/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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Idf qt edition

>tfw have to pay for my college classes now

JUST

inb4 404

im sad because i lost a bet

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s1mple NaVi ez 2017

>the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Holy shit he was right

>>164904540
SHEEVER?!

>first game lose to smurf who 30 bombs with only 1 deags
>2nd game enemy team kills each other and surrenders in 4 rounds
>rank up

ez game

shroud charges $20 for a sig, hol lee sheet

>>164907796
did you ask him for one or what

>>164908042
nah he has it under his tip link and is talkin bout it. people actually doing it lmao

>>164908087
damn what a jew

how to tryhard

open program files (x86) - steam - steamapps - common - csgo - cfg

make new cfg named tryhard.cfg

copy pasta -

viewmodel_fov "68.000000";
viewmodel_offset_x "-2";
viewmodel_offset_y "-2";
viewmodel_offset_z "-2";

save it

open csgo

open console

exec tryhard

win

>theres a dancing dog streaming cs
wtf

>>164909492
this makes mustard gas

>>164906627
Tell me about Moe. Real skill or just eye candy?

>3 mm games
>1 game with a cheater in my team
>2 games with cheaters in enemy teams
holy shit

should I finally fall for esea meme?

>>164912434
rank?

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>>164912716
ummmmmm

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>get 5 headshot kills with UMP at medium range

I'm gonna get Overwatch'd, huh?

>>164913297
>[PAID BOTNET]

It's been in the OP for two years

>>164913297
yo where can I find the db dump?

I'm curious about what passwords the pros have

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part of faceit ban list huh, so they force new anticheat

anyone familiar?

>1.5 million hacked from esea

holy shit thank god I don't use this garbo

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>he fell for the third party matchmaking meme

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>he fell for the 5v5 minigame meme

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>Valve has resorted to hacking ESEA

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgt4i

Confirmed

>all the smug faggots who paid extra for matchmaking BTFO again

lmfao

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>>164913297
>redditors among us actually and unironically pay for this service
>it's literally just a slightly better match maker
>despite bitcoin mining
>despite being a botnet
>despite kernel access
You need to go back, but first just know that I am laughing at you.

Why won't valve buy esea and make it unhackable

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>he PAID MONEY for esea

PAID BOTNET

PAID

FUCKING

HENTAI

Valve is behind this

In a few weeks they will announce that they have taken over ESEA at a bargain

>>164919429

why would valve give a fuck about ESEA

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>casual
>top fragger on enemy team uses nothing but deagle
>headshots every shot, never whiffs his shot
>check profile
>50 hours played

hmm

>>164920256
get owned gay nerd lmao

>>164920365
this desu senpai

You ever seen that movie, "white men can't jump"

>>164920256
wow someone's smurfing on casual what a surprise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L08fJmbHcPo

what the fuck are these stupid callouts like window and closet?

just use the fucking in game callouts for fucks sake

>>164922694
why don't you stop being a pussy and tell them instead of posting here

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>>164922748
>them

I only play casual deathmatch

>that moment when you don't know whether to sneeze or not and you're waiting for the sneeze but it's not coming

I've never done a comp game before. When I queue up for it what rank players am I going to be matched up with?

Can I just start at Silver and never have to move up and play against actually good people?

>>164923916
You'll start at gold nova 1 or somewhere near there.

If you lose then you'll go down to silver 4 if you win you'll go up to mg2

>>164924424
How many games do I have to play until I get a rank?

>>164925298
you have to win 10 games, and ignore what that retard said. you start out at s1-s3 and when you're unranked you play against silvers and maybe a gn1. if you're good enough, you get gold nova immediately, but you'll probably get a silver rank.

Anyone had this problem of the mouse going to the second monitor in cs:go and resolved it yet?
Game settings are in fullscreen; I verified integrity like three times and reinstalled twice.

Am i the only one that thinks skins are fucking ugly and can't fathom how people pay lots of money for them?

what the fuck

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>make a stupid quip in casual
>everyone laughs

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgted

>>164929823
not reading all that

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>he still plays csgo

>playing an online game where you can cheat just by googling the name + hacks adn downloading the first result

you can blame being on the spectrum

>>164930602

hacking is for plebs and children

they all get banned like the retards they are

>>164931000
LOL

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>start up CSGO
>"One or more players that you recently reported were convicted and permanently banned from official CS:GO servers. Thank you for helping the CS:GO community"

>>164931000
neck yourself my man

>>164931000
I've been cheating for 10+ years and have been banned only once

>>164913450
You kids don't know what a botnet is

>>164931053
he's right though, i get the "a player you reported has been banned' message all the time.

these guys don't last for very long.

>>164933106
Net = internet. Botnet = internet with bots duh.

>>164931053
>>164931306
>>164931416

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akkkJTXn3AU

fags

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>>164931305
>start up CSGO
>One or more members of your recent competitive parties were convicted of cheating and permanently banned from official CS:GO servers.

i hope cheaters die in hell

>>164934321
fuck off blud

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>check every corner except ONE
>get knifed

uhhhh gogurts??????/

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So I got matched in esea rank s with this skin and fell in love, where can I buy one like it?

>Actually working through my anime backlog
Feels great desu. Gonna miss this when pro games come back.

p2000 or usp-s?

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I have 2 accounts I play on. What started as a smurf account just turned into a 2nd one which is the same rank as the other. Not used to cheat or anything like that.
I went Prime on my first one and on the second one I clicked the opt in and received the message you see in the pic. Because non-prime MM is pretty horrible I thought I'd use my sister's phone no. on the second one. But after I switched it on the Steam and click the Prime beta opt in I still get the same message like in the pic.
Is there a way to clear my CS GO file cache except actually deleting and installing the game again? Or will that not help? Any help is appreciated.

Member that Chinese guy who got stabbed in the head for cheating at LAN? I member

We need more hero's of justice like that brave stabber

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>>164946617

Nvm, it's working now. I guess it takes a while for the phone no. to update to CS GO servers.

I want NaVi to win the major.

>>164904328
Is warowl /ourguy/?

>>164950608

of course

reddit bullied him which makes him automatically our guy

Major when? Tired of seeing this trash thread on page 10.

So do these undetectable AWP pickers actually work? It's the only explanation I have for casual being flooded exclusively with AWP pros achieving the most ridiculous shots. Considering getting a second account just to try it out but I'm quitting anyway because just the possibility of being up against a cheater invalidates all legit games (CS:GO no doubt has a cheater problem) and living in Europe makes playing this even more depressing when you exclusively get paired up with Russians/roaches or other not English speaking scum.

https://a.uguu.se/jlxHCz4xFRNY.webm

>>164959512
Hey man I've smurfed with an awp and went 48 kills easily. low ranks are easy as hell to awp and awp cheaters are pretty easy to overwatch

>>164959512
The worst is when you get paired with britroaches, and when they're a premade.

>>164959517
noice

>>164957695
ELeague major is end of January

>>164959517
>black crosshair
Please no..

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please share your opinions on counter-strike source

>>164965045
shit 1.6 spin-off

>>164965045
Garbage game with a garbage fanbase.

>>164965045
Base game is pretty bad compared to 1.6 but I still played like a thousand hours of surf and minigames in Source because it was too much fun. Best modding scene.

>>164965390
>best modding scene
>ruined HnS
>ruined kz
>ruined wc3 mod

You should literally die.

>literal panzy and adren raping an actual real pro player like Mike

CS has been ruined for a while.

is hades ourguy now

>>164968647
What happened with that guy? I heard some random kid ingame talking about him LAN dodging or something.

steel is a retard

you would think after a billion games he would learn to take a loss

>>164968647
>manlet
>scared of challenging himself in a video game
>vapes

maybe he's your guy, smurf

>>164969241
You would think after a billion games he would learn to not be a shitter, and actually win games.

>>164969514
manlets are better at videogames. short hands = less distance between brain and hand

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>>164968647
>claims to be 5'10
>"at next LAN bring a measuring tape and we'll measure"
>dodges next LAN

>still paused
>muh momentum breaker
fucking austards

>>164970289
How can he dodge a lan if he's not even pro and not even invited to one?

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r8

Turks are honestly the WORST fucking group of people to play this game
>people
woopsy, I meant FUCKING ROACHES

>>164970601
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/World_Electronic_Sports_Games/2016

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgted

>>164970753
anyone in europe that isn't finland or UK is cancer to play with

>you can watch replay after the match
>you can only report during a game

I dont even know anymore. Is everyone on this planet retarded? How much sense does this make?

>>164970712
wow that's cool anon. hm was it

Predator is the most underrated AK skin.

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>tfw no CSGO sugar mommy gf

>>164970802
In game so can't read the tweet, but in the liquid wiki says he couldn't get a visa. Not his fault?

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>1x LE
>2x DMG
>2x MGE2

vs

>1x MGE 2
>1x SM
>1x S2
>1x S1
>1x unranked

How is this even remotely possible

>>164974825
The unranked guy

>>164974138
he kept lying to his team saying that he applied for a visa when in reality he didn't because
a. he's a manlet and doesn't want it revealed at LAN
b. he didn't want to drive 2 hours to the consulate to get a visa


he could have just told them that he didn't want to go but instead he kept stringing them along so in the end they were forced to use their coach because it was too late for a suitable replacement to get a visa in time (apparently they had some good people on standby that would have volunteered)

>>164972013
is this some sort of meta joke

>>164975705
Do people really lie about their height like that?

>>164904328
Guys, I'm at 55 comp wins and still in silver... I top frag almost every match but its just not enough to carry a whole team.. Seems like I'm stuck in a lower mm tier and can't get out. Why is matchmaking so bad? Is it just your win rate alone?

>>164976372
git gud

>>164972013
I've played with somebody from the UK.
He was constantly talking, and "bantering", trying to sound like he's a good player. Spent whole game at spawn tossing his gun with another guy in our team, who probably thought he seemed alpha because of how he talked in the mic.

The round before the last, I told him he was a pathetic nerd, and that nobody thought he was some "alpha good player", since he couldn't even get a 1.0 K/D.
>He left right after it
Hope he got sad.
Fuck people who are self-obsessed like that.

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r8 my kami pls

>>164976372

your top fragging because you bait

try entry and see if you still top frag(if you do then ranking up should not be a problem, very hard for shitters to retake)

>>164972013
>"people" from the UK
>not as cancer as russians, muslims, or even worse

Nice joke.

>>164976372
>Is it just your win rate alone?
If you have to ask this seriously you don't deserve an answer.

>maikelele getting stomped by random polish subhumans

I feel bad for him.

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>>164981287
maikelele is shit
nth for based izakooo

>>164981598
>polish redditor turd
>based

Guys I'm getting like 1000ms latency on valve servers and then my game crashes.
Please send help, is it my rates???

>>164976372
>55
You have a lot to learn m8

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>can't monetize my youtube videos for some reason
>will never be able to make thousands of dollars a month uploading shitty videos of CSGO memes and case openings and gambling

why even live

>>164986119
when I buy the CSGO ip from valve I will unban you, Sam

>>164978381
I always entry frag when I play T side and usually play for picks on CT. Say I'm T on Mirage, I'd always flash/smoke and push out on site a or b rush. CT side is more situational when you should push.

>>164980105
I'm serious. If I'm top fragging most of the time and lose I should eventually rank up because im a better player then everyone else in that rank. But it seems like it's only win rate.

I hades gonna die now? He fuck up bad.

>>164977331
8/8 looks g8 m9

What if Counter-Strike: The Movie

>>164988170
>what is Europe irl

>>164987737
What is our guy M0E gonna say?

>>164988361
HAHAHAHAH WHAT A GREAT MEME

fuck off

>>164988968
But I live in Europe and it's literally true.

>no good streams on

>>164990785
Time to hunt twitch for gril streamers

>>164990785
esea finals

ded

>>164993609
hi, how are you? :>

Victor DANKov

LELDLC is so shit

OUR BOY CADIAN

i'm glad our boys rogue are out ahead

>>164997628
ez for them t.bh

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reddit btfo

>>164999127
huh?

nice choke danetards

fucking daneshits

>>165000352
>>165000605

huh?

>>165001320
huh?

>leave when it's 12 - 3
>now it's overtime

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looks cool

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>Rogue dominating
>leave to do a quick casual game
>come back
>15-15 and overtime is starting

>>165001686
dumb animemer

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>>165001486
>>165001686
our guys will pull through

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>Playing Faceit
>team has two noobs (it's something I accept in CS:GO)
>mirage T side
>tell them to throw smokes for A
>I smoke CT
>one peeks out of palace, throws a smoke into jungle and gets awped (worth it)
>one smokes off A RAMP

How the fuck are people this dumb? Why would ANYONE think it's a good idea to smoke off the part that you're coming from?

Should I suck it up and pay for ESEA?

>>165001994
>faceit
>everyone can play for free
>literally worse than mm

What did you expect?

>>165001994
You can't avoid bad teammates.

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>double OT

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>>165002471

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>>165002105
>literally worse than mm
I disagree actually, the worst idiots don't know about Faceit so it generally filters out the kids, drunk dudebros and autistic memespewing 13-year-old wannabe comedians. People seem like they're more there to play, not fuck around.

>>165002182
But THIS bad? Fuck.

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WE DID IT, BOYS

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>>165003435
>we
>anime

no WE did it

see you guys tomorrow for the qualifiers

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>>165003702
That's why I already said "We" did it

>>165004472
huh?

UHHH

IM JUST HAVUNG FUN WITH IT

>>165004472
lose weight

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Returning player here, where have all the cunts gone? Everyone is way nicer than they were when I left (apart from FACEIT but that'll always be cancer). Did the gambling empire toppling over itself make them leave?

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>>165006331
No. Too busy playing CSGO.

>>165006631
they died from their cancer

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Just did a double collateral headshot with scout in casual ama

>>165006253
YOU KNOW THAT A NIGGA WAS LOST

>>165008104
What's your favorite power ranger, ninja turtle, and classic starter pokemon?

>>165008276
UGH

>>165008874
I LAUGH IN MY HEAD CAUSE I BET THAT MY EX WAS LOOKING BACK LIKE A PILLAR OF SALT

>>165008423
green ranger,raphael,torchic

>>165010493
>classic
>torchic

>>165010608
didnt read classic my bad squirtle

>>165010493
>not donatello
>not bulbasaur

Fuck outta my thread.

>>165011320
donatello used to be my favourite but then I found out that he was gay

>>>/pol/106258776

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>>165011901

ded

>>165008423
>>165010493
>>165010608
>>165011320
Superior red ranger, Leonardo, Pikachu

the

>>165018076

how i feel atm fampai

>3 round burst with M4A1
>all hit dead center
>4 round burst
>bullets all land 2 miles away from each other

* thinking emoji *

>>165020763

counter strike go is like your old maths class at school

you flunked it and failed maths

>>165020848
Hahaha good response! Include me in the screenshot!!

>>165020848
>tfw couldn't flunk maths if I tried
They put me in the special snowflake prodigy class. Didn't do any of the assignments or homework and still got an A. My teachers hated me.

why aren't hostage maps part of the active pro map pool?

>>165021996
because only Dust II/Mirage/Train

Ded gaem

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Is this a good skin?

hostage games are just bomb defusal in reverse, but with terrorists getting wall hacks when a CT grabs a hostage.

>tfw shitters are always trying to do trades with me with crumby skins
I'm a collector, I don't give a fuck about their skins. I buy what I like.

>>164906627
THANKS MOE ASSAD

>>165021996
It would be fun to have online meme tourney once in a while with cs_ maps only desu

>>165021996
because it's retarded, it's de-reversed but the ct's have to take the site and escort hostages all the way back to spawn

shit, the old de maps they didn't port over are terrible too

>>165025536
so seeing camping t's win every round would be fun you think?

for what, 2 rounds tops?

>>165025782
terrorists don't even have to defend the hostages, if they all push out and take the CT spawn the game is over, it's fucked.

Teamwork, communication, and personal skill are the key components you need to reach Rank A+, Rank G, or even the illustrious Rank S.

>>165027361
All you need are good skins

>>165027361
are you in rank s?

>You will never sauna with Rain and Allu

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I miss when the R8 was good

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i cant WAIT to see OUR fuCKING GUY play ..

when is that ? actually? is he still ona team??

>>165031196
echo fox bro, can't rush the process

gotta let it gel brah

>>165030740

i love how its been complete fucking garbage ever since with no effort to try fix it.

valve are faggots. they actually thought a $300 AWP was a good design for CS.

Then they thought a weapon you have to load the bullet with to fire could only be a 70 damage shot VS smgs/rifles/pistols

they are fucking retarded.

please post some funny memes

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>>165033658

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>>165033658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a06CoxvkUe4

>>165034445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nKCKq0vpRU

Should I crouch with a deagle?

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>smoke weed
>play csgo
>kush-push B tunnels with mag-7 and flashbang
>get a 4k
>mfw

Why don't you smonk wee /csgog/?

>>165036328
It's illegal

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>tfw you will never banter with ecelebs on twitter

>>165035859
You should deagle your crotch.

>>165036515
But I do

NO SCOPE DOUBLE FROM COLD

Launders going in on the "x6 is good" circlejerk. Based

>>164969791
Why is Hades so shit then?

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>Eco round
>Rush a site and we manage to steamroll the two guys there
>Team brings it to a 4v1
>Bomb's planted
>They all proceed to peek the last CT one by one despite not even having armor and one not even having a gun
>Last guy manages to save the round by not being retarded and waiting

>>165001994
>Should I suck it up and pay for ESEA?
Yes, people are still retarded, especially at low ranks, but they're not that retarded.

>>165027361
So, basically you just need to be good at the game.

nice thread gotards

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http://www.hltv.org/news/19590-tyloo-remove-attacker-and-fancy1

>>165047918
>commies ruining their best team by removing their best players for petty reasons

yet another our team ruined by retards

ded tred
shit game

I stopped playing a while ago about 8 months I was a dmg. I wanna get ranked again do you guys have any idea about what rank I would get?

>>165048574
Likely nova 3-4.

>>165048574
Silver, just like your last time. Everything up to supreme is literally exactly the same, with supreme and global having slightly better silvers and the odd good player once every 20 games.

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Post skines

jesus christ that jew nose of steel
never noticed it

Need some help, lads.

Hosting a 15 slot server for CS:CO, but I can't seem to limit teams to 5v5 with 5 spectators only. Anyone here good with server.cfg and all that shit?

>>165052002
https://forums.alliedmods.net/showpost.php?p=2328112&postcount=9

I use this for the 12 slot 5v5 CS:GO servers I run. Not 100% sure if it'll work for CS:CO but it'll probably be fine.

No actual server cvars for maximum players on a team, unfortunately.

>>165052337
Thanks mate, will grab it now, configure, and report back soon.

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>narcissistic cunt who think he is right 100% of the time
>jews his career away for pixels and now his entire living depends on how many 14 year old redditors watch his stream
>"I have been dealing with clinical depression since very young age"

kek

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Nice, Get_Right is gonna cast Dreamhack matches with Anders today. Should be comfy.

What is the best value bet today, Heroic over F3?

>>165052449
He's a jew, and as such he has investments in real estate and such. He doesn't really need to rely on his stream, he's invested all the money he made from streaming already. He just has no life.

Is 3kliksphilip our guy?

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Why is inferno still not active duty

>>165054380
major isn't over yet

>>165054469
nuke was added almost immediately though right?

>>165054507
yeah because cologne 2016 had just ended IIRC

they have to use the map pool they have now until eleague is done because they can't just use the same maps for all the qualifiers and change them at the last minute

RIP TYLOO

OUR CHINKS

>>165047918
>banned from events

This is retarded. Fuck this retarded org.

Attacker is my guy anyway.

Tec-9 Red Quartz or CZ75-Auto Crimson Web?
I think I want the Crimson Web, but I'm unsure if I'll ever use CZ75..

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>>165055635
>>165056126
>chinese shuffle after WESG
>new #1 team with our guy Savage

could be for the best tbqh

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>>165056590

>using CZ on T

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I wish to lay in bed with juliano

>>165056606
savage
attacker
fancy
somebody


5th?

Machinegun will be part of Tyloo screencap this

What the fuck is that Niko clip

Probably being silver rn but if that happened to me I would have assumed cheats and tilt for the rest of the game

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Drinking a bit does wonders to my aim.
I can play as fast and hard as I want without getting jittery.

>>165056590
Even if CZ is situational you'll get more done with it.
Get one or two kills for your team instead of dreaming of three.

>>165059556
>he doesn't know

Shit I just went all-in on Mouz before realizing it's Mouz vs Mouz 50/50. My fucking addiction.

>>164976372
When you cant carry yourself out of silver you probably belong there or in the lower nova ranks. Players are so bad at this point that i'd argue that it doesnt even matter. The difference between silver and gold is, that the goldplayers quit less often.

>>165057645
zhoking

>>165061935
There is no difference between any player up to supreme.

twitch.tv
/roomonfire

bald man and GeT_RiGhT casting mousesports v. BIG

>>165062626
nice shill anders

>>165062309
Not true. Ppl on dmg-lem have significantly better aim and movement. They are just still retarded when it comes to strategy and tactics and general gameawareness. Also a lot of retards like that even on global.

>>165062704
It's true in the sense that if a real human being were to make a team using players from any of these ranks, every single one of them would be equally as useless.

>>165062913
That's still not true. 5 lems will beat 5 silvers in 100/100 matches. A pro-team will beat both lem and silver in 100/100 games but that doesnt make them the same skilllvl.

>>164946031
p2000 is only good for pistol rounds, because you're at a much larger risk for running out of ammo. otherwise usp in every way

>>165063283
There are pro players that are LEM because of the mm system.

>>165063645
They are lem because they dont play mm/play with fans/leave mm whil qing for fpl or rank S. Somebody who cant become global will never be able to compete against pros lol.

>>165064320
It took Pasha several weeks to become global.

is the p250 good for anything?

>Homesent

ITT: shitter LEMs deluding themselves they're not silvers

>>165064913
yes

Is there any good stream of DH qualifiers?

>>165064913
Can one hit kill helmeted people, afaik, which USP can't.

>>165065942
hltv.org, the streams should be on the "Watch" tabs

anyone watching flipside?

>>165066241
They're all low quality amateur garbage.

>>165052337
>>165052420

Late reply.

No joy. Didn't get it going. I have other vanilla settings in play though. Cheers for the help though.

>>165066098
so can 5.7 and tec-9

>>165066350
Get_Right & Moses are casting Mouz vs Big. Pay attention.

>>165066350
>go to twitch and go to csgo
>see the top streamers

btw, why are you even watching cs if you're not betting on the games?

>>164909526
Can confirm am dead

>>165066709
Why did you reply to a post I made two days ago

is 800x600 our res?

>>165067606
1440*1080

>>165066451
p250 is $300, while the other two are $500.

>>165067606
768 stretched is

>>165068057
yeah and they also are way better and have more ammo. the famas is cheaper than the m4 but that doesn't mean you should buy a famas

so i've been playing cs for 10 years now and i decided to play some csgo for the first time in forever

i played a competitive game and got placed in silver, i remember being placed higher when i first did my placements but i stopped playing because the game is fucking boring.

is it worth the climb just to prove to myself that i can easily hit at least dmg, or should i just avoid the stress? i don't play this shit competitively.

blogpost

>>165069265
who care...

>>165069264
Because economics don't matter in cs go.

>>165069309
t. anon's family

>>165069265
I was playing since 1.1, skipped source obviously, because I'm not retarded, and got placed in silver 4 my first time. Took me ~400 hours to get to supreme.

>>165069473
who care...

>gtr is a redditor and talks like a retard

Who would have thought

>>165069398
after a loss you get at least 1900, right? so if you buy armor and some nades, you still have enough for a five-seven.

>>165069398
>economics don't matter in cs go

t. american silver

>>165070334
t. britbong silver who thinks he should be at least dmg

>>165070524
If I was british or silver I would have killed myself ages ago.

>>165070607
t. finnish or swedish nova 3

>>165070904
actually mexican rank s :^)

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>>165070904
Stay mad silver.

>>165071156
>literally a screenshot from Steel's stream

how pathetic can you get

>>165071410
Whatever helps you sleep at night silver.

>>165071156
why does it look like that
just take a picture of your profile, cut out your name if you want to

>>164905912
!!! SOCKS AND SANDALS ALERT!!!!

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>>165071962
Don't be mad bro.

>godsent winning a 2v5 hahaha

flusha reeeee

>homesent

FUCK YOU MOUZ.

>anon gets btfo'd and shuts the fuck up

That's right.

>>165072047
the comfiest way to enjoy a hotel

>>164965045
Weaponfeeling was like shit in this one

CSGO>CS1.6>CSCZ>CSS

Which stream we watching?

>>165073432
1g

>>165073381
This but 1.6 over GO.

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>>165073432

>>165073432
I'm watching and getting increasingly frustrated at Mouz.

>>165073432
godsent lost so agdq

>esea hacked
Post yfw you never fell for the esea meme.

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wow so cute

>>165057224
do you think they experiment together?

>tfw you suddenly remember that one time you shat yourself as a kid

You do too now.

>>165001491
Stop posting this shit, you are making me want to buy skins

um niko??
https://clips.twitch
.tv/roomonfire/ExuberantPoultryUnSane

>>165075571
do it

>>165075603
nice glowhack

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Who Fnatic here?

>>165076394
I got money from dota 2 and i dont want to spend it all yet. Also last ti treasures went at a high price in some months, with that jugg set, hopefully it will be the same.

>>165077312
i didn't understand this post
just add $50 on opskins, bet it all, make money, lose money, gamble, lose money, and buy more skines

>dust calling the scout an awp
>buying an awp after losing the pistol
Fucking hell.

When I was in CSS with my old pc, i did some console config or something that would for example, eliminate the background, this is, no clouds or palmtrees leaves or no buildings on the outside of the map so i could get 200fps instead of 150-180 Is there anything like that to CSGO?

I want to eliminate the outside of the map so i can get 10 or so fps more. Especially on Mirage, other maps are fine.

>>165047918
>fancy1 not going behind his team
Man surprising for a chink. Based.

how to win on csgoroll

>>165075317
I consciously shat myself when I couldn't leave my pc playing mmo. I was 18.

>>165080246
You do double up, and only play when it looks like one side should statistically win.
But you don't win on gambling sites. You can win, buy once you've won some, you must stop, because in the long run you lose.

>wake up
>solo queue de_nuke

what am I in for

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Is it better to eat before playing or play on an empty stomach with coffee? Fatal1ty said he would never eat before games "so his body wouldn't have to think about digesting" but that sounds retarded.

>>165083079
>2017
>de_nuke

>>165083130
I do something like this
>coffee
>warmup
>sick tunes
>have a meal
>start playing comp after ~40 min
>drink water