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TOURNEY'S OVER EDITION

>2.21 Amaterasu, The Shining Light (January 12)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Upcoming_update

>XBO 2.18 - The Astral Hunt
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-xbox-the-astral-hunt-2-18/

>New Season 3 Joust Cinematic Trailer
[YouTube] SMITE Joust Reveal Cinematic (embed)

>Sylvanus' treant joining Paladins as a champion
http://www.pcgamer.com/smite-mount-arrives-in-paladins-as-a-champion/

>Season 2 League Rewards
http://www.smitegame.com/preview-season-2-league-rewards/

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8 (embed)

>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

Previously, on /smgen/: >>128682389
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1st for SWK #1
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Best girl.
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so worst build in the tournament was?
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>>128810173

The one where someone was magic and was up against physical and didn't build BoV

I think that was HDfred being retarded, Kali vs Chronos?
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>>128807437
it took me from april 2014 till december 2015 to master Freya.
My closest gods after that are Apollo at 6, Xbalanque at 6 and Rama at 5 and a half, then Neith at 4 and a half.
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>>128810173
>>128810529
Boy I don't know, tons of highlights though. Going through now.
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>>128810101
Kama a cute.
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>>128810101

>doesn't have a fucking thing to do with smite

I mean I guess, but she's jetpack fighter's girl if anything
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SKADI WHEN
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If I buy the whole Odyssey now, do I still get Ragnarok Force X? Or do I just get the shit that's in the Odyssey, no more Thor?
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>>128811116

After superior nippon gods are released
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>>128810753
Don't believe his memes
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>>128811320

The amount of buff camps ulted in the entire tournament is ridiculous
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>that feel when your gf still has a dick
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xth for breast waifu
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>she
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low-effort shopped alistar someone asked for
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REMOVE DEGENERACY

Dubs to summon baal to smite the tranny.
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>>128811914
>>128811921
>>128811958
>>128811959
>>128811976
xth for wrong thread dumbasses
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>>128811921
>There's a fucking Sona poster in this general
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>>128812021
i here to stay now faggot
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>>128811921
>>128811958
>>128811959
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>>128812107
you gotta admit you wish Smite had fan artl ike that though
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>>128811921
Superior breast waifu coming through.
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post ymir defense against chronos
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1st for EU > NA

as we saw today, twice
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>>128811667
I think what's ridiculous is how bad EU is at this game

And how bad my aim is
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>>128812282
This is smiggen, right?
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>>128812342
> forgot i had girdle

> would have lived if i popped it earlier
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>>128812342

Pick another character
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Are we being raided or something?
>Was going to go to lolg to check
>The thread couldn't possibly be any more cancer than it is right now
I'm glad I stopped playing that garbage
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>>128811273
self bump
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>>128812342
>>128812618
Hellsíng with the hype plays
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>>128812754
Lolfag are just jealous that Smite have the superior waifu
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>>128812905
thought top tiers were banned?
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>>128812951
Did you even read any of my post? Or did you reply to the wrong person?
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>>128813082
Nope.
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>>128811273
Odyssey is over anon.
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>>128813223
joust is so fucking stupid
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>>128813304
you don't think a chronos should be able to go 0/4 and win? how dare you
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>i feel like I'm in pittsburg ive never seen so much steals
P H R E AK
H
R
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A
K
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>>128813304
It really is a shit game mode.
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>>128812434
nice scrims guys close game gg

sorry for bullying you ashur
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>>128813304
>retarded short re spawns that just favor hard carries more
>nothing to help gods with no structure damage push
>phoneix is weak as shit and titan can be 100 by anubis easy
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>>128813815
>anubis
> joust
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>>128813101
Anon I just mischievously implied that we were indeed raided by people from the lol general because they were jealous of our superior waifus
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>>128813223
That stun dodge was dope.
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>>128813994
Anubis is ok-tier in joust anon.
He's far better there than in conquest.
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>>128813223
>>128812905

i want to fuck hellsing
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>>128814361
i did that already :^)
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>>128814112
It seems you forgot the "s" in lolfags then.
Remember guys, spelling saves lives.
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>>128812461
>webm cuts off right before he dies to archers
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>>128813082
>>128813223
Whelp, kinda glad I didn't waste my time with it today then.

At least ban Chronos, He Bo, AMC and the likes

They're so unenjoyable to play against in joust.
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>>128813223
>tfw the better player lost
Feelsbad
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>>128810216
>got my old account deleted for saying "faggot" so many times.

kek
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Post waifu goddesses not in Smite (yet)
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Well guys, all in all, the 1v1 tournament went pretty well. There were some technical hiccups, but I think the viewers and participants had fun (except fred :o). Out of our 25 sign-ups, 16 of you actually showed up. Thanks to everyone for participating and watching, and special thanks SethPhalange for providing our lavish prize-pool and to CopperMeme and Alen for casting for 6 hours or whatever the fuck.

Results are here: challonge com/smiggen
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>>128815895
but you posted Neith, retard.
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>>128815895
Soon
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>>128816054
>1 PM
>Implying everyone is gonna be there?
Some of us have to work for a living you fucking faggit
Which doesn't include me because I was sleeping at that time.
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>>128816167
:(
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>>128816347
You don't have to compete or sign up, the time was posted from the beginning and was never changed.
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>>128816347
not that i care, but why sign up if youre not going to be there? the time and date was set for two weeks.
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Thanks Cracky for the Convention Tyr skin, I am now complete.
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>>128816948
inb4 everyone saying i posted that about myself
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>>128816948
Why does this Taro guy always sperg out about hard CC?
Why does he even play the game?
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>>128816948

rip greater aegis
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>>128817071
>Why does he even play the game?
In the hopes the devs will actually become talented and remove/balance Hard CC and Stealth

And because I like Tyr.
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>>128817320
Die
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>>128817320
>talented
What on earth does talent have to do with hard CC?
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>>128817432
I just want to make Smite great again.(for the first time).
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>>128817513

Are you pretending right now?
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>>128809837
wish I coul've participated but went to a party the day before and woke up at 10pm gmt
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Just so you guys know, she married her brother, Tsukuyomi.
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>>128817646
Isis married her brother, too.
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>>128817513
>What on earth does talent have to do with hard CC?
A talented game designer realizes (as the devs of Magic have) that mechanics that remove a player's ability to do anything in response, and allow them to be destroyed with impunity are toxic, imbalanced, horrible game mechanics.

Talentless game designers simply copy over said game mechanics from the Warcraft III mod their game is based on (dota), which in turn copy/pasted the same mechanic from pen&paper Dungeons and Dragons, which is from the 1970's.

Talentless game designers continue to perpetuate, outdated, imbalanced game mechanics.
Smart and talented ones do not.
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>>128817559
The devs becoming "talented" won't make them remove hard CC. It's a non-sequitur.
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/smgen/, how would you fix a shit-tier god, like Baka, ra@, etc.?

If you favorite god isn't that good, talk about how you would fix them.
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>>128817646
>Incest
>>128817741
So did Hera
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>>128817646
>google it
>naruto shit
fuck off anime nerd
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>>128817774
>>128817320
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>>128817646
And Zeus married his sister
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>>128817796
see >>128817774
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>>128817884
lol

http://mythology.wikia.com/wiki/Amaterasu
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>>128817884
>google Thor
>marvel shit
Fuck off capshit nerd
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>>128817774
>mechanics that remove a player's ability to do anything in response
You can buy beads you dumb shit
You can also dodge the stun. I don't think there are any targeted stuns in Smite. There are hardly any targeted abilities at all.

>the devs of Magic
Isn't Thoughtseize practically mandatory in constructed? Not to mention they keep printing new mill cards.
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>>128817646

Incest with gods is ok because they are above mortal shit like DNA.

Loki fucked a giant and sired Fenrir. So either genetics isn't a thing with gods or Loki was cucked by the family dog.
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>>128818274
Fenrir is Loki's son though.
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>>128816167
That's not the point

That's the only sfw goddess image I had on hand
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>>128818467

baka
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>>128818467

???

Do you not know what sired means?
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>>128818274
What did a giant even look like in Norse mythology? Would it be weird to fuck a giant?
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>>128818589
>Would it be weird to fuck a giant?
Loki is at least half-giant, so probably not.
What's really weird is that he once turned into a horse and gave birth to another horse.
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>>128818546
So loki gave birth to an eight legged horse, a hungry wolf, an anaconda, a half skeleton and two other dudes right?
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>>128818765
Alpha as fuck 2bh
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>>128818765

baka
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>>128818589
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6tunn
>Some of the jötnar are attributed hideous appearances – claws, fangs, and deformed features, apart from a generally hideous size. Some of them may even have many heads, such as Þrívaldi who had nine of them, or an overall non-humanoid shape; so were Jörmungandr and Fenrir, two of the children of Loki.

Yet when jötnar are named and more closely described, they are often given the opposite characteristics. Many of the jötnar are described as beautiful, Skaði being described as the “bright bride of the gods".[5] Although some jötnar are said to have been of considerable size, many were of no difference in size than that of the Æsir or Vanir.

Depend of the giant.
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>>128817646
Incest is god.
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>>128818584
No, I don't. Sorry.
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>>128819000
Him too?
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>>128817798
>AMC
The disarm made him an even better boxer, it's just the lack of mobility that kills him. Maybe make his hives take 2 AAs to kill since I can't think of any other pet (Arachne, Ah Puch corpses, Vulcan's turret, cats, Baka minions, hell even wards) that go down in one hit.
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>>128819972
Don't Sylvanus's sprouts go down in one hit?
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>>128819972
Does Sylvanus's bulbs count?
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>play an Arena
>against a full clan premade
>have a wombo combo team while mine is just random gods
So basically this game is just like all the other mobas. Just stack premades and win
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>>128820147
>>128820170
>seedmind
Yes, they do. Couldn't think of those at the time. Guess Hi-Rez doesn't like plants.
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>playing coop with my boyfriend all day
Fun, but it's driving me crazy how most of the characters I want to play are locked for a week or two until I get these gems.
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>>128820319
Why do people get butthurt about premades? Why wouldn't playing in a group give you an advantage over a bunch of randos? This is the nature of team games, not just MOBAs.
I think matchmaking is supposed to segregate 5-mans anyway.
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>>128820719
>buying gods with gems
That's ridiculous. If you aren't going to buy the god pack you should be using favor. Don't spend gems on gods.
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>>128820775
Because it's unfair to the team of randoms and basically a guaranteed loss.
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>>128820719
Do you support him?
If not then what are your roles?
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>>128820909
Um, somewhat confused now.

In order to unlock a god it says I need around 200 gems as well as 5000 favor.
>>128820981
Well, I haven't played long enough to really know what role I prefer, but it's probably support. I've been playing Neith mainly though until I can unlock something.
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>>128821073
You only need one or the other, not both. Favor or gems.
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>>128817798
rat is a niche pick honestly, every once in a while I get a jungler speaking in some obscure danish dialect who whipes the floor with the whole team as vamana/r@/arachne or some other "F tier" god.

Baka's ult is severely underestimated in conquest honestly. A target area that cripples is more than a death sentence for the backline if you a have poseidon or a zeus. Him and nemesis just require coordination with the team. But since every main jungler is a "special ninja don't need your help snowflake" they get put at the bottom of the assassin list.
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>>128821179
Yeah, and using gems is utterly ridiculous.
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>>128821179
Ugh.

And naturally there was no indication in the game whatsoever about that.
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>>128821257
>Baka's ult is severely underestimated
Baka's ult is the only really good thing in his kit
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>>128821073
>In order to unlock a god it says I need around 200 gems as well as 5000 favor.
Nope, one or the other.
You're better off just buying the god pack, though. It's $30 and it gives you all current and future gods.

If you're determined to do it F2P you should be grinding the first wins of the day on each game mode.
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>>128821317
post more
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>>128821317
>there was no indication in the game whatsoever about that.
Yes there is. Click on unlock and it will ask which currency you want to use. Same for recolor skins, icons, and anything else you can buy with favor.
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>>128820719
>>128821317
r u a grill
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>>128821073

Should have bought the god pack when it was 19.99

I saw it on a friday when I was about to order a pizza. So I bought the god pack instead of breaking my promise to diet.
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>>128821560
Trap tbqh
>>128821626
I was actually wanting to buy it for my boyfriend, he mentioned it was on sale a few weeks ago, but money. Yeah.
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>>128821626
You also saved on a shit ton of grinding when you could be working out.
You're pretty smart, anon.
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You wake up as the head director of hi rez and smite, what would you change about the game?
Your underlings will (realistically) do anything you say without question.
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>>128821802
>trap
post buns
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>>128822009
Get rid of fucking chests forever and fire whoever came up with them.
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>>128822009
delete the game so I can fucking move on
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>>128822074
>>128822273
And just like that you are kicked from your position and become a penniless pauper. Good job anons.
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>>128822009
Satisfy my autism by putting Smite on indefinite development so that I can add almost every god known from each of the current pantheons and some others, starting with the most vital missing members. Add focus on transferring all of the old mastery skins to the new format, and start moving skin development from wacky things to more "lore-friendly" ones.

>>128822074
That's how HiRez gets money though, if you cut that, you have a dead game. Don't be assmad about cosmetics, anon.
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>>128822074
Fuck off. Chests are great. I got the majority of 400-600 gem skins for 200 gems each.
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>>128822747
well I'll just snort more coke with the skin sales money and design more gods with three hard cc ults and high mobility in the same kit.
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I wonder, do you guys think they will ever add figures from Christian mythology to the game?
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>>128822009
Restore rat and guan yu to their pre patched states
Make agni have moonwalk again
>>128823351
Itd have to be cathloc but im not sure, itd be cool as fuck
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>>128823351
No. They already stated they won't. It sucks, since seeing Micheal, Gabriel, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, etc. would be fucking great, but it's not happening.

Todd did say he'd love to add in the Flying Spaghetti Monster though.
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>>128823351
They said they were going to avoid those but went with "eehhhh" when asked about the Four Horsemen. So very unlikely. The closest we'd be able to get would be Zoroastrian and West Semitic pantheons, but even those have a near-zero chance.
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>>128823165
>Chests are great
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>>128823468
>>128823479
Why did they say they wouldnt?
They already pissed of muzzies
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>>128815081
What? No such thing!

>>128815592
Reminder that the better Jouster isn't the one who performs better.

>>128816054
>CopperMeme
THIS ENTIRE TOURNEY WAS A MEME I DEMAND A RECOUNT

>>128817603
Really sad to see the Mexibros didn't show.

>>128823165
I FOUND BD

>>128823451
>Restore rat and guan yu to their pre patched states
Anon I have enough cancer already thank you.
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>>128823553
>not wanting things cheaper
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What about an athiest god?
>You play as nothing
Or agnostic
>You have a 50% chance of being real or not
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>>128820775

Maybe it's because premades should be matched with pairs of 3 or 4 or double pairs of 2 and not all solo queues.
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>>128823663
This is hellsing, you better have my dive on that phoenix against that neith as a webm m8
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>>128822009
Make queueing like it is in WoW for certain game modes
It gits rid of role bitching and >MID OR FEED
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My last three league joust matches have been against 3 separate guys all using Anubis. What the actual fuck?
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>Zeus with no actives
Screaming LOCK ME DOWN
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>>128823915
>no one queues support
>queues take long as fuck
>people quit playing
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>>128823602
Have you ever seen or talked to a religious person in real life? They're usually crazy or retarded. Can you imagine the backlash that could happen if they try to put in an Abrahamic pantheon?
>DUDE WTF GOD IS REAL. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING HIM IN A GAME WITH IMAGINARY RELIGIONS!?!?!?
>Are you trying to say our lord and savior is equal to a squirrel?!?!?
>Ugh, this game is sacreligious. These hussies are violating my Christian eyes. SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>Loki obviously has a blatant disregard for every single commandment
>C H R I S T B U F F S W H E N
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>>128823750
>athiest god
>passive is Null Field, 10% chance for any attack to pass through you
>skill one is a decent damage single target attack
>skill 2 creates a large area of nothing which then collapses, drawing gods and minion to the middle who are caught in it and doing mild damage
>skill 3 is a mid range blink/teleport
>ultimate deals zero damage, but stuns all enemies in a large area for a good amount of time by draining them of their divinity
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>>128824201
The character should be just a fat dude with a fedora
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>>128820775
>playing game by yourself
>forced to fight a coordinated team with a bunch of randoms
That is the definition of unfair.
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>>128823925
Nice, 3 free wins
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>>128824294
>one ability would have them tip their fedora to stun an enemy for 3 seconds
>Ultimate has the neckbead take his fedora off and behead a god with it, Oddjob style
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>>128824201
>>128824294
Scratch that, make it richard dawkins.
with a fedora
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>>128823663
sunohara if you're lurking why did you swap your build ? You had a lead and just decided to fuck everything by swapping a fully stacked ancile for a spirit robe and then went full memes, I don't get it
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Why is Sol's 4 so bad compared to the rest of her kit?
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>>128824178
>Hindu pantheon
>Chinese pantheon
>Japanese pantheon
>imaginary religion
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>>128824554
To make up for the rest of her kit being amazing. It's pretty good for disrupting a big group, but not so great against a single target.
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>>128824648
Okay, show me evidence that they arent imaginary then.
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>>128824554
It's not even supernova-related. It's really stupid. There was a datamined ult which they didn't end up using which had her ALLAHU AKBAR and dissipate for a bit.
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>>128824648
>Implying that the existence of other gods aren't more than blasphemous delusions
Bring me the Iron Maidens!
For the heretics need their punishment!
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>>128824820
I was talking about the religion, not the gods Hinduism, Shinto and Shenism are real.
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>>128823860
>Implying I don't m8
Any other highlight requests people want? Sorry if you had hype moments during a match I wasn't streaming fellas.

>>128824547
MMMEEEEEMMMMMEEEESSS
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>>128824405
Admittedly I lost against the first one since I never 1v1 against him. Bought Shield of the Underworld thinking it would help but I probably should have just went with Aegis and eventually he just outleveled me. The other two were ez pz
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>>128818167
>You can buy beads you dumb shit
A single optional(required) item being the only means of dealing with an imbalanced game mechanic is pretty much the definition of shit-tier game design.

>You can also dodge the stun.
You can dodge most every attack. This could be used to rationalize pretty much any imbalanced game mechanic.

>Not to mention they keep printing new mill cards.
And? The Magic equivalent of Stealth and Stun is Hand destruction and Land destruction, and to an extend, blue Control. All of them have been toned down greatly in the last few years, because they're imbalanced and plain un-fun to play against, because they remove your ability to even play the game at all.
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>Girlfriend starts coming to Smite General
>Going to have her be my pocket support

Soon. Soon I'll be the ultimate Xing. Invincible and with a waifu.
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>Mercury getting popular again
>he will be nerfed again before Thor

Calling it now
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Serious question how do you guys play this game? There's way too much CC. Even with beads its almost unbearable.
You're either CC'd or silenced. That's the entire game
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>>128826491
Plz no. He's barely good. He's like just good enough to be good but also not be Thor
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>>128826519
You get good
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>>128826519
You get good.
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>>128826519
You get good
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>>128826491
>no longer having to face Mercury's
Sounds fine to me. Was wondering what level people stop playing this face rolling meme spewer
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>>128823020
>Don't be assmad about cosmetics, anon.
I'm assmad because I want to buy cosmetics and HiRez won't let me. They keep putting skins I want in chests. I'm not going to pay 400 gems for a 1/8 chance of getting the skin I want.
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>>128826519
CC them back.
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>>128826898
>>128826787
>>128826717
this desu senpai
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>>128824201
>Passive - Fedora: All Fedora marked gods deal less damage and take more damage

>Skill one - Swag: Athiest throws a fedora, catching on the head of the first enemy god hit. It passes through all minions and monsters and they each are addorned with a fancy hat. This ability is low cooldown and low-medium damage.

>Skill two - Apathy: Atheist becomes a non believer, stripping all enemy immortals of their power. Enemy gods around him deal 0 damage with attacks and abilities for two seconds but CC and executes still apply. Fedora'd enemies that have recently tipped due to being effected by M'Lady take damage as well and are affected by the fedora for one extra second

>Skill three - Rant: Atheist begins to freely express his views on the hollowness of human life. Un Fedora'd gods in his voice range are disabled due to laughing uncontrollably but are still able to move. Fedora'd gods in his voice range are rooted due to uncontrollable nodding in agreement but are still able to attack. Fedora'd female gods are both disabled due to laughter and instantly repelled away from him due to disgust if they are in his immediate vicinity.

>Ultimate "M'Lady": Atheist tips his own fedora causing a chain reaction within other fedoras in within a large radius of him. Enemy Fedora'd gods take damage and begin to tip their own fedoras and which resonate to enemy gods and minions nearby. Enemies affected instantly gain a fedora and immediately begin to tip them, again resonating to enemies near by them. Fedora's gained this way and already existing fedoras last for one second after being tipped before they are lost.
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>>128826975
Just beads it.
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>>128825756
>waaah why can't I backflip out of stuns :(
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>>128827074
This sounds oddly fun. NEW GOD WHEN?
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>>128823351
>mythology
Nice meme.
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>be huge buyfag
>decide to check Smite merch and see a pretty solid Bellona figure
>$250
What the fuck? Why is it so fucking expensive? Quality alone it looks like a $80 figure.
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>>128824648
Hindus don't care.
Chinks are atheists.
Most Japs are more superstitious than religious.
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Just imagine that like any other cat she gets into heat just like them.

All her cats from her ult are male.

Her cats target any bleeding foe because only the scent of blood overrides the male cats instinct to mate with Bastet when she is in heat.

All the different Bastet skins and recolour aren't Bastet but her daughters who are the result of when she has succumbed to her cat lust and "accidentally" ulted in an area far from prying eyes to leash her immense lust for the spiky D.
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>>128827926
But why
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>>128827926
Does Bastet have a litter of kittengirls though? That would be pretty adorable.
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>>128827926
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>>128827926
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>>128827926
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>>128827926
Not related but I hope there will be a Tengu god for the Japanese pantheon and they make it a her so we can have a harpy.
I know I'm going to trigger that one or two anons that hate monster girls but we need more monster girls.
Cats suck btw, dog girl when
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>>128827098
>i'm too stupid to succeed at basic reading comprehension
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>>128829030
Dog girl: Lyssa
Male Tengu: Sōjōbō
Fem Tengu: Amanozako
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They called the pantheon "Japanese" and not "Shinto" so we can get Buddhist gods, too.
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>>128829030
What we really need is more demon skins
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>>128829541
We can get Touhous and straight up Japanese folklore too
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>>128827926
>Posting this again
Take your (you)
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>>128829541
they said they wanted to do folklore too.
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>>128829621
I hope the 3rd "god" is the shirime
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>not being /unstable/
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>>128829541
>Buddha himself
>Fat dude who can only cc
Sounds fun
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>>128829736
>not being a /lunartic/
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>>128829621
>The remove janus and gve his kit to yukari
>Sakuya kit heavy in slows and stuns cuz muh time
>Remilia's scarlet gensokyo would be sick as an ult
>Ran skin 4 Bastet where her kittens are chens
>Tenshi skin for amaterasu
>Okuu skin for Isis
2hous when?
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>>128826519
The devs are too talentless to remove imbalanced game mechanics like CC from their copy/pasted Warcraft III mod game. see >>128817774

Unforunately, a horde of fanboy zombies will defend Hi-Rez's shitty game design.
see:
>>128817432
>>128817513
>>128817071
>>128818167
>>128827098
>>128826717
>>128826787
>>128826898
>>128826975
And then especially stupid responses like this one:>>128826968
>CC them back
>while you can't do anything
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>>128830031
>Taro
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>>128829736
>Not being part of the /brood/
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>>128830031
Ah Taro, the one who does not want to improve himself, but wants the game to change completely for him. Go back to league, do us a favor.
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>Takes 5 minutes to open the launcher
>Finally get to the log in screen
>Cant fucking type in my password in the box because it wont show the typing line thing indicating that i can type
I love this new patch.
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>>128822009
1.) Remove Stealth from the game entirely, reword gods that abuse Stealth accordingly.

2.) Rework Stun and other hard CC mechanics to actually be balanced, have counterplay, have multiple counters, and reward skill rather than pressing a CC button.

3.) Virtually all skills will have a telegraph, so OP garbage like Nox's AoE silence and Posei's pool will finally be balanced.

4.) Make Conquest not a boring shitstain by adding more gold/sec and continuing to improve it from there.

5.) Everyone gets a permanent 'beads' (CC-clearing) ability on a 30s recast. Tweak the recast timer from there.

All I can think of off the top of my head.

The final thing to do would be to watch profits go up as Smite increases player retention due to it being more fun to play, and rewarding skill rather than CC-spam.
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>>128830138
>no cabrakachan skin
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>>128830448
You wake up as Taroshima's mom, what would you change about your son?
Your son will (realistically) do anything you say without question.
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>>128830448
>>128830031
you get good
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>>128830448
He just keeps going.
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>>128830031
Why anyone hasn't done an edit like
>On all levels except physical, I am Tyr
>[Fearless into power cleave]
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>>128830324
League is even worse, and dead to me regardless due to them making Tryndamere no longer fun to play.

>>Ah Taro, the one who does not want to improve himself, but wants the game to change completely for him.
To state this accurately:
>Ah Taro, the one who wants games to reward risk and skill in a balanced way, and who deplores objectively imbalanced game mechanics as a result.
The game should change (for the better) for everyone. It has nothing to do with me.
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>>128830448
> Remove Stealth from the game entirely, reword gods that abuse Stealth accordingly.
Just add counter-stealth shit so we can keep the actual gameplay variation. Sentry wards see stealth, certain god abilities reveal stealth, etc.

> Everyone gets a permanent 'beads' (CC-clearing) ability on a 30s recast.
Basically the new relics/trinkets system that's going to be implemented if all goes well. I don't think the cd will be that low though.

> Everything else
Get good faggot.
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> ranked
>duo is winning lane
>14-5 and 2 gold furry secured
>hooray for matchmaking sparing me this time
>oh boy I was wrong
>sylvanus asks xbal "if he can get a kill" because he never lets him get the last hit
>everybody on the team immediately spergs out on him
>"omg omg omg are you qualifying xbal needs kills read his passive omg omg uninstall"
>not like they're right but you shouldn't tell your support to uninstall when things are going good
>sylvanus starts to shit talk in spanish
>he dcs
>xbal also dcs for whatever the fuck reason
>mid and jungler stay in spawn and spam ver at me for dying to a 4 man gank


This is actually funny, no matter what happens I'm always on the wrong side.
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>>128830569
>>128830613
>>128830619
>>128830702
A few things I forgot:
>reword gods that abuse Stealth accordingly.
should be 'rework' not 'reword'

6.) Fix the god-awful shitty matchmaking algorithm and fire whoever coded it.

7.) Add a blind pick ranked mode for people that find waiting 10 minutes in queue/banning/fighting over roles to be boring as absolute fuck, since it is.

8.) Add some notable gods who are missing (Hera, Heimdallr, etc.)


I may add more.
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>tfw matchmaking puts you against a level 3 and others i didn't even bother check up
it was a fucking brisk in the park, like i was dancing to my music and just killing people.
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>>128830718
It has plenty to do with you. Not every game has to accessible to the lowest common denominator like you who is LITERALLY incapable of factoring in enemy skills that are powerful into their strategy for play. The game is made for people that are fine with the use of stuns as they add a new dynamic layer to combat, in the sense that suns can turn fights, be used for ganks, or even be threatened for use to make space.

What you want is the equivalent of a game for toddlers. I'm not saying that this game is super hardcore and that I'm edgy and cool for liking it that way, what I'm saying is that we dont need more drooling sacks of shit like yourself here trying to perpetuate the idea that less types of skills or dynamic abilities is good because it will bring more people in. More people =/= better.
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>KELLY IS LEAVING HI REZ
KELLY IS LEAVING HI REZ
>KELLY IS LEAVING HI REZ
KELLY IS LEAVING HI REZ
>KELLY IS LEAVING HI REZ

Who will bully us now?
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>>128830448
>>128831003

>>128830925
>Just add counter-stealth shit
Stealth will already have counter-stealth built into the mechanic, since it will actually take skill to sneak up on someone, rather than pressing a button. The other person will have to be aware of their surroundings, just like real life. Hence, counterplay.

>Sentry wards see stealth
How could I forget this one?
9.) lolWards are removed from the game entirely. They're a tedious and boring sub-game and were always shitty. They won't be needed to detect any Stealth gods since Stealth is now balanced.

>Basically the new relics/trinkets system that's going to be implemented
Maybe Hi-Rez is improving.

>Get good faggot.
Go sit with the other token fanboys.
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>>128831191
Freya will always be there to bully you.

Even in your dreams, she will bully you.
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Flying spahgetti monster ideas
>Melee guardian
>His 1 shoots a meatball, enemy gets meh amount of damage taken and reduced mana per second
His passive is either
>Leaves a trail of sauce behind him that gives friendlies hps and enemies reduced hps
Or
>Friendlies can take a bite out of you, giving them a good amount of health
>One ability just shoots a meatball in a straight line ahead of you
>Ultimate is spahgetti minefield, you can place meatballs in any part of the map you can see (you just click on the map and it takes a second or two to get there, then activate)
>whenever an opponent walks over it, it explodes with noodles thrown out everywhere like confetti, person who walked over it takes a certain amount of damage, people who walk near it take less damage but the noodles ensnare them and gives them slow for 3 seconds
Open to suggestions
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>>128831464
Oh, looks like i said the meatball shooting thing twice
It was a long post, ignore the second part
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>>128827478
I'm thinking of buying the set of Pantheon pins from those guys. Kinda pricy but they look cool and I like decorating my bags with pins and shit
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>>128831191
>tfw no Kama to bully us.
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So I found these and need to update them.

Then make a Jap one.
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>tfw the Greek versions of gods are more favored than Roman versions
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>>128831142
>It has plenty to do with you.
I'm simply the messenger. You're trying to make this about my 'taste' or something when it's simply not.

>The game is made for people that are fine with the use of stuns
They're fine with Stun because it's been copy/pasted into every pseudo RPG-based game for the last 20 years, and it's all they've known. It never had any place in 3D gaming space in its current form, however. Again, any mechanic that allows someone to kill you with impunity while you sit there and do NOTHING is absolute shit game design and gameplay.

>they add a new dynamic layer to combat, in the sense that suns can turn fights, be used for ganks, or even be threatened for use to make space.
All of those very things can be applied to a Stun mechanic that is actually BALANCED that also allows for counterplay, with multiple counters to it.

>What you want is the equivalent of a game for toddlers.
I literally just want a balanced game with balanced game mechanics. (and a decent UI and combat engine, this has the worst I've ever seen in any MMO or MOBA).

Fixing Stealth and Stun won't reduce the complexity or skill needed in the game, it will simply make the game reward skill more than pressing a Stun/Stealth button.
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>watching durarara
>recognizing Scyllas voice
>Stalker Scylla gets her head smashed into a wall and apologizing that she didnt die
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>>128831831
>watching shit
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>>128831889
I was about to get angry and then i started laughing at how disgustingly dogshit ones opinion can be
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>>128831776
They should add skins that change your pantheon into the equivalent god, maybe with a voice change and costume of course

>Zeus -- Jupiter
>Mercury -- Hermes
>Chaac -- Tloloc (Aztec)
etc.
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>>128831779
You can just stop typing altogether. Stop trying. Make your own game or stop, your ideas are bad.
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>>128832065
>Says the dumb nigger with shit taste
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>>128816527
You mean also how we only had one hour to check in, and some of us had mentioned that the checking in process didn't make sense, and some of possibly were still sleeping when the email was sent out to check in. Or that for 2 weeks people had expressed issues with the tourney, even the fact that it was being released along side Dragon's Dogma.

But sure, if it's only going to favor everyone on the east coast, I can see why your retort would be "why sign up". Not because it was poorly planned from the start.
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>>128832065
>>128831889
>anime-watching manchildren arguing about taste
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCYkiwvsNhU&index=6&list=PL4780ED77B3329C46
Whenever someone selects chaac this should play
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>>128832089
>Fixing Stealth and Stun to reward skill is a bad idea
How can anyone say shit like this and actually believe it?
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>>128832198
Where did I imply I watched garbage?

I called the shit he was watching shit.
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>>128832142
Hou Yi is shit
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Shrek skin for cabrakan when
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Debating between Freya, Sobek and Chiron. Which god should I snag with my favor? I prefer Xing/Xbal/AMC/Ah for the most part. Wanted Freya to cheese in 1v1 Joust, but I have improved enough to be able to play semi-decently.
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>>128832523
>no shrek god yet
he's the god of dank memes, and is just as real as any other mythology
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>>128832565
buy the pack
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>>128832686
I already own a number of the Gods bought with favor, so no need to buy the God Pack.
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>>128832565
Buy the godpack fgt. Otherwise I'd say Chiron or Freya depending on whether you want an AA Mage or a somewhat supportive Hunter
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>>128832523
>He wields two donkeys
>As he uses his ground pound move Smashmouth starts playing and picks up where it left off the next time it is cast
>His stun makes Donkey spit out one of his lines from the movie
>His ult wall is a layer of an onion
I hate myself for thinking this up.
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>>128826437
Gonna steal ur gf :^)
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>>128832565
Probably Freya or Chiron, they're more in meta than Sobek outside of solo lane. However, Sobek's Kaiju skin is dope and I suggest you get it ASAP if you get him.
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>>128829621
>>128829646
I'm not sure if that would be excluded by Shinto. Certainly any kami would be fair game. I don't know how youkai fit into Shinto, admittedly.
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>>128833189
Did you actually read the reply chain? >>128829541
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>>128827926
>Bastet has her period.
>Cats are attracted to blood.

Bam.
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I only play cute girls.

Is Athena the only god I can support as without memeing?
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>>128833297
That was my post, too. I'm saying that I don't think youkai would be excluded by the "Shinto" name the way syncretized Buddhist deities (arguably) would be.
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>>128833538
But Athena looks like ass.

And not good ass, she's like flat white woman ass.
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>>128833538
Yeah
This is why I started playing gods who aren't cute girls
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>>128833538
>I only play cute girls.
>Plays Athena
I don't follow
To answer your question though, yes. Athena is really the only serious female support for now.
>>128833558
The fact that the Japanese pantheon isn't restricted to just Shinto mythology makes the second post irrelevant. Why would anything Touhou need to fit in to Shinto if it doesn't have to in the first place? What is your point even?
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>>128833538
Ne Zha support is okay
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>>128833661
are you gay or something? Athena is a model of beauty, not some cutesy shit
>not wanting her to dominate you
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>>128833793
I'm not talking about touhou. I'm talking about folklore.
Is "youkai" a touhou word too or something
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>>128833921
Bruh, Athena is ugly.
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>>128833921
>Athena is a model of beauty
No, she's a model of intelligence, wisdom, and tactics, making her an ugly nerd.
>>128834012
All/most Touhous are (And are based off of as well) Youkais.
Where did you think they came from? Most JRPGs very very heavily use not only their own folklore but folklore and mythos of other places too. Touhou is no exception to this either and neither is anime and shit.
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>>128833661
>>128833793
her accent is stupid enough that she's cute, in the sort of way that a lobotomized cat is cute.

and, well, fuck. fox goddess guardian when?
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>>128834242
shit taste family, Freya's donkey face is ugly
Athena has strong Russian features
>>128834436
>being smart makes you ugly
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SOBEK'S SLOW WHEN HE ULTS DOESN'T PUT YOU IN COMBAT MODE AND DOESN'T BLOCK BLINK AND BACKS CHANNELLING
IT"S A FUCKING SLOW YOU PIECES OF SHITS HOW DOES IT NOT PREVENT FROM BLINKING AND BACKING

HELLO ? HELLO ?

HE BO CARPETS SLOWS AND STOPS FROM BLINKING AND BACKING

NEITH NIGGERZ BACKFLIPS PREVENT BLINKS

BUT AN ULTIMATE ABILITY ? NOOOO MAN NO WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK THE GAME DUUUUUDE

WAY TO GO NIGREZ

WAY TO FUCKING GO
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Why do Huntards get escapes in this game even though they don't in every other MOBA?

>insane damage
>at insane range
>and a get-out-of-death-free card
Why did they think this was a good idea?
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>>128834574
Fox god/goddess: Inari
Kitsune: Tamamo-no-Mae
Hulijing: Daji
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>>128834698
Everyone gets an escape now.
Look at every god without an escape, they're shit.
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>>128834436
Why do you assume I know anything about Touhou? I haven't played it and I'm not a filthy secondary.
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>>128834698
BECAUSE NIGREZ LOL

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT

RANGED

HARD CC BURST DAMAGE IN THE SAME SKILLSHOT

ESCAPE THAT GOE THREE MILES AWAY

THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY

FUCK FUN
THAT'S HIREZ FOR YOU
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>>128834698
because ADCs are weak as fuck compared to guardians and warriors, and if you weren't a pleb shit you would realize this. In other MOBAs they shred tanks. In this game, if an Osiris/Bellona/Xing dives your hunter they have no chance.
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>>128835192
LMAO ADCS ARE WEAK
WEWLAD
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>>128834698
>even though they don't in every other MOBA?

LoL is closest to Smite in that about half of the ADCs have escapes.
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>>128835324
They really are. Every good team in the SWC was doing everything they could to avoid picking actual carries instead going for the casters like chiron, neith and sol who have shitty lategame DPS but have good early pressure.
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>>128835192
>ADCs are weak as fuck compared to guardians and warriors,
>ADCs are weak as fuck compared to guardians and warriors,
>ADCs are weak as fuck compared to guardians and warriors,
>ADCs are weak as fuck compared to guardians and warriors,
>ADCs are weak as fuck compared to guardians and warriors,


I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS FUCKING POST
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>>128835324
Well, until they get crits they are pretty shitty.
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>>128835776
>Play Xbal
>Do damage
>Enemy team sees I do damage
>Every single teamfight Serqet leaps past my team to ult me, use beads so I can dash, Cupid already used his ult and I cant' dash anymore so I just try to run away, Ymir has already walled me in so Ihave nowhere to run
>Survive due to luck skill with 10 HP
>Try to dash away
>Get CCed one last time before my CC immunity goes up and my dash goes on cooldown
>Die to bellona
I just wanted to cs mang
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>>128834780
Tamamo-no-Mae when
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Why is Scylla crying? Did she get slapped, by who? Mercury? Ymir? Bellona? Xing Tian? Ullr? Amaterasu? Thor? Tyr? Athena? Awilix? Perhaps she wasn't slapped as a punishment FOR BEING SUCH A SHITTY GOD?

THAT STUPID LITTLE BRAT WHAT'S THE POINT OF HER SHE'S JUST A STUPID CHILD WHO's only WORTH is to be BULLIED BY every single god in every single pantheon in the history of SMITE EVER.
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>>128835776
someone with a brain? Here's someone who agrees with me and happens to be a pro player

>What gods and items do you think are in need of balance changes and why?

>ShadowNightmare: Every Warrior/Guardian god and every item that gives defence. As it stands now, you can purchase bulks of defence at such a cheap price (Breastplate of Valor for example) and become unkillable. This is due to the protection cap being extremely high combined with the lack of penetration within the game. There aren't enough viable penetration items in the game to counter the bulk stacking of defence, which results in Warriors becoming unkillable and killing every carry in the game, as seen at SW

http://team-dignitas.net/articles/news/Team-Dignitas/8715/team-dignitas-smite-interview-with-mid-laner-lewis-shadownightmare-farrell
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>>128835872
Scylla isn't shitty.
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>>128835872
>tfw Scylla will never force herself on you and tell you "It's no fun when they fight back..."
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I havent played since that war lady with multiple weapons came out. Who are the best gods right now?
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>>128836215
the war lady with multiple weapons
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>>128835954
>Here's someone who agrees with me and happens to be a pro player
>this guy plays vidya for a living and I appeal to his authority

ok I was supposed to be the mad retard here with my caps on but I think you just outplayed me

gg
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>>128836215
Her and The Headless Hulk
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>>128836312
thanks for admitting you're a dumb shit, I'll be glad to call you one anytime, what's your in game name?
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>>128834664
Damage and hard CC stops blinks and backs, that's it.
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>>128836039
Little bitch wasn't even picked IN the SWC aT alL.
THAT's the epitome of SHIT.
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>>128836215
solo: underworld dude of never dying, headless dude of never dying, le balanced multiple weapon war lady

mid: fatman of way too tanky, back flipping booby lady of sustain, and bird lady of infinite utilities and waveclear

jungle: hammer dude of best CC and damage, poison lady of infinite crowd control and escapes, and really fast guy of 1500 damage crits

adc: horse man of unavoidable bullying and never dying, back flip booby lady and sun girl of inuvlnerability

support: High heel taunting lady of global presence and camera inversions, Rockman of CC cleansing and big hug bug
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Is every japanese god going to get a katana?
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>>128826491

Thor has beem super good top pick for way too long.

He needs the nerf bat more than any other character.
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>>128836623
That's because she has a bad clear until level 9, and that's to risky when money is on the line.

She was picked last year tho and I hear she did quite well.
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>>128836436
>implying I want to come to your shit clan and carry you

stay cucked pro cock worshipping cum swallowing designated slut
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>>128829989

hopefully never
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>>128836950
Different meta and in this one she is shit.! SHIT!
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>>128836981
thought you'd be a pussy. What's your leagues division?
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>>128835954
Since defense stacking is zzzz boring as fuck to be in matches with, tone down defense items and tone down huntard damage at max range.

sound good?
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>>128837060
Getting sick of your shit man.
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>>128836738
>>128836215
>>128836298
This stupid shit still makes me laugh every time. I wonder if the League of Losers and dotard communites do the same thing?
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>>128837228
*Slap* shut up brat
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Is Sol good?
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>>128836830
>Is every Japanese god going to get a world renown Japanese weapon
I don't know man, do European gods use European weaponry?
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>>128837494
No.
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>>128837158

glass 12
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So, i just started playing and i've only been able to keep myself alive with Artemis.

What are some good ADC's for beginners?

Got 9k favor, so what should i buy?
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>>128836830
There are a number of Japanese weapons.
The traditional weapon of the samurai is the bow. In melee, they preferred the spear over the sword, which was largely ceremonial. They usually taught their wives and daughters to fight with the naginata (essentially a long pole with a sword blade on the end) because it compensated for the difference in height between a woman and a male assailant.
Oni traditionally carry extremely heavy clubs called kanabo.
There are also different styles of sword; the katana is only eight or so centuries old.

If we're really lucky we'll get an ADC with a matchlock (instead of another fucking bow) but I wouldn't count on it since I'm pretty sure Oda Nobunaga was never deified.
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>>128837639
Rama or Chiron.
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>>128834821
Ah Muzen Cab is still pretty fucking good and Artemis can wreck, but needs a lot more support than other Hunters
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>>128830031
>>128830718
>>128831779
>>128832320
>tfw I missed Taro posting
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>>128837682
Dunno mate, Nobunaga was demonized at least. Smite Warriors when? Hi Rez, get to talking with Omega Force and make it happen!
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is the slutty candle mom of darkness still good?
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>>128838115
She's good in everything but conquest.
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>>128838003
>Nobunaga was demonized at least
Was he? He unified Japan and I thought he was Tokugawa's adopted father or something.
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>>128837396
Say that to my face bitch.
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>>128837985
>that image

My sides are gone.
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>>128837957
lol no.
To much investment just to support the weakest ADC's who are the weakest link.
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>>128837494
Her gameplay is a little unstable sometimes.
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>>128838258
>>128837682
he's on the Japanese pantheon page on Wikipedia so therefore

oda nobunaga with his demon sword, his ult has him summon an army of peasants armed with guns.
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>>128833852
He said female gods.
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>>128833034
Won't work, silly!
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>Japanese discussion
Don't mind me, just posting a hunter here. Carry on.
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>>128836738
Forgot
Solo Fragmented master of ghostly Bandages.
Jungle Fearless Monkey man of Wood totem and Hungry Pupper of I target setups
ADC Red man of poison darts and Panther skins and Viking levitating stripper
Mid Omnipresent Automaton of the summoning allies
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>>128837985
>>128838350
>>128830569
>>128830619
>>128830324
A veritable work of its time, Taroposting is an author’s input on the contemporary attitude so critical of game designers that they’re often not given a chance at all, a window through which we see the designer’s wish to move his audience, as well as frustrations at the vessels of these emotions being ignored or enjoyed as “low art”.

Attempts at analyzing Taroposting’s implications and unraveling its messages necessitate great concentration and effort, which is further exacerbated when so much of my blood flows elsewhere than my brain when enjoying this general.

Taroposting is a journey, an embodiment of a search fundamental to our humanity yet abandoned by contemporary society; Taroposting is the eternal quest for perfection. As philosophers and "understanders of strategy" alike vainly peruse the void of their hollow souls for an abstract ideal, they achieve naught save for casting the community into desecration. Delving further into the hypothetical and the metaphysical only reinforces the misbelief that true beauty lies within. “Homosexuality,” Plato wrote, “is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments, Both of which apply to contemporary society.

"Quod culus tibi purior salillo est, nec toto decies cacas in anno; atque id durius est faba et lapillis. Quod tu si manibus teras fricesque, non umquam digitum inquinare posses.”

As tremors of mirth reverberate through my corpus; my finite faculties discharged; my soul emancipated. Such is the power of Taroposting. Taroposting is not everyone’s cup of tea. It is perhaps best treated as a lengthy parable. For the actively dismissive it will hardly make much of an impression other than being an ordinary poster with a cheap attempt at improving the game. For others with willing ears and eyes to match, it can be a novel take on the values and motivations surrounding the genre.
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>>128838313
Okay
shut up brat.
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>>128838857
>tfw I'll never be a meme

Maybe if I autistically posted about how much I love playing as Kumbhakarna I'd get some of that sweet SmGen attention
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>>128838857
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>tfw too scared to play conquest

It's the only mode I play in co-op, I play all other modes against people. Conquest is intimidating for some reason.
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>>128838425
Having an AMC or Artemis is pretty much forcing your team to carry a shit tier god that picking them is an act of burdening your team.
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>unlocked Nox
Is she okay?
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>>128837714
After reading their abilities, i think i will go with Rama.

Thanks for the sugestion.
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>>128839281
In everything but conquest.
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>>128839121
>>128838425
I'd rather have one of those two and have them be defensive until they can come online than an Anhur
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>>128839281
Nox is pretty great damage/support. Silence and shadoken are good stuff. And the... cripple/hold she has?
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>>128839281
Meh at Conquest.
People don't buy actives in arena so abuse her power.
Always pair with tanks.
Hades catches someone in his pillar of agony
Silence
Khepri Snu Snu
Silence
Xing threw some people
Silence
Athena taunted someone
Silence
For any other occasion
SILENCE and Root
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>>128838473
>another sword warrior
Please just make him an ADC with a matchlock
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>>128838857
>>128839075
>>128839071
There have been numerous undisputable masterpieces in /vg/ posters, such as the strikingly visionary classic HDFred or his medieval counterpart ShadowCzar. Taroshima will not join their ranks; his surface is too generic, his presentation too provocative and his messages too obscure. His take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. He will remain underground – treasured by the most avant-garde among intellectuals for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Philistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Taroposting, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate the subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion. Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.


Superficially, Taroposting appears to be something which caters to the most proletarian among men; aloof critics dismiss it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "understanders of game design" are, they fail to realize that Taroposting is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. This gem is hidden because it does not shine; it is buried because its tone is that of abyssal black. Taroposting pries into to the darkest corners of our subconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the most carnal of our urges, and the most primal of our instincts.

As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"; to describe the artistic qualia of Taroposting would be to describe music to the deaf, color to the blind or beauty to the philistine. The experience speaks for itself, and it is up to the anon to fully absorb its depth. Its sublimity will ever be debated yet always remain objectively irrefutable; the fundamental insight it provides into human and perhaps animalistic nature may shape the basis of game design for centuries to come.
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>>128839650
>to describe the artistic qualia of Taroposting would be to describe music to the deaf

You're speaking words to my soul anon
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>>128837334
League was the one that started doing that in the first place so of course they do. I'd post the le laughing simean of infinite jukes image but I cant' find it.
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http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/b/be/MartialArtsMercury_Taunt_Directed_Ravana.ogg
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>>128839650
This shit is more deep than Asa Akira's tweets
>buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism
This is fucking Haiku, poetry level shit.
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>>128830448
>4. I hate laning because I'm a shit kid
Everyone should honestly ignore Taro
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>>128839351
>I'd rather have one of those two and have them be defensive

Too bad that's impossible.

Both gods are so easy to wreck in the early game in different ways. They are essentially full of holes that are so innate in their severity that they can't perform in their role at all!
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>Season 3

Jesus man, they are really trying hard to make jungle as unfun as possible and make the ADC lane as slow as fuck.

Like fuck, there is no reason to not have level 3 beads on start anymore and it literally ruins any early game play of any CC heavy god. Ares is worthless now with like 80% of any early lane duo play.
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>>128840483
Ares was always a situational pick.
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>>128840408
>sit in lane for 10+ minutes
>then get to do fun stuff like team fighting
I'm merely asking for a reduction of it to say, 5 minutes rather than 10+.
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>>128840483
It's not level 3 beads, it's like level 2½.
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>>128840583
If you don't enjoy laning then why do you play conquest
There are a bunch of other game modes that are mostly or entirely fighting and you're demanding that Conquest be changed to be more like those modes because you want to play Conquest but don't actually like it.
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I don't know what possesed Ashur to draw Nemesis with her helmet off, but I like it.
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>>128840483
>there is no reason to not have level 3 beads on start anymore and it literally ruins any early game play of any CC heavy god
League has a summoner spell called Cleanse that nobody ever takes because there are better choices
We can't say that beads will be a guaranteed pick-up at level 1 until we see the other available relics.
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>>128840583
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>>128840583
>got angry at this retarded post
>went to go type up a response in the vain of "you dont just sit in lane you fucking retard, you fight each other and fight over jungle camps"
>in my realization of its futility I finally understood the beauty that taroposting possesses

Taroposting makes me feel human. To be angry, to want to lash out at chaos, stupidity, and twisted injustice. But I realize I can not, and it shows me how cold and large the universe is. And that is profound. Thank you taroshima.
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>>128840792
I kinda wish Nem had a more reluctant expression.
It would be hot as shit cummng on a disgruntled Nem''s face
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>>128840792
Nemesis with her helmet off is basically Hinata
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how the fuck do i osiris?
i'm not tanky when i build tanky, i don't dps when i build dps, i don't do either when i build mixed.
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>>128841816
Pick Bellona or Ammy instead so you can do both without building either
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>>128841816
Osiris is very tanky, but the trick to utilizing him correctly is realizing that his kit is used to stick to his opponents. He's more of a lane bully than a team fighters, but he's not the worst teamfighter out there.
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>>128840946
I disagree, I think the expression is a combination of both jubilation that she was able to make a man cum and also longing for approval as to whether or not she did a good job and I doubt that's intentional, but it's a great accident.
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>>128841816
boots runeforged frosty hammer urchin qins midgard or gaia

dive carries
tether as many people as possible
hit someone reliant on heals with your ult
auto cancel correctly
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what gods have the best favor skins? I have no idea what to use this stuff on.
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>>128842521
Anon is saying that he wishes she looked reluctant, not that she does.
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Cyborg Chiron skin when?
Also, is Freya good at taking towers/Phoenixes in 1v1 Joust?
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>>128842668
I know, and I'm saying the way it is is fucking marvelous
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>>128842635
Nox, Sol, Agni, Xing, Hades, Hel and Fenrir.
>>128842767
>More robots
Only Jetstream Samaterasu .
>Freya
Good at everything but early game in 1v1 Joust.
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>Zeus fucks everything
>Loki gets fucked BY everything
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>>128842635
Loki used to until his VU. I kinda hate that it looks like a lame recolor now when it wasn't just a recolor before. His face was hidden in his hood so you could only see spooky eyes. I loved it.

Bellona's recolor is nice if you like pink hair like me. He Bo's looks bretty good since he's 100% water. I'm not on smite right now so I can't remember others I liked.
>>128842767
>More robot skins
Fuck off, I'm so tired of robot skins.
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>>128838845
>Solo Golden Dick Mummy of 100% stickyness
>Jungle Howling Monkey of ScaryTime and Infinite Crits
>ADC Bola NigNite Dude of Very Broad Shoulders


fix'd
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>>128843462
Not bad m8.
I like em better.
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Who was the voice actor that got caught with CP? What Gods did he voice?
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>>128843694
Poseidon
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>>128843694
>>128843792
What happened?
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>>128836738
>big hug bug
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>>128843694
Like I was just telling Katoomba (is that you writing about this Kat?), Scott Freeman, Thanatos and Agni.
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4 player jungle slapfights is my favourite gamemode
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Post them /smgen/ memes lads
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>>128843037

>fenrir
>good favor skins

Oh wow, a single recolor that isn't gold/diamond cancer and three fucking exclusives you can't even get.

Yes I mad I love Fenrir.

If anything Anubis has a lot of skins you can get easy.
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>>128840851
League and smite are two different beasts entirely.

Lane length is very small in league, and their blink can be used in combat. Ours cannot, and beads are literally used for everything that would kill you with bullshit CC. CC is pretty minor in league anyways, CC plays a more important and more "you will die from this." than what league has.
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>>128844484
It's a good thing I'm back on my main computer.
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>>128844484
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>>128844484
This one doesn't really work anymore.
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>>128844484

>>128844576
How is this an /smgen/ meme. You can't even really filename it for this game either.
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>>128844484
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Has any pictures of the new Sol or Ymir skin be datamined yet?
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>>128834698
Why do hunters have to aim in this game even though they don't in every other MOBA?
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>>128845420
The Sol one yes.

It's shit.
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>>128844734
Combat blink can be used in combat and has a much shorter cooldown than Flash, even when you stack the summoner spell CDR mastery with the Distortion enchantment.

>CC is pretty minor in league anyways,
Admittedly I don't play a whole lot of League, but there's plenty of hard CC in the game and it can be debilitating in teamfights. I guess there isn't anything quite like Hades's or Ares's ults. Well, there's Galio, but nobody plays him.
Neither game has CC on the level of Dota.

>Lane length is very small in league
That's funny, I started playing League again recently and I felt like the opposite was true. Admittedly, this might be because the third-person controls means that movement doesn't just feel like waiting the day it does in League. I haven't bothered to measure it out or anything.

I wonder, if combat blink cost zero gold, would it be a more common pick-up? I don't think League players would take Flash so often if you had to sacrifice 1/3 of an item for it.
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>>128845610

why does smite have to raise my hopes up then crush my dreams


all i want is a good skin for my favorite god
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>>128845610
Post it.
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>>128845787

Google it.
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>>128845993
Don't fucking tell me what to do you faggot piece of shit.
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how do i build bologna
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>>128846083

Who the fuck do you think you are you little bitch?
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>>128846129

tanky

because all warriors are bullshit and you can build tanky as shit and still do a fuckton of damage
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>>128846213
This post is your last fucking mistake. You'd better get a dog because I'm coming for you motherfucker. Nobody fucking talks to me like that and gets away with it shitfucker.
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>>128846537


You couldn't find your way out of a wet paper bag dingledick.
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>>128847040
Listen up cheesebrain I'm gonna rain hellfire down on your fucking house. I'm gonna skin your cat and light your lawn on fire. I'm gonna eat all your fucking cheerios and dump your milk on the floor and there's nothing you can do to fucking stop me you smegma-eating piece of subhuman garbage.
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Why is duo que shitters almost always confirmed to be bad /smgen/
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>>128847393

Ya got me
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>>128847569
EZ. You posted from two devices.
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>>128847493
>There's a paly again button on Xbone
>There isn't one on PC
fuk u 2 hirez
>>128847569
Nice photoshop
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>>128847393
>>128847569

samefag
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>>128847393
Nice try motherfucker.
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>>128847643
>Shitposting this hard
>Actually be this retarded and not some troll.

Man it's a shame shitposters allow your type to post freely and everyone just assumes you are some kid playing an act when you really are that fucking stupid.
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>enemy team shoves their hard cocks into me even as i beg them to stop
>lay on the floor defeated with ropes of cum everywhere
>"GG"
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>>128847569
>using google as a verb

Shame on you those faggots make Comcast's customer support seem competent.
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>>128847643

>play again button


are you always this retarded?
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>>128847876


>using google as a verb
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>>128847813
>Shitposting
I legitimately never noticed. I'm sorry, pham
>>128847896
Yes
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>>128847876

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_(verb)

shitpost more pls
>being this wrong
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>>128824554
Still pretty good.
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>>128848023
>goo-guh l
>I should be calling it Goo Gull instead of saying Goo gl
Thanks for bringing this to my attention
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>>128835728
>sol
Sol clears towers way faster and "crits" for 900+ damage on a 10 or lower CD.
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>>128848574
yeah you're right. Sol is OP as fuck late and early. But she's still more of a caster than an actual ADC like Rama, Xbal, Artemis, AMC, Ullr, etc. who were all avoided.
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>>128848023
>>128848134
No but seriously, why would you inadvertantly advertise for a company that puts people on hold for four hours only to tell them they don't *actually* have phone support?
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>>128848846


What are you even talking about?
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>>128848958
He's butthurt about Google having bad customer service.
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>>128849015
They are literally evil.
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>>128848665
I'm honestly not even sure what you're trying to even say in this sentence
Are you telling me all those are caster ADCs? Because Ullr would be the only one that fits that category, maybe AMC a bit.
Are you telling me all those ADCs are avoided ones? Because Rama, Xbal, and AMC are definitely not avoided or at least Xbal isn't since he is proclaimed one of the best ADCs
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>>128849162
I bet Ceith can suck some dick.
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>>128848665
Xbal was 3rd most picked and banned.
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>>128849250
Neith*

Pressing cancel post does nothing!
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>>128849162
Bucktooth or open mouth?
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>>128849435
Western comic artist
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>>128849162
>10 minutes into lane and chill and she gives you this look
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>>128849162
i want to fuck that face
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>>128849510
I was out of mana Neith you shouldn't have engaged.
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what if... what if Odin's cage did DoT damage?
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>enemy team stomps us
>we stomp the enemy team

It's never in-between.
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>>128809837
Can whoever that makes the next op actually bother fixing it? Each time it just gets worse.
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Is there anywhere to read the pantheon wars online?
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>>128851038
dark horse website :^)
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>>128809837
>Mfw I actually look at the OP to see what's wrong
You sneaky fuck
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>>128850731
I'd kill myself.
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>>128844484
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>>128851248
http://imgur.com/a/RhoI4
never mind, found it.
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>>128851792
is there an imgur for the next part?
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>>128851792
Zeus is way too fucking ripped jesus
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>>128851407
what if... what if Odin's cage crippled?
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>>128853138
I would want to die of cancer.
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>>128853138
Stop.
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>>128853138
Players, including you and me, would either bitch, commit mass suicide or uninstall.
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>>128853194
what if... what if Odin's cage gave you protections?
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>>128853436
That would be fine, a buff for teammates is fine, but having cc/damage from the cage itself is retarded.
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>>128853507
what if... what if Odin's cage gave you protections while reducing the enemy's protections?
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>>128852337
You're in the club chillin' when this guy slaps your waifu's ass.
What do?
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