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/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1015

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The real Christmas Edition

Previous: >>163115306

News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (IT WILL HAVE WAIFUS EVENTUALLY)
>Tyranny is out

Sales:


NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Preparing to be the protagonist for DA4

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get festive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI [Embed]

Friendly reminder to kill this thread before New Year.
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First for Cole being a romance option.
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Second for spending Christmas with Morrigan.
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Who wants to h*ld h*nds...
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>>163556216
>sfm cole porn still hasn't been done yet
>not even straight porn (though i'd prefer it gay)
This is unacceptable.

And Google, chicken wings are not a sushi.
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>>163556257
I do! Hot chocolate with homemade marshmallows and platonic eskimo kisses.
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>>163556463
Is my google different from your google? I expected to be entertained.
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>>163556216
6th for spending Christmas with Leliana.
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>>163557125
Nice work lol
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>>163556463
>sfm cole porn still hasn't been done yet

Not true.
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>>163559214
I couldn't find any. C-can I have a link to it, p-please?
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/Dag/ Is Reddit a bad place to discuss Dragon Age?
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>>163559740
I don't have a link because it was Bull/Cole and I don't like either of them
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>>163559875
B-but do you remember where you found it?
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>>163560360
4chan
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>>163559752
They're even more obese and lonely than we are
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>>163560382
/y/? 'cause I already looked through any archived threads and Tumblr and didn't see any.
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/dag/, I...
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>>163563332
what is it
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>>163564198
I thought you were a gep gun.
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Quests are shit but this game looks so good.
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>>163566326
Get out of the Hinterlands as soon as you can, there are a ton of nicer-looking zones out there.
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Don't die before Christmas /dag/
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>>163569446
Don't tell me what to do, you're not my real mummy!
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>Attack Adamant Fortress
>Hawke immediately turns into a bleeding heart "muh evil blood magic" cunt
I fucking hate how he became such a whiny cunt during that quest, and why would anyone save him over Loghain?
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>>163570902
>Loghain
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>>163572281
>Not executing Alistair, marrying Anora and becoming ruler of Ferelden
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>>163572485
>ruling Ferelden with a character abandoned by Bioware
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>>163572604
Origins is the only Dragon Age game. The other two were abortions that are Dragon Age in name only.
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>>163573106
>being this in denial
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>>163573106
But Dragon age inquisition is the best dragon age game. I couldn't play more than 10 minutes of the first one.
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>>163573564
Let me guess, Inquisition is the best because the graphics are the best?
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>>163572604
Anora is still a better ruler than Alistair could ever hope to be.
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>>163574153
>Anora is still a better character than Alistair could ever hope to be
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>>163574291
This is also true.
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>Go to DA FF.net
>Only one good Anora romance story
>Millions of shit Alistair stories
DA fanbase is filled with blebs
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>>163573767
The story and characters are far better. Graphics and combat too obviously, but that is to be expected in a sequel.
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>>163575291
kill yourself
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Origins is on sale on steam for $7.50
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>>163575461
I know the truth hurts anon.
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>>163575291
>The story and characters are far better

Man, I loved Inquisition, but this is just plain wrong.
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Meredith did nothing wrong.
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>>163578268
With the mages being nothing more then medieval tumblrites, she did nothing wrong at all.
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>>163578115
But it is RIGHT. Cassandra, Cole, Dorian, Solas are great characters. Meanwhile there is none in Origins that was good, maybe that Elf Rogue dude.

The story was also interesting in Inquisition with the whole Templars vs Mages, Corypheus. It becomes more interesting near the end when Morrigan gets introduced.

Origin's story? Go gather allies and kill Archdemon. Generic.
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>>163578268
She was a faggot Templar that bullied mages.
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Garrett! Garrett.....!!!!
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>>163581112
garrettfag...?
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>>163583136
ded.............
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>>163579985
>The story was also interesting in Inquisition with the whole Templars vs Mages, Corypheus. It becomes more interesting near the end when Morrigan gets introduced.
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>>163579985
While DAI is just... gathering allies and killing Corypheus?

DAO had templars vs mages, dwarf politics/societal issues, human politics (in and out of Ferelden), slavery, elfshit, and more I'm probably forgetting. DAI has its own shit, sure, but not on the level that DAO does, because DAI forces you to be the hero a bit too much. Off the top of my head, something like letting the Inquisitor do with Clarel and the wardens what Branka did with the golems could have added some interesting story shit, but nah, you let one guy die and save everyone because it was Corypheus' evil plot corrupting them all along.

I will admit I forgot that Solas and Cole (and Viv) were interesting because it's been ages since I played, so I'll give you that one as DAI simply has more interesting characters. IMO Wynne, Zev, and Morrigan are all solid, with Alistair being the weakest of the DAO companions.
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Describe your favorite DA companion's underwear choices!!
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What happened to Aveline, Fenris, Anders, Sebastian, Merril in Inquisition?
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>>163584498
>Morrigan - None
>Cassandra - G-String
>Anora - lace thong

>>163584779
War table quests or just had Varric and Hawke explain away why they weren't there.
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>>163584498
Morrigan: black thong, switches to boyshorts after seducing the Warden
Sten: boxers with a cute pattern
Oghren: unwashed white briefs
Isabela: seen in game, none when wearing pants or a dress
Aveline: her husband's underwear
Varric: soft boxer briefs
Hawke: red jockstrap
Cassandra: pink panties with a little bow
Blackwall: old, stretched out underwear he bought a decade ago
Vivienne: $500 white lacy thong
Dorian: overdesigned fashion briefs
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>Leliana in Redcliffe
>Wood bow
>Hits guy with metal helmet
>Sparks

>>163584498
Merrill - Literally a fucking leaf
Sera - panties of whoever she stole from
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How do we become more popular than /meg/ lads?
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>>163585962
Just wait until DA4 is announced
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>>163585962
Have a decent game.
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>>163586064
Can't wait to meet/play HoF in DA4.
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>>163586257
Can't wait to find out HoF has been killed off.
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>>163586303
Nay, he sends a letter to the Inquisitor. Also some hints in Trespasser dlc.
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>>163586257
They both aged horribly.
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Rpg codex hates Inquisition and da2. They think even Origins is mediocre and a casualised BG2.
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>>163587174
>Rpg codex
lol
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:3
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>>163559752
It's probably better than /dag/ t bh.
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:3
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Just reached Redcliffe Village in DA:I, feels like I am back in Origins again. The storyteller lady even mentioned about Alistair.
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>>163589289
:3
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>>163589635
Too bad it doesn't actually look like Redcliffe.
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:3
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Apparently Connor survived the Desire demon.
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eee hee hee hee........
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>>163589796
:3
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>>163590514
I thought he doesn't appear if you let her possess him.
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>>163590514
Male elf? Really?
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>>163590804
:3
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>>163590949
Kiss Cass for me...
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>>163590996
Already did it when I played him two years ago...
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>>163590641
I negotiated with the Demon. She said she would return and posses him later.

>>163590804
I like it when the people in the game-world treat me like a peasant. I play as the most hated class in every rpg. Disgusting Elves and their magic!
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Merry dedmas, /dag/nas.
>tfw still no da4
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>>163556216
where is my son?
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>>163591904
Thank you...
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>>163569446
In hindsight it's hilarious that everyone thought Cole was Dante when this first popped up
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>>163591904

And to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMWnEOYN_U
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>>163591087
Everyone except from non-mage humans gets treated like shit in DA:I.
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knitting a scarf from thom's body hair
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Keep an eye out for Mass Effect Andromeda. Andromeda will define DA4. If it's worse than Mass Effect 3, DA4 will be worse than Inquisition.
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>>163592965
>hodgepodge of elements from DA2 and DAI made by the b team
Ehh...
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>DAO
>can only romance the best girl if you're male
>DAI
>can only romance the best girl if you're male
Man what the fuck is that bullshit, weren't bioware supposed to be SJWs or something?
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>>163593857
Don't be a girlplaying transfag then.
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>>163589752
That's because they had to move the village, which was contaminated and beyond repair. You can see the ruins of the old one beyond the broken bridge in the new one.
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>>163593857
>DAO
The objectively best girl is Leliana so you can romance her with a female character.
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>>163593857
>Morrigan lives away from the warden and is willing to make Kieran live in a single child family if it advances her goals
>can't get married to Cassandra, she goes off to do her own thing
Meanwhile, Leliana and Josie get wholesome epilogues, which makes them better waifus in the traditional sense.
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>>163594006
Lelianna has the single most cookie cutter "personality" in the whole series though
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>>163594090
Every character can be reduced into a single personality trait if you do enough mental gymnastics.
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>>163594056
You can reunite with Morrigan tho
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>>163593857
Thank you, based bioware.
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>>163594152
Some of them, yes. They're still written much better than Leleleliannna though
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>>163594090
What do you mean exactly? She has the best personality of all the characters in DAO.

She turns shit after the Divine's death in DAI.
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THICC

DWARF

DICKS
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>>163594337
You mean she makes 180 and is a completely different person because her writing is so excellent
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>>163594271
What makes you say she's badly written?
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>>163583710
Not that anon, but I loved the bigger scope of Inquisition more than Origins'. I think that DA:O is the game that forces you to be the hero too much, while the Inquisitor becomes Inquisitor out of necessity (they are the only one who can close Rifts and use this power to influence politics and gain allies).

In DA:I you are the true, effective leader of an organization and as such deciding who is going to be the new ruler of Orlais, fixing the Wardens' bullshit, and inevitably stumbling upon important knowledge and lore makes sense. The Warden becomes a hero out of luck, because if there had been other Wardens in Ferelden apart from him/her and Alistair, he/she wouldn't have been important at all.

>templars vs mages, dwarf politics/societal issues, human politics (in and out of Ferelden), slavery, elfshit

And this is DA:I, not DA:O. DA:O was only focused on Ferelden, except for minor stuff about distant Orlais and vague mentions about Tevinter. The rest is heavily present in Inquisition too, much more than Origins in my opinion.

In DA:I, you learn the triple of what we ever learned in Origins and DA2, thanks also to unbiased truths that cannot be denied, while in Origins and DA2 you had to trust people blindly and believe everything they said and showed you (e.g. the Quickening of the elves, the Stone being the only deity the dwarves ever worshipped, the Wardens being a pure, efficient organization).

Origins is a wonderful game and I had a lot of fun playing it, it has a different, "raw" charm, but I enjoyed the feeling of Inquisition more when I played it.
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>>163594434
I mean I could list everything I dislike about her, but what's the point when it's just a subjective thing. We're not going to convince each other the opposite anyways
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>>163594426
Her personality change is justified tho. She lost her most beloved Mother Dorothea (Divine Justinia V), and she starts losing faith in the Maker because of all the bad events happeing. (HoF missing, Fade Rifts opening, Templars vs Mages, chaos everywhere)
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>watch the 7 dollar Jose DAI review for shits while downloading it
>he says that the KB+M controls are awful and gamepad is the way to go
>trust him for some reason
>try it out for the first time after struggling with shitty gamepad tactics controls for hours
>it's great
Why do I keep blindly listening to stupid fucks like Joe
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>>163594741
She was like 500 years old and would have died soon anyway, Lel's personality change is too drastic and unrealistic
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Geralt-sama...
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>>163594891
You do realize there is a 11 years gap between you first recruit her in Lothering and the beginning of DA:I?
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>>163594751
DAI with gamepad is horrible and for easyfags casuals only. Don't worry kiddo, one day you'll learn.
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>>163594448
While I agree with most of your points, you have to acknowledge that the actual gameplay/exploration of DA:I do not complement its narrative at all. In DA:O, you often get a dumb objective that has nothing to do with the blight (parley with furfags! rescue the queen! etc), but you actually have to work towards it so in the end, the resolution feels more fulfilling. In contrast, while the main quests in DA:I deal directly with Corypheus, they are short and linear as fuck and have nothing to do with 80% of the game's content which consists of doing inane filler missions like looking for shards in the pissing wastes.
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>>163595146
And? Morrigan changed too and the change wasn't exactly small but it still felt in-character, 10 years passed and she finally grew up after leaving her mother's shitty hut but it's pretty clear that she is still the manipulative witch she used to be despite it all. Leliana's change is retarded, things can make her doubt her faith but that's no reason to turn into an edgy antifun bitch, it's not like it's new to her that terrible things happen in the world. And where the fuck does her endless spy network come from anyway?
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>>163595145
Is he pregnant?
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>>163595597
Uh, yes? What kind of question is that
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>>163595380
Character development is alway nice. She did so much 'assasin-stuff' in those 10 years working with the Divine, which made her bold.

You can also 'soften' her in Inquisition. So her rude personality is intended.
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The chantry and its shills have to go and Anders did the right thing.
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>>163595380
>owns several nugs
>spergs out about shoes in the Winter Palace
>has war table banter about bunnies with Cullen
Leliana also retains some traits of her old autistic personality though. Her rebellion against chantry traditions was also strongly foreshadowed in DA:O where she often complains about priests being too conservative.
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>>163595880
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>>163595983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRmYtFLwcrI
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>>163595983
I STABBED A MAN IN KIRKWALL
JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE
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Goodnight /dag/, see you in 7 hrs...or maybe never..
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I'm going to buy DA:I GOTY in origin. How good is the DLC? I know only one of them is related to the story, are the other 2 worth? (even if they are not part of the main story)

Also what do you think it is the most fun class? I really enjoyed archer in DAO and DA2
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Honestly, I regret not being able to max-friendship Vivienne in my original playthrough. She's like a lovely big sister. It's a shame she's such an unpopular character.
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>>163599467
She's a bitch, what did you expect. Not even a tsundere.
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>>163599428
Jaws of Hakkon is pretty nice if you like lore, scout Harding, or just running around with your waifu, but Descent is just a long dungeon full of lame, annoying fetch quests. Trespasser is the best one and pretty much a must-play.
>>163599467
I replayed the game five times (two of them were pro-circle so she liked me), and I only got her bff rings scene once. Bioware really went out of their way to make her hard to like.
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I think the reason for Solas' romance popularity is just a bunch of people who have no idea what a healthy relationship is (like all of those who love 50 Shades of Grey or the Vampire teenagers)
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>>163600627
Yeah getting involved with a drug addict that probably already has severe brain damage sure is a healthy relationship
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>>163600783
Cullen might have some flaws, but he overcomes all of them and isn't an ugly, condescending prick. He also has an amazing voice, and everything about him is so adorable
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>>163600627
>healthy relationship
>loves only Amell
>literally a girl inside
>drug addict
>a fucking templar who was unlucky all his life
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>>163601137
>not immature like Alistair
>doesn't while
>sweet and caring
He has fulfilling, happy romance, it sounds like you're projecting your own miserable life onto him now
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>>163601010
>>163601283
Good lord, Cullenites are still delusional as fuck.
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>muh toxic relationships
Cullenites = trissfags
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>>163591087
Your character looks similar to one of our posters.
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>they nerfed Morrigan's boobs
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>>163599467
I can appreciate her feminine and delicate take on being a vicious smart ass, I guess.
>>163600627
Replies guaranteed, the post.
>>163600783
>>163601137
Ladies.. jostle the sand out. It's Christmas Eve.
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>>163602047
She's still got a decent handful. Smaller boobs kinda fit her.
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>>163601425
His characterization is the best of all the characters in all the Dragon Age games. I am insanely proud of him
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Cullen's romance is disappointing.
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>>163601429
Do you enjoy hearing a condescending, narrow-minded man tell you how great a life that you're not a part of is?
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>>163603625
You said you liked it yesterday, didn't you?
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>>163603625
Cuck him with Thom.
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>>163602903
These posts look awfully familiar.
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>>163603691
That stuff really activates my almonds to be honest.
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>>163604029
I haven't been there for months
>>163604102
God, he's repulsive
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>>163602047
Nothing against big boobs but her skinny figure combined with the standard DA:O monster tits looked kind of dumb. Her DA:I ones are still bigger than her original concept art tits I think, hard to tell because it's just a texture.
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>>163604102
Thinking is for fools. All in or nothing.

Guys, Christmas shopping is comfy as fuck right now.
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>>163604719
Seriously? Aren't there people everywhere doing some last minute shopping?
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>>163604326
Sure, sure.
He's not that bad. I'll agree that I thought he was a dick to my character though.
>>163605056
Hobby Lobby had like very few people, it's sprinkling outside and just kind of serene. Not nearly as much traffic as I thought there was gonna be.
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>>163605850
Do you guys start celebrating today in murrica?
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>>163606058
I think it depends on tradition from family to family. Like some folks will wait until the day of Christmas to open gifts, and some open one today. A lot of places close early today so that everyone can start traveling to be with their loved ones and spend the evening with them.
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>>163606058
My family (except for me) is going to church today. Funny, I was actually decently religious before /dag/...
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>>16360648
I'm not super religious but I think I'll go to the midnight mass anyway because it's kind of comfy.
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>>163606656
Meant for >>163606486
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>>163606486
What post was it that took the last bit of faith from you?
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>>163606906
Probably something Thom related
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>>163603817
I said it worked completely fine with the mod, which is nice. It's not a bad romance, exactly, just not entirely to my tastes. I'm finding the difference between how he acts in generals vs how he acts in romance scenes to be a little weird, and how his VA half-whispers all his romance lines so he sounds like someone who would phone you at 3am to breathe heavily down the handset is...offputting. I feel a little herded down a very vanilla route and it's not coming across as especially heartfelt. (Maybe I'm just salty you can't make him take lyrium and still romance him.)

>>163603996
Sorry, Thom belongs to my original Quiz. I'd just be cucking myself.
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>>163607031
>Thom belongs to my original Quiz
W-what about Dorian?
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What's the best romance for a female inquisitor?
I was thinking of going for Solas but people seem to unanimously hate him and his romance so yeah.
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>>163607305
Cullen
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>>163607305
People on /dag/ mostly just hate solasposters ;_;, I think his romance is worth it for the lore content (if you can stand his character) even if you don't care about the self-insert 50 shades of vampire romance angle or whatever.
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>>163607305
Solas if you like deep, and kinda sad romances, also the most story-related romance in DAI
Cullen if you life fluffy, family-like romances without troubles
Blackwall if you like beards and horses' smell
Bull is you like BDSM (literally) and meme-romances
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>>163591087
>elf mage
>implying it's not qunari mages
I also like to play as the most hated class, which is why most of my skyrim playthroughs were with dark elves.
>>163593857
>can only romance best girl if you're female
ftfy
>>163607305
Sera
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I wish all you landwhales the strength to lose at least some weight
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>>163607945
Why do people think that the Solas' romance is abusive? The guy never forces you into romance, Lavellan is the one who actually has to insist and break his barriers.

He even warns her that things might get ugly in the end, but once he realizes he's truly in love with her he cannot let her go and always treats her with kindness. Sure, he cannot relate much to the other races, not even elves, and he is grumpy and tactless sometimes, but it's clear he loves Lavellan and cares for her a lot, so much he almost gives up to his plans and nearly tell her the truth and stay with her.

Basically, every romance in the game has its problems:

Cullen has a dangerous addiction and must be supported throughout his recovery
Blackwall betrays your trust and you have to forgive him
Josephine (the actual Disney-like romance) makes you deal with her family problems and suitors
Bull can betray you in Trespasser if you don't understand how important the Chargers are to him
Dorian is very insecure and scared and thinks you only want a one-night stand
Cassandra yearns for womanly things and a romantic lovestory, but feels like she isn't supposed to have them because she's "too rough and brash"

Solas' romance is the deepest and most heartwrenching among these, but it also contains the same sweetness and love. Hell, the guy takes Lavellan to a humid glade after a trip to Crestwood to tell her how much he loves her and the first thing he's able to say to start the Super Important Reveal is "the Veil is thin here". He's dorky as fuck.
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holy shit meg got bad. i never thought id consider dag to be the better of the two.

i guess this'll be my new hoe for the time being
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>>163609663
>MEG
>ever good
Uh...
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>>163607247
Amicable break-up post main game. Once things cool a bit and there's distance between them, they both realise they came together during a stressful. difficult time of their lives when they were both desperately lonely and scared, and while they have a great deal of affection for each other, they'd be happier with someone else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>163569446
do qunari even celebrate Christmas?

>>163572485
this is the right thing to do.

>>163589796
>>163590572
such a qt
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>>163609748
yeah i learned that the hard way
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>>163609250
Show bitchtits or gtfo.
>>163609663
What happened to make you think that?
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>>163610157
in the last two threads there's this one guy posting gay pics and purposely trying to reach the image limit early.

1 or 2 people agree with him cause he's combating waifufags, but he's just fighting cancer with cancer.

and now one of last 2 writefags is leaving cause of him
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>>163609663
Nobody wants you or your memewaifu here
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>>163610338
but i played DA before i did ME, i mance'd Morrigan, Merrill and Cass.
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>>163555768
>>Where is my Warden?
>Preparing to be the protagonist for DA4
that would be fucking awesome. and even if he's dead they could just bring him back with blood magic
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>>163609567
>Why do people think that the Solas' romance is abusive?
I don't know why, but some people get really mad when fictional characters "disrespect" them. He also had sex with Lavellan without her being aware of his identity and apparently that's problematic.
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>>163610020
>do communists even celebrate Christmas
I'd say no
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>>163611826
Yep, the big winter celebration in USSR was New Years.
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>>163607945
>>163609567
>>163608067
Okay, I guess I'll stick with Solas for my femquisitor.
I already got Cassandra QUN'D in my male playthrough.
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>>163612806
Didn't the Soviets have a different calendar?
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>>163611434
>He also had sex with Lavellan without her being aware of his identity and apparently that's problematic.

You can briefly face that "issue" in Trespasser and he says that he never had sex with Lavellan as Fen'Harel, but always as his true self, Solas. He didn't "rape" her using his trickster-rebel-god persona, he always was Solas with her. I think that makes the romance even sweeter.
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>>163612881
Just don't forget he's for elven girls only or it'll be a shitty surprise when you discover the romance is impossible because you're a human.
>tfw there are still newfags who are unironically trying to romance harding
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>>163613187
Don't worry, I did my homework beforehand, and I was going to play elf either way.
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>>163613136
No. The only difference I can think of is that orthodox Christmas take place sometime after New Years, but that's just Slavic stuff because the soviet regime was atheistic.
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>>163612806
>>163613136
There are two dates: December 31, which is New Year and mostly celebrates like western Christmas, probably the biggest holiday in the year, but with it's own cultural details, and January 7 for the Christmas, but it mostly a religious celebration, most people don't give a fuck, just another day to do nothing, or just doing some family gathering. So yeah, if you ask when post-USSR people celebrate "Christmas" in cultural way, it'll be New Year.
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So, do you usually play your characters as believers or nonbelievers?
Open-minded or prejudiced?
Clever or dense?
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>>163613896
I usually play as stubborn zealous believers. and kill mages when ever possible, yet still romance Morrigan and Merrill.
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>>163613896
Personally, I'm more anti-chantry, but playing a Templar who genuinely believes he's the herald of Andraste was pretty fun.
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>>163613896
believer - - - | - - x nonbeliever
open-minded - - x | - - - prejudiced
clever - x - | - - - dense
Most of the time.
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>>163613896
Eh, I like trying both ways. My Wardens and Hawkes and one of my Inquisitors were all non-believers but I tried playing a Qunari Chantry convert and it wasn't that bad.
I always tend to lean towards open-minded since these games reward you more for it, but a bit of prejudice and distrust helps color a character and their in-game development in my head.
Being dense or stupid in RPGs hasn't been fun in decades so never.
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>>163613896
Nonbelievers (I usually play as a Dalish elf or another non-human race and I think it would be hard for them to believe that something like the Maker described by the Chantry would really exist)

Open-minded

Clever, although I like to also make them naive sometimes.
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>>163614438
When I say "believers and nonbelievers" I mean in a sense of being faithful, be it to the Maker, the Stone, the elven gods or whatever, not just generic Chantry stuff.

Like, do your characters believe strongly in something or do they just not care that much/don't believe in anything? - is what I mean.
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>>163613896
A mix. Depends what feels right for the character and the story. I try to not make them too samey...red hair aside. I've still not done a staunchly anti-magic 'canon' playthrough yet though, Warden/Hawke/Quiz all supported the mages in one way or another.
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>>163614669
What's the point to "believe" in Evanuris when you can literally fuck two of them and they're clearly exist?
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>>163615047
I'm guessing Dalish Wardens might believe in them but
>playing Dalish in Origins
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>>163614669
Depends on the character, really.
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>>163599467
why are her boobs like that
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>>163615571
She has fake titties
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>>163615571
>enchantress (male)
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>>163615571
>what is her true gender
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I hope you guys have a terrible time
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>>163616607
>just had a comfy dinner with my family
:3
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>>163594448
I don't remember much about dwarven society or slavery in DAI, barring DLC. And even though there's a tonne of elfshit infodumping, we don't really get to experience it outside of some brief interactions with that one Dalish group in The Exalted Plains. DAO was better at showing, while DAI was mostly telling - which is fine to an extent, because the Inquisitor doesn't have the freedom to sightsee and negotiate like the Warden did, but it still weakens the story imo.

Also regarding the choice of Orlais' ruler, I feel like even that could have been done better. In DAO you can pick between a guy you've been traveling with for months and can potentially influence, or a woman who you actually get to chat with for a while and deal with. You barely get to know Gaspard/Briala/Celene in DAI and even though they try to shove a bunch of story in the Winter palace, it doesn't really feel like an informed decision any way,

Overall, at the risk of echoing some reviewers, DAI feels like it cast its net too widely and as a result the experience is shallower than it might otherwise have been. I still enjoy the fuck out of it, and its gameplay was based, but personally DAO just felt deeper.
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>>163610332
>s/meg/heads getting mad over gay pics when they post borderline porn, shit-tier fetish pics constantly

Cancer v Cancer or not, that's hilarious.
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Christmas cookies are fucking delicious
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>>163617365
Cancer v Cancer sounds a lot like what the that one legit retard tried here a few weeks back, COULD there be a connection?
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>>163617665
Please be more specific.
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>>163610332
That's pretty shitty, but what can you do?
Sucks that content producing anons want to leave because of it though.
>>163610686
Could the soul technically be retrieved in one of the Fade levels to be brought back to the body? If the body has succumbed to the taint, could another body be used to wedge the soul into? They could bring the warden back that way and actually allow for us to use the character creator.

Finished making herb tea sachets for a gift, and a blue jay popped down about 5 feet away to sing. Birds love the shit out of praise when they're not terrified evidently.
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>>163617665
It's the same typing style. Probably.
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>>163617982
>>163617665
?
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>>163617795
>>163618194
The guy who made endless Anders shitposts and other stuff and typed in nothing but lower cases.
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>>163618480
Oh. I think I'd nearly suppressed that from memory
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>>163618480
Oh yeah, I forgot that happened. Makes sense.
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>>163617820
>Could the soul technically be retrieved in one of the Fade levels to be brought back to the body?
That wouldn't be out of line, lore wise.

>If the body has succumbed to the taint, could another body be used to wedge the soul into?
Seems a bit too complex for bioware

>They could bring the warden back that way and actually allow for us to use the character creator.
Aw hell they'd have it either way

t.bh I think bringing back the warden for da4 would be the best thing to happen for bioware.
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>>163617820
They could also include a side story where you deal with the calling and find a cure. the nightmares would be really dark and intense
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>>163617652
I had pumpkin and blue berry pie for breakfast, it was fucking delicious
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>Parents fighting
>/dag/ being weird again
>Princess Leia had a heart attack irl
I'm just gonna play video games until I pass out
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>>163619279
>I'm just gonna play video games until I pass out
I do the same on a daily basis
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>>163618893
>the nightmares would be really dark and intense

>spend 3 minutes running after Kieran in slomo in a dark forest
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>>163619417
I was thinking something along the lines of rapid flashing lights, screams, and darkspawn noises
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>>163619757
That's unlikely because DA becomes more high fantasy with each game
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>>163618787
They did something similar with Justice's character, except that he was just a spirit.. so it might not be too out there for them. Was that body still rotting while he inhabited it? I would be afraid of him being a bear magnet.
>>163618893
It would have been pretty neat to have all 3 protags in the game at once, where you experience their side through preventing events. The warden with a cure and some other major darkspawn happening. Hawke with the.. something. The Inquisitor with dealing with Tevinter and tracking down Solas. All of them converging to take care of the Veil.

I am 90% sure that's too ambitious though, and I don't really know how popular the idea would be.
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>>163619279
Sorry, anon. Hope it gets better soon.
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>>163619417
I unironically think that Bioware's idea to try to show Shepard as falling apart, on the verge of a nervous breakdown could have been interesting. Instead we got silly dream sequences
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>>163620056
I agree, their intent was well-founded but their execution was lacking. I liked roleplaying my Shep's downward spiral by being more of an asshole to my teammates at random.
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>>163619870
That sucks, I feel like if they went back to their dark fantasy roots da4 would be great

>>163619938
I don't think the return of the warden would be too ambitious, magic is going crazy and the fade is still very mysterious.

They could easily come up with something to bring back or ressurect the warden.

Ive always imagined a scene where the last 2 protagonists are near death or cornered and suddenly the warden returns, in a "knight in shining armor" type scene
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So the Warden has canonically returned by the time of Trespasser, what do you think the cure he found is?
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>>163620304
I do the same

>>163620385
Wait what?
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>>163620489
I think it was romanced leliana who mentioned that they returned from their journey.
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>>163620803
>I think it was romanced leliana who mentioned that they returned from their journey
huh, I romanced Morrigan so I didn't see that. although it makes sense they had that scene with lel since more people romanced her.

So I guess a return of the warden wouldn't be so crazy
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>>163620385
The blood of the Great Dragons mixed with lyrium.
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>>163620040

I just hope Leia makes it. . .

>>163621014

You couldn't have seen it anyway then because Morrigan left the Inquisition before Trespasser and rejoined The Warden. She mentioned that the cure (he apparently found) could "Mean a long life for him"
Not sure if she meant longer than normal or just long for as far as Wardens go. If mWarden gets an extended lifespan and Morri becomes Morrimythal then she will have an extended lifespan too.
2getha4eva desu
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>>163619279
I had a fight of sorts with my dad and now we aren't even texting. Family, eh?
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>>163621710
>2getha4eva desu
That's all I want
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>>163621710
They should bring back the Wardn as th emain protagonist in DA4. But I know it's only a dream. Something similar to DA2 Acts-

>Act1
Showing what he did after meeting Morrigan in the Witch Hunt dlc. Before the events of DA2.

>Act2
Him finding the cure near Tevinter, during the events of Inquisition. Meeting new teamates. Discovering new stuff about Darkspawn and meeting one of the ancient Magisters.

>Act3
After the events of Trespasser dlc. The Wardens joining the Inquisition forces and uniting with Hawk and the Inquisitor to stop Solas in Tevinter Empirium.
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>>163623384
My Hawke is dead, and my Inquisitor disbanded the Inquisition. Now what lmao
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>>163623534
Who do you think will be the protagonist in da4? A completely new character?

If yes, then will they just forget all the characters you meet in Inquisition?
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>>163624679
Personally, I think it will be a new character. My theory is that it will be an escaped slave in the Tevinter Imperium, but I don't have any evidence of this
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>>163624785
Yeah I can see that happening. A slave escaping and causing a rebellion in Tevinter Imperium against slavery, gathering allies and such for his cause.

But how can would they connect this with the last events of Inquisition and Solas? I don't want them to forget every good character I have met in the previous games.
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>>163625120
It would be connected, I just don't know how. I'm not a terribly imaginative person
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>>163625120
>But how can would they connect this with the last events of Inquisition and Solas?
The qunari want to stop Fen'Harel and they're also at war with Tevinter, it makes sense for Solas to get involved in their conflict. He doesn't like being straightforward like that though so you'd likely get a totally legitimate and trustworthy companion who's totally not an agent of Fen'Harel.
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>>163625458

(((And that companion is totally not going to be a mage)))
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I'm playing Mass Effect 1 for the first time and so far I love it. Playing as a female shepard I'm now torn between romancing Kaidan or Liara.

Any help? They're both actually cute. I really like how "awkward" Liara is towards me but I can't help swooning whenever Kaidan is obviously crushing on me while I'm talking to him
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DA sub-reddit suddenly hates DA:I and loves DA:O. Did you guys invaded their forum?
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>>163626147
Liara doesn't stay awkward in later games. Kaidan (and Ash for that matter) is an asshole for most of the series outside of ME1

If you want to romance one, then romance someone else in later games without it feeling awkward, I'd go for Kaidan. If you want to stick with the same LI for the entire series, Liara is the better choice
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>>163626147
Ash and Kaidan become the same person in ME2-3. Liara becomes DA:I Leliana in ME2. Keep yourself pure for Tali or Garrus.
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>>163626218

I don't think it was ever the other way around, I'm not checking it more than once a month or so but usually there are more DA:O lovers than DA:I lovers, as everywhere else
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I should really finish Tali's romance in ME3 and romance Samantha sometime in order to fully experience Weekes.
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>>163626147
Are you a male IRL? Never play as the opposite gender character in Bioware games. You won't get immersed at all. I did the same mistake with Mass Effect 1 and Dragon Age 2, and got bored with my character.
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>>163626508
Is there a spoiler-free way of telling me why Kaidan becomes an asshole? I'm a bit disappointed to hear that

>>163626528
Do your romance choices matter a lot in the sequels? Or doesn't it matter to much and I can date whoever I like best in that game
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>>163626801
It's kind of final in ME3 but until then you can keep cucking everyone.
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/meg/ get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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>>163626785
Nah
I played a female character in Dragon Age: Origins as well in my first playthrough, played as a male in my second. Didn't get bored at all, actually
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>>163626528
>Liara becomes DA:I Leliana in ME2
See, this I don't quite agree with. She's reaching a critical point in her hunt for the SB (we'll ignore that her motivation is odd), and she's built up walls around herself in order to stay rational so that she can keep working. She's not a bumbling awkward scientist anymore, but I wouldn't say she's quite Lel tier

>>163626801
Kaidan is literally Carth on a grand scale
https://youtu.be/U0k8ov6rnXk

Also, romance choices in 2 change some dialogue. Like, if you stay loyal to Kaidan vs cheat on him then come back, his dialogue is different.

>>163626860
You can actually get your waifu (Liara at least) to break up with you if you sleep with Allers
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>>163627131
Damn, I still haven't played Kotor
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>>163627492
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>>163627492
Oh, well, basically he doesn't trust you. And he's very vocal about this. That's nearly all he talks about when you see him, from ME2 until about half way through ME3

>>163627604
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>>163627735
I see, that sounds really annoying. How weird he changes like this though since in ME1 so far he seems to be pretty trusting towards my Shepard with all the stories he's telling
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Will Hawke return if I let him stay in the Fade?

Loghain/Alistair/Stroud is dead as shit but I feel like the whole thing is ambiguous enough that BW may bring Hawke back somehow.
Would be kinda cool if they made any dead protagonists pop up as enemies controlled by someone else.
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So, we all know a modernized Warden Creator of some sort is inevitable, right?
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>>163628709
I'd hope so.
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https://help.ea.com/en-us/help/dragon-age/dragon-age-origins/bioware-classics-dlc/

Am I missing something or are these now like FREE-free?
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>>163628709
What do you mean?
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Does anyone have a link to the Redcliffe Village Chantry ambient music from Inquisition (where you meet Dorian)? I can't find it anywhere.
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You're too young to die
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>>163633406
Yeah might as well keep it alive.
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>>163624679
I'm pretty sure the protagonist will be a prosthetic-armed Inquisitor (or ex-Inquisitor with a new title if they disbanded the Inquisition).

How would they even tie a new guy with Solas and all the shit discovered in Inquisition?
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>>163634382
Shift the game to Weisshaupt and the Anderfels (incl. griffin mounts), follow up with a second or third act in Tevinter, then return to the rest of Thedas in DA5.
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>>163634682
>DA5
C'mon now, you really want a fifth DA game?
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>>163634826
I think it's not as much wanting as thinking that DA4 will not conclude the Dragon Age storyline.

They've got material for another game, especially if they do some shit like having Thedas as a whole be under some outside threat like the Kossith or those from across the sea or whatever, you've got plenty of possible enemies to pull from.
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>>163635373
Well I mean they can only use the "evil invincible army" thing so many times before it gets old. In fact, it got old with the venatori.
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>>163634826
The plan has always been five games. the fifth will probably conclude at the end of the Dragon Age.
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>>163636048
>The plan has always been five games
Says who?
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>>163634382
Who cares about the Solas stuff? Shouldn't that be covered in a seperate dlc instead of a full game? Like what can Inquisitor even do to deal with a god?
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>>163637181
>Like what can Inquisitor even do to deal with a god?
Punch it in the face
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>>163637038
I just did some googling and apparently the five game thing was actually based on a throwaway comment somewhere, and since then has been propagated in various circles. I can't be bothered to research further because dev vids and interviews bore the shit out of me.
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>>163637328
He lost his arm anon.
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>>163637181

>God
>Level 1
He ain't shit lmao. This is canon.
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>>163637621
>DA4
>Inquiz protag
>final boss fight is inquisitor beating Solas to death with the arm they lost
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>>163637458
That's fine. Would be cool to have 5 games but Im worried about the direction the company went

>>163637621
Well the Inquisitor still has the other one, don't he?

>>163637641
It's obvious that solas is a weak god who'll get bitch slapped by andraste for being an uppity elf
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>>163638127
It should end with Solas being castrated and locked in a cage with other dogs
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Currently level 7, what should I do? The In Hushed Whispers quest or go to Storm Coast?
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>>163638963
Coast
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>>163638963
Start some of IHW, then keep doing a little in Hinterlands until you level up a little.
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Alright, so I watched the videos on Lel+Warden romance, and Leliana says that the Warden went far out West in lands never touched by blight. It goes on at the end to talk about how they spend time together and her seaside villa and shit, but speaks of the Warden as though they are very much alive and back from traveling.
What lands haven't been touched by blight in the West?
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>>163641418
maybe past the mountains west of orlais
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>>163641418
Probably whatever's across the Sea of Ash.

>unknown peoples on far side of Sea
>they find out about the Blight
>scorch the entire sea to cinders to prevent it from spreading, leaving the mainlaind of Thedas to die

Could be neat.
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>>163641418
He is somewhere between Anderfalls and Tevinter. Solas went there too. Something interesting will happen for sure in the next Dragon Age game with Wardens and the main-plot.
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That song.
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>>163643414
Hot.
>>163643791
A link to a lets play of that part would be helpful, maybe someone recognizes the music.
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>>163643791
https://youtu.be/temuEAXOup4 this one plays a few times throughout the mission.
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Quick question: what the fuck is up with some of the hairlines in this game. There's a lot of aggressive premature balding.
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>>163644471
I have no idea how old hawke is and yours looks like a total gaylord btw, which should not be surprising considering a fujoshit made him but Stroud is certainly old enough to be balding, yet too old for that stupid haircut.
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>>163644125
It is this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax2Paw2GQes
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>>163644669
Hawke is about 24/25ish at the start of DA2, if we assume they were born shortly after Leandra and Malcolm fled to Ferelden (you will remember Gamlen's comment about waiting 25 years for Leandra to slink back, of course). The timeline gets a bit fuzzy but we can assume they are about mid-thirties in DAI.

He's a gayviscount, anon, not gaylord. Show some respect.
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Why my wife turned into a grandma in an year?
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>>163644471
Stroud-sama is so cute...
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>>163645628
Read the shit you pick up
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I want to get fucked by a Genlock Emissary while he traps me in his Crushing Prison.
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>>163649947
Sebastian?
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>>163645628
what a disgusting being

has nothing on my waifu
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>>163592095
The picture is from his perspective
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Alistair...what they did to you REEEEEEEE
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>>163653742
Remove Anora
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>>163653742
Why does everyone look like they're sculpted out of chocolate or something
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>>163657116
Shitty 3d modellers.
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So after finishing the In Hushed Whispers mission I am wondering why did Solas stayed in the Redcliffe Castle prison for a whole year? Isn't he a god? Why didn't he just escape?
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>>163657621
Castration strips him of any power
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>>163657621
Not just as keikaku. He's not a god, just an extremely powerful mage without a power. No Mythal sucking = No power = No escaping the prison.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
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>>163653864
I always marry anora and make her an actual cuck queen
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>>163660240
>the queen is definitely not fucking anyone else
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>>163660292
As if a barren, peasent Queen is literally worth a fuck
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>>163660761
At least she won't die from drinking darkspawn blood like a chump. Don't even get me started on them supposedly "curing" it.
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>>163660761
Probably worth quite a few if she can't even get knocked up.
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>>163638157
But Andraste is Flemeth who is Mythal.
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>>163644471
Bioware is pandering to my bald fetish.
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Schmooples has grown up.
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>>163663014
Sort of cute...
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>>163662198
She's not her or her vessel. But she's clearly her puppet.
>There is a tale in the Free Marches that Blessed Andraste, upon reaching Kirkwall with her armies, sojourned up the slopes of Sundermount alone. She stayed there three days. When she returned, she wept as if her heart were broken.
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>>163664939
>worst girl meet (+Shani)
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>>163664939
Mythical swamp creature on the far right kills it
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>>163665263
What is the appeal of Yen? She is shit compared to Triss, Shani, Henrietta sisters and Iris.
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>>163665289
I was gonna say the same
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>>163665435
She is literally better than all of them combined, especially considering her role in the books. If you only go by the game you might have the wrong impression of her to be fair.
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>>163665435
Attractive voice, assertive personality, witty, excellent fashion sense, is loving mommy, good chemistry with Geralt.
I mean, my own non-elf witcherfus are Keira, Anarietta and Ciri, but I can see the appeal of Yen.
>>163665607
This too.
>that part where Vilgefortz tries to torture her for information about Ciri and she tells him to fuck off
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>>163665751
>Vilgefortz
God fucking damn, don't say that name EVER again.
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>>163665607
She looks like a generic female fantasy character from novels and GoT. Nothing about her is interesting or unique. Her voice, her personality, her obsession over Geralt, caring only about herself, treating Geralt like a slave, everything makes me hate her.

>Hey Geralt we have to uncover the mystery behind Uma and find Ciri, everyone is helping and watching us, but let's have sex first!

Triss on the other hand is unique with a good personality.
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>>163666485
Sapkowski went out of his way to make a female character who goes beyond being a generic love interest whose only purpose is to fawn over the protagonist (kind of like Triss).
>Nothing about her is interesting or unique
Even on a superficial level, she has idiosyncrasies like her unicorn thing, kestrels or obsession with black and white. If you look deeper, there's the past trauma (being beaten to the point of disfigurement by her father) that manifests in her superficially bitchy personality and the fact that she manages to transform her bitterness into genuine motherly love for Ciri instead of becoming a full blown power-hungry narcissist like Philippa or Vilgefortz . I understand not liking her, but I really don't see how she's a shallow character.
>Triss on the other hand is unique with a good personality.
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>>163645280
>mid-thirties
Then it's not premature.
Your Hawke's face also somehow looks like it was photoshopped on.
>>163657116
Because everyone has that weird shine.
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Does anyone get this weird 'isolating' feeling while playing DA: I? When I am in Haven/Skyhold, talking with the characters or doing the main-quests I feel fine and immersed. I feel like I'm playing a Dragon Age game.

But when I am exploring Hinterlands, Storm Coast, etc, sealing Rifts, gathering herbs/stones, killing random enemies, I feel like I'm playing a complete different game. All this filler activities makes me feel isolated from the Dragon Age universe. Your travel teammates also rarely talk.

I don't remember experiencing this in the previous games of the series. Everything felt part of the same world no matter what I was doing.
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>>163668351
Get the more banter mod.
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>>163668351
It all felt like the same game/world to me boyo
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>>163666867
I agree with this.

>>163666485
To be frank, Triss is the more generic love interest of these two simply because she is more stereotypically female in her role. Additionally, CDPR had to make her a viable choice so she is pretty significantly different from her book version. Suffice to say that she was designed to be more of a fawning maiden.

Yen is more strident and assertive in part because that's her personality but also because she knows Geralt expects her to be like that and it complements him (sort of a Yin/Yang). The key thing is that Geralt and Yen have a long, complicated history which is apparent in how they speak to and behave around each other. If you didn't read the books you may not notice or care but if you did then it just underscores the depth and strength of their bond.
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So the Warden leader searching for something on the Storm Coast is Hero of Feralden, right? The notes mentioned him being an elf, and I had entered Elf as HoF's class in the Dragon Age Keep.
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>>163669929
The elf is a different warden, they're looking for HoF's... friend.
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>>163670045
For his DICK?
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>>163670520
DELET THIS
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My heart is broken. My dream is dead. There is no hope left.
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>>163671125
If they don't work as an NPC, then they have to be the PC
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>>163669625
I don't really have a problem with Triss's femininity and relative naïveté, it's just that she's inconsistent as hell.
>Philippa's lapdog in the books, really insecure and frequently makes poor judgements
>Trissifer Eilhart of Vengerbor in the first game
>sort of returns to her book personality in the second game (gets into trouble because her obsession with Geralt interferes with her devotion to the lodge)
>all the development gets thrown out of the window in the third game, suddenly develops top tier leadership skills, starts fighting for mage freedom and can no longer do anything wrong because of her waifu status
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>>163671179
So there is still some hope left...but I doubt it. Making HoF the protagonist means they have to ditch the playable Qunari class.
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>>163671125
>>163671407
Did you actually for some reason think the warden would ever show up in the series again?
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>>163671125
>>163671407
Remember that tweet about the one fan saying they are glad they didn't just go the easy way and let the Warden die in the sacred ashes temple explosion? The answer was "Damn, we didn't think of that"
DA4 will have a new protag, Quiz is no longer relevant enough either, with the choice of disbanding the Inquisition being an thing they don't even nearly have the resources they used to have but it's very likely that the Quiz will appear.
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>>163671125
I'm okay with that. Seriously, it would cost too much to make deeply customized Warden with full voice acting. It'll just ruin the character.
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>>163671407
That would mean the HoF ever showing up again in the first place.
It's very obvious that BW wants to make them this distant thing that will never show up again in the flesh. And they likely want to avoid "durr my Warden wasn't like this" backtalk seeing as they get backlash with every single game they release, especially from hardcore DAO fans, and they likely can't or don't want to commit to encompassing most types of personality the HoF could have had.

I personally would be happy with just seeing my character again even if they're not 1:1 what I envisioned them like. That's what headcanons are for and it worked just fine for my Hawkes in my DAI playthroughs.
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>>163671713
Why won't I think that? He is the first character I played in Origins. It feels sad to see the characters you met moving forwards, the world moving forwards, but my main character is left behind.
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>>163671947
It's a huge, elaborate jab at DAOfags for daring to criticize their creative decisions over the years.
>U RIKE ORD GAME? HERE BOMB FUK U
If they really wanted to do the Warden justice we wouldn't be seeing all this "eeeh it doesn't work as an NPC lol 2muchwerk", "oh fuck we could have killed them offscreen back then that would have saved us from SO MANY HEADACHES" talk.
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>>163671723
How is introducing a new character a good thing when the world stays the same/similar? That is like removing Shepard from Mass Effect 2 and 3 and playing as some other "chosen one".

With ME Andromeda the new protag works fine because they are also introducing a new world.
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>>163673815
C U T E
U
T
E
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>A-Cup, yet huge boob bumps in her chest piece
Does she have a deformed rip cage then? Is BioWare fucking retarded?
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>>163674354
>used to have C-cups
>Kieran sucked them out
>has A-cup breast tissue, but lots of loose skin
>looks like pancake tits
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Daily reminder,

Inq. > Origins > 2
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>>163674516
Needs a powegap between Orgies and 2.
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>>163673815
>tfw this drawing was made 2 years ago
It seems like only yesterday...
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>>163674995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo505ZyaCbA
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>>163675482
March 2015... Where the fuck is DA4?
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>>163675790
Waiting for us in the afterlife...
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What did you get for Christmas /dag/
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>>163679320
Some socks, a box of raffaelloes, tickets to a play, probably a hangover tomorrow, tfw no DA4 feel.
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:3
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Merry Christmas /dag/!!!
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>>163678904
CUTE
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>>163679320
Essential oils, money for herbs, boots.
It's a good day, I've had like a couple of hours sleep and strange dreams and I just destroyed a Bloody Mary.
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>>163679320
Books and a jigsaw

>>163684805
You too anon

>>163685486
My mom got some essential oils. I have no idea what they're for
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>>163674437

I think they are supposed to be similar to this desu. BW isn't very good at this, see Vivienne.

>>163679320

160€ in total and perfume.
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>>163687397
The skin between Viv's boobs is so shiny and everything, her whole chest looks like it's a piece of lego you can just remove.
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>>163687787
Viv's skin does look really fake, but sometimes African skin can be shiny. I don't know if that's some sort of treatment or something though
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>>163679320
one of those soft comfy blankets that have those nature designs on them
an ipod
an old spice shampoo set
black levi jeans
"Spirit legend of the cimarron" on dvd
some thick winter gloves
60 dollars
a "swiss army spoon and fork" set
and a microwavable plate for meat and bacon
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>>163689123
>microwavable plate for meat and bacon
What happens if you try to microwave other stuff on it?
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>>163687397
>>163689123
>No sweets for christmas
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>>163689654

Oh I got lots of sweets too, also this mofo which I'm devouring right now.
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>>163687397
>>163689914
You use perfume Tulpa? Or am I still terrible at identifying people
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>>163686713
A jigsaw like.. the tool? Or jigsaw puzzle?
Essential Oils have a lot of uses within the realm of aromatherapy (if you believe in that tripe) but each one has properties depending on the use, like insect repellant made with a few drops into PGA, carrier oil and distilled water.
>>163689654
I got a bag of dark chocolate peanut m&m's which I have hastily fucked up half of.
>>163689914
Is it like a tuxedo Santa Suit?
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>>163689304
i don;t know

>>163689654
i got a baggy full of candy and cookies, but it was just a party thing not a gift
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>>163691158
The tool. Cuts circles and curves and shit
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>>163691110

Eau de Toilette (I just call everything perfume) and just sometimes, a small bottle is enough for half a year.

>>163691158

>Is it like a tuxedo Santa Suit?
Kind of, Santa stepped his entire game up to [the current year] and instead of "Merry Christmas" it says "Xmas rocks, nice to sweet you"
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>>163671125
>NPC
Then bring him as PC!
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>>163689123
Ohh, were you the anon that almost caught his kitchen on fire tryin to make bacon?
>>163691431
Those things are really useful. Building up an effective power tool set there. How did your mom like her calendar?
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>>163679320
Wooly slippers
A red scarf
My first pair of fit jeans after a lifetime of being a fatso
Two shirts
Two different perfumes
New earbuds
Pokémon Moon
Box of expensive chocolate so I can ruin my winter gains
About 80 euros in cash
Better than last year overall.
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>>163692164
The calendar kind of got fucked because the original LCD died, and it's glued into the case so I can't really replace it. I got something small to give her on Christmas, and I'm going to make a new, better case entirely out of wood now that I have the tools to do so

It's not too big a deal since I already ruined the surprise weeks in advance. She'll just be getting her real Christmas present in January
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>>163679320
$100 in Amazon gift cards and a metric fucktonne of sugar.

>tfw ordered something for my dad a few weeks ago
>tfw it probably won't arrive until 2017
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>>163692398
Winter just started, just do extra cardio.
>>163692482
That sucks, but building a new one will be fun and you've got more experience this time.
>>163693124
Yeah, I'll have to wait for something I ordered for parents through prime just because shit was out of stock.
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I'm so fucking full of food.
One little bit more of anything and it's not going to end well.
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>>163694773
>ywn feed anon and fill their belly fit to burst so you have something big and warm to hug at night
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>>163696675
Climbing inside of anon's rotting carcass to stay warm at night?
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>>163698409
>stranded on the inhospitable, freezing ruins of /dag/, you and anon struggle to stay warm as night descends
>your Thom-hair sweaters are thin from wear, and the scarves LF so lovingly knit from his pube beard are frosted over
>as darkness falls, anon stumbles over, cushioned by their belly
>"M-moste?" is all anon can stutter out as their corpulence succumbs to the cold
>you nod, the cummy tears in your eyes frozen before they even touch your cheeks
>anon's final breath puffs in the air as they fall flaccid in your arms
>you shut your eyes and pull off your $300 etsy wolf jaw solas necklace
>slowly you press the jagged teeth into the puffy flesh of the landwhale before you
>tonight you will be warm
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>>163699679
>just finished masturbating while thinking about /dag/ reading this
Thank you...
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>>163698767
If you made this, nicely done.
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>>163699679
It was funny, at least.
>>163699880
Terrorist.
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>>163701689
What can I say, shitposting makes me horny.
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>>163692164
>were you the anon that almost caught his kitchen on fire tryin to make bacon?
no, whats the story behind that?
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Remember when /dag/ used to be good, and people used to discuss about the game rather than their shitty lives? Remember when /dag/ wasn't full of redditors? Good times.
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>>163702434
I actually don't remember that because it was never the case except shortly aftter DA:I release and there was still blogging.
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>>163702434
>>163686350
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>>163702434
At least it got you an excuse to spam your favorite site again.
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>>163702434
You mean like earlier today?
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>>163702651
/meg/ > /dag/

People actually discuss video games there.
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>>163703272
Talking about waifu feet isn't vidya
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>>163703272
I could make an informed response if I gave a shit about ME. /wtc/ > /dag/ though.
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>meta whining on Christmas
Really? Don't you have anything better to do?
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>/meg/ refugees/crossposters are the ones who blogpost the most
really makes you think
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>>163702098
You're truly something, anon.
>>163702353
Vodka has eaten the details, but I think he was trying to make bacon really close to something else that easily catches fire.
>>163703272
It's variable. Sometimes I genuinely envy /meg/ for their strong camaraderie, but mostly just go there cause I want to touch their writefag's butt.
This place is home though. You can run away from it, but you always end up coming back because of Stockholm Syndrome.
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>>163671395
I don't either, and you make good points about her game characterization. To me she just feels like a third wheel around Geralt and Yen who already have such a mature and entrenched relationship in TW3.
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>>163688765
They just rub cocoa butter on their skin
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>>163698767
Solaswives are a notch below child rapists in contemptibility.
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Who's ready to get QUN'D
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This sums up my Christmas.
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>>163702353
>>163705721
I was just making bacon, and I'd never made it before

Relatively mundane, but a decent fire risk
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>>163707828
Me pls
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>>163711496
Back to you relevant board witcher shill.
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>>163707828
Is that like BLACKED except you literally get gored by a horn after being told how worthless you are according to the Qun?
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>>163712603
Doesn't everyone have worth under the Qun? Even if the only thing you're good at is catching rock hard qun cock, they will make you do that.
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>>163712603
No, it's when you are repurposed into a buttslut to serve as stress relief for the Beresaad.
>Every platoon who returns from Seheron alive and victorious is allowed a group session with Anon TL Note: Anon means "anal cum bitch".
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>>163707828
no, but in my latest playthough morrigan is ready to get DWARF'D
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>>163715247
this is canon btw
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>>163711496
http://maulcosplay.storenvy.com/products/18598228-the-witcher-cosplay-calendar-2017

is this legal
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>>163715959
is it really?
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>>163716530
Yes, all children of dwarf/human parentage are autistic manlets.
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>>163716762
oh, i guess it does make sense
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So dual-wielding rogues are the most broken class/spec on all three DA games, correct?
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>>163718380
what about dual wielding warriors?
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>>163718380
Reaver in DAI is pretty ridiculous.
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>>163719002
I don't think they ever fixed the Pincushion glitch in DA:I, and it gets pretty stupid at higher levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ8SCVzPCG0
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>>163719548
And those faggots in all honesty wanted to make the game an actual MMO at first when they can't even balance singleplayer
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>>163721367
It is an offline MMO, 80% of the game is filled with mindless looting, killing health-sponge enemies, exploring empty lands, fetch quests, gathering herbs/ores, etc.

The rest 20% is main story, some good quests and talking with your companions.
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>>163721367
I wouldn't mind seeing bioware try another mmo. SWTOR might have been shit at launch but it's pretty enjoyable now imo. Plus there haven't been any good mmos released since GW2.
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>Are you running short on healing herbs? Oh yes!
>Are you running short on healing herbs? Oh yes!
>Are you running short on healing herbs? Oh yes!

Quality quests.
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>>163727047
is eyeliner meant to draw in eyebrows
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Just realized, Inquisitor's headquarter, Haven is the same Haven from Dragon Age Origins where you go to search for Ashes of Andraste to cure Arl Eamon. The disciples were killed by Hero of Ferelden.
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>>163727808
The final fight takes place in the Temple of the Sacred Ashes itself too
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>>163727268
It can be.. but it looks like they took a sharpie and went to town.
>>163727808
Yep, that's why it's there for us. Wasn't the enclave held in the temple?
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>>163707475
Y-you too.
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Flemeth is Andraste.
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>>163728301
hehehe... nope!
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>>163727808
now if only Bioware had bothered to make it look like how Haven actually looked in Origins
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>>163728551
Redcliffe Village also looks different in Inquisition.
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Most annoying people in the thread:
>Solaswives
>Witcher shills
>/meg/ refugees
>normies

OK-list
>mr. sword
>liara-anon
>normal waifufags who don't seek attention (Tulpa included)
>people who is currently playing DA and posting results
>creativefriends
>suddenly game/lore discussions fags
>kurwas, rpgs, obsidian, got, etc. fags (no ov*rw*tch allowed)
>autismos
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DA4 WHEN?
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>>163729064
Her nostril looks kinda borked here.
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Night /bwg/.
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>>163728741
Literally everyone here is a normie. Even me. You need to go back.
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>>163729841
It's copypasta. You need to sleep too.
Bed time.
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my ass
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I get really attached to the characters in Bioware games and then I feel bad if they die or get forgotten in the next game.
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>>163731871
It's mine now
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>>163732803
Back. Off.
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>>163712894
Not if you're told your worth is to be a slave and toil for your master. Sounds like you fell for the propaganda like a chump
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Solas reminds me of my hight school geography teacher who was a predator
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>>163627735
Stay on Taris you lil bitch
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>>163728741
>removing serafags from your patented most annoying list
It warms my heart to see you're becoming more accepting of your fellow autists, da'len :3
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>>163736496
Yeah he definitely gives off a rapist vibe.

Like I bet solas kidnapps elf children and forces them to sleep nude in the same bed as him. Like what ghandi did.
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>>163707475
>>163736496
>>163737305
You sure think about pedophilia a lot, anon(s). I wonder if that says something about you.
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>>163737526
You sure defend child rapists a lot, anon. I wonder if that says something about you.
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>>163737526
I honestly think solas looks like a pedophile
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>>163737578
I'm not the one making baseless assumptions and fixating on them so hard I must post them several times.
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>>163737709
kill yourself you pathetic bitch
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>>163737709
I'm pretty sure those are all different people.

I made one of those posts but not the other 2.

Lots of people think solas looks like a pedophile
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Is there a creature more pathetic and obnoxious than a solaswife?
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>>163737196
You're honestly the worst poster here at the moment

The general would improve significantly if you killed yourself
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>>163737673
What make you think that?
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>>163737861

>whiteknightling a castrated child rapist because nobody else would fuck her sand filled cunt

Nope
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>>163737958
bald head
beady little eyes
creepy voice
lanky body
belief that everything he does is right
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The Dawn will never come
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>>163698767
>looking for this edit
>see all my beautiful old shitposts
I miss my vhenan ;_;
>>163738112
The only actual pedo I've met irl was fat, had a high pitched voice, and acted like a socially incompetent autist, so I guess my mental image of a child rapist is a bit different.
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>>163738330
Kill yourself
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>>163738293
:3
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>elf cancer
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>>163738293
Not with a face like that

>>163738330
Oh well the one pedo I knew was a bald, beady eyed, mam with a nasaly voice and overconfidence stemming from nihilism.

So I'm biased too.
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Leliana really wants it.
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I'm going to ask this here and in the ME gen

Did BioWare or Microsoft take the Mass Effect Trilogy off the Xbox 360 Marketplace can anyone confirm this I'm trying to look for it and I can't find anything about it I want to play it on xbone
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>having to manually hide all these elf cancer posts

Hope it'll end soon
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>>163738604
You know what is better than one elf?
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/dag/ is so nice today.
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I'm currently playing as a casteless dwarf for the first time and Im having a hard time choosing wholl be the next king.

Which King would benefit my family? and golems or no golems?
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>>163738687
Low-res mountains?
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>>163738704
Definitely not Bhelen. And yes Golems are cool.
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>>163738704
Dude, your sister is kind of married to Bhelen.
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>>163738747
No, Depth of Field.
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>>163738687
No elves?

>>163738750
Why not bhelen? I've always chosen him before in my other playthroughs, I don't care about spoilers.

Also should I kill shale? Or just not taker her to the deep roads?
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>>163738813
So does that mean I SHOULD kill him?
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Solas and his hambeast fangirls are literally the worst things to happen to DA
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>>163739376
I completely agree, I've never hated any other character in da as much as him.

And not cause he's a good villain, but because he's a stupid little shit who I could snap in half like a twig, and he ruined elves like how all of DA2 ruined mages.

plus all his fans land whale tumblr fans completely ignoring his genocidal fantasies drives me crazy.
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>>163739547
His fangirls also ruined /dag/ with their cancer because nobody wants to post together with fat tumblr whores
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I think the main-quests are the only thing DA:I does better than Origins.
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Solaswives are even more cancerous than talifags, at least they aren't obese sjws
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>>163739637
No way. Inquisition has almost no replay-ability. the templard or mages quest in DAI is the only one i agree is better than origins quests

>>163739774
Talifags are obese though
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>>163739547
>plus all his fans land whale tumblr fans completely ignoring his genocidal fantasies drives me crazy.
"If you aren't willing to kill for it, how important can it be?"
-Chris Avellone-sama
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>>163739889
fuck off already
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>>163737709
It's not an assumption say that Solas looks like a pedophile nor that Solaswives are despicable nearly to the degree of child rapists. The only assumption was made by the last anon who is not the same poster as the other two.
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>>163739889
>>163739926
He's a god damn unapologetic genocidal maniac.
ans hes the ugliest romanceable male In the entire series

What the fuck is his appeal?
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>>163739934
>trying to reason with an illiterate retard from a 3rd world country
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>>163738598
Please anyone?
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>>163740003
I don't know anon, it must be my despicable child-raping personality that's skewing my perception of him. Us fat sjw's from 3rd world countries have low standards.
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>>163740094

Kill yourself
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>>163738485
How would nihilism make you confident?
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>>163740094
>TRIGGERED
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>>163740113
He never cared about what he said.
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even kieranfags are less repulsive than solaswives
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>>163696675
>you will never EVER have a dwarf husbando to fatten up

WHY LIVE
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I want Hawk to Paralyze me with her Cone of Cold and fuck me infront of Corypheus.
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>>163740223
>kieranfags
That's a thing?

>>163740248
femhawke is hot as hell, I'd play as her but I hate the VA. the voice didn't fit the face
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>>163740248
even if she was real she would think you were a creep
>>
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>>163740241
speaking of, are there ANY body mod options for male characters?
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>>163740008
>ywn see Putin nuke yuropoors to hell
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>>163740452
I don't care what people say, I like Liara.
I found her breathy voice sexy as hell.

But I always chose Jack instead. Ever since I romanced Morrigan for the first time 8 years ago Ive been a sucker for brunettes.
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How to make /dag/ less cancerous:
>filter asunderchan's trip
>filter ":3"
>filter "Solas"
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What to do next? I have only explored Hinterlands and Storm Coast.
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>>163740603
/dag/'s landwhales hate Liara because they're jelaous
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>>163740628
:3 poster is fine.
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>>163740641
You should probably find the war room and the blacksmith
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I will behead Solas and make a lamp from his skull.
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>>163740603
Shit taste.
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>>163740707
It's just me though :3
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>>163740808
kill yourself you retarded attention whore
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>>163740793
Tali's nice, but I just can't get past the fact that her entire race is basically the bubble boy
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>>163740885
:3
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>>163740628
>filtering anything in hope to make the place better in your opinion
My sides.
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>>163741057
>it's been more than two years already and /dag/nas still can't live with each other
Pathetic.
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>>163741114
We wouldn't be having these arguments if all the hambeasts fucked off
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>Wife's son walks in
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>>163741168
asunderchan created /dag/ and is one of the few posters who actually talks about the games in-depth. Idiots from /meg/ who don't even like Dragon Age and do nothing but whine are the actual problem.
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:3
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>>163740212
That's not confidence that's just apathy
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>>163740241
Find short, pudgy Englishman with plenty of body and facial hair that swears a lot and you can fatten him up
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>>163740752
I'd rather slowly tear off his balls and put them in a jar that he must pray to everyday from his cage.
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>>163741402
Fuck off to tumblr if you want your safe space so much.

Or better yet, get a saw and slice your wrists. I doubt a regular knife would do the job with all the lard.
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I just want to discuss DA without seeing repulsive dogfucking landwhales post about their pathetic lives, is that too much to ask?
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>>163743486
Fuck off to tumblr if you want your safe space so much :^)
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Goodnight /dsg/
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>>163743313
You only need a saw for cutting through hard objects like ossified bones. A sharp knife will cut through fat just fine.
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>>163743486
Just discuss DA as you want and ignore them. That said I haven't seen any discussion of DA here recently besides randomly mentioning characters.
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>>163744051
That's because the landwhales have chased away all the intelligent posters
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>>163743792
kys, fatass
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Can you imagine how absolutely pathetic and unfuckable a woman have to be in order to post in /dag/?
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>>163744587
Now, now
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>>163744587
I bet our solaswife never showers because schlicking to Solas fanfics and eating all day take up all her time
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What on earth is going on in here?

>>163740603
Jack's always been my favorite ME2fu desu

Biotics a best
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>>163744839
Double shitposting aka kindergarten.
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>>163744839
Triggered PMSing landwhales shitting /dag/ up.
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>>163744051
I made several long posts about Solas, Morrigan and Leliana earlier in the thread, but you have to start a discussion yourself because /dag/ oldfags have already exhausted most topics at this point.
>>163744680
I'm too enlightened by my own intelligence to read fanfiction.
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Leliana - Emmanuel Levinas
>Faith is not a question of the existence or non-existence of God. It is believing that love without reward is valuable
Cassandra - Immanuel Kant
>Two things awe me most the starry sky above me and the moral law within me
Vivienne - Michel Foucault
>But the guilty person is only one of the targets of punishment. For punishment is directed above all at others, at all the potentially guilty
Solas - Jean-Paul Sartre
>Hell is other people
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Your waifu being weirded out by your kyphosis
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>>163746138
Yen understands, she would be a hunchback too if it wasn't for her magic.
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Holy shit Forbidden Oasis is boring.
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>In Redcliffe for the mages
>Select option to make them allies
>Inquisitor proceeds to yell "WE WOULD BE HONORED TO MAKE YOU ALLIES OF THE INQUISITION"
There are like 5 people in the room, no fucking need to yell at the top of your lungs
>>
>>163746416
>CASSANDRA GREATLY DISAPPROVES
>>
>Solas is an actual god
>Doesn't just enter god form and kill Corypheus
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I wish every DA:I companion was killable.
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>>163746668
Fuck off faggot,

DA I > trash > DA1 > shit > DA2
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>>163746705
>DA1
Holy shit how new are you
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>>163746705
You probably think Inquisition is the best game purely because the graphics are the best.
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>>163746720
Origin, whatever, I remember playing it for like 10 minutes before uninstalling from boredom.
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>>163746770
>>163573767
Hmm....
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Will we see them in Dragon Age 4? If they introduce a new protagonist.
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>>163746981
Please no more Cullen.
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>>163746972
Argument still stands.
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>>163746658
Solas was severely weakened from his prolonged hibernation. He only regained his god-like powerlevel after absorbing Mythal's powers.
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Wish we could have been allowed to watch Blackwall hang.
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>>163747430
Shut the fuck up.
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>>163746981
Cullen will be around for sure, possibly Josephine as well. Leliana and Cassandra will not since they can be made Divine and Bioware will refuse to use them since some people might miss out on something.
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>>163746981
Ì hope they all die
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>Barkspawn is jealous when you kiss Morrigan
What does it mean?
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>>163747662

Wat
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>>163747712
That he'll be all up in Morrigan's ass after you leave and doesn't want sloppy seconds
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>>163747752
Why can't I just double team her with my dog bro?
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>>163747830
Because unlike you, Morrigan isn't a degenerate.
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>>163747830
Because your dog assumed you had taste and went with Leliana
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>>163747874
Seriously, delete this.
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>>163747480
He does deserve it, though
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>>163748397
Because of his guilt, Thom has accomplished more good than many templars who consider themselves to be morally incorruptible. Condemning him to death for something he has already atoned for smacks of misguided self-righteousness.
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>>163738693
/dag/ needs to be hosed down and everyone separated.
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>>163739376
>>163739547
>>163739635
Your whining about them is like listening to boys in primary school screech about cooties. Your mothers should hit you in front of your friends and take away your every outlet to technology, then give all of us a formal apology.
>>163740089
They didn't have but one of the dlc for DAI out on last gen consoles, so I highly doubt it. I'm surprised they're still making games for last gen at all.
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>>163749729
I'm just looking for the digital version of the Mass Effect Trilogy and when I look it up the PlayStation 3 still has a digital version it's like since they made Mass Effect 1-3 backwards compatible they took the trilogy off the market so they can get more money
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>>163747539
No, just let the man be free from this series before they start adding more pc pandering shit. He got to leave the Inquisition, let him retire with his dog in peace.. or die in an alleyway, for the soulless creatures that kept him on lyrium.
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>>163750013
>for the soulless creatures that kept him on lyrium

tfw can't romance him and keep him on lyrium
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>>163749729
Is it a school vacation or something? /dag/ isn't usually this full of vitriolic newfags.
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>>163750116
>can't actually replace him with Barris or someone else when the cold turkey angst starts
Come the fuck on, Bioware.
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Could I beat ToB as a fallen paladin(on purpose)? Would like to play as a lawful good through SoA and then intentionally change alignment in Hell(which I presume would automatically turn me into a fallen paladin).

All for RP purposes, of course.
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>>163750865
Solo - maybe. With a party - definitely.
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>>163750116
So you found a mod where you can still have him as an LI with a male inquisitor, but couldn't find one where you can still romance him on lyrium?
>>163750650
In short, yes. Until mid January for some places, I think. Isn't Australia on Summer Break too?
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>>163751209
As far as I am aware, there isn't one. I didn't know I'd need one either, actually, it was a detail I completely forgot about until I accidentally 'spoiled' myself looking something up shortly after starting. I'll just have to handwave it, although it does make me long for the rivalmance system in DA2.
>>
I want to hold hands with __________
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>>163751472
He wouldn't have been affected by the approval/rival system though. Nor Josephine.
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>>163747870
It's only degenerate if animals get forced to do it.
>>163747874
First off, redheads are the worst. Second, it would make no sense for him to be jealous then.
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>>163752368
Animals can't consent, and no.. implied consent doesn't count. Children can't consent.. Period.
Just fucking stop. Take a few steps back and review what you type before hitting 'Post'.
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>>163752286
That is a good point. Again, not a feature of which I am a fan. There's dedicated professionalism, and then there's the impression of brushing off any decision the Inquisitor has ever made.

I just want to make him suffer, is that really too much to ask?
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>>163751209
I'm not from Australia, I wouldn't know.
>>163751615
Solas.
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>>163752635
>multi-paragraph post about how landwhales/cucks/some other vaguely defined group of posters is killing /dag/ and belongs in tumblr/reddit
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:3
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>>163758369
Why is her right earlobe different from her left
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>>163760234
Yours are probably different too
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>>163760829
Maybe slight differences, but hers look completely different. She's still
C U T E
U
T
E
though
>>
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It's 2016 and the banter still doesn't work properly. Why this.

>no fast-travel on the map (war table only)
>regularly mix up party
>spend a lot of time out of combat
>get maybe 1 (one) banter in a 3+ hour pt even with mod installed
>>
uwu
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>>163766396
I manually made the banters fire with cheat engine the last time I played DA:I just to get the Adoribull stuff. Terrible.
>>
>>163766945
why would you do that to yourself
>>
>>163768362
Because I don't like missing extra content.
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>>163768635
Solas looking like a goblin
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>Dragon Age 4
>You play as the Warden again
>The game starts by showing a character in shadows finding a mysterious pool of Red Lyrium, deep in the Deep Roads near Tevinter
>Morrigan back in the Witch Hunt dlc told you that this it the thing that would cure the Calling
>Warden jumps/drinks from the pool and his body disintegrates and reforms
>Character Creation
>Some new powers through Red Lyrium
>The pool then disappears, some Magister Lord rises that indoctrinates all of Tevinter

Thoughts?
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>>163770396
>red lyrium superpowers
>bringing back a protagonist I usually kill in DA:O
I'd prefer to play an average citizen of Tevinter this time.
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>>163771229
>I want DA2 again
kys
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>>163771284
>I'm triggered by opinions
nkys
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>>163770396
What if the Warden died
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>>163771452
Orlesian Warden
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>>163770396
Sounds like the plot of a really lame fanfic.
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>>163771229
>Red Lyrium superpowers

Yeah why not? It is such a mysterious thing, would be perfect to make the Warden strong and able to compete with the Ancient Magister Lords.

>bringing back a protagonist I usually kill in DA:O
Only one of the endings is canon. You do realize even if your Warden dies you can still play the Awakening expansion and Witch Hunt dlc?
>>
>>163771452
resurrected by blood mage rebel wardens
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>>163770396
Not enough gay shit for a DA4 story intro
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>>163771632
Why the hell would I want to play a 40-50 year old literally who?
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>tfw forced this piece of shit and the grey wardens off my land
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>>163771781
He was 19-20 in Origins. 30 at the end of Inquisition.
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>>163771852
The Orlesian warden is presumably already a veteran in Awakening.
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>>163771781
lots of people had no problem playing as a gray haired 104 year old witcher

>>163771817
ive never done that but it's understandable, blackwall was an impostor and the wardens had been corrupted

>>163771896
stop forcing the frog warden on us.
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>>163771896
>Orlesian Warden

Who? We are talking about HoF.
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>>163771817
>mfw
>>163771928
I'm not forcing them, I think bringing the warden back in general is a shit idea.
>>163771989
Can you follow a conversation?
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>>163771928

>blackwall was an impostor
HOL UP

In none of my saves throughout this game has this come up. What's the story?
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>>163772068
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>>163771781
Why would you want to play a younger literallywho like in any other game so far?
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>>163772064
>in general is a shit idea.
well its a better idea than a former tervinter slave for some reason fighting solas.

>>163772068
you serious?
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>>163772064
>I'm not forcing them, I think bringing the warden back in general is a shit idea.

They are literally the most important people in Dragon Age universe. They are related to the Old Gods and Archdemons, Darkspawn that came out of Black City, blights, Ancient Magister Lords that can mimic the calling to control them, etc.

I would prefer HoF over a random 'chosen one' anyday.
>>
>>163772068
Blackwall isn't Blackwall
Solas is an elven god
Vivienne is actually a good friend and not a scheming bitch
>>
>>163772227
>>163772263

Blackwall just screams "I'm a depressed piece of shit, don't talk to me", so I never do. Generally I just kick him off the inquisition early.
>>
>>163772435
then why do you even recruit him?
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>>163772507

The first impression of him is good, just not everything else.
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>>163772435
He's actually one of the most loyal and devoted companions. He also cheers up considerably after you deal with his issue.
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>>163772435
>missing out on top-tier companion + some of the best banters
>>
>>163772618

I'll see if I can pull through with that the next time I play this game. Though I could edit my save and change the flags so that he's still in the game and see the quest for myself.

>>163772907

Dorian and Blackwall banter was the only redeeming part of him.
>>
>>163772618
>>163772907
I liked blackwall, his story is kind of built for a romance, but I never play as women in da.

I liked hearing his VA in W3 though
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>>163773104
I just watched his romance on youtube yesterday and he just acts like some sort of depressed female Morrigan all the time (we can't do this m'lady! you have to dump me!). He also fucking dies if you let him follow his dream of becoming a real warden.
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>>163773294
*male Morrigan
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>>163773527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG2677ew0T0
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>>163773294
well yeah i think he was designed for females players.
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>You will never play Origins for the first time again
>You'll never meet Alistair and Duncan
>You'll never get rescued by Flemeth and meet Morrigan
>You'll never reach Lothering and recruit Leliana from the chantry
>You'll never let Sten get out of his cage
>You''ll never explore the wonders of Lothering, Denerim, Orzammar, Brecilian Forest, Mage Tower, Haven Village and Redcliffe
>You'll never beat Zevran's ass and recruit him
>You'll never recruit Wynne, Golem and Oghren
>You'll never pet your Dog
>You'll never kill Flemeth and kiss Morrigan
>You'll never buy Schmooples and kiss Leliana
>You'll never get engaged in gay-relationship with Alistair
>You will never unite King Alistair and Anora
>You'll never let Loghain kill the Archdemon
>You'll never get famed as the Hero of Ferelden
>You'll never continue your journey with the redhead bard Leliana, after beating the Mother and talking with Architect
>You'll never say goodbye to Morrigan near the Eluvian
>You'll never open her gift
>You'll never find the cure to the calling
>You'll never play Origins for the first time again
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>>163777065
playing DAO for the first time in years is good too. takes me back to when i was 12 and Morrigan was my first crush
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>>163773527

>Morrigan will never materialize in your room and have a heart to heart with you where she becomes overwhelmed by her feelings and slaps you with her soft hand so hard that you step back and trip over a cable in your room and fall to the floor after which she lies down next to you and gives you a nice kiss even though she just noticed that the cable you tripped over is the usb cord that connects a controller to your ps4, which, in fact, has no games
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>>163778659
fuckin A, man
>>
>>163778659
>"slaps you with her soft hand"
>not wanting her to stonefist your face so hard you puke teeth
Romance is dead in /dag/.
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>>163777065
>>You'll never reach Lothering and recruit Leliana from the chantry
>>You'll never let Sten get out of his cage
>did neither of these things in the first shot at Origins
>>
>>163779078
>that pic

damn as soon as i realized being a dick to sten makes him like you it made getting his personal quest a lot easier.
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>>163748724
That's just specious reasoning, he himself knows he deserves it and cannot rightfully atone for his transgressions. Atonement is as much for oneself as for others, thus if it fails for him then he has not atoned.
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>>163777065
Man I can't say the same things for Inquisition. DA:O was so memorable. I only have memories of herb picking in Inquisition.
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>>163779703
it's weird no replayable DAO is. i played DAO from start to finish and all dlc like 5 times. and i still remember everything even a year after having last played it.

when im playing DA2 i always find myself saying "oh right then this happens"

and DAI is like "great now i have to do this fucking thing"
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>>163780059
>it's weird no replayable DAO is
idk why i put "no"
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>>163780059
Is there any hope left for modern Bioware?
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>>163780572
nope, Andromeda will be inquisition in space. hopefully Andromeda wont get any sequels
>>
>screaming autistic children in my house 24 hours a day
Having relatives over is like browsing /dag/ on a bad day
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>>163780864
kill them anon.
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>>163780956
yeah kill em, then say it was a blood mage who did it.
>>
>>163780864
Overwhelm them with the sheer force of your own autism. While they're stunned from your display, absorb theirs to become a turboautist.
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>>163781778
This is probably the best thing I've read today.
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>>163781778
Betrayer...
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>>163780864

>tfw my niece doesn't know what a dab is
Who is the child here?
>>
>>163788180
>tfw my niece doesn't know what a dab is
the fuck's a dab? is it slang for weed?
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>>163772391
>HoF
>most important person in the DA universe

At this point of the story, that person is clearly the Inquisitor, anon. The HoF doesn't know actual shit about the Blight and darkspawn just like all the rest of the Grey Wardens (they even admit so in their letter). They just followed blindly what other people told them and don't have the same ties the Inquisitor has. Also, the Taint is probably fucking with their mind after ten years (fourteen if you count the entirety of Inquisition + the Trespasser time skip)

The Inquisitor, on the other hand, entered a Titan and witnessed its awakening after discovering what lyrium truly is. They discovered the real identity of Corypheus and dealed with him. Entered the raw Fade. Discovered the truth about the elven gods. Collected info about the Qunari and the Qunari themselves started the war because of the Inquisitor and the Inquisition.

One of their companions was Fen'Harel and they are the only one who knows what he wants to do and last spoke to him after using his Veil-fixing power for years. Even if they disbanded the Inquisition, they can still fight, recruit people, and run less risks of internal corruption. The Inquisitor is the only logical choice, especially since Weekes told the solaswives that the Solas romance will find a good closure (and how can they do that if the Inquisitor isn't the protagonist again? They don't work as a NPC)
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>>163785990
W-what?
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>>163789139
The story of Inquisitor is over. He disbanded Inquisition, lost his mark and arm. He is literally a peasant now. He will be an adviser in the next game.

As for Solas, he will go towards Tevinter Imperium next.
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>>163728301
desu probably would've been a more interesting reveal if she was. Instead it's looking to be elves did everything and what came after was just misinterpretations.
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>>163788387

It's a stupid dance move very popular in maymay culture.
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>>163788387
Originally, yeah, a dab is basically condensed THC. It's like a ball of wax, you have to smoke it from a pipe or a bong or something like that.

Now it's also some shitty dance move.
>>
>>163793992
>>163794453
Fucking what?
I thought it was a slang term of measurement. Why are you talking to your nieces/nephews about this?
>>
SUMWHAN

HALP ME
>>
Hello?
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I want to kiss Leliana.
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>>163802145
I want a demon wearing Leliana's skin to kiss me!
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>>163802145
I want to spit in her mouth and piss on her face
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>>163802921
Kindly kys.
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>>163803102
Not before I shit down her throat
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>>163803395
Hope you have good aim and better tranquilizers, you fuckin' weirdo.
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MAKE /DSG/ GREAT AGAIN.
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>>163806482
/DAG/*
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>wake up Christmas Morning
>see this

what do you do?
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>>163809176
Wonder when I got a proper bed
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>>163809176
Throw shit at him and call the cops.
>>
>>163811017
like actual shit?
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>>163809176
ask him how he managed to lose all that weight
>>
>>163809176
c in his b
>>
Has anyone had the problem where DAO ultimate edition launcher keeps looping?

I got it on steam btw
>>
Finally some interesting place.
>>
>>163815472
That's one of the better areas in the game. It's funny too since it's kinda the least open world.
>>
I... I think... NO! I AM getting off on getting fatter!!
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>>163816902
same
>>
>>163772395
>Vivienne is actually a good friend and not a scheming bitch
Why do so many people hate her? I get she's very arrogant, and just as ambitious, but she's still a nice person.

She offers advice on how the Inquisitor should present himself, her quest is the least "help me I'm pathetic and useless", she gives you the present that circles gave to respected outsiders, AND she gives you a free spa day.

I don't like the VA's acting work but she's good at voice acting
>>
>>163817349
>>163816902
Y'all niggas r nasty
>>
>>163817516
I want to fuck that chocolate bitch until she can't walk so I can't say I hate her...
>>
>>163817763
Same, I'd never say it in public, but I love black women that look like Vivienne.
>>
>>163817516
I think a lot of people hear her initial chat as some sort of uncle tom shit, which puts them off from talking to her more (and seeing that she's actually pretty dope).
>>
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3992527/chapters/8965060
>>
>/dag/ males
http://m.imgur.com/NZGsDnI
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>>163818223
>no body hair

I got my dick out for nothing...
>>
>>163817616
no bully pls
>>
https://68.media.tumblr.com/254055d010be55800f3d9f7c201fb50e/tumblr_oiq56rkPL01w0hhvao1_1280.jpg
>/dag/ males
>>
>>163818950
you should feel bad for having a disgusting fetish
>>
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>>163819671
Thank you
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Stayin alive with edgy tattooed Morrigan
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>>163821691
And now actual Morrigan
>>
>>163819751
aren't all fetishes disgusting?
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>>163821691
:3
>ruining a perfectly fine bald head with hair
BioWhy.
>>
>>163822090
Emphasizes dat perfect bone structure
>>
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>>163822090
I loved Jack both with, and without hair. I love her new look in me3, but I thought she looked beautiful already.
>>
Dumat vs HoF when?
>>
>>163822038
I wouldn't say so. but I would agree that some are DEFINITELY worse than others.
>>
Why can't you romance Jack as femshep? Jack's bi, after all
>>
>>163823007
>Jack's bi, after all
no she's not.

but seriously can you blame her for not wanting to fuck the space hag?
>>
>>163823007
Male Shepard has a healing dick, femshep's plague-ridden vagina is brimming with despair and death.
>>
>>163823158
No wonder Femshep is a dyke
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>>163824557
Femshep isn't real
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>>163825385
Thank God.
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>>163825385
neither is mshep
>>
>>163825691
Wrong
>>
>>163825691
Yeah that's wrong brah, that pic ain't cgi
>>
>>163822559
That's impossible, one's dead and the other might be dead
>>
>>163825923
>Implying Solas won't revive the remaining 5
Ancient Magister Lords that invaded the Black City
>Implying they won't resurrect Dumat
>Implying the cured HoF and Architect won't stop them
>>
>>163826292
I killed the architect.

after all the only good magister is a dead magister

I really hope they stop including ancient magisters though, that shit is getting old.
>>
>>163826645
>I killed the architect.

Die.
>>
Are they curing the Calling after all?
>>
>>163826689
He shouldn'tve stole my shit and caused my game to bug which deleted all my equipment.

>>163826702
Doubt it. if they did they'd have to bring back the warden which they never will
>>
>>163826645
The remaining Ancient Magister Lords are apparently trapped in the Black City. We'll see what is Solas' real intention.
>>
>>163826917
I bet in da4 we find out solas is actually the maker, he personally kills all the. Magisters, he fucked andraste and cucks the warden too.

Bioware would give the special little snowflake of dragon age no less.
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>>163826689
>implying archie can die
He didn't even fade away.
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Dragon Age 4 teaser @E3 2017. Release spring 2018.
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For the wretched of the earth there is a flame that never dies. Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
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Notice anything?
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>>163830018
Where's Thom? Where's Thom?
>>
>>163830018
Where is my waifu Leliana?
>>
>>163830018
Less bitchiness at that table. Can't tell who's missing, DAI characters are pretty forgettable
>>
>>163830018

#1 bitch isn't there.
>>
Ah Deep Roads..Orzammar..unironically my favourite part of Dragon Age Origins.
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:3
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>>163832029
>unironically my favourite part
You meet all kinds of people online
>>
>>163832029

I agree. I actually liked Orzammar and the Deep Roads in Origins.
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>finished the last guardian
>crying more than 20 minutes already
Sumwan, hold me
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Why people hate her again?
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>>163832184
Didn't it get cancelled years ago?
>>
>>163832294
What rock have you lived under? It came out like weeks ago.
>>
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>>163832294
It's out already, mate.
>>
>>163832352
I don't follow PS4 exclusive news because I don't have a PS4.
>>
>>163832440
>Pee Cee gaming
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>>163832507
Console plebs can't even use the beautiful Long Haired Prince Cullen mod.
>>
>>163832603

PC master race wins again
>>
New thread before New Year

>>163832683
>>163832683
>>163832683
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