/ink/ - Splatoon General

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first for Slosher Deco

>>165800158
forgot the link for the first news
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155899911016/the-tried-and-true-splattershot-hasnt-changed

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First for lesbians!

>>165800158
Thanks.

>>165800303
>You know you said if you lost the Splatfest I could do "anything"?
>Uh... Did I really say that?!
>You did. Backstage. (Huge lie)
>Um... Either way-
>Just stick your tongue out.

>>165800831
Sorry, should be
>D.. Did I really say that?!

>>165800831
Thank you kind translator. Are you going to get Splatoon2?

>>165801051
he fucking better be

>>165801051
hoping to preorder switch and splatoon 2 as soon as i can
>>165801115
thanks anon

>>165801175
>preordering the Switch
>not waiting for the Splatoon/Switch bundle to be announced this summer

>>165801175
yay
>>165801257
this, though

>>165801257
>Missing the inevitable testfire

>>165801257
>>165801291
i don't want to wait 3 months to get my hands on a switch

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I can't wait for /ink/ to blow up again like it used to during the Splatfests (if they even return)
honestly, that was my favorite part
And who can forget post Splatfest /ink/

>>165801545
>post Splatfest /ink/
You mean when it got so shitty that it lead to a huge decrease in quality until a couple months ago to the point that almost all of the content creators left?

>Finally get back to S rank after losing a shitload of points from disconnecting (I would disconnect, play a few successful TW matches, try ranked again, disconnect, rinse and repeat for a while)
>Immediately got two fuckasses booyahing at spawn
Seriously?

>>165802681
>test connection in TW, it's fine
>DC in ranked
I hate that, yup.

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>>165801545
I wonder what the next "final" splatfest will be if they return. Can't be Callie vs Marie again, we already know Marie is superior.

>>165803154
hopefully we won't have a final splatfest for a long long time with this new paid online stuff

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>>165803154
>Final Splatfest
>Splatoon vs Splatoon 2

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Friends with Octolings!

>>165790979
anyone interested in seeing a full fic of this? considering it

>>165803606

I would

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>>165803606
yes

>>165803606
only if it includes tentacle play

Squid idols are not for lewd. It's in their contract

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>>165804067
That doesn't exclude them from being THICC

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>>165804067
not true

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>>165804180
stop posting this that pink inner tentacles grosses me out

it should stay white

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>>165800158
I love Callie

>>165803670
>>165803738
thanks anons that artist was a terrible person but i still like that picture
>>165803829
maybe i'll get back to my tentacle play fic after i work on this one
>>165804180
this

>>165804498
>artist is a terrible person
what

>>165804498
>spoiler
What?

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>>165804498

god speed anon

>>165803154
This isn't really a burn as much as being as bitch for no reason

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>>165804475
tell me about it seriously do
>>165804709
thank you anon
>>165804796
this

>>165804584
>>165804649

>>165804294

It's true. Doujins lied to you.

If Callie & Marie were in our world, they wouldn't be allowed to date you. That's of course assuming you would stand out enough among millions of fans to be able to get close to them in the first place without getting beat up by Judd and their bodyguards

>>165804884
They're just pop stars, not actual idols. I hope the conditions of the idol industry improve someday though, that shit shouldn't be legal.

>>165804796

Treehouse made Marie more sarcastic than in the original Japanese

Not that I mind all that much

>>165804849
who even cares? it's a fictional race

>>165804849
oh, whoops, I misread it as you thinking that yuta was a terrible person. and there's nothing wrong with liking children. they can't control it. it's like being gay.

does anyone have who killed Marie pic?

>>165804990

>They're just pop stars, not actual idols

Are you on crack?

Also,
>wanting idoru to be as slutty and corrupted as American pop singers instead of innocent and pure

Would much prefer if we had some of that here where pop singers are practically encouraged to sluttify

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>>165805078

>>165805219
It's extremely fucked up to prevent someone from having sex under threat of losing their job. Fuck you and your shitty purity fetish.

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>>165805174
always

>>165804471
Oh god I just noticed this. Looks like digusting flesh.

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>>165804849
There's lots of reasons to love Callie, there's the obvious of her optimistic outgoing charm, her energetic atmosphere, the fact that she can balance being fashionable and tomboyish.

Her being the better singer, being able to pull off balloon shorts, her athletic frame, her pure smile, her giant tentacles.

>>165805343
oh, it gets worse than that
>Occasionally, a Japanese publication will publish an exposé in which an idol is revealed to have a romantic partner, usually accompanied by grainy pictures of the idol kissing or holding hands with the partner. If the idol's agency cannot plausibly deny the allegation or explain away the evidence, the idol's career is badly damaged and sometimes comes to a quick end.

>>165803154
Spaghettis vs Woomies.

>>165805467
thank you anon, i always enjoy hearing about why other people love callie
almost all of that is true to the fullest extent

>>165805563
Spaghetti vs Ravioli

>>165805682
spaghetti >>>> ravioli

>>165805682
Team ravioli here, spaghetti is for fags

>>165805730
>>165805771
ravioli is just bad pierogi which is just bad dumplings

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>>165805771

I like you

>>165805343

No one is forcing you to be an idol

>>165805481

What if that's why Callie wasn't in the trailer

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>>165805853
exactly

>>165805919
>No one is forcing you to be an idol

That's actually not true a lot of the time either

>>165805853
If it's bad at being bad then it's good now go back to you're buttered sketty Honey Boo Boo

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I was alluding to these, but aright.

>>165805919
Isn't it something like the producers trick young girls in school with easy part time jobs or something, then they land themselves in a position they can't escape from?

>>165806132
These were my favourite.

>>165805919
idols often start out as young teenagers who may or may not have musical talent who, well... idolize idols, which isn't surprising due to the strict control that is imposed on them to give them the most positive public persona possible. they are not aware of the awful conditions that await them in the industry and just see it as a chance to finally accomplish their dreams before they are thrown into a world of strictness and cruelty. talent agencies basically make prey out of young teen girls.
but this is getting off-topic.

>>165806020

Let me rephrase. No one is forcing you to choose to audition for talent scouts who will make you sign a contract where you have to sing for teenaged and middle aged men but not let them touch you.

Most idols are girls who choose to go that route, knowing or not knowing the responsibility involved

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>>165806026
Nah

>>165804180
Callie's thighs get me every time

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Winter squid

>>165806338
That doesn't excuse the fact that it's fucked up to coerce girls into not having sex for the explicit purpose of catering to creeps with a purity fetish

and it STILL leads to the ridiculous tabloid stories about sex scandals that we have in the rest of the world

>>165806132
Now this is what i call art

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need tiny callie

>>165808535
yes, more mini Callie

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tfw

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I'm excited for Splatlings in Splatoon 2 if they have the ability to hold a charge. I think it'll add a lot of depth to that class since you can come to a fight a bit more prepared instead of
>oh shit
>oh shit
>get this Sploosh off me, somebody
>help

>>165808862
don't post this anon it makes me sad SAD

>>165809454
Is it your birthday

>>165809606
you are 27 days off!!

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goodnight callie
i love you

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>>165810425

>>165809707
Happy early birthday anon

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>>165809707
Oh okay

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Me on the left

>>165811739
who's on the right?

>>165812329
Me

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>>165812329
a cute squid

>>165811739
Your left or our left?

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>>165804471
>>165805404
Better?
I also toned down the blue-ish hue on Marie's hair, for the sake of consisntency.

I also did try to make a puffy sucker version.
With less than stellar results.

>>165812850
Stage left

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Squib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF3rsbXQYjg

>>165813064
I want to touch a squib

>>165812903
Callie's arse and legs are still too fat.

Before you say anything thickfags, kill yourselves.

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>>165813135

>>165813230
Not sexually I just wonder about the consistency

>>165805467
She's an all-round bitch and needs to die.

>>165805610
Eat shit and kill yourself.

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>>165813354
Go to bed Marie, you're drunk

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>>165813427

>>165813427
when did the CALLIE'S TENTACLES meme start

for the first few months it was about her not being snarky and having cooler hair

>>165813427
Choke on your futa dick and die Callie.

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>>165813536
I wonder if Callie can sit on her tentacles or if it'd be painful

>>165813575
Since forever? Hers are clearly longer than any other squid we've seen

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>>165813575
tentacles were always a thing, it started when we first saw Callie, seeing her love noodles dangle down to her ankles even though they were tied behind her head was a real talking point, now it's all about the meaty strands that hang from their heads

the longer and thicker the tentacle, the better the squid

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>>165813870
Noodles huh

>>165814397
that's a comfy looking pen

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>>165814397
her 24 inch pythons

>>165814472
Looks like a Uni-ball Signo UM-151 Gel, jetpens is a good shop if amazon is overpriced.

>>165814542
I'd let Calliemania run wild on me brother

>>165814697
>Uni-ball Signo UM-151 Gel
but is it better than a Pilot G-2?

>>165814854
Signos are smoother, the 153 Signo broad point is my favorite ballpoint

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so i found out the clothes marie was wearing in the trailer were japanese funeral clothes

someone fucken died /ink/

>>165816429
Probably Captain Cuddlefish. The dude was pretty old.

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>>165816429
But that's wrong

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>>165816658

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>>165816804
That's a very cute Callie picture thank you for posting it

>>165808894
But that's the tradeoff of splatlings' superior firepower.

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Greetings from /owg/

>>165818385
I'm grateful Splatoon will never be as unbalanced as Overwatch.

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>>165818503
true.

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UNF

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Is translation friend around

>>165818503
Seriously. Overwatch has less than 20 heroes (some of which play almost exactly the same) with zero loadout customisation, yet the balance is shit. Splatoon has eleventy million possible combinations of main and gear and yet everything (except stupid combos like ninja squid Hydra) is completely usable.

>>165819018
>Not chucking a bomb under his feet
Damn casuals.

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>>165816429
To think the person that drew this and the other pictures was a buff guy. I'm still surprised at this fact

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>>165820173
OW has a lot of core systems that really hurt it like the TTK being a billion years, tanks having the damage output of DPS, support being able to outheal DPS and universal movement speed in a class based shooter.

>>165820304
Nice Marie

is there anyone who'd want to squad up and help me reach S in ranked? I've been stuck at A+ 68~88 for the past couple days and i cant take playing with the randoms anymore

>>165820352
And shallow gameplay in general compared to Splatoon. It's all muscle memory and rushing point/base/whatever, with very little actual strategy, overpowered specials and slow comebacks.
And zero reprecussions for choosing your hero wrong, it's baisically 16-choice rock/paper/scissors where you can cheat. If you find yourself as Winston in Reaperland, you'll just switch to Soldier or Zen. If you find yourself with an Inkbrush in Carbonland, you'll have to get smarter that match.

>>165814854
hell yes.

>>165819693
he seems to have a fairly normal sleep schedule
>>165821020
you can do it anon! I believe in you!

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I what the Carbon Roller will have?

>>165821086
Yeah after trying to take OW seriously for a while it really killed the game for me. They don't know how to fix their own game

>>165821815
Carbon will stop existing. Splat Roller now has Carbon's roll speed, if Carbon gets any faster it'll breach Octobrush territory.

>>165818238
except their firepower isn't even that much better than a Splattershot or a Splattershot Pro

the inability to fight in close quarters is too big a trade-off

>>165821969
Splat Roller has an acceleration time. They could make Carbon have a better base speed and slightly better max speed.

>>165822065
>Splattershot
More than twice the range.
>Pro
Vastly outdamages. Splatlings' 4-hit with Aerospray fire rate splats close to the magical 12-frame KO of blasters, Carbon, H3, Sploosh and 52, Pro at 19 is nowhere near that. And Hydra's full charge splats at 10 frames, the fastest KO in the game barring 99.9 H3 at 8.

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Posting it again since it was buried at the end of the last thread and it's too cute to miss -

A bunch of the winning and losing animations from the Splatoon 2 demo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA21qYUzUG0

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I don't have enough alcohol to get even a little bit drunk so I'm going to try sleeping instead

>>165823119
good night anon!

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>>165823182
You too

Do we know if they still say woomy in the sequel?

Does anyone know where I can find lots of pictures of squid girls kissing?
Sorry if that's to lewd.

http://imgur.com/a/Xvt4b
http://imgur.com/a/9dn9u

my favorite imgur albums.

>>165823382
They seem to have mixed old and new sounds, so probably yes.

Haven't played Splatoon in over a year, is it worth picking back up again, or has it died down to the point where I should wait until 2?

>>165824830
if you have it, replay is to derust, the playerbase is still strong

>>165823867
What a total sicko.

STOP GIVING ME 90002 ERRORS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>165824990
>Still
When was it ever strong?

>>165825942
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
don't do that

i want to draw squids

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>>165826306
what kind of squid? my squid?

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>>165826306
Try Octolings

>>165825975
you can find games with around a minute of queue time

>ywn snuggle with a cute spaghetti
>ywn undo his tentacle bun

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>>165826789
And how many are moonrunes

>>165808535
WAIT, did you see how big Judd is?
THe squids mightn't be pocket size, but they're probably only a couple feet tall.

>>165827196
Well its been my first game in months and only 7 of me team mates were Japs

>>165827250
one of the ink scrolls say they can jump up to 5 feet, and you can just jump over another squids head

>>165827539
>>165827250
I always used the power outlets as scale

>>165827584
maybe feet has a different measurement to them, but thats just what i go with

>>165827584
>Kettles: Massive
>Other animals: Massive
>Marie's tits: Massive
>Things made by squids: Normal size
Imma bet...

>>165828331
>power outlets
>pretty fuckin big but not like giant

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Best things in our known universe:
>Callie's personality
>Callie's cuteness
>Callie's tentacles
I wonder what it could all mean

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>>165823081

Love them

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>>165827295
So not really that strong.

>>165829464
really makes you think...

>>165829464
All those best things but still no Splatfest win.

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Trying to rip the gif from Twitter, but this is its thumbnail

source: https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/821282278689030144

>>165830775
twitter gifs aren't actually gifs, they're videos for some reason. even if it's uploaded as a gif, it gets converted

>>165830919
Dammit.
Yeah I'm seeing now it's an MP4.
Oh well.

>>165830775
>Reports of a small cat resembling Judd have arrived. Could they be Judd's child?! Or, his brother?! Perhaps they'll both use the flags... For the past two years, we thought that Judd was the sole mammal on the planet. Now we're wondering what happened during those two years... By all means, this mystery deserves an answer!
hes so cute

>>165830775
>>165831160
>it's alive
i thought it was a plushie

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guys
callie is mai waifu

>>165831229
me too... I still don't trust it...

>>165831229
same

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>>165831524
interesting i guess, maybe you could give us a peek at her in spla2n

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I like Marie and want to help her be the best she can be, but I love Callie and want to hold her hand and watch her sleep

>>165832226
I think your opinions are terrible.

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>>165830775
>Scroll down
>See this

>>165832370
rude

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>>165832425

Anyone else read the winkileaks release about the zapfish recovery two years ago?
So much stuff is hidden I can't make sense of it.
Who was even piloting the octo weapons? The agent being interviewed said "I can't tell what was in there, by the time I wiped the ink from my eyes all I could see was a few small tentacles dropping into the ground. But the large tentacles with the green cross on them looked a lot like [REDACTED]"
Could it have been the same octarian they fought for the great zapfish?

>>165832748
roleplaying is going to get you a bullet

>>165832748
It doesn't matter who pilots them, we know that they stole zapfish to power these machines. Not only they posed a threat to our society, they also lead to several inkling deaths when they stole several zapfish that acted as power sources for respawn points. They had to be brought down, and they were, courtesy of our turf wars-honed navy.

Fruity Pebbles vs Cocoa Pebbles.

Left Twix vs Right Twix is the final splatfest.

Plays vs Movies

Squid rings vs squid ink noodles

Sounds of Rain vs Silence

Left Boob vs Right Boob

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>>165834207
>>165834293
>>165834367
>>165834945
>>165835127
>>165835232

Clean sweep!

>>165833967
>they also lead to several inkling deaths when they stole several zapfish that acted as power sources for respawn points
They didn't know the spawn points where active. They probably didn't even know that they were in common use.

This thread is quite lacking in the Marie worshiping, where did all the Maire fags go?
Post Squids in Bunny suits please

>I can either get the Switch on March 3rd or get on a bus to go to VGC Regionals in Collinsville IL

>>165836184

Go to VGC

>>165836220
I have a pre-order

>>165836259
I'm sure you can pick it up the next day.

>>165836297
I wouldn't get back until the 6th.

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>>165836174

Just for you anon

>>165836067
Not knowing the rules doesn't spare you from respinsibility.

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>>165836414
Urggh
Marie in a Bunny suit is pure heaven

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>>165836713
Indeed

>>165832748
...Has anyone ever explained the existence of the Zapfish? IIRC the Great Zapfish was confirmed stolen, but the smaller ones were never explained.

Did the Octarians already have the regular Zapfishes? If so, was DJ Octavio a false-flag operation in order to justify stealing ALL of the Zapfishes?

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>>165824329

>Special Consumption
Okay so what is this

>>165838875
They added it as another way to balance weapons a while back.

>>165839867
So low good, high bad?
Is it just for specials or subs too?

>>165830170
Strong in finding players yes. Strong in finding westerners no

>>165839962
Just specials, it's how much special charge you lose when you die.

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Ear touching is the most lewd act possible

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>>165841634

Sucker touching is lewder

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>>165842072
Censor this filth

>tfw you find your ultimate shitter ability combination.
Now i too can be a complete asshole.

>>165842495

What is it?

So what shirt abilities are recommended for Zink Splatling?
I'm using Ink Resistant on my shoes, with running speed slots, and running speed headgear.

>>165842659

Run speed. The Striped Rugby is a good pick since Special Charge Up subs means faster bubblers.

>>165842809
Do I really need that much run speed?

>>165842624
3 damage, 3 defense, 3 special saving.
I was premature in declaring ultimate however since damage and defense don't actually do anything worthwhile, in truth defense is having absolutely no impact whatsoever i might as well swap it out. Ink saving was also a bust since my playstyle doesn't warrant it.

The search continues, next stop speed town choo choo.

>>165842878

Splatlings in general work best with tons of run speed. Makes you a much harder target to hit which is important with you having a charge cycle between bursts. Plus you claim turf at a faster pace as well which helps you charge bubbler and turf control is a top priority in all modes.

>>165843212
Would I get a better effect from one main or three subs if I already have a main and three subs?

>>165843692

Three subs is slightly less then a main but it's close enough. The difference between 1 main 6 subs and 2 mains 3 subs is only 1% in favor of the 2 main build.

>>165836259
If you preordered at Gamestop, you can pay it off in full in advance. Then give the receipt to a family member you can trust and ask them to pick it up on that date for you.

>>165845719
Yeah, if you have the rewards card you should give that to them too as it should have your information on it too.

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>>165800293
WHERE IS THE SPLATTYJ!?

>>165819018
Got any showing off the stingray thing?

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>>165826306
look at this squid

>>165829970
ive seen those faces before how do you make them?

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post COOL inklings (or octolings maybe)

Is Callie kill?

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>>165826306
Please.

>>165846665

She's busy

https://twitter.com/splatoonjp/status/821282278689030144
Mini-Judd is surprisingly small

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>>165846379

>>165851249
>cool
>scared shitless

Anyone else miss rainmaker, and tower control on saltspray? I really don't understand why they stopped rainmaker on rig, it was pretty hard to dunk.

I also miss the 30 second rainmaker games on skatepark.

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since pants are a thing now, what kind of pants are you putting on your squid or hoping they appear once the game comes out

or are you leaving your squid with the lewd basic bike shorts?

Is raping squids a crime?

>>165853068
fishnet pants or sling bikini

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>>165849280
Very cute!

https://twitter.com/O_masuta/status/821381596552925185

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>>165826306
>>165853068
are the spats the same or more tight and short? spats are love and i want to have a really nice outfit for my splattyj

>>165853068
Short shorts. Please Nintendo, I beg you ;_;

>>165853739
>>165849280
Why did we need mini judd? It looks kinda shit and judd is better off living the single life then getting stuck with a kid/clone.

>>165852915
Saltspray RM was indeed hard to dunk, but it was baisicallie "who moved several inches further after the arrowed wall". Very similar to Flounder's base entrance, but not as fun. Now TC there was awesome, especially when it came back that one time because we now had sloshers instead of Lunas.

>>165853917
>>165852915
Rig was just a great stage and is fun in every mode for different reasons. I know Walleye is often touted as the best at everything but Rig is up there.

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>>165853068
No pants.

>>165853884
Guess we'll find out. It's very strange that another mammal would appear when there was only Judd left before, and one that looks exactly like him at that.

Maybe Judd clones himself or something similar? They said ingame that he's been around furever, didn't they? And animals don't live forever.

>>165854108
Finally the nyes will get the loving they deserve.

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>>165853068

Gotta keep the spats. Skirts are welcomed though.

>>165853917
I liked TC, because it was so small.

I think I might have found my way into a meme lobby because I just played Splat Zones Mahi Mahi with 3 chargers on both teams and a Jet Squelcher on the enemy team. I was a Slosher. We won but that was one helluva strange match and I wonder how people made it happen on solo q. RNG at it's finest

>>165857574
I've been playing against a team of three Luna Neos and a Kelposcope. The lag is real.

>>165852915
Wasn't Saltspray RM removed because people were taking it somewhere unretrievable up by the crane?

>>165859005
Not irretrievable I think it was just really hard to break. Broke through it once myself in ranked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD5HCu1PUF4

>>165861348
To add, I tried to find a video showing the exact situation but that was as close as I could find. There was a way to get the rainmaker in its bubble form on that swinging platforming that made it very difficult to retrieve if the enemy team guarded it well and with beakons.

>>165859005
>>165861646
There's multiple maps that have places you can leave the RM and keep it away from the other team, though. Like Camp Triggerfish you can put it on the wall near mid, and Walleye the ledge above the closed area to the right. I never played Saltspray RM but would that really be the reason?

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>well, lets see how Splatoon holds up
>pick TW
>match starts
>opponents team has ink everywhere
>it keeps happening even when I paint turf
Damn, when did the hackers begin popping up?

>>165861646

why not just remove the crane? they've removed so many things from other stages

someone post that japanese video with the charger that goes over most of the map

hello /ink/!

>>165865332

Yo

Do people still play online?

>>165866567

I use to squad with friends fairly regularly. Most of them don't play anymore and I dropped off for awhile but I'm back in. Waiting on the RM rotation coming up on my "relearning the game" alt.

>>165866567
Yes, and they're all Japanese...24 hours a day. Splatoon 2 will sell Switches in Japan.

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>>165866567
My friends rarely play now a'days so I swim in the sea of gooks.
>just played a ranked match against an e-shitter, hydra, and pesky as fucking hell carbon while my team is lacking in the long range department
>they manage to get it down to 2 while we're still sitting at fucking 96
>mfw we pull the anchors out of our pants and land a tight victory

>>165832226
Holy shit, all of this.

>>165867236
was one of those shitty long range lacking super fags on your team named MOJO! ?

>yfw switching out Micro SD cards to savescum is a thing on switch

>>165868993
Nah, it was 3 gooks and engrish named tazz.

>>165869098
>>165868993
Whoops, mean 2 gooks.

>>165869098
ah ok. i actually just had a match like that like 30 minutes ago. i think i had a cherry H3 or something gay like that

>>165869394
Today's ranked matches have been surprisingly decent. Even SZ which I fucking hate.

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>>165869991
>jump back in for some RM action
>AerosprayMG on my team
>FUCKING AEROSPRAY
>while the team gets bubbly bucket and aggressive carbons
>lose
FUCKING FUCK

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smokin

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cute and beautiful... how does she do it

>>165870663
Dammit anon, that image made me crack up and reopen a cut on my lip.

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>>165870663
>fastest solo shield pop in the game without using specials
>seeker rolling out a red carpet for your carrier (including itself) and scaring the living shit out of enemy one
>turfs so fast it may as well be an inkzooka main
>slipperiest little shit in the world
>very likely wears ink resist plus a ton of speed and/or defense up, prime rainmaker carrier
You can't just shit on MG boiz.They have the tools to do their job, your job is to make sure they do it by keeping carbons dead. Tri-Slosher is an easy matchup for Aero, saying that as both TSN and AeroMG main.

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>>165871802
>7 straight losses of literal retards making C rank tier mistakes
I may not be using caps and sound completely calm but right now I'm beyond mad.

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>>165871802
mg is amazing i just use this set for sz tc instead of rm

>>165873574
>wearing all that defense to make sure you don't get killed
>wearing haunt and comeback that rely on you getting killed
Just why.

>one win
S+99 here I come

>>165874412
>inb4 disconnect

>>165874253
are you familiar with the idea of "harm reduction", or, the concept that even though a situation is preventable, it may happen anyway?

>>165874253
Comeback makes sense, because they are wearing the defense, not their teammates, and being harder to kill while being alone is valuable. Haunt makes less sense.

>one loss
that's enough for today...

>>165874253
comeback is for a bit of speed if i do die to get back in quicker and haunt gives a small def and off buff i thought so it was more def and i dont care if they find me

>>165874885
meant for you too >>165875684

>>165875826
I was confusing Comeback with Tenacity. It's been too long since I've used either.

I heard clothing doesn't have stats/abilities any more, thank fuck.
Are they dropping that altogether or are they moving stats to something else?

>>165876370
Where did you hear this? A lot of stuff hasn't been officially translated or shown but the thing I've heard was that abilities aren't hard locked to certain clothes anymore.

>>165876370
I think that was a mistranslated tweet saying that pants won't have abilities.

>>165876370
>>165876528
Well we know skills still exist in some form.

>>165876528
>>165876370
This
>>165876569

>>165876370
Look at the stats on the superjump screen in any of the videos. They all have different clothes but same baisic IR/QR/SpS build.

>>165875684
forgot to add that haunt is good when i do die so it helps team find the guy too. its a good support load

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Hows everyone else doing tonight

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>>165877483
Waiting for more Splatoon2 information.

>>165877740
translate this weebs

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>>165853917
The only mode i hated in rig was splat zones. A team that is able to hold the center effectively becomes extremely difficult to remove to the point where they practically win.

>>165878021
get good

>>165877942
Google translate tells me
>It's been two years already...
>What are you doing while we're shooting?!

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>>165878063
NO FUCK THAT MODE AND MAP COMBINATION. IT'S THE ONLY COMBINATION THAT TRIGGERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I EVEN PREFER MORAY TOWERS SZ

>>165878791
As a charger boy I like it

>>165877483
Playing Metro 2033

>>165878021
They really should have added a second splat zone to the bottom area of Salt Spray Rig, in my opinion, just to get people away from the top area.

>>165878791
>implying Moray SZ isn't the single best combination in the game

>>165877483

Playing Splatoon with a friend

>>165852915
>>165853917
>>165854098
was Rig removed or something?

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>>165879931
>>165879147
>>165877740
Naisu

Do you think they'll add any new modes? Or change the existing ones at all?

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>>165877740
>>165877942
initially decided not to do a layout but realized i was sick enough of the dead callie trend to justify it

>>165877483
i put on one of those charcoal peel face masks and i looked like i was in a minstrel show for 40 mins, my skin is baby soft now though
kinda wanna play splatoon now but it's midnight and the TV is in the kitchen

>>165880475
Thank you kind anon

>>165880139

As long as they keep Rainmaker I'm happy but new modes would be welcomed.

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>>165880705
>Putting your TV in the fridge

night night /ink/

>>165880760
1hp, curling bombs only, friendly fire enabled

>>165880747
no problem

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>>165882048
Good night

>>165882059

Or Ranked Turf War

>>165882523
That's called Splatzones

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>capn cuttlefish is kill
>great zapfish is kill

place your bets now /ink/

>>165882759
I bet Callie will be even cuter in 2

>>165882689

Rather just turf war with rank attached to it. Imagine the elation or salt of a .1% win/lose with rank points attached to it. It would be fun.

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>>165882921
and they said it wouldn't be a sequel!

>>165882935
Do you remember last few splatfests? Ranked turf war just doesn't work.

>>165884670
But it did work.

>>165884670
yes it does

tell that to all the official competitions across japan last year

Two years ago, as the last Splatfest concluded, it was decided to preserve Marie's beauty for much longer than lifespan would allow. She was put in a refrigerated chamber (squids are cold-blooded, they only need ~10 degrees centigrade and nothing else to enter deep hibernation) and put on a display in Museum d'Alfonsino as a specimen of a perfect inkling. Callie meanwhile tried pursuing solo career, but it took a huge toll on her, and coupled with Cuttlefish's death, both her physical and mental health are in awful condition, she's dry as a desert right now.
Marie was recently thawed out to announce the new Turf Wars leauge. It was planned that she returns to being an exhibit in the museum after it, but this time she refused, afraid of changes happening around her without her knowing, and ran away to Octo Valley knowing inkling police will never show their heads there.

>>165884670
Those were painful, but only because you were sort of forced to grind out a certain number of matches. In terms of being actually challenging fights, they did the job.

>>165885512
sonic fanfic/10

>>165883728
We are truly living in the golden age of squid based video games.

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anyone want to squid squad

>>165887334
NNID?

>>165888230
Ponyboy

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>>165888787
Like from The Outsiders

>>165888787
Why do you still do the spoiler shit? Request sent

I really hate hovering at around S0-5.

>>165889175
don't wanna shit up the thread

I added you back so if you want to twin squad up tonight let me know -- i doubt we find two more