Last time on /ss13g/
>Duny taking credit for the fireplace
>blood transfusions still useless
>hard drugs in the cryo mix
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
>Try to use emag on communication console to maybe start a Syndicate even by telling them to BLOW IT ALL UP
>Die in Failed plasma fire because I left my crowbar in my backpack and emag doesnt od shit to firelocks
>when you accidentally picked up a furry roleplay autism simulator for the gameplay
>wizard summons guns
>flood the station with n2o to knock out the tator crew
>everyone immediately calls malf
>everyone goes insane with valid fever
>captain kills the wizard and takes the teleport scroll
>he doesn't subvert me
>he doesn't card me
>he just ions me
it ain't easy being blue.
>accidentally ready up for a round i don't want to play
>take my gun and run into medbay to show them that suit sensors don't save lives
>gun in mouth pull the trig
>rail goes all sjw on my ass and saves my life anyway
>lay in medbay until N20 comes
>run into security with the hopes that i'll get lethal injection'd
>after being told to "not resist" and promptly tasered like any good ferguson cop would do I get taken up into the execution chamber
>Warden fumbles around trying to figure how to electrocute me
>We go into the target practice area so they can try and rig me up onto a target
>tell them to let me go so I can run around trying to dodge shots
>die in 5 seconds
>"I bet he'll think that was a boring death"
>try to give me a space funeral
>don't even hold any sort of ceremony, just an attempt made to shoot my ass out into space
>a coffin is place conveniently at escape and my body is put in
>warden pushes my body two tiles outside of escape and leaves me there
>decide to start spookin' Zach because its the new meme
>cultists make me into a visible ghost
>go immediately to security and spook the shit out of the Cap, Warden and HoS
>spook out Rail and other Vox birds
>Kayahi beats the shit out of himself for the sole reason of trying to get it so that I can write in blood
>"why did I do this on the shuttle"
How does writing in blood even fucking work desu?
Writing in blood is only a cultist thing and it doesnt work. Or maybe its for runes i dont fucking know. Also
theres no wire under the chair in the execution chamber which is why no electric chairs work
Lifeweb party is still up
Forums at http://goodboys.club/ , join the party by clicking the "Server 1:party" buttons on the top.
If your account is made in 2015/2016 you MIGHT not be able to use server 1 and 2
Fuck. I always assumed that it was just bugged.
Not that a lethal injection (followed by cremation if possibly changeling) isn't the most efficient way to remove syndi-cake.
I'll check that tomorrow, I am fairly sure it's meant to only do it at 30+ damage. The reason for that message is that before the hand would immediately break after being fixed.
not him but he's saying people who think u have to summon nar-sie for writing in blood are retarded
I need to go to bed.
>used to play a flash mmo called realm of the mad god
>one of the new low-level dungeons had minions that dropped a plant that gave you the "speedy" effect which multiplied your speed stat by like 2.5 for 10 seconds
>literally everyone calling it speed weed on the first day
>speed weed dealers gouging prices because rushing through dungeons to fight the boss is popular
Used to only listen to this while playing, it made the game absolutely terrifying in lowpop
but now listen to this
Totally changes the mood of the game
FTL's soundtrack fits well too.
>literally the only being on the station that isn't trying to kill everything else
This thread gives me so much mileage out of this picture.
>wahh wahh, im an unrobust player that still has antag roles on! nobody should ever try to stop antags from fucking up the station because thats bad and powergaming!
shut up gay baby
You are aware you don't even need to be an antag for people to try to get their valids on you, right?
Just bring bear a monkeyman can lead borgs into hounding you constantly because you MIGHT be a changeling.
>this person is devoted to keeping me from doing one thing, so I'm going to arbitrarily claim that they are incapable of anything but doing an unrelated and frowned upon action because it makes me look like the victim to anyone who doesn't know what happened
Literally kill yourself, you actual feminazi.
why don't /vg/ borgs have hotkeys to directly select their modules like on /tg/? (hit 1 for your first module for example)
>roam around as engineer
>build a secret lair
>go to R&D, burn it and steal shit
>stand in hallway outside R&D
>smoke space cigarette
Such is live as a Grey.
middle mouse button to cycle your slots, it's the easiest shit in the world
Because it turns out that the only people that know what a malfunctioning ai is besides the chemist and engis, lets do this.
If you find out that its malf, you immediately get thermite and get into the captains office to break in through where the coffee machines are, from there you pray that either you have a gun or the captain isnt a dipshit and has a gun instead of running away because he was scared.
Once you thermite weld the wall open, you proceed to shoot down the turrets so that you can get in and fuck up the ai core. And whatever retard fucking blew up the trash can fuck you, you let the borg in you fucking retard god damn, bombs dont blow up reinforced walls.
Did no one read that post before about milf combat?
We could have saved so much hassle from that round but instead everyone just sat around listen to everyone talk about plasma floods while saying "Well there is no plasma flood in my room right now, so everything must be fine."
But I blew up the trashcan. Also, the HoP was the one who found out by a complete fucking stroke of luck, being apparently the only person outside of the occasional warden that uses security cameras.
>was too busy sperging out at its single borg to stop people
>gets its borg killed in a plasmafire
>forgets to make turrets lethal
>gets rekt by a pair of atmos techs with an axe
But I'm a filthy lazy casual I dont like having to middle click twice to get to module 3.
Throw at moving target
Moving target falls and is legcuffed
Retrieve bolas from legcuff slot when the work is done.
What do firelocks have to do with door crushing?
Do they do anything if the guy is standing still?
I chucked em at a sec officer standing there and he just laughed at me.
oh, thanks for the tip.
Goddamnit people here are so much better than on shitty /tg/.
They used to be run by a furry despot who tabled and griefed people all round and de-adminned anyone who disagreed with him.
MrRedditOne isn't much better either, desu
now if only we had a guide to properly countering revolutionaries as a head of staff/secman.
My best strategy so far is raiding cargo and pumping out implants in a mad attempt to figure out whodunnit and kill them.
>Kidnap and implant cargo before the revs get them
>Tell Cargo they get whatever they want and it is open season on anybody that aint them
>Let them sort this mess out themselves
The only real strategy in Revolution is to set up a fucking fortress in Security and basically stock up enough firepower to disintegrate anything coming within sight of the Brig windows
Revolution is by a large stretch the shittiest gamemode still playable on our server, with a small exception for Monkey as it may still be possible in some form, in which case it's Rev without flash or implant protection
Yeah there's a reason why rev got removed from goon and paradise, it was too shitty even for them.
That being said it's probably the most challenging fights in the game and a true test of robustness if you're sec or one of the heads
I suppose you could just murder anyone flashing people on suspicion that they're rev heads before the revcucks get their shit together and start stockpiling weapons, but the clever fuckers usually have converted 3/4 of the station by then
>borgs dont have feelings
But they're human brains inside a machine, they should still have feelings as long as it doesnt conflict with their laws.
>hey anon, mind putting your..length into this open door way?
>No! It wont slam shut!
A lot of these rounds lately just feel like the antags either never make a move or get caught and destroyed almost instantly. That or I'm just never targeted and miss all the crazy happenings.
>Try to run a gimmick and die in 10 seconds to a horde of validboys
>End up just being a stealth fuck as antag now
I'm considering just going on murderspree for the sake of having SOMETHING for someone to be interested in, but I know errybody hates getting killed so eh
Reuben Shafer had a good one. He went around flesh to stoning people and mind swapping them; only to swap back. Everyone ended up with powers and the station was filled with stone and confusion.
Possible I could get some testers for my own private server? Just want to stress test it currently if anyone is willing.
Add me on steam if you want to test it out
We need more duels.
Why I remember one time A Greyshit subverted the AI and took the nuke to the upload. He somehow got the disc and code and threatened to set it off if nobody could beat him in shirtless wrestling. 13 brave recruits went into the upload one at a time to wrestle shitlessly.
The greyshirt beat them all up and detonated
>roundtype wasn't extended, it was just rail sucking off monkeymen all round without antagging
why even turn it on
>That high school philosophy from the ai
What the fuck.
>Someone says there is a Wiz
>Straight away Zach breaks into chemistry and makes thermite
>Steals a sec hardsuit
>Themites into the captains's quarters and breaks in to get the gun
Wew. His greytiding is actually beginning to worry me now. Won't be long until Pain starts to hand out the day bans if he keeps on this slippery slope.
Holy shit that had to have been the saltiest I've been in a while, and not even from an antag.
>Be clown, honkin around
>Wizard turning people into clowns, think of ways to prank him
>Talking to honkmother
>Wizard mimes me, honkmother disowns me, kill myself with bike horn
>Ghost around a bit while RD plays with my head
>Explore centcomm in hopes that it's raging mages
>Go back to my body, I'm in an EXPOSED BRAIN on a robotics table
>Oh I'll just flicker the lights
>Flicker the lights, roboticist ignores it
>Flicker lights more, he activates the posibrain
>No I want my normal brain, posibrain doesn't activate and I flicker lights again
>He activates the posibrain AGAIN YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>My brain is exposed on the table rotting, but will never be as rotten as the brain of this roboticist
>Brain eventually dies, FUCK IT I'll be the posibrain
>Be the posibrain, and start to be snide about the roboticist having a dead brain on the table, he says it was inactive
>I ask if the lights were flickering, he says yes and I comment on how MAYBE that brain still had another chance
>Also notice that posibrains can't harm humans as stated in their rules SO NOW I CAN'T HARM THE WIZARD
>Whatever, ask to be made an odysseus mech and he puts me in it, at least he doesn't do that slowly
>Ask him to follow me to RnD to make chloral hydrate syringes so I can at least capture the wizard in my sleeper
>He goes into RnD
>Tell him I need chloral hydrate
>"What reagent do you want?"
>"I don't see it"
>Tell this fucker the recipe for chloral, he eventually makes it
>Prints syringes out of the autolathe like I tell him
>Tell him to fill it with only 10 chloral or else it's harm and put the syringes on the ground
>See wizard walking towards pods
>HE PUTS THE SYRINGES IN HIS BACKPACK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THEM IF YOU HAVE THEM AHHHHH
I TRIED PUTTING YOU IN THE MMI AND YOU NEVER CAME BACK YOU JACKASS. As soon as I got your head I went to surgery and got your brain out and went to put you in a MMI for about 20 seconds and nothing so I assumed you suicided and logged out.
>He says "let's go on the shuttle bro" when I just want to stop the wizard, even if it is a bit valid thirsty since that was my intentions ever since the roboticist mentioned to my posibrain that there's a wizard
>Think whatever, head to arrivals, see the CE flamethrowering pods
>Wizard is in a pod, I head to mounter sleeper him since I have no syringes
>Miss pod he's in by one second
>Still madder at that roboticist for the hell I was put through as a ghost and posibrain
Well according to his post, I think he came back. You should have known by the blinking lights to at least try. There's no harm in putting a brain back in a MMI when you can remove it at any time, or leaving it in there even since there's so many spares.
It wouldn't let me put the brain in the MMI if his soul wasn't there. That is why I put the brain on the table. I went to the geneticist after to try and get the clown/mime curse shit sorted out and that geneticist did a damn good job too.
>Plasma windows lessened the damage from laser fire by half (2 windows would mean 1/4 damage, etc.)
Would give some use to them besides being harder to break and somehow increasing solar efficiency
whisper "f-f-fuck sec"
>entire crew dead
>antag who didn't kill anyone but supplied weapons to antags who killed everyone gets killed
>"next time I'm just gonna kill everyone"
I mean your chances of survival do go up when you murder people and if someone goes on the radio and broadcast "Help X is a tater!" your kinda fucked in the stealth department.
i was another roboticist that round, i tried to put your brain on the MMI multiple times, you never were inside it. we need an advice for when someone tries to put your brain on the MMI, something like the one you get when you're a ghost and someone is trying to revive you with a defribillator.
That reminds me when I was
Playing on another serverAs soon as word got out AI was rogue the fucking chemist ran out with a fuck tonne of thermite. Burned the walls in. Then personally killed the AI with a fire extinguisher
>Seeing a greyshirt unknown running around - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
>LYNCH [You] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvzFcqKbXw
>When sec arrests you when you geniunely dindunuffin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc
>Nuke ops - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-EP_OdtzQ or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDHmSPIX0-0
>Getting busted for clowning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzSKX4KLb4&index=13&list=PLYTn9JkezlFe6D08zO6z6aiET82hkAi-R
>Medbay theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM
>Engineering theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk
>Sec theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsS0cvTxU-8
>Science theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg
>Service theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epAXIdQrd5E
>Cargo theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXTymQ6J6M
>Greytide theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2A6IuTdaMA
I hear what you're saying because of the title but listen to the music. Feels perfect for someone walking the halls and greytiding. Breaking into departments, stealing everything not bolted down, punching random people because you don't give a fuck.
>successfully fend off constructs until pod launches
>escape alone, bleeding, and battered
>look back at burning station, with Nar-Sie breaking it to pieces
>"I'll be the roooooundabout"
>Thread about this last night on /v/
>Never finished setting up
>Finally figure shit out this morning
>suggested servers were Goonstation 2 if EU and 4 if U.S. (U.S. here)
>And if those are dead, /vg/
>A dozen horror stories about godawful admins and such on /vg/
Given I'm new as fuck, would it be a liable idea to use /vg/ to learn the game and just keep my head down?
Aight nigga lemme hit you the fuck up
Either you got baited or Im gettin baited but fuck it my dicks big I dont care
Goon got the best code but theyre a sekrit club and dead as fuck
Hippie and TG are like space detriot, dont even bother. They aint even got fuckin robocop like god damn its worse than real detriot
Bay and Polaris and all that shit are chatrooms with atmospherics, dont even bother nigga
/vg/ is a rampant cesspool of ass. Its a congregation of all the people who got banned for calling everyone a gay nigger faggot on the other servers, so take that as you will. Some admins are half way decent human beings, the rest are fucking mongoloids. Our place base is beyond awful, stay the fuck out of the thread if you decide to play here.
All that said, don't even play the fucking game, dude. Uninstall BYOND, get the fuck out while you can nigga. For your safety, not ours.
This game is like fucking crack, you get stuck and no matter how bad you try and escape you always keep gettin fucked.
One of our old admins had his fiance leave him because he was always tryna fuck people ingame
Go ahead and check out the /vg/, a lot of skilled spessmen are here and they can teach you stuff if they're feeling kind.
As long as you read the wiki located at ss13.moe and will follow the rules, we won't try to ruin your fun. In fact, we'll probably protect you from shitters if you timely adminhelp about them.
This is an admin.
He is the valid hungriest motherfucker. Aight so you know TTT and shit? Aight well valids are basically niggas you're allowed to kill and not get banned. So they made the most rabid motherfucker around the new admin. This what the fuck you're bout to get into, >>130434925
>Hippie /tg/ are Detroit
>Bay and Polaris and that whole shitfest
That bit I figured, thankfully.
>That entire last segment
Then yeah, this is what I want, thanks. I'll be on whenever.
Neither of us got baited, just a light misunderstanding.
Have a wonderful day, Anon. Hope you like your drugs.
As long as they don't try to ERP with me, I enjoy the cute girl personas.
>The stratification in this thread
I feel like there's some major meta shit going on that I'm completely out of the loop on.
We have about 4 dedicated shitposters who've been banned from our server who really cant get over it.
Muse on that for a while, how many people who are permabanned on GOON and still extremely salty about it would be posting in a thread on /v/ compared to the people permabanned on our server?
And make sure to ignore salty motherfuckers like this one,>>130435610
We have our own share of desperate shitposters who got banned for legitimate issues and now shit up the thread with whining.
This shit right here will get you hated, nigga. Don't be one of those niggas who sit in the bar and try to chat up the 32x32 grills. When you're making your character, be a human.
Nigga who said I was banned? ckey is dudefist32
I like how you didn't address the points about handing the ability to ban people to the valid hungriest motherfucker around
ERP is bannable here. If some homo tries to ERP with you, press F1 to ahelp it and get them banned for being the ultimate faggot.
Also, the thread is where all the losers that got banned go to anonymously stir shitstorms since they can't play anymore and got nothing to do but shitpost.
Does it even matter?
Aside from vox and their overplayed fucking "muh broken engleesh" no one bothers to play aliens different.
Lemme clue you up on some lingo
A bad guy, can be killed without admin repurcusions
Read the damn rules, different people are valid for different reasons
Press F1 or click the adminhelp button to report some bad stuff or ask for help. If you ever dont know what to do, ask the admins, they'll help you out.
If you get killed for no discernable reason, F1.
Has a slightly different meaning here than other, more RP based places.
Metagaming is using knowledge that you would have absolutely no ability to know, ever.
For example, your doctor character can still set up the engine, but he can't ditch his position to hunt the space around the station for enemy ships at the start of the round.
Basically, taking every single possible step to achieving a position where you will win in every single thing you try to do. You won't get here for a long time. Bannable, depending on which faggot admins are on.
A traitor, a undercover agent sent in to be a bad guy. They get to buy special shit, like lightsabers (Called eswords) to fuck shit up. Valid, but only if you're 100% certain they're a bad guy.
What I meant is, the idea behind it is cute, but the reality is godawful, so I block it out. I wouldn't be playing this just to sit around doing nothing until a naked guy with a crowbar runs up and then beats me to a bloody pulp.
That's good to hear. And hey, at least they make good bump bots.
I read up on the Goon beginner's and rules guide last night, doing the same with the /vg/ one now. Thanks for the tips, Anon. Hope you don't end up stuck in the airlock with a clown.
Evil alien who steals people's idenities. Valid, but only if you've confirmed they're a ling
A fucking wizard. Valid.
Catchphrase of the clown.
Usually follows a prank or humilating act by the clown, or someone else.
Your Personal Data Assplug. Send and recieve messages and shit
Your ID card. Gives you access to areas around the station. Different jobs have different access levels.
Security. They're the cops. They wear red. Don't fuck with them.
Science department. Fucking nerds who make guns and mech suits.
Big machine that gibs people. Used by the chef to steal meat from dead bodies.
Could refer to either Metaclub (a map), THE Metaclub (basically the Illuminati. A group of players on the server who subtly influence affairs through shitposting in the thread and their admin connections. Consists mostly of admins and famous players. Could also refer to metagaming.
The most popular map
Another map. This one has a bunch of abandoned maintence corridors to explore
Another map. This one is three stations, with shuttles connecting each station.
Glad to help, more incoming
Post terms/phrases you don't understand, Ill clue you up
I do and people complain in the thread about it when I do
All vox players are just humans with perfect english or russian braindeads.
Maybe it's because half the time I'm building a nest somewhere and nobody sees me for over an hour
Antagonists, sent to spice the round up. Consists of traitors, ling, wizards, evil cults, and more!
A part of the Engineering department. They maintain the stations atmosphere, letting you breathe. They also flood the air with deadly, flamable toxins every now and again.
The release of the purple gas "plasma" into the air, usually from Atmos. It will ignite at the smallest spark and roast you alive. Usually ends the round.
A fucking blackhole that the station uses to power, via Hawking Radiation and other shit.
Sucks stuff into it, obviously. Usually contained but will break out sometimes, usually because an antag wills it. Releasing the singularity is known as a "singuloose"
Engines, with varying degrees of complexity and power production.
The station's AI and cyborgs
The station's AI. Actually controlled by a player. Usually set to Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics.
A cyborg. Usually a slave to the AI, and on the Asimov lawset
Want me to keep going, new guy?
generally from my experience vox are just players who are good at this game and want to fuck around more while ignoring shitlers trying to get them valids
purposely putting oneself at a handicap is the best
I never used the word robust, I've yet to see a vox try to do proper combat and win. vox heists always have some hilarious light rp going, but vg has this weird thing where any rp is bay rp and by extension insanely autistic and then we get validhunters who die and complain about murderbones
For fucking real, nigger?
>J-Just burn them!
By the time you've reached into your toolbelt for your welder, they've already windowslammed you into Apeh.
But Greys are the shittest race, mechanically speaking. If you want a handicap, play grey
>Security cyborg, combine security and the cyborg, a rolling machine of death and destruction in the (traitor) right hands.
>Malf, AI traitor with the sole intent of killing everyone on board the station, cyborgs are it's minions in this.
>Cult, a group of idiots trying to summon Nar'sie while trying to avoid security like the plague.
>Revolution, a group of people trying to kill the command staff.
>COMDOM, A shitty captain or captain in general.
>Pomf, Lord and savior.
If there was no pomf and no nuklearcellphone this world would be a much better place.
The other admins wouldn't be as corrupted as they are now, though they do not even try to be themselves.
I remeber the server we had before you literal losers took over by force and sent away the rightful server hosts with your hate and memes and circle jerking.
Actual, serious losers.
You don't even deserve a second of sympathy.
fucking noob ops.
They need to go to the mikecari school of stealth ops training.
go away Gamergate nerd
i'm >>130427115 and i'm talking from a roboticist point of view; as a roboticist, i never receive LOOC messages telling me to put the brain on the MMI and i try to use the brain on the MMI multiple times; then, shit like this happens: >>130421078
good one kid
spamming e-bow bolts down a hallway doesn't make you robust. guy cant aim for shit lmao
>greytiders assaulting sec after stealing captains spare
In case of a conflict between sentences (for instance Theft and Grand Theft), apply the higher one and cancel out the other. Note that stacking different sentences (Murder and Grand Theft) is fine although Perma is preferable for extreme streaks of crime.
>Late join last round
>Arrivals is dark
>First thing I hear is people dying over comms
>2 minutes to shuttle arrival
>Someone calls for help in the bar toilets
>Its exposed to space
>Drag him out, ask two guys in podbay for a medkit for his bleeding ass
>Open the door to the pods
>4 people fighting to get in
>Other one is welded shut
>Be mechanic, weld it open
>Mime inside with a welded locker
>Don't even ask, just get inside
>Trying to CPR + Feed my patient dex
>Shit HoS with a shit name joins
>Pushes us all out the way
>Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!
>HoS handcuffs and buckles themselves to the chair because LOL SO RANDUM!!!!
>Mime sprints back into the pod at the last second
>I'm on the door tile
>Fight to keep the toilet guy alive
>Celebrate in OOC when we dock at CentComm
The music synced up so well
Thanks mime, you were a legend
>late night round
>get hit on in a crude way
>give a little lip but the guy is cool and accepts it
>feel a bit inclined to repay him
>go put on a purple swim suit, stockings, mask and chicken mask and snap some pics
>go and drop off the lewd package and proceed to lose my shit the remainder of the round
Its finally happening. Anyone got a bullet I can borrow?
>wizard teleports into my office
>turns me into a changeling abomination mutant
>turns miner into catbeast
>spend rest of round crying about my existential crisis in medbay
>implying I wouldn't enjoy it more that way
The problem with that is, you don't get a bwoink if someone does that with your brain, unlike with cloning or defibbing. He might just be ghosting around with no idea what you're trying to do.
So it's usually a good idea to at least speak out the name of the person (so he can read it in deadchat and maybe know something's up), and try again later.
Man I sure do love rev rounds.
Such a great gametype
>tfw silicon often
>tfw always pick standard for that VERSATILITY
>tfw i liberally apply a helpbaton whenever anyone comes even close to suggesting something lewd
feels good to have a nonharmful way of humiliating carbons who proceed to yell ITS KILLING ME HELP MALF MAKE THERMITE BLOW THE BORGS DECON THE APCS
ok heres how 2
set up the PA, turn on every emitter and field barrier in order that allows you to go back and not touch any turned on barrier
turn on the PA, set it to power 2 till singu has a nice size (3rd level iirc)
then keep the PA on, set the power to 0, congrats you're done
not rly you still gotta set up the arrays (just get a plasma tank, fill 6 canisters with plasma, shove them into arrays, click arrays to enable them)
configure SMESes you're done well done i'm proud of you
Yes, but ONLY AFTER the score has actually appeared.
I mean... if you do it seconds before the score appears you probably won't be banned but you will be incessantly made fun of
okay good, i made an uhoh asking for help in ooc but at least the admins didnt ream me for it. how difficult is it to play station engineer assuming there's a competent chief? i hate not having something to do if chemist is full and i dont wanna look like a fool every time i do something outside of my comfort zone
>round goes well
>about to walk into escape shuttle
>it leaves the second before I step on the tile
>fly off into space
You can super easily dick up the station but that's part of learning. Also just cause there's a CE doesn't mean they know shit.
Basically just go for it, don't be afraid, and use the wiki guides. Worst case, bwoink an admin if you need help.
I know this feeling. was late getting my coffee maker
>seeking valids is bad
>quietly completing your tator objectives and letting the round continue for 3 hours is boring
>avoiding getting valided is bad
>letting yourself get valided is unrobust
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
You're just assuming that escape will get bombed.
That'd be like staying out of the science hallway because "it's going to flood with plasma".
Self-defense and being a paranoid fuck are two different things.
It's almost as if different people enjoy different aspects of the same game, and anonymously share differing opinions.
You fucking WHAT
And yet, look where we are.
We are lost. Cursed from the moment we made a user account.
We all have before us one of two fates:
1. Be on the same space station every time, experiencing the same rounds play out the same way in a vicious cycle every time until the end of our days.
2. Falling from grace out of apathy, anger, and frustration, exiled to the land of the banned untouchables known as /ss13g/.
You can learn a lot about life from spess.
Help yourself by breaking the cycle.
>all these people who hate the station and think it all ends with inevitable bans
>enjoy the station, play regularly, never banned, leave and come back on a several month cycle
I am to this day consistently surprised by how the game twists and turns as time goes on. The only times I feel that everything is the same is the first 10 minutes where everyone is setting up.
Oh, newguy, you should be aware, 2hotdogs is a meme.
I also encourage Ahelping.
It's the only way to ensure every round shits get appropriate justice.
This way, when grey tiders are a problem round after round, they can be removed until they learn how to play.
>that absolutely satisfying feeling when you disguise as an assistant as a newcop and grab the disk without anyone realizing
>First thing they do is attack an AI well known for taking pictures and posting them to the crew
>All crew have confirmed nuke OP shots within 30 seconds of the attack
They couldn't have gotten their stealth blown harder if they tried.
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Box Station/ with 29 votes and a 69% chance of winning
>try to teach the station the power of entertainment by making them clowns
>turn all but Randome in the medbay into clowns and horseheads
>chlorals me when I come back later after theres like four mechs roaming the hallway
>decapitated for having fun
>meanwhile lethal wizards killin bitches
s-sorry for not being more active earlier in the round.
Jobbanning terrible antags when?
Im sick and tired of all these shit rounds lately because of all these shitty players picking antag then not knowing how to fucking do it
There was FOUR wizards and they were ALL terrible
every single one
The first two were awful, the third actually did some damage then killed themselves and the forth I didn't watch because I didn't want any more pain
>master running around the station
>goes into security office, theres an officer there
>a wizard appears, transforms the officer and leaves
>master goes back into the room
>sec officer lazers him to death
>claims/thinks he was the wizard
>mediborg comes in
>ignores the husk and leaves
>nobody does anything about it for the rest of the round
Cause I saw a teleport sprite and then I was staff of changed and you were the only person I could see. Then there was a time stop and you were still the only person I saw and you were moving around.
I'm really sorry I killed you man. Wizard tricks
>ay lmao sucks
>oh man vox raiders is the shittiest game mode
>meteors aren't fun
What fucking gamemodes DO you people like?
>banned cause bad
but then you wouldn't ever get to play an antag
>the first two were awful
>the third actually did some damage
MY GOAL WASN'T TO CAUSE DAMAGE
I DID MY JOB, I WAS TRADING THE NUKE DISK FOR THE CE JUMPSUIT BUT I GOT CHLORALED FOR TRYING TO HAVE FUN. People like you who instantly think this is TDM every time theres an antag need to relax and have some fun. Not everyones out to kill you.
Changeling is pretty bad
Xenos isn't even a roundtype anymore, just an event
Wizard is sometimes good, Raging Mages is occsionally good
Heist can either be tons of fun for the raiders and no fun for the crew or some fun for the crew and negative fun for the raiders
Meteors can be fun unless you're the bartender
>jobbanning antags that don't go for objectives
I'm tired of faggots that think murdering half the crew for the CMO's jumpsuit is being a good antag.
We should give people a 3 strikes rule: don't get greentext 3 times and you're antagbanned.
Regular traitors, double agents, nuke ops, and blob are alright.
I think I'm a decent wizard but I never get it.Ling is hot garbage and completely conter-intuitive as far as antagonization goes, because eliminating single targets until you get enough rape points to faceroll the station isn't exciting. It's nothing like it's source material either. Vampire is slightly better because the powers encourage you to get a little aggressive. Cult is too since it gets people involved in the round.
Vox and meteors need to be removed from rotation though though. Colonial Marines is less autistic and finicky rule-wise than heist, and meteors are somehow less involved and more disempowering than changeling.
>wasting antag rolls and letting rounds drag on because you're not doing your objectives like a professional affiliated with the Syndicate/Wizard federation/whatever
Absolute cancer. You'll be the first to go once antagbans start rolling in.
Joke's on you I don't even play antag
But what the fuck kind of system is banning someone just because they don't complete their objectives a few times? You do understand that some objectives are very difficult and some objective combinations are literally impossible, right? And how the fuck are you supposed to learn how to antag if you get banned for not succeeding?
It'll never happen. You're more likely to get argonian piss whizzards around here.
kinda, i once hid a scrying orb in waste disposals as my anchor, the only way they managed to kill me was because i also had recall item on my moonlight greatsword and when i recalled it, some smartass had put it in a locker with himself, teleporting him to me along with the sword.
>not going balls to the walls greytide and actually antagonizing people
>just stealing undies like a cuck
>how the fuck are you supposed to learn how to antag if you get banned for not succeeding?
git gud with antag on other servers
don't shit up this server with your shitty antagging
come here when you can antag
git robust son
So in other words, you're butthurt that other people are taking "your" antag rolls, and since you haven't done anything to prove that you're not a shitty antagonist yourself I have to assume you're just a faggot.