Last time on /ss13g/
>I hate you
>I'm tired of this shit
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o Triple embedded
I propose that the "last time in /ss13g/" gets removed in favor of a link to the last thread, like how every other general does it.
>when you notice the restrooms have cameras in them
Remember to keep your bones healthy by not having people drive metal rods into them.
>he's probably digging around in his infected tooth socket with that pocket knife as we speak
I'm already like 36 grand in debt from the accident i was a passenger for, i cannot afford to go to the ER for this, they will turn be away like they did when i started bleeding from the first puncture.
>he didn't wear his pajamas or drink the hot choclate and get health insurance
how the fuck do i git gud at melee teach me your ways please
Aim for groin.
Disarm them until you push them over.
Grab them and put them on a table to increase the length of the stun time.
Take them off the table and throw them into a window.
Keep throwing them into a window until they stop breathing.
I don't think you can slam people into tables, but to slam people into windows you do grab intent, click the person, upgrade the grab to their neck, and then throw them into a window like you'd throw an item.
Grab intent (keyboard in hot keys), both hands free. Click your target (they should be knocked over by a groin push). Mash Y to upgrade your grab, click on the window/table. Congrats you are now on your way to killing someone with no weapons.
All I want to know is how to click the motherfucker before he clicks me.
How do i plasma man?
I wish to be the purple skelly
>metal knee guy
See pic related.
We're just meming and playing video games. Health isn't a joke and it's not a meme. Please get better knee and tooth-Chans
>tfw brand new to the game, pick assistant.
>go around picking up random garbage and throwing it at walls because you don't know what to do.
>find a camera, take pictures of yourself with people and hand them the photo
i guess I should read the wiki, huh?
Find the clown, the mime, or another assistant.
Tell them you're bored and new to the station.
They will surely entertain you.
You may want to try playing Cargo Tech when you feel you're ready for your first job. You literally can't fuck it up because everyone's standards of Cargo are already as low as they go.
Cargo Tech takes boxes of shit and hauls them around to places that order them, right?
I wouldn't mind doing that, but I dont know how to do anything at this point. I end up wandering around because I get lost and can't find my way to where I want to go.
>Get told 50/50 n2 and Plasma
You got rused
>Sec having a coop d'etat against the captain
>Nuke ops blowing the station all to hell
This is SS13
>play as a grey
>barely speak english
>mostly just say Blorgl and occasional broken english
>my name is Blorgl because humans call me what I say because I can't answer "what is your name?"
>wandering around being an assistant looking for stuff
>find a Ling's lair
>battle and lose
>he eats me
>he immediately gets the gag
>eats and impersonates me
>uses my RP scheme perfectly
oh yeah I remember that photo you handed me.
play cargo techie next round.
If the game lasts long enough, usually they declare independence and become ghetto security.
and then get outrobusted by real security, while newcops destroys the station.
>power time faggots
>turn on that singulo
>atmos tech handles loop
>does some strange shit
>telesci steals our shit over and over again
>finally get the engine on
>tell everyone to GTFO
>Get shard out
>die from rads
>back to life
>captain and captain's butt buddy being condoms
>they have a sec officer in cuffs in a chair
>remove the comms console
>"CE fix that"
>"eat shit cap"
>grab an egun
>going back to atmos because fuck why not
>dead detective outside bridge
>vampire nearby too
>tell AI to close door
>they open it for the op
Fun round. But captains were fagets.
>at desk like you're supposed to be
>autist greyshirt up
>only says his character's name like he's a fucking Pokemon
>carry a full conversation in which everything he says is just his name
>I promote him to Live Translator
>Be brand new to this clusterfuck of a game
>meet the captain
>no idea who he is
>"Yo, you need any help
>wander around the station bumming around and being generally lazy fucks
>suddenly Sec goes rouge
>try to take them out
>they escape though
>get stabbed in the chest a bunch of times
>Captain gets dragged around, trying to stop the sec team
>Sec team decides to kill everything on board
>Muslim music starts playing throughout the station
100000/10, best round ever. Thanks Tommy Wisaeu for taking me under your wing, and giving me my best round yet
Newbies are cute, I love all the ones we're getting from /v/.
>spend that round as newb assistant trying to load up with tools from tool closet to hack all the doors
greytiding tips for a newbie:
>order the mechanical maint crate from cargo, it comes with a full toolbelt
>order the eletrical maint crate, it comes with insulated gloves
>order pizza crate, share it with the clown, tell him you want to help him play some high octane pranks
H-hey bronze kneecap. I looked at your picture and realized that, thats not puss around your metal. THATS YOUR FUCKING FAT. But, it's alright. I think I know how to get it to go back in.
You need to stop killing people bro, go stealth once in a while good god
If I bomb a non-vital part of the station and kill 2 others that were fine with it, along with myself and the antag about to rek us all in a last line of defense, would I get bannud? Let's say I had my finger over the detonator anyway to try and scare the antag off first but he still causes me to press it
That was me.
I feel bad though cause of how unrobust I am. I always feel like I did everything to win fighting and then they get the upper hand.
E.x. I restrain someone they run away I feel like an idiot for letting that happen
Tips for robust techniques?
>arrivals is dark
>guy in engineering hardsuit walking around with a riot shield and shotgun
>get him out of arrivals by running away
>disarm him and take his shotgun
>try to fire at him, click
>its out of ammo
>hit him with a hatchet in the face a few times
>misses his tazer like 3 times before he tazes
>he incaps me
>tell him to get better
>he drags me to maint and absorbs me
>"Do better, moron"
why did it rustle me when he'd be spaced right about now if his shotgun wasn't out of ammo
If you restrain someone and pull them they can't run.
A proper Changeling Lair should have all of the following
>A secret door. Weld a wall then crowbar the girder and replace the metal. Click to open/close.
>A Meat Spike for disposing of bodies, construct with metal in hand
>A Chair for restraining prisoners, construct with metal in hand
>a closet for hiding in or for hiding things in, construct with metal in hand
>no lights. Get mesons or something so you can see what you're doing.
>limited space so your target can't dodge around
>full of CO2, and you have an oxygen tank
For realsies though help
The wiki is pretty sparse about plasymen
Where do i get plasma tanks?
Do any roles benefit from being a spook?
Also what is their
>Where do i get plasma tanks?
Any tank dispenser will have both O2 and Plas tanks. Refill at cannisters which are in engineering and R&D
>Do any roles benefit from being a spook?
Not really. Research jobs can be a bit easier I guess.
>Also what is their lore?
Plasma fire victims being reused.
You're an autistic screaming shambling corpse.
The mystery is are you sentient or is the plasma sentient?
Watch this for inspiration:
Plasmamen are fuckups involving plasma experiments
If you lose your suit or plasmatank you're fucked, you can refill your tank in a plasma can from engineering or toxins storage
You have NOO BLOOOD
Every day until Dylan nerfs it into the ground and it becomes a useless gimmick weapon
On Meta there are about 10 in maint boxes, just wander around
On Box there is one in fitness, one in maint, 2 in QM office, 2 in theater, and you can also buy a chocolate coin from a vendor.
I can't even remember any static namers that I legitimately hate. Like... maybe Rin? Does (>)she even play anymore?
But yeah, most everyone I disliked has disappeared over time, leaving only forgettable randomnamers in their wake.
>Recovering at mining with one dude from a combination gibtonite goliath wound.
>SUDDEN RIFT IN REALITY THAT THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON US TO FIX
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHEN DID SS13 GET THIS FUCKING DIRE.
wtf was i supposed to do guys
i managed to get into the escape pod but i couldn't send it out, and then i got stuck buckled into the seat
god damn being a newb fucking sucks
>Final Score: -12,700
>Nuke goes off postgame
>Final Score: -30,000
What have we learnt about hugging zachary?
>New blob asks where he should blob
>Tell him armory, engineering or the AI core if hes ballsy
>But no access!
>Tell him to just kindly ask the AI for a hug
>He does it the absolute madman
>Goes in the AI core stripped to gain AI trust
>Sits next to the AI
>Suddenly it pops
>AI dead in seconds
>Sec officer was watching and called it over the whole station
>Zas fucks over a pretty dumb crew
>Some crazy motherfucker set up DUAL SINGLOS and was about to loose them
>deadchat demands loosening
>gets fed a SME
>Two more singlooses out of nowhere
>That desperate attempt to detonate the nuke last second
100/10 great round to watch, crew got steamrolled by a new player
>zach comes in contact with silicons
>something awful happens
Every time, I swear...
>blob tricks the AI
>blob grows almost unopposed
>things are at their darkest when the prayers are the dead are answered
>many lords of gravity manifest
>they devour blob, station, and the innocent alike
>Setting everything up, checking everything
>Zachary Hensha rushes to my upload
>Asks to be let in
>Gets to my core
>Creepily hugs my screen
>Suddenly he just explodes
>I die instantly
>Blob has taken my place.
Consider my lesson learned.
putting a nuclear device into a gravitational singularity would do nothing, DETONATING one in a singularity is a different thing
Shard already makes maxiumum size singlo fully fed
>try and fail to recover Randome's body after they suicide bomb the bleb
>get a gun
>manage to get a few small shots in
>wind up with a busted lung, Megurine helps me get out before I get blobbed
>everything is falling to shit in Medbay when I can get back
>first thing I see is a guy shooting himself
>Megurine and Blaster wind up dead
>manage to bring Megurine back
>go out to try and recover more bodies
>blob blocking off western half of the station
>go back to Medbay and cascade happens
>walk around knowing we can't get out because quarantine
>last thing I do before my busted lung catches up to me is tell Frank I was glad to work with him
I never suggested a plasma/n2o mix.
I've always just used O2 tanks. A full O2 tank is enough gas to get two instakills using glass shards, and you can carry a backpack full of tanks.
There's nothing more boring than when Nar-Sie shows up, the post-round wank lasts way too long. I've never not been bored even as a harvester.
It should be a 2 minute timer for the shuttle to show up and 3 minutes to launch, and then just end when it leaves the station. 5 minutes is plenty of time to hunt survivors, we don't need 15.
>go full gospel of the suit sensor
>one of our medbay guys turns off his sensors for apparently no reason
>nearly have an aneurysm at the time
>he actually fucking survived
I don't know what to feel.
OUR MARX BROTHERS ESQUE INEPTITUDE HAS NOT FAILED US THIS DAY!
Hyun? I was planning on just teleporting you and that tree into a plasma-surrounded hell hole just to be a jerk.
But then the new scientist stuck around and I just went to actually doing cult work.
I tested it too, I assumed the limit was 3000 since it's a round number and trying to reach exactly 3000 was impossible to me
that said though I'm not sure why would you use this mix besides for particle cannon use
>chase Rail into space
>gets away because Fire Extinguisher
>Harvesters looking all over for her and the other survivors
>find out they're on Ruskie DJ
>fly out into space again in order to help
>just free floating and occasionally phase shifting
>suddenly land at Ruskie DJ by complete luck
>phase in to redeem myself and finish the kills
>couldn't aim right because of the ghosts
>only get to attack twice and only one dies in post-game
The last dindu had a tome and talisman on him and I tried to raise alarms. Then I saw a guy running around with the nuke so I had to take care of that. Then I got ambushed and my soul stolen.
Wish the AI let us kill the black-afro cultist who was trying to break into sec
I give people who decide to fuck with sec the full spesslaw treatment, e.g. stacking timers for interfering with arrest, assault on officer, illegal posession of a weapon if he disarms me and takes my taser...
Am I shitcurity?
>do your job
>am i shitcurity?
Keep up the good work
The damage is calculated using a constant throwforce of 10 and whatever throwspeed is calculated for that shot. The pnematic cannon literally just throws the items really hard at the target.
Also yes, it does cap at 80, but at a throwspeed of 80 pretty much anything will obliterate whoever you shoot at. You don't need to worry about the cap.
i just pick whatever static names pop into my head or pissed me off at one point or another
yahir, bob, and rin because they're assholes
sergay was an autistic baybie who couldnt play medbay worth shit, basically rail 1.0, and his buttbuddy was rin and theyre fucking insufferable when theyre both on together
fuck rail, because theyre rail. kayahi and all the other bar-vox because all they do is jerk off in the bar all round doing nothing except erping as furfag wet dreams. fuck vox in general.
or did i completely miss the point
It was just interesting because someone posted the same sort of thing yesterday during highpop and the list was completely different (bar: Rin, Yahir, Rail)
I share a lot of the same opinion as you, it is just clear from the names you have picked you are often more active during lowpop.
If I saw someone walk around the station and use a gps and a map render to count tiles and find out the location of the Captan's locker, the HoS's locker then use telesci to loot them. Is that too metagamey? or is it just frowned upon?
guess so. highpop's filled with greytiding faggots, at least the lowpop faggots don't usually get in the way of my work and break everything. sometimes they might even actually make shit interesting, unless they're the ones lower on the list. then they just sit around in the bar erping or sitting around the CMC crying about their special snowflake backstories.
No, throwforce is throwforce.
The damage that a thrown object causes is calculated based on both the object's throwforce and throwspeed. All objects are ascribed a throwforce of 10 when they leave the pneumatic cannon, but the throwspeed can vary.
lowpop is mostly fine bar a few static names that like to metagame the shit out of things (see: Randome,Zachary)
It really beats the highpop shittery of valid hunters and normal useless assholes
The character that was the reason why it became that hasn't been around for many years.
I don't know why not simply remove the hair or remove its tripping or
make the huge pompadour make people fall forward from poor balance too
>Set pref for librarian to high, all I want to do is spread nanopaper animal gifs
>Get mechanic instead
>Other mechanic goes braindead
>Botanist goes braindead
>Engineer takes forever to set up power and then only does an AME, so I set up a TEG (in fairness he did volunteer to make a singulo after it was rendered redundant)
>Science has like 6 people but none of them do R&D past level 2
>Make animal gifs anyway
>See clown altering disposals line, take a ride and snag the ID + hand tele
>Go around fixing breaches from wizzyman
>Call shuttle once I hear about ayyliens on top of rod(?) and wizzy
>Wizard finds me in engineering hall, tries to murder me, I hand tele away into the t-coms chamber where he dare not follow
>Meet Lilah through a glass wall, we chat briefly
>Retreat to medbay because I got burned by lightning
>Award spare to CMO for successful validhunting because I didn't really need the damn thing anyway
>Think we had a pretty good shift until I get to shuttle
>That shuttle ride
But how do you manage all those forty five minute sentences with only four brig cells?
Hey man, I only sperg out if something bad happens to my work station.
yahir doesn't try and tell you his life story, he just babbles about random shit, and only if you try and chat him up
faggots like literally every goddamn waifufag or husbando do that
ayys do not
>someone knocked out CMO
>try to fuck him up
>sec arrests me
>call him shitcurity
>throws me in perma
>screaming at him to get me a medkit
>calls me a faggot
>bleed into crit
>he comes in at the last fucking second as my screen goes white and epi's me
>in perma for the rest of the round
fucking shitcurity literally everywhere
Say what you will about plasma men, grayys and diona but at least they don't talk like they have brain damage
that one is always funny, half of the crew want to lynch vox that don't speak funny for breaking character and the other half want to lynch them for speaking funny because it's annoying.
These days the shitty speakers are a rarity with only Rail being a constant player.
Shill each and every little thing you do with a shitty greentext story nobody cares about and reply to yourself saying you're great.
>Heard about Lifeweb
>Apparently, it's a pretty deep variation of SS13 made by a Russian
>Also, you can fuck lolis for some reason
>Start out in some dark as shit cavern
>Take 3 steps
>something mauls me and starts eating me alive
Seems to be pretty intense. Also, the wiki is way less explanatory than SS13's. I don't know if I can deal with the steep learning curve.
To the bedroom? You wanna do it right now?
>grab the ghetto juke for comfy fort
>it's stuck on the muzak playlist
>end up just listening to suicide is painless on repeat the entire round
I wish i could sprite instead of stealing someone elses work and still failing
Well that's good to know
Honestly i would have kept going but i found out that some of the faces are different sizes than others and that causes the visable skull in the last image to look weird
And i still have the hands which i can't do without it looking like a blob
Busta was the man who coded our atmos simulation.
Just so happens that whatever's in Busta-Nuts (Hardcores) makes you immune to ZAS stun, but you instantly bleed out if you go into critical
Punctuation is important to being a waifu. For starters:
You should use a lot of ellipses...
You know...in a half-assed attempt to roleplay...
It makes whatever you say sound important...because people think you're lost in thought...
...ellipses make it seem like you're hard at work...trying to come up with a solution to a major problem...
Or...you're just worried...about what is happening...
Have a cleaner copy.
Alright boys, lets see those captions.
>Chuck a bomb in the HoP line to take out target
>Find out target is an MMI in surgery
>Try to get back there
>Someone found my signaler frenq
>Prematurely detonated me
>It gibbed Zach with it
>Neither agent won because we were both MMIs by the end
Holy fucking shit. Are you guys trying to help pain.
Post the whole fucking thing. This guy is always fucking ruining lowpop with his HighRP shit
FUCKING DEADMIN WHEN?
>doing juggernaut things on the escape shuttle
>accidentally slip into space as the shuttle launches
>somehow end up in a closed room on the asteroid with nothing but solid rock all around
Be bubbly and annoying.
>ask an admin why do floorlength braids still exist
>"to punish waifufags"
>no one takes it anyway
>that hairstyle in your pic exists
>all those retarded anime hairstyles added last year exist
I only know so much about it and I really want to give it a go but its hyperdark/edgy atmosphere kinda turn me off. I'd prefer a airier high fantasy or even its dark fantasy just toned down a bit.
>clown has all access and wants to release a virus
>paramedic stops him with chloral
>dunks him in disposals without his clothes
>clown goes braindead
Interesting concept doesn't excuse it from being a cesspit of LOLSORANDUM murderboning simply because people can
I don't think there's been a single round in that pile of trash where I haven't walked past someone and then have my throat slit and guts spilled. It's literally not worth it unless you can suck enough cock to join one of the meta-clubs.
A better concept would be a SS13 server with the same aesthetic as the first alien film
>AI can only be talked to in a secure room that only heads can access
>only security gets personal radios, everyone else has to use intercoms
>Floppy disks everywhere
>Weyland-yutani synths as antags, crew expendable etc
it could work
Better keep your best writers permanent banned! Wouldn't want fresh content to take away from the metaclub's eye witness accounts.
But honestly, vomit containing part of the chems in your body when?
Scooping up vomit with beakers when?
Vox chef that makes delicious food just to eat it and regurgitate it on plates to serve when?
The reason why video games are shit is because of you. You don't listen to your user base when they tell you to fix things. You don't listen to the idea philosophers when they polish your shit. You just tell everyone else to learn what you learned and to fuck off. You didn't learn shit and what you make is shit compared to what WE could make if WE joined forces and WORKED together.
You spend your time mastering ideas
Or you spend your time mastering implementing ideas,
This is not a one man show, video game design and production. You have to work together.
But hey, don't listen to me or anything. I'm just a video game designer who programmed his own games, wrote his own scripts, made his own graphical and audio assets and it was me who game my games away for free and have had my games freely available to download for over 12 years.
I have a hobby. Making Video Games Great Again.
It's a matter of passion. And I have a lot of that as it is an emission from the imagination which is widely accepted as something without boundaries.
I suggest you learn to read with eyes open.
I swear I've read this on agdg before
Also, all of that "argument" can be answered with "Send your ideas and bug reports to the github, because the coders usually ignore the thread because shitposters"
You really are a problem child.
You didn't even read one sentence of what I had to say.
I honestly felt bad for how poisoned your minds are but it grows difficult to continue putting my wisdom up on a table to be thrown back at my face by screaming shit filled diaper babies.
You're pretty full of yourself, if you're so wise you'd probably be better off doing something actually constructive instead of
>continue putting my wisdom up on a table to be thrown back at my face by screaming shit filled diaper babies
as you put it
>Game works fine
>Juke works without me even needing to do anything
One week later
>Game lags like shit
>Just stopped working
>Installed VLC and all its garbage, still won't work
2hotdogs is the hero that /vg/ deserves to be honest fampai
Literally jump off a bridge. Windows 7 is still the master race
The joke is starting to become stale.
Chains are only as strong as the weakest link. If I am as wise as I suspect I am I not best placed here to strengthen the weakest links that the chain hold true? Do you not want great things? My mistake. I honestly thought people living on Earth might want great things. Fuck me right? I'll just go absorb myself in the new age movement and expand my mind and leave the reincarnation cycle of earth forever and ever becuase good things are shit here. The light, I can finally see..
Look, I know you're bored, drop the façade for a second. Is this really what you want to do all day? Spout bullshit philosophy to people who don't care about you?
Seriously man, think about what you're doing, and do something else.
I don't know how sour you can be about being banned, but that's clearly it if you're still sitting here so long posting.
Oh I understand oh wise and powerful sage. The truth cometh frometh thy frothing mouth, oh powerful and terrible dragon. Out fly your infallible mouth three toads. "REEE" "GET A HOBBIEEEEE" "NORMIE LEEEAVEEEE"
Oh truthful toads sing merry wisdom to us in my stead.
>mfw I was the cargo that threw all the weapons the clown gave me around
That was a fucking magical round
I had a pretty fun time with slime hunting you. The only time I ever had clear shots was when you were eating someone, but the person you were eating was always running around like a mad man rather than trying to wrestle you off and I couldn't connect shots with the thermal gun. Thought about detonating a welder tank in the hall and sucking out all the air and freezing you. What more harm could it have done?
>All I want to do when I get home from work is play this game.
Send help. I'm half tempted to try and install Byond on my office computer.
Zombie Powder (20u) - prevents the target from moving
Mercury (20u) - causes 200 brain damae
Cryptobiolin (10u) - does nothing because it wears off before you get unparalyzed anyway
>Two miners can talk to eachother in space without using the radio
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
They just put the mask for the anesthesia on, see you in an hour spessmen.
>you can't put hats on xenomorphs
When will this error be fixed?
You really don't know what loli is, do you?
We need an SS13 edit of this meme.
Preferably with a nuke op with the disk in his hand