/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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You didn't spend Christmas in GTAO alone, did you anon?

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>you will never recreate this scene in GTAO

>>163775072
If we can get 10 people to hike up a mountain, we can get 10 people to stage this.

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>>163775129
[Doubt]

>>163775238
We use to do parachute in the occasional end of game modes thing.

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the picnic?

THE PICNIC!

>>163773348
Late reply but thanks for showing it. I used to have an ATI so I don't know how well a Nvidia card can handle

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>>163775298
no

>>163774680

Maybe I'm just dense af but I still don't understand why should I pick the LWB V12 instead of the standard armored one?

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Trying to get some car mod on GTA 4. I don't know what I'm doing wrong because it seems to work for everybody else.

Wat do?

>>163775558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQSv1_41LM

>>163775621
Email the fucking author dipshit
You asked the same fucking thing yesterday, now fuck off

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>>163774887
>Masculinity check: PASSED
I gotta start recording jousts.

>Full warehouse
>Only 1 top range car left
>It's part of a collection which I can actually sell
So much for the idea that you'll always have top range cars with a full warehouse.

I just got gta 5, I'm moving over some of the big x64 files from my pirated to steam and reverifying so I don't have to download 70 gigs at 300kbs. Wish me luck for no ban

>>163775558
The LWB is Comfier™, and owning an armored one allows you to spawn free LWB armored V12s from the CEO menu. I think it's a handy perk since it lets you quickly get an armored car without having to ditch your PV, but I'm sure the Buzzard fanciers will disagree.

That's about it, though. It comes down to limo aesthetic + free clones vs. better performance.

>>163776529
>LWB armored V12s
are you on drugs or something?

>>163776613
... yes

Which new VIP job is good for grindan purposes?

>>163775621
>Vehicle mod installer
>Shitty Russian one at that
Why the fuck aren't you using OpenIV? Are you retarded?

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>When your listening to eurobeat in that CDL truck for MC sales

>>163776795
just fyi you can do all of the special vehicle missions (excluding transporter) without the special vehicle as long as you know where the objective is on the map. fully loaded is the best way to test this as all the objectives are already on the map, just mark all the armored vehicles as points of interest and fly to each one in a buzzard

plowed and fully loaded are pretty good as they essentially serve as extra rounds of headhunter. unfortunately none can be grinded due to their extremely long cooldowns

you're better off just sticking with headhunter/hostile takeover/sightseer if you need to grind

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Behold rockstar's new tax system!

>>163776529
LWB and V12 versions are two different cars altogether.

>>163777217
did you lose your cars, slut?

>>163776119
You won't get banned, it'll just delete and redownload anything that doesn't match their files.

>>163776119
just leave the game downloading overnight, jesus christ.

you gonna get banned.

>>163777187
(excluding transporter and velocity)
forgot you literally have to keep the voltic moving to do that one

>>163777321
rude, but yes lost all 4 of them.

>>163777606
fug :DDD

>>163777606
I also noticed some of failed car sales don't appear on your sales percentage

sunk one of mine by accident and it didn't show up in the securoserv terminal

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>get random to do the elegy dupe with
>he starts getting impatient
>asks how much he's going to get for this glitch
>tell him I get 900k but I can do the glitch for him after
>find out he needs a warehouse garage and LSC
>he only has 100k and 1 car
>tell him we can just grind crates until he has enough
>he leaves to find an empty lobby
>quickly unfriend him and leave his party
>have a panic attack he'll find me again and ask me why I left

This is the life I chose.

Just one little observation.

If you are at the ready on your car screen just before a sale do not open chat prompt or you wont be able to move in your car. You need to get out and enter back if you want to move. Annoying stuff.

>>163777461
not overnight, more like leave it on for 4 days straight and even then non of the people in the house iwll be able to watch a youtube video because the connection is so shit. If I shut it down and only download at night it will take 8-9 days. Guaranteed I will forget to turn it on 1 day or another and it will go up to 11-12 days and my gf will fking turn it off because shes trying to watch gilmore girls and it will go up to 13-14 days. I want to kill myself I NEED IMMEDIATE SATISFACTION

>>163778687
>The strong should fear the weak.
I think you got that wrong.

>>163778687
You should join that sperg MC.

>>163778780
can't unsee

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jay ;___;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlKaVFqxERk

>>163778707
>having family
>having a girlfriend

YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF.

>>163779547
yay im on that player list :DD

>>163779547
You can't compete with a bromance.

>accidentally use another car as a ramp and flip several times with a hard landing
>$0 in damage

>tap a barrier
>$600 in damage

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Im enjoying this unicorn mask too much

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>>163779547
All dead.

https://a.pomf.cat/ycryfm.mp4

rip

>>163779547
So you like Jay huh..

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Daily reminder Trophy Truck is best snow vehicle!

>>163777270
The LWB is actually a V12 as well, technically
Same engine.

Nobody plays online in first person? Anybody use a controller?

Compacts need more love, I want a riced out hot hatch, I don't even care if it's competitive, I just want to insult everyone's intelligence with my completely unnecessary race mods and sound system that uses more power than the engine can even produce.
Bonus points if it gets a widebody kit that adds like a 15 degree camber to the wheels.

>>163780764
Technically, you're a fucking backpedaler. It's 5 seconds slower per lap in the video up thread.

>>163780437
he got in the fuckin cawh and got his fuckin cawfee in heaven ;___;

>>163781269
I play first person on foot and use a controller when driving and flying. I switch between keyboard, mouse and controller constantly.

10/10 working PC port, you can literally use a controller with the keyboard and mouse at once.

>>163781269
first person FOV makes people throwup. Controller is terrible for fights, good for everything else

>>163777217
This shit happened to me once. But only for a single Standard expo i was dumping.
Anyone have an idea what may cause this so we dont get rekt on a future 4 cars?

>>163781269
>Nobody plays online in first person?
I do, although I set it to default to third person when I get in cover because first person cover mechanics are fucked
>No situational awareness
>Peeking out of cover makes you just as vulnerable as if you weren't taking cover at all

So when does Snow end? I'm tired of vehicles taking 20 seconds to start moving or refusing to move on slopes

>>163781715
t. person who doesn't know how to drive in snow

>>163781715
I like that driving is more difficult right now. Gives me good reason to bust out the Tropos and Omnis.

Flying on the other hand... it's fucking ridiculous right now.

Can you still unlock vehicle upgrades by racing solo in something like criminal records?

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>>163781269
I alternate between first person and third person on foot, first person only in combat(apart from cover), and third person only in vehicles. I swap between controller and KBM on a whim, though use KBM exclusively for combat.

>>163782049
do off-road wheels actually perform better in snow then? do any wheels perform differently?

>>163782390
Offroad wheels perform better everywhere.

>>163782049
Flying is a little bit of a pain since it's basically always "storm" weather turbulence wise. On the other hand the ground snow let's me pinpoint people from a huge distance away, when I'm strafing people I don't like in a Lazer. So, I'm indifferent to it right now.

>>163782179
yes, but you can unlock the upgrades by leveling up normally. The chrome paint cannot be unlocked by leveling up, and the special paints aquired by racing cannot be either.

>>163782554
That's very out of context though, they only perform better on certain cars and not for the reason you'd think they perform better.

>>163782759
>, they only perform better on certain cars
Those being?

>>163782759
>and not for the reason you'd think they perform better.
What reason is that? I thought offroad handled bumps better, which made them superior for traveling/racing, no matter what the vehicle.

>>163782367
>>163781686
What's wrong with first person cover?

>>163781926
I slap Offroad wheels on the cars I'm selling and they still don't fucking drive

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>>163782049
>mfw stylin' on fools with a Stratum

Can't stop the mom-wagon.

>>163782869
A bunch of supercars and others, there's a doc in the OP I think. Also a Broughy video though it's a bit out of date.

>I thought offroad handled bumps better, which made them superior for traveling/racing
That is the reason, but also because on those certain vehicles the tires can clip through the body, and not on other vehicles.

>>163783048
please..no
that's my fetish

>>163782869
>>163783126
Also, it's not like just slapping off-road tires on everything will negatively affect performance. So if you're unsure and want to be sure just buy those yeah.

>>163783048
The only good Stratum is a tuner Stratum.

Anyone sent a request to the crew lately? Got some invite requests.

>>163783427
Me senpai. To the ps4 one. Josedag19

>>163783641
Your request isnt showing on the page.
I cant invite you from your own SC page because its private.

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>>163780625
>using the trophy cuck

>>163781406
What? I have not made any statement in this thread other than the LWB has the same engine. I have yet to backpedal on that statement. I'm not the one who called it V12. It is a V12, but the car is heavier so it understeers more and goes slower.

It's more or less the V12 with a long wheelbase. As the name (LWB) implies.

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why are the car missions so fun?

>>163784298
Sorry I was driving irl. What about now?

>>163786373
Ive been enjoying plowed.

I wish there was more aqua assaults, I think there is just one area near the wind farm (I could be wrong)

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Buy a shark card

>>163777023
you're*

>>163788520
thank you.

Did anyone actually get the male office assistant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RMAmW9G8Eo
So is this console only?

sup with null and her weird fetish of bumping into other people with her car

Anyone doing car missions wanna drop me an invite?

NO_FUN_ALLOWED

>>163788782
it's called 'flirting with people in gta'

>>163788689
kazzi has one, i bet she has a quickie during cooldowns with him.

inb4 >she

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>>163788782
Is that really a fetish?
Really makes me pic related.

>>163788718
Holy fucking shit this guy is the most irritating fake youtube I've ever heard, you can totally tell he started doing those SOLELY because other people make money from it

One person said it doesn't work on PC, he said it does, idk test yourself

>>163788782
I wish Null would bump into me ;_;

>>163789885
do boxville deliveries for her.

she's gonna rocket ram you up the butt.

until she cums.

>>163788689
he's a bro it's great

I wish there was a system where Seceuoserv CEOs could buy products/stolen goods from MCs. It could be for both of their interests and be a better deal, saving Seceuoserv money and making the MC money. You could meet at any location chosen and have snipers off the radar and stuff incase the deal goes bad. Like the bikers could just kill everyone and take the cash, or the ceo could kill the bikers and steal the goods and get them for free. Or it could go peacefully. Too bad they put money first instead of fun.

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Does anyone here use any kind of reshade/sweetfx online? I'd like to but afraid of the :^) ban

>>163790352
>rockstar
>actually implementing a fun cooperative experience

they're too busy with their deathmatch-of-the-week playlist to actually notice what the community wants.

>>163790323
>They're gonna give me shares at this startup, any day!

He's such a cunty idiot he's great. I pity with the people who got the female assistant, I tried her out when I changed offices and had to shell out another 100k to switch back to him.

If i buy a cheaper meth lab than the one that i have do i gain money?

>>163786380
sent, sorry for delay busy drinking

>go get my savage
>shitter in Kuruma runs me over and kills me
>snipe him as he gets into his hydra
>fly away in savage, killing him again and destroying his hydra for good measure
>he comes again in hydra after 2 minutes
>shoot him down, my turn to be a hydra shitter
>spawnkill him until he starts passive toggling
>he ends up toggling a menu to use explosive bullets and take me out
>leaves immeadiatly

this is what I get for coming to pc

Finally worked out how to buy the 60 vehicle showcase garage for Maze bank tower... Also, ty /hackerbux/ :^)

>>163790976
>Boss it's me
>I know you don't care about optics, but maybe taking some garage space in the building might be the message we need to send
>Plus it's actually really cool :3

Would you rather Rockstar have done
>Paid DLC for car/clothes packs that are reasonably priced ingame and no shark cards.
or kept
>"Free" DLC with cars that cost 6 million and jackets that cost 30k to push shark cards.

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>>163774619
>Lester gets a big boy's hat for Christmas.

>>163792059
Free since I can just cheat the money or grind with buddies instead of hoping everyone spent 30+ bucks to even play the game

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what are the chances of rockstar wiping out my glitched juggernaut suits

>>163792548
100% percent.

>>163792584
>have 10Million dollars ingame
>1Billion cents
>1Billion x 100%
>100000000000%
Fuck

>>163792584
>100% percent
>% percent

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comf

>>163792059
rockstar has no competition so they can do whatever they want.

>>163792059
I want a good singleplayer with a modest multiplayer

Or I want GTAO to break off from Rockstar's main focus and exist as its own game.

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>>163793170
comf?

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my eurobeat beauty i just made for new years gtag drifting session totally did not just crash it

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also

i am snek
metal ger

>>163793902
>metal ger
>ferst persn

pls

>Enter office
>Female assistant gets scared and looks like a beaten housewife
>Male assistant finishes his business call and greets you properly

>>163774619
Looking for invite to the PC_gtag crew SC: TheSender

and anyone else that wants to hang out

>>163790985
The cheapest ones are so expensive that what you make back won't cover it. I'm stuck with the most expensive weed farm

FCR-1000 when? It's the only thing I actually want

>try to run pacific standard with 2 buddies for fun
>hard mode with no heist armor
>random is level 196
>keeps asking to do some gay ass kurama exploit that sucks all the fun out
>mashes everything to dirt with rocket launcher
>keep telling him we dont want it to be easy and dont care about the money
>keeps insisting we do the kurama shit for easy money
>keeps insisting we should have gone with heist armor to make it easy
>after having him die a bazillion times, we get to the bikes
>he blows his up and tells us to follow suit
>repeatedly keep telling him we just wanna do it the normal way for fun
>spergs out and then leaves
This is league of dota levels

>>163794015
>Enter office.
>Female assistant is cute.
>Male assistant is a pajeet sack of shit.

>>163794971
>Enter office.
>Female assistant is a fucking vegan going on about her MDA every fucking 3 seconds
>Male assistant is a cool guy trying to make something of himself who says fuck you pay me.

>>163795239
Jokes on you I don't even know what a MDA is.

Anon please help me out cause obviously support is a pile of shit

>re-install game
>5gb update
>300mb update
>error on the installation of the 2nd update
>instantly crashes on startup

what the fuck do I do

>>163795394
Did you install the game on your C: drive?

>>163795654
No I have an SSD, I installed it on the other one. It always worked before I uninstalled it.

>>163795709
Okay because I had problems with installing it until I installed it on C: drive and then it worked

>>163795772
Is there a way to manually download the updates? That might help.

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>>163794012
buti am snek

>>163795772
Also tried to run as administrator, nothing.

>>163782981
I literally said it in my post
No situational awareness and the one feature meant to counter-act this (peeking out of cover) makes you just as exposed to auto-aiming NPC as aiming your weapon outright

What's the best option for all members of an org for profit?

As CEO
Car missions -> alertnating sightseer -> headhunter

Or MC
Contact missions -> restock -> sell

I think CEO is better for the leader as a whole, but which one is better for the crew?

CEO has wages, and headhunter and sightseer, and now with the cars, there is a bonus for each person who delivers a car

MC has no wages, but small $ for restock, and slightly better(?) Payout for missions, as well as a % cut for each member when selling stock

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>>163794012
bu titis ferts prson

>>163796483
Biker is better for followers. Unless CEO is selling car collections, those are awesome for followers.

>>163797524
Are you feeling unwell?

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>Heists Keep dropping our fourth
REEEEE

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>>163798054
am fen

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Well, if we have almost every generation of Corvette, why R* don't add C3? They can call it Coquette Stingray or something like that. Ofc I can drive C2/Classic, but they make her back rear ugly. Not like real Coquette.

>THE GIRL YOU LIKE IS BACK
Y E S
E S Y
S Y E

>>163800226
Calm down Nessi

>>163800226
>girl

>THE BOY YOU LIKE IS BACK
Y E S
E S Y
S Y E

>THE XIR YOU DON'T LIKE IS GONE
Y E S
E S Y
S Y E

>>163798994
>liking americunt cars

>THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

who here /no one cared that you came back/?

>>163782869
Is it worth putting offroad tires on an Armored Kuruma (if you even can, AK is my next purchase)

who here /no one noticed you're gone/?

>>163801051
>2k17
>do not liking american cars

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most of you guys are pretty ok

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Happy Holidays gtag

https://youtu.be/oWssWPjiang

>>163795239
the male assistant brags that he dropped out as I recall.

He threatens to break peoples legs over the phone

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>>163800360
Hello.
Goodbye.

Did you guys know that Nessi is a marine?

>>163801861
OOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
THAT'S IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

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>>163801861
Hello, here is a red mitten. Please enjoy it, and have a merry holidays to yourself.

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When your car warehouse is almost full

It looks neat

Anybody wants to do the Prison Break Heist Finale? Nobody seems to want to do it or is non-retarded enough.

I tried doing it twice with different groups and both times Rashkovsky misteriously "died" right after we jumped off the place at the very end, fucking annoying.

I want my goddamn money already.

IGN is "Aucella" if anyone is interested.

(If you have a Kuruma it will make it easier)

>>163798229
Aha ha ha, yes!

>>163796483
If you complete a car collection and sell it with your members, everyone gets the bonus money form the collection

top 5 supers for racing?

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>melee someone
>go flying with them
nice

>>163795362
MDA makes you trip balls, good stuff.

t. someone with an actual MBA

>>163803026
>Recording a recording

Need someone for the knight rider mission, randoms fuck it up way to much

>>163803026
Are you really too impatient to wait 1 minute to render that?

>>163804091
Sure just send me an invite through SC

>>163803026
wait you can melee in bikes?

>>163802946
unless you join some tedious racing crew and organize events via some external program, most of the time catchup and slipstream will be on, meaning that top speed means dick all.

What you want is handling/stability and acceleration.

Entity, turismo are amazing. Tempesta is probably the new king though right now. Etr1 is also great though its acceleration and top speed are shit.

Avoid re7b, tyrus, x80. Not ever crashing is the key to winning pubs

Top speed is ONLY useful if you crash a lot and need to catchup to first place.

>>163804331
thanks dude,already beat it somehow a lvl1 did a better job than 3 lvl 200s

>>163804735
Well shit, I have all of the special vehicle missions and only did the ramp buggy one, do you want to at least to it again with me?

>>163790352
I've been thinking this too. Cooperative missions between CEOs would be cool too. More interaction in general between CEOs/MCs

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>>163804734
Different guy. I'm interested in a single Supercar as an essential piece in my vast tool box. Should I also be looking at these same ones?

I'm new to MCs, bought one and have a cocaine business, but how the hell do I make money for my employees? VIP work pays great but MCs don't seem to have shit besides a handful of minigames amongst themselves. What am I missing?

>>163804814
sure man
post SC

>>163805147
Contract missions from clubhouse pay okay.

>>163805193
jtmgamer

>>163805596
Oh sorry, I can't play with you you're on the blacklist

>>163804464
No, you can not.

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>tfw buying KITT

>>163805851
THE FUCK YOU MEAN BLACKLIST WHEN I SEE YOU ALL INGAME IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU ALL

whats the longest drag race currently?

>>163806189
just make one with stunt props and call it epic drag and put a hashtag at the front of the name

>>163806049
>WHEN I SEE YOU ALL INGAME IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL
Exactly why you're on the blacklist

>Could've had a whole arsenal of contact missions for Al Carter, Johnny Klebitz and Malc in the biker update
>Instead we get some shitty CEO knockoff for poor players to trick them into wasting their in-game money and buying sharkcards instead
Why does Rockstar have to fuck up literally everything

is the ruiner 2000 supposed to die after 5 minutes of driving

>>163806940
It runs out of missiles.

>>163791553
It's fine. Thx dude

>>163805851
Wait how did I end up on the blacklist?

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>>163805851
>blacklist

>>163807925
I don't make the blacklist, I just watch it

>>163808287
Is there a rule of being dead for too long puts you on the list? I only got bored of the grind and Import/Export being fun brought me back

>>163807925
it's a meme you dip

How do I get past Loading Story Mode shit keeps crashing after 5 minutes

>get a couple of car mods
>game crashes
>says fatal error

Wat do? GTA 4 btw.

>>163808960
Uninstall.exe____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

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Ey Slick it's me!
A B or C?
Time's ticking pal, and your answer is..

A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QdhzjYpwWI
B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIJOr5LTo3g
C: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdIHasVWpM0

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>>163810013
ON THE GODDAMN GROUND!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrZWoBc860

is it still snowing? i don't wanna wait 5 minutes for the game to load just to find out it isn't snowing anymore

>>163811304
still snowing

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God damn it I just remembered the endings
>Hey Franklin do you want to kill off Michael, Trevor, or get yourself killled?
>LMAO JK we cant kill a black character that would be racist
>Instead The last option Lets you ride off into the sunset with a rainbow in the background as everyone freeze-frames mid high-five since everyone survived
>PS this ending is also canon get fucked

>>163794971
yeah but shes a qt 3.14

I would nut in her

>>163811947
Yeah I said she's cute you donut.

>>163794015
>Female assistant gets scared and looks like a beaten housewife

Is that a bad thing?

>>163806189
found it, what is the fastest straight line car?

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>>163811783
>>PS this ending is also canon get fucked

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Why does the lighting in the executive garage fucking suck so much?

>>163810013
A is objectively the correct ending

>>163812028
wew lad sorry for the inconveniencei meant to reply to this fellow
>>163795239

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>looking through friends list
>my niggas we the last ones left

those of you who haven't bought a second account, are you coming back? or are you giving up on the epic crime grinding simulator.

I miss my homies.

>>163812884
there's no one left to mourn the dead

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>mfw seeing all these bad goys get wiped

>>163812495
Promotional art as well as the fact the other two endings are rushed and considerably shorter compared to C.
C is still the best.

>>163813337
Not to mention that you can't finish the game's final side missions if Trevor is dead.

>>163813683
"100%" doesn't count Micheal and Trevor stuff for that reason alone.

>>163813728
Oh man, I've been avoiding 100%ing the game because I thought I'd have to redo Michael's Epsilon crap. I guess it's a lot easier than I thought. Thanks for mentioning it.

>>163814090
There's a list of actually required stuff on the wiki

>>163813728
If you kill either of them you really should just be locked out of 100% completion. The only justifiable option is D.Kill Franklin.

Anyone wanna fuck around do some missions in gta:o?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Gamine1443/games

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Have the furry masks always bled or is it just the masks added with I/E?

>>163815128
What if they never planned to have the 3 ending options in the first place?
If I had to speculate I'd say that ending A and B were added at least 4 months before the game went gold.

Help me out /gtag/, for someone who has only 1 other person to play with 99% of the time would i be better off doing CEO crates or biker drug/smuggle stuff? I have done some research but would like personal experiences here.

>>163815625
import/export

>>163815625
CEO VIP missions and cars. Crates are shit with 2 people and bikers are too. Crates are less shit if that matters.

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>>163815539
I can totally see them deciding 80% though the production to make a multiple choice ending, and I feel like A and B were outlines for possible endings and some exec went "People really eat up the multiple choice shit in games, so put both in and add another for the third character"

>>163815625
I'm not kidding when I say your best bet is Car stealing, shit is lucrative as fuck, especially if you have a Cargobob

>>163816353
>Tfw no ending D where you kill Michael AND Trevor and the song Little White Lie plays as the credits roll

>>163816701
Does an owned Cargobob still drop the cars randomly?

>>163813337
>Promotional art
Doesn't mean shit
>as well as the fact the other two endings are rushed
Still doesn't make C canon

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>>163816881
>no ending where you kill both of them
Don't know how much I needed this until now. Why didn't Frank take Lester's advice?

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>ttfag here
>got a collection of 4 games for xmas
>install all of them
>none of these fucking start
will the pain ever end?

>>163816947
If your connection is shit, then maybe. If you're in a solo session with no other randys around, you're solid.

>>163817535
peer to peer was a mistake

>>163817535
>The one who stopped time was me!

>>163817498
It's not a connection thing. Using the Cargobob provided in some of the missions drops the car pretty often, without being shot or bumping anything.

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Tfw torn between 4k resolution 100hz on very high or 1080 144hz ultra.

>>163816701
is it as simple as drive car from there to here? any tips on garage buying?

>>163817965
just set an artificial resolution as close as possible to 4k that'll allow you do ultra 144 without any framedrops

what gpu?

>>163818028
Basically it's
>Order car from office
>Do mission to pick up car (Win a race, catch a guy driving it, recreate Speed for 2 Minutes, etc)
>Drive car back to garage
>Choose to sell car on three tiers (Low payout with no risk, med payout with small mission and paying for light modding of car, or high payout with paying for heavy modding of car)
>Drive car to destination to sell
It's quick with a 20 minute cooldown on each sale
If you have a cargobob, you can fly the car to the destination to reduce risk
>Tips on garage buying
Buy the second to cheapest one if you can afford it to risk not driving back to a garage with shitters

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>>163818170
I hope your ready for a good laugh m8.

>>163818221
is it harder for people to fuck you up with these than with the crates?

>>163794949
This shit kills me. Even hosting when I ask to do missions by the book dudes always pull silly shit

>>163818289
not laffin anon. I'm actually positively surprised that setup alows you to run 4k at 144fps like that.

my 1070 has a hard time staying at 60 on 1440p with everything maxed

but anyway, try the resolution checkbox thing in nvidia configurator that enables you to run at 1.25, 1.50 etc of your native resolution and diddle around with those to see what works best

>>163818362
Basically if you're in a 2-3 guy lobby, just make peace with them and normally they don't fuck with you, use caution in bigger lobbies but don't do them in empty lobbies since the game will send AI enemies to shoot at you and make you lose value on the car
As for people being able to screw you, well if you're good at driving the cars, you shouldn't have much problem with shitters unless they use homing rockets

Any word when this snow is going

>>163818636
nah they've never informed us,

last year it went away for a couple day between christmas and new year to come back around the latter.

but there's been a pattern of elongation of the snow time over the years, so it might just stay up until jan 2

>>163818636
probably in a few hours or days maybe they kind of make it random, still taking as much advantage of this shit as I can. Winning 90% of races because no one knows how to drive in anything that doesn't allow them to just hold the gas 24/7.

>>163818802
i haven't done any race besides the active premium race every hour. There is snow on the other tracks?

>>163818636
26th so probably a couple hours.
They said it in the newswire.
Comes back on new years

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>>163818474
Not 4k 144 anon, it's 4k 60-100 Although I have to play in full screen.

I don't think 144 4k is even possible for gta5 right now.

Is there any way to play online solo? I want to grind but I don't want to deal with shitters.

>>163819029
you can go into a solo session from GTA single player. You can't do a fair amount of stuff though, like MC missions or CEO missions.

>>163819029
>Fire up GTAO
>Join any old session
>Open up your firewall and get ready to block GTAV
>Find a new session and immediately block GTAV
>Should end up in a session on your own after a couple of seconds
>Rinse and repeat if you fail
Just hope friends/crew don't join you because it somehow opens up the lobby again to randoms.

>>163819029
go in appartment, office, mc clubhouse, unplug your internet cable for roughly 4 seconds, and hope for the best

usually that triggers the 'everyone left' event which puts you in a public lobby alone.

don't unplug too long or you'll get kicked from gtao entirely


and like the anon above mentioned, don't have too many friends since their extended friends and family can come and join in any time they please

>>163816701
>using a cargobob on those missions

it glitches every time and drops the car, ishygddt

>>163818864
Yeah, theres snow on everything thats not a stunt race. It really is easy money if you know how to brake even just a little bit when conditions arn't ideal. Most people playing are either new or only have experience playing with their supers and only stomping on the gas for everything. Which is much more forgiving in dry conditions than in the snow.

>>163818920
I just got new 2560x1080 monitors, and I had to drop all the postprocessing shit and extra effects just to get around 40-50 fps. And GTA still crashes when I load into a game (free roam works, though)
And I am running two Titan Xs. What settings do you run that help so much?
Also, any experience with different resolutions causing crashing on loading into a game?
Again, I am running two monitors, with the game full screen on one.

What are some must have vehicles? Ive bought pretty much everything I want (savage,karuma, proto, rocket car, property etc) and cant find anything to spend money on

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>>163821206
ur mum lol

>>163821253
haha XD

it fucking 27th in LA already, why isnt snow gone, why do they have to pick some stupid pacific islander time, I want to tune my settings back to normal without bloom induced cinematic experiences

>>163821595
pssh, nothing personnel cops

>>163819102
If you start an invite only lobby you can still do VIP stuff I know for sure, not sure about MC.

>>163821206
a maxed out race winner for every class.

so RE7B, massacro, bati, BF400, sabre turbo custom, brioso, zion, schafter v12 armored, stirling GT

>Just bought rocket car
>doesnt show up in pegasus or any garage

Where can i find it?

>>163822393
Export car warehouse garage

Anybody have a recommended lvl1 starter car?

>>163822463
you mean bought? or off the street?

and for what purpose?

>>163822463
Sultan, Felon, or Sandking XL.
Also steal a Ruffian.

>>163822562
Probably off the street or bought if it's cheap, I don't know purpose haven't played online before so I guess just general use.

>>163822589
thx

>>163822636
Get a sabre turbo. Then you can upgrade it later at benny's and it becomes a really good car.

>>163822462
thanks

>>163822463
Tailgater spawns in the golf course parking lot and/or movie theater parking lot sometimes, spend a few days looking for that.

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>>163822636
off the streets, and as an all purpose free roam car, sultan is the best and coolest you can get.

later on you can upgrade it for way too much video game money to an even cooler raceyer version.

OTHER, SHITTER, NEW CARS AVAILABLE WHEN?

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>>163811947
Do we have a tiered breakdown of which style Femsistant looks best?

>>163823204
as someone who hasn't bought an office yet, i'd like to know this

>>163823204
The "older" office styles make her look fucking disgusting. They give her that curly tranny wig that was added in the hipster update.

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>>163822663
Good taste, but you'd best prepare to git gud at driving. This thing fishtales like mad if you're not careful.

>>163822278
>massacro, bati

laughing whores.jpg

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>>163823138
Even after 3 years, the Regular Sultan is such great value for money.

Speedy on and off road as well as being able to take a beating while playing Penned In.

Plus it hasn't been jewed over by the inflated prices evident in all new vehicles.

>>163823462
>driving a lowrider

>>163822860
>driving a mom car

lmao

Tailgater is probably one of the worst looking sedans. Try a Schafter V12 or LWB, now THAT's a luxury sedan.

>>163823773
>he drives an elegy simply because broughy tells him to

I win every race with my massacro. Where is your reasoning? an autist driving a car around an autist's track?

>>163824097
Even jester racer btfo your shitter car, only thing massacro RACER (NOT massacro) has is top speed which is only relevant in long straights

>>163821595
>discord overlay
inb4 b&

>>163822463
you can get the elegy which is one of the fastest if not the fastest sports car in the game if you have a social club account

>Saucing a car. No enemies waiting, no bomb and no people chasing. A simple return to warehouse without traffic being cunts.
Nice.

>>163824169
again, what do you base this on? just stats?

Jester is for tiny fucking tracks only.

And if you had any idea about what you're talking about you'd know that, and that massacro and massacro racecar (that's what it's called you flaming retard) are barely any different

>>163823920
The repairs are redickulous on the 2 door version.

>>163824567
>barely any different
>not objectively better

>based on my anecdotal experience of racing against shitters
>more reliable than stats and people who extensively test in a race crew and internet communities in general who has corrected broughy where he was wrong but not this instance

>>163822278
Nero custom beats re7b

>>163824567
oh and I forgot, Elegy Retro just got in and is only slightly slower than elegy but handles better, that will make your baby car No4

>>163824789
broughy1322 says otherwise

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>>163824726
>>163824790
>he thinks I'm not in a race crew
>still parroting broughy like a blind fucking retard

how many races have you done, bitch boy?

>>163824805
That's not a real person.

>>163824859
>he pads his stats with a throwaway account

>>163824859
>more wins than lose

solid proof that you only race against shitters in your safe space

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>>163824954
>>163824960
>B-but you're a cheat
>Bbb-but you're too good!

bwhahahaha genuinely classic; keep looking at handling files while trying to git gud, kiddo
and don't forget to upvote that next broughy video and subscribe

I'm off to win some more races, later scrub!

>>163824703
All Benny mobiles are absurdly priced.

It's an enjoyable car though.

Those underground vehicles make Benny seem reasonable.

>>163824859
>that filename

you mad as fuck hahahah

>>163825228
Console or PC senpai?

Gotta hop in auto aim lobbies on Console for them easy wins.

The amount of shitters who can't into turning or curb boosting is ridiculous.

Positive win ratio guys, where you at?

>>163825228
have fun with your baby crew on your baby stunt track, I bet you only play stunt tracks to "have fun" too since that's where long straight designed for massacro happens

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>>163825407
aaa

>>163823773
Literally nothing wrong with using a Bati

Then again, I haven't checked out the power of the drag or Shotaro though

>>163825726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQyfN_rnRUY

>>163825798
Wew laddy

I feel as if I should get good at the Drag

That Bati and Akuma carried me through a lot of races though.

>>163825986
meh, i have both the shotaro and the bati drag.
only get either if you just really like the bike in itself.

bike stunt races are a fucking meme, it's just a competition who can float upside down the furthest after every jump, doesn't matter which bike you're on

If I got the preorder edition with the free $1,350,000 will I still have that if I got banned? Because technically it's a shark card?

>>163826163
thats not how r* works friendo

>>163826163
i'm not sure what you're asking, but if you redeemed that money already, no you won't get it again after a ban/character wipe

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>>163826163
should have asked yourself that before you got banned

Snow's gone.

>>163824805
Broughy is cool but his test race is very specific.

It doesn't apply to half the races out there.

>>163826873
Is it really

>tfw buying new cars and creating a garage full of supers just feels empty

how do you stay motivated to grind, /gtag/?

any xmas newfags here?

>>163828405
well, are you?

there actually was an anon here earlier, asking about best rank 1 car and so on. so he probably was new. unanimous advice was to get a sultan

>>163827548
play for a month after every major update then take a 1 month break

>>163828480
bad advice

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>>163828690
go ahead, give better advice

>>163829229
surrano

>>163829264
not stealable.

great advice you fuckin dipshit

>>163829340
just buy bati

>>163829476
great bike, but as a starter vehicle i'd go with a car

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has the new super/sports car gone out for sale yet?

>>163829513
oracle or schwartzer

>>163829731
oracle's too slow and schwartzer only holds two people

i don't like repeating myself but sultan is still the way to go

>>163829798
its a gay meme car for gay meme faggots

>>163829873
i don't know what you're getting so worked up about

it's an absolutely fine car

I'm looking into buying a CEO office and a import/export warehouse.

Anything I should take into account picking which office and which warehouse?

Tfw on ps4 and all this mad kids telling me that they will hack me or that they got my ip

Hahahahah

>>163830031
pick what makes you happy

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>Do the CEO job for the Ruiner 2000
>Game forces me to run to the other side of the map in three minutes
>Won't let me use my normal Ruiner, have to use the specific one on the edge of the map
>Have to destroy 10 armored Technicals in 20 minutes
>Other players can move them
>Take multiple rockets to destroy
>Spread out across the map
>Dying makes me fucking spawn far from the Ruiner
>Game has me wait an hour for a retry