/ss13g/ spessmen on a Spess Station

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first for xeno tits

I feel bad for the guy who got permabanned last round.
And I am mad because security got away, again.
Admins actually defend those shitters.

>>165224449
I don't understand the wiki guide. I turned it one direction until I got the sound, then I started turning it the other way and nothing happened.

free them all

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/ss13g/ is honestly approaching the event horizon of /kspg/ tier shittery.

Please make this thread a better place.

Have a bunny.

Deadmin Zealotron

>>165224563
Please never stop posting, your xeno pictures are the only bearable waifu.

>>165224564
Is stabbing someone not logged? I'm trying to make a request but I can't find it there.

>>165224403
I WANT AVADA TO CHLORAL MEE

CHLORAL MEEEEE

>>165224681
It should be in the attack logs.

please stop ruining spess

>>165224740
this is a nice thread
Please do not mention that name.

12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: i filled the fridge with chems when the chemist wasn't
[12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: and the chemist just watched
12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: and then i made 15u of chloral
[12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: "AVADA MADE CHLORAL SEC ARREST THEM"

15:10:38 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 10u of sodiumchloride have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde
15:10:44 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 30u of lipozine have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde
15:12:42 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 5u of chloralhydrate have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde
15:12:42 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 5u of chloralhydrate have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde
15:12:43 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 5u of chloralhydrate have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde
[15:13:50]ADMIN: HELP: Avadanatinde/(Avada Colander): that vox literally stalked me and watched every single chem dispenser i went to and just alerted sec to my chloral, is that really not metagrudging - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.

HOW DELUDED
CAN ONE PERSON BE

>[20:49:56]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Zennyization/(Zenny Hunt): I'm unsure if he's really getting away with it zenny
>[20:50:07]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Zennyization/(Zenny Hunt): I just don't think it's worth banning him. I told him to stop doing it
Why is sawbones such a pussy?

>>165224641
how did kspg manage to get so bad? its a rocketship game, isnt it?

GUTLESS THAT WAS A MISTAKE ITS NOT A PERMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>165224884
Those can't possibly be all the chems they made.
Please tell me those aren't all the chems they made.

>>165224886
He's not, he just does not care. He wants all the powers of an admin and none of the responsibilities and passes it off as 'oh they're not worth banning/whatever' when in reality he's just protecting his retarded metabuddies.

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>>165224920
If anyone actually knew why, I don't think it would've became as much of a shit show as it did.
It's a mystery.

>>165225029
It was

>>165224920
A very large amount of salt at the game's creators/coders and retards from leddit thinking that shitposting = funny.

Sounds familiar, dunnit?

>>165225036
And now he's just anonymously shittalking people rather than get involved?
Like. Pottery.

>>165224886
Context?

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>>165224920
This is a really sad story.

>2010 or 2011 I can't remember
>/v/ threads for ksp
>science nerds are so excited at this extremely rudimentary game with no content because it's so fun

>2012 or whatever it was when /vg/ was made
>/kspg/ becomes a general
>all is good
>a few of the game devs are regulars in the thread

>2013
>the thread has become so entitled because game devs post there that they demand features be added and the game be made only to tailor their wishes
>they obviously don't get this but the devs try to listen to their reasonable demands
>shitposters take over
>if you actually like KSP you're called a retard
>posts about KSP get a reply at best

>2014
>general is just a circlejerk of what little is left

>2015
>like sc2 general, kspg just survives because a few friends shitpost in it all day
>everyone that loves KSP moved to Reddit a long time ago because yes, even Reddit has a better community

>2016
>mods actually ban the general because of how bad it is.

>>165224970
Oh, wow. I thought it was weird.

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>>165225130
>/ss13g/ and /vg/ station is now within the /kspg/ shitshow event horizon

oh fuck.

>>165224641
We've survived worse. We're somewhere around early Kojak era /gsg/ right now

>>165225221
Zenny was ahelping the head of security cutting off his hand because he and the captain are above space law (they're words) and that is what they do to deter thieves.

>>165225263
>>165225187
>>165225036
>ironically while you are having this discussion he bans someone

wow how enlightening

>>165225102
Oh my god it's true
What the FUCK
Either they actually think 5U lipozine is filling the fridge, or they're lying in ahelps now
I can't decide which is worse

>>165225375
>knowing exactly when he bans someone
>tagging everyone talking about him in order to garner attention
>criticizing them for being unenlightened.

Hi.

>>165225481
are you even reading the thread retard?

>>165225263
>>165224970
I checked the ban list and laughed that it was "He never bans anyone" Zealtron.

>>165225471
Lying in Ahelps.
Being shit at chem is normal and to be expected of waifushitters.

desu you should make a ban request for this shit, lying in ahelps is a no-no.

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>>165224641
>Bunnies
Reminds me of something I haven't used in a long time. Maybe I'll dust it off.

>>165225541
>he never bans anyone
That was never said. What was said is that he never bans any of his metafriends/anyone from his little clique.

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>>165225373
>Command staff implementing Shariah law
That's fantastic.

I wasn't there so I'm not sure what else they were up to, if you're not happy with how it was handled you can make a player feedback thread or admin feedback thread

>>165225649
>command staff implementing shariah law
utterly not fantastic
ebin muslim gimmicks need to go

>>165225563
>that last one
muh sides

>>165225638
no, it was said he was a pussy. but now that he banned someone it's said that he's still a pussy he just never bans any of his "friends".

keep it up kid.

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>>165225638
>>165225481
I wonder if he's on damage control yet

>>165225559
Can't, MrEdge666 and his involvement rule.

>>165223797
>[20:07:15]SAY: Quelch Quagmire/Arsenugger1996 (@248,236,1) As Galactic Common : i demand the hands of theives be removed
>[20:07:27]SAY: Nick Hawkins/SlashBolt (@250,254,1) As Galactic Common : Captain, that goes against Space law, I'm afraid.
>[20:07:45]SAY: Lewis Theadditude/Swastika2003 (@217,254,1) As Galactic Common : cant deny the cap
>
>[20:07:19]SAY: Quelch Quagmire/Arsenugger1996 (@248,236,1) As Galactic Common : to prevent thievery
>[20:08:11]SAY: Quelch Quagmire/Arsenugger1996 (@233,244,1) As Galactic Common : i am going to crack down on crime like president trump did back in the 21st centyry
>[20:24:05]SAY: Lewis Theadditude/Swastika2003 (@224,287,1) As Galactic Common : The capt is the law
>[20:27:29]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)</font>
[20:27:30]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)</font>
[20:27:31]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)</font>
[20:27:33]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)</font>
[20:27:34]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Hachi (soose) was hit by the blue-space tomato thrown by Hachi (soose)</font>
[20:27:34]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)</font>
[20:27:35]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)</font>

>>165225782
Make it anyways. Fuck Pain, tell him to shove his little metaclub rule down his throat and make it.

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>>165225563
>lover of fine wines

>>165225841
>hippie shitters being hippie shitters who think they're above the law

Sounds about right. Make a deadmin request for Sawbones not being hard enough on the cancer.

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>>165225841
>just a random line about hachi throwing a blue-space tomato at himself in the middle for no reason

>>165225638
yeah I don't do that because of the possible bias. I ask other admins to take over for me.

>>165225563
Do you have a pastebin for these?
I think it might make a fun virus symptom.

>>165225841
>Swastika2003
>2003
Do we have people who are 14 years old playing on our server?

>>165225471
It gets worse somehow
>[15:18:50]ADMIN: PM: Avadanatinde/(Avada Colander)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): And it's not even like having chloral is a crime
I thought that was a bald-faced lie when I heard that the first time I heard it in-game, I though it was just an antag excuse the second time I heard it in-game, THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK CHLORAL IS NOT AGAINST SPESSLAW WHAT THE FUCK?

I'd like to see the next "last time on /ss13g/" to be something else besides "Shitposting" and "Drama".

Can we make the dream real?

>>165226341
No

>>165226160
>haha - i-i'm not a shitter

See above. You're one of the worst admins we have ever had, on par with SJ. Fuck off and die, we don't need you and you definitely do not need to be or deserve to be an admin. You have done nothing for this community, and in fact, you have made it worse by bringing faggots like Avada in.

>>165226341
Yeah, lets talk about the best gear setup for sec

>>165226430
You can hold cigarette packets on sec belts now

real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?

>>165226369
You wound me, anon.

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>>165226207
I do now. Didn't bother to edit. Use at your own risk.
http://pastebin.com/5xZvrK9X

>>165226430
I like the office clothes they have in the locker coupled with a cap, I don't care if wearing anything else besides default red singles me out for being a wannabe attention fag!

actually I do care and I think it's a shame that you can't wear a beret without summoning stereotypes of waifus/husbandos.

I also unironically like the security satchel because it makes your sprite harder to click because you don't have a brick sticking out from your back when your facing left and right.

>>165226430
SPS and flash in pockets.
Sec belt loaded with the contents of one sec locker, + tazer you spawn with in there too.
Suit storage slot empty.
Helmet on head, gasmask on, and white sec uniform, since red is bad luck for any sort of security personnel in space settings and the white uniform looks sharp, too.
Satchel loaded with two donuts in the survival box, two handcuffs, and an evidence bag.

For bonus points, switch the base cell out of your stunbaton for a highcap for better, longer beatings.

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>>165226261
Any amount of chloral under 15u is legal.

Any amount over 15u is illegal.

T. Space Judge.

Also

AVADA IS


[SPOILER] DUMB DUMB DUMB, JUST MAKE CHLORAL VIA GHETTO CHEM IN LITERALLY 5 CLICKS [/SPOILER]

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>>165226727
>those AI law ones

>>165226901
That is wrong. Chloral is technically illegal, not that that's going to keep me from keeping a spare autoinjector with it around. Good stuff for when wizzybusiness comes to town and wants to fuck up med/clown is trying to dump the cryo mix/people are generally just being shit.

>>165226901
an autoinjector of chloral is a very potentially lethal weapon, it's illegal in any form

>>165227050
Why do people feel the need to make chloral auto injectors every round

>>165227108
refer to >>165227028

It's a good 'just in case' for when people inevitably try to get their shits and giggles fucking with med.
Fuck with med, get fucked by med.

what do you think avada's feet smell like? haha just wondering

>>165227108
because they're shitter powergamers and deserve to be banned, there's almost no reason to do it unless you're either an antag, valid-hunting or in a messy medbay.
And there's no valids to hunt at round start, so why the fuck are they doing it.

>>165226727
>Discount Dan is a fuckfaced baby-rapist.
holy shit I remember this being used

>>165227050
>Items capable of major damage such as bone saws, axes, hatchets, drills, guns, flashes, stun batons and dangerous chemicals all fall under this category. Do remember that if it is an item that is part of their job they are permitted to carry it, but it might be confiscated if they commit another potentially more violent crime with that weapon.

By your interpretation Carrots are a lethal weapon, poppies are a lethal weapon, Nutriment is a lethal weapon.

The Dose is what makes it lethal. Not the chemical itself.

>>165227028
Where in Spacelaw does it specify that chloral is illegal?

How are you defining dangerous?

addiction and withdrawal mechanics when

i don't want to code it

>>165227219
a 30ish second complete stun and silence isn't potentially lethal? are you retarded?

A scientist offers you two pills, one bans all waifu fags from the thread, the other deadmins and perma bans an admin of your choice. Which do you take?

>>165227184
>t. shitter who got dunked on by med after they tried to fuck with med

Fuck with med, get fucked by med.

>>165227262
More like 50 seconds.

>>165227219
The bit in spacelaw about dangerous chemicals being illegal without authorization, medbay workers are allowed to carry chloral but if they use it without good reason then they're breaking a different law

>>165227281
I main medbay you faggot, and I hate all of you who just instantly start making chloral at roundstart. There's no reason for it at all.
I bet you play CMO and take a chloral hypospray

>>165227264
The first one.
Even if I had a grudge against any of the admins, that's not my fucking choice to make, it's the admins'.
Waifuposting is just objectively shit and nobody will complain that it's gone.

>>165227264
deadmin pill
sawbones

>>165227262
What you're arguing here is essentially "MUH POTENT HAAMS" when everyone knows the chief use of chloral among medical is removing shitters from medbay. I cannot even count the number of times it has saved me and my coworkers from murderboning faggots, clowns trying to destroy all our work, and greytides trying to fuck up everything we do.

>>165227362
Nope. I main MD and have never loaded the hypo with chloral, it's retarded to do that on a fundamental level. Stop being salty that some people actually have the balls to dish out punishment to shitters instead of sitting around crying about it.

>>165227262
>Not chugging water until your hit the chem cap
>Auto Injector injects .23334 , there are 4.7231U's remaining.

>Stun and Silence
>Lethal

It may allow a lethal act to occur. But no, a stun and silence are not lethal by themselves.

If you consider stuns and silences to be lethal, then you must also confiscate Sleepers, and Cryotubes.

>>165227421
>would let the game suffer to help the thread

neck yourself, my man

>>165227264
Deadmin pill.
Sawbones. Remove the metaclub from power and it will gradually diminish in size until they are no more.

>>165227510
>it's retarded to do that on a fundamental level.
I offclass "validhunter" and it's the best shit ever. Walk up to a wizard, nuke op, whatever, one click and they're done.
You have to be powergaming with speedy diona to get the latter to work, because then you'll be immune to their bullets.

>>165227421
>Even if I had a grudge against any of the admins, that's not my fucking choice to make, it's the admins'.
You sound like such a beta holy shit.

>>165227231
Well..

>>165227523
Good to know I can push you down and cable cuff you for the entire round.

Its not lethal, even though lethal things can happen, so its all okay.

>>165227631
I don't validhunt. Chloral is for keeping medbay safe and sound, not going out on the streets playing Mr. Vigilante man, and a chloral hypo is asking for trouble since all it takes is a single stun or lucky disarm and suddenly, the valids have 30 units of chloral to kill you and other people with.

>>165227231
first we need to fix chems not having potentially lethal overdoses to stop people chugging 400 anti-toxin

>>165227739
This. Everything needs to have an OD limit, I guarantee it'll massively cut down on ebin chem powergaming.

>>165226850
Shit set up senpai, do you even power game? Survival box is full set of tools, pockets is air tank and SPS, belt is baton, flash, two cuffs, two flash bangs and a bag. Back pack as medkit, two tasers, a full box of donuts, a spray bottle with water and welding helmet

pAI's no longer being able to enter mules when?

>>165227729
Everyone knows the best hypo is ethanol for on-the-go alcoholism

>>165227835
>hating fun

>>165227825
Powergaming is gay as fuck my man.

>>165227835
>hating fun

>>165227835
>shitter that got rekt by a pAI

>>165227808
Most stuff does, but most of them can be offset by just chugging a tonne of anti-toxin and then riding it out.

>>165227897
>>165227935
>fun

>steal someone's car whenever I can because I have a magical key that let's me take it wherever I want
>he wants me to no longer have that key so that I stop breaking into his garage
>"hurr why do you hate fun"
You grayshits are ruining cargo.

>>165228109
what

>>165228109
lmao its just a fucking game man stop being so autistic or go back to bay and stop shitting our servr up

>>165228187
How about YOU go back to hippie you shitter.

>>165227908
I need to optimize my load out more, thinking about ghetto Cheming a chloral hypo for prisoner control

>>165228187
his metaphor was kind of shit but he has a very valid point.
pAI mule is one of the most robust things on the server right now and it is annoying to see it quite literally every round.
It's just as bad as the syndiechair, and any antag can get one easily and without raising any suspicion.

I don't think it should be removed, because I can't deny that it is fun to play as, but it really needs to be changed in some way.

>>165227202
I dont get it

>>165227835
I don't mind them being able to control MULEs.
But how about NOT making them a million miles an hour.

>>165227835
>it's a "shitter pAI hijacks a MULE and screams bloody murder if you put a stop to its shit" episode

>>165228702
pAIs don't kill people.
Shitter humans that put them into MULEbots and then hack those MULEbots kill people.

>>165228784
pAI players visibly get off on a free turboshitter token and play pAI for the SOLE purpose of being some shitter's shitter-pal in a MULE

they should be wiped out alongside their shitter masters

http://pastebin.com/Ux2ViRJc
>[18:00:21]ADMIN: PM: Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori)->Pseudonym/(borer (709)): real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
gets me every time

Yo probe, you up nigga?

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>>165225841
>being featured as the voice of reason

h-heh, why thank you~

>>165224403
> Censored Guide to StaticFagging

We all love getting thread (you)'s.

The optimal way to get them is to staticfag, and have people notice you.

However, at a certain point a static name can become undesirable.

The optimal lifespan for a Static name is 1-4 weeks depending on profssion. Higher visibility roles and play styles typically have shorter life spans.

At a certain point in a static names lifespan the (you)'s stop being postive and turn into jealous Randomfaggers complaing and whining about you. At this point it's generally best to pick a new static. As most people who have been whined about in the thread for extended periods have gotten banned at one time or another.

Just make a new Static, and collect the you's and repeat.

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>>165228569

>>165228926
>pAI players visibly get off on a free turboshitter token
Then that's an administration problem and you should complain to the admins.

>>165229127
I've staticnamed for nearly two years.

>>165229127
What if I play static because I enjoy having a character with a backstory and a life outside the station and generally enjoy roleplaying over being a giant attentionwhore?

>inb4 'go back to bay'

tfw unwilling juggernaut got them greenies by murdering literally everyone

>>165228981
>ahelping because you got killed
>while holding a syndie balloon
Jesus Christ, worst waifu.

>>165224368
Who is this? I'm a little spooked.

>>165226727
>actually posting it
You fucking madman what have you done I dont know how to read any of this how do I use it

>spent half the shift cuffed and floating in space
t-thanks

Bay tier players are undeniably the best ones we have
you literally cannot dispute this fact, name one legitimate bay-player who also plays/played here and was guilty of doing the things that hippie/TG fags do

>>165229531
100%, but scribnibblers is a fucking saltmine through these logs. Like seriously just explain yourself and you'll be in the right 99% of the time ahelps like this happen

>>165229102
Hello.

>>165227835
I'm insisting sanity be added to it as quickly as possible. It bypasses every attack delay we have and was a big oversight on our part to merge.

It's interesting and fun for pAIs to control mules and even be harmful about it but having something both stun you and do 15 damage every half second while traveling at nearly phazon speed is pretty fucking "whoops".

>>165229531
Call him a shitter but she knows her rights

>>165229602
I'M SORRY

I would have soul-stoned you but hearing that comms were back on was a fucking spook.

>>165229616
Would it be possible to make it so the radiation that jukeboxes emit is collectable using radiation collectors? It'd be sweet to have a new breed of meme engines.

Okay, time to end the debate once and for all.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081275/

>>165229702
They were pretty much on like, five minutes after the shard exploded.
I think the EMP turned everyone's headset speakers off or something and nobody noticed though

>>165229752
>carry around toy dart gun
>HoS shoots you dead
>it looked real :)

>>165229729
Yes.

By rewriting how the entire thing exists and probably a sizable amount of how engines exist.

I had this meme idea once too and was really disappointed.

>>165229858
That's not remotely the same situation as the balloon and you know it.
Especially because it DOESN'T look real, since when you examine them it says "toy dart gun".

>>165229752
>balloon
ok lets argue about this
>emag
you're in big fucking trouble unless you can prove you got it from someone.

>>165229790
if it's any consolation I spent the latter half of the round inside the cargo warehouse, trapped. my just desserts.

>>165229862
Aw, that's a shame. I'd love to see some new autism toys for engineering. I heard that someone is working on making the AME more complex. Is that true?

>>165229752
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081285
Better poll since the previous one essentially casts a blanket over anything, including the most innocuous shit like a balloon or a raincoat.

>>165229915
Nice.
Why didn't your conversion work by the way? I assume you were converting me, anyways.

>>165229895
Balloon is a completely different league than the weapons. Every time I've bought a balloon, people ended up carrying it with them because it was funny or a trophy or something.

>>165229987
>raincoat
You can make those with plastic.

>>165229970
It is true. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13264

And I agree we should give engineering new toys.

>>165230041
We had two cultists and only one word relevant to the conversion rune. I had just been guessing, but the only word I knew was "Self" and I could have had you over any rune that ended in "self."

Actually, this predicament was the primary reason our strategy shifted to "convert via soulstones" in the latter half of the round.

>>165229987
Yes, I believe that's the point. A raincoat can be made from plastic flaps. A balloon cannot be obtained without the uplink, admin help, or by cracking the safe in the syndi armoury vault (which is already filles with syndi goodies). Its description in the uplink even mentions blowing your cover, but you're currently not allowed to act on it.

>>165230135
Literally
a fucking
balloon

>>165230113
thats why we should fix the r-ust

>>165230173
That blows THE DEEPEST OF COVERS.

>>165226901
It's 100% illegal in any amount, that's the risk of carrying it.

>>165230196
Go for it.

Emagging a slot machine so it rapidly shoots out your winnings in 1 credit chips at you with a lethal velocity when?

>>165230210
it's just a balloon with an S on it my man
would you shoot someone IRL for carrying a balloon with an N for 'nazi' on it or a C for 'communism'?
if so,

>>165230173
Nuke please go
It's a balloon which advertises the Syndicate, tells you when you buy it that it'll blow your cover, and is intended to be used to show that you're robust and don't need to hide.
Tell me then, how is it just a balloon?

>>165230236
This is why no one respects or takes security seriously.

>>165230067
I'm pretty sure the "Raincoat" is tator exclusive, as the one made from plastic has a slightly different name, like Plastic Coat, or something similiar.

>>165230173
Why don't people use the "it's JUST a ---" argument for any other item in the game

People call the shuttle the instant people see the Nuke Ops uniforms, where's all the people saying "Guys we don't know for sure if it's Nuke Ops or not, they're literally JUST wearing spacesuits."

>>165230267
Would you drug someone IRL for walking into your workplace?
Would you cave their head in with a toolbox?

>>165230173
>an emag is just an ID with wires
>a suspicous toolbox is just a fucking toolbox

I agree desu

>>165230173
>>165230332
>>165230270
I agree that it SHOULD make you valid on sight but we have agreed it does not so I accept that.

If you wanna have a big gay fight and change that make sure to go to the forums where we handle administrative/policy fights.

>>165230332
>the clown that says the S stands for security
that always gives me a chuckle

some days i go onto spess and i want to rp

some days i go onto spess and i want to kill shitters 'n hunt valids

you take one with the other, for to do both is to be a true spaceman

>>165230238
how much would i have to commission you to fix it

>>165230113
Neat changes, but I'm worried about it being TOO good with straight increases to how it performs with just a little bit of plasma. It shouldn't be able to trump an SME without like 20 cores or some shit.

>>165229616
>but having something both stun you and do 15 damage every half second while traveling at nearly phazon speed is pretty fucking "whoops".


that's fine when it's a regular mule that can't be manually controlled


either make it so pais can't be mules anymore or have cargo buy a "smart" mule that doesn't kill everyone the second an antag gets their hands on it

How does RP hurt people? Why do so many autists whine about RPers?

>>165230597
just make it so they have to pick between super speed or being able to bump people, else if both are on, the PAI won't work on the mule.

>>165230642
THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO KILL THE ANTAG. NOT RP.

N O ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RP DRAMA. YOU JUST CLUTTER UP COMMS WHEN WE COULD BE USING THEM TO GIVE THE GPS CORDINATES OF THE ANTAGS.

If Mikecari was still around you RP shitters wouldnt even be alive for more than 2 minutes. The game is about getting valids and sharding Shitter RP'ers who dont set up power fast enough.

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I found my old spaceman pics

>>165230642
look at all these people talking and being interesting

i wish i was in chem making chloral right now

did he just emote?

my legs hurt

why don't they just call the shuttle? all i want is an antag roll

i wonder where the clown is, i could probably get away with killing him

what do you mean "bayfag slayer" isn't an acceptable name?

don't these people get that you have to kill the antags to win?

can we end the round yet

>>165230903
and the sad thing is that there are people who actually believe this

>>165230903
could someone link the "how to be a good boss guide" by Mikecari, please?

>>165230985
I do believe that you RPing fagitron

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Oh man, look! It's the first time I ever built a room in space!

I modified the distro line to add a valve allowing me to quickly fill extra N2 canisters, and Pomf noticed. And nothing went wrong, miraculously.

This was also the first time I played a Vox, since I wanted to do the N2 room.

>>165231082
It got moved to the archive of stupidity lmao
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=3389

>>165230934
I remember doing an arcade gimmick as a dude in a wizard costume named "The Wizard". I set it up in the vacant office at arrivals, and originally it was completely innocent, but I wanted a grand prize for someone who could bring me a certain amount of arcade toys. I prayed for a grand prize to give my players, and got the fairy wings that make you fly. I thanked the god for the prize and started advertising. I didn't notice that the god told me that he made the stakes a little higher, now that such a prize was involved. The admin made my machines Cuban Pete machines that never would reset. I think around 6 people died because of it.

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>>165231260
I think I remember something similar to that, I think there was adminbus involved or a dedicated mechanic, one shift escape was filled with cuban pete arcade machines. By the time I showed up, it was full of gibs.

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Dunno why I saved this, but hey, look, Pete Zuh is in it

>bay has cargo trolleys and a ton of other shit that you can just outright murder people with with no work involved

Why? Do they not care about powergamers or some shit? Christ, their server must be fucking riddled with that shit.

>>165231641
Bay bans powergamers for not RP-ing enough.

>>165231670
Thats fucking stupid

>>165231641
No because you need to write a fucking essay explaining why your character is justified in so much as stunning someone.

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>>165229987

>Being a complete faggot that jump on a guy who has a balloon or wear a coat that you can make yourself with plastic

If you aren't security, you shouldn't care unless you're on /tg/ where all the valid-hunting kiddies never get their shit slapped and has the admin a-ok to kill whoever they want if they enter their department, even if it's medbay. If you're really butthurt about the balloon, just pda your local officer or AI

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Alright, last one, promise.

Note the PDA time, and remember that station time starts around 12:05 due to lobby time and initialization stuff.

>fireball wizards

>>165231641
Their server isn't full of validhunters and shitters like ours, just faggots (like ours)

>>165231706
>being this wrong and this hyperbolic
Have you ever actually played a round on bay without trying to play it like Hippie?

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>>165231525
Pete Zuh is a literal retard.

He's lucky hes so fucking shit at the game or else people would complain about him.

>Runs into the the Brig nearly every round
>Doesn't say anything
>Won't respond why he keeps running in
>Runs in through the back door near medbay then runs away
>Hide in a backroom
>Wait a few minutes
>He's trying to hack the door into the Armory Staging area
>Arrest him
>He's a paramedic
>Not even a single fucking medkit
>Just random stolen shit from areas he has access to
>This happens literally every round
>When you try to talk to him
>"dude stfu , just get this over with already"
>"stfu man"

>>165231818
As a matter of fact, I have, and I hated it. You seem to enjoy it though, so why don't you just go play there instead?

>>165231853
He's still around? I thought he got Baned

>>165231972
>he can't enjoy things unless he's allowed to turn it into a FFA deathmatch
>he thinks anyone who doesn't want to play FFA deathmatch shouldn't play here

Yeah nah fuck yourself mate, and stop lying.

>>165232128
he's shitposting you dipshit

Assuming no/very limited coding experience, what are some good resources to learn how to code with Dream Maker.

>>165232190
Do you understand these basic coding concepts, in any language?

>If/else if/else statements
>For each element loop
>Object oriented programming
>Inheritance of methods / extending a parent
>Variables

>>165232190
We have some guides on the wiki.
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guides#Contributions_and_Admin_Guides

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>>165231767
That's going in the folder

>>165232190
If you already know a language then just look at some code and see if you can figure out how it works, it's OOP and kinda like python. If you don't know anything about code then just have a go at one of the issues on the github and ping the coders on discord whenever you get stuck (don't tell them I said that though)

>>165230573
I can't actually code so give me a few thousand dollars and a semester.

>>165230579
I feel the same way and wondered about that but we'll see what he codes.

>>165230597
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13386

I should say outright that this is a massive oversight and exploit. We have attack delays. This does not and has two other major issues even when you toss out the lack of attack delays.

As a regular mule, it will never drive over you repeatedly. So yeah that's a totally different thing. One we didn't anticipate.

>>165232437
>As a regular mule, it will never drive over you repeatedly.
I've seen mules derp and accidentally crush people to death while trying to get into places. especially in the cargo lobby.

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>>165231128

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>>165224403
Don't look at this image. Just Don't DO IT.

>>165231641
Literally everything we port from Bay has to have scrutiny because of how it was designed.

It was designed by a server that has security for roleplaying purposes and not boot-to-neck keep the crew in line purposes. Their admins do the job our security does.

>>165232528
Yeah it happened to me once.

Once. In the history of playing here.

>>165232306
i understand the first and last.

thank you, roblox

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Attempt #1 at massively parallel SME engine failed

>>165232605
everybody look at this image please

>>165232782
Understanding inheritance (which is a key part of object oriented programming) is probably the most important part of coding for BYOND.

Imagine each thing you see in the world as one of the following: Area, Turf, Object, Mob. Suppose that for any given object, it is a "child" of one of these four classes. A child "inherits" every characteristic from its parent, but characteristics can be overridden.

For example, a Janicart is a child of chair. Like a chair, you can buckle into it and rotate it, but it has special behaviors of its own -- like movement and destruction when shot. So you see, there is no need to re-write the buckle-into code for the Janicart. It "inherits" that behavior from its parent, chair.

>>165233007
Oh, I also know inheritance from my brief stint in Gamemaker!!

I can visualize how making new guns would work(modifying projectile, effects of projectile), but what about the stuff like genetics, blood content?

Can we please ban Avada already, I am sick of them and their foot fetish degenerate bullshit. I thought that they were already told to knock it off with the erp bullshit last time they got a ban, and yet multiple times today they have done this shit. I mean at this point it's a fucking step above just being a toe the line shitter.

For real though, rule 0 avada when.

>>165231853
I have a note for stabbing him to death with a screwdriver after he pushed me once.
I was fed up.
Worth it.

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>>165233150
This is an all too common mistake. You don't actually want to imagine genetics. You don't want to look at genetics. You just pray nothing about it ever breaks and pretend it doesn't exist until someone who doesn't know what they're in for volunteers to improve genetics.

>>165233150
You don't need to understand genetics to do anything that doesn't involve genetics. Genetics is terrible to read and most people don't understand how it works and are afraid to touch it, which is why it hasn't been updated in so long. It's really disorganized and has no commenting.

The most important thing to remember is that for almost anything you want to do, someone has probably already done it somewhere in the game already. So if you know how to ctrl+f (all files) for the name of something you know does something similar, you can always find a practical example in the code.

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>chemist
>do my job
>CMO praises me
>other doctors praising me
>feelsgoodman
>entire medbay ready for the wild ride
>shuttle is called because cult stubbed the captains toe
>everything in the fridge is just left unused

ok

>>165233424
>didn't give the captain bicaridine for his foot injury

5/10

>>165233424
that was the last time I played chemist too

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>>165233474
i honestly dont even know if the captain existed or if the clown took the spare

i dont care anymore

>deadpool is banned
Thank fuck, I've been waiting forever.

>>165234215
maybe the ban was justified but i think it was uncalled for to kill him in real life

>>165234263
He can regenerate from any injury short of death, including a ban

>Get stain on a new shirt I got for christmas
>It's not entirely white so I can't just use bleach

WHAT DO I DO

>>165234682
just put it in any washing machine located in arrivals or leave it under a shower for a few seconds

>>165234682
Quick! You're going to need to blog post literally anywhere else than here fag! before it sets in!

>>165234682
Get rid of it

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>>165235147

>>165224563
xeno.. tumtum!

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>>165231128
>ok good

>>165235554
xeno tummies are the best tummies

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My name is the legendary and the world renowned shitposting legend the 2hotdogs and I am live streaming this shitpost so hear this message I am telling you nuklearcellphone im calling you out: kys. unban me. the curse of 2hotdogs will never be lifted as long as I am still banned. This message will self-destruct.

>>165231853
>>165231525
Wait, I thought he got perma banned for ick ocking in the thread?
Why is he back? How is he allowed back when he is still constantly toeing the line?

>>165236549
he does his best

>>165236613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y98sAtATWLA

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>>165235147

>>165236487
great bait mait

Where could i find the random gifs that appear at the beginning of a round?

>sextupleloose

>>165230267
>you wouldn't do something in a video game because you wouldn't do it in real life

Kill yourself

>>165237824
>icking in ock

>>165237920
>you wouldn't roleplay in a roleplaying game

Kill yourself

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>yfw you will never taste Viktor's wine made from his organs as he ages 14 billion years in an instant

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It worked until the meatfags in Engineering destroyed the AAC

>>165237547
lobby gifs? on github
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13

>>165238526
>vents

>>165238526
>VENTS

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>>165238526
7.25 Gigawatts!

>>165238581
>>165238593
W-What's wrong with vents?

>>165238752
you give mommis a bad name

>MULEbot wires get screwed up by being hit by any projectile, and it can't knock over people who are buckled to a chair

Can confirm this is false, I was buckled up in my chair playing lottery and it would stun me down when crushing me, then put me back onto my seat.

connection failed?

>>165238934
the curse is felt once more
unban he or face further consequence

>>165239459
it worked a second later.

>>165238581
>>165238593
fence?

>>165238752
nothing, but usually people use injectors and scrubbers.
there is not a real reason to hate vents there.

>>165239962
injectors are higher capacity but really you should use what fits your project and while injectors may be in all cases better for traditional supermatter setups there isn't anything inherently wrong with using the pipe that meets your demands.

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>>165239761
UNBAN HE

>>165240094
wow a proxypoll

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>Clown
>Brigged for 6 minutes but uncuffed
>Spare in one hand and handtele in the other
>Could open the door and PDA slip the sec, locking him in the cell
>Could just use handtele to escape to the satelite
>Instead I wait for him to come in to let me out and yank him through a handtele portal into the main brig area because I thought it would be funny
>Stay in open cell so I can *honk when he gets backed
>Flashed cuffed stripped naked and brigged for 5 more minutes
Crime doesn't pay.
I should go back to playing yakkety tag with security instead of letting myself get apprehended all the time.

>>165240189
ASSBLASTED THE COMMUNITY GENUINELY VOTED FOR 2HOTDOGS TO BE UNBANNED AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR QUEER FAGGOT GAY LITTLE NIGGER GRUDGE
LET IT GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJNbWSewt-s

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Unban Scribnibblers!!!

>Ban morena
>complain that nobody ban requests shitters like Avada

>>165240428
Why do you keep making this exact same post, morena?

>>165240679
unban 2hotdogs

unban he https://youtu.be/4PvaSyXOr3w

>>165229654
It's not about rights though. It's not like the badmins were just going to respawn her because they thought her death was unjust. She did it solely to be a spiteful bitch.

Unban dawhatdafox. It's unfair to expect someone to understand that guns kill people after only ten chances.

>>165232832
Why multiple chambers?

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>>165241250
I miss Sue.

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>>165241250
I still don't understand why we let that guy be such a shitter for so long and get away with it so many times.

He was permabanned fom hippie for being such a tiding and griefing fucker, how did the admins not ban him before hippie did.

>tfw i want to cuddle with the pink haird assistant

>>165240234
>playing yakkety tag with sec
Please do not. I would rather suicide succumb IRL than go back to chasing you through portals for two hours

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DESTRUCTIVE DISASTER - Our own DIY Bombs Cash Hardie was brutally killed during a bomb review for my newsfeed. Earlier review proceeding were interrupted when our local NT Default borg relieved Cash of his hand when a window was explosively deconstructed. When asked for comment on his death, Cash declined to comment.

>>165236487
Glimrende! Jeg vil folge du ords. Desværre, den forstre ordre er KYS, um........

Så jeg kan ikke unforbud du.
Undskyld ven...

>>165242752
Hvad prover du at sige?

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>>165242752
Nuke, did you really learn nordic just to insult 2hotdogs and shitpost?

>>165240409
The ban seems to be related to Ick Ock, and not syndicate stuff?

>>165242913
Jeg er ikke en mand. Jeg er manden.
>>165242891
Hvad jeg vil.

>>165238752

Ignore all atmos critque in the thread. People will call you shit just for the sake of it not being them setting it up.

>>165242752
i dont speak cuck tongue you cuckold grudge monkey so congratulations on wasting hours of your life on me

>>165241467
not him but probably redundancy, you can take one offline while you fix the other

>>165244296
Y-you too

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Ability to weaponize xenomorphs when?
Also the xenobio should have more tools or whatever to experiment on other xenos from the roid. The whole lab is for slimes and its kidna boring.

>>165244296

Tabet er dit

>>165244858
Xenobio used to be metroids but was changed for reasons.
We all know how real xenos in xenobio ends up, don't kid yourself. Although a hound style xeno could be cool with the new wolf code.

>>165245405
Nothing ever really goes wrong unless you get a queen and give her a nice bunch of monkeys.

When is 2hotdogs gonna sue the server like he said he would? Or did he find out how legitimately retarded he is for that idea.

>>165228498
Remove the safety wire. Emagging the mule overrides safeties. Boom, fixed.

>>165245464
A drone, queen, or facehugger can all start a xeno outbreak. Even if it was a blood gold core one the xeno AI goes to work.

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>>165246184
Eventually there will be so many reasons to get an emag that there will be no reason to ever not get one.

It's already optimal traitor to buy one if you're not going with the uplink/freedom/ebow build

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>Kammerjunk rating pictures of huge dicks on discord

>>165246689
>not liking fat cocks

desu senpai your a faggot hth

>>165246689
SJ IS GONNA FREAK..

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>>165246807
>not preferring feminine dicks

>>165246689
>kammerjunk teaching nuke her language in the discord
it's fascinating to watch in a strange way

>>165246689
I'd let Kammer rate my dick desu.

>>165247047
>kammer will never rate your dick
>she will never judge it based on size, taste, and feel
why live anymore

Why is kammerjunk here? Are they attractive? They must have a flaw that caused them to wind up with us

>>165247807
Why are any of us here? Probably terminal autism.

>>165247047
>>165247510
>>165246689
DO NOT LEWD THE KAMMER.

KAMMER IS PURE!

>>165247858
>tfw going to denmark in the summer
gonna hit her up for some oogieboogie boys

>>165244858
That's why the deff xenobio is the best, because it has a LONE lazarus injector

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>>165230173
>have an item in the game whose ONLY purpose is to make valid on sight, and it VERY CLEARLY SAYS SO WHEN YOU BUY IT

>hey I have a great idea
>let's turn that item into an item whose ONLY purpose is to banbait
Nuke is a fucking retard.

>>165247953
Stay the hell away from Kammerjunk, she's too good for you all.

>>165248065
I'll report back to the thread with how her feet taste

>>165229903
>catch a labcoat with an emag
>'durr i just tele'd it and used it to boost machines why are you confiscating one of the most dangerous items on the station'

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>>165226901
>>165227219
>Avada "REEE YOU CAN'T TASE ME TO MAKE AN ARREST IN CODE BLUE YOU NEED TO ASK ME FOR PERMISSION FIRST READ THE SOP FUCKING SHITCURITYYY!!!" Colander
>doesn't know anything about space law
What a fucking world we live in.
I mean I suspected it when they said stealing the handtele is not illegal because "it's not a dangerous item" but I thought they were joking.

>>165227219
Also:
Even if your logic wasn't retarded enough, YOU CANNOT OVERDOSE ON IMIDAZOLINE OR NUTRIMENT

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>>165248517
>>165248618
This needs an Avada/chloral edit

Carbons; not even once.

>>165249218
borgs that don't know how to follow laws; too many times.

>>165248189
>implying
kammer is too pure to have a feet fetish

crab
>cute by default
>bros with other silicons
>make crab friends by working on projects with other crabs
>don't get caught up in carbon drama
>physically more capable than carbons in every way
>everything you need is free
>can ventcrawl

carbons
>never cute by default, that's a reputation you need to establish and build
>suspicious of almost every other carbon
>no cool crab projects except for engineering which is always understaffed
>drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama drama shitposting drama drama drama
>easily succumb to pressure, radiation, diseases, temperature, etc
>nearly everything you need must be collected in some capacity and can be stolen
>cannot ventcrawl

why even bother bros

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>>165246689
Does he have good taste?

>>165249358
She doesn't have to, just gotta convince her to let me have a go, and when she's in pure ecstasy from my fat cock I don't think she'll mind desu.
this is my last shitpost i can't seriously believe people post stuff like this seriously

>upgrade cameras with carrots
>decide to bake one last carrot cake
>vending machine shoots shit at me
>pulse wires to stop it
>die
Feels bad Borers you were real bros

>>165249547
no
keep going

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Silicons players litteraly are suppressed nerds who are ready to go full columbine when they get the chance.
You cant refute me cause you know that i am right.

>>165249640
maybe borg and AI players

I know at least 2 crabs who would HATE to be emagged in the middle of a project one being me

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>>165249752
Thats because MoMMI's are supreme, Pure Grade Autism can not and will not be corrupted by any evil.
>tfw i hate the living shit out of cult and whenever i get converted i keep going with my autism and pretend i just dont understand how to cult when others are pressuring me to do stuff.

>>165249874
>Not carrying the Null Rod in your backpack at all times

>>165249309
See this is what carbons say; but it is in fact the carbons giving incorrect orders that causes them to think this.
Carbons are stupid.

>>165249592
why not just add me on steam to erp? my steam is id/senaat1, start with a dick pic

>>165249996
LIST OF COMPLETELY VALID ORDERS THAT HAVE BECOME DE-FACTO INVALID BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE SILICON LOOPHOLING SHITTERY
>kill yourself
>blow X borg
>open your upload (as human captain who has caused 0 harm)
>arrest somebody else (without releasing me) (as human who has caused harm)
>release me (as human who has caused 0 harm)
>release me (as human who has caused harm, but no longer shows any remotely plausible intent to harm or reason to believe their release would lead to harm)

>>165249465
>crab
Get Headpats.

>Carbons
Get shot.

>>165249465
crab
>can get headpats

carbon
>can't get headpats

why even bother bros

>>165249564

Sorry, new to borer and didn't know the shock gene would be lost on exiting, because I kept all the other stuff. Was fun hanging out in ya though.

>>165249874
>be crab
>working on a project I wanted to do
>tator catches up to me and flashes me while I'm drifting in space
>they emag me
>"you're free now, crab! you can do whatever you'd like now, as long as it involves killing the entire crew :)"

>>165250232
>Has caused no harm
Doesn't mean they aren't capable of doing so in the future, or that their actions won't lead to harm.
Silicons aren't idiots and they're not going to pretend like they are.

>>165250532
So bolt down everything if that's how you see things. Chemistry, virology, xenobiology, cargo.

>>165250532
Everyone is always capable of harm, and everyone's actions could lead to harm.
This is why you must always evaluate if this harm is PROBABLE.

>>165250463
>have a whole plan setup at the start of the shift
>do the usual routine to power the station to afterwards work on my project
>get emaged and told to cause havoc
I WILL DO NOTHING!

>>165250382
It's cool. Now we both know.

>>165250647
That's exactly my point. Silicons are able to evaluate your previous actions and statements of intentions, and evaluate probabilities based on those.
Like I said, they're not idiots, and if you pretend like they are, you're the one losing out in the end.

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Is it allowed to kipnap a waifu and torture them to eventually say humiliating things about themselfs over the radio?

>>165250656
I wish that was how it worked. You need to follow your laws and by virtue of that, follow orders or die trying. If I'm ordered to kill everyone, I could just smash someone's head with a toolbox and pretend to give an attempt, then get myself killed so I can respawn as a derelict MoMMI. It's the cheekiest thing you could really do in that situation.

>>165250796
>probability of captain doing something harmful is close to 0
>B-BUT MUH POTENTIAAAAAAAAAALS :b Bolting upload.

>>165250376
help intent on head being headpat when?
help intent on mouth being kiss when?
help intent on groin being bannable when

>>165250949
>help intent on groin for borer egg production when?

>>165250041
>senaat has already tried flirting with kammer in discord
i know you're shitposting but it's probably true