Excited piggy edition
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NEWS
>New Game
http://gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
>Water-Gun Themed TPS
>Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan
NEWEST PBS TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjioiZ-s6UU
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/JiapWFDL
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
http://mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
http://futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=%91M%97%90%83J%83O
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z73O2WH2jw
doot
Murasaki for the first image!
nape
I want to show Haruka myVOLTEKKAandCRASH INTRUDEall over her!
Best girl coming through, ronpa.
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
Murakumo a cute! A CUTE!
>>165568986
Wth is ronpa?
Hey there /skg/ how are you dudes today? I think I need to go to the dentist, it feels like one of myteeth is constantly poking me in the jaw and it feels uncomfortable.
>>165569475
Godspeed anon
>>165569076
Reminder that Miyabi is very girly, feminine, and womanly and that she is a beautiful girl that wants to become a Mama!
Are you ready for a brand new day of bullying? I am!
>>165569252
a meme from 2chin
>>165569475
I keep buying convenience store donuts. They aren't really expensive but man they're just delicious and convenient.
I guess it's a better habit than smoking.
>>165569252
A fag like you could never understand, Hai Ronpa!
No HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL below this line!
___________________________________________
KAGURA
I significantly dislike every girl with an intensity that is slightly above average.
>>165569898
STOP BULLYING MY SENRAN
>>165570081
Can we still hate individual girls?
>>165570242
STOP! SHE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD.
>>165570023
Wait...what flavor of donut...?
>>165569475
I've beenplaying on nostalrius/elysium
This server can't go one day without a gigantic shitstorm, this is hilarious.I reserved literally every single senran character (except who waves) name except Asuka, Hanzo, Murasaki and Ayame on the new server. Including spelling variations for the ō characters.
I feel proud of my ability to deny others from animu names.
>>165569475
I'm gonna work towards Kisuke's third ending, then either tackle the bosses for the dlc chapters to get their alt endings or start a Fury mode run
>>165569252
A series about a group of super talented teenagers trapped in a killing game, hai ronpa
>>165570505
Whatever is in stock that doesn't obviously suck.
The relatively fresh full-sized vanilla long-johns or the custard-filled chocolate long johns are my favorite go-to choices
>>165570431Don't remind me, it's not fair that they make that young a Senran that seductive
>>165571248
That sounds good right about now
>>165570431
Yeah, you're right. Shiki is way too old!
>>165570431
Mirai was even younger than that when she was bullied! Other Senrans deserve to be bullied and experience the suffering she felt too! It's not fair that it only happened to her!
Shin > Kagura > Big Youma > Youma > Small Youma > Kagura (Rank) > Shinobi > Students > Mooks > Military > Normal Humans
Is this correct?
>>165571914
Add whomever you're playing as at the top, and it should be about right.
>>165571914
I don't think weaker youma are supposed to be that high. Although the series is inconsistent with powerlevels.
Senran game set in the EV reality prior to the events of EV where you get to watch everyone die when?
Remember! Your Senrans horribly died in the EV dimension and were probably eaten by Youma!
>>165571914
Not so sure about Mooks > Military but...
Petting > Kagura
>>165571626
leave lil yomes alone!
>>165572436
I mean, for all we know, that world might have gotten fucked before any of the Senrans beside the oldies were born.
>>165571914
I see best boy is where he should be!
>>165572694
Didn't Jasmine say the counter parts for the girls in that dimension were killed by the Youma?
>>165572436
Their bones could have been in the sand only a few feet under the water but they were too busy messing around to notice. Spooky.
>>165573112
>Implying there were any bones left after the Youma feasted on them.
Why does my happy boobs game have to be so grimdark?
>>165573112
I want Yo to have an abortion.
>>165572902
Hold on a second.
*Checks*
Okay, nevermind. I guess the silver lining here is that she never specified when specifically.
>>165573112
Cute blueberry
>>165571914
They never set up a hiarchy other than shin being at the top.
>Military under mooks
come on. Mirai just uses a normal gun. Youma are just unknown and for good reason but a tank could take care of a youma
>>165574678
>Mirai just uses a normal gun.
Normal as in it's not really that special. In SK2 she uses freaking grenade launcher.
>>165572436
I'm sure she at least took out a lot of them before they finally caught her, and she was able to be proud of the way she lived her life even if humanity couldn't be saved.
...Or she died in agony and despair, regretting that she wasn't strong enough to protect her friends, the one thing she wanted more than anything else.
>>165574202
yoza time
>>165573489
Go contact ShindoL. Maybe you two can work something out.
>>165574202
A-dork-able. I wish EV had her pink polka dot undies instead of boring white ones. Hell, I wish EV had more outfit choices. Adding diorama mode then removing almost the entire wardrobe of the previous games was an awful choice.
>>165574847
I wonder if the girls will meet their own ghosts at some point? Maybe they will be able to give some advice that will help their counterparts defeat the Youma? Maybe that will allow them to finally rest in peace?
Or maybe when Shin invades it will birth some weird fucked up evil counterparts that have been living it it since it ate them?
>>165575282
>plot
>advancing
>>165575586
This is probably the most likely thing.
But I have faith in Takaki for doing another game with a proper storyon Switch
Happy birthday Ash. I hope someone throws you a party. Maybe Chitose, she seems nice.
>>165576058
I would give Ashiya a birthdaydicking
>>165576058
Too bad we don't have drawfags here
>>165575586
>It has been 2 years since the events of Estival Versus.
>The third and second years have already graduated.
>Up until now it has been relatively quite.
>The graduates have been performing mission and preparing for the coming of Shin and the Youma.
>Asuka has done well and been given permission to form her own hand picked team.
>She has already chosen two members, adding Katsuragi and Ikaruga to her team.
>The three friends are happy, they will finally be able to work together again.
>The other two members of Asuka's team?
>Well they graduate today!
>Asuka, Katsuragi and Ikaruga are all at the graduation ceremony for Yagyu and Hibari.
>Once they graduate they will be given there new assignment, to join Asuka's personal team.
>As their graduation approaches, so does something else...
This will never happen.
>>165575907
good one
>>165576058
Happy Birthday! You're the second thiccest senran after Banshou.
>>165575907
The boobman lied
He don't care
>>165576473
>>165576589
>he doesn't believe
>>165576739
>Estival Versus port before PC
>>165576238
Do now lewd the birthday girl.
>>165576252
We used to have a few drawfags and a lot more writefags here. Now its just AmericanAnon and myself.
>>165576554
Aren't Bashou's measurements the same as Asuka's?
>>165576835
Happened with Disgaea 5.
>>165575907
>the switch just gets a BA game.
>>165576957
Honestly, I'd like it. BA was a fun game, albeit flawed and would love to see refined rhythm game.
>>165577082
EV's extra features like the dioramas were a lot more fun than BA as a whole for me
Having played actual rhythm games BA was just awful
>>165577318I don't think I've even touched the dressing room on EV, except for when getting the trophies.
>>165577414
Well I certainly did a lot of touching
if you feel me
Ayy Happy Birthday best Who wave!
Here's to hoping you are playable in a future game!
>>165577414
I rarely ever touch the dressing room unless there is something I want to see.
For example, making Daidouji dress up as Kagura.
>>165577731
Honestly, being exclusive to NW is better than being literally palette swap on PBS, at least in my opinion
>pets tiny Fireball
I WANT TO MAKE ASHIYA REAL AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH HER AND MAKE A LOT OF ADORABLE HELLSPAWN
>>165574678
>implying a tank is even on a comparable power level to mirai
You've got some nerve talking that way about my waifu.
By the way, since it happens so fast, you might not notice that she doesn't just shoot the tank with a grenade. The tank's main gun fires, Mirai fires something at the giant bullet flying towards her head at supersonic speed, it explodes right in front of the tank, and she shields herself from the blast with her parasol.
Anyway, shinobi are basically superhuman. You can tell me the opening video isn't canon and is exaggerating their skills, but if even students training to be shinobi at Hebijo can hold their breath for days, so I don't think anything is out of the question.
>>165577829
I mean a real Senran game ya dumb. Honestly wouldn't mind seeing her PBS either though. We'll get to see her interact with the main cast at least and it'll increase her chance at being in a main game.
>>165578367
>We'll get to see her interact with the main cast at least
I'll bet my left testicle that NW characters are like DLC characters in EV, in that they don't have ANY sort of story.
>>165578304
Normal humans can beat a shinobi, they just need time to prepare and learn everything they can about them.
You know, like Lex Luther or Batman. Or Captain Cross taking fucking Alex Mercer head on in Prototype.
Though a mere human is screwed if they're outnumbered or caught by surprise.
>>165568950
vape
>>165576871
Yeah sure anon. Assuka was THIS thicc.
ashiya is the sexiest who wave
>>165579894
That's a funny way to spell Kuroudo
>>165579952
I'll stop soon.
Ignoring the library for a second, the switch seriously looks like a joke.
The console itself is overpriced, and the accessories hilariously so. There's yet again no ethernet port so dust off that ethernet adapter (assuming it'll even be supported) and they're deliberately not supporting external storage devices because they don't want to reduce portability. 32gb of internal storage won't be enough (game sizes won't be smaller to accommodate this issue, just like they weren't on the WiiU) and Micro SD cards of a size that would actually be useful in storing games are too expensive, but they're your only option.
The joycon Dpad is terrible and you'll need to buy an overpriced pro controller if you ever plan on playing a game with dpad movement without shredding your thumb (All "4 button style" dpads are terrible, I've used them on retarded 3rd party controllers before and the switch won't be an exception).
The battery life managed to be worse than the god damn vita, and unlike the WiiU gamepad you won't be able to at replace it with a better one later on.
Its online platform will be just as bad as the current nintendo systems are best or a complete clusterfuck at worst considering that half of the features you would normally expect out of an online platform will be relegated to your phone. And you're going to have to pay for it too. Nintendo is bandwagoning onto the paid online format but isn't even coming close to offering a competent service.
Its monthly free games is a complete joke that manages to make Games with Gold look like an enticing service.
I could honestly look past its hardware issues (when/if I get it it's just going to stay docked forever) but the online is the straw that broke the camels back. Considering the overwhelmingly negative reception to it I'm seeing everywhere, I'm hoping nintendo backs down and removes the online fee. They probably won't but they should.
(Takaki won't stop teasing NX stuff so this rant counts as senran related.)
>>165580415
When you leave because the thread hits the image limit at 500 posts, don't come back
Happy birthday Ashiya? I don't know, first time here really calling out NW girls' birthday.
Which Senran hates birthdays (aside of Rin)?
>>165579738
Anon, NW artist sometimes mess up. Remember this?
heheheheHEHEHEHE
Ashiya is the only birthday girl that should be bullied.
>>165580698
There's a difference between sometimes and all the times
>>165580225
Also, I've seen it pointed out that by design the switch can't be charged while its placed on a surface with the stand supporting it because the charge port is on the underneath of the console. So don't play games with your friends for longer than 3 hours I guess.
>>165580708
MDF's ghost get out.
>>165581194
Sexual bullied? With tsundere love?
>>165581260
Yumi doesn't have a vagina! She can't get pregnant and be a good wife.
>>165581578
Okay, who updated the hardware on lolibot?
>>165581595
No, bully bullied.
With tears, crying and thoughts of suicide.
>>165579350
Well, yeah, if you know exactly how someone will react to absolutely anything and have the resources to manipulate them into doing anything, obviously you could set some kind of elaborate scheme to kill them. Even if they can sense and dodge any kind of physical weapon, you could just pull a ton of strings behind the scenes to make them decide to kill themselves willingly. Of course, being able to accurately predict the future with such ridiculous precision is practically a superhuman feat in itself.
>Fapped like 5 times in 2 hours
No other game has made me as horny as these. Whenever Hikage or Miyabi are on screen I turn into an animal.
>>165580225
>The battery life managed to be worse than the god damn vita,
I've never had an issue with the Vita battery. In fact it usually lasts longer than my 3ds, which I have to charge daily.
>>165578250
I want to sniff Haruka's farts
>>165580708
somebody protect this smile pls
>>165580708
>>165582405
[ ] Protect
[X] Destroy
The only breasts I touched today were frozen chicken breasts.
>>165581260
Okay Anon, I'll let you have this win.
>>165582851
Sad Saki iscute too
>>165582038
>Fapped like 5 times in 2 hours
That's not good anon
>tfw my waifu is one of the worst characters to play in the game
I-It's not fair
>>165582038
Don't worry, soon you'll be able to control yourself
Snow is bullshit. This is Yumi's fault.
I want to be Haruka's 10-year-old Otouto-kun.
>>165580225
Fuck off Minori. You're wrong on basically every front:
>Ethernet in the year of 2017, especially when the 3DS manages just fine without ethernet
>128Gb Micro SD is $30 right now
>using the D-Pad for ANYTHING besides menu shortcuts
>3DS/Vita supposedly only have 2 hours of battery, while the Switch has 2.5-6
>implying you can't just avoid the online fee like how you can pirate games directly from Nintendo's servers
As for the games, they instantly won that department with shit like Fire Emblem Warriors, Xenoblade 2, SMT 5, and so on.
>>165585125
There's no milk in the fridge. This is Yumi's fault.
>>165584834
>when your Senran is one of the most fun to play.
part of what drew me to her in the first place.
>>165584834
???
Yozakura is pretty good in EV and she's strong in SV if you keep her untransformed.
>>165585241
t.butthurt nintendrone
>>165585582
Now look at this. Do you think I'm onto a conspiracy here, /skg/?
>>165585402
>Holding heavy attack with the doggo
Da best
>>165585827
Idort actually. I'm going to be laughing at all the fools who aren't idorts when Takaki forces you to buy a Switch to play Senrans.
>>165585241
>they instantly won with a shitty neo-FE musou and games that won't be out until 2019
Switch will be worth it after 2-3 years and a major pricecut. Just like the 3DS was.
>>165585241
>3DS/Vita supposedly only have 2 hours of battery
They both have about 3 to 5 hours depending on what you're doing with them (vita slim goes up to 6 hours)
>>165586031
Not that guy, but if it's anything like Hyrule Warriors (which was fantastic), it should be fun.
I don't understand why people seem to hate fun and will shit on a console just because they don't own it or can't afford to own it.
>>165586248
Having money to throw at the Switch doesn't change it's an underwhelming offer right now for the price it's being sold at.
>>165584834
Serves you like for liking the worst Senran.
>>165586682
>$300, same price as a PS4 or Xbone
>guaranteed to have the usual Nintendo lineup of Mario, Smash, Kart, etc
>presentation clearly shows it'll have the niche weeb games like Disgaea, SMT, etc
I don't understand. Are you suggesting an Xbox One or PS4 is a better offer?
>>165585241
I don't want to get into those annoying greentext wars where I have to make a reply for every line but I'll play ball for once.
>Ethernet in the year of 2017, especially when the 3DS manages just fine without ethernet
There's no sense in crowding up your wifi when you're placing something near a router that should be able to support ethernet. The tablet itself shouldn't have ethernet, they have a stronger excuse than they did with the Wii and WiiU and I'm fine with that, but the dock absolutely should. My main concern is whether or not the dock will even support an ethernet adapter though.
Also Internet was absolutely not fine on the 3DS. Its wifi chip is garbage and it downloads content slower than snailmail.
>128Gb Micro SD is $30 right now
Can I see where? I'm open to being proven wrong here. I've never seen 32gb micro sd cards that cheap.
>using the D-Pad for ANYTHING besides menu shortcuts
In a modern 3d game that holds true but the dpad is often preferable for 2D games, which nintendo always has offered in huge supply thanks to VC. I specified that the dpad will be terrible for games where dpad movement is preferable.
>3DS/Vita supposedly only have 2 hours of battery, while the Switch has 2.5-6
3ds and vita last way longer than 2 hours. At the end of the day we'll see when it comes out but the fact that they're lowballing so hard is worrying, and even if it does make it to a full 6 hours as they promise it means we're getting yet another portable with terrible battery life.
>implying you can't just avoid the online fee like how you can pirate games directly from Nintendo's servers
Well one, that's a stupid assumption to make and two, piracy/modding doesn't excuse terrible design.
I do agree that it's library looks good though. If it weren't for the terrible decisions they've made with the hardware I'd have no hesitations getting the system.Please do no console wars in here.
>buying from nintendo
>after all the anti-consumer and just anti-everything shit they do constantly
all these delicious brand loyalty shills
>>165584834
Only because you can't dash'n'mash with her in EV since her recovery animations are retardedly long. Remember that you can cancel the startup and recovery frames of your Weak attacks with dash or guard and that your dash attack can cancel into itself infinitely. You have to follow up whenever you press Heavy by going into Aerial Rave or by cancelling into Shinobi Transformation or into a Ninja Art. She has one of the best Weak Ninja Arts in the game, so learn to abuse it.
She's one of the best characters to use in Hard Mode since Frantic Yo hits like a truck and has insane meter gain, but she's outclassed by characters like Rin, Renka, and Yagyuu, who have longer ranges, faster attack speed, and just as good Ninja Arts.
>>165587156
For memory cards:
>https://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-microSDXC-Standard-Packaging-SDSQUNC-128G-GN6MA/dp/B010Q57S62/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1484432104&sr=1-1&keywords=micro+sd+card+128gb
>https://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-microSDXC-Standard-Packaging-SDSQUNC-064G-GN6MA/dp/B010Q588D4/ref=sr_1_2?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1484432132&sr=1-2&keywords=micro+sd+card+64gb
That's $40 for 128Gb and $16 for 64Gb. Both are the "premium versions" of Sandisk's cards, so they're of good quality.
The rest of your complaints range from downright silly (wifi crowding up, really?) to unsourced (listed battery life of a 3DS WAS in fact 2 hours versus actual battery life) to personal opinion (D-Pad).
>>165586836
PS4 regularly goes under 300, is a stronger piece of hardware, and comes with an already established and generally more complete third party support (both in terms of weeb games and otherwise). So yes, it's certainly a better offer.
XBone is harder to recommend when Microsoft is more or less making it commit a prolonged sudoku.
I'm not saying the Switch is shit, but if you buy it right now, you're buying nothing but promises. The actually interesting titles will take their sweet-ass time to come out (the exception being Zelda), and by then the hardware will be cheaper, or have gone through revisions, or both.
>>165587570
I'm personally buying it just so I can have it on firmware 1.0 for piracy purposes. I did the exact same thing with the 3DS, and for lo and behold, the 4.5 firmware exploit with Gateway came out. Everyone else who didn't get a 1.0 3DS was buttfucked for a whole 2 years until CFW on 9.2 came out (which even then was shoddy and had horrible compatibility for months to come).
PS4 also has a terrible lack of games that are 100% exclusive to it. The vast bulk of its library can be played on a $20 PSTV (Senran, Atelier, Disgaea, etc). I do agree about the poor Xbox though.
Just a question, when was Portrait of Girls first announced, and what was the cap between the announcement of it and the reveal of 3DS?
I am just asking that just because Takaki is interested on Switch, I think he needs to really draft a game for Switch before he can really announce anything.
>When a hentai game is probably as close as you are going to get to fighting youma.
>Even the small enemies are a threat if your not paying attention.
>When a hentai game plays well, is amazingly balanced and normal mode or higher is damn near impossible without dying.
>>165587791
I would have agreed on the PS4 until a few months ago, but at this point it's actually starting to get games. I only bought mine last November for that very reason.
>>165588182That game gave me boners that I shouldn't have gotten, especially from shit like the Lamia.
>>165587498Christ where the fuck were those memory cards last time I bought some.
Wifi can absolutely bog down with too many devices connected and running at once, but my point is that wifi is always in inferior option to ethernet when mobility isn't an issue, such as when the system will be docked. Wifi is never as fast or as reliable as ethernet unless you're getting into wireless hardware that vastly exceeds a console production budget.
And the dpad thing is a personal opinion, yes. It won't affect people who prefer to use sticks for their 2D games, but the option of a dpad was lost because of the joycon's main feature and Dpads on the switch are now exclusive to the 70$ pro controller. I know I'm gonna miss the dpad and I know other people are going to miss the dpad too, four buttons can't replace the basic functionality of a dpad but they aren't a dpad.
Also I thought you meant the actual battery lifes, not the originally advertised ones. I never knew they advertised two hours for the 3DS. THAT is lowballing. Still, we'll have to see when it comes out, if the battery life will be better or worse. What we're being advertised now however is still terrible for a portable device.
>>165588628Getting unbirthed by the Queen Bee and turned into a Bee Girl is the best part.
Senran Kagura.
I would like to get a footjob from Miyabi
>>165589696You can get ultra capacity Micro SD's now for $100 (roughlt 512Gb) too.
>>165590863
Imu why do you want Miyabi to stomp on your pussy?
>>165590863
Imu gives you the footjob because someone as dirty as you should never be allowed to be touched by Miyabi.
>>165591009
anon please don't you'll make my wallet cry
Perfection.
>>165591731
We're going to need a Yomi/Hyouki alliance to deal with this shit.
Would Imu fuck Miyabi in the dick?
Don't die, skeegee. It would make this pigdog sad.
>>165593432
Wouldn't that make her happy?
>>165587395
Yoza is definitely one of my favorite girls to tear through mobs in EV with. It's weird, I found myself tending towards slower girls like her and Hanabomber more. I guess I like my charged hits too much.
On another note the alt states lasting longer is nice, but I still wish Happy Turn Ryouki lasted longer. I wanna shoot shit.
>>165593536
No, because then she wouldn't get anymore beatings
Happy birthday Ashiya,! I love you!
>>165593536
I dont think Ryouna likes being sad even though it's considered pain kind of. If that were the case, she would be getting off to her Ryouki's death everyday but she doesn't. That kills the doggo.
>>165568682
Hikage and Rin a cute.
>>165596554
Senrans in lingerie is the best.
>>165596952
Agreed.
>>165579350
Then what happens if you give a shinobi time to prepare and learn everything they can about their opponent? You would be right back at square one then.
>>165596952
Looks good on them.
>>165597332
They don't need to prepare against a mere human with no form of power, they can easily swat us aside.
Or ignore us.
>>165596554
I want tohelpHikage.
>>165598310
So then either both sides fight blind or both sides get time to prepare and plan against the other?
>>165579350
Doesn't the Lex and Batman thing only work because who ever they are fighting against somehow picks up the idiot ball and holds back for whatever reason the story demands instead of actually trying to fight?
>>165599051
Normally snek girls do nothing for me but something about Hikage sits right with me.
>>165597441
I want to love that pig.
>>165599080
I love Onee-sama!
>>165599607
I think Hikage is the funniest of Senrans despite not having emotions or whatever. And I've always had a thing for the kuudere type too.
>>165600616
Maybe it's the no emotions thing that gets me too.
>>165599080
So that's why Mirai worships her so
>>165600767
Best part of that is trying to get her to laugh. She is one of the reasons I have such a hard time picking a favorite. Hikage really is a best.
>>165601558
She's 1.5 in my book. #1 is pic related.
So Im at my job and got bored cause its slow. I wonder how this will come out.
>>165601694
Now fuse them together, what do you get?
Happy birthday Ashiya
I had a dream where she finally got a hug from Seimei after revealing that she was sacrificing things to her god to be rewarded with a friend
>>165601848
Too much perfection?
>>165602159
What does their fighting style even look like?
>>165602312
I don't know honestly.
>>165601807
Ryouna is a big girl. And yes, I mean it in a sexual way.
>>165602915
Why else did you think I named the file that? Shes coming out blurry unfortunately. Might need to shrink her a little.
Are there any fanfics where the Senrans get the V-virus from Valkyrie Drive? I want to see the drama over who gets to partner with who between 20+ girls. Culminating in Mirai and Murasaki teaming up obviously.
>>165603541
Mirai would be with Haruka, she would become and even bigger gun.
This thread sucks and I truly hope all of you dies of a painful disease
>>165603712
Just like megatron.
>>165603781
How is it our fault the thread sucks? There's like nothing else to talk about.
>>165603404
Where do you work and can I have one
>>165604164
A print shop. I'd have to mail it to you unless you live in Maryland.
>>165602312
Knives. Hair. Hair that turns into knives?
>>165604039
*got blacked*
>>165604758
Long green hair with knives in it and slit yellow eyes and bebe on the side
>>165604758
>emotionless hikki Milia Rage
>>165600767
I like that everybody wears these extravagant outfits but she has a really casual look with the ripped jeans and everything.
Street clothes are really hot to me, dunno why.
>>165605505
The street clothes are pretty nice now that you mention it.
DOOT
>>165606909
>>165605505
I don't know if I'd call that top casual clothing
Maybe it looks more natural on a girl who's not ripping it apart with both her knives and boobs
>>165606992
NW weapons are silly at times.
>killing people with the power of TOOT, toy trains, a fart/gas gun, a phone with trinkets, etc.
Naraku looks like a PENIS!
>>165606992
Woah! Slow down bro!
I want to fuck Murakumo's girlpussy.
>>165608239
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>165609184
You can't make me.
This is a Japanese dragon
Minori said she overheard something about "sex" from Shiki and she wants to try it with you!
Keep in mind she has no idea what it is, and probably thinks it's a game. However, you'll get her full consent with absolutely no legal repercussions.
Do you accept?
>>165610518
No way, fag.
>>165610518
I can't, my Senran is Shiki and she'd surely find out.
>>165610518
Yes, but she has to convince Yozakura to play too
My cat killed 2 of my fish. After I fed them, she waited until they went close to the surface to eat and batted them right out of the tank.
Didn't even eat them. What a bitch.
How was your day, /skg/?
>>165611621
Mirai killer Nachi and Hanabi.
Today we mourn.
Tomorrow, VENGEANCE.
>>165611621
Sorry to hear that, Anon. Cats are cruel creatures.
Anyone have an uncensored pic?
>>165611621
Damn, that sucks. I keep my fish tank on a very tall counter so that my cat has no way of getting up there. My cat didn't seem to care about them the last time I brought the tank down to change the water, though.
Taking a break from my programming assignments and lab reports to make Overwatch and EV webms. The Dual GHs have been a real riot, especially the one with Minori and Hibari.
>>165612085
They're really fucking doing it aren't they? Jesus.
>>165611621
Amazon's carrier, AMZL_US fucked up their delivery. It was supposedly devilered at the office but it wasnt there or in my mailbox. Amazon needs to fuck off with their shitty carrier system and just give me USPS everytime.
>>165611621
Carrying on the existential crisis I've slowly been drifting into but came to a sudden head yesterday when I realized things I used to care so deeply about have become almost meaningless as I hastily cast them aside so I could enslave myself to a capitalist hell to fulfill the base need to survive. And having experienced this life for a few months now I know I couldn't even find joy in failing and returning to leeching on my parents because I'd know they're stuck in the same hell, now even longer to support me. Life fucking sucks.
>>165613519
Lol emo faggot.
>>165611621
Got a working SD card today, the 3DS system transfer animation is awfully cute
I'm this close to seeing if Burst's framerate can be fixed
>>165612423
My tank is usually on a counter all by itself but I moved it over by nightstand so I could vacuum. This feels premeditated.
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>165569475
>ate some chicken wings last friday
>end up getting some nasty diarrhea and stomach cramps that same night so hard they gave me a cold sweat and sense of dread that I was gonna pull an Elvis right there in my bathroom
I'm still playing for it today. Don't fuck around with the 13th anons. Its no joke.
>>165615241
That happens to me everytime I eat at hooters it has nothing to do with the 13th.
>>165614853
I loved Hikage, but only for thread #947.
Any other thread number renders my Hikage love null and void.
Why do the VD models have better buns & thighs?and boobs
>>165617337
My eyes might go blind by looking at this. It's a little too bright.
Did the anon who was looking to seduce his calc teacher ever succeed?
>>165617337
They actually gave them unique proportions and different models, instead of using the exact same models with different hair and faces like they did in SV/EV
Still kinda wish VD:B had a small chested girl, maybe in the next game. I know mamori was DLC but she was still pretty stacked.
wich senran wud u fug
Ashiya is going to choose a theme for her birthday to kill the infidels!
Is it this one?
https://youtu.be/2hX_5vF-bXQ
Or this one?
https://youtu.be/LTb8TIPiGeE
>>165618127
Does VD cover the series' story or do I have to watch the anime?
>>165619265
It doesn't really have any connection to the anime, they're separate islands and separate stories. The only thing that's the same is the overall premise which is explained at the beginning of the game.
>>165618348
A better question is which you wouldnt.
>>165620554
I don't think I'd fug Dogen
>>165613519
*hugs*
>>165613519
I went through an existential crisis when I was younger, and Evangelion pulled me out of it. Might be worth a try, anon.
I want to see how far I can sink my fingers into Aska's boobs.
>>165625207
What if your fingers never come back?
>>165625183
Congratulations!
>>165625607
That shit is hilarious now, but at the time, it single-handedly brought me back from the brink.
>>165625183
I've seen Evangelion before. Twice now, in fact. I can see where you're coming from, though. Thanks.
>>165618348
>>165625978
Ganbatte, anon-kun.
Does Daidouji like singing?
>>165625980
T H I C C
>>165626102
Yes, she always goes to karaoke with Rin.They're both horrible at it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM3d266_QWw
>>165626576
F A T
>>165626102
Yes. I think this was her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9y66JzjQUShe's so cute I want to brush her hair.
>>165626742
delete this
So is this the female version of jojo?
>>165626660
This was the best part about Dead Souls
>>165626576
>Come home late at night to a dark empty house.
>See a shadowy figure sitting in the corner giggling to itself.
>Turn the lights on, your Senran has now gone full yandere and making this face to you while inching closer.
What do?
>>165628912
Pet her into submission and start cooking dinner for the two of us while she's clenching onto me.
Goodmorning skeegee.
>>165628912
I roll to seduce
>>165628912
Princess carry
>>165628912
pating mress
>>165628912
I roll to pin
>>165628912
Run like fuck.
>>165628912
Give her a hug!
>>165628912
Think with my dick
>>165625207
Rainbow bikini! RAINBOW BIKINI!
>>165629173
The day mooks find out about /skg/s secret technique will be a dark day for senrans. Mooks will basically hold them as human cattle and whenever they try to escape or speak up they'll get headpat back into slavery.
>>165630495
I'll save the senrans by bullying the mooks.
>>165630495
Dougen headpatting the Senrans into submission while feeding them to youma!
>>165625207
card artists don't seem to follow her actual measurements, cause she looks way bigger in a lot of cards than she actually is.
>>165628912
[x]Kiss
[x]missionary sex
[x]lights on
[x]Impregantion
[?]Fight
>>165630942
>lights on
This is a SFW board, you sick fuck!
>>165631353
Your mind cannot even perceive how vanilla I truly am.
>>165631646
100% vitamin rich?
>>165630942
SOMEONE GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HE'YA
>>165631739
I haven't even been processed yet,I am still but a vanilla bean.
>>165631847
Damn, that's some high level vanilla
>>165631745
Do I get to bring friends?
>>165631739
Too high in nutrients concentration
Senrans who are ugly are cuter than senrans who are cute.
>>165632796
really makes you think
>>165576871
We also have ColorAnon. We love all three of you guys.
>>165632796
Therefore, I am the cutest
>>165632796
This is true, Minori is fucking adorable but her design is a fucking trainwreck and her shinobi outfit is awful
>>165633373
N-No, anon
I was talking about Murakumo
>>165633451
but that's Homura.
>>165633804
Yes that's Homura
>>165633451
What is it with skgees posting completely different senran with the senran in their post?
>>165633451
Well it's true, though. I mean, her pigtails look dumb, that white "x" in her hair is pointless, her gargantuan tits look ridiculous on her short frame, and she has dumb buck teeth. Her spirit animal should be a pug instead of a hamster: hideous yet widely treated as adorable.
>>165633839
but you called her Murakumo
>>165633871
No, it a snake. All crimson squad spirit animal are snakes.
>>165633871
Anon I might have to kill you
>>165633871
I want to hold Minori in my lap and snuggle her gargantuan boobies.
>>165634152
stupid coconut
Damn it. I missed my chance to post Ashiya one more time.
>>165634152
adorable coconut
>>165634386
It's still the 14th on the West Coast, you're all good.
How does this image make skeegee feel?
>>165635163
I question the state of her appendages.
Good night /skg!
Don't be too loud in the morning.Cleared all the songs of Project Mirai DX on normal. I had fun with those Nendoroid Vocaloids.
>>165635663
Goodnight yaggot!
I want to tenderly worship Hyōki's thick meaty cock!
>>165635842
I want to tenderly spank Hyōki's butt as punishment for buying yoma summoning books.
>>165612085
Wait, what the fuck is that?
>>165636675
Another bad statue
>>165636780
No shit. I'm not seeing anything about it. Who's releasing it?
Why are we still here?
>>165636034
Yes
>>165636984
because I like bobies
>>165635163
I WANT TO SUCK MINORI'S TASTY SNATCH
I want Murakumo to step into my office
>>165635250
Don't bully minori just because she had to have both of her feet amputated after that horrible accident.
>>165637251
She has feet!
Don't you see them!?
Daidouji is for _____
>>165636306
I'd let your slap slam down on the gleaming white jaws of a Yoma while I continue to read my books
Enjoy your last moments of having more than one hand, cunt.
>>165637906
please refer to my earlier post >>165630942
>>165638124
If you keep being a brat I'll tell your sister.
>>165638124
Restricting Hyōki's internet privileges for using such naughty words!
>>165638289
I have no sister.
>>165638289
>>165638124
If you keep being a brat I'll literally kill myself
>>165638209
those are all way, way too lewd for Daidouji
>>165638429
I want to get lewd with senpai.
>>165638414
End your life then, you worm.
>>165639080
That's it you're getting a time out young lady!
>>165639457
Perfect.
That'll give me time to slip arsenic into your morning coffee.
>>165639980
No you're going to sit on your bed and think about how rude you've been. When you come back you'd better apologize to everyone.
Don't mind Murakumo. She's just taking this general to page 10.
>>165640046
Sure, I'll apologize.
Just let me slide this blade against the quivering flesh of your pale scrawny neck you waste of flesh.
Apologize.
To me.
FOR UNDERESTIMATING MY POWER
>>165640980
Not if I masturbate furiously to her hard enough remotely impregnate her from the third dimension!
>>165641035
Hyōki, we bought that at the local open air market for you to practice with, not to threaten people with.
please post senran feetsies
>>165641048
Sorry buddy, we are living in four dimensional space. Not even joking. Time is the fourth axis.
We're two dimensional apart from our senrans ;_;
>>165641298
Feet are disgusting
I want to carry around my well fed senran after making her the most delicious pizza possible, put her on a comfy couch and gently rub her belly until she falls asleep.
>>165641183
Hyoki sure is fussy. I think we need to send her to bed early tonight.
>>165641183
THAT'S IT
I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOU
I'll put your body face down in the dirt you walking carcass.
>>165641298
>>165642110
[x]kiss forehead
Saki's gonna start speedrunning games for charity!Then get banned for life for telling annoying normies to jump in front of a bus
>>165642420
>Saki's gonna start speedrunning games for charity!
she's autistic enough
>>165641298
I think feet can be cute but nothing more. I really dont know how people get a lewd thrill out of them. Is it the toes?
>>165642420
What games?
>>165642580
You can't understand a fetish you don't have.
>>165642420
>charity
If by charity you mean 24/7 supply of pizza then maybe.
>>165642420
That dumb hikkineet would just fuck up every skip
Such a useless loser
>>165642606
Animal Crossing
Pikmin 2
Katari Damacy
>>165642754
Why are you always projecting when you see a picture of her? Does she really remind you of yourself?
>>165642580
Yeah I don't get into feet unless it's a girl I like all of the rest of her too.
even then it's not a fetish for me it's just "they're cute"
>>165642580
Someone pointed out to me that fetishes are mostly focused around dirty/taboo things and I thing that makes sense for feet
>>165642786
I thought Murasaki was skilled, what are these boring baby games?
>>165642817
Yes
But at least I'm not as pathetic as her
>>165642817
murasaki fuck off
check if mirai has updated
>>165642925
At least I know that there are more people who love her than there are people who love you.
>>165642892
Pikmin 2 can pretty challenging actually. Some of the dungeons in the game get really cheap with how they try to murder your pikmin.
>>165642892
Saki likes fun games that dont stress her out. She wouldnt want to trigger that Calamity.
>>165643015
Shut up nerd.
>>165643040
Ok that makes sense.
>>165643000
>At least I know that there are more people who love her than there are people who love you.
There's Imu I guess. Who KIND OF loves her.
How sad.
Playing Free Cities and making Haruka your slave who worships and trusts you wholly!
Making Haruka your right hand!
Enslaving other senrans!
>>165643201
Hey, no shitposting past your bed time young lady.
>>165643201
I thought you were supposed to be in bed. Go get the belt.
>>165642420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7RGkw1HM4g
Good job Saki
>>165643000
>stirs the pot with a fucking cutting knife that's way too long
And that's why I don't like her. She's dumb and trusts a fucking trans bear!
>wishes for refrigerator
>doesn't have a microwave
lmao what an idiot.
>>165643301
>>165643304
I'm going to sleep
but NOT because you told me to
dorks
Enjoy your sad lives. Alone.
Losers.
>>165643192
I'm serious man, you try dealing with the water wraith perfectly on your first try.
>>165644032
Goodnight sweetie.
>>165644032
[light sobbing can be heard in Hyokis room.]
I have a very bad headache, please send nurse senrans my way. Thanks.
>>165645039
>>165645039
>>165645039
Take some pills, drink lots of water, and try to get some sleep
>>165645163
>>165645197
>>165645227
Thanks, I'll probably take a nap in a sec and see if it gets better.
>>165645039
Nurse Asuka is here to help!
>>165645163
I want Nurse Haruka to try her specially self-made medicaments on me!
>>165645656
Soon you can emulate that feeling by dating nurse-chan in persona 5.
>>165645693
But I don't trust any nurses but Haruka!
>>165645648
i want nurse Asuka to inject me with love
>>165644460
What a dork!
Every fucking time I check the new doujins on sadpanda there's this fucking doujin about soap and how it gets off when people use it during showers and such. Who the fuck reads that garbage, why does it get updated so much?
Official list of Senrans that are for picking up!
Asuka
Hibari
Mirai
Ashiya
Bashou
Minori
Ryoubi
Ryouna
Rin
Muramasa
Ayame
Naraku
Loli Kagura
>>165581260
Yumi is standing on a step!
>>165647179
>no Miyabi
>tfw homura will never rape you into submission
>>165645227
What kind of nurse wears lingerie when treating her patients?
>>165648525
The kind who's trying to get her patient's blood pumping
>>165648574
That is the most bullshit but legit excuse I've heard
>>165648514
I keep seeing this girl.
>>165648574
Bullshit.
When I was in the hospital last summer and had my blood pressure examined all the time, there wasn't single nurse in lingerie around.
>>165648821
Well, it was recently translated and uploaded on sadpanda, maybe that's the reason.
>>165638124
Hyoki a shit.
Is Ryouna dumb?
>tfw /skg/ doesn't play the games (at least anymore)
>>165648894
That's because you weren't sent to Senran Kagura General
>>165648981
Not dumb, just mentally unstable.
>>165649050
PBS releases in a month or two which means it has been almost a year since the last one was released. There aren't nearly as many new people here as you might think.
>>165648981
Dumbest.
>>165649050I make sure to have SK2 as my last played game on 3DS every time I go out, just to spread the happy boobs via Streetpass
>>165649052
>>165649094
SV released on PC and no one has lobbies up for that.
SK2 is probably the least played game here so plenty never even bothered to try to play it. Don't say "no one has a 3DS" because plenty played Burst. Not an argument.
>>165649163
SV is also a port of an almost 4 years old game.
>>165649050
I had never played them, I just come here for the autism and circlejerk.
>>165649212
Yes, and? Plenty of people who don't have a Vita were able to play the game for the first time because of it.
>>165649229
Of course.
>>165649163
>SK2 is probably the least played game here
Gonna need a citation for that claim.
>>165649386
Look around, same goes for /v/. Everything discussed is from SKEV or SKSV. I never see anything from SK2 posted unless I bitch about how underrated it is. The times I've tried to get a lobby going all ended in failure.
>>165649360
I can only speak for myself, but I have a vita and discussed the game a couple of years ago with /skg/. I'm over it.
>>165649434
>same goes for /v/.
And why the fuck should I got to /v/? Their Senran-threads are even worse than here and that's saying a lot.
>>165649360
And the majority of us played it on Vita back then when it was fresh was their point. We had a little tourney for it even
>>165649468
I find I can get people to play the games with more and gameplay is discussed more, so that's a definite improvement. It's also less circlejerky.
>>165649465
Are you me? I've gotten platinum trophies on all three PS-games and I have ZERO interest on the PC ports.
>>165649509
I'd assume that has something to do with /v/ being more PC oriented and more people over there being new to the PC ports of those games. /skg/ obviously has alot of older fans of the series who happened to play those games already and are now part of this general.
>>165649509
All the threads I've seen have been more or less I WANT TO FUCK X.
Maybe it was just a bad sample size, but then again I never go to /v/ to begin with
I truly hope every anon besides me dies so that I can have all senrans by myself
>>165649601
Nah, it's not just that because more people play SK2 there. The number still isn't very high, but it's better than the what, zero? here.
>>165649779
Honestly you sound like a very unpleasant person. Do you mind if we just forget about me ever replying to you?
>>165649360
Of course what?
Do you think I'm lying?
I hate videogames, I'm serious.
>>165649107
>I make sure to have SK2 as my last played game on 3DS every time I go out, just to spread the happy boobs via Streetpass
Are you me?
>>165649434
You don't think maybe people don't talk about SK2 because it came out three years ago and that anyone who cared to play it has already left in the meantime
>>165649630
>All the threads I've seen have been more or less I WANT TO FUCK X.
And what's the difference to being here?
beansprout farts
Why does her sword open up in EV?
>>165652182
Because it did in SK2
>>165652230
Why did it do that?
>>165652286
Because it was cool
>>165652387
Her sword doesnt open up in that webm and it is not cool. Cool is just a giant sword.
>>165652471
And by opening it's a gianter and therefore cooler sword
What is it that's not going through here
>>165652541
It opens up and becomes edgier. And edgy is not cool.
>>165652575
>edgy is not cool
Kagura is stupid.
>>165652669
>>165652945
It would have given a better reason to keep making new characters.
>>165649050
Well I just had to replace my PS4 and it busted in such a way I couldn't salvage any EV data so I'm playing it all over again now.
>>165652659
I mean, she has been canonically been alive less than a year in the modern era.
>>165652659
That's my wife you're talking about.
>>165652945
Source?
>>165653629
Or rather where was it stated everyone was meant to die?
>>165653720
https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-designer-behind-senran-kagura-explains-why-his-games-are-full-of-barely-clothed-women
"To be frank, when we were working on the first Senran Kagura, all the characters were supposed to die at the end. Because the game started as a small project, I wanted the ending to have a big impact on the players. I really didn't expect it to become a series! However, once production ramped up, I started to feel as though I didn't want to put my characters in that situation—I wanted them to stay alive. The more I thought about their deaths, the more the girls' personalities shone in the game, so I decided to change the ending."
>>165653826
Now Takaki the hack wants water gun games.
>>165653826
It's almost like they hate fun
>>165653826
Thank god that didnt happen. It's funny how small sk started.
>>165653552
That's a funny way of spelling MY wife.
>>165653826
SK was meant to:
>Show case 3D boobs.
>Mostly have a flat cast.
>Have everyone die at the ed.
>Possibly have DBZ style aerial battles.
I wonder how they intended to kill everyone?
>>165652669
none of them have really progressed as a character since then, so iunno.
>>165654818
I blame Takaki.
>>165654915
well, the girls will never be allowed to get out of ninja high school. so naturally, they can't progress any further. so that only leaves character exaggeration and recycling character arcs.
>>165655097
Unless they just do games about new schools.
>>165655097
Why the need to progress further? The meme that characters always need to evolve at all times is dumb.
>>165654495
Also:
>Katsuragi was meant to be the main character.
>Hikage was meant to be an emotional magical girl, possibly with dog ears and tail.
>>165655640
The series got saved.
>>165655640
Proto Hikage A was made for headpats
Proto Hikage B is in desperate need of a hug
>senran kagura is on steam
Wait what
How did this happen?
>>165655318
you have a point. they really don't need to. some characters don't ever grow at all and they're cool as fuck. it's more annoying to me that the girls are just becoming parodies of themselves.
>>165655151
i think takaki said he thought about doing that, right? i doubt he'd do it now though. unless it was "Senran Kagura: The New Generation, featuring Yumi."
>>165655640
I also recall that he wanted to add giant bosses to Portrait of Girls like what we got in SK2, but wasn't able to pull it off at the time.
>>165655837
It's Takaki's fault that he wants beach parties for the second game in a row.
>>165655798
Proto Hikage is literally grown up Konoha
>>165655318
It's mostly that a lot of the girls actually managed to de-evolve over time.
>>165656110
More like they're given little to do because >>165655925
>>165655841
Wasn't PoG the hanzo side of Burst? It sort of had a giant boss in Orochi
>>165656191
That was kind of my point, since they're given little to do they instead retread character arcs they've already gone through or ignore previous development for the sake of gags.
>>165656242
That is why I said "like what we got in SK2". I didn't forgot Orochi's existence, just that that was all what he was able to pull off in the end.
>>165656309
I just want a simple plot of "we have this mission, lets do that". It'd be very easy but they havent done that.
Games with same characters dont need character development.
>>165656350
Original Orochi was such a weird fight
Most of its attacks were bullshit screen sweepers but if you could knock it over it went down from a few ninpos to the face
>>165653826
It's funny how senrans was originally going to be something they just farted out before it got popular. Now it's their most recognizable and popular IP cause they wont make new Harvest Moons.
>>165653826
I'm not a fan of rocks fall everyone dies endings but that probably would have been preferable to everything that came after
>>165656629
>cause they wont make new Harvest Moons.
They still make them all the time, it's more that nobody gives a shit at this point.
They should make a new animeme.
Lovely lioness
>>165659345
She's too lovely. Not as lovely as her sister but still lovely.
WAKE UP
>>165660296
I'd rather this nerd.
>>165660709
>>165660296
I'll reject everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0_IhkTHhtI
How do you afternoon, skeegee!?
Is PBS out yet?It's my mom's birthday today so I bought pizza and a nice cake
>>165661569
It's out 2 months to the date.
>>165661692
Is that soon
>>165662023
>is two months soon
>>165661692
That's moonrunes version though, we won't get western for some more time yet
... which I'm actually thankful for because March is going to be FUCKING BUSY as it is.
Zelda
Mass Effect (fuck you I want a sci fi RPG and I want to explore!)
Metal Nier Rising: Revengeance
>>165662575
in fact I just want to be put into a coma until march 3rd.
>>165662575
I bet you liked Inquisition.
Why do all senrans have shaved pussies?
>>165662864
never played it, DA2 was awful. But I enjoyed Mass Effect 3 aside from the ending.
I'm willing to not give Dragon Age any more chances because of their ugly art style and the fact that there are tons of fantasy RPG's out there to choose from. There are far fewer Sci Fi RPG's. In fact the only other Sci Fi RPG released recently has been Xenoblade Chronicles X, unless you count Dude Sex Mankind Divided but that's cyberpunk rather than sci fi really.
>>165663127
DA:I is pretty gud, just someone of the classes can become super OP and take all the fun out of combat (Sword mage)
The little Mura that could
>>165663127
>this desperate for a sci fi RPGmy brother
>>165663315
well, in general I also liked ME's gameplay style, and the aesthetics of their ships, architecture, guns, and armor suits. The only thing wonky looking is the damn faces and animations because
>bioware quality
But nothing in gaming is more comfy than the Presidium. Though that Bar on Omega was pretty cool too.
>>165664020
>tfw I may buy ME:A just for the MP
I'm a lost cause.
The bro that I never had
>>165664243
>posting a substandard resolution card
take that trumpet and stick it up your ass homo.
>>165664020
New fem voice is ass because it isn't Jennifer Hale, but i'll deal with it.
>>165664158
I pirated ME3 to not install Origin so I never did the multiplayer, but I heard it was pretty fun.
But then I installed Origin to beta test Battlefront... and then didn't buy it because I hated the coin powerup system.. so cat's already out of the bag. now so I'm buying Andromeda. Oh well. spyware or not I've never pirated anything from EA on this machine so I don't feel so worried about it. The older machine.. I pirated ME3 and DA2 and some other shit so I was actually worried about getting sued by EA with origin collecting evidence on me.
>>165664442
Here
>>165664667
>Oh well. spyware or not I've never pirated anything from EA on this machine so I don't feel so worried about it. The older machine.. I pirated ME3 and DA2 and some other shit so I was actually worried about getting sued by EA with origin collecting evidence on me.
>there are people this gullible
If Origin was a spyware and EA were suing pirate you would be hearing it from people other than Valvedrones and some retards on /v/
>>165664778
I forgot
>>165664474
I always played dude so.. was never really an issue for me. I was thinking of doing a femshep playthrough through the entire thing, and romancing the qt brown lesbian in 3.. but that ending was so bad I just can't make myself care to do it. I did 3 male playthroughs already through the whole trilogy. nobody/miranda/miranda (as bad as that was just being a cameo), a nobody/tali/tali which is meh, /v/ has bad taste.. and a liara/liara/liara which was the best.
>>165664948
better now delet this >>165664243
>>165664864
Expecting gaming "journalists" to not defend EA and cover for them is like expecting CNN to cover a Trump related story in a neutral non-biased manner.
>>165664948
I want a brojob
>>165665250
But there has been absolutly 0 proof of it being a spyware and you can't finda single report of EA filing a case against a person for piracy. All the fearmongering and retardation stopped a few year after Origin started, don't be stupid.
>>165664158
It will be dead in two months after release like ME3 why even bother?
>>165665250
>thinking /v/ is some kind of truth underground and that every single journalism site on the whole internet is just one big EA lover
literally a conspiracy theorist.
Is Kagura really Takaki's favorite now? He has reverse midas touch huh?
>>165665439
>0 proof of it being a spyware
owo u sure proved me wrong with them hot opinions.
>>165665630
>Implying I go on /v/.
If I wanted to read pasta I'd just go in a MMO general.
>>165665871
Yup. He said that in his interview with VICE.
>>165665871
>>165666376
I'm going to be sick
Takaki is not the man I thought he was.
>>165666376
>Hibari
>Murasaki
Kagura confirmed to be complete moeblob in PBS. To be fair, you cant do ANYTHING with her story wise be "lol too stronk! xD"
>>165666319
>0 proof
>an opinion
the burden of proof is on you.
>>165666781
>the burden of proof is on you.
Might as well just wordfilter into
>I save infographs from reddit and consider myself a debate expert.
>>165667046
what? nigga when you say outlandish shit, YOU have to back it up, not me. calling anything that goes against what you say an opinion is just a typical cop out attitude for someone who can't defend their position.
>>165664948
That cute tomboy has a cute butt
>>165667545
He's mine
>>165666605
>Kagura confirmed to be complete moeblob in PBS
Please don't destroy yet another character with the bullshit of the Versus games. I just want some character development dammit.
>To be fair, you cant do ANYTHING with her story wise be "lol too stronk! xD"
Have her hunt Yoma with Naraku, along with building her personality and relationships with the other characters. Heck, have her learn about the modern world and all that jazz.
>>165666605
She was pretty much a moeblog already though.
>>165667686
>Have her hunt Yoma with Naraku
She'll blow up if she does that.
>have her learn about the modern world and all that jazz.
I thought we didnt want this and wanted ninja stuff. In which case she'll still act like a moeblob.
>look at all these flavors of ice cream
>I'm going to buy them all.
>eats them too fast and wonders what brainfreeze is.
>>165667883
There's nothing wrong with those kinds of interactions if they're saved as side-mission stuff, much like how Burst (properly) implemented a beach scene without it being the central focus of the game.
>>165667883
Doesn't she blow up if she eats youma orbs?
>>165667265
>YOU have to back it up
Ooo, or what? You're going to "call me out"? Congratulations valiant Interknight, you hath slewn yet another troll and preserved m'lady EA's honor for yet another day. I'm not debating you. I'm mocking you. I'm not digging through a couple thousand unsorted images to find a five year old picturehalf as old as yousome guy took showing origin scanning through his documents so you can claim it's fake and disappear into a sea of "but I'm not even that anon"'s.
>>165668260
I forget. It was stupid. I think if she just uses her power because she could not eat them and still kill youma, she would have done that in the past.
ass
>>165668898
Is sorely underrepresented in the games and should be given its own unique physics.
>>165668898
titties
>>165668989
Tit physics could use some improving as well
>>165668898
>>165669108
ass and titties
>>165668989
in any games. They dont care about ass.
>>165669212
ass ass titties titties
>>165669316
ass n titties
>>165663251
[X] PAT HEAD INTENSELY
>>165669227
Lookin pretty good in near a tomato
hibbers
>>165669227
>They dont care about ass
I'll have you know I care very much about ass.
>>165669583
that isn't even that good, its just skimpy.
Where did she get the scroll. Hope in future games the transformations are just as lewd or lewder than this.
>>165668413
I checked, and in Kiriya's words, "When she destroys a specific number of yoma in her awakened state, her body crumbles apart, after which she returns to the Reincarnation Sphere". So once she achieves True Kagura form by gaining enough red orbs, she will only last so long before dying.
>>165669641
You're not japanese.
>>165669227
You dont play enough fighting games anon. Ass city every time.
>>165669765
That chart is flawed in that it assumes that a person only cares about one or the other. I believe that the boobs and butts should have equal representation, and we must ensure that legal ramifications are in place to prevent the biased favor of one party over the other.
>>165669583
wat geim
>>165669675
Mirai and Yagyuu pull their scrolls out of their belly buttons!
>>165669861
Liking butts are for uncivilized monkeys.
Say you're a virgin and Ryouna is throwing herself at you, could you make her HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, or would you get too nervous and pussy out?
>>165669983
In public or private? She'd be hauuing like fuck if the latter.
>>165669870
Nier Automata
>>165669870
Metal Nier Rising: Automata Revengeance
>>165669983
Tell her to fuck off
Would you still love your senrans if she was an AI with flawed copies used as virtual idols in our world?
>>165669983
I have a strict policy of no procreation activities before marriage. I would tell the harlot in question to go away.
>>165670227
wut
>>165670227
Isn't that what she already is?
>>165669965
You rang?
>>165669965
I want to smack that butt.
>>165670071
I think most virgins would panic from the amount of pressure Ryouna would be putting on them, telling them to choke her and hit her and bully her, most would wuss out.
>>165670312
But you could interact with her instead of imagining things.
>>165670282
You get your interactive waifu in a box and they get their own Vocaloid which gets leaked on the net.
>>165670097
It's not even out yet. Do I need to play it's prequel?
>>165669983
Debauchery would ensue.
>>165656028
I can't wait for AH4
Does anyone else like every senran
>>165670750
It's worth reading this LP of the first game for the god-tier story, but you don't have to because Automata was made to be accessible by new players. Especially if you're just interested in butts.
http://lparchive.org/NIER/
>>165672118
I really like about 15-18 of them, feel neutral to about 5 and dislike 3.
>>165672118
I don't have any I really dislike, just a few I always like and some I think about more often depending on what mood I'm in
>>165672118
They are all endearing in their own way inside the games even if the characterization took a nosedive. Most of the time it's a senran's fans I hate and not her itself.
>>165672118
Sorry anon, I don't think I'll ever have a good opinion of Miyabi.
>>165672118
The only one I've had a major problem with was Murasaki in SV and until her match with Shiki in BA, but it wasn't a problem with her as a character, it was a problem with how terribly-written she was. I'm glad she calmed down in EV, she had really fun scenes and her GH was one of the best.
>>165673319
>everyone likes characters that bully Shiki
The 3 Senrans I actively dislike are the 3 that bully my favorite Senran, then I'm just not a fan of Yagyuu because she's too one dimensional. Her entire character is just "my nose bleeds whenever I look at Hibari or think about her in a lewd manner"
>>165672118
I love my senran and I'm okay with the others. I don't have any particularly strong emotions to them.
>>165674160
Murasaki, Imu and Mirai are all Shiki's friends!
>>165674280
they're horribly mean to her. That's no way to treat a friend!
>Instructor!
>>165674651
Get in the van, Bashou
>>165674638
You just don't understand banter, anon.
New wave event tonight
>>165674280
Yes, Mirai and Shiki are good friends! When Shiki thought her blog wasn't popular anymore and she needed to sell out, Mirai reminded her that her blog is already appreciated the way it is!
>>165672118
I can't say I like every Senran, but I also can't say I hate any of them. Aside of maybe Kafuru, but in a good way.
>>165675010
>>165674842
Posting nude photos of someone on their blog isn't very friendly and isn't banter!
I just got DragonBall fusions. Should I make my character Daidouji?
>>165675157
It was tough love. Shiki was a naughty girl and needed to be disciplined.
Which senran's breasts feel the most like 3 icecubes in a cup?
>>165675449
Yumi's.
Is this even a question?
>>165675449
Yumi due of her powers.
Ryoubi since you can feel her cold heart.
>>165675449
Her name starts With Yu and rhymes with boomy.
>>165675157
You're right
It isn't banter...
It's sick bantz
>>165675595
>>165675562
>>165675547
Yumi confirmed for hd rumble?
>>165675157
Brb, posting nudes of anon!
>>165675562
Ryoubi does NOT have a cold heart!
She has a hot heart full of love and breast envy!
>>165675547
>>165675562
>>165675595
>>165675852
I bet Mirai has taken nudes of all the Senrans using her spy drones! And Anon too!
>>165675948
And stupid plans that involve murdering innocent girls, and inflicting the same misery on their families that she felt, just in order to get revenge on the person who killed her.
Or in order to get revenge for one death she is going to kill 15 innocent people that had nothing to do with it!
Yumi's boobs feel like chilly water balloons.
It's actually quite please to touch them. You almost want to instinctively throw them at a car after giving them a good squeeze.
Fortunately/unfortunately Yumi does not enjoy being picked up by the breasts and will stop you before you really get a good throwing-grip on them.
>>165676201
Making the mother of all omelets here anon, can't fret over every egg.
>>165676201
Yes that's how being full of love works!
>>165676201
>kill 15 innocent people that had nothing to do with it!
Only 14. Haruka may not have had anything to do with it, but she's evil, not innocent.
>>165676196
She does! She does!
But little does she know that I've hacked her myself and acquired all of the pictures, plus nude videos of Mirai herself!I just hope that she didn't notice it. Otherwise, I'd be a dead anon. And I don't know if Mirai logs everything on her computer!
>>165676201
>killing innocent girls
What kind of ninja loses sleep over taking lives?
>>165676653
>You are already dead Anon.
>In fact it be best you kill your self now, it will hurt less than when I get hold of you.
>>165676841
B-but I've only acquired your nude body on video because I love you!
I just want to feel Yumis delicate fingertips rubbing all over my bed while she keeps me in a log leck during procreational sex and starts gripping me tighter every time I thrust into her until she basically jams her fingernails into my skin when I cum inside of her and she fills the room with her moans, not letting go of me until her muscle spasms calm down.
Mirai, you stop that or I'll ask Haruka to release all those pictures she has taken of you.
>>165675852
don't post the ones of me and Shiki naked uh... playing doctor! They're embarrassing!
Now I know why I can't stand Yumi. She's too damn cold.
>>165677534
You mean the one where you go in and out of Shiki's womb to simulate a baby's birth?
>>165677831
we were taking her temperature!she's feverishly hot
>>165677534
>>165677831
>unbirthing
Man, you are really sick.
>>165669965
I wish Kagura would sexually enslave some of her fellow Senrans!
Is there a guide to what characters are playable in which games?
>>165676841
I wish pre-renegade Mirai would torture me to death in some revenge scheme. I bet she'd be so nervous and filled with adrenaline that her hands would be trembling. It would be precious!
>>165678242
She sexually enslaved me.
>>165678552
You'd probably like this anon.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=cR5fca8jMWg
>>165678517
Just look on the websites.
>>165678517
Burst is Hanzo team, Hebijo/Crimson team, Daidouji and Rin
Sk2 is Hanzo team, Hebijo/Crimson team, Daidouji, Rin, Murasame
SV is Hanzo team, Hebijo/Crimson team, Gessen team, New Hebijo team, Daidouji, Rin
EV is Hanzo team, Hebijo/Crimson team, Gessen team, New Hebijo team, Sayuri, Jasmine, Ryouki, Festival girls, Daidouji, Rin
I want to show Ikaruga my dick and ask for paizuri.
>>165679390
That's lewd.
>>165678897
Thanks, but I already knew about that. It's what made me want Mirai to hurt me in the first place.
>>165636826
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/review?scode=FIGURE-001850
Who's the curviest Senran?
>>165679390
Reimu is looking fine today
which senrans are for bullying
>>165679879
Ryouna!
How long until Ashiya realizes she has no friends to play switch games with and just buys the pro controller?
>>165676710
Actually that could make for an interesting story. One day the weight of all the death just gets to them or something like that.
>>165679879
If you want to make her happy, Ryouna. If you just want to be mean, Hibari, Ryoubi and Mirai. Maybe Kat too, if you want to molest her tits.
>>165680104
You don't need friends to play Zelda, which is the only game worth buying right now.
>>165680204
>Zelda
>ever worth buying
AHAHAHAHAHA
Ashiya is the kind of person who would buy 8 controllers for her videogame console just in case she ever has friends overshe never has friends over
I want to watch Shiki get raped by tentacles
>>165669583
>>165670097
This is a very important poll. /skg/ is a democracy! A democracy!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12117636
>>165680826
No.
She has nothing to do with this general.
If she'd make a cameo in a game, that'd be a different story. But she didn't make one.
>>165680707
Which tentacle-equipped Senran would be the most fun to watch rape Shiki?
>>165681305
There's not many senrans that a direct access to tentacles.
>>165681305
>tell Yagyuu that Hibari has somehow managed to get stuck in Shiki's butthole and if she gets Hibari out, she'll be eternally grateful
>kick back and watch the show
>>165680826
I am a Homusexual.
>>165679058
Don't forget Kagura and Naraku as DLC in EV
>>165681431
I mean any Senran if they grew tentacles, not Senrans that already have tentacles!
>>165681478
full homu
>>165681738
BIG HOMUS!
This is what Miyabi looks like when she combs her hair.
>>165682930
Sexy!
>>165670685
The question is: is she still a virgin?
>>165683414
Yes because Japan can't cope if she wasn't but I wish she was just going out and fucking random dudes.
>>165684149
She does go around town asking people to do shit to her. Isn't that almost the same?
>>165684542
If it doesn't involve a dick in her holes, it's fine by Jap logic.
I want to show Daidouji my muscles and be patronized by her.
>>165675449
How will Takaki utilize the HD rumble feature on the Switch?
>>165682930
Cute!
And girly!
>>165681940
>Asuka left the perfect Homu for the popular Yumi
Asuka has shit taste.
SHIT TASTE
I love Homura and always will. Crimson Squad number 1 in the hood G!
>>165686094
Homu is already working on getting her revenge!
>>165686391
>The teams talk and go on and on about how great Asuka and Yumi are and how they are the light and the sun and the moon and the leaders of the next generation and are perfect despite being idiots and blind dogs of the council
Meanwhile, people are much more candid with Homura about her flaws and her good side, and she is so much better for it, much more stomachable.
Homura is the number 1 of Senran Kagura.
>>165686094MYNAMEIS
>>165686094
Asuka is no one's girlfriend! NO ONES!
Meaning that she has no girlfriend.
>>165568682
Oi! /skg/ I bought this game Shitnooby Wesuus, was breddy gud.
Sadly I just have my PC, does anybody know if there will be Estival versus for PC? Looks amazing, though I heard they toned down the combat and difficulty or something?
>>165687261
No EV on PC. Did BA come to PC yet?
>>165687261
maybe
probably
I don't know
the combat in general is a lot worse than SV for a myriad of reasons and it has a pretty unimportant plot, but it has its moments and the diorama mode is fun.
EV on PC is definitely something to look forward to.
>>165687124
What?
>>165687495
BA is out on PC yeah
>>165687124
No Homura, your name will NOT be Crab Killa. You will remain Homura!
I want to tease Homura's beautiful body!
Please say something nice about this really cute girl!
I saw Shiki without her makeup!
She's uglier than Orochi!
UGLIER THAN OROCHI!
>>165681478
I want to lick that toned bikini zone
>>165688948
>girl
Silly anon. That's no girl.
It's a boy.
>>165689063
Mirai, don't exaggerate.
She may be uglier without makeup but she isn't THAT ugly.
Also, go to bed finally. It's way too late for you.
>>165687918
>>165687124
HO-MURA THE SWORD RULA
THE HEBI SCHOOLA
>>165688948
Is it possible to kiss or pet a girl in Shinovi versus?
LITERALLY HARUKAhttps://xhamster.com/movies/7097957/three_stunning_babes_with_big_tits_have_some_naughty_fun.html
>>165689257
Shiki without makeup looks older than Sayuri's naked body!
OLDER THAN SAYURI'S NAKED BODY!
YOU go to bed!
>you will never be the carl of the senrans
>you'd think being surrounded by sexy ninjas all day would be great but you have to deal with them destroying your house and freakin' car on a daily basis.
I want to train Daidouji's breasts!
Exceeding her breast limits!I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
>>165690202
Mirai, listen to that anon.
You should go to bed. You don't want to be my guinea pig for my experiments yet again, do you?
>>165690165
Wew lad
>>165690202
I've fapped to Sayuri.
>>165689257
>Silly anon. That's no girl.
>It's a boy.
What did you mean by this?
Miyabi is definitely a girl! She's like the most girliest of girls!
>>165689491
I'm serious guys, I feel like a rapist when I'm in the dressing room, why are they all scared of me? Especially Murasaki, I just want to pet her head a bit and she calls for her sis.
>>165690165
>3dpd
anon
>>165691628
they don't like it in EV either if it makes you feel any better.
>>165691628
they just prefer being kissed, anon. you can only do that in EV though.
Titfuck
Tittyfuck
Titjob
Titwank
Breast sex
Mammary intercouse
Paizuri
>>165692360
In French it's called a Spanish wank.
Hell if I know why.
>>165691640
Don't be so nitpicky with the additional dimension.
Haruka is 2dpd already. Who cares if the pig in the video is 3d then?
>>165690165
eww
>>165691949
>>165691754
>they don't like it in EV either if it makes you feel any better.
No, no it doesn't. Not after I heard Murasaki's story and how much it relates to me... but still, thanks for telling me, anon-kun.
>>165691640
Does this guy even oink?
>>165692994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNYoa2IZHWI
maybe this will
>>165692578
Maybe it's because Spanish people tend to have tits big enough to fuck.
>page 9
>>165694341
>my (not so) little pervert can't be this cute
>>165694341
My Little Shinobi Can't Possibly Be This Busty
>>165690165
Oh wow. I can't believe this. It's fate.
>>165692994
how fucking lazy she must be to not bother to stack some pizza boxes properly
>>165685540
A lot of jap devs said it was more amazing then people thought, Suda said that feature is what gave him the balls to make a new Travis game.
>roommate lends me her 3ds
>senran kagura 2
>see /v/ talk about dem tetty ninja all the time
Well shit...this game is pretty fun. Is it worth playing the first one? I have a vita somewhere so I'll get around those games later.
>>165694341
Sorry I was eating birthday cake with my family!
I'll go back to boobposting!Or I dunno I ate too much I think I always feel disgusting when I eat sweets that are too rich
>>165695667
First one is meh. The others ones are better.
>>165695667
Let me answer your question with a question: Is a low frame rate a deal breaker for you?
>>165695667
the 3ds games are the good ones
>>165695667
SV>EV>=SK2>>>>>>Burst
PBS please!
>>165696459
A specimen of shit taste
>>165696783
CUTE! Sorry she's a cucksbian, anon.
Why are Ryouna and Ryoubi so lewd with eachother
Sisters shouldn't do that
>>165697154
Ryoubi is my wife and they should do that to each other.
>>165696148
I mean....how low? I think senran 2 runs incredibly well for a console but if I play the first and its just runs like shit then nah.
I looked at some of the trailers for the first game and even the gameplay footage runs like ass
>>165697356
It gets choppy, it's not too bad. Burst is just really mediocre.
>>165697356
2 is almost always a locked 30fps, Burst was a launch game or near launch game for 3ds and was not optimized well.
They had a lot of assets that ate up too much of the systems power
>>165574202
Yo is an experienced child care professional! Experienced child care professional!
>>165697346
You have a cute wife.
>>165697346
You wife has a long dick and huge balls!
>>165698027
No she doesnt.
>>165698164
Yeah she does
It's right there
Don't you see it?
You should be familiar with it
>>165698236
I dont see it. Where is it?
>>165698320
Right here
Too much flat Ryoubi! Better Ryoubi is the titty one!
>>165698443
That is literally the opposite of what is true.
>>165698443
All Ryoubi's are good.
There was a Native American cultural festival near where I live, and it allowed me to appreciate Matsuri's culture. Let's celebrate Matsuri and her heritage!
>>165698885
Her heritage is gay.
>>165698443
Man, Ryoubi with a ponytail is cute and beautiful! CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL!
She has to lose weight on her chest though.
>>165698693
Those are really skimpy "swimsuits".
>>165698885
It's a shame that we didn't completely wipe them out from the very root.
>>165698885
yes I'm sure her heritage has lots to be proud of, like alcoholism, casinos, and getting btfo and losing all their land.
>>165699278
Boys should let her know she's so pretty. Needs to stop hanging around other vaginas.
Will HD rumble simulate the feeling of hands holding?
Put all your Ryoubi's in the bag or everybody gets hurt!
What's the best way to level up attributes in EV? That last bar is really slow.
can't wait for Senran Kagura on the switch and the fondling minigames it will surely include
>>165700440
>"You can feel when your senran fills the cup"
>>165700384
you just play missions while untransformed/transformed/frantic
>>165700705
I know but is there a way to do it faster?
Can't wait to see slight nipple bumps through the wet shirts and pasties.
>>165700859
nope. one of the missions on day 8 is probably the best to grind on though.
>>165700676
>>165698693
I love these two!
>>165701170
Do the Ice Queen one, it worked from me. I go up 3-5 levels everytime.
>>165697356
Man I can't even give a number, maybe like 12? I wanna say 12 is a good number
>>165701295
Thanks. I dont mean levels though. Is that the one where Yumi fights Jasmine?
>>165701502
Booty!
I love this lady! Being a bitch is her charm point!
>>165701559
It's the Hikage vs Imu fight.
>>165701224
[obligatory kumoposting]
>>165700384
Countless Losses, it's one of the Day 8 ones. You can rack up a crazy combo count with all the mooks but the framerate gets choppy every now and then since there are so many things on the screen.
>>165701874
I want Kafuru to princess vacuum me up the butt!
>>165701874
>>165701712
Ok, I'll try those.
Is there a new OP planned? I can make it if not.
I need some high quality Rin pics...
>>165697680
Is this from Citra? The first one seems to have better quality character models but it was just so god damned unoptimized.
>>165702473
Yes, don't try and run it since it chugs like a mother fucker on everything.
>>165697680
>neck and scarf
It's keeps on being frightening.
The neck is way too thin.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT LOOKS LIKE ON THE 3DS. FUCKING CITRA.
REEEE
>>165702550
The game can't even handle it by just being in the ninja room. Oh well, I'm just happy they figured out how to optimize the newer titles especially the one on the 3ds
I just finished up 6. The amount of grinding and random increases in difficulty was ridiculous. Magic was a cute though.
Reminder that Takaki is a traitor and you should do everything in your power to make his life a living hell