/nosg/ - Nostalrius General

>>165077796
1st for Queue simulator

"Phew!" The Freshcuck breathes a heavy sigh of relief, as he turns in the first stranglethorn tiger quest at the Nesingwary Expedition.
Having spent 5 painstaking hours trying to tag mobs previously, and 8 hours in the queue before that, the Freshcuck endlessly plickers to and fro the graveyard every 5 minutes, mounds of bones from player corpses stacked as high as the jungle canopy surrounding him. He begrudgingly accepts the next tiger quest from the big game hunter himself, just before two undead rogues, the 5th and 6th unique ones in less than 10 minutes, step out from the shadows of the tent and the Freshcuck is once again forced to run himself back to his corpse. Unfettered, the Freshcuck grumbles "At least we're on an even playing field......." while waiting out the resurrection timer, which is now at 10 minutes.

After finally resurrecting himself after waiting for the 6th time in half an hour, he manages to tag one of the elusive panthers that have been endlessly camped for the past week and a half, and is close to killing it when out of nowhere he is charged and mercilessly cut down in a single stroke by a Bonereavers Edge wielding level 60 Warrior in full pvp armor...
"At least we're on an even playing field....." The Freshcuck grumbles once again, while running across the river back to his corpse with a now 12 minute resurrection timer. The Freshcuck takes solace in the fact that, being a melee class, he actually has something to raid for in molten core, unlike every single other class that has to settle for greens that are better than anything out of the Molten Core from 5 mans for the next 4 months....
"At least we're on an even playing field......" Echoes through the piles of bones littering the ground and the endless lines of people waiting for all the quest entities to respawn for all eternity.

Yeah this is ridiculous. There's absolutely no reason to wait in the queue. WoW isn't THAT good to be worth waiting for.

roll on HG, dump this literal trash queue simulator

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>>165077796

>>165077908

Agreed. As much as I'd love leveling with everyone and the enjoyment of low level PvP, this 10000 strong queue is bollocks.

Why they just don't reset the server to get rid off people afking in the char select.

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>2308
>logged in 7:34 hours ago

>>165078032
the ely GM"s are fucking stupid

I don't know why people even go to this server anymore

Back to old we go

>>165077908
>wow vanilla with 1x lvling isn't THAT good to be worth waiting for.
fixed

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????

>>165077796
/vg/ guilds:

<Mandate Of Heaven> alliance
<Salty Dogs> horde

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Vanilla WoW, beer and Shokugeki no Soma S2, can this get more comfier?

>>165077964
>121 minutes
heh...

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mfw queuecucks

>>165077796
Which class becomes the most OP if you can completely fill all of their talent trees?

>>165077964
>tfw 700 minutes

>>165077796
/vg/ guilds:

<Mandate Of Heaven> alliance
>placeholder> horde

>4 hours waiting in queue
>2,5k queue
>hmmmm maybe hour or two and I will be able to play
>disconnect
pls end my life

Now is your chance to return to PlayTBC. Population is booming and no queue

>548
i guess i'll launch the queue at noon tomorrow if i want to play after work

I am 9k in que
should I just go pve?

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tfw not a freshcuck so I don't have to worry about queues

>>165078202
Mage, rogue or shaman.

new mega.nz link when?

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girls are so weird lmao at the guys getting pushed around kekek, like, women don't play videogames right brosz
>vomits spaghetti

>>165078202
the lvl 255 servers do this, dont they?

>>165078220
Theburningcrusade or bust

>>165078210
>placeholder
indeed

RESTART
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>give feral druid blessing of might
>asks for wisdom instead

>give the next druid I see wisdom
>calls me dumb and says might is better
You druids...

>>165078250

I, for one, welcome our new smug overlords.

who here /refresh/'s the Elysium twitter hoping for a server restart announcement

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>4274
>about 4 hours later
soon

>>165078320
no bully

>>165078356
Do you not know how twitter works you retard? You don't have to refresh, it automatically updates.

>>165078246
Depends if you want to play within the next 5 hours

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>tfw I have really shitty internet that loves to d/c whenever the fuck, happens often too
>tfw I've made it from 12k to 3k in queue so far somehow

hold me, anons, I'm scared. I just want to play, but the chinks are ruining everything. It's not fair.

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>give might to a priest
>they think I gave them bow and buff me back
>thank them
>they curse me out

lmao

just got off the phone with pottu, he CONFIRMED new server will be PvE, current Elysium PvP will be locked to CHINESE IPS ONLY

Came home from a comfy nights sleep and productive day at work to find myself still at the character select screen.

Haven't seen a queue in literal days.

And guess what queuecucks? It's nearly midnight in Russia. The slavs in charge of this server have all gone to bed without fixing it, so tonight I'm going to do it.

ALL

OVER

AGAIN

>>165078429
Which class becomes the most OP if you can completely fill all of their talent trees?

>freshbulls, please, PLEASE log out and let us lick up your leftovers
>qcucks poaching their own

the underclasses are starting to get desperate

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post rare names

>>165078536

rogue

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>>165078328
Thank you for the blessing of might!

server problems so bad i am literally considering starting on retail althought I've never played on retail instead
>or I can go to my kronos account with 2 60s

>>165078505
T-thank you, playbull. I'm glad you're having f-fun.

>>165078630
same I just resubbed to retail too, at least that isn't being run by incompetent slavs

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>>165078473
>buff someone with rank 1 arcane intellect
>they buff me back with rank 3 fortitude before realizing

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>tfw leveling comfy on old server, over 9k people are on
>retards are sitting in a queue for all eternity
>some people on fresh are already past level 25
lmaoing@ur life
equal playing field amirite

>>165078328
1) they want the one according to what they play
2) the second druid is a fag

>>165078597
I got all finalflash variations

>>165078630
>>165078680

>0.50$ has been inserted on your battle.net account

Is there a way to turn off LUA errors?

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Its time

um
you can't get HIV from M/M anal sex right

>>165078483
i'd roll on a pve server guaranteed chinks free desu

>i've been afk on the character select screen since restarts yesterday
>have no intention of playing, leaving it on just in case
>people are LITERALLY in the queue

>>165078786
KEKUS DISCONNECTUS!

>>165078648
Don't worry. You're free to suck my dick while you wait for your queue to finish :)

>Be warlock
>have no buffs to give out
>Fear mobs that are chasing people running away from them and about to die
>Get yelled at

>>165078786
NOW BECOME D/CED FROM THE SERVER

>>165078786
Same shit happened to me, then it popped back up to 400 minutes.
Just fucking kill me already.

Guys check reddit. The Elysium faggots posted there and actually said shit won't change until they get the money for a new server, which won't be for months.

>>165077796
nobody is waiting for shit, we're all on Elysium PvP which is up now.
OP is just a server hopper he will never actually play the game.

>>165078123
retail wow, something that isnt tepid pisswater and a non shit anime

Is female undead rogue the most patrician combo?

>>165078473
>>165078686
>go to a lowbie zone
>as a lowbie is killing a gnoll or something buff them with the level of fort they're barely high enough level for
>they see their health drop to like 20% from all the extra health and start panicking, running away
every fucking time

>>165078328
>Playing on my hunter, pala gives me might
>Playing on my feral, pala gives me wisdom
Fucking pallies man

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>>165078786
yea totally

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How much longer from here?

>>165079130
2k is roughly 40-50 minutes
2.5k is roughly an hour

Restart in 20 mins boys

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>2 quests near the DM
Whje the fuck EVERY FUCKING GROUP have 0 idea where and how do them? It this some kind of special knowledge?

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>/nosg/ is now automatically listed on Blacked as a cuckolding site because of the sheer amount of cuck/bull spam here

>IN QUEUE FOR 4 HOURS
>STILL AT 5K
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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>wait 4 hours
>play 6000 in queue
>play 1 league game
>you have been disconnected

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>165079218
B L A C K E D

>>165079258
>Tanned catgirl
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>165079258
>playing mobas
you got what you deserve

Imagine being a queuecuck right now, knowing that there are 4k perfectly good spots going to waste because they're taken by afkers who are going to sit in char select while they sleep for the next eight hours

who /readquesttext/ here while /autowalking/ here?

>>165079258
Good. No LoLfaggots allowed.

>>165078328
you wish people were giving you that much attention over a buff

>about to go to sleep while on char select
SLEEP TIGHT LADS, LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING TOMORROW MORNING
(with no queue)

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Is this queue general? Am I in the right place? I just want a general where I can hear of riveting tales of people stuck in a very long line for hours.

>>165079392
Me too friend. WoW is, after all, more about the journey than the destination.

Personally I plan to savor my time ingame, level slowly, and ensure I sit on the character select screen for the 18 hours a day I'm not able to play.

>>165079564
>and ensure I sit on the character select screen for the 18 hours a day I'm not able to play.
A true classic indeed

>>165079214
Holy shit you're already level 45?

>>165079507
reported

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>haven't even gotten to char creation since saturday

guys i really want to play

every single time I tell myself I'm gonna take it easy, go slow, read quests, do instances
then I don't

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Post
>level
>race
>class
>latency
>favorite zone

>14
>orc(male)
>warrior
>16ms
>Feralas

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>>165079512
/queue general/ when?

>>165079512
Yes, you've come to the right place.
Enjoy the wait, anon.
>>165079648
wait your turn just like the other FIFTEEN THOUSAND good boys.

>>165079682
11
Human
Paladin
148ms
Loch Modan

>>165079682
n/a
n/a
n/a
unknown
queue

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>2870
Soon!

>>165079682
7
undead
rogue
74ms
brill

>>165079682
1731
8 hours
zero
Feralas

What class would Chad play?

>>165079682
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)

>>165079682
22
tauran
warrior
98
ur moms phat puss

how the fuck am i supposed to keep my fucking hunter wwpet happy?

>>165079682
>20
>orc
>warlock
>108 ms
>Western Plaguelands

>>165079648
Now now. Wait your turn. Like a good boy. I'm sure you'll get there in a week or two.

>>165079894
black tauren warrior
white human paladin
anything else is for queers

>>165079682
2883
human
queuecuck
0ms
Login screen

Everyone complaining about people staying logged in at the character select screen are memeing, right? I've left my game logged into the char select screen 3 times and been kicked every single morning when I wake up. No internet disconnect on my end (IRC client verifies this).

Does keeping the game client onfocused on the log in screen disconnect you?

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>>165079475
>not smothering your paladin with affection after you get Blessing of Freedom

>>165079926
Pets have a sex drive, anon. Fulfill those needs and it will always be happy.

>>165079894
undead rogue named xxdarklordrx

>>165079996
nope was afk in character select for the whole night no dc.

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THE KRONOBULLS ARE FUCKING LAUGHING AT US BROS.... HOW THE FUCK CAN WE FIX THIS??..

i waited so fucking long for this launch...

>>165080310
This new shitposting is pretty bad

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https://twitter.com/elysium_dev/status/818461000705966080?lang=en
what did they mean by this :O

>>165080365
It's from /v/

>>165080223
Yeah I'm sure it just selectively kicks some people from the character select screen.

>>165080365
>new
it's been getting beaten into the ground for over 8 months now.

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>in queue for 7 hoursr
>disconnect once i get to 2k from 12k start

>>165079682
>13
>undead
>priest
>170
>winterspring
>13

>>165080489
HIlarious

>>165080489
You're scaring me, anon. I'm at 2.6k from 12.5k start. I don't want to lose!

So what's the best build for shamans in vanilla?

So I got online last night and managed to get to level 10.
Who's leg do I have to fuck to get an invite to Salty Dogs?

just 600 more until I never logout again.

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More! Tell me more about your queues!

Ah, you were stuck in the 7000th place in line? And then, you got bumped back to 8000? Ohhh~

Here's someone who got disconnected! And another one!

More!

Tell me even more!

>>165080668
level as enhancer and be a healbot at 60.

>>165079682
13
human
warlock
23
hinterlands

>>165078597
TYRRANIS ON FUCKING DEATH WATCH LOL HAHAHHA

>Kill self
>Turn on jump macro
>Go to sleep
>Still in 9 hours later

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>>165080419
is that why the queue is taking so long?
this has been around since day 1, why dont they fix?

Why do you autists care so much about getting on a server that isn't going to see Naxx until 2019

The first server is always going to be the main one

>>165079682
14
Undead (female)
Rogue
109 nd
Arathi Highlands/Tirisfal Glades

>>165080707
You don't need to ask, anon.
Nobody would get bumped back to 8000 from 7000. It would be 7000 back to 12000.

>>165080707
I was in a 6k queue this morning, after 5 hours of waiting got to char select and boom disconnected.

13k queue time

>>165080668
Ele for being a huge fag in BGs, Enhance for being a huge fag in WPVP

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>I won't allow any paladin to tank my 40man world first naxxramas rai-

>>165079957
>>165080519
>>165080758
>>165080808
Good taste

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>mfw reading another exciting tale of an anon's harrowing adventure where he left his computer running overnight but still didn't make it through the queue

>>165081004
What am I looking at?

>see some poor warrior struggling to kill shit
>pass him a heal and blessing of might as I pass by
>he whispers me "thanks man you really saved my ass, let me know if you need a tank for anything"
>do this for a bunch of warriors
>have a network of warriors on my friends list ready to tank instances for me

easiest game of my life

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>>165081104
>mfw sat at character select with an autoclick every 10 minutes and still got disconnected

>>165081104

cute touhou

>>165079682
10
tauren
shaman
350~
silverpine? I don't really have one

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>i don't want 2 warriors in dungeon group, I'm going to have to kick you

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>>165081004

>>165081104
me. woke up early just in case queue'd up and went back to sleep though. at 400 now

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>>165079682
16
night elf
druid
in queue
loch modan

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>under 1k

HERE WE GO

PLEASE GIVE ME GENERAL TIPS IM SO NEW

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>>165081004

>>165081284
Don't ask for help and actually read quests.

>>165081284
dont roll a warrior

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*inhales deeply*
ROOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!

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140 and dropping

>>165077796
180 people in front of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What if their fix for the long queue is to boot off people that have been logged on their account for a couple hours?

>>165081284
avoid professions, they are a waste of time and money
don't waste money on a mount, save it for buying better weapons on the auction house

>>165079682
11
dorf
huntard
~100
??? maybe dun morogh

>>165081429
good luck, anon!

>>165081284
Grind mobs instead of completing crowded quests
Don't waste money on spells that seem very situational, don't waste money on expensive professions like engineering or blacksmithing pre-mount
/camp sets your Hearthstone location to your current coords
Only do dungeons if you have a group with most/all quests, and only do them once

>>165079996
Same.

>>165081284
Fix your video and interface settings
Can't use general chat until level 8
You have to go to the trainer for your spells, make sure you drag them from the spellbook to the bar and new ranks too.

>>165081284
If you want a good class, pick warrior.
Make sure you buy your Rend skill ASAP, it's literally your only good spell.

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>>165081460

>buying weapons on the auction house

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>>165081460
this is NOT the vanilla spirit

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>you shouldn't join groups as a fury warri-

>>165081601
>>165081602
you fucked it up.

>>165081518
only the third tip is any help
fuck off with your shit advice

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>>165081460

>>165081284
Do whatever you want most people playing arent min maxing autists (you cant raid as ret though)

>>165081656
the fuck is combat

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>1100
I dont even feel like playing today anymore.

LET ME IN FOR FUCKS SAKE REEEE

>>165081674

sorry fampai

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>>165080419
>>165080806
Okay so fuck this 5 hour queue. If I get banned for leaving my character select screen up they can suck my dick.

>>165081282
Kill yourself

>tfw being part of a trio doing everything together
>Compomised of balance druid (me), disc priest, prot paladin.
We are lvl 21 now, so much fun.

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>yesterday
>go to sleep like 7000 in queue
>wake up hours later
>I look at the computer
>Position in queue : 10
>I get up like its Christmas
>I level a tauren warrior up to level 10
>I take a break for 1 hour and stay logged in
>I wake up
>you have been disconnected
>try to login again
>12000 in queue

w-why.... all I wanted to do was play a tauren warrior on the fresh fresh... why no let me fresh fresh...? meow meow meow....

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>>165079682
16
human
warrior
120-something
The Queue (or Dun Morogh)

>>165081656
m-masaka

>>165081518
>/camp sets your Hearthstone location to your current coords
Very informative!

>>165081772
>balance druid doing all the dps

errors.jpg

>>165081769
No thanks

>>165081772
>Have a group of about 20ish bros all playing at their own pace
>Currently that pace is riding the queue train
What an awful launch for the most anticipated private server ever.

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Went to go eat, was gone for about two hours.

Came back and was banned. I was afk at an inn.

Shit server.

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>>165081656
HOW MUCH TIME A DAY DO YOU SPEND DOING THIS

>wake up
>join queue
>position: 10.000
>3 hours later
>position 6.000
>dont even want to play anymore
>close game
>next day
>repeat

FIRST MAJOR EXPLOIT DISCOVERED!

It appears they left some server development tools on including the 'camp' function. The camp function's purpose was to allow alpha testers to get around the world a bit more quickly. Basically if you're in a rested area you can change your hearthstone to any other rested area, so if you're in Orgrimmar and need to quickly get to Gadgetzan just type "/camp Gadgetzan".

Take advantage of this before they fix it. Should make leveling quicker.

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>shamans can't tan-

>>165079682
>20
>Undead(Female)
>Rogue
>160ms
>Redridge Mountains I'm not a ganker I promise

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>>165081656
>combat warrior

>>165081772
>balance druid
>prot pally

LOL

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Stop queuing for the 20-29 bracket if you're only level 20, are you stupid or something?

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>>165081950

>>165081942
>already skipped 2.000 positions instantly

genius

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Been in queue for about 5 hours now, went from 11500 to 2885. Not bad all in all, I spent the time showering and then doing work for an online class. How's everyone holding up?

>>165082034
yes, people are

>>165082034
Ill queue for whatever I want its in my blood now, thanks Elysium

holy shit they kept the vanilla warsong glitch that only works with undead females

you're able to glitch through a specific gate in the warsong battlegrounds so if you have the flag, you can easily out run anyone

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>988
so close

Is the quest for Brutal Armor for warriors worth doing?

>>165082034
Stay mad try hard faggot :)

>>165081942
wait what.

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>>165081950
>implying shamans arent god tier tanks

>>165082034
>posting worst girl

post best girl instead

>>165078356
me but i just enabled mobile notifications
anytime now...

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>Im sorry but fire mage simply isn't viable for RPin-

>>165082152
Ganbatte cuteposter!!

>>165082164
A chest with a CD that gives 30 rage

>woke up
>checked bot
>level 32
wew, gonna leave it on character select for a few hours now while i go do some stuff

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My luna seems to not register enemy hp currently. Mana yh but HP is set at 100 for some reason. Anyone know a fix?

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>>165082327
>Lying on the internet

>>165082126
it's not only undead females
i think its most of the female models
i know for a fact my fem human can fit through the 2 spots on the fence alliance side

>>165081942
but /camp logs you out?? I don't think it works like you intented.

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>>165081950
>>165082257

STOP POSTING THESE

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>camping the messanger in westfal

2 hours well spent.

>>165078925
????

>>165082257
>queuecucks spend THIS much time in queue to sperg out while i deflower his virgin server while he watches me from the queue

don't worry little cucky, ill log out

>after i hit 60 ;)

>>165081934
I'm not the usual poster tho
I was bored ingame so I am afking @ crossroads while I make these and looking up some dank memes on facebook

>>165079682
>14
>dwarf
>paladin
>147
>Stranglethorn Vale/Duskwood

Reminder that queues do not exist in Chinese culture and they will avoid them at every opportunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-meaGqg-M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SRiyXCZuws
PVP

>>165082479
The deadmines questline is literally the only reason I went Horde I refuse to try and attempt doing the defias traitor on this server

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AHAHAHA

WHO ELSE WANTS TO FEEL THE BLADE OF MY WHIRLWIND AXE

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>>165079258
justice

Goddamn DC bullshit

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>>165082637
WHY WON'T THEY JUST BAN ALL VPN CONNECTIONS!!!!

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>sadly we are full on holy priest Im gonna have to decli-

>>165082372
no lies my friend

>>165082767
NI HAO PIGSKIN THAT WOULD BE RACIST

>>165082637
no culture queues to enter a train you mong

>>165082257
FIRE GOD SPEC

my queue hasnt changed from 2316 in like 3 minutes and the eta is <1 min

am i fucked or is the server fucked

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HOLY SHIT I just figured out how they did it. Okay, so normally when you are inactive for a certain time the game puts you in an 'afk' mode where your character sits down, then there's another timer after that which will kick you back to character selection while <afk>, and another timer in char select that boots you back. What none of these memeing fucks are actually telling you though, is that in order to actually avoid getting kicked out of character selection, you need to trick the system into thinking it already kicked you, since it only performs 1 (ONE) check for inactivity. All you have to do is logout and then toggle your internet connection on the character selection off and on again WHILE LOGGING INTO A CHARACTER. (loading screen) if you don't do it while logging in to a character it just boots you back to the main menu VERY IMPORTANT. And it will d/c you from your character to the selection screen. Then you can just leave it open and rejoin when you wake up/get back from work.

SERVER RESTART FUCK OFF I QUEUED FOR 8 HOURS

REEEEEEEEE, JUST GOT ON AND RESET IN 5

DEVS LISTENED SERVER RESTART

>>165082913
Seems they've fixed kicking people from char select screen. Might not effect people who have been afk in it for hours so assume there'll be a server reset soon

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>>165081104
I left my computer on at the character select screen last night and woke up, 5am this morning, disconnected. I started it up at 6am, 13k in queue. I'm now at 4.6k, and it's nearing 11am.

I'm gonna go out for a walk, maybe I'll be at 2k when I get back?

confirmed server restart

>>165082767
Why do they need VPNs?

>he has to sit through queue
>AGAIN

QUEUEKEKS IN TATTERS

I WAS IN QUEUE FOR 7 HOURS
FUCKING SLAVS
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE VOTE FOR HILLARY

>>165082991
sent :)

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>server restart in 4 mins

>>165083118
no fucking way I'm 356 in que

>>165083087
Chinese can't use the internet outside china, in theory but they all evade that with VPNs.

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>what I want to play is not good enough in the bis raid part of the game therefore i'll play something I don't like instead

>>165082991
cool story bro

Almost 6 am in china, gotta restart the server for all those chinese gold farmers starting their workday, thanks russia devs!

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>SERVER RESTART

HURRAY I GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO LOGIN AND SKIP THE 10K QUEUE

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Reminder that Carrion Birds are the master-race pet.

>>165081282
kys

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HAHAHA

EXTRA KEKED

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>why would you even put point into that tr-

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>dude druids cant ta-

>sit on queue for 9 hours
>240 left
>restart in five minutes
Are these niggers for real

>went from 7k queue to 2k in like 5 min

HAHAHAHA ITS TIME

WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING

>500
>server restart
FUCKING ASS FUCK NIGGER DICK

Will I get autodropped from queue or should I restart my client and wait for the ITS UP posts

>>165083307
>>165083320
post one for surv hunters senpai

>just got hogger before the restart
it's the little wins who make it bearable

hahahaha

>numbers drop like crazy
>dc'd
>auth
>dc
>auth
>dc

HIT DAT MF LOGIN BUTTON

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ONLY VANCLEEF LEFT AND THIS MONGOLOIDS DECIDE TO RESTART SFAFSAFFFGA

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>server restart

WHEN THE FUCK IS IT COMING BACK UP

I MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO PLAY MY CHARACTER A SECOND TIME YET

>>165081895
filtered

>>165083436
it'll disconnect everyone in queue

>>165079682
Level 30 male gnome warlock.

180ms

Silithus

>>165083409
IT

>>165083320

>druid
>block chance

AT LEAST I MADE IT TO LEVEL 2 FUCK

Finally got in, skipped that 10k queue. Later cucks.

ITS UP

IT'S BACK. I'M IN AGAIN

>>165083297
no

>6.6k
>DC
Is the dream coming true?

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>wait seven hours in queue
>login
>server restart in ten seocnds
>mfw

Pro tip to all the rogues starting on the fresh server:

abuse pickpocket as much as you can, especially when there's dozens of people around you aggroing mobs. You'll get mad dosh this way really easily. I'm lvl 14, got all my skills (including weapon skils), 2 professions and I still got 1g30s to spare.

>get back from work
>still logged in
>get changed
>come back
>You have been disconnected

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I SPENT FIVE HOURS IN QUEUE

AND WHAT DO I SEE WHEN I FINALLY FUCKING GET IN

WHAT THE FUCK DO I SEE

SERVER RESTART IN TWO MINUTES

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING

>finally manage to pick up defias traitor quest
>server restarts
hells fire hath no fury like mine right now

I GOT IN
SKIPPED 12K QUEUE
LES GO BOYS

AUTENCITACHTIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>authenticating
Fuck this.

What if they just restart twice a day to purge people that use the character select screen to afk?

>>165083320
druids are decent pre-raid tanks, I never got this meme.

I'd prefer a druid over any warrior for normal dungeons, their threat level is just awesome.

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When the restart allows you to skip the queue

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>>165083320
>feral druids are trully awful at tan-

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>>165083523
Shut the fuck up you normie autist.

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>mfw quecucks

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>>165083619
I was 4k in queue and now im just authenticating. I just got mega cucked. I've never felt so emasculated in my life. I'm going to go blow chad while he fingers stacy now and then cry in my basement eating cheetos while this authenticates.

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>>165083680
>he wants to play

>>165083736
I was able to play the last two days purely because of lucky restarts right when I woke up

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>mfw back in without queue

>>165083736
Same here bro. Glad I didn't have to wait that whole thing through.

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>6k in queue
>disconnected
>try logging in
>successful!
Get fucked playcucks

>>165083468
server restart

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>afk'd 9 hours while asleep
>played for a few and went back to afking during the day
>come back to see server restart 10 seconds
>log back in without a queue

wow I feel bad for all the guys here complaining about their wait times

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M IN I WAS 12K IN QUEUE AND NOW i'M IN WHAT HAPPENED!!!!

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AUTHENTICATING

>>165083753

holy shit idra looks like he wants to die.

>Authenticating
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw im gonna play on fresh fresh server with no queues while you literally spent the entire day waiting in a queue to play

stay cucked, cucks :^)

>WAIT NINE HOURS ON QUEUE
>RESTART AT 250
>COME BACK AT 140

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>>165083439
Got you covered senpai

>get past the authentication meme
>200 in queue

Not quite a perfect entry, but it will do..

it took me 6 hours to hit lvl 10 grinding... did I fuck up? or is that a normal time?

>>165083962
faster then normal

Invite me to the guild Crabbersmon

im in :D

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OMG I MADE IT IN YOU GUYS I MADE IT INTO THE GAME MY HEART IS POUNDING SO HARD I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO BURST

>>165083962
>grinding

>I'M IN
ONLY 800 QUEUE
FUCK IT I'LL TAKE IT!
YES!!!!

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Woop just got in again after 200 player queue
Spam that login faggots

AHAHAHAHA

>successful
>waiting in queue
>55, 34, 11, in

kek be praised

>afking in char select
>tab in, see i got dced
>reconnect, get in instantly
>realise it was a server restart
GET KEK'D KUEUE KIDS I'M STILL NOT EVEN GOING TO LOG IN

sub 1k q. I am ok with this

>>165079682
>level
0
>race
none
>class
none
>latency
no fucking idea
>favorite zone
Azshara

is anyone else just getting disconnected while authenticating?

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>Be in que for 7 hours
>Server restarts
>AUTHENTICAING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>got in again straight away

perfect. now time to leave the game on creating a new character and go to sleep.

>1100 queue

I've had worse.

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IM IN HOLY FUCK NOOOO QUE GOING DOWN FAST

>>165084005
>nep with tits

no.

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>>165083439
>Dude you really dont need that ashkan-

GUYS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I MADE IT IN GAME IS THIS WHAT PURE JOY FEELS LIKE?