/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Lips?

How am I supposed to dodge Dva's ultimate? It seems like every time I play defense Dva can just launch it across the map and kill 3+ people.

>>165801748

Have a rein and/or lucio that isn't shit

OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND

>>165788608
Anon, the input lag is higher on the new monitor.

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>>165801748
You wouldn't have this issue if you actually stayed near the payload

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>>165801729
Wet lips.

>>165801748
nerf this

>>165801748
Literally stand behind a light pole.

>>165801729
600?

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someone please post that pic of mercy laughing at battleborn's steam player counts

i dont even care about battleborn i just want that face of mercy laughing

please :'( i give you funny webm for payment

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>>165801617
>mercy is swiss

>「swiss」
>「swiss」[bankers]
> [bankers]
> (((jewish))) [bankers]


you mercyfags have yet again fallen for the international jewish trickery

someone post the image the cat-mercy being threatened with a knife

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Pharah is mine.

>>165801959
first you have to post that webm where widow flies up in the sky and her butt reaches the camera

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Thoughts?

>>165801959
>playing comp on Nepal
>get pushed off the edge by Lucio
>as I'm falling, I hook their ult'ing Zenyatta

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Post yfw your Hanzo ults and doesn't get a single kill

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McCreeeeeee
Still not a single legendary after 15+ boxes...

>>165802083
ITS A ZONING ULT YOU C.UCK

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>>165801959

>>165802028
your hand looks disgusting, are you a ghoul?

>>165802028
>my hand on her neck

How did you get this off of my phone?

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>>165802157
>Overwatch is now haunting every single Randy Pitchford game

>>165802157
thank yoouuuuu

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>>165802058
>Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

>>165802058
Chu's waifu is a slut

>>165802108
I feel like Mccree, Tracer, Soldier 76, Lucio, D.Va, Mei, Genji and Bastion need new, cooler skins.

It's been a while and none of the new ones look cool or fit them.

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>>165801959
Have the animation.

>>165802157
haha, im a big fat jerk meanie poopoo face and you cant stop me playing bordermemes 2

seriously though what kind of adult unironically uses the term "jerk"

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>>165802083

>>165802398
cant make a profile pic of a gif m8

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>>165802012

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Did anyone save the webm of Hanzo's arrows having large as fuck hitboxes?
Also first for spicy goddess

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>>165802502

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>>165802597

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>>165802972
Is this what they call "flirting"?

>>165802502
I think this is my favorite Overwatch edit ever

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>>165802108
>no reaper,mccree,symmetra,rein, or zen legendery after 370+ lootboxes

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>finally start playing competitive this season
>now QPs feel dull, even with friends
>nothing compares to the rush of clinching a close comp game

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>emily and amelie are having an affair behind lena's back

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What stream do you guys watch?

I want to learn more from a pro player's point of view, but I can't stand those that talk too much and try to be "funny"
Or any educational type commentary, like Purge for those familiar with dota?

>>165803379
>lena and amelie are having an affair behind emily's back too

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>>165803380
none of them are like purge, sorry

>>165803380

>Seagull (doesn't seem to stream as much, at least not when I'm browsing twitch)
>shadder
>harbleu

bout it, mostly every other stream is cancer

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>>165803380
>no 10 hour patch notes strim for overwatch

>overbabs will never feel the sheer comfy levels of a calm purge strim

>>165803359
you'll think this until you get leavers and throwers on your team

>>165803578

Yeah I just had a thrower last game. It pissed me off, but I only lost 16 points

>>165803380
IDDQD
he roleplays when he gets hurt ingame he hurts irl

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>>165803675
>tyrodin roleplaying as rein

it was mildly amusing at first, but then it quickly turned grating

>>165803675
Why is /owg/ shilling IDDQD's stream?

>>165803858
he pays me

>>165803497
>>165803542
Yeah it's a shame, I keep looking but can't find anyone with quality OW content like Purge.

>>165803502
I thought Seagull was a genji memeer, I'll check them all out.

>>165803380
I enjoy Bazza and the crew from time to time.

>>165803780
oh yeah, that gets old fast if he's just commentating. but if he's just fucking around with zylbrad or bazza, it's bretty gud desu

>>165803380
Sinatraa has the best stream.

>>165803858
I get a blowjob for every 10th mention

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>>165802083
>mfw he shoots it at the spot I stealth sprinted away from five seconds ago and I'm now behind him

>>165803380
I like Poke but he gets easily triggered and is better when he is not playing Overwatch

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>playing comp
>shit level due to griefing and new players during Christmas
>playing today
>Sombra on my team keeps attacking on the front lines and taking Rein head on
>"Hey Sombra can you go in from behind"
>still attacking from the front
>Soldier not taking out Pharah
>D.Va killing one to no one
>getting four gold as healer (i know it doesn't matter but still)

I've learned my lesson in solo queuing

>>165803380
I don't watch much, but Spree and Miso is ok from what little I've seen. I think the spree is the most analytical and doesn't try to be funny because his first language is French.

>>165803380
I watch a lot of surefour because i enjoy his humor.

Why is Lucio's pickrate so high?
Only because of the speed boost?

>>165804841
The guy who used aimbot in some tournament?

>>165804865
Speed boost, brainless AoE healing that you don't actually have to think about and can do other things.

>defense
>I'm (soldier) the only one who can shoot at things past 10 meters
>have to spend the entire match looking up for enemy Pharah
I hate people

>>165804947
But his healing is shit, you're better off finding a medpack on your own.

>>165803380
flame
ruwin
rapha
dahang

>>165804886
Did he? I don't follow tournaments. Harbleu is pretty fun too. And probably the reason i went from a trash zarya to pretty good.

>>165803380
ster is best

>>165805019
>I play soldier
>I have to do things that other heroes can't easily do, specially on the 3 tank meta
>complain about it

Are you this dumb?

>>165803380
>Seagull because he's godly and a nice guy
>Dibz because he's probably the friendliest streamer and mains Tracer
>Ster because he's bitter and just rambles stream of consciousness shit the entire time (and mains Ana)

>>165805126
We had a fucking Tracer on the team

>>165805259
maybe you should ask her to shoot pharah instead

>>165805259
>tracer
>shooting down a pharah

Yeah, you are this dumb.

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my boi kevin went from this

>>165805019
It's pretty much impossible if enemy pharah is getting pocketed and isn't dumb enough to get close to you.

>>165805296
I should've asked her to switch to McReee but I'm not autistic enough

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>>165805351
to this

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>>165805351
to this

>>165803380

Watch the pro tournaments on Sundays

>>165805351
>fag awkward early twenties gamer
>>165805508
>someone's father

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>>165803635
I just had a thrower last game too.
>20K fucking healing, 30 eliminations, 14 sound barriers, gold objective time, 8.5K damage, god knows how many assists, bomped an ulting soldier that had managed to flank us, saving the whole team
>Still lost because it was 5v6 the whole match because some guy got way too fucking upset that someone mentioned attack Torb might not be the best idea
>Lost 44SR
11th loss in the past 4 days, out of 11 games played. All for similar reasons, only one game was because we got legitimately outplayed. I'm fucking livid, and I'm down over 400SR.

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kek

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>>165805967
>c-come on guys, at least jerk off to our characters
>please

What a mess.

>>165805967
This can't be real.

>>165806260
Desperation knows no bounds. Last year they had a line in their game that said feminism was awesome, this year they are shilling pornography of their game in Trumps America.

Spineless flipfloppers.

>>165806489
I thought it was a link for some marketing ad or something, but it's actually real.

What the fuck, can't they just quietly disappear and save everyone from the embarrassment?

>>165806260
https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/821140723135352832

>>165805967
>Battleborn
can someone explain this meme

>>165806767
>release a moba FPS like a week before Overwatch comes out
>completely overshadowed by overwatch

That's it, basically.

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>>165805967
>topic leddit thread is Overwatch is better

>>165806767
The entire game is a meme and was a massive flop.

It was overpriced at launch so it got overshadowed by Overwatch. It's too late to dive into the f2p market too because Paladins took away all the poor people.

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hmmmm

Something is missing from this thread.

It needs more to be more blue.

>>165806767
Another failed singleplayer game made by Gearbox.

the mercy/pharah brawl is so bad

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>>165803456
>>165803379
>Amélie liking a time slag and her partner
Why is WidowxTracer even a thing?

How the fuck is timthetatman gm with a 47% winrate? Fuckin dva main i swear lmao.

>>165807090
>Why is WidowxTracer even a thing?
because they're literally the only two female characters to talk to each other in any short

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>>165807090
Because tumblr can't look at a rivalry between 2 people without thinking it's gay.

But blue is loyal only to talon.

[spoilers] and gérard [spoilers]

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>>165806959

>>165807156
Gets carried by Lassiz and then falls back down when they're not grouping

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>>165807297
Just ctrl+s m8

>>165804865
BEcause it takes no skill to play to make a high impact.

Just literally skate around and not die, and you're getting gold heals.

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>>165806959
>Blueberry qt
There is a serious lack of blue. Brown need not apply.

>>165805508

I played 3k hours of dota and quit, but damn do I miss the community bullshit.

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>23 minute koth match

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When you boop Roadhog off the bridge, but Zarya has other plans

>>165806957
>>165806856
>>165806998
Right, basically only heard the name before
The co-op story mode seems cool though, wish Overwatch had something similar like Junkenstein brawl but full-length

should I bother trying to move up if I'm just barely on gold?

>>165808218
you can probably get to plat before you really plateau

>seagull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW--LH13vQ8

Fuck why is this autist representative of the most popular player of the game

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>>165808218
I went from gold to diamond in s2 and now im in masters

>>165808083
They've been using the arcade to collect data, so I wouldn't be surprised if they did exactly that.

Hell, they might even make some kind of raid mode against korean omnic octopus or something.

>>165808365
cuz he's funnier than most of s

>>165807807
>blood pressure so high your head starts throbbing

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>>165808365
Jesus Christ. I guarantee I know what was going through his head.

>don't forget to shake his hand, shake his hand, dad keeps saying make eye contact and shake hands so you don't look like a sperg, come on shake his hand
>goes to shake hand
>his soul when

I know this feeling because I used to get chewed out all the time for not shaking hands and making eye contact so when I met my gf's uncle and reached out to shake his hand I didn't realize what I was doing and tried to shake his crippled, twisted up backwards boneitis arm hand.

I wanted to die.

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>DEFEND
>0 - 1
>ATTACK
>Symmetra again
>other guy is Junkrat
>someone on voice immediately complaining
>he has to go healer AGAIN
>tank offers them to switch roles
>he would rather go DPS "especially since there's a Symmetra and Junkrat"
>"we don't have pushing power"
>"we don't have survivability"
>"the enemy will probably have a Symmetra too which will make this 7v5"
>VICTORY
I think we had four minutes left on the clock. The enemy team DID have a Symmetra. For the first point. I destroyed her turrets at the choke immediately and never saw her.

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>>165808835
Honestly, if I were seagull, I would've an hero'd on live television after that.

>>165808365
Oh well, it could've been worse.
I really feel for him though.

>>165808365
I mean, he's mechanically the best in NA.

Are your abilities disabled when hack is in the process of being cast on you, or only afterwards?

Just tried to escape one with grapple hook but it wouldn't come out now matter how much I mashed the button.

I'm having a lot of trouble with Lucio's wallriding, I've watched all the tutorials that YouTube has to offer but still no progress. I feel like Lucio falls too quickly before I can do anything, and the corner climb just doesn't work at all. And pillars always just throw me off. What am I doing wrong?

>>165809035
Good stuff

>>165809283
Only once it's complete. You should be able to interrupt it.

I should know, fucking pisses me off when i'm trying to hack someone.

>>165809283
I've has this problem before as well, I was Sombra (ironically) and being hacked, I tried to Translocate and it just wouldn't work (during the hack). I think Blizzard still have a couple bugs to work out with her, the latest problem being her Translocator failing as you activate it

>Ana is the most OP hero in the game

Except in everything below Diamond where she's actively fighting against her team just to heal/combo them. I've been lucky enough to get 6 solos with mics, but holy shit is it suffering.

>>165805937
This community has fucking 20 year old babies in it.

I had a Bastion who turreted at the center gate and refused to come closer on Nepal. He had a bitch fest I played Sombra and 76 and just idled our spawn after 2 min of playing.

Mic confirmed he was in his 20s too, fucking faggot.

>>165809324
Start off in one horizontal direction and mash space as if your life depended on it - it probably does

>It's a mercy damage boosts our bastion 5 feet away from the enemy spawn episode

Maybe I've got the wrong attitude but whenever I play sombra I can't help but feel things like "The spy has a decently long cloak time but he can also instakill people" and "if the spy takes damage it doesn't force him out of his cloak and drain his meter" and "Sombra's pretty cute I kinda like her"

>>165809551
>team picks 5 dps
>includes hanzo, widow, mcgree, you know the drill by now
>"plz pick healer"
>too many snipers
>pick ana
>0 heals at the end of the match
>"fuck you ana uninstall"

>>165808835
>I guarantee I know what was going through his head.

Me too.

>What?
>What the hell is that nigger doing with his arm?
>He wants to shake hands? Okay then!
>What the fuck!
>LOL

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>>165809734
Sounds about right, especially the last part.

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I want Hanzo hold me gently in his arms as I reassure him that he isn't defined by his past and still deserves to be loved!

I want to look into his beautiful brown eyes and share a kiss under the cherry blossoms in Hanamura!

>>165809734
Yeah Spy is the superior espionage agent, but I would never want Sombra to have a instakill skill.

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>>165809734
I can identify with all three points anon

>>165809864
kys

>>165809971
fuck off, toxic-anon

>>165809734
I wish she could hack from invisibility. And I don't mean "Stay invisible while hacking", I mean, let the hack start when you press the button and decloak during the act.

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>>165809864

That's pretty gay Anon.

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>>165809825
>>165809734
Your waifu is a whore.

>>165810082
That's how we get another Ana

>>165808365
>doesn't know the "if they hold out their hand for a sec or 2 then shake it" strat
fucking noob.

>>165809904
W A K E U P

>sombra can now remain invisible while hacking
>her weapon has more range

There. She's now a usable Reinhardt counter and will see competitive play.
What say you?

>>165810205
How is that OP?

>>165810202
but shes my whore :)

>>165809864
That's so sweet, anon! I'm sure he'd love it too, Hanzo seems like the kind of guy who could really use emotional support!

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>>165810414
qué

>>165810460
pointless because of the glowing lights leading right to her

I'd rather it be slightly more accurate

>>165810202
w-what

>>165810610
Those are now invisible if she's invisible

Sombra should have two ults. The emp or the ability to hack teammates and overcharge their special abilities.

>>165810202
man she is a true neon demon

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>>165810097
>>165810494

I don't mind if it's gay! Hanzo deserves a lot of love and I am willing to provide it!

>>165810680
>a full team ana boost

Never become a game dev

>>165810463
Because then it would take very little skill and strategy to turn off a Reinhardt, unlike now where it takes a moderate amount. Believe me, I agree her decloak needs to be buffed or reworked in someway.

Genji > powergap > Hanzo
Especially personality-wise
Is this even in question? I would punch Hanzo in the face would he be real

>>165810773
I never said it should be for the whole team, just concentrated on one.

>>165810680
Reinhardt should have two ults. One to earthshatter and one to spin his hammer around while leaving tornadoes behind

>>165810843
It doesn't take skill or strategy now, it takes luck. Enough luck that no one turns around when you say HAY OVER HERE. This way you still have to position yourself or you die, but you have a change to use your skill without being killed for daring to try.

>>165810914

Please don't bully the Hanzo!

He is for pure loving and cuddling only!

>>165810971
When I first played Reinhardt I fully expected his ult to be him spinning like a tornado with his hammer all tazmanian devil style around the map.

Feels like a wasted opportunity. I remember the tanks in Transformers Fall of Cybertron could do that.

>>165810971
Zenyatta should have two ults, one to Transcedence and one to teleport towards enemies and kick/punch them for really high damage.

so they are officially dropping the balance patch tomorrow?

>>165811048
Please kill yourself
Stop breathing
Just stop

Sombra's ult now insta destroys any turret in range of her hack. is she any better now?

>>165811201
dude epic XD

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>>165809825
I love Sombra!!!

>>165811048
Hanzofag reported in this thread. Code: lock, cauterize, stabilize

>>165811167
He really should either have two ults or be able to switch states between discord and the yellow one

>>165811278
>that hack.
>those boops.

she's truly perfect huh

>>165811186
No idea. The only thing that could be holding it back is if hook is still fucked but all the other changes are going live with no changes like usual.

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>>165811201

Nothing will make me leave this world that I share with the dear Hanzo Shimada!

I could never leave him behind because I know he would never do such a thing to me!

So, with D.Va being nerfed back to uselessness, who's going to be the best Widowmaker counter?

>>165810680
Can any other character in this game have a second ultimate that won't seem op?

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>>165811278
>mfw you never hear
>"BEHIND YOU"
>as she peggs you into tranquility

>>165811186
>"balance" patch

good one

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>>165811537

>>165811497
I highly doubt D.Va will be "useless" now. That's like saying McCree is useless since he can't shit out over 800 damage with FtH combos anymore.

Now she'll just be manageable by more characters not named Zarya.

>>165811497
Sombra's good in some maps. it just depends on how much height the Widow can get.

>Hurrdurr nerf tracer she melts tanks

The people I play on ps4 with give me fucking cancer.

>>165811524
I've been trying to think on it. I'm a console pleb so I don't have enough buttons so I thought the way Symmetras new ult worked was nice.

I could see someone like Torbjorn getting a second ability with the turret if they did something similar.

>>165811497
D.Va will still shit on Widow.

Any tips on improving my accuracy?

>>165811634
D.Va is now squishier than before the buff. That makes her pretty useless.

>>165811686
ult name: ARMOUR HERE
Armor toss ability has no cost or cooldown and armor gives extra 150 shield

>>165811004
>be sombra
>make sure to yell at the TOP OF YOUR FUCKING CYBER SPIC LUNGS to let everyone know you've uncloaked

>>165812007
makes me sad bc I like to play her for easy wins after a losing streak. :(

>>165811990
>Find a comfortable sensitivity
>Practice, practice, practice

>>165812192
>practice

I heard take doing custom matches against nothing but lucio as mcree is something

Got any better ideas?

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>hey anon can you switch off pharah?
>no
>turn off chat
Any other rebles here?

>>165812339
Well I was going to be nice

But get fucking good

>>165812007
The people saying she's fine are bitter fucks who never had to deal with D.Va pre-buff. No one remembers that she has a fuck-huge critbox that makes her completely useless without her DM.

>cap the point 1v6 as D.va
I am enjoying this dip down to plat

>>165812007
Her extreme mobility is still there, her damage was marginally reduced, Defense Matrix is still one of the best skills in the game and she kept her movement speed buff. She can still eat 200 HP characters for breakfast.

>>165812424
>Not always keeping chat off so you don't have to hear the shitters complain

>>165812437
Shit, sorry, I didn't mean to come off as an ass.

I'm genuinely looking for advice, and I'd really appreciate it

>>165812548
Custom game

Ana

Heads Headshots only

Have fun.

>>165812007
Her total HP is not changing
>>165811990
Lower sensitivity

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>>165801729
Really wish they added an option to toggle the helmet

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>>165812718
Really wish they added one for the entire armor.

>>165812687
Her effective health, however, is.

>>165812687
>>165812661
Alright, thanks guys

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>>165805967
How can they even compete?

>>165811004
>>165812185

It's an automatic "hey enemy team, look over here" which is the whole point of flankers. That's the least of her problems, but yeah maybe it could use a LoS check?

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Fareeha is ONLY for breeding.
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/208445#search=Pharah

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>>165812792
Even better

I was two wins from grandmaster and a gold gun this morning and now I am one win from a gold gun and about 3700

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>>165811990
>custom match vs bots
>6 Anas, set to "hard"
>Use McCree, Widow, Hanzo
>Set to "Headshots only"
>stay on point A and try clearing them out and win the match
Since ana cant get actually headshots, you wont take damage. Its basically advanced target practice. Take your time, line of your shots, and get a feel for predicting movement. Rinse and repeat. Each time try to clear them out faster than the last.

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>>165812869
>>165812962
Stop.

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So are the PTR changes hitting live today?

>>165811990
Set your sensitivity/dpi so you can reliably track bot heads in the practice range while strafing. It's 3.2/1600 for me, but mileage may vary.

>>165813121
No

>>165813049
Thank you

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>>165813119
Keep your armor on

Fucking hell, I lost track of time doing other shit and my rank decayed. Last week I was at 3997, one win away from gm but I lost 2 games and decided to take a break. When I logged on earlier today I had 3864 rank, then lost another game. I was so close, should I even put in the effort to climb back up?

>>165812547
I recently turned chat on after getting a lot of messages after games about not being in chat. I never understood why you guys complain so much about toxic players but holy shit. Literally no one says anything unless its to shitfling and blame the one guy that wont fight back. Even when you're winning.

>>165813171
DId they actually say this or are you assuming/shitposting? There haven't been any recent blue posts about it as far as I know

>>165813386
No major patches till next season

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>>165811634
D.Va is becoming a cripple once the patch hits. People will just go back to picking Zarya and Winston.

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>>165812792
>every time I see Phara I think she looks like Xavier

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I can't wait until Symmetra's damage gets halved and all the shitter mains throw a huge fit.

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>>165813482
Thought I was the only one. She fucking looks and talks like Xavier, they even almost have the same "accent".

>>165813667
>>165813482
fucking kek

>>165813435
Are they fucking serious? People are already majorly complaing about the slow rate at which updates and content are coming and they want to take make it even slower?

Maybe I'm spending too much time on the forums where it's all loom and gloom (and probably not representative for the game's audience at large) but people have been complaining about the game a lot lately. As much as I love the game I can't disagree with people saying Blizzard is being slow as shit with updates. God knows they have the resopurces to pump out maps/skins/cosmetics/updates faster.

This is their first new IP in 17 years, a gargantuan comercial and critical hit and yet they are not pouring 110% of their resources into it? Why?

>>165805967
Who is this post even aimed at? SJWs? I don't think even children care when they have access to Overwatch rule 34, and so many other things

>>165810914
hanzo is way more of a man

genji is some little runt that supposedly got his ass kicked and his face fucked up by him

>>165813753
Come on m8, we've had balance shifts and new heroes in the middle of seasons before. Don't just go believing everything you read unless there's a screencap of a dev post or something.

>>165807597
the things i do to that statue

>>165813865
Why should I believe you?

>>165813927
If you want to believe the PTR is going to last nearly two months for a handful of changes then go ahead.

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symmetra nerf when
reinhardt nerf when
roadhog nerf when
winston buff when

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>>165807597
Uh... Don't show up at Bliz HQ tomorrow.

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>>165814203
Why?

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>Genji deflects a rocket back at Pharah and gets a direct hit

>>165814363
such bullocks

>>165813753
you don't.... "get it"

do you

>>165814180
Never learn to shoot
Three months from now
Today
Never he's fine

>>165814415
>Never learn to shoot
You first, autoaim crutching shitter

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>>165814180
>reinhardt nerf

>>165813810
hanzo is also more gifted in sword fighting, genji is fucking dogshit compared to hanzo

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>>165814180
>spot the Dva main

>>165814520
Clearly, you are of the low skill variety. Might I suggest using McCree, since he's a 100% counter to Sym as long as you aren't pants on head retarded

>>165814574
>D.Va
>having trouble with symettra
Let's not be crazy here.

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>>165814276
>one step closer to blueberry realdolls

fug

>>165814535
hows sub-3000 treating ya

>>165814180
>winston buff when
>literally renders rein's shield useless

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>>165814276
Superior blue statue coming through

>>165814535
Rein is in every game

>inb4 "SO?"

>>165814767
>Nerf the only tank that acts as a tank, and not a thinly veiled offense character

>>165814654
Symmetra's beam ignores armor and defense matrix, and immediately lock on to mini diva.

>>165814878
You can outdamage her in sym's guns range and if push comes to shove you can fly away. If symettra kills you as D.Va and it isn't a teamfight you are absolute shit.

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>tfw just pulled off a Deadeye while being Graviton Surged

>>165814834
>elbow joints

ugh

>>165814843
It's not just a Rein problem, but a map problem. Some maps would be almost impossible to attack because how would you get past a chokepoint? His ult is OP as fuck tho.

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>>165814574
you got me

>>165814943
But it's always a teamfight. Isolated 1v1s don't exist. Symmetra+Mei+Zarya is the ultimate anti D.Va combo

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>>165814276
I wonder how many Bliz employees jerk off on that statue.

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>>165814843

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>>165814834

>>165815072
Then
fly
Away

If you're alone with those three characters in the first place, you're shit for putting yourself in that situation. Also, 1v1s absolutely exist, what the fuck are you talking about?

Nothing but fucking trash teams on ps4 and get put up against try hard shitters. Cant win a single fucking match with anyone

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>>165814654
Youd be surprised how many of them bitch and whine when I microwave them out of their safe zone. Theyre the first to start yelling "hurr durr nerfff" on anything that they cant bullshit their way through. All while theyre in a tank with infinite ammo and no need to reload, an instant delete all shield, a screen clear ult, and 2 lives standard

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>>165815117
All of them

>>165814767
How's sub 3500 treating you?

>>165815156
inb4
>muh competitive balance
>muh high level play
>muh shitters not picking rein

>>165815212
How's sub-GM?

>>165815292
How's sub-homo erectus?

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>>165815156
What a fucken liar, does he not know the stats of his own game?

>>165814834
What happened to those statues? Are they in their HQ now?

>>165815345
how's sub-existence?

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>>165815378

>>165815378
u wot m8. D.Va is clearly the 3rd.

I'm starting to not have fun anymore. Help.

>>165815194
Your microwave requires literally no aiming, worse than M+W1 pyro cause microwave latches on to you like mercy heals.

>>165815156
Are you implying that shit-tier ranks matter?

No offense though, we all have to start somewhere.

>>165815442
How's Subway?

>>165815378
Consolefags ruin everything, anon.

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I'd watch the hell out of this

>>165814276
>>165815117
I wish I could take a shit on the statue to leave a nasty surprise to whoever who was going to fap on it

>>165815503
But Kaplan says Rein is 12, Rein is above DVa.

>>165815378
Judging by those winrates and K/D ratio, I'd say D.Va is a much better pick as tank, m8

rein is literally useless without his shield or ult

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>58.6% winrate
>working as intended
>no nerfs in sight

Anything above 53-54% winrate of a character in any game is considered broken and needs to be fixed, jesus christ Blizzard what are you doing?

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Next time on the Maury show, Ana Amari dosent know who the father of her child is. these men deny being the father! who's child is it? find out Next time on Maury.

>can someone make this into a small web cartoon?

>>165815612
D.Va's K/D ratio is inflated by her second life mechanic.

>>165814551
Genji doesn't even have a dick or balls

>>165815612
I KNOW Dva is a better pick, but Jeff is talking about popularity and lied in his post, didn't even check his own stats.

>>165815545
Overpriced, but have to get some office lunch variety

>>165815582
Those stats are very old, and only include people who have looked their profile.

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Holy shit I fixed my anger problems

>>165815735
You have to take into account the first few weeks where no one knew how to deal with her and panicked giving her EZ multi-kills. Also my winrate with her is 75% :^)

>>165816059
I guess the cursor doesnt show in screenshots, but i'm trying to show that I blocked match chat

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Who else /uselesshero/ here?

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>>165815508
And Dva's the mobile equivalent of Bastion if he was an asian camwhore. God forbid you get an damage on you. You'll fly back home to Granny Ana who will jam you with as many needles as you need to heal

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>>165816186
/here/

>>165816275
That's pretty

Saved and paped

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>>165816275
D.va isn't useless she's awesome.

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>>165815395
No idea. They're too big to fit in one's home, that's for sure

>>165816402
do you even live in a house?

>>165816275
;_;

>>165816275
I like dis for my phne

>>165802338
McCree has nice Legendarys
Soldiers epic skins are litterally Gold,even tough his legendarys are pretty much shit, but he will prob get a new legendary at easter
Genji got his edgy Oni skin
Bastion has this one strange copper skin with a fucking pigeon wearing a monocle

But ye, D.Va, Soldier and myb Bastion will get new Legendary Skins at the spring event

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>Medium AI is too stupid to practice against
>Hard AI is omnipotent and has aimbot

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>>165816275
She will be buffed someday, right?

>>165816402
>no plastic pharah statue gf
give me a raisin to continue living owg

>>165816581
>Hard AI has aimbot
Good practice for comp.

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>>165816628
I can't give you a raisin but I can give you a blueberry.

>>165811990
miss less

>>165816567
Soldier is my main and his leggos are so awful, I stick to default or bone.
>daredevil or daredevil with helmet
>or really cheap looking commando skins
How hard is it to make him look cool jesus christ

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>>165816601
one day

one day......

>>165816480
They're like 20 feet tall

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Mercy skin when

>>165816738
I use his origins skin. Daredevil is 10/10 though, and so is Immortal although thats not legendary

>>165816738
he has always the same gun except for the commando skins
still, immoral skin is fucking awesome

>>165816738
I like commando. What's wrong with it?

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19 year old Fareeha.

>>165815159
Im not much of a pharah guy but god damn those eyes are 10/10

>Just want one loot box before I sleep
>Mystery Heroes won't stop boning me with stacked teams or terrible rolls

>>165816909
Was just rejected from overwatch for the first time.

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>>165816953
Definatly.

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>amerifats waking up
>thread quality immediatly drops
really fires up my synapses

>>165817087
its 3 am here

nobody is waking up

>>165817068
I thought I was a widow or mercy guy but realizing that I don't have this skin makes me want to kms.

>>165816958
>They get 2 D.Va, Zarya, Soldier, Ana and Roadhog
>You get Hanzo, Widow, Bastion, Torbjörn ,Sombra and Winston

>>165817148
Have you ever actually played Mystery Heroes? Bastion and Torb are like blessings that you must try to hold onto for as long as possible.

>>165807647
but you really shouldn't play healing Lucio, he is fucking retarded
play speedboost lucio like the big guys at grandmaster do

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>>165817087
>>165817116
>9am in Europe
>Going to bed soon
>Planned to fap but spent that time playing CS:GO instead

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>>165817087
>1:13am