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Last time on /ss13g/
>art
>engineering
>fluke ops
>shitposting
>I hate you
>I'm tired of this shit
>fuck off

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o Triple embedded

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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Just end it all
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first for no waifus
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third for that guy losing his leg to infection
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sigh
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I propose that the "last time in /ss13g/" gets removed in favor of a link to the last thread, like how every other general does it.
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Mai Pai is my waifu
I wish you the best
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>when you notice the restrooms have cameras in them
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>>130498282
>>I hate you
>>I'm tired of this shit
>>fuck off
just fucking unban everyone and they'll stop shitposting.
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6th for Cargo being absolutely incompetent all day every day
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>>130498814
A link to a bunch of people screaming at each other with 5 posts about the game?
No that's not necessary.
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Remember to keep your bones healthy by not having people drive metal rods into them.
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>>130498907
7th for Cargo DELIVERS
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>>130498994
I mean, I'm sitting here like a total shitlord with the privilege of thinking that is common knowledge and there are REAL honest anons out there who wont go to the hospital.
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>>130498885
I check those cameras.
Every
Single
One
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>>130498814
Every other general is a fucking sty, eat shit.
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yo pomf when are you unbanning gg allin you nigger
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>>130498994
>NT Skeleton
Good taste detected
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>>130499137
what the fuck is a sty
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>>130499056
I literally haven't seen one competent guy that works in Cargo. Its not even fucking hard
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>>130499291
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>>130499112
Is there something about this game that attracts people who fear hospitals?
First Nuke and now the metal knee guy.
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>>130499291
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>>130499291
IS OF PLACE TO HAVE PIGS LIVE BORIS, COME ON. YOUR MOTHER WAS PEASANT! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THESE THINGS?
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>>130499291
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>>130499339
Do you have health insurance?
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>>130499339
>he's probably digging around in his infected tooth socket with that pocket knife as we speak
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>>130499112
>>130499339
I'm already like 36 grand in debt from the accident i was a passenger for, i cannot afford to go to the ER for this, they will turn be away like they did when i started bleeding from the first puncture.
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>>130499665
I'd rather be in debt than fucking die from sepsis because my dumb ass let my protruding knee rod get infected.
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>>130499665
>he didn't wear his pajamas or drink the hot choclate and get health insurance
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how the fuck do i git gud at melee teach me your ways please
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>>130500027
Disarm intent.
Aim for groin.
Disarm them until you push them over.
Grab them and put them on a table to increase the length of the stun time.
Take them off the table and throw them into a window.
Keep throwing them into a window until they stop breathing.
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>>130500027
move and click a lot
hide behind plants
go for head to kill and groin or legs to knock down
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LET'S TALK ABOUT LORE
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>>130500027
Crotch push, window slam, table slam, hot keys.
Learn you CQC anon
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shitposting and acting like a 12 year olds is one thing but I can't stand to hear people suffering. Seriously take care of yourselves.
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>>130500267
FUCK
YOU
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>>130500293
>window slam, table slam
How do you fuck do I even slam people into things
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>become a BYOND member to remove ads
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>>130500303
Can none of you read?

He has already said why he is waiting like 3 times, stop acting like he's an idiot who thinks it's fine, he clearly doesn't.
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>>130500358
I don't think you can slam people into tables, but to slam people into windows you do grab intent, click the person, upgrade the grab to their neck, and then throw them into a window like you'd throw an item.
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>>130500358
Grab intent (keyboard in hot keys), both hands free. Click your target (they should be knocked over by a groin push). Mash Y to upgrade your grab, click on the window/table. Congrats you are now on your way to killing someone with no weapons.
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>>130500925
>>130500987
Thank you. Time to get robusting
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>>130500293
what if you dont have available time for tables or windows. is there an easy way to get robust clicks
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>>130500027
All I want to know is how to click the motherfucker before he clicks me.
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>>130501552
Click faster
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>>130501615
That might just work.
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>>130501552
You already know the answer to that question don't you
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How do i plasma man?
I wish to be the purple skelly
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>>130502449
No one roleplays, play however the fuck you want.
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>>130502449
>Hobble around.
>Scream
>scream autistically
>do not engage in human relations, because that doesn't exist for a walk corpse
>???
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>>130502598
If bob can find love, so can i.
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>>130502894
That was a forced marriage, it's like a NEET marrying his dakimakura.
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>>130503040
you shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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>>130503040
>forced marriage
>NEET marrying his dakimakura
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>>130503216
Dakimakuras can't deny
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>>130499339
>Nuke and metal knee guy
Story?
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Is this the best thing to listen to while wizarding?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc
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>Busta-Nuts
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>>130502449
Ack a little.
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>>130503386
>metal knee guy
See >>130495924

>Nuke
See pic related.
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>>130503420
That's not https://youtu.be/5820jQIMGoU
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>>130503739
I remember when he posted that
Just what the fuck man. Why? why?
>select all images with bananas
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>>130503967
Obamacare
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>>130500409
We're just meming and playing video games. Health isn't a joke and it's not a meme. Please get better knee and tooth-Chans
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>>130499731
They legally can't turn you away in the U.S. anon, GO!
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>>130504876
whatever i'm already high as fuck.

>>130505029
they already have, niggas around here don't respect the law they're rednecks.
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>>130505297
DUDE
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>>130505432
BRUH
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>>130505480
MAYUN
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>>130505530
ME BRUDDUH
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>>130505297
if you are who I think you are, go to the hospital man, c'mon.
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I dare you all to kissu your waifu
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>>130506056
smoooch
ur my waifu, anon
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>>130502894
You talking about that Rin and Bob meme where they hung around each other and Rin really liked bob and bob didn't care at all?
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>>130506630
>bob didn't care at all

hahahaha dumbass
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>>130506056
Waifus aren't real, how am I supposed to do that?
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>>130506731
Waifus can be real people, they just have to be wholly unattainable.
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>>130506056
I would but she is cruel and would crush my heart
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>>130506056
I can't because she always has a suit on
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>tfw brand new to the game, pick assistant.
>go around picking up random garbage and throwing it at walls because you don't know what to do.
>find a camera, take pictures of yourself with people and hand them the photo

i guess I should read the wiki, huh?
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>>130506056
I don't have time for waifus.
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>>130507158
At least you didn't go around try to robust everyone.
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>>130507158
Find the clown, the mime, or another assistant.
Tell them you're bored and new to the station.
They will surely entertain you.
You may want to try playing Cargo Tech when you feel you're ready for your first job. You literally can't fuck it up because everyone's standards of Cargo are already as low as they go.
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>>130507158
Take pictures of yourself naked/make prints of your butt and hand those out
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>>130507362
>You literally can't fuck it up because everyone's standards of Cargo are already as low as they go.
;_; I'm trying my best Anon
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>>130506056
kisses rail
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>tfw you get to kill sawbones, nevill and yahir in one go
Feels good.
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>>130507362
Cargo Tech takes boxes of shit and hauls them around to places that order them, right?
I wouldn't mind doing that, but I dont know how to do anything at this point. I end up wandering around because I get lost and can't find my way to where I want to go.
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>crew don't notice I was ordered to kill nonhumans for a solid 20 minutes and four dead nonhumans
???
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>Make Pressure Cannon
>Never used it
>Get told 50/50 n2 and Plasma
>Load up shards
>Think it wont hurt
>Mercs a Tree man
>Kills the false Captain in a shot to the head

Welp
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Security a shit.
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>>130507742
>Get told 50/50 n2 and Plasma
Holy shit
You got rused
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>>130507742
shit is stronk
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>>130507695
Maybe they don't care.
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>Traitors
>Changelings
>Vampires
>Sec having a coop d'etat against the captain
>Nuke ops blowing the station all to hell
This is SS13
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>play as a grey
>barely speak english
>mostly just say Blorgl and occasional broken english
>my name is Blorgl because humans call me what I say because I can't answer "what is your name?"
>wandering around being an assistant looking for stuff
>find a Ling's lair
>battle and lose
>he eats me
>"Blorgl"
>he immediately gets the gag
>eats and impersonates me
>uses my RP scheme perfectly

MVP senpai
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>>130507653
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>>130507363
>Take pictures of yourself naked/make prints of your butt and hand those out

thanks for the idea.
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>>130507158
oh yeah I remember that photo you handed me.

play cargo techie next round.
If the game lasts long enough, usually they declare independence and become ghetto security.

and then get outrobusted by real security, while newcops destroys the station.
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>>130507835
Is there a better mix? It worked pretty well with that mix
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>>130507818
Please stop crying.
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>CE
>power time faggots
>turn on that singulo
>cold plasma
>SME time
>atmos tech handles loop
>does some strange shit
>ignore it
>telesci steals our shit over and over again
>finally get the engine on
>DELAMINATION IMMINENT
>panic
>tell everyone to GTFO
>Get shard out
>die from rads
>back to life
>captain and captain's butt buddy being condoms
>they have a sec officer in cuffs in a chair
>remove the comms console
>uncuff officer
>"CE fix that"
>"eat shit cap"
>attacked
>grab an egun
>tase both
>cuff em
>revolution success
>going back to atmos because fuck why not
>hear nukeops
>dead detective outside bridge
>vampire nearby too
>grab taser
>tase nukeop
>get shot
>tell AI to close door
>they open it for the op
>die
Fun round. But captains were fagets.
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>>130507898
I'm not sure if I want to tell you how it works because I don't want to see it nerfed.
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>HoP
>at desk like you're supposed to be
>autist greyshirt up
>only says his character's name like he's a fucking Pokemon
>carry a full conversation in which everything he says is just his name
>I promote him to Live Translator
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>>130499056
I was the QM that round. Damn Mommi
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>>130508006
Well do I need to superheat/supercool anything? Or just gas
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>>130507852
>>130508009

ayy lmao
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>detective
>Go into melee with a vampire and ling at different times and decapitate them both.
Shit was intense
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>>130508082
Basically just use literally any gas at literally any temperature and set it to 50%.
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>Be me
>Be brand new to this clusterfuck of a game
>pick assistant
>meet the captain
>no idea who he is
>"Yo, you need any help
>"Yeah, sure"
>wander around the station bumming around and being generally lazy fucks
>suddenly Sec goes rouge
>try to take them out
>defeat them
>they escape though
>capture us
>startpoliticalcoup.jpeg
>get stabbed in the chest a bunch of times
>die
>Captain gets dragged around, trying to stop the sec team
>eventually dies
>Sec team decides to kill everything on board
>Muslim music starts playing throughout the station
>everyone dies

100000/10, best round ever. Thanks Tommy Wisaeu for taking me under your wing, and giving me my best round yet
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>>130508002
>could have killed you
>could have killed the whole sec team
>didn't
You're all bad. Next time I won't be nice to people coming to tase me.
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>>130508156
Ah okay
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>>130508180
>staying in telesci stealing shit
>acting like a condom, wearing armor 24/7
>NOT EVEN SECURING THE FUCKING DISK
never play cap again please.
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>>130508659
Nukeops came because I prayed for justice. That was an extended round. And even if I did secure the disk, all of you stripped me and left everything lying around.
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>>130508172
what was the cause of the coup de tat?
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>and so ends another glorious blob round
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>>130508979
nigger I was the head op and I blew the station wanting to bury your legacy for good
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Nice round.

>>130508172
Newbies are cute, I love all the ones we're getting from /v/.
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>spend that round as newb assistant trying to load up with tools from tool closet to hack all the doors
>round ends

fuck, dude.
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>>130508659
Also nothing was stolen bubby. As captain I could easily walk in and take shit.
>>130508986
Sec team was bored out of their minds
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When the fuck are we going to put an end to gamemodes that have an auto-restard when the antag loses?
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>>130509115
Never.
Cause EL NAITH
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>>130508979
um, there is no excuse for leaving it in your office
It fell to me to sexcure the disk after I greytided in their during the coup
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>>130509074
>blob round finished
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>Tfw you watch your waifu from the shadows
>you see she she is getting stronger and full of anger
I can't wait to see the day she snaps as an antag and kills everyone.
I am waiting senpai
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>>130509114
>Also nothing was stolen bubby.
You stole my soul.
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>>130509105
greytiding tips for a newbie:

>order the mechanical maint crate from cargo, it comes with a full toolbelt
>order the eletrical maint crate, it comes with insulated gloves
>order pizza crate, share it with the clown, tell him you want to help him play some high octane pranks
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H-hey bronze kneecap. I looked at your picture and realized that, thats not puss around your metal. THATS YOUR FUCKING FAT. But, it's alright. I think I know how to get it to go back in. You need to stop killing people bro, go stealth once in a while good god
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How does one get more money if they aren't a Miner?
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Source on Nar'Sie music?
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If I bomb a non-vital part of the station and kill 2 others that were fine with it, along with myself and the antag about to rek us all in a last line of defense, would I get bannud? Let's say I had my finger over the detonator anyway to try and scare the antag off first but he still causes me to press it
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>>130509753
Beg a miner, that's literally the only way.
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>>130507852
That was me.

I feel bad though cause of how unrobust I am. I always feel like I did everything to win fighting and then they get the upper hand.

E.x. I restrain someone they run away I feel like an idiot for letting that happen

Tips for robust techniques?
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>>130509863
Punch them until they stop movign
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>>130509863
Be unfair.
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>>130509753
beg your head for cash.
they each have an account with 5k in it that they never touch
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>>130509292
Your soul belongs to the NT
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>>130498282
>join Hippies
>arrivals is dark
>guy in engineering hardsuit walking around with a riot shield and shotgun
>get him out of arrivals by running away
>disarm him and take his shotgun
>try to fire at him, click
>pump it
>click
>its out of ammo
>hit him with a hatchet in the face a few times
>misses his tazer like 3 times before he tazes
>he incaps me
>tell him to get better
>he drags me to maint and absorbs me
>"Do better, moron"
why did it rustle me when he'd be spaced right about now if his shotgun wasn't out of ammo
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>>130509753
Ask your head, threatean the HoP to go on a strike if they don't give you a raise
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>>130510294
mad bcuz dunked
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>>130510294
did you see any of my tasteful nudes?
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>>130509795
It's somewhere in the jukebox but I can't remember the name. Hang around the bar enough and you'll surely hear it at some point though.
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How the fuck do I get it working to hear jukebox songs?
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>>130510616
Install VLC (64 bit doesn't work, you have to install VLC Win32, assuming you're on Windows)
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>>130510616
download VLC player
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>>130509863
If you restrain someone and pull them they can't run.

A proper Changeling Lair should have all of the following

>A secret door. Weld a wall then crowbar the girder and replace the metal. Click to open/close.
>A Meat Spike for disposing of bodies, construct with metal in hand
>A Chair for restraining prisoners, construct with metal in hand
>a closet for hiding in or for hiding things in, construct with metal in hand
>no lights. Get mesons or something so you can see what you're doing.
>limited space so your target can't dodge around
>full of CO2, and you have an oxygen tank
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>>130502518
>>130502598
>>130503517
For realsies though help
The wiki is pretty sparse about plasymen
Where do i get plasma tanks?
Do any roles benefit from being a spook?
Also what is their lore?
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>>130511181
>Where do i get plasma tanks?
Any tank dispenser will have both O2 and Plas tanks. Refill at cannisters which are in engineering and R&D
>Do any roles benefit from being a spook?
Not really. Research jobs can be a bit easier I guess.
>Also what is their lore?
2spoopy
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>>130511181
You where a human that tried to escape a plasma fire by putting a exosuit on. You can see how that turned out
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>>130509074
I like ARMA when he is the AI, I read his newscaster stories
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>>130511181
Plasma fire victims being reused.
You're an autistic screaming shambling corpse.
The mystery is are you sentient or is the plasma sentient?

Watch this for inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhAv9VcBWc
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So wait Advanced Energy guns arent rechargable?
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>>130511181
get plasma tanks in engineering

you can go into space for free

their lore is to call them Bob, Syprus, Sawbones, Steve instead of their real name.
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>>130511415
Same.
Arma best AI, I always real their station highlights.
Post favorite static namers
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>>130511181
Plasmamen are fuckups involving plasma experiments

If you lose your suit or plasmatank you're fucked, you can refill your tank in a plasma can from engineering or toxins storage

You have NOO BLOOOD
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>>130511494
None of my favorite staticnamers play anymore
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>>130511181
>muh lores
They're to plasma what fallout ghouls are to radiation. That's about it.
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>>130511442
They have a mini reactor, they recharge over time
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>>130507742
Every day until Dylan nerfs it into the ground and it becomes a useless gimmick weapon
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>>130508145
>I decapitate them both

Bruv you were on the ground like a total pussy while an atmos tech "outrobusted" me with a chloral autoinjector
You are shit
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>>130511442
They charge by themselves senpai.
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>>130511707
Mad?
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>>130507684
Cargo tech is comfy tier
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>>130511760
I haven't played since backtoback meteors earlier tonight, I just think it's 2stronk
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>>130511782
Everyone is shit in Cargo
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>>130511913
In my experience about 70% of players are complete fucking garbage at all times, so really you can very easily pick any department and say 'everyone is shit in there'.
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>>130511494
myself
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Hey look, it's pomf.
http://www.byond.com/docs/notes/509.html
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>>130511913
>New? Play cargo!
>WHY ARE CARGO TECHS SHIT!!??!?
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>That feel when you will never hold hands with Rail and take her out to lunch
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Where can you get a silver coin at round start?
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>>130512204
I just said they were shit lad no need to be mad
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>>130512259
On Meta there are about 10 in maint boxes, just wander around

On Box there is one in fitness, one in maint, 2 in QM office, 2 in theater, and you can also buy a chocolate coin from a vendor.
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>>130511494
Hanako
stop fucking observing and play again
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>>130512469
worst girl
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>>130511494
Walter Kifer
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>>130511494
Post the worst static names
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>>130511494
Nick Weller, Rail, Sawbones, Crispy Jeff.
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>>130512660
I can't even remember any static namers that I legitimately hate. Like... maybe Rin? Does (>)she even play anymore?

But yeah, most everyone I disliked has disappeared over time, leaving only forgettable randomnamers in their wake.
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>singularity fodder
it was true
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>>130512728
>tfw mentioned
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>Recovering at mining with one dude from a combination gibtonite goliath wound.
>SUDDEN RIFT IN REALITY THAT THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON US TO FIX
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHEN DID SS13 GET THIS FUCKING DIRE.
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wtf was i supposed to do guys

i managed to get into the escape pod but i couldn't send it out, and then i got stuck buckled into the seat

god damn being a newb fucking sucks
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>>130512964
the blobs destroyed the universe
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>Final Score: -12,700
>Nuke goes off postgame
>Final Score: -30,000
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>singularity eats nuke
Super singularity, it looks neat
>singularity eats nuke and shard
Ultra singulo, it has that weird green glow and it looks awesome
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I love how everything on this station gets BTFO BUT THE FUCKING FIRELOCKS STILL WORK

Also, why did the supermatter cascade trigger when there was no bluespace rift?
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What have we learnt about hugging zachary?
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>>130512994
The universe was literally destroyed that round, nothing you could have done.

Also you dont manually launch pods, they leave with the escape shuttle.
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>>130513069
Never hug zachary.
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>>130513052
>when there was no bluespace rift
I certainly saw it somewhere as a ghost.
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I warned you about zach AI
I warned you
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>New blob asks where he should blob
>Tell him armory, engineering or the AI core if hes ballsy
>But no access!
>Tell him to just kindly ask the AI for a hug
>He does it the absolute madman
>Goes in the AI core stripped to gain AI trust
>Sits next to the AI
>Suddenly it pops
>AI dead in seconds
>Sec officer was watching and called it over the whole station
>Zas fucks over a pretty dumb crew
>Blob winning
>Some crazy motherfucker set up DUAL SINGLOS and was about to loose them
>deadchat demands loosening
>gets fed a SME
>twosingloose
>Two more singlooses out of nowhere
>crystal delaminates
>That desperate attempt to detonate the nuke last second
100/10 great round to watch, crew got steamrolled by a new player
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>>130513098
lmao i was too busy trying to bust open vending machines to notice what was going on

holy shit
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>>130512514
Thank god I didn't have to do it myself this time. Keep up the good work and people should stop posting about me
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>nobody will ever draw fanart of any ss13 AI
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>>130513069
The only good gray is a gray with a shower built over them after a court of law
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>>130513136
>zach comes in contact with silicons
>something awful happens

Every time, I swear...
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>blob tricks the AI
>blob grows almost unopposed
>things are at their darkest when the prayers are the dead are answered
>many lords of gravity manifest
>they devour blob, station, and the innocent alike
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>>130513069
>>130513136
>Be AI
>Setting everything up, checking everything
>Zachary Hensha rushes to my upload
>Asks to be let in
>Ok
>Gets to my core
>What'stheworstthatcouldhappen.jpg
>Creepily hugs my screen
>Concern rising
>Suddenly he just explodes
>I die instantly
>Blob has taken my place.

Consider my lesson learned.
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>>130513281
>zach gets a hug
>universe literally destroys itself
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>>130513017
putting a nuclear device into a gravitational singularity would do nothing, DETONATING one in a singularity is a different thing
Shard already makes maxiumum size singlo fully fed
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>go Medbay
>blob happens
>try and fail to recover Randome's body after they suicide bomb the bleb
>get a gun
>manage to get a few small shots in
>wind up with a busted lung, Megurine helps me get out before I get blobbed
>everything is falling to shit in Medbay when I can get back
>first thing I see is a guy shooting himself
>Megurine and Blaster wind up dead
>manage to bring Megurine back
>go out to try and recover more bodies
>blob blocking off western half of the station
>go back to Medbay and cascade happens
>walk around knowing we can't get out because quarantine
>last thing I do before my busted lung catches up to me is tell Frank I was glad to work with him
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>>130513328
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>tfw in the year 2525 starts playing
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>>130511707
Glass shards are an even better load for it, since they've got 15 throwforce but only w_class 1 instead of w_class 3 like floor tiles.
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>>130513821
>tfw space asshole plays
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Is there a list of comms codes like :e and such?
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>>130514165
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Clothes_and_Internals#Earpieces
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>>130513238
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>>130514617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ1FIImiwk4
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Fueled the TEG with the shard last round

Went okay
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>>130515908
>poor little white boy
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>>130516390
that'd be this one
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>>130516992
I've been in that exact situation except the tile below me was gibtonite.
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>>130518870
>metal gear solid 4 final boss fight
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who's ur favorite coder
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>>130520184
Errorage
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>>130520384
ancient memes lad
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>>130513917
Why plasma and n2o tough?
Why not 3030 kpa of plasma/co2, you know, toxins mix?
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>>130520448
3030kpa is not possible, 2999 maybe
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>>130520505
I am 100% certain I exceeded 3000 on multiple occasions. Question still stands.
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AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT: [vg-status] A round of cult has ended - 14 survivors, 22 ghosts.
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I warn you fuckers but do people listen
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>>130520610
past 3000kPa the tank leaks and quickly ticks down to under 3000, often around 2600-2800 or so
to answer your question though, the plasma+n2o mix was what you call a jape
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>>130520448
I never suggested a plasma/n2o mix.
I've always just used O2 tanks. A full O2 tank is enough gas to get two instakills using glass shards, and you can carry a backpack full of tanks.
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>tfw I got to hug people again.
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Remind me why this will not work?
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There's nothing more boring than when Nar-Sie shows up, the post-round wank lasts way too long. I've never not been bored even as a harvester.

It should be a 2 minute timer for the shuttle to show up and 3 minutes to launch, and then just end when it leaves the station. 5 minutes is plenty of time to hunt survivors, we don't need 15.
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>>130520729
Actually tanks go to about 3030 without rupturing. Source: I tested it.
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>go full gospel of the suit sensor
>one of our medbay guys turns off his sensors for apparently no reason
>nearly have an aneurysm at the time
>he actually fucking survived

I don't know what to feel.
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CULT WINS
CULT WWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
OUR MARX BROTHERS ESQUE INEPTITUDE HAS NOT FAILED US THIS DAY!
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>>130520749
Containment too small
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>>130520749
Front singulo will absorb all of the rear singulo's PA blasts, rear singulo will starve.
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>>130520827
So is 5x5 the minimum size or what?
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>>130520867
yes
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>>130520820
Hyun? I was planning on just teleporting you and that tree into a plasma-surrounded hell hole just to be a jerk.
But then the new scientist stuck around and I just went to actually doing cult work.
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>>130520731
What does the damage depend on? Pressure or mols in the tank?
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>>130520826
>Sec was busy interrogating actual dindus
>AI was busy trying to get those valids on
>Neither noticed any cult activity

Topfuck
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>>130520806
I tested it too, I assumed the limit was 3000 since it's a round number and trying to reach exactly 3000 was impossible to me
that said though I'm not sure why would you use this mix besides for particle cannon use
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>>130520820
That first time was accidental. The second time, I was trying to avoid getting arrested for making a grey cage at the HoP office.
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>chase Rail into space
>gets away because Fire Extinguisher
>Harvesters looking all over for her and the other survivors
>find out they're on Ruskie DJ
>fly out into space again in order to help
>just free floating and occasionally phase shifting
>suddenly land at Ruskie DJ by complete luck
>phase in to redeem myself and finish the kills
>couldn't aim right because of the ghosts
>only get to attack twice and only one dies in post-game
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>>130520930
Not Hyun, I left to get the pirate ship and commit sudoku at the DJ sat.
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>>130520979
The last dindu had a tome and talisman on him and I tried to raise alarms. Then I saw a guy running around with the nuke so I had to take care of that. Then I got ambushed and my soul stolen.
Wish the AI let us kill the black-afro cultist who was trying to break into sec
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>>130520942
The throwspeed of the projectile is calculated as such:
((((tankpressure/100)*pressure setting)*volume of gas in tank)/w_class of projectile)/400
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>>130506056
i dont have a waifu i have a husbando
and he lives 400 miles away
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I give people who decide to fuck with sec the full spesslaw treatment, e.g. stacking timers for interfering with arrest, assault on officer, illegal posession of a weapon if he disarms me and takes my taser...

Am I shitcurity?
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>>130521245
But it caps out (at 80 or something?)
How is the damage calculated though?
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>>130512660
yahir
bob
rin
dunsel the dunce
zachary
ser-gay faggotwhateverhislastnameis
sergay's faggot buttbuddy
rail
kayahi
tikicha
pretty much all the vox desu
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>>130521579
>do your job
>am i shitcurity?
No
Keep up the good work
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>>130521579
you're doing your job

you're not shitcurity, but people will hate you anyways, because you're doing your job and ergo wrangling the tards and ruining their odd brand of 'fun'
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>>130521713
Really interesting how this list changes when someone posts this in lowpop and then highpop
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>>130521685
The damage is calculated using a constant throwforce of 10 and whatever throwspeed is calculated for that shot. The pnematic cannon literally just throws the items really hard at the target.

Also yes, it does cap at 80, but at a throwspeed of 80 pretty much anything will obliterate whoever you shoot at. You don't need to worry about the cap.
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>>130521579
Not as long as you're not an asshole about it.

Being shitcurity is less about what you do, and more about how you do it.
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>>130522178
i just pick whatever static names pop into my head or pissed me off at one point or another

yahir, bob, and rin because they're assholes
dunsel too
zach too

sergay was an autistic baybie who couldnt play medbay worth shit, basically rail 1.0, and his buttbuddy was rin and theyre fucking insufferable when theyre both on together

fuck rail, because theyre rail. kayahi and all the other bar-vox because all they do is jerk off in the bar all round doing nothing except erping as furfag wet dreams. fuck vox in general.

or did i completely miss the point
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>>130522405
I agree with you 100%
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>>130522405
It was just interesting because someone posted the same sort of thing yesterday during highpop and the list was completely different (bar: Rin, Yahir, Rail)
I share a lot of the same opinion as you, it is just clear from the names you have picked you are often more active during lowpop.
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>>130522191
Isn't the throwforce the damage the projectile causes?
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If I saw someone walk around the station and use a gps and a map render to count tiles and find out the location of the Captan's locker, the HoS's locker then use telesci to loot them. Is that too metagamey? or is it just frowned upon?
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>>130522757
guess so. highpop's filled with greytiding faggots, at least the lowpop faggots don't usually get in the way of my work and break everything. sometimes they might even actually make shit interesting, unless they're the ones lower on the list. then they just sit around in the bar erping or sitting around the CMC crying about their special snowflake backstories.
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>>130523051
No, throwforce is throwforce.
The damage that a thrown object causes is calculated based on both the object's throwforce and throwspeed. All objects are ascribed a throwforce of 10 when they leave the pneumatic cannon, but the throwspeed can vary.
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What is the best lawset and why is it NTR Default?
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>>130523340
Asimov, rewards cleverness.
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>>130523147
lowpop is mostly fine bar a few static names that like to metagame the shit out of things (see: Randome,Zachary)
It really beats the highpop shittery of valid hunters and normal useless assholes
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That long hair shit was awful.
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>>130523426
The character that was the reason why it became that hasn't been around for many years.
I don't know why not simply remove the hair or remove its tripping or make the huge pompadour make people fall forward from poor balance too
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>>130523340
>NTR default
>NTR
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>>130523424
Fuck Randome, he can eat a dick
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>>130523602
>mime curse
If you thought I wouldn't take full advantage of your floorlength braids after that you were wrong.
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>Set pref for librarian to high, all I want to do is spread nanopaper animal gifs
>Get mechanic instead
>Other mechanic goes braindead
>Botanist goes braindead
>Engineer takes forever to set up power and then only does an AME, so I set up a TEG (in fairness he did volunteer to make a singulo after it was rendered redundant)
>Science has like 6 people but none of them do R&D past level 2
>Make animal gifs anyway
>See clown altering disposals line, take a ride and snag the ID + hand tele
>Go around fixing breaches from wizzyman
>Call shuttle once I hear about ayyliens on top of rod(?) and wizzy
>Wizard finds me in engineering hall, tries to murder me, I hand tele away into the t-coms chamber where he dare not follow
>Meet Lilah through a glass wall, we chat briefly
>Retreat to medbay because I got burned by lightning
>Award spare to CMO for successful validhunting because I didn't really need the damn thing anyway
>Think we had a pretty good shift until I get to shuttle
>That shuttle ride

[Visible confusion]
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>>130523074
Head offices have telesci protection unless you use a very specific item.
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>>130523729
>6 people

I only saw myself and Randome and Randome vanished forever within 2 minutes what the fuck
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I need staticnames to name Tomodachis after. send help, I'm an unoriginal fuck with a shitty memory.
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>>130523823
I went back to get tools and hack into the RD office for the AI core board as I planned on turning myself into the AI but then the wizard came.
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>>130523823
Well, 2 of them were the 2 mechanics (1 braindead) but that still leaves a load of scientists on the manifest.
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>>130523741
He specifically made telecrystals for the occasion.
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Rail
Kayahi
Sawbones
Yahir
The dunse.
Zachary
Megurine Luka
Heathcliff
Bugsy
Tikihaki
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>>130521579
But how do you manage all those forty five minute sentences with only four brig cells?
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>>130524001
??
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>>130524001
Fuck, was meant to be a reply to >>130523870
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>>130524001
wat

Are we listing off our husbandos/waifus? Those are some shitty picks. I liked it better when Shiggy was fagging it up, at least he had class and taste in women.
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>>130521579
You're not shitcurity, you're a teacher. Teaching shitters that ruining people's round isn't a 10 minutes sentence during which they can safely go take a shit.
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>>130524046
Anything above a certain threshold can be converted to perma afaik, but usually not that many people get more than 10.

Also that's what I have a warden for as HoS.
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humans are WORST SPECIES after greys
there was nothing wrong with skeletons
diona are not at all OP unless you're a retard
prove me wrong
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Who /mime/ here?
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>>130524304
What's wrong with greys? We only really have two of them.
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>>130524407
yes and they are both insufferable
this seems to be a trend
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>>130524459
At least ayys don't have special snowflake dA tier backstories and try and tell you their life story every time you utter a single word to them.
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What if Vox had bad dark vision?
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>>130524548
You don't spend enough time around Yahir then. Probably for the better
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>>130524548
did you forget you are playing a game where you're literally allowed to bully them for it and the silicons HAVE to protect you while doing so
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>>130524459
Hey man, I only sperg out if something bad happens to my work station.
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>>130524639
yahir doesn't try and tell you his life story, he just babbles about random shit, and only if you try and chat him up

faggots like literally every goddamn waifufag or husbando do that

ayys do not
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>>130524669
You sperg out at the drop of a hat Zach, don't try to deny it. Someone calls out any valid and you get triggered.
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>>130524669
Or when borgs are involved
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>>130524783
I've been dropping the valid hunting shit.
>>130524786
That too.
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>>130523870
Rowan Leaf
Allen Baker
That HoP chick in HR uniform
Boris
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>in medbay
>someone knocked out CMO
>try to fuck him up
>sec arrests me
>call him shitcurity
>throws me in perma
>bleeding constantly
>screaming at him to get me a medkit
>calls me a faggot
>bleed into crit
>he comes in at the last fucking second as my screen goes white and epi's me
>medical aid
>in perma for the rest of the round
fucking shitcurity literally everywhere
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Say what you will about plasma men, grayys and diona but at least they don't talk like they have brain damage
Fucking birds
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>>130524846
I will believe it when I see it.
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>>130524961
trying to fuck up the person who fucked up CMO that is
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>>130524961
>epi
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>>130525002
that one is always funny, half of the crew want to lynch vox that don't speak funny for breaking character and the other half want to lynch them for speaking funny because it's annoying.

These days the shitty speakers are a rarity with only Rail being a constant player.
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>>130521713
>tfw not on the list
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What do I have to do to get waifufagged?
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>>130525639
Shill each and every little thing you do with a shitty greentext story nobody cares about and reply to yourself saying you're great.
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>>130525639
Play a female with not ugly hair and use exclamation points.
Sometimes you don't even need the exclamation points.
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Is it possible to make an NTSL script that allows for cross-server comms?
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>>130525835
I highly doubt it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZBDNQ3gas
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>>130525558
It is a good feeling huh?
Although they missed Olive off the list
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>haven't played SS13 in some months
>get the urge to play it
>play Lifeweb instead
>no idea what the fuck is going on
>die
>love it

It's like I'm new to SS13 again.
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will i be bullied if i'm new to the game on the /vg/ serb?
im in the process of reading the 2 newbie guides from the OP right now
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>>130526156
Yes you will be bullied but not because you're new
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>>130526156
Play cargo tech, people are used to them being new players.
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>>130526113
>Heard about Lifeweb
>Apparently, it's a pretty deep variation of SS13 made by a Russian
>Also, you can fuck lolis for some reason
>Start out in some dark as shit cavern
>Take 3 steps
>something mauls me and starts eating me alive
Seems to be pretty intense. Also, the wiki is way less explanatory than SS13's. I don't know if I can deal with the steep learning curve.
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Who /ERP/ here?
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what guides that are not yet made would you appreciate?
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>>130527107
pls go
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>>130527107
That anime was garbage dicks.
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>>130527112
Guide on how not to be a COMPLETE MEMESPOUTING, TRASHY, INSANE, PILE OF SHIT.
Everyone needs to read it.
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>>130527149
To the bedroom? You wanna do it right now?
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>>130520979
>mommi was placing cameras in maints bcs muh station improvements
>ai ignores it completely
:^(((((
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>Just want to prank Rail
>Get injected with Chloral for it
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>grab the ghetto juke for comfy fort
>it's stuck on the muzak playlist
>end up just listening to suicide is painless on repeat the entire round
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I wish i could sprite instead of stealing someone elses work and still failing
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>>130529969
Cannibalizing existing sprites is the first step to making sort of good sprites.
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>>130530472
Well that's good to know
Honestly i would have kept going but i found out that some of the faces are different sizes than others and that causes the visable skull in the last image to look weird
And i still have the hands which i can't do without it looking like a blob
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>>130503435
Busta was the man who coded our atmos simulation.

Just so happens that whatever's in Busta-Nuts (Hardcores) makes you immune to ZAS stun, but you instantly bleed out if you go into critical
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>>130529158
chloral should hever have recipe, it should be nameless reagent from parapen
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>>130530875
The parapen reagent is something different to chloral though

It's zombie powder IIRC
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>>130525806
This.
Punctuation is important to being a waifu. For starters:

You should use a lot of ellipses...
You know...in a half-assed attempt to roleplay...
It makes whatever you say sound important...because people think you're lost in thought...
...ellipses make it seem like you're hard at work...trying to come up with a solution to a major problem...
Or...you're just worried...about what is happening...
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HELP
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DEADMIN FUCKING WHEN
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>>130531202
Have a cleaner copy.

Alright boys, lets see those captions.
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>>130531296
baybie is worst flavour of shitter
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help, why isnt this working
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>>130531704
Works for me, next time dont pirate the game.
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>>130531704
>byond:://ss13.undo.it

Oh boy if only these retards would READ THE OP so that they'd know that WE HAVE A DIFFERENT SERVER IP NOW
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>>130531560
WOW. I KNOW RIGHT? DEADMIN WHEN?

>>130531704
New address

byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
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>Chuck a bomb in the HoP line to take out target
>Works
>Find out target is an MMI in surgery
>Try to get back there
>Someone found my signaler frenq
>Prematurely detonated me
>It gibbed Zach with it
>Neither agent won because we were both MMIs by the end

bretty good
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>>130531809
>>130531814
thx senpai
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>>130531829
I picked up the bomb you left outside my window, but I didn't use the signaller.
Did you leave another bomb somewhere?
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>>130531926
No, just cluttered signallers on the floor of toxins and maint like a lazy slob
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>>130509074
I wonder if new players can read newscasts
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>>130531296
>>130531269
>>130531202
Holy fucking shit. Are you guys trying to help pain.
Post the whole fucking thing. This guy is always fucking ruining lowpop with his HighRP shit
FUCKING DEADMIN WHEN?
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>>130532994
Can you really not spot sarcasm?
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>>130533296
>He thinks this is sarcasm
Holy shit. Sucking admin dick isn't going to get you into the metaclub lad
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>>130533296
Can you please go to bay or yog or whatever they're called now, with your high RP?
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>>130533296
its not sarcasm
Sometimes i wonder if mr.bay666 is sarca in disguise
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>>130533296
>its sarcasm
Shure, buddy
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>>130524297
>>130524046
Also giving someone a full head of implants can knock like 40 minutes off
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>>130533432
The answer is obviniously no
Because mr.paininass666 is massive faggot
>>130532994
>id rather get shot by sandniggers
I hope this will happen
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>>130532994
why dont you make deadmin request?
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>>130534442
Cause they're a self-quoting lil' bitch.
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ded thred ded gaem
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>>130499339
I think the game itself makes you fear hospitals
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Is the server down? I always get "connection failed" when trying to connect.
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>>130537027
Well gee are you using the new IP address?
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>>130537098
No, I use the one on the vg station wiki. I didn't know it had changed
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>>130537170
Maybe you should READ THE OP
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>>130535065
mcfucking kill yourself
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How can I effectively cuck Rail?
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>>130537874
Chloral hydrate/disposal, take their spot in treating their metafriends
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>>130538008
Metafriends as in plural?
All I see is that bartender that cries all round for them to drop at the bar.
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>>130537874
>be antag
>hack into virology
>take off her headset
>fill 3 needles with deadly medicine
>tell her to pick one
>inject her with it
>disposal her body
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>doing juggernaut things on the escape shuttle
>accidentally slip into space as the shuttle launches
>somehow end up in a closed room on the asteroid with nothing but solid rock all around

t-thanks coders
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>>130525639
Be bubbly and annoying.
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>>130538781
>ask an admin why do floorlength braids still exist
>"to punish waifufags"
>no one takes it anyway
>that hairstyle in your pic exists
>all those retarded anime hairstyles added last year exist
????
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>>130526852
Don't bother with that shitty knockoff if you know what's good for you.
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>>130539626
memeweb is actually intersting concept
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>>130542629
I only know so much about it and I really want to give it a go but its hyperdark/edgy atmosphere kinda turn me off. I'd prefer a airier high fantasy or even its dark fantasy just toned down a bit.
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>>130542629
The only thing that stops me from playing is the absolute shitty lighting, you cant see shit even with the mortus working 100%. Dont bother with it.
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>clown has all access and wants to release a virus
>paramedic stops him with chloral
>dunks him in disposals without his clothes
>clown goes braindead
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>>130542629
Interesting concept doesn't excuse it from being a cesspit of LOLSORANDUM murderboning simply because people can

I don't think there's been a single round in that pile of trash where I haven't walked past someone and then have my throat slit and guts spilled. It's literally not worth it unless you can suck enough cock to join one of the meta-clubs.

A better concept would be a SS13 server with the same aesthetic as the first alien film

>AI can only be talked to in a secure room that only heads can access
>only security gets personal radios, everyone else has to use intercoms
>Floppy disks everywhere
>Weyland-yutani synths as antags, crew expendable etc

it could work
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>>130543283
What did the AI even do in the first Alien film?
Didn't it just sit there answering questions like some sort of Library Computer?

That doesn't sound very fun.
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Why are buttbots so fun though?
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>>130546087
literal potty humor
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>>130546087
*fart
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>>130543885
It sounds inspired from Multivac from the asimov stories. Does literally nothing but answer questions. It's basically space google.
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>>130546087
They aren't
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>>130543885
>>130547084
Now that's an AI that COULD be replaced with an npc.
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>>130547547
Well then I hope you enjoy every door hacked open because the door slave wasn't there.
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>>130535574
Better keep your best writers permanent banned! Wouldn't want fresh content to take away from the metaclub's eye witness accounts.
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>>130548053
As clown I hack every door open anyway, it's quicker than asking the AI, and I don't have to deal with it alerting anyone. Just fix it behind you and no one can complain.
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But honestly, vomit containing part of the chems in your body when?
Scooping up vomit with beakers when?
Vox chef that makes delicious food just to eat it and regurgitate it on plates to serve when?
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>>130548548
When you code it, fag
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>>130548606
I can't even make Hello World in Basic
>>
The reason why video games are shit is because of you. You don't listen to your user base when they tell you to fix things. You don't listen to the idea philosophers when they polish your shit. You just tell everyone else to learn what you learned and to fuck off. You didn't learn shit and what you make is shit compared to what WE could make if WE joined forces and WORKED together.

You spend your time mastering ideas
Or you spend your time mastering implementing ideas,
This is not a one man show, video game design and production. You have to work together.

But hey, don't listen to me or anything. I'm just a video game designer who programmed his own games, wrote his own scripts, made his own graphical and audio assets and it was me who game my games away for free and have had my games freely available to download for over 12 years.
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>>130549234
Then tough shit.

>>130549279
Go get a hobby.
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>>130549342
I have a hobby. Making Video Games Great Again.

It's a matter of passion. And I have a lot of that as it is an emission from the imagination which is widely accepted as something without boundaries.

I suggest you learn to read with eyes open.
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>>130549573
No really, go get a hobby, it's not healthy to shitpost on a videogame you got banned from
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>>130549279
I swear I've read this on agdg before

Also, all of that "argument" can be answered with "Send your ideas and bug reports to the github, because the coders usually ignore the thread because shitposters"
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>>130546087
>round-trip ping pong took 17 seconds
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>>130527107
Me
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>>130549651
You really are a problem child.
>>130549781
You didn't even read one sentence of what I had to say.

I honestly felt bad for how poisoned your minds are but it grows difficult to continue putting my wisdom up on a table to be thrown back at my face by screaming shit filled diaper babies.
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>>130543885
I wouldn't mind playing that.
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>>130550290
How come you won't get a hobby? Surely you have something better to do.
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>>130550330
Sitting in a room, unable to move, or do anything other than answer questions?
That's a good contender for more useless than a pAI.
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>>130550290
take a moment to think about why people are hissing at you

hint: your name. if your ideas are so great, drop the name and let your ideas speak instead.
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>>130550341
Why are you so beligerantly willingfuly ignorant?
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>>130550543
You're pretty full of yourself, if you're so wise you'd probably be better off doing something actually constructive instead of
>continue putting my wisdom up on a table to be thrown back at my face by screaming shit filled diaper babies
as you put it
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new news about doomstation when?
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>>130550432
IT'S CALLED ROLEPLAY YOU SHITLORD

REEEEEE
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>New laptop
>Windows 10
>Game works fine
>Juke works without me even needing to do anything

One week later

>Game lags like shit
>Just stopped working
>Installed VLC and all its garbage, still won't work

WHY
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>>130498282
2hotdogs is the hero that /vg/ deserves to be honest fampai

>>130550706
>Windows 10
Literally jump off a bridge. Windows 7 is still the master race
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>>130550643
>veegee stashun
>ROLE-PLAY
The joke is starting to become stale.
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>>130550495
only newfags hate usernames.
if you're so autistic to be this consumed with a site feature I have serious doubts that you would even be able to harvest the wisdom I sow.
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>>130550896
So, your ideas don't stand up on their own merits, and need your name to support them?
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>>130550610
Chains are only as strong as the weakest link. If I am as wise as I suspect I am I not best placed here to strengthen the weakest links that the chain hold true? Do you not want great things? My mistake. I honestly thought people living on Earth might want great things. Fuck me right? I'll just go absorb myself in the new age movement and expand my mind and leave the reincarnation cycle of earth forever and ever becuase good things are shit here. The light, I can finally see..
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>>130551049
>>130551223
Please respond
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>>130551223
Look, I know you're bored, drop the fa├žade for a second. Is this really what you want to do all day? Spout bullshit philosophy to people who don't care about you?
Seriously man, think about what you're doing, and do something else.

I don't know how sour you can be about being banned, but that's clearly it if you're still sitting here so long posting.
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>>130551049
Oh I understand oh wise and powerful sage. The truth cometh frometh thy frothing mouth, oh powerful and terrible dragon. Out fly your infallible mouth three toads. "REEE" "GET A HOBBIEEEEE" "NORMIE LEEEAVEEEE"
Oh truthful toads sing merry wisdom to us in my stead.
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>>130498282
Is there any way to not see other people's ghost sprites while observing? I'm tired of some autist constantly following my ghost to be annoying.
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>>130551529
Toggle darkness.
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>>130551507
I said none of those things. Reevaluate my statement and try again.
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Find Jesus, all of you.
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>mfw I was the cargo that threw all the weapons the clown gave me around
That was a fucking magical round
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>tfw I killed the clown
>the people who protected him
>the majority of the slime hunters
>and survived on the escape shuttle which contains 6 extinguishers

Slime life is nice life
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>>130552005
i actually got desfribillated
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>>130552049

But how? Medbay was a complete wild ride with all the slimes and dead bodies in it and I disposaled your body, and the endgame screen said you were dead.
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>>130552138
i'm not the clown
just one of the bar mob
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Daily reminder.
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>>130552192
then who cares if you lived nigga the greentext wasn't for you
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>>130498282
How do you get out of some faggot's grab?
Resisting or?
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>>130552608
Run away or disarm
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>>130552608

Resist does jack shit, even though it's intended to. If you try to resist, even if it says you resist them, your ass is getting tabled anyways.
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when is tabling getting nerfed?

being incapacitated for 15 seconds because somebody put you on a table is silly as fuck

should be 3 seconds tops
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>>130552931
Fix when
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>>130552608
disarmspam and hope your dice is more OG
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>>130552005
I had a pretty fun time with slime hunting you. The only time I ever had clear shots was when you were eating someone, but the person you were eating was always running around like a mad man rather than trying to wrestle you off and I couldn't connect shots with the thermal gun. Thought about detonating a welder tank in the hall and sucking out all the air and freezing you. What more harm could it have done?
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>>130552931
They should make resisting a grab knock the grabber down.
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>>130553712

That's actually a good idea
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>>130550636
Soon hopefully
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>>130526852
>lolis
I got some bad news for you
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>>130553712
I agree but I think the counter stun should be exclusive to sec members
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Don't you just love how easy it is to impersonate namefags who think they're too good for tripcodes?
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>>130553712
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>>130553941
>class based skills
Why not make bandages exclusive to doctors?
Why not make wall building exclusive to engineers?
Why not make door hacking exclusive to assistants?
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>>130552980
when you code it
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>>130554123
Not him but sec should have special training that differentiates them from assistants with guns
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>>130554123
>mmuh classes
No and no, this is sandbox not some rpg
On other hand if skill system became something more than some flavour text in description it would be intersting
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>>130554123
>>130554536
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bay
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>>130554536
>he doesn't understand sarcasm
How's it like being an autist
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>>130554019
>implying anyone alive can recreate how I pontificate massively exchanged media expressions
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>>130554815
i just didn't read original post
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>>130556515
How about you get a hobby, kid?
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>>130554694
but this is opposite of bay, dumbass
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>>130552369
Please stop quoting me
>>
LIST OF THINGS YOU CAN'T DO AS ANTAG
>ERP
>Recall the shuttle over and over for no reason (will probably get you gibbed)
>???
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What's in the parapen and how much of it?
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>>130557750
Metagame
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>>130557778
Cancer, enough to remove two players without chemo.
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>All I want to do when I get home from work is play this game.
Send help. I'm half tempted to try and install Byond on my office computer.
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>>130557778
Zombie Powder (20u) - prevents the target from moving
Mercury (20u) - causes 200 brain damae
Cryptobiolin (10u) - does nothing because it wears off before you get unparalyzed anyway
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>>130558171
I know that feel bro
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>>130558171
Try it, it's obscure enough to get past your office's filters.

t. Person who plays at work

Or don't, escape while you can
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>>130558171
At least you're at work and not the hospital.

Can't spess while they prep you for surgery :^(
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>>130558469
>Can't spess while they prep you for surgery
Maybe if you're a fucking casual
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>>130559615
They just walked in and grabbed my bed and pulled it to prep, i'm posting from my phone while they get the OR ready.
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>>130557778
zombie powder or chloral
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>>130559774
Enjoy the wild ride
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>>130560072
wait i think my doctor just stabbed me with a pensdfshnbgfhfx
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>>130524001
Literally who?: the list.
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>>130560305
Should've maxed suit sensors
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>>130559774
>preping for surgery
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>130560839
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>Two miners can talk to eachother in space without using the radio
IN SPACE
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
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>>130561519
Yeah. It's pretty nice.
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>>130561614
BUT
MUH
IMMULSIONS
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>>130561519
Funny, it used to not actually work.
You had to be right next to them to hear them.
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>>130560846
prank'd

>>130561450
They just put the mask for the anesthesia on, see you in an hour spessmen.
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>make a character
>within four days a bunch of people will have the same hairstyle
ree
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>>130562084
>you can't put hats on xenomorphs

When will this error be fixed?
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>>130553928
Loli is legal in most states.
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>>130564831
they aren't loli though
they are literally like 8 years old
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>>130552369
You could say this server's for the birds.
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>>130564908
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>>130564908
You really don't know what loli is, do you?
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>>130565297
>i look like an infant but im actually eight trillion years old!
>dont worry, my child snatch lacks one of the dimensions so its a-okay!