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/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1020

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Previous: >>165059756

News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (IT WILL HAVE WAIFUS EVENTUALLY)
>Tyranny is out

Sales:


NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Bumping /dag/ but no one responds, about to switch to /meg/.

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to feel the end!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IR2k6-_Hmc

Friendly reminder that /dag/ is really dying.
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Must live..mus...surviv..the ME Andromeda winds are strong..but..I must endure.
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1. Your waifu

2. What you're listening to right now
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Meredith did nothing wrong.
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ded
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>>165388554
1. Jack

2. and i got the IT crowd on in the background
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>>165395514
>Jack isn't in Andromeda

Does that make you feel bad?
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>>165397557
yeah kinda. since i first played me2 a couple years ago, ive been playing a bunch of video games with Jack's VA in it.

fallout 4 was awesome for me
>play as Nora cause Jack voice
>make her look like Jack
>in first playthough encounter a bunch of ghouls
>"oh shit they're fast"
>"oh shit imma die"
>sprint away
>have headphones on
>hear Jack's heavy breathing right in my ears
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>>165387123
>>Where is my Warden?
>Bumping /dag/ but no one responds, about to switch to /meg/.
they're both equally as ded
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>>165399712
lol meg just ded
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>>165388554
1. M.E: Liara D.A Isabela
2. Dark Side of the Moon for background music while I revise
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>>165399865
You'd think with a new game coming out in 2 months there'd be something to talk about.
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>>165401486
bioware isn't releasing any substantial info about the game. they, for some fucking reason, think releasing a little bit of info is a good thing.

also, i've noticed whenever they release something it makes the game look stupider than it already is.
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>>165402289
They're right.
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>it's a /dag/+/meg/ sleepover episode
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>>165402460
>>165402553
its amazing how meg has died twice recently while dag just kept going slow and steady.
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>>165402346
https://youtu.be/mPdHid8_7Qc
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>>165402660
what kind of lonely faggot makes those kinds of videos?
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>>165402660
>10 views
Hello Sharkansas
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>>165402319
Yeah I agree that the trickle of info is stupid. The small amount of info out there is making me super nervous. I'm probably going to wait like a week to buy, unlike every other ME
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>>165402660
Closed after five seconds.

Also don't post your own videos.
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>>165402289
>ME3
>Best story

Clearly they started the series with ME3.
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>>165403045
>The small amount of info out there is making me super nervous.
same, im not at all hyped for MEA
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>>165387123
>Leliana with Quarian armour
>Josephine with Asari dress
What armour is Cullen wearing?
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>>165403991
I think they're dressed like ME characters
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>>165403991
It looks sort of like Zaeed's armor. I think it's just human armor
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>>165403552
I still have some excitement left since I didn't think Inquisition was that bad, but I can't deny I wouldn't be happy if Andromeda was just a space skinned version of it. If only we had some more info bioware...
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>>165403991
kaidans
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>>165404134
>I didn't think Inquisition was that bad

It is the best Bioware game after ME2.
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>>165404134
Bioware is afraid to release more info because they're afraid of the backlash when they don't deliver on their promises.
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>>165404457
they're facing a backlash over not giving us shit.

it's a little mover 2 months until release and we don't know shit about the game exempt for "powerful women"
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>>165404448
Honestly I preferred ME3. I usually play bioware games for the story & characters and I think ME3 was better than Inq in those areas.
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>>165404448
>pic related

>>165404624
I mean, it's a catch 22. Do you not release anything except for a strong zim who don't need no patriarchy? OR do you release lies to make people "satisfied" until the game comes out and customer's realize their leg was being pulled the entire time.
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>>165404765
>and I think ME3 was better than Inq in those areas.
which is funny cause inq was all about relationships
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>>165404624
Strong women and top tier animations /s
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>>165404765
I don't know, I think Inquisition did better overall, Trespasser included, as far as characters. I think it's Inquisition > ME3 > ME2
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>>165404872
I mean ME3 had the advantage since it had 3 games to build those characters up, but even so there weren't that many party members I liked in Inq.
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>>165404852
I don't know, but I wish that Bioware would understand that not everyone that plays their games is a self-identified snowflake and think about the people that actually have money to buy their shit.
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>>165404982
seeing the humans in MEA makes me irrationally angry

>>165405034
the LI in inq sucked ass, it felt hollow and forced as shit.
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>>165405034
Yeah I really liked tresspasser, especially some of the follow ups with love interests. But honestly I prefer Citadel to tresspasser, because I'm a sucker for fanservice
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Why is Cole so cute, bros?

>>165404982
The fuck was that grab?
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>>165404982
Mazel tov, Bioware.
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>>165405034
Holy shit please tell me you are baiting. Ignorance has it's limit.
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>>165405384
Here comes the tumblr landwhales. We had our chance people. Abandon thread, it will die like the last one.
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>>165405112
Then there is also the probability that EA clamped down hard on their balls when it comes to advertising because no publisher would want another shit storm like ME3 happening.

EA is acting like Bioware's parents and grounding them from doing hype for their games.
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>>165405149
Yeah, but a lot of the ME3 romances were really fucked up. Jack, for instance, barely had any screen time. Her "goodbye" scene is like 1 line long. Liara had plenty of screen time, but her romance is still really confusing and unsatisfactory because they reused lines from the new romance for the ME1>2>3 romance

At least Inquisition was a bit consistent with its romances

>>165405382
I really liked Citadel too, it's just the ending slides from Inquisiiton that set it apart for me. They felt really satisfactory

>>165405435
What's wrong anon
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>>165405692
The generally excepted opinion is ME2 > ME3 >> DAI.
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>>165405692
Yeah, Trespasser's ending was really good. That dlc made me retroactively like Inq a bit more. Made me want to finish the game quick on subsequent plays so I could get to it.
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>>165405747
ME2 had horrible character interaction, which is what I was talking about
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>>165405747
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>>165405923
I have never heard anyone say that. ME2 is known for it's characters and their quests.
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>>165406389
The character quests were good, but the interaction was bad. There were too many squadmates with too little development and dialogue
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>>165406389
Many of the characters in 2 were just there to be filler and make the game longer than it really was.
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>>165404982
These animations aren't final and they'll be fixed before release, r-right?
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>>165407005
Even better, they'll stay the same and be reused for DA4!
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>>165407005
I hope so, it's not like I want this game to be shit. It's ME I want it to be great but when they show nothing and what they do show looks like that, well it doesn't inspire confidence.
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>>165407190

Why aren't they hyping up Andromeda by showing more cool stuff like some characters and the antagonist? Everything I have seen yet tells me it is going to be shit. Semi open-world planets with fetch quests, alien resource gathering and clearing hostile alien-camps, quests that involve searching for clues and interacting with them which they copied from Witcher 3.
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>>165404448
>implying ME2 isn't the biggest pile of shit Bioware's ever put out other than DA2
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>>165407937
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>>165407920
Because they fucked up with hyping ME3 so badly people wanted to sue their asses. EA is not going to let those idiotic interns at Bioware fuck up that badly again.

Or maybe their is just absolutely nothing to show in Andromeda because the game is just that shitty.
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>>165408098
They improved the graphics and the gameplay but took a huge dump on literally everything else.
The characters are trash, the story is worse, the music is bland and boring, the whole premise is just dumb, no exploration, etc.
Literally the only good thing about it was the suicide mission (everyone having a role, getting to decide who does what, and having actual consequences of people dying if you made bad decisions or weren't prepared)
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>>165409349
I agree.

Also
1>3>2
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>>165388554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2BFFHvQXcg
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>>165388554
https://youtu.be/a_tl2keQwLg
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Not a single redeeming character.

Killed Hawke in Inquisition too, found him/her unlikable.
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>>165407920
Honestly if ME:A is even half the game TW3 is then I'll be content. My expectations are so low at this point...
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>>165412564
i loved rivalrymancing Merrill in da2, i guess there was a certain power fetish aspect behind it, but i guess im into that.

also
>my suspicion that the bioware writer's room is full of greasy neckbeards and (wo)man children
that's funny since now the bioware writers room is filled with stronk women and faggot "men" and the games are worse than ever

>>165413124
>if ME:A is even half the game TW3 is then I'll be content
DAI and ME3 weren't even half the game TW3 was, you actually think MEA will be better than the last 2 major bioware games?
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>>165413124
>Any Bioware game
>Coming close to how awesome TW3 is

Re-read what you just wrote.
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why is DAI so fucking bad? i want to replay the trilogy but once i get to the Inquisition menu i lose all motivation.
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>>165416624
also cass is qt

but she's still not qt enough for me to grind through the game for her romance
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>>165416624
And DA2 doesn't?
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>>165416865
i don't take it seriously

ive played it 3 times and every time i do different things. i usually go full templar asshole and even let Meredith kill Bethany.

i tell ya, there's nothing better than watching mages get BTFO

but inquisition doesn't have that shit. i can't be an asshole, only slightly angry.
i can't be an edge lord cause there are no edgy options
and there's no elf/mage genocide

what's the point of playing bioware games if i cant be an asshole to their shitty characters?
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>>165416858
Apart from Morrigan, Cass is best looking, cutest waifu in Inq.
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>>165417437
I hear you.

The only thing better than fucking up mages is fucking up elves.
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>>165417818
agreed


>>165418014
man i was so fucking pissed when i was playing the game and the Mage-Templar war ended nice, easy, and so fuckingearly in the game

i thought with a name like INQUISITION, i'd be fucking up mages left and right, but instead i got elf bullshit and a 2nd rate villain
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>>165416624
just replay origins.
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>>165418369
A straight from DLC villain, no less!

I still don't understand how the conflict ended, the shit storm would be waaaay bigger 'realistically'. Alistair stormed in mad as all hell and said like 5 lines then left in my game. And his mum went okay.
Pretty retarded.
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>>165418686
i literally just finished playing DAO for like the 10th time on Monday

>>165418876
when i did that mission where you ally with the Templar's i couldn't believe that was it.
i thought the mage-templar war was raging all over thedas, but then i ended it just by goign to that castle? what fucking sense does that make?

why did they make such a big fucking deal about the war and then make it an after though?
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>>165419315
I was ready to kill all mages and then then they said thank you for saving us. So I sided with them?

Did I fuck up?
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Lyrium sings through me.
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>>165419451
where did they fuck up? how did they go from a war in which every circle and the entire Templar order rebel to some fuck i killed in a shitty dlc blowing up a church?

why was the game not fully about fighting the war they'd been making such a big fucking deal about?

they could have maybe given us a choice to side with one side and then spend the game wiping out the other. and then either rebuilding the chantry or dismantling it

now there's a game i'd play.
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>>165405384
:3
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>>165388554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tLn-h5lNV0
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>>165421364
Tell me why is he so perfect?
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>>165422371
You like shota.
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I just started DA:I again, make my character for me. How should I play this time?
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>>165422371
Because he's the purest.
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>>165422464
But this little fop does nothing for me.
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>>165422710
Female elf mage who romances Solas.
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>>165422746
His dad is a retard.
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>>165422978
>>165422746
HIS DAD IS A FUCKING PARAGON!

what i don't fucking understand is how his beard isn't growing yet

what the fuck kind of half dwarf is he?
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>>165422746
Kieran is a literal child, while Cole is an adult who comes without all the baggage of adulthood you can find in other husbandos.
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>>165422881
THat was my last playthrough though
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>>165422978
His dad stopped the blight. Could a retard do that?

Checkmate.
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>>165423242
Then a human male templar who romances Josie.
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>>165423349
OK, that sounds good. What class do you prefer?
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>>165423275
a retard can lead the inquisition, i dont' see how a retarded warden can't defeat the blight
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>>165423423
Warrior, human rogues make no sense and a mage isn't really a noble.
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>>165423423
Fuck me blind, I missed out the Templar. Will make one then post here later.
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>>165423441
Inquisitor >>>> Warden > Hawk.
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>>165423275
His dad is Alistair in my game.
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>>165423785
Hawkes of either gender are only good for their sex appeal.
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Does anyone read the codex enteries? Some of them are very interesting. Dragon Age has so much lore that they can easily make 5 more games out of it.
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>>165424395
I no longer pay attention to them because most of them don't change across playthroughs and are reused from Origins and 2 anyway. I've also replayed the game several times but never read the war table mission descriptions because they're boring.
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>>165424941
More than 80% of them are new.
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>>165425039
Yeah but stuff like "phylacteries" and "history of the second blight" is just pointless fluff for new players imo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc0V3BWbcNw
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>>165425694
>look down at the comments

>"Do you still produce milk?"
>"OMG! This made me so hard"
>"oowhh very sexy... fap fap fap"

Faggots are scum
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>>165423838
So he is a retard, and a quarter elf too.
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>Tfw the cutest dwarf waifu cucked me for a Titan
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>>165426028
>not wanting to drink fat Hawke's milk
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which waifu/husbando has the tastiest milk??
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>>165427248
What kind of question is this?
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>>165427439
kikikin pls
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:3
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>>165426126
He doesn't look half elf at all. That retcon.
Him half elf made stopped him from being my husbando.
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>>165429648
Are you talking about Alistair or Kieran here?
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>>165429748
Definitely not Kieran
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Cant believe people are posting the same shit they used to post 3 years ago when i used to come here regularly. /dag/ is like a soap opera, 1000 episodes later and nothing has changed
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>>165430486
Post a belfie.
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>>165430486
remember Tuesday Treats
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>>165429648
I know right, 100% elf or no deal.
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>come on, Alibear, give mommy a kiss
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>>165431472
Asunderchan saying this to the cosplayer that sent the cum laced cookies...
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>>165431676
>the cum laced cookies
wat
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>>165431676
>ywn get lovingly sodomized by mommy
Just end it all.
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>>165431889
child...
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>>165387123

m a s s e f f e c t A n d r o m e d a
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T r i s s M e r i g o f u c k y o u r s e l f
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vetra..........!!
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Patrick Weekes of Edmonton! :3
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>>165432556
*slap*
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>Solas will enter the Black City with the Anchor he stole from Inky
>Solas will disperse the Veil, The Fade and the mortal world will be one
>The Elven Pantheon trapped in the Black City will be free and will invade Thedas
>The Titans will rise against the Elven Pantheon for the battle of the gods
>Razikale and Lusacan will unleash a powerful sixth blight with the help of the remaining four Ancient Tevinter Lords
>There will be 4-5 more Dragon Age games
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>>165431472
Why is she his mom again?
Why is she such a big Mary Sue?
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>>165433462
>Mary Sue
>spent one week with her husbando and then got cucked by Loghain
>literally fails at life in DA:I
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>>165433424
I think that Dirthamen is the only other elven god we're going to meet because he corresponds with Razikale, the only non-corrupted archdemon left. He'll give you a loredump about the metaphysics of the setting and then die because we can't actually have Thedas destroyed. The others are probably fully insane by now and thus good for nothing but a shitty mid-boss fight.
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>>165434741
>The only grey warden to cure herself from the taint and revert the process
>Grand enchanter
>Elf
>got the royal D as legitimately as possible
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>>165435237
>The only grey warden to cure herself from the taint and revert the process
The only notable thing about her.
>Grand enchanter
Ends up not mattering at all because the circles get restored with someone else leading them.
>Elf
Master race.
>got the royal D as legitimately as possible
Yeah, and her son grew up to be a chubby autist who treats her like shit if he's the king.
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/dag/ fuck off
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>>165434980
Would be odd to fight the Elven Pantheon. The Elves portrayed all of them as innocent and serene being, maybe except for Elgar'nan.

There are two undiscovered old gods left. Lusacan and Razikale, male and female.
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>>165436120
>Lusacan
>The ancient Tevinter associated the constellation "Tenebrium", depicted as an owl, with him.
>owl
So it's Dirthamen + Falon'din (female). It seems kind of appropriate to see them again because they were referenced in DA:I many times while others like June or Sylaise are kind of ignored.
>The Elves portrayed all of them as innocent and serene being, maybe except for Elgar'nan.
Andruil got the blight and became violently insane (and also tried to rape Solas). Mythal doesn't even have a corporeal presence but still manages to come across as a raving lunatic during that speech about vengeance that Flemeth gives. All of them come across as neutral evil at best.
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>>165435839
Wrong thread?
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Best thing about Sera.
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>>165426556
>cutest dwarf waifu
>not best girl in the game
You must be mistaken
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>>165437403
Why is she so comfy looking?
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>>165437510
Words can't explain it
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>>165437578
>ywn try to compliment her hair, drop your spaghetti and run away crying
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>>165437281
>best thing about Sera
How easy she is
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>>165437281
Her feminine penis?
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>>165438390
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>>165437792
honestly why even live
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Why do people hate Cullen? I though he was fangirl bait done right.
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>>165439176
Most /dag/ boys hate him because they hate all male characters who aren't HoF.
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>>165439176
People hate him? I found him entirely inoffensive
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Does this general actually like DAI?
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Whycome I can't romance Leliana as the Inquisitor if the Hero of Ferelden didn't?

Ditto for Morrigan.
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>>165439427
HoF transcends all the fine ass ownership
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>>165439427
Because the Inquisitor is a beta numale who only fucks 40 year olds, indians and men.
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>>165439283
>they hate all male characters who aren't HoF.

>implying my HoF isn't a grill, cucking Arnora by being Alistairs mistress
>implying Alistair isn't a bro
>implying Sten isn't based
>implying Oghren isn't our collective husbando
>implying we wouldn't tag-team Morrigan with Zevran
It's not that we don't like the bois, it's that the bois we don't like were written by Nu-Bioware
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>>165439410

i thought it was ok but only played a few hours of it. never finished it though.
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>>165387123
>>>/v/363831153

Opinion, DAG?
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>>165439550
This is the only true option:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djaGfNVvzqY
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>>165439676
>DA:I
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Why is his neck so lewd?
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>>165439717
Why the fuck would anyone do this?
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>>165439176
He will never EVER be the next Alistair
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>>165439767
It's better than playing DA:I
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>>165440097
>reading comprehension
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>>165440126
Yes are you familiar with it?
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>>165440126
>reading
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>>165439867
homolust
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>>165439410
Yes.
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>>165440064
Yeah feels like an imitation.

Still banged him though.
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>>165440901
>doing his romance
>everyone in the game talks about how handsome he is
>two naked scenes
>lots of sappy shit, hugs, gifts, dropping spaghetti, etc
>ends in an actual wedding
It was kind of hilarious because they made a pure wish fulfillment romance you'd normally expect from female waifubaits (like Triss or Tali) and people still ate it up.
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Me on the right.
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>>165441264
He wasn't supposed to be a LI but they wrote it when the delayed release.

Yep I fell for it.
The spaghetti was funny.
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>>165426028
I'm not entirely sure why you would say anything like that publicly (even if it's just youtube). It makes you look desperate.
>>165429648
Jesus christ. This read out like clipped caveman-speak.
>>165431676
I still only know the ending result of this story.
>>165432437
So, why are people so excited about female turians?
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Triss or Leliana?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12096795/

Morrigan or Yennefer?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12096810/
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>>165436385
Didn't Mythal remove Andruil's corruption though?
>>165437792
You could always try finding really short women and pretending.
>>165439176
There are a lot of complaints about him being bland and folks not liking his reactions toward mages throughout the games, seeing a change in opinion towards them as completely retconning him.
His lines worked well enough for me.
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There's no Hawke without Tethras.
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>>165442945
Triss < Leliana.
Morrigan < Yennefer.
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>>165443273
There's no Varric without Triss.
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>>165443381
kys
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>>165443578
:3
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>>165443273
Donnic thinks I'm punishing him? But Hightown is a safe patrol, a reward!
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>>165443474
What the fuck is this shit?
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How does my Lavellan look? Tried going for cute tomboy
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>>165443925
Culture.
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More pictures of Lavellan. I'd like to imagine she ran around jumping through the trees and acting like a complete and total dumbass before the Keeper taught her how to control her magic
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>>165444102
>>165444208
Reminds me of this cumslut.
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Last good picture I have of her.
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>>165444331
Not a fan of the scars desu.
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>>165444390
Eh, I was a bit split on that, but I wanted to really put in that feeling that she lived in the forests and had to deal with humans on a regular basis. Maybe say some scars came from racist humans while others came from bears or whatever the hell lives in those forests. To me, it adds some story to it.
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>>165444486
It just seems kind of off that a keeper apprentice who should be pretty sheltered (judging by Merrill's behaviour) would look like she tried to hug a bear.
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>>165444559
Well, on the other hand, she had to learn how to fight at some point right? I guess the point is moot really since all I really wanted to do is make a tomboy and tomboys will naturally have battlescars and scabs.
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>>165444646
I guess so. I usually only give my characters scars and make their cheeks more gaunt late in the game.
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>>165436120
>The Elves portrayed all of them as innocent and serene being, maybe except for Elgar'nan.

The Dalish portray them as innocent and kind, the ancient elves actually knew how dangerous they were and they lived in fear. Solas says this too if you pick a certain dialogue option upon discovering Falon'din's mural in Mythal's temple.

Also they warred continuously with each other in "petty fights" and were "arrogant and fickle".

>Falon'din was selfish and crazy as fuck and killed tons of people to have more worshippers than the others
>Andruil's true symbol was the hare, because she was the goddess of sacrifice, meaning that lots of elves probably were sacrificed and gutted on her altars
>Elgarn'nan was insane and had a bad temper
>Ghilan'nain created horrors and terrible creatures and probably commissioned an enchanted series of armors that used living beings as materials (see a hard-to-find codex entry in Trespasser)
>Dirthamen and June are the most mysterious, but they still had slaves and Solas had no problems in locking them away with the others, so they were probably crazy as fuck too
>Mythal is depicted both as a kind mother and a lunatic and if someone wasn't worthy of her attention, she gladly gave them to her insane husband. She also killed dwarves and Titans and them locked them all away with the Blight
>even the Qunari say that the "rulers of ancient elves made their people bear so many atrocities that the rulers of our time seem tame in comparison"

No wonder Solas managed to rally so many armies and people to fight those assholes. Andruil even brought up the Blight and became more insane than usual.
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>>165445029
>Elgarn'nan was insane and had a bad temper
Literally /dag/.
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Currently playing DA:O for the first time. I've heard people say that starting off as a Mage then going Blood Mage/Arcane Warrior is the way to go if I want a tanky character with a lot of CC options.

Should I specialize into Blood Mage first, then go Arcane Warrior? Or the other way around?
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>>165446196
Go with AW first if your main goal is to be tanky. You know you need to make specific choices to unlock blood magic, right?
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>>165446568

I've heard that you need to complete specific side-missions and do stuff that can make certain characters bail on the party to be a blood mage. Not so much for Arcane Warrior.

Just wanted to know if going in a specific order for the specializations would affect anything.
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>>165446817
Getting blood magic merely makes you a bit more durable, the core of a tank-mage lies in AW abilities.
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>>165442945
>18 votes
Did you post this on /v/ or something?
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>>165447019
Yes, it's a cancerous Witcher vs DA waifu thread. I doubt more than 10 people actually voted though. Rest is samefagging.
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>>165447098
Thought so, /v/ loves Triss for some reason.
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>Inquisitor Trevelyan, I'm the Templar Order
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>>165452245
What is camel toe called with men? He looks like he just accidentally saw that.
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>>165452534
Penis bulge?
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>>165452575
No, when it comes up between the balls.
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>>165452706
Moose knuckles?
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>>165452706
That doesn't really happen.
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Why is he so fat?
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>>165455053
He loves pies idk?
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>>165455369
What a fruit.
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>>165454252
http://i.imgur.com/8CaiMWU.jpg
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>>165459586
is this where she swings at varric with an open palm?
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>>165461017
Yes, that was some top quality bioware choreography.
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:3
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just let it end
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Blonde Cass looks like a manly Milo Yiannopoulos.
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>>165463502
Who's this boy?
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>>165463596
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good morning daggg
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>>165466002
H-hi...
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>>165443474
What's this from?
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>>165466869
Dunno, looks like some stupid comic, but the artist deactivated her deviantart so who knows.
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Do mages deserve unrestricted freedom? They are dangerous enough as is within their own circles.
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>>165467869
I don't agree with the circles, but I don't think that they should have unrestricted freedom either. Mages need to have constant observation that acts as a control mechanism because only then a consciousness of constant surveillance is internalized and they don't start doing crazy blood magic experiments.
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>>165467869
>>165468345
this is all mages deserve

except for Morrigan
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;_______;
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anyone playing bg2 here ?
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>>165470348
why?
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>>165470328
Yes.
>>165470328
Delete this immediately, Keira is alive and well.
>>165470508
>250 saves
Several characters, paranoid saving in case of save corruption.
>50 hours and still level 13
No idea.
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:3
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>>165473429
Jesus fucking Christ that is unflattering
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>>165473656
Plz do not bully.
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>>165468345

I think the Qun handles them well. Lip sowing is a bit much, but they kind of have everything down pat.
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>>165459586
angry selfie?
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>>165473776
I didn't even realize that his face had been messed with at first. He's that ugly.
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I think my Solas broke.
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>>165474507

~We are all broken, that's how the light gets in~
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>>165475994

I guess one could say that you are, indeed, the Tyranny(tm)
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>>165473776
Ohh wow. Why does he look like he has Grave's Disease?
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>>165475994
Why'd you delete the post?
>>165476547
There's a low res Solas hanging around in Haven during that lucid dream sequence for some reason.
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>left the stove on
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I usually cook lunchs a month in advance, freeze them, and brown bag lunch for works. I try to have at least one hot meal a day. The last time I cooked was last Thursday. I ate with my parent for Saturday, and ever since, I had DAI instead of cooking.
This game is seriously addicting. I can't remember the last time I played a RPG that keeps me riveted like this. Interesting story, interesting casts, interesting quests, this is as close to perfection as I've ever remember.
Yes, even the dreaded Hinterlands. I finished that zone minus the collection quests before I moved on. The combat is so addicting (me being a mage with many buttons to juggle probably helps there) and the lore, quests, characters, so much more detailed than DAO. It's amazing. My final challenge was a rift where the enemy out leveled me a good 4 or 5 level. I had to retry times and times again, until I know exactly where to dispell before they spawn!
Then I moved on to the main quests and it's simply amazing. I ran home after work and put a solid 6 hours into the game for 2 nights straight, on the third night, I banged my head against it for another 6 hours and the final moment when I raised a sword a little bit after 1AM, I felt like it was a fair price for the previous 2 nights.
Now that I have my specialization, there are far less and less challenging content, but the story and the characters kept me engaged all the way through. After finding DA1 boring and skipping DA2 due to bad reviews, I'm glad I didn't skip this one for the same reason. Surprisingly, I was almost 100% unspoiled, partially because after DA2 I doubt Bioware has much left in them for another good game so I didn't even try to follow it, and the initial bad reception wasn't help either, but now, I'm doing all the fetch quests one by one because I'm afraid the game will end soon....
I've started eating into my frozen lunches for dinner, I should still be good for another week or so, but if you read this, send help.
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>>165474075
#mad #rage #selfie #selfienation #selfies #me #love #pretty #handsome #instagood #instaselfie #selfietime #face #shamelessselefie #grrr #stillcute
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>>165475876
Wise like always...
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>>165474217
You're just jealous because your head doesn't reflect 80% of the light that hits it.
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>>165473890
The way the qunari treat their mages is cruel and inhumane.
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>>165478665
The way the qunari treat their mages is softand irresponsible
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do you guys think their will actually be a da4?
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>>165480465
Maybe.
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>>165477425

>I bet she got shemmed at some point
>>Elgar'nan is that you
>tfw Gray Wardens in my Skyhold
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>>165479198
The triumphant calamity of false consciousness that surrounds the consensual commodification of qunari mages violates Kant’s categorical imperative that all people must be treated as ends in themselves.
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>>165480838
>This Inquisition sucks
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>Tfw finally got the DAI cinematic tool working and it's great
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>>165467869
Unrestricted freedom is an extremely bad idea, but the answer is very clearly not to imprison them, torture them Even moderately relaxing that shit gives better results, as shown in Rivain until (surprise) the Chantry fucked them in the ass.

A modest proposal:

- Remove the Chantry from the equation entirely. Should be self-explanatory.
- More Circles, but smaller Circles. Smaller Circles are easier to police and maintain, less likely to get dangerous factions growing, a single rogue tower would be a major disaster a la Kinloch.
- Less Templars, but better trained Templars. All Templars vetted for mage-related tragic backstories (here's looking at you, Meredith), mental health issues, obvious latent sadist traits, etc, but that clearly isn't happening. Less focus on stabby-stabby-hacky-rape, more on magic control, conflict de-escalation, etc. Without Chantry intervention, less "I'm a soldier of God, I can do what I want bc I'm just", more "I'm doing an important job and getting well paid for it".
- Bin the Harrowing. It's stupid, doesn't work, and causes insane amounts of problems. Instead, have something more like a university degree in which you have to prove over the course of several years of testing that you can control yourself, you're well learned, disciplined, trustworthy, etc. Mages that pass get to live in the outside world. Those that don't/haven't passed yet live in the Circle but are allowed to be visited by family, or leave under escort.
- Increase the economic output of Circles. Get more mages working, the potential is unlimited. Teach them skills, both professional and general. Less "Lord Dick Holder rented a single Tranquil to enchant this ring for 10g", more "King Hugh Gass paid a stupid amount of money to have this highway built in a week".

Basically, not-shit Hogwarts. Like it wouldn't solve everything but it would probably be an improvement.
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>>165481946
>that yellow eyeshadow
Triggered.
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>>165480917
>Kant
>not a bitch boi who's ideas can't work outside his autistic world view
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>>165482798
But it's her standard model
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>>165480465
I really wish I could make a female Quanari inquisitor like this. Any good sliders? Kind of sick of playing elf or human all the time
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>>165482798
That is makeup.
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>>165483443
Eyeshadow is makeup, genius.
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Sera's nasty farts
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>>165482967
Nevertheless, his ideas are kind of relevant in case of the saarebas, I think. Their commodification comes about through subordination since their culture considers certain characteristics of people to be marks of lesser personhood, so bioware is probably trying to comment on how the real world raises many of its citizens as spare parts to be used as migratory workers, minimum-wage retail slaves, even suicide bombers.
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>>165482652
>smaller circles
>have to live with the same twenty faggots all your life
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>>165483959
PEE BEE
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>>165485023
>Pee Bee
Just fucking kill me
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>>165484542
you give bioware WAY to much credit
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>CAW CAW CAW CAW
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>>165487107
Thommy...
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>>165487107
fatass
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>>165483326
I like this one
https://imgur.com/a/ZZRO2
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I've only been on /dag/ for like two days and I'm noticing the same fucking blonde Cassandra posted non-stop. Is this a normal thing
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>>165487887
Someone is posting screenshots of their playthrough
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>>165487887
I'm going to post it until you like it.
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>>165488413
i like this one more
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>>165488528
E-Eddie Redmayne?
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>>165487887
There are four types of image posters on every /dag/ thread.

>The Jack poster that posts exotic Jack and talks about Mass Effect

>The 1600x900 playthrough poster that also posts Leliana. His images have the same name.

>The "Meredith did nothing wrong" poster that has been posting non-stop since 2014

>The :3 poster that posts modded white-hair Cass, curly Cullen, pimple Lel. Blackwall, Solas, Cole, Harding and random shit. His screenshots always have the same name like the Lel poster.
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>>165488657
who?
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>>165488726
>The Jack poster that posts exotic Jack and talks about Mass Effect
'sup.
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>>165487642
That's super cute
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>>165488749
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>>165488726
>forgetting the tumblr art posters
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>>165488726
I post Liara sometimes!
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>>165488528
>>165489139
i dont see it
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>>165489195
i like when you do, cause i like liara too
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>>165489423
Jack is top tier ME2 girl
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>>165489940
is it weird that i like me2 Jack more than me3 Jack?
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>>165490096
Dat bone structure
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>>165490096
I like the short hair better to be honest, it really complements her face. As far as personality, I kind of like the grown up Jack in ME3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5bxf1LxAa4

The amount of content she got is pretty disgraceful though
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>>165490096
They improved her in me3.
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>>165490326
yeah that's what it is

>>165490427
>>165490481
im not saying i didn't like her new look, i thought it was great, but she made a good first impression on my penus as a bald woman

>The amount of content she got is pretty disgraceful though
that pissed me off more than the ending t.bh
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>>165490678
She looks like she has traces of native American features
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>>165490940
her face model looks half asian or someshit.

dont know if she actually is though
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do elf lives matter?
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>>165492476
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>>165492940
so no?
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>>165491286
Iranian maybe? She looks really similar to her model.
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>>165493186
>She looks really similar to her model.
she is
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Jack's face model is married to Billy Zane wtf
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>>165493396
They did a pretty good job on hers then.
I did google and an article came up about her and Billy Zane stating that she was Columbian born.
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>>165494076
>Billy Zane
good for him, he deserves it after DOING NOTHING WRONG in the titanic but still being the bad guy
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>>165494025
Litwho
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>>165494647
he was in Kingdom Hearts 1 and SSX Tricky (also an EA game, collusion?)

and Titanic I guess
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>>165494617
He has no faults
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>>165495345
>SSX Tricky
I have fond memories of renting this
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.
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>>165496731
Yuck! Yucky!
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This fucking game.
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>>165497785
Racist.
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>>165495345
>>165496354

>SSX Tricky
SSX was literally my first PS2 game. I'm not sure if it came with it or what, I'd normally not want a snowboarding game. I remember it being alright though. I still have it lying around somewhere
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>>165501058
He looks like Todd Howard.
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10
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Any mods for DA:I that make it easy to get Tier 4 schematics?
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>Loved DA:O
>tried DA2 but never got into it
>Enjoyed DA:I even if it's not as good as DA:O
>try DA2 again
>it's even worse than I remembered

I honestly don't know how they let the quality get so low, did something happen? It's obviously not as simple as "EA lol" since DA:I ended up pretty good
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Mages get a lot of unique dialogue, do Rogues or Warriors get any?
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>>165511150
Bioware has never been good at making a 2nd game. Just look at the lackluster ME2 that brought nothing to the series but filler.
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>>165511360
Yeah ME2 was bad in hindsight but at least when I played it I didn't feel like I was forcing ghost pepper paste into my urethra
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>>165511150
>since DA:I ended up pretty good
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>>165512439
I wouldn't call it "great" or anything but it was serviceable enough

Even if I couldn't bang TopLel
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Am I the only who never understands Cole? He says so much interesting things, some of them even foreshadow the plot in DA4. But I just can't understand them. I wish I could pause his dialogue so I can think what he is trying to say.
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>>165511880
DA2 felt like hell because it was a mishmash of baby shit and cat vomit on a disk. It clearly had no direction or purpose and so you were just left with a pointless game.

It sucks at being a game, even it sucks at being lemony fresh fanfiction.
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>>165511302
If a Warrior trains as a Champion they get one at the Winter Palace

Not sure about Rogues but there's probably one somewhere
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>>165511150
They were given a stupidly short period of time to churn out a highly anticipated game that had a fair amount of problems (teething problems with EA, "new" engine, team members leaving, etc), plus there's a massive slice of YMMV going on since a lot of the complaints are down basically down to taste (ie scaled-down narrative, opinion on companions, opinion on how closely recreating the Origins formula was, etc).

Also its ugly. Kirkwall is ugly. The city, the coast, Sundermount - like, I get it fits the pretty miserable setting/story but goddamn, it is ugly.
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>>165511150
DA:I is better than DA2 which isn't a hard feat. It's not bad but nothing remarkable.

Can't possibly compete with the Witcher.
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>>165514036
Slowly but surely you are convincing me to go out and by Inquisition tomorrow and blow my time off by being told to check my white, cis privilege
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>>165514036
Definitely not. Even TW2 (which I consider the worst entry of the trilogy by a large margin) is on par with - if not better than - DA:O (which I consider to be the best of the Dragon Age trilogy)

But now we're getting off topic - anyone got any sliders for a qt Elf chick? About to start a new run through of DA:I since I picked up the DLC on the new year's sale
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>>165514329
It's definitely annoying that it basically gets forced on you with Krem & Iron Bull but it's not as front-and-centre as I'm sure they would have liked

Really I find Sera to be the worst part of the game

I mean you could always pirate it if you're not sure but obviously I cannot condone such an action, that would be morally reprehensible of course and you definitely should not do that
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>>165514528
>mfw I killed the Chargers and will kill Bull in the DLC
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>>165513239
While the graphics and reuse of areas is pretty indefensible, if you like the characters I think you can find a lot to like in DA2. I also actually liked having a player character with some character instead of a silent protagonist like origins.
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>>165514528
I'm sadly a consolefag so pirating would be a giant hassle.

The only reason why I want to play it is just to see what else is going on in the world of Thedas. Other than that, the companions look like a giant eyesore and Sera reminds me of the DA-version speshulsnowflake of Liara. I honestly have the most irrational fit of rage every time I see her missing-chromosome face.
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>>165422746
>all those /ss/ animations with kieran
>not a single gay one
But why?
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>>165514528
>it basically gets forced on you with Krem & Iron Bull
>completely 100% avoidable
>forced on you

???
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Will there be a timeskip between Trespasser dlc and DA4?
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>>165515049
>Sera reminds me of the DA-version speshulsnowflake of Liara
I... what?
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>>165516186
Probably

I'm still fucking pissed that the DLC for DA:I is fucking sequelbait
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>spend ages making my character look good in the creator
>first custscene and he looks nothing like it

god damnit why do I even bother
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Sera approves everytime I hit on harding.

Is Sera a cuck?
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Is any of the DLC in 2 worth buying?
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>>165518265
>Harding isn't a real romance option

Fucking figures, the one attractive option for heterosexual males and it's not actually an option
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How the fuck do I mod DA:I

Every time I try to do the merged patch thing it doesn't seem to work
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>>165519106
I've got two "Official Patch"es in my mod list thing so I'm guessing that's part of the problem?

They're both Version 12 but one is "Required patch 0" and the other is "Required patch none"

Why does EA hate mods
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>>165519439
Because you don't need to mod a perfect game. :^)
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>>165496354
>>165502478
SSX Tricky and SSX 3 are two fucking fine games, even if you don't have an interest in snowboarding. Shame EA ran it into the ground with yearly sequels. The reboot was fairly decent.

Tricky was also one of EA's early examples of hiring big name celebrities to do voice overs. At least it makes some sense in a game full of dialogue like ME. I wonder how much is cost to have Lucy Liu record 20 minutes total of dialogue for SSX.
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>>165520043
I remember I used to play the fuck out of Coolboarders on the original Playstation, SSX3 on XBox was my second ever snowboarding game and it blew my fucking mind

Also had some pretty decent music
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=93&v=v66c2xJzvNM
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>>165520840
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so here's this

http://www.pcgamer.com/frostbite-engine-to-blame-for-dragon-age-2-exalted-march-expansion-cancellation/?utm_content=buffer573a2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=buffer_pcgamerfb
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>>165388554
>>165401314
this is the only correct answer
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>>165523298
>wanting to fuck a walking std
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>>165523067
This series is such a mess, I hope they get their act together in the next game.
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>>165523067
I posted this last thread and no one cared.
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>>165523889
well it's not like it matter now.
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>>165518265
Statham is so cute...
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trying to make an elf male is hard.
especially when you make one look good in the creation screen, only for it to look horrible ingame when the face does any sort of expression.
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>>165525225
you elf looks like a bitch

dorfs and Qunari and the only acceptable races to play as in DA
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>>165439295
the 2nd from the left would be qt if she lost weight
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>>165525225
What the fuck is that creature lmao. Fix his jaw and chin.
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>>165525746
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. At all.
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>>165512994
You can look up his dialogue and that'll shed light on things.
>>165514329
There's nothing about checking your privilege so far. Honestly, with the whole Krem thing I remember being mildly confused when I would start up banter thinking that something was off. I even asked a friend that had stopped by if he heard it too with the voice. Further on in banter it was explained, so it was kind of a relief to know what the fuck was happening. I was surprised when they went into details, but you do have to ask. Dorian's personal quest was a little cringe because it felt forced for the age of the character, but still not all that terrible.
Just acknowledge it, check it off, shake it off, then continue playing.
/end wall
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>>165515049
Sera's kinda cute in her way though. I liked the way her nose got all scrunchy when she was in a tiz, but I like watching facial expressions. You can kick her if I remember right.
>>165516186
At least a couple of years, I would think. That seems to be the norm, plus it gives the Inquisition or your group time to get itself together for plotting shit.
>>165518168
You can change it later in the emporium.
>>165518265
I think she's just happy that someone is trying to get laid. Maybe not.
>>165518474
Legacy, supposedly. Or you can just watch it on youtube.. but there's no exploring on your own that way obviously.
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>>165526370
Her nose gets scrunchy like that cause she's a gremlin. Gremlins aren't cute, they deserve to be stepped on.
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>>165527097
I know what gremlins look like and Sera's a little gobliney, but not evil burnt chicken wing gobliney. I spent up to my early 20s having nightmares about those little shits.
Most women fear rapists. I fear clowns in the drainage and gremlins reaching out from under my bed.
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>tfw no gf to step on you
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>>165527975
Be gone gremlin filth.
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post blackwall
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>>165525225
wow queen, you're so beautiful
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>>165528827
Thom hanged.
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>>165528827
>w-what are you doing down there, anon-kun?
>what do you mean you want to milk me?
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>>165518989
Doesn't Trespasser add a little to it?
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Faggot Solas is too ashamed to face me.
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>>165530069
>dressing him in that thing
Why....
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>>165529132
oh dear
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>>165525225
I just embraced it and made my elf a twink
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>>165530134
+45 Willpower tho.
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>>165530482
Give him the Bull D
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>>165530553
>Solas pretending to care about Morrigan's ramblings when in reality he's fondly recalling the time he fucked her mum
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>>165530569
>tfw that's exactly what I did
Elf twink inquisitor looked too ridiculous with anyone else

Go hard or go home, as the saying goes
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>>165387123

does josephine have a loose vagina?
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>>165531739
No, she prefers anal fisting.
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Remember Otranto?
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>>165532602
Hairy Antivan bussy...
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>>165531739
Leliana and Josephine are lesbians and they both share a big dildo so yes.
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“Sera” is a terrible scuttling biped. Although very swift, its legs face opposite directions, and it is prone to erratic changes in its path as it sweeps the floor for tasty grime with its tongue. Its cold, dead looking body is covered in mold and held together by stitches. It represents Bioware's feelings on having declined from an A-list video game developer to a cheap joke, only allowed to live because of the generosity of their former competitors still giving them a platform to make their games on. The sharp ears sticking out of its body evoke the image of reaching hands, representing Bioware’s yearning to be liked alongside its growing repulsiveness, both in the eyes of others and in their own. They are aggressive, but ultimately weak scavengers.
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>>165532701
Belongs to ME!
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So the Elven gods were actually evil and tyrants?
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>>165535432
just elven magisters, yes
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Wew lad I thought she was a cute hunter that loved Hallas.
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>TW3
>have to meet a shoeshine
>offers to clean my boots
>reload, take off my boots
>offers to clean my boots again
>Geralt comments on being barefoot and puts them back on
>reload, take off my boots and discard them
>offers to clean my boots again
>Geralt says the same line again even though he doesn't have any boots to put on
>shoeshine scrubs his bare feet
CDPR...
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>>165536647
Go on...
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>>165536326
She was gonna tie Solas to a bed and fuck him for an entire year.
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>>165536759
DELETE THIS
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>>165536647
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>>165536759
That sounds lewd.
>>
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Which dagna would you to tie to a bed and fuck for an entire year???
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>>165537360
Worst fucking armor ever
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>>165537385
everyone but you
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>>165537385
Myself.
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*bends over and pulls down my shorts to reveal a pink thong with Solas's face printed on the front*

tee hee~
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>>165538164
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>>165538571
Anon...
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why are yuropoors so degenerate
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So I finished the Temple of Mythal quest and the ancient elf mentioned that Mythal was murdered and her temple was destroyed. So what happened?
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>>165538907
Weltschmertz

The fucking refugees are raping us
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>>165538571

wheres solas's face?
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>Mounts are so slow there's no fucking point in ever using them

t-thanks
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>>165530482

If it's gonna be a male elf in DA:I, it's fuccboi or bust
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>>165539539
They made the hissing wastes so damn big so you'd use them
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>>165539563
>That PS2 tier necklace texture
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>>165539861

Are you shitting on my elven heritage?
Can't even post another screenshot because I dropped my elf playthrough 1 hour in.
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So if you "soften" Leliana and she becomes Divine, what's the difference?
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>>165542109

She doesn't murder everyone that looks at her funny aka. it's the boring choice.
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Where's Hawke?

Where's Hawke?
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>>165539563
He's pretty cute to be honest.
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>>165542681

>>165542704

Thank you..
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>>165538936
Play Trespasser. But if you want to know now

the Evanuris, the other elven gods, killed Mythal "in their lust for power". They wanted to keep stealing lyrium (and the power of the Blight too) from the dwarves, but she had sealed them in the underground because of the Taint itself and so the other elven gods couldn't access to it anymore

Flemeth/Mythal says that "she was betrayed, as the world was betrayed". But they really didn't kill her, only weakened her so much that she was reduced to a wisp
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>>165542681
Ded
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>>165543127
>>165544101
>Staying in the fade because some literallywho tells you to
Whoever stayed in the fade deserved their death
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>>165523067
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAAEUFjq2K4
I'm more interested in what happened with DAI's development. It looked so promising when it was first revealed, and then everything took a turn for the worst. If it's because of old-gen then I'm not sure why they bothered since the game looks like ass on it.
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>>165544274
>ONE OF US NEEDS TO STAY BEHIND AND DELAY IT
>but the exit is like right there also we have 3 fucking mages here including Hawke so why don't you guys just throw up some ice walls and we'll run out, no problem
>NO ONE OF US MUST GO, OUR PLANET NEEDS US
>alright well fuck off MagicHawke I'm not letting my bro Alistair die
>Hawke proceeds to use no magic during his fight with the giant spider despite being a mage

K
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>>165545126
Hawke and Alistair are certified morons and Loghain and Stroud are old men, are you expecting them to solo that demon?
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How come we havent seen the Warden in the last 2 games?
He seems like an important figure
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>>165545356

They have no idea how to bring them back because it's simply not possible but killing him off would piss off people too. All you can look forward to is BW's next excuse for their absence because they did already return from the quest against the Calling.
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>>165545548
>him
Your headcanon is showing. Don't force toxic masculinity on me.
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>>165546164

I did my best to keep it neutral but I just can't do it.
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I bought the GOTY edition last week.

after all the memes I thought it would be the shittiest game ever but I've been loving it. what a lovely surprise
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>>165546551
>tfw can't tell if genuine enthusiasm or /meg/ faggots posting ebin reddit copypastas again
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>>165546551
Glad you're enjoying it, anon
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>>165545548
They returned from the Calling quest, did they find a cure?
I want my HoF to be queen
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>>165538907
Selling your body for potatoes does that to you.
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>>165546642
it's genuine, I really like the game. the areas are fun to explore, I care about the characters, it looks really good on PC with ultra settings (and runs good too)

I unironically enjoyed this way more than the witcher 3.
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>>165546842
Now that's an uncommon opinion. I like both.
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:3
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>>165405034
>ME2 last

nigger are you really saying that Mordin and Thane are worse than transfestite Ash and the hispanic
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>>165416624
Just play origins until you've done a play through with each origin
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tis cold in my tent
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>>165550795
Get a thicker blanket
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>>165550795
>can't romance Morrigan or TopLel in DA:I

fucking shit game 0/10
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>>165546772

All we know is that the warden returned, no word on success yet.

>>165550795

'Tis cuddle time, then.
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>>165551116
>Cucking yourself
>>
Cuddling is gay.
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>>165551740
Keep telling yourself that you lonely fag
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>>165551779
Says the fag who fantasizes about cuddling with his video game girlfriend.
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>>165519106
http://lyriumlovesong.tumblr.com/post/138399418686/lyriumlovesongs-guide-to-modding-inquisition-for

I used this to help me and it works fine. I'm using aesthetic mods, character mods, gameplay mods, it's all good. DAI Tool Suite does almost everything for you anyway.
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>>165551841
I have a husbando you gay nigger
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>>165551947
wtf
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>>165551740

Need a huggle?
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>ywn fall asleep in Solas' arms and have lucid dreams about shem genocide
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Yo fuck this "Anything can be elite" random bullshit. Fucking, elite magical barriers? Get the fuck out of here you shitty game
>>
did bioware fire that ultra sjw guy with anti-white comments on twitter?

its important
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>>165556454
Nah, he's still there afaik
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>ywn lick the sweat off his face
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>>165560245
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>>165560436
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>>165560589
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Femquns aren't feminine enough to be popular.
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>>165561208
that's a shame
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>>165561208
Yeah too manfaced. And the fact tht literally all their hairstyles are complete shit compounds that.
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>>165561507
At least there's no competition to usurp elves' position as the master race.
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>>165562154
Qunari are the master race.
then Dorfs
then humans
then elves
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>>165562336
>Humans
>Anything but the worst
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>tfw everyone's version of a "good" femqun is literally to make her as UGUUUUU KAWAIIIIII looking as possible to compensate rather than put any effort into making a good looking masculine woman and it always looks dumb as fuck because of course it does

Why play a qunari if you want a moeblob when elves are right there...
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>>165563110
>make a femqun
>looks awkward as hell with the default super feminine animations
Why even bother to be honest.
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>>165563315
Christ, that is true. I'm having flashbacks to the DAR fem walk/run cycle. It just looks like someone trying really really hard to be ~coy~ and it's super unnatural.

>tfw no Grace Jones femqun
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>>165563110
If you want a beefy dyke, tumblr is only a google search away.

A good femqun is tall an curvy with wide hips and thick thighs and decend sized breasts, only there's not an ounce of wasted fat asides from what's on her chest. Her entire form is lined with lithe athletic muscle, not especially bulging, but tight and powerful. Her horns and wicked and curved and wreathed in a mane of long hair that frames a feminine face with piercing, attentive eyes, lush lips and a cute nose. Her jaw is set and angular, but neither manly nor masculine, cheekbones high and cheeks sleek but with just enough meat to them to offer a nice pinch.
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>>165563928
>tumblr is only a google search away.
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>>165564054
Christ, take that abomination back to /aco/
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>>165563737
I know that there are several mods to replace the hyper-feminine animations of femhawkes with more neutral ones, I wish modders did something similar in DA:I.
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>>165564202
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>>165564636
That's not nearly as bad, manface aside.
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>>165563928
I have never seen a more contradicting post in all my life.
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>>165564447
I've not played as a female Quiz yet but using a Culllen romance mod makes it really apparent since you switch from normal animations to suddenly flopping your hands around and wiggling your head and...posing? So much random posing. It's awful.
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>>165563928
That was pretty cringy
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>>165565229
>those bulging hand veins
Jesus christ how lewd.
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>>165563928
>This entire post
What the fuck, theyre just grey skinned amazons with horns.
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>>165565314
>>165565428
>>165565539
Feel free to point to where I'm wrong, fags.
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>>165565617
I don't get it either, we're all anons + mommy here, there's nothing wrong with sharing our masturbatory fantasies.
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>>165565229
At least Cullen is supposed to be a female-only romance, now in Bull's romance you have no choice but to be the girly twink.
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>>165565884
Imagine being a young orphan under the Qun and having your first time gently guided by a tamassran
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>>165566651
>you put it in and cum in ten seconds
>she sighs and mutters that not everyone is born as an alpha male
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>>165566559
Even if you're also a qunari male?
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>>165566828
>Implying
>Implying she doesn't just suck you off again until you're hard before putting it back in
>Impyling she doesn't do this until you've made her cum at least twice
>implying You don't walk out of there practically dehydrated
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>>165566982
Men can't evacuate several times in a row and she wouldn't be horny enough to attempt that anyway after your previous unsatisfactory performance. The quanari value competence, after all.
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>>165566839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-icrG07VrE
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>>165567318
>Men can't evacuate several times in a row
You mean ejaculate and you're a fucking liar because I can. Dunno how many times though I stop being horny after the third wank in a row.
>she wouldn't be horny enough
Probably. But her whole role is to guide, it wouldn't even matter how horny she was.
>The quanari value competence, after all.
She'd see it as her duty to make you competent.

Face it, quickshot. She's gonna leglock you with those thick thighs of hers and she isn't letting you go until you can last half an hour at least without cumming - and you can make her cum once.
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>>165567457
oh, for fucks sake. you can decide the fates of nations, but you're still his little bitch?

fucking faggots
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>>165567318
>Men can't evacuate several times
what kind of little bitch are you? are you even male?
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>>165567789
His entire romance is based on the assumption that your inquisitor is "too stressed" from his duties and needs to completely submit to the BQD in order to relax.
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>>165567928
>what kind of little bitch are you? are you even male?
He's been projecting his impotence this entire discussion
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>>165567928
No, but I've read about it on Cosmo.
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>>165567318
>Men can't evacuate several times in a row
My personal best is 5 times within 3 hours

Have you never had group sex before?
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>>165568534
5 times in 3 hours isn't 5 times in a row.
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>>165568534
>>165568591
my personal best is 12 times in one day, 0 ghost loads
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>>165562154

>Femquns don't look like succubi at all, wasted potential
>Desire demon erasure is real
No horned sexiness ever
>>
>let's play some DA:I
>loads for minutes into menu
>loads save for minutes
>give cole his medal for his mission
>loads area for minutes
>I skip through the dialogue so it takes like 15 seconds
>loads skyhold for minutes again
>dialogue to end Coles's quest starts, skip
>loads for another 30 seconds

It's been 15 minutes since I started up the game and it's been just fucking loading screens so far, I really want to finish my 3rd playthrough but shit like this just makes me uninstall the fucking thing
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>>165569381
I only played inquisition and I really was looking forward to some demon tits. Nothing.
>>
Reminder that almost everything that goes wrong in DAI is Hawke's fault and you should ditch him in the Fade.
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>>165571382
Red lyrium is bianca's fault though
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>>165571382
>not giving anora the crown and leaving alister as a warden
>not sacrificing his faggot ass in the fade
>not getting a beej from anora on the daily
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>>165571189
>I only played inquisition
Then how did you know about desire demons?
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>>165571808
porn
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>>165571723
if their were an option to kill her i would have done it in an instant

fuck varric and "muh bianca story" she fucked so many things up
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>>165571918
But she'll have your eyes :^)

yeah fuck that cunt
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>>165571723
>Bianca royally fucks up and releases red lyrium
>lies to the Quiz and Varric to make them clean up her mess while putting themselves and their friends in serious danger
>"haha my bad, anyway i'm going back to my celebrity lifestyle now :3c"
>threatens the Quiz on the way out
>can't even tell her to fuck off

Easily the worst character in DAI.
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>>165572983
You're just jelly that Varric loves her more than Hawke :^)
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>>165567647
>Third wank in a row
For what purpose? Cumming 3 times in relatively short intervals with a partner is something else but beating yourself off 3 times in a row seems a bit pathetic, if you are horny and just want to get rid of that feeling then you fap once and that was it. What could possibly make you so horny when you are by yourself? Are you still in puberty or some shit?
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>>165573275
maybe he's very virile
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>>165573460
Very underage.
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>>165573089
That's wrong and you know it.
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>>165573275
The selfie collage
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Act 1 Carver trying to jerk off without Hawke noticing.
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>>165573275
>if you are horny and just want to get rid of that feeling then you fap once and that was it
Because I was still horny. Why do you feel so offended by this?
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>>165573782
let this explain it, bitches just don't understand


>>165567928
>are you even male?

>>165568391
>No, but I've read about it on Cosmo.
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>>165573754
Go on...
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>>165573941
Post your #1 want to cum inside and #1 want to cum inside me!
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>>165569381
How often do u evacuate tho
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>>165574401
Give me a break, I'm phoneposting.
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>evacuate
Finally a new /dag/ meme
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>>165574401
not him, but I do about 2-3 times a day. then again I'm also a neet who doesn't do shit all day.

When I go to work or classes it's drops down to once a day
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>>165574808
Are you just fapping and looking for new porn all day long?
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>>165574873
No, I watch TV and play vidya all day. jercking off takes only around 5-30 minutes
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>>165574401

Only did it once... there was a fire in my school...
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>>165571857
You should play the other games too in between the fap breaks.
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>>165575087
Sounds hot.
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>>165575239
Are they worth it? I only picked DAI up over christms because is and all the dlc was like 25 bucks and I heard some one talking about qunari and thought "Man these horned chicks look hot."

And then I made one and woe was me. Fuck those ugly hair styles. Who ever designed them needs to be fired.
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>>165575545
DA:O is good if you like these sorts of games. DA2 is an acquired taste (it's shit).
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Good morning /dag/, why are you so lewd today?
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>>165576442
Now this is just the epitome of sex.
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>>165575545
>>165575545
DAO is a neat game with overly complex mechanics, slow combat and great story.
DA2 is a rushed game that's infinitely easier than Origins or DAI and doesn't care much about things like "pacing", "player agency" or "map design". It's still a decent action game and has a fun approval mechanic for companions who are good but horribly cliched.
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>>165575087
Did you do it?
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>>165574401
I've only evacuated once when my uni's building had an electrical fire on one of the floors. It was so hot I couldn't help myself. All the people packed together tightly - the taboo aspect of using lifts while there's a fire - I evacuated as quickly as I could, right next to this cute asian girl. She didn't even notice me evacuate so close to her.
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>>165579030
>Different skin color than the rest
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>>165579030
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>>165579145
>>165579030
I there even a reason she's black? How about the black npc in the hissing wastes with a random scottish accent?
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>>165579281
What about the black Templar?
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>>165579145
She smears her chest with fresh templar blood every morning to maintain that fresh and youthful look.
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>>165579381
Is there even a black race in DA or is it just bioware being progressive? Like with the tumble charger
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>>165578775

Of course not, the fire wasn't nearly strategically placed enough.
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>>165579281
Is there a reason why Sera looks like a goblinoid instead of a cute femZevran?
>>165579610
Rivain.
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>>165579702
Does she have Rivainian blood in her?
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>>165579847
She's from Rivain. Do you guys even play those games?
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remember when DAI came out?
>lots of posters
>speculations
>drawfriends
>dag voting that Cassandra lusts only for white trevelyan dick

I want DA4 to come out just for lively dag again.
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>>165579898
I just never talk to Sera because why would I
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>>165580293
You can't kick her out without talking to her.
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>>165580293
I thought you meant Vivienne, sorry.
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>>165580362

Can't you just ignore her quest?
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>>165580278
Cullen used to be the most popular husbando here, I wonder why that changed.
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>>165580904
You can, you'll miss out on the Jar of Bees though.
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>>165581184
I don't think I ever actually used grenades. Do people do this?
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>>165580952
>not autistic neets like solaswives
>not depraved degenerates barnfags
The cullenites were too good for /dag/
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>>165581369
Dunno, I usually use the offense tonic and either the regen potion or a resistance tonic. Don't think they're worth using after early game though.
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>>165580278
>dag voting that Cassandra lusts only for white trevelyan dick

>Implying Cassandra doesn't lust for qunari Inquisitor cock
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What/How should I play my new DA II save?
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>>165581903
Not
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>>165581903
Sarcastic mage Hawke of either gender, be as much of a cunt to your companions as possible and take all the wrong decisions.
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>>165581903
entire hawke family dies
rivalrymanced merrill
anti mage from start to finish
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>>165581903
Pro-mage snarky FemHawke who romances Fenris.
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>>165582550
c a n c e r
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>>165582714
Kill yourself.
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>>165583046
Meant to reply to this obviously
>>165582550
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>>165581505
Sammy is the only 2014 cullenite I remember, and she cucked him with Samson anyway.
>>165582117
This is the best reply so far, but
>killing your cute little sister
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>>165583741
let her die in the deep roads, bro.

just dont bring anders.

it makes for a better story if the move to kirkwall leaves hawke all alone, except for his waifu with Stockholm syndrome
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Is there anyone who didn't murder homosexual gray warden terrorist totally not an abomination man?
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Jesus fuck, /dag/. Why are you so sexually charged today?
>>165581505
Alas, no. When we were stronger in number, we weren't tolerated well here.
Plus, Sammy was just as degenerate as the barngarbage.
>>165581903
Uninstalling the game and throwing the disc on a pyre.
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>>165584069

Me desu because I never finished DA2
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>>165581505
>>165584106
cullenists and solasfags are equally as cancerous

>>165584069
god i hope not
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>>165584298
:3
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>>165584298
Enjoy the metastasis, fucker.
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>>165582117
This one sounds good. Warrior or mage?
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>>165584628
warrior
>>
>say you're going to stop intentionally pissing people off
>keep doing it anyway
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>>165582117
>entire hawke family dies
Via darkspawn or Meredith?
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>>165579610
Human don't come from Thedas and we have never seen where they do come from so there's not and never has been a reason for brown people to exist (and they've been in the game since Origins anyway). Most of them settled in and around Rivain and Antiva so that's where most dark skinned characters are from, but even so there's people like Barris whos family are as Ferelden as a mabari but he's still brown.

>>165581184
Antivan Fire is better anyway...

>>165581903
Rivalmance Anders for the best romance route in the game.
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>>165584628
>>165584696
*Templar 2 handed Warrior

>>165584809
spawn
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>>165584787
Maybe people should stop getting pissed off.
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>>165583741
>>165584628
>>165584809
also go from "lol funny hawke" in acts 1 and 2, to asshole angry hawke after his mom dies.
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>>165584845
>Rivalmance Anders for the best romance route in the game.
How so?
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>>165584864
>>165585053
>>165584696
Mage-hating 2 handed female Hawke it is.
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>>165585804
>female
oh my fucking GOD! you ruined it.
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>>165585057
More dialogue and stuff you don't get with his friendmance, Vengeance starts flipping out, his course of action makes a lot more sense since he feels more unhinged. You can sort of talk him out of it at one point and then Vengeance takes over again. He doubts himself a lot. It's great if you enjoy angst, strife, and generally being a horrible person.
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>>165585804
>>165585881
nah jk do what you want
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>>165585952
I see, thanks for the explanation. He does seem to have a lot of content compared to the other romances.
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>>165586083
>He does seem to have a lot of content compared to the other romances.
man i hate that kind of shit.

why focus so much on 1 particular romance and then half ass the rest? just like Liara in ME.
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>>165426126
>and a quarter elf too.
DON'T fucking REMIND ME
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Is there any extra dialogue if you romance the broody illiterate elf and then sell him into slavery?
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>>165586328
i dont see how thier would be if he's gone

>>165586321
i legit hate his mom
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:3
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>>165587262
what face mod are you using?
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>>165587547
Creepy Vampire Albino Mansandra v2.0 Reloaded
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>>165587547
"Cassandra face edit" from http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/668/? for the face.
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1432/? for the eyes and hair.
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>>165587810
ty
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>>165586271
Only jelaous landwhales dislike Liara
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>>165588365
What if I don't dislike Liara but I just like Tali more?
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>>165588365
I'm not a woman, and I didn't say I disliked her.
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>>165588769
>>165588776
Then it's okay
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>>165588365
Only beta orbiters like Liara.
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>>165588983
t. landwhale
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>>165566559
another point in Dorian's favor
>>
The only argument Liarafaggots have in their arsenal is that anyone who dislikes their shitty waifu is a jealous landhwhale, it's like talking to a chatbot.
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She's so fuggen cute.
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>>165589116
t. beta orbiter
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>>165589593
Can't wait until you die from diabetes
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>>165589552
I like her more as brunette, but whatever
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>>165590138
Can't wait till you kill yourself for being rejected one too many times.
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>>165589313
Maybe there's no point in arguing with retarded subhumans from 3rd world countries
>>165590291
>being this triggered
>>
DA4 wish companions

female companion 18 years old heterosexual
Cassandra and Trevelyans daughter
pale skin, green eyes, long raven hair
big tits and bunda like Cassandra, pink nipples
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>>165590937
You want there to be an 18 year time jump between games?
>>
slutty feet?
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>>165591209
No need to, now we have fucking time magic thanks to DAI. Sky's the limit now. They can go all Terminator up this bitch and have the Inquisitor's children travel back in time to fight bald Legolas before the world goes to shit due to the Veil coming down.
>>
Iona or Dairren?
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>>165591824
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>>165591928
>now we have fucking time magic thanks to DAI. Sky's the limit now
yet they refuse to bring back the warded

>>165591951
sweet Iona, obviously
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Hi MEG!!
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>>165592205
Hum
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>>165592504
I once knew a girl named Meg, a bit of the average side, but she had a nice ass and nice thicc thighs, I lost all interest in her once she said she had a bf
>>
>>165590679
>being this triggered

Why are you though? Can't handle facts?
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Are the DLC worth anything for DA:O?
>>
>>165592504
Hello, caller
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>>165592702
Pump and dump 'er you faggot

>>165592848
What do you mean?
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>>165592848
Awakening and Witch Hunt are the only ones worthwhile
>>
>Tfw about to finish Inquisition
>Tfw I started playing the DA series 2 months ago

It has been a long ride. I don't want it to end.
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>>165590271
:3
>>165593064
:3
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>>165593407
Adorable
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>>165591824
>going back to BioFeet after playing TW3 and experiencing its lovingly rendered toes
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>>165590291
Jesus. Bit fucking much.
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>>165592789
I sometimes tell people I'm taken to make them lose interest, she probably lied to you pham.
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>>165592941
Done
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>>165590937
What in shit is a bunda?
>>165592205
The Warden is a different story though.
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>>165593730
If she did that then she wasn't interested, and it would still be pointless to go after her

>>165594469
I do too sometimes, they're a hard people to like

>>165594593
A bunda is an ass
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>>165592205
>Implying the Inquisitor won't search for the War den to deal with Solas
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>>165387123
Is there no place to grind dragon bones / tier 4 materials? I was looking to just do the chest refilling exploit for the Descent DLC but found out that it just auto loots everything for you.
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>>165596537
There's only one chest that autoloots itself in Descent (at the beginning), the others are fine
And if you have Descent, the merchant in the starting area you get with the DLC sells dragonbones
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>>165596754
Do the other chests have tier 4 materials too? And is the merchant stock limited or infinite? I wanted to craft a set of top tier gear for my team and knew i wouldnt have enough with just what the Black Emporium gives, so looked to other places.
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>>165401314
>1. M.E: Liara D.A Isabela
No taste whatsoever
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>>165596989
No, the other chests only have schematics, armors and weapons as usual
The stock is limited, but he has like 150 of every crafting material. If you need more than 150 dragonbones (+ all the other dragonbones you get from the other 11 dragons), you might need an intervention
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>>165407920
>Why aren't they hyping up Andromeda by showing more cool stuff
They did the same thing with Inquisition and 90% of the shit they showed wasn't in the game
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>>165597259
Dang. But yeah that should be enough, i guess i should make sure whatever gear i make is the highest tier schematic possible. I wanted a lot of back up in case i run into more higher level schematics, i think since i'm lvl 18 i should be running into the best ones though.
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>>165515521
There's one of kieran being fucked by a dog
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>>165597823
Almost all of the best weapon schematics are found in Trespasser. Descent has some of the best armor schematics, for the rest you need to farm the fucking canyon merchant in the Hissing Wastes or whatever
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>>165598513
Well shoot. Guess i'll make do with what i can find. I hear the golden nug can port over the high level schematics from other files so that will be one less thing to worry about for my next playthrough.
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>>165593583

Oh my god
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>>165597910
Sause?
>>
>>165599220
Never mind it was starchild
>>
>>165599220
>>165597910
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>
Softened Lel. Best Lel.
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>>165599960
Nothing. Faggots post that shit on the r34 sites and it gets lumped in with all the other r34 stuff so you have to see it if you are just looking at what new stuff got posted.
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>>165600265
She says that if hardened as well
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>>165599553
Sause?
>>
Everything about Solas tells me he wishes to restore the old Elven land, Elvhenan along with the elven gods, Evanuris.
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>>165601735
I want to punch Solas in the face while he's sleeping
>>
SHADOWS FALL
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>>165605383
i hate that i cant skip that
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>>165605857
Same.
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>>165601735
If nobody posted this mishapen abortion again I'd be the happiest faggot on Earth.
>>
Morrigan MIA.
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Im on "Subjected to his will" and I cant fucking decide what to do. Why does it feel like there is no right answer?
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>>165606939
Dem perky bewbs

Why was she redesigned again? Guess she wasn't memorable enough but now she's all sharp and edge and pointy.
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>>165607391
Make him a spirit. He'll be happier, and be able to help people better. You also won't be forced to hear him talk about his shit girlfriend's tits in Trespasser.
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>>165607471
And hot
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>>165607471
She looked like a random hag in origano.
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>>165607718
Ugh stop, my jealousy is bubbling again.
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>>165607718
but that means agreeing with solas, and i refuse to do that
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>>165608635
But Solas is so wise and intelligent. You should definitely listen to most things he tells you..
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>>165609105
>But Solas is so wise and intelligent
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>>165608227
um, what?
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>>165609357
I want Cole to talk about my tits instead.
>>
What's the best character concept you've come up with?
>>
>>165609173
What?
>>
>>165609674
for DAO
dorf commoner 1h warrior male who becomes teyrn of gwaren, and bangs queen anora and morrigan at the same time

for da2
>>165582117

for dai
Qunari 2h male who sides with temps, bangs cass, and makes Vivienne, divine.
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>>165609713
>elven supremacist who would break the world to restore a civilization that he himself destroyed by splitting the world in two
>said civilization was basically what would happen if tevinter had a bunch of magisters with unlimited magic power from the raw fade
>wise
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>>165609674
My PC characters tend to be fairly vanilla because I like to operate more or less within the boundaries of the canon origins, but I have a few PnP characters that were pretty cool.

My favourite was the one I actually got to play as, but I think my most (potentially) interesting was a sickly student from Val Royeaux University who claims to be on the run because their mentor/patron fell foul of the game and they were also a target; they're kind of weird and a little autismal, strictly non-combat due to ill health but extremely smart, can throw together traps and contraptions like nobody's business. Turns out they're not a student, but a spirit of curiosity/knowledge that had been bound to a sort of crude animatron by their master, a reclusive apostate scholar who wanted something to help with his studies but ended up coming to see it as his child more than anything. Apostate ends up growing old and dying, spiritbot is left to fend for itself in the big bad world. Would have been hard as dicks to play, but could have been fun.
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>>165609673
..Colefriend?
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>>165609674
My favorite character path is usually an elven female mage who is a total power hungry asshole to everyone, one that uses their power at every turn to silence people and isnt afraid to piss anyone off.

I just find it so easy to play a mage this way, they're so broken and powerful that it just feels right to act like you're the biggest bad ass around when you think about the power that they wield.
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>>165607391
Keep him pure, make him a spirit. Anything to keep that bard bitch away from him.
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>>165616052
Yes?
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>>165617360
Oh, come on. Maryden is a huge cumdumpster, but he has a goofy crush and now the testosterone levels of an adolescent.
Might as well let him crawl out of his robot carapace.
>>165617475
The original Colefriend?
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>>165617360
>there was more pain coming and he knew where compassion would be needed most

So, confirmed cameo in DA4 then.
>>
Why can't I stop reading depressing fanfiction?
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>>165618021
>Cole comes to each of us and whispers consoling words in our ears the moment we start playing DA4

My emotions will not be ready.
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>>165609674
a slut who saves the world through sluttery
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>>165618696
I read romance and it usually puts me in a good mood. Try something new?
>>
What the fuck was that final quest. You start the mission, Cory teleports to Skyhold for some reason despite knowing the inky used the well of sorrows, kill his dragon, kill Cory, celebrate in Skyhold, over.

What was the point of building an army and gathering allies all over Thedas?

And I saw Inky sucking Cory into the fade. Did he even die?
>>
>>165619019
>romance
That's what I read. I don't know why most of it has this effect on me, or why I can't stop reading it
>>
>>165619295
Are you single? Lonely? Recently had a breakup?
>>
>>165619508
Yes, I don't think so, and no
>>
>>165618696
Try writing some instead.
>>
some
>>
>>165623161
body
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>>165623520
once
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>>165623656
told
>>
hehehe... nope!
>>
>>165623775
hey now
>>
>Want an alliance with the Qunari

>Don't want to kill that faggot Iron Bull

Fuck my life.
>>
>>165624882
>Don't want to kill that faggot Iron Bull
What's wrong with you?
>>
>>165624882
Do it, he is a spit stain on the Qunari name


Seriously how could we go from Sten to Iron Bull it's fucking retarded and Biowares obsession with rebellious special snowflake characters makes my fucking head spin
>>
>>165625323
Because it's babby's first writing technique to make a character more "sexually appealing".
>>
>>165609674
I just like being a sword and board Templar who is always angry or stern and dicks over elves and mages any chances he gets

I also only romance pure girls like Leliana and Josephine
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>>165625323
Yeah it's pretty disgraceful. People liked Sten for what a great example he was of the militaristic side of Qunari culture. It was so alien and different from everyone else.
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>>165623775
Hey! This is MY meme and you ARE NOT authorized to use it!
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>>165626383

I hate it because I am fascinated by the Qun and the Qunari. I understand that of I let the chargers die, he is no longer the character he played for so many years. He goes back to being a true Ben-Hassrath.

If you think about it, The Iron Bull was always am act, unless you make him Tal-Vashoth, in which case he clings to that persona to avoid losing his mind.
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I just got a Wave Blade from a War Table mission and i sided with the Templars. For those who said it's mage side exclusive. It's called The Name of Our Enemy that got me it.
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Will Anoleis be nice to me if I tell him that pink dress girl is a rat? I don't know why but I'm more attached to him than her or the turian.
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>>165627625
kys
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>>165627851
I was going to ask in meg but they're... you know...
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>>165627889
The salarian is a dick regardless, plus why don't you like pink dress lady?
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>>165627345
The Qunari are probably my favorite culture as well, it's really cool and so different from all the others in the game and even for a Tolkenesque fantasy setting they stand out. Sten was also easily the best Companion in Origins, that ending where you choose to go with him back to his homeland is my favorite just imagining all the adventures they could have from there on.

Iron Bull is a spy though so i can see where you're coming from with his entire persona being an act he just puts on but he's really good at it if he's not being sincere. But i find a switch back to his more serious and militaristic side a better fit than this whole mercenary bullshit. There's tons of characters like Mercenary Bull out there but there's never been another Sten-like Qunari since Origins.
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>>165628012
>Sten-like Qunari since Origins.
What about the arishok?
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>>165627625
I think so. You can also help him with the hanar snuggler.
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>>165628187
Companion wise i meant. Honestly for as much of a clusterfuck as 2 was the Qunari as a whole were pretty good.

Just unfortunate how we only ever deal with their military side, never a chance to see how their actual society runs.
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>>165628012

So, realistically, I should side with the Qunari, right? I mean, that's a big alliance, and my Inquisitor is a Qunari as well. Iron Bull is a spy that eventually stabs me in the back, but I don't understand why he would attack, considering the alliance the Inquisitor has, along woth being Qunari. Aahhhhh fuck.

Panahedan, anon.
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>>165628620
>Panahedan, anon
What a nerd
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>>165627997
She's so boring compared to him, if I was her I would be on his ass blackmailing him or getting in on his scheme. Her idealism must be punished.
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>>165628805

Fuck, I just really like discussing them...
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>>165629806
>Mfw Qunari focus in the next DA
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>>165630424

And not some bullcrap like 2. I want some real focus on them. Their homeland, their culture. All of it.
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>>165631014
Buckle up, were setting sail for Par Vollen
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>>165631261

This made me laugh.

If I could draw, I'd respond with a Chef Ainsley edit of a Qunari pointing to the Qun.
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>>165631653
Ill be sure to ask for it in a drawthread
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if

elf fans = quarian fans
and
qunari fans = turian fans
then what are dwarf fans
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>>165632525
Krogan.
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>tfw Qunari fan but like salarians the most.
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>>165632525
>tfw no malequar LI
That's the only thing that would convince me to play DA:I in space.
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>>165632525

Those little fuckers that breathe real hard.
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>>165632804
I'm sure a couple quarians smuggled themselves onto another species' ship.
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>Allistar starts playing I spy with Sten

brilliant
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>>165633134
Unless they also start a brothel, I don't care.
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>>165633319
I'm just saying if they do bring in some quarians, there's a good chance one will be a party member and that they'll be male to change things up. A male quarian LI is more likely than a krogan or salarian LI imo.
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I've been watching you sleep, /dag/-kun...
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>>165635571
So uh, how good are you with your feet?
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Fuck Orlais and their stupid smug assholes. What decisions do I need to make through the series to screw over Orlais as much as possible. I'm talking about decisions that are a giant Fuck You to their nobles and their previous Chantry. Decisions that undermine Orlais' prominence.
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>>165636130
How do you feel about feet penetration?
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>>165636616
What's happening to her crotch...
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Are one of you going to make a new thread or do I have to get out of bed and do it?
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>>165637314
She's developing a ballsack while my male elf has a vagina, putting it elsewhere in case janny decides it's nsfw.
http://imgur.com/a/zVqaY
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>>165637749
I can make, but it's going to be Solas edition.
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>>165637915
Go for it anon
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>>165636562
Best method of screwing them over is killing Celene probably, and getting the war general in charge.
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