403 Prodigy is amazing but EC2-A is still on a whole different level
>>166295572
>implying
yeah, all those farmbots sure do helps us m8
>>166295572
and how many of those are real viewers
>>166295572
I have like 10 accounts running that shit for cases negro, you new?
>>166295636
>they will never re-make g9
*screams autisticly*
>>166295572
Yeah those viewers sure are all real, that's why we get 4 posts per minute here lmao
>>166295516
HERE I CUM
COOLERMASTER STORM DEVASTATOR II FUCKING BLUE COMBO MASTER RACE FAG
>>166295636
Ec2-A is probably the best mouse I've had. Zowie mouses are top tier imo
>>166295853
This place is 50x more active than usual though
>>166295827
unless you're running on 10 different pcs, you still count as a 1 viewer
>>166295170
How do you received it? Right in the steam inventory?
You win 2, give me 1 :^)
>>166295862
did you ask your mommy to buy it because it sounded cool kiddo?
>>166295926
I tested all of their mice at Columbus and took home a ZA-13 (baby hands). I love the thing, had to buy another one when the first one caught on fire.
I'm not gonna make it, lads. Can someone please make 1 shitpost on my behalf when Godsent wins a round/does a nice play? I would appreciate it.
Is it just me or does the match end eleague music sound exactly like Halo 3 odst's theme?
>>166296029
>had to buy another one when the first one caught on fire
>>166296115
sure lad
>>166295765
>>166295926
dont think i can go back to huano clicks after using the G403. things make my fingers sore after too many hours cause of the hard shell
>>166296015
Yes, I did it and I enjoy every moment of it
Motherfucker I bet on HR to get to 10 rounds.
I am having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on my Hellraisers bet
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
>overslept
>want to check what I missed
>go on the matches section on hltv
>it's all to be played matches
>can't find the results up to now
I can't navigate this shit. ;_;
>>166296007
sold em
>>166296171
its america
everything is "fuck yeah rock dude"
>>166296284
gambit > north
g2 > fnatic
sk > hr
there
>>166296258
>250$
You should have bet 500$ I have no respect for you tbqh
>>166296284
It's on the front page, retard.
>>166295636
Currently using a G403, but I'd buy the EC1-A if Zowie refreshed it with a new sensor and Omron switches. Oh, and if they fixed the terrible side buttons too.
>>166296284
>>166296316
>America is Rock
>EU is techno
Why can't anyone play real music like Metal
>>166296284
Its ok anon, we still love you.
>>166296402
shame that benq is retarded and will never update the sensors on their mice
>>166296179
I left a lighter next to it. Went to take a shit, came back upstairs and found the mousepad on fire. The left click was melted together
>>166296258
rip but you're still stupid
Why can't anyone play real music like chalga
>>166296613
>that dilapidated mousepad
>>166296316
No dude it sounds exactly the same
https://youtu.be/-WWjwsCCOFM?t=282
>>166296613
the lighter just caught fire? wtf senpai
>>166296492
>>166296415
>>166296361
>>166296356
SO how did Gambit and G2 win their games, and are dirty BRs cheating as usual?
What monitors are they using?
>>166296613
Wash your mousepad you filthy animal
Also what the fuck did your lighter spontaneously combust or where you holding it for ages lighting your crack pipe/cooking your heroin?
>We have better raw talent
>>166296803
the enemies killed them before they killed the enemies
yeah, monkeys are still cheating their banana's off
>>166295110
in hltv
>>166296803
G2 toggled on Eco rounds and killed FNC on a full but with their usp
Pasha looks like he's on adderall, snax like he's on a diet, taz like he just saw tits for the first time, and byali like he hates his life.
>"Virtus pro might be known as the NA killers, but now they're on our home turf"
>Virtus pro might be good against North Americans, but now they are playing against North Americans
I don't think I can stand watching coldzera toggle the whole tournament. Frankly I don't care if everyone else has to cheat to knock them out, just please fucking do it before the finals so I can at least watch that without feeling irrationally angry.
>>166295926
has zowie fixed their mice click latency
tarik is good at taking bomb sites
>>166296819
>>166296734
y-you guys wash your mousepad?
>>166297002
looks like VP is just like usual
Wow, Thorin finally fixed his autism haircut and facial hair. He looks like a decent human being now.
>>166297028
>VP beat Optic at ESL NY
>literally tariks backyard in Brooklyn
For what purpose they use in-ear headphones instead of... Y'know.. Normal HEAD-phones? You get it?
>>166296803
shox had his normal toggles while rpk had favela's ultratoggle
>>166297076
DAS RACIST
>Tarik has Turkish flag instead of American flag
Wow, I find that disrespectful, if he likes Turkey so much why doesn't he move there
Fuck this god damn stream looks like shit. 720p my arse, accounting for the shit bitrate it look more like 480. No excuses, 1080p30 should be the absolute minimum for the premier CSGO event in the circuit, in the fucking year of our lord 2017.
>>166296793
>>166296819
I really don't know how it did. I lit something a minute earlier for maybe 3 seconds. I put it down and walked away. It just spontaneously combusted.
>>166295604
yup
everyone understands whats happening in CS after like 5 minutes of watching it and people understand the concept of two teams trying to kill each other with guns familiar from real life and action movies
the concept of planting a bomb and then trying to defuse it is also super easy to explain compared to what you are supposed to do in MOBA's
>>166297143
>tfw that's what they said at the panel and i lost my shit
>>166297094
of course, its not like anything can break within it
>cobble again
time to sell my dlores suvies before they go down in value
>>166297135
They get game sound from the in-ears and the headphones are noise-cancelling
>>166297002
Byali cheater
I bet a lot of these people are on PED but not sure what would be the most useful for competition
I feel like beta blockers to stop the crowd from getting to you and the adrenaline from cheating in front of hundreds of thousands of people fucking you up
Any anons know much about peds? I know alcohol is also one that could be used for counter strike as well as classic amphetamines
Modafinil if you ave major jet lag
>turek has his literal roach flag on his shirt
I have no idea how anyone can respect Optic. Liquid still seems like the realest American team, even with an European player in it.
>>166296479
can't remember the last time i heard actual techno in esports context
or do you just call all electronic music techno like my grandpa
>>166297002
>byali like he hates his life.
i guess his method of cheating isn't working here, would explain the frowny of cheating
>>166297168
broken lighter, the gas was still coming out slowly and the fire wasn't completely off
BOMB SITES
>>166297094
Yea and the amount of dirt and shit that comes out of it is surprising
I watched our boy Zeus tutorial on YouTube he showed me how
I hope faggotass shittycunt bitchnigga Nuke never gets played this major. Whichever team leaves Nuke open will be known as the reddit team.
>>166297262
I know. But why not just use a normal headphone set? Too much noise in there?
This guy looks like he can strangle people with ease.
>>166297413
>I watched our boy Zeus tutorial on YouTube he showed me how
Same, Zeus is based.
>csgog alive for a week
god bless
I want someone to make a shoutout to /csgog/
>>166297430
And I hope you're wrong.
>>166297094
yeah i just put it in the washing machine with a light program on 30 C temp
doesn't damage the fabric at all and cleans it very well
>>166297440
Because they have to wear noise cancelling head phones so they can't hear the casters
Which is why many players have been caught with their headphone off their ear so they don't need to use ESP they just listen to the casters
>>166297357
Haha what the heck I'm at work so I thought people were joking. Optic can lose for all I care now. But mostly because I feel like VP is the only hope for defeating sk
>>166297525
He looks like he's severely autistic.
>>166297603
the most likely pro to come here regularly is STYKO from HR
DDK looks like an ayy lmao
>>166297694
That's not thorin though
I wouldn't mind that russian female caster sitting on my face desu.
>he betted against VP
thanks for skines
vp choking already thanks for skines poorlaks
VIRTUS POOP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
IT'S OVER
NA WINS BOYS
>>166297775
Thorin doesn't look like he's severely autistic, he hides his powerlevel.
where are my fucking souvinier drops
A FUCKING LEAF
>naf already toggled
fucking silver scum
>>166297876
>betted
Filthy europoor spotted
It's simply bet
>Virtus Poo
hey i was in the other general that got archived
and now this one is already at like a thousand posts
wtf you spergs ;_;
>>166297951
>he hides his powerlevel
>make vlog about his autism
>>166297869
why do you want? sounds uncomfortable to have someone sitting on your face
WE ARE SO ALIVE MY LADS
SO ALIVE
get it fucking together VP
>>166298026
In public you braindead retard, he doesn't act autistic to the best of his ability.
>>166297567
link
>>166297996
>he falled for the meme
>fasforward 20 years in the future
>virtus pro still participating in csgo matches
>pasha has chronic alzheimer's, writes on monitor what team he is on to not forget T or CT
>snax can't walk anymore, he goes everywhere in a scooter
>taz keeps talking and laughing like an idiot saying something about trolling (no one understands him completely)
>neo can't see without his 1cm thick glasses
>byali needs someone to watch him so he won't beat up the kids with his cane when they throw him funny glances
>there's also anders casting and occasionally having ARE YOU KIDDING ME strokes
>>166298108
VP won't lose a single gun round
>pooland
LET'S GO VP
LIGHT THE CANDLE
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Why does Virtus Poop still bother? Aren't they all like 40 years old?
>>166297996
baited for this exact response
>>166298159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXfLdYH42w
Optic literally the yung version of VP
with awper
>>166298163
>mfw snax on a razer gaming scooter
snax cheating hmm
I don't wanna be one of those gays, but Snax was pretty cute when he smiled there.
>>166298370
delete your lies and
stanislaw is getting raped by snax
>>166298370
>>166298370
poo in the loo
>VIRTUS POOP
is she our girl?
why the fuck does optic have a us flag and not an international?
2 Canadians 1 Spaniard 1 Turk 1 American
>>166298538
She is ugly nigger.
>>166298538
What a beautiful angel
>>166298570
What does the international flag look like?
VP won't lose another gun round
>>166298724
>>166290235
>>166290406
he's not that good, standing in for nip made everyone overestimate him.
>>166298902
he was 30 bombing every game he played in epsilon. top tier 2 player.
OK VP won't lose any remaining gun rounds now
Pasha is the most overrated pro in CS history. He's fucking trash.
who are the cheaters in this particular match?
i just want to make sure what i'm seeing is real skill
>NAF
naf is so blatantly cheating he's bout to become a favela
>>166299127
and yet memebiceps makes the most money
>>166299210
Byali blatant as fuck
Rush and mixwell high suss
>>166299210
She is literally allergic to life.
>When your body wants your mind dead.
>rush got exposed for cheating, so he passed it onto naf
>>166297996
redditor spotted
THE FIX IS IN
>>166290845
can i get a quick rundown on this algorithm?
I feel like I'm more accurate at predicting series than Thorin but obviously my memory is biased. I should start keeping record of it just to see how well I do.
>>166291302
BOYZ
What the fuck, VP?
seems like RUSH has moved from aim keying for information to using a low fov aimbot
RUSH WITH THE FIESTA !!!
>>166299327
jk he's still cheating
>>166299327
nah
holy FUCK VP how do you fuck that up
>>166297876
RUSH pls let me suck your dick
>>166298129
You seem to know a lot about autism.
rush'd
>>166299498
Cobble T side as usual.
>rush just starts spinning
hahahaha this is so pathetic csgobabs
why is ddk and james anti hyping optic clutches? NAFs pitol and this Rush clutch
Just because they picked VP? fucking hell im European as well but fucking hype that play
>>166299469
OPTIC IS ON THE GEAR BOYZ
>>166298538
but nici
Optic players no name cheaters. Just like SK
>byali
>optic runs a dry 5 man B push against 4 pistols + 1 awp
?
exkuuuuz me???
>>166299553
Yes, I have to communicate with people like you on a daily basis in here.
>>166299389
It is beyond the understanding of us mere mortals. That is between the Bog's and God himself.
>>166299610
clutches from cheaters don't count
hard to get hyped
>>166299616
>girl on the opposite team in MM
yessssss.jpg ez game inc
VP ON THAT RAGETRIGGER
>>166299616
>nosleeptv banged her
>>166299675
No name cheaters rely too much on their cheats to get good at the game itself.
>>166299821
sauce?
Game looks really nice 1080p
Shame I play on a meme resolution
how often will the drops drop
>>166299402
same
>>166299794
>girl on my team
>she carries us
i wasn't prepared for this lover at first kill type of feelings
>>166299876
>4:3 memers still believing in placebos in this thread
>NAF at 18
noice
>>166299945
>gn trash still this mad
>>166299872
http://www.hltv.org/forum/659825-nosleeptv-fiasco
>>166299945
>tfw play 4:3 because its what my monitor allows
>always get shit on when i post screenshots
if you play on anything but 1024x768, I feel sorry for you
>>166299876
Get a decent monitor, you won't need to use the lmao4:3 meems
Everything seems proportional with a 27 inch screen. Even against head glitching you don't feel like you're at a disdvantage
>>166299936
>girl on my team
>carries me
>at the end of the game switches to his male voice saying "good game cuties"
>>166300185
why would i want blurry pixels
>naf
>keith markovic
jebiga nisu mu mogli dat neko normalno ime
>>166300206
4:3 black bars feels really good to me, and lol on playing on a 27 inch screen
>>166300185
>he buys hardware that can clearly run CS at 300+ frames at full native, and uses 1024 because "muh pros"
LMAO
>>166300219
LOL
>>166300185
looks like dogs balls
I don't want to look at pixelated images
MEME BICEPS
>>166299596
VP won't lose any t round
>>166299936
>gets carried by girl
Go home, noob.
BACK OFF ILL TAKE YOU ON
>>166300279
>>166300387
>>166300392
PASHAAAAAAA <3<3<3<3<3
>>166300432
Apologize.
Wait
Is Pasha a jew? Dat nose
>>166300495
hey thanks i was looking for this pic for this response >>166298281 but couldnt find it lol
>>166300363
2560x1440 my man
If you're used to playing on 4:3 then you don't even need to look at the extra fov. The size of the screen means you can just look in the middle and use your peripheral vision if you spot movement. It's not much of a jump from 4:3 if the screen is large, since the characters are still large, but in proportion.
>>166300659
tfw cant find the >betted version
Why won't VP just retire already?
They're like 50 years old.
>>166300623
Ol' uncle Adolf took care of the Jews in Poland
Anyone who doesn't play 768 4:3 is a redditor, and that's final.
>>166300747
Disgusting
>>166300826
>wanting to get flashed outside your view
Reminder that /csgog/ is a dudebro Chad general.
>>166300874
>lying to make yourself feel better
>>166300605
VP will win a number of arbitrary rounds until they win the game
>>166300829
>165hz
It'll do till they pull out the 200+hz monitors.
>>166300826
>>166300342
>keith
crawlllinnngggggg
>>166301012
You could have a 300hz monitor you're always gonna be a total silver scrub
>le save the weapons continent
>9-11
>neo using our AK skine
VP wins this.
>>166300874
>having a reaction time over 200ms
I'll admit I'm a scrub though. I can't prefire, I out-react people.
>>166301160
america is a country not a continent you retarded europoor
>>166301347
>someone will fall for this
>>166301421
shh
>>166301315
cartel? no?
>>166301347
>>166301095
At I'll be able to admire the stupidity of silvers with high definition and a superiority complex
People falling for the stroke meme literally every thread
I missed majorbabbies
>>166301487
hello reddo
>>166300826
7his 2bh f4m
>>166301509
>playing FPS for the graphics
Loving every laugh
>my alt got a souvenir
>mirage, worth $2
fuck
>>166301487
black laminate is /ourskin/
pasha looks like he's ready to shoot up some people
>>166301514
sad really
>he doubted our guys VP
remove yourself
>>166301517
hi what's up, how long since you were trying to fit in?
>>166301560
>playing cs_ maps
wow a shitter uses 4:3
unexpected
>>166301315
>>166301517
>le "looks exactly the same as a regular AK" skinne
>our skin
Nice try, red
Snax and byali are supposed to be cheating, but rush is the only one in this game that's blatant.
>>166301560
>wrong handed
xd
>>166301573
Why would I play with high graphics if I wanted high fps
>>166301560
>anime avi
>playing office casual
it speaks for itself
>stanislaw
>all dat miss
EXPOSED
>they actually thought europe would lose
>>166301684
>he's saying what's up
>in 2017
wow dude that's rad!
>>166301737
they could pass cheats around so no one player looks blatant
byali had some obvious aimlocks a while ago, don't know about snax
Virtus Plow engaged
>>166301684
>>166301714
Whatever reddos, you will be gone after the major is over anyways. Have your fun in the meantime.
Strokin'?
i make my game look like shit on purpose because it makes me play better it's totally not because my shitty toaster can't handle better graphics at playable fps
What teams did you pick for 3-0 and 0-3?
I'm not very confident in my picks
3-0: Astralis
0-3: Mouz
>>166301801
hey are you an anime do you have any anime cheats thanks dude
>>166301956
3-0 Na Vi
0-3 Hellraisers -- so far so good with this one
i get mad because people are better than me and defend myself by bragging about my epic gaymen pc that gets me 900 fps
>>166301893
umm no it's because 4:3 is objectively the best aspect ratio
dumb redditor
>>166302027
>3-0 Na'Vi
S1mple is good, but I'm not sure he can single handedly defeat a t1 team
fact: only redditors play certain maps exclusively
^fact
>this general has fallen so low everyone calls one another reddit
>>166301956
3-0 GODSENT
0-3 Hellraisers
here's hoping flusha does his thing and hellraisers continue to suck
I got a cobblestone case should I open, save or sell it?
>>166301956
3-0 Astralis, maybe NaVi
0-3 Flipsid3 or HR
>>166302051
>objectively
I'm not sure you know what that word means rebbit
>>166302112
redditors are scum I hear they fuck each others arseholes too
>>166302134
hi reddo!
>>166302158
i always open them
you never know
>>166302112
no i only play d2
>>166302027
>>166302147
I was considering HR, but was scared for SK with fox and if cold would get his cheats thru :~)
>>166302094
I think they're ready man. I agree Astralis may be a better bet, or SK (I didn't buy an SK sticker though)
>>166302158
Sell it
>>166302134
Rede plas gep
poland toilet hax
>>166302112
fact: only redditors play shitty boring maps like nuke
^fact
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sounds"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>timing
>gut-feeling
l m a o
YEAH SNAX GET EM
>>166302241
>hi
>!
hello reddo
>>166302232
keep playing on native and asking for peoples ranks unironically redditard
>>166302134
reddo pls go and stay go
>>166302315
tru
fuck nuke
you can just tell OpDick team didnt shut the fuck up in that 2v1 because otherwise theyd hear the scope behind them
Fun fact only I here am non-reddit even though I've been on reddit longer than all of you
>using sounds
:^)
>>166302318
>>166302329
Snax is clean as a whistle you heathens
>>166302134
found the redditman lmao
>>166302158
sell it or if you are a gambling addict open it
don't save
>>166302347
>asking peoples ranks
why would I do this?
why is stanislaw staring into the wall at mid?????
SNAX EATS OPTIC!
why are all casters so fucking awful? hyping eco frags and making this round seem competitive when it wasnt even close
>>166302412
snax cheated in 2011
Remember to not use our unique csgog memes while major reddos are here, so they don't steal them.
>>166302392
I only use reddit to score illicit materials
Am I a redditor?
Donald trump sponsors csgo team when?
>>166302512
>redditor doesn't know ddk and black ddk are the best csgo casters in history, second to only joe miller
major reddos are really getting on my nerves
>>166302596
>I use reddit
>am I a redditor
>>166302538
>not crashing the meme economy
mixwell singlehandedly lost OG this game
>>166302518
>cheating in a different game
not incredibly concerning
>>166302669
>literal matchmaking bot calling me a redditor
lol
talk when you' ve played above cevo open dumpsterfire
>>166302662
nah he'd sponsor some shitty NA team
>>166302662
dude le tump looooool XDD maga build a wall LMAO!!
kys /pol/ newfag
>>166302723
>taking steroids in a different sport
not incredibly concerning
Mixwell? More like Wiffswell LMAO
>tagging with an awp
kek
KEK
>>166301339
How can you react to something that is literally outside your FOV?
>>166302816
Glad we can agree friend
>NA CS
>>166302854
You git gud, bronze elite master scrub
>>166301608
>nip are the best
Who remember this meme lmao
They can use hack as simple as that?
>>166293673
Get it :^)
>>166310329
Nice screencap, retard.