/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

first for kys "qt"

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Merry Christmas

>>163641558
f 2 pay respeks

>>163641660
i mean to this>>163641526
idiot cunt that i am

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!

>>163641641
Merry Christmas, Anon. Nice-looking Comet.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGS

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BLUE CHECK MASTER RACE
WHITE GRAPHIC ARE FAGGOTS

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>>163642507
>tfw going to get unbanned
>going to get tunables to get my event content back
>can play both sides of the pajama war

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The snowball fight with you were fun today.

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>>163641945
I tried to make it a Yellowbird, but those fenders... Why Rockstar won't allow us to remove them is a mystery.

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How does the Mansex Business Content stack up against CEO Vehicles/Crates?

It just seems like a complete waste of money compared to doing vehicle exports and warehouse emptying with the payouts only being $200,000 ish for biker businesses

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>>163643623
>Put Turbo on 4 vehicles
>$200k poof

Are the cargobob collect missions supposed to be done with two people? It was highly cancerous solo

>>163643898
it's easily solo-able unless you're retarded

can you cargobob ceo missions?

Is there any way for a console pleb to remove the BIGGNESS tag on the new skimasks?

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>>163644620
plz respond, I just wanna finish my tactical set

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Whelp. It's already christmas day by 3 hours anyway but I'm going to bed now and my christmas starts in 6 hours

Merry christmas /gtag/ Have a great day

>>163646682
Fuck off

>>163646682
kill yourself

>Haven't played since before the Import/Export update
>two friends just got banned for Time Trials
>I was doing TT with them the last time they did it
>check email, nothing
>log in to social club no problem
>still can't play until I get back to my apartment next week
How fucked am I?

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Haven't played in two month's, notice big update.
Get this.
Jews shouldn't be alllwed to run companies.

>>163648690
lel what did you do?

>>163644405
no, if the crates are in a vehicle at the pickup location, that vehicle won't respond properly to the cargobob hook. It won't hook onto the top; the one time I tried, it hooked onto the bottom instead and then failed to lift it, causing the chopper to go nuts. I managed to detach and get out, then as I was driving away in the crate vehicle, the cargobob glitched out and somersaulted through the air before crashing and exploding.

How many newfags you think we're gonna get after Christmas?
>>>/tv/77620001

>>163648742
Been so long that I forgot, but when I joined servers with cheaters I just allowed people to give me money because no way I was gonna buy those shark cards.
I think I got 5-6 mil and I had just bought a ceo building last time I played.
Game is on 50% sale currently so no worry, but now I can finally go full into modding instead of having to be careful with online detecting car model swaps and such.

Merry Christmas Europe, love you all

>>163649308
it's the midddle of the night here anon. nobody's awake yet.

I'm just here because I'm shitting out christmas dinner at a weird time

>>163649071
>no way i buy shark cards
>buys the game again

Really wish you didn't. Merry xmas fuckface

>>163648264
>>163646754
quit giving him yous if you dont like him

>>163646682
Merry Christmas qt.

>>163650186
I bet there are a lot of Eurocucks in the same situation as you.

>>163650604
The game is $30 so it's still cheaper than jew cards, but as I said, I don't intend to buy a game I already own.

How in the fuck are you supposed to do the CEO cargo sales plane mission solo? I just get attacked by helicopters and they blow all my stuff up

>>163651775
You take a buzzard and scout the points first.

>>163651775
You don't. But not every plane mission has the helicopters so start doing it and if helos spawn just hit find new session. It's only a 3 crate hit for quitting out

keep crashing because of failed zlib calls on PC. shit sucks

Anyone know what song the "Festive Loop 3" horn is?

>>163651929
I don't have a buzzard yet and have just been spawning helicopters. Will buy one as soon as I fill up

>>163652053
Thanks hoping I get the boat one next time, seems to be the easiest

>>163648547
Seriously, how fucked am I? Genuinely worried.

>>163652429
Sometimes you get a buzzard spawning near the planes. They're more common when you're flying the titan I think. Can just grab one of those.

Hello guys newfag here how do I farm RP fast and what are the best methods of getting money fast as a beginner? Thank You and Merry Christmas to gtag

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I LOVE MY ELEGY!!!!

Merry Christmas, /gtag/

>>163653395
If you got an email: you're fucked

If not, lucky you, you've escaped the jew's wrath.

>>163653693
i love you

>>163653752
Crazy how they'd get two of us but not the third. Last time each of us used it was all three at the same time.

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Merry Christmas /gtag/!!!

>>163653835
Sounds like you've found your stoolie.

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>>163653837
one more picture because I love this car so much!

>>163653971
>>163653837
What is with the black bar on the bottom right? Hiding something degenerate?

>>163653971
Reminds me of Ridge Racer.

>>163653971
yeah whats with the black bar there my dude

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>>163654025
i dunno! It just shows up when i take a steam screenshot. It's where the "Press A to save to gallery" text goes.

I'm just so happy all my favorite cars are in GTA now. Stratos, XJ220, now if only there was an R30 silhouette and an EB110

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>>163653971

>>163654224
Self-conscious faggotry over their controller usage.

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>>163654323
Whelp, guess i need to update my mans now!

>>163654459
If you made your character look like Reiko Nagase, that'd be pretty cool actually.

>>163653423
Helping CEOs collect crates is surprisingly good RP. Other than that, doing flavour of the week game modes I guess. The ones that have 2x payout for cash and RP.

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>Selling 3 cars
>Waiting a couple minutes for one guy to finish customizing
>"How do I remove the tracker?"
>...
>Tell him how
>Minutes pass
>Time runs out
>Restart
>Waiting
>"How do I remove the tracker?"
>...
>...
>...
>Is this guy fucking serious?
>Give him simple instructions on how to customize the vehicle
>Time runs out
>Kick him
>Deliver 2 cars
>"WTF why?"

How bad are console load times? Considering rebuying for Xbone holiday sale.

>>163653892
There's no way one of them reported himself.

>>163654831
Don't invite randos they're fucking braindead, even moreso during the holidays

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>Peace Offering

L I T E R A L L Y impossible mission there is no cover north and east

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>Eh, I won't bother taking the helicopter down, I can survive the fall.

>Wat

>>163655132
I tried to join a GTAG lobby, but it had the max number of CEOs.

gee-tag is the objectively correct pronunciation

>>163655010
Bad, last time I played. Took a long time to load and the framerate kept dropping and stuttering.

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Not even ped drops are safe now...

>>163656074
Idiot.

No one wants to help deliver Mc businesses. Shit is whack, yo.

>>163656247
i would but im not finding anybody from gtag

Tell me about the Rhino? Is it worth 1.5mil for a poorfag to run around in and kill randoms who try to mess with crew members?

>>163657052
Nope. It's slow and surprisingly fragile.

>>163657052
Definitely not worth it. Anyone worth their salt will fuck you seven ways from Sunday, even the Ruiner 2000 does a good job at harassing the Rhino. Save your dosh for the Hydra like everyone else.

>>163657052
I got the rhino back in the day specifically to protect against rando cunts.

I may as well be driving cardboard.

Insurgent with gun emplacement beats it completely. Check this out. Just gotta get a good driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_06pHOLNXW0

Just sold my full warehouse with special crates for $3.6 million and bought a vehicle cargo warehouse and a Buzzard so I do both during cooldowns. Did I do good?

>>163657207
I'm still a big fan of the 5-stickies-on-a-fast-car-while-Off-The-Radar technique; very satisfying to pull off. Took second place in Criminal Damage once by destroying JUST a tank.

>>163657524
>10 minutes
no thank you

>>163657541
Probably the best use of the money, although you should buy something fun next.

>>163657630
Skip around, watch 30 seconds total, whatever.

Just realized it's like those cunts are doing nowadays, but it's from when I get into the thing to when I die and nothing is monetized. I don't need that nickel a month.

It depicts 2 CEOs that were following us around, we were pacifistic so they were having a blast fucking up our shit until we started hitting back.

>>163655145
Git gud, my nigger.

>>163657642
That's exactly my plan.

Merry Christmas from the Midwest, GTAG :'^)

>>163654265
fugliest car represent

>>163657973
>mid""""""""""""""""""west""""""""""""""""""

>>163656035

Blargh, thanks for the heads-up anon. Looks like I'm buying the Division.

>>163658972
DON'T.

>>163658972
It was great in beta, but the main game is not only plagued by hackers they will never do anything about that have DBZ-level battles blinking across the city but the gameplay is mediocre AT BEST.

>>163659010
>>163659116

I thought the new patch was supposed to fix these things?

>>163659541
I gave up months ago. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm pretty bitter about it, to be honest, sick of Ubisoft ripping me off.

So I am buying gta5 after not playing for two years and switching to console, anything change and after i transfer my progress is it possible i get my stuff back like that helicopter that annihilates the shit out of everything, for some reason it deleted all of my pegasus vehicles but left me with everything else.

This years festive update has been gay & lazy, the only new additions I can see are glowing clothing variants, unless Rockstar has a surprise in a few hours to redeem themselves.

>>163660102
I would happy if they released the Spectre

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>>163649071
>banwave hits
>just as a sale starts

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HELOO GTEAG
I DRINK ALOT AT PARTY HAHAHAH
SO NOW I GO
AND SLEEP NOW
AND GTEG I GO NOW
AND SLEEP
SO GOD NOTE
HAHAHAHAA

HA THE CATCHPAT IS SO HERD

>>163659116
>the main game is not only plagued by hackers they will never do anything about that have DBZ-level battles blinking across the city but the gameplay is mediocre AT BEST.
So it's exactly the same as GTAO then?

>>163660885
GAYER.

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>>163654172
>>163654323
>>163654527

>Ridge Racer
Good taste, bud.

>>163661162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUdwT48bG2s

You too, friend. I literally installed a VPN to see about acquiring the games. Time for some nostalgia. May end up also making a themed car if I ever get some money.

>>163660930
literally impossible

>>163656074
>he doesn't know the secret money making method

>>163662063
.......Tell me, please.

>>163662405
>thinking I would post it in the thread so it can get patched

fuck off r* shill

>>163662451
You've got a point.

I have 1.3mil and a armored karuma. How do i start making alot of money? i read i should do import/export and should I buy an office first and then start that?

do i also need a warehouse or can i just use the office

>>163662903
You need a office and a warehouse for cars. 1.5~mil for the cheapest office and another 1.5~mil for the cheapest warehouse. Save your money and continue making money.

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Tempted to buy this.

Heard that Rockstar is really anal about any mods,file mismatches or overlays though and will ban you almost instantly.

Also Multiplayer is apparently extremely jewish and you make fuckall money because they want you to buy those cards.

Is that true?

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>>163653837
Me too lad.

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>>163621568
>>163624407
I'm glad i'm not the only retard who had this happen more than once maybe even in a row

>>163662947
ah okay

>>163662960
If you're a retarded ADHD child who isn't patient enough to grind for money then yes, you will have to buy those cards

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>>163663061
>>163662960
I don't know, working for something actually makes it pretty nice to have and you get better at the games basics in the process and can use simple tactics to outclass shitters, before the fight even begins.

>>163663208
Pretty much this. Can't even count the number of times I've led shitters into a trap thanks to spending so much time on foot doing shit.

A favorite of mine is to bait them into a zone you set up while they're respawning and approaching, then blowing them the fuck out. Stickies, prox mines, so on. Great shit. You'll run a lot of people out of a server that way.

>>163662985
Watch out for those trees

>>163662960
>Heard that Rockstar is really anal about any mods,file mismatches or overlays though and will ban you almost instantly.
If you touch online with any mods installed of fucking course they'll ban you.
This goes for most multiplayer games.

>>163663656
Shame. I'd like to be able to have an M16, AK47, etc in Multiplayer. I wish they'd let cosmetic shit slide.

is upgraded sultan RS worth all my money

cant decide what else to buy

Someone in-game said cocaine was very lucrative, but took an investment of 2-3mil for it to really take off. He didn't elaborate beyond that so my question is, does it matter which cocaine business to buy or am I saving up to buy the most expensive one? And then upgrade them as soon as I can? I have no idea how this works, bought a motorcycle club but have no businesses yet, I just want to make steady money besides grinding vip work/cargo

>>163664097
Definitely coke, location doesn't matter except for being the location itself. Try to make it a convenient one, but be careful about placing it near the plebians.

Hey, I just noticed all that ambient music shit isn't playing for me during free roams..is this just during snow or something? I fucking hate all those songs now after playing for so long.

Would it be risky to install the remove ambient music mod for online use?

>>163664457
yes

>deliver top range vehicle with less than $1000 commission loss
the 50% bonus makes this feel even better every time

>>163664457
Is there not a way to mute music in Options?

>>163662985
too dark for yall.png*

>>163664593
Not the ambient score, its annoying as fuck. If you have your radio off after a few mins you'll start to hear this shit https://youtu.be/ypZlwQJTJ9E?t=179 shit gets old after countless hours of gtao and I either want to listen to nothing for a bit or just use another program to play songs sometimes.

Not even snow can save this general.. Guess y'all hoes shouldn't have been jackasses to the nice people who used to play here

>>163664912
I'm with ya. Very often I use my phone almost like PiP to play some YouTube.

>>163664954
Fuck off faggot

>>163664954
Like who?

>>163664954
Lets just ignore the date and time for most people in the crew.

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>MFW Months after Cargo and I still never made a profit from buying the warehouse
>Then two days into Import/Export after buying a garage and I've made total profit

re-requesting gtag pc invite - zalgo1337

didn't even realize I was out or why, I aint that dead.

>>163664003
pls respond

>>163665313
Purge, we have one everytime we he near the 1,000 member limit, we purge inactives, but it's okay because they can come back and rejoin like you just did.

>>163664003
What is it you want from the Sultan?

>>163665494
idk looks cool man

nothing really else to buy

>it's a one person spamming chat every 5 seconds about some random shit episode

If anyone's interested, I'm currently in an empty public lobby waiting for my car export timer to tick away

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>>163665863
>it's an american is compelled to use his mic to respond to text in some attempt to justify his autistic behavior

>>163665989
Responding via mic if you have one is logical, regardless of nationality, so long as language is common.

Cunt.

>>163657524
A decent player would've easily fucked you over, is that on console?

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>>163666245

>>163666739
Yup, in a freeaim server. Major takeaway isn't that I'm super good or whatever, though, instead that the Insurgent is much more viable than the tank even against multiple enemies. Ability to stay mobile and outrun rocket lock-ons alone is a huge boon, no to mention offroad capability when two went off to try and get a vantage point.

>>163666823
Ah yeah, I take the decent player thing back then, can't compare it to PC because the Cucktruck is pretty much useless 90% of the time

>>163665989
>having voice chat enabled

>>163666245
>autism

>>163666854
....Oh?

Shit. What's your advice, then, since you know that that's how I want to play? Armored Cavalry is my fucking fetish. I recently switched to PC and was planning to get the amphibious Technical to style on motherfuckers with, but is it really that useless?

>>163666910
>doesn't like sudden noises
>adverse to interaction
>projection
Shiggy diggy don't

>>163666970
Aqua Technical is a very very very niche vehicle, most people will just RPG it
People on PC will just snipe you from afar or Minigun/Autoshotty/Combat you when you get close
Of course, a Cucktruck against a shitty player works extremely well, but even then they'll get a few kills on you

>>163667292
Boy, that's a bummer. Maybe if the Technical had AA-style wings as shielding on the gun and bullet resistant but not bulletproof glass, leaving the rear of the gunner and the driver and passenger as weaknesses, it would be more useful rather than a fast way to die.

I still want it though.

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>>163667292
Also, thanks for the tips man.

Why is it that despite being a great fucking game I barely remember any of gta IV? III and Vice City stand out a lot more, perhaps because they were revolutionary for their time. A good portion of the playerbase believes 4 was better than 5 but if they were to take their pick on which series they'd have to play 5 would be picked every time.

What did 5 do that's so good compared to 4?

>>163667841
iv was trash

only hipster faggots disagree.

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bullying big helos a best

>>163667841
4's too fucking depressing to be a proper GTA game.
The reason you don't remember any of 4 was because it morphs into a brown and gray blur after extended periods of playtime.
I'd rather play 5 because the game doesn't sacrifice fun for realism while 4 sacrificed fun for realism in most game mechanics.
I can live without the handful of TECHNOLOGY examples if it means I never have to fly a helicopter with GTA4's physics again.

>>163667373
>>163667418
Aqua Technical is still pretty fun by the virtue of being moddable at LSC
And don't mention it, PVP in this game might be really simple and nothing special, but it's still pretty fun
But yeah, DMR spam makes the Insurgents sitting ducks thanks to the elevation they offer
>tfw realized I have no webms of sniping people out of Gunsurgents because it's nothing special

I just bought my first office, now what do I do to make money?

>>163668041
For quick cash do CEO jobs
For long term:
>If you have friends to work with: get a cargo warehouse and do cargo collecting/selling
>If you are solo: get a vehicle garage and do import/export

>>163668247
cool thanks

>>163667897
It was fun, but the multiplayer was always fights at the airport. I didn't mind it, but to this day I ask myself "fucking why?".

>>163668010
>4's too fucking depressing
Explain. Do you just mean the lack of color?

>>163668319
Also, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON BIKER BUSINESS BULLSHIT

>>163668527
so dont even bother with the biker stuff?

>>163668605
Specifically the businesses you run (I.E. Weed, Forged Documents, etc)
It's an extraneous hands off system that basically forces you to constantly throw money at it before you can start making money
For me, Import/Export is the fastest for turning a profit compared to Cargo and Bikers

>>163668392
No there's some color but it's all fucking dulled.
I mean no character ever really shows anything besides being down in the dumps with the exception of Jacob maybe.
This isn't mentioning the fact that it is a god awful PC port that had no antialiasing, terrible optimization, problem with cards that have more than 2GB of vram, and the fucking vaseline "fix" which hid all the jaggy edges.
Yes they fixed the vram issue within the last month, but it never got fixed in over 8 years while patches broke even more features and somehow made the port worse.
I'd rant more but it's 4AM.

>>163668662
aight

>>163668605

I've found the only thing worth spending time on is Coke sales. If you have a reliable group of 2-4 friends, it's very easy to make the large sales and if you do it in a full server of people, you can make nearly 500k in a sale of a full warehouse. The only thing you need to worry about is doing a mission here or there to steal the supplies needed for production and then you can go back to doing the CEO stuff, where the real money is.

So what are the best special vehicles to get?

>>163669013

Ruiner 2000, it would be worth it even if it had no guns for the jump and parachute alone and the Aquatic Technical because it's just a really great addition to your arsenal.

a hacker just started spawning money on everyone, he dropped about 20k on me before i quickly switched to another session.

i'm not going to get banned for that right? what do i do with that 20k how do i get rid of it?

>>163669172
Best thing to do is just tell Rockstar that a hacker added money into your account

>>163669172
youll be fine, just dont deposit to your bank account for extra insurance.

>>163669274
not him but a hacker spawned 1.4 mil on me and i banked it.

am i banned

>>163669509
No

>>163669509
>spawned 1.4 mil
How long did you wait to notice it?

>there will be a short waiting period of 20 minutes goy, dont wanna earn that money too quick or game stops being fun goy

>>163670178
i ran around and picked the bags up

>>163670287
Buy la puerta

>>163670196
tbf if you do have too much money at a time you will quickly find that there is nothing to do besides collecting cars

waiting period doesn't have much to do with this since anything under $50 m can be exhausted easily but still

Okay /gtag/, why aren't you duping?

I literally have 114 Sultans on standby to sell plus 14 mirrion dorrahs. My Sultans are worth 85M total. So, why aren't you doing it?

It's on se7

>>163670705
I been having fun glitching money since day one, 2000 hours on record.

If I were a peasant without sunken cost, Id refund this piece of shit

Brand new to PC, used to play on ps3.
I need shit tons of money for all these cool new cars. I hear CEO jobs or whatever are lucrative, but need startup cash? I have zero money. Also zero friends.

TLDR; best missions to make a million dollars to buy ceo stuff without friends

>>163671341
mod that ps3 account to 300-500mil transfer to PC, set for life

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>Ara takes big girlcock

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>>163671496
>Horris takes big cawk

>>163671391
Oh. Already transfered my account. Shit. Reappy wish i wouldve done that, because ove already realized this game isnt very fun. All the new cars are millions of dollars but payouts are bullshit. I hate grinding so much, I just want a nice virtual garage and sandbox with some races and murder thrown in

>Pick up phone in Buzzard
>Blow up because lmao A fires missile into the ground
Fuck this game.

>>163671341
Why don't you just post your SC?

>>163671173
It also only works on Consoles

>ie
>npc's spawn 1 seconds distance at intersection
>together with 2 dump trucks that cross the road at the same time
yeah im sure thats not scripted
>npc heli so aggressive 2 out of 3 crashes into buildings
im telling you shitstar is fucking with us

How do you find hackers dropping money? Session hopping isn't being very effective

>>163671613
spend 10$ buy a menu, it will go a long way in making money and having fun, all ceo shit is pretty much free money if you can teleport, that's not including risky money makers.

I have 200mil glitched so i dont wanna risk it, but glitches now days dont work well anymore, pc has 150k value limit for duped cars

>>163671887
Works on PC too but the car has to be a certain valuento work.

>>163672343
A menu?
>>163671765
My social club is dogdogdogcat. Add me friendos.

>>163672743
menyoo authority

Take out the Valkyrie, /gtag/.

>>163673013
That doesn't trigger anyone. Just match the Valkyrie's altitude before pursuing, take it out with a rocket from your Buzzard (assuming you own one) and fly directly into the enemies as they're parachuting.

Even without a Buzzard, you have a good few seconds to lock onto the Valkyrie with the Welfare Launcher and snipe the baddies out of the sky.

>>163673013
Thank you madam! Your spectacular aircraft is now waiting for you at our nearest helipad!

>you will never spend christmas with annie

>>163662451
this is the biggest bait of the thread

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>tfw banwave will only make even more aggressive cheats
>we will have tunables for event content again
>we will have extreme money and RP cheats
>just because R* were jews

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If I fill up the warehouse will they keep storing them like this?
Cause I could fit in more than 40 if so

>>163675028
10 most recent cars are rendered, others are covered up with random generic model, but do save up the cheap ones, when you save enough low and mid range, only thing you get is high range cars

hey, OP has a cute hat

>>163675158
I mean the way they are placed
I could fit in more than 40 cars by placing them more efficiently

>>163675218
no

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Flying over the snow with a nice radio station on is C O M F Y

>>163677181
>all those people around in shorts and short- sleeves
eh
could be better

>>163677416
That's why you fly over so you don't have to see those cunts

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>Bought this game yesterday on PC
>Signs into social club automatically since I used it to play Max Payne 3
>Greeted to an account called "Vl4d1k" set to "Ukraine" and my account is banned from GTA Online

What the fuck

>>163678589
sucks for you, lol

>>163679032
Nah, I contacted support with the CD Key, hopefully I can move it to a new account. Nothing lost

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what did he mean by this

>>163657052
I bought the rhino back when everyone was given billions of dollars by modders back on dead gen

>>163677470
I've specifically went out and spent a few grand in order to get winter clothing. Went out and bought ice camo cargo pants, black boots, white shirt, big puffy white camo jacket, bigness ice camo mask, and beanie. Go down to Vespucci beach and see peds in bikinis and swim trunks, that's really immersion breaking.

>>163673556
You have to tell her how you feel, Anon. Stop living in quiet desperation.

>>163679898
I know the feel

>>163672702
last dupe i tried was the MC garage / faggio one. 200k limit and it hits an error

200k was not worth it when there were so many better options on PC. 200k now is still not worth it.

>>163643898

Land the cargobob on two of the gangsters and then get out and shoot the remaining gangster completely in the face. Get back inside the cargobob and grab the vehicle gently and get out.

This method has worked flawlessly for me.

>>163643898
>steal bob
>lose the cops
>land close to the location you're stealing the car from and snipe most of them
>pick up the car with your bob as fast as you can in case there are defenders left
>fly in a straight line for the delivery point and pray that your car doesn't get randomly dropped
Easy as that. If you want to fight the buzzards, about 8-10 will spawn before they give up, if you drive the car while buzzards attack, prepare to take a lot of damage

>you have been awarded 1250000
what the fuck

>>163681895
how's that white shark card purchase, goy?

>>163681928
I just fucking logged on and got that shit, a friend gifted the card to me way back on the 360

>>163681963
A couple of weeks ago I logged online and got awarded 100.000 bucks and after logging in again I got awarded another 100,000. Either I have an anonymous fan or R* really likes me.

>>163656074
there's a reason why all the menu users in this group never get banned, you can do anything you want, just DONT TOUCH THE MONEY

>>163668764
I think that's the point of the setting. Niko escaped Serbia thinking America would be a new beginning, but really it's just the same shit in a different pile.

>>163668764
Niko went silent, Luis is serving bigger assholes in higher places and Johnny K is dead

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banshee best

>>163683753
Where were you when enormousvendetta killed CookieNew?!

>>163683887
i was at home drinking brain fluid

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>>163683753
It isn't m8

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>>163684083
yes, it's not you
it's a banshee
which is best

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>>163684167
m8 the banshee is shit
all it does is sit in my garage
the skyline is better than it

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>>163684535
yea you can say that again when you smell the smoke from my tires

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>>163684827
The only smoke you'll be smelling is your burned car after i set it on fire.

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>>163684967
but i'm in passive

>>163685075
your car isn't

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>>163685135
i'm in the car

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>>163685075
stop copying others' designs and come up with something original

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Everyone enjoying the snow?

>>163679150
he meant "i shouldn't be a comm anymore"

>>163674869
More than half of the banned fucks buy the game again, joke is on you, they are making mad money.

>>163685326
I would but the only races anyone wants to do are stunt races, and I'm too poor to start export shit, so I'm stuck just bumming around in freemode like a chump or lobbyhopping all day.

Is anyone doing anything interesting on gta right now? I'm bored and wouldn't mind something to do.

>>163685836
>Being bored on Christmas

>>163685905
Its not like I have a choice in the matter what am I supposed to do?

Requesting invite to the pc_gtag crew sc: TheSender

and anyone that wants to play add me too.

I have CEO and mad snowball skills

>>163685721
I feel you. I tried to start a race lobby and got nowhere. How are you going to race in the snow when it skids everywhere?

Damn I'm on ps4

>>163679150
"i'm choking on a million dicks right now desu"

Why is it that when I check the crew feed, someone's always sperging out

>>163685423
>End up having to buy the game again
>That 30-50 bux they spent could have been spent on shark cards instead

Like pottery

>>163685836
Literally nothing. The occassional snowball fight is the only nice thing. Most missions are harder enough to not worth the effort until the snow passes, crew sessions are full with solo CEO's who dont even want to play with others... there is nothing to do.

Play something else.

>>163686734
>Most missions are harder enough to not worth the effort until the snow passes

>50% increase in sales is not worth it

git gud at snow drifting

it was fun chip, we served the law well in los santos

>>163686776
Thats fun until you come across the first ai driver. More fun when you are driving a bombed car, drift into one, full stop and the fuckhead pulls you out before you could start moving.
Fuck that, +50% isnt worth the annoyance.

>>163686091
>How are you going to race in the snow when it skids everywhere

Blasting eurobeat, mostly.
It's a nice shakeup, and it helps slower cars keep up against the level 800 guys that sunk a mirrion dollars into their cars.

>>163687017
>a mirrion dollars
kek
That doesnt even cover the stock car boii

>>163686959
>Fuck that, +50% isnt worth the annoyance.
If you already have a car full of garages, you should just deliver what you have and make everyone put offroad tires on their cars.

>>163686734
chances are, those CEOs are constantly sending out invites, a solo org is usually that way because nobody wants to join it. I seriously doubt that if you asked to join an org, that at least 1 in 10 wouldnt want help for a sale or something pretty much at all times.

Has the money carts in Pacific Standard ever disappear for you all?
Was doing the heist with randos and when we got to the vault the money carts weren't there.

>>163687146
It usally is like that but with the snow i often see multiple solo ceo's snowballin.
Then there are always at least 2 monkeys who never ever leave the office.

The thing is that most people want to source cars solo because it gets awkward or somethin. It would be ok if there wouldnt be a 10 ceo limit but with this shit the game gets boring quickly.

>>163686734
Mate, I would have absolutely nothing against people joining my corp and in fact I'd be really happy if someone wanted to. Thing is, though, that unless I'm selling a collection the reward for associates is really small so I don't go around asking people to drop whatever they are doing to drive my fat capitalist ass around.

I've thought about asking, but I assumed because nobody was saying they want to join and I occasionally have trouble getting people to even sell a collection which has good reward I was better off not bothering.
So if you want to do something nigga, say that you want to do x y and z. You never know, someone else might also want to do it.

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>>163665989
I don't even know you and i hate you, i literally hate you so much that i just cut myself a little to off-set the feeling of pure hatred i have for you. Fuck you. Please die. Your entire family too, i hope you watch each and every one of them drop like flies and you're forever traumatized until you have a mental breakdown, kill yourself and burn in eternal nothingness. You worthless, subhuman space-dust garbage.

doing vehicle sales is one of the easiest (non-glitch) ways of making lots of money in this game

Anyone on ps4 want help selling cars? I'd be happy to help

>>163687894
I literally offered to drive/fly someones ass around yesterday and nothing. Hope we'll come across eachother.
i shouldnt complain about those ceo's who sit in the office while im fighting off buzzards then does solo sales, its hard enough to join up with someone let alone someone who isnt a dick

>>163688834
Who are you?

>>163688018
>I don't even know you and i hate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QCDd-Hxiy8

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>always help others doing their sales
>people gladly join my org to help me
what kind of fucked up world is this

>>163688898
Just some random, psn us tedhubi

>>163688865
Well I can at least guarantee you that it wasn't me, because I didn't even play more than 1 hour yesterday.. or today for that matter.

Too busy working. I'm sure we'll come across each other when I actually get time to play. Like tomorrow.

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>it's a cargobob mission at night with the snowfog

>>163685326
My only problem is it makes selling some cars a pain in the ass as they have trouble starting to go on an incline

>>163686959
>>163686734

wahhh wahhh
keep crying fags, gtag sessh up lads?

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>>163690761
>doing nothing special
>a kill list spawns
>decide to do it for easy money
>it's a hydra on the beach
>fighting other jets over the ocean at night
>the fog and darkness wash everyone out so bad that I crash into the ocean and the kill list ends
>mfw

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>>163690761
>It's a Titan cargo sale mission at mid-day with the snowfog
>It's complicated

>>163682356
Well I ain't mad, it's my 2013 account and I grew tired of jewstar and their grind or PAYUP, SLAVE!!!-methods, if I do end up playing again I'm gonna do that on custom servers or simply playing single player since I haven't beaten the story mode even though I've had the game since release on PS3.

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>>163690761
>It's a "cargo lift the special car off of a boat without a nearby island to snipe enemies from" import

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>mfw I spent like 15 million on this update/biker cokr and I've already made like 20 million since import dropped and currently have everything I want and more money than I've ever had

Merry Christmas /gtag/!

>wait literally 18 months for race lobby on actual races
>3 players including me
>the other two quit out before the first lap is over

Haha joke's on you nerds, I just bagged 10k for driving around in circles for 30 seconds.
But the joke's really on me because now I'm trapped in a loading screen again.

>>163692982
>loading screens
This is why freemode stuff will always be the best cash/rp, because going into loading screens in gtav is like a 15% chance you'll never come out of it, not to mention how ridiculously long they are by default.

>>163693149
>Get heist crew
>Everyone goes in an invite only
>Congratulations, no more loading screens
Pac standard is still the best cash with 4 people, even without the glitch.

>>163693149
Yeah I got twice that yesterday for a castle event that nobody else even turned up to.
Problem is most of them involve shooting and/or flying and I suck colossal dick at both.

>>163693443
what are you even talking about bro? you have to do a loading screen to get both into and out of each heist setup, and you have to start a new lobby for each one, that is a ton of loading screens, not to mention one person fucks up/disconnects and you have to start all over again with another round of loading screens.

Cars/MC business in the background is so much better it's not even funny. I make 2 million a day average, you make 2 million a day on pacstan? I didn't think so.

Hope I can hop on and try to make some cash after the christmas party.

>>163693149
Speaking of free mode events has anyone ever seen a lobby collect all the checkpoints in a checkpoint event?

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What are they planting/harvesting?

>>163693870
My dreams.

>>163693765
I've gotten to sub 10, but the remaining ones were so far spread out and in retarded places nobody bothered.

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>tfw trying to play Lamar's low rider missions with randoms

I'm on my 8th attempt. Different people every time. These people are so fucking brain dead, i don't understand how so many people can be so collectively stupid. They just stand there shooting until they die. They are actually being outsmarted my NPCs.

>>163693870
THEY'RE DIGGING A HOLE TO MEXICO
KILL THEM

>>163692286
>Fly low to the ground to avoid the cops radar.
>One of the drop points is in the windmill field.
>It's night and foggy.
>The flare's smoke is mixing with the fog.
>And my flying skill is one and a half bars.

>>163693975
Reminder that you have to interact with braindead retards like this in every aspect of your life for the rest of your life

>>163693652
Holy shit, stop talking, you obviously don't heist much and clearly never hosted from an IO.
I could make an order of magnitude more than 2 million a day with pacstan.

>>163693975
So how do you even get past it then?
Just git gud with your snap shooting skills or what?

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>>163693975
>mfw I still haven't even attempted any of the lowrider missions.

currently leveling a secondary character because reasons.


anyone feel like boosting wins on DTD/ CR and the like?

PC btw

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>Trevor's Merryweather heist
>Steal Cargobob from Fort Zancudo for free
>IAA heist
>Only way to get a Cargobob is to do a bank heist and use the money to buy one

>>163694616
>Spend half the game working for Steve Haines
>Can just kill him in the final mission
This story doesn't make any sense

>>163694616
im a big fan of the last heist having you steal the super fancy motorcycles when a cheap ass akuma works fine.

>>163693975
hey i can help you out anon

on pc? if so my sc is lolpl007

http://www.strawpoll.me/11954473

>>163694131
I actually used to pacstan glitch all the time, and even with a hacker and glitching, we still didn't make that kind of money. You'd maybe, MAYBE get 2 million after an entire night but usually it would get boring after 2-4 runs and we'd stop, which btw is only about a million for each person after literally 4 runs. Actually finding a group that wasnt bored out of their mind after 4 was extremely rare, even then we'd only ever do max 6 in a day, which still isnt even 2 million yet for each. Pacstan is fucking boring and everyone has done it hundreds of times so nobody wants to, especially when you get comparable/easy solo money in freeroam.

>>163695381

>PacStan
>You need the Lectro so you can turbo boost off the cliff!
>It's fine if you don't use it
>It's not as fast as a Bati even with the turbo

Good one, Lester.

>Christmas;
>Gift from rockstar: a bit of ammo for obsolete weapons
Gee, thanks you fuckin jews

>>163696136
Don't forget your max snacks!

>>163696136
What, did you think we'd actually give you money? Buy a fucking shark card faggot.

I miss grinding potshot

>>163696482
lol I dont

I want to join PC gtag

SC: -SolarBeam-

>>163697279
No can do, you're on the blacklist

>>163693975
ps4?

>>163696136
i for one enjoyed my +25 jewcky bombs

>>163697351
No you are.

>>163695478
Thanks dood but I'm afraid we'll need 2 others as well. It only takes one random to die and fuck the whole mission up for everyone.

>>163697574
I'm not the one requesting to join in, so I win this convo.

How the hell do you make money in free roam/solo? Teach me your ways please, I'm broke as hell

is there always a 15 minute timer on import/export when you join a new session?

>>163698396
TT

>>163698396
Wait until another x2 RP/Cash event starts. This one pays shit for too much time and isn't very enjoyable unless you're the juggernaut.

Grind contact missions until you have $1M. Once you have $1M, register as a VIP. This will cost nothing, will last approximately 12 hours will allow you to do VIP work. Juggle Headhunter, Sightseer and Hostile Takeover until you make $3.5M.

Once you have $3.5M, invest in one of four offices (really one of three, Maze Tower is shit). Now, you can turn VIP mode on/off whenever you want without a cooldown. Making money should be relatively easy at this point. Purchasing a vehicle warehouse will make it easy for you to fund further investments like crate warehouses and/or biker stuff.

>>163699104
it resets to whatever your last sell was in in the previous session, so if you sold 4 cars and switch, it's 40 minutes

Yo Guise
Just send a request to join the PS4 Crew
PS4 ID is: kindermann
SC ID is: JimmyRussler

>>163699176
Lombank has the best view.

>>163699717
>>163699717
Sent*

FUCK. Just did a crate sale and got to 19/20 but that last dropoff in the plane isn't registering. Am i only gonna lose the one that didn't count or all of my crates

>>163700839
I think you gona lose 19

>>163700869
Fucking christ

>>163700839

All 19 crates.

>>163700956
Contact support for free moneys, dont forget to claim its a gamebreaking bug

>>163701057
This, I got a million just for having the Fleeca bank heist fuck up the first time I played it

>>163700839
did you already try flying over the spot a second time?

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>most of the people in /gtag/ who have mics can only mumble in an autistic manner trying to sound "cute"

>>163701568
for the record, which platform are you referring to?

>>163701568
There was exactly one guy who mic'd and wasnt an annoying cunt (in the last few days at least). Dont know hes name but he was bullyin randoms occassionally.

>>163701353
Yeah i did that and even tried landing inside the drop zone and nothing worked. Lost the whole warehouse but i submitted a request to R* support so we'll see what happens

>>163701671
PC

>>163653693
Should I buy this?

>tfw when only 2mil from when I played on PS3
>really want to rice a dagumi

>>163702054
why didn't you just change session at this point? you would have only lost 3 crates

>>163685326
Just now learning that you can wear some hoods on some hoodies with some hats, this is an amazing revelation

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Possibly unrelated, but I just ordered Final's Christmas gift!

>>163702242
Maybe he didnt know.
I didnt when I lost an entire med Warehouse.

Still pissed about it.

>>163702537
only a small?
Pussy.

>>163701816
probably JRV, if on PC

>>163702238
It's fast and has preety good mods, go for it

>>163702238
It's only slightly worse than the stock version, and has some neat visual stuff, If you have a decent way of making it back it should be worth, but most of that will be gone if you go full rice.

>>163702537
i..its for a friend!
is final and aeris the same guy?

>>163699717
No one's on atm to accept you so just hold out until tonight when everyone's off work

>>163702242
I was in a solo session and it was only a small warehouse so i only missed out on 360k. Thats like 3 top range car deliveries so it's not even that big of a deal. Just annoying i guess

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LIKE A SPACE BOY
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

>>163702654
that's probably because you couldn't hear his twitching in the background

>>163702882
did someone cargobob'd it to max height? it cant be that fly alone

>>163702640
Final said he was a beginner. Also, larger sizes costed a lot more money, and I wasn't willing to spend much more on a total stranger.