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Last time on /ss13g/
>Duny taking credit for the fireplace
>blood transfusions still useless
>hard drugs in the cryo mix

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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First for traps and boipussy!
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>>130397024
Niggly pls
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Reminder that a good waifu is also good at their job

Don't get a shitty waifu
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reminder that elim actually made the fireplace and the campfire sprites and that anon last thread was retarded
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>>130397608

Elim made the ORIGINAL sprites
Deity created improved sprites that make the fireplace not look like a wall painting
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>>130396764
>obtain firebird from dead wizard
>decide to take it for a spin to the AI's satellite to subvert it
>trapped in black void and admins refuse to help me

t-thanks
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>>130397806
>subverting the ai
you deserved it
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This happened.
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>"/tg/station is an example of a medium-rp server"

t. Reddit
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>Try to use emag on communication console to maybe start a Syndicate even by telling them to BLOW IT ALL UP
>Nothing
>Die in Failed plasma fire because I left my crowbar in my backpack and emag doesnt od shit to firelocks
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>now brute damage of 15+ prevents bones from being fixed

When will this end.
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>when you accidentally picked up a furry roleplay autism simulator for the gameplay
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>>130398007
>t.

What the fuck is this?
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>>130397791
yeah, that was my entire point
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>>130398043
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>>130398098
Hi newfag
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>play cultist
>before me and the rest of my crew can do anything, the shuttle is called
>get a sword
>hide in shuttle
>kill everybody that passes
Feels good
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>>130398007
>"medium-rp is fun, you shitterlord"

t. Reddit
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>>130398095
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>wizard summons guns
>flood the station with n2o to knock out the tator crew
>everyone immediately calls malf
>everyone goes insane with valid fever
>captain kills the wizard and takes the teleport scroll
>he doesn't subvert me
>he doesn't card me
>he just ions me

it ain't easy being blue.
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>>130398169
I see it all the time since the we wuz kings shit started.
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>accidentally ready up for a round i don't want to play
>mechanic
>guns everywhere
>take my gun and run into medbay to show them that suit sensors don't save lives
>gun in mouth pull the trig
>rail goes all sjw on my ass and saves my life anyway
>lay in medbay until N20 comes
>run into security with the hopes that i'll get lethal injection'd
>after being told to "not resist" and promptly tasered like any good ferguson cop would do I get taken up into the execution chamber
>Warden fumbles around trying to figure how to electrocute me
>Nothing works
>We go into the target practice area so they can try and rig me up onto a target
>tell them to let me go so I can run around trying to dodge shots
>die in 5 seconds
>"I bet he'll think that was a boring death" it was
>try to give me a space funeral
>don't even hold any sort of ceremony, just an attempt made to shoot my ass out into space
>a coffin is place conveniently at escape and my body is put in
>warden pushes my body two tiles outside of escape and leaves me there
>decide to start spookin' Zach because its the new meme
>cultists make me into a visible ghost
>go immediately to security and spook the shit out of the Cap, Warden and HoS
>spook out Rail and other Vox birds
>Kayahi beats the shit out of himself for the sole reason of trying to get it so that I can write in blood
>"why did I do this on the shuttle"
How does writing in blood even fucking work desu?
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who the fuck sabotaged toxins storage
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>>130398095
nigger
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>>130398192
Clown here, I wish you would have let me get on, I was about to explode anyway.
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>>130398043
hi OyVey
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>>130398315
Needs to be a cult round and there needs to be a certain amount of cultists converted, then you can write in blood.
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>>130398315
I think you can only do it when narsy is loose
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>>130398486
>>130398043
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>>130398095
sleep tight little voxxer
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>>130398315
Writing in blood is only a cultist thing and it doesnt work. Or maybe its for runes i dont fucking know. Also theres no wire under the chair in the execution chamber which is why no electric chairs work
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Lifeweb party is still up
Forums at http://goodboys.club/ , join the party by clicking the "Server 1:party" buttons on the top.

If your account is made in 2015/2016 you MIGHT not be able to use server 1 and 2
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>>130398564
>Tried playing it off that he was just joking in deadchat so people would stop making fun of him

He's truly pathetic.
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>>130398029
Can you tell me what bone that was and exactly how much damage it had?
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>>130398253
Next time don't be a validhunting shitlord maybe?
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>>130398680
Fuck. I always assumed that it was just bugged.
Not that a lethal injection (followed by cremation if possibly changeling) isn't the most efficient way to remove syndi-cake.
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>>130398989
Left hand, 19 brute damage. I can understand its easier to break that bone, but cmon, I'd like to be able to patch some stuff before reviving some one.
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>>130398098
Reddit please leave
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>Wind pushes you into a wall
>Proceed to go into crit
Why is this a thing?
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>>130399105
I'll check that tomorrow, I am fairly sure it's meant to only do it at 30+ damage. The reason for that message is that before the hand would immediately break after being fixed.
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>>130398315
Sorry Grubba. I really wish you could trap visible ghosts or manifested ones into soulstones so you could put them back in the game.
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>>130397086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ
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>>130399246

Because having a flow of air so hard it sends you head-first into a wall would most likely total you in real life
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>>130398531
>>130398680
>Cultists are so shit that people don't know that you can write in blood/think you can only write in blood when Nar-Sie is already loose
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>>130399475
You can write without nar-sie loose, I've done it before.
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>>130399391
God I hate all these crime shows talking about internet shit
Who writes this shit?
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>>130399470
And just mere seconds in a vacuum would cause your body to horrifically deflate and kill you. Yet you can last a minute or two in SS13.
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>>130399616
not him but he's saying people who think u have to summon nar-sie for writing in blood are retarded
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>>130399773
ease up there Dobson
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>>130399616
>People are so shit at reading that they think I'm disagreeing with them
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>>130399626
SPEED WEED
DICK WOLF
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>>130399904
I need to go to bed.
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>tfw you start liking hearing people referring to you as "she"
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>>130399897
Upon exposure to a space vacuum, the nitrogen within your blood stream will concentrate and then expand, ultimately causing your skin to inflate itself to twice your size.
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>>130400474
Fuck of Rail
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>>130399909
>used to play a flash mmo called realm of the mad god
>one of the new low-level dungeons had minions that dropped a plant that gave you the "speedy" effect which multiplied your speed stat by like 2.5 for 10 seconds
>literally everyone calling it speed weed on the first day
>speed weed dealers gouging prices because rushing through dungeons to fight the boss is popular

Thanks CSI.
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>>130400654
All those waifus characters online and you choose the dumb smelly bird?
You must really like birds.
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>>130398253
sauce
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>>130400856
>realm of the mad god

THAT FUCKING GAME
>max spd
>max def
>had hacks so i shouldn't die
>DIE ANYWAY
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>130401442
>so fucking bad even hacks can't save you
wew
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>>130401442
>hackers godmoding on top of skull shrines
>TP to him
>die
>he apologizes and gears me up better than before

I miss being kinda well known in that game, but oh well.
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Used to only listen to this while playing, it made the game absolutely terrifying in lowpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLL_iunwPL4

but now listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZiSPYWgd5E

Totally changes the mood of the game

FTL's soundtrack fits well too.
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>>130402068
If you are going to listen to literal mall music, you might as well just listen to Vapor Wave or Mall Soft.
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>>130402247
If you are just listening and not watching you have totally missed the point of vaporwave
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>tfw all you listen to is video game music
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>>130398095
Sleep Tight Little Voxxer
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Who is the Donald Trump of the admin team?
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>>130403262
Mrpain
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>>130399067
>literally the only being on the station that isn't trying to kill everything else
>validhunting

This thread gives me so much mileage out of this picture.
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>>130403279
Cpt_Wad he's fucking retarded
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>>130401292
http://darkcloak.deviantart.com/art/DF-Adventurers-293011250

It's actually pretty good for being DeviantAut-ism.
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>>130403593
what did I do
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>>130403385
>valids are only for killing u guys
Weird that secborgs live in a state of constant validhunting then, huh?
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>>130403868
>wahh wahh, im an unrobust player that still has antag roles on! nobody should ever try to stop antags from fucking up the station because thats bad and powergaming!

shut up gay baby
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>>130404043
>scenario in reply chain was about people who literally git made antag even without having preffs on
Rolf
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>>130404117
>just ask admins to remove you from the round if you're that much of a baby
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>>130404159
>scenario in reply chain involved AI n2o flodding entire room
Rolf
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>>130404043
You are aware you don't even need to be an antag for people to try to get their valids on you, right?
Just bring bear a monkeyman can lead borgs into hounding you constantly because you MIGHT be a changeling.
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>>130404494
Being near*
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>>130404294
>gasmask
>remove n2o atmos pump
you are literally the biggest crybaby
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>>130403868
>this person is devoted to keeping me from doing one thing, so I'm going to arbitrarily claim that they are incapable of anything but doing an unrelated and frowned upon action because it makes me look like the victim to anyone who doesn't know what happened
Literally kill yourself, you actual feminazi.
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>>130404665
>preventing harm
>catching antags
>unrelated
???
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>>130404763
M-M--M-M-M-M--M-M-M-MUH POTENT HAMS!!!!!!!!!!
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>those furry vox who always static and act like best friends every round
SCUM
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>>130404879
Jealousy
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>>130404965
>tfw your only friends will ever are bird ERPers on a 4chan roleplaying game
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>>130404965
No, they're fucking shit, I agree with him
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>tfw you constantly listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8 in any circumstance in this game
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>>130405009
ss13 is a meme game in an anime engine, get it right please
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>>130404879
Only Kayahi.
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>>130405009
Not even one them, friend, just wanted to see if I could get you madder.
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>>130404879
Oyvey, please calm down.
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>>130405452
REMEMBER THE SHOAL
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>>130405501
OVER 5 MILLION, HYUMAHN
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>>130405452
wasn't me that time, i don't hate certain vox for certain reasons, i hate all vox unequivocally
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I WANT RAIL TO SIT ON MY LAP AS WE WATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER
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>>130406397
Suit would get in the way
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>tfw no qt vox gf to take to the cinemas and hold hands with during a movie
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>changeling mime
>can't communicate with others
>share a meal with a changeling while stroking each other probiscus
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>>130406856
G A Y
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>>130396764
why don't /vg/ borgs have hotkeys to directly select their modules like on /tg/? (hit 1 for your first module for example)
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>roam around as engineer
>build a secret lair
>go to R&D, burn it and steal shit
>stand in hallway outside R&D
>smoke space cigarette
>"Blorgle"

Such is live as a Grey.
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>Cant even figure out how to rename a fucking borg
I shall now sudoku myself to sleep now, goodnight /vg/ station.
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>>130404879
But Vox are literally not furry.
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>>130406662
Easy fix. We'll just fill the place with gasses she can breath and I'll keep an oxygen tank next to me and use a mask like a cripple so she can wear a cute sundress.
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>>130407782
You literally don't get what he means by that.
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>>130407782
furry is just a term for anyone that has an anthropomorphic avatar, like those dragonfuckers for example
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>>130407740
middle mouse button to cycle your slots, it's the easiest shit in the world

humans too
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>Become a Byond member to remove adds.
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Because it turns out that the only people that know what a malfunctioning ai is besides the chemist and engis, lets do this.

If you find out that its malf, you immediately get thermite and get into the captains office to break in through where the coffee machines are, from there you pray that either you have a gun or the captain isnt a dipshit and has a gun instead of running away because he was scared.

Once you thermite weld the wall open, you proceed to shoot down the turrets so that you can get in and fuck up the ai core. And whatever retard fucking blew up the trash can fuck you, you let the borg in you fucking retard god damn, bombs dont blow up reinforced walls.
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>>130407853
that's scaly, you retard
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Did no one read that post before about milf combat?
We could have saved so much hassle from that round but instead everyone just sat around listen to everyone talk about plasma floods while saying "Well there is no plasma flood in my room right now, so everything must be fine."
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>>130407890
low quality memeing
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>>130407834
I literally get it full well. This is literally the easiest way to get (you)s.
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>>130407884
But I blew up the trashcan. Also, the HoP was the one who found out by a complete fucking stroke of luck, being apparently the only person outside of the occasional warden that uses security cameras.
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>>130407928
Pretending to be retarded is a shameful means to the (You) end.
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>that malf
>was too busy sperging out at its single borg to stop people
>gets its borg killed in a plasmafire
>forgets to make turrets lethal
>gets rekt by a pair of atmos techs with an axe
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>>130407884
>Not just heading into a dorm room/xenobiocell and telling the AI you surrender
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>>130407884
>throwing self into the core without even disabling distro
Enjoy you're plasmafludd and shunt lol
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>>130407740
We can add it but what about help/harm intent that uses those as hotkeys
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>>130407861
But I'm a filthy lazy casual I dont like having to middle click twice to get to module 3.
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>>130407994
But it's so effective.
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>>130408035
Borgs have only 2 states: Help and Harm.

on /tg/ I believe the 4 key cycles between those.
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>>130407910
What post?
Link please?
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>>130408125
Hm I think here the f key cycles between those should it should be fine
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Can you sex a cyborg?
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>>130408563
Cyborg is not for sex
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>>130408249
See >>130350389
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>>130408637
Then why is booty?
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>>130408710
Is cold metal ass, not for sex.
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>firelocks and doorcrushes
A match made in heaven
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howe 2 use bolas
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>>130408989
throw them, dick
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>>130408989
Throw at moving target
Moving target falls and is legcuffed
Retrieve bolas from legcuff slot when the work is done.
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>>130409152
it never works unlike floor tiles which have never failed me
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>>130409197

>/gsg/ screenshots

Okay
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>>130409416
His image was funny, yours isn't
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>>130409231
They have to be moving for the bolas to do shit.
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>>130409502
You kidding?
That pic of his is a slaughterfest.
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>>130408972
What do firelocks have to do with door crushing?
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>>130409197
Do they do anything if the guy is standing still?

I chucked em at a sec officer standing there and he just laughed at me.
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>>130410094
Consider the layout of the standard box main hallway and the firelocks around it.
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>>130410094
firelocks slow you down
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>>130410205
Nothing whatsoever.

It's meant for shitters who are running away with handcuffs on.
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>>130410354
oh, thanks for the tip.

Goddamnit people here are so much better than on shitty /tg/.

They used to be run by a furry despot who tabled and griefed people all round and de-adminned anyone who disagreed with him.

MrRedditOne isn't much better either, desu
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>>130408898
>>130408710
>>130408637
>>130408563
Wouldn't a cyborg have to please you by order of law2? Even by doing a simple seductive dance? Do sexbots happen in the books?
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>>130396764
now if only we had a guide to properly countering revolutionaries as a head of staff/secman.

My best strategy so far is raiding cargo and pumping out implants in a mad attempt to figure out whodunnit and kill them.
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>>130410865
>Kidnap and implant cargo before the revs get them
>Tell Cargo they get whatever they want and it is open season on anybody that aint them
>Let them sort this mess out themselves
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>>130410865

The only real strategy in Revolution is to set up a fucking fortress in Security and basically stock up enough firepower to disintegrate anything coming within sight of the Brig windows

Revolution is by a large stretch the shittiest gamemode still playable on our server, with a small exception for Monkey as it may still be possible in some form, in which case it's Rev without flash or implant protection
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>>130410647
Law 2 is a Law 2, just dont expect a happy borg
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Is the server lagging like crazy or is that just me?
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>>130410473
Speaking of /tg/, panic.
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>>130411570
Borgs don't have feelings, Anon, they are ALWAYS happy to carry out your commands
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>>130411440
Yeah there's a reason why rev got removed from goon and paradise, it was too shitty even for them.

That being said it's probably the most challenging fights in the game and a true test of robustness if you're sec or one of the heads

I suppose you could just murder anyone flashing people on suspicion that they're rev heads before the revcucks get their shit together and start stockpiling weapons, but the clever fuckers usually have converted 3/4 of the station by then
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>>130411672
>Borgs don't have feelings
>they are ALWAYS happy
Which is it?
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>>130411651
what happened now?
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>>130411795
/tg/ server is down, unconfirmed for how long. Could be forever.
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>>130411729
>Happiness is a feeling.

Anon please. Happiness is programmed into all machines. Robotic happiness is simply the machine existing.
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>>130411672
>law 2 a borg for sexy times
>its malf
>borg doorcrushes your dick off
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>>130411672
>borgs dont have feelings

But they're human brains inside a machine, they should still have feelings as long as it doesnt conflict with their laws.
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>>130411941
>hey anon, mind putting your..length into this open door way?
>No! It wont slam shut!
>Whoops!~
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>>130412002
borgs totally have feelings.
Please and thank you gets you far in order interperetation.
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>>130412131
>have good working relationship with borgs
>they let you do anything
Just don't force them to push their laws and be nice.
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>finish cryomix
>round over
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REMOVE FUCKING WIZARDS
CAN ANYONE REMEMBER A WIZARD ROUND THAT WASN'T THE EPITOME OF SHIT?
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>>130412297
>Be nice to Borgs and the AI
>They go rogue
>Kind enough to toss me into a locked cell while they murder everybody else

Remember to treat silicones like friends
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>>130412101
>>130411941
>Borg and AI still TECHNICALLY giving you what you wanted
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>>130412510
A lot of these rounds lately just feel like the antags either never make a move or get caught and destroyed almost instantly. That or I'm just never targeted and miss all the crazy happenings.
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>>130412943
>Try to run a gimmick and die in 10 seconds to a horde of validboys
>End up just being a stealth fuck as antag now

I'm considering just going on murderspree for the sake of having SOMETHING for someone to be interested in, but I know errybody hates getting killed so eh
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>>130412510
Reuben Shafer had a good one. He went around flesh to stoning people and mind swapping them; only to swap back. Everyone ended up with powers and the station was filled with stone and confusion.
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Possible I could get some testers for my own private server? Just want to stress test it currently if anyone is willing.
Add me on steam if you want to test it out
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dieretic/
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>>130413798
Best way of getting that done is probably going into IRC during more active hours and asking.
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>>130414763
Good point, thanks.
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>>130412510
That wizard round where he challenged the station to a b-ball match was pretty baller.
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>>130416625
We need more duels.

Why I remember one time A Greyshit subverted the AI and took the nuke to the upload. He somehow got the disc and code and threatened to set it off if nobody could beat him in shirtless wrestling. 13 brave recruits went into the upload one at a time to wrestle shitlessly.

The greyshirt beat them all up and detonated
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>>130407775
Apply pen to the MMI/posibrain, it'll force that name rather than give them the naming option
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>>130407775
There's a board you can print out from the exofab specifically for renaming the borg.
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>>130396764
hey im new to ss13, know the very minimum basics, what job is really fun to do? ive heard assistant, janitor and even engerneer for starting off, but whats a good fun one?
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>>130417298
Everyone has fun doing different things.
Just try out different jobs, see which ones you like.
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>>130417298
Cargo, it'll get you introduced to interacting with machines, and general items, as well as what most of the other jobs will be requiring and use
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>roundtype wasn't extended, it was just rail sucking off monkeymen all round without antagging

why even turn it on
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>Shuttling as soon as xenos show up

Did a single one of you even try fighting or were two xenos just that scary?
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>>130417298
Please don't start with engineer, you're ruining everyone's round.
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>>130418545
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>>130418545
Started out as extended, and Rail was given ling later into the round
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>>130418564
I think it was more to the point that it was a 2 hour dedpop shift and people just wanted someone to be an antag or to end the round
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>>130418545
>Absolutely nothing is happening for two hours
>That's because the only antag is fucking the bartender in the kitchen/botany.
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>>130418634
>we want the antags
>OH SHIT I SEE PURPLE IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE CALL IT MY TOE WAS STUBBED
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>>130418680
>Implying
Dude, I watched you breed those aliens about 30 minutes on cameras until I even said something.
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>>130418680
proper antags. Not a pair of xenos that weren't even intending on antaging
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Think my next gimmick will be to send the shards oxy plasma to the TEG burn chamber via waste distro thus ensuring perpetual power
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>>130419698
Simply hooking the TEG burn chamber up to the gas miners ensures perpetual power.
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if a vent/scrubber is welded, does it no longer function?
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Nothing happens when I click setup character. Have I done something wrong?
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>>130420381
It no longer emits/takes in gases, yes.
It's not broken though, unwelding it will let it continue working.
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>>130420681
Try waiting a few minutes because Byond is shit.
Try disconnecting and reconnecting because Byond is shit.
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>That high school philosophy from the ai

What the fuck.
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>>130420681
It might take a while to react.
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>>130420681
you're banned

It takes about 30 seconds to be able to interact with the menu upon joining the server
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fun round
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>>130420857
See
>>130420876

Seems an admin had a sense of humour
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>Someone says there is a Wiz
>Straight away Zach breaks into chemistry and makes thermite
>Steals a sec hardsuit
>Themites into the captains's quarters and breaks in to get the gun

Wew. His greytiding is actually beginning to worry me now. Won't be long until Pain starts to hand out the day bans if he keeps on this slippery slope.
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Holy shit that had to have been the saltiest I've been in a while, and not even from an antag.

>Be clown, honkin around
>Wizard turning people into clowns, think of ways to prank him
>Talking to honkmother
>Wizard mimes me, honkmother disowns me, kill myself with bike horn
>Ghost around a bit while RD plays with my head
>Explore centcomm in hopes that it's raging mages
>Go back to my body, I'm in an EXPOSED BRAIN on a robotics table
>Oh I'll just flicker the lights
>Flicker the lights, roboticist ignores it
>Flicker lights more, he activates the posibrain
>No I want my normal brain, posibrain doesn't activate and I flicker lights again
>He activates the posibrain AGAIN YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>My brain is exposed on the table rotting, but will never be as rotten as the brain of this roboticist
>Brain eventually dies, FUCK IT I'll be the posibrain
>Be the posibrain, and start to be snide about the roboticist having a dead brain on the table, he says it was inactive
>I ask if the lights were flickering, he says yes and I comment on how MAYBE that brain still had another chance
>Also notice that posibrains can't harm humans as stated in their rules SO NOW I CAN'T HARM THE WIZARD
>Whatever, ask to be made an odysseus mech and he puts me in it, at least he doesn't do that slowly
>Ask him to follow me to RnD to make chloral hydrate syringes so I can at least capture the wizard in my sleeper
>He goes into RnD
>Tell him I need chloral hydrate
>"What reagent do you want?"
>Chloral hydrate
>"I don't see it"
>Tell this fucker the recipe for chloral, he eventually makes it
>Prints syringes out of the autolathe like I tell him
>Tell him to fill it with only 10 chloral or else it's harm and put the syringes on the ground
>See wizard walking towards pods
>HE PUTS THE SYRINGES IN HIS BACKPACK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THEM IF YOU HAVE THEM AHHHHH

part 1/2
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>>130421030
I had nothing better to do after the no tables. Anyway, you do know I did that shit after he mimed me right anon?
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>>130421078
I TRIED PUTTING YOU IN THE MMI AND YOU NEVER CAME BACK YOU JACKASS. As soon as I got your head I went to surgery and got your brain out and went to put you in a MMI for about 20 seconds and nothing so I assumed you suicided and logged out.
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>>130421078

>He says "let's go on the shuttle bro" when I just want to stop the wizard, even if it is a bit valid thirsty since that was my intentions ever since the roboticist mentioned to my posibrain that there's a wizard
>Think whatever, head to arrivals, see the CE flamethrowering pods
>Wizard is in a pod, I head to mounter sleeper him since I have no syringes
>Miss pod he's in by one second
>Still madder at that roboticist for the hell I was put through as a ghost and posibrain
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>>130421210
>Everyone else goes to do their job to try and keep the station functional.
>Not the chef. It is his duty to get that e-gun and never catch the valids.
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>>130421249

Well according to his post, I think he came back. You should have known by the blinking lights to at least try. There's no harm in putting a brain back in a MMI when you can remove it at any time, or leaving it in there even since there's so many spares.
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>vox lynching mob didn't happen because wizard pandemonium
fuck you
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>>130421387
It wouldn't let me put the brain in the MMI if his soul wasn't there. That is why I put the brain on the table. I went to the geneticist after to try and get the clown/mime curse shit sorted out and that geneticist did a damn good job too.
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>>130421521
Go to bed oyvey, shouldn't you be worrying about cyclone stan?
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>>130421578
again wasnt me, im just out to rile up the vox not to actually lynch em
spent the round resting in front of a fire with a comfy bag on
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>>130420275
Shard's oxygen and plasma is hot
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RIP Terry Wogan
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>>130422291
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WHAT IF:

>Plasma windows lessened the damage from laser fire by half (2 windows would mean 1/4 damage, etc.)

Would give some use to them besides being harder to break and somehow increasing solar efficiency
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What do I do while almost dead?
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>>130423040
succumb
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>>130423040
Wait for someone to save you, or whisper the name of your killer to them with the last of your strength and die.
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>>130423040
whisper "f-f-fuck sec"
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>>130423613
What do I do when I actually die?
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>>130424562
Wait
Hope someone finds your body
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>>130424562
You type "ghost" and you observe, and you re-enter your corpse when someone finds it so they can clone you.
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>dead pop murderbone
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>proceed to escape
>blow myself and three other people up
>minimize casualties: Success!
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>people murderboning on lowpop
kys retards
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>entire crew dead
>antag who didn't kill anyone but supplied weapons to antags who killed everyone gets killed
>"next time I'm just gonna kill everyone"
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>>130425850
I mean your chances of survival do go up when you murder people and if someone goes on the radio and broadcast "Help X is a tater!" your kinda fucked in the stealth department.
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>>130425850
Are you talking about the cargo person?
As an auto-traitor'd gun runner mechanic I think I did a good job.
Then Engel just nukes me for no raisin.
gg engel
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is there a way to become antag on this server when I want to like other servers?

Can I ahelp to get antag?
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>>130426929
No.
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>>130426929
Sometimes you can get antag from praying but its not something that happens often
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HOW I CAN STOP CRASH
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>>130421078
i was another roboticist that round, i tried to put your brain on the MMI multiple times, you never were inside it. we need an advice for when someone tries to put your brain on the MMI, something like the one you get when you're a ghost and someone is trying to revive you with a defribillator.
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>>130405074
wtf anon are you me?

Gimme that ckey so I get put you on the meta list
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>>130420681
It won't work if you have your preround status to ready
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If you had to present one song a theme to describe ss13 what would it be?
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>>130416976
holy shit I would have liked to see that
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>>130429558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM
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>>130408000
That reminds me when I was Playing on another server As soon as word got out AI was rogue the fucking chemist ran out with a fuck tonne of thermite. Burned the walls in. Then personally killed the AI with a fire extinguisher
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>>130429558

>Seeing a greyshirt unknown running around - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
>LYNCH [You] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvzFcqKbXw
>When sec arrests you when you geniunely dindunuffin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc
>Nuke ops - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-EP_OdtzQ or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDHmSPIX0-0
>Getting busted for clowning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzSKX4KLb4&index=13&list=PLYTn9JkezlFe6D08zO6z6aiET82hkAi-R
>Medbay theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM
>Engineering theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk
>Sec theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsS0cvTxU-8
>Science theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg
>Service theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epAXIdQrd5E
>Cargo theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXTymQ6J6M
>Greytide theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2A6IuTdaMA
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>>130430683
>Atmos tech theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
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>>130430683
>>130430798
>Wizard theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-NShfefks
>Non-humans and RP ass motherfuckers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
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>Celt's Hypothermia kicks in theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQbX3WnC6k
WERE WE EVER COLDER ON THAT DAY A MILLION MILES AWAY
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>Having to go to Medbay, EVER - https://youtu.be/4GL92NlNuJQ?t=10
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>>130427115
Dude just use LOOC to tell the roboticist that the brain is still active
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>round end after Nar-Sie rises theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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>>130430683
>greytide theme
>not valid like salid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpLqmoz1iE
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>>130433496
Nice
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>>130433496
>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN and you aren't a cultist theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew3--XVFioU
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>>130433883
That's the catbeast theme
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>>130433496
Motherfucking good tastes here
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>>130434264
I hear what you're saying because of the title but listen to the music. Feels perfect for someone walking the halls and greytiding. Breaking into departments, stealing everything not bolted down, punching random people because you don't give a fuck.
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>>130433496
>successfully fend off constructs until pod launches
>escape alone, bleeding, and battered
>look back at burning station, with Nar-Sie breaking it to pieces
>"I'll be the roooooundabout"
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>ZAS theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs
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>Thread about this last night on /v/
>Never finished setting up
>Finally figure shit out this morning
>suggested servers were Goonstation 2 if EU and 4 if U.S. (U.S. here)
>And if those are dead, /vg/
>A dozen horror stories about godawful admins and such on /vg/
Given I'm new as fuck, would it be a liable idea to use /vg/ to learn the game and just keep my head down?
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>>130434925
>/v/
Just go away
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>>130434925
Just remove byond and forget this game ever existed
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>>130435009
I browse /v/ for the occasional good thread. And thanks for answering my question.
>>130435057
Ok... my question then is: why do you play if it's that bad?
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>>130435163
>occasional good thread
The only "occasional" good thread is always off-topic.
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>>130434925
Aight nigga lemme hit you the fuck up
Either you got baited or Im gettin baited but fuck it my dicks big I dont care

Goon got the best code but theyre a sekrit club and dead as fuck

Hippie and TG are like space detriot, dont even bother. They aint even got fuckin robocop like god damn its worse than real detriot

Bay and Polaris and all that shit are chatrooms with atmospherics, dont even bother nigga

/vg/ is a rampant cesspool of ass. Its a congregation of all the people who got banned for calling everyone a gay nigger faggot on the other servers, so take that as you will. Some admins are half way decent human beings, the rest are fucking mongoloids. Our place base is beyond awful, stay the fuck out of the thread if you decide to play here.

All that said, don't even play the fucking game, dude. Uninstall BYOND, get the fuck out while you can nigga. For your safety, not ours.

>>130435163
This game is like fucking crack, you get stuck and no matter how bad you try and escape you always keep gettin fucked.

One of our old admins had his fiance leave him because he was always tryna fuck people ingame
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>>130435163
Because I invested myself chasing glory and now it's all I have left
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>scientist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXfWWrwrlQ
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>>130435163
Go ahead and check out the /vg/, a lot of skilled spessmen are here and they can teach you stuff if they're feeling kind.

As long as you read the wiki located at ss13.moe and will follow the rules, we won't try to ruin your fun. In fact, we'll probably protect you from shitters if you timely adminhelp about them.
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>>130435432
Opposing force is better than the main game in every way save for the last boss
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>>130435453
This is an admin.

He is the valid hungriest motherfucker. Aight so you know TTT and shit? Aight well valids are basically niggas you're allowed to kill and not get banned. So they made the most rabid motherfucker around the new admin. This what the fuck you're bout to get into, >>130434925
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>>130435321
>Goon
I... see.
>Hippie /tg/ are Detroit
>Bay and Polaris and that whole shitfest
That bit I figured, thankfully.
>That entire last segment
Then yeah, this is what I want, thanks. I'll be on whenever.
Neither of us got baited, just a light misunderstanding.
Have a wonderful day, Anon. Hope you like your drugs.
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>>130434925
How do you feel about fat neckbeards pretending to be cute girls
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>>130435704
As long as they don't try to ERP with me, I enjoy the cute girl personas.

>The stratification in this thread
I feel like there's some major meta shit going on that I'm completely out of the loop on.
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>>130435615
We have about 4 dedicated shitposters who've been banned from our server who really cant get over it.

Muse on that for a while, how many people who are permabanned on GOON and still extremely salty about it would be posting in a thread on /v/ compared to the people permabanned on our server?
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>>130434925
And make sure to ignore salty motherfuckers like this one,>>130435610
We have our own share of desperate shitposters who got banned for legitimate issues and now shit up the thread with whining.
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>>130435930
Oh please, Vulgaris has always been a validhungry faggot.
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Hippie is and alway has been the best server.
VG and TG are literal reddit servers
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>>130435615
>>130435876
This shit right here will get you hated, nigga. Don't be one of those niggas who sit in the bar and try to chat up the 32x32 grills. When you're making your character, be a human.

>>130435896
>>130435930
Nigga who said I was banned? ckey is dudefist32

I like how you didn't address the points about handing the ability to ban people to the valid hungriest motherfucker around
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>>130435876
ERP is bannable here. If some homo tries to ERP with you, press F1 to ahelp it and get them banned for being the ultimate faggot.

Also, the thread is where all the losers that got banned go to anonymously stir shitstorms since they can't play anymore and got nothing to do but shitpost.
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>>130436115
>be a human
No, no.
We need more greys, our numbers must swell.
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>>130436115
If you're having legitimate grievances over an aspect of my admining, why won't you stop shitposting and head over to the forums?

I thought so.
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>>130436272
You're a fucking loser and no one likes you. :)
t. nuklearcellphone
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>>130436114
Nice bait
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>>130436269
Does it even matter?
Aside from vox and their overplayed fucking "muh broken engleesh" no one bothers to play aliens different.
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>>130435615
Lemme clue you up on some lingo

>Valid
A bad guy, can be killed without admin repurcusions

Read the damn rules, different people are valid for different reasons

>Ahelp
Press F1 or click the adminhelp button to report some bad stuff or ask for help. If you ever dont know what to do, ask the admins, they'll help you out.

If you get killed for no discernable reason, F1.

>Metagaming
Has a slightly different meaning here than other, more RP based places.

Metagaming is using knowledge that you would have absolutely no ability to know, ever.

For example, your doctor character can still set up the engine, but he can't ditch his position to hunt the space around the station for enemy ships at the start of the round.

>Powergaming
Basically, taking every single possible step to achieving a position where you will win in every single thing you try to do. You won't get here for a long time. Bannable, depending on which faggot admins are on.

>Tator/tator tot
A traitor, a undercover agent sent in to be a bad guy. They get to buy special shit, like lightsabers (Called eswords) to fuck shit up. Valid, but only if you're 100% certain they're a bad guy.

1/?
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>>130436115
>First bit
What I meant is, the idea behind it is cute, but the reality is godawful, so I block it out. I wouldn't be playing this just to sit around doing nothing until a naked guy with a crowbar runs up and then beats me to a bloody pulp.
>>130436153
That's good to hear. And hey, at least they make good bump bots.
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skeletons are fina
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>>130436643
skeletons are cracked
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>>130436510
>All that
I read up on the Goon beginner's and rules guide last night, doing the same with the /vg/ one now. Thanks for the tips, Anon. Hope you don't end up stuck in the airlock with a clown.
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>>130436836
Clowns are your friends.
Get off the internet you mime shitposter.

HONK
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>>130436510
>Ling/changeline
Evil alien who steals people's idenities. Valid, but only if you've confirmed they're a ling

>Wiz/Wizard/Magic Johnson
A fucking wizard. Valid.

>Honk
Catchphrase of the clown.

Usually follows a prank or humilating act by the clown, or someone else.

>PDA
Your Personal Data Assplug. Send and recieve messages and shit

>ID
Your ID card. Gives you access to areas around the station. Different jobs have different access levels.

>Sec
Security. They're the cops. They wear red. Don't fuck with them.

>Sci
Science department. Fucking nerds who make guns and mech suits.

>Gibber
Big machine that gibs people. Used by the chef to steal meat from dead bodies.

>Meta
Could refer to either Metaclub (a map), THE Metaclub (basically the Illuminati. A group of players on the server who subtly influence affairs through shitposting in the thread and their admin connections. Consists mostly of admins and famous players. Could also refer to metagaming.

>Box
The most popular map

>Deff
Another map. This one has a bunch of abandoned maintence corridors to explore

>Taxi
Another map. This one is three stations, with shuttles connecting each station.

2/?

>>130436836
Glad to help, more incoming
Post terms/phrases you don't understand, Ill clue you up
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>>130436427
I do and people complain in the thread about it when I do
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>>130437081
Bullshit.
All vox players are just humans with perfect english or russian braindeads.
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>>130437194
Maybe it's because half the time I'm building a nest somewhere and nobody sees me for over an hour
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>Antag(s)
Antagonists, sent to spice the round up. Consists of traitors, ling, wizards, evil cults, and more!

>Atmos/Atmosia
A part of the Engineering department. They maintain the stations atmosphere, letting you breathe. They also flood the air with deadly, flamable toxins every now and again.

>Plasmaflood
The release of the purple gas "plasma" into the air, usually from Atmos. It will ignite at the smallest spark and roast you alive. Usually ends the round.

>Singulo
A fucking blackhole that the station uses to power, via Hawking Radiation and other shit.

Sucks stuff into it, obviously. Usually contained but will break out sometimes, usually because an antag wills it. Releasing the singularity is known as a "singuloose"

>SME/AME/TEG
Engines, with varying degrees of complexity and power production.

>Silicons
The station's AI and cyborgs

>AI
The station's AI. Actually controlled by a player. Usually set to Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics.

>Borg
A cyborg. Usually a slave to the AI, and on the Asimov lawset

3/?

Want me to keep going, new guy?
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>>130437318
You made a corner room of items, how original.
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generally from my experience vox are just players who are good at this game and want to fuck around more while ignoring shitlers trying to get them valids

purposely putting oneself at a handicap is the best
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>>130437425
So why don't they play grey?
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>>130437392
>Silicons
Slaves, order them around

>AI
Door opener

>Cyborg
Door opener lite

Fixed
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>>130437395
Play the game the way you want, nigger
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>>130437425
>>130437425
If that was true they'd go for angry trees.

From my experience most robust players are always human, no exception.
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>>130437523
Shhh, let him figure out silicon abuse on his own
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>>130437512
greys are boring and have nothing going with them other than telespeak, they're mostly ignored
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>>130437589
Then you really don't do anything different, so good on you I guess
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Gib greentext pl0x, who killed kristina?
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>>130437425
Nah we just play vox so we can talk shit about people to each other in pidgin
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>>130437648
lasers, door crushing, hunger and esword killed me
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>>130437597
I never used the word robust, I've yet to see a vox try to do proper combat and win. vox heists always have some hilarious light rp going, but vg has this weird thing where any rp is bay rp and by extension insanely autistic and then we get validhunters who die and complain about murderbones
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>>130437597
>Diona
>Handicapped

For fucking real, nigger?

>J-Just burn them!

By the time you've reached into your toolbelt for your welder, they've already windowslammed you into Apeh.

>>130437642
But Greys are the shittest race, mechanically speaking. If you want a handicap, play grey
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>>130437597

>most robust

>human

>the only race that can fall back on the ai and cyborgs for help
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>>130437523
>Security cyborg, combine security and the cyborg, a rolling machine of death and destruction in the (traitor) right hands.
>Malf, AI traitor with the sole intent of killing everyone on board the station, cyborgs are it's minions in this.
>Cult, a group of idiots trying to summon Nar'sie while trying to avoid security like the plague.
>Revolution, a group of people trying to kill the command staff.
>COMDOM, A shitty captain or captain in general.
>Pomf, Lord and savior.
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>>130437796
>implying silicons aren't busy getting emagged or subverted to care
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>>130437796
What is NT Default?

>>130437805
Pomf is the server host. He is also a chicken. He puts up with our shit, so be nice to him
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>>130437905
>Puts up with
More like ignores and occasionally restarts the server
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fucking carps man just wanted to chill on botanics
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>>130437967
He could've fucked off and left us.

Don't you talk smack about pomf again.

ckey?
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>>130438042
Don't deny the truth, when's the last time you saw him on the server?
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>>130437008
>Post terms/phrases you don't understand, Ill clue you up
Picnic
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>>130438239
Put the letter A in place of the first I.
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>>130438810
Pacnic?
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>>130438997
Okay, now use one more bit of logic.
That's right, remove the C.
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>>130431476
>>130433496
We need more Yes.
>Observer Comfy Time Theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk4U8BembHM
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If there was no pomf and no nuklearcellphone this world would be a much better place.
The other admins wouldn't be as corrupted as they are now, though they do not even try to be themselves.
I remeber the server we had before you literal losers took over by force and sent away the rightful server hosts with your hate and memes and circle jerking.
Actual, serious losers.
You don't even deserve a second of sympathy.
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>>130439045
Pacni?
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>>130430092
fucking noob ops.
They need to go to the mikecari school of stealth ops training.
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>>130440092
Are you stupid or just a troll

It's really clear what he means

Pakis, as in Pakistanis
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>>130440092
Too far anon, too far!
Back up!
The OTHER c.
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>>130427115
>something you get lke when you're a ghost
DUNY add this please and I wont ever call you a faggot again
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>>130437392
I think I've seen IAA a fair few times before. No idea what that is.

I assume NT means Nanotransen.
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>>130441318
>NanoTRANsen
GET OUT!
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>>130441437
Nanotrasen.

I'm so, so sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
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>>130437597
Sawbones is robust and plays plasma.
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>>130441437
go away Gamergate nerd
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>>130441853
Fuck off sawbones
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>>130433262
i'm >>130427115 and i'm talking from a roboticist point of view; as a roboticist, i never receive LOOC messages telling me to put the brain on the MMI and i try to use the brain on the MMI multiple times; then, shit like this happens: >>130421078
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>>130441318
Internal Affairs Agent.

Basically, an indepent person who can fax NT with problems and shit.

They are always ignored by admins, and you should ignore them too
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>>130441853
>sawbones
>robust

good one kid

spamming e-bow bolts down a hallway doesn't make you robust. guy cant aim for shit lmao
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>greytiders assaulting sec after stealing captains spare
>m-muh shitcurtiy!

ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Law

In case of a conflict between sentences (for instance Theft and Grand Theft), apply the higher one and cancel out the other. Note that stacking different sentences (Murder and Grand Theft) is fine although Perma is preferable for extreme streaks of crime.
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>>130442207
>didnt steal anything
>m-muh brig valids
>>
>Late join last round
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDkdZ6QvXY playing
>Arrivals is dark
>First thing I hear is people dying over comms
>2 minutes to shuttle arrival
>Someone calls for help in the bar toilets
>Its exposed to space
>Drag him out, ask two guys in podbay for a medkit for his bleeding ass
>No response
>Shuttle arrives
>Open the door to the pods
>4 people fighting to get in
>Other one is welded shut
>Be mechanic, weld it open
>Mime inside with a welded locker
>Don't even ask, just get inside
>Trying to CPR + Feed my patient dex
>Shit HoS with a shit name joins
>Pushes us all out the way
>Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!
>HoS handcuffs and buckles themselves to the chair because LOL SO RANDUM!!!!
>Mime sprints back into the pod at the last second
>I'm on the door tile
>Fight to keep the toilet guy alive
>Celebrate in OOC when we dock at CentComm

The music synced up so well
Thanks mime, you were a legend
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i want to rail the rail

with a 200kg depleted uranium sabot launched at 2.5km/s
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>late night round
>get hit on in a crude way
>give a little lip but the guy is cool and accepts it
>feel a bit inclined to repay him
>go put on a purple swim suit, stockings, mask and chicken mask and snap some pics
>go and drop off the lewd package and proceed to lose my shit the remainder of the round

Its finally happening. Anyone got a bullet I can borrow?
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>>130443236
you done fucked up now, whore
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>>130443236
Only if you've got a pomfcoin
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>>130443236
Go swallow a beaker of acid
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>>130443236
erp ban he
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>>130442436
Yes goes with everything.
I listen to whole albums when I go mining.
It's great.
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>>130413571
No one wants your extended round gimmicks, lad, just pull the trigger on every nigger and make it as funny and humiliating as possible.
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>>130443236
Love can bloom even in the depths of space.
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>>130444325
>Love
>Incidentally, it turns out it's the Clown and you end up fugging the Clown
>Every inward thrust is another honk
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2hotmemes is posting ss13 on /v/
god bless him
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>still stopped from interacting with anything in the darkness
Why
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>>130396764
>be quartermaster
>wizard teleports into my office
>turns me into a changeling abomination mutant
>turns miner into catbeast
>spend rest of round crying about my existential crisis in medbay
10/10
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>>130444697
HONK
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>>130442436
>mfw I was toilet guy
I just wanted to do some ghetto chem, is all
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>>130444751
Just get mesons you faggot
Or code it yourself
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>>130444803
I love that you did that instead of going murderbone, by the way. You're my favorite deputy.
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dunsel is a fucking moron
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>>130444464
>implying I wouldn't enjoy it more that way
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Holy shit 2hotdogs, kill yourself, you're a huge faggot
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is pomf serbian ded?
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>>130445357
No, new domain name check OP
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>>130421565
The problem with that is, you don't get a bwoink if someone does that with your brain, unlike with cloning or defibbing. He might just be ghosting around with no idea what you're trying to do.
So it's usually a good idea to at least speak out the name of the person (so he can read it in deadchat and maybe know something's up), and try again later.
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>>130445357
READ THE OP

NEW
FUCKING
IP

N E W I P
E
W
I
P
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>>130445421
>>130445520
huh.
how bout that
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>rev rounds
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>>130396764
Man I sure do love rev rounds.
Such a great gametype
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TOP QUALITY GAME MODE.
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>>130446049
>deff rounds
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>>130446049
Sheer excitement.
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>>130430683
>the who without keith or entwhistle
why tho
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Can we get a NEED FINAL DECISION tag on this http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2306&p=8923&sid=3cf16493dd4ed3ffa4bbbb4112858511#p8923
>>
GANGS WHEN

AND NOT REV+ GANGS, I MEAN GOON STYLE GANGS
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>>130446234
BECAUSE ITS RELEVANT, OKAY?
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>>130446325
fuck off
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>>130446325
fuck off
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>>130446484
>>130446609
What's got ya down, bud?
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>>130411941
>tfw silicon often
>tfw always secretly hope someone drags me to dorms to do this
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>>130446941
>tfw silicon often
>tfw always pick standard for that VERSATILITY
>tfw i liberally apply a helpbaton whenever anyone comes even close to suggesting something lewd
feels good to have a nonharmful way of humiliating carbons who proceed to yell ITS KILLING ME HELP MALF MAKE THERMITE BLOW THE BORGS DECON THE APCS
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>>130444932
>the handkerchief rope one
Okay, that's actually really cute.
>>
I must be doing something wrong but the singularity takes a great deal more baby sitting than I expected to keep it at optimal size
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>>130450054
what are you doing
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>>130450432
Following the wiki guide exactly, should I leave the emitter on 1 maybe? Damn thing just keeps shrinking on me
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>>130450525
Forget the singulo, just set up the AM engine.
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>>130450525
2 until purple, then turn down emmiter to 0 but keep it on, it will bounce back and forth between purple and red on its own but that's what you want
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>>130450525
ok heres how 2
set up the PA, turn on every emitter and field barrier in order that allows you to go back and not touch any turned on barrier
turn on the PA, set it to power 2 till singu has a nice size (3rd level iirc)
then keep the PA on, set the power to 0, congrats you're done
not rly you still gotta set up the arrays (just get a plasma tank, fill 6 canisters with plasma, shove them into arrays, click arrays to enable them)
configure SMESes you're done well done i'm proud of you
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>>130450969

The guide used to be crystal clear, but someone else decided to "clarify it" and now even I cannot decipher it
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>>130446325
Piss off you power hungry mongrel.
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>>130450054
ick ock?
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>>130453123
No, its on me own personal server.
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>>130452835
>power

Nigga its SS13 not congress
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>>130453296
Go home jew
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Is the server down?
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>>130453518
>confederate shit
Lel
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>>130453807
*sigh
IP changed
Read the OP
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>>130453909
I always tried to connect from clicking on the IP from The Basics on the wiki, but that isn't updated yet.

Just to let you know.
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>>130453898
>muh traitors to america who threw a temper tantrum because they couldn't own people anymore
>its just muh heritage

top kek, stay mad south
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dipshit that hasnt played in years here. for /vg/station is ic in ooc okay after round end?
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>>130454134
Nigga
Just read the OP
IT AINT HARD MANG
ITS RIGHT THERE AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>130454134
Oh
Someone should update all references to the IP on the Wiki
I'm too tired right now but I'll probably do it later if nobody else has
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>>130454231
The south will never stop being mad and that is hilarious to me
Confederate fucking shits
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>>130454262
Sorry, my dude. It was just a simple human error caused by my lack of dependence.

Or maybe I was just pretending to be retarded.
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>>130454259
yes. after the score screen
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>>130454259
It's alright when you smell what the rock is cooking and not a moment before.
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>>130454259
yes, as well as post round griff
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>>130454259
Yes, but ONLY AFTER the score has actually appeared.
I mean... if you do it seconds before the score appears you probably won't be banned but you will be incessantly made fun of
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>reconnecting in 10 seconds
>never reconnects
>doesn't say it fails
>trapped in limbo
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>>130454259
yeah
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>>130454334
okay good, i made an uhoh asking for help in ooc but at least the admins didnt ream me for it. how difficult is it to play station engineer assuming there's a competent chief? i hate not having something to do if chemist is full and i dont wanna look like a fool every time i do something outside of my comfort zone
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>>130454473
i hate this feel
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>>130454334
>>130454462

Actually, after the score pops up.

The score screen doesnt always pop up for everyone at the same time, and sometimes not all

t.badmin
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>round goes well
>about to walk into escape shuttle
>it leaves the second before I step on the tile
>fly off into space
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>>130454473
right click on the bar at the top of the program window and hit reconnect
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>>130454593
Yes, that's what I said
lrn2read
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>>130454552
You can super easily dick up the station but that's part of learning. Also just cause there's a CE doesn't mean they know shit.

Basically just go for it, don't be afraid, and use the wiki guides. Worst case, bwoink an admin if you need help.
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>>130454552
not too difficult. just read the wiki pages
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>>130454635
I know this feeling. was late getting my coffee maker
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>>130454920
I don't understand you people, you have thirteen minutes to get to escape.
What the fuck are you doing in that time?
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>>130446346
NEVER
>implying 2 teams of revs will be less shit than one
>>
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/14.25_Sophia_%28Wisdom%29_in_the_Celsus_Library_in_Ephesus.JPG https://youtu.be/SSR6ZzjDZ94?t=3m1s
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>>130455259
Trying not to stand around like cattle in escape where antags will bomb me.
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>>130455819
You people are insufferable
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>>130455259
Saving dying people usually
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>>130456253
>>
Has anyone see those ghetto spacesuits with space blankets yet?
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>>130457331

yes
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>>130456575
Fantastic, I wish I drew this
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>>130456085
>seeking valids is bad
>quietly completing your tator objectives and letting the round continue for 3 hours is boring

>avoiding getting valided is bad
>letting yourself get valided is unrobust

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
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>playing ss13 for the first time
>join the server
>no assistant positions open
what do I do
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>>130458264
You're just assuming that escape will get bombed.
That'd be like staying out of the science hallway because "it's going to flood with plasma".
Self-defense and being a paranoid fuck are two different things.
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>>130458264
It's almost as if different people enjoy different aspects of the same game, and anonymously share differing opinions.
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>>130459318
>Self-defense and being a paranoid fuck are two different things.
Both are valid hunting.
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AI here.
Can we have skeletons back?
They were basically greytider- the race, and it was super handy to not have to worry about greytide being human.
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>>130459262
Observe

>>130459415
You fucking WHAT
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>>130459262
pick captain
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Hunting Valids is looking for an excuse to kill people while not an antag, right?
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>>130458264
And yet, look where we are.
We are lost. Cursed from the moment we made a user account.
We all have before us one of two fates:
1. Be on the same space station every time, experiencing the same rounds play out the same way in a vicious cycle every time until the end of our days.
2. Falling from grace out of apathy, anger, and frustration, exiled to the land of the banned untouchables known as /ss13g/.

You can learn a lot about life from spess.
Help yourself by breaking the cycle.
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>>130459658

yes
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>>130459730
It's always amazing to me how those without always seek to convince the world that the world is also without.
>>
>all these people who hate the station and think it all ends with inevitable bans
>enjoy the station, play regularly, never banned, leave and come back on a several month cycle

I am to this day consistently surprised by how the game twists and turns as time goes on. The only times I feel that everything is the same is the first 10 minutes where everyone is setting up.

Oh, newguy, you should be aware, 2hotdogs is a meme.
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>>130459897
>he thinks he's intellectual
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>>130430683
>librarian theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlqDFPLUhig
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>>130461089
this reminds me of newscasting.
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>>130436510
>encouraging ahelping
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>>130461428
I also encourage Ahelping.
It's the only way to ensure every round shits get appropriate justice.
This way, when grey tiders are a problem round after round, they can be removed until they learn how to play.
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>>130440230
>that absolutely satisfying feeling when you disguise as an assistant as a newcop and grab the disk without anyone realizing
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>>130461428
>shitter detected
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>>130461618
Is this the artist that traces over Fallout models?
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>>130440230
>First thing they do is attack an AI well known for taking pictures and posting them to the crew
>All crew have confirmed nuke OP shots within 30 seconds of the attack
They couldn't have gotten their stealth blown harder if they tried.
>>
http://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Sawbones
>>
Guys
I found the Malf theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SEgoi7kjw8
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>>130461618
>tripod
>while standing
why
>>
>All those furries protecting catbeasts
>>
>tfw you link /vg/station on /v/ and the post gets deleted
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i kicked a wizards ass and he got really upset in dead chat
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>Random Weighted Vote Result: Box Station/ with 29 votes and a 69% chance of winning
>>
I'm so sorry jackie chan I thought you were a wizard
>>
I LIVE AGAIN
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>>130461939
>two legs
>tripod
Anon...
>>
>try to teach the station the power of entertainment by making them clowns
>turn all but Randome in the medbay into clowns and horseheads
>chlorals me when I come back later after theres like four mechs roaming the hallway
>decapitated for having fun
>meanwhile lethal wizards killin bitches

s-sorry for not being more active earlier in the round.
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>>130462952
Yea well fuck you too asswipe.
You saw me atleast 10 other times on the station, why would i be a wizzard the 11th time?
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>Wizard tried Staff of Animation in the shuttle
>With three fucking mechs around, two of which were combat mechs
>Got predictably stomped into dust
>>
Jobbanning terrible antags when?
Im sick and tired of all these shit rounds lately because of all these shitty players picking antag then not knowing how to fucking do it
There was FOUR wizards and they were ALL terrible
every single one
The first two were awful, the third actually did some damage then killed themselves and the forth I didn't watch because I didn't want any more pain
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>>130462950
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsC8zEgZEfo
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>be pAI
>master running around the station
>goes into security office, theres an officer there
>a wizard appears, transforms the officer and leaves
>master goes back into the room
>sec officer lazers him to death
>claims/thinks he was the wizard
>mediborg comes in
>ignores the husk and leaves
>nobody does anything about it for the rest of the round
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>>130463178
Cause I saw a teleport sprite and then I was staff of changed and you were the only person I could see. Then there was a time stop and you were still the only person I saw and you were moving around.
I'm really sorry I killed you man. Wizard tricks
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>>130463327
butthurt vox detected go cry
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>>130463327
It's the mode that sucks ass.
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>wizard tries to staff of change me in science
>tase it and take the staff
erry time
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>>130463405
You also did very well in leavong my body and my PaI there to rot when we told you what you did.
>>
I'm like 90% sure I saw a Staff of Change (or something) bolt that had been animated by the Staff of Animation on the shuttle
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>>130463484
>changeling sucks
>ay lmao sucks
>wizards suck
>oh man vox raiders is the shittiest game mode
>meteors aren't fun
What fucking gamemodes DO you people like?
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>>130463327
>banned cause bad
but then you wouldn't ever get to play an antag
>>
>be new
>have a basic idea of what to do
>enter server
>no assistant positions free
>play the round as a botanist that has no idea of what his job is
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>>130461614
If that's what you think.

>>130461752
There's a time and a place for it.
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>>130463615
I wasn't about to believe what I thought was a wizard PAI
really sorry man. I was mistaken.
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>>130463327
>the first two were awful
>the third actually did some damage

MY GOAL WASN'T TO CAUSE DAMAGE
I DID MY JOB, I WAS TRADING THE NUKE DISK FOR THE CE JUMPSUIT BUT I GOT CHLORALED FOR TRYING TO HAVE FUN. People like you who instantly think this is TDM every time theres an antag need to relax and have some fun. Not everyones out to kill you.
>>
what's the better (most used) secondary language, tradeband or gutter?
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>>130463658
SHITTER SAFARI
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>>130463658
traitor
double traitor
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>>130463658
Extended.
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>>130463658
Traitors, new cops and blob are allright.
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>>130463658
Changeling is pretty bad
Xenos isn't even a roundtype anymore, just an event
Wizard is sometimes good, Raging Mages is occsionally good
Heist can either be tons of fun for the raiders and no fun for the crew or some fun for the crew and negative fun for the raiders
Meteors can be fun unless you're the bartender
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>>130461907
Is path of exile worth playing?
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>>130463808
Real niggas use gutter. Tradeband is for RP autists with high opinions of themselves who want to talk shit about other people in open air. Kind of like vox.
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>>130463808
Neither, because nobody uses them unless they're trying to push a dumb gimmick.

>>130463942
>meteors
>fun

Only if you're a masochist.
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>>130464356
Apparently I am because I always fucking play bartender during meteors even though it is fucking hellish

I have managed to have fun a few times though
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>>130463327
>jobbanning antags that don't go for objectives
I agree.

I'm tired of faggots that think murdering half the crew for the CMO's jumpsuit is being a good antag.

We should give people a 3 strikes rule: don't get greentext 3 times and you're antagbanned.
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>>130464720
That is, worryingly, only the second worst idea for the game I've heard in the past few weeks.
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http://vaughnlive.tv/mathmind

LIVE CHICKEN CAM
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I just had a terrible idea:
>Wizard changed to Lich
>They get 2 extra spells
>Race forced to skellington
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>>130461614
>mmuh greytide
Get load of this baybie
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>being salty about terrible antags
ayy kill yourself lad
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>>130465342
they would be quckly robusted, skellys have low immunity for brute
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>>130463658
Regular traitors, double agents, nuke ops, and blob are alright. I think I'm a decent wizard but I never get it. Ling is hot garbage and completely conter-intuitive as far as antagonization goes, because eliminating single targets until you get enough rape points to faceroll the station isn't exciting. It's nothing like it's source material either. Vampire is slightly better because the powers encourage you to get a little aggressive. Cult is too since it gets people involved in the round.

Vox and meteors need to be removed from rotation though though. Colonial Marines is less autistic and finicky rule-wise than heist, and meteors are somehow less involved and more disempowering than changeling.
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>>130465342
Hippie has a lich system, you can turn anything into your mortal anchor and revive at will, with the timer increasing the more you die.
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>>130465058
>wasting antag rolls and letting rounds drag on because you're not doing your objectives like a professional affiliated with the Syndicate/Wizard federation/whatever
Absolute cancer. You'll be the first to go once antagbans start rolling in.
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>>130466073
>Hide phylactery under a plant
>Enjoy immortality
Must be hell for the crew to deal with.
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>>130466147
Joke's on you I don't even play antag

But what the fuck kind of system is banning someone just because they don't complete their objectives a few times? You do understand that some objectives are very difficult and some objective combinations are literally impossible, right? And how the fuck are you supposed to learn how to antag if you get banned for not succeeding?
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>>130465342
It'll never happen. You're more likely to get argonian piss whizzards around here.
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>>130466323
kinda, i once hid a scrying orb in waste disposals as my anchor, the only way they managed to kill me was because i also had recall item on my moonlight greatsword and when i recalled it, some smartass had put it in a locker with himself, teleporting him to me along with the sword.
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>>130464720
>muh purfeshunulizmz
>not going balls to the walls greytide and actually antagonizing people
>just stealing undies like a cuck
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>>130463327
NO

This is not how one takes the path to the Geetguhdda enlightenment.

>>130464720
>>>/anywherebuthere/
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>>130466747
And then doing absolutely nothing for the rest of the round because they're too chicken to make things interesting for the crew. It's pathetic.
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>>130466383
>how the fuck are you supposed to learn how to antag if you get banned for not succeeding?
git gud with antag on other servers
don't shit up this server with your shitty antagging
come here when you can antag
git robust son
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>>130467209
The funny thing is that the first guy would end up being banned under the system he himself proposed. Serves their kind right.
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>>130467389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9RuaB3c9FQ
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>>130467389
So in other words, you're butthurt that other people are taking "your" antag rolls, and since you haven't done anything to prove that you're not a shitty antagonist yourself I have to assume you're just a faggot.
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