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Christmas Celebration edition
Previous thread >>163591283

MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2

NEW MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA GAMEPLAY TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIzH6UcoW4 [Open]

Andromeda information: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/otXGqU4LBEI

ITT:
>Christmas cheer /meg/ style
>salted hot chocolate
>drunken waifu cuddling
>drunken brethren fighting163591283
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Best waifu
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Merry Christmas, /meg/
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Ho
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>>163686350
>>salted hot chocolate

Oooh, yes.

>>163686568

I like Miranda's latex suit, but Ashley looks a bit weird, and she's way too pale.
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Merry Christmas from /bwg/.
May you eat your fill of Christmas goodies and get too stuffed to move.
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>>163686350

Celebrating Christmas on a space station? Buying your'e waifu something from the gift shop because you've been there for weeks?
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>>163686878
kill yourself
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>>163686665
Merry Christmas and death to all gypsylovers!
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>>163687005
Fuck off and kill yourself
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Merry Christmas!
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>>163686350

Will this thread be equally cancerous?
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Claiming thread for best girl.
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>>163687184
Depends on the talifags really
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>>163687184
Not if we don't make it
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=xPDeQVeqijQ
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>>163687229
>literally does the same thing
>blames other waifufags
>inb4 newfag
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>>163687229
Yeah just on them, nobody else, has been making this the worst general on vg as if late

You fucking twat
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>>163687332
Exactly
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Well it already looks like this thread will be shit too.

See you guys in 12 hours when the retarded americans are asleep.
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What platform has the least dead multiplayer?
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>>163687286

Snappier sounds would be nice. Battlefield 3 and 4 (maybe Battlefield 1, too, I haven't played it) had some really good sounds.
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>>163687524
PC, no contest.
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>>163687312
>STILL doesn't get it
he doesn't even like Kaidan.
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>>163687626
Who gives a fuck. Still it's talifagsV2, flooding the thread for his autistic reasons
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Can we post cool sci-fi stuff instead of cancer?
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>TRIGGERED
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A part of me still wonder why the hell a spec ops force like N7 would produce their own brand of clothing.

Even if they look super sharp.
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>>163687974
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>>163687854
Great, we've got two kaidanfags now

Thanks gypsies!
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>>163688085
Propaganda?
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>>163687823
Sure.
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>>163688093
At least gypsies post festive-version of their stuff to fit the theme.
Give me Christmas-themed Kaidanfags and I wouldn't mind it so much, damnit.
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>>163688085
Do we ever even see the N7 logo worn by anyone but Shepard?
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godspeed, Kaidanposter
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>>163688141
Why would the SAS / Navy Seals / Spetnaz / GIGN have to use propaganda buy making their own brand of designer clothes ?
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Doc. U still remains as best waifu

don't even care anymore that the janitor will remove this
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>>163688165

What is that, an ocean platform?
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>>163688385
This is true
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>>163688280
Yes, all of the N7 multiplayer classes.
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>>163688085

It's very simple, bud. Bioware uses it to sell merchandise. That's it. There's not in-universe reason, it's just so they can sell more shirts and cups.

Identifying yourself as a special forces operator out if the field is the last thing you want to do, right after showing the enemy that you're an officer.
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>>163688385
damn
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>>163688296
THANK YOU KAIDAN
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>>163687543
I love it.
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>>163688393
Looks like it.
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>>163688513
Guess when everyone and their mother recognize the Commander in ME, Shepard must be blasé enough that he/she'd wear the N7 hoodie just to see how little he/she cares about his "Top-secret" Spectre identity.
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>>163688645
Leviathan's final shootout on the sunken wreck was a really nice setting. Make me wish we had more water-based world to explore.
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>>163688787
I wouldn't mind an ocean world or two in Andromeda.
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Fuck I forgot the picture.
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Merry Christmas /meg/!
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>>163688931
So far we know there will be a desert planet, a snow planet and a volcanic magma-land planet. That and the temperate one we could see on the action trailer.

I still remember seeing a scene in the leaked footage (where a Krogan let a guy fall down his death) that was set during a heavy rainstorm. Hopefully we will find some kind of outpost / base to explore that is set on a ocean planet.
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>>163689221
>no third toe

Dammit Garrus, Tali is still in Shepard's room, that's another cosplaying trap.
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>>163688787

That'd be really awesome. I wish we'd get an ocean platform with other visible platforms further out.

>>163689203

I really wish we get more rain, in general. The atmosphere of exiting on Pragia was very cool, but you enter the complex after five seconds. Pretty much the same thing during Arrival.
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Can both of you cunts PLEASE stop posting?
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Pic related is one of my favorite fan-concept. Probably would take way too much time having to rig and make new assets for each individual head, but I would still have liked it to see more genetic diversity with the Asari.

I can't tell them apart, they all look the same !
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>>163689638
This doesn't make any sense though, asari don't actually take on traits of other species. They essentially reproduce asexually.
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>>163689638

I think changing them depending on the species of the father is a bit much, but I'd love to see 'races' of sub-species among the asari.
Longer and softer headtails, headtails around the ear that hang downwards, differently shaped headtails, etc.
It'd not only look cool, but would add (I think) some much needed depth to the asari.
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>>163689869
*races OR sub-species
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Anons is there a way to filter anyone posting with an image? I'm tired of these autistic fucks now
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>>163690053

I don't think so, not even with 4chanX. Just words and phrases, unfortunately.
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>>163690053
How new
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>>163689864
That's what I found a little lacking with how Asari mating is handled in ME. There was potential in making able to be as varied and etchnically-diverse as the human.

>>163689869
I remember that after a while I noticed how many Turians had actually different features that changed from individual to individual, and not just scale color or face paint. Pallin and Sparatus have very narrow noses compared to the usual turians, Chellick have big eye-holes and very short "top quills". There was quite a lot of detail put into making turians different from each other thant I didn't see with Krogans, for exemple.

Salarian can get pretty diverse too, but Asari more or less have the same features except for different faces and color.
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When's Andromeda being released? I'm still holding out hope that they'll have a physical Deluxe edition for the PC and not just consoles, otherwise i'm gonna have to just go with the Digital Deluxe on origin
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>>163690329
Hang yourself, Happy Merchant.
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>>163690329
Jesus Christ kill yourself seriously
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>>163690474
>>163690482

no, now answer the question
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>>163690185

Yeah, that was very nice, and shows some thought into differentiating the designs.
I don't have the image, but the salarians have the same thing. Apparent size of the eyes (might just be the lids), width of the eyes and face, length of the face and jaw, size of the head things, etc.

It's really strange that the asari never got anything like that. The krogan did get something very small like that, I think I've seen differing lengths of the scalp plate, plus Grunt not-yet-fused plate.
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>>163690329

March next year, unless they delay it, is the current date.
I'm absolutely certain they'll release a deluxe edition for PC, it doesn't make sense NOT to. Neither does the whole forced localisation that some people have gone on about.
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I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the friends who posted Tali in this and previous thread.
I saved a few images I didn't previously have.

Merry Christmas to all of you! Don't let the grinch bring you down.
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>>163686527
Merry Christmas anon!
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>>163690773
I'm hoping they do, but when I check amazon the deluxe edition is only available for xbone and ps4 and I only see mentions of a digital deluxe for PC

thanks my dude
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>>163690185
Hey, there's different Asari in MEA

Peebee has hairy eyebrows
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>>163690914
Yeah, i saved few as well, good job guys
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>>163690914
Eat poison for christmas dinner please
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How about some straighdan? This is the only one I've got.
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Waifu dreams anyone?
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>>163691132
Why are you so hateful?
You're giving gay people bad name desu.
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>>163691330
Gay people are faggots

Still better than incestuous stinking xeno gypsies though
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>>163691369
Bless your soul Anon
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>>163691508
You should hug someone close to you. Nobody should be so salty and bitter on Christmas Day.
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STRONK
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New trailer is out for Alien: Covenant.
>https://youtu.be/H0VW6sg50Pk
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>>163692774
Terrible trailer but still hoping the film will be good
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>>163692849

When does this take place? Before or after Prometheus? The robot is still functioning, but it could just be one of many.
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>>163692774
looks fucking stupid, literally the same premise as every single other alien movie ever
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>tfw never having to bump /meg/ any more
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>>163693059
After Prometheus.

A crew finds the robot on a remote planet where his ship landed. So probably the homeplanet of the Engineers where he and Noomi Rapace went to at the end of Prometheus
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>>163693234
What the actual...
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>>163693350
That's pretty hot
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I hope we get to see more cybernetic stuff in Andromeda. They still use neural prosthetics in Mass Effect (the soldier in ME3, Kai Leng's legs, 50% or more of Shepard's body), but we've never really seen it.

Apparently, they can regrow limbs and fix most injuries fairly easily, but I'd still like to see some prosthetic arms or legs. Maybe on someone that couldn't afford the treatment to regrow the arm and the prosthesis was cheaper, or just people that choose prostheses because of practical reasons in the field (stronger, perhaps).
Anything, really.

>tfw no cutscene of a human aug fighting a krogan in hand-to-hand combat
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>>163693234
it's some (literal, actual) autist who makes that shit out of wet toilet paper to cope with his autism as far as I remember.
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>>163693371

Ah. That would explain the weird particulates.
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>>163691516
GAWDAM BUHTEARYANS
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>196 posts
>142 pictures

FUCKING HELL
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Friendly reminder that curing the genophage is a stupid decision and it will bite everyone in the ass later.
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>>163694251
The Krogan deserve it.
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>>163694413
aw that's damn cute
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>>163694413
You can just see the aftersex glow in both of them
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>>163694318
genocide? yeah.
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>>163694672
They deserve the cure
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>>163694739
not on my watch
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>>163694251
Curing genophage is the Right Thing to Do and assuming you're playing the game right and the krogan have their Space Moses along with his waifu, the risk of it backfiring is relatively low.

If you're doing a dickbag run where you deprive krogan of their finest, it is still the right thing to do but also bad for galactic civilization in medium to long term until they can develop or nuke themselves into oblivion.
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>>163694820
I live shit where grinch type characters are forced to celebrate Christmas and in the process learn the meaning of Christmas
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Merry Christmas fellow damned.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmaMfXwlq90
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Can people stop spamming images for 10 fucking minutes?
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>>163695605
It makes me feel better that there are nerds around that like this kind of things and are willing to put effort into them.
That it's not all grim darkness and edginess all around.

Thanks for sharing Anon.
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>>163695727
No.
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>>163695727
You gotta give it a week or two, until winter break is over, then it'll be back to the usual /meg/
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>>163695605
>artist puts an effort into making that image
>kaiden
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>>163696104
That one is genuinely funny
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Last year I was the one spamming the thread with femshep at christmas.
Glad to see the trend has moved on.
Anyway, have a nice christmas you fucking faggots.
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>>163690963
https://youtu.be/BpCc_86yf6s
Engie Brie loves Christmas, too.
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>>163687269
>tfw ywn celebrate your first Christmas with Tali in the Citadel Apartment
>ywn cuddle her and watch Christmas movies
>ywn catch her absentmindedly humming Christmas songs while modifying her Wraith
>ywn engage with her in lewd activities with a Christmas theme
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>>163697046
>jews loving christmas
I bet
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>>163697101
Better kill yourself then
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>>163697101

;___________;
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>>163697101
to never do that is a good feel
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still a lot images to go
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>>163699551
>one third of post limit
>two thirds of image limit

Yeah, nah. 80 images left compared to 500 posts.
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>>163699687
>being mad about people posting Christmas images
>on Christmas
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>>163699797

Most of them aren't Christmas-related images, and spamming is always bad.
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>>163699687
>he can't handle the bantz
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Comfy femshep
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What are the differences between a relationship with a woman in this time and in ME?
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>>163700734
>relationship with a woman

What? As a man or a woman?
Or is this just a /pol/ related question?
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>>163700734
human females leave their cuck men behind for the BAMT.
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>>163700734
Well the only gf I had fucking abandoned me and left for college.

I guess the difference is I can leave meg when I want, and meg can run away from me.
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>>163701390
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>163701572
Why am I banned?
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>>163701390
>and meg can run away from me.

Did you mean "can't"?
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>>163701875
yeah that
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>>163700734
Complexities and depth in her personality, the feel and smell of her hair against your face, warmth of her body, soft genuine giggles.

On the other hand, you miss out on arguments.
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How are aircars handled? Are persons allowed to fly them themselves or are they VI controlled when in cities and such?

Are there air-bikes?
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>>163700734
Why?
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>>163703979
Judging by the chase in LotSB they have manual controls
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>>163704146
It could be both because you see them landing with no one in them sometimes.
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/Meg/, What are your thoughts on your brother /Dag/?
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>>163704146
Maybe Shepard used an override function reserved for law enforcement, and clever hackers.
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>>163704678
Knowing Shep he just pistol whipped the VI and it let him drive
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>>163704678
Think it was liara who brought the car, but I suppose it's possible in either case.

Then there was a citadel chase with kai reng, no? that was also pretty hands on. But it's safe to assume a fairly competent autopilot is a standard feature.
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>>163704638
>/Meg/
>/Dag
My thought is newfags like you should kill themselves.
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>>163705165
go away you toxic and problematic shitlord, it's still 2016.
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>>163705165
You need to go back.
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https://my.mixtape.moe/rwtvgl.png
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>>163705881
>JacksKindaHere

It's all shit.
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http://i.imgur.com/enxgYxV.jpg
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>>163708616
Catholics go to church on Christmas and Christmas eve as well.

The good ones at least
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>>163708616
>implying there is even chance for peace
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>>163707945
>tfw you'll never be behind Liara, eating her ass as she pounds Miranda's quim into oblivion
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Finished Part III of the Human / FemQuar short writefaggotry. As /meg/ asked for it, here is the possible ending to their story.

Hope that you will enjoy the story.

Let me know what you think.
As always, english is not my mother's tongue, so expect sloppy english and bad grammar.

Merry Christmas.
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>>163709253
What is a quim?
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>>163709723

C*nt.
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>>163693740
ive always wanted eat shiala...
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>>163709309
You do God's work, man. merry christmas
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>>163709309
Will certainly read it later, glad to see it. Merry Christmas
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>>163709309
Noice, i'm going to sleep so i will just save it an read it tomorrow but still it's cool of you to deliver.
I just hope they got their happy ending
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>>163709253
Liara is a low-tier waifu
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>>163710031
Where exactly do waifus rank in a teir system?
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>>163708616
Fuck off.

Why would you even respond to that just when things died down. Are you genuinely soft in the head?
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>>163709948
>>163709979
>>163710010

I hope that you will enjoy it.
I wanted to finish the fic in time for christmas, so I hope the ending won't feel too hastily done.
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>>163709309
>gypsies
>interracial fluff
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>>163710341
Nah, twas adorable. And fit the two
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>>163694251
Who cares? Only losers are left in the Milky Way, anyway. Get rekt, lmao
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2016 strikes again. George Michael is dead.

Not a big loss, but goddamn!
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>>163710716
This whole fucking year has been shit right from the start.

I knew it was gonna suck when Lemmy died right before new year's
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>>163710716
Guess this was his last christmas and the sun went down on him

And 2016 was a great year, fuck off with your reddit memes
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Neat
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>>163711362
Same thing happens to me all the time. it was cool the first time but then gets annoying as shit the second
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>>163710869
>>163710716
Please fuck off and take your John Oliver shit with you

>>163711362
Usual Bioware quality, shit like this was especially bad in Inquisition
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>>163711713
>John Oliver
Who?
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>>163711054
>>163711713
Eh, 2016 was pretty objectively shit. That becoming a bad meme doesn't make it false
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>>163709309
You did good, son

enjoy the holy days
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>>163712015
>2016 was pretty objectively shit
>objectivley shit
kys
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>>163712237
Please, try and prove me wrong
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>>163712354
You're mentally challenged, kid. Fuck off.
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>>163712354
He already did, retard.
Go choke on dicks and cry about 2016 like some lunatic on reddit, not here.
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>>163712635
Not refuting my point. Though, I suppose it was a good year for ISIS. So if you consider them people, it might not be objectively shit
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>>163712237
Mark my words, you will look back at this year and contemplate on how gullible you were.
Kinda like Obama supporters in 2008 except with more salt.
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>>163712775
>>163712885
Go away leddit. put a hole in your head and enjoy some leddit memes that way
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>>163712885
>>163712775
>tumblr still crying this hard
You people are so pathetic, holy shit. Can't even keep your crying and whining out of a mass effect general. That's a special kind of sad, fucking hell
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>>163712885
Shills pls leave
Made the mistake of asking ps4 gen for VR game purchases, anyone have suggestions on what I should play first after getting one for christmas?
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>>163712798
I'll post the other two next thread with the other short writefaggotry. I'll be spending time with my family and I don't think I'll have easy access to the fics then. Apologies.
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>>163712885
Mate, do you have any idea how salty you seem right now?
And then you say other people will be salty while you just can't stop the tears from flowing
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>>163712885
Pathetic faggot GTFO
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>>163712885
>ywn be so salty that you still cry about an election result in a mass effect thread months after the elections
Delicious despair
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>holidays were a mistake
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How is the squad banter between Tali and Javik?
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>>163713212
The Resident Evil demo, the EVE thing and I guess Rec Room if that's available for PSVR. There's not much else of worth yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ-Md56jK9Y
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>>163712798
I only have part II, first one got lost somehow
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>>163713439
>>163713291
>>163713254
>>163713110
>>163713095
>w-we won, it's all g-going just as p-planned

Screencap your posts lads so you can find solace in them later
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>>163714470
Fuck off. If you want to cry about how your dear Hillary lost the election go back to tumblr where you came from and get your ass out of /meg/
You're honestly beyond pathetic
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>>163714061
>>163712798

First part got lost because I didn't made it into an image yet, just posted it on /meg/ kind of wildly.
I've made the first part into my usual page layout.

Hope you enjoy the story in all three part.
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Any female drell art? Doesn't have to be lewd, I'm just interested in the speculations of what they look like.
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>>163715483
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>>163715781
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>>163715483
presumably thane's waifu
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>>163715905


>>163715939
you son of a bitch, posting the same shit except smaller
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>>163716027
Well it was the only one I had.
>>
>ywn never snuggle with femshep and liara in a cozy bed while the fire in the camin burns and its snowing outside
Shittiest universe to live in
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>>163717382
>Femshep
>Fucking anyone but Garrus
>Liara
>Fucking anything but Javik once she knows he exists
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does anyone here actually have hope for Andromeda? i kinda do
>new Mako
>combat looks kinda cool
>femtur
>new aliens
>ME1 style exploration
>building your own shit
is it wrong for me to be hopeful? i mean, after 3 and DA:I it literally cannot be any worse

>>163717543
yeah Javik & Liara totally get together, especially in Javik's writing-a-book ending
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>>163715483
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>>163718538
I'm hopeful, but Im not expecting it to be a Mass Effect game. I'm expecting it to be a Star Trek game
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>>163718538
>>new Mako
yeah, but does it have a canon like before?

>combat looks kinda cool
nah i disagree, everything looks weak at hell. looks live everyone is shooting lights at each other

>femtur
mah nigga

>new aliens
meh, i think they're not going to go really in depth about the new aliens, if they were we'd have more than just one new alien squadmate

>ME1 style exploration
god i hope not, the planets in me1 were all empty, 'cept for 1 or 2 points of interest

>building your own shit
i'm skeptical about this. i think the customization will be all sets and colors.
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>>163718538
>after 3 and DA:I it literally cannot be any worse
Sure it can.
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>>163717543
>>163718538
>being this delusional
GarrusxTali is canon
FemshepxLiara is canon
Pls take your twisted fantasies elsewhere.
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>>163719060
No cannon for the mako is already confirmed.
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>>163719106
>FemshepxLiara is canon
how?
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>>163719106
Liara fucks the Prothean

And sadly, can't die in a ditch somewhere
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>>163719293
It just is the official canon lore really.
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>>163719342
>this triggers the autist
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>>163719463
where?
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>>163719592
In the official canon lore
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>>163719698
show me. this is the first time, in the 3 years since i started playing ME, i hear someone saying that a romance is canon
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>>163719905
Play the games anon. It's official.

https://my.mixtape.moe/jgcxfs.mp4
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>>163719979
>It's official.
how?
>>
The only canon thing about Liara and Shepard's relationship is that she can casually rape you right before the final fight
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>>163720056
I said, didn't I? Because it's official canon lore.

https://my.mixtape.moe/palxcm.webm
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>>163720539
says who?
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>>163720731
The official canon lore...
Are you a bit simple?

https://track3.mixtape.moe/nnsnfr.mp4
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>>163720861
>The official canon lore
where would i find that?
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>>163709309
Fantastic
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>>163719106
>>163719463
>>163719698
>>163719979
>>163720539
>>163720861
then post the link you fucking cunt
goddamnit
fucking assblasting faggot
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>>163720861
Don't bully the retard
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>>163722341
oh snap, you got a sauce for that?
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>>163722478

Aardvark's Blue something.
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>>163722541
ty brah
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>>163721081
>where can I find the official canon lore
You really aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

https://track3.mixtape.moe/ddtlve.mp4

>>163722341
I will bully whoever I want!
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>>163723182
waste'a time nigga
>>
being a writefag is hard as dick. I can't even write a paragraph without constantly going back to fix shit
>>
so what do you guys think about the VA's for Andromeda?
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>>163725823
Then you're just making it hard. It isn't that hard by itself.
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>>163726602
I guess so. It's just wierd writing a fictional story and not a reaserch paper with citations'n shit
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>>163725959
Dracks is good, beepbeeps is meh, don't really have an opinion on the young Ryder's. That's all I know, they announce any others yet?
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>>163718538
Honestly, I'm hoping the femtur can save the cast from mediocrity.
Combat could be fun, but there's no force to the attacks. That needs to be fixed
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>>163728039
>they announce any others yet?
don't know, just wanted to know what other people thought.
>>
Is their any reason to save the rachnni?

They're kinda same same as the Krogan. and the galaxy would be better off without them

Why did the turian councilor get mad at me after I killed the rachnni queen in 1?
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>>163726780
Yea, writing fiction is way easier.
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>>163728039
I guess I shouldve mentioned my opinions

I think the VA for the Krogan seems pretty cool, I don't know what male Ryder's sounds like, but I hate femryder

her face
her VA
her poses
her fucking retarded half smile
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>>163728750
you think so? I guess I've just gotten too used to writing essays for classes.

i got the ideas but I don't know how to make it into dialogue
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>>163725959
https://mobile.twitter.com/yolakin
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>>163729460
a garbage VA for a garbage character, yes
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>>163723182
you still have not provided evidence for your claim
either do so, or shut the fuck up
i can waifufag just as hard as you
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>>163729827
Jesus Christ you are retarded and new if you dont even get what he's referencing
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>>163729460
Ah god I just found an interview of her

Are we really going have to here that fucking voice all the time.

I really hope she's not crammed down our throats in Andromeda
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>>163729969
then fucking explain it to me instead of bitching about it
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>>163729969
I browsed for years and even I didn't know he's referencing something
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>>163729827
>>163730027
Mate...

You're embarrassing yourself. Drop it and lurk more.
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>>163730118
>doesnt explain what shitty fucking meme this is
>continues to complain and insult
>>
>>163730118
fucking newfag acting like he's been here for years.

as if that would be something to be proud of
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>>163730027
>>163730191
You're the only ones who's bitching. The guy is baiting you non-stop while posting futaporn and referencing ancient MT lore and you're biting like some three year old and whining that he should explain himself without end.

Seriously how old are you? Mentally I mean.
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>>163730451
>You're the only ones who's bitching
says the newfag who thinks there's a hidden joke in every post
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>>163730451
We need more MTs. He should have kept going, patrician taste
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>>163730561
So salty he got baited like some retard
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>>163730561
It's not like he was being subtle about it...
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>>163722541
>>163722687
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57c23f9881b2f
so good
>>
>there are people itt right now who haven't read the official canon lore
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>>163729974
well, judging by the trailers, she's going to be at least as bad as Liara
>>
>>163730716
Mmm Hmmm
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>>163730927
KROGAN CAWK

SO GOOD
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>>163730992
I know, right? some people don't know that Tali is for Sheploo and Garrus is for Femshep
>>
>>163730998
Why the fuck does there always have to be a single bitch that's always forced on us in every bioware game?
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>>163731134
Well it was a guy in Inquisition

But I guess he was a birch as well

>>163731018
>Still biting
JUST
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>>163730998
No one's voice acting can be as bad as Liara's.
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>>163731369
Sera? Allers?
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>>163730992
>official
>canon
>lore

https://track3.mixtape.moe/gswdtc.png
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I'm excited for her
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>>163731996
Me too. I hope she's not exactly like Garrus though
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>>163732084
I'm expecting more traditional, with a lot more respect for things like the chain of command

I hope she's still incredibly awkward about romance though, I always find that cute
>>
>>163732279
I wouldn't be surprised if she's like Cassandra from DAI
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>>163732279
Fuck off

>>163732549
Probably, bioware can only write the same stereotypes over and over again
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>>163732549
probably, but hopefully not too much
hopefully she's ok with getting married
>>
>>163733330
I heard Andromeda will be more of a dragon age type trilogy, so an extended romance that would result in marriage is unlikely
>>
Thanks guys who posted straight fanart. I was about to throw up in my mouth before you guys saved the day.
>>
>>163734141
I unironically hate gays a little more thanks to that guy.
>>
>>163733592
I really hope they don't swap protagonists

also, there are extended romances in Dragon Age, and you can get married to a couple of the LIs in DAI. it's the worst of them, but still
>>
>>163734806
>you can get married to a couple of the LIs in DAI.
Yeah, and that sure made a lot of sense.

But from what I've gathered it seems it will be like DA, in that one 101 questions interview with the lead designer, he said it won't be a classical trilogy like ME.
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>>163735017
sounds more like they're deciding whether or not to switch protagonists on the reception to Ryder
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>>163735587
i honestly hope they change it. I can't stand ryder.

maybe someday we'll play as a different race.
>>
>>163735707
i can't stand sisryder, but maybe broryder won't be shit.

but yeah, I want to play an alien, damnit. Turian especially, best race by far
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>>163736212
>he doesnt want to RIP AND TEAR as an 8 foot tall roid-rage reptile
>>
Honestly, I'm playing the Ryder that can fuck Vetra. And praying that romance is good and that we see a proper sex scene
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>>163736303
>scale itch
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>>163736889
not fucking a varren, thank you

Kelly go and stay go
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>>163737063
What does Kelly have to do with anything?
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>>163737212
you get scale itch from fucking varren. you learn this because Mordin has to treat a case on the Normandy. And there's exactly one person on that ship who'd fuck a fishdog
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>>163737265
>And there's exactly one person on that ship who'd fuck a fishdog
But why would that be Kelly?
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>>163737358
can you think of anybody else on a Cerberus ship who'd fuck a varren?
Other than Jack, maybe
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>>163738080
>Other than Jack, maybe
you bastard, Jack had no choice to do weird shit, Kelly does.
>>
Did BioWare or Microsoft take the Mass Effect Trilogy off the Xbox 360 Marketplace can anyone confirm this I'm trying to look for it and I can't find anything about it I want to play it on xbone
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>>163737358
Kelly was specifically hired because she's a massive xenophile. She flat out tells you she wants to fuck other species if you talk to her about it.

Besides, anyone crazy enough to have a stripper outfit on hand and dance awkwardly for the XO is crazy enough to fuck a varren.
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>>163738272
i know she's my second favorite waifu. but she's literally the only person other than Kelly who might have done something like that
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>>163738686
I see your point, I just always feel bad for Kelly, with all the PTSD n'shit

>>163738784
I'm disappointed in you
>>
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>>163739590
I like how there's already a lot of good fan art of vetra.

>tfw there'll be more good vetra fan art when Andromeda comes out than good Jack fan art made in the last 4 years.
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>>163739590
I still don't get how people manage to make Turians attractive.
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>>163738418
Please anyone?
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>>163739928
femine features
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>>163740037
I don't even play on console but it took me 2 seconds to type in "Xbox 360 marketplace Mass effect" into google

Maybe you should do the same, and solve your own question
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>>163739928
You're not alone, Turians are fucking butt-ugly but for some reason people still find them "attractive". Might as well be trying to fuck a Crustacean.
>>
>>163739928
Wait were you asking how people could think they're attractive, or how artists can make them attractive?
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>>163740131
No I want the trilogy though the game is there but not the trilogy I'm not going to spend it $60 on 3 different games instead the $30 and all the DLC
>>
>>163694739
Now they don't. They can't be trusted to keep their birthrates in check and a hundred or so years after they are cured they'll start expanding until another war begins.
>>
>>163740268
Oh, well then you're plumb out of luck
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>>163697826
On the BSN a few years ago there was an entire thread dedicated to the crew having a tea party and being dressed up in Victorian era clothing. Wrex with a top hat and monocle was fucking hilarious
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>>163739737
sorry man
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>>163740146
excuse you, some of us like the idea of their mandibles fluttering against our jawlines as we kneel between their naturally wide-set thighs and run our fingers over their lovely flushed-blue flesh and their strong and unyielding plates.
>>
>>163739737
Mostly down to people being to lazy to do her tattoos.
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>>163740675
No biggie, I intend to fuck that Turian, just wish there was more Jack art

>>163740689
Calm down

>>163740776
I understand, I sometimes sketch Jack in my notebooks when I'm in class and the tattoos can get kinda tiresome.
>>
>It's 3:06 am
Shit.

Well goodnight meg
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>>163740689
Something about that image is off-putting. I think its more the art style than the content. But I get what the artist wanted to do and its cute
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>>163740249
I can see why they are attractive and I fully intend to waifu but its a race of space raptors with mandibles and crests and plates and shit. It has no right to make me to think that it is attractive in any way but it does.

Its making me think about how far I'd go if aliens really did exist and we had a galactic culture where it was mostly acceptable and quite frankly I don't know.

Its a moot point because it will never happen but its interesting to think about I guess. I'm probably way too drunk and way too tired but its 3:32 AM on a Khazicstani dirt farming forum and I could care less
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>>163740268
well then don't. and don't play it on X-Bawks to begin with, why would you intentionally gimp yourself?
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>>163741173
>CST
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late night bump
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>>163744761
>Hawaiians
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>>163719698
Oh god, stop posting that face of nightmares. I've seen H. R. Giger art less twisted than that.
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>>163741829
I think it's the way the mouth is open. In the game you can see Turian teeth a little bit sometimes, here it's a giant maw. How do they eat and drink in a civilized matter, then?
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>>163746341
they don't actually have lips, they just rip a chunk of flesh out and gulp it down in one go.
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Is that single anime poster still here?
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Wake up.
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Slow day thread ey ?
Did everyone had a nice Christmas ?
Are you hungover / overfed ?
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>>163750703
Yeah it was cool. All i can do now is lay and watch movies, all my energy goes to digesting food.
I got drunk before christmas with ma buddies, there's no alcohol on christmas with my family.
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The Detonate upgrade (more damage, force, and impact radius for biotic explosions) for powers only applies if the power is the one that detonates a combo, right? For example, if you have both Warp and Throw with that upgrade, if you do Warp + Throw only the increased damage from Throw will get taken into account?
I'm just wondering because I only ever use Warp to prime combos, never to explode them
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>>163746818
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>>163751981

Test it out, somehow?
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>>163752323
I don't know how, every regular enemy dies immediately to my explosions, and it's hard to tell exactly how much damage you do to a big enemy with a big armor bar
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If anyone is interested I'll be posting some of my other short writefaggotry using the same page layout, if you want to save them
Pic related was my first writefaggotry ever.
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Lots of good taste ITT
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>>163753010
Here is the Krogan Soldier exploring some desert in the Andromeda galaxy.

I saw that an anon posted the Asari
Justicar / Krogan Warlord pairing here : >>163743804

Part 1, 2 and 3 of the FemQuar / Human story is still in the thread, somewhere.
So here, hope you enjoy them.
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>>163752554

Maybe see how much armour damage it does.
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>>163753428
I just said it's hard to see exactly how much damage you do to armor
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>>163753836
See how many shots of a Carnifex X without any upgrade from any skill tree or damage mod it takes to kill a Brute.
Then see how many biotic explosion it takes to kill the same brute without any points in skill tree, then with point in the Detonation variable.

Something like that ?
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>>163754040
Would probably work on that first Mars Brute but that's way too much work just to find that out
I'm just gonna believe this guy http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/53592/how-do-detonation-power-upgrades-work and take the damage upgrade instead of Detonate for Warp
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Why is this thread so homoerotic? We Bioware now?
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which of these is the most fun (ME3 SP insanity)
>adept
>sniper infiltrator
>nova vanguard
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>>163756418
Adept probably,
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>>163756418
Vanguard by far.
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>>163756418
Vanguard with Incendiary Grenades
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>>163746341
The pic is actually pretty accurate to how they look in game if their mandibles are open wider. They pretty much do just have a giant toothy maw.

I would imagine the answer is they don't eat in a civilized manner, usually. They're designed for ripping off large chunks to swallow with their beak/teeth, just like a bird of prey. As for drinking, many species rarely need to drink straight water, they get the necessary fluid intake from their food. I'm sure the Turians are smart enough to learn how to drink without letting it dribble out of their teeth, though. But straws are probably impossible.
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>>163758448
Why would you get grenades on top of the million incendiary explosions from a shotgun?
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>>163760212
because incendiary grenades prime fire explosions, which charge can set off. maybe not the most efficient choice of a bonus power, but tons of fun
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>>163760416
Or you could just charge, shoot once with your shotgun to definitely prime the target for a fire explosions, and set it off with nova m8
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Alright guess I'm gonna go vanguard for this playthrough
I have all the DLC, which shotgun is the best if I want 200% power recharge speed? It's probably still the Wraith, right?
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>>163760461
gives you more versatility with your fire. and again, is fun.
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>>163760804
Wraith or Eviscerator, I believe
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>>163762959
>>163764575
That ought to trigger some folks
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>>163764771
Good..... Good....
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>>163764575
I never liked Morrigan, way too edgy. Jack reminded me of her and that's why i didn't like her either
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>no 25mm cannon on the Nomad, not even a machinegun

I guess I understand their reasoning, but still. I don't, however, understand why they wouldn't use a 3D-scanned facemodel for the default player character.
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>>163767479
>worried Liara
Cute!
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man this general is on it's last legs
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>>163772062
No, it's temporarily back to normal.
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>>163772062
I'm on my third
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>>163772357
cancer posting is over, oc creators are taking breaks, talifags are in retreat.

shits quiet yo.

>>163772695
Third what?
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>>163772929
...
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>>163773039
beer? playthrough? leg?

If there's a joke I don't see it.
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>>163773239
For crying out loud.

LEG, you dumbass. I'm on my DICK.
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>>163773447
see now you just weren't being clear at all. i had no idea what you were talking about.
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>>163773517
not him and I think it was a poor joke, but one must be pretty dumb not to get it
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>>163773517
Do you have thise problems often?
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Speaking of OC Creator, I've read that one of our Jackfag is planning on some writefaggotry of his own, but I don't remember what he was writting about. Does any one knows ?
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>>163772929
>talifags are in retreat
More like tired of autistic raging over pics of fictional character related to the game this general is about.
Also tactical withdrawal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
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>>163719072
If the port pirate had her shields up she wouldn't have had to dramatically draw her weapon . She could just lazily signal for the Krogan to pump Ryder full of space bullets.
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>>163774351
Is that why the Turian merc come so close to Ryder with his gun up ? To get inside Ryder's "Shield bubble" ?
And is that why Ryder's doesn't get shot to shit when she disarm the Turian merc ? Because she has her shield up and not-Aria doesn't ?
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>>163774589
No, it's just Bioware quality. ME shields are not that strong, if the krogan shot her, she'd die in a second.
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>>163774191
it's me, im planning on witting a story about a colonial boy that turns into a human supremacist and joins Cerberus

but i suck at writing fiction, and im trying my hardest not to be a self-insert fag
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>>163775235
So it's basically about Shepard ( with colonial background ) but with cerberus instead of alliance?
Still cool, just asking
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>>163775235
If you need any tips or some words that could help you focus I would be glad to help, really. If you're interested I can post about how I usually approach writefaggotry, maybe it could help you ?
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>>163775542
my main problem is i can't think of any dialogue that doesn't sound like me talking.

also i've events and ideas in my mind but i have no idea how to transition to them
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>>163775542
i'm also constantly re-writing the beginning
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>>163775826
Hmm...
For dialogues, try to imagine your character talking in different situation. How would he order something at a fast-food restaurant ? How would he talk about a movie he liked ? How would he broke a bad news to someone ?
Some people are taciturn and laconic, only talking about what is necessary, while other are blabbermouth that will pepper their speech with idioms and always find a way to say "I" or "me" in a sentence.

One important thing, maybe : don't make a character think and speak the same idea. If he feels sad, then maybe he should not say anything or say something cheery or optimistic that contrast with what he's really thinking.

I would recommend reading up on "The First Law" trilogy and its spn-off. Joe Abercombie has a really great way of making dialogues very interesting and simple.

Simple, that's maybe the term that's the best when writing, I think. Keeping things simple. Don't overcomplicate things.
For transitions, work around the idea of showing your character moving around in space. Are they traveling to another place ? Then write about them traveling through the country and seeing stuff around. Just what they see, for example.

>>163775931
Usually I erase the beginning of each writefaggotry I did. Maybe try to approach it this way : write the beginning for yourself : the setting, who the characters are, why are they here. Then begin the meat of the action, like skipping right through to the main course without taking an entrance in a restaurant.
If the main course is more appetizing, keep it and just throw what you wrote at the beggining away.

That's also something that's quite important, I think. Learning to not get attached to what you wrote, and keeping it simple. If you feel something is wrong, correct it. If it's still wrong, erase it. If it's still wrong but you feel it's too important, then find a way around it.
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>>163775235
Based on this comment it will be shit. You can't even write a post properly.
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>>163776532
(Continued)
As long as you're having fun and you're feeling the need to write, all is good. Follow your instinct, don't be afraid to screw up, don't be afraid to take too long, don't be afraid to make a self-insert if it's more easy for you to write that way. You're not doing consulting, you're making a cloth from your own threads.

I'm getting lyrical, but I hope that anything I said could help you. Whatever happen you will have my support, I will cheer you from the sideline, and if you're interested I could give you a critique of your writefaggotry once it's finished ?
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>>163776885
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>>163776885
I personally can't wait for a hilarious story without capitalisation and full of spelling and grammar mistakes.

It will be My Immortal in space.
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>>163776885
I thought the same thing but didn't want to be a dick and point it out
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>>163776885
>>163777048
You're grumpier than 70y old alcohol addict with alzheimer
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>>163776532
>One important thing, maybe : don't make a character think and speak the same idea. If he feels sad, then maybe he should not say anything or say something cheery or optimistic that contrast with what he's really thinking.
that's good, thanks

>write the beginning for yourself : the setting, who the characters are, why are they here. Then begin the meat of the action, like skipping right through to the main course without taking an entrance in a restaurant.
If the main course is more appetizing, keep it and just throw what you wrote at the beggining away.
that's some damn good advice. i'll do that


just don't expect it in the next few days, it'll probably be a while before i post it. but i'll be working on it.

and just in case anyone is worried about my spelling and grammar n'shit. I've taken 4 writing classes in college, and passed them all. i don't write the same way i post
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>>163777674
No problem, friend, I'm really glad if I could help you.

I approach writting like this : ask /meg/ for a pairing, then work around how the two character could work together. Most of the time I just throw away all their background or the explanation as to why they here except when I think it's interesting and just skip straight to the meat of the story. After that, it's describing actions, locations, how they move and what one of the character (usually the guy) is feeling.

Really, don't be afraid to throw away stuff and try again from a different angle. Writting is a lot about learning to not getting attached too much stuff and having fun writting it.

Godspeed, jackfag !
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>>163777565
Mate, he can't even into English.

>>163777674
>i don't write the same way i post
Hmh
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>>163778358
Who cares matey? I understand we all can share our opinion on shit here and das cool, but he didn't even write anything. I think we should hold back with bitching for after he posts his fic
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>>163778302
>I think it's interesting and just skip straight to the meat of the story.
yeah, I already know what the main events will be. i just need to flesh them out.

>>163778358
bitch, if you post shit on 4chan the same way you write papers YOU'RE the one who's fuckin up.
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>>163778669
There's a stark difference between writing academically and not even capitalising your fucking I's and ignoring basic grammar.
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aight im out, imma work on the fic
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So, what she we talk about when we reach image limit?
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>>163779315
Kaidan
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>>163779472
What about kaidan is to be discussed?
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How dreamy he is
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Ere we go

>>163779658
Never really played the trilogy with Kaidan alive. I wanted do it recently but i have just started ME 2. Is he cool?
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>>163779813
No, he's boring as shit. He's Carth 2.0.

Dreamy though.
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>>163779906
Well i guess boring is still better than bitchy. I don't know why i have always chosen Ashley
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>>163780010
Kaidan is just as bitchy as Ashley. He just has a sexier voice which makes it a little more endurable.

>>163779315
How great Garrus is.
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>>163780823
>Kaidan is just as bitchy as Ashley.
Guess i will find out one day

>How great Garrus is.
He's too batman-ish (only difference being killing). Wrex is better
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Where did eddrf go?
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>>163781934
Busy prepping himself for Ahmed
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>>163781934
Probably celebrating Christmas with his loved ones
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>>163782558
They only celebrate christmas on the 24th in Sweden. Then they watch Donald Duck before apologising for being white and giving free money to muslims.
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>page 10
>feels good to be home
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>>163781787
Also Batman is depressive with voice that causes sore throat.
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>>163786417
Garrus would be much cooler if our talks with him in ME 1 would have any effect on ME 2. We can push him into the path of ( mostly ) good cop or ruthless vigilante, but he becomes some kind of pussy Punisher in the next game anyways.
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>tfw will never feel the smooth dexterous tongue of a femtur dancing in my mouth
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>>163787849
it's sad that Andromeda won't be on VR, yeah
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>>163787849
take solace in the fact that we'll get to see a naked femtur in MEA
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>>163788628
if you look in the right places you can see that now
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>>163787127
I'm still bothered by how Garrus went from a bitter, uptight, violent racist to le quirky Whedon-tier snarky wingman. Off-screen and with no explanation.
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>>163789113
>2 years without Shepard and he becomes a cuck
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>>163788628
Are femtur genitalia even visible when nude, or is it just a thin slit with some pretty clan-patterns around it?
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>>163787127
Nah, it makes sense that he basically goes crazy with grief and becomes a fanatic suicidal vigilante after Shepard dies. Garrus was always a fuck-up who pushed things too far. He was never a good cop. He knew the rules, but felt like he should be above them. ME1 just reinforces that, whichever way you try to push him.

By ME2 he's spent two years running a solo campaign against the most powerful merc groups in the galaxy (minus Cerberus), building a squad that just like Shepard did (which then gets killed), getting more and more crazy and isolated as time passes and he encounters more opposition.

Besides, it's a tricky balance when you have players influence character growth. Too often, especially in Bioware games, it comes across as if you're so irresistible they can't help but fall in line. I'd rather they evolve separate of player input.
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>>163789643
>Nah, it makes sense that he basically goes crazy with grief and becomes a fanatic suicidal vigilante after Shepard dies

Reminder that this is all Liara's fault.
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>Wrex: "So Liara, still relying on the Protheans for all the answers?"
>he's talking about the fact that they're building the Crucible, not about the actual real fucking Prothean on board
10/10
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>>163789643
That's why I quite like how it is impossible to convince Mordin to not sacrifice himself if Wrex or Eve are still alive during the Tuchanka arc of ME3. He become so desperate to find a cure that he has the balls to say "No" to Shepard, whatever happens.

I wish you could see more squadmates arguing against Shepard and deciding to do their own thing. Even if it runs the risk of coming like cheap railroad, it could have the potential to make a good character development.
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>>163787849
>implying Turians don't have barbed tongues to go with their beaks and teeth

like geese
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>>163789639
Are femturs sweet or sour ?
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>>163790608
A salty minty taste. And a pungent almost fruity scent.
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Guys I'm playing a Sniper infiltrator
However, as I just found out, the Raptor does way more damage than the Valiant which I had been using so far
How do I justify using a weaker sniper rifle instead of a basically assault rifle?
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>>163789639
>>163790608
>>163790773
Remember how we used to laugh at quarian sweat?
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>>163791234
One shot headshots are fun.
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>>163791319
I've never laught at it. Weird xenobiology is always fun. Good point of reference too when you want to write about it.
We don't much about Turian anatomy, biology, courtship and mating rituals except Garrus' weird attempt at picking up girls in a bar.
How flexible can a Femtur be ? Do they even have erogenous zones with all that plating around ? How do you mix a military and disciplined mind with the idea of sexual intercourse ?

That kind of stuff.
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>>163791319
This general has turned into BSN, people have been saying so for weeks now
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>>163791234
Wait, is the Valiant actually weaker than the Raptor?

idk man I've always used the Black Widow.
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>>163791616
They sure are, but so is throwing a million shots at the enemies
I guess I'll try out the Raptor against Banshees to see if I can reliably hit their head with enough shots to outdamage the Valiant
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>>163791776
>>163790773
>People still think Brioche didn't come straight from BSN
You're not even subtle, mate
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>>163791234
only assault sniper I like is the Indra
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>>163791968
>Wait, is the Valiant actually weaker than the Raptor?
Not per shot of course, but it has slightly higher DPS if you take into account reloading
>Black Widow
I wanna kill myself every time I have to reload that thing
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>>163791854
All that Kaidan gay porn posted around didn't tipped you off ?
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>>163792052
Meant to quote>>163790608
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>>163792195
They kaidanposter only does it to annoy people, he doesn't give a shit about Kaidan otherwise. He just copied it from the autist who did that months ago
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>>163792052
Only interested in references as to make the most credible writefaggotry, mate. I don't even care about the implications of knowing all that shit, but knowing them makes good reference point when trying to do potentially lewd stuff. Make it feel believable.

Still don't know why people think I've come from BSN. I only ever wanted to do some writefaggotry and talk about ME before andromeda get released.
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>>163792709
>Still don't know why people think I've come from BSN
Because this obsession with Turian sweat is BSN talk 101
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>>163792848
I wouldn't know. Aren't the BSN closed for a while now ? I've only ever used that website to download ME2 DLC back in the day.
Only ever want to know stuff for the sake of having it as a point of reference for stories.
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>>163791995
Looks like Valiant still does more damage simply because its higher damage shots make better use of the cloak bonus damage
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>>163793123
Pls don't feel the troll. The quarian sweat thing was a guy doing a complex biochemistry paper that may or may not have been correct to basically say that not only was quarian sweat an aphrodisiac but smells like cinnamon too. What this is is kinda wierd but not nearly as autistic; idle speculation
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>>163794627
Some thread ago I asked /meg/ about what other pairings I should write about. A guy proposed a Geth / Alliance Infiltration Unit couple and another one a Turian Sentinel / Turian Cabal Vanguard lewd pairing.
So I'm honestly wondering how I could make those two turians bone and what it would look like.
I can find how Asari and Salarian mate. Even Krogans. But there's very little about Turian behavior except their tendency towards self-sacrifice and "putting the need of the group ahead".
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>>163794941
You should write about MTs tbqh, not about boring disgusting Turians
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>>163795784
Once I'm finished with those two fics I'll probably come back to ask /meg/ about new pairings. I'm only working with what /meg/ propose. Try your luck this time.
I can do lesbian pairings, but mating tubes are ruled out. I can't do futa.
>inb4 "you have no place here"
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>>163796131
You have no place here
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>>163794941
>So I'm honestly wondering how I could make those two turians bone and what it would look like.

That's understandable. Look at fanart I guess. We used to have a great artist here that went full SJW and got chased out which is a shame because she was really good, but she did a comic of garrus/femshep. Which made me think it's rough. A lot of scratching/biting, but not necessarily intentionally. That's just how it is when two sharp things smash against eachother. Ryder is in for some new scars

http://reginaprimata-archive.tumblr.com/post/19499850880/i-think-ill-do-these-three-at-a-time-since-itll
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>>163796374
>which is a shame
It really isn't. Fucking degenerate would be first in line on the day of the rope. Good riddance.
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>>163796741
I don't agree with her views at all but she was a damn good artist
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>>163796374
>not even going on Spacepedia before fucking your alien lover

Why does Tumblr always assume Shepard is a moron autist. Projection?
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>>163796374
Think I already know that porn strip. Will probably use it as reference material. Thanks !
I've still got time to think about how the hell Turian mate, tho. Hopefully I'll find time to continue writefaggoting during the holidays, but no promises;
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>>163797582
Take your time and enjoy the holidays. I really enjoy your work and I hope you continue the great work!
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>>163797746
Thanks, friend. Always means a lot to get positive comments about my writefaggotry. I'll do my best to keep up writing stuff /meg/ would enjoy.
G'night.
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>>163797928
Good night.
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>>163797497
Wikipedia sex pictures and articles will never prepare you from the moment you handle real pussy or dick.
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>>163801241
but Shepard in that comic seems ignorant to basic alien biology, which should be easily acquirable knowledge.
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>>163801241
Porn will
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>>163801461
Porn will never prepare you for the smells, the cramps, the fumbling around and having to wash your sheets all the time. Sex is usually an awkward and weird thing to do, but it feels pretty good to do it.
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>>163801901
>Not just fucking on a kitchen table of the right height
Wew
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>>163796374
I remember this one. It's 1000x better with mustachioed Femshep.

That is some ugly ass Femshep.
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Where to download Omega and Ashes DLC for ME3 on PC?
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>>163802980
even better is the strip with the hanar
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>>163802213
there's still cleanup
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>>163804347
Your favourite torrent site
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>>163804347
I believe kickasstorrents is better than piratebay now
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>>163804347
You can get them on www.origin.com

:^)
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>>163805368
There's a walk to the bathroom, a shower and wiping down the table with disinfectant.
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>>163806768
>25 dollars for 2 five year old expansions.
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>tfw you try to get some old fanart colored in time for christmass effect, but the /aco/ color thread is moving like molasses and nobody is doing my request.
>tfw we've hit image limit, so I cant have a face or feel.
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>>163808486
do it yourself. maybe youd be good at it
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>>163808617
I only have paint, and it takes too damn long in paint.
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>>163808676
Make a hobby of it
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>>163804347
I found them, I think. But they're going to take a while to download. Do I lose anything if I start the game without them and install them later?
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>>163810529
Don't think so. should be just like buying it.
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>>163810883
I mean, losing anything storywise. Will some things not make sense if I get those DLCs after I start the game?
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>>163810961
It should be fine
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http://img05.deviantart.net/3509/i/2016/361/a/6/2016_xmas_gift_comic__page_03_by_blackkheart-dat2boc.jpg
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>>163813202
>Jack's mouth

also is it bad taste to start a new thread if the image limit is full?
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>>163725959
From the interviews I've heard with the two Ryder VAs I don't really like the sound of their voices.

Drack has a cool VO. PeeBee's VO is fine, but the character is hitting a little too many of those Sera notes for me. Clancy Brown as Dad Ryder is pretty cool. Hope they unveil the rest of the squadmates soon.
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>>163813298

Feel free to make one whenever, sure.
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Why does the female character look like anita sarkesian?
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>>163813416
Ok I will after this match

>>163813445
not even
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>>163813445
because the guys in charge of modelling the default Ryders were only interested in looking at the gay escorts in LA.
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>>163804347

Goddamn I ran into this exact fucking problem today. I wanted to play the series again, so I checked which dlc I was missing, and I'd have to pay like $60 just for the 4 dlc I wanted to get. Nah, Bioware, fuck you. You know what I had to do.
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>>163813298
>Jack's mouth

Really? That's the only problem you had with that drawing?

>>163813725
And why doesn't dlc ever get cheaper? It's at the point where dlc is more expensive than the trilogy.
>>
Got back from Christmas-related festivities.

How you doing /meg/? Why was the image limit reached so early?
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>>163813345
unlikely. they'll probably continue talking about beepbeep and acting offended when people ask about other characters
>>
>tfw Shala'raan will never jerk you off under the table.
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>>163814713
no, but Tali might. Gal be lewd
>>
So what's the canon ending for ME3?
>>
>>163815043
Shit
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>>163815043
confirmation of Indoctrination Theory
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>>163813298
>>163813469
>also is it bad taste to start a new thread if the image limit is full?
Yes it is.

And the image limit will be reached in no time in the next thread as well, cause kaidanfag does that on purpose. So just let this one die first
>>
Just catching up with Andromeda trailers and videos. What the hell is wrong with the character animations?
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>>163815749
nothing wrong with the important one
https://68.media.tumblr.com/3e0cdaca76808b60aa37aefd215e3643/tumblr_ohjj0pqJV91r5neevo2_500.gif

sorry for the tumblr, it's the only thing google images will give me
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>>163815749
Mac the Hack said the gameplay was still technically beta and they are still doing polishing on the animations
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>>163815905
he also said the most interesting thing about Vetra is her relationship with Peebee.

Which is a blatant lie, seeing as the best thing about her so far is that she hasn't shown up in the same scene as that shitty blue skank
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>>163815749
a combination of bad animators, beta animations and them spending less time animating female ryder than male ryder
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>>163816156
>spending less time animating female ryder than male ryder
Really? Because most videos I've seen are with the female character, it seems to me that they're pushing her as the face of the game like MaleShep was in the original trilogy.
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>>163816262
There have been 5 maleryder "trailers" and 3 femryder trailers

Unless a game explicitly stars a female character, chances are that more time will be put into male animations than female
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>>163813469

Yes, make the thread after the match please.
>>
NOVUS PANEM


>>163816773

>>163816773

>>163816773
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>>163816804
BITCH WHY! WE'RE NOT EVEN AT 700 POSTS YET

HOW DARE YOU USE NOVUS PANEM FOR SUCH FAGGOTRY

THATS MY THING! I STARTED THAT YOU BITCH!
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>>163815863
I'm more impressed that you found 5 frames that don't look terrible

>>163816804
Fuck off, we're not even close to the bump limit
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>>163817435
>>163817078
Just report and ignore the new thread. With a bit of luck thread-warring like this will get this immigrant jackfag banned for a while
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>>163817078
Its public domain now

>>163817435
Fine

>>163817592
I even asked and you cocks said nothing. PS I've been here way longer than you have
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>>163817592
I liked it when I was the only Jackfag, I regret what I may have started
>>
>>163817702
>PS I've been here way longer than you have
I've been here since '13, and that's nothing to brag about brah
>>
>>163817706
I'm not even a Jackfag you cuck
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>>163817702
>I even asked and you cocks said nothing
Blind idiot >>163815693

And for someone who claims to be here for so long how can you not know you shouldn't make new threads this early? And why would you even need to ask it then?

You're a retard, kill yourself
>>
I'm curious, to the people who have been here for a while, do you come here every day all the time? For me, i've been coming to /meg/ for a few years now but really only when I actually play ME, I usually play the series through once a year. I was just curious how you guys roll
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>immigrants starting a fucking threadwar
Fucking hell, current /meg/ is beyond sad
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>>163817771
That guy said it. I just commented.

>>163817702
>Its public domain now
Shit. well at least Im still the only one who posts "I like Jack"
nobody can take that from me.
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>>163817940
I've always got it opened in a tab in my browser. So if I'm on my pc and I see new replies I'll scroll through the thread and participate if I've got nothing better to do.

I don't actually play ME anymore
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>>163709309
Very cute.
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>>163818042
>>163709309
Cute stories are the worst. Easiest and most uninspiring shit to write.

Make something original next time, thanks.

>>163817959
Let them stay in a seperate thread, good riddance
>>
>>163817940
I've been coming here on and off since I played the whole trilogy for the first time back in '13.
about a month and a half ago I started getting back into ME and became the well known Jackfag. I also started "novus panem", "I like Jack" and calling the new asari "beepbeep"

I usually check up on how the threads going every hour or two. but almost never post here during the day time
>>
>>163817792
One out of 2, majority rules. I thought people were gonna abandon this thread and hop to the new one I guess. but no need to be so upset

>>163817940
I was in 2012, stuck around 'till ~2014 and lurked, lost interest because of ded thred. I returned as ME:A news came out in the hopes it would be like the old threads. But people are a lot more hostile and insular now which is sad because these threads used to be a hub of content creation.

these threads will die because of people like

>>163818256

I just hope they get tired of trolling.
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>>163818284
>I also started "novus panem", "I like Jack" and calling the new asari "beepbeep"
Really something to be proud of.

"Mom! Look at my autism! beepbeep! xD"
>>
>>163818374
I'm on winter break and waiting for my classes to start again. I'm bored.
>>
>>163818353
Go be a newfags somewhere else. You're not kidding everyone with your retarded thread warring.
>>
>>163818353
>I'm such an oldfag I didn't even know when to make a new thread!
>>
>>163818453
>I'm on winter break
Yeah, that explains a lot when it comes to the high degrees of autism in these generals

>>163818353
You're on winter break as well I take it?
>>
>>163818482
>I didn't even know when to make a new thread!
It's obvious new threads should begin when their are at least 700 posts

>>163818603
Bitch are you saying you're here year round? get a life nigga.
>>
>>163818603
>>163818482
>>163818479
are you upset? you sound upset
>>
>>163818708
>Thinking three different people are the same person
Immigrants...
>>
>>163818672
Go talk like some nigger degenerate somewhere else or at least lynch yourself
>>
>>163818797
Sorry, English isn't my first language

maybe I should speak in terms you people are used to

ARE Y'ALL UPSET? YEEHAW GO USA FUCK THOSE COMMIE FUCKS GO BACK TO YUROP
>>
>>163818936
I'm neither American nor British yet I've enjoyed a proper education with makes me capable of speaking like a normal human being instead of a hoodrat. I'm sorry you're too retarded for that.
>>
>>163818353
>But people are a lot more hostile and insular now
And off you go, refugee! Byebye!

Go discuss your biodrone fantasies on /r/masseffect thats probably more to your liking
>>
>>163819019
Nope.
>>
>>163818936
Oh, are you the idiot who got full on triggered about Trump yesterday?
You do sound just as idiotic at least
>>
>>163819010
I knew you were Australian. Only cancer that bad can be from there

>>163819019
never been. never will
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>>163819190
I'm European actually and English isn't in any way my native language.

But I'm speaking to some retard who keeps on thread warring on /vg/ of all places, so I'm not too surprised you aren't all that bright
>>
>>163818808
weak sauce bruh
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>>163819429
Irish then, Gaelic is a dead language anon no one cares.
>>
>>163819429
>I'm European
gross, go back to bed muhammed
>>
>>163819483
You really are retarded. But no, I'm German.
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>>163819570
Put your trip back on WG. And stop bullying the retarded newfag immigrants, Mutti Merkel won't appreciate that.
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>>163819570
60% of Germans speak English. There isn't any nation more cucked by Americans in the world. No wonder why you shitpost on a Vietnamese booby trapping forum you don't have any power over anyone, sitting alone in a dark room as you watch your country self destruct over its liberal policies in a pathetic attempt to atone for the shit you guys pulled generations ago.
>>
>>163819736
I don't live in Germany though. But I agree, Germany has a proper education that teaches people how to speak the most important language in the world without sounding like a retard.
>>
>>163819570
>I'm German
Oh I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you mohammed.

go back to the desert mehmet
>>
>>163819869
>an immigrant telling other immigrants to leave

The irony
>>
>>163819869
>without sounding like a retard.
Idk man, germans always sound like they have a mouthful of cum
>>
>>163819736
Most of the people in NW Europe speak English. I don't get how you're that surprised by that. What kind of shithole do you come from where they don't teach you English?
>>
>>163820015
He's not very bright, he's surprised by a lot of things.
This is the guy who didn't know when to make a new thread and now probably doesn't know how to delete it.
You can't expect too much from him.
>>
>>163820015
>I don't get how you're that surprised by that.
Who said anything about suprised
>>
>>163820612
Your insistence that he had to come from a majority English speaking country showed as much.
>>
>>163819679
it's not me. honest.
>>
>>163821435
Everyone knows you're the only kraut here though
>>
This is now officially the comfy thread it seems.

Andromeda for the Switch yes or no?
>>
Keep this thread going and report thw new one, the jackfag needs to get banned.
>>
>>163823056
We have atleast 3 autistic germans in the thread including WG.
>>
>>163824746
Mods won't do shit, they're lazy
>>
>>163825185
An attention whoring faggot who's the cause for most of this drama cause you keep encouraging Tali spam
>>
>>163824652
It's confirmed to not be coming to the Switch. Would probably be severely downgraded anyway.

But it might have been fun, a portable Mass Effect. Maybe they can port the original trilogy to the thing instead
>>
>>163825185
A fag
>>
>>163825592
>It's confirmed
Nothing is confirmed. A dev just said the standard "no plans", but who knows
>>
2nd thread on imagelimit aswell xD
Thats dome next level imagespam
>>
>>163828331
Guess they wanted to make it clear that making a new thread at image-limit is useless.
Pretty impressive to be fair
>>
>>163828506
Kaidanfag has some real dedication I have to admit. Impressive.
>>
>>163830346
The funny thing is that there are at least three now if we go by how fast the posts went despite the 2 minutes counter after each imagepost.

Or he's on multiple devices at the same time, which would make the thing even more impressive
>>
>>163825185
RIP Tali-ban
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>>163815043
i think they probably wanted synthesis to be the canon ending, but saw in their stats that the great majority went destroy so they sent us the fuck off to andromeda while they figure out a way to retcon the entire trilogy.
>>
>>163834716
For what was he banned?
>>
>>163835974
For blogging
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>>163838281
Banfags need to leave, we have mostly cancerposts already.
Fucking faggots, like old folk, no fun allowed.
>>
has anyone confirmed if default femryder even has a face model? i saw the gay model they used for manryder. is bioware full of faggots and twinks at this point?
>>
Are there mods for Mass Effect games?

I'm getting an itch to reinstall them all and do an epic trilogy run in the new year.
>>
>>163841891
mostly just texture mods and controller support. check the nexus. only one that gets mentioned a lot besides is the EGM for mass effect 3. adds a bunch of scannable planets, messes with the EMS stuff a bit, and adds like 4 or 5 text-based quests.
>>
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>>163841490
Pretty sure she doesn't. Women aren't important
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>>163841490
>gay model they used for manryder
Really?
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